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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. Would let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w JR R. But your freaking

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<v Speaker 2>idiots all right, this hour brought to you by JRN.

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<v Speaker 2>But like's Thursday night football pre game. We're gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>headed to Brevard Thursday night, Cocoa Beach Fish Camp. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>come ahead of the Packers and the Lions.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a match up there boy, yeah again before Thursday

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<v Speaker 1>night football, Cocoa Beach Fish Camp, Sana, Atlanta cav there

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<v Speaker 1>in Coco Beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>We will have Bob World order coozies. We will have

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<v Speaker 1>great concert tickets. It's going to be a party. Come

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<v Speaker 1>join us this Thursday starting at six. It's it's connected

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<v Speaker 1>to the days in You and I have been there before.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember we were there when it was a different, different bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and I heard now it is badassory look forward to it. Ellia,

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<v Speaker 1>we got breaking vodka news. Do you smell my shoes

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<v Speaker 1>from there? Do I smell your shit?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize it.

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<v Speaker 3>I I grabbed my shoes when I was walking out

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<v Speaker 3>this morning. I grabbed the pair that I used for

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<v Speaker 3>kickball over the last week and they smell like a yard.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay over here. Thank you for the concern, though.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just watching out for you. Yeah, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>though they're disgusting me. So breaking way.

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<v Speaker 2>Vodka news like it. Vodka maker Stolely Stolely Group has

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<v Speaker 2>filed for bankruptcy protection here in the United States. Not shocked. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>this is I need to ask you. I do not

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<v Speaker 2>drink vodka. But I know vodka is like one of

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<v Speaker 2>the hip drinks now, and there's about eight thousand different

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<v Speaker 2>types of vodka flavors and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Stoley. Still, well, let me put it this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't drink vodka. E there just a beer drinker,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that. But I happened to go and get

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<v Speaker 1>my wife a bottle of vodka. She was making some

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas or Thanksgiving punch. Sorry, and she said, don't get

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<v Speaker 1>Stoley again. So that's all I know is that like

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<v Speaker 1>low wrung. Uh, I believe I have to look at

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<v Speaker 1>the body or the bottle. I'm googling it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But uh, last time that I went to go get

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<v Speaker 1>or something, I got that and she is.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I'm twenty one or older. Just let me

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<v Speaker 2>see the bottle. So has has. So what we're saying

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<v Speaker 2>here is that vodka now has gotten to the point

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<v Speaker 2>where discerning palettes, much like you would see going on

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<v Speaker 2>in the whiskey slash bourbon world. I were.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing so because because she said to me, don't

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<v Speaker 1>get whatever it was. I don't want to put it

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<v Speaker 1>on Stolely yet until I see the bottle. I'm having

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<v Speaker 1>trouble with Google shocker. But she said Tito's would be great.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can afford it.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, all right, anything from Madal you can afford it. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, come on, times are tough right now, you kidding?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Smearing off, I think is what I got her the

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<v Speaker 1>one time. Oh so maybe it wasn't Stolely. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad I didn't put it on them. I know Kettle

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<v Speaker 1>one's a good one. And Greg Goose right, Greg Gooz,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good one. Tito's is the one that most

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<v Speaker 1>people are like.

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<v Speaker 2>Into, that's the hot commodity.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, smearing Off is definitely the one that I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was frowned upon.

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<v Speaker 2>I look at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixteen ninety nine for a bottle at CWS Spirits wherever

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<v Speaker 1>the hell that is. And uh, Pat Kettle one is

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<v Speaker 1>twenty eight ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Stolely is distilled in re Got, Latvia according to its website.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if it'll still exist internationally, but

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<v Speaker 2>here in the US looks like it's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>perhaps falling prey too well, not keeping up with the

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<v Speaker 2>Joneses of the vodka world.

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<v Speaker 1>But reality is, I mean it still definitely people still

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<v Speaker 1>going to drink it. Look Grey Goose twenty nine ninety

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<v Speaker 1>nine and like I said, smearing Off sixteen ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're looking at thirteen dollars difference than that Stolely.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even see it listed here.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you spelling it right?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at forty two different vodkas, dude, I'm not tardy. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just scrolling through. There's Tito's at twenty three ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Stilly Still you know I'm not seeing it yet. You're

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<v Speaker 1>smearing off again.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope we're not tempting any alcoholic types this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>To get on early. Really, somebody's great drink going. Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>said it still tastes like rubbing alcohol.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't get because it's never been my thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, somebody, so Tito's American US vodka. There you go, America.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the fact that Stoley is bad. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>reading text randomly like I always do. But there are

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<v Speaker 1>other brands that are really good. Kettle Belvetere Finlandya, I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard of that one. And then we guys, all right, cool.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a huge situation for the upcoming World Bee

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<v Speaker 2>Keeping Awards that are really gonna throw a monkey wrench

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<v Speaker 2>into things.

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<v Speaker 3>This is probably a really big deal now because we

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<v Speaker 3>know that bees are, you know, on the endangered list,

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<v Speaker 3>so these awards are bigger than ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Honey will be shut out of next year's World Bee

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<v Speaker 2>Keeping Awards for the first time after investigations found evidence

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<v Speaker 2>of fraudulent ingredients in the global supply.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it wasn't true, bee Honey.

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<v Speaker 2>You're absolutely right there. What was found was that forty

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<v Speaker 2>six percent of the sampled honey products this is globally

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<v Speaker 2>suspected of being illegally manipulated, mainly by adding cheaper sugar

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<v Speaker 2>syrups for bulk purposes.

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<v Speaker 1>Always comes down to the cheaper sugar syrups.

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<v Speaker 2>What I've what I've honey and high fruit toast corn syrup.

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<v Speaker 2>What what I've been able to discern from this this

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<v Speaker 2>is kind of a propaganda piece to buy local honey,

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<v Speaker 2>small batch local honey, which is more believable as far

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<v Speaker 2>as authenticity goes, rather than some of these big commercially

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<v Speaker 2>produced honey brands.

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<v Speaker 1>Also because last week, and I believe it was last

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<v Speaker 1>week last weekend was a shop local Day or what's

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<v Speaker 1>that called, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Small business Saturday. Yeah, it was Saturday. That's so think

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And now this news is coming out about by local honey.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what that means. I'm trying to envision the

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<v Speaker 2>World Beekeeping Awards, everybody walking around the bee keeper.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, with their little smoke guns. I always wondered

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<v Speaker 1>about this, And if you spray that in here right now,

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<v Speaker 1>would you and I be like buzzed? Are just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like sleepy. I think it's just kind of to

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<v Speaker 1>keep them at bayh Yeah, that's why I said sleepy.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's like, look, Pat, you spread.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep one of those in my truck at all times

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<v Speaker 2>in case you get the swarm. The well, they flipped

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<v Speaker 2>over bee truck, which we've seen more times than once

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<v Speaker 2>here in Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, was was miss Honeycomb available for this?

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<v Speaker 2>That's no comments she still a lot. You know, We've

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<v Speaker 2>talked about it. He was not killed by the beestings.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was the headline of the of the year,

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<v Speaker 1>probably of the decade.

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<v Speaker 2>Honeycomb attacked by bees.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, miss Honeycomb, not making the name up. Attacked by

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<v Speaker 1>a swarm of bees.

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<v Speaker 2>But she lived. Finally, there's this little item. This is

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<v Speaker 2>fantastic holy ripped right from most tavern.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the Simpsons Stoley nine to twenty seven ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you because I found it, and I see it

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<v Speaker 1>in the twenties. But I'm looking at.

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<v Speaker 2>That's probably for a two gallon drum. Now it's twenty

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<v Speaker 2>seven nine.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on the better ones. And then somebody said, don't worry, fellas,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on my second mimosa.

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<v Speaker 2>The cheers bottoms up. Come on call Uber this morning. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>it still tastes like roban alcohol, all right. Another one

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<v Speaker 2>h Texas A and the Texas Texas A and M

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<v Speaker 2>game this past weekend was a super hot ticket sold

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<v Speaker 2>out the secondary market. Tickets were all north of like

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<v Speaker 2>twelve hundred bucks or even the cheapest.

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<v Speaker 1>Seat because everything's big in Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>Two dudes really really wanted to get in, so they

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<v Speaker 2>thought it through man. They dressed like construction workers. They

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<v Speaker 2>put on the reflective vests, they had construction helmets on.

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<v Speaker 2>They made up like credentials that they hung around their necks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they got the names that they had on their fake

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<v Speaker 2>construction credentials to try to get into U the stadium.

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<v Speaker 2>There names of football players. No, Harry as Crack and

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<v Speaker 2>Duncan mccochanner.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, I know you guys are straight off the game

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<v Speaker 1>day the college.

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<v Speaker 2>Game day said, but if you're gonna really go all

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<v Speaker 2>out tavern.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, the Crank calls, yes, do you have a Prince

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<v Speaker 1>Albert and the can?

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<v Speaker 2>What about? Hey speaking?

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<v Speaker 1>But remember we had the person that got into the

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<v Speaker 1>Super Bowl on fake credentials.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that vaguely? Yeah? Oh yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think it was like, uh, two Super bowls ago maybe,

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<v Speaker 3>and we were talking about with terror and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>This person just Duncan mccanner.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Sometimes you just gotta dunk hey, oh speaking,

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotta let them stay man, that's come on. I'm definitely saying, man,

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<v Speaker 2>come up in the box.

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<v Speaker 1>But did you see with the uh I saw more

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<v Speaker 1>footage of all the fights over the weekend with the

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<v Speaker 1>teams or whatever. Did you see the one where Michigan

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<v Speaker 1>that the mascots were whooping each other's everybody the mascots.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you're going full Oh that was awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always a party until the pepper spray comes out.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, don't the man.

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<v Speaker 3>Download the iHeartRadio app and listen anytime anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>He's j R R.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Mills Air