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Speaker 2: over there it's time to h sort out headline of
Speaker 2: the week. I've got a late late entry here. I
Speaker 2: didn't even write the last one. Son of a Sailor.
Speaker 2: All right, this was coming, I know. Tell me when
Speaker 2: you're ready. I'm ready. Okay, go. Police in China arrest
Speaker 2: female authors of homosexual novels and crackdown on boys love
Speaker 2: fiction genre.
Speaker 1: Dude, how am I even supposed to write that down?
Speaker 1: Listen to how much of this pat.
Speaker 4: Police in China arrested female authors of homosexual novels and
Speaker 4: crackdown on boys love fiction genre.
Speaker 2: Now, the first question probably is what in the world
Speaker 2: is boys love fiction? Yeah, it's a genre that features
Speaker 2: romantic relationships between male characters, often depicting sex scenes.
Speaker 1: So it's just characters, it's not it's not actual males.
Speaker 3: Is it like that? What do they call that stuff?
Speaker 3: You know it's a cartoon? Oh, anime?
Speaker 2: No, these are books, novels, fictional novels, but.
Speaker 1: Frowned upon.
Speaker 2: This genre is frowned upon in China, of course, and
Speaker 2: they're being written by primarily females.
Speaker 1: Cash again on the demand for his.
Speaker 3: Females knows so much about gay man love boys love
Speaker 3: which that also has some kind of even sick connotations
Speaker 3: to it. But okay, I figured out executive decision. Are
Speaker 3: we going over all these right now?
Speaker 2: So we need to and then we'll take the input
Speaker 2: via the text line as to which we'll take the
Speaker 2: crown while we do the last two items.
Speaker 3: Okay, So here is this one so I don't have
Speaker 3: to go down and write it down.
Speaker 4: China arrest female authors of homosexual novels and crackdown on
Speaker 4: boys love fic genre.
Speaker 3: Okay, our other choices, so that we're gonna call that
Speaker 3: one boy love.
Speaker 1: Our other choices.
Speaker 3: Sixty year old man sixty year old man found dead
Speaker 3: in Brooklyn in an abandoned ambulance.
Speaker 2: Which I threw that one in there just because it's like,
Speaker 2: that's oh an abandoned ambulance and ambulance in New York
Speaker 2: with a dead guy in the back. That's Tuesday in
Speaker 2: New York.
Speaker 3: That's it. Okay. Next one, Welcome, Welcome to the fattest
Speaker 3: place in America where fresh fruit is twelve miles away.
Speaker 2: This lovely article about an area of Mississippi from earlier
Speaker 2: in the week.
Speaker 3: So far we have ambulance. I'm sorry, boy love ambulance fruit.
Speaker 3: The next headline of the week. Leaders of orgasm Meditation
Speaker 3: Woman's Wellness Company One Taste uh convicted enforced labor.
Speaker 2: That was a group of women who were running at
Speaker 2: something called orgasmic meditation sessions in which well they were
Speaker 2: actually just uh meditating to the point where the next
Speaker 2: thing these women were orgasming with were paying male customers.
Speaker 4: Mm hm.
Speaker 2: That was an expose on a on that. Uh yeah,
Speaker 2: it was progractation based basically. Yeah, yeah, okay, So what
Speaker 2: are you going with? You going with?
Speaker 1: Boy Love? Sorry? Boy Love?
Speaker 3: Are you gonna go with? Uh fattest place in America?
Speaker 3: Guy found an ambulance or orgasmic joints?
Speaker 1: I know what I'm going meditation? All right? They vote
Speaker 1: to two five, two six. You all, you all just
Speaker 1: side this? We don't yep.
Speaker 2: We'll circle back here in a couple of minutes after
Speaker 2: we finish up these last two idiotology items.
Speaker 1: Is that fair enough? Yep?
Speaker 3: I am not even gonna say what mine is until
Speaker 3: after they do it.
Speaker 2: I'll refrain as well, all right, two two five, two six,
Speaker 2: help us name the headline of the week, and then
Speaker 2: we'll announce it here Momentarily.
Speaker 3: That was almost too many headlines of the league. Oh,
Speaker 3: we forgot about the family Dollar. Family Dollar employee arrested
Speaker 3: for shooting thief in the butt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was actually from earlier this morning, so you
Speaker 2: can count that lump that one in as well. The
Speaker 2: Family Dollar employee who fired off around to do a
Speaker 2: thief's butt said right in the headline, Yeah, interesting situation
Speaker 2: along I sixty four in Virginia. Uh, truck carrying barrels
Speaker 2: of live blue crabs overturned in where Virginia.
Speaker 1: I guess they had, you know, coming from Maryland.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, all right, suddenly crabs everywhere and I
Speaker 3: sixty four, and you know how hard it would be
Speaker 3: to catch all them because you have to grab them, right.
Speaker 3: You know how to grab blue crab when they're in
Speaker 3: the trap, right, Well, normally you grab them with tongs,
Speaker 3: but if you're crabbing, once you get them, you have
Speaker 3: to hold them right on the butt because or the backside,
Speaker 3: because otherwise they can get you with their claws.
Speaker 1: I learned that at Charlie's Officer.
Speaker 2: My contact with blue crabs is eating them, not catching them.
Speaker 3: Well, I used to go crabbing all the time. Craberr Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was almost deadly as catch. But I was just
Speaker 3: on a dock in New smirt of Beach, so it
Speaker 3: wasn't too deadly.
Speaker 2: They weren't chesapate Chesapeake Bay blue crabs either, No, they
Speaker 2: were a river river, Florida river crabs.
Speaker 1: Tasty as hell. They're sweet.
Speaker 3: You obey them now. No, Old Bay. I think it
Speaker 3: ruins that taste of a good seafood on crab. That's
Speaker 3: just me wow, clab, crab, lobster, any kind of seafood.
Speaker 3: I think Old Bay just masks the sweetness that is seafood.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna call this one. Would you please make
Speaker 2: up your GD minds here? Okay, This headline says tree
Speaker 2: planting was supposed to be a climate change solution, it
Speaker 2: could be making things worse. You had something earlier in
Speaker 2: the Good News Network about some girl who's playing a
Speaker 2: ten thousand trees or something. Yeah, apparently she is now
Speaker 2: making things worse. This coming from a UN study United
Speaker 2: Nations study just released.
Speaker 1: Can I ask a question? You want to know the
Speaker 1: thinking on this one?
Speaker 3: Oh, because it's taken up too much oxygen? No no, no,
Speaker 3: no no no.
Speaker 2: If you the more trees you plant, the more trees
Speaker 2: there are to burn and when they burn more carbon,
Speaker 2: it creates that's wrecking the world.
Speaker 1: Okay, so can I ask my question?
Speaker 4: Are we supposed to clearcut everything somewhere in between?
Speaker 1: Leave it as is? Let's just leave it as is.
Speaker 3: All those ones that you just planted, cut half of
Speaker 3: them down, and we'll call it today. Here's my question,
Speaker 3: what in the hell is the UN doing climate solution
Speaker 3: studies when we got you know, wars going on right now?
Speaker 1: Don't you guys need to focus on something else? Huh?
Speaker 2: Come on, you don't get me started on the un
Speaker 2: Zactly do you really want to hear me go off
Speaker 2: on a ranch?
Speaker 1: I really don't.
Speaker 3: You're rebeating me kind of hardened. No, somebody said no
Speaker 3: old Bay. Somebody else hate Old Bay. Okay, you ready
Speaker 3: for the uh for the answers on the text?
Speaker 1: So right, headline of the week.
Speaker 2: All right, folks are gonna you're gonna determine the headline.
Speaker 1: Of the week for this week. What do we got?
Speaker 1: What's the feedback? At two two five? We have a
Speaker 1: lot of votes, so I'm just gonna read them all
Speaker 1: and then you talent try to get a rough idea
Speaker 1: which shed's the most here? Family, dollar ambulance, fat fruit
Speaker 1: family dollar, bwo going going with?
Speaker 3: Uh what I'll go on with Bob's response, Okay, meth
Speaker 3: pipe raccoon. No that A former headlines last week orgasmic joint,
Speaker 3: the fatties, dead ambulance, dude fat fat with a p
Speaker 3: h A T this time orgasmic meditation or gasmic meditation,
Speaker 3: another one of those or another one of those fat
Speaker 3: asses dead man ambulance, orgasmic fat, orgasmic fat Ambulance, orgasmic fatties,
Speaker 3: orgasmick fat fat boy Love.
Speaker 1: There was only one vote for Boyloves. It's because it's fictional.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah.
Speaker 2: I think you got three of them that are vying there.
Speaker 2: You've got the orgasmic meditation, You've got the fattest place
Speaker 2: in Mississippi.
Speaker 3: That's it. It's just too it's not an ambulance. Ambulance
Speaker 3: didn't have enough. Looking at this, I think, are we're
Speaker 3: doing to tie again? I think orgasmic might I want
Speaker 3: it fat?
Speaker 2: I'm just being honest. We're fresh fruit is twelve miles away.
Speaker 2: What a ridiculous thing to put.
Speaker 3: In a headline, Cammy boy Love. Uh, We're gonna have
Speaker 3: to go our gasmic pat According to this all.
Speaker 2: Right, the orgasmic meditation sex ring is this week's headlight
Speaker 2: of the week. Are we in agreeance on that? That's
Speaker 2: what it's like? What would you have voted for? I said, fatties,
Speaker 2: You said that I would have. I would have as well.
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