Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is mugshot Monday.
Speaker 1: I'm here with Keisha.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 3: Hey, we goold hey love. After lock Up Season seven,
Speaker 3: episode twelve, double released trouble, Keisha, I did listen to
Speaker 3: your interview about this?
Speaker 4: Oh thank you? Did you leave a five star review?
Speaker 3: I've already left line. I could do it again, but
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 4: Only I need to do it again. Oh, just do something,
Speaker 4: make it happen.
Speaker 1: You were pitching so hard about producer James at the
Speaker 1: beginning of the episode, but you never said what he did,
Speaker 1: so I'd like to know what he did, and.
Speaker 3: Now you don't remember.
Speaker 4: I do remember one thing. So the second thing that
Speaker 4: he did. The first thing he did is like I
Speaker 4: had something and had asked him about it for like
Speaker 4: a year and he's like, no, it's still there, and
Speaker 4: he lied. He finally passed up to it.
Speaker 3: So that was one week.
Speaker 4: I was pretty upset.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Then the second thing that happened was when I was
Speaker 4: doing that interview, I said, why don't we send them
Speaker 4: a link our own link to do the interview? Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, that's what I wanted to know.
Speaker 4: We're not doing that. We're just gonna do their link. Well,
Speaker 4: we almost did get the interview because we had to
Speaker 4: wait on them to send it. Yeah, And I was like,
Speaker 4: we could have not have had this at all. What
Speaker 4: if it had taken her like multiple days, and which
Speaker 4: it did take her two days to get it, uh huh.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I said, that was my call.
Speaker 4: I wanted it that way. And you thinking you're the
Speaker 4: smartest person ever to like land on Earth, you didn't
Speaker 4: do it. So yeah, I was two weeks in a row.
Speaker 4: He's played in my face and I don't.
Speaker 1: It's always best to send your own link so you
Speaker 1: have control. So you have control of the audio. It's
Speaker 1: your interview for your show. You needed to have the
Speaker 1: control of the audio.
Speaker 4: Well, you know he watches this, So I'm glad that
Speaker 4: you said that. And he was like, you know what,
Speaker 4: you're right, You were right.
Speaker 3: So I made some changes.
Speaker 4: He's gotten kicked out of a few things as far
Speaker 4: as the show goes, okay, And so yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: he had I never punish him like I'll say you
Speaker 4: need to do better, or I'm gonna do this. If
Speaker 4: you don't do that, I never follow through. Well, I'm
Speaker 4: following through all my threats.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, that's the way you train them. That's the
Speaker 1: way you train them. Yes, it is.
Speaker 4: And then he I told him, I'm just gonna get
Speaker 4: my own bank account. Okay, good, yeah exactly, he said
Speaker 4: why like he was just like walked around in like
Speaker 4: a shock for a day, trying to understand why I
Speaker 4: would do that. I'm like every woman should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 1: We had a lot of years where I did not
Speaker 1: have my own bank account because I stayed at home
Speaker 1: with the kids and I didn't have any money to
Speaker 1: put in there. So I had like money and like
Speaker 1: an IRA from a four oh one K from a
Speaker 1: previous job, like that kind of thing. But that wasn't like, yeah,
Speaker 1: still it's not money I can touch. It's still enough IRA.
Speaker 1: I may it until I'm sixty or whatever. And yeah,
Speaker 1: that was hard. That was hard because if I wanted
Speaker 1: to do anything that I didn't want him to know about,
Speaker 1: like buy him a birthday present or anything, he had
Speaker 1: to know about it. And it was it was rough.
Speaker 1: And finally when I did get like a little job
Speaker 1: at the store that I worked at for ten years,
Speaker 1: then I opened my own little account and put all
Speaker 1: my little tiny paychecks in there. And then if I
Speaker 1: wanted to get you know, my nails done or my
Speaker 1: brows done or something, and I just don't want to
Speaker 1: hear his bullshit, I would just do it without having
Speaker 1: to go through him, which is nice. And I got
Speaker 1: to say, you know, you make money on this show, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I just couldn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I told him, I said everything that I
Speaker 4: have told my daughter she should do, I'm not actually
Speaker 4: doing those things myself, right, And I said I need
Speaker 4: to stop that, and he's yeah, he walked around like
Speaker 4: a whipped dog like two days about that, and and
Speaker 4: he was like, so, what about you know our account.
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, I'm still going to use that too, right, our.
Speaker 1: Account is still our account, but I also have my account.
Speaker 4: Yes, He's like, that just doesn't make sense me. It's like, well,
Speaker 4: you're just gonna have to get used to it, because
Speaker 4: it's happening, buddy, It is happening. So okay, good for you.
Speaker 3: I'm proud of you.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you so much, thank you so.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: I would guess that lots of people on this show
Speaker 1: don't have that financial smartness. The only one that does
Speaker 1: is Michael. That's spelled wrong Michael. He seems to have
Speaker 1: some financial wits about him on this show.
Speaker 3: And I think it stops there. He did write me back.
Speaker 1: I did write him to ask about the Mickey mouse
Speaker 1: on his neck, and he wrote me back and said,
Speaker 1: it's covering his baby mama's name. Now, I don't know
Speaker 1: how fucking big that name was.
Speaker 4: It must have been pretty. It must have been my name,
Speaker 4: Rookie show. That's all that space, because that thing is
Speaker 4: huge on huge.
Speaker 1: And he said his family also calls him Mickey, so
Speaker 1: that's why.
Speaker 3: And then I did write Dia to say, here's.
Speaker 1: The math and wrote it out and we'd like to
Speaker 1: know the answer, and she wrote back, Hello, Pink, I
Speaker 1: will be making a video about this soon.
Speaker 3: I'm still waiting. Okay.
Speaker 4: Number one, we know, we know she can't count. She
Speaker 4: has to actually wait till her oldest daughter gets home
Speaker 4: from school to read whatever the messages are. It's probably
Speaker 4: tight for her because she's pretty dumb. And if we
Speaker 4: didn't already know she was dumb, this episode so reminded
Speaker 4: us how dumb she is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't believe in their love. I'll
Speaker 3: tell you that much. Well, I heard that he's back
Speaker 3: in prison already. Oh really, m hmm, that's rough.
Speaker 1: Well, let's start with somebody that I really hope is
Speaker 1: doing okay, and that's Kuresay and Brady. Because Brady is
Speaker 1: a struggling He is a struggling he is he was
Speaker 1: he was about to have a breakdown in that car,
Speaker 1: and God bless him. He wants to not be on
Speaker 1: drugs and he wants to not be on myth. And
Speaker 1: it's very, very hard, obviously to be an addict. And
Speaker 1: I can see now why twice in prison he got
Speaker 1: caught with drugs because I think he's.
Speaker 3: Been in prison five years. He's not been sober for
Speaker 3: five years for sure.
Speaker 4: And it doesn't help that the woman who he's married
Speaker 4: to looks like she's on myth. No, it's just Mythis
Speaker 4: METHI is just always in his face somehow, some way.
Speaker 4: And then it looks like he's going to Harry's fucking rehab.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does, it does.
Speaker 4: So God knows what's in there.
Speaker 3: I know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Prayers up for him, prayers up. So let's start with
Speaker 1: Kirsen and Brady. They're leaving the hotel after they banged,
Speaker 1: and Brady says like, yeah, we consummated it was beautiful.
Speaker 1: And she goes, who says, consummated that sounds like some
Speaker 1: biblical shit. Brady would say, but yeah, it was amazing,
Speaker 1: it was great. You know, I don't think she even
Speaker 1: knew what that meant. No, she was like, I have
Speaker 1: no hope for her at all. I just you really don't.
Speaker 3: I do. I do vote for them, I don't know why. Okay,
Speaker 3: I think you like Brady, not that he said he has.
Speaker 4: He has said, no, no, no, not like that. He
Speaker 4: has said some things to you that were kind of
Speaker 4: impressive when he was talking about like the Kopey skills,
Speaker 4: and now he has to learn how to manage his emotions.
Speaker 4: And I think you like that because it's one of
Speaker 4: the smartest things that we've ever heard anyonet to stay
Speaker 4: on this show.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1: I think you have a little bit of hope for him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's right. So it's twelve thirty now they
Speaker 1: are due to report in six hours, and he's like,
Speaker 1: which we know it's like an eight hour drive, and
Speaker 1: he says, I'm worried about being late, and then yeah,
Speaker 1: the marshals will come after you, they tend to take
Speaker 1: you right back to prison. And he got so many
Speaker 1: years for his first offense, like they have no leniency
Speaker 1: on him. So in his talking head, he tells us
Speaker 1: his dad was an addict and wasn't around a lot,
Speaker 1: and that was the one thing he said he would
Speaker 1: never do.
Speaker 3: He hated drugs.
Speaker 1: And then he turned out, he said, it turns out
Speaker 1: then I was one of those people because of the.
Speaker 4: Well is the business work. Yeah, the dental work he
Speaker 4: got that is awful and he fucked that. He fucked
Speaker 4: it up single handily for all of us. Now when
Speaker 4: we go to the dentists, we cannot get the good stuff. No,
Speaker 4: you have tort that all about three doesn't do anything
Speaker 4: for us at all.
Speaker 1: You really got it, bag, And he says, I became
Speaker 1: one of those people, and I'm hoping now I can
Speaker 1: make up for all the time I've lost. So his
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Speaker 1: does volleyball season start? And he's talking and they are like,
Speaker 1: we love you and they hang up. Yeah, and Kirsten
Speaker 1: tells him that Corey and I had to had to
Speaker 1: rewind my brain to remember it.
Speaker 3: It spelled ko r Yes it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, her whole town looks like they spell things wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Kirsten tells him. You know, Corey said, you didn't stay
Speaker 1: in touch with the girls very much, and they were
Speaker 1: sad about that, and he said, yeah, it's been hard.
Speaker 1: They had to grow up with another dad for five years.
Speaker 1: And sometimes when you're in there, you just want to
Speaker 1: do your time and block out the world and don't
Speaker 1: even want to know what's going on the outside because
Speaker 1: it makes it worse.
Speaker 3: And I can kind of understand that.
Speaker 4: I could understand that if he were i don't know,
Speaker 4: not married while he was in prison, right, he got
Speaker 4: a whole nother connection, got engaged, had visits, visits with
Speaker 4: this woman, talks to her daily, and got married, but
Speaker 4: still neglected his kids.
Speaker 3: He could have he could have called the kids.
Speaker 4: He could have called the kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it is so the talking to Eddy, he says,
Speaker 1: you know, I learned a lot in prison on how
Speaker 1: to deal with my emotions, but the addiction is something
Speaker 1: I'm still going to struggle with every day. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he does say he said, you know, and the worst
Speaker 1: thing is for you worse when you're the most comfortable,
Speaker 1: you know, which there's all these things in the recovery
Speaker 1: community that are like, you know, it's it's a it's
Speaker 1: a like basically a sleeping tiger and it's always asleep,
Speaker 1: and right when you get comfortable, that's when it pounces
Speaker 1: on you because it knows you're comfortable, right because you're
Speaker 1: not you don't have your guard up.
Speaker 3: So when you don't have your guard up is when
Speaker 3: it's going to get you.
Speaker 4: That's how I feel about food. Yeah, oh yeah, like seriously,
Speaker 4: Like I mean, I have a food addiction and can
Speaker 4: totally relate to that. I'm like, yeah, right, when you're
Speaker 4: doing good, it's like, oh, McDonald's, you can get three
Speaker 4: burgers for a dollar and there you go running, you know,
Speaker 4: because it's your comfort zone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because your brain tricks you, right, Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: So in the car, of course, he's getting very stressed
Speaker 1: out about being laid Yeah, and she's like, they let
Speaker 1: you out late, so just call them, just call them.
Speaker 1: So she's he's calling and no one's answering, and he
Speaker 1: has to pull over to throw up because his anxiety
Speaker 1: just gets the best of it.
Speaker 3: He just throws up.
Speaker 4: As a professional throw upper, I totally feeled him in
Speaker 4: this moment.
Speaker 3: But I'm a professional.
Speaker 4: I would not have had I don't need you to
Speaker 4: pull over for me so I can put my head out.
Speaker 4: I can do it right there, keep it clean. No
Speaker 4: one ever knew that I did it.
Speaker 3: Oh gross, key show.
Speaker 4: That's how good I am. So that is how good
Speaker 4: I am with the throw one up. I can teach him.
Speaker 1: He says, this anxiety, So you have to think that
Speaker 1: maybe some of this meth stuff was self medication for
Speaker 1: anxiety or other maybe unresolved mental health issues he had,
Speaker 1: because that's pretty severe to get so worked.
Speaker 4: Up that you have to throw up, you know. And
Speaker 4: I still think that he was using while he was
Speaker 4: in prison. I do too.
Speaker 3: He got caught with the twilve. So yeah, I'm saying, filmmate. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: there's no way.
Speaker 1: So he says, in prison, he started taking it to
Speaker 1: box zone, which is the medication that you take for
Speaker 1: keeps you from having cravings for opioids. And he says,
Speaker 1: and he says, you know, anybody that uh has been
Speaker 1: an attict knows it takes just one slip.
Speaker 3: And yes, he knows he'll be tempted.
Speaker 1: I will tell you when my husband got out of rehab,
Speaker 1: he was in rehab for three months. When he got out,
Speaker 1: he got a suboxone shot in his ass once a month.
Speaker 1: I whenever you bring that up, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4: I just feel like we're talking about a different man.
Speaker 4: Like I just almost want to say, stop lying, Mary Payne,
Speaker 4: Like I know he's not an alcoholic, I don't. I
Speaker 4: mean to me, he's dave with the good thighs and
Speaker 4: a nice smile, you know what I mean. And when
Speaker 4: you say these seasons like, she's such a fucking liar.
Speaker 4: Why is she making up? She's doing it for attention?
Speaker 3: Right, it was such a fun time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he did, because he did a three month
Speaker 1: outpatient after he got out, he still went to outpatient
Speaker 1: and he you know, in addition to going to work
Speaker 1: and being at home and all that, and he got
Speaker 1: this shot in his ass once a month. And first
Speaker 1: of all, he said, the shot itself hurts so bad.
Speaker 1: And this is a person who goes and gets epidurals
Speaker 1: and neck injections and never gets knocked out like I do.
Speaker 1: Like he has a very high pain tolerance. And he said,
Speaker 1: this particular shot hurt so bad. And so it's interesting.
Speaker 1: It was very interesting to me that Brady was saying, Now,
Speaker 1: it's just a little strip that you can put under
Speaker 1: your tongue melt. So they've really like And if we
Speaker 1: recall on ninety day Fiance, the guy that was on
Speaker 1: with a really cute girl whose name is Citra and
Speaker 1: she was from Citra, and his name is Anyway, he
Speaker 1: had like no like either he had no lower teeth
Speaker 1: or he had like the weirdest jawline you've ever seen.
Speaker 1: She married him and he had been like a meth addict,
Speaker 1: and they're doing diaries right now, and he said he
Speaker 1: did have a relapse and all this, but he had
Speaker 1: gotten in trouble right before they got married because he
Speaker 1: had seboxone in his car. That was not a prescription
Speaker 1: for him. So you can abuse suboxone.
Speaker 4: You can abuse it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now, I told James to say, I think Dave is
Speaker 4: I think Mary Payne's trying to get Dave to come
Speaker 4: to the meet and Greek. He's oh, great, said but
Speaker 4: Dave does not drink. He goes, oh, oh oh.
Speaker 1: That's not I don't think that's the reason he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to come. I think it would just be like
Speaker 1: a lot for him.
Speaker 3: He has to come. He hates New York so bad.
Speaker 4: Well, only be there for a few days.
Speaker 3: No, he would be there for one day. He would
Speaker 3: be like, well, that's.
Speaker 4: Fine, come for yeah, to at least come to the
Speaker 4: meet and greet.
Speaker 3: He does not want to come. He doesn't send me
Speaker 3: his phone number. No no, no, no, no no. So let's see, okay.
Speaker 1: So he says he knows as an addict, it takes
Speaker 1: just one slip, It just takes one little thing, and
Speaker 1: he knows he's going to be tempted, like he knows
Speaker 1: this is going to be a problem. But he does
Speaker 1: say he takes this to box and I don't know
Speaker 1: if if the thing under the tongue is something you
Speaker 1: do every day or what I think the shot to me,
Speaker 1: a shot is a better idea is somebody ministers to you.
Speaker 3: Because if you don't have to think about.
Speaker 1: It, you know, yeah, you don't have to you don't
Speaker 1: have to self regulate.
Speaker 3: It's regulated for you.
Speaker 4: But what what did they give him, like enough to
Speaker 4: like last him through rehab or like was that his
Speaker 4: last one? Does he have a prescription for it?
Speaker 3: Or what for Brady?
Speaker 1: You mean yeah, yeah, it's like when he gets to
Speaker 1: the halfway house, do they know he needs to have
Speaker 1: the prescription?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So so he's like, okay, well, we have the time
Speaker 1: stamps of when I tried to call and then a
Speaker 1: semi flips on the road, which of course is going
Speaker 1: to happen. You're gonna you may come across an accident.
Speaker 1: So he's like, but you know, I've got the the
Speaker 1: traffic report that this happened whenever we can prove all
Speaker 1: this happened.
Speaker 3: But there's still three hours late. So even even if
Speaker 3: they didn't stop and bang, they still would have been late.
Speaker 4: They still would have been late. Yeah, but I mean,
Speaker 4: he was smart and he kicked everything that was going on,
Speaker 4: which why did they not answer the phone that worries
Speaker 4: me that these people don't even answer the phone.
Speaker 1: I know I would have started trying other numbers, but like,
Speaker 1: who else can I call?
Speaker 3: I need them to know because he doesn't have a
Speaker 3: po yet, right because he hasn't met with one, so
Speaker 3: he doesn't know anybody to call.
Speaker 4: That's not a good sign about this rehab that there's
Speaker 4: no one at the front death to answer the phone.
Speaker 1: So they get there, he hugs her and kisses her
Speaker 1: with his pute breath, I guess, and then they hug
Speaker 1: and and he gets out and you know, runs towards
Speaker 1: the place, and she says, I just got him back,
Speaker 1: and now I have to give him up. And of
Speaker 1: course I'm worried about his addiction, but with the suboxone,
Speaker 1: I hope it's going to be enough. And the talking
Speaker 1: head she's like, oh my god, this place seems sketchy,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And he seemed sketchy running into there at nighttime
Speaker 4: with with just the clothes on his back, like the
Speaker 4: shirt of his back, like he had nothing else, no underwear,
Speaker 4: no deodorant, he had nothing.
Speaker 1: I wonder if she was like, you just go ahead
Speaker 1: and go in and check in and I'll bring your
Speaker 1: bag and tell them to give it to you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like you just go so, yeah, that's scary.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's move on to dumb dumbs Number two.
Speaker 1: Dia and Cyrus. Somebody did write me that knew about
Speaker 1: this town and was like you have to want to
Speaker 1: live there, like it is in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Speaker 4: Oh witch.
Speaker 1: Okay, So her mom, whose name is Liz, is talking
Speaker 1: to Dia and Millie, the eighteen year old daughter, about
Speaker 1: the situation with Cyrus coming home, and then it seems
Speaker 1: like DA's like, okay, the kids have to the younger
Speaker 1: kids have to go to bed, and they're in like
Speaker 1: a converted garage.
Speaker 4: No it yes, it was a straight up tool shop.
Speaker 4: It was the garage. It was I don't know if
Speaker 4: her parents live in the main house and this is
Speaker 4: like the garage. But I'm like, you have more important
Speaker 4: things you need to be thinking about, like I don't know,
Speaker 4: actual walls for your children's bedroom, And it looked like
Speaker 4: all the kids were in one room.
Speaker 3: It does I feel like there was a crib in there.
Speaker 1: Well, the kids are what they're like nine seven, three, yeah,
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 4: This makes no sense at all. This girl should not
Speaker 4: be She should not be worrying about dating another prisoner,
Speaker 4: like she needs to get a hold entime than she
Speaker 4: needs to get our whole life together. And now she's
Speaker 4: going to take on the financial responsibility of someone else.
Speaker 3: It's nuts, do it. It's nuts.
Speaker 1: So and you're talking to it, She goes, you know,
Speaker 1: we've never seen each other in person, but I found
Speaker 1: a little spot that we can go to once I've
Speaker 1: pick him up. It's up in the mountains where they
Speaker 1: have like a hot tub so I can get him naked.
Speaker 4: Like okay.
Speaker 1: So he calls and was like, oh, hey, babe, you
Speaker 1: excited to see me? And she's like, are you excited
Speaker 1: to see me? You know what if I'm a catfish
Speaker 1: and blah blah, and they joke and then she says,
Speaker 1: you don't want Coco to come out.
Speaker 3: She explains, Coco is a meaner version of.
Speaker 4: Dia that is so stupid.
Speaker 3: No, bitch, it's you.
Speaker 4: It's you. You don't need to give it a new
Speaker 4: name or anything like that.
Speaker 3: This is how you are.
Speaker 4: And we got to see a little bit of Coco
Speaker 4: come out.
Speaker 3: Yeah we did.
Speaker 1: So he goes, yeah, I talk to my brother Christian,
Speaker 1: and uh, he's gonna come with us at the pick
Speaker 1: up and go to dinner with us.
Speaker 3: And she's like, what, what the fuck? You want to
Speaker 3: see your own brother? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, he's known his brother his entire life.
Speaker 4: I think they missed each other. Like it is ok
Speaker 4: because I'm assuming he's parolling to her house. I think so.
Speaker 3: That's that's what it's like.
Speaker 4: Okay, because she has a halfway house because all the
Speaker 4: prisoners that she knows, they get released into her custody,
Speaker 4: so of course he's gonna want to see someone from
Speaker 4: his family. And she threw a teenager level fit about it.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, like we have said from
Speaker 1: the beginning, it's just gonna be us and this is crazy.
Speaker 1: And he goes, Okay, relaxed because I can't believe you're
Speaker 1: getting so mad. He goes, I've got a lot of
Speaker 1: people to see. I'm excited to see everybody. And then
Speaker 1: she starts going like and now you've made me mad,
Speaker 1: and now you've may be mad. Now I'm yelling and
Speaker 1: my kids just went to sleep. He's like, okay, sounds.
Speaker 4: Like okay, what can okay, I'm not making you this
Speaker 4: was just weird. Like I again, she's making me like
Speaker 4: the prisoner more than I like her. Uh huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She goes, you've been telling me I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see you, baby. She's gonna be us baby, that's been
Speaker 1: all bullshit and lies. He goes, no, it's not, no,
Speaker 1: it's not. She's like, you're gonna put your brother before me.
Speaker 1: Maybe he should just pick you up.
Speaker 4: And she goes, okay.
Speaker 3: We hear an officer, which is probably his bunkie, going yeah,
Speaker 3: he's over good, get me off the bone.
Speaker 1: So I said, you get off the bone, and he goes, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fix it. And then he just hangs up
Speaker 1: because he says he wasn't supposed to have another call.
Speaker 4: It was supposed to be like a short phone call
Speaker 4: because he talked to his brother.
Speaker 1: Yes, and she throws a glass. I'm like, you people
Speaker 1: don't have a pot to pisson in this house. Don't
Speaker 1: be breaking your glassware to me.
Speaker 4: She looks like the type of person that just lets
Speaker 4: her kids go to the grocery store, Walmart, Target, wherever
Speaker 4: with no shoes on. So now you've got your children
Speaker 4: walking on the sidewalk with glass there. I don't like her.
Speaker 4: I really don't like her at all.
Speaker 1: At first I kind of liked her because she is pretty,
Speaker 1: she has pretty privilege, But now I don't like her.
Speaker 3: No, she she.
Speaker 4: No, she's an insult to pretty privilege.
Speaker 3: Is what she is. What's my fairy? God does not
Speaker 3: give it all to you.
Speaker 4: He's like, I will make you pretty, but you gotta
Speaker 4: work for those smarts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to him. Just think dumb sir.
Speaker 3: Talking to her, she's like, yeah, I'm pissed.
Speaker 1: He told me it would be just us, and I've
Speaker 1: really been looking forward to.
Speaker 3: It, all right.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think the guy is gonna come
Speaker 4: live with you. He just wants to see his brother
Speaker 4: and go have dinner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: So she's striving to go get him, and she talks about, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to have a rollercoaster of emotions like
Speaker 1: I'm nauseous, I'm nervous, I'm scared. You know, our phone
Speaker 1: call last night didn't end on good terms, and this
Speaker 1: is my last time to give it my all in
Speaker 1: a relationship.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, that's probably good idea.
Speaker 4: Well, but you're also thirty four. You can't meet a
Speaker 4: person on the outside. Look, here's the thing about these
Speaker 4: women who date these prisoners. You don't have to date
Speaker 4: a prisoner. There's plenty of guys who are like pieces
Speaker 4: of shit in the outside world. Ye yeah, Like she's
Speaker 4: gonna give up Pope on love if this second prisoner
Speaker 4: doesn't work out for her.
Speaker 1: Oh, she goes, you know, if he comes out and
Speaker 1: something completely different, like, I'm going to be pissed. So
Speaker 1: we see a million pictures of what he looks like. Okay,
Speaker 1: and he's cut, short hair, sometimes glasses. Yep, he looks
Speaker 1: a little bit like River's Cuoma, the lead singer of Weezer,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean I if I were single and I saw
Speaker 4: him like not in prison, I may say hi to
Speaker 4: him if he were like closer to my age as well.
Speaker 4: But he's he's cute.
Speaker 3: He's coming.
Speaker 1: So she says, my mom called me. His mom called
Speaker 1: me last night after we had that fight and said,
Speaker 1: you're the priority, Dia. Don't let this upset you because
Speaker 1: he wants to see his own brother. And she goes,
Speaker 1: this is the last prison I'm ever coming to, you know,
Speaker 1: And good, okay, good, she goes, I don't know why
Speaker 1: I just have this premonition that he's my soulmate, and
Speaker 1: so I put his initial on my finger.
Speaker 3: So in my so in my mind, we're married.
Speaker 4: You know, that doesn't make you married, that makes you stupid,
Speaker 4: but not married.
Speaker 3: You've never seen this person in person.
Speaker 4: And if she he's raising her children the way she's
Speaker 4: raising them, this is not going to be her last
Speaker 4: visit to a prison.
Speaker 3: No one of them will be there, for sure, God
Speaker 3: bless So.
Speaker 1: Then after she says, this is my last time to
Speaker 1: visit a prison, I'm never doing this again, we.
Speaker 3: See Jaden's release October twenty four.
Speaker 1: I guess she has like set up a camera to
Speaker 1: watch him get released, and she says, yet here I
Speaker 1: am again, hoping to do it with a different outcome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, here's the thing this was. What makes
Speaker 4: it so bad is that she didn't even go to
Speaker 4: a different cell block.
Speaker 3: She stayed within the same actual cell.
Speaker 4: Like these guys know more about each other than she
Speaker 4: knows about.
Speaker 3: Either one of them. I'm right, that's right. So then
Speaker 3: somebody comes out, is it him? We don't know.
Speaker 1: This man comes out, has corn rows, glasses, no front tooth,
Speaker 1: and looks nothing like the cute pictures we saw two
Speaker 1: minutes ago.
Speaker 4: Out of like, this is the wrong one. My mama
Speaker 4: was right like that, this is a decoy, This is
Speaker 4: not the right person. And that tooth it looked like
Speaker 4: two teeth were missing.
Speaker 3: That's how big that gap?
Speaker 4: Will Kisha throw the whole man away?
Speaker 3: Keisha, throw the whole man away.
Speaker 4: This was she should have ran, This was this was
Speaker 4: her chance.
Speaker 3: Shocking. This is a shocking reveal, is what it was.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck? Where is this tooth?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: And it's it's his front tooth.
Speaker 3: And also be like, be like Melissa and.
Speaker 4: Joey, Louis Melissa, Louie, Louie where he had the decency
Speaker 4: to never show us his teeth.
Speaker 3: No, this motherfucker is all. He's got the koolie smile
Speaker 3: on his face. He is so happy.
Speaker 1: Remember Louie was like he was the first thing he
Speaker 1: us and he was embarrassing teeth.
Speaker 4: This this guy's never gonna get that tooth fixed.
Speaker 1: Ever, how the children live in the garage, how would
Speaker 1: she afford to get his tooth fixed?
Speaker 4: Really, well, he's just gonna get He's gonna get a
Speaker 4: little chick lit and put it there because it's it's
Speaker 4: a huge space, it really is.
Speaker 3: So they kiss and they hug. No, no, that would
Speaker 3: not have happened. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I'd rather I'd rather I kiss Brady with the puke
Speaker 1: breath before I kiss this guy.
Speaker 4: I gotta agree with you.
Speaker 3: Is he has all his teeth.
Speaker 1: So they kiss and they hug, and she's like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I can't wait for you to get some sun.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my, that pale. I haven't you I
Speaker 1: haven't seen the sun in three years. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's what she was worried about. Right,
Speaker 1: what's the color of his skin tone? I'm like, what
Speaker 1: about that hair? What about the bifocals? What about the
Speaker 1: tooth that's missing?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm not picking you up for prison, and
Speaker 4: you tell me you lost the front tooth?
Speaker 3: Like he shut What do you think about the hair?
Speaker 3: What do you think about a white man with corners?
Speaker 4: That doesn't bother me because I like a guy that
Speaker 4: has a little bit of bad boy in them.
Speaker 3: So I wouldn't say my concern would be that.
Speaker 4: In all were there are no black people in the
Speaker 4: prison because a black person didn't do those corner rolls.
Speaker 3: Because they looked very stretched out, not tight. Yeah it
Speaker 3: was not outside.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't know who did this, but they
Speaker 4: did not do it. I would be okay with the
Speaker 4: corner rolls. It's that motherfucker cooth that's missing. That would
Speaker 4: have me all the way fucked up.
Speaker 3: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: In her talking heads, she's like, yeah, he's hot, Yeah
Speaker 1: he has he He told me he was missing a tooth,
Speaker 1: so that wasn't a shocker.
Speaker 3: I just can't wait to get him out of these clothes.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something, love, After lock up production,
Speaker 1: you do a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense,
Speaker 1: like the numbering of the episodes, or things aren't no continuity,
Speaker 1: or people are just fully acting. But this was a
Speaker 1: good gotcha it was.
Speaker 4: I tell you what if a man tells me he's
Speaker 4: five eleven and missing a front tooth, I'm declining.
Speaker 1: All the all the phone calls, and she knows, she knows,
Speaker 1: she knows, she knew, she knew, and she has a
Speaker 1: low self esteem, and it's again, it's too bad because
Speaker 1: she is pretty, So I'm talking. Naty says, I've been
Speaker 1: locked up for six years on a DF one, which
Speaker 1: means you got a weapon and a large amount of dope.
Speaker 3: Don't forget the auto theft that was on there too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and before prison, I did everything I could to
Speaker 1: get money. I didn't care. I was addicted to crack
Speaker 1: and I was an all around piece of shit. And
Speaker 1: when I was younger, I had dreams. I wanted to
Speaker 1: be a marine biologist. But then I got caught up
Speaker 1: in the street and I thought it was cool to
Speaker 1: go to prison. And I caught my first sentence at
Speaker 1: age eighteen, and you know, quickly realized wasn't so great.
Speaker 1: And with Dia, I guess it was love at first sight,
Speaker 1: even though I've never seen her. I just love her
Speaker 1: to the moon and back. It's just hard to describe
Speaker 1: the way I feel about her. And you know, the
Speaker 1: only thing I worry about is the whole relationship has
Speaker 1: been over the phone, and it's hard now to take
Speaker 1: this all in at once, like getting out of prison,
Speaker 1: seeing the sunshine, being in a car, and now I'm
Speaker 1: in a full relationship with a girl who thinks we're married.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what.
Speaker 4: I just needed them to dedicate maybe thirty five seconds
Speaker 4: and tell us how he lost a tooth, Like there's
Speaker 4: a story behind that, and we want to know what
Speaker 4: it is that it get knocked out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it doesn't seem like a metal it doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like a Methy situation because it's just a very
Speaker 1: clean it looks like it looks like it got knocked out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we would like to know. You write him
Speaker 4: Mary Paank Well, no, he's back in prison.
Speaker 1: I'm certainly not going to write her since she brought
Speaker 1: it back and said hello, Pinky Pink. So she shows
Speaker 1: him his goodie basket. She's gotten a little goody basket
Speaker 1: with some deodorant and things, and then he shows her
Speaker 1: on his hand he got her name, which is Diamante,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, I thought you were going to
Speaker 1: get it on the top. He's like, a shit, that's long.
Speaker 1: So they're just kind of sitting in the car awkwardly
Speaker 1: and he's like, you sound different.
Speaker 3: She's like, what is it bad? Is it weird?
Speaker 1: He goes no, and he goes it's just weird. She goes,
Speaker 1: is it weird because always is weird. He goes, no,
Speaker 1: it's like weird to be in a car like it's she.
Speaker 4: The reason to prison, because that is how she's going
Speaker 4: to act the act the entire time. Everything is going
Speaker 4: to be insecurity, question after question after question, like just
Speaker 4: trying to disect anything that he says, and yeah, you're right,
Speaker 4: you can get Yeah.
Speaker 3: You're talking about me? Is it about me? Yeah? Yeah, Watch,
Speaker 3: I'll put you in the garage.
Speaker 4: So now, just kitty.
Speaker 3: That's actually where we live. Don't look over there.
Speaker 1: That's the children's quarters, one big giant room like an orphanage. Yeah, Kaylee,
Speaker 1: Kaylee and Michaels felt wrong one month out of prison.
Speaker 3: So we're still where we were.
Speaker 1: We're in the kitchen and he's telling Kaylee's mom like,
Speaker 1: if you can't get along with my mom at the party,
Speaker 1: you should leave. Now more upsetting what I did not
Speaker 1: see last week that now I'm toned. It turned into
Speaker 1: tuned into is her head to toe cow attire and
Speaker 1: her cow steering wheel as well.
Speaker 4: And then she had a cow Stanley cup. She with
Speaker 4: the wrong group she needs to be able to ever move.
Speaker 1: Now Stanley cup purse, sure steering wheel cup?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean the strap of the purse was cow print.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like what is going on here? Unexplained? Unexplained?
Speaker 4: It was not that's the reason to get kicked out
Speaker 4: the house. As a matter of fact, I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: even let you come in, and you've got to get
Speaker 4: rid of like three of the callous deesstories before he
Speaker 4: could come in the house.
Speaker 3: I mean, sure, only sure, only, yes.
Speaker 1: So Kaylee comes out because mom's outside bitching a mooning,
Speaker 1: and somebody sent somebody posted her the mom's various mugshots
Speaker 1: and was like, this woman stole a ring off a
Speaker 1: dead person.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, wait, like dead like the person died
Speaker 4: in the hospital and they took it out, or yeah,
Speaker 4: the person was in the casket and she took it off.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's on Star. I feel like
Speaker 1: it was on starcasm. St let me look at a
Speaker 1: strc chasm.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing, Kaylee's mom is a piece of shit.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. But I don't think that the prison husband
Speaker 4: should be kicking anyone out of the house that he
Speaker 4: doesn't pay for.
Speaker 3: Agree.
Speaker 1: Stark hasn't post so much stuff that it's even okay,
Speaker 1: it's hard, it's hard to even find it. But it
Speaker 1: was like six mug shots in a row and was like,
Speaker 1: this is Kaylee's mom and she one of her arrests
Speaker 1: was for stealing a ring off a dead person.
Speaker 3: So let's see.
Speaker 1: Hold on, No, that's from May twenty nine, So if
Speaker 1: I find it, I will repost. Yes, please, yes, because
Speaker 1: that's actually pretty fucking funny.
Speaker 3: It's terrible. So Kaylee comes out.
Speaker 1: She's talking to her mom and her brother to find
Speaker 1: out like what's going on, and they go, oh, he
Speaker 1: told me to leave. He said if I can't get
Speaker 1: along with his mom, I should just leave. Kaylee goes,
Speaker 1: this is a family fucking dinner and you need to
Speaker 1: stay for my fucking kids.
Speaker 4: Wow, this is like the worst family dinner. First of all,
Speaker 4: it is not a dinner because the only thing they're
Speaker 4: having is macaroni and cheese. It shows us there was
Speaker 4: no protein, There wasn't vegetables, there wasn't bread or it
Speaker 4: was legit just macaroni and cheese. Like, this is like
Speaker 4: the worst fucking party ever. Like really macaroni and.
Speaker 1: He was proud of that, throws some bacon in there,
Speaker 1: something something halloweens something.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Michael walks out and the brother says, bro, you
Speaker 1: need to apologize to my mom, and they're kind of
Speaker 1: getting close to each other, and Kaylee goes, the kids
Speaker 1: are here, lower your voices.
Speaker 3: This is my neighborhood. Talk like a fucking family.
Speaker 1: And remember my fucking children are fucking insied, so that
Speaker 1: she's like back away from each other because God knows
Speaker 1: this man doesn't need to be in any more trouble.
Speaker 4: So no, the mom win that fight, though.
Speaker 2: Uh, I don't know those height and size over Mikey,
Speaker 2: but Michel is a professional physical trainer and is very ripped.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the brother looks like he is very glad
Speaker 4: that they're only having acronia cheese because that's like his diet.
Speaker 3: So they leave.
Speaker 1: The mom and the brother leave and Kallie goes, are
Speaker 1: you happy now? He goes, no, I'm not happy, But
Speaker 1: I didn't escalate this, I said. Mom and her cal
Speaker 1: steering wheel the cow camel bill drives off.
Speaker 4: I hope she saw that scene and says, maybe there's
Speaker 4: a few things I need to rethink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I could throw in some red accents or
Speaker 1: something to break up the black and white.
Speaker 4: It was a lot.
Speaker 1: So then his mom, whose name is Angel, arrives, and
Speaker 1: we thought Kaylee's mom's outfit was bad until this is
Speaker 1: horrible nutbag arrived. Yeah, first of all, we've never seen
Speaker 1: her look at anything other than like she's a member
Speaker 1: of the garden Club and now all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: she looks like she's working a pole.
Speaker 3: She looks crazy, but.
Speaker 4: She thinks she is hot. Shit, she she was last season,
Speaker 4: I didn't do enough. I didn't really show you guys
Speaker 4: what I got, but your all gonna see it today.
Speaker 4: In this spaghetti strap motorcycle gang looking top and like
Speaker 4: but it said.
Speaker 1: It said like misbehaving on it, like miss behavin on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the moms are both super cheesy.
Speaker 1: And the pigtails and the cut off shorts and yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: so he explains, like what happened, and she said she
Speaker 1: couldn't get along to you, so I told her to leave.
Speaker 3: She's like, good, great, let's eat, let's go. Did she
Speaker 3: know is Kaylee? First of all, her outfit.
Speaker 1: She has a tank top tugged tucked into leggings and
Speaker 1: socks outside.
Speaker 3: And I knew the socks were gonna make you upset.
Speaker 4: No, you know what. That's at the bottom of the
Speaker 4: list of things that upset me about Kaylee. Okay, I
Speaker 4: I Kaylee bugs me. She really really really does the
Speaker 4: the hair, the makeup application, those eyebrow and I hate
Speaker 4: to harp on this again. I would never have gotten
Speaker 4: on television and said that I got a full body
Speaker 4: makeover and that's how I looked. Yeah, I would have
Speaker 4: kept that close to the chest.
Speaker 3: Uh huh. Yeah. And she's a thief. Yeah, she stole
Speaker 3: from my husband.
Speaker 1: So they're sitting around eating the mac and cheese, and
Speaker 1: he says, you know, I have one year left in
Speaker 1: the halfway house, and my mom has got me set
Speaker 1: up on a job interview. And if I get the job,
Speaker 1: then instead of being in the halfway house, I can
Speaker 1: do home confinement for six months. So instead of one
Speaker 1: year in the halfway house, if he gets a job,
Speaker 1: you could do six years home confinement.
Speaker 3: That's a pretty good deal.
Speaker 4: That's a really good if they still have a home,
Speaker 4: because Kayla just keeps spending the money left and right,
Speaker 4: so I don't know if they're gonna last.
Speaker 1: All he needs to do is take control and sole
Speaker 1: ownership of his credit cards, pay them off, and just
Speaker 1: let her deal with her own mess and just have everything.
Speaker 4: I would be pretty pissed off that she did that.
Speaker 4: We mean too, So again he's hiding money too, So yeah,
Speaker 4: that's true.
Speaker 1: So he says he's in addition to the job interview,
Speaker 1: he's going on he's going to go to college to
Speaker 1: get classes set up and get his credits transferred because
Speaker 1: he got his associate's degree, which is a two year
Speaker 1: degree while in prison, and he wants to get his
Speaker 1: transfer the credit so he can get his bachelor's which
Speaker 1: is great. He's got a good plan. You got a
Speaker 1: good plan. Yeah, we're not used to that on the show.
Speaker 4: Nope.
Speaker 3: So they're eating, goes, okay, it's four thirty. We got
Speaker 3: to go go to the halfway house.
Speaker 1: And she's like, okay, let me grab the bank statement
Speaker 1: so you can look at them. So they're driving and
Speaker 1: they're heading back to the halfway house and she goes.
Speaker 3: Today was a lot.
Speaker 1: It was the first day you were like out doing
Speaker 1: like home life and experiencing that. And I got to say,
Speaker 1: you were a little too aggressive. Oh shit, And he goes,
Speaker 1: all my credit cards were declined today and she goes,
Speaker 1: my mom was kicked out of my house to day
Speaker 1: And Okay.
Speaker 4: That doesn't that doesn't make what you did. You you
Speaker 4: fucked up here, Kaylee, Like that's a lot. That was
Speaker 4: a lot that she did with the credit card. It's
Speaker 4: a lot. Just she should have told him before pulling
Speaker 4: out the car that she knew was going to get declined.
Speaker 1: He says, you chose to run up my credit cards
Speaker 1: and she goes, you chose to have a family dinner
Speaker 1: and then tell my family to leave, and she goes, No,
Speaker 1: they voluntarily left, so you're not gonna do that.
Speaker 4: It's just sure.
Speaker 1: He gets out of the car, and yet another man
Speaker 1: runs into a halfway house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they always run into half what why do
Speaker 4: they Is that like a requirement?
Speaker 3: They're always late. They're always late. So it's talking to him,
Speaker 3: he says.
Speaker 1: He says, my wife is so hard headed and listens
Speaker 1: to nothing, So I don't know how this is going
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 3: They're married, Yeah, Mary, Yeah, all right, here's our next dummy.
Speaker 1: This is Carrington and Zay.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's recall that Zay is in prison for seven and
Speaker 1: a half years for robbery and aggravated assault.
Speaker 4: That's not good. So like the assault part of it,
Speaker 4: never like a result and we can with a little bit,
Speaker 4: but assault.
Speaker 1: Not an aggravated assault. I do believe that means it's
Speaker 1: with a weapon that instead of your fist. So Carrington
Speaker 1: meets her friend, who's I think her name is Mikayla,
Speaker 1: at like a sex shop and she's like, I'm looking
Speaker 1: for lingerie for my rebirth party, and and you're invited
Speaker 1: and the friends like, okay, great, talking head.
Speaker 4: Rebirth part.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: This sounds like some Ashley Darby shit.
Speaker 3: The rebirth, my.
Speaker 4: Coming out, my springing out? What does that mean if
Speaker 4: you just want to throw a party? Throw a party right?
Speaker 3: Rebirth butterflies? What I get?
Speaker 1: So and they're talking to him, Mikayla goes, this is
Speaker 1: crazy to me. Carrington is a beautiful girl who can
Speaker 1: get anyone she wants, but she's sometimes misguided.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'll tell you what. She does not need to
Speaker 4: let her stepdad cook for the rebirth party. No, because
Speaker 4: he fucked up that bacon.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, And you're talking head.
Speaker 1: She says, Zay is coming home this week and I
Speaker 1: am ready for him to pick me up and twirl
Speaker 1: me around and.
Speaker 3: Give me a kiss. And uh, you know.
Speaker 1: Though I talked to London, remember London as the truck
Speaker 1: driver hot guy, m h. And it has me sort
Speaker 1: of second guessing things. But I don't know.
Speaker 3: For some reason, I just believe Zay is supposed to
Speaker 3: be my husband.
Speaker 4: He can't even call you directly. You have to do
Speaker 4: three way phone calls with this man. This is your soulmate,
Speaker 4: your twin flame, this is the person you're supposed to be.
Speaker 3: You just want to fuck him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And and London looks real cute and has a job.
Speaker 3: We think, we think, we think. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Mikaela goes, so, girl, was she's in there trying
Speaker 1: to Laingerte And she goes, so, girl, are you still
Speaker 1: on hinge? And are you still messing with London? And
Speaker 1: she goes, yes, I am. But if Zay proposes all
Speaker 1: of that, I would stop doing all of that. If
Speaker 1: the prisoner proposed to me, then I would stop all
Speaker 1: this other stuff.
Speaker 4: The prisoner who you've never met in person, uh huh,
Speaker 4: who can't even make a collect call to you because
Speaker 4: your brother is on the account.
Speaker 3: Or some stupid shit like that.
Speaker 4: If he proposes to you, you're willing to let this
Speaker 4: maybe freeman, uh huh go who may have a job
Speaker 4: for a prisider who's gonna have a hard time getting
Speaker 4: a job.
Speaker 3: I don't understand that, really I don't. But when that
Speaker 3: girl called, what does she call him?
Speaker 4: London Bridge?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Michaela goes, look, if Zay proposes, it'll all be over.
Speaker 1: And she goes and girl, you know, London is forty
Speaker 1: five and I like an older man. And the Michaela goes,
Speaker 1: wait what I did not know that? And Carrie Eton goes, girl,
Speaker 1: you know about Billy and she did. And the friend says, wait,
Speaker 1: who's Billy is? Because you know Billy he's sixty seven, girl,
Speaker 1: sixty seven, sixty seven and here talking to her. She goes, oh, Billy,
Speaker 1: he's just a very successful man. He's just an income source.
Speaker 4: She's a sugar baby.
Speaker 3: And the producer goes, so he's your sugar daddy, and
Speaker 3: she goes. No. She goes no, because there's no sugar.
Speaker 4: She goes, it still makes you a sugar baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she goes, he gets my attention and my time,
Speaker 1: but no sex.
Speaker 3: So she and.
Speaker 4: Dale falls under the category of sugar baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's giving, he's paying you to go places with
Speaker 1: him or tolice him on the phone or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And the layers the Carrington.
Speaker 1: And so she says, wait so and the producer says,
Speaker 1: so Zy knows about Billy and she goes, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: absolutely not so.
Speaker 3: She's got She's candalous, Zay, Billy and London on the hook.
Speaker 4: This is why the man she was truly in love
Speaker 4: with went all the way to a different country and
Speaker 4: found a wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 4: I didn't tell her. That was so sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now I don't feel bad for so Now she
Speaker 3: gets a text from Zay.
Speaker 1: The text says, my parole plan got denied, babe, because
Speaker 1: Darius on parole and he has my sister's address down
Speaker 1: as well. Shaking my head, this is a setback. I'm sorry, babe,
Speaker 1: it's been so long and this is what's holding me back.
Speaker 3: Some bullshit like this that was not believable to me.
Speaker 3: Uh uh, Nor do I believe you write this?
Speaker 4: Well, well, there's no way ever even we know, and
Speaker 4: we've never been to prison that you cannot parole to
Speaker 4: a house where another felon is right, Yeah, of course,
Speaker 4: So isn't that plenty of time to figure this shit out?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: He's lying?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's lying. So then she goes, I don't know
Speaker 3: who Darius is.
Speaker 1: I guess Darius is the Carly's or Shamerica Canada's sister anyway,
Speaker 1: the sister's baby daddy. And but now he has to
Speaker 1: submit a whole new plan and that could take another
Speaker 1: two weeks.
Speaker 3: You have to start over.
Speaker 1: So she calls sister Carly and says, Carly, were you
Speaker 1: aware his parole.
Speaker 3: Plan got denied?
Speaker 1: Carly goes no, and Carrie goes, oh my god, Well
Speaker 1: can I talk to you about this other plan that
Speaker 1: I've come up with?
Speaker 3: And she goes no, and she goes can we meet up?
Speaker 3: And she goes no.
Speaker 4: She's so mean to her, like it's unnecessarily mean, like
Speaker 4: she just I'm like, what what, what exactly is is
Speaker 4: it that makes her just not like her? I don't know,
Speaker 4: she's fucking dumb and annoying. Well, never mind, I just
Speaker 4: answer my own question. She's not annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the talking head we see Carly and she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't care she can lose my number. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna tell her anything. Yeah, of course I knew about it.
Speaker 1: Of course, Now we jumped forward to a month. Now
Speaker 1: I was a month later. It's a month since his
Speaker 1: par plan got denied. And she goes, I've been calling
Speaker 1: the prison every day trying to figure it out. Now
Speaker 1: I'm in limbo. So she drives up to a used
Speaker 1: car dealership where stepdad Mike works.
Speaker 4: That mama says, she just wants no parts of it.
Speaker 4: She said, let him have it. He could bring home.
Speaker 4: The check is all going to the same house. But
Speaker 4: he he loves me and on camera he does.
Speaker 3: He's funny though. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she walks up and goes, I want to talk
Speaker 1: about k Way. He goes, who is just that's our
Speaker 1: couple name k Way.
Speaker 4: Oh my good.
Speaker 3: Mary, Kay.
Speaker 4: I swear to god, I did not catch on to that.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I like, I didn't hear that Kwa.
Speaker 4: That is why Carly hangs up on her like that
Speaker 4: k Way girl.
Speaker 1: She says, you know now they've told me he's not
Speaker 1: coming home because he caught three disciplinaries and but the
Speaker 1: lady wouldn't tell me what the disciplinaries were about. Because
Speaker 1: he hadn't been found guilty of them. He has to
Speaker 1: go to court. I don't think that's how that goes
Speaker 1: in prison.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I think you get the disciplinary court and then you
Speaker 1: got it. You don't get to like, oh, appeal it
Speaker 1: what they caught you.
Speaker 4: Now you're in trouble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and her talking head, she says, since all this happened.
Speaker 1: His phone privileges are less, and now we have to
Speaker 1: communicate via email. I'm focused on trying to figure out
Speaker 1: if he's coming home.
Speaker 3: Coming home, he's not. He's not coming over to you.
Speaker 3: He might already be out.
Speaker 4: That is true.
Speaker 1: Some of the talking head Mike says, when you're ready
Speaker 1: to board, you got to walk a fine line to
Speaker 1: be sure you can go home. And he's not walking
Speaker 1: a fine line getting ready to go home.
Speaker 3: That tells me he's very careless.
Speaker 1: That's true, and she goes, well, then, say told me
Speaker 1: he'd have this person text me about how I can
Speaker 1: how he can get the disciplinaries off. And here's the text, Carrington,
Speaker 1: this is Peep, one of as friends. We can have
Speaker 1: the disciplinaries gone by the morning for one hundred dollars each.
Speaker 4: So is this your imprisoned lawyer? How is it that
Speaker 4: this person it's going to get this done for you
Speaker 4: for three hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: Do they work in the office and they're gonna yeah, yeah, stupid?
Speaker 4: And why can they not have explained the exact same
Speaker 4: thing to her? Why did he she's so fucking Whenever
Speaker 4: a guy is lying, they always get their friend to
Speaker 4: fix the girl or call the girl. And I know
Speaker 4: this because I have a baby daddy. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 4: shit he used to do.
Speaker 3: Like, well, if you call her, she might believe it.
Speaker 3: And my dumbass said everything.
Speaker 4: Oh well his friend said it, so it must be true.
Speaker 4: This is this is bad, This is stupid and bad. Uh.
Speaker 1: Mike says the same thing. He says, girl, this is
Speaker 1: a scam. This is a straight bullshit. This is stupid.
Speaker 4: This is a scam that baby baby Todd came up with.
Speaker 4: That is one of those situations like this is stupid.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, So she goes, well, I don't know why
Speaker 1: he would lie to me, Like if he was trying
Speaker 1: to She says, if he was trying to scam me,
Speaker 1: he would have done it a long time ago. And
Speaker 1: I do feel like I said she'd send her three
Speaker 1: hundred dollars because he sent me like seven thousand, and Mike.
Speaker 3: Goes, skin, what so whatn't now.
Speaker 1: In her talking head, she goes, oh, yeah, he gave
Speaker 1: you that money. I was in my hot girl era.
Speaker 1: I was traveling, having fun, living life, and some of
Speaker 1: it went to bills and daycare. And Mike says, but
Speaker 1: where did that seven thousand dollars come from right, and
Speaker 1: she goes, well, you know, he had this business down there,
Speaker 1: but things were getting hot and he said he had
Speaker 1: to let it go because he was trying to come home.
Speaker 1: So that's why the money stopped, and that's why he
Speaker 1: doesn't have three hundred dollars. And Mike's like, huh, Mike goes,
Speaker 1: this is awesome bullshit, right.
Speaker 4: It is like he was selling drugs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in prison.
Speaker 4: He look, he was either selling drugs or selling booty
Speaker 4: one or the other and that's how he was making money.
Speaker 4: Like that, what does she think he was doing?
Speaker 1: Shoking head, she says, I don't know what his business
Speaker 1: was verbatim, but U he was funding me, so I
Speaker 1: didn't want to know, and I want him home, so
Speaker 1: maybe I should send the money.
Speaker 4: So whatever makes you feel good, carriage him if you
Speaker 4: want to send him to three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Either way, he ain't coming home. So this was okay,
Speaker 1: all right, let's end with our wannab thrufle gg Mumu
Speaker 1: Bubbo Banita. So one day out of prison for all
Speaker 1: uh mummum he's leaving gigs to go to his po
Speaker 1: visit and he goes and I'm going to use my
Speaker 1: cousin's phone because my phone's not working that well, suddenly
Speaker 1: it's not You've.
Speaker 4: Only had the phone twenty four hours, like what's wrong
Speaker 4: with it?
Speaker 3: And she goes, oh, I want you to leave, and
Speaker 3: he says I don't want to leave either. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 1: They talk about He says, I don't GISs and tell,
Speaker 1: but then basically he says she's a squirter.
Speaker 3: Yeah he really did, he really did.
Speaker 1: And then her talking head she says, our night was amazing,
Speaker 1: and I'm hoping after a while that man it quick
Speaker 1: sex is going to be over because that just makes
Speaker 1: me angry.
Speaker 4: Girl, I've been there for twelve years and I've seen
Speaker 4: this saying the same shit. Yeah, well I'm we glaving
Speaker 4: this minute.
Speaker 3: Stuffers over with. I can't you go for two?
Speaker 4: Just kidding, jams go for two.
Speaker 1: So he says, okay, sorry, my sister's texting me and
Speaker 1: my dingy and I got shiny objects squirrel like, okay, right,
Speaker 1: So he says, you know, he's telling her, you know,
Speaker 1: my cousin Tyrrell is gonna pick me up and take
Speaker 1: me to the po and then he tells us and
Speaker 1: then he's gonna get released all over again. He walks
Speaker 1: out of the house taking his garbage bag and his
Speaker 1: box of his nice shoes. Does she not wonder why
Speaker 1: he's carrying that garbage bag. She's like, I could get
Speaker 1: you a double bag, like I got one in the closet.
Speaker 4: What are we doing If a man walks up the
Speaker 4: house carrying all his shit, that means he's not.
Speaker 3: Coming back exactly exactly. That was weird.
Speaker 1: So yes, and maybe he waited until she went upstairs
Speaker 1: and he grabbed it. I don't know, I hope, and
Speaker 1: he goes I'm trying to win an oscar, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, four times I had to rewind that I
Speaker 1: did not understand what he said.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think he shit. Ain't for like a Razzie award.
Speaker 1: He says, I'm trying to win an oscar and make
Speaker 1: sure all the teas are crossed and all the eyes
Speaker 1: are dotted, like I'm trying to make sure I do
Speaker 1: this right may pay.
Speaker 4: I was actually surprised, quite impressed with him, because I
Speaker 4: fully expected him to say I've got to make sure
Speaker 4: all the teas have dotted and all the eyes are crossed,
Speaker 4: because that's just how fucking dumb he is.
Speaker 1: He shaid, this is why we share a brain, because
Speaker 1: I thought the exact same I listened to and I
Speaker 1: had to rewind again about the oscar. I made sure
Speaker 1: he's right, because yeah. So he calls his mom and
Speaker 1: was like, he's like hey, and she goes, look, I'm
Speaker 1: on the way to take the car to Benita. And
Speaker 1: he explains that her car broke down. She needs transportation,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm in charge of getting her of
Speaker 1: the car. I'm dictating this show. Okay, okay. So his
Speaker 1: cousin Tyrrel picks him up. Who looks like he lives in.
Speaker 4: His car, and yeah, he kind of does. He looks
Speaker 4: like he needed there one hundred dollars Walmart gift car.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, whatever whatever they were offering. Phillis tank up
Speaker 1: that he was taking it. So Benita calls his mom, Nikita,
Speaker 1: to say, when are you bringing the car so I can.
Speaker 3: Go get mond Y wond Now he's got another nickname.
Speaker 1: Then nobody just calls him demand so nope, Bonita says
Speaker 1: it's gonna be around two. It's been around two, and
Speaker 1: then Charles, Nikita's Husband's like, yeah, you know, I'm at
Speaker 1: a doctor's appointment and it's taken longer, but then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring you the car, and Bonita goes back.
Speaker 4: I hope he's had an eye doctor so he could
Speaker 4: get those lenses walking around with those fucking frames off, and.
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm doing my best.
Speaker 1: And then Bonita goes but he's getting released between twelve
Speaker 1: and one, so he's just gonna be staying in and outside, yeah,
Speaker 1: and talking. Hippodita goes, I could just use a lift,
Speaker 1: but then how would that look? I'm driving up, took
Speaker 1: up my man at prison and a lift. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: it would look like you were on time, you know,
Speaker 1: because his other woman wasn't. So now it's two pm
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my god, like where are they?
Speaker 1: Where are they? I think something is fishy. I don't
Speaker 1: think something is fishy. I'm just going to catch a
Speaker 1: lift and they could just meet me over there with
Speaker 1: the car because.
Speaker 3: Something's going on.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: So she calls and is like where are you and
Speaker 3: they go, oh, we're twenty minutes away. She hangs up.
Speaker 3: So am I getting pumped? Like what is going on?
Speaker 3: It's because it's not adding up at all.
Speaker 4: It's not making anything, because what mom would be okay
Speaker 4: with her son being picked up from prison late?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and why wouldn't she just go, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: get him. We're already in the car, or we'll just.
Speaker 4: Go get him exactly.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: So she cries in the bathroom because she's frustrated, which
Speaker 1: I thought, Okay, this might be an actual real moment here,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: I think it was, because yeah, I felt that it was.
Speaker 1: So she says things aren't going like I'm planned, like,
Speaker 1: if they're not here, I am gonna get a lift.
Speaker 1: So in the talking head, MUMU says, all right, I
Speaker 1: talked to my PO, and my PO says, I have
Speaker 1: no curfew, no stipulations, but I gotta get over there
Speaker 1: to get ready to get re released because you know Bonita,
Speaker 1: she's like a detective and she's.
Speaker 4: Already an in investigative mode already.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he calls his mom and is like, okay, you
Speaker 1: take it the car to Bonita.
Speaker 3: What does she think?
Speaker 1: And Mom was like, she doesn't know anything, and I
Speaker 1: will tell you something. Bonita should be pretty fucking best
Speaker 1: at this mom for being a part of this.
Speaker 4: Okay, So James asked me, he goes Keisha, would you
Speaker 4: help scholar do some shit like that?
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, my stupid ass would.
Speaker 4: It's like his would. She would get cussed out at
Speaker 4: the end of it, like, don't put me in this
Speaker 4: kind of shit anymore.
Speaker 3: But I would. I would do it for my kid. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you would do it for we know you would do
Speaker 3: it too.
Speaker 4: Verything.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: So Charles and Nikita arrived with the car. It's a
Speaker 1: blue Lexus. I was like, damn, yeah, let me get
Speaker 1: this car from and Bodita is so polite, say, how
Speaker 1: are y'all doing.
Speaker 3: You're good to see you, and she goes.
Speaker 1: We're a little late, but that's okay. I'm excited to
Speaker 1: go see him. And then we see Mumoo's got two
Speaker 1: little sisters, Logan and Lacy, thirteen to nine, and they're like,
Speaker 1: we don't want to be on this show.
Speaker 3: Mumo's thirty. So I wonder if this is.
Speaker 1: Charle like Charles Indikita's. So Mom goes, hey, don't worry
Speaker 1: if you're a little late because the time got pushed
Speaker 1: back to three to five. Oh shit, and Bodita goes,
Speaker 1: what why and Mom goes, I don't know, that's just
Speaker 1: what I got told.
Speaker 3: And she's like, but.
Speaker 1: Somebody says it's a good thing for late. But all right,
Speaker 1: So they're talking to Bodita goes, I don't know how
Speaker 1: his mom would know that when he's not allowed to
Speaker 1: call when you're getting released. And we've seen this before,
Speaker 1: so right before you sure at least they can't call anybody. Nope,
Speaker 1: they cannot Nope. And she goes, but I'm trying not
Speaker 1: to overthink it because I'm excited to go get him.
Speaker 1: But I don't know how his mom would have known that.
Speaker 3: So here we go.
Speaker 4: Here's another example why he's too stupid to do something
Speaker 4: like this. But we're gonna have an even better example
Speaker 4: here in a second.
Speaker 1: So Mumu goes, oh god, like, I'm now back at
Speaker 1: the scene of the crime. I'm going back to X March,
Speaker 1: the spot. I'm having deja vous from yesterday. He goes,
Speaker 1: I got the same pants, the.
Speaker 3: Same shirt, stupid hairdoo. I got my paperwork. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He looks down and he's got on his red fancy
Speaker 1: sneakers and he left his Department of Corrections shoes over
Speaker 1: at Gigi's.
Speaker 4: Because he's too stupid to get He cannot do this right.
Speaker 4: For him to pull this off, he would need Bonita's help.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately he can't get her help.
Speaker 3: I mean, how do you.
Speaker 1: Fuck up on the shoes he puts on his cousin's
Speaker 1: slides that he's gotten in the back of his car
Speaker 1: because he lives in his car. And my question is
Speaker 1: he could have just left those shoes on and been like,
Speaker 1: Tyrell just drove up and brought me my shoes.
Speaker 4: And I thought, this is why we share, like you
Speaker 4: just said, because that's what I would have said when
Speaker 4: my cousin came through and.
Speaker 3: He brought me my shoes.
Speaker 4: But those shoes might have been in the storage unit.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But I thought this,
Speaker 3: I thought the same as that thing you did too.
Speaker 1: So she drives up, she gets out of the car,
Speaker 1: but sheouldn't have her shoe on. She jumps on him
Speaker 1: and she's like with these shoes on. He's like, I
Speaker 1: don't like this because she's so much bigger than him.
Speaker 1: He's a tiny little guy.
Speaker 4: He's very I mean, both of the girls are bigger
Speaker 4: than he is. Like he's he's he's petite.
Speaker 3: He's another Derek, but he's taller than u. Gigi was
Speaker 3: he yah, I don't.
Speaker 4: I couldn't tell because he was hiding behind her the
Speaker 4: whole entire time. Hidi from Ramadan, So he's a little
Speaker 4: fella for sure.
Speaker 1: First thing she says to him, I got some liquor
Speaker 1: you want to shot. I'm like, wow, they're in the car.
Speaker 1: He looks at her fake engagement ring and she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm would She's like, don't look at it too close to.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's too hard.
Speaker 1: He's like, God, I'm so happy to see you. So
Speaker 1: he's talking heady. He says, I know I got my
Speaker 1: hands full, and I don't have a favorite between Gigi
Speaker 1: and Bonita, but I'm ready to go one more night
Speaker 1: and then I.
Speaker 3: Could decide that's so gross. It's so gross.
Speaker 4: So basically he's said, whoever fucks me the best, it's
Speaker 4: gonna be my favorite.
Speaker 1: So he says to Bonita, he goes, what about de orders?
Speaker 1: You know I'm coming and he's like, yeah, obviously they've
Speaker 1: made the signs welcome home daddy, because I want to
Speaker 1: surprise her. And then Banita says, now, how did your
Speaker 1: mom know you were going to be coming out late?
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, something almost he mumbled something about
Speaker 1: how he had a little android phone that he flushed.
Speaker 3: He flushed, Yeah, huh okay, all right, so over it Gg's.
Speaker 1: She's like, he's been gone for a few hours, so
Speaker 1: he should be here like in a in in a
Speaker 1: few like in a few minutes, like he's been gone.
Speaker 3: So then she calls Tyrrell.
Speaker 1: Now she's the whole time, so this is either fake
Speaker 1: or I don't know what, but she calls her.
Speaker 4: I mean she's kind of nervous because she's having to
Speaker 4: call his cousin to check up on his whereabouts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she cast Tyrell and goes, are you a demand?
Speaker 1: And he goes no, and she goes, well do you know? Oh,
Speaker 1: Tyrrell just hangs up on.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He's like, I got my gift card, right, I got
Speaker 4: my camera time, I'm done, I'm.
Speaker 3: Done, and I'm down a pair of shoes.
Speaker 4: So yep, yep, yep, yeah he's done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she was like, I don't know why his
Speaker 1: phone is not on, Like this is weird.
Speaker 3: That's the end. That's the end.
Speaker 1: Come next time on, Kirsten cries to Brady. So he's
Speaker 1: in the car with her, so I don't know if
Speaker 1: she's visiting him, or he's now, or it's like three
Speaker 1: months later and he's out of the halfway house.
Speaker 4: I just assume she left her hotel before she left
Speaker 4: to go back home and stop by to see him.
Speaker 3: But I don't know if you can leave and go
Speaker 3: in the car with her.
Speaker 1: So one day in you know, so she cries to
Speaker 1: him and says, I'm just overwhelmed and I need help,
Speaker 1: and he goes, you knew what you were marrying. So
Speaker 1: I don't ever love that. I don't ever love that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: A friend tells there's a friend who has a face
Speaker 1: tattoo who's talking to Carrington and says, these men are
Speaker 1: in prison. They will make it sound like a freaking
Speaker 1: fairy tale. He's in prison.
Speaker 3: And she's like, that's what they did. I don't know.
Speaker 3: What do you think? Dia cries about having to leave
Speaker 3: Cyrus somewhere, so I don't know. She took him to
Speaker 3: his halfway house. Probably okay, all right?
Speaker 1: Uh Mumu says if Gigi find out I was over
Speaker 1: here with Benita, oh my god. And then we see
Speaker 1: the doorbell ring, but you know it's going to be
Speaker 1: like it's not it's.
Speaker 4: His mom, yeah, or it could be Gigi's mom on
Speaker 4: a fuck a horse again.
Speaker 3: It could be caught you motherfucker. Yeah, she's like never
Speaker 3: know with her street patrol.
Speaker 1: Michael tells Kaylee she should be in the fuck up Olympics.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's not wrong, because she should be, and
Speaker 4: she throws a drink on him because that's what they do.
Speaker 1: And then more on Rich fighting with Felicia and the
Speaker 1: family about maybe.
Speaker 3: Not being divorced. Oh unclear, unclear. And that's that, guys.
Speaker 3: That's your episode.
Speaker 1: Love After lock Up, and a couple of things. Tuesday
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Speaker 1: and join us. It'll be me and Keisha and Kimberly
Speaker 1: just just chatting it up for about an hour. Also
Speaker 1: our meetup. The link is in the show notes for
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Speaker 1: It's gonna be monkeys and back door friends, Liebra Loungers.
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Speaker 4: People will be like, hey, I got my tickets and
Speaker 4: what are you gonna wear? And I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to be half naked and warm ol at
Speaker 4: the same time. I don't know what I'm wearing yet,
Speaker 4: but I'm just I'm in disbelief.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're about halfway there with the amount of tickets
Speaker 1: we can sell and they've only been on top for
Speaker 1: two weeks and we're about halfway there because there's a
Speaker 1: certain amount because the space is not that huge that
Speaker 1: we could sell hundreds of tickets.
Speaker 4: So I mean, that's all James, you got to buy
Speaker 4: your ticket. He's like, I got to buy a ticket. Say, yeah,
Speaker 4: you gotta buy a ticket.
Speaker 3: No, he doesn't have to buy ticket.
Speaker 4: Well he already did.
Speaker 3: Oh damn it.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's gonna be He's gonna be working the door.
Speaker 1: We were gonna need him.
Speaker 4: So we get the more. I think he really might
Speaker 4: need to work security or worth the door.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he said, we're gonna get him
Speaker 1: a black T shirt that says security Security. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: y'all be afraid because he's a big man and he.
Speaker 3: Doesn't know how to wrestle.
Speaker 4: I'm only going to be working for one person.
Speaker 1: So and also again, please go listen to Keisha's latest episode.
Speaker 1: The interview with this is poly People is at the end,
Speaker 1: but the beginning is funny too.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Go and listen, and please follow us on social media
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Speaker 3: For any podcast you like, you should do that. It's
Speaker 3: a new thing. It's bringing it so important.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Keisha, I will see you on Tuesday for
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