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and Devians Junior Adventures and Friends. Welcome to the season
finale of Authors and Dragons presents the Dicey Bassards. I'm
Mka Gibson, also known to you is give you your host,
dungeon master and author of such books as Villain's Rule,
to Beat the Devil at many more. Who do we
have with me today? Full stack? So let's start alphabetically,
and I'm not gonna miss Emily this time. Let's start
with Robert Bevan. Robert Bevan, how are you, sir?
Speaker 3: Hello friends, I'm pretty good. My name is Robert Pevin.
I played the role of Jorsu the Sorcerer, The Sorcerer
with the Moser.
Speaker 4: In real life.
Speaker 3: If I'm right, The Caverns and Creatures series of comedy,
fantasy novels and short stories. Ah, the latest of which
Critical Failures ten X marks Your Mom is probably available
by the time this releases.
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Speaker 3: I would said, by the time this airs.
Speaker 2: Oh fair enough? All right, well, awesome do congratulations.
Speaker 3: Thank you, It's been a long time coming.
Speaker 2: Mister wall Tiery, how are you sir?
Speaker 4: Hey everyone, my name is Rick Waaltieri and I play
mook Face Eater in real life. I write several things,
but the thing you should be paying attention to is
my very first litter PG story time Chaser. It has
it all. It has horror, it has action, it has feels.
Why you still listen to me? Go buy it?
Speaker 2: See? That is everything in a horror action it feels
there's nothing else. Well cool do congratulations Anders as well.
Uh mister Hayes, how are you, sir?
Speaker 5: Doing well? All right? He's quick, he's expedient and in
battle he's an impediment. He's come Bear come back, played
by me.
Speaker 6: Drew Hayes, author of books series such as Superpowers, Villains,
Code and Roverpowered, the latest of which number two is
available on ebook, print and audio. Book right now as
you're listening to this, so you can go check that out.
It's the sequel to my first y A Friendly series.
They're smaller than normal, they're they're novella's, so pretty accessible
for younger readers. Uh, Making a chunky chilling Reflections came
out a few months ago. That's villain's code number three.
So there you go, both ends of the spectrum.
Speaker 2: So getting it from both ends by Drew has and
because K comes after age ms Kaplin, Emily, how are you?
Speaker 7: I'm good? I really want to make like a TikTok
dance or a cheer or a stomp to that that
little diddy Drew's just.
Speaker 2: Saying, all right, I was like I was. I was
clapping along, but it basically like to be aggressive but
with Combert exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm Emily E. M Kaplan. I write books under
em Kaplan, write cozy mysteries and a bunch of fun stuff.
And today I'm playing Claudia. Well actually I usually play Claudia, who,
as you may have already noticed, represents the beginner player
in this crew. So I'm just setting you up in
case I make some horrible mistakes, which you know most
like it. Most likely I will, or I'll try to.
Speaker 2: I had the beginner player. How long have been playing
Claudia now?
Speaker 7: I don't know, But the very first game I ever
played was when I DM this podcast in episode forty
something or other. Okay, and I haven't learned much since then.
Speaker 4: Well, we love you and I had you here.
Speaker 3: Nobody has I know where the initiative button is?
Speaker 5: Now, fuck off D, but do you know how to
click your character? First?
Speaker 2: Last, not least Steve Weather. I'll see how you doing, brother, Yeah?
Speaker 3: Doing well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no excuses for being bad at D
and D. Be doing this for fucking ages. I still
don't know what the initiative but is. Yeah, I'll be
playing stand Dandyliver washed up would be hero taking another
swing at glory decrepitly and easily telegraphed. And in real
life I write books such as Shoot the Dead, Go
by the Dead. That's a fun one, Okay, I.
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Speaker 2: All right, greetings. Oh this is Connie Stands Conscience. How
are you, folks. It's been something of a journey with
your old pald Connie, and I promise I wasn't gonna cry,
but I feel like a proud papa. It seems like
forever ago that we found Daniel Dandy Liver in his
own piss in the gutter, but he crawled out for
one last hurrah. We saved jorce. We're from a loveless marriage.
We made some shady deals and recruited a team. We
met Cnaudia, the bear strangling serial killer, Moose Moose Nope, good,
I got this right, moog Face, shitter face eater whatever
his name is, the self loathing elf, and Cabert the
rat chatting, monkey shifting druid who hates nature is. That's wacky,
I tell Stangle, please don't ut to shut up during
my time we are you. Look, we watched this crack
crew learn and grow as they fought hookers, chose their name,
use nude men as a smokescreen to escape the police,
navigated underwater dangers, they freed legally distinct monk tortals, assist
the police at a crime scene, sniped a fleeing child
at one hundred paces, escaped exploding buildings with a fist
full of ham, and so much more.
Speaker 1: Like there's a part of that story we should maybe
gloss over in future.
Speaker 2: Guy sniping the ham. The ham was excessive greasy meats.
But it was their last outing that where their skills camaraderie,
camaraderie and trust fully blossomed. The Dicey Bassards defeated the
two just two hags of that was keeping the town
of West Cherry under a curse, and they returned the
missing children Hourrah. We pick up two weeks later in
the town of West Cherry. It's morning, but a special morning,
for this is the first annual West Cherry Dicey Bassard's
Appreciation Gallop or d bag as the locals are calling it.
Speaker 3: Just one small correction, one fistful of him, two fistfuls
of greasy meat.
Speaker 6: I also want to call something out to the listeners
real quick before we get in. That sure sounded like
Connie met stand in some context and isn't his actual
naturally occurring conscience.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to throw that out as the edible guy.
Speaker 2: Con still trying to say I'm a bad guy in waiting,
and I don't like him getting out the plot stand kill.
Speaker 1: Him, d bag day. Let's get some mimosas.
Speaker 5: This way, it's foreshadowing and it doesn't come out of nowhere.
It's a payoff.
Speaker 2: We are I'd like that.
Speaker 1: We are all wake it up in the same bed. Still,
it's been two weeks.
Speaker 2: Bed because they blew up the inn and the rest
of the towns had like to deal with their kids
coming home. And you know a lot of these kids
were really troubled youth. I mean, really, these kids have
seen some ship. The only place for them to stay
was where the mayor, who was a hag is now dead.
So the dicey Basher's been put up for the last
two weeks in the Mayor's uh we'll call it a
mansion house sex tower, and that's in this on this
fine morning, they stretch in the giant bed as they are.
Speaker 4: Wont to do.
Speaker 2: The townspeople, they're all talking.
Speaker 4: The floor is yours?
Speaker 1: Say what you like about dead hags, but I haven't
added in a good night's sleep like that in a
long time.
Speaker 7: There seems to be a horse in our bed. No
horse head, luckily.
Speaker 1: Better than they're being an elk some way I should
have got father, Oh my god, head has been cut off.
But also there is a bad's body of it. What
is this message?
Speaker 6: I mean, how much more horrifying would that have been
if they had like stuck a person's body on that
horse's head. It's just like, hey, oh my god, also
be what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I know I'm being frettened, but I'm not sure how what.
Speaker 2: Well it kind of goes with like the House of
a Thousand Corpses that Rob zombie where they just like
stitch a guy to a mermaid thing for a sake
of a thing. So, yeah, they stitched a person onto
a horse for a diorama. You know that might be
going above and beyond.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it smells like a Sleep with the Fishes?
Speaker 1: Is everybody excited for d bag Day? This is the
great part about being a hero, you know, saving kids?
Well that's okay, I suppose, but appreciation a bit of
a kudos with the local townfolk. Now we start having
some fun.
Speaker 2: It's a great way to sell merch.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm wearing clothes, so you can see
how excited I am.
Speaker 6: Steve, I need to ask a favor of you, buddy.
I want you to write the scene of the guys
bringing the horse head into the bed, because I feel
like that's a potential to be like a Rosenkrantz and
Guildenstern of the modern age. And I just I feel
like you're the man for that job.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: I concur with that because that is that you made
an excellent point. Those things are heavy to Tommy Hagen
do it himself. But do you play guys?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like there's absolutely a scene in that of like
them having to sneak a fucking horse out of.
Speaker 5: The thing cut off its head.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, the comedy of airs of killing the horse,
you know, yeah, you know went wrong. They spent half
the night chasing it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm a heavy sleeper, but you know that's finesse.
Just slip an entire horsehead under the blanket, make it
sure only bleeds like a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So yeah, I I just I had to I
had to ask that of Steve. Well, that's what we
all want.
Speaker 2: You characters, you fine, you five fine folks are in
a giant bed and a sex act on d Bag Day.
What would you like to do?
Speaker 4: Get the fuck out of bed?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you haven't spending two weeks together in this,
but you've gotten cozy with it, so you know, go through.
Speaker 1: Why are you still nude? We've had two weeks.
Speaker 3: I don't want to get my uh my magic pants wrinkled.
Speaker 1: Like Cannarch.
Speaker 5: You of that?
Speaker 1: I mean I could, but I don't want to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, why do we have to look at the
other wrinkles?
Speaker 2: Claude?
Speaker 5: There any like? Now?
Speaker 2: I realized after two weeks? Are there any sex toys
left in this place? Are you swapping them in and
out for the ones you stole last time? I don't
know that's a good point. Did we after like the
after the credits rolled in the heroic? The heroic they played?
Speaker 1: Did we all just kind of like picking up dildos
off the k floor? Black and smoking dildos? You got, Claudia,
I told you i'd have them back to here.
Speaker 7: Oh god, yeah she is. She's gonna fling down that
those nipple tassels because they were so sorely disappointing.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that. It was it was a worthy effort,
but was this unfortunately bad role?
Speaker 7: But is there a mallet there? Do I see a mallet?
Speaker 5: You do?
Speaker 2: There are togs mallet? You could take whatever you want.
You've been living here for two weeks, I imagined, like
anything that has been nailed down, at some point, it
has ended up in your back and your bag, but
until you get bored and put something else back.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, it is such a raccoon. Can I have
this gracie trash?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yourself?
Speaker 4: Kid?
Speaker 2: Have you done anything to repair your koala mask?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's it's so another two weeks have gone by.
It is decaying, decomposing and stinking very badly because it
was just skin, blood and stuck to your face. I
mean you got washed off when you were in the
sewer water. If that's a good thing or a bad thing,
but you you spend a few days of west cherry
and blah blah blah. So another two weeks later, so
it's been almost almost exactly a month since you skin
that thing.
Speaker 7: So she probably does look like a raccoon.
Speaker 1: Why are you still wearing that Tibet.
Speaker 7: Oh fine, it's probably gonna fall off one of these
days anyway.
Speaker 1: All right, we've got a busy day ahead of us.
But one of these days, guys, we really need to
start having a conversation about fashion.
Speaker 4: Choicest you could nail it on.
Speaker 3: Goldilocks. Why are you wearing this? Why aren't you wearing this?
Speaker 1: I can't help but think in the middle ground you're
looking for is very achievable. Just put some fucking pants on, Josser.
Speaker 3: If I put a decaying koala around my junk, would you?
Would everybody be at the same time?
Speaker 2: Cobar's not wearing pants, So I mean, are we are?
We like rules for thee but not for me kind
of things thought.
Speaker 7: You will scrape off the rest of your mask and
offer it to George. It's time for It's time for
a new era.
Speaker 3: If I want to fuck her koala, I'll do a
live one.
Speaker 4: Well no, all right, Georgia discovers standards.
Speaker 3: I have to speak with animals now, so it could
be consensual.
Speaker 1: You have sleep with animals. Animals, But I'm just I'm
still trying to work out how trousers for a centaur
would work.
Speaker 2: Nope, poorly, No, their cargo pants, you know, their cargo shorts.
Speaker 1: So okay, everybody, I'm not expecting black tie today.
Speaker 5: I mean I think dance belt is really the only.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's we can all make a bit of
an effort, right, It's our special day. Stop being nude
and gross, everyone, please for just one day.
Speaker 7: So is d bag, douchebag or dime bag.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll see, out of party guys.
Speaker 2: From the stairs comes mister Preen, the butler of the mansion.
Good evening, everybody, or good morning. Pardon me, it's good morning.
There is black downstairs. If you're if you are hungry,
and the d bag day is in full preparation. People
are beginning to already start the preparer for the lunch.
They are they are, they're making the meals. They are
the tapping the kegs. The balloons are of course already flying.
They worked very hard put that together. This evening. There is,
of course, the the the mayoral candidate debates the children
at the school. The children's school are putting on the
presentation about the dicey bastards this afternoon, and then the
final votes will happen tonight. In secret. Papa, anything I'm
missing oh, you have guests downstairs. People come to see
the two team.
Speaker 4: Do they have arrest warrants?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, they specifically are speaking. I wish to speak
to mister Dandy Liver and to mister the Joyce or specifically.
But the other you three are also included. Apparently you're
all part of the same group that he seeks counseled
with the he houstled. Yeah, well he says, he's he's
your better factor.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, well that's put a bit of adapting
thing that I suppose we owe him. Some of it's
money that I have probably gambled quite a large volume
of buy now.
Speaker 2: Seeing this people speaking of the gambling. The gambling den
is open today as well. The premiere game twenty one
is available for anybody wants to play. The den is
is Yes, people are gambling already.
Speaker 1: We got some money last time for being heroes, right, So.
Speaker 2: The mister pren goes to his list of things, so
out of game, Yes, you have the money that I
don't know. Moo got a whole bunch of it when
it got I don't know what he's shared with the
rest of you.
Speaker 4: There's a whole lot of stand was gonna gamble it
away not much.
Speaker 2: But because you guys brought back fifty two children in
total at at one hundred gold per kid, at fifty
two hundred gold is what you guys have, So everybody
got approximately one thousand gold and then a little extra
for the divvy. So yeah, you guys have some scratch
so plus whatever move, plus there was other there was
another approximate Mood, how much money did I give you?
Speaker 4: Was a round so six hundred tweet yep, twenty six hundred.
And then when I was scavenging in like you know,
the where the children were being held, get pick up
another three hundred and fifty yep.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I got a little around three grand there
and another five grand you guys forgot for bringing back
the kids. So approximately eight thousands worth of gold. Uh.
But again I don't know if Mood share the twenty
six hundred or his three grand with the party. That's
on him.
Speaker 1: So people are probably too scared to ask, I imagine. Well,
let's just assume to uh stand as broke even for
the for the last two weeks for a change. Yeah, okay,
well let's not let this bring us down, uh brush,
our teeth have some mimosas pay off the mob bus.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean there there is other option.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't have to brush your teeth.
Speaker 4: I suppose, well, i'd bean mob buses sometimes meet with accidents.
Speaker 2: He is, he is downstairs right now.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: I believe Father Brandon. I believe his name is yes, Oh, yes, father.
Speaker 6: I would counsel caution on that particular regard. You wouldn't
be the first to attempt that with Father Brendan. But
he's still kicking.
Speaker 1: Yeah. As much as I admire era enthusiasm, it is
very early for murder. Let's just try to play myself.
Speaker 4: Just move. Just pointed out that people are only alive
until they're not.
Speaker 1: You could say people are already alive until I decide.
Speaker 2: That's a good line. That's a good line.
Speaker 3: All right. Today it's a special day. Georcier would like
to go through his bag of clothes and find the
fanciest clothes he has available.
Speaker 2: All right, let me see what kind of clothes are
you looking for?
Speaker 1: The fancy fashion show time. This is my favorite part
of the podcast.
Speaker 2: You say fancy Are you looking for a fancy robe?
Are you looking for fancy? Because you have the flash
pants which are kind of fancy. I have safety pants,
safety pants. Excuse me, there are other flash pants too.
There's another set of magic items of folks that folks
have those as well. But uh, you have the safety pants.
Speaker 1: Uh, the safety pants, particularly flash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like too much of a safe option.
Speaker 2: They're more like pantaloons, you know, they're they're they're they're
brightly colored pants. Lose with the flash pants. Those are
like more like that that kind of like, oh, there's
silvery uh like.
Speaker 3: Well, definitely flash pants. What have I got in the
way of a top?
Speaker 2: Uh, Well, there's you had a little whole lot of
clothes that were left over from like when you usually uh,
there are plenty of old robes, tops, things like that.
There's one or two like uh, like those really shitty
like lacey cravat style shirts that like the oh the
the cars was in Tavern had where murdered and Claudia
was reborn. There're a lot of left over closes there,
so you can find like one of those like really
gaudy you know, merchant ye kind of really things if
you're looking for that.
Speaker 4: And there's there's nipple tassels that Chlaudia didn't like that
is true.
Speaker 3: Well, if I'm gonna wear those, then I don't need
a top.
Speaker 1: But yep, I believe that's how it works.
Speaker 2: Uh, you can find a cumber bund. You can find
like probably a nice uh coach you know, uh, you know,
the fantasy version of a sport coat.
Speaker 3: So I'll just I'll go for something flowery and loose fitting.
Speaker 2: Okay, back to the momo. Then got it.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: Yes, Uh, the food breakfast is waiting downstairs. I will
meet you down. There is everybody going downstairs to uh
the but around long enough to watch Joe sp Well, no,
he's the butler. He's probably helping, like he's like, here's
I will He's like he's like he's looking at it. Yeah,
here's the thing he's been. Okay, mister Preen has been
the butler for this, for this uh this estate for
a while. Remember that you're standing of the previous mayor,
Hags sex addicts. So he's seen some stuff and it's
like he's not faced. He's like Alfred, nothing phases him.
Speaker 3: So I was like, it is what it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's like, wal it's worth but better. So yep,
he knows how to keep it his mouth shut his beak. Yeah,
I mean he'll regurgitate food back your mouth.
Speaker 1: But that's what you need to.
Speaker 2: He'll show it up for you.
Speaker 1: So that's good tonight.
Speaker 2: He's an Ara Cooca, so yeah, he's a bird person.
So all right, h it's everybody what he'd head downstairs
and meet with Father Brandon.
Speaker 5: Sure, all right, okay.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 2: You guys are at the top of the stairs, coming downstairs.
Mister Preen meets you as already down there. He has said,
drinks and some food out to the tables by the fireplace.
Father Brandon's stands next to missus. The sorcerer, Oh here
comes to kill Joe the lads. Weekend is over, Father Brandon,
And this is the sorcerer, your guests. And he stands
by the door as per instructions, and locks it and
stands guard.
Speaker 1: Ah, Father Brandon, Joelstra's wife. We were just on our
way to come and see you, but of course the
people of this town wanted to hold a celebration for us.
We felt obligated. Of course.
Speaker 5: It's good.
Speaker 2: Pr is that the line you want to go with.
Are you sure about that?
Speaker 1: Well, it's mostly true, which you know, in this day
and age, that's all you're getting left robby persuasion. This
is technically something he's supposed to be very good at. Yes,
but it is early twenty one, pretty, I.
Speaker 2: See, I see, Well, I have you known, mister Danny
Liverett's it's been about a month, so you're not overdue
on your bill. Yet we have others to discuss, like oh,
the cockboond that disappeared, and obviously you're making waves here
in West Sherry, so yeah, we have some things to discuss.
Payments to be old miss is the Sorcerer. Uh, you know,
whether the bomb has gone or not. You know, there
are still agreements that were made, mister Georcery. I believe
you of fifty percent of your income to Missus the Sorcerer,
do I rough? That's kind of what you're agreed on.
Speaker 3: All right, that's fine. So I was gonna ask movies.
Speaker 2: That's why you told stay. I pulled back a lot
of the old episodes. You're like, I, actually, can I
get paid for? Can I get not get paid? I
don't owe her anything?
Speaker 3: Well that's what I was just thinking. You know, Mook
found all that money, and I said, all right, you
hold on.
Speaker 4: To that right.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing, is like, but you guys did
get after the kids. Each one of you did get
a thousand gold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'll cough up five hundred.
Speaker 2: Okay cool. Uh she seems to be pleased. She's like,
how are you doing, Jersey Lovely? I see jealousy and
uh so is it true that you're running for mayor?
Speaker 4: I hear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of wanted to get out of it,
but it could be uh yeah, now that the hags
are dead, but it could be advantageous.
Speaker 2: That's another thing I like to discuss with you. Now,
mister Dan Delivery, you do owe me ten percent of
your gross income for your team, of course, of course,
so so out of the eight thousand, you overhim eight hundred.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'll call from the a hundred. Okay.
Speaker 2: And uh, He's like, but there's something I want to
discuss with you. I understand that mister Joyce is trying
to run from mayor. I'm not sure I want him
to have that job. You guys have other things you
want to do, but I do want to put my
person in place, so I want you to help me
make my candidate win.
Speaker 1: It seems to me that the best way to make
your candidate win is for Jocera to run for Maya.
Speaker 2: That's my thought as well. So I figure, if he
gets up on the station just is himself, I don't
think it cares gonna be a problem. But we have
to beat the other We have to beat the other candidates.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, i'd love to tell you that
where we're going to help Joecera usingly lose this campaign,
but really we're just going to watch and see what happens.
That was the That was the plan, right, We were
just going to watch and laugh at Jouser as it
all went horribly wrong, and democracy as we know it
was dragged through the ship.
Speaker 5: I can't imagine we would contribute that was.
Speaker 1: The plan, mimosas and democracy dying.
Speaker 4: Also, we will just point out that if possible other
candidates could have accident.
Speaker 1: It is possible. You're rather a fatalistic move.
Speaker 5: But entirely his go to move is just he's consistent.
Speaker 4: World out there, lots of people have accidents.
Speaker 5: His way to work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just queuing at the bar. He's like, it's
entirely possible. Everyone in front of I mean, it's cue.
You could have some kind of accident, some kind of
sword based accident.
Speaker 2: All right, Father Brandon waves his hand and a uh,
the invisibil invisibility spell is dismissed, and there is a
half eleven woman standing there. It's like, this is my
candidate when she is a she is a member of
she's part of this community, and she's one of my contacts.
I want her to win the mayors shit.
Speaker 1: Stan will go into a huddle of everyone, like I know,
we're pretty confident that Jowser is a fuckhead and he's
going to lose this get my whole candidate. But she's
a woman, Google point health.
Speaker 2: Also she half help, half help, oh god.
Speaker 1: By a project project make jewser a great.
Speaker 2: Don't know the rest because I enjoyed before we got canceled.
It was really fun.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: You could tell me it's uh, it's misogynistic, but tell
me I'm wrong. You can't get your internet fuck.
Speaker 2: You now the way Father birds like the way I
understand it. The only other person running from mayor is
the sheriff. Sheriff Quinn is running for mayor as well.
He wants to take control of this down and I
don't want that because he doesn't play ball with me.
Uh so, thank god the Palatin person left. But yeah,
miss wis winner. Here's she's agreeable to my way of thinking.
And I would like that my I would like the
town of West Charity to become more aligned with the
town that stand and I hail from.
Speaker 4: So well, technically we deputies, and if we suspected sheriff
of Henus crime, who's to say that he didn't resist
the rest.
Speaker 1: It's just another classic move hypothetical situation.
Speaker 2: Or you know, depending on how matter what happens up
on the stage. There is a ballot box not too
far from the fair grounds that you know, if something
was to change that box the results to ensure what happens,
you know, maybe a small heist, maybe someone breaks gets
past everybody to open take the old ballots out or
place the new ballots in.
Speaker 4: Things could happen that would require us to have confident rogue.
Speaker 1: I'll try not to say that personally. Okay, all right,
I think our day of frivolity and relaxation has just
become a lot more complicated, but we can still enjoy
d bag day.
Speaker 2: And as oh by all means yes, yes, I hear
the school they're putting on a school play. For you,
nothing's greater than kids.
Speaker 1: Putting out a play. Oh yeah, maybe we should have
left them in the fucking minds.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, well, you can drink through that, so it'll be fine. Okay,
leave it with his father, Brandon. I'm confident and our
team will come up with a way to make sure
this campaign goes in your candidates favor.
Speaker 2: So he will from his robes. He will produce a
stack of ballots, pre written ballots, and put it on
the table. Mister Preen knowingly looks away as if I've
always enjoyed this spot on the floor as my favorit
as part of the floor to clean. Right over here,
near the toilet. I will be near the toilet, not
paying attention.
Speaker 1: He's a good butler. Stand, good butler.
Speaker 5: Stand.
Speaker 7: Everyone will notice if you leave the room. No one
will notice if I leave. Would you like me to
take the ballots to the ballot box?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, nobody would notice that woman with dead kawala
unfaced left room.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think she might be vastly underestimating her would.
Speaker 2: What I suggest is you spend the day going around
the town meeting people. Some people are early voting. Sure,
but you know there will be a large rush of
people trying to vote after the debate, so uh, that
might be your best time after that's over. So remember
how yeah, yeah, it's a certain amount of people voting
in the town. You can't have extra votes.
Speaker 1: So much as I'm in favor of voter fraud because
it does sound fun, I really think we can probably
clinch this in the debate. Ground Sheriff Quinn is a drunk.
Speaker 2: However, you see it, as long as my problem, my
person wins, we don't have a problem.
Speaker 3: A world class master the bitter.
Speaker 5: Yes, you see, that's that's the kind of gold that
I'll put this.
Speaker 4: In the back. Weally not the fifth level yet or
is this kind of a well no, that's up to
the person.
Speaker 5: Like I.
Speaker 1: I have no problem for you guys being fifth level now.
Speaker 4: So because technically if we're fifth level, Georgia and I
both have familiars that can turn invisible mm hmm, and
invisible creatures can do a lot of things.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 1: I reckon Joecera has an over familiar.
Speaker 2: Now, I would not be with this if I didn't
warn you ahead of time. There are even even for
a smallish town as West Cherry. There are certain magical
devices in play to help stop so it might come
down to actual, good old fashioned skullduggery. Uh so, yes,
anti invisibility charms are probably in effect around the lock box,
so it's gonna require some nimble hands if that's the
route you want to go. If you want to ensure
the candidates go a different route then However, again, as
long as miss winner here becomes my my mayor, we
don't have a problem.
Speaker 5: What kind of set up specifically, so rogues could shine
in a way that wizard rogues couldn't.
Speaker 1: What's about.
Speaker 2: Feedback for a while?
Speaker 1: So I'm a contrarian, so I'm taking a level in may.
Fuck you?
Speaker 7: What kind of skulls can I dig up?
Speaker 1: As many as you like, darling? But after the debate, Yeah,
to your point about you being less noticeable, I don't
think I've met a more noticeable woman. And I do
mean that and compliments and a comment on your hygie, but.
Speaker 7: I'm still not qualified to be mayor?
Speaker 2: Am I?
Speaker 1: Well with us? Look at it, run We've got a drunk,
a dawcer, and a mob plant.
Speaker 2: So you want to run for may? When a silver
star waves like when you say that, she's like, hello,
I'm the plant.
Speaker 6: Honestly in this town, I'm told and everyone you've got
a pretty good chance of winning.
Speaker 1: She just went outside. You went, Yes, I am a
mop plant. End of the day.
Speaker 7: All right, she's a winner.
Speaker 6: Yes, I just see her, Claudia walking on stage. Is
a real nice town. Be a shame if you elected
the wrong mayor and something happened.
Speaker 2: To it, well, I will leave you to your devices,
of course, I will hear whatever happens. Missus the Sorcery
ready to return to the town of Galahad. And she
says almost, and she comes over and she gives Georcer
a kiss on the cheeks. She's like, well it was fun, Georsey,
but you sed toll ww me a lot of money,
so don't forget about it.
Speaker 3: I'm paid up.
Speaker 5: For now.
Speaker 2: Okay, he will get more money in the future. I
assume I wouldn't assume too much. And Father Brandon will
remind you that you have a deal with him, like
to the riches that you get while you're in on
your little quest distract him, and intelligence that you get
about various things supposed to pass that stuff back. So uh,
you do have a magical He gave you a magical
coin pers to send money back and you never have.
Speaker 1: So who had the magical coin person?
Speaker 4: It was you?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I I come blame this.
Speaker 5: On Joger, right, Okay, I mean you could try.
Speaker 2: He gave you a It was way back when you
guys first rescue Georgia from from the barbecue. You gave
you a magical coin person that anything you put into
it goes one way to him. So you could leave
slips of paper notes, you coul pass information to cold Bear,
who could get information back that way. But yeah, so
it's been a month, so it's kind of like, hey,
don't forget you owe me a monthly fee.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually, giving the magical coin purse that takes the
money away to depths instantly is probably a good thing
for the gambling addict to have.
Speaker 2: So what I recommend now is, because you guys been
talking for while, we're gonna fast forward a little bit.
So it's get right around lunchtime so and every so
everybody should probably head over to the fair grounds so
you could like eat, drink mingle and you got in
the least case out the location where the lock box
is going to be before you have to go to
the school play.
Speaker 1: Are we carrying our fixed fake ballots with us?
Speaker 2: That's why he left him sitting on the table. That's
for you to side. So father Brand and missus the
grocer will now they will teleport away and we wish
you luck and don't don't fuck us up.
Speaker 1: We'll try, I'm sure.
Speaker 2: So, uh, Miss Winters silver Star, She's like, she's like, well,
let me know if you need anything. I'll see you
guys at the debate stage.
Speaker 1: You got it happened to have like some unions behind you,
do you?
Speaker 2: Uh no, I wasn't informed of that. I mean, he
was like, she's not like, she's not firing all cylinders.
She just kind of like, no, but I'll ask that's
a good question. Thank you.
Speaker 7: You'll go fu unless you explicitly banned Claudia from taking
the ballots. She's going to take the ballots.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, please, She'll she'll hand them to you
like here, no no oh, Stan is already had free mimosis.
Speaker 7: Okay, she's taking the ballance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, all right, So with a n with
a with a morning brunch mimosa building a side of
you I think it's time for some lunch, So I'll
tell you guys over to the uh the fairground lunchtime,
Mimosas you guys leave the Layers mansion and start walking
down the path you come to, you hear the rab
on the business of.
Speaker 5: People eating, And are those balloons of us?
Speaker 2: They are giant?
Speaker 5: Oh thank god, I thought that was us dancing for
a minute.
Speaker 2: Well that's where I stole it from. So thanks for
our friend. You made the dancing thing. I said, these
were make for excellent balloons. So yes, I cut and
paste and added there this morning. So they are twenty
five foot giant balloons flying above the tree tops, tethered
to these kegs.
Speaker 6: I'm just imagining the dorser one getting loose and getting
stuck outside of some kid's window.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just it's unfortunately, it's flapping him against the
window like crotchat.
Speaker 5: Space, like waking up to like that. That's a that's
a villain origin story.
Speaker 2: That Yeah, that's a nightmare fuel ready to happen. Yeah,
a thousand percent. So there are a lot of people
in the town right now. There are people cooking like
they're getting you know, they're making some pizzas. There's some hams,
there's some meats. There's all kinds of things that people
already tapped the kegs early. Uh, there's a lace gathering
around and like obviously the heads of the heads of
the table for you guys, for anybody special. In the
bottom right corner, you will see a statue overlooking a box.
The boxes do not open. There are people lined up
that're going between the passage to vote in seek in private.
So they write something on so the paper and slip
it into the box.
Speaker 1: Well, looks like we found a ballot box. Let's cool
tampering with that plan. D Maybe, I mean it's still
quite bright out. I think the debate happens later on.
Maybe we went to things kind of everyone's a little
bit drunk. Then we make our move on the ballot.
Speaker 5: Box is D for definitely going to happen as soon
as Claudia gets a chance.
Speaker 1: Probably yes for do it. Now I realize that I'm
just making sounds that just don't mean anything to Claudia
at all. But I'm making a plan for my own amusement.
I don't think it's going to happen, but the table
is open. I still think if we put jawser and
we get share of Quinn hammered for the debate, our
winning candidate has this in the bag.
Speaker 4: Well it wasn't Sheriff Flick horribly addicted to cocaine, so
it shouldn't be difficult.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, all right, give you a give me
perception check.
Speaker 4: On that one.
Speaker 5: Yeah. On the other hand, doesn't that mean you're going
to need a lot of cocaine.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's going to be a problem. Get
to twenty one, fantastic you are. It's been two weeks
and you'll notice that after your patron, uh pink read
left this area to kind of go out on our own,
so to the cocaine. So people, it has dried up,
and unfortunately people are just uh they're scratchy, they're itchy,
they're not happy, you know, like they're the traffic to
cocaine to this town that has stopped. So people are
eating a lots the way the one they used to
be really skinny. They're all like, oh god, I'm hungry again.
So uh, a lot of food, little more drinking than necessary.
Speaker 4: So okay, so moo move moo right, Yeah, so sureff
going to be jonesing for what technically any white powder
he sees he going to snort. So perhaps if we
maybe I don't know, take our weapons, make iron filings
or so, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, that's bratial that don't work. Move here, twisted genius.
Let's not traumatize everyone they've called ballooms.
Speaker 5: Move.
Speaker 1: It's a happy days.
Speaker 2: There's like people are talking like there are a lot
of the common folk or like the west cherry folk
are looking over.
Speaker 5: They're like, that's the heroes.
Speaker 2: They're the d bags. Oh my god, it's this, that's
this day.
Speaker 1: They're right there, right there. I have to do something
about the d bag thing.
Speaker 5: This.
Speaker 2: I guess some people got that, like they've got the
the unauthorized Like I came to d Bag celebration day
t shirt kind of thing, so.
Speaker 1: I know I got it was this T shirt. Also
some balls in my mouth.
Speaker 2: To give me.
Speaker 6: I'd like to roll a perception check to see if
I can find anything with which I might be able
to grind something up.
Speaker 2: It's good straight for them. Well that is like, well,
there's a lot of walks around me. I don't know
what are you looking for?
Speaker 5: A lot of silverware, like you know, a bowl maybe
something that's a mortar and pestel would obviously be ideal,
but something that could.
Speaker 2: I'll say this like, I mean, have these like some
of these are crack peppercorns like this, it's there is
a full spread being like kitchen and supplies around her.
So give me an investigation check. Don't get above a five,
and you'll find to grind something up easily.
Speaker 5: So it has to be investigation, not perception.
Speaker 2: Huh No, because I just noticed them. You're actively looking
for something.
Speaker 5: Natural.
Speaker 2: Two, so you find too.
Speaker 6: Okay, I will take the mortar and pestle, and then
I will cast good berry because now I'm just curious
what happens if you grind up and snort good berries.
Speaker 2: The same thing happens. It's it's a magical berries. So
however you ingest it, I mean, you can booth it
if you want.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean sure, I know that as the as
the player, but you know sure Cober just got inspired
to try something new.
Speaker 1: Fair enough, well, it had a kind of initiative and
flexible thinking that we need.
Speaker 6: I will I will put as many as I can
into the mortar and pestle, and if there's any leftover,
I'll just kind of hand them out to the group
as they like.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, well you cast it. It's like how many
every many appears, so you want to think.
Speaker 4: Okay, so who can't help? But notice, you know, fancy
of man like you compared decides to stort good berry
is a good idea. Moot tries to poison sure with
iron filing's bad idea.
Speaker 1: I think this is still going to work out horribly
because Fee snorting like eight good berries at once. You
know it, If you eat like eight good berries, that
has a reaction. It's got to go somewhere. You can't whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What did I say I was gonna do it? Yeah,
I'm just saying this is potential here. Maybe Sheriff Quinn
explodes in a fountain of diarrhea.
Speaker 3: We don.
Speaker 5: Oh that's yeah. It's like cramming a bunch of meals,
all right, So it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna get Wally Walter really fucking fast.
Speaker 5: Yeah. How many did they? How many fit in the
mortar and pestle.
Speaker 2: You're probably like seven or eight of them.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll put in the eight and then two. Does
anybody want a good berry? Good for one hit points?
Speaker 1: No, I'm saving for party food.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. My my hip points
are full.
Speaker 5: And I'm not saying you have to eat it right now.
I'm just saying, do you want to take a good
berry just in case and in the.
Speaker 2: Next twenty four hours you need to pop it?
Speaker 5: You're good?
Speaker 2: So yeah, so people, some people are voting. The first
line seems to be done. Some people like, there's a
couple of there's this elf up here is tapping the keg.
He's coming over here with his friend.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: They look at him. There's two to your northeast. They're like,
that's him. He's awesome. He's like the best dude right.
Speaker 1: Now him move the elf lever.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I'd like to go eat at
one of the tables near the the voting line, and
I want to cast the detect thoughts on one of
the people that are in the line.
Speaker 2: Sure, so you come down to this, there's an open
seat down here and you take a seat with the
common folks like, oh my god, one of the hero
one of the d bacs, sir, please buy all me.
It's take a seat.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 4: You know, wonderful?
Speaker 2: So, so is it true you're so we've all we've
heard you're gonna vote like I mean, seem not vote,
but you're gonna like you're running for mayor. So what
what kind of like what kind of like campaign? A
you're running on the good one?
Speaker 7: Look at George. Look at Georgia over there, greasing palms.
Speaker 2: That's that's just Ham that's left right, It's more likely
he's hit great.
Speaker 3: A campaign of wonder.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So what are you going to do about
like the rehabilitation of the the children for example, some
of those kids came back really messed up, and they're like,
there's some of them like being I hear some of
the some people are using them in the fighting pits
to like, you know, because they get their aggression now.
And some people are betting on that. So that's not cool.
Yes they are, Oh wow, okay, but what what's your
plan to like help rehability these kids? For example?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 3: Oh, dear past them Ham?
Speaker 2: Okay, uh so they pass you Ham, you know, not
a problem, salty and sweet? All right, So you're detecting
thoughts of them.
Speaker 3: I'm you know, I'm one of the people that are
actually voting. Just pick one at random, Okay.
Speaker 2: So there's this one halfling who's who over here to?
You're right, they just voted there and they're leaving now.
Speaker 3: All right? Can I tell who they voted for?
Speaker 5: Oh? You see?
Speaker 2: Is there so detect thoughts?
Speaker 5: Is it like?
Speaker 2: And is that a roll spell? Is it a spells?
I can't. It's been wile since I play with that.
Speaker 3: All right, I've got to pulled up here.
Speaker 1: If his thoughts were why is that creepy chubby man
staring at.
Speaker 2: Me holding his fingers to his forehead, you know, profressor accent,
I'll chilling have.
Speaker 3: All right. It doesn't look like there's a saving throw.
You initially learned the surface thoughts of the creature as
an action. You can either oh, I can shift to
a different creature.
Speaker 2: So I think there's a surface But if you want
to like get to deeper things without the roll, some
kind of save I believe.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I'll start with surface thoughts.
Speaker 2: Surface thoughts are like, I did it, I voted earlier,
did my duty. You know, I got to do what's
best for West Cherry. Oh is her ham?
Speaker 1: I better go post this on the internet.
Speaker 2: I got to take a picture of myself, like somebody
knows that I believe.
Speaker 3: Me think, so I should proved deeper. All right, all right,
now they're making.
Speaker 1: Okay, but the two people Choicer was just talking to,
he's just he's taken a big mouthful of hamstead at
someone for an uncomfortable time. But that just said that line.
Speaker 3: All right, Well this is the reaction to what I
plan to do with the children.
Speaker 2: All right. So they rolled the halfling who voted roll
a seven, so they probably failed their wisdom saving throw
uh deeper thoughts. You can probe that, like, yeah, they voted,
but they're voting for Sheriff Quinn because they believe on
his platform of a strict rehabilitation uh military service. Sheriff
Quinn believes that everybody needs to do some kind of
compulsory thing for the town of West Cherry, so they
have to spend at least about at least six months
to a year or some form of service, but then
they can give back. It's like, it's yeah, it's kind
of it's very like uh oh bloody hell, pinelining in
his way of thinking, so fucking conformed. Uh other mashed potatoes, Yes,
there are mashed potatoes.
Speaker 3: I want to grab a handful and throw it at
the halfling.
Speaker 2: God, all right, give me, give me an attack roll
with an arm, an arm strike, an arm rain strike.
Speaker 5: And we thought he was going to make it to
the debate.
Speaker 1: Let's see how this plays out. Yeah, this might be politically.
Speaker 3: How do I do an unarmed strike? I want to see.
Speaker 2: I want to see a crit with twenty and give
me a your strength modifier. It's it's not match my deck.
Starting web drank modifier rolled me a D twenty unless
you have potato lergy. Okay, five, you missed the mass potatoes.
The map potatoes go wide, but you got the halfling's attention.
Speaker 1: It's quite hot to fray.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pretend it wasn't me. I'll lick the potatoes
off my hand.
Speaker 2: Act of a perception check for the guy for the uh.
Let's see if he notices he doesn't flying potatoes. You
know it's going over here to tap some more of
this keg over here.
Speaker 1: So yeah, nothing happened until somebody froze a handful of
mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2: So some more of the commenters see you sitting down
with them like, hey, so what are you gonna do?
And they're all asking that campaign promises that you're starting
to get a crowd.
Speaker 1: Georser, Oh no, the rest of just watch, just just
watching this unfold with mild.
Speaker 2: Heart, because like we don't know the mystery the mystery person.
Like when she's we know when a she was, she
was actually you know, one of the she she worked
in the school for a while. But then she's also
like she's one of those you know, I think she
was like an accountant or a tax collector. But it
doesn't matter whether I know she's running. But the sheriff
hasn't even come down from his from his from the
shriff station to be with us, but you have. So
this is really cool. So you know, what do you
want to do?
Speaker 3: What do you It's my understanding that I'm supposed to
try my best to do to and you know, and
that is supposed to make it not work. So I'm
gonna try my best. Okay, I'm gonna let the crowd
got I'm gonna wave some more people and got the round, okay,
And I want to get as many people crammed towards
me and.
Speaker 2: Right now because the people are it is meal time,
so people are some people haven't even cast a votes,
so they're like they're they're curious, but yet people I
want all right, well, you've got a good like it
looks like eight or nine people, so.
Speaker 3: All right, I want to use my fay presence to
charm them. Okay, okay, let's see as an action work,
all right. Save. As an action, you can cause each
creature in a ten foot cube originating from you to
make a wisdom saving throw against your warlock spell saved DC.
Creatures that fail their saving throws are all charmed or
frightened by you, your choice. I want to charm them, Okay,
and uh yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5: All right, so it's really funny to go the other one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it probably would have been more politic expedient to
go to you have avoid the oaks are coming for
your jobs, guys.
Speaker 2: Cube, So five ten, five ten, five ten you can
get basically from you. It's kind of like that. So
it's like you can get these three or the three
to the rice. So you know, we only get like
three of them approximately at any points.
Speaker 3: So m all right, maybe I'll try this try again
after a short rest after I finish my meal. But
let's let's give it a whorld see how it goes.
Speaker 2: Okay, give it a shot. So, uh, so you're trying
for three of them all roll three D twenties and
see what the uh? Because they're commoners, so they don't
have much in the way of things. So a seventeen
so one fails? Should I think you're because your warlock? Uh,
you're basically your h what is the saving throw?
Speaker 5: Again?
Speaker 2: It's against your so it's the same thing. It's the
same thing as your source for because they're both uh
what's called base charisma? So so what's your spell SAVC
right now?
Speaker 4: Should be like eight?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 1: A twelve or fourteen?
Speaker 3: I don't know where is that?
Speaker 2: It's all it.
Speaker 4: Should sit on your character shoot under features and traits features.
Speaker 2: You should also be up up near your spells too,
like he's.
Speaker 4: Like under fate presidents. It should say make a saving
throw DC.
Speaker 2: Whatever tacking save save DC is fourteen? Okay, so two
of them fail and two of them making one fails?
All right, So the third So you've got let's say
this common or got this common dude right here, this
this every man, this every Joe here, John Smith? What
do you want to do? We're trying to try?
Speaker 3: All right? Well, you know I'm still gonna make this
request to everyone, and you know that. Okay, hopefully the
charm person will have a little more weight. You should
go vote for me right now.
Speaker 2: It's actually, you know, you're the only one that came
down and talked to was that sounds like a good idea.
I'm just seeing that he starts like he's actually know
what he's gonna He's gonna try to persuade.
Speaker 5: Is magically enhanced words.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try to prospere sixteen. He's you know, uh,
he tries to persuade some other people. Let me see here.
Uh uh two, well, three of them resist and one
out of the body goes like this other this halfling,
I already voted with this this dwarf, this dwarf lace.
She's like, you know what, that's a good idea. So
two of them, well have to vote for you right now.
Speaker 4: Let me ask a question. This is the tourists were
mostly like, you know, drawing attention of the crowd.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: He's well, the people in this lower right quadront the
other people ye closer to you, guys, you got a
lot of eyes on you, moog. A lot of people
are staying at Laity for different reasons. Stand in the stands.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: Some people looking at the balloons and look at stand
look at the balloon. They're like, stand in the balloon
like it's kind of cool.
Speaker 4: So Google stand up and turn to stand and he's like,
so we'll just gonna walk over and talk to these
fine elves up here and not do anything nefarious like
lead them into woods and murder them.
Speaker 5: So, uh, we'll be back all right.
Speaker 1: Then try and find out how they voted.
Speaker 2: Full fest Yeah, oh my god, mister mister Freciater, Oh
my god, you're the best. Okay cool Echol's up, dude,
So up.
Speaker 4: Earnings, fellow elves.
Speaker 3: So did you vote yet?
Speaker 2: Uh? They start speaking back to you and Elvin Well,
of course we did, sir, answer because because you're miss
you know, mister Jorser is your friend, we voted for him,
of course.
Speaker 4: Really no, no, no need to be racist, just speak,
just just speak common or or eloquent tungulik orc.
Speaker 2: They blank at each other like, uh, okay, yeah, yeah, cool,
your comments comments good? Uh yeah, I mean yeah, we
voted for well, you heard us, you know.
Speaker 3: Yes, he heard you.
Speaker 4: But Wuke has something important to show you. And since
you elve's not for other eyes. So Mooke needs you
to come with h with with Moog and we'll return
to festivities later, you know, after after Moog has shown
you special thing.
Speaker 2: Well, can we meet up in a few minutes or
because the school plays getting raist start and we're all
against some foods like that. So but after the school play.
I my kids in the play and they are they
love you. So I got something you have kids? Well yeah, oh,
then move. We'll definitely want to speak to you later
when you all together. Oh well, fantastic, Well see you
look look for us after the play.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, I really hope to play is one of
those you know, social messages about not following strangers into
the woods.
Speaker 7: It's going to be a play within a play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh givey, I'm gonna do this one up to you.
You know, I would stand know about Sheriff Quinn's platform
of this slightly sort of conservative.
Speaker 2: I will say this, give me a okay, so you
you you're a guy that has like you know, you've
lived on the streets. You know these certain things. So
give me an investigation role with advantage because you've been
here for two weeks. So let's see, let's see how
much you've picked up on your own.
Speaker 5: Cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know everything. Yeah, you've heard everything he's about
because he's he's a little bit more. He's like he's
talking about compelled time. You know, you want to serve
the town, then you've got to give the town. You know,
asked out of the town for do for you what
you do for the town. Kind of speech, very like
I said, very high line in his approach. But after that,
you know, then you get like, you know, you're a citizen,
a citizens getting work. Yeah, it's it's all the worst
parts of of a without the bugs of a.
Speaker 1: I will also let you decide how likely is it
I still have cocaine on me?
Speaker 2: That's up to you, sir. Did you snort? Did you
go through your supply? Because you guys stole a shipload
for I assume you sold all of it. I assume
you stole all of it from the witches the hags thing,
and there was like pounds of it.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what you're I've probably been saving
up for a party. However, everyone else in this party
is athlete degenerate. So I would say, guys, just out
of curiosity, is anyone holding because we may have a
bit of social currency in the form of cocaine.
Speaker 2: There was I remember the size of that table. You
guys probably would have collected about twenty five to thirty
pounds of coca camp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a big table. I think that our
Sheriff Quinn is probably tweaking something chronic right about now.
I think if we can just give him just a
little pinch of the good stuff and then maybe an
entire bag of it afterwards, he's probably you know, he's
probably going to fuck up on the whole rehabilitation aspect
of his campaign message. People don't like a hypocrite, Well,
that's on you.
Speaker 2: That's a good plan.
Speaker 7: Is Sheriff Quinn here right now eating with everybody?
Speaker 2: No, no, ok uh no, No one's seen Sheriff Quinn around.
He has not been walking the town right now. It's
that much. After the battle is over. He was helping
with some of the rebuilding, but he spends a lot
of his nights back in the jail a lot, and.
Speaker 1: He is.
Speaker 2: No one's He makes his little mix speeches. He puts
out certain like you know, papers and certain pamphlets that
he's running on the mayor on his campaign and his platform.
But yeah, and the people haven't seen very much.
Speaker 1: So Sheriff Quinn is a good man, and that's why
we must socially destroy him in front of his peers.
Speaker 5: It's the only right thing to do.
Speaker 2: These two commoners come back. I voted for joyceper and
you should too, you know, so.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, and these people stupid? Why are they voting for.
Speaker 2: Let's see how let's see if that helps. Of the
two persuasion roles, a natural one and so the one,
the one dwarf, breechy, she trips and falls. But mister
John Smith, you're not your new apparently your acolyte is.
He's won a couple of people over, so like that's
a good idea. Yeah, he's right here with us.
Speaker 1: So the man's been here for five minutes. He's already
covered in potato. Why are people voting for him?
Speaker 4: A couple.
Speaker 2: So a couple of people go down to the gast
early votes.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we need to get Quinn high. I think
that's the easy win. But we also need to address
the elephant in the room, by which I do mean
mostly new jaws from Worth Cockout, which is sort of
like an elephant. But well, you can't have people voting
for Joustra. That's it's supposed to be democracy. You're supposed
to take this seriously. You can't just vote for a troll.
Speaker 2: There is a bell town bell like school players starting,
school players starting. The d Bags will be there to
watch the school play. Comes, come watch the play with
the d bags.
Speaker 1: Remember, everybody deal drugs, but not to the children.
Speaker 5: It's the only moral thing to do.
Speaker 3: School player sounds like a perfect opportunity to take an
hour long piece of ship. Take an hour long ship.
But I can't leave the crowd.
Speaker 2: Well, well you're not You're not wrong.
Speaker 1: But it's like.
Speaker 4: There's a supermise there, do you?
Speaker 2: I assume you all gather up and go to the play?
Speaker 5: Sure, okay?
Speaker 1: Inspired Actually, Cobere, you know you're a good berry cocktail
you've been working on.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm still grinding away at that. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I think maybe we test that out on jaucer in
a public place.
Speaker 6: Right, all right, I will, I will past stand the
what by this point has to be pretty well ground
up good berry powder.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a piece.
Speaker 2: At this point it is with the husk and all
and the liquidity. So you've got you ground into a
decent piece at this point.
Speaker 1: So Yeah, much as I love Jaucer, I'm kind of
have to save him for himself. So let's let operation
make Dawser shit himself in public beginn And on that
dastardly revelation, we conclude the first part of this season finale.
We'll see you next time for part two with more politics, intrigue,
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Speaker 3: Methinks I should prove deeper