Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. Would let you taco
Speaker 2: one on one one w JR R. But your freaking
Speaker 2: idiots all right, this hour brought to you by JRN.
Speaker 2: But like's Thursday night football pre game. We're gonna be
Speaker 2: headed to Brevard Thursday night, Cocoa Beach Fish Camp. Oh,
Speaker 2: come ahead of the Packers and the Lions.
Speaker 1: That's a match up there boy, yeah again before Thursday
Speaker 1: night football, Cocoa Beach Fish Camp, Sana, Atlanta cav there
Speaker 1: in Coco Beach.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: We will have Bob World order coozies. We will have
Speaker 1: great concert tickets. It's going to be a party. Come
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Speaker 1: to the days in You and I have been there before.
Speaker 1: Remember we were there when it was a different, different bar,
Speaker 1: and I heard now it is badassory look forward to it. Ellia,
Speaker 1: we got breaking vodka news. Do you smell my shoes
Speaker 1: from there? Do I smell your shit?
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it.
Speaker 3: I I grabbed my shoes when I was walking out
Speaker 3: this morning. I grabbed the pair that I used for
Speaker 3: kickball over the last week and they smell like a yard.
Speaker 2: Okay over here. Thank you for the concern, though.
Speaker 1: I was just watching out for you. Yeah, thank you,
Speaker 1: though they're disgusting me. So breaking way.
Speaker 2: Vodka news like it. Vodka maker Stolely Stolely Group has
Speaker 2: filed for bankruptcy protection here in the United States. Not shocked. Now,
Speaker 2: this is I need to ask you. I do not
Speaker 2: drink vodka. But I know vodka is like one of
Speaker 2: the hip drinks now, and there's about eight thousand different
Speaker 2: types of vodka flavors and whatnot.
Speaker 1: It is Stoley. Still, well, let me put it this.
Speaker 1: I don't drink vodka. E there just a beer drinker,
Speaker 1: you know that. But I happened to go and get
Speaker 1: my wife a bottle of vodka. She was making some
Speaker 1: Christmas or Thanksgiving punch. Sorry, and she said, don't get
Speaker 1: Stoley again. So that's all I know is that like
Speaker 1: low wrung. Uh, I believe I have to look at
Speaker 1: the body or the bottle. I'm googling it right now.
Speaker 1: But uh, last time that I went to go get
Speaker 1: or something, I got that and she is.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm twenty one or older. Just let me
Speaker 2: see the bottle. So has has. So what we're saying
Speaker 2: here is that vodka now has gotten to the point
Speaker 2: where discerning palettes, much like you would see going on
Speaker 2: in the whiskey slash bourbon world. I were.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing so because because she said to me, don't
Speaker 1: get whatever it was. I don't want to put it
Speaker 1: on Stolely yet until I see the bottle. I'm having
Speaker 1: trouble with Google shocker. But she said Tito's would be great.
Speaker 2: If you can afford it.
Speaker 1: I said, all right, anything from Madal you can afford it. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, times are tough right now, you kidding?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Smearing off, I think is what I got her the
Speaker 1: one time. Oh so maybe it wasn't Stolely. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: glad I didn't put it on them. I know Kettle
Speaker 1: one's a good one. And Greg Goose right, Greg Gooz,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Tito's is the one that most
Speaker 1: people are like.
Speaker 2: Into, that's the hot commodity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, smearing Off is definitely the one that I got it.
Speaker 1: I was frowned upon.
Speaker 2: I look at it.
Speaker 1: Sixteen ninety nine for a bottle at CWS Spirits wherever
Speaker 1: the hell that is. And uh, Pat Kettle one is
Speaker 1: twenty eight ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Stolely is distilled in re Got, Latvia according to its website.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if it'll still exist internationally, but
Speaker 2: here in the US looks like it's going to be
Speaker 2: perhaps falling prey too well, not keeping up with the
Speaker 2: Joneses of the vodka world.
Speaker 1: But reality is, I mean it still definitely people still
Speaker 1: going to drink it. Look Grey Goose twenty nine ninety
Speaker 1: nine and like I said, smearing Off sixteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: So you're looking at thirteen dollars difference than that Stolely.
Speaker 1: I don't even see it listed here.
Speaker 2: Are you spelling it right?
Speaker 1: I'm looking at forty two different vodkas, dude, I'm not tardy. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just scrolling through. There's Tito's at twenty three ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Stilly Still you know I'm not seeing it yet. You're
Speaker 1: smearing off again.
Speaker 2: I hope we're not tempting any alcoholic types this morning.
Speaker 1: To get on early. Really, somebody's great drink going. Somebody
Speaker 1: said it still tastes like rubbing alcohol.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't get because it's never been my thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody, so Tito's American US vodka. There you go, America.
Speaker 1: It's not the fact that Stoley is bad. I'm just
Speaker 1: reading text randomly like I always do. But there are
Speaker 1: other brands that are really good. Kettle Belvetere Finlandya, I've
Speaker 1: heard of that one. And then we guys, all right, cool.
Speaker 2: We've got a huge situation for the upcoming World Bee
Speaker 2: Keeping Awards that are really gonna throw a monkey wrench
Speaker 2: into things.
Speaker 3: This is probably a really big deal now because we
Speaker 3: know that bees are, you know, on the endangered list,
Speaker 3: so these awards are bigger than ever.
Speaker 2: Honey will be shut out of next year's World Bee
Speaker 2: Keeping Awards for the first time after investigations found evidence
Speaker 2: of fraudulent ingredients in the global supply.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't true, bee Honey.
Speaker 2: You're absolutely right there. What was found was that forty
Speaker 2: six percent of the sampled honey products this is globally
Speaker 2: suspected of being illegally manipulated, mainly by adding cheaper sugar
Speaker 2: syrups for bulk purposes.
Speaker 1: Always comes down to the cheaper sugar syrups.
Speaker 2: What I've what I've honey and high fruit toast corn syrup.
Speaker 2: What what I've been able to discern from this this
Speaker 2: is kind of a propaganda piece to buy local honey,
Speaker 2: small batch local honey, which is more believable as far
Speaker 2: as authenticity goes, rather than some of these big commercially
Speaker 2: produced honey brands.
Speaker 1: Also because last week, and I believe it was last
Speaker 1: week last weekend was a shop local Day or what's
Speaker 1: that called, you know.
Speaker 2: Small business Saturday. Yeah, it was Saturday. That's so think
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: And now this news is coming out about by local honey.
Speaker 2: I know what that means. I'm trying to envision the
Speaker 2: World Beekeeping Awards, everybody walking around the bee keeper.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, with their little smoke guns. I always wondered
Speaker 1: about this, And if you spray that in here right now,
Speaker 1: would you and I be like buzzed? Are just kind
Speaker 1: of like sleepy. I think it's just kind of to
Speaker 1: keep them at bayh Yeah, that's why I said sleepy.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like, look, Pat, you spread.
Speaker 2: Keep one of those in my truck at all times
Speaker 2: in case you get the swarm. The well, they flipped
Speaker 2: over bee truck, which we've seen more times than once
Speaker 2: here in Florida.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was was miss Honeycomb available for this?
Speaker 2: That's no comments she still a lot. You know, We've
Speaker 2: talked about it. He was not killed by the beestings.
Speaker 1: No, it was the headline of the of the year,
Speaker 1: probably of the decade.
Speaker 2: Honeycomb attacked by bees.
Speaker 1: Yes, miss Honeycomb, not making the name up. Attacked by
Speaker 1: a swarm of bees.
Speaker 2: But she lived. Finally, there's this little item. This is
Speaker 2: fantastic holy ripped right from most tavern.
Speaker 1: Of the Simpsons Stoley nine to twenty seven ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Thank you because I found it, and I see it
Speaker 1: in the twenties. But I'm looking at.
Speaker 2: That's probably for a two gallon drum. Now it's twenty
Speaker 2: seven nine.
Speaker 1: It's on the better ones. And then somebody said, don't worry, fellas,
Speaker 1: I'm on my second mimosa.
Speaker 2: The cheers bottoms up. Come on call Uber this morning. Man,
Speaker 2: it still tastes like roban alcohol, all right. Another one
Speaker 2: h Texas A and the Texas Texas A and M
Speaker 2: game this past weekend was a super hot ticket sold
Speaker 2: out the secondary market. Tickets were all north of like
Speaker 2: twelve hundred bucks or even the cheapest.
Speaker 1: Seat because everything's big in Texas.
Speaker 2: Two dudes really really wanted to get in, so they
Speaker 2: thought it through man. They dressed like construction workers. They
Speaker 2: put on the reflective vests, they had construction helmets on.
Speaker 2: They made up like credentials that they hung around their necks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they got the names that they had on their fake
Speaker 2: construction credentials to try to get into U the stadium.
Speaker 2: There names of football players. No, Harry as Crack and
Speaker 2: Duncan mccochanner.
Speaker 1: Dude, I know you guys are straight off the game
Speaker 1: day the college.
Speaker 2: Game day said, but if you're gonna really go all
Speaker 2: out tavern.
Speaker 1: Exactly, the Crank calls, yes, do you have a Prince
Speaker 1: Albert and the can?
Speaker 2: What about? Hey speaking?
Speaker 1: But remember we had the person that got into the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl on fake credentials.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that vaguely? Yeah? Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Think it was like, uh, two Super bowls ago maybe,
Speaker 3: and we were talking about with terror and everything.
Speaker 2: This person just Duncan mccanner.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Sometimes you just gotta dunk hey, oh speaking,
Speaker 1: one more thing, you.
Speaker 2: Gotta let them stay man, that's come on. I'm definitely saying, man,
Speaker 2: come up in the box.
Speaker 1: But did you see with the uh I saw more
Speaker 1: footage of all the fights over the weekend with the
Speaker 1: teams or whatever. Did you see the one where Michigan
Speaker 1: that the mascots were whooping each other's everybody the mascots.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're going full Oh that was awesome.
Speaker 2: It's always a party until the pepper spray comes out.
Speaker 2: Come on, don't the man.
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