Speaker 1: Oh, well, that's a hello, and welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: This is the Cult of Conspiracy and my name is Jonathan,
Speaker 1: I'm Jacob and this is the Cult member of live show.
Speaker 1: So uh yeah, dude, welcome into Everybody very excited about
Speaker 1: this episode, specifically, not that they're not all awesome, you know,
Speaker 1: but yeah, this one. I feel like it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a little heartfelt. You know, it's almost and I'm not
Speaker 1: going anywhere. I know that there's a lot of you
Speaker 1: that are thinking that I'm falling off the face of
Speaker 1: the earth. Promise you that's not happening. I Am still
Speaker 1: going to be here. As much as the Psychedelics try
Speaker 1: to take me out the other night. I'm back from
Speaker 1: out of space, all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it still kills me that you had that kind
Speaker 2: of an experience with four ACO. I thought that was
Speaker 2: pretty much an inherent good. And I'm not some sort
Speaker 2: of a expert in the art of these types of
Speaker 2: you know, ordinances, but I honestly didn't think four Eco
Speaker 2: would give bad trips. I thought that was like one
Speaker 2: of the biggest benefits of it, bro you know what.
Speaker 1: I was talking to a couple of people about it,
Speaker 1: and it was so I had already for the past
Speaker 1: two days leading up to that, I had spent like
Speaker 1: six for seven hours in the tattoo chair, right, and
Speaker 1: and that does a lot. And so yeah, I'd spent
Speaker 1: like quite a bit of time in the tattoo chair.
Speaker 1: And and I guess you look it up and it
Speaker 1: does you know, it does certain things to your cortisol
Speaker 1: levels and your stress levels and all that other shit, right,
Speaker 1: and then going into it and then we just talked
Speaker 1: to this witch. I think it was last night on
Speaker 1: Meta in.
Speaker 3: Just dark headspace on some occult shit.
Speaker 2: I get.
Speaker 1: It turns out mercury was in retrograde also, so just
Speaker 1: wanted to it's mercury is in retrograde, I think for
Speaker 1: the next couple of days, so in case anybody's having
Speaker 1: a bad time, when is it not?
Speaker 2: Though, I feel like every time I look up, yep,
Speaker 2: it's in retrograde right now, it's like.
Speaker 4: Okay, every couple of months.
Speaker 3: It seems like it's every other fucking day with certain crowds.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know that to be a fact.
Speaker 3: It just it seems like that's a recurring theme.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's uh, I don't know. I mean I'm
Speaker 1: not even chalking it up fully to that, I'm whatever.
Speaker 1: It's more so like I had gotten a lot of tattoos.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of in like a transition moment in my life,
Speaker 1: and there's just you know what I mean, Like that
Speaker 1: time that you know you didn't want to do DMT
Speaker 1: with everybody else because you were kind of in a
Speaker 1: transitory moment in your life. That's where I was a
Speaker 1: couple of nights ago. I think that's why it didn't
Speaker 1: work out so well.
Speaker 2: So I fixed that, and I still there's a small
Speaker 2: part of me that regrets that I didn't do pure
Speaker 2: DMT with you that night, really and truly, but I
Speaker 2: also know because of where I was mentally and spiritually
Speaker 2: in that moment, it would have only played out negatively.
Speaker 3: So you know, it's just one of the things I
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, you got to be in the right head
Speaker 1: space for that kind of shit for sure, because I mean,
Speaker 1: it literally is your mind, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: whenever you're going in there, it is all of you.
Speaker 1: It's not ten percent of you, it's not the five
Speaker 1: percent of you that you're used to dealing with. Your
Speaker 1: surface level bullshit. There is no running away from the
Speaker 1: deepest aspects of you. Whenever you're on psychedelics and so.
Speaker 2: Pretty much if you're doing pure DMC, you need to
Speaker 2: go into that bitch singing everything is awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh you got to be stoked about life. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: got to be one of those kind of deals because yeah,
Speaker 1: if you if there's anything on there that's like hanging
Speaker 1: by a thread. Oo, yeah, you're you're in for a
Speaker 1: long one. And it felt forever. But anyhow, just what's that?
Speaker 4: I said, no, thanks, I have no desire to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm right there with you, you know. And there's there's
Speaker 1: actually there's a lot of people that do DMT or psychedelics.
Speaker 1: One time, they're like, oh my god, it was the
Speaker 1: most amazing thing that I've ever seen. Well, were you
Speaker 1: gonna do it again?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: No, I just needed one time. That's it, And uh,
Speaker 1: I get it. I definitely get it, especially with that
Speaker 1: last one. Dougie said, ba humbug, Jonathan, I know.
Speaker 3: Bah humbug.
Speaker 2: Although a Dougie once again, apologies that we did not
Speaker 2: make the meat up happen.
Speaker 3: While we were in Philly, we live.
Speaker 2: We had no downtime, like, there was not a single
Speaker 2: hour that wasn't accounted for or used for recovery of
Speaker 2: the night before. So we will be making a trip
Speaker 2: up north again. The ton tavern that they have built
Speaker 2: right now is not the proper Ton, So we're gonna
Speaker 2: give it a couple of years and let them get
Speaker 2: all that shit squared away, and we're gonna make a
Speaker 2: trip up north again. When we do, we're gonna make
Speaker 2: a meetup happen. We're gonna have a cult Philly meet up.
Speaker 2: Matter of fact, so.
Speaker 1: That'd be cool all the things Yo kid said, Yo,
Speaker 1: Happy Tuesday, but damn yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So on this episode, good cult members, we want
Speaker 2: to hear from y'all, what y'all's feelings on things, what
Speaker 2: y'all's takes on things. We are in the middle of
Speaker 2: a transitional period, and we want it to be understood
Speaker 2: and clear that this is not a negative transition. There's
Speaker 2: no ill will, there's no bad blood, there's no beef,
Speaker 2: there's no animosity that nothing of the sort whatsoever. And
Speaker 2: we also want to make something else clear while we're
Speaker 2: on the topic. Yo. So I was perusing the Spotify
Speaker 2: earlier today, just reading some comments, as I do from
Speaker 2: time to time, especially on this episode.
Speaker 3: I was very curious what the Cult had to say
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 2: Mixed reviews. Some people were, you know, bummed that Jonathan
Speaker 2: is going a different direction, but stoked to see what
Speaker 2: happens next for the Cult. Some people were saying, well,
Speaker 2: I guess the show's dead, but bubouh. First of all,
Speaker 2: ain't nothing dying in this bitch. It is still fourth quarter. Okay,
Speaker 2: just so we're all clear, it's still fourth quarter. We
Speaker 2: got two minutes left on the clock and I heard
Speaker 2: a goddamn whistle. Yet we're still in that mindset, Just
Speaker 2: so we're all clear. Also, there was quite a few
Speaker 2: people that we're saying, well, I guess it is just
Speaker 2: a Bible thumper podcast. Now. I don't know how many
Speaker 2: people know things about Raven Lee that is definitely not
Speaker 2: gonna be what the show is moving forward.
Speaker 5: I think that I guess I wasn't very clear in
Speaker 5: my stance because I don't particularly if anyone hasn't gathered
Speaker 5: by now, I've said it of several times. I don't
Speaker 5: particularly like go on religious I don't bring up religion
Speaker 5: often with people because I like to hear other people's opinions.
Speaker 4: I don't really just I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't really argue about it because I feel like
Speaker 5: everyone's gonna feel what they want to feel. That being said,
Speaker 5: dear cult, let me explain myself a little bit more clearly.
Speaker 4: I guess you would. I guess I.
Speaker 5: Would be considered an agnostic, a pagan. I did grow
Speaker 5: up in the church. I left the church when I
Speaker 5: was sixteen. I haven't been back to the church. I've
Speaker 5: been four times in this last year, more than I
Speaker 5: have in the last two decades. That I am not
Speaker 5: a practicing Christian, I have my mother is a devout Christian.
Speaker 5: Most of the people around me are Christian, and I
Speaker 5: have no issue with Christianity whatsoever.
Speaker 4: I hold some of the values that I grew up with.
Speaker 5: I believe that there is a place for Christianity and
Speaker 5: all Abrahamic religion as well. Muslims I don't have the
Speaker 5: biggest love for just because of kind of how they
Speaker 5: are with people.
Speaker 4: But that being said, I do believe.
Speaker 5: In reading into different religions. I've been on a path
Speaker 5: for the last several years of different types of paganism,
Speaker 5: looking into more or less spirituality.
Speaker 4: I really do.
Speaker 5: Believe in the energy connection between Earth and us and
Speaker 5: I kind of like vibe with nature a lot. I
Speaker 5: am not a practicing witch. I do not do witchcraft,
Speaker 5: but I have I enjoy a lot of the different symbolism,
Speaker 5: and I kind of just like to read and educate myself.
Speaker 5: So no, I will not be echo chambering Jacob on
Speaker 5: the sense of everything is Christian and awesome. I will
Speaker 5: be asking questions. I will be having debates with him.
Speaker 5: We actually had quite a long one the other day,
Speaker 5: just randomly out of nowhere about Christianity. It's not that
Speaker 5: I just think there's a lot of other topics that
Speaker 5: we could discuss more or less than continuously to having
Speaker 5: the same conversation on repeat when it comes to Christianity.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to.
Speaker 5: Convince a Christian that today is today to you know,
Speaker 5: forsake God or whatever, and I don't I don't want to.
Speaker 5: So if that is unclear to anybody else, if anyone
Speaker 5: has any questions about where I stand with it, you're
Speaker 5: more than welcome to ask me. But I didn't want
Speaker 5: to kind of address that because I saw that in
Speaker 5: the comments a lot that this is going to be
Speaker 5: a you know, an echo echo chamber of Christianity. It's
Speaker 5: a Bible podcast, and that is not where I'm at well.
Speaker 1: And to be fair, you you said that you're a pagan,
Speaker 1: So does that mean you're a devil worshiper.
Speaker 5: Nope, I don't. I don't worship the devil. I don't
Speaker 5: practice dark arts. I actually very much stay clear of
Speaker 5: dark things. It's just on my own personal belief and stuff.
Speaker 5: Like I've said before many times that my uncle was
Speaker 5: a practicing Wiccan for many, many years, and I thought
Speaker 5: that was super cool.
Speaker 4: I've read into that some of.
Speaker 5: My friends are on a journey of their own, kind
Speaker 5: of like Witchy Vibes and you in more in depth paganism.
Speaker 4: I enjoy a lot of that.
Speaker 5: I think that there's a missing link between earth and
Speaker 5: us and nature, and you know, I think there's a
Speaker 5: place for all different types of religion. I just wish
Speaker 5: we wouldn't continuously say that one religion, one religion is
Speaker 5: the correct.
Speaker 2: So with that being said, this podcast was never started
Speaker 2: to be a religious conversation piece. We are listed as
Speaker 2: philosophy strictly because there's no other category that can even
Speaker 2: come close to listing where conspiracy ties in. This is
Speaker 2: not a history podcast. It is not a political podcast.
Speaker 2: It is not a science and technology podcast. It encompasses
Speaker 2: a lot of different avenues. For that reason, we saw
Speaker 2: that philosophy would probably be the best way to list
Speaker 2: us in the podcast game. We are certainly not, nor
Speaker 2: have we ever been, a religious podcast, to be fair.
Speaker 1: To be fair, there are there's nothing wrong with people
Speaker 1: having their beliefs at at all, Like, and I get it,
Speaker 1: especially in the conspiratorial realm. There's going to be people.
Speaker 1: Maybe you hear about a reptilian, or you hear about
Speaker 1: a skin walker, or you hear about Jacob's demon story
Speaker 1: or something like that, and you're like, you're trying to
Speaker 1: find that base level of reality. Is there good guys
Speaker 1: and there's bad guys. Well, if there's good guys and
Speaker 1: bad guys in real life, then there must be good
Speaker 1: guys and bad guys in the spiritual world and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. And people, really, you know, especially man, we
Speaker 1: got sucked into it hard too. But you know, especially
Speaker 1: with the Red and Blue paradigm, it was always like, dude, democrats,
Speaker 1: you mean demoncrats, you know what I mean. And it
Speaker 1: turned into teams, It turned into these are the bloodsuckers,
Speaker 1: these are the adrena crum drinkers. These are the rapists
Speaker 1: on fucking pedophile island over with Epstein, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. But then you go and find out, you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're all doing it, Like everybody's doing it. So the
Speaker 1: idea of you know, there being a good side, a
Speaker 1: good team, a good politician that stick sticks up for
Speaker 1: half the country, it doesn't exist. But people got sucked
Speaker 1: in on that, and where we definitely got sucked in
Speaker 1: on as well. My point is is that anytime somebody
Speaker 1: hears a conspiracy, they want to put it into a category, right, Like, well,
Speaker 1: you know a.
Speaker 4: Lot of even everyone wants to put people in boxes.
Speaker 1: Even Jacob whenever I had the DMT trip and I
Speaker 1: went to the void, He's like, well, I think you
Speaker 1: visited hell, because that's the category. He has to put
Speaker 1: that in in his mind, right, And there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with what you described.
Speaker 2: What you described is actually very close to the biblical
Speaker 2: description of hell, That's all I was trying to say. Like,
Speaker 2: it never talks about fire and adud with horns and
Speaker 2: a pitchfork.
Speaker 3: That's never mentioned.
Speaker 2: It does talk about you being completely separate from everything,
Speaker 2: and it basically the void and pain. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: that was.
Speaker 5: All, But that being said, you could also attribute it
Speaker 5: to the underworld and any like you could. You could
Speaker 5: tie it back to many different types of religions and
Speaker 5: mythologies and stuff like that. Like there's it's not just
Speaker 5: but everyone has their own bias. And the thing of
Speaker 5: that I've been trying to get across to everybody is
Speaker 5: that I really try to at least present information without bias,
Speaker 5: and then I will talk about them. But I don't
Speaker 5: want to shove my thoughts down people's throats. I want
Speaker 5: you to think for yourself. I want you to research yourself,
Speaker 5: like research for yourself. I want you to have your
Speaker 5: own thoughts and ideas, and if I can provide any
Speaker 5: kind of information that might help in any way, that's
Speaker 5: what I want to do. Including the religion talk, I'm
Speaker 5: I'm not going to be continuously like, yeah, it's the Bible,
Speaker 5: that's that's not where I'm.
Speaker 2: At, that's not who you are, not at all. Yes,
Speaker 2: religion is going to come up in conversation if it
Speaker 2: pertains to the conspiracy. Right, there's all kinds of dark
Speaker 2: occult practices that wealthy elites are doing, and if those
Speaker 2: are tied to some sort of a Abrahamic base, then fine,
Speaker 2: we can have that discussion. If they are tied to
Speaker 2: some sort of a Sumerian pagan base, then we're gonna
Speaker 2: have that discussion. But it is not going to become
Speaker 2: a two hour talk about why Paganism versus Christianity is
Speaker 2: the war we should be fighting. That is not how
Speaker 2: we are going to do business moving forward. Just so
Speaker 2: we're all on the same page.
Speaker 1: And right, I mean, but my point about saying that was,
Speaker 1: and it took me a little while to really get
Speaker 1: to this place, is is that if you are a Christian,
Speaker 1: then I would expect you to categorize things like that.
Speaker 1: It only makes sense if you're trying to make sense
Speaker 1: of this reality through the lens of your beliefs, then
Speaker 1: that's what you would do. You know, it's a program,
Speaker 1: and you've overlaid that program on top of the basis
Speaker 1: of your understanding of this reality, and you're trying to
Speaker 1: see it through that lens. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1: The problem is is that what I started to notice,
Speaker 1: especially over the past year or so, is that, and
Speaker 1: I mean I see that it was kind of happening
Speaker 1: all along, is that there are undertones of religiosity almost
Speaker 1: against every single conspiracy. Yeah, like in the sense of,
Speaker 1: like you know, if there are lizard people that are
Speaker 1: controlling the world, you mean demons, right, Because if you
Speaker 1: would think about a demon, I would think if there
Speaker 1: is a real manifestation of an actual demon, first thing
Speaker 1: I would think is a lizard.
Speaker 2: Right, Like, that's there are those the same thing with
Speaker 2: the aliens, Right, there's people that believe No, I don't
Speaker 2: believe in.
Speaker 3: Aliens, I believe in demons.
Speaker 2: And it's like, wait, why why are those two being
Speaker 2: brought up in the same context.
Speaker 3: But there is a solid chunk of.
Speaker 2: People that even our own cult members, probably some in
Speaker 2: the live right now, that believe that alien crafts and
Speaker 2: UFOs and UAPs are just demon craft. And that's cool.
Speaker 2: Everybody's intollent their opinion, right. But to your point, yes,
Speaker 2: there seems to be the same way that you said
Speaker 2: about how the DMT conversation. I put that to my
Speaker 2: own interpretation, which would be a biblical one. There are
Speaker 2: those that are gonna put their own spiritual flavor on
Speaker 2: whatever is presented in front of them. Well, and you
Speaker 2: see that in a place for those conversations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, And my point was, is that you really
Speaker 1: see it backed up against a lot of things, especially
Speaker 1: the political shit. You know, so for example, the I mean,
Speaker 1: first there was Pizzagate and then you know, and that's
Speaker 1: backed up by you know, uh, some kind of these
Speaker 1: are clear. It's good versus evil. Same thing with Epstein Island.
Speaker 1: It's good versus evil Trump. I mean, dude, And I
Speaker 1: wish that I could find the clip and maybe I'll
Speaker 1: search forward here in a little bit. I've tried looking
Speaker 1: for it. I can't find it. There was a clip
Speaker 1: of Trump way before he announced that he was running
Speaker 1: that he said that if you if he would ever
Speaker 1: run for president, he would run as a Republican and
Speaker 1: he would start spouting Christian beliefs something along those lines,
Speaker 1: because he knew that that's how he would gather that base.
Speaker 1: And you start to really look at it, and then
Speaker 1: you saw like all the Q and on stuff, nothing
Speaker 1: can stop what is coming? Where we go one, we
Speaker 1: go all and you know, and then Trump gets shot
Speaker 1: in the ear and people were like praising him like
Speaker 1: he's Jesus resurrected or something like that, and it just
Speaker 1: got real too religious for me, and.
Speaker 3: Fucking wild'n out now more than ever, dude.
Speaker 5: I mean, but religion has always been used as a
Speaker 5: tool to control the masses, regardless of whatever ever it
Speaker 5: is that they want to do. Religion has always been
Speaker 5: the ultimate tool fear, the fear mongoling right there, is
Speaker 5: like you know, if you don't do this, you're going
Speaker 5: to help And that's when it shoved down your throat
Speaker 5: and indoctrinated how many people. Then that's going to cause
Speaker 5: people to want to like sway hard to right left, whatever,
Speaker 5: you know, their beliefs. So obviously religion is one of
Speaker 5: the main things that drive people. Religion, food, like you know, protection,
Speaker 5: that kind of stuff, right.
Speaker 1: And that's that's what I was like, what I've kind
Speaker 1: of been alluding to here for a little while is
Speaker 1: that if you remember, I told you whenever the election
Speaker 1: was going on back earlier last year, it was like
Speaker 1: you would see billboards like I would drive into Louisiana
Speaker 1: and see the billboards like only Jesus Saves and then
Speaker 1: at the top would be vote jd Vance and Trump.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, oh, you try trying to really connect
Speaker 1: the two here, and is just a bunch of shit
Speaker 1: like that to where I'm like, man, they're really trying
Speaker 1: to just like they're they're polling for groups and saying
Speaker 1: what they need to say in order to get those
Speaker 1: groups to vote for them. And I just see that,
Speaker 1: you know, personally, I just saw like a lot of conspiratorial,
Speaker 1: conspiratorial stuff led back to religion, and nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1: It's just not my flavor now.
Speaker 2: And again, sometimes there are those connections to be made. Right,
Speaker 2: if you're telling me that there is a global cabal
Speaker 2: of high upper echelon politicians that are sacrificing children to
Speaker 2: the devil, not like to some other like straight up
Speaker 2: to the devil, then okay, the religion conversation will naturally
Speaker 2: make its way into that conspiratorial conversation. But that doesn't
Speaker 2: mean that it needs to be shoved in when we're
Speaker 2: talking about, for instance, well, we just did an episode
Speaker 2: talking about faust and like faucium bargains, people selling their
Speaker 2: soul to the devil for fame and fortune and talent
Speaker 2: and all of these things. Naturally a flavoring of religion.
Speaker 3: That he is going to be into that conversation.
Speaker 2: Fine, we just did a conversation about if bees are
Speaker 2: going extinct or not. There was no goddamn place in
Speaker 2: that bitch to bring up biblical references or pagan references
Speaker 2: or anything, and there shouldn't be.
Speaker 3: That's not for that conversation.
Speaker 1: Yes, So it's it's basically just to let everybody know
Speaker 1: that just because I'm leaving does not mean that this
Speaker 1: is going to turn into some biblical echo chamber or
Speaker 1: anything like that. I would say, if anything, it's actually
Speaker 1: going to get less religious. Not to say that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean doesn't mean anti religious, just you know, less talking
Speaker 1: about it. So yeah, I mean you're still gonna have
Speaker 1: that balance, you know. Raven is you know, kind of
Speaker 1: taking the baton and running with it. And she's not
Speaker 1: going far left, far right, far religious, far anti christ.
Speaker 1: It's I've pretty.
Speaker 5: Much all about knowledge and let's like better ourselves and
Speaker 5: better our community and you know us as a whole
Speaker 5: because we're getting fucked every which way we can think
Speaker 5: of from the government.
Speaker 1: So yeah, big facts, spirit animal, go right ahead, sir
Speaker 1: with your hand up.
Speaker 6: So just sew that works here that you are still
Speaker 6: gonna be here for the lives right, Yes, all right,
Speaker 6: So it's not like you're leaving, You're just gonna be
Speaker 6: on it every other day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll still be a part of the social media.
Speaker 1: So anytime somebody messages on any of the social media's,
Speaker 1: I'll be the one replying anytime there is a post,
Speaker 1: anytime there's a clip of the show or anything that's
Speaker 1: me doing that. And yeah, I'll still be here every
Speaker 1: Tuesday night for the live show. And you know, because
Speaker 1: that's a night me and Shon don't shoot meta. So
Speaker 1: may as well get behind the mic and hang out
Speaker 1: with the good cult members of the world.
Speaker 2: Baby. Absolutely, like we said, this is not a hostile
Speaker 2: takeover anything like that. This is the natural growth and
Speaker 2: progression of us as individuals and us as a show.
Speaker 3: That's all this is.
Speaker 6: Okay, So with that being said, in essence, that means
Speaker 6: he's a man in the chair. He's the Charlie to
Speaker 6: the Charlie Angel.
Speaker 1: If you will, you go, Actually I prefer like I'm
Speaker 1: ned to Spider Man.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 2: There you go, man, Hell yeah, dude, all this being said,
Speaker 2: let's get to the chat and again this whole episode.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm Tony Stark.
Speaker 2: Uh. So with all that being said, let's uh, let's
Speaker 2: do the check the chat and anybody who has any
Speaker 2: questions about where we're at, what's going on now is
Speaker 2: the opportunity for everybody to let their their feelings be
Speaker 2: heard on everything and make sure that we are all
Speaker 2: on the same page moving forward.
Speaker 1: Actually, Raven, you kind of remind me of Spider Gwen.
Speaker 1: If you've ever looked into that.
Speaker 3: That's oo, I could.
Speaker 4: See it glasses and everything right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, yeah, the yo gid said posting a meme
Speaker 1: and it's two dudes talking to each other, one from
Speaker 1: the Army, one from the Navy. The Army guy goes,
Speaker 1: you were in the Navy, right, Navy or uh yeah?
Speaker 1: Navy guy goes, yep for six years. Army guy goes,
Speaker 1: I have a question. Navy guy goes shoot, he goes bulkhead.
Speaker 1: Is that a part of the ship or a big
Speaker 1: Navy guy group activity? Yeah?
Speaker 3: For the record, bulkhead is a wall.
Speaker 2: Just so we're all clear.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah. Uh, Anthony said, brouh, just broh.
Speaker 3: So Anthony, So, dude, Uh.
Speaker 1: Mario said, I hope y'all are doing great. Yeah, buddy,
Speaker 1: it's a good day, good, good day to be alive.
Speaker 1: The Kabbala King Joel My dude said, Yo, So the
Speaker 1: cult lives are still going to be the same, right,
Speaker 1: and Jonathan, are you going to be pumping out more
Speaker 1: weekly episodes for Meta and Raven? Congrats your dope as fuck.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So there's gonna be a couple of more uh
Speaker 1: Meta episodes here soon. It's I have to wait until
Speaker 1: Sean's able to do it full time, which is in
Speaker 1: in six months, he'll be able to go full time.
Speaker 1: But up until then, I'm going to be doing the
Speaker 1: three episodes for Meta O we and I'm also going
Speaker 1: to be trying to go on other people's shows and
Speaker 1: trying to represent and stuff like that. But that being said,
Speaker 1: I did want to say this in case anybody didn't
Speaker 1: listen all the way through in the last episode. I
Speaker 1: am going to be so at the end of this month.
Speaker 1: So starting December first, we're only gonna have one Meta
Speaker 1: Myistics episode on the Cult, and that's going to be
Speaker 1: coming out every Friday. If you want to be able
Speaker 1: to have access to all the other episodes, whether it
Speaker 1: be two or three or four more episodes per week,
Speaker 1: then you're gonna have to go over to the Meta
Speaker 1: Mystics podcast platform over there. You can still find it
Speaker 1: on Spotify, you can still find it on Apple, and
Speaker 1: you'll be able to listen to the rest of them
Speaker 1: over there, but we're also on YouTube. We're also on Patreon.
Speaker 1: You know, we try and spread it, spread it out
Speaker 1: a little bit. We can actually be on YouTube over
Speaker 1: there because we don't call out you know, Hillary Clinton
Speaker 1: for drinking Adrina chrome or call Maha Kamala Harris, you know,
Speaker 1: being a whore, or vaccines making people injured and dying
Speaker 1: and whatnot. We don't talk about that. It's more so
Speaker 1: about sacrificial blood, which unfortunately you would think would get
Speaker 1: pulled down off of YouTube, but it just doesn't.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding, that works out now. We got
Speaker 2: pulled down for talking about COVID, but you know, blood sacrifices.
Speaker 3: YouTube is just like fuck it just full sin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. You know what's funny is I was reading
Speaker 1: the comments and you know, one of the people I
Speaker 1: don't I can't. I think this was on Patreon. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. They were like, man, I'm gonna miss Jonathan's
Speaker 1: so sad that he's leaving, but you couldn't pay me
Speaker 1: to listen to metamistics.
Speaker 2: I was like, right, it's like that.
Speaker 4: It's like damn yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, as we've always said, Hater's gonna hate, Tater's
Speaker 2: gonna potate, and life is just gonna keep on life.
Speaker 1: And that's I mean, it's it's okay. I mean I
Speaker 1: would expect if there's somebody religious, you probably wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to listen to metamistics. Anyway, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 3: My girl's face right now, hater's gonna hate.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm watching my girl just laughing. I'm like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Dude, but spirit at, We'll go ahead.
Speaker 6: Sir, okay, So literally this all right? So if empires
Speaker 6: ran by emperors and kingdoms are land by kings, what
Speaker 6: are countries land by.
Speaker 2: Hunts? I like it, Sam, I like it, Thank you.
Speaker 6: I call that Congress, by the way. But same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of not to detract, we're gonna get We're
Speaker 2: gonna stay on the comments very very heavily tonight.
Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, we're gonna stay up to
Speaker 3: speed on them.
Speaker 2: Did y'all see that they just passed the vote to
Speaker 2: release all the Epstein files And there was one one
Speaker 2: vote against it, and it was the dude from Louisiana.
Speaker 1: Which what's his name, oh, Clayton.
Speaker 2: Clayton Higgins, the sheriff. It was like and now there
Speaker 2: for the goblins. You don't want to come around to
Speaker 2: these parts because we ran that guy. That guy is
Speaker 2: the only guy that voted no for at least in
Speaker 2: the Epstein Files.
Speaker 3: His reasoning behind it was the.
Speaker 2: Sign I don't maybe fucking maybe, but his reason behind
Speaker 2: it was, listen, I'm a law enforcement officer.
Speaker 3: I had been for years and years.
Speaker 2: Doing it this way bypasses the entire justice system, Like,
Speaker 2: there has to be a way to do this according
Speaker 2: to the letter of the law, not just saying fuck
Speaker 2: it and just releasing everything all at once. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: I hear you, and I could appreciate that, uh vantage
Speaker 2: point with your background.
Speaker 1: That's how evercuse it's the fucking Epstein files.
Speaker 2: Bro. Literally everyone else in the house. I forget the number.
Speaker 2: It was like four seventy nine to one. Well, did
Speaker 2: you this is not the hill you want to be
Speaker 2: left dying?
Speaker 1: Did you see though? That like it? I believe this
Speaker 1: is I personally believe what's going on is that there
Speaker 1: were allegedly twenty thousand emails that were released like just
Speaker 1: a few days ago, and this is these are the emails,
Speaker 1: And I don't know if they're real. I don't know
Speaker 1: if they're not. It's hard to fucking tell what's real
Speaker 1: or not. But a lot of people believe that they
Speaker 1: seem to be real, which would spark Trump to want
Speaker 1: to release the full thing. May be too dispute it,
Speaker 1: or maybe he made some changes. I don't know, because
Speaker 1: in those emails it said that old Donnie was given
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton a blowjob, So I guess he's the throat goat.
Speaker 1: I guess he is just gawking. And I can see it.
Speaker 1: I can see it, Honestly, I can't.
Speaker 2: And it's not even because I think Doning T is
Speaker 2: such a badass. It's just, brother, you've seen the first
Speaker 2: episode of South Park from this season where they made
Speaker 2: fun of Donald Trump and they had like the literally
Speaker 2: dude's pinky was the dick and all that. I'll be
Speaker 2: straight up, I don't know if I want to know
Speaker 2: if Donny T was glug glug three thousand ng on
Speaker 2: old Billiam Clinton, I think we could just leave that
Speaker 2: shit in the realm of you know what.
Speaker 1: We all thought. We all thought it was Monica Lewinsky
Speaker 1: in the old office.
Speaker 2: That was confirmed. Monica hit her knees harder than a
Speaker 2: fucking pastor in church. Dog, that's a fact. But when
Speaker 2: it comes to old Donny T, like, when when did
Speaker 2: Billiam and Donnie T sit in the same room and
Speaker 2: Billiam pulls out that Arkansas fucking little rock if you
Speaker 2: will and.
Speaker 4: Get home.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, when the did this happen?
Speaker 1: I don't think you know? And and I'm probably gonna
Speaker 1: get canceled for this, but hey, I'm not on the
Speaker 1: show anymore. But I think that Monica was kind of
Speaker 1: a code word for Monica and it was Monica Donald Trump. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just want to throw that out there. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: what was going on. I said, that's n I c
Speaker 1: c A. Okay, I'm not I'm not using the GS.
Speaker 1: So it's okay. We're gonna sorry about that.
Speaker 4: You know, you're not you guys. You guys will chat
Speaker 4: and chat.
Speaker 5: Here chat, I got you, Yeah, here chat, I got you.
Speaker 5: Let's read these all right?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 4: Wait, Dougie's Douggie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we got hands, Rais, Let's hit them first.
Speaker 2: Dougie.
Speaker 1: Jonathan broke my heart, blunking.
Speaker 9: I was shopping and shop right, have my pods in
Speaker 9: And then I'm like, no, don't tell me to cancel
Speaker 9: on the show.
Speaker 2: And then I find out you leave it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, holy shit.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10: Listening to a rival podcasts that shall be nameless, and
Speaker 10: the host had some experience where Jesus had a pigeon
Speaker 10: going to his chest and fly out, and I think
Speaker 10: he became a Christian.
Speaker 3: Probably adcast.
Speaker 10: Yeah it's called something.
Speaker 2: Oh God, okay, you're.
Speaker 9: You're you had a Jesus experience that you're sitting here
Speaker 9: saying that you're not a Christian.
Speaker 10: You might be a Christian?
Speaker 2: He cuts your heart.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, don't get that fucking twisted.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be a Christian just because I
Speaker 1: experienced what I what I thought was Jesus in a meditation.
Speaker 1: I experienced aliens in a meditation. I experienced the Buddha
Speaker 1: in a meditation. I probably experienced your mom in a meditation. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's just the way you can experience just about anything
Speaker 1: in a meditation.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 9: Well, check out check out the picture I made, Chatchy,
Speaker 9: be teammate. It of your experience with your in your chest.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's actually pretty sweet. And it looks is that
Speaker 1: Terence fucking McKenna. That's what it looks like.
Speaker 3: It's supposed to be you.
Speaker 10: It's supposed to be you, according.
Speaker 4: To Okay, that's actually pretty cool, that is pretty sweet.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I know that my mind is just way
Speaker 2: too deep in the gutter on this one. I saw
Speaker 2: that picture and thought that the mystery Machine was coming
Speaker 2: on him, and I'm like, what the fuck am I
Speaker 2: looking at?
Speaker 1: Equally awesome?
Speaker 11: Equally awesome, Jonathan, Oh god.
Speaker 6: Damn it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Dougie, I do love you. I'll still be here
Speaker 1: every Tuesday night, Grayson, sir, with your hand up? What
Speaker 1: are your thoughts?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 7: I hate the I hate to see you go. I'm
Speaker 7: I'm fairly new to the show, but I'll definitely support
Speaker 7: you and your your new venture. And I think that's great.
Speaker 7: And I'm glad that there's not falling out or bitterness
Speaker 7: or anything like that. It's not like you guys are
Speaker 7: you know, great friends and you really work together well
Speaker 7: and support each other. So yeah, change is constant, you know,
Speaker 7: that's life.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing you can't expect is change out
Speaker 1: of life, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for a lot of people.
Speaker 7: And and Raven's a better looking, cool host, so.
Speaker 1: Yeah she is. Yeah, you should see whenever she starts
Speaker 1: to grow out the beard. I mean, you can say,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm totally gonna weird one.
Speaker 4: For like Christmas. I'm just going to show up with one.
Speaker 4: I'm like, hi, everyone, Oh.
Speaker 2: Now, Jonathan, now we do have to talk about something.
Speaker 2: Does this mean that you're going to shirk your beard
Speaker 2: growing responsibilities? Are you still going to try to catch me?
Speaker 1: That's so funny that you bring that up because I'm
Speaker 1: sitting on the on because I'm in Phoenix hanging out
Speaker 1: with Sean for the week, and earlier today I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm thinking about getting rid of the beard,
Speaker 1: and and Sean was like really, he goes it looks
Speaker 1: it looks good. Why are you getting rid of it?
Speaker 4: And I was like, I think you look better with
Speaker 4: a beard thing.
Speaker 7: Without you got the obi one Kenoby going on?
Speaker 4: That's good?
Speaker 1: What is going on? I was just watching Star Wars
Speaker 1: earlier too, But hell yeah, yeah, yeah, so weird. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I decided to keep it. I just trimmed it up
Speaker 1: a little bit on the sideburns and under here was
Speaker 1: starting to get a little scraggly.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: After a while, it feels like you got ferrets on
Speaker 1: your neck or some ship. Dude, it just gets a
Speaker 1: little wild.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you gotta turn that bottom section until the
Speaker 2: chin length can cover that gap and then some then
Speaker 2: you gotta let that bottom section of the jaw fill
Speaker 2: in to give it that that body.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it though.
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, the one thing I was going to bring it
Speaker 7: up and I'll get off of here. I mean, if
Speaker 7: if Trump was in those files, this is a kind
Speaker 7: of serie. I hear the Democrats Biden FBI COMI they
Speaker 7: would have ruined him. I mean, they tried to impeach
Speaker 7: him twice. So either he removed himself for the from
Speaker 7: the files, but that I don't know. I don't think
Speaker 7: he's implicated. I don't think he's that stupid.
Speaker 1: I mean, but yeah, no, that's that's if you're looking
Speaker 1: at it as if it is Republican versus Democrat. And
Speaker 1: I think that that's the illusion that they want to
Speaker 1: feed you because you know, and we've talked to multiple
Speaker 1: people who have been on you know, certain political campaigns,
Speaker 1: and they're shocked and in awe when after you know,
Speaker 1: campaigning all day, they go and all hang out at
Speaker 1: the same bar. You know, they're cheers in each other.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter if you've got an R or D rate
Speaker 1: behind right in front of your name. These people are
Speaker 1: breaking k fabe and people don't even see it, right,
Speaker 1: And I think that that's what's going on. It's one
Speaker 1: big fucking secret, and we're left to you know, disagree
Speaker 1: and hate each other as a result of it, which
Speaker 1: is you know, it's always been dividing conquer.
Speaker 7: Well, it's like the defense attorney and the prosecutor, you know,
Speaker 7: going out to the bar or whatever during the case,
Speaker 7: or you know, striking up a deal. I mean, they're
Speaker 7: they're still playing with the same thing, the law.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: So when it comes to the Epstein files, and I'm
Speaker 2: with you, right, they have been going after Trump so
Speaker 2: hard for so long. There was even a shred of
Speaker 2: evidence to suggest, just tangentially that he is on these files.
Speaker 2: They would have released it on his first term after
Speaker 2: Epstein was arrested. I agree with you one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: If they are at odds, if they are at actually
Speaker 1: at odds.
Speaker 2: Even if they are, let's just assume that is true,
Speaker 2: which I agree with you. By the way, Jonathan, off camera,
Speaker 2: these people are all going to each other's houses for
Speaker 2: barbecues and shit like it's I guarantee Ted Cruz and
Speaker 2: AOC are actually drinking buddies.
Speaker 1: Dude, Trump was a Trump was at like Hillary's wedding
Speaker 1: or some shit, wasn't he?
Speaker 2: Yeah he was, well, actually I'm sorry, Killery and Bill
Speaker 2: were at his wedding, but neither here nor there. So
Speaker 2: my point is it's a Let me give you a
Speaker 2: different scenario, same exact storyline, different names. Let's say that
Speaker 2: America develops a quote unquote new weapon.
Speaker 3: It's called the continuum transfunctioner, right, and.
Speaker 2: We go on and on, We go on and on,
Speaker 2: telling the whole world we got this new weapon. It's
Speaker 2: super top secret. We can't even tell you what it
Speaker 2: does or where it's located, but we got that bitch
Speaker 2: out of nowhere. China comes up and says, actually, we
Speaker 2: just developed our own continuum transfunction in. America's like, there's
Speaker 2: no fucking way you did. China's like, why why didn't
Speaker 2: we You tell me why what I just said is
Speaker 2: not true? Then they can't because now it's mutually assured destruction.
Speaker 2: Because if one goes at the whole house of cards
Speaker 2: comes crumbling down on the line.
Speaker 1: That's the idea about nukes too, by the way.
Speaker 3: That's bullshit.
Speaker 2: But anyway, then Rush comes out, It's like, actually, we
Speaker 2: have a continuum transfunctioner two point zero, and then China
Speaker 2: America like no, the fuck you don't in Rush is like, fuck,
Speaker 2: tell me, why why don't I have that? Am I
Speaker 2: I'm afraid that there could be credence to both of this.
Speaker 2: The Democrats could have ruined Trump if there was any
Speaker 2: name of him even going on the Lolita Express, even
Speaker 2: flying from mar A Lago to New York and he
Speaker 2: never even saw any kind of ill shit, they would
Speaker 2: have used that against him if they had that. However,
Speaker 2: doing so would have exposed their hand as well. And
Speaker 2: or they understand that it's all a part of the
Speaker 2: k thebe and that they have to keep it up
Speaker 2: to keep the You gotta keep the people going.
Speaker 1: And you know what I mean, every single president has
Speaker 1: done good things and bad things, Like there's there's never
Speaker 1: been a president that has been bad, bad, bad, bad,
Speaker 1: bad bad bad. I mean, yeah, on the surface, we're
Speaker 1: gonna call it out. But if they were bad every
Speaker 1: single day for four to eight years, whatever it was,
Speaker 1: I don't know if they would have necessarily gotten re elected,
Speaker 1: because the people that are in their corner, the people
Speaker 1: that are in their court, will say, well, see he
Speaker 1: passed this, so he must be at least decent. See
Speaker 1: he was against that, so he must be at least
Speaker 1: partly decent, right, And I think that that's really just
Speaker 1: what's going on, especially whenever you look at Trump and
Speaker 1: everybody that's still in his corner. No, I mean, no shade,
Speaker 1: if you're still in Trump's corner, I don't have a
Speaker 1: problem with it. Maybe you know, there's different perspectives all
Speaker 1: over the world, but I personally, you know, and I
Speaker 1: see a couple of the things that he has done
Speaker 1: that I could understand why people would be behind him,
Speaker 1: you know, trying to fix the voting system, trying to
Speaker 1: get rid of illegal people and stuff like that. I'm
Speaker 1: okay with that. You know, he did the whole Roe v.
Speaker 1: Wade thing, which I'm not even going to get into that,
Speaker 1: but like he was trying to put up a wall
Speaker 1: to stop illegal immigration. Totally understand that. Like, I don't
Speaker 1: have any problem with any immigrant coming over as long
Speaker 1: as you go through the due process. Because I think
Speaker 1: that whenever you come over illegally, you are dragging your
Speaker 1: nuts across everybody who did it the right way, and
Speaker 1: that's not right either.
Speaker 2: So the only president I could think of that did bad, bad,
Speaker 2: bad start to finish and still got reelected would be
Speaker 2: old Bear. But he's also the uh, the the what's
Speaker 2: the word? I'm looking for, the anomaly in more than
Speaker 2: one regard, And to the people out there, no Obama, dude,
Speaker 2: good things. Name one thing, Name one fucking positive thing
Speaker 2: that he actually did himself, Not his administration, not his cabinet,
Speaker 2: not Congress, not the Senate. Name one positive thing that
Speaker 2: Barack Obama did during his time in office other than
Speaker 2: being the first black president, and I hate to tell you,
Speaker 2: you could look it up.
Speaker 3: Not a goddamn thing.
Speaker 7: Well, and then the Nobel Peace Prize for for for nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I remember when he got I was like on the job.
Speaker 7: Me and my dad are listening to talk Rater, They're like, yeah, Obama, God, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like two weeks two weeks after got elected he won
Speaker 2: the Nobel Peace Prize. And before that he was only
Speaker 2: a junior senator for like no amount of time, and
Speaker 2: most of the time he voted, he voted present not
Speaker 2: yeah or nay. He voted I'm here on anything worse
Speaker 2: than before that. He was a lawyer. That's it.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how he got He got that because he.
Speaker 2: Was blah was married to a training which is also
Speaker 2: a little bit of that too.
Speaker 1: I don't have any problem with that. But anyway, Josh,
Speaker 1: go right ahead. What are your thoughts? Thanks, guys, I
Speaker 1: don't don't hear me yep, yeah, okay.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 13: I want to say, first, nice to meet y'all.
Speaker 4: It's my first time.
Speaker 2: Welcome brother, thanks for joining us this evening.
Speaker 13: I don't have any comments on the Epstein stuff, but
Speaker 13: I have two things that I wanted to uh say,
Speaker 13: y'all familiar with Kyle Odom.
Speaker 2: I don't think his name is familiar, but refresh my memory. Dog.
Speaker 8: Okay, so it's this guy.
Speaker 2: He uh.
Speaker 13: He claims that the world like kind of like David Ike.
Speaker 13: He's in jar right now because he shot a preacher
Speaker 13: because he claimed that he was a shape shifting reptilian.
Speaker 13: Oh and yeah, he wrote a whole manifesto. Yeah, it's
Speaker 13: really really interesting. He draws a picture of the well
Speaker 13: he says reptilian and amphibian, and he claims that they're
Speaker 13: from Mars. But here one a manifesto, and I think
Speaker 13: it's pretty interesting, and I hop out him.
Speaker 3: All Right, I'm gonna write that one down.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do something him because if it's like a
Speaker 2: Catcher in the Rye situation, then I also want to
Speaker 2: look into that, because comparently Catcher in the Rise the
Speaker 2: reason John Lennon and Reagan both got shot.
Speaker 13: He also tries to link them to Israel.
Speaker 2: There we go, Martians are being controlled by the Jews too.
Speaker 13: Now well, he says that Judaism is the religion of
Speaker 13: the Martians.
Speaker 8: The shape shifters. He says, that's like their cover.
Speaker 13: But I also think it's funny because on this video,
Speaker 13: the video that I found this guy on is on YouTube,
Speaker 13: any any YouTube video that is related to shape shifters,
Speaker 13: like reptilians. There's all a wiki link right below the video.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, and then you'll do.
Speaker 8: The same thing page.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 13: If you go to that page, it like talks about
Speaker 13: how the rep plankets frase theory is linked to anti Semitism.
Speaker 2: What yeah, yeah, so it depends on Yeah, there depends
Speaker 2: on the generation of rhetoric you find yourself reading. If
Speaker 2: it stems from anywhere around Germany from the early nineteen
Speaker 2: hundreds or hell, even the seventeen hundreds.
Speaker 3: Honestly, you'll, uh, you'll find some very.
Speaker 2: Provocative claims being made about the Jews and the Gypsies
Speaker 2: for the Red.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's strange.
Speaker 13: So, Jonathan, you look, do you know who Jay Anderson is?
Speaker 13: Let me see project unity. He does a bunch of
Speaker 13: Egyptian stuff. You look exactly like him right now.
Speaker 1: Especially he must be handsome.
Speaker 4: He is pretty handsome.
Speaker 8: Yeah, me and the same last.
Speaker 1: Name, Jay Anderson. Let's see this handsome broad.
Speaker 13: Yeah, project I'd put in project unity, Jay Anderson, project Unity.
Speaker 1: For your information. I've lost a good amount of weights,
Speaker 1: and I have been doing push ups here lately, sir. Okay,
Speaker 1: just the other night I banged out twenty of them
Speaker 1: with no problem. I probably could have went for twenty five.
Speaker 2: All right, probably on your knees.
Speaker 14: A serious question of fine, okay, we're serious.
Speaker 1: That's not a serious question, and I will not answer
Speaker 1: it because I'm just we're not going to go there.
Speaker 1: Same Okay, what right now?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: We got to keep my mother out of this. My
Speaker 1: mother is a saint, all right, she is an absolute saint.
Speaker 1: And first of all, I'm sorry, Sam, I don't think
Speaker 1: that you would be up to snuff on that, all right,
Speaker 1: because I'm not even gonna try and break you down
Speaker 1: because I think that you're still a handsome guy. It's
Speaker 1: just in my mom.
Speaker 14: I'm just doing it just to jake on you because
Speaker 14: you bought somebody else's mama, so I.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, that's payback. I mean, hey, somebody's got to
Speaker 1: stick up for dougie handsome man over there.
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, a question.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, hold Josh real quick before you jump in, Sam,
Speaker 2: I think Josh wasn't done yet. Sorry. People just jumped
Speaker 2: all over Jonathan's ask for no fucking reason.
Speaker 6: They waited.
Speaker 1: They waited five years to tell me these No, I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding.
Speaker 2: Just catching all the straights that he didn't even ask
Speaker 2: for on this one.
Speaker 5: We do have to get back to the chat here, mate,
Speaker 5: We're like forty eight D and.
Speaker 8: I just have one quick thing short.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 13: So y'all talking about the Mantises the other day, and
Speaker 13: I thought it was so weird because after all listening
Speaker 13: to that, I kept seeing Mantis videos like I'd scoll
Speaker 13: YouTube shorts and I'd see uh about there was like
Speaker 13: a Joe Rogan podcast listened to it, something about manthis
Speaker 13: isn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 13: And also do y'all y'all know Whitley Streeber community. Yep, Yeah,
Speaker 13: he's got the mantis Isn't in the movie. Uh I
Speaker 13: that shit is so strange. I think mantis is are
Speaker 13: like one of the only aliens I think I genuinely
Speaker 13: believe in. Yeah, that's it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It makes a lot of sense. Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: will say, just as far as the synchronicity of hearing
Speaker 1: it and then seeing you know, all over the place.
Speaker 1: I was just having this conversation earlier with Sean and
Speaker 1: I think that actually, the the algorithms that we see
Speaker 1: on social media, this is just a personal belief. I
Speaker 1: think that the algorithm algorithms that we see on social
Speaker 1: media are almost trying to mimic the algorithms of the
Speaker 1: universe itself. I think that whenever we show any kind
Speaker 1: of attention to anything and we really start to give
Speaker 1: it a little bit of energy or anything like that,
Speaker 1: I think that you then this is where people start
Speaker 1: to see like synchronicities. Why do I keep on seeing
Speaker 1: one one one everywhere? Why do I keep on seeing
Speaker 1: one four four everywhere and shit like that, And it's
Speaker 1: almost like your consciousness or your energy or whatever, your spirit,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, is almost linked up
Speaker 1: to the rest of the universe or to whatever you believe.
Speaker 1: And I think that it's something like that, dude, in
Speaker 1: a weird way. I don't know. Just the other night
Speaker 1: my matrix was broken, I was able to see a
Speaker 1: little bit of the wiring shit myself a little bit.
Speaker 1: But now I'm back, I'm able to I'm able to
Speaker 1: kind of see it for what it is. That's just
Speaker 1: my own personal take on it.
Speaker 2: Though, no doubt's death. Yeah, go ahead. First of all,
Speaker 2: welcome back. You've been gone for a hot minute.
Speaker 15: Yeah, and I did get I appreciate that. I appreciate
Speaker 15: you checking in, but I just wanted to say, just like,
Speaker 15: I freaking love you guys, And I think I come
Speaker 15: for for like the Cult of Conspiracy, because I disagree
Speaker 15: with probably I don't know how much a good portion,
Speaker 15: but I think the main reason I love Cult of Conspiracies,
Speaker 15: you guys are hilarious, and you do your homework, you
Speaker 15: do your research, but you guys also like you frame
Speaker 15: things in a way that like makes life palatable, if
Speaker 15: that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 15: So I just appreciate the hell out of you guys.
Speaker 15: I know that, like probably like two or three years ago,
Speaker 15: you guys were freaking trying to do one episode a day,
Speaker 15: which was insane. And I know, Jacob, you were working
Speaker 15: and working for the Man is still doing podcasting part time,
Speaker 15: and it's.
Speaker 16: Just like.
Speaker 15: A crazy ride. And I just I don't know, I
Speaker 15: appreciate you guys, Appreciate.
Speaker 1: You stuff, love you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, there's been a lot of hard way
Speaker 1: that has gone into this, but it's not been you know,
Speaker 1: like it's been something we put the hard work in
Speaker 1: because it's it was our dream that we were trying
Speaker 1: to manifest for years and to be able to do
Speaker 1: it full time and to be able to talk about
Speaker 1: these kind of things. And you know, and Jacob worked
Speaker 1: a regular job a lot longer than I did. I
Speaker 1: was okay, just like scraping by, dude, I'm somebody. You
Speaker 1: give me a bowl and some water and some ramen,
Speaker 1: and I'll make it last three days.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Where Jacob had a whole mortgage and all that other shit,
Speaker 1: so he had more bills than I did, so that's
Speaker 1: why he had to do it a little bit longer.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, there was there was a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of time and a lot of effort, and
Speaker 1: you know, there was there was a lot that we
Speaker 1: put into it and and honestly, it wouldn't have been
Speaker 1: possible if you know, if it wasn't for you guys.
Speaker 1: So thank you Steph, and thank you everybody else for
Speaker 1: supporting us along the way.
Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely agree, and again I do believe that Raven
Speaker 2: Lee is going to continue to jet propulsion this podcast
Speaker 2: to the next level, honestly, Jack Parson style.
Speaker 15: And I just wanted to add I'm sorry, like I'm
Speaker 15: a little bit.
Speaker 8: Of a baby, but I think I'm a pussys bitch.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're awesome.
Speaker 15: But like Ravenly, first of all, it's been a bit
Speaker 15: of a sausage fest, So I'm excited yerspective. You are intelligent, brilliant,
Speaker 15: and I'm just excited to listen to the next like phase.
Speaker 15: And yeah, thank you guys.
Speaker 3: You gotta add the clan to the sausage.
Speaker 2: Did you say that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 2: Raven is also a marine, so she's got the same
Speaker 2: disgusting sense of humor as the rest of us.
Speaker 5: I try really hard though to if you like to
Speaker 5: you not not to be as dark humored on on
Speaker 5: the cult do you have. I definitely do have a
Speaker 5: dark sense of humor. And some of my friends are
Speaker 5: in here right now and I can see their faces, yeah,
Speaker 5: and they know.
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be a very amazing blending of
Speaker 2: minds to make this show what it will become.
Speaker 3: Next to be completely.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we definitely need to add some females into this.
Speaker 5: I'm hoping that we will reach more women and bring
Speaker 5: them into the fold. And my pet project that I
Speaker 5: is not going to happen anytime soon, so like, don't
Speaker 5: get get their hopes up. But my pet project is
Speaker 5: going to be a female podcast where I drop like
Speaker 5: once a week and I get women together and we
Speaker 5: talk about all sorts of female things from everything.
Speaker 3: I've been trying to help her work on a name
Speaker 3: for the show.
Speaker 4: I like voices of Alkyrie. I think that was a
Speaker 4: good one.
Speaker 5: I don't know what everybody else thinks, but so far
Speaker 5: I like Voices of Alkyrie, so be really good.
Speaker 4: We had some really funny ones.
Speaker 3: What was looking I mean, I'm sorry, listen, we have
Speaker 3: in mind.
Speaker 4: We take some really funny ones that were hilarious.
Speaker 2: We have a big, very similar sense of humor. So
Speaker 2: if I say something that offends the female population, listen,
Speaker 2: it's all love.
Speaker 3: It's all love.
Speaker 2: Were this was in joking for him, but like, you know,
Speaker 2: the cackling hens chicken coop apparently is not the right
Speaker 2: way to go for a female podcast. And I'm like, listen, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: What was the other one? Uh, the Pussy Power.
Speaker 5: Hour, the clam It was something with the clams. It
Speaker 5: was like the clam Trapper.
Speaker 2: That I forget what it was.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So again, Uh, we're still working on a name.
Speaker 2: It's not going to be anything ridiculous. It's it's gonna
Speaker 2: be one.
Speaker 5: Voices of Valkyrie is probably what I'm going to settle on.
Speaker 5: But that is going to be after I get my
Speaker 5: feet under me and really figure out, you know, take
Speaker 5: the reins from Jonathan and try to make this as
Speaker 5: best as possible and bring everything I can to the cult.
Speaker 2: And so it's also a time constraint. Yeah right, So
Speaker 2: I mean even still Raven and I are going to
Speaker 2: be producing five episodes per week on top of all
Speaker 2: the affiliates they are dropping as well. That takes hours
Speaker 2: of research, that takes hours of shooting, that takes hours
Speaker 2: of editing, and there's only twenty four hours in a day,
Speaker 2: so for me to even do Cage to Night. At
Speaker 2: one point in time, I was thinking about doing more
Speaker 2: than one Cage to Night episode a week, and that
Speaker 2: sounds great. I would love to dive deeper on some things,
Speaker 2: but with what fucking time do I just have laying
Speaker 2: around my house?
Speaker 3: Like you know what, huh?
Speaker 2: I could just shoot a pod right now, Like I
Speaker 2: wish I could just shit out more hours. It's just
Speaker 2: not a thing.
Speaker 4: So everything does take a lot of time.
Speaker 5: Especially my problem is I'm a perfectionist, so I want
Speaker 5: to research everything in depth, like to the depths of everything,
Speaker 5: and so I don't like to speak when I don't
Speaker 5: know stuff. And that's been a really hard thing of
Speaker 5: like i feel like I'm going in half cocked, and
Speaker 5: I'm like I could just keep reading and reading though,
Speaker 5: and even with like the blood episode, I think it
Speaker 5: was like eight hours of actual research, reading through different
Speaker 5: stuff and like trying to figure out what actually we
Speaker 5: were going.
Speaker 4: To talk about.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I have to learn how to figure out
Speaker 5: how to condense myself.
Speaker 2: To look out for that blood episode. Also, it is fascinating.
Speaker 2: I didn't know there were forty eight types of blood.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. They just discovered a new type of
Speaker 2: blood this year called guada negative.
Speaker 1: I think that one's coming out Friday. Yeah, that one's
Speaker 1: coming out Friday. I'm pretty sure, Dougie. Go ahead, sir,
Speaker 1: with your beautiful bald head.
Speaker 9: All right, as long as you're not talking about a
Speaker 9: period episode, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's a natural part of life.
Speaker 2: It's a female completely ran by females. If they want
Speaker 2: to talk about their menstrual cycles, who the fucking mistep in.
Speaker 3: Conspiracy?
Speaker 1: That's actually a good idea, Like what happens if a
Speaker 1: woman does get scared while on her period? Does she
Speaker 1: then produce adrenachrome period blood, dark of.
Speaker 9: The berried, the sweet as the juice.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's what the.
Speaker 2: Bears can smell, the menstruations.
Speaker 5: This is why females are like, thank god, there's another
Speaker 5: female on here, because y'all swinging dicks over here with
Speaker 5: your bullshit comments.
Speaker 9: It takes and instagram my Instagram. All this talk of
Speaker 9: clams is clam soup.
Speaker 1: Jonathan just downstream from a bakery.
Speaker 2: Are you I get it?
Speaker 14: Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, we probably will talk about periods. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: gonna happen.
Speaker 2: And nothing else. I think that actually would go well
Speaker 2: for the Cult of Conspiracy as a channel, because we
Speaker 2: try to bring in so many different perspectives, right we have,
Speaker 2: We have so many different shows that have so many
Speaker 2: different niches. I think an inherently female podcast would only
Speaker 2: do more to add.
Speaker 3: To our repertoire, if you will.
Speaker 2: It puts more items on the menu, and it appears
Speaker 2: learn something.
Speaker 1: Maybe to be fair, we already have women that appear
Speaker 1: on the show, so we have we got Encrypted, we
Speaker 1: got Cryptive Women's Society, we got Deplorable Janet, we got
Speaker 1: Cosmic Peach, and so we try and keep it pretty
Speaker 1: balanced in that sector. But as far as the Cult
Speaker 1: of motherfucking Conspiracy goes, now, yeah, it's gonna be nice
Speaker 1: to have that different perspective out there, agreed, Grayson. Your thoughts, sir, Yeah,
Speaker 1: sorry about that.
Speaker 7: I was listening to your announcement today and while both
Speaker 7: and talking about how production and podcast like everybody just
Speaker 7: thinks it's so easy. You get a microphone, you get
Speaker 7: a camera, has it if that was five years ago.
Speaker 7: Has it gotten easier over Like it's technology gotten better,
Speaker 7: like just with production and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, technology, it's more or less that we've gotten better
Speaker 2: at It's how can I put this, It's like we're
Speaker 2: changing a tire. It's not inherently something that you can't learn,
Speaker 2: but you get better at it the more that you
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: It's like it's not necessarily muscle memory.
Speaker 1: The repetition just.
Speaker 2: Makes perfect at it and after doing it for five years,
Speaker 2: it just for us is like another day at the
Speaker 2: office kind of thing. But it's we're using essentially the
Speaker 2: same technology we always have been, give or take.
Speaker 1: Still using zoom iMovie, is still you know, h editing
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I will say that it's I
Speaker 1: would say that it's gotten a little bit easier just
Speaker 1: to go on longer rants, and it's gotten easier to
Speaker 1: speak a little bit more intelligently. I don't know how
Speaker 1: much mine has been boosted over the past five years,
Speaker 1: but I feel like I've been able to, you know,
Speaker 1: understand things to a deeper level with the more knowledge
Speaker 1: and understanding that we have gotten over covering so many
Speaker 1: topics and whatnot. Because it used to be whenever we
Speaker 1: first started, it was like, man, I don't know how
Speaker 1: we're going to get to an hour. An hour just
Speaker 1: seems like it's so long. How can we possibly talk
Speaker 1: sixty minutes about one thing? And actually, the very first
Speaker 1: episode that me and Jacob did whenever he finally became
Speaker 1: like officially my co host, was an episode where we
Speaker 1: went into Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell's I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say suicides with quotations.
Speaker 4: The murders you mean, yeah, they were not they did not.
Speaker 1: No, definitely not yeah, and they were how they were
Speaker 1: how they were murdered were very similar to and I
Speaker 1: believe Chris Cornell was killed on Chester Bennington's birthday, so
Speaker 1: even weirder.
Speaker 2: But but that was like almost an hour that we
Speaker 2: made happen, and it was like that was a push
Speaker 2: to the hour. Then it got to point to where
Speaker 2: it was like, fuck d we're gonna have to wrap
Speaker 2: this at three. I know, we have like five hours
Speaker 2: worth of things to talk about, but we got to
Speaker 2: find a way to condense this down or make a
Speaker 2: part two and all these things. That's it was through
Speaker 2: muscle memory and uh time in the game, so to speak,
Speaker 2: that we were able to learn how to do that
Speaker 2: to that level, you know.
Speaker 7: Well, and I I guess you're the only like, I'm
Speaker 7: not going to name other podcasts for you guys, I
Speaker 7: know I'm going to get in trouble, but you're the
Speaker 7: only one that I know that actually has a live
Speaker 7: show with audience participation, which is just uh, it's a
Speaker 7: it's a gift where I can actually, you know, I
Speaker 7: can see you guys, I can talk to you guys.
Speaker 7: It's like, you know, talk radio with Friday Open Lines
Speaker 7: or whatever. So and I I really think with the
Speaker 7: success of Joe Rogan and podcast, I mean, talk radios
Speaker 7: is going to be who's going to listen to talk radio?
Speaker 7: This is uncensored. We can say what we want. There's
Speaker 7: no corporate sponsorship, you know. So it's just crazy how
Speaker 7: technology and media and AI is just getting rid of television.
Speaker 7: It's getting rid of there's not going to be a
Speaker 7: theater in five years.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just.
Speaker 1: It's just evolving to a point, I think because nobody,
Speaker 1: nobody has time to sit there and listen to Art
Speaker 1: Bell come on the radio at midnight anymore, you know,
Speaker 1: like it's just not really a thing. And it used
Speaker 1: to just be like a truck drivers, I believe, dude. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I think truck drivers kept Art Bell and Delilah on
Speaker 1: air for as long as they did, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. If it wasn't for them, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it would have survived. But now we're in a
Speaker 1: day and age to where you can like jump on
Speaker 1: and you don't necessarily have to have a commercial break
Speaker 1: every two minutes whenever you're doing a live show or
Speaker 1: anything like that. You don't have to hold your tongue
Speaker 1: and say, well, our sponsors are spizors, so we can't
Speaker 1: say anything negative against vaccines. It's none of that bullshit.
Speaker 1: So I think that it's actually evolving for the better personally.
Speaker 7: Yeah, right, and yeah, that was my point. And just
Speaker 7: I would pay the extra money not to have those commercials.
Speaker 7: I mean, you pay for YouTube premium not to have
Speaker 7: the commercials. You pay the price, but if you get
Speaker 7: this added benefit of audience participation, I mean, could you
Speaker 7: imagine if Joe Rogan did that. I think it would
Speaker 7: be impossible, probably overwhelming if but it would be overwhelming.
Speaker 7: But or you pay a premium and whatever, you know.
Speaker 2: I like, how showing does it? Right?
Speaker 3: So his Patreon members.
Speaker 2: They will know an advance all the guest is going
Speaker 2: to be the same, and he will have them ask
Speaker 2: questions that he and he'll take the ones that he
Speaker 2: thinks are really good and he'll say, Okay, this is
Speaker 2: from the Patreon members, and he'll ask the question to
Speaker 2: the guests. And I think there's a lot of value
Speaker 2: in that too. But that was another thing when we
Speaker 2: really went to Patreon and started doing this. We want
Speaker 2: cult member participation. We've said a million times we're not
Speaker 2: cult leaders. We are cult members just like everybody else here.
Speaker 2: We are just trying to find interesting information that we
Speaker 2: think tickles everybody's fancy and is it conspiratorial in nature,
Speaker 2: and presenting it to everybody. And originally we're thinking at
Speaker 2: least once a week we want to have an open
Speaker 2: dialogue to talk about if nothing else, maybe some of
Speaker 2: the episodes we just dropped, talk about some deeper understandings
Speaker 2: to that see who had something to add into that.
Speaker 2: And then cut to the leveland Texas episode that we
Speaker 2: just did, we had like three cult members that oh yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I used to live in that area. I know the area. Well,
Speaker 2: that totally happened, and that is really truly the heart
Speaker 2: and soul of why we started doing the Tuesday night
Speaker 2: lives like this, and of course for just the random
Speaker 2: banter and bickering and all the fun shit too, you
Speaker 2: know for sure.
Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, I had one more question. I won't take
Speaker 7: up your time. Do you guys collaborate with other podcasts
Speaker 7: like I forget the one? But does that help like
Speaker 7: if a podcast is up and coming, you guys collaborate
Speaker 7: get get their viewers up or like your guests on
Speaker 7: our podcasts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, you know, like all of our affiliates that
Speaker 1: we do have, like Cosmic Peach, Josh Monday and all
Speaker 1: of them, whenever they come onto our show, they are
Speaker 1: now exposed to more people who otherwise wouldn't have heard
Speaker 1: them before. So we're essentially helping them out, and they're
Speaker 1: helping us out because it's almost taking our channel and
Speaker 1: turning it into instead of just one show, almost turning
Speaker 1: it into an absolute network to where now it's like
Speaker 1: the ESPN fucking conspiracies, And that's that was really our
Speaker 1: idea behind it. You turn on any any TV channel,
Speaker 1: you turn on any radio channel, I mean, it's always
Speaker 1: multiple episodes, multiple different programs on the same channel. And
Speaker 1: that's kind of like the idea that we had behind it.
Speaker 2: A rising side raises all ships, and if we got
Speaker 2: other ships that are going in the same direction as us,
Speaker 2: why the fuck wouldn't we want to raise each other up.
Speaker 3: And that's essentially what we were doing.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I love that collaboration and not a cutthrow competition.
Speaker 7: It's like we all are going towards the same goal.
Speaker 7: You know, you might be podcasting.
Speaker 8: I love it.
Speaker 2: You know, podcasting is not this thing where like we're
Speaker 2: poaching other people's listeners or they're poaching ours. People are
Speaker 2: gonna listen to shit if the content is good, and
Speaker 2: you'll find that a lot of people that listen to,
Speaker 2: you know, these same eight shows all listen to those
Speaker 2: eight shows. You're not taking anything away from each other.
Speaker 2: There there are some podcasts out there that do think
Speaker 2: this is a cut throat industry and you do got
Speaker 2: to talk shit and you need to have industry beefs
Speaker 2: on the mic, and like say fuck all that, We're
Speaker 2: not here for the dumb shit on that regard. It's
Speaker 2: just it's not good for business and it's not fun.
Speaker 2: I don't enjoy that.
Speaker 1: Also, I just want to throw this out there too.
Speaker 1: So on average our show, every episode will average anywhere
Speaker 1: from ten to thirty thousand listens per episode, usually within
Speaker 1: there there are eight billion people in the world, Okay, Like,
Speaker 1: we have a cunt hair of a cunt hair worth
Speaker 1: of the people that are listening to the to the episodes.
Speaker 1: So we're never going to number like.
Speaker 2: Well, I number like you look at Rogan millions of
Speaker 2: viewers within twenty four hours of him dropping an episode.
Speaker 3: The sky's the limit when it comes to this, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So, like, let's say we put out an episode where
Speaker 2: there was only fifteen thousand people checked it out. Okay, cool,
Speaker 2: we didn't take fifteen thousand people from someone else's listenership.
Speaker 2: That's That's not how this game particularly works. There is
Speaker 2: more than enough slices of the pie.
Speaker 3: For everybody to get a bite.
Speaker 2: That we've we've never seen this as some sort of
Speaker 2: a competition, realm, And I don't think that we're going
Speaker 2: to be doing that moving forward either, honestly.
Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, I'm sorry to interrupt, but thank you guys
Speaker 7: for the for the great in depth answers. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, all right, getting back over the chat here,
Speaker 1: sorry about that, good cult members. Dougie said, at Mario,
Speaker 1: today is the worst day ever. Jonathan leaving us. He's
Speaker 1: going out for milk and not coming back. Damn it.
Speaker 2: Then Mario underneath says, just like my dad, that couldn't
Speaker 2: tough out a little quote unquote heart attack. Sad days.
Speaker 1: Damn that's starting us.
Speaker 2: Mario.
Speaker 1: Dougie said, big news, don't believe the polls. Jonathan is
Speaker 1: doing the April Fools episode early, and then Frank Dog yeah,
Speaker 1: and then put a fake news Trump sticker there and
Speaker 1: then said, I tear my hout. Oh that's Papa Roach
Speaker 1: clip there, Tama heart open. I saw myself shut. My
Speaker 1: weakness is that I care too much, and our scars
Speaker 1: remind us that the past is real. I tear my
Speaker 1: heart to open just to feel. Shout out to Jacoby Shaddocks.
Speaker 3: Well, that really was a ballad, you know it was.
Speaker 2: That was a that was a anthem of a generation,
Speaker 2: and now it's so overplayed. The listeners to it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: then like you'll kind yourself during that second chorus, it's
Speaker 2: like you can't help but to it.
Speaker 3: If you're of a.
Speaker 2: Certain age bracket, I get a hanger thing.
Speaker 1: The Kabbala King said, Uh, the darkest bad trips I've
Speaker 1: had on LSD, d MT, Mescaline and trooms were the
Speaker 1: ones that changed my life for the better one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: It ruined me for a little bit, it did, but
Speaker 1: I'm back, and it's only it's only helped me, I think,
Speaker 1: because it put me to such a high level of
Speaker 1: stress and depression and anxiety and absolute like I was,
Speaker 1: you know, dude, scared the fuck out of me. But
Speaker 1: now that I've gone through that, it was literally like
Speaker 1: three hours of and I don't mean this in the
Speaker 1: literal sense, but like three hours of hell and and
Speaker 1: so now I'm like, uh, you know, somebody try me
Speaker 1: because I've already seen the darkest of the dark. You know,
Speaker 1: fuck you on the time. God, Yeah, I literally am time.
Speaker 1: Dougie said, Jonathan met Jesus a damn pigeon, spread its legs,
Speaker 1: took a dump on his chest, and flew out.
Speaker 2: You know, they haven't heard the episode, and I haven't
Speaker 2: heard the context of that one, but it sounds like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to listen in this.
Speaker 3: First of all, fuck this is about.
Speaker 1: First of all, it was a dove Okay, I just
Speaker 1: want to clarify.
Speaker 2: Which is in fact a biblical sign for Jesus, not
Speaker 2: a pigeon. So do a pigeon are the same thing,
Speaker 2: and they are.
Speaker 4: The same brother.
Speaker 3: I have eaten both. I can assure.
Speaker 2: You A pigeon is not eaten a do as I'm from.
Speaker 2: These are silly questions.
Speaker 4: No one's eating doves down here, Jacob eats as. There's
Speaker 4: a dove hunt.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dove is delicious, of course. Oh, I'll
Speaker 2: show you my dove call later on. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: a little whistle, yeah, dove season. Now, apparently you can't
Speaker 2: kill robbins because that's mean they are delicious. I should
Speaker 2: mentioned that too.
Speaker 3: The breslam fuckers is great, Mario.
Speaker 1: Mario said, I took over. I legit took over a
Speaker 1: ten gram dose of some good shrooms. I became lucid
Speaker 1: to myself, crying and yelling at a mirror, asking why
Speaker 1: I hate myself. It'll do that to you, it'll do that.
Speaker 2: Good God, what this is?
Speaker 1: I spoke to the Yellow ham on seven, so I
Speaker 1: can't imagine ten.
Speaker 2: You know, I have no idea what I took. When
Speaker 2: I took my first and only Heroes dose of mushrooms
Speaker 2: when I was at that Pagan Fire festival. I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna assume it was a metric fuck ton. It was
Speaker 2: a very positive experience for me. But I mean shit,
Speaker 2: the fact that you know for a fact you took
Speaker 2: ten grams and just went ham, I mean more power
Speaker 2: to you, brother, You you got more Indian than we do.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, spirit animals.
Speaker 2: Don't like a biblical church or a biblical whore, go ahead, Jesus.
Speaker 11: Well that's a dog tongue with me. Dog.
Speaker 14: But no, Jonathan, I I gotta get me the metimistics
Speaker 14: thing again.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna miss you, buddy, but I'm just for full
Speaker 11: time sake.
Speaker 14: I love you, dad, bod, but no, I love you.
Speaker 11: It's okay. I'm not gonna call you daddy though.
Speaker 14: I dropped the tagline because apparently the fucking dirty clankers
Speaker 14: have been killing people have already there has already been
Speaker 14: a murderous robot yep, and uh, I don't know if
Speaker 14: y'all know about it, but I dropped the link down
Speaker 14: down yonder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, AI has gotten its first murder under its
Speaker 2: belt and they're still trying to figure it out.
Speaker 11: No, this is not an Ai. This is a true quote.
Speaker 14: It was one of the first robots quote unquote, but
Speaker 14: it murdered a man, but it was not Ai.
Speaker 11: This is well and truly before.
Speaker 1: Ai, somebody was controlling that remote.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, okay, I'm thinking of something else. I just
Speaker 2: saw something about an Ai going rogue and actually, oh no,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm thinking of the Chinese cyber attack using
Speaker 2: AI that just happened on US oil that nobody's talking
Speaker 2: about this past week.
Speaker 14: My bad, what I mean, you know what, I'm not
Speaker 14: going to get into stuff that have wid that's happened
Speaker 14: on us old that's going to get me pissed off.
Speaker 11: But no, it's a robot.
Speaker 14: It happened in a factory and like it just went
Speaker 14: right and it killed man.
Speaker 3: As an industrial accident though, right.
Speaker 11: A robotic arm, so technically a robot.
Speaker 1: I guess. So Dougie go ahead, sir.
Speaker 9: All right, Jonathan, You're ready.
Speaker 1: As ready as I'll ever be.
Speaker 2: All right, spread the.
Speaker 9: Thinking with all the calling your dad to quote the
Speaker 9: great Yon do. He may have not been your father, boy,
Speaker 9: but he wait, what was it he He may have
Speaker 9: been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy, So
Speaker 9: maybe we're gonna call you either Yondu or Daddy Yondu.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yondu was a fucking stud. And that's actually I'll
Speaker 1: wear that as a badge of honor.
Speaker 2: Sir.
Speaker 1: I'm in the that's from Guardians of the Galaxy. It's
Speaker 1: the person that helped raise Peter quill.
Speaker 2: He Peter quill Is Star. Thank you, thank you, gotcha.
Speaker 5: Skunk right ahead of knowledge of Garden of the Galaxy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead so we can.
Speaker 3: Hear you, Skunky, go ahead. A resident for correspondent speaks.
Speaker 8: Well, I might not be that anymore.
Speaker 2: With this, You're stepping away from the life. Brother.
Speaker 8: Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. I have been here since
Speaker 8: the screw that has fucked you, Jacob and your elbow.
Speaker 8: I have been here since the beginning. I won't name
Speaker 8: the podcast that got me on, y'all. I have been
Speaker 8: here for almost six years now. I'm confused on what
Speaker 8: to do do. Should I go to Meta or should
Speaker 8: I pay my money for this? I understand people can
Speaker 8: say I'm a ferry, but we are not as bad
Speaker 8: as you think we are. We literally get rid of
Speaker 8: pedipvideo people in our fandom. We eighty one them. If
Speaker 8: you know what that means. We eighty one physabilis. We
Speaker 8: don't play. We just had a chemical attack two weeks
Speaker 8: ago at MFF. I don't know what you use where
Speaker 8: it's Midwest Furkhan. Okay, I'm refract. I love for a suiting,
Speaker 8: But I like Jonathan because he opened my eyes to
Speaker 8: a lot of my stress in my life. And Jacob,
Speaker 8: I have a mother that's a Catholic and a father
Speaker 8: that's an ordained minister Christian. I like you, Jacob. I
Speaker 8: think christian is the most best religion you should ever
Speaker 8: follow if you want a religion. But other than that,
Speaker 8: be spirituality. Yes, as you see Mims, I dabble with magic,
Speaker 8: and I will not tell y'all how to do or
Speaker 8: teach y'all because the true meaning of magic is not
Speaker 8: to teach other people because they use it for evil.
Speaker 8: That's why our government is evil. Where do I go?
Speaker 8: What do I do? And I'm very sad about this,
Speaker 8: and I'm drinking a little hardcourt and I I love
Speaker 8: both y'all, and I don't know what to do. And
Speaker 8: you know, I don't like the type because I'm dyslexic
Speaker 8: and I can't type. But fuck man, what am I
Speaker 8: supposed to do?
Speaker 2: So a counter offer? Why choose one versus the other?
Speaker 8: Oh? Fuck man, you fucking with my head. Oh I'm
Speaker 8: not trying to. In the early eighties, most of my
Speaker 8: conspiracies have come true. I believe I've been deducted. I
Speaker 8: had a demonic spirit with orange eyes torturing me until
Speaker 8: I had my son. He had it and then I
Speaker 8: made him get rid of it through magic power and
Speaker 8: it's fine. But whatever, dude, I just it's like I
Speaker 8: listened to Art Bell and my host life. Like I said,
Speaker 8: I'm forty years old and I'm on my phone whatever,
Speaker 8: I'm traveling, and dude, most of our conspiracies have come true.
Speaker 8: Y'all sit here and live your life and you think
Speaker 8: about it. But the MultiMate goal is to live your
Speaker 8: life the way you want to because the higher powers
Speaker 8: are going to control you. You can only do so
Speaker 8: much in your life to live good. I've had a
Speaker 8: mathatic wife for twenty years, and I'm fighting for my
Speaker 8: kids and I'm much better that I moved. Yes, I
Speaker 8: fucked my arm whatever you call it retirement fund, because
Speaker 8: like I retired from a golf course. But now I
Speaker 8: actually have been listening to y'all for six years, and
Speaker 8: I'm thinking about doing conspiracy for three months out of
Speaker 8: the year to try to have a nesting egg, because
Speaker 8: I do understand gold and all this and sober will
Speaker 8: be nesting egg. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 8: who knows what's going to be the nesting egg. To
Speaker 8: be honest, yeah, we're in chaos right now, but this
Speaker 8: big change really affected me. I love both of the
Speaker 8: I love you too, Raven. I've listened to a lot
Speaker 8: of shit. I've listened to most of the podcast on
Speaker 8: y'all shit. I even listened to Josh Monday, and I'm
Speaker 8: not a Christian only because I believe Christian values are
Speaker 8: a more better life to live than these fuck faces.
Speaker 8: Besides Buddha and Nordic religion. I love Nordic religion. That's like,
Speaker 8: I love this.
Speaker 2: But also Josh Monday is just as a human being ever.
Speaker 2: Can we agree on that too, even if you don't
Speaker 2: get what he's saying.
Speaker 8: If it wasn't for him, if it wasn't for him,
Speaker 8: I would have never gotten the spirituality. I wasn't a
Speaker 8: struggle of which religion do I want. I don't like religion.
Speaker 8: I don't want somebody to make me feel in fear
Speaker 8: to believe in it. I want to be who I
Speaker 8: want to be and know that I to be honest.
Speaker 8: I think we are the God ourselves. We have to
Speaker 8: do what we have to do and be nice, love
Speaker 8: other people. Yes, shit happens in life, but bro, I
Speaker 8: mean forty years old, I've been through a lot. Like
Speaker 8: I've said, I've seen a demon tortured me because my
Speaker 8: sister was a satanic relationship and then she fucked around
Speaker 8: in our house and I had a torture that used
Speaker 8: to scratch me at night, choke me out with a
Speaker 8: pillow and shit when I was like fifteen. And I
Speaker 8: eventually fought him just like you did, because they was
Speaker 8: either I'm gonna fuck you or you're gonna fuck me,
Speaker 8: and he was like no, Like I was serious about it,
Speaker 8: and this like do I stay here and pay my
Speaker 8: money for this or do I go to meta mystery?
Speaker 8: I listened to both, and I listened to you, Jacob,
Speaker 8: because I am in the political shit. I grew up
Speaker 8: when Bill Clinton got his blow job under the desk.
Speaker 8: I was born nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 1: Bro, Bill Clinton just loves getting his dick sucks, so
Speaker 1: I can't really falter against that.
Speaker 3: Who doesn't you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 8: I love both y'all.
Speaker 2: No, and we love you too, Scott, which is what
Speaker 2: we're saying. You don't have to choose one or the other.
Speaker 2: This is not a split. This is not a fork
Speaker 2: in the road, and you have to decide which path
Speaker 2: they're going down.
Speaker 8: Am I still gonna have the altercations? Like I understand?
Speaker 8: Like fuck, I understand. That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 8: But here's my thing. Everybody can fucking hate me. Yes,
Speaker 8: I dabble with magic. I'm spiritualistic. Yes, I dest with demons.
Speaker 8: I don't think the evil. I messed with good and light.
Speaker 8: I have a Beth and Met statue in my closet
Speaker 8: and I meditate too. Okay, listen, I'm like this, Fuck
Speaker 8: what y'all think about me? Like, dude, live your life.
Speaker 8: This is I'm confused on what I should do.
Speaker 1: Should I here's the deal?
Speaker 8: Should I stay here? Because I listened to Jacob and
Speaker 8: his political things, because I grew up with the political things.
Speaker 8: I understand it. I was grew up in the nineties.
Speaker 8: The Ferbie episode was fucking wonderful. You may have a
Speaker 8: joustick experience. Thank you. I grew up with a ferbie
Speaker 8: and I hate it and I burned it alive. Fuck
Speaker 8: that little creature. He we kept me up all night long.
Speaker 8: But dude, like, where should I go? Should I stay here?
Speaker 8: If you're gonna be I should I still listen to
Speaker 8: medicine wherevery no disrespect. I'm just used to Jonathan and
Speaker 8: Jacob having their arguments. I know y'all are brothers. You
Speaker 8: have considered my brothers. My brother's a drug addicts, so
Speaker 8: I consider you all my brother And I like the
Speaker 8: fact that you confront him about Christianity because I used
Speaker 8: to do my dad and he hated it. But I
Speaker 8: also proved points to him about it. It's like, dude,
Speaker 8: yeah Jesus ever talk about religion?
Speaker 1: Tell me here's the deal. Here's the deal, skunk. First
Speaker 1: of all, I appreciate you following us all these years.
Speaker 1: Did not know that you were a cult member for
Speaker 1: since the inception of the show, so I appreciate.
Speaker 8: What furries are cult. We only own t it Tech
Speaker 8: Network when we could hack your fucking internet, and I've
Speaker 8: had death threats due to cult. Charlie Kirk's conspiracy joining
Speaker 8: your thing, and I got rid of that motherfucker because
Speaker 8: I know somebody that works with it tech. Yes, your
Speaker 8: furries of it texts okay?
Speaker 1: Well, And also I want to say, nobody hates you, skunky.
Speaker 1: Nobody here on this show, and nobody's sitting there judging you.
Speaker 1: Nobody's you know, I practice magic and witchy stuff and
Speaker 1: taro and all that fun jazz. We still got a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't still listen.
Speaker 8: To about magic. That's why I don't understand why people
Speaker 8: tell you about magic, because in the real world of magality,
Speaker 8: I learned it from my sister because he was a
Speaker 8: Satanic worshipper. So I kind of was like, why is
Speaker 8: this happening to me? She said, I'm sorry. I fucked
Speaker 8: with the devil and I was holding his tail and
Speaker 8: he tortured you because I did spells, so I got
Speaker 8: into it. The reality of magic is you don't want
Speaker 8: to teach everybody because people use it as evil. Yeah,
Speaker 8: you only want people to use it as good.
Speaker 1: Well, And conversely, I think that people that have anything
Speaker 1: negative to say about it is and maybe this isn't everybody,
Speaker 1: but I think that people fear what they don't understand,
Speaker 1: and that's usually how it goes. I mean, if you
Speaker 1: try and think about the thing that would make you
Speaker 1: the most scared, it's something that you you know, it's
Speaker 1: the unknown, Like the unknown is always scary, And especially
Speaker 1: within Hollywood and movies and all that fun jazz, they
Speaker 1: really try and make it. Yeah, they really trying to
Speaker 1: make it to where it is something that it is
Speaker 1: satanic always and almost never is that the case.
Speaker 8: So santanic is only because of people. As I said
Speaker 8: in the last episode, you all listen, because I had
Speaker 8: to leave the the I use the upside down six
Speaker 8: pointed start. Everybody hates me for that. Why do I
Speaker 8: use it? Because it's fucking the elements. I'm sorry. It's
Speaker 8: literally in magic as the five elements of life. It's
Speaker 8: not meant to be satanic. Unless you want to use
Speaker 8: it as satanic, have fun with that, you will fuck
Speaker 8: your life up. It doesn't matter how rich, fames or whatever.
Speaker 8: Eventually it's going to fuck you.
Speaker 1: To be fair, skunky, I will skunky, I will say,
Speaker 1: I don't know why the fuck you're turning that thing
Speaker 1: upside down. It's the five elements, right side up or
Speaker 1: upside down. So I don't know what. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're turning it upside down satanics.
Speaker 8: I like the Satanic things, and I like playing with
Speaker 8: demons and then not evil unless you fucking disrespect them.
Speaker 1: Okay, well then then you have your reason. Everybody has
Speaker 1: their reason. Nobody's here to judge you at all.
Speaker 2: To answer your question, though, Skunky, you have the ability
Speaker 2: to support both. You don't have to choose which one
Speaker 2: you're gonna support more. You can be on Jonathan's Patreon,
Speaker 2: you can be on this patreon. Jonathan's still going to
Speaker 2: lives on Tuesdays. It's nobody is like having a breakup.
Speaker 1: Plenty of hours in the day.
Speaker 8: Yeah right, Okay, Raven, Raven, this is for you. Are
Speaker 8: the episode is going to be as interesting as between
Speaker 8: Jonathan and Jacob because I like it when y'all I
Speaker 8: knew y'all love each other, but it's like you're trying
Speaker 8: to understand the facts of the value.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So we've actually all been friends for five years
Speaker 4: at least.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I believe that we're going to still continue
Speaker 5: to have interesting conversations. I do not agree with everything
Speaker 5: that Jacob says. We consistently talk back and forth about
Speaker 5: a lot of things, and it's not just going to
Speaker 5: be continuously echo chambering back and forth about stuff.
Speaker 7: He is.
Speaker 5: He likes certain things and I like certain things, and
Speaker 5: it should be still an equally dynamic duo kind of
Speaker 5: the situation.
Speaker 4: I don't know that if.
Speaker 5: We're going to be heavily hitting religion like they have
Speaker 5: for the last you know, year or so, that's not
Speaker 5: kind of my GM, to be.
Speaker 3: Honest, I prefer we didn't and we stick more to conspiras.
Speaker 8: Their religion is what kind of messed us up between
Speaker 8: y'alls two. I was raised in a Catholic and a
Speaker 8: Christian religion. My mom and dad loved each other, but
Speaker 8: fuck man, they the religion never mixed. My dad is
Speaker 8: super lovable and respects people, but my mom is more
Speaker 8: in a Catholic and it's not the same and they
Speaker 8: get an arguments over it. My family has been chaos
Speaker 8: because like I'm going this vacation, I'm scared I leave
Speaker 8: in two days. I'm a little like, hmmm, they don't
Speaker 8: like what I do. They don't like what my sister does.
Speaker 8: They don't like what my mom does or my dad.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the thing. If it goes into the conversation
Speaker 2: of the conspiracy to bring up something of a religious
Speaker 2: conversation than sure, but that's not gonna be something that
Speaker 2: we're not going to be.
Speaker 4: That's not gonna be the focus.
Speaker 5: The focal point of everything is more or less, We're
Speaker 5: gonna be hitting conspiracies hard.
Speaker 4: We're gonna be talking about.
Speaker 5: Geopolitical stuff, environmental stuff, you name it, pretty much anything
Speaker 5: that involves the human experience, we're gonna be talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So, and that's kind of where my background plays in
Speaker 5: as an anthropologist is it's all about learning about everything
Speaker 5: to do with humans from conception to now and all
Speaker 5: areas in between. I was actually thinking about episodes earlier
Speaker 5: today as I was going through stuff, and I was
Speaker 5: thinking about different words, Like I was doing that I
Speaker 5: love you symbol to one of my kids, and I
Speaker 5: was like, hmm, I was like, I wonder who actually
Speaker 5: created this symbol? And then I was thinking about, okay, well,
Speaker 5: who actually created like specific words that we use all
Speaker 5: the time, and that's just a part of linguists and
Speaker 5: like it's just you know, it's gonna be different things
Speaker 5: that just kind of come to mind, and then like,
Speaker 5: all right, is there conspiracies about it. Like I was
Speaker 5: thinking about doing a conspiracy about not conspiracy, but more
Speaker 5: or less the truth about Thanksgiving because most people don't
Speaker 5: know the actual history when it involves Thanksgiving, so.
Speaker 2: Or the conspiracy behind the commercial side of it as
Speaker 2: we know it today, right, And there's so many things
Speaker 2: like that that we can talk about that some of
Speaker 2: that might have some religious flavorings thrown in, but this
Speaker 2: is not a religious podcast. This is not the place
Speaker 2: to debate religiosity or or this sect versus that sect
Speaker 2: or whatever. Now again, if that ties into the context
Speaker 2: of why certain conflicts are happening, then we can discuss
Speaker 2: why this denomination doesn't get down with this one or whatever,
Speaker 2: and talk about the conspiracy on the back end of that. Sure,
Speaker 2: but this is not going to become a religious podcast.
Speaker 2: If anything, we're gonna steer further away from the religious
Speaker 2: conversations moving forward.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and also just to put this baby to bed. Look,
Speaker 1: they're going to talk about whatever the fuck they want
Speaker 1: to talk about, and there's no filters. We we have
Speaker 1: never put a filter on anything. If there was ever
Speaker 1: something that we were ever curious about, we talked about
Speaker 1: it on the mic and it was always a good
Speaker 1: back and forth. And for the record, I do want
Speaker 1: to say this religion was not our downfall. That is
Speaker 1: not like there was no downfall. We didn't split up.
Speaker 1: We're still homies, We're I'm still a part of the show.
Speaker 1: So there was no downfall at all anyway. And also, look,
Speaker 1: if you want to be able to support both shows,
Speaker 1: I mean, we would both appreciate that, but you don't
Speaker 1: necessarily have to sign up on Patreon. If you want
Speaker 1: to join the live show, sure you'd have to, but
Speaker 1: I mean we have our free outlets as well. If
Speaker 1: you want to listen on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, wherever
Speaker 1: you're listening to. I have Metamistics on YouTube for free,
Speaker 1: so many of different outlets to be able to listen
Speaker 1: to both shows for absolutely free.
Speaker 8: I want to be here every Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Night, Yes, sir, I will here, and I might join
Speaker 2: your metamisteries.
Speaker 8: I just don't think you do the metamisteries like you
Speaker 8: do here, but I understand the way you do meta mysteries,
Speaker 8: which has actually helped me with magic with your book
Speaker 8: that you first ready got me into magic. Men of Mystery.
Speaker 8: I can't think of the name of the book. You
Speaker 8: have another book, Yes, that's the one, the Magickian. I
Speaker 8: have another book that tells you how to do spells
Speaker 8: right and not funck shit up, and that's what I use.
Speaker 8: But yeah, I might do both, man, because I think
Speaker 8: the other one's cheaper. I love both, y'all. And I
Speaker 8: used to listen to Joe Rogan and then I met
Speaker 8: y'all and I was like, yeah, this is my shit.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, dude, Well, look, teach their own Everybody has
Speaker 1: their own flavor about what they prefer. I totally get it,
Speaker 1: and nobody's butt heard over anything here. So I just
Speaker 1: want to make that abundantly clear. But look, we do
Speaker 1: have to get back to the chat because we are
Speaker 1: slacking big time on it.
Speaker 2: We do, but before we do, real quick, as you
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Speaker 1: It's just like Apple podcasts and well, I think Spotify
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Speaker 1: yoke yid put a picture and said my art and
Speaker 1: Lucy Darling.
Speaker 3: I love Lucy Darling. She is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: And Royce actually made this artwork for her, and then
Speaker 2: even he treated the coloring on this and it's fucking dope, Yo, Royce,
Speaker 2: how did she respond to this? See him in the chat,
Speaker 2: but he might be working or so may not be
Speaker 2: able to answer. Royce, if you are able to answer,
Speaker 2: or even if you can't speak, but you're gonna type
Speaker 2: it in, brother, I would love to know. Also, how
Speaker 2: much that bitch weighed, because like she's holding it. It
Speaker 2: doesn't look like she's straining by any means, but still,
Speaker 2: that's that's wild, dude.
Speaker 1: Log Dog said, have you guys seen the gen Z
Speaker 1: riots on the National Palace in Mexico?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Mexico is allegedly about to enter a civil
Speaker 2: war because the youngsters are tired of the government's corruption.
Speaker 3: And it's like, wait, wait a minute.
Speaker 2: You mean to tell me the presidential election that y'all
Speaker 2: just had where thirty two candidates were assassinated before the
Speaker 2: election by cartel members, y'all are telling me y'all are
Speaker 2: tired of the corruption in your country. What. Although I
Speaker 2: do hope that uh it works and I hope that
Speaker 2: they're able to kick out the cartel ownership of the country.
Speaker 2: I wish you all the luck.
Speaker 1: There was only thirty seven assassinations leading up to that election,
Speaker 1: so only only you know. Dougie said, he's still going
Speaker 1: on saying, God damn you, Jonathan, I can't even look
Speaker 1: at you.
Speaker 2: Keep in mind that was also over an hour, almost
Speaker 2: an hour and a half ago, so yeah, we got
Speaker 2: to catch up.
Speaker 1: Australian Joe Kangaroo Joe said, Wow, I haven't I haven't
Speaker 1: heard the new announcement yet. Yeah, it's time, um here
Speaker 1: we go. Luke said, howdy uh Kabala Kinks Kabala Kicks said, Jonathan,
Speaker 1: you are now on the journey to magician bro with
Speaker 1: this transition. I agree. Timothy said, what is going on? Timothy,
Speaker 1: Good to see you, buddy. See Mario said, I'm so
Speaker 1: happy my people in Mexico are writing that piece of
Speaker 1: shit Narco president.
Speaker 2: Yoh agreed. But again, I hope it doesn't just get
Speaker 2: shut down by either a the Mexican Army, which is laughable,
Speaker 2: or be the cartels because they're the ones that installed
Speaker 2: her in the first place. So I don't really see
Speaker 2: this going positively for the but I hope that it does.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm giving them all the positive vibes and
Speaker 2: the prayers and the luck on that. I just man,
Speaker 2: the car tells me fucking with things that only the
Speaker 2: upper echelons of the militaries of the worlds have, and
Speaker 2: they're not, you know, adhering to the Geneva Convention.
Speaker 3: So I don't know what's going to shake out of this,
Speaker 3: but I'm hoping for the best.
Speaker 2: Tone. Having a peaceful nation in our southern border is
Speaker 2: just good for business.
Speaker 1: Tony said, wow, well, it has been a long ride,
Speaker 1: but all things must come to an end, then hopefully
Speaker 1: better things begin. Yes, dude, Yes, the phoenix has to
Speaker 1: burn down into ashes before it is reborn. So indeed,
Speaker 1: indeed it's a part of life. Go ahead, Stone like
Speaker 1: a biblical whore.
Speaker 14: I just want to say, Jonathan that we all have
Speaker 14: faith in you, and I just hope that whatever whatever
Speaker 14: highway you take, it it's way. It's the destination you want.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, Samuel.
Speaker 14: Is that being said, I do hope to see you
Speaker 14: come back one day. And but with that being said,
Speaker 14: also have complete faith in both Jacob and and Raven.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 14: I will say that I do not deal with change
Speaker 14: very well, but I am hoping that this change it
Speaker 14: will be for the better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it will be, dude.
Speaker 2: And this shouldn't be like a whole new show by
Speaker 2: any means this, this is a continuation of something that's
Speaker 2: already working very well. You know.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I understand that.
Speaker 14: I just I just hope that everybody's goals is successful.
Speaker 14: And I understand the I don't have the same experience
Speaker 14: that y'all do in podcasting and everything, but I can
Speaker 14: completely understand when I'll say it's like a bitch to
Speaker 14: to study, to research, study and everything you get a
Speaker 14: good episode out.
Speaker 11: I completely understand that it's definitely hard work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of time that goes into it.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's not like something that we're like,
Speaker 1: oh I got to study again. No, It's like most
Speaker 1: of the time we're studying, it's like something we're really
Speaker 1: interested in and we're just trying to make sure that
Speaker 1: we're well spoken enough to be able to present it
Speaker 1: on a show.
Speaker 2: This is shit that even if there was no podcasts,
Speaker 2: even before I even got associated with the Cult of
Speaker 2: Conspiracy whatever, I was still spending hours and hours doing
Speaker 2: research into shit for no reason other than my own curiosity.
Speaker 3: This just gave me an outlet.
Speaker 5: Honestly, the Bee episode came from taking down Halloween decorations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, taking down Halloween decorations and there was a honey
Speaker 2: beeyond some flowers and we were talking like, wait, aren't
Speaker 2: bees like going extinct? And I was like, wait, no,
Speaker 2: I just heard something saying that the bees are back
Speaker 2: and that it worked and all everybody's efforts did great,
Speaker 2: and the bee population is more than ever. But then
Speaker 2: when there was something that dropped a month ago saying
Speaker 2: that more bees are dying now than ever before, and
Speaker 2: it's like, well, we got an episode to shoot about that.
Speaker 2: That's essentially all this has become.
Speaker 14: I beg you different because there's been a bunch of
Speaker 14: bees everywhere all through my town at night, but there
Speaker 14: I've seen in night full years.
Speaker 5: So the African bees are the ones that have like
Speaker 5: pretty much bread out the other type of honey bees.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's like a whole vibe.
Speaker 2: So yes, to say that there are more bees now
Speaker 2: than there have ever been, that is accurate. There is
Speaker 2: also a lot more behind the curtain that is saying
Speaker 2: that the American native bees are dying, but we are
Speaker 2: at no risk as of this moment of us not
Speaker 2: having pollinators, or are agriculture dying or anything like that
Speaker 2: That is still going as strong as it ever has.
Speaker 14: I understand that and everything, which is awesome, Like I
Speaker 14: like the bees and everything. Oh my my one of
Speaker 14: my close friends has his own beef form and everything,
Speaker 14: which I tell you.
Speaker 11: So I'm I'm about to get like ten pounds of honey. Uh.
Speaker 11: But no, I've been studying.
Speaker 14: I have like twenty three different tabs open on different
Speaker 14: things about bigfoot and everything.
Speaker 11: So I'm trying to put yes, I'm making meat, but I.
Speaker 8: Am, oh yeah, doing.
Speaker 11: To get together and do like.
Speaker 14: From the folkalo aspect and everywhere that bigfoot husband a
Speaker 14: big foot like creature husband mentioned so far, I have
Speaker 14: like tint, I have Asia, I have Russia, I have
Speaker 14: Australia of course North America and I have different things
Speaker 14: and even how it probably uh they think that that
Speaker 14: it probably could be closely related to uh a certain
Speaker 14: of fossil actor and things like that, though it's not
Speaker 14: what bigfoot people think Bigfoot is though, it's like the
Speaker 14: common of what they think is probably what they think
Speaker 14: it is. But I have stuff on that and I
Speaker 14: just don't know how to I'm gonna have to condense
Speaker 14: it all into making a good episode.
Speaker 5: So hard once you start getting all this stuff is
Speaker 5: you're like, damn, what do I speak on? Actually, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna do a Bigfoot Sasquatch episode next summer when I
Speaker 5: go back home, because we have the music down the
Speaker 5: street from me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Also, oh, there there's even thoughts of like how like
Speaker 14: down in Florida they got diskunkate, which it smells like
Speaker 14: a sewer, but then then it's floor, so go figure topics.
Speaker 2: That has so many connections and so much historical precedents
Speaker 2: and current events that are tied to it as well.
Speaker 2: Different cultures have different backstories. It's very similar to the werewolf,
Speaker 2: very similar to to vampires, depending right the ruguru. Do
Speaker 2: I know the vampires vampires?
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 2: But my point is though, yes, there's so much literature
Speaker 2: and so much historical precedence. That's one of those things
Speaker 2: you could probably do a ten part series on and
Speaker 2: still barely scratch the tip of the iceberg. And that's
Speaker 2: that's the kind of ship we want to talk about
Speaker 2: on the Cult of Conspiracy dog fuck yeah, and like that.
Speaker 17: Then there's like people think that he's like an alien
Speaker 17: life form or like spiritual, when I'm like, I say,
Speaker 17: like I can understand, like the Sukaloo, which is the
Speaker 17: Cherokee Lorder of the Wild, which when you look.
Speaker 14: At his depiction, he is bigfoot. Yeah, and like he
Speaker 14: can phase in and out. But hey, if he doesn't
Speaker 14: want you to see him, you're not gonna see him.
Speaker 14: It's not like he turns in visible, but it's like
Speaker 14: he just walks through and that you just won't see him.
Speaker 2: He does predatorship man, he bends light around himself to
Speaker 2: make a camouflage.
Speaker 11: He was the manifestation of the forest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we had that guy on the show
Speaker 2: Scott Pace, which the open invitation is still there to
Speaker 2: go and meet the tribe of Sasquats that live in
Speaker 2: the National Forest in Louisiana. For the record, yeah, Kassachi
Speaker 2: National Forest is a spot. He has been hunting there
Speaker 2: for years. My brother just went and hunted there. As
Speaker 2: a matter of fact, his daughter took another six point
Speaker 2: It's fucking dope that my goddaughter love her and uh yeah,
Speaker 2: six years old, six years old fucking putting meat in
Speaker 2: the freezer.
Speaker 3: Way lord intended.
Speaker 2: But all that being said, yeah, that we have an
Speaker 2: open invitation to go there. He believes that Sasquats are
Speaker 2: basically second tier angelic beings. And it's like, okay, let's
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're on, but I want some
Speaker 2: of it, and I want to meet them. Sam squenches well.
Speaker 14: And.
Speaker 4: I got them socks to wear well.
Speaker 1: And he believes that because of there's a part in
Speaker 1: the Bible that says some about things seen and unseen, which.
Speaker 2: One yes, all right, and this this is a perfect
Speaker 2: example of people taking a cherry pick sentence and running
Speaker 2: with it like that is the entire point of the book.
Speaker 2: There's thousands, I think it's like seventy two thousand verses
Speaker 2: in the Bible. I don't know that for a fact.
Speaker 2: Don't fry me in from wrong on that. I haven't
Speaker 2: looked at it in a minute. There's one verse that
Speaker 2: says I'm the God of all things seen and unseen,
Speaker 2: so clearly he means the sasquats, and it's like he.
Speaker 1: Means it must mean. I don't even think that it
Speaker 1: necessarily matters how many times or how little time something
Speaker 1: is mentioned in the Bible. If it's mentioned in the Bible, well,
Speaker 1: it's mentioned in the Bible.
Speaker 2: God, No, yeah, sure, but could that maybe mean that
Speaker 2: he's the God of the air. I don't know, the
Speaker 2: ship that we can't see that we need to survive.
Speaker 3: I don't know. You see, this is a man things.
Speaker 1: I mean, God is kind of invisible if you think
Speaker 1: about it. So there's that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess with our human eyes you are
Speaker 2: saying correct things.
Speaker 1: Jonathan, Yes, Grayson, my good dude, go right ahead.
Speaker 7: Hey, kind of off subject, but yeah, after I used
Speaker 7: to work at a company with a lot of Mormons,
Speaker 7: and they actually believed that uh Sasquatch was Cain because
Speaker 7: he had the mark of Cain where no harm. I mean,
Speaker 7: he was the first person to commit murder on the
Speaker 7: face of the earth. And you know in the book,
Speaker 7: I'm not going to quote it exactly, but like you're
Speaker 7: gonna have this mark and no harm shall come to you.
Speaker 7: So you're going to live the right to your life
Speaker 7: with with this curse. But yeah, I I used to
Speaker 7: work with a lot of Mormons and they actually believe.
Speaker 7: But it does have a supernatural element to it. I
Speaker 7: don't know if you've read. I forget the author, but
Speaker 7: where the footprints end the mountains.
Speaker 2: Jews have some wild beliefs, and be honest with you,
Speaker 2: they are they are a wild cult.
Speaker 4: We got two Mormons in the.
Speaker 2: Chat, we have multiple are they?
Speaker 7: Are they going to correct me?
Speaker 2: I don't know. We can if you want to unmute yourself,
Speaker 2: no former Mormon and speak on this.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Is that?
Speaker 4: Is that a vibe that happened?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're saying, yes, the Mormons actually are Squeeze is
Speaker 2: Kine or his descendants the mark of Kine itself. And
Speaker 2: I've heard this be said a couple of different ways,
Speaker 2: depending on who's given the sermon. Right. Some say it
Speaker 2: basically was a giant red looking like a birthmark all
Speaker 2: over face, and that was the mark and nothing. Even
Speaker 2: though he would be doomed to wander the earth forever
Speaker 2: and all of the legendary things that go along with that,
Speaker 2: nobody could basically do anything to harm him or it
Speaker 2: would be returned to him sevenfold, which is where the
Speaker 2: Band of Bench sevenbul gets their name from. As matter
Speaker 2: of fact, that being said, I have never heard that
Speaker 2: Caine became the Sam squanch as another form of transmutated punishment.
Speaker 1: Due and people, Oh my god, and people call me
Speaker 1: crazy for interdimensional sec Matt coming Lane in the bed
Speaker 1: with me. You know what I'm saying, Like it's just
Speaker 1: shit like that. It's like, keep your fucking opinion to yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: He's lost me. When they didn't allow black people in
Speaker 2: their congregation until like the seventies, give.
Speaker 4: Or tape, it was like eighty seven or something, and
Speaker 4: up until the.
Speaker 2: Point, they thought that all black people are basically descendants
Speaker 2: of demons, clearly obviously. And it's like if you look
Speaker 2: at Brigham Young and what he was teaching his congregation,
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, the guy was kind of a
Speaker 2: really big, massive piece of ship, and that's like well documented,
Speaker 2: that's not even like a hot take.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he almost got castrated by two brothers because he
Speaker 7: would go to town and be like, you know, he
Speaker 7: was married, and you know he's like, well, you don't
Speaker 7: flick at me. Whatever. Anyway, these two brothers got like
Speaker 7: wind of like what he was doing, you know'll building
Speaker 7: a little franchises across the Utah there, and they were
Speaker 7: gonna tar and feather him and castrate him.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
Speaker 7: Funny funny thing is he was a freemason. Yep, yeah
Speaker 7: he was, and he gave out the whatever it is,
Speaker 7: I'm not a Mason, but the sign of distress.
Speaker 2: Yeah, across the way. Yeah, and then there's there's even
Speaker 2: weird handshakes. But then the Mormon Tabernacle that they don't
Speaker 2: talk about, and it's like, wait, where did they get
Speaker 2: these handshakes from? And it's like, bro, if you just
Speaker 2: look at the way the tabernacle is built and their
Speaker 2: their whole methodology, how they wear those I forget what
Speaker 2: they're called.
Speaker 3: Basically the underwear that is like covering your whole holies.
Speaker 2: It's the same fucking thing as the Freemasons wearing the
Speaker 2: lambskin apron to cover their Holy of Holies, i e.
Speaker 3: They're fucking cocks and it's it's all a part of
Speaker 3: the thing.
Speaker 2: He he literally just took Freemasonry and decided to make
Speaker 2: a whole tangential cult off of it. It's fucking wild.
Speaker 5: You mean, they have rituals, they do yes, and then
Speaker 5: like you know, they're like like witchcraft, but God forbid,
Speaker 5: we can't have witchcraft.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Not too different from l Ron Hubbard and fucking scientology dude,
Speaker 1: same Hubbard.
Speaker 4: We saw a Scientology building in Philly in d d
Speaker 4: in d C.
Speaker 3: The address at one six six.
Speaker 2: I got the YouTube video. Yeah, I forget which street
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 14: On.
Speaker 2: It was by DuPont Circle in the rich, white, swanky
Speaker 2: neighborhood of d C, where like all the Ridge people live.
Speaker 2: Across the street from that address was the Church of
Speaker 2: Scientology building for Washington d and l. Ron Hubbard himself
Speaker 2: there has been no fictional writer on record that has
Speaker 2: written more fiction than him, like, aside from his religion
Speaker 2: and his cult, just as a fictitious writer of sci
Speaker 2: fi novels, the dude was unmatched. But the reason why
Speaker 2: is because he never wrote a second draft. He basically
Speaker 2: psycho babbled onto paper and then published the shit. Then
Speaker 2: one day he's like, you know what, I got an
Speaker 2: idea cut too. We got Tom Krogs absolutely, and then
Speaker 2: next thing we you know, we got Tom Cruise of
Speaker 2: a dinner plate size medallion on his chest, uh, saluting
Speaker 2: LHR or l R E L. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's funny because I just got done watching a documentary
Speaker 1: on this and somebody did like super deep research into L.
Speaker 1: Ron Hubbard himself and then you know, went into scientology.
Speaker 1: And one of the things that I thought was kind
Speaker 1: of crazy is is that so l Ron Hubbard he
Speaker 1: was obviously like making fucking comics, right basically. But then
Speaker 1: he came up with this whole Dianetics thing and he
Speaker 1: tried sending it out to the Medical Medical Association and
Speaker 1: shit like that, and they were like, uh, this is
Speaker 1: bullshit and we're not really like we're not going to
Speaker 1: implement it into science or anything like that. And so
Speaker 1: what he did then, once science basically turned his turned
Speaker 1: their back on him, then he created a religion based
Speaker 1: on the Dianetics.
Speaker 14: So if that.
Speaker 1: Doesn't just show you that, like, well, the real world's
Speaker 1: not gonna believe me, maybe this weird cult will. Like
Speaker 1: that's just so crazy to me.
Speaker 7: Do you remember those commercials for the Dianetics book like
Speaker 7: it would have been. I was born in nineteen eighty,
Speaker 7: but I remember seeing those on TV and it's like
Speaker 7: the volcano and then the book crashes down. It's like Dianetics, Yeah,
Speaker 7: urn skippy everywhere.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: It was strange easy to make though.
Speaker 3: Cults are allegedly just really easy to.
Speaker 4: Start up, like that one with the lady was it?
Speaker 5: Remember she like died and they like had her body
Speaker 5: for like months and they were just gonna keep her
Speaker 5: body around and I forget what it was.
Speaker 4: It was a wild cult.
Speaker 7: They had the weirdest scientists.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the weirdest practice. And they had her
Speaker 5: like body posted up like on this chair and they
Speaker 5: just had her chilling there for like five months.
Speaker 3: Stink in the place up.
Speaker 4: That was a whole vibe.
Speaker 7: Oh, I will say, oh, go ahead, Jonathan. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: No, I was trying to think about what because I
Speaker 1: know what cult you're referring to. I watched the documentary
Speaker 1: on it and it is the Oh it's the love one.
Speaker 4: I can't Yeah, didn't you like turn a color like
Speaker 4: a blue or purple? She was weird color.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a wild cult. Like it was just
Speaker 5: like the weirdest ship and it was it was like
Speaker 5: a hundred of them or so. And I'm like, you
Speaker 5: got a hundred people to believe you, and man.
Speaker 3: There's a sucker born every minute as they say.
Speaker 1: Yes there is, Dougie, go ahead, sir, Sorry, we gotta
Speaker 1: we gotta start getting everybody else and then eventually get
Speaker 1: to these messages. But uh, Dougie, what are your thoughts, sir?
Speaker 9: Of the whole the holy Jonathan? So I'm doing some
Speaker 9: damage control in the chat and if people want to
Speaker 9: leave because you're leaving, I may have informed them. You
Speaker 9: might have an only fan for butt chugging, green cloth
Speaker 9: and animation, you.
Speaker 2: Know what, look for doing it?
Speaker 1: Why not make money off Oh my god, well, I
Speaker 1: you look, if if somebody would be interested in seeing that,
Speaker 1: I mean, whatever, that's cool, that's up to that's up
Speaker 1: to the individual. By the way, I don't.
Speaker 2: Think just raising your hand, holy ess, I don't.
Speaker 1: First of all, you're gonna have to get through like
Speaker 1: do you remember what was it the uh with uh
Speaker 1: Simba and uh Nala they had to go whenever they
Speaker 1: were like little cubs and they went into the fucking
Speaker 1: what is that dog?
Speaker 2: The grape? Dude?
Speaker 1: That's my ass. So nobody wants to see that. I
Speaker 1: just want to say.
Speaker 4: They were doing so good for a minute there.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, if you're going to do that and make money
Speaker 2: off of you doing green coffee and it was, you're
Speaker 2: gonna have to go to fans lee not only fans.
Speaker 2: They got different rules about what kind of bodily fluids
Speaker 2: they allow on cam just.
Speaker 1: So you know very well. Yeah, I don't plan on
Speaker 1: doing that, but I did want to get back to it, like,
Speaker 1: so nobody should leave because I'm not because I'm leaving
Speaker 1: nobody should do that. The cult is going to be
Speaker 1: the cult, and I believe that it actually will get
Speaker 1: better because now there is three of us. And yes,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be behind a mic for every single episode,
Speaker 1: but know that I will be watching from the ether.
Speaker 1: I have become the third eye. I am rising into
Speaker 1: the air and I hear all, okay that I'm basically
Speaker 1: the vision. Yeah, so, but yeah, it's I don't I
Speaker 1: don't want people to leave because I'm leaving. I'm not leaving,
Speaker 1: It's just that I won't be as appearing as often.
Speaker 1: That's all Kabala king, go right ahead.
Speaker 16: Sir, Yeah dude, I'm not going to be subscribing to that.
Speaker 16: But oh yeah, the speaking about like the first Objectn't
Speaker 16: isn't from Ethia's lens really like deep into that, like
Speaker 16: saying that like Sasquatch was like Esau and all that
Speaker 16: him were like the sender of like Caine and that's that's.
Speaker 2: Why he was like alas Quatch and everything like that.
Speaker 16: He was pretty deep into that stuff with his book
Speaker 16: and everything though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the epic of Esau. Yeah that that book
Speaker 1: is actually really good and love him, dude, he is
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you what. He's actually even cooler in
Speaker 1: real life like you made him. In real life. He
Speaker 1: is just a good old boy that just has a
Speaker 1: shitload of information on potential sasquatches and it's it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: I love the Internet so much.
Speaker 2: It has given so many people a voice to talk
Speaker 2: about the things that make them tick.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, To be honest, that's the
Speaker 3: same thing that we do here.
Speaker 2: We're just We're just normal people with microphones that just
Speaker 2: been doing it long enough to where we are. We
Speaker 2: found a way to have fun doing it and provide
Speaker 2: for our families by doing this. I mean a shout
Speaker 2: out to everybody that's out there putting in the work.
Speaker 1: You know, the Internet is awesome.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So all right, we're finally gonna get back to the chat.
Speaker 1: It is time. So Australian Joe said, not even gonna
Speaker 1: lie this podcast. This podcast sometimes is a straight up comedy.
Speaker 2: We like to be like be like that.
Speaker 1: It's fun.
Speaker 2: We tried to. We try to have a little bit
Speaker 2: of some sattire here and there, especially when we talk
Speaker 2: about such dark topics as much as we do. You
Speaker 2: gotta do something to break the levity.
Speaker 1: You know, cut to an episode of what's the name
Speaker 1: of that fucking show, Big Bang? Yeah, DNA tracking and
Speaker 1: it was PCR like PCR tests. It's written on the
Speaker 1: dry erase board in the back. So yeah, the answers
Speaker 1: have always been out there, right out in the open.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: There's actually quite a few movies that if you slow
Speaker 5: down the frames you can see all sorts of shit
Speaker 5: in written on like papers or boards or like the
Speaker 5: books that they have stacked up in the background and stuff.
Speaker 4: They say, all sorts of shit, and you're like, it's
Speaker 4: just right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't even try and hide it. Sam put
Speaker 1: a meme in there and it's the Predator and uh,
Speaker 1: his twin Michelle or Mike Obama. It says, why are
Speaker 1: people complaining about the new Predator movie? He looks horrific?
Speaker 2: That kind of look like, to be fair, that is
Speaker 2: a really unflattering picture of Michael Obama. But I mean
Speaker 2: I don't think there's many flattering pictures of her either.
Speaker 2: Him you know that, yep? Him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever's going on there? Rose Chaos said, what's up?
Speaker 9: Fam?
Speaker 2: What up? Rose?
Speaker 1: Rose Grayson said, I did it with the hold on.
Speaker 1: Let mean that one didn't really make a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: I did it with the Daily Conspiracy podcast. They used
Speaker 1: to do a live show like this and then didn't,
Speaker 1: did not have audience participation, canceled. Yeah, dude, you gotta
Speaker 1: have a little participation going on here. That's why we
Speaker 1: do these live shows.
Speaker 2: I would I hope that we get to a point
Speaker 2: to where there's one hundred people jumping on the live
Speaker 2: show every Tuesday night and we have like a wild,
Speaker 2: open dialogue of just absolute shit fan going on.
Speaker 3: I would love that. That sounds fun as hell to me.
Speaker 2: But you know, and I understand why certain people can't
Speaker 2: or certain shows could not do that, Like, for instance,
Speaker 2: Rogan or Sean Ryan to do a full on live
Speaker 2: Patreon for all of their members when they have thousands.
Speaker 3: It's like, yo, there's no way. That would just be
Speaker 3: a clusterfuck.
Speaker 4: But watching Jeffree stars TikTok live, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I would not even know where to begin to decipher.
Speaker 2: What you just said.
Speaker 5: Jeffree Star the makeup artist, he's like tranny boy. First
Speaker 5: of all, he's not training, he's gay, and he dresses.
Speaker 5: He does like to wear feminine stuff.
Speaker 3: Transvestite not transsexual.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, it's transgender.
Speaker 4: He wasn't always he does.
Speaker 2: He's a dude, and he's very open that he's a dude.
Speaker 2: But he dresses like a female. Is that not by
Speaker 2: definition of transvestite?
Speaker 5: I mean he also I don't know what the different, No,
Speaker 5: she he actually wears like he dresses like a man too.
Speaker 4: He does both.
Speaker 2: Really, I had no idea. I've only ever seen him
Speaker 2: in dresses and would makeup and shiit.
Speaker 5: No, he wears other clothes as well, and he owns
Speaker 5: a ranch and he has like an entire like line
Speaker 5: of beef as well, like he does all sorts.
Speaker 4: Of I love Jeffrey Star.
Speaker 3: I had no idea, Like he's fantastic.
Speaker 2: Just because he would be trany doesn't mean he can't
Speaker 2: have a farm, you know, it has nothing to do
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 3: But he's he's not a transsexual or anything like that.
Speaker 3: He's a gay dude.
Speaker 5: He's a gay dude that just happens to wear makeup
Speaker 5: and wants to dress. And I mean he does both.
Speaker 5: But he's his lives back to him. His lives are
Speaker 5: like thousands deep, and it's so fast that you can't
Speaker 5: even like read the lines, like it goes so quickly
Speaker 5: that he is just it's intense.
Speaker 2: Maybe one day this could grow to that level that
Speaker 2: would be phenomenal.
Speaker 4: But also he doesn't help.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that in a derogatory we have a
Speaker 2: resident training correspondent on this podcast.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm just.
Speaker 3: Saying like, I'm not saying that in a demeaning way.
Speaker 3: I'm not a bigot. I hate everyone equally.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: That being said, I think that we are in, uh
Speaker 1: the Porridge is warm kind of section as far as
Speaker 1: the amount of people that come on the live shows.
Speaker 1: It's not too hot, it's not too cold. There's not
Speaker 1: too many people.
Speaker 2: I thought that was in your window. I'm about to say, Jonathan,
Speaker 2: where are you going right now? Okay, you meant like Goldilocks.
Speaker 2: I got you.
Speaker 1: I got Goldilocks zone. That's what this show is all about. Baby,
Speaker 1: It's like the Earth, or so they say Rose Chaos.
Speaker 1: Speaking of warm Porridge said that the Trump said that
Speaker 1: he was going to drain the swamp. Turns out the
Speaker 1: only thing he was draining is Bubba's balls. Oh God,
Speaker 1: that's his nickname, Bubba.
Speaker 3: I guess I would. I want to see the verified proof.
Speaker 3: I'm not over here. Trying to say that's not true. No, no, listen,
Speaker 3: if that.
Speaker 2: Is true, then like we need to know about it
Speaker 2: and we will be shooting an episode.
Speaker 1: It's believable to me. I believe it.
Speaker 2: Why this Day Conspiracy podcast, you're telling Johnny t was
Speaker 2: throating Bill Clinton? We simply can't not talk about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I'm just curious. Was he was it
Speaker 1: spits of swallows? Baby, you know, I would imagine.
Speaker 2: I don't think he swallowed.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's in the facial I.
Speaker 3: Feel like you probably was a facial or or just
Speaker 3: all over the Oval office carpet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, man man. Timothy wrote a comment that
Speaker 4: we're gonna get.
Speaker 2: To oh boy.
Speaker 1: Timothy said, I saw, I saw this was gonna happen,
Speaker 1: but I thought it was going to be Jacob oh
Speaker 1: talking about people stepping aside. I've been close to stopping
Speaker 1: my subscription to Patreon and have really not been enjoying
Speaker 1: this for a while, Timothy, I mean just comes in
Speaker 1: here and drops bombs every time he's here. Dude, I
Speaker 1: want to like you. I really do want to like you,
Speaker 1: tim Like I'm trying to give you a chance.
Speaker 2: You just crawled out of the hole from your slavery
Speaker 2: comments and then you come in and drop this shit,
Speaker 2: tim who fucking pissed you off?
Speaker 1: Fro who pissed in your cheerios? Timothy? Do you just
Speaker 1: wake up in a bad mood? Do you just like
Speaker 1: pissing people off? Do you want others to feel what
Speaker 1: you feel inside?
Speaker 2: Is that what's going on?
Speaker 1: I do want to say that anger and madness they unfortunately,
Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to ballpark this for you, usually
Speaker 1: those things will tend to manifest themselves as cancer, and
Speaker 1: I don't want you to end up with cancer. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just want to throw that out there. You see,
Speaker 1: you seem to be a healthy, young lad, and I
Speaker 1: want what's best for you. So you need to turn
Speaker 1: that round upside down, okay for real? Jesus christ Man,
Speaker 1: All right, Oh he doesn't like me right now? That's okay,
Speaker 1: I guess not.
Speaker 2: I mean no, But seriously, that's a hot take, one
Speaker 2: of the hottest takes.
Speaker 1: To be honest, you would think that if if I
Speaker 1: was going to leave that you might like. I would
Speaker 1: think that you would like it more because you'd disagree
Speaker 1: with most of the ship that I say. So it
Speaker 1: seems like that that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if that was shitting at me or
Speaker 2: shitting at you.
Speaker 12: No, I wasn't shitting on nobody. This show has been
Speaker 12: lacking so much. There's been so much content that it's
Speaker 12: just like, apparently I'm the only one that wants to
Speaker 12: talk about her have the balls and say it. Well,
Speaker 12: like every show I hear guys said it is about religions, though,
Speaker 12: and it doesn't have to go like that. You could
Speaker 12: talk about so many other you know, so many other ways.
Speaker 12: And No, I just thought it was gonna be Jacob
Speaker 12: because he has a busy life, he has kids and whatnot.
Speaker 12: You know, I want't John to be derogatory on that statement.
Speaker 12: I just really thought that the show was gonna drop
Speaker 12: Jacob first.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, became clarified, brother.
Speaker 12: There was nothing to wroutory about it. A matter of fact,
Speaker 12: the reason I'm really just chat was upset with the show.
Speaker 12: It's it's been lacklustered, like three hundred good episodes in
Speaker 12: the beginning. When I first started watching, I can only
Speaker 12: get on rock this description to be able to view
Speaker 12: all the previous shows. I brought it up to the
Speaker 12: Award and ah.
Speaker 2: John can't do that.
Speaker 8: Lack of well be kind of.
Speaker 12: Saying get for it. What I really said, the wrong thing.
Speaker 8: I'm so sold and uh.
Speaker 12: Yeah, no, I don't want to see the show go anywhere,
Speaker 12: but it will take. It's about taking a turn. It's
Speaker 12: not because we're else.
Speaker 2: I think it's going in a good direction.
Speaker 18: Though.
Speaker 2: The turn that it's taking is to your point, it's
Speaker 2: not going to be religious dialogue.
Speaker 3: Back and forth.
Speaker 2: It's going to be conspiratorially based, which is what the
Speaker 2: show was intended to be. So, if anything, I'm thinking
Speaker 2: this is a very positive term for the program as
Speaker 2: a whole.
Speaker 12: We're having episodes that are just about one little detail
Speaker 12: and fifty different rabbit holes.
Speaker 2: It doesn't stay on topic.
Speaker 1: To be fair, it's always been like that. So I
Speaker 1: don't know where the fuck you've been, Timothy, but I
Speaker 1: will say this, It's like I used to work at
Speaker 1: a restaurant and there would be people that would come
Speaker 1: in every week and they would order the same damn thing,
Speaker 1: and every single week there was something always wrong. It's
Speaker 1: too hot, it's too cold, somebody added too much cheese, whatever, right,
Speaker 1: And at a certain point you're like, why the fuck
Speaker 1: are you still coming, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 1: I that's where I'm like, if you have not liked
Speaker 1: the last three hundred episodes, why the fuck are you
Speaker 1: still here because of me?
Speaker 12: Oh I did not say that. No, and it's not
Speaker 12: because it was principle behind the show. Open up your
Speaker 12: third eye. When I first got on, y'all were talking
Speaker 12: got to be awesome ship like it.
Speaker 2: Was on point all the time.
Speaker 4: And now whenever I hop on what you guys were
Speaker 4: high as fuck and drunk half the time, and now.
Speaker 12: It's I don't know, it's just if you look at
Speaker 12: the recent episode, it's not going in the direction that
Speaker 12: I wanted it to go. Y'all don't stay on in
Speaker 12: depth great topics that no one thinks about. It's like
Speaker 12: you said, it's turning into an echo chamber. I want
Speaker 12: the best of the show. Well, I'm just gonna start
Speaker 12: listening on Spotify. IM gona drop my Patreon subscription. I've
Speaker 12: been trying to keep it up and stay with it
Speaker 12: because I really do love you guys, but I'm just
Speaker 12: gonna I'm gonna stay entertained elsewhere. This will be my
Speaker 12: last live show and I'm.
Speaker 1: Just too like, you know, well, you bring it a
Speaker 1: part of yourself, Timothy, I'm not gonna lie to you, Bud.
Speaker 1: And to be honest, if this is your last time,
Speaker 1: good fucking written, Spud.
Speaker 2: You you you misspoke and you apologize and you acknowledge
Speaker 2: the error of your ways and it was all good.
Speaker 3: And I thought we were all on a very good footing.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 3: This level.
Speaker 12: Bro, No, I'm not again misunderstandings. If we were in person,
Speaker 12: y'all have an understanding where else coming from? We're on
Speaker 12: a part show, podcast show, live show, and it's just
Speaker 12: it's coming out all wrong. So you know, like I said,
Speaker 12: Jonathan said, good reddits, I'll be up there one.
Speaker 1: They all have my own show, so all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope you do, and I will be tuning into
Speaker 1: every episode and complaining about every fucking one of them. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I can't stand people like that. It just
Speaker 1: really bothers happened?
Speaker 2: What the fuck just happened?
Speaker 1: I don't know what like, some people just love to
Speaker 1: be mad and love to nitpick at every single little thing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, first of all, you want you're asking
Speaker 1: for an echo chamber. You want us to like talk
Speaker 1: about shit that you believe I'm sorry, it's never been
Speaker 1: like that. It's never going to be like that. And
Speaker 1: who got me flustered?
Speaker 3: I I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I have no fucking clue how to even respond to
Speaker 2: any of that, because like it's the same We got
Speaker 2: this one dude who off of the episode that we
Speaker 2: dropped on Patreon. He's like, as an orthodox Christian, fuck Jacob,
Speaker 2: I like Jonathan Moore. It's like, I'm what the fuck
Speaker 2: are we even talking about right now? That's from the
Speaker 2: same guy that's telling me I need to read mind komf.
Speaker 2: It's like, I'm so lost on what what stance are
Speaker 2: you trying to take here? Bro? You're not making any
Speaker 2: coherent sense. But like you can have your opinion, and
Speaker 2: I appreciate the support on Patreon, and also.
Speaker 1: I want to throw it out I want to throw
Speaker 1: it out there too. Timothy was the guy that brought
Speaker 1: up and said that slavery was a good thing, and
Speaker 1: then he said that we took it out of context.
Speaker 2: I nowhere, no one asked about that. No one was
Speaker 2: talking about slavery. I don't know where he's like, hot,
Speaker 2: take slavery's a good thing, change my mind.
Speaker 1: We're just like if it was so let me ask you,
Speaker 1: if it was so out of context, why were you
Speaker 1: too pussy to come on for the next three live
Speaker 1: episodes there, Bud, like, that's my thing? You like you
Speaker 1: ran in a hit like where were you?
Speaker 14: So?
Speaker 1: I just want to throw that out there. I just
Speaker 1: can't stand like that. That's a feenboy. Just to make
Speaker 1: just like it abundantly clear. Some people are fenboys, and
Speaker 1: Timothy represents that crowd. Anybody can have balls behind a
Speaker 1: fucking black mirror. Timothy's one of those, you know, Internet gangsters.
Speaker 1: He wants to try and come off as if he
Speaker 1: knows something. He's twenty one years old. He probably has
Speaker 1: never gotten any ass. Let's just be clear. Okay, what
Speaker 1: the fuck are we talking about right now?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, that got me hot?
Speaker 4: What fin boy means? But there are some great finn
Speaker 4: boys out there.
Speaker 3: No, no, he sounds like a soy boy, like a
Speaker 3: beta man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, sorry about that. We're gonna get back to our
Speaker 1: regularly scheduled Programmingmy.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that you felt so strongly about this, brother,
Speaker 2: and I wish you all the best in your future
Speaker 2: endeavors in life.
Speaker 1: I don't you know, Skunky.
Speaker 8: All right. I love that ship, and maybe tonight I
Speaker 8: might show my face. All right, I'm gonna subscribe for both.
Speaker 8: I'll figure out your meta mysteries because I do listen
Speaker 8: to it. I love both, y'all. I do agree with
Speaker 8: some of his ship, and I don't agree with some
Speaker 8: of it. As long as you stay with the code
Speaker 8: of conspiracy stuff, I'm down. And you should do some
Speaker 8: old conspiracy stuff, like the mounds that they keep burying
Speaker 8: and building over ancient cities. There's a lot for y'all
Speaker 8: to look into. Absolutely, that was fucking hilarious. And do
Speaker 8: y'all want to see my old fucking ugly ass or
Speaker 8: do you want to see my first suit?
Speaker 2: Completely up to you, brother, you have been big with
Speaker 2: the anonymity for quite some time because of your lifetime.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna give it to Jonathan. Do you want to say, hey,
Speaker 8: if I joined metamistery is it cool to me being
Speaker 8: furry joining that?
Speaker 1: I mean it would be weird if you want.
Speaker 8: To love metamistry. I deal with magic.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 8: By the way, second question, I have a book for
Speaker 8: you to look at. It's The Witch's Defense, Manual, Protection
Speaker 8: and Reversal Magic.
Speaker 1: What a k Jason Miller, Jason Miller, Yeah, I'm aware
Speaker 1: of a good Okay.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, do y'all want to see my ugly ass
Speaker 8: or not?
Speaker 1: Well, as long as your ass is your face, then sure.
Speaker 4: We had something naked on last time.
Speaker 1: So yeah we did, yeah, showing full on. What was it,
Speaker 1: Dick Vane or whatever it was? You're not ugly, Buden,
Speaker 1: You're a handsome, handsome fellow. Uh, stone platypus, go rid
Speaker 1: of head, sir, rookie mistake.
Speaker 14: Sorry, I'm just gonna go ahead and say this, Jonathan,
Speaker 14: your beloved, And as the stone platyfust, I shall say,
Speaker 14: the cooker hold that is named Timothy shall never have
Speaker 14: the sweet embrace of the blessed.
Speaker 11: No shall he ever know the tender touch of a woman.
Speaker 2: So it is written, so it shall be. The spirit
Speaker 2: animals said it. Fucking jopped that down?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, what is fucking happening to?
Speaker 1: Holy shit, he got a little testy.
Speaker 8: In this fucking podcast. There's a lot gonna happen.
Speaker 1: We welcome it, Dougie Blumkin. Go ahead, sir.
Speaker 9: By the way, did you see when you told him
Speaker 9: all you're gonna give yourself cancer?
Speaker 3: He lit up a cigarette.
Speaker 2: He is no matter what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's a thing, you know. I suggested to
Speaker 1: him whenever he was going off the first time that
Speaker 1: he needs to do a heavy dosage of mushrooms, and
Speaker 1: he said that he would never do mushrooms because it
Speaker 1: would would it like taint his temple or something like that. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: he's sitting over there with a fucking cancer stick. I'm like, okay, buddy,
Speaker 1: you know some people, yeah, some people, you know what he.
Speaker 9: Was complaining about. I guess religious shows. But the name
Speaker 9: Timotheos means to honor God in Greek, so it's like,
Speaker 9: why would you pick that name?
Speaker 2: He he is a bit of a walking contradiction, and
Speaker 2: I hope that he figures it out, whatever that it
Speaker 2: might be.
Speaker 3: I hope he gets there.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, Timothy just wanted a little smoke. And it's
Speaker 1: almost like MGK wanted a little smoke from Eminem until
Speaker 1: it didn't look good. It's kind of one of those.
Speaker 2: Situations ruined his career so bad that he became a
Speaker 2: wanna be punk rocker and then did blood rituals of
Speaker 2: Megan Fox.
Speaker 1: Started wearing pearls and pain his nails and ship like that. Timothy.
Speaker 1: I hope you start wearing pearls and paint your nails there,
Speaker 1: Bud Timothy pearl necklace? Where's I'm not going there?
Speaker 8: Did he dip out of the fucking podcast?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 19: Uh?
Speaker 3: He said he was canceling his Patreon subscription.
Speaker 8: I guarantee I'm not going to cancel mine. I said,
Speaker 8: I'm gonna do both, just because I love all y'all,
Speaker 8: even even I can't see your name. I'm drinking right now, girl,
Speaker 8: I heard craving. I'm sorry. I've heard you come on
Speaker 8: heid in the beginning. So look, like I said, I've
Speaker 8: been here since day one. One of these guys within
Speaker 8: that crystal shop with a screw and Jonathan dipped the
Speaker 8: funk out because he saw a unfo in the sky. Yeah.
Speaker 8: I look, I'm not going anywhere because this this helps
Speaker 8: my daily life at the hard work.
Speaker 1: Well thanks Gonky. Yeah, that was the night that Electro
Speaker 1: Knick surprised us in Baton Rouge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good of the ship.
Speaker 8: Out by the way, which one is it electro Nick
Speaker 8: or is it boy Wizard that lives in Idaho?
Speaker 2: Wizard?
Speaker 8: Okay, you all told he messaged me. Do I need
Speaker 8: to talk to him or what what's up?
Speaker 4: What is he he isn't on tonight, because apparently he's.
Speaker 8: In my area and I might take him golfing and
Speaker 8: show him some good time. Not not no gayness.
Speaker 4: He's fantastic, I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the man. I thought he was here earlier
Speaker 1: for a little bit. I saw Tristian's name was up. No,
Speaker 1: it was under Tristian though, which is his real name?
Speaker 3: Popped in and out real quick.
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Grace. Grayson said, Raven way better looking than Jonathan. I agree,
Speaker 1: I agree for sure. Grayson said, a whore that is
Speaker 1: facing unemployment, nobody wants to fuck her. He's not talking
Speaker 1: about you. I'm sure who is he talking about.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, Grayson. Hey, if you want to wait,
Speaker 2: did he dip out too? I think so?
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on now, Oh that's probably about Kamala. I.
Speaker 8: I think y'all might've losed a lot of people tonight
Speaker 8: and gained people. Like the fact that you did a
Speaker 8: free membership help me because I had trouble with Patreon
Speaker 8: and then I figured it out and I was like,
Speaker 8: oh shit, you got a free week and then I joined,
Speaker 8: and like I said, I've listened to you for years
Speaker 8: and I was like awesome. Like I said, when I
Speaker 8: came here, I was like, I'm going to pay it.
Speaker 8: I think you're going to lose and gain people. Yeah,
Speaker 8: but I mean what you do because you guys are great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thank you, thank you. I think that that
Speaker 1: was and that's kind of a part of it. Anytime
Speaker 1: that there's a revamping or a renewing or a change
Speaker 1: of anything, there's always going to be people that leave,
Speaker 1: there's going to be new people that come it. We
Speaker 1: believe that it's gonna at the bare minimum balance it's all.
Speaker 5: We'll give me a chance. That's a I guess that's
Speaker 5: the big thing as I am just hoping that you
Speaker 5: guys will give me the chance. I mean, this is
Speaker 5: a lot to learn all at once. So I'm going
Speaker 5: to be trying as hard as I can. And I'm
Speaker 5: also a very very intense perfectionist, so I'm going to
Speaker 5: be trying to do everything I can to make sure
Speaker 5: sure that I'm giving the best content as possible.
Speaker 4: And not to say and like a lot, which is
Speaker 4: very difficult, so bear with me.
Speaker 3: And so it takes a base.
Speaker 5: I mean it's very difficult because I naturally say like
Speaker 5: a lot already just as I speak. And so I
Speaker 5: saw that comment from somebody, I was like, my bad,
Speaker 5: I'm trying so hard. It's also so I did get
Speaker 5: messed up on gen Z and gen X. Shout out
Speaker 5: to the lady that I accidentally offended. I was not
Speaker 5: trying to. I was meaning gen X instead of gen Z.
Speaker 5: Gen Z is below us and gen X is above us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, gen X would be from the eighties gen Z.
Speaker 5: I accidentally got them twisted when I was talking. So, yeah,
Speaker 5: my bad everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I mean it's you're gonna make mistakes from
Speaker 2: time to time, you know, the oms and the likes.
Speaker 2: That is something that gets worked out over time of
Speaker 2: doing it. And then also to your point as far
Speaker 2: as us just doing what we're doing. Listen, I could
Speaker 2: I have said this before, and I even did this
Speaker 2: at one point time to prove a point. I could
Speaker 2: put up a post on my Facebook right now saying, Wow,
Speaker 2: what a beautiful blue sky. I just pissed off half
Speaker 2: of my friend's list with that one statement. There's gonna
Speaker 2: be people that are pissed off that I'm saying that
Speaker 2: it's beautiful. There's people pissed off that I said it
Speaker 2: was blue. There's people say pissed off that I'm in
Speaker 2: America saying it, and or that I'm a white guy
Speaker 2: saying it or whatever. Whatever. People are gonna get pissed
Speaker 2: off at you for anything whatsoever. Just do you, don't
Speaker 2: hurt nobody, be a good person, and do you and
Speaker 2: let the chips fall within may. I'm not getting bent
Speaker 2: out of shape over people. I don't think we're gonna
Speaker 2: lose that many listeners. I'm I'm sure we're gonna lose some.
Speaker 2: They're just like, well, fuck it, the show's over. We're
Speaker 2: moving on, and that's fine, listen. I hope that these
Speaker 2: people would stick around and give Raven Lee a chance
Speaker 2: and give the new iteration of the cult conspiracy.
Speaker 3: It's fair shake.
Speaker 2: But I also completely understand if people feel some type
Speaker 2: of way about it, or they were already on the
Speaker 2: fence and this is the thing that tipped him over,
Speaker 2: that's fine. But I also no doubt this show is
Speaker 2: going to grow to way way further places and new heights,
Speaker 2: more so than we ever dream possible before zeroed out
Speaker 2: in my mind about this.
Speaker 1: All right, pause for pause for one second. Timothy is
Speaker 1: trying to enter everybody, unmute your mic. And as soon
Speaker 1: as I admit him and you see that, he comes on,
Speaker 1: say boo, all right, were ready boom.
Speaker 2: You suck.
Speaker 1: Speaking of got got gog spirit animals said, not gonna
Speaker 1: lie Trump got them dick sucking lips?
Speaker 2: Sam? What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Why are you noticing that? Sam? That's kind of a
Speaker 1: weird thing to point.
Speaker 18: Okay, reason why it says y'all bought up that he
Speaker 18: blew a well fucking bill. Okayon, all I'm saying is
Speaker 18: every time he does, whenever he talks, he splunches his
Speaker 18: lips up like a fucking o wing. I've noticed that
Speaker 18: even when I was, like when I was in high
Speaker 18: scho Huh, I guess that's just a Yankee thing.
Speaker 1: Damn, I don't know about that now. I don't know
Speaker 1: about that. But yeah, he does kind of make a
Speaker 1: weird VI.
Speaker 3: But the fuck that's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4: Sam, Why you bring up Yankee shit?
Speaker 3: You're not You're in Pacific Northwest, You're not Yankee.
Speaker 4: We're Yankee over there. I'm like, I'm missing what.
Speaker 11: Literally has a team called the Yankees and they.
Speaker 4: Are I thought you're gonna be like talking about people
Speaker 4: from the West Coast.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I mean no, West Coast is
Speaker 2: its own separate breed of like crazy ass white people.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna like deny that.
Speaker 2: But somebody from New Hampshire and somebody from Oregon or
Speaker 2: two different types of northern white person, there's a whole
Speaker 2: different breed. We're having a conversation.
Speaker 14: I consider everything West, like past like Texas, just the
Speaker 14: wild West.
Speaker 4: But y'all, y'all, how were you okay?
Speaker 2: To be fair, I don't consider any state that doesn't
Speaker 2: have I ten running through it to be the South.
Speaker 2: These people in Virginia were Southern. No, you're not. You're not.
Speaker 2: Though you're you might be country or hillbilly, you're not Southern.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's fucking silly. M hm. Oh.
Speaker 1: The Australians coming back cool. Nora said, gonna miss seing
Speaker 1: John Nathan on coc but all of us are glad
Speaker 1: you're following your heart.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, Nora, I love you. Skunky said, I don't
Speaker 1: want to Okay, sorry about that. I missed that one.
Speaker 1: Let's see, Joe said, I'll be right back. Just trademarking
Speaker 1: continuum transfunctioner is that something that is.
Speaker 2: That's not a real thing. That's just from uh, dude,
Speaker 2: where's my car? But like that that was just for
Speaker 2: the sake of like, if a new weapon gets developed,
Speaker 2: it's not even real. You know, three other countries are
Speaker 2: gonna say, yeah, we had that too, we just developed
Speaker 2: it too. And it's like they're not gonna admit that
Speaker 2: it's fake, because that means that they admit that what
Speaker 2: they got going on is also fake.
Speaker 3: That's that's what that was about.
Speaker 1: But anyway, God is Love said, you generally get the
Speaker 1: Nobel Peace Prize for killing people. Manifestos are popular these
Speaker 1: days for the old mk ultra products.
Speaker 2: Depends on the category of Nobel Peace Prize. I personally
Speaker 2: know a Nobel laureate who got it for charity work
Speaker 2: as a matter of fact.
Speaker 3: But there's different ways of achieving it, for sure.
Speaker 1: God is Love said, Links to anti Semitism falsely applied
Speaker 1: to Jews, of course, only improves credibility.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find where this is at height thirty nine.
Speaker 2: There we go, There we go, there we go. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm catching up. I had to. I scrolled up to
Speaker 2: see something and that I lost my fucking place. But yeah,
Speaker 2: so link anti Semitism falsely applied to Jews only improves credibility,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: Joe said, I personally think coincidences are rarer than every day,
Speaker 1: but sometimes social media algorithms might be Ever bought a
Speaker 1: particular car and notice that there's actually heaps of these
Speaker 1: cars in my town. Don't know, Uh, if i'd if
Speaker 1: that would have made sense, don't know if don't come
Speaker 1: at me, cunts.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's that's absolutely the thing. As soon
Speaker 2: as you buy, Like, for instance, I just bought an Armada,
Speaker 2: and then as I'm driving, I realized there's so many
Speaker 2: fucking Nissan Armadels on the road. But that's also a
Speaker 2: part of the human condition. So humans, for survival purposes,
Speaker 2: have learned to do pattern recognition subconsciously. Like that's that's
Speaker 2: something that we look for, whether we realize we're looking
Speaker 2: for it or not. It's a survival tactic, right, So
Speaker 2: that's a part of it. When you start driving a
Speaker 2: certain car, you start seeing a certain number sequence all
Speaker 2: over the place, it's not that it's appearing more than
Speaker 2: it ever has. You are just right now subconsciously more
Speaker 2: aware and attune to it. That's that's kind of how.
Speaker 1: That goes, Yeah, it's weird how that happens, so in
Speaker 1: like a biblical biblical whrse that I got to get
Speaker 1: a Metamistics membership.
Speaker 2: Yes you do.
Speaker 1: Fun time dude, Rose Chaos gave an idea for Raven's podcast.
Speaker 1: She suggests the Clamslam.
Speaker 16: Rose.
Speaker 2: That's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yes, Rose, Rose said, let's go, Raven, you should totally
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh man, that's it. Yeah, She's she's gonna start
Speaker 2: her podcast. She had to step out for a second.
Speaker 2: She is going to start a podcast, and I think
Speaker 2: she's going with the Valkyrie voices or voice the Valkyrie.
Speaker 2: Oh perfect time at Rose Chaos said that you should
Speaker 2: name your podcast the clam Slam, which is fucking great,
Speaker 2: but I also feel like that might be a bit
Speaker 2: of a euphemism for like lesbian porn, which is not
Speaker 2: what it's gonna be about. And so now it's gonna
Speaker 2: be it's gonna be an amazing show for women by
Speaker 2: women to talk about issues that women find important, which
Speaker 2: is not a place for a man to speak in on,
Speaker 2: to be completely honest with you, so I am super
Speaker 2: excited to see what that podcast does once it gets
Speaker 2: up and running.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not gonna be even allowed.
Speaker 5: No, no boys, I mean no boys allowed. No, it's
Speaker 5: just gonna be mainly about girls stuff.
Speaker 1: So hell yeah, go ahead, spirit animal, Yes, Sam.
Speaker 3: I'm afraid of what you're about to ask, Samuel, mm hmm.
Speaker 14: Some fucking faith in me, dog Dale. I'm just gonna ask,
Speaker 14: is that pom bihead earrings? Or what type of earrings
Speaker 14: are those? Because I really dope as hell?
Speaker 5: Oh thank you? They are witch earring? Do I wear
Speaker 5: a lot of which things? But people don't tend to notice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they think you're a Christian for some reason.
Speaker 1: I guess, like you know, yeah, Grayson said, raven fucking
Speaker 1: awesome name. It is, Sir h Stone like a biblical horse,
Speaker 1: said at Jonathan, I rolled a blunt in your honor.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Samuel.
Speaker 2: I hope fuck yeah, dude, I hope that like two
Speaker 2: whole grams in it. Goddamn, Oh that's saint. I thought
Speaker 2: that was a I was about to say, Son, calm down.
Speaker 11: I plan on trying to get one that big on
Speaker 11: the first I wish the.
Speaker 3: Best of luck with that roulage.
Speaker 1: Sir Grayson suggested. The name also called the Razor clams
Speaker 1: or dating Tips.
Speaker 2: The Dating Tips, Sezer Clams Dating Tips.
Speaker 1: What the fuck Rose Chaos suggested the Claude Clams.
Speaker 2: Oh, Rose, You're just one of the greatest, ain't you. Dude?
Speaker 1: She was a cop, so I don't even Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, she's got that same sense of humor. She was
Speaker 3: a cop.
Speaker 2: Raven Lee was a marine. So it just works, you know,
Speaker 2: we get it.
Speaker 5: I think a lot of women be offended by that,
Speaker 5: So for sure, I'm not gonna be offending the populace
Speaker 5: that I want to bring in.
Speaker 2: But again, this is hi, this is meant to be
Speaker 2: a joke. Let's let's take it as such.
Speaker 1: You know, Jesus, Rose Chaos said. We eat dove here
Speaker 1: in West Texas. We hunt every dove season. We actually
Speaker 1: have some in the deep breeze right now.
Speaker 4: There's any dove season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in the spring.
Speaker 4: I had no idea that was the thing. I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna lie till wait for real. I've never had.
Speaker 1: Doug Doug dove, never had Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, it's a migratory game bird, the same as duck
Speaker 2: and goose and everything else. There's a season for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had no idea. Like something new every day.
Speaker 2: They are delicious pigeon, depending on if it's in the
Speaker 2: city or in the woods, tastes like shit because if
Speaker 2: they're in the city, that means they're just eating like trash.
Speaker 2: So the meat is gonna taste accordingly. But I've eaten both,
Speaker 2: and I can tell you for certain a pigeon and
Speaker 2: a dove are not the same. Foul.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, Sam.
Speaker 4: He raises his hand and raises his hand.
Speaker 5: My favorite thing about you, Sam, You're just like, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna raise my hand and raise my hand like, Oh.
Speaker 11: Jake, I saw Jake.
Speaker 5: I'm not you.
Speaker 14: Jonathan is the one who told me, just raised my hand.
Speaker 14: So I've been doing it ever since a good moon's
Speaker 14: fall of waters.
Speaker 7: God.
Speaker 14: Also, I'm not you've eaten dog before, but you haven't
Speaker 14: hated a fucking dove.
Speaker 9: I find that a.
Speaker 1: Wait, who's eating dog?
Speaker 14: She was an.
Speaker 11: Of course you did it in Japan.
Speaker 2: That's the thing there. It's good.
Speaker 11: I'm aware.
Speaker 3: Hello, the resident Wuasian correspondent.
Speaker 4: So this is very true, I repond the NERD correspondent.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're the co host, you're a correspondent for the show.
Speaker 14: I actually plan on going to I'm going to try
Speaker 14: to save up I plan for my twenty ninth birthday.
Speaker 14: If I make it that long, I want to go
Speaker 14: to Japan.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, dude, well go in like three years.
Speaker 11: I'll be I'll be twenty seven in June.
Speaker 4: My birthday was just like a few weeks ago. Last week.
Speaker 4: Berta was last week, and twenty seven sounds great.
Speaker 3: If I was seven, I was going through my first divorce.
Speaker 2: I'm good on that.
Speaker 11: I like, technically, are you also two hundred and fifty
Speaker 11: years old? Bad mind cores.
Speaker 4: I did get to celebrate both both.
Speaker 5: I got to celebrate my birthday and with like a
Speaker 5: million Marines celebrating the fiftieth coming in.
Speaker 4: At the nighttime?
Speaker 11: Is it you're you were born on the blink birthday?
Speaker 4: I was born on the ninth. Oh yeah, I have
Speaker 4: the best holiday.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: You got.
Speaker 11: You got a birth week. It's a nice to find
Speaker 11: you have a birth week. Yeah.
Speaker 14: I say I have a birth week because my mom
Speaker 14: went and labor on a Monday and I popped out
Speaker 14: on a Thursday.
Speaker 3: Poor mother, poor woman.
Speaker 11: I was three pounds three ounces of nineteen inches.
Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, you were a prem.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I was about two two and a half months premature.
Speaker 1: God damn the runts of the litter were you?
Speaker 14: Uh My mom and dad got in a bad call,
Speaker 14: right thembilical cord wapdo on my neck and.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Well I'm glad you made it through. Brother,
Speaker 2: I'm glad that you're with us.
Speaker 11: Now you know I was a fighter?
Speaker 1: Yeah dude, Well, Sam said, whenever I get sad, I think,
Speaker 1: to my even a dull blade will cut if you
Speaker 1: keep swinging.
Speaker 3: It's a good ye yep, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Quote there, I like it. There was a Charlie Brown Mean,
Speaker 1: that says Charlie's asking, Snoopy, what do you miss?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Snoopy says, I miss the way I viewed the world
Speaker 1: before I knew too much about it. Yeah, dude gets
Speaker 1: pretty sad the more you know. Also said, life is pain.
Speaker 1: If anyone tells you different, they are selling something.
Speaker 2: But which is?
Speaker 1: But which is tells a more rich story? Sorry? Sam,
Speaker 1: that one doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 14: I will say which one tells a better story, like
Speaker 14: a more rich story? The battle the dull batom worn
Speaker 14: armor or the shiny metal one. I was trying to
Speaker 14: get you to be the philosophical dog.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get you, Dougie said Zombie.
Speaker 1: The Greeks invented everything.
Speaker 20: Okay, I'm confused what you meant by that, Dougie, But
Speaker 20: all right, we're talking about like I guess, different words
Speaker 20: or something like even like the name Timothy, you know,
Speaker 20: like that's a Greek name.
Speaker 9: So there's a lot of you know, stuff just comes
Speaker 9: from ancient Greece.
Speaker 2: A lot of our language absolutely does, but at least
Speaker 2: in the American English dialect. It's very interesting because we
Speaker 2: have blended so many different words and phrases into our
Speaker 2: regular dialect. And I mean that's been done throughout the
Speaker 2: course of human history. Don't get me wrong, but uh yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of our language is based in Greek, so
Speaker 2: very interesting.
Speaker 1: True, Midnight Kong said Jonathan, I wish you best the
Speaker 1: best on your show. Raven will hit the track running
Speaker 1: and all will work out just fine. Thanks Midnight Kong.
Speaker 1: I thought a confidence there.
Speaker 3: I agree one hundred percent. Brother, good shit.
Speaker 1: Stone like a biblical whore aka Sam Spirit Animal, and
Speaker 1: Stone Platypus all said true, we believe in Jonathan Joe
Speaker 1: Henry theme song. That's a wrestling quote there.
Speaker 2: There's a wrestler who Joe Hendry is there was a wrestler.
Speaker 1: His His theme song is I Believe in Joe Hendry
Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't know, it's actually I think
Speaker 1: I heard that he just signed with the WWE, which
Speaker 1: is pretty cool.
Speaker 6: He did.
Speaker 2: He did.
Speaker 14: Also, they brought back Nick Namath but as Dolph Zigga
Speaker 14: and they made him lose.
Speaker 1: They brought out the Dolph Zigler.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 11: And they also brought back Matt Hardona. His wife is
Speaker 11: Chelsea Green. Uh.
Speaker 14: He just came back for the farewell tournament for John Cena,
Speaker 14: which what he just had his asshall match and I cried,
Speaker 14: so yeah.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 11: Zach Ryder came back so he had the crappy version
Speaker 11: of his song and not the not the better version.
Speaker 11: But I digress. I've been having a head of a
Speaker 11: week this week.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm happy that Dolf came back. He's the fucking
Speaker 1: man and I was really sad with love. Yeah, me too,
Speaker 1: he's the man.
Speaker 11: I mean Nikki from the Spirit Squad.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, yeah yeah, he start it out on
Speaker 1: the Spirit Squad. Yeah, let's see, Dougie.
Speaker 2: I know you don't know anything about this spelling growmn
Speaker 2: and tightes grabbing each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good thing.
Speaker 4: First off, it's a fantastic show.
Speaker 3: Yes it is, cow that's cool.
Speaker 2: For the record, I feel the same way about any
Speaker 2: sports ball like sure, yeah sports ball, go team or yeah,
Speaker 2: fun things, fun things.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Dougie said at Dirty Sanchez, motherfucker went to
Speaker 1: get milky. Ain't coming back except on Tuesdays.
Speaker 2: At least he came back. Okay, Yeah, I got to
Speaker 2: go back.
Speaker 1: To mama's house, you know, whenever she's done with my
Speaker 1: laundry kind of thing, and that's on Tuesdays. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Dirty Dirty Sanchez said, Wait a minute, I'm half asleep.
Speaker 1: Is Jonathan leaving?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, unfortunately not Unfortunately. It's a good thing, you know,
Speaker 1: I think it's it's all good things. Like I'm I'm
Speaker 1: happy with the direction of the show. I think it's
Speaker 1: going to take off even more. I really do believe that.
Speaker 1: I'm not even just saying that. Like, I think that
Speaker 1: Raven has a lot more to bring to the cult
Speaker 1: than what I could ever do. Because my heart is
Speaker 1: with Meta, It's always been with both. Like I just
Speaker 1: want to be totally clear on that. But you know,
Speaker 1: I'm the way that my life is kind of unfolding.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm deep into the occult right now in a
Speaker 1: good way. If that's a thing.
Speaker 2: If that's the thing, I'm glad you said nobody that's
Speaker 2: in the perspective for the.
Speaker 1: Best kind of way. Yeah, let's see Dirty Sanchiz says.
Speaker 1: I hope this doesn't come off wrong, but I'm here
Speaker 1: for the companionship between the boys. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'll continue on here, Dirty Sanchez, you definitely should. Raven
Speaker 1: is awesome and you, I promise will and it's only
Speaker 1: going to get better. You know, Raven is still relatively
Speaker 1: new behind the mic and probably a little shy, a
Speaker 1: little holding back and stuff like that. But after a while,
Speaker 1: the glass gonna come off. She's gonna settle in and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be great.
Speaker 5: I'm trying really hard to be uh not. I'm censuring
Speaker 5: myself a good bet, I'll say that, Yeah, a good bet.
Speaker 5: So those of that are in this chat that actually
Speaker 5: know me in person, I'm very well censored.
Speaker 21: I think I came into where I didn't know that
Speaker 21: you were coming in as a co host. Zach had
Speaker 21: fallen asleep before this show came on, and I jumped in.
Speaker 21: I was like, what the hell's going So it's cool,
Speaker 21: there's gonna be.
Speaker 4: Another co host. I thought it was just Jacobs.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, when the time came and me and Jonathan been
Speaker 2: talking about this for probably upwards of a year, but
Speaker 2: seriously more in the last six months, talking about how
Speaker 2: this show is going to progress.
Speaker 3: I am not the kind of guy that wants to
Speaker 3: sit there and monologue.
Speaker 2: I mean I do that kind of on the Cage
Speaker 2: to night, but I still have people that like jump
Speaker 2: in and add to the conversation and stuff. I prefer
Speaker 2: a conversation, I prefer back and forth. If I preferred dialogue,
Speaker 2: I think that's better for this style of content. So
Speaker 2: when we started looking at potential new co hosts to
Speaker 2: kind of take over in that regard, honestly, there was
Speaker 2: only one clear option, and it was Raven Lee for many, many,
Speaker 2: many reasons, mostly because the conversations that she and I
Speaker 2: have genuinely without a microphone in front of us would
Speaker 2: be phenomenal content if we were recording them. And so
Speaker 2: that being said, if we can both pull our resources
Speaker 2: and our collective brain power, her more than me less
Speaker 2: be on She's way smarter, and we were to put
Speaker 2: that kind of weight behind conspiratorial conversations, which is what
Speaker 2: we genuinely bullshit about. Anyway, why wouldn't that just make
Speaker 2: the show exponentially better. Jonathan felt the exact same way
Speaker 2: about it, So when we approached her, she was on board.
Speaker 2: But of course she's very new to the microphone and
Speaker 2: kind of not sure how to curtail certain things that
Speaker 2: she doesn't necessarily she doesn't know how true to be
Speaker 2: as of this moment. Because Raven Lee can can be
Speaker 2: the type of person that will piss people off and
Speaker 2: not give a fuck, but she can also be the
Speaker 2: most professional person that is gonna keep it well within
Speaker 2: the realm of acceptable behavior and will not piss off anybody.
Speaker 2: She can do both. So she's trying to figure.
Speaker 3: Out to what level she's gonna go in that regard,
Speaker 3: and that takes time and so.
Speaker 2: But aside from all that, and that's another reason why
Speaker 2: we don't want to do the religious back and forth.
Speaker 2: We don't want to do strong worded debates about shit.
Speaker 2: We don't want to be at odds about things. We
Speaker 2: want to be on the same type of vibe whenever
Speaker 2: we're talking about blood sacrifices, whether we're talking about political
Speaker 2: conspiracies or CIA shit that went down in the nineteen
Speaker 2: sixties or false flag events. There's nothing that we need
Speaker 2: to debate on that we could pull resources and get
Speaker 2: on the same page and make this a better conspiracy
Speaker 2: podcast overall.
Speaker 3: And I think that's exactly what's gonna happen.
Speaker 5: I will say though, that I did, you know, like
Speaker 5: last night when we were shooting, we touched briefly on
Speaker 5: a religious aspect.
Speaker 4: I asked a question that I knew.
Speaker 5: That he would be able to answer with Christianity, and
Speaker 5: he gave me an answer, and I was like, cool,
Speaker 5: I don't agree, and that was kind of like the vibe,
Speaker 5: like it was just, you know, I'm not going to
Speaker 5: agree with everything I do have. I can have a
Speaker 5: bit of an intense opinions about certain things, but I
Speaker 5: work very hard to be open minded, at least especially
Speaker 5: on a form like this where I don't want to
Speaker 5: offend people because I don't think that's going to be
Speaker 5: good for anybody.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, Jennifer, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Jin So the.
Speaker 19: I'm sick, So why don't sound right? But conspiracy is
Speaker 19: about asking questions and the one thing that I do
Speaker 19: know about this woman is that she is willing to
Speaker 19: ask questions and then dive into those questions to be
Speaker 19: able to find shit out. And even if it means
Speaker 19: that it questions her belief, He's still going to dive
Speaker 19: into that shit. And isn't that what it's all about? Like,
Speaker 19: if you're talking about wanting to be able to dive
Speaker 19: into conspiracy, like, that's what it is. It's about asking
Speaker 19: the questions that we're uncomfortable with, regardless of our discomfort,
Speaker 19: we want to know and are we willing to actually
Speaker 19: jump into that question and look into it regardless of
Speaker 19: whether or not it makes us uncomfortable. That's what she
Speaker 19: will do for sure. Absolutely, Yeah, I will here to
Speaker 19: celebrate this woman for functional.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yes, and we'll get you some lou and ers. My
Speaker 4: girl's terrible.
Speaker 19: You know I'm here for you because I found so
Speaker 19: fucking bad.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I love your face, yes, I And I absolutely agree
Speaker 1: with that sentiment. I know that Raven has You know,
Speaker 1: what you're going to add to the show is not
Speaker 1: going to be taking away anything with me leaving. I
Speaker 1: think that you're just going to add, like to every
Speaker 1: aspect everything that I was able to bring all of
Speaker 1: the camaraderie that me and Jacob have. You you're just
Speaker 1: as close to Jacob as I am. And and the
Speaker 1: same thing goes like we're all very close, we all
Speaker 1: think very similar whenever, you know, getting into certain conspiracies
Speaker 1: and whatnot. And and you know, Jennifer was right. I mean,
Speaker 1: conspiracies are all about just asking the questions. Look, if
Speaker 1: you wanted to believe the official narrative, watch the news,
Speaker 1: you know, like watch CNN, watch Fox News, watch whatever, right,
Speaker 1: like you go to listen to the conspiracy side to
Speaker 1: get an alternative opinion on what is going on in
Speaker 1: front of you, alternative from mainstream sources, right, And that
Speaker 1: is what I believe that you're going to be able
Speaker 1: to bring to the show in a very well, you know,
Speaker 1: like constructed way.
Speaker 2: And also we do notes in very similar, also very
Speaker 2: different ways. She and I so, and we've talked about
Speaker 2: this on the show some times. Right now. This is
Speaker 2: notebook one of like five that I have of show
Speaker 2: notes from episodes past. There's probably thirty different episodes in
Speaker 2: this one notebook of scripts that I wrote for myself,
Speaker 2: just notes that we would stick on and then videos
Speaker 2: and everything else. When Raven League gets on a topic.
Speaker 2: She does the exact same shit, although her handwriting is
Speaker 2: substantially better than mine. I have atrocious penmanship in either
Speaker 2: here or there. But my point is, though it's the
Speaker 2: same thing. As soon as you find one rabbit hole,
Speaker 2: you dive down it, there's fifty more rabbit holes that
Speaker 2: all connect to it, and they all deserve their own
Speaker 2: take in their own time. This is this is going
Speaker 2: to be an inherent good for the podcast as a whole,
Speaker 2: for all of you as cult members. We're gonna be
Speaker 2: giving you even deeper information than I think we ever
Speaker 2: have before. Not better, not worse, just deeper. And that's
Speaker 2: what the whole point of this is. I think we
Speaker 2: can all agree on that.
Speaker 1: Yes, one hundred percent, skunk. Go right ahead, sir.
Speaker 8: I'll make this quick because I make a protection bottle
Speaker 8: for my plane flight. I'm terrified of flying. Fucking hate it.
Speaker 8: But y'all ave the ed Ed and Eddie and she's
Speaker 8: the smart one. Like I said, she's the double D
Speaker 8: five years. Look, I'm not gonna explain which one to
Speaker 8: you two are if you really want to know, Jonathan's
Speaker 8: the one that was selling the Jolly wrenches, and Jacob
Speaker 8: you're the one that was the fucking tool for everything I.
Speaker 2: Would prefer to be. I'm gonna be honest. You know,
Speaker 2: he's Eddie. I would love to be ed That was
Speaker 2: my guy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm sorry, but she is smart and as long
Speaker 8: as y'all stay with the method of conspiracy and stuff
Speaker 8: and that, I'm down. But I I this will be
Speaker 8: the last time I talked because I got a lot
Speaker 8: of stuff going on and be going. I'm gonna try
Speaker 8: to join on my phone while I'm down there. But
Speaker 8: like I said, it's the South wet party hard down there.
Speaker 8: But I had a question, Raven, have you ever eaten
Speaker 8: gator or squirrel?
Speaker 5: I absolutely love gator. It's actually one of my favorite
Speaker 5: things to eat black and gator is my favorite. And
Speaker 5: I just had squirrel actually, what like two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, although there was some squirrel meat in it
Speaker 2: as well, but that was predominantly a rabbit stew YEA, yeah,
Speaker 2: I had.
Speaker 5: A rabbit stu his brother made a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 5: And I have eaten squirrel a good bit.
Speaker 4: I don't mind it. I don't I don't mind it all.
Speaker 8: I like duck gun and shoot a squirrel in your
Speaker 8: backyard and fry that bitch.
Speaker 4: I have a child that is.
Speaker 5: Extremely sensitive when it comes to animals. So that child
Speaker 5: wants to be a veterinarian, and and like literally watches
Speaker 5: YouTube videos and every kind of animal show possible, and
Speaker 5: so I try very hard to avoid killing anything around her.
Speaker 8: Question, Meanwhile, my son, you're talking about vegetarian. My daughter,
Speaker 8: she's saw six. She does not like me hunting or
Speaker 8: cutting fish, killing fish when I fish, and all that.
Speaker 8: And I don't Oh, we don't have catfish, which fucking
Speaker 8: sucks because I can't noodle. But I caught a five
Speaker 8: pound trout trout. They don't like it. My kids don't
Speaker 8: like it if I show them videos of me gutting
Speaker 8: trout and trying to teach them how to survive. But
Speaker 8: my daughter hates it. And I think, does that mean
Speaker 8: she might be a vegetarian. She eats a lot of veggies.
Speaker 8: She doesn't like meat, but she likes a lot of
Speaker 8: veggies and noodle.
Speaker 2: Shit, dude, she might just be an Impaths are like that.
Speaker 8: So I was born nineteen eighty five. My dad was
Speaker 8: born nineteen fifty eight, which is for Jonathan. My kids
Speaker 8: all have five letters in my name, my entire name
Speaker 8: and middle name and last name of five letters, and
Speaker 8: my phone number has eighty five eighty five y'all don't
Speaker 8: know the rest. That's fine. So like it makes me
Speaker 8: wonder because she was born two years after my birthday.
Speaker 8: She was born No, two years before July second. I
Speaker 8: was born July fifth, which is another five five is
Speaker 8: my number.
Speaker 2: Numalogy Yeah, I mean to that point, though, my older
Speaker 2: son who killed the rabbit that raven Lee was eating.
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, he also wants to be
Speaker 2: a veterinarian. But I taught him at a very young
Speaker 2: age how to hunt, how to clean his own animals,
Speaker 2: and I'm teaching him how to cook what he kills
Speaker 2: because that's how we do business in this house. So
Speaker 2: I mean, there's no one size fits all as.
Speaker 8: Far as how to parents children sons sixteen and the
Speaker 8: only fish he likes as a catfish, and he will
Speaker 8: literally nail it to a Dubai four and skin it
Speaker 8: in me catfish food.
Speaker 2: As you're supposed to. I mean, you can't filley them,
Speaker 2: but skinning them gets the best bang for buck as
Speaker 2: far as meats concerned. But uh, but my point is,
Speaker 2: though there's no one size fits all as far as
Speaker 2: how to parent children, all children come with their own
Speaker 2: inherent issues and pros and cons and things that their
Speaker 2: own little quirks about them. So no, it's there's more
Speaker 2: than one way to well, I was gonna say skin
Speaker 2: a cat, but for this context, I'm gonna say there's
Speaker 2: more than one way to skin a rabbit.
Speaker 8: If you will much love, I'm just gonna listen to you.
Speaker 8: I gotta make my bottle because I'm fucking terrified to
Speaker 8: fly love it skunky, Alright, I'm just gonna listen and
Speaker 8: chill an uh.
Speaker 1: Tony said Freemasonry was popular at the time, so they
Speaker 1: just took it. For Mormons. Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Again, if you look at their religious practices, they are
Speaker 2: basically not even basically full on plagiarizing Masonic rituals and practices.
Speaker 5: But no doubt, I don't have a lot of love
Speaker 5: for specific Mormon groups in places. I won't say all Mormons,
Speaker 5: but there is specific places that I have an absolute No,
Speaker 5: it's specifically in Canada, certain groups Yeah that can just like, yep,
Speaker 5: they are horrible human beings.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, most Mormons that I've met are like
Speaker 2: aggressively nice and it's a bit off putting, don't get
Speaker 2: me wrong. But that being said, it's it's it depends
Speaker 2: on the sect because you also have like the Fundies,
Speaker 2: the fundamentalist Mormon Church, which is uh, they are even
Speaker 2: more of a cult, and they're the ones. We even
Speaker 2: had a Fundi community in our neck of the woods.
Speaker 2: They got shut down because of all the child sexual
Speaker 2: abuse allegations that come to be correct.
Speaker 3: And it was like, so is this like inherent to
Speaker 3: the religion.
Speaker 2: And then when you look at the Duggers, that whole
Speaker 2: family and that one the oldest brother got caught with
Speaker 2: all that horrible child porn and stuff, it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: they were Fundies, and it's like, oh, so this is
Speaker 2: this is how they just get down.
Speaker 5: Okay to like all different types of religion though, I mean, yes,
Speaker 5: there's different groups within there's like how many different types
Speaker 5: of Christians?
Speaker 2: So thirteen thousand a lot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like so many.
Speaker 2: But to say, okay, and I.
Speaker 5: Hear that and seeing with like you know, Muslims, there's
Speaker 5: some different sex and Muslims as well, and they what
Speaker 5: they believe in and how they practice and you know,
Speaker 5: but there is uh, specific groups that are very misogynistic.
Speaker 5: They protect the men that are abusing the women within
Speaker 5: the Mormon Church. That is a big thing that I
Speaker 5: have my mother experience, I have close people to me
Speaker 5: that I've experienced in that.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 5: It is one of those things. It's just like, you know,
Speaker 5: you guys are absolute trash fucking human beings.
Speaker 2: And to that point, there are Christian denominations that do
Speaker 2: the same thing. Oh yeah, it doesn't matter what book
Speaker 2: you're thumping on. If you're being a piece of shit
Speaker 2: to your family, then I don't fuck with you. That's
Speaker 2: you know, I think we can all agree on that.
Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, Raven, that cult that I was
Speaker 1: thinking of, I don't know if you were talking about
Speaker 1: the same one, the twin Twin Flame cult. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that was.
Speaker 4: Died and they just like put her post their body
Speaker 4: up for like everage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure that's the one. I
Speaker 1: watched that one like last year whenever it came out,
Speaker 1: And holy shit, that's crazy. All that Twin Flame bullshit.
Speaker 1: I never bought that anyway, really, so.
Speaker 2: Based off of what that cult did, that's the only
Speaker 2: reason why it made its way popular on the internet.
Speaker 3: Like, that's the thing in books from the fifties.
Speaker 2: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: That's a modern thing.
Speaker 4: But Japanese is it Japanese?
Speaker 5: And that Greece had their own like you know, mythology
Speaker 5: with it of you know, twin flames, two souls that
Speaker 5: were connected to each other.
Speaker 4: It's the Japanese the red string.
Speaker 2: Theory, okay. But the term twin flame though they had,
Speaker 2: they had terms and like things like that to say,
Speaker 2: like two people that were just like destined to be together,
Speaker 2: for sure. But the popular cultural zeitguy is a twin flame,
Speaker 2: if I'm not mistaken, came from that cult's literature.
Speaker 1: I don't know that because I think that that twin
Speaker 1: flame cult wasn't it was twin flame. The the adage
Speaker 1: was around a lot longer than the cult was. But
Speaker 1: as far as that whole thing goes, I the reason
Speaker 1: I say I don't necessarily jive with the whole twin
Speaker 1: flame thing is because I think some people they take
Speaker 1: it and they abuse it, and what happens is what
Speaker 1: happens is, well, I'm your twin flame, so now I
Speaker 1: can treat you like shit and you can't go anywhere.
Speaker 1: And you know what I'm saying, it's a bunch of that.
Speaker 1: It's like a bunch of taking advantage of it. And
Speaker 1: I don't really jive with that. So but I will
Speaker 1: say that there is such thing as quantum entanglement. I
Speaker 1: believe that, you know, like I think that you know,
Speaker 1: And maybe maybe love is a quantumly entangled kind of situation.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what's going on. But Twin Flame not big
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 2: For the record, Raven Lee was correct. The twin Flame
Speaker 2: is based in ancient Greece. I was mistaken. I thought
Speaker 2: they had a different term for it, so I was wrong.
Speaker 4: I actually, I actually totally believe in it.
Speaker 5: Really the odd man I will be the odd man out.
Speaker 5: I do believe that there is inherently two people that
Speaker 5: can share one soul. Okay, you're killing me watching your
Speaker 5: hands flail around. For those people that can't.
Speaker 1: See, dirty Sanchez. What are your thoughts?
Speaker 2: You believe in twin flames?
Speaker 1: You get down with that or or what?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 21: I don't I but I did want to say there
Speaker 21: was I think there's a two different cults that are
Speaker 21: being mixed up. There was like the Mother God one.
Speaker 21: She was the one that died and they continued to
Speaker 21: pretend she was alive and they like posted her up
Speaker 21: and the twin Flame ones. They did like an online
Speaker 21: where they tried to connect people and make them fall
Speaker 21: in love, like even going so far as to like
Speaker 21: telling people you're a lesbian or you're gay, and you
Speaker 21: should be with these.
Speaker 4: But it was Mother God that died.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, yeah, yeah, I just looked it up too.
Speaker 1: It's called Love has Won the Cults of Mother God. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, I watched it. Do you remember, because I'm like,
Speaker 4: I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I watch a lot of cult shows. I just find
Speaker 1: them so fucking fascinating. So yeah, I definitely could mix
Speaker 1: those two up. Both crazy, both absolutely fucking crazy. Stone Platypus,
Speaker 1: go ahead, sir.
Speaker 14: Speaking of colts, did y'all have either have any of
Speaker 14: y'all heard of the Nixium cult?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did an episode on it a long time ago. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the the chick from Smallville was one of the more
Speaker 2: famous people that got brought down for bringing women into
Speaker 2: the horrum.
Speaker 14: Actually, actually it was both and I which it was
Speaker 14: both Alison Mack and uh oh fuck I used I
Speaker 14: know her name, Kirsten Uh, I don't think name. No,
Speaker 14: it's not Dunst that that that's the bitch I played
Speaker 14: Mary Jane. Yeah, which maturing would it would as he
Speaker 14: should have chose Ursula over Mary Jane in the Sammone's trilogy.
Speaker 11: I'm just saying, but.
Speaker 2: But to your point, Yeah, the Nexium cult was a
Speaker 2: h that was a wild one and these people bought
Speaker 2: it hook line and sinker until it all came crashing.
Speaker 2: Hopefully that guy rots in jail.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Also, Alison Mack was married and dude stayed married to,
Speaker 14: stayed faithful and still loved her all while she was
Speaker 14: in prison, and the day she got out of prison
Speaker 14: she filed for divorce. Also talking about the trim, saying
Speaker 14: how it comes from Greek? Uh mythology, y'all. Do y'all
Speaker 14: know the myth because I can tell you if you'd like.
Speaker 3: Does that have to do with Prometheus?
Speaker 11: No, Prometheus is the brother in law of Pandora.
Speaker 14: But no so originally, Uh, when Zeus in the myth,
Speaker 14: when Zeus created man, he gave he created him as
Speaker 14: the as what in alchemy would be the reader. See,
Speaker 14: they had one half was male, one half was female.
Speaker 14: They had one hand female, one hand male. They had
Speaker 14: forms and four.
Speaker 11: Legs, and their heart was that their soul was in
Speaker 11: trying into one.
Speaker 14: Well, Zeus thought this they would be too powerful of
Speaker 14: a creation, so he had them split in twain and
Speaker 14: scattered so that not because if they if it went.
Speaker 14: The thought was that if anyone actually found the soul
Speaker 14: mate and they actually linked sols there would be they
Speaker 14: would be very powerful in life.
Speaker 11: And also for diary.
Speaker 14: The goddess of love actually should be more related to
Speaker 14: the goddess of lust if you really think about it,
Speaker 14: because Eras, her son was the god of love, which
Speaker 14: would the Romans they did Cupid. She would actually be
Speaker 14: the daughter of both Zeus and Poseidon because Zeus. Zeus
Speaker 14: took imbued life into the into the seaphone, because she
Speaker 14: was formed from the seaphone.
Speaker 11: And I really like Greek mythology.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Yeah, I totally do too.
Speaker 1: Oh that Kristin, that is it? Kristin Kruk kruk cruk
Speaker 1: Okay yeah.
Speaker 14: No, No, she's a very beautiful woman, which is sad
Speaker 14: because like, how do you get out locked up and
Speaker 14: all that?
Speaker 2: Does she get the carving on her vagina as well?
Speaker 14: Uh no, she did not get that, which I'm happy
Speaker 14: for her, Like, don't bland yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Next Seam Cult for anybody who doesn't know,
Speaker 2: that was a part of the initiation, once you got
Speaker 2: to the higher level of enlightenment or status or whatever.
Speaker 2: The case was basically head dude in charge who was
Speaker 2: like basically just fucking every woman that was a part
Speaker 2: of his group. He would brand them with a knife
Speaker 2: on their vagina to mark his territory.
Speaker 3: It was a very very horrible, horrible cult.
Speaker 2: And then when you look at the guy, he is
Speaker 2: the most beta male, cook looking web designer.
Speaker 3: It geek dude.
Speaker 2: How did he get all of these women to believe
Speaker 2: his rhetoric and bullshit? I will never actually understand, but.
Speaker 14: It was.
Speaker 2: It was wild. There's been quite a bit of documentaries
Speaker 2: that have been done on the Next Seam of Cult.
Speaker 2: We did a pretty solid episode on it that was
Speaker 2: fucked three years ago. Yeah.
Speaker 11: I think I told you all about it then too,
Speaker 11: not as I don't know. I told you all about
Speaker 11: the Scientology.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and we did that Scientology episode because you
Speaker 2: told us about Operations snow White, when all the Scientologists
Speaker 2: people infiltrated the CIA and the FBI to remove files
Speaker 2: on l RON.
Speaker 3: That was wild and also very very factually true. It's insane.
Speaker 1: It does make me wonder the guy that was carving
Speaker 1: up the ladies' nether regions, was he like sucking the
Speaker 1: blood out too, like, you know, just with cuts to
Speaker 1: the nether regions. That seems to be a typical.
Speaker 3: Thing according to the first hand accounts.
Speaker 2: No, but it was like he judged them based off
Speaker 2: of if they showed any pain through the process.
Speaker 1: I mean, cheers to the ones that didn't show any
Speaker 1: pain during that.
Speaker 2: My god, there was one and she was one of
Speaker 2: the main ones on the documentary that was talking about
Speaker 2: it like she actually like went into a trans state
Speaker 2: of mind to like it's a trauma response. That's the
Speaker 2: only way to say it. She like removed herself from
Speaker 2: the situation, just gritted through it, and everybody else is
Speaker 2: applauding her for her bravery, and it's.
Speaker 4: Like, no, no, stop that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just got to ask or project.
Speaker 14: You know, I didn't know they did the knives because
Speaker 14: everything that I've all I've studied into it said that
Speaker 14: it was that they did it with a tattoo youn
Speaker 14: but with no ink.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, I that's why I did joker in
Speaker 11: my leg.
Speaker 4: Because it's not always been, but you know, it's not
Speaker 4: always been.
Speaker 1: Usually Yeah, yeah, Dougie, go ahead, sir, what are your thoughts?
Speaker 9: I was gonna actually bring up the movie The Universal Soldier.
Speaker 9: We were I think we were talking about that last
Speaker 9: live show. But I will also want to touch on
Speaker 9: the twin flame. I think it's kind of interesting because
Speaker 9: I'm a Greek Orthodox Christian, and when we get married,
Speaker 9: they believe that the soul of the husband and wife
Speaker 9: have become unified.
Speaker 2: I think this.
Speaker 9: Sounds like this twin flame theory to the point where
Speaker 9: it's actually really difficult, Like if someone that's Greek Orthodox
Speaker 9: wants to get a divorce, it's next to impossible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those are that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the the Ortho bros Are big into that. But
Speaker 2: also it's that is biblically speaking, that's what a marriage
Speaker 2: is supposed to be. It's two souls conjoining into being
Speaker 2: one body, one soul to never be separated, all these things,
Speaker 2: you know. And I'm a fucking two time loser as
Speaker 2: far as that's concerned, so it's not like I have
Speaker 2: any room to judge any fucking body. But yeah, that's
Speaker 2: uh is it? Let me ask you? In the Greek
Speaker 2: Orthodox religion. When you get married, is it considered a
Speaker 2: coveted marriage, Like in order to get divorced legally, you
Speaker 2: have to go through the process of the church first
Speaker 2: and then go through the law system.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So yeah, you have to go through the church first.
Speaker 9: But it's almost next to them possible because they feel
Speaker 9: like I have a Catholic say till death do us part.
Speaker 9: We don't party, you know, when we die.
Speaker 2: So you have to go through like your archdiocese essentially
Speaker 2: to get them to sign off on it. Yeah, on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ain't no way rude at that point.
Speaker 1: You don't You don't even divorce. You just like separating,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like change your fucking Facebook
Speaker 1: name and call it a day.
Speaker 3: Okay, strike a name.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: The other thing was, you guys are talking about Michael
Speaker 9: Jay White last live show.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 9: Universal Soldiers the original theories he was actually a Cajun
Speaker 9: French soldier and it was Jean Claude van Dam So
Speaker 9: I figured Jacob might be even more intrigued.
Speaker 2: I am, But hold on, they had Jean Claude van
Speaker 2: dam as a Cajun French soldier or like French legionnaire, like.
Speaker 9: Like like Cajun background. So I guess that's how they
Speaker 9: explained why he has a French accent or.
Speaker 3: A Belgium you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, no, I'm sorry. Cajun French sounds almost nothing
Speaker 2: like French or Belgium. That is, that's like bringing a
Speaker 2: Mexican to Spain and saying he's like one of it's
Speaker 2: like my brother in Christ. No, stop that.
Speaker 1: Imagine farmer friends saying we we you know, it's along
Speaker 1: those lines.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's that's a hot take.
Speaker 8: Check it out.
Speaker 9: He's played a casun boy, uh and some something else too.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't dislike him. I just I cannot see him
Speaker 2: playing a cage. It's the same with like a what
Speaker 2: was that movie where Channing Tatum played Gambit, one of
Speaker 2: these X Men's and he tried going on a cage
Speaker 2: in an accellent shot.
Speaker 3: It's like, first of all, Channing, stop that.
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 4: I thought it was good.
Speaker 1: That was that was Dead Bowl and Wolverine.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, it was Dead Wolverine.
Speaker 2: I don't dislike Channing Tatum as an actor, but don't fucking.
Speaker 4: I just loved how eccentric he was with it, right,
Speaker 4: and at that point it's insulting you have. Have you
Speaker 4: met some of the people down here?
Speaker 5: Have you seen the TikTok situation that is like TikTok people,
Speaker 5: Cajun people calling out other Cajun people.
Speaker 2: Because most them are full of shit. I'm sorry, no
Speaker 2: Cajun actually said shot every five fucking words. That's insanity. Now, yes,
Speaker 2: that's that's bullshit. And anybody who's doing that for the clicks,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm sorry, you're probably from the suburbs.
Speaker 3: Dog like stop that you ain't from about.
Speaker 2: To buy you.
Speaker 4: I've only met people, I mean, the only time they
Speaker 4: say it is when you have a baby.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. There was this one guy from Lafayette
Speaker 2: and we're in a Facebook graffa no laughy Lafayette and
Speaker 2: he was like, oh no, shall we do this over here?
Speaker 2: Shot we do blah blah blah shin And I'm like,
Speaker 2: first of all, fucking stop, I know that you're full
Speaker 2: of shit. No, we all talk like this, and yet shot, bro,
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking shot. Stop calling me that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like an hour away, like it's not even nice.
Speaker 15: He's not.
Speaker 2: There's like maybe a very small pocket and laughy that
Speaker 2: talks like that, and they're all over sixty five, Like
Speaker 2: you're not that guy.
Speaker 1: But anyway, that's like fucking Price Lablonde with Dolan and
Speaker 1: all that ship Toodlan.
Speaker 2: That's okay, come on that one dude that owns Price Lablon,
Speaker 2: he does talk like that. All his staff that try, no,
Speaker 2: it's they do.
Speaker 4: They're older ones though.
Speaker 5: Dou My my ex's grandpa that passed away like two
Speaker 5: years ago. Who we want to talk about cage and French.
Speaker 5: It took me as solid six years at best to
Speaker 5: be able to understand half.
Speaker 2: Of what he said exactly.
Speaker 4: But that's oh no, no, no, no no, And like
Speaker 4: it was very thick.
Speaker 5: It was very hard to understand, and I would like
Speaker 5: have to be really close to him and listen, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, I think I understand what he's saying.
Speaker 5: And like half the family like that's how they talked.
Speaker 5: They're but they're all older and like as it's gone down,
Speaker 5: it's it's less and less. I mean, I've met people
Speaker 5: that talk and I'm like, when I first moved here,
Speaker 5: is very hard for me to understand some people, but
Speaker 5: mostly there's a lot of people that it's not that difficult.
Speaker 5: People can pick me out in a heartbeat though that
Speaker 5: I'm not from here. Yeah, like in a heartbeat, you.
Speaker 2: You pronounce words different than do around here, and that
Speaker 2: I'm saying like incorrect. I'm not saying that in a
Speaker 2: demeaning way, but like, for instance, there's a city near
Speaker 2: here that we Gonzalez.
Speaker 4: Everyone I know, he's gonna say it Genda.
Speaker 3: Locally, we call it Gonzales.
Speaker 4: It's Gonzales. It's literally Gonzalez. Everyone.
Speaker 2: No one from here would ever say such things. That's
Speaker 2: how people are able to pick you out of a crowd.
Speaker 4: For the record, just saying it's it's Gonzales.
Speaker 2: Look. I understand that Louisiana English does not make sense
Speaker 2: in Americans. I'm aware of that, but we still rock because.
Speaker 5: I don't even hear Mexicans though, like any Spanish people
Speaker 5: say that, and I'm like, they say Gonzales, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, it's not named after the Spanish guy, my people,
Speaker 2: it's not named after you know it anyway.
Speaker 1: Claire said. Claire said, Jeffrey Starr actually speaks out heavily
Speaker 1: about keeping transgender issues away from kids.
Speaker 4: He does, he does.
Speaker 5: I have heard that about it quite often. He actually
Speaker 5: goes on a lot of podcasts and talk talks about that.
Speaker 5: He's fantastic and I will always, forever and always be
Speaker 5: a Jeffree Star fan.
Speaker 4: I own pretty much everything of his.
Speaker 1: Is that, uh is he part of like gays against
Speaker 1: grooming that whole thing.
Speaker 4: He is not a part of it, but he is.
Speaker 5: He has spoken out vehemently against it and just that
Speaker 5: you know, hey, I don't care what you do when
Speaker 5: you're eighteen, which I think it collectively we can agree upon,
Speaker 5: but it's he's against, uh, pushing it heavily.
Speaker 4: He's against like them taking.
Speaker 5: You know, synthetic hormones and removing their breasts and stuff
Speaker 5: like that when they're below eighteen years.
Speaker 2: Old, So.
Speaker 1: Castration at that point.
Speaker 4: That's kind of his jam.
Speaker 5: I will say, gays against groomers, those are a lot
Speaker 5: of interesting I follow a lot of them.
Speaker 1: We had one on the show one point in time. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: very interesting individual. All Right, So Dougie said, I'll put
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Star's meat in my mouth.
Speaker 2: There's that.
Speaker 4: Wow, doug you on something tonight.
Speaker 2: Boy, he's on a judgment, but like, are you by dog?
Speaker 2: There's no judgment here. But I'm just curious. That's a
Speaker 2: bold I'm.
Speaker 9: Just crazy and I just say, I just clicked on.
Speaker 4: What and then I remember that he has a farm
Speaker 4: in the beef yep.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Oh shut god, damn, you need to make a you.
Speaker 4: Need to make an a I thing with with him
Speaker 4: being like shot.
Speaker 2: Oh me, oh fuck that. No, I'm clearly not speaking
Speaker 2: with any kind of Cajun.
Speaker 3: Accent fucking.
Speaker 2: Gator yea. Oh God, thought about that, just like going
Speaker 2: fish with my brother and like wrestling a gator just
Speaker 2: for the contents of it. But like, I'm good, I
Speaker 2: don't need to damn.
Speaker 1: Timothy said this is back whenever he was still in,
Speaker 1: but he said wild. It's wild. Religion wasn't allowed to
Speaker 1: be brought up, and yet here we are again in
Speaker 1: and Claire said, are you referring to it being? Uh
Speaker 1: to it being brought up during the live And then
Speaker 1: Dougie said, Timothy, your name means one who honors God?
Speaker 1: So pretty interesting. Then Tony said, did he leave or
Speaker 1: get kicked out? Yeah, we kicked his ass out. And mm,
Speaker 1: that's funny that he had to bring his little boyfriend
Speaker 1: on to try and speak up for him too. I
Speaker 1: thought that was cute.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are you are like feeling all
Speaker 2: of the heat as far as he is concerned.
Speaker 1: Man, oh, he's a douchebag. I don't like people like that.
Speaker 2: I'm not denying that statement. I'm just like, man, he
Speaker 2: he pissed in your cheerios hard tonight.
Speaker 1: Well, there's just no pleasing people like that. I'm just
Speaker 1: not a fan. Yeah, Nora said, sitting in the corner
Speaker 1: eating cereal, watching watching random dudes crash out this live stream.
Speaker 1: This uh, this Tuesday live is lit. Yeah, Dougie said.
Speaker 1: Jacob and Raven got that Coach Klin playbook of show notes.
Speaker 5: Yo, we have so many notes, Like, we have like
Speaker 5: five notebooks right here, not including all the random papers
Speaker 5: that I have shit everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had to throw away so many stacks of
Speaker 2: notebook paper just because it's shit that we did three
Speaker 2: or four years ago that I know we're never going
Speaker 2: to revamp or redo.
Speaker 3: So it's like, eh, fuck it.
Speaker 4: I do want to hit the Emerald tablets. I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna lie good luck. I want to do it. I
Speaker 4: want to do it. I want to I want to
Speaker 4: go down this rabbit.
Speaker 2: It'll be a fun one to revamp. There are certain
Speaker 2: episodes that we've done in the past, Jonathan and I
Speaker 2: that I think could use a revamp or another look in,
Speaker 2: and the Emerald Tablets is one of them, don't get
Speaker 2: me wrong, but there's quite a few. For instance, the
Speaker 2: Ancient Adrenochrome.
Speaker 4: Episode, Yeah, do you want to hit that one?
Speaker 2: I would love to do another iteration of that. And yes,
Speaker 2: we will touch on the aztext with the washing of
Speaker 2: the obsidian daggers and all that, but I feel like
Speaker 2: there's a lot more as far as if we look
Speaker 2: at European or Africans, as far as like blood letting
Speaker 2: rituals and the adrenaline associated with it and the fork
Speaker 2: effects that these people claim to have gotten from it.
Speaker 2: I think there's way more to go on as far
Speaker 2: as ancient adrenochrome usage than we covered in that one episode.
Speaker 2: I think we could make a really solid another run
Speaker 2: of that, and there's there's quite a few, so good
Speaker 2: cult members be on the lookout for these, uh, these
Speaker 2: revamps to come about, for.
Speaker 1: Sure, Nora said, heading to bed. Love y'all except for Timothy, Uh.
Speaker 1: We we all have our own opinion about the show.
Speaker 1: But he didn't need to be a dick to our
Speaker 1: boys and our gal Raven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know, some people like Jonathan said, there's no plushing you, no,
Speaker 2: not at all.
Speaker 1: Stone Platypus said, agreed, hence why he shall be called
Speaker 1: Timmy the Cuckler.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: And then Dougie chimed in and said Timmy the Glizzy Guzzler.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 2: Nora said, when the glizzy a hot dog being called
Speaker 2: a glizzy? When did that come about? Because that is
Speaker 2: super home arm must be relatively new, it must be right.
Speaker 9: Let's get Timothy on and do an episode about Glizzie guzzling.
Speaker 2: He'll explain it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet he could do it very well. Actually, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just here, Nora said, third eye all the way close, Timmy,
Speaker 1: Timmy with the monochrome chakras, Timmy the fucking douche canoe.
Speaker 2: Nora, let's go, dude, here for the fucking noise tonight.
Speaker 1: Uh, Stone Platypus said, Timmy, No bitches, let's go, Nora said,
Speaker 1: Timothy with the tiny penis, all right, I'm.
Speaker 3: Out, Oh my god, only whole boy up tonight.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's not warranted, but see this, this
Speaker 2: is why I am also not worried about the colt
Speaker 2: of conspiracy going down the tubes. We have such a
Speaker 2: solid cult that we have developed over the years that
Speaker 2: we it's just gonna grow. It's just gonna get better
Speaker 2: and better and better as more time goes on.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Skunky said, Timothy could could not handle it. He
Speaker 1: does not know how to obey. Dougie said this Jonathan
Speaker 1: send off. Timmy ain't gonna bring the cloud to rain
Speaker 1: on the parade. Not gonna happen, buddy. I actually feel
Speaker 1: really good about that. Stone Platypus, said Timmy the Femi.
Speaker 1: Damn Yeah, Unfortunately, tim you know that's just what you're
Speaker 1: gonna be known as on the cult for a long time.
Speaker 1: Dirty Sanchez said, every time we come back from Nola,
Speaker 1: there's about two weeks where I go hard on the
Speaker 1: Cajun accent just to aggravate my kids. I get, I
Speaker 1: get up the I get up to the point that
Speaker 1: I can't stop sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But even still, even New Orleans, they don't have
Speaker 2: much Cajun accents. They have like big city accents. It's
Speaker 2: very remnant of like Brooklyn or Queens with like a
Speaker 2: Southern flair. Don't get me wrong, but you'd be very
Speaker 2: hard pressed. I mean very hard pressed to find a
Speaker 2: Cajun accent within the Jefferson Parish, let alone New Orleans
Speaker 2: proper across the river, which depends on which part of
Speaker 2: across which river. There's there's definitely a New Orleans pockets.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's pockets of different accents and there's I don't know,
Speaker 5: maybe I've just become tone deaf to a lot of it. Honestly,
Speaker 5: I could see that I don't hear a lot of it.
Speaker 5: But I also don't think that a lot of people.
Speaker 5: I don't hear a lot of accents from people.
Speaker 3: When you hear a true Cajun accent, it sticks out.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there's no if you if you meet people
Speaker 5: that have it is it is definitely strong.
Speaker 1: But I mean ever and big time.
Speaker 2: There's an example of one which I think he just
Speaker 2: said that he wants to come back as the coach again.
Speaker 2: I was like, come on, he just wants more coke
Speaker 2: and more sorority girls, which I mean, I get it.
Speaker 1: I can't blame it.
Speaker 2: I get it. He won, he brought us to a
Speaker 2: national championship, the hot tub of the sorority girls doing
Speaker 2: lines of coke.
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, say what you want about the man.
Speaker 3: He got results one time.
Speaker 4: Hey, I love listening to him.
Speaker 2: Bobby, he was literally Bobby go tgles.
Speaker 4: It makes me so happy every time I heard him.
Speaker 1: Talk Stone Platypus go rid of head. Sir, Actually it's
Speaker 1: time for your sendoff, my good man.
Speaker 13: It is.
Speaker 18: Yes sir, Yes, just want you blessed be the chaos
Speaker 18: must up from the Quick Boys.
Speaker 1: Lovely thank you, Samuel.
Speaker 16: Uh.
Speaker 1: Look, if you want to be a if you want
Speaker 1: to be a part of this conversation every Tuesday, maybe
Speaker 1: you'll get I don't know, a second rendition of Timmy.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that they're going to be NonStop. Maybe his
Speaker 1: boyfriend signs up for Patreon. Who knows. One can only
Speaker 1: wish at this point. But if you want to be
Speaker 1: a part of this conversation, you want to be able
Speaker 1: to h t bag people like Timmy on a regular basis,
Speaker 1: or you just want to join in on the conversation
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