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<v Speaker 1>In one on one with Lynchintaco.

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando's Rock Station one O one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you still got another fifteen minutes or so give

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<v Speaker 2>or take. If you haven't voted for you, sayt we

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<v Speaker 2>play it yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Jr.

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page. Three tracks from Nirvana, you choose which one

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<v Speaker 2>we should play back at nine to one with the

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<v Speaker 2>most votes will do just that. Then one of you

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<v Speaker 2>will be randomly picked and given concert tickets. Yes, that'd

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<v Speaker 2>be tickets for Ice nine kills hell of a summer

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<v Speaker 2>tour coming to hard Rock Live with a hell of

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of other bands as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there are a lot of bands in there. So again,

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<v Speaker 3>get your voting for Nirvana jr R.

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page. Okay, ah, your video and this aren't you.

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<v Speaker 2>We're rolling live on Facebook. Yeah, if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>live and live and worldwide right now.

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<v Speaker 1>With the high tech, the high tech three D.

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<v Speaker 3>What are the cameras HD three what do you call them?

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<v Speaker 2>They're high definition cameras. Yes, yeah, they've been upgraded thanks

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<v Speaker 2>to the Life Coach contribution. His people came in and

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<v Speaker 2>did all this is great. Yeah, you're looking good though

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<v Speaker 2>over there it's time to h sort out headline of

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<v Speaker 2>the week. I've got a late late entry here. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even write the last one. Son of a Sailor.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this was coming, I know. Tell me when

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<v Speaker 2>you're ready. I'm ready. Okay, go. Police in China arrest

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<v Speaker 2>female authors of homosexual novels and crackdown on boys love

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<v Speaker 2>fiction genre.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, how am I even supposed to write that down?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to how much of this pat.

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<v Speaker 4>Police in China arrested female authors of homosexual novels and

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<v Speaker 4>crackdown on boys love fiction genre.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, the first question probably is what in the world

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<v Speaker 2>is boys love fiction? Yeah, it's a genre that features

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<v Speaker 2>romantic relationships between male characters, often depicting sex scenes.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's just characters, it's not it's not actual males.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it like that? What do they call that stuff?

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<v Speaker 3>You know it's a cartoon? Oh, anime?

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<v Speaker 2>No, these are books, novels, fictional novels, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Frowned upon.

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<v Speaker 2>This genre is frowned upon in China, of course, and

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<v Speaker 2>they're being written by primarily females.

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<v Speaker 1>Cash again on the demand for his.

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<v Speaker 3>Females knows so much about gay man love boys love

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<v Speaker 3>which that also has some kind of even sick connotations

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<v Speaker 3>to it. But okay, I figured out executive decision. Are

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<v Speaker 3>we going over all these right now?

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<v Speaker 2>So we need to and then we'll take the input

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<v Speaker 2>via the text line as to which we'll take the

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<v Speaker 2>crown while we do the last two items.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So here is this one so I don't have

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<v Speaker 3>to go down and write it down.

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<v Speaker 4>China arrest female authors of homosexual novels and crackdown on

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<v Speaker 4>boys love fic genre.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, our other choices, so that we're gonna call that

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<v Speaker 3>one boy love.

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<v Speaker 1>Our other choices.

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<v Speaker 3>Sixty year old man sixty year old man found dead

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<v Speaker 3>in Brooklyn in an abandoned ambulance.

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<v Speaker 2>Which I threw that one in there just because it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's oh an abandoned ambulance and ambulance in New York

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<v Speaker 2>with a dead guy in the back. That's Tuesday in

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<v Speaker 2>New York.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it. Okay. Next one, Welcome, Welcome to the fattest

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<v Speaker 3>place in America where fresh fruit is twelve miles away.

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<v Speaker 2>This lovely article about an area of Mississippi from earlier

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<v Speaker 2>in the week.

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<v Speaker 3>So far we have ambulance. I'm sorry, boy love ambulance fruit.

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<v Speaker 3>The next headline of the week. Leaders of orgasm Meditation

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<v Speaker 3>Woman's Wellness Company One Taste uh convicted enforced labor.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a group of women who were running at

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<v Speaker 2>something called orgasmic meditation sessions in which well they were

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<v Speaker 2>actually just uh meditating to the point where the next

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<v Speaker 2>thing these women were orgasming with were paying male customers.

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<v Speaker 4>Mm hm.

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<v Speaker 2>That was an expose on a on that. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was progractation based basically. Yeah, yeah, okay, So what

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<v Speaker 2>are you going with? You going with?

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<v Speaker 1>Boy Love? Sorry? Boy Love?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you gonna go with? Uh fattest place in America?

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<v Speaker 3>Guy found an ambulance or orgasmic joints?

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<v Speaker 1>I know what I'm going meditation? All right? They vote

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<v Speaker 1>to two five, two six. You all, you all just

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<v Speaker 1>side this? We don't yep.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll circle back here in a couple of minutes after

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<v Speaker 2>we finish up these last two idiotology items.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that fair enough? Yep?

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<v Speaker 3>I am not even gonna say what mine is until

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<v Speaker 3>after they do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll refrain as well, all right, two two five, two six,

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<v Speaker 2>help us name the headline of the week, and then

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<v Speaker 2>we'll announce it here Momentarily.

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<v Speaker 3>That was almost too many headlines of the league. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>we forgot about the family Dollar. Family Dollar employee arrested

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<v Speaker 3>for shooting thief in the butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was actually from earlier this morning, so you

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<v Speaker 2>can count that lump that one in as well. The

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<v Speaker 2>Family Dollar employee who fired off around to do a

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<v Speaker 2>thief's butt said right in the headline, Yeah, interesting situation

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<v Speaker 2>along I sixty four in Virginia. Uh, truck carrying barrels

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<v Speaker 2>of live blue crabs overturned in where Virginia.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they had, you know, coming from Maryland.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, all right, suddenly crabs everywhere and I

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<v Speaker 3>sixty four, and you know how hard it would be

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<v Speaker 3>to catch all them because you have to grab them, right.

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<v Speaker 3>You know how to grab blue crab when they're in

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<v Speaker 3>the trap, right, Well, normally you grab them with tongs,

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<v Speaker 3>but if you're crabbing, once you get them, you have

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<v Speaker 3>to hold them right on the butt because or the backside,

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<v Speaker 3>because otherwise they can get you with their claws.

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<v Speaker 1>I learned that at Charlie's Officer.

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<v Speaker 2>My contact with blue crabs is eating them, not catching them.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I used to go crabbing all the time. Craberr Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I was almost deadly as catch. But I was just

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<v Speaker 3>on a dock in New smirt of Beach, so it

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't too deadly.

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<v Speaker 2>They weren't chesapate Chesapeake Bay blue crabs either, No, they

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<v Speaker 2>were a river river, Florida river crabs.

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<v Speaker 1>Tasty as hell. They're sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>You obey them now. No, Old Bay. I think it

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<v Speaker 3>ruins that taste of a good seafood on crab. That's

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<v Speaker 3>just me wow, clab, crab, lobster, any kind of seafood.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Old Bay just masks the sweetness that is seafood.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna call this one. Would you please make

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<v Speaker 2>up your GD minds here? Okay, This headline says tree

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<v Speaker 2>planting was supposed to be a climate change solution, it

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<v Speaker 2>could be making things worse. You had something earlier in

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<v Speaker 2>the Good News Network about some girl who's playing a

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<v Speaker 2>ten thousand trees or something. Yeah, apparently she is now

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<v Speaker 2>making things worse. This coming from a UN study United

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<v Speaker 2>Nations study just released.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask a question? You want to know the

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<v Speaker 1>thinking on this one?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, because it's taken up too much oxygen? No no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>no no no.

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<v Speaker 2>If you the more trees you plant, the more trees

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<v Speaker 2>there are to burn and when they burn more carbon,

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<v Speaker 2>it creates that's wrecking the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so can I ask my question?

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<v Speaker 4>Are we supposed to clearcut everything somewhere in between?

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<v Speaker 1>Leave it as is? Let's just leave it as is.

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<v Speaker 3>All those ones that you just planted, cut half of

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<v Speaker 3>them down, and we'll call it today. Here's my question,

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<v Speaker 3>what in the hell is the UN doing climate solution

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<v Speaker 3>studies when we got you know, wars going on right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you guys need to focus on something else? Huh?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, you don't get me started on the un

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<v Speaker 2>Zactly do you really want to hear me go off

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<v Speaker 2>on a ranch?

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't.

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<v Speaker 3>You're rebeating me kind of hardened. No, somebody said no

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<v Speaker 3>old Bay. Somebody else hate Old Bay. Okay, you ready

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<v Speaker 3>for the uh for the answers on the text?

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<v Speaker 1>So right, headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, folks are gonna you're gonna determine the headline.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the week for this week. What do we got?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the feedback? At two two five? We have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of votes, so I'm just gonna read them all

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<v Speaker 1>and then you talent try to get a rough idea

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<v Speaker 1>which shed's the most here? Family, dollar ambulance, fat fruit

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<v Speaker 1>family dollar, bwo going going with?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh what I'll go on with Bob's response, Okay, meth

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<v Speaker 3>pipe raccoon. No that A former headlines last week orgasmic joint,

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<v Speaker 3>the fatties, dead ambulance, dude fat fat with a p

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<v Speaker 3>h A T this time orgasmic meditation or gasmic meditation,

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<v Speaker 3>another one of those or another one of those fat

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<v Speaker 3>asses dead man ambulance, orgasmic fat, orgasmic fat Ambulance, orgasmic fatties,

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<v Speaker 3>orgasmick fat fat boy Love.

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<v Speaker 1>There was only one vote for Boyloves. It's because it's fictional.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you got three of them that are vying there.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got the orgasmic meditation, You've got the fattest place

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<v Speaker 2>in Mississippi.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it. It's just too it's not an ambulance. Ambulance

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<v Speaker 3>didn't have enough. Looking at this, I think, are we're

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<v Speaker 3>doing to tie again? I think orgasmic might I want

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<v Speaker 3>it fat?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just being honest. We're fresh fruit is twelve miles away.

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<v Speaker 2>What a ridiculous thing to put.

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<v Speaker 3>In a headline, Cammy boy Love. Uh, We're gonna have

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<v Speaker 3>to go our gasmic pat According to this all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, the orgasmic meditation sex ring is this week's headlight

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<v Speaker 2>of the week. Are we in agreeance on that? That's

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<v Speaker 2>what it's like? What would you have voted for? I said, fatties,

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<v Speaker 2>You said that I would have. I would have as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I just wanted everybody to know this is what our

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<v Speaker 3>management calls quality programming.

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<v Speaker 2>The bar is set so high on this show that

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<v Speaker 2>it's low. Well, yeah or something.

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<v Speaker 4>What Orlando's rock station
