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<v Speaker 1>It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful Friday, cruising into a

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<v Speaker 1>three day weekend, a labor day weekend. Put a smile

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<v Speaker 1>on your face and let's tackle some more questions. Shall

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<v Speaker 1>in enjoy ourselves? Hey, Jesse? If jd Vance is the

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<v Speaker 1>front runner for twenty twenty eight, who do you have?

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<v Speaker 2>Is the VP? I have Trump?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's not gonna be Trump, all right, not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't get me wrong. It would.

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<v Speaker 1>It would drive the left crazy. But it's time to

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<v Speaker 1>let him go. We don't want a king. Trump himself

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<v Speaker 1>would probably tell you that eight years is enough. George

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<v Speaker 1>Washington knew it. Eight years turn around and give up power.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's very difficult when you have somebody you like in.

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<v Speaker 2>Charge, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Never ending power for one man pretty much always ends

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<v Speaker 1>up badly.

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<v Speaker 2>Let him go. There'll be others.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump is not the last, he's not the end. He's

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<v Speaker 1>not the only hope. He is somebody who in a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of ways moved the ball forward in saving this

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<v Speaker 1>country from communism. Not perfect, certainly, all kinds of failures

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<v Speaker 1>in there, I get that for sure. But he's been

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<v Speaker 1>invaluable to us, invaluable to us, and we should always

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<v Speaker 1>be appreciative of that fact while also.

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<v Speaker 2>Letting him go.

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<v Speaker 1>There will be others, all right, as far as VP goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I would think it would be Rubio or Desantus. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>Rhonda Santis. Randa Santis is a young man. He's in

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<v Speaker 1>his forties. Of believe he's in his forties. He's been

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<v Speaker 1>the best governor in America for a long time. He

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<v Speaker 1>took Florida from being purple to being blood red, unapologetically

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<v Speaker 1>smashed through every right wing policy you could possibly imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>He surely can't be done. And I don't think he

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<v Speaker 1>should be done, nor do I think he will be.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, if he's not the VP pick, he's

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<v Speaker 1>going to land somewhere politically. But at that age, someone

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<v Speaker 1>who's shown that kind of courage, I could see it

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<v Speaker 1>being him. I could see it being Rubio, who's impressed me.

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<v Speaker 2>I could see it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't know that I would support this,

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, I probably wouldn't, but I could see it

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<v Speaker 1>being Tulsi. She's making a lot of splashes, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of name for herself. Every time you turn around, she's

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<v Speaker 1>on the news, saying things Trump likes.

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<v Speaker 3>You've also found many bags of information I think they

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<v Speaker 3>call them burn bags are supposed to be burned, and

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't get burned, having to do with how corrupt

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<v Speaker 3>the twenty twenty election was, and when will that all

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<v Speaker 3>come out.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister President.

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<v Speaker 4>I will be the first to brief you once we

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<v Speaker 4>have that information collected. But you're right, we are finding

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<v Speaker 4>documents literally tucked away in the back of safes and

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<v Speaker 4>random offices, in these bags and in other areas, which

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<v Speaker 4>again speaks to the intent of those who are trying

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<v Speaker 4>to hide the truth from the American people and trying

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<v Speaker 4>to cover up the politicization that was led by people

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<v Speaker 4>like John Brennan and James Clapper and others that have

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<v Speaker 4>caused really immeasurable harm to the American people and to

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<v Speaker 4>our country.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you a dark horse for VP.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a super dark horse, but I'm going to give

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<v Speaker 1>it to you. And I want to be clear, I

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<v Speaker 1>have not heard any rumors at all, but I'll explain

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<v Speaker 1>in a moment. Governor Greg Abbott of Texas, Now, this

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<v Speaker 1>is not me pushing for it at all. I have

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<v Speaker 1>not forgiven COVID tyranny and Texas may not have been

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<v Speaker 1>you know, New York or California, but there was too

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<v Speaker 1>much tyranny here for me. I'm not pushing for it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not advocating for it. But Greg Abbot is a

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<v Speaker 1>very ambitious human being. Greg Abbott is also a prolific fundraiser.

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<v Speaker 1>He is very, very good at raising money. He is

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<v Speaker 1>also a very savvy politician. It's always given press conferences

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<v Speaker 1>like this is very simple.

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<v Speaker 5>Hostile foreign adversaries like China, Russia, Iran and North Korea,

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<v Speaker 5>as well as foreign terrorist organizations like trendare Ragua must

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<v Speaker 5>not be allowed to own land in Texas period. They

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<v Speaker 5>should not be allowed access to our.

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<v Speaker 2>Critical Yeah, you got it, you got it now.

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<v Speaker 1>Jewish producer Chris asked, because he's in a wheelchair, he

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<v Speaker 1>had a tree fall on him. It's a famous story

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<v Speaker 1>here in Texas. But because he's in a wheelchair, he's

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<v Speaker 1>paralyzed in the waist down, isn't that a negative? Again,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't speak for the normies. It's not bothered Texans

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<v Speaker 1>at all that particular thing. It's something he owns. And

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<v Speaker 1>let me put this out there. What is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the major things that is killing the popularity of the

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<v Speaker 1>Democrat Party right now. In fact, it's one of the

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<v Speaker 1>major reasons why young people are leaving the Democrat Party

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<v Speaker 1>in droves, and for the first time in my life,

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<v Speaker 1>young men and young women are signing up to be Republicans.

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<v Speaker 1>They're mean, They're always lecturing everybody, always unhappy, screaming, scolding,

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<v Speaker 1>mean all the time. Trump always looks like he's having fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Jd.

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<v Speaker 1>Vance can't get the smile off his face no matter

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<v Speaker 1>what he's talking about. Looks joyful, jovial, and that is infectious.

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats are always screaming and angry and mean. So let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask you, there's such a thing as bait. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you think the left reaction would be if it

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<v Speaker 1>was Greg Abbott? What would they say? How long would

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<v Speaker 1>it take a Democrat, probably the Democrat nominee, to insult

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that Greg Abbott is in a wheelchair? They

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<v Speaker 1>obviously this already happens in Texas with Democrats. It already

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<v Speaker 1>happens if you're in Texas, which you're probably not, But

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<v Speaker 1>if you're in Texas, it's something you see.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Governor, what was it?

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<v Speaker 1>A Jasminekrockan who calls him government hot wheels already.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that's look. I don't get offended. I'm not offended.

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<v Speaker 1>But how unappealing would Democrats make themselves when Greg Abbott

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<v Speaker 1>jumped in and they all started making wheelchair jokes? Go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and make yourself not jump in, Chris, Chris, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't need you making jokes too. Why don't you guys

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<v Speaker 1>grow up in here?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>If Greg Abbott reels in there at Chris, how long

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<v Speaker 1>would it take for Democrats to immediately make themselves look awful?

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<v Speaker 1>They have no control of their mouths, no control of

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<v Speaker 1>their emotions, even if they didn't want to. They would

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<v Speaker 1>stand up in front of a large crowd of their

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<v Speaker 1>street animals calling for blood, and they would say something

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<v Speaker 1>terrible five seconds into Greg Abbott announcing his candidacy that

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<v Speaker 1>would make them look horrible and unappealing to everybody. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>count out greg Abbott. I've not heard that before. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what I do know.

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<v Speaker 2>Though.

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<v Speaker 1>What I do know is the twenty twenty election. Now

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<v Speaker 1>this I know. No the twenty twenty election or no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>was it twenty No? It was a twenty twenty four election.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. The twenty twenty four election.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember Joe Biden was president and Donald Trump announced his

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<v Speaker 1>candidacy very early, but before he announced that, I think

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<v Speaker 1>this was twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two ish, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I was invited to and attended one of these very

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<v Speaker 1>private things where it's a bunch of millionaires and a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of go peers discussing the potential field for Republicans.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Widely known in this meeting that if Donald Trump had

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<v Speaker 1>not declared that he was going to run again, that

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<v Speaker 1>Greg Gabbot would have. Greg Gabbott was going to be

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<v Speaker 1>part of that field. Again, don't take this as my

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<v Speaker 1>advocacy for him at all, but I could see that.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a long established governor who ran his money,

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<v Speaker 1>speaks very well, he's very ambitious. I could see it.

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<v Speaker 1>I could totally see it. That's all I'm saying, Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>You recognize we are threatened without right communism. You're also

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<v Speaker 1>right they're not going to change. You even admitted in

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<v Speaker 1>another episode we will eventually have a right wing dictator.

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<v Speaker 1>So what are we waiting for? Your concerned the comedies

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<v Speaker 1>will do the same to us, but they already are.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get the Commis before they get us Viva Franco

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<v Speaker 1>and Viva Pinochet. The guy says, Okay, so my concern

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<v Speaker 1>is not that the comedies will do the same to us,

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<v Speaker 1>not about the whole dictator thing. My concern is living

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<v Speaker 1>under one. I don't want a king. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>a dictator. I want to be free. I know as

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<v Speaker 1>the communists continue to do more and more evil things,

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<v Speaker 1>that I will be a minority in that, and that

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<v Speaker 1>the people many of whom many of you are already

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<v Speaker 1>crying out for one.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not want one. I'm not interested. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to be free.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Let's continue to get chop away at these

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<v Speaker 1>things on what has been a magnificent Friday. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>it was a couple of days ago, maybe yesterday, someone

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<v Speaker 1>brought up the Holy Land trip we had gone to

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<v Speaker 1>as a show me Chris, the whole crew, the whole

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show family, all of you, well not all

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<v Speaker 1>of you, but the people who wanted to could afford it.

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<v Speaker 1>We all went over to the Holy Land and someone said,

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<v Speaker 1>where's the next one. Where's the next one. This guy

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<v Speaker 1>has a suggestion, Egypt. He said, think of it this way.

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<v Speaker 1>The Holy Land and Egypt are bookends of the Biblical story.

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<v Speaker 1>There's an amazing Coptic community in Cairo. They have a

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<v Speaker 1>church where from the story of Mary and Joseph they

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<v Speaker 1>ran off and hit in Egypt in this particular church,

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<v Speaker 1>and all other things related to Egyptian captivity documented in

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<v Speaker 1>the Old Testament. Hey, Chris, absolutely fascinating. So Egypt provides

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<v Speaker 1>additional context to all the Old Testament and New Testament.

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<v Speaker 1>Having a sea cruise to Egypt would be an appropriate

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<v Speaker 1>bookend to the cruise to Jerusalem, so on, so forth.

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<v Speaker 1>I would also suggest Cairo Luxer and then the Nile River,

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<v Speaker 1>so on and so forth. I I looked into Egypt

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<v Speaker 1>one time because I really, really really want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Go the history. It's a history thing for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see the pyramids, I want to see

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<v Speaker 1>the Sphinx, I want to see these things. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to walk into these Egyptian museums. Egypt is so ancient

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<v Speaker 1>we don't realize. I mean, we don't really think about

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<v Speaker 1>how ancient Egypt is. Thousands of years before documented, just

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<v Speaker 1>just an ancient ancient place, ancient people, ancient history. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go so bad that AB and I at

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<v Speaker 1>one point in time started looking at uh Disney. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you know this. Disney does vacations, vacations

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<v Speaker 1>by Disney. They had an Egyptian one. I'm sure they

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<v Speaker 1>still do. We eventually called it quits on that because

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<v Speaker 1>we're so disgusted with everything Disney. We never wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>give them another dime. So we called it quits and

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<v Speaker 1>let it go and never went back. But that wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>the only reason we called it quits on that one.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very expensive, very very expensive. Don't roll your eyes, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>You of all people are not rolling your eyes at

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<v Speaker 1>me for being cheap. How much was it, dude, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was now, it was long. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>ten days or something. I think it was seven eight

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<v Speaker 1>grand a person a person, buddy, Yeah, it was a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>We were way stick or shocked, so we walked away

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<v Speaker 1>This is I'm not trying to dump on Egypt if

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<v Speaker 1>what's in the trunk of that car? Hey, it's crowded

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<v Speaker 1>It's on your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>If I would be worried about my family, I'd also

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<v Speaker 2>How many.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we had something like two hundred people come

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<v Speaker 1>the last time we went. The show's grown exponentially since then.

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<v Speaker 1>What if that's three hundred four hundred people kids? And

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<v Speaker 1>as a family man, what are something happened to one

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<v Speaker 1>on my conscience the rest of my life. Maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 1>way overthinking it. Maybe I'm being a dad too much

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to this whole thing. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't want that.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>I rarely miss your podcast most days, but I'm faced

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<v Speaker 1>with a terrible dilemma. Sometime in the nineties, my husband

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<v Speaker 1>voted for a dirty communist or even a Democrat, and

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<v Speaker 1>our first option was Reagan. You often link Subru out

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<v Speaker 1>back to your awful liberal and Peggy, am I going

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<v Speaker 2>Ha. No, get yourself. If you like subru get a.

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<v Speaker 1>Subaru, go yeah, Look, it's not your fault they turned

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<v Speaker 1>it into the Lesbaru. It's still a reliable car, a

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<v Speaker 1>car that does well for gas mileage, a car that

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<v Speaker 1>does well in the snow and ice. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>like it, stick with it. It's not your fault. They

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<v Speaker 1>here and put on it. Coexists bumper. No, I'm kidding

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<v Speaker 1>you get your soup brew. Don't be tainted on it

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<v Speaker 1>just because I'm a jerk.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, a

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<v Speaker 1>fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>Because I realized.

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<v Speaker 1>The the end is nigh, Chris, isn't that Didn't I

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<v Speaker 1>use that right?

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<v Speaker 2>I did?

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<v Speaker 1>I did use it right. The weekend is not never mind,

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend is nigh. Look, I'm gonna keep working on it,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I'm gonna keep working on it anyway, Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>Occasionally you mentioned trailers, old movies, whatever. Any comments on

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<v Speaker 1>Liam Neeson's remake of The Naked Gun. We have heard

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<v Speaker 1>good and not so good review use any comments. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure if I can read the name of this family,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm gonna set that aside. They didn't say that

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<v Speaker 1>I could, Okay, So first I should explain that I

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<v Speaker 1>am a huge fan of the old Naked Gun movies.

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<v Speaker 1>I should also explain that I don't don't go to

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<v Speaker 1>very many movies anymore. Into obs frustration, to my wife's frustration,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do many TV series anymore. We used to

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<v Speaker 1>would watch a TV show together. That's something couples too.

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm so tired of all kinds of girl boss

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<v Speaker 1>d I LGBTQ crap crammed into every freaking thing that

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<v Speaker 1>I've essentially just kind of walked away from most entertainment.

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<v Speaker 1>I know if I go to the movies, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do something like that. If I start a TV series,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be the first episode and I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to see the first training character. And she knows, she

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<v Speaker 1>knows by now, she said, well, I lost him immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be out that said.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to as a family the New Naked Gun. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to depend on the age of your children.

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<v Speaker 1>It is by no means extremely wrong chi Or. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't I wouldn't say that, But it's not gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>good for your six year old. All right, My boys

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<v Speaker 1>are fourteen and sixteen. They were, in our opinion, old

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<v Speaker 1>enough to handle a couple of crew jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Still be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no no nudy stuff or anything like that, but

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<v Speaker 1>have not laughed that hard at a movie in years years.

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<v Speaker 1>I was doubled over with laughter. I can't remember the

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<v Speaker 1>last movie I saw that made me laugh as hard

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<v Speaker 1>as that movie made me laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's so stupid. It's the dumbest humor in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>And I love that. I'm not I don't apologize for

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<v Speaker 1>where you can rent it online. Okay, I will watch

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<v Speaker 1>it again without hesitation.

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<v Speaker 2>It was that freaking funny. I loved it, absolutely loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>There Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>I work for a company that provides services for government

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<v Speaker 1>funded daycare centers. Almost every place I visit has gay

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<v Speaker 1>trans black Lives Matter plastered on the walls. Every time

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<v Speaker 1>I see it, I wonder how we let things get

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<v Speaker 1>this far out of control. Tell me how to fight

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<v Speaker 1>this and begin reversing this madness. Daycare centers, day trans

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I want to We talk about this a lot,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'll just spend a minute on it. It's Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a religious zealot, the communist is, and he will

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<v Speaker 1>ways large and small. If he's the president, he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to light up the White House in rainbow colors. If

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<v Speaker 1>he runs a daycare, there's gonna be a gay flag

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<v Speaker 1>on the wall and everything in between. If she runs

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<v Speaker 1>a public library, the books about American history will be

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<v Speaker 1>books on full display as fast as they can. Should

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<v Speaker 1>I bring up that old audio of LaToya Raven. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>in fact, Chris, grab that old audio of LaToya Raven.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the Disney Chick.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a chick who produces movies and TV shows.

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<v Speaker 1>She gets a prestigious job at Disney. Disney is majorly wealthy, majorly,

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<v Speaker 1>majorly powerful. We got this behind the scenes stuff from

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<v Speaker 1>an internal meeting. Now, imagine what you would do if

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<v Speaker 1>a dream job landed in your lap, how hard you

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<v Speaker 2>Well, listen to what she worked at.

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<v Speaker 6>I worked at small studios most of my career, and

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<v Speaker 6>I'd heard, you know, hear whispers, like I'd heard things like, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, they won't let you show this at the

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<v Speaker 6>little like Sus when I started, But then my experience

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<v Speaker 6>was bafflingly the opposite of what I had heard. The

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<v Speaker 6>maybe it was that way in the past, but I

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<v Speaker 6>guess like something must have happened in the last like

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<v Speaker 6>they're turning it around, they're going hard, and then all

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<v Speaker 6>that like momentum that I felt like that sense of

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<v Speaker 6>I don't have to be afraid. Let's have these two

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<v Speaker 6>characters kiss. Let's in the background. Like I was just

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<v Speaker 6>wherever I could, just basically adding queerness to like the

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<v Speaker 6>if you see anything clear the show about them. But

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<v Speaker 6>like I just was like no one would stop me,

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<v Speaker 6>and no one was trying to stop me.

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<v Speaker 2>Does that sound like a movie producer or a religious

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<v Speaker 2>zeal it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how they operate everywhere they take power. And

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<v Speaker 1>so when you say government funded daycare centers have Black

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<v Speaker 1>Lives Matter flags, this is what happens when you allow

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<v Speaker 1>your government to be filled with these vicious little communists.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how they do things. Now that's the bad news.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's some more bad news for you. Don't worry, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna end with some good news. Here's some more bad news.

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<v Speaker 1>We will all always, always till the day you die.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to struggle with this. You're going to run

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<v Speaker 1>into this filth in this place or that place. It's

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<v Speaker 1>in your boy Scouts, it's in your school, it's in

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<v Speaker 1>your movies, it's in your government, it's in the daycare,

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<v Speaker 1>it's everywhere. You need to think about communism, well, think

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<v Speaker 1>about your country like a boat. Okay, it is a

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<v Speaker 1>boat that's been out at sea for a very long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Taking on water is going to be the norm. Finding holes,

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<v Speaker 1>patching holes, and baling the water. It's not a once

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<v Speaker 1>in a while thing, or you do it one time

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<v Speaker 1>in your done thing. It's all the time, because the

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<v Speaker 1>water is always looking for cracks, always looking for a

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<v Speaker 1>way to get into your ship. That's how communism is

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<v Speaker 1>with your country. The second we plug a hole here,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna start seeping in there, and we'll have to

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<v Speaker 1>patch that and bail and then as soon as we

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<v Speaker 1>do that, boom, another one sprouts. We're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>have to patch that and bail water, and then another

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<v Speaker 1>and then another. The struggle is eternal because this is

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<v Speaker 1>a this is a battle of good and evil. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not a battle of Republicans and Democrats right and wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>This is good and evil. As soon as the devil

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<v Speaker 1>gets tired and hangs it up, then the communists will

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<v Speaker 1>get tired of trying to destroy whatever it is you love.

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<v Speaker 1>Until that day comes, our fight will continue on and

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<v Speaker 1>on and on.

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<v Speaker 2>But not without end. Your life will end before we win,

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<v Speaker 2>but we will win in the end. We will.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a lot of struggle, a lot of fighting,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of hard work.

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<v Speaker 2>We do have to patch. We do have to patch

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<v Speaker 2>those holes. Hey, we do. We have to bail that water.

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<v Speaker 1>When you find a communist anywhere in your life, purge

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<v Speaker 1>them out. If they're on the school board, purge them,

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<v Speaker 1>run against them, gone, run them out, bail the water,

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<v Speaker 1>tear down the trainy flags, and get ready for the

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<v Speaker 1>next fight, because I promise you one is coming. And

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<v Speaker 1>stop patronizing companies that push this crap to There's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of them.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard. Nobody's perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody can be perfect with their spending habits because so

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<v Speaker 1>much of this crap has invaded corporate America. It is

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<v Speaker 1>the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 1>On a wonderful, wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you are planning to take a load off

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend, Spend some time with family, do something you

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy on a nice, long labor day weekend. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do nothing? What, Chris, you know it's my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite thing in the world. I'm gonna do absolutely nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>I Am gonna watch a documentary, maybe two, maybe three

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<v Speaker 1>maybe four. Nothing's gonna stop me. What Chris, what's that, buddy?

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<v Speaker 1>No kids sports this weekend, by the grace of God,

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<v Speaker 1>no kids sports at all.

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<v Speaker 2>No nothing. It's me in History.

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<v Speaker 1>I might come back. I am not promising you this.

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<v Speaker 1>I might come back ready for a History episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I mean, shoot, by the time we

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<v Speaker 2>get back here, it might be a full blown revolution

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<v Speaker 2>going on over there in the UK.

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<v Speaker 1>We might have to go across the pond Chris in

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<v Speaker 1>broadcast from there for.

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<v Speaker 2>Tea and strumpets.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't think we can do that, buddy. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think they would allow us to do that. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>they would probably not if they're in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>a revolution. But this is where we need it.

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<v Speaker 2>What this is? Yeah, an on the ground reporter. After all,

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<v Speaker 2>it's journalist Jesse. There's just no one better.

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<v Speaker 1>We love Jesse. He's the beast.

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<v Speaker 2>Have I ever been?

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I flew through England one time and the worst airport

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<v Speaker 1>in the history of mankind London's Heathrow Airport. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>seen such a kaka mami Keystone cops set up in

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<v Speaker 1>my entire life. It was the most ridiculous, stupid thing

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever experienced. You landed and you had to go

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<v Speaker 1>get on a bus to the other terminal. But don't

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<v Speaker 1>think this is like a normal shuttle to another terminal.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a twenty minute bus ride with stop signs.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was the most ridiculous, stupid thing I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen in my life. If I sound angry about it,

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<v Speaker 1>that's because I'm still angry about it to this day.

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<v Speaker 2>It was crazy. So no, I've never been. I've only

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<v Speaker 2>flown through.

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<v Speaker 1>My only desire to ever go, Although oh I like

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<v Speaker 1>England very much, I'm a fan. My desire is the

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<v Speaker 1>World War II history. I've told you before. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>told that Churchill's bunker is still there, untouched. They left

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<v Speaker 1>it alone, and so it's as well as is. But

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<v Speaker 1>the food, we're talking ten fifteen hours of air travel

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<v Speaker 1>for beans on toast.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm out. I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't have a burning desire. But this is

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<v Speaker 1>why we need one of those broadcast ships. We could

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<v Speaker 1>sit off the coast, what, Chris, we could we could

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<v Speaker 1>sit off the coast.

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<v Speaker 3>What.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want tomatoes in my breakfast. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>tomatoes on Earth. I don't want tomatoes anywhere. Tomatoes are unworthy,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just so full of bitterness at how often

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<v Speaker 1>they destroy sandwiches with it. You'll have this amazing sandwich

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<v Speaker 1>with some delicious meat and some delicious cheese, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they'll just assault with this tomato that then just dominates everything.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all you can taste. It's disgusting. Let's do some

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<v Speaker 1>more questions, dear leather neck Jesse. My question for you

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<v Speaker 1>is why doesn't houm what is wrong with you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Why doesn't Pam Bondy ever wear a skirt? Why does

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<v Speaker 1>she refuse to show us her gams what? It's a travesty.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know whatever, Semperfy and Mayor Mri always have

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<v Speaker 1>a purple crayon as dessert. Pam Bondi's sixty years old,

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<v Speaker 1>man sixty years old, and she's in Washington, DC, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's the Attorney General. She can't be running around in

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<v Speaker 1>a skirt like it's the pool at summertime.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, she can't. What Chris, Yes, there is a dress code, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And even if there's not an official dress code. She's

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<v Speaker 1>the Attorney General the United States of America. She has

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<v Speaker 1>to present herself professionally. And she's a sixty year old woman.

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<v Speaker 2>She did come out and say this, which I don't.

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<v Speaker 7>It's it going to have voters, Secretary Duffy right on

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<v Speaker 7>our waterways, it is illegal to be under the influence

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<v Speaker 7>and on a boat. So get a designated voter if

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<v Speaker 7>you're out on our waterways, whether it's the Potomac or

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<v Speaker 7>the Gulf of America or the Pacific.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I thought this was America. You know, freedom is

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<v Speaker 2>not free, mister dictator.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to be first to let you know, thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>the show. My question is what's going on in Venezuela?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we going to invade to install its true president?

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<v Speaker 2>His name is Eduardo. Donald Trump is not an invaded guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He has what he's been president for five years now

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<v Speaker 1>in total, he's not invaded anywhere. The military actions he's taken,

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<v Speaker 1>the ones he prefers if he has to take it

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<v Speaker 1>is fly over there no casualties on our side, drop

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<v Speaker 1>some bombs, you know, get in, get out. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think there's any way Donald Trump is going to invade Venezuela.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't see that as being a realistic thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But clearly the show of force, I mean to have

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<v Speaker 1>the naval assets we have down there, right now he

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<v Speaker 1>takes this very seriously. And Venezuela, they did more than

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<v Speaker 1>just become a socialist country, which they did, and now

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<v Speaker 1>those poor people down there are starving. They became a

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<v Speaker 1>socialist country and openly hostile to America. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>one of those things that cannot go on without end.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never understand why weaker countries do this.

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<v Speaker 2>Weaker countries, once.

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<v Speaker 1>They get bad leadership, will routinely antagonize larger, stronger countries

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<v Speaker 1>until they get smacked around. It happens all the time. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>look at the Israel Homas situation. You could have just

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<v Speaker 1>kept doing what you were doing, go stab a few

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<v Speaker 1>Israelis a year and just get away with it, and

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<v Speaker 1>it would have gone on. But you had to try

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<v Speaker 1>to do some massive, thousand person raid, and now you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting it all taken away from you. It's tappen time

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<v Speaker 1>and time again. If you were the weaker, smaller person

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<v Speaker 1>in it, in the bar where you are, be the

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<v Speaker 1>nicest person in the bar, buy someone app here, all smiles.

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<v Speaker 1>If you were the weaker country, stop giving speeches death

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<v Speaker 1>to America this, and death to America that, and sponsoring

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<v Speaker 1>drug cartels and everything else. You focus on being really,

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<v Speaker 1>really polite, because if the United States of America eventually

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<v Speaker 1>gets tired of it, there's nothing you can do to

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<v Speaker 1>stop us from crushing you like a grape. That's a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's also a fact. You're about to have a great weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Take that phone of yours, put it in the drawer.

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<v Speaker 1>Might you stash it for all three days? Read a book,

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<v Speaker 1>watch a documentary, enjoy your family. All our problems will

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<v Speaker 1>be here on Tuesday. I promise. That's all
