Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful Friday, cruising into a
Speaker 1: three day weekend, a labor day weekend. Put a smile
Speaker 1: on your face and let's tackle some more questions. Shall
Speaker 1: in enjoy ourselves? Hey, Jesse? If jd Vance is the
Speaker 1: front runner for twenty twenty eight, who do you have?
Speaker 2: Is the VP? I have Trump?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not gonna be Trump, all right, not gonna
Speaker 1: be Trump.
Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong. It would.
Speaker 1: It would drive the left crazy. But it's time to
Speaker 1: let him go. We don't want a king. Trump himself
Speaker 1: would probably tell you that eight years is enough. George
Speaker 1: Washington knew it. Eight years turn around and give up power.
Speaker 1: And that's very difficult when you have somebody you like in.
Speaker 2: Charge, but.
Speaker 1: Never ending power for one man pretty much always ends
Speaker 1: up badly.
Speaker 2: Let him go. There'll be others.
Speaker 1: Trump is not the last, he's not the end. He's
Speaker 1: not the only hope. He is somebody who in a
Speaker 1: lot of ways moved the ball forward in saving this
Speaker 1: country from communism. Not perfect, certainly, all kinds of failures
Speaker 1: in there, I get that for sure. But he's been
Speaker 1: invaluable to us, invaluable to us, and we should always
Speaker 1: be appreciative of that fact while also.
Speaker 2: Letting him go.
Speaker 1: There will be others, all right, as far as VP goes,
Speaker 1: I would think it would be Rubio or Desantus. Look,
Speaker 1: Rhonda Santis. Randa Santis is a young man. He's in
Speaker 1: his forties. Of believe he's in his forties. He's been
Speaker 1: the best governor in America for a long time. He
Speaker 1: took Florida from being purple to being blood red, unapologetically
Speaker 1: smashed through every right wing policy you could possibly imagine.
Speaker 1: He surely can't be done. And I don't think he
Speaker 1: should be done, nor do I think he will be.
Speaker 1: By the way, if he's not the VP pick, he's
Speaker 1: going to land somewhere politically. But at that age, someone
Speaker 1: who's shown that kind of courage, I could see it
Speaker 1: being him. I could see it being Rubio, who's impressed me.
Speaker 2: I could see it.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know that I would support this,
Speaker 1: In fact, I probably wouldn't, but I could see it
Speaker 1: being Tulsi. She's making a lot of splashes, a lot
Speaker 1: of name for herself. Every time you turn around, she's
Speaker 1: on the news, saying things Trump likes.
Speaker 3: You've also found many bags of information I think they
Speaker 3: call them burn bags are supposed to be burned, and
Speaker 3: they didn't get burned, having to do with how corrupt
Speaker 3: the twenty twenty election was, and when will that all
Speaker 3: come out.
Speaker 2: Mister President.
Speaker 4: I will be the first to brief you once we
Speaker 4: have that information collected. But you're right, we are finding
Speaker 4: documents literally tucked away in the back of safes and
Speaker 4: random offices, in these bags and in other areas, which
Speaker 4: again speaks to the intent of those who are trying
Speaker 4: to hide the truth from the American people and trying
Speaker 4: to cover up the politicization that was led by people
Speaker 4: like John Brennan and James Clapper and others that have
Speaker 4: caused really immeasurable harm to the American people and to
Speaker 4: our country.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you a dark horse for VP.
Speaker 1: It's a super dark horse, but I'm going to give
Speaker 1: it to you. And I want to be clear, I
Speaker 1: have not heard any rumors at all, but I'll explain
Speaker 1: in a moment. Governor Greg Abbott of Texas, Now, this
Speaker 1: is not me pushing for it at all. I have
Speaker 1: not forgiven COVID tyranny and Texas may not have been
Speaker 1: you know, New York or California, but there was too
Speaker 1: much tyranny here for me. I'm not pushing for it,
Speaker 1: I'm not advocating for it. But Greg Abbot is a
Speaker 1: very ambitious human being. Greg Abbott is also a prolific fundraiser.
Speaker 1: He is very, very good at raising money. He is
Speaker 1: also a very savvy politician. It's always given press conferences
Speaker 1: like this is very simple.
Speaker 5: Hostile foreign adversaries like China, Russia, Iran and North Korea,
Speaker 5: as well as foreign terrorist organizations like trendare Ragua must
Speaker 5: not be allowed to own land in Texas period. They
Speaker 5: should not be allowed access to our.
Speaker 2: Critical Yeah, you got it, you got it now.
Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris asked, because he's in a wheelchair, he
Speaker 1: had a tree fall on him. It's a famous story
Speaker 1: here in Texas. But because he's in a wheelchair, he's
Speaker 1: paralyzed in the waist down, isn't that a negative? Again,
Speaker 1: I can't speak for the normies. It's not bothered Texans
Speaker 1: at all that particular thing. It's something he owns. And
Speaker 1: let me put this out there. What is one of
Speaker 1: the major things that is killing the popularity of the
Speaker 1: Democrat Party right now. In fact, it's one of the
Speaker 1: major reasons why young people are leaving the Democrat Party
Speaker 1: in droves, and for the first time in my life,
Speaker 1: young men and young women are signing up to be Republicans.
Speaker 1: They're mean, They're always lecturing everybody, always unhappy, screaming, scolding,
Speaker 1: mean all the time. Trump always looks like he's having fun.
Speaker 2: Jd.
Speaker 1: Vance can't get the smile off his face no matter
Speaker 1: what he's talking about. Looks joyful, jovial, and that is infectious.
Speaker 1: Democrats are always screaming and angry and mean. So let
Speaker 1: me ask you, there's such a thing as bait. What
Speaker 1: do you think the left reaction would be if it
Speaker 1: was Greg Abbott? What would they say? How long would
Speaker 1: it take a Democrat, probably the Democrat nominee, to insult
Speaker 1: the fact that Greg Abbott is in a wheelchair? They
Speaker 1: obviously this already happens in Texas with Democrats. It already
Speaker 1: happens if you're in Texas, which you're probably not, But
Speaker 1: if you're in Texas, it's something you see.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Governor, what was it?
Speaker 1: A Jasminekrockan who calls him government hot wheels already.
Speaker 2: Now that's look. I don't get offended. I'm not offended.
Speaker 1: But how unappealing would Democrats make themselves when Greg Abbott
Speaker 1: jumped in and they all started making wheelchair jokes? Go
Speaker 1: ahead and make yourself not jump in, Chris, Chris, we
Speaker 1: don't need you making jokes too. Why don't you guys
Speaker 1: grow up in here?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: If Greg Abbott reels in there at Chris, how long
Speaker 1: would it take for Democrats to immediately make themselves look awful?
Speaker 1: They have no control of their mouths, no control of
Speaker 1: their emotions, even if they didn't want to. They would
Speaker 1: stand up in front of a large crowd of their
Speaker 1: street animals calling for blood, and they would say something
Speaker 1: terrible five seconds into Greg Abbott announcing his candidacy that
Speaker 1: would make them look horrible and unappealing to everybody. Don't
Speaker 1: count out greg Abbott. I've not heard that before. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what I do know.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 1: What I do know is the twenty twenty election. Now
Speaker 1: this I know. No the twenty twenty election or no, no, no,
Speaker 1: was it twenty No? It was a twenty twenty four election.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. The twenty twenty four election.
Speaker 1: Remember Joe Biden was president and Donald Trump announced his
Speaker 1: candidacy very early, but before he announced that, I think
Speaker 1: this was twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two ish, maybe
Speaker 1: I was invited to and attended one of these very
Speaker 1: private things where it's a bunch of millionaires and a
Speaker 1: bunch of go peers discussing the potential field for Republicans.
Speaker 2: And it was.
Speaker 1: Widely known in this meeting that if Donald Trump had
Speaker 1: not declared that he was going to run again, that
Speaker 1: Greg Gabbot would have. Greg Gabbott was going to be
Speaker 1: part of that field. Again, don't take this as my
Speaker 1: advocacy for him at all, but I could see that.
Speaker 1: You have a long established governor who ran his money,
Speaker 1: speaks very well, he's very ambitious. I could see it.
Speaker 1: I could totally see it. That's all I'm saying, Jesse.
Speaker 1: You recognize we are threatened without right communism. You're also
Speaker 1: right they're not going to change. You even admitted in
Speaker 1: another episode we will eventually have a right wing dictator.
Speaker 1: So what are we waiting for? Your concerned the comedies
Speaker 1: will do the same to us, but they already are.
Speaker 1: Let's get the Commis before they get us Viva Franco
Speaker 1: and Viva Pinochet. The guy says, Okay, so my concern
Speaker 1: is not that the comedies will do the same to us,
Speaker 1: not about the whole dictator thing. My concern is living
Speaker 1: under one. I don't want a king. I don't want
Speaker 1: a dictator. I want to be free. I know as
Speaker 1: the communists continue to do more and more evil things,
Speaker 1: that I will be a minority in that, and that
Speaker 1: the people many of whom many of you are already
Speaker 1: crying out for one.
Speaker 2: I do not want one. I'm not interested. I want
Speaker 2: to be free.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday.
Speaker 1: Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com. Let's continue to get chop away at these
Speaker 1: things on what has been a magnificent Friday. Okay, so
Speaker 1: it was a couple of days ago, maybe yesterday, someone
Speaker 1: brought up the Holy Land trip we had gone to
Speaker 1: as a show me Chris, the whole crew, the whole
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show family, all of you, well not all
Speaker 1: of you, but the people who wanted to could afford it.
Speaker 1: We all went over to the Holy Land and someone said,
Speaker 1: where's the next one. Where's the next one. This guy
Speaker 1: has a suggestion, Egypt. He said, think of it this way.
Speaker 1: The Holy Land and Egypt are bookends of the Biblical story.
Speaker 1: There's an amazing Coptic community in Cairo. They have a
Speaker 1: church where from the story of Mary and Joseph they
Speaker 1: ran off and hit in Egypt in this particular church,
Speaker 1: and all other things related to Egyptian captivity documented in
Speaker 1: the Old Testament. Hey, Chris, absolutely fascinating. So Egypt provides
Speaker 1: additional context to all the Old Testament and New Testament.
Speaker 1: Having a sea cruise to Egypt would be an appropriate
Speaker 1: bookend to the cruise to Jerusalem, so on, so forth.
Speaker 1: I would also suggest Cairo Luxer and then the Nile River,
Speaker 1: so on and so forth. I I looked into Egypt
Speaker 1: one time because I really, really really want to.
Speaker 2: Go the history. It's a history thing for me.
Speaker 1: I want to see the pyramids, I want to see
Speaker 1: the Sphinx, I want to see these things. I want
Speaker 1: to walk into these Egyptian museums. Egypt is so ancient
Speaker 1: we don't realize. I mean, we don't really think about
Speaker 1: how ancient Egypt is. Thousands of years before documented, just
Speaker 1: just an ancient ancient place, ancient people, ancient history. I
Speaker 1: wanted to go so bad that AB and I at
Speaker 1: one point in time started looking at uh Disney. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you know this. Disney does vacations, vacations
Speaker 1: by Disney. They had an Egyptian one. I'm sure they
Speaker 1: still do. We eventually called it quits on that because
Speaker 1: we're so disgusted with everything Disney. We never wanted to
Speaker 1: give them another dime. So we called it quits and
Speaker 1: let it go and never went back. But that wasn't
Speaker 1: the only reason we called it quits on that one.
Speaker 1: It was very expensive, very very expensive. Don't roll your eyes, Chris,
Speaker 1: You of all people are not rolling your eyes at
Speaker 1: me for being cheap. How much was it, dude, I
Speaker 1: think it was now, it was long. It was like
Speaker 1: ten days or something. I think it was seven eight
Speaker 1: grand a person a person, buddy, Yeah, it was a lot.
Speaker 1: We were way stick or shocked, so we walked away
Speaker 1: because of the Disney thing. We were super stick or
Speaker 1: shot because of the price. And Egypt can be very unsafe.
Speaker 1: I know people who go to Egypt for business. In fact,
Speaker 1: I'm buddies with a guy who just got back not
Speaker 1: long ago, and not all of them, but a lot
Speaker 1: of them. They have security with them. There are security
Speaker 1: companies over there who they escort them along. I don't
Speaker 1: know that I want to bring my family to Egypt.
Speaker 1: If I would probably go myself, I'll tell you that
Speaker 1: I know that's probably wildly irresponsible. If it was me,
Speaker 1: maybe me and the Fellas, I would go. Then I'm
Speaker 1: not telling you not to go. If you have some dream.
Speaker 1: This is I'm not trying to dump on Egypt if
Speaker 1: you have some dream. The Islamic countries can be very,
Speaker 1: very dangerous to people who aren't Islamic, and to people
Speaker 1: who are they can be. And Egypt has been a
Speaker 1: place with a lot of upheaval, a lot of crime,
Speaker 1: a lot of violence. There's terrorism there. It would be
Speaker 1: on my mind. It would be on my mind. And
Speaker 1: I have spent some time in countries like that, as
Speaker 1: you were well aware, and it's on your mind. Hey,
Speaker 1: what's in the trunk of that car? Hey, it's crowded
Speaker 1: here in this shopping center. What's in that guy's backpack?
Speaker 1: It's on your mind.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: If I would be worried about my family, I'd also
Speaker 1: be worried about yours.
Speaker 2: How many.
Speaker 1: I think we had something like two hundred people come
Speaker 1: the last time we went. The show's grown exponentially since then.
Speaker 1: What if that's three hundred four hundred people kids? And
Speaker 1: there were kids, you know, since family show people listen
Speaker 1: as a family man, what are something happened to one
Speaker 1: of your kids. I don't know that I want that
Speaker 1: on my conscience the rest of my life. Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: way overthinking it. Maybe I'm being a dad too much
Speaker 1: when it comes to this whole thing. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I don't want that.
Speaker 2: Jesse.
Speaker 1: I rarely miss your podcast most days, but I'm faced
Speaker 1: with a terrible dilemma. Sometime in the nineties, my husband
Speaker 1: fell in love with the Subaru brand. He's had about
Speaker 1: four to five Foresters now two ascents. I'm on my
Speaker 1: second out back after tenure with the mom Van. We
Speaker 1: had a mom Van too. We drive to Colorado three
Speaker 1: four times a year, so I need some reliable all
Speaker 1: wheel drive in the mountains. Neither of us has ever
Speaker 1: voted for a dirty communist or even a Democrat, and
Speaker 1: our first option was Reagan. You often link Subru out
Speaker 1: back to your awful liberal and Peggy, am I going
Speaker 1: to need to switch brands to continue to hold my
Speaker 1: head high.
Speaker 2: Ha. No, get yourself. If you like subru get a.
Speaker 1: Subaru, go yeah, Look, it's not your fault they turned
Speaker 1: it into the Lesbaru. It's still a reliable car, a
Speaker 1: car that does well for gas mileage, a car that
Speaker 1: does well in the snow and ice. And if you
Speaker 1: like it, stick with it. It's not your fault. They
Speaker 1: ruined the freaking thing. Buy it, Go out your leg
Speaker 1: here and put on it. Coexists bumper. No, I'm kidding
Speaker 1: you get your soup brew. Don't be tainted on it
Speaker 1: just because I'm a jerk.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, a
Speaker 1: fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we're gonna
Speaker 1: keep rolling through these as fast as we can.
Speaker 2: Because I realized.
Speaker 1: The the end is nigh, Chris, isn't that Didn't I
Speaker 1: use that right?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: I did use it right. The weekend is not never mind,
Speaker 1: the weekend is nigh. Look, I'm gonna keep working on it,
Speaker 1: all right. I'm gonna keep working on it anyway, Jesse.
Speaker 1: Occasionally you mentioned trailers, old movies, whatever. Any comments on
Speaker 1: Liam Neeson's remake of The Naked Gun. We have heard
Speaker 1: good and not so good review use any comments. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if I can read the name of this family,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna set that aside. They didn't say that
Speaker 1: I could, Okay, So first I should explain that I
Speaker 1: am a huge fan of the old Naked Gun movies.
Speaker 1: I should also explain that I don't don't go to
Speaker 1: very many movies anymore. Into obs frustration, to my wife's frustration,
Speaker 1: I don't do many TV series anymore. We used to
Speaker 1: when we were younger. We would It was one of
Speaker 1: the things we did when we were off work. We
Speaker 1: would watch a TV show together. That's something couples too.
Speaker 1: I I'm so tired of all kinds of girl boss
Speaker 1: d I LGBTQ crap crammed into every freaking thing that
Speaker 1: I've essentially just kind of walked away from most entertainment.
Speaker 1: I know if I go to the movies, they're gonna
Speaker 1: do something like that. If I start a TV series,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be the first episode and I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to see the first training character. And she knows, she
Speaker 1: knows by now, she said, well, I lost him immediately.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be out that said.
Speaker 1: We went to as a family the New Naked Gun. Now,
Speaker 1: it's going to depend on the age of your children.
Speaker 1: It is by no means extremely wrong chi Or. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't I wouldn't say that, But it's not gonna be
Speaker 1: good for your six year old. All right, My boys
Speaker 1: are fourteen and sixteen. They were, in our opinion, old
Speaker 1: enough to handle a couple of crew jokes.
Speaker 2: Still be fine.
Speaker 1: There's no no nudy stuff or anything like that, but
Speaker 1: there are gonna be some Crewe jokes in there. I
Speaker 1: have not laughed that hard at a movie in years years.
Speaker 1: I was doubled over with laughter. I can't remember the
Speaker 1: last movie I saw that made me laugh as hard
Speaker 1: as that movie made me laugh.
Speaker 2: And it's so stupid. It's the dumbest humor in the world.
Speaker 1: And I love that. I'm not I don't apologize for
Speaker 1: that at all. We loved it. I loved it so
Speaker 1: much that I will watch it again when it comes
Speaker 1: out on DVD not DVD, sorry, when it comes out
Speaker 1: where you can rent it online. Okay, I will watch
Speaker 1: it again without hesitation.
Speaker 2: It was that freaking funny. I loved it, absolutely loved it.
Speaker 2: There Jesse.
Speaker 1: I work for a company that provides services for government
Speaker 1: funded daycare centers. Almost every place I visit has gay
Speaker 1: trans black Lives Matter plastered on the walls. Every time
Speaker 1: I see it, I wonder how we let things get
Speaker 1: this far out of control. Tell me how to fight
Speaker 1: this and begin reversing this madness. Daycare centers, day trans
Speaker 1: black lives matter stuff, daycare centers.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I want to We talk about this a lot,
Speaker 2: so I'll just spend a minute on it. It's Friday.
Speaker 1: He's a religious zealot, the communist is, and he will
Speaker 1: spread his religion wherever he is, wherever he is, in
Speaker 1: ways large and small. If he's the president, he's going
Speaker 1: to light up the White House in rainbow colors. If
Speaker 1: he runs a daycare, there's gonna be a gay flag
Speaker 1: on the wall and everything in between. If she runs
Speaker 1: a public library, the books about American history will be
Speaker 1: sent to the closet, and there's going to be tranny
Speaker 1: books on full display as fast as they can. Should
Speaker 1: I bring up that old audio of LaToya Raven. Now,
Speaker 1: in fact, Chris, grab that old audio of LaToya Raven.
Speaker 2: Now the Disney Chick.
Speaker 1: This is a chick who produces movies and TV shows.
Speaker 1: She gets a prestigious job at Disney. Disney is majorly wealthy, majorly,
Speaker 1: majorly powerful. We got this behind the scenes stuff from
Speaker 1: an internal meeting. Now, imagine what you would do if
Speaker 1: a dream job landed in your lap, how hard you
Speaker 1: would work to do the job.
Speaker 2: Well, listen to what she worked at.
Speaker 6: I worked at small studios most of my career, and
Speaker 6: I'd heard, you know, hear whispers, like I'd heard things like, oh,
Speaker 6: you know, they won't let you show this at the
Speaker 6: Disney show. And I'm like, okay. So I was a
Speaker 6: little like Sus when I started, But then my experience
Speaker 6: was bafflingly the opposite of what I had heard. The
Speaker 6: showrunners were super welcoming, Meredith Roberts and like our leadership
Speaker 6: over there has been so welcoming to like my like
Speaker 6: not at all secret gay agenda, and so like I
Speaker 6: feel like I felt like it was I mean, like
Speaker 6: maybe it was that way in the past, but I
Speaker 6: guess like something must have happened in the last like
Speaker 6: they're turning it around, they're going hard, and then all
Speaker 6: that like momentum that I felt like that sense of
Speaker 6: I don't have to be afraid. Let's have these two
Speaker 6: characters kiss. Let's in the background. Like I was just
Speaker 6: wherever I could, just basically adding queerness to like the
Speaker 6: if you see anything clear the show about them. But
Speaker 6: like I just was like no one would stop me,
Speaker 6: and no one was trying to stop me.
Speaker 2: Does that sound like a movie producer or a religious
Speaker 2: zeal it.
Speaker 1: This is how they operate everywhere they take power. And
Speaker 1: so when you say government funded daycare centers have Black
Speaker 1: Lives Matter flags, this is what happens when you allow
Speaker 1: your government to be filled with these vicious little communists.
Speaker 1: This is how they do things. Now that's the bad news.
Speaker 1: Here's some more bad news for you. Don't worry, it's
Speaker 1: gonna end with some good news. Here's some more bad news.
Speaker 1: We will all always, always till the day you die.
Speaker 1: You're going to struggle with this. You're going to run
Speaker 1: into this filth in this place or that place. It's
Speaker 1: in your boy Scouts, it's in your school, it's in
Speaker 1: your movies, it's in your government, it's in the daycare,
Speaker 1: it's everywhere. You need to think about communism, well, think
Speaker 1: about your country like a boat. Okay, it is a
Speaker 1: boat that's been out at sea for a very long time.
Speaker 1: Taking on water is going to be the norm. Finding holes,
Speaker 1: patching holes, and baling the water. It's not a once
Speaker 1: in a while thing, or you do it one time
Speaker 1: in your done thing. It's all the time, because the
Speaker 1: water is always looking for cracks, always looking for a
Speaker 1: way to get into your ship. That's how communism is
Speaker 1: with your country. The second we plug a hole here,
Speaker 1: it's gonna start seeping in there, and we'll have to
Speaker 1: patch that and bail and then as soon as we
Speaker 1: do that, boom, another one sprouts. We're gonna have to
Speaker 1: have to patch that and bail water, and then another
Speaker 1: and then another. The struggle is eternal because this is
Speaker 1: a this is a battle of good and evil. It's
Speaker 1: not a battle of Republicans and Democrats right and wrong.
Speaker 1: This is good and evil. As soon as the devil
Speaker 1: gets tired and hangs it up, then the communists will
Speaker 1: get tired of trying to destroy whatever it is you love.
Speaker 1: Until that day comes, our fight will continue on and
Speaker 1: on and on.
Speaker 2: But not without end. Your life will end before we win,
Speaker 2: but we will win in the end. We will.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a lot of struggle, a lot of fighting,
Speaker 1: a lot of hard work.
Speaker 2: We do have to patch. We do have to patch
Speaker 2: those holes. Hey, we do. We have to bail that water.
Speaker 1: When you find a communist anywhere in your life, purge
Speaker 1: them out. If they're on the school board, purge them,
Speaker 1: run against them, gone, run them out, bail the water,
Speaker 1: tear down the trainy flags, and get ready for the
Speaker 1: next fight, because I promise you one is coming. And
Speaker 1: stop patronizing companies that push this crap to There's a
Speaker 1: lot of them.
Speaker 2: It's hard. Nobody's perfect.
Speaker 1: Nobody can be perfect with their spending habits because so
Speaker 1: much of this crap has invaded corporate America. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: On a wonderful, wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
Speaker 1: I hope you are planning to take a load off
Speaker 1: this weekend, Spend some time with family, do something you
Speaker 1: enjoy on a nice, long labor day weekend. You know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do nothing? What, Chris, you know it's my
Speaker 1: favorite thing in the world. I'm gonna do absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1: I Am gonna watch a documentary, maybe two, maybe three
Speaker 1: maybe four. Nothing's gonna stop me. What Chris, what's that, buddy?
Speaker 1: No kids sports this weekend, by the grace of God,
Speaker 1: no kids sports at all.
Speaker 2: No nothing. It's me in History.
Speaker 1: I might come back. I am not promising you this.
Speaker 1: I might come back ready for a History episode.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, shoot, by the time we
Speaker 2: get back here, it might be a full blown revolution
Speaker 2: going on over there in the UK.
Speaker 1: We might have to go across the pond Chris in
Speaker 1: broadcast from there for.
Speaker 2: Tea and strumpets.
Speaker 1: And I don't think we can do that, buddy. I
Speaker 1: don't think they would allow us to do that. Maybe
Speaker 1: they would probably not if they're in the middle of
Speaker 1: a revolution. But this is where we need it.
Speaker 2: What this is? Yeah, an on the ground reporter. After all,
Speaker 2: it's journalist Jesse. There's just no one better.
Speaker 1: We love Jesse. He's the beast.
Speaker 2: Have I ever been?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I flew through England one time and the worst airport
Speaker 1: in the history of mankind London's Heathrow Airport. I've never
Speaker 1: seen such a kaka mami Keystone cops set up in
Speaker 1: my entire life. It was the most ridiculous, stupid thing
Speaker 1: I've ever experienced. You landed and you had to go
Speaker 1: get on a bus to the other terminal. But don't
Speaker 1: think this is like a normal shuttle to another terminal.
Speaker 1: It was like a twenty minute bus ride with stop signs.
Speaker 1: And it was the most ridiculous, stupid thing I've ever
Speaker 1: seen in my life. If I sound angry about it,
Speaker 1: that's because I'm still angry about it to this day.
Speaker 2: It was crazy. So no, I've never been. I've only
Speaker 2: flown through.
Speaker 1: My only desire to ever go, Although oh I like
Speaker 1: England very much, I'm a fan. My desire is the
Speaker 1: World War II history. I've told you before. I've been
Speaker 1: told that Churchill's bunker is still there, untouched. They left
Speaker 1: it alone, and so it's as well as is. But
Speaker 1: the food, we're talking ten fifteen hours of air travel
Speaker 1: for beans on toast.
Speaker 2: I'm out. I'm out.
Speaker 1: I just don't have a burning desire. But this is
Speaker 1: why we need one of those broadcast ships. We could
Speaker 1: sit off the coast, what, Chris, we could we could
Speaker 1: sit off the coast.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 1: I don't want tomatoes in my breakfast. I don't want
Speaker 1: tomatoes on Earth. I don't want tomatoes anywhere. Tomatoes are unworthy,
Speaker 1: And I'm just so full of bitterness at how often
Speaker 1: they destroy sandwiches with it. You'll have this amazing sandwich
Speaker 1: with some delicious meat and some delicious cheese, and then
Speaker 1: they'll just assault with this tomato that then just dominates everything.
Speaker 1: It's all you can taste. It's disgusting. Let's do some
Speaker 1: more questions, dear leather neck Jesse. My question for you
Speaker 1: is why doesn't houm what is wrong with you guys?
Speaker 1: Why doesn't Pam Bondy ever wear a skirt? Why does
Speaker 1: she refuse to show us her gams what? It's a travesty.
Speaker 1: And I know whatever, Semperfy and Mayor Mri always have
Speaker 1: a purple crayon as dessert. Pam Bondi's sixty years old,
Speaker 1: man sixty years old, and she's in Washington, DC, and
Speaker 1: she's the Attorney General. She can't be running around in
Speaker 1: a skirt like it's the pool at summertime.
Speaker 2: Okay, she can't. What Chris, Yes, there is a dress code, okay.
Speaker 1: And even if there's not an official dress code. She's
Speaker 1: the Attorney General the United States of America. She has
Speaker 1: to present herself professionally. And she's a sixty year old woman.
Speaker 2: She did come out and say this, which I don't.
Speaker 7: It's it going to have voters, Secretary Duffy right on
Speaker 7: our waterways, it is illegal to be under the influence
Speaker 7: and on a boat. So get a designated voter if
Speaker 7: you're out on our waterways, whether it's the Potomac or
Speaker 7: the Gulf of America or the Pacific.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I thought this was America. You know, freedom is
Speaker 2: not free, mister dictator.
Speaker 1: Want to be first to let you know, thanks for
Speaker 1: the show. My question is what's going on in Venezuela?
Speaker 1: Are we going to invade to install its true president?
Speaker 2: His name is Eduardo. Donald Trump is not an invaded guy.
Speaker 1: He has what he's been president for five years now
Speaker 1: in total, he's not invaded anywhere. The military actions he's taken,
Speaker 1: the ones he prefers if he has to take it
Speaker 1: is fly over there no casualties on our side, drop
Speaker 1: some bombs, you know, get in, get out. I don't
Speaker 1: think there's any way Donald Trump is going to invade Venezuela.
Speaker 1: I just don't see that as being a realistic thing.
Speaker 1: But clearly the show of force, I mean to have
Speaker 1: the naval assets we have down there, right now he
Speaker 1: takes this very seriously. And Venezuela, they did more than
Speaker 1: just become a socialist country, which they did, and now
Speaker 1: those poor people down there are starving. They became a
Speaker 1: socialist country and openly hostile to America. And this is
Speaker 1: one of those things that cannot go on without end.
Speaker 1: I'll never understand why weaker countries do this.
Speaker 2: Weaker countries, once.
Speaker 1: They get bad leadership, will routinely antagonize larger, stronger countries
Speaker 1: until they get smacked around. It happens all the time. Honestly,
Speaker 1: look at the Israel Homas situation. You could have just
Speaker 1: kept doing what you were doing, go stab a few
Speaker 1: Israelis a year and just get away with it, and
Speaker 1: it would have gone on. But you had to try
Speaker 1: to do some massive, thousand person raid, and now you're
Speaker 1: getting it all taken away from you. It's tappen time
Speaker 1: and time again. If you were the weaker, smaller person
Speaker 1: in it, in the bar where you are, be the
Speaker 1: nicest person in the bar, buy someone app here, all smiles.
Speaker 1: If you were the weaker country, stop giving speeches death
Speaker 1: to America this, and death to America that, and sponsoring
Speaker 1: drug cartels and everything else. You focus on being really,
Speaker 1: really polite, because if the United States of America eventually
Speaker 1: gets tired of it, there's nothing you can do to
Speaker 1: stop us from crushing you like a grape. That's a fact.
Speaker 1: Here's also a fact. You're about to have a great weekend.
Speaker 1: Take that phone of yours, put it in the drawer.
Speaker 1: Might you stash it for all three days? Read a book,
Speaker 1: watch a documentary, enjoy your family. All our problems will
Speaker 1: be here on Tuesday. I promise. That's all