Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday. It's mugshot Monday.
Speaker 2: You're with Keisha. Hey Keisha?
Speaker 3: You hi.
Speaker 1: You guys loved during lock Up season seven, episode seven,
Speaker 1: and they just sprung it on us this week.
Speaker 2: Hey, next week, it's the last episode.
Speaker 3: That's crazy behavior.
Speaker 4: They made us wait all this time and then they're
Speaker 4: only giving us what eight episodes?
Speaker 3: Eight eight episodes?
Speaker 2: It has flown by, I know, and they're just like,
Speaker 2: and come in March thirteenth, Mama June, and we're like, now,
Speaker 2: hold on a minute, hold on a minute.
Speaker 4: You know, we got us spoiled that they would give
Speaker 4: us like a week or two week break and then
Speaker 4: we go right into the next season. Yeah yeah, well here,
Speaker 4: we may not get another season until May.
Speaker 2: That's the rumor.
Speaker 1: Now I've written to let me I'll just check my
Speaker 1: email real quick to make sure it didn't come in.
Speaker 2: Nope. I've written to my we TV person.
Speaker 1: To say, like, hey, we love it so much, what's
Speaker 1: the story. I'll probably get very minimal information, but we
Speaker 1: find ourselves in the next two weeks of having to
Speaker 1: come up with something to put in this spot. So
Speaker 1: I will be putting out a poll of sorts. I mean,
Speaker 1: people like sixty days in and we could find a
Speaker 1: different thing to do, but I don't know if they
Speaker 1: liked it enough for.
Speaker 2: Us to do it again.
Speaker 3: You know. Yeah, that's what's kind of what I was
Speaker 3: asking you last night. I caught it, dude, do do
Speaker 3: do do?
Speaker 4: Because some people are like, we just can't get into it,
Speaker 4: but yeah, we listened to the recap, but we want
Speaker 4: you to watch the show and listen to the recap totally.
Speaker 2: And then I.
Speaker 1: Was thinking a show that Kisha has never watched, which
Speaker 1: is Real Housewives of New York Season one.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: So I'm just sort of throwing some things out there,
Speaker 1: like things that are new because we will be on
Speaker 1: the ten dollars level of prime.
Speaker 2: We will be doing the Valley again.
Speaker 4: But they better bring it because after the Valley's Persian
Speaker 4: with Chef's Kiss, they better bring it this season because
Speaker 4: competition is on the block Persian Valley.
Speaker 1: I'm three behind, like I've watched, like I've watched like
Speaker 1: four or five.
Speaker 2: And I'm like three behind.
Speaker 3: It's so i haven't.
Speaker 4: Watched this week's episode, which was the finale, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I cannot believe the finale is already here.
Speaker 3: It was the best thing on TV.
Speaker 2: It was great. It was great from the from the
Speaker 2: half of it that.
Speaker 1: I've watched, so I was like, okay, so wouldn't it
Speaker 1: be great if that lined up with this break?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: It does.
Speaker 3: It's not Real.
Speaker 1: Housewives of Atlanta. That doesn't line up. So I would
Speaker 1: really love for a show to line up that we
Speaker 1: could watch week by week instead of having people go
Speaker 1: and find it and all that. But I just don't
Speaker 1: think it's gonna happen. We're gonna have to do an
Speaker 1: old show or rewatch, which is great because we love it.
Speaker 1: But we're ruminating. So just be on the lookout on
Speaker 1: Instagram at Pink Shade Pod for the pole I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put out a pole.
Speaker 1: I'll send it to you if you're a member of Prime,
Speaker 1: not Apple because they don't give a short email address.
Speaker 1: And we'll see, we'll see what we come up with.
Speaker 1: But we've got this weekend next week, and then something
Speaker 1: else is going to be in this spot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, what's the fuck?
Speaker 1: I hate change, I like for everything else. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I know what we do have this week?
Speaker 2: Love during lock up. They have once again.
Speaker 1: Teased this situation of Kaylee is that her name Kaylee and.
Speaker 2: Mickey Mikey that he's not gonna once again tease it
Speaker 2: and did not show it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I can tell you this. Okay. They are
Speaker 3: making it seem like.
Speaker 4: She's gonna go pick him up, and either he's not
Speaker 4: getting out or telling her someone else is picking him up.
Speaker 3: But this is what it's gonna be. I'm gonna predict it.
Speaker 4: Okay, he gets out and his probation officer picks him
Speaker 4: up and takes him to the halfway house instead of Kaylee.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, could be that's what I'm thinking. I'll have
Speaker 1: to go to the halfway house for two months or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good prediction because they do try to
Speaker 1: trick us.
Speaker 4: Look, we've been in this game far too long, at Sharp,
Speaker 4: we are peeping your game.
Speaker 3: You are not fooling us. My base may be covered
Speaker 3: up eyes, but I can still see you. I still
Speaker 3: see you, Matt Sharp. So so funny.
Speaker 2: Well, let's get started.
Speaker 1: So this is season seven, episode seven, Love during lock
Speaker 1: up a messy conundrum.
Speaker 2: When she said that she said a bloody connudmer.
Speaker 3: Oh bloody bitch, you are not a brit.
Speaker 2: Keisha.
Speaker 1: Was she talking on four time speed this week? She
Speaker 1: was talking even faster than this week than she hasn't.
Speaker 2: I was like, what is she saying?
Speaker 3: Very ray, She's so fascinating and funny to me.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 3: At the same time, there's just something.
Speaker 4: I think she's stupid as fuck, but there's just something
Speaker 4: about her that is just fascinating to me.
Speaker 2: She's very good TV. She is she is so all right.
Speaker 2: So we start with.
Speaker 1: Them, Gig Bonita and Mumu and Mummo. I just can't
Speaker 1: even I can't even believe I have to call this
Speaker 1: man Mumo.
Speaker 3: I just know a grown man shouldn't even want to
Speaker 3: be called mumum.
Speaker 1: Demand why not like momo or mo or damon Moo
Speaker 1: moo moo moo moo like a cow. So Moumo calls
Speaker 1: Banita and he goes, hey, what's up with those two
Speaker 1: locks at the storage unit? And she goes, I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe you're her mom did that?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Always sticks to your lie, always sits to your lie,
Speaker 4: even if you know it's gonna be on television, you
Speaker 4: still stick to your lie.
Speaker 1: He says, you're trying to play mind games with me,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Like I when I left there, there was one lock,
Speaker 1: and now there's two locks. I have no idea.
Speaker 2: At the doc and Eddie says, she's a very good liar.
Speaker 2: She's very manipulative.
Speaker 1: And when she starts says to lie, she just get
Speaker 1: real mad at me and he goes and then I
Speaker 1: don't know which ways what she's a manipulative, she's a genius.
Speaker 1: So then he tells her he got like a ticket
Speaker 1: or an infraction in jail a year ago and they
Speaker 1: were trying to say he was selling drugs in there.
Speaker 3: This is all a lie. He's making this up.
Speaker 1: Right, because he doesn't want her to pick him up right. Yes,
Speaker 1: and he says, and now my release date is all
Speaker 1: fucked up, and she's like what Now? This was funny
Speaker 1: because she took her phone off her shoulder, because that's
Speaker 1: her it's a phone and a parrot.
Speaker 3: It's the same time.
Speaker 2: This is her phone holder.
Speaker 1: Other people have like a pop socket or like an
Speaker 1: in your car or yes, she takes her phone off
Speaker 1: her shoulder, that means she's serious. And she goes, what
Speaker 1: what's going on? And she goes, is this another ploy?
Speaker 1: This is another trick? And he goes, hell, no, I
Speaker 1: didn't know I was going to be falsely accused of
Speaker 1: selling drugs. And I never knew it was going to
Speaker 1: come back and bite me in the ass when I
Speaker 1: was trying to get released. And now they're saying I
Speaker 1: can't go home when they said I could. And she goes, what,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I need you to be more supportive.
Speaker 3: I did. And they're both so manipulative. Yeah, because they're
Speaker 3: both lying.
Speaker 4: To each other and making up shit to buy them
Speaker 4: both more time to do shit they shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 1: Yes, nailed it, and she goes. He goes, I need
Speaker 1: you to be more supportive. I'm very upset. And she goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god. She goes, I've done nothing but show
Speaker 1: you love. I've had I've had your back. I paid
Speaker 1: your motherfucking lawyers. I've been sending you money. I put
Speaker 1: money on the commissary, I put money on your phone.
Speaker 1: What do you mean I am supportive? And he goes,
Speaker 1: what do worries that I don't I get to come
Speaker 1: home to my children. I'm getting concerned about the bigger
Speaker 1: picture here, and the bigger picture is I'm not getting released.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh.
Speaker 1: Talking to her, she says, I went from being mad
Speaker 1: at him to being sad with him, like all his
Speaker 1: kids are anticipating his release, and you know, he was
Speaker 1: calling me so I could calm him down and I
Speaker 1: should just not react. I need to be more understanding, understanding.
Speaker 1: But you know, now that I think about it, this
Speaker 1: is a little bit of a blessing because it buys
Speaker 1: me some more time.
Speaker 2: Yes, but it's a conundrum. It's a bloody conundrum.
Speaker 4: The wish she said that, and the fact that she
Speaker 4: is walking in this ill fitted black bubble half sleeve dress.
Speaker 3: Looking like a black duck the belly pop out.
Speaker 4: In everything, and then she says, fucking bloody conundrum.
Speaker 3: I lost it. She's hilarious, she's funny.
Speaker 1: So yes, she goes, well, what's your new release? He goes,
Speaker 1: h yeah, I want to expect you to ask me
Speaker 1: that question. So not sure, not sure, And she says
Speaker 1: she's very sorry that she was inconsiderate of his feelings,
Speaker 1: and he says, you know, I'm in here in time
Speaker 1: is the one thing I can never get.
Speaker 3: Back, especially when you're lying about it.
Speaker 2: He really played her on that one.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 2: I would have believed it. I would have leaved it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, most definitely. But he's a piece of shit
Speaker 4: because he's willing to not see his kids. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: he can spend time with his new girlfriend who he's
Speaker 4: never met in real life.
Speaker 1: So is he going to fake another coming out of prison,
Speaker 1: Like he's going to go to the prison and go
Speaker 1: in the lobby and then tell her to come that
Speaker 1: he's going to be here in the park lot.
Speaker 4: No, he's I mean, he's gonna do some super shit,
Speaker 4: like my mom's got to pick me up, or I
Speaker 4: gotta go to a halfway house. Like, I mean, they
Speaker 4: they are one and the same, the two of them.
Speaker 1: It's funny. It's funny, all right. So Jigi is headed
Speaker 1: to go see Mumu. Okay, she's gon go see him
Speaker 1: in prison, and she says it's family visit day. So
Speaker 1: she's not even sure if she can get in. She's
Speaker 1: never seen him in prison, and so I'm like, I
Speaker 1: had to stop and think about that because they did
Speaker 1: meet when they were on the outside and she was
Speaker 1: his hair braider, yes, and they dated, but they never
Speaker 1: kissed her anything.
Speaker 2: So they really didn't date.
Speaker 4: I mean he I think he went to prison pretty
Speaker 4: quickly after they they.
Speaker 1: Met, and he was with Bonita because he and Budita
Speaker 1: broke up while he was in prison.
Speaker 3: And they were also engaged.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, well they're still engaged. Actually, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: So she calls her mom from the car and she goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Mom, I just realized I put on
Speaker 1: the wrong bra. You're not allowed to have underwire, and
Speaker 1: then when you take if I take it off and
Speaker 1: don't wear a bra, you'll be able to see nibble rings.
Speaker 3: And I was like, what a bloody conundrum.
Speaker 2: What a bloody conundrum. That dress was not flattering.
Speaker 4: No, and I don't even think they would have let
Speaker 4: her in in that dress.
Speaker 1: Song they're supposed to wear like we've seen they going
Speaker 1: like like a sweatshirt, yeah, sweat.
Speaker 4: Anything form fitting or anything like that. They will tell you, hell, no,
Speaker 4: you're not getting in today.
Speaker 2: You can come in and be enticing these inmates with your.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and with your nipple rings showing. Yeah. So
Speaker 3: now breastless this all out because the mom.
Speaker 1: Says, are you all covered? And she's she was covered,
Speaker 1: but it was still tight. It was like a second skin. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing is, she's got a pretty good bod,
Speaker 1: so she wearing that tight thing, mate it to wear.
Speaker 4: All she needed was a pair of spanks on and
Speaker 4: she would have been good to go.
Speaker 3: But you know, she was a concern about that.
Speaker 2: So she says she has never kissed her, hugged me, moved,
Speaker 2: She's never even touched his penis, and she wished they
Speaker 2: could have conjugal visits. She wouldn't even care if the
Speaker 2: CEO's watch. She just needs a second.
Speaker 4: She has talked about his penis in almost every episode
Speaker 4: that she's been on.
Speaker 2: God, I hope it lives up to her expectations.
Speaker 3: I mean, I hope it does two because what are
Speaker 3: you gonna do?
Speaker 1: I don't know, what do you have to say? We
Speaker 1: see their instagram and they're together. But maybe I think
Speaker 1: he passed the test. I must have because they're still together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they had girth, lots of girth. So he calls her
Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm so excited. I'm on the way
Speaker 1: there to see you. And he's like, tell me how
Speaker 1: much you loved me? Really starts trying to talk dirty
Speaker 1: to her, say, okay, I'm walking into the building and
Speaker 1: you're talking to her.
Speaker 2: She goes, I've been let.
Speaker 1: Down so much in my life by so many different men,
Speaker 1: and I just know that a man named Mumu.
Speaker 2: In prison is my happily ever after.
Speaker 1: A man named Mumu in prison that's got four baby
Speaker 1: mamas is my happily ever after.
Speaker 3: This is where single women are in society right now.
Speaker 3: They have to resort to dirty dick prisoners because look,
Speaker 3: if a man is a prison, I just I don't
Speaker 3: know where your dick has been.
Speaker 4: And you got four kids that you know of that
Speaker 4: you because you know what once if you have four
Speaker 4: kids or four different dirty minders, my mama's I'm always
Speaker 4: gonna feel like there's gonna be a knock on the door. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and it's gonna be someone saying, oh, here's another kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or I did a twenty three mean guess what, daddy,
Speaker 1: I'm home.
Speaker 3: I love MoU moo, little.
Speaker 2: Little moo.
Speaker 1: Here he comes, okay, So okay. She goes into the facility.
Speaker 1: Thirty minutes later, she comes out and he calls and
Speaker 1: it's like, are you here?
Speaker 2: Are you coming?
Speaker 1: And she goes, they won't allow me to come in
Speaker 1: because it's family day, and also because I'm dressed inappropriately right,
Speaker 1: He goes, God, I was really hoping you were going
Speaker 1: to get to come. I got to talk to you
Speaker 1: about something in person. Now they've got her out there
Speaker 1: just standing under an I was like, let the girl
Speaker 1: get in her car. Yeah, Like, where's are uber at?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So we're talking head, he says, Listen, I never forget
Speaker 1: what I tell either one of them, Like, I got
Speaker 1: it all in the back of my head. But I
Speaker 1: want to be able to like clear my conscious. I
Speaker 1: want to be honest. When you lie, you have to
Speaker 1: keep up with it, and it's hard, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to break either one of their hearts, but I
Speaker 1: gotta like come clean.
Speaker 2: You know he's not coming clean with Banita. He's scared
Speaker 2: of her.
Speaker 3: I would be too. Bonita looks like she would break
Speaker 3: into the prison just to beat him.
Speaker 2: Up in her little black lululumon tennis skirt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna beat your ass.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I know somebody told you that
Speaker 1: there is some sort of phone holder that's for your shoulder.
Speaker 2: She just has it on her shoulder.
Speaker 4: No, I think she just has it on she's a pirate.
Speaker 4: She just says, and that's her parrot, like she just
Speaker 4: and it says.
Speaker 2: It's never it doesn't.
Speaker 3: It's scared of versus. It's scared of Verso it's like,
Speaker 3: I'm just like, i'na move. I'm gonna just be here.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like a it's a rubber backed thing and
Speaker 1: her skin is sticky.
Speaker 2: I don't know how it stays on there because he
Speaker 2: knows what Bonita, who knows she should brand that.
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Speaker 2: Okay, So.
Speaker 1: Aisha and Michel, So every time they put nine hundred
Speaker 1: and ninety nine years until release on.
Speaker 3: This, I just wow. For that shit. They are so
Speaker 3: wrong for that shit. When they do that, it's like,
Speaker 3: we know, Matt Sharp, we know, we know.
Speaker 1: So Aisha is going to see her daughter, Charnie and
Speaker 1: her grandkids, and her daughter's like, is your boot coming
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 2: It's just no, he's somewhere on his farm.
Speaker 3: He's just farming. He's farming them.
Speaker 1: Talking to she says, I do feel guilty for lying
Speaker 1: to my daughter, Like I told her he's a farmer
Speaker 1: and that's all she knows. Like it's hard that I
Speaker 1: can't talk to her about all of this, but I
Speaker 1: know now is the time to tell her when I
Speaker 1: go to visit. And it's gonna be hard because you know,
Speaker 1: Charnice is a CEO, a correction officer.
Speaker 2: But recently I met with.
Speaker 1: The lawyer and he said he can help my case.
Speaker 1: And we see the lawyer saying a bunch of lawyer words, right,
Speaker 1: but it's gonna cost four thousand dollars and that's a
Speaker 1: lot of money. And I'm the one taking on all
Speaker 1: the risk here, and then it couldn't if I not
Speaker 1: even work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what happens when you're dealing with the prisoner
Speaker 4: who has nine hundred and ninety nine years in prison,
Speaker 4: and she keeps going.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, these are trumped up charges. I was like,
Speaker 1: I thang, it's cocaine trafficking. So I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not great, and.
Speaker 3: She just believes all of it. It's like, no, these
Speaker 3: are pretty serious charges right here, and.
Speaker 2: There were a lot of them, if we recall. So,
Speaker 2: she and Anna Marie arrive and I wonder did the baby.
Speaker 3: Did the baby have its own plane seat?
Speaker 2: No, she's under too, she could sit in the lap.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's sitting them up the whole time.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure nobody on the plane looks sideways at her.
Speaker 1: When she gets on the plane with the baby doll.
Speaker 4: Well, some little kids like, can I hold your doll?
Speaker 4: She's like, oh, this is my real baby. What girl,
Speaker 4: this is my baby.
Speaker 2: Her name is Anna Marie. Put some respect on her name, right,
Speaker 2: And she says, where are the kids?
Speaker 1: She's there at school, and her daughter sits her down
Speaker 1: and just immediately starts doing her hair. She's like, I
Speaker 1: need to help you with your eyebrows. Your hair is
Speaker 1: light her and she's doing her mom's makeup. I'm like,
Speaker 1: is she a CEO or a makeup artist?
Speaker 2: What's happening.
Speaker 4: I'm just glad that she's basically in a very kind
Speaker 4: way telling her mom that she looks fucked up.
Speaker 2: She's like, a girl, who did your hair?
Speaker 4: And why do you still have this hair going on?
Speaker 4: Like the whole season she's kept this hair.
Speaker 2: She's like, what are you doing? Because because Chernee is cute, yeah,
Speaker 2: and her hair is great, and she looks like she's
Speaker 2: got got a nice house, she's got it together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she looks like she would not date a prisoner
Speaker 4: who's in prison for.
Speaker 3: Nine hundred and ninety nine years.
Speaker 1: So mom says, so tell me how it's going at
Speaker 1: your job as a CEO, and she goes, that's fine.
Speaker 1: They're just pushing my nerves because they've got nothing else
Speaker 1: to do. And she tells, Chernie, remember when I told
Speaker 1: you I was going to see that farmer, Well, I
Speaker 1: have something to tell you. He's in prison. And then
Speaker 1: she kind of looks at the camera because obviously Chernye
Speaker 1: knows that a conversation.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a show.
Speaker 1: But Charny's goes, no, you're not, and she says, she
Speaker 1: I know you're not dating somebody in prison, And she
Speaker 1: goes mom. She says, what's the crime? When's he getting out?
Speaker 1: And she goes selling drugs and.
Speaker 5: Uh life but with the possibility of parole, with the
Speaker 5: possibility She's like, what so outside Charney, because this is
Speaker 5: a joke.
Speaker 1: As far as I am concerned, My mother is single,
Speaker 1: so eligible bachelor's out there, tall, dark, handsome with money,
Speaker 1: hit my mother.
Speaker 3: Money.
Speaker 4: Don't come with the tall, don't come with the dart,
Speaker 4: don't come with the hansom.
Speaker 3: If you ain't got no money. It is a package deal.
Speaker 4: At first off, the first thing we want to know
Speaker 4: is do you have the money?
Speaker 3: Do you have the money?
Speaker 2: Because she has a good the mom.
Speaker 1: Yes, she does, has a good job and has the
Speaker 1: house and she's doing well in life.
Speaker 4: So they said for her hair, she's not doing well
Speaker 4: there now somebody and her pickers off.
Speaker 3: She's got a bad picker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also she thinks she's a rapper and that's
Speaker 2: a problem.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I forgot all about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, So Charnice goes mom, I bet he
Speaker 1: has at least two other prison girlfriends, and he's telling
Speaker 1: them the same thing. He's got nothing but time in
Speaker 1: there to try and pretend and call him, call you,
Speaker 1: and pretend to be the man that you would want
Speaker 1: him to be.
Speaker 2: It's all an apt yep. And she's like, huh, I
Speaker 2: don't think so what?
Speaker 3: Oh God?
Speaker 2: So the kids are there.
Speaker 1: The grandson's name is Legend and the granddaughter's name is Amani,
Speaker 1: and they are joking around because the because Charnice is
Speaker 1: like making him an after school snack, and they said,
Speaker 1: does the baby need to wash hers?
Speaker 4: I know, I love the fact that they think this
Speaker 4: is ridiculous, just like we all do.
Speaker 1: It was Sharnice because she goes, no, the baby doesn't
Speaker 1: need to wash her hands. And Arnie's cause she's got
Speaker 1: those forty year old hands of it.
Speaker 3: She does, that's funny.
Speaker 1: So I should charnye in the living room and she
Speaker 1: shows Charnie the charges on her phone and she says,
Speaker 1: but I do believe he's going to get parole. And
Speaker 1: I mean, he is my boyfriend, but I've never seen
Speaker 1: him in person. We just conversate on the phone, and
Speaker 1: we've really gotten to know each other. And so anyway,
Speaker 1: I met with this lawyer, but I'm going to need
Speaker 1: the money. And before she even gets it out, Charnye says.
Speaker 2: Like I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
Speaker 3: Yep, yep.
Speaker 1: And she says, why don't you work on meeting him
Speaker 1: in person first before you all this other stuff, which
Speaker 1: is a great.
Speaker 3: I agree, yes. So she says she.
Speaker 4: Don't even know his name still Michael, she's still calling
Speaker 4: him Michael.
Speaker 3: Oh right, well that's that is Michael.
Speaker 2: That's his name now, Michael, Michael. She's renamed him.
Speaker 1: So she set up a call with Michael so he
Speaker 1: can meet Scharnice and they do the FaceTime thing and
Speaker 1: Sharny says, so, what are your intentions with my mother?
Speaker 1: And he goes, well, I intend to uh date her,
Speaker 1: but you know, I was wrongly convicted and h Aisha
Speaker 1: has been nothing but a blessing to me.
Speaker 2: She's been so helpful.
Speaker 1: And Sharnice goes, she says, well, I'm a CEO, and
Speaker 1: so I'm trying to make sure you're not just jail
Speaker 1: talking my mama, and he is, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really ready to fight this conviction for my wrongful conviction.
Speaker 1: I'm really ready to fight it and I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta pay that attorney. Yeah, and Charny's goes, that's great.
Speaker 1: So your family helps you out with all that kind.
Speaker 2: Of stuff, and he goes, I mean if they can.
Speaker 1: And you know, Asha's been such a blessing, and she's like, bye,
Speaker 1: hangs out, yeah, because he's full of shit. Now outside,
Speaker 1: Sharnie says the talking head, and there's a lady behind her,
Speaker 1: just fully guardening.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I mean she is mining her business, perhaps
Speaker 4: trying to get a little cameras on, but not being
Speaker 4: obvious about it.
Speaker 3: I'm just back here gardening.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: She shut her ear up.
Speaker 3: She was like, like, what is going on.
Speaker 1: On the neighborhood group chat? Somebody wrote and said somebody
Speaker 1: go figure out what that camera crew is doing outside,
Speaker 1: and that lady, uh, let's for the teen. Susan said,
Speaker 1: all right, I got I'm gonna go out there pretend
Speaker 1: to trump those bushes.
Speaker 3: I'll go.
Speaker 2: She went out there and was like, pause, listen.
Speaker 3: Listen did they say prison?
Speaker 2: I said, prison?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, And.
Speaker 1: Then talking to Charnice goes, yeah, I'm a CEO. I
Speaker 1: see this all the time in jail. I cannot wrap
Speaker 1: my brain around this. I hate everything about it. I
Speaker 1: do not want this for my mother.
Speaker 3: Who would who?
Speaker 4: You know, It's bad enough that the man is in prison.
Speaker 4: It's bad enough that her mom don't know the man's name.
Speaker 4: Nine years in prison for cocaine.
Speaker 3: It's just bad.
Speaker 1: And he did he was like escaping, evading an officer,
Speaker 1: and like assault on an officer.
Speaker 2: Like it wasn't just that, it was all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was on parole when he did it,
Speaker 1: so it was the three strikes.
Speaker 3: Yep. He's a career criminal, all right.
Speaker 1: Uh, Monique and Titus.
Speaker 3: This is so stupid.
Speaker 2: It's so stupid.
Speaker 3: This seems to be Monique's last season on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just mad because she goes to you.
Speaker 3: I don't even care anymore.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: She just needs to never be It is just dumb,
Speaker 3: this is it.
Speaker 1: I hope she didn't really move to Cleveland. I hope
Speaker 1: she really does still live in Chicago with her sisters.
Speaker 1: I hope she really didn't move with this man.
Speaker 2: I hope that's all made up for TV now, Mary Kaye,
Speaker 2: I know that's what I'm hoping we watched.
Speaker 4: This woman as she dated a whole thimble. Now she's
Speaker 4: back again, dating a man named Titus, who she's never
Speaker 4: seen in real life, even though she moved States to
Speaker 4: be closer.
Speaker 3: Of course, she did move.
Speaker 1: Okay, So she's working on making her new house homie
Speaker 1: for when Titus gets released.
Speaker 2: When is he getting released? Six months?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: No, he's still not out.
Speaker 1: Her friend Jasmine comes over and they're gonna go get
Speaker 1: some furniture. For some reason, Jazz's got some big movment truck.
Speaker 2: I don't know why as she does.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I like Jasmine. I liked her guy.
Speaker 2: I liked her too, and the talking to have.
Speaker 1: Monique says, Jasmine also had a man that was in prison,
Speaker 1: so she can offer advice to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see if you take it. Let's see if
Speaker 2: you take it.
Speaker 3: She won't.
Speaker 1: Monique says, yep, I am going to visit him in
Speaker 1: prison tomorrow. And I do have this insecurity, like what
Speaker 1: if he's not attracted to me?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: And all that.
Speaker 1: So Titus calls and she and Jasmine at the furniture
Speaker 1: store sitting on a couch and he calls, and she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm at the furniture store. No, I'm all by myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just buy myself.
Speaker 1: And he says, so, if you're gonna buy a couch,
Speaker 1: how are you gonna get it all set up?
Speaker 2: And she says, I'm gonna call Jasmine.
Speaker 1: You shall help me, and he goes, no, he said,
Speaker 1: you don't need a whole party of people to set
Speaker 1: up one couch.
Speaker 4: Did you think that Monique was Monique and her Wig
Speaker 4: was going to carry a couch on her back.
Speaker 3: And put it in our house? What did he want
Speaker 3: her to do?
Speaker 1: I guess he wanted her to pay the two hundred
Speaker 1: dollars for the delivery where the people come and set
Speaker 1: it up for you. But if you don't have to
Speaker 1: and you've got a truck, why not you know.
Speaker 4: You've got a truck and friends for free, Yeah, to
Speaker 4: move it for.
Speaker 2: You, right, and probably can get it that day. And
Speaker 2: if you have to wait, probably need to get it
Speaker 2: delivered like in a few days or whatever.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: So they hang up and Jason goes, why did you
Speaker 1: just light to him and say that who cares if
Speaker 1: I'm with you looking at a couch, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to hear his mouth.
Speaker 2: You know, he gets so overprotective. He tries to.
Speaker 1: Keep me sheltered. He doesn't like me hanging around with
Speaker 1: my friends, even women friends. He didn't trust anybody. And
Speaker 1: she goes, I don't know why he's trying to strip
Speaker 1: me of my freedom just because he's stripped of his.
Speaker 3: Well, you're letting him do it. He wants you to
Speaker 3: be in prison too.
Speaker 1: Why on earth would he care if she was with
Speaker 1: her girlfriend looking at couches?
Speaker 2: Does he want to stay in the house?
Speaker 4: Why on earth does she need to tell him what
Speaker 4: the fuck she's doing?
Speaker 3: Period?
Speaker 2: Right right?
Speaker 3: Why are you giving him a step by step of
Speaker 3: your day? Yeah?
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: So in the Talking Head, Jasmin goes, I don't know
Speaker 1: what's going on here. She says, he's controlling. I'm not
Speaker 1: with it. Hell no, he's got to go.
Speaker 2: This guy is no you know.
Speaker 1: So they load the couch onto Jasmin's truck and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh god, we're gonna have the two of us. Can't
Speaker 1: get this couch in the house? Call somebody, I have
Speaker 1: to call Bud now Keisha. Back in the day before
Speaker 1: he was a canceled rapist, did you watch the Coffee Show? Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: do you remember every time Rudy she had a friend
Speaker 1: and she would come home from school and was Bud.
Speaker 3: But Bud I saw you could think about when he
Speaker 3: said Bud.
Speaker 2: Every time they said Bud.
Speaker 1: It's just like right now on before the ninety Days,
Speaker 1: Alisa's Boyfriend's name was Joshua, and it just reminds me
Speaker 1: of friends when Jennifer Anisa had a boyfriend named josh
Speaker 1: Joshua and they're like, why do you say it like that?
Speaker 2: He was Joshua's the same thing. It's just like Becky
Speaker 2: every time, so I said, Becky, I.
Speaker 1: Have to say it like that because of my old roommate.
Speaker 1: Becky's grandmother would call and be.
Speaker 3: Like, Becky, Okay, that is so funny.
Speaker 2: So when she said Bud Bud, like think a little
Speaker 2: rudiuxible Bud.
Speaker 3: Bud his eyes.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it was funny. God, that was funny. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry that show had to now be tainted. So anyway,
Speaker 1: she says, and here talking to and she goes, I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to avoid conflict with Titus because if Titus
Speaker 1: finds out that Bud helped me with the furniture, then
Speaker 1: he'll be mad at me. So anyway, Bud and his
Speaker 1: friend whoever that guy was, I didn't write his name down,
Speaker 1: they come over.
Speaker 2: They're helping with the couch. They're literally just pulling the
Speaker 2: couch out of the couch.
Speaker 1: That's it, bringing it in, getting the pack yourself off,
Speaker 1: and Jazz was like, that's her boyfriend. She's barely talking
Speaker 1: to him, and Titus calls. At that moment, by the way,
Speaker 1: she could have hit she could hig decline, you have
Speaker 1: all the.
Speaker 4: Power, and she's giving him the person in prison. She
Speaker 4: is giving him all the power over her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he says, what are you doing. She goes, well,
Speaker 2: I've just.
Speaker 1: Got Bud is here and his friend and Jasmine. They're
Speaker 1: helping get this couch set up. He said, why didn't
Speaker 1: you tell me that they were coming? And she goes,
Speaker 1: I didn't know, and he goes, when your eyes seen it,
Speaker 1: you knew.
Speaker 2: You should have told me. Well, she can't call.
Speaker 3: She can't call you. What do you want her to do?
Speaker 3: Send a pigeon?
Speaker 2: I mean, he said, you're insulting my intelligence. Why not
Speaker 2: tell me?
Speaker 1: And she's like, okay, okay, I'm talking to Titus goes,
Speaker 1: it's not that I don't want her to have friends,
Speaker 1: but I don't want her. I don't know how friendly
Speaker 1: they are are. And you know what, I'm locked up,
Speaker 1: so one hundred percent. Don't trust anybody out there.
Speaker 4: But you chose it your prison cousin to come over
Speaker 4: to her house with no.
Speaker 2: Problems, right, And that's a good looking guy.
Speaker 4: And I was gonna say, you're pretty good looking. Prison
Speaker 4: cousin was over there. And here's the why hasn't she
Speaker 4: shown this man her whole body?
Speaker 3: Why is she just still doing titsin.
Speaker 2: Up because she's uncomfortable with how she looks.
Speaker 3: What does she think he's gonna do when he's released.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think she's doing the old Bonita Bloody
Speaker 1: conundrum and is hoping that she could lose another home
Speaker 1: counsel before he gets out. Yeah all right, so okay,
Speaker 1: So Monque's like, listen, we.
Speaker 2: Just needed help with the couch.
Speaker 1: It was last minute, like you know, you didn't call me,
Speaker 1: and I just couldn't sit around the furniture shore waiting
Speaker 1: to figure out what to do. And Bud says, uh uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta go.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to go. We're gonna go.
Speaker 4: Because they can hear this conversation happening, and it's like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck we just helped her.
Speaker 1: Move, yeah, and now we got this guy in prison
Speaker 1: yelling at me, talking shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the.
Speaker 1: Talking edge goes. I feel so embarrassed that they all
Speaker 1: had to hear all of that.
Speaker 3: Well, they didn't have to hear it because you didn't
Speaker 3: have to have it on speaker phone either.
Speaker 1: True true, true, So, and Monique says, the way he's active,
Speaker 1: why would I drive three hours to see him?
Speaker 2: So of course she's excuse excuses. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she's getting ready and to go, and she's wearing
Speaker 1: an appropriate outfit. She's wearing like a T shirt and
Speaker 1: pants which sposed to wear. And she says, he's mad
Speaker 1: at me for having Bud and his friend over. And
Speaker 1: if I drive out there for three hours and he
Speaker 1: won't see me, we.
Speaker 2: Will be over. We will be over.
Speaker 3: Y'all won't, but you won't.
Speaker 1: So she's trying unclothes because she wants to be sure
Speaker 1: her boobs are nice and up. But I think it's
Speaker 1: the same thing with the what you can't wear a
Speaker 1: rob with you, you.
Speaker 4: Can't do with the Yeah, they can only d cloth
Speaker 4: can only do so much.
Speaker 3: With those girls.
Speaker 2: You gotta have me a Pulley system in the back.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she says, I'm nervous anxious about going, of course,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to face my fears.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go. They're talking to her.
Speaker 1: She says, when I was a little girl, I had
Speaker 1: a dream of a husband and a house and kids.
Speaker 1: And now I'm thirty seven and I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm ever going to have that dream. And going to
Speaker 1: the prison in prison is going to show him my commitment.
Speaker 4: You're not going to have that dream as long as
Speaker 4: you keep dating men who are prisoners, who can't buy
Speaker 4: you a house and who can't knock you up.
Speaker 2: All true.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she walks into the prison and she says, I
Speaker 2: can't believe I'm here. Huh. So she walks in and
Speaker 2: she says, you hear her say, I have a visit scheduled.
Speaker 1: And then ten minutes later she comes back out and
Speaker 1: gets in the car and she says, they're on some
Speaker 1: bullshit with me, Da da da da.
Speaker 3: So I don't know, Well, I think she didn't do
Speaker 3: something that she was supposed.
Speaker 2: To do on purpose.
Speaker 3: Uh uh huh.
Speaker 1: I bet you're right, Yep, you're right. Okay, Rich and Felicia.
Speaker 1: So we start with them where we left off. They
Speaker 1: are fighting about her friend K and girl, and he says, listen,
Speaker 1: if I am treating do you want me to treat
Speaker 1: Kay like my sister?
Speaker 2: And she says yes.
Speaker 1: He goes, well, then I'm gonna link up later and
Speaker 1: go smoke because that's what I do with my sister.
Speaker 2: How is that weird?
Speaker 4: It's weird because it's your girlfriend's friend and you just
Speaker 4: met her.
Speaker 1: That day you met her and now you day now
Speaker 1: we're best friends, are going to smoke.
Speaker 3: I mean, you got to know kind.
Speaker 4: Of trust the person before you get high with them.
Speaker 4: Why would you want to get high with her anyway?
Speaker 4: There's no reason for you to ever see this girl
Speaker 4: again until your girlfriend gets out and y'all have like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, du bonco whatever that fucking game is
Speaker 4: that people play, do pickleball or something like that.
Speaker 3: You have no reason to see K again. You like K?
Speaker 3: You like K.
Speaker 2: She's a real, live girl right in front of you.
Speaker 3: Not exactly.
Speaker 4: This was stupid on her part, and it's even stupider
Speaker 4: on his part.
Speaker 3: What's going on right here?
Speaker 2: So the talking head I already forgot her name Felicia.
Speaker 2: What does she say? Felicia said talalation, Felicia co relation.
Speaker 1: She says, I don't regret sending Kay to meet up
Speaker 1: with Rich because it just confirms what I was already feeling.
Speaker 2: It's something about him.
Speaker 1: I can't put my finger on it, but I will
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 3: Girl, It's it's a lot to put your finger on.
Speaker 3: He's sure he ain't cute.
Speaker 1: And we saw that he's arrested, baby saw he's been
Speaker 1: arrested a few times.
Speaker 3: Since the show.
Speaker 1: Oh really, these are these happened after the show? Okay,
Speaker 1: do we know if she's out that I don't know.
Speaker 1: Did she lead him to a life of crime?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 4: All this time he thought he was gonna mold her,
Speaker 4: and she's one doing all the molding.
Speaker 1: So two hours later at his house, which at first
Speaker 1: I was like, is this an airbean beat? No, there
Speaker 1: were personal items everywhere.
Speaker 2: So this is his house. You know, I'm always eyeballing.
Speaker 4: It and you can spot it it you can spot
Speaker 4: it within seconds seconds.
Speaker 1: So they talk and she says, look, you know, I've
Speaker 1: never been in a real relationship like you've been married,
Speaker 1: You've had a life like this is brand new to me,
Speaker 1: and when you're incarcerated, your mind can't be on the
Speaker 1: emotional stuff.
Speaker 2: You have to block it off.
Speaker 1: And you know, my feelings for you are really deeply
Speaker 1: involved and have a hard time turning it off. He goes, well,
Speaker 1: you gotta make your thoughts of reality, and you got
Speaker 1: to think happy thoughts and put those thoughts.
Speaker 4: I was like it, says the man who went and
Speaker 4: saw a psychic.
Speaker 2: I was like what?
Speaker 1: And she says, are you committed to me? Are you
Speaker 1: going to come and pick me up? And he goes,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're talking about. She goes, rich,
Speaker 1: are you in love with me? And he keeps just
Speaker 1: talking over her. It doesn't ever answer.
Speaker 4: And it's simple, yes I am, no, I'm not. Can
Speaker 4: you imagine this guy trying to sell you a fucking house?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I forgot he's a realtors a mm hm, And he goes,
Speaker 1: of course, of course, I'm in love with you, and
Speaker 1: are you gonna come pick me up?
Speaker 2: Are you in love with me?
Speaker 1: And he's like yes, yes, yes, So the talking head
Speaker 1: he says, our connection is ethereal.
Speaker 2: Ethereal is that the right word?
Speaker 1: And I just I just want her to come home.
Speaker 1: I just can't wait for her to be here.
Speaker 3: Then why aren't you gonna go see her? Exactly? I
Speaker 3: don't get it.
Speaker 1: In the talking head, she goes, Listen, I'm the type
Speaker 1: of person who will win regardless. He needs to prove himself.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm really in love with him, and I
Speaker 1: could be fooled easily. So she's basically like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come get to the bottom or whatever this bullshit is.
Speaker 3: And I just feel like she's the type of person
Speaker 3: who will kud a hoe. So his life is kind
Speaker 3: of in danger, and she's somebody with Theianna.
Speaker 2: Spicy allion from Louisiana.
Speaker 3: It's like, what that's that's too much. That's too much. No,
Speaker 3: you cannot do anything wrong. You cannot.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of lot lot Yeah, okay, Emily and.
Speaker 3: Justin Okay, so stupid.
Speaker 2: This was I agree stupid And did you hear.
Speaker 3: Let me make sure I say this right, Okay, that
Speaker 3: Liz also has worked at the brothel, and that Liz.
Speaker 4: I'm ninety five percent sure that's accurate, and that Liz
Speaker 4: stole Emily's sugar daddy.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I could see the second part. But I'm
Speaker 1: surprised about Liz working at the brothel because they were
Speaker 1: shaming her so heavily for her job.
Speaker 4: I said, ninety five percent, sure, that's accurate. So I'm
Speaker 4: going back through my rolodex to what I saw. Okay,
Speaker 4: but yeah, and then they still so they like to
Speaker 4: fuck the same.
Speaker 3: Okay. Well, unfortunately Emily didn't get to fuck the other guy.
Speaker 2: I no, RP.
Speaker 3: I feel yeah, RP.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's eighteen months until Justin's release. It doesn't happen.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I almost right, okay, Emily.
Speaker 4: Because it's like it's because it's like a side thing,
Speaker 4: and it's kind of like respectful, like we're in church
Speaker 4: talking about it.
Speaker 2: It's really bad.
Speaker 3: I was just bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So Emily says, I am getting worried that
Speaker 1: I'm just a wallet to Justin because he's in touch
Speaker 1: with that X and now he's asking for crypto, which
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: You can't get that in prison.
Speaker 1: So the only thing I could do is to meet
Speaker 1: up with his best friend, Brittany, who introduced us in
Speaker 1: the first place. I've never met Brittany in person. I
Speaker 1: could have sworn a couple of Episoddes Ago. Brittany said
Speaker 1: she and Emily had she hung out with her a
Speaker 1: bunch and then decided like she wasn't cool and didn't
Speaker 1: want to hang out with her anymore.
Speaker 3: I think you might be right.
Speaker 1: When Liz and Brittany met up at that bar or
Speaker 1: whatever and they were talking, I felt like Brittany said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did hang out with her and I thought she
Speaker 1: was cool, but we're not hanging out anymore.
Speaker 3: I think you're right.
Speaker 2: I mean, I almost might go back and look that up, because.
Speaker 4: You've got to you've got a cruise to get ready for,
Speaker 4: You've got a root canal or some other shit going
Speaker 4: on that you got to do.
Speaker 3: You're totally gonna forget about that.
Speaker 1: I know, but god, I really feel like I was
Speaker 1: like this, that would be bad for continuity if they
Speaker 1: left that in where she said i've never met we've
Speaker 1: never met in person.
Speaker 3: Okay again, I know.
Speaker 2: I expect you too much.
Speaker 3: Expect you really are. This is not Bravo TV.
Speaker 1: A giant burger arrives and she calls it a one
Speaker 1: pound burger, but I was like, this looks like a
Speaker 1: fifteen pound burger.
Speaker 3: That was the size of a large baby.
Speaker 2: It was gross.
Speaker 3: I thought it looked delicious. I'm like, I would want
Speaker 3: to take a buy to have that pickle on a side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, take up, take off, take off the mayonnaise,
Speaker 4: take off the tomato. Oh yeah, but you know me,
Speaker 4: I would be taking selfies with it and everything.
Speaker 2: Well, I know that part, but it's not a bite.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 3: It's so you have to cut it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then that the point of the burger is
Speaker 2: to get all the pieces all at once.
Speaker 1: If you can't even take a bite, you gotta like
Speaker 1: eat a little meat, eat a little pickle, eat a
Speaker 1: little lettuce.
Speaker 2: Is gross.
Speaker 4: Okay, there's not a human alive whose mouth opens that wide,
Speaker 4: although with Emily's career.
Speaker 3: She may be able to feed me Seymour, open it
Speaker 3: up wide and eat the whole fucking burger in one bite.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So Liz and Britney walk in. Can
Speaker 2: we just talk about Liz's shirt?
Speaker 3: And she thought she ate?
Speaker 2: She thought she ate, And I was like, girl, doing
Speaker 2: you got one boob up here? You got one? You
Speaker 2: move down here, yes you do. I could not get
Speaker 2: over the caddywompus boobs.
Speaker 3: You cannot walk into a place talking shit and your
Speaker 3: boobs are lopside it.
Speaker 2: You can't do.
Speaker 1: It, never in my life. So they walk in and
Speaker 1: Emily goes, what the hell is this hoe doing here?
Speaker 2: And I just don't blame her. Hell, this is wearing.
Speaker 2: Liz says, oh, whatever, you're trashy, and Emily goes, honey,
Speaker 2: look at you. You're at a family restaurant.
Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: You weren't dressed that much better because she had side
Speaker 4: booth rips all through her jeans and they both look like.
Speaker 1: Horse Yeah, and outside, Brittany says, you know, Justin's my
Speaker 1: best friend. Is like, Justine's my best friend, Like we
Speaker 1: got it, girl.
Speaker 3: You're still in love with Justin. Yeah, we guys want you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you put those three girls together, you're like
Speaker 1: one of these things is not like the other most definitely,
Speaker 1: you know. So Brittany goes, yeah, Justin is my best friend,
Speaker 1: and so I'm just gonna be there for him. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna be there for him. And I wanted to
Speaker 1: bring Liz to meet Emily to try to figure out,
Speaker 1: like why is he playing both sides? And Liz goes,
Speaker 1: She's just another ho, I don't give a fuck about
Speaker 1: I was like, again, Liz not hitting like you think
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: She she wants to be.
Speaker 4: She's so stupid to try to achieve any of the
Speaker 4: things she's trying to achieve in this episode.
Speaker 3: She she she doesn't get it. She thinks this is
Speaker 3: her moment, and and you blew with Liz. You have
Speaker 3: blown the moment multiple times.
Speaker 1: And I wonder if they thought they would be on
Speaker 1: other seasons.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say something and then forgive me for
Speaker 3: the thought, and then Justin messed it up, and then Justin, yeah, sad, sad, sad.
Speaker 1: So Liz tells her, look, I'm just here to confront shit,
Speaker 1: and then Like goes, okay, confront shit, and Liz goes
Speaker 1: here the thing, he's always been.
Speaker 2: Obsessed with me. The day he gets out, he's.
Speaker 1: Going to call me, and Emily says, keep lying, you
Speaker 1: fucking see word.
Speaker 3: And you next Tuesday, and the talking.
Speaker 1: Head Emily goes, Justin told me that when he and
Speaker 1: Liz were together, she always wanted nice stuff and he
Speaker 1: didn't have the money, so he had to go back
Speaker 1: to stealing things and breaking into houses to get money
Speaker 1: to buy her stuff. So it's her fault he's in
Speaker 1: there in the first place. I mean, it's just okay,
Speaker 1: he needs totally his fault.
Speaker 3: No, I can't afford that. Either you love me or
Speaker 3: you don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you want me to go back to prison?
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not gonna stay with a man who
Speaker 4: can't behind me the things.
Speaker 3: That I want.
Speaker 1: But you know, Liz says, I have the message just
Speaker 1: to prove that he's gonna call me right when he
Speaker 1: gets out, and Emily goes, okay, okay, let me see
Speaker 1: the messages. So Liz reads her some messages from Estay.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I'm gonna need to see that. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna she did. She did get the phone, she didn't
Speaker 1: because Liz was reading it. And she says, Justin said
Speaker 1: you were supposed to give him six thousand, and you
Speaker 1: left him.
Speaker 3: Down and dry.
Speaker 2: It's not the fris.
Speaker 1: Emily goes, okay, great, then you go ahead and send
Speaker 1: the money. Then and she goes, I did I did
Speaker 1: I send him? I'm six hundred dollars and he said
Speaker 1: that he was, you know, didn't have any money. And
Speaker 1: then we goes, I sent him three thousand dollars the
Speaker 1: day before and there and Liz and Brittany book up,
Speaker 1: that's a lie. You did not send him three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: That's a lie. You're just talking.
Speaker 3: Why does she make that up?
Speaker 2: She was like, it's not a lie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she I believe she really did do it.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, is it a lie? None of
Speaker 2: these people are reliable. I mean, we got two bang
Speaker 2: taills and a prisoner.
Speaker 4: And a girl that know God wants I mean, it's
Speaker 4: a circle of lies.
Speaker 2: Somebody wants to just not Justin, just not Justin. So
Speaker 2: all right, So.
Speaker 1: Brittany says to Emily, listen, Justin may just be lonely
Speaker 1: in prison, which is what I think this is. But
Speaker 1: when he gets out, he's not gonna put up with
Speaker 1: this shit. He won't. And she means her being a prostitute,
Speaker 1: which is interesting if Liz is also a prostitute. And
Speaker 1: Emily just starts throwing the burger at her for no reason,
Speaker 1: Liz is laughing her ass off. Liz thinks this is
Speaker 1: hilarious because.
Speaker 3: She this is not her first food fight.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I think also, Liz, if you're gonna like be pretend
Speaker 1: to acting on this show, you don't need to be laughing.
Speaker 1: You need to be like, oh, this is a serious
Speaker 1: food fight, like I should really be acting.
Speaker 2: But Liz just laughs.
Speaker 3: And Liz also looks like she's on something. Mmmm.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why she thought it was so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Outside, Liz and Brittany are standing there, and Liz says,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think Justin is probably just using both of us.
Speaker 3: Edit. There you go, Amen, hallelujah. We're done with the
Speaker 3: whole story and we've been that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Yes, And Brittany says yeah. And Emily is stupid if
Speaker 1: she keeps talking to him because he's making her look
Speaker 1: like Bubbo the Clown.
Speaker 3: It's okay.
Speaker 1: Now, you and I have talked about Bubbo the Clown,
Speaker 1: and I doesn't know.
Speaker 2: I don't you told me who that was, but now
Speaker 2: I've forgotten.
Speaker 3: But we also talked about Booboo the Fool.
Speaker 2: Oh right, And I don't know. I don't know any really,
Speaker 2: I don't know those cultural references.
Speaker 4: Let me look at it, and I think she was
Speaker 4: meaning Boo Boo de fool, not Bobo to clown.
Speaker 1: Bobo the Clown most prominently refers to Chester Eugene Bobo Barnett,
Speaker 1: a famous American circus white face clown who performed from
Speaker 1: the twenties of the seventies with pictures with appearances on
Speaker 1: The Ed Sulton Show. And it just looks like a
Speaker 1: typical like white faced clown. So that's Bobo the Clown.
Speaker 3: I think she really was trying to say, booboo fool
Speaker 3: you do. Yeah, she is stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look that up because I've forgotten what boo
Speaker 2: boo the fool is too.
Speaker 3: It's just your plan the full.
Speaker 1: Boo boo the fool is a slang term symbolizing gullibility.
Speaker 3: Okay, what I what I just said?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's you guys. I'm not That's what she meant.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm with it, sometimes I'm not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Justin calls uh Emily and of course right
Speaker 1: right on time.
Speaker 2: And she she is sort of she's.
Speaker 1: Hysterical enough to kind of not be making sense, like
Speaker 1: she is genuinely like not acting upset.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we don't always see that on the show.
Speaker 1: It seems like acting a lot, but not here. No,
Speaker 1: it was it was real raw emotions of how she felt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she goes we have big problems that bitch
Speaker 2: just threw a one pound burger in my face. I
Speaker 2: was like, now, girl, you started what.
Speaker 3: I find to be He's so funny?
Speaker 4: Is that that's how she started off the conversation, which
Speaker 4: it should have been.
Speaker 3: This bitch just.
Speaker 4: Showed me all the fucking proof that you're using me
Speaker 4: and using her, But she went straight to the food fight.
Speaker 3: She's that's the most important thing here.
Speaker 1: I'm covered in shit justin She says, you're done with
Speaker 1: your friendship with her, and she had no reason to
Speaker 1: bring Liz in here. Liz was brought in here, and
Speaker 1: she proved to me that you're still talking to her
Speaker 1: and you're and she's sending you money. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: She says, it looks like you're using me and Liz,
Speaker 1: and Liz says the two of you have a future.
Speaker 1: And then she says, I'm evidently nothing to you, and
Speaker 1: he says, no, you're everything to me, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I was texting with Liz because you left me in
Speaker 1: a spot. I had to make something happen, and I
Speaker 1: won't justify it.
Speaker 2: Was fucked up. Okay, Well, if you got three thousand
Speaker 2: from her and six hundred from Liz, you still don't
Speaker 2: have six.
Speaker 4: Thousand, and you also don't need six thousand dollars unless
Speaker 4: you have really.
Speaker 3: Really fucked yourself in prison. Yeah. Like, hey, here's my thing.
Speaker 4: If you fucked yourself that hard of prison, you better
Speaker 4: start fucking in prison and make up for it. Instead
Speaker 4: of borrowing money from these girls all the time, you
Speaker 4: better ask them how they know how to do this,
Speaker 4: how they knew that, how to do that, so you
Speaker 4: can get yourself out of trouble.
Speaker 2: He goes, Emily, I love you. I'm not letting go.
Speaker 1: Of this relationship. I'm sorry that I'm putting you through
Speaker 1: all of this. I'll do anything to fix it because
Speaker 1: I love you, and she goes, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to say, like she is so genuinely like really distraught. Yeah,
Speaker 1: talking head, She says, I gave up everything for this
Speaker 1: man who has done nothing but stressed me out, and
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if he's worth it. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if Justin is worth it. My fear is that if
Speaker 1: I walk away from him now, I will never know
Speaker 1: what the future holds.
Speaker 4: Huh what I think She's basically saying, I will never
Speaker 4: know if we could have been or not.
Speaker 3: M h.
Speaker 1: But well, it doesn't, and I wonder, I wonder if
Speaker 1: she like breaks up with him, and then I don't
Speaker 1: know we'll find out.
Speaker 2: Will we find out?
Speaker 3: No, No, we probably won't.
Speaker 4: Like we'll have to wait for them to do like
Speaker 4: some interview with according to Ambers, that key Key lady
Speaker 4: or something like that, because we don't know the timeline
Speaker 4: from when they stop doing the show.
Speaker 3: To you know, untimely death. I don't know next time
Speaker 3: on the season finale, Oh, thanks for telling.
Speaker 1: Us before Yeah Friday, okay, great. Monique tells Titus, you're
Speaker 1: gonna give me a baby, and he says, well, I
Speaker 1: can't talk about a baby till I get home. Well,
Speaker 1: no shit, no shit, Demand says Mumu says, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to figure out who's gonna pick me up, And
Speaker 1: Bonita is looking at her computer and she says, why
Speaker 1: are you trying to fuck with me?
Speaker 2: Demond? Now here's what I think I think.
Speaker 1: He gets out and has Gigi pick him up, and
Speaker 1: then Bonita goes looks at the computer and sees that
Speaker 1: he's released.
Speaker 4: He's been released because I she can do that, like
Speaker 4: he thought maybe she wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Of course she is, Yeah, of course she is She's
Speaker 2: like Lindsey level smart, you.
Speaker 3: Know, kinda is she's scary smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now, Kaylee, now we do see this.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to see it next week.
Speaker 1: Kaylee is standing outside of the prison and says, I
Speaker 1: left my son on his birthday to come and pick
Speaker 1: you up, and now I can't pick you up. Okay,
Speaker 1: So maybe his mother already picked him up. And they're like,
Speaker 1: we're down the street at the Jack in the Box,
Speaker 1: come meet us.
Speaker 4: She's like, yeah, it won't be as dramatic as what
Speaker 4: they're making.
Speaker 1: It seem like I agree. Aisha talks to someone, Now
Speaker 1: is this Michael's daughter? I couldn't quite understand this was
Speaker 1: his daughter. She says, your dad has life in prison
Speaker 1: and she says do what So if this is his
Speaker 1: daughter and she did not know he had life in prison?
Speaker 2: Unclear? Unclear.
Speaker 1: Then we see Emily crying hysterically about something did did
Speaker 1: justin pass away? Is she just upset about I don't know,
Speaker 1: she's crying, Oh, crying, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Please don't let this man pass away while they're filming
Speaker 4: this show.
Speaker 3: It's really bad.
Speaker 4: That would be so usually when we have a depth
Speaker 4: from this show, it usually happens after filming has wrapped up.
Speaker 4: We're not prepared as the professionals that we are to
Speaker 4: deal with an actual depth during the filming of it.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't want that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't want that either.
Speaker 2: I don't want that.
Speaker 1: And then I also don't want these three women to
Speaker 1: go on whoever's that girl that does the interviews where
Speaker 1: she's a fund spot during the interviews, that whatever that
Speaker 1: that blogger girl.
Speaker 3: I don't want.
Speaker 1: I don't want these women to all go and that
Speaker 1: start screaming at each other. I need We just want answers.
Speaker 1: We just want answers, answers.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: And maybe we can find her and Reddit.
Speaker 4: Maybe we could call his grandma, give her a bottle shirt,
Speaker 4: tell us everything.
Speaker 2: That poor grandma, she's been through some shit.
Speaker 3: You can tell.
Speaker 1: Well, I am going to go back and look a
Speaker 1: couple episodes back and I'm going to find and I'm
Speaker 1: going to find it. If she says we used to
Speaker 1: hang out all the time, but now I don't hang
Speaker 1: out with her anymore, okay, And I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Put it up against the cliff where she says.
Speaker 4: Your ass, your ass has zero's time to be doing
Speaker 4: this shit, but I go, I know you're going to
Speaker 4: do it because you won't be able to rest.
Speaker 2: It's really driving me crazy. It's really it is. She said,
Speaker 2: we used to.
Speaker 1: Be friends and we were hanging out, and now I
Speaker 1: don't hang out with her anymore, y'all.
Speaker 3: She she's not going to rest until she goes back
Speaker 3: and looks.
Speaker 2: I want to be proven, right, That's what it is.
Speaker 2: I want to be right.
Speaker 4: Well, you're talking to my dumb ass, so I'm just
Speaker 4: gonna assume you're always right.
Speaker 3: That's all right. I'm like, that's sound right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's that right. I'm always going to agree that's a mistake.
Speaker 2: That's a mistake, right. Uh, everybody, that's it.
Speaker 1: Make sure you are following listening to the Libra Lounge
Speaker 1: with Keisha, and remember that on Wednesdays, Keisha and how
Speaker 1: are doing a Welcome to Platform rewatch that's on the
Speaker 1: ten dollar level of Prime and the wedding episode of
Speaker 1: Love Is Blind is over there on Wednesday as well
Speaker 1: Bails and All. And this week on Thursday's episode, I'll
Speaker 1: be out of town, but I'm going to have an
Speaker 1: interview on Thursday's episode with Kimberly kim Balie of ninety
Speaker 1: Day Fiance, The Single Life, and I'm very excited. I
Speaker 1: love Kimberly and I'm excited to talk to her, and
Speaker 1: that interview will be on Thursday instead.
Speaker 2: Of a Bravo episode because I will.
Speaker 1: Be sailing on the high seas, hopefully not getting like
Speaker 1: roofied and people putting pineapples outside my door.
Speaker 2: Yourself, I'm getting very worried. Great concern has some good.
Speaker 4: She'll have some tall tails of tale if that does happen, well,
Speaker 4: she'll be like on.
Speaker 3: The fifteen dollars feet. You can hear all about my cruise.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like Lisa Renn and get roofied at
Speaker 1: the Trader's party, all right, and now that's crazy.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Everybody, I love you, mean it. See you later. Bye bye,