Speaker 1: H and did you hear that? Come on, will you?
Speaker 1: Did I hear what? That whistle? That's the Rinsol white
Speaker 1: whistle and rustle means us. That's right.
Speaker 2: Rinso gets closed, rinsohite and Rinso presents the Amos and
Speaker 2: Andy show. From coast to coast. Women are whistling their
Speaker 2: way through wash day and no wonder. Rinso in the
Speaker 2: tub or washer makes clothes washing quick and easy, as
Speaker 2: little as a five minute run per load in your
Speaker 2: washing machine, and clothes come not just white but Rinso height.
Speaker 2: You see, ladies, the secret is in Rinso's soapy rich SuDS.
Speaker 2: They actually get out more dirt and thorough as they are,
Speaker 2: they're easy on your clothes. Your wash up colors come
Speaker 2: sparkling renso bright safely, even after dozens of washings. So tomorrow,
Speaker 2: first thing, get a package of Renso and put those
Speaker 2: Renso SuDS to work. Next to wash day. You'll whistle
Speaker 2: while you wash, And now are stars Amous and Andy.
Speaker 2: The constant failures Andy and the Kingfish have had in
Speaker 2: their business deals have suddenly brought Andy to the realization
Speaker 2: that his security for the future is not very bright.
Speaker 2: The Kingfish is agreeing with this thought as the two
Speaker 2: of them sit in Andy's office.
Speaker 3: What is I got to look forward to earn my
Speaker 3: life from now on?
Speaker 4: We'll take your life up to now. You can look
Speaker 4: in either direction. You won't see much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I's worried my life has been a failure.
Speaker 3: I gets older. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: Oh, I agree with you. Yeah, what you need is security.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's even better than work, ain't it.
Speaker 4: Didn't you have an insurance policy once that you paid
Speaker 4: so much on once a year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the day I took it out, I.
Speaker 3: Couldn't pay the premium, and then the next year it
Speaker 3: lapsed up on me and it's been relapsing on me
Speaker 3: every year since then.
Speaker 1: Well, I wouldn't count too much on that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I has worried, though, Kingfish the future. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give this some thought.
Speaker 1: Where are you going?
Speaker 3: I'm going in the back room and really think this
Speaker 3: thing out. This is serious and I'm gonna do some
Speaker 3: serious thinking. And by the way, don't wake me up neither.
Speaker 3: I'll see you later. Ka Ugh boy was right.
Speaker 4: He ain't got half the future that I got. I
Speaker 4: ain't got nothing. Let me get my few something on
Speaker 4: the desk. Here, close my eyes and do some thinking
Speaker 4: to myself. Uh, yours, ma'am, was something you want?
Speaker 5: Excuse me, but I wonder if you could tell me
Speaker 5: where the Harlem Orphanage is. I had the address but
Speaker 5: lost it, but it's somewhere here in this neighborhood.
Speaker 4: Uh, the Harlem Orphanage. Let me see your Where is
Speaker 4: that now?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Sit down, madam? Uh uh look in the phone book.
Speaker 4: Care for her. Let me get to the ages here.
Speaker 4: I know that Harlem, that orphanage might throw them at all.
Speaker 4: Let me see you.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Oh that was the orphanage where they got the babies. Huh.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm gonna talk to him about adopting the boy.
Speaker 4: You see, all my life I've wanted a son.
Speaker 1: Well, uh sure, nice thing to hell. All right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you see a few years after I was married,
Speaker 5: my my husband passed away. Ever since then, I've been
Speaker 5: sort of a lonely woman. Say, if we'd have had
Speaker 5: a son, he'd.
Speaker 1: Be close to Now.
Speaker 5: You're old enough to take care of my big house
Speaker 5: and all the money, and most important, to bring some
Speaker 5: happiness into the life of his mother.
Speaker 4: Uh wait a minute, you say you've got a big
Speaker 4: hose and a lot.
Speaker 1: Of money and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, I have, uh, Madams, something just doesn't click
Speaker 4: me in the mind here, you know, the ideas come
Speaker 4: in my head. Yeah, get in my head and going
Speaker 4: up to my bread. I think you've got a good idea.
Speaker 4: But I think you're going to the wrong player.
Speaker 5: Oh do you think I ought to go to some
Speaker 5: other office.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, not for a forty year old son. Oh,
Speaker 4: they don't keep him at the off and it's that long.
Speaker 1: Now, I mean that.
Speaker 4: You are the doctor's son, as old as your son
Speaker 4: would be. Now see what I mean?
Speaker 5: Oh, I see, Well that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And now just so happens that I got just
Speaker 1: the son for you to eat. Doc forty years old.
Speaker 4: The perfect type for looking after your big hose and
Speaker 4: all your money, and the more responsibilities he gets by,
Speaker 4: the less.
Speaker 1: He worried, and he look after here.
Speaker 4: He's sweet, affectionate, and you can look at him and
Speaker 4: tell that if he had a mama, he'd love us.
Speaker 5: Oh, it'd be a great comfort to me just to
Speaker 5: hear the patter of little feet around the house.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 4: The only thing is, though, madam, little feet don't come
Speaker 4: on the forty year old model who there's one good
Speaker 4: thing about having a son with a size feet this
Speaker 4: fellow's got because when he pat us, he really gonna
Speaker 4: make some noise down there.
Speaker 5: Adopting a son the same age as mind would have been.
Speaker 5: You know that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 1: When can I meet this fella?
Speaker 4: Well, I'll go wake him up. I mean, I go
Speaker 4: see him now and put the proposition up to him.
Speaker 4: Tell him about taking care of your house and your
Speaker 4: money and all that stuff.
Speaker 5: Well, here's my card with my name an address, and yes,
Speaker 5: so you think he likes.
Speaker 4: The ideas, leave it to me. I'll deliver the new
Speaker 4: arrival right to your door.
Speaker 1: Oh this sounds wonderful.
Speaker 4: You know, madam, I've done a lot of things in
Speaker 4: my life, but this is the first time I'd never
Speaker 4: been a.
Speaker 3: Stalk bud kingfish. I tell you you is out of
Speaker 3: your head as old as I is. I don't need
Speaker 3: no mama. What you're talking about me getting adopted?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but this woman is serious and and you needs
Speaker 4: a mama after all.
Speaker 1: Who loves a fellow.
Speaker 4: When he's Richard Pole, his mama who comforts him when
Speaker 4: things go bad? His mama And in this fast moving
Speaker 4: world today, who wants him even when he's all tired
Speaker 4: and broke down?
Speaker 1: You mean his draft board?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, And I ain't fooling about this thing. Now
Speaker 4: look here, look at it this way. When you gets
Speaker 4: up in the morning hungry for breakfast, don't you ever
Speaker 4: get the longing for a mess of corn fitters the
Speaker 4: way only mama can make them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I show it's crazy about corn fitters.
Speaker 4: Then why don't you let yourself get the adopted the
Speaker 4: king face?
Speaker 3: Ain't that going the long way around for corn for
Speaker 3: this brother?
Speaker 4: And look here, I gonna stop beating down the bush
Speaker 4: here and come right over with it. Now look here,
Speaker 4: open your ears up and listen. Yeah, I'm listening now.
Speaker 4: When you left me in the front office, an old
Speaker 4: lady by the name of Messrs Buddella Foster dropped in
Speaker 4: the office.
Speaker 1: I asked how to find a place here in town.
Speaker 4: Now, she told me that she wanted to adopt the son.
Speaker 4: Now you see, if she had ahead a son before
Speaker 4: a husband died, the son would have been exactly your ege.
Speaker 4: Well Cavish, I'd donetold you before. I ain't being adopted
Speaker 4: by nobody.
Speaker 3: But the woman is loosing and she needs her son,
Speaker 3: or don't make me a laugh. I ain't getting myself
Speaker 3: a new mama and that ends her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you got a big there was a lot
Speaker 4: of money.
Speaker 1: It's a deal.
Speaker 4: Now, brother Andrey, Now that sounds great. Now, look here,
Speaker 4: I knowed you'd feel sorry for this pole lady. Now,
Speaker 4: the next thing we got to do is to make
Speaker 4: the thing legal so there won't be no slip up
Speaker 4: when we start splitting the allowance that she gonna give you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, how we're gonna make it legal.
Speaker 4: Let's go over and see Gabby Gibson. Get him to
Speaker 4: draw up the regular adoption papers with no loopholes in it,
Speaker 4: so your new mama can't wiggle out it. The deal
Speaker 4: later on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right now, put on your hat and shoes.
Speaker 3: We all you know, Kingfish, I was just thinking shows
Speaker 3: seemed funny being somebody's son at my age. I can
Speaker 3: see the announcement now, missus Bardella Foster wishes the A
Speaker 3: announce the a arrival of her son Andrew two hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty pounds one ounce.
Speaker 4: Well, Gabby, you understand now what it wants, don't your
Speaker 4: paper's draw it up showing that missus Bidella Foster is
Speaker 4: legally adopting Andrew Hogg Brown as her only son in air.
Speaker 6: All right, boys, I dropped the paper's drama. But I
Speaker 6: tell you one thing. Getting an old lady to adopt,
Speaker 6: you just certainly spend the money. Spend the money. It's
Speaker 6: more than just an adoption, much more. Yes, indeed, it's
Speaker 6: grand lost in.
Speaker 1: The grand lost man. How you figure that?
Speaker 6: Well, getting adopted just for the old ladies' money is
Speaker 6: lost me and you certainly going to have a grand
Speaker 6: time with that money.
Speaker 1: That's grand lost five he had it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, now look, yeah, we don't want no legal opinion
Speaker 4: from here. All we wants is them adoption papers by
Speaker 4: tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: Now I've done already phoned missus Foster and.
Speaker 4: I was introducing Andy to her in an hour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if she likes me, he wants to get
Speaker 3: her tied up legal at our next meeting tomorrow.
Speaker 6: All right, I dropped the papers, indeed, our drama. Now
Speaker 6: the first thing got to get all the facts, all
Speaker 6: the facts. Let me see your bastipate, let me see it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sure to him. Birth certificate, the birth certificate.
Speaker 3: Oh listen, I done. Lost that a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Lost it.
Speaker 6: Oh that's bad, off of bad. Without the birth certificate,
Speaker 6: how's we gonna prove that you was born?
Speaker 3: Well, look, Gabby, I must have been born. I was hearing.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, she was here, all right, Yes, indeed you
Speaker 1: was here.
Speaker 3: But that is purely circumstantial evidence.
Speaker 4: Now, now look, Gabby, all we want you to do
Speaker 4: is to get the regular adoption form and Philadelia in
Speaker 4: the right places.
Speaker 6: Boys, I got the regular adoption farm Philadelphia. I had
Speaker 6: fight this afternoon.
Speaker 4: Oh great, well, Gabby, this is a wonderful thing and
Speaker 4: to getting adopted.
Speaker 6: So the landy Brown, little baby Brown is being adopted.
Speaker 6: Come in, I'm into with you, and come here just
Speaker 6: a minute. I crazed about new babies. Yeah, well what
Speaker 6: you want, baby Brown?
Speaker 1: Hold up your chin, will you? Dad is Orlando moves
Speaker 1: Forster is coming here to meet you now.
Speaker 4: And the one thing you must remember, and that is
Speaker 4: to be bashful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and be shy too. Yeah, okay, I'll do that.
Speaker 4: And now this is gonna be a great thing for you.
Speaker 3: Oh sure, I can almost taste them corn fritters.
Speaker 4: Now wait a minute. And there's more to having a
Speaker 4: mama than just playing corn fritters. You know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: That's a I forgot all about the maples rup and
Speaker 3: the butter.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that ain't what I'm mean.
Speaker 4: What I was getting at is this missus Foster. He
Speaker 4: never had a son before. You know, she gonna want
Speaker 4: a mother, She gonna want to treat you like a
Speaker 4: brand new son.
Speaker 3: Well, I ain't got to sit in her lap and
Speaker 3: drink milk out of a bottle with one of them
Speaker 3: rubber stoppers on.
Speaker 4: It is I no, no, and you see wait, wait
Speaker 4: a minute, here she come. Now, come here, missus Foster,
Speaker 4: come right in, got your new son right here for
Speaker 4: you to meet you. I said, here you this.
Speaker 1: Is Andy Well, well, and so this is Andy hell? No, well,
Speaker 1: hell you're.
Speaker 4: Missus Foster, healthy looking, strong. I guarantee you that he
Speaker 4: ain't one of them big fronts where he looks good
Speaker 4: now and then he gonna fool up on your ear
Speaker 4: from now, you know, or this boy really gonna give
Speaker 4: you service.
Speaker 5: Yes, he certainly is big and healthy looking.
Speaker 4: Ooh yes, ma'am fine special when o sonhood h and
Speaker 4: opened your mouth and show your teeth. See there ain't
Speaker 4: a filling in there looking there with you.
Speaker 3: Listen, Kingfisher is talking about me like I was a horse.
Speaker 4: Oh no, and this is just that missus Foster, I
Speaker 4: ain't never had a son. And now that she's getting one,
Speaker 4: why we wants her to be shorter?
Speaker 1: She's getting a good one.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, Well I didn't look at it that.
Speaker 5: Way real, and I'm certainly satisfied with you physically. Now
Speaker 5: tell me about your.
Speaker 3: Habits, my habits? Uh yeah, well my uh mirs Foster.
Speaker 4: The boy ain't got no habits now, no, not a
Speaker 4: single habit.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: He's one of the cleanest samples of manhood and all harlem.
Speaker 4: He don't stay up late, he don't go out with gals,
Speaker 4: he don't shoot pool. He even resists the great temptation
Speaker 4: of smoking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he don't smoke, Well is he? Why does he
Speaker 5: have that cigar in his mouth?
Speaker 1: Uh? Cigar?
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't see that. Uh Well, now you notice
Speaker 4: that he ain't lift, don't you.
Speaker 1: Yes, well there he is.
Speaker 4: Now what he do is put temptation right under his nose,
Speaker 4: and then he got the curge.
Speaker 1: He ignore it, that's what.
Speaker 3: He Yeah, and I's out of mattress, besire.
Speaker 4: Well, now what are you saying falter, Uh, what do
Speaker 4: you think of the boy here there?
Speaker 5: I think he's the one.
Speaker 1: In fact, I know he is.
Speaker 4: Oh fine, Now, as soon as you signed adoption papers
Speaker 4: tomorrow morning, that our lawyer is growing up, the whole
Speaker 4: thing will be legal. Well, Andy, you certainly have been quiet.
Speaker 4: Ain't you got something to say to your new mama?
Speaker 5: Yes, Andy, say something to your new mother.
Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah, mom, how about a corn further?
Speaker 2: Well, it looks like Andy will have to change his
Speaker 2: ways if he expects to get along with his new mama.
Speaker 2: We'll hear more about his adoption in just a moment. Meanwhile, friends,
Speaker 2: you know how it is with big families. There's something
Speaker 2: going on every minute.
Speaker 1: First there, and.
Speaker 6: Watch baby dear, she's getting oatmeal all over the front
Speaker 6: of her dress.
Speaker 1: And maybe a little later, Johnny, were you playing in
Speaker 1: the coal bin again?
Speaker 2: Yes, something's always going on, and that something has a
Speaker 2: way of adding to the family.
Speaker 6: Wah, I'll say.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing for me. I know about Renso.
Speaker 6: You can bet it saves me plenty of elbow grease.
Speaker 2: Sure, Renso, Sophie rich SuDS make wash day lots easier
Speaker 2: as little as a ten minute soaking a few quick
Speaker 2: finger rubs on stubborn places, and clothes are ready to rinse.
Speaker 2: You see those peppy rinso SuDS get out more dirt.
Speaker 2: So without heart rubbing or scrubbing, every piece in your
Speaker 2: wash comes rins so white and rinso bright.
Speaker 6: The boy's overalls and the girl's colored school clothes come
Speaker 6: fresh and bright as can be.
Speaker 2: Yes, Rinso safe for washable colors.
Speaker 1: And you should see my white wash. Pillow slips, sheets, shirts,
Speaker 1: everything comes. I know that's it rinso white.
Speaker 2: That is why don't you get rinso tomorrow? And now
Speaker 2: back to amoson Andy. Well, it's the morning of the
Speaker 2: following day, the morning that the Kingfish and Andy are
Speaker 2: to bring to missus Foster the adoption papers which will
Speaker 2: legally make Andy her son. At the moment we find
Speaker 2: the Kingfish telling Amos and Andy about it, well, they.
Speaker 4: All has done done a lot of things together. But
Speaker 4: this is certain different than anything you've done done before.
Speaker 3: Well, this is security for the future.
Speaker 1: I as all set.
Speaker 4: Now, And about these adoption papers I has done got
Speaker 4: from Gabbatt. It seems that he couldn't get no regular
Speaker 4: adoption papers. All he could find was automobile bill of.
Speaker 3: Sale automobile bill of sale?
Speaker 4: Yeh, well, how can you use that for adoption paper?
Speaker 4: Well me and gabtt and cheers the word round. So
Speaker 4: the thing really looked legal. Now read it to you
Speaker 4: and you see for yourself. If you hadn't told, if
Speaker 4: Idon told you that this was automobile bill of sale,
Speaker 4: you would think it was regular adoption paper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, go ahead and read it. Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to hear this myself.
Speaker 4: Well to see here, this is the certiflyer that missus
Speaker 4: Vedella Foster has this day purchased and adopted the vehicle
Speaker 4: knowed as the Deluxe nineteen o five Andrew HOWG Brown
Speaker 4: say her body type normal. Furthermore, it is wanted that
Speaker 4: said Andrew Hawk Brown is mechanically perfect, and all parts
Speaker 4: is guaranteed for sixty days.
Speaker 1: The dealer, George Kingsey Stevens.
Speaker 4: Agrees to repair in the part that breaks down, except
Speaker 4: what is the result.
Speaker 1: Of ordinary way and tear?
Speaker 4: Now there you well now, and here tisday. And here's
Speaker 4: the place where she signed, and here's the places where
Speaker 4: you signed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well wait a minute, Kingfish, According to this I
Speaker 3: are supposed to be automobile. You ain't never hear no
Speaker 3: buick sign his own bill of sail as you.
Speaker 4: Well, fellas, this is really something, Yes, Andy getting herself
Speaker 4: adopted by a rich old lady.
Speaker 1: You know, I never thought it would come to that. Well,
Speaker 1: I see you, fellas later.
Speaker 3: Well you better be good to be, amos or I
Speaker 3: won't let you come over and play with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, good luck to you, fella so long.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't pay no attention to Amosander. We're gonna make
Speaker 4: that old lady very happy. I gonna call up now
Speaker 4: and tell her that we are coming over with adoption papers.
Speaker 4: Hand me the foreigner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here you is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you see. And as soon as we get her
Speaker 4: to sign the adoption papers, we can ask her for your
Speaker 4: first week's allowance. And then after that we get that
Speaker 4: you see, then sit down with the money. Then we
Speaker 4: start hold it. Hello, Hello, miss Foster. Uh, this is
Speaker 4: mister Stevens.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: How is the little mother today? Oh?
Speaker 4: Well that's fine, because we got the adoption papers all
Speaker 4: drawed up to bring over. And how was that? Hmm mmm?
Speaker 4: Oh oh, I hold of for in a second. Uh?
Speaker 4: And is you got any kin folks here in town?
Speaker 1: No? I ain't got no kin folks up here.
Speaker 4: Why Miss Foster wants to be sure that if she
Speaker 4: adopts her, nobody gonna be able to take you away,
Speaker 4: So she wants some relation of yours, the author rise
Speaker 4: your adoption in Pusson, she said, we don't do that,
Speaker 4: the dealers all but I ain't.
Speaker 1: Got no relations, author has nothing, man. Huh uh hold on,
Speaker 1: miss Foster.
Speaker 4: Uh, there's missus Stevens the stalk again. It just so
Speaker 4: happens that Andre's got a relation.
Speaker 1: In town or uncle, but I ain't got no uncle.
Speaker 4: Yes, Miss Forwser, we'll bring him right over to authorize adoption.
Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am, all righty, goodbye, listen, King's face. I just
Speaker 3: got through telling you I ain't got no kin. Folks,
Speaker 3: how can you tell her that we is bringing over
Speaker 3: my uncle.
Speaker 4: Because I was gonna find somebody that is willing to
Speaker 4: be your uncle, and I got just a fella in mine.
Speaker 1: Come on.
Speaker 4: Now, before not showing missus Forster's door here, let's go
Speaker 4: over it once more. You will are supposed to be
Speaker 4: and his uncle, and you as authorizing the adoption.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're sure you got that straight?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know you're just about to do it. I
Speaker 7: was and his uncle, shorty and I was okay and
Speaker 7: the adoption.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's it, Shorter. Now you ain't nervous, did
Speaker 4: you me nervous?
Speaker 7: I'm as calm as I'm.
Speaker 1: Just I'm just as pool as a cute as a cut.
Speaker 1: My name is is just a steady is?
Speaker 6: I ain't I ain't can leave me?
Speaker 1: What's my name again?
Speaker 4: Now? Now look at your shorty, get ahold of yourself.
Speaker 4: Now I'm knocking on the door right now. Now look
Speaker 4: here now before miss Foster opened the door, short there's
Speaker 4: one more thing I just thought of to make a
Speaker 4: good imprint on her. Don't tell her that you was
Speaker 4: a barber. Tell her that you was a big businessman.
Speaker 4: Hold of hold of king Fish. I here's her coming.
Speaker 5: Hell, hello, mister Steven Andy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you man, thank you man, missus Foster. This
Speaker 4: is a relative of Anders here, Shorty Brown. Uh, he's
Speaker 4: here to authorize adoption like you wanted.
Speaker 5: Oh that's fine, Well, mister Brown, before we go ahead,
Speaker 5: would you mind telling me just what your relationship to
Speaker 5: Andy is?
Speaker 1: Uh? My my my relationship Andy.
Speaker 7: Well, you see Andy and his sister was my wife's uncle,
Speaker 7: I mean, her father's mother was my brother.
Speaker 1: Here here here his mother's father was my daughter's. I
Speaker 1: give ma allers haircuts. Uh now, now do you don't
Speaker 1: mind shorty, missus Foster. He is the excitable type. What
Speaker 1: he's trying to say is that he is and his uncle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. His father was my sister. I mean, ain't
Speaker 1: that right, Uncle Shorty?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that's how it was, Either that or
Speaker 7: his father was my sisters.
Speaker 1: Don't you know?
Speaker 7: Well, you understand how it is when when you got
Speaker 7: a nephew that you're fond of, you don't go checking
Speaker 7: up on him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the short is certainly fun in and that's
Speaker 4: why it's so glad and it's getting such a nice mama.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uncle Shorty is certainly as happy about it.
Speaker 4: All right, And now shortly, let's get on this thing.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 4: Here's the authorization all drawn up. Now, just signing there
Speaker 4: and the prison was falser. Here here's a pen.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we can't see m there you will.
Speaker 4: Well, here's the authorizations, falsa.
Speaker 1: Do that meet with your approval?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: And he's really my son and I'm his mama.
Speaker 5: This beautiful big house is now his home.
Speaker 4: Do you like it?
Speaker 5: Uncle Sharley?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think this house is so beautiful?
Speaker 7: Ain't you going to have a better place to did
Speaker 7: this ain't the cities?
Speaker 1: I thought it was this. This place ain't good enough?
Speaker 1: Ain't good enough for Can I move into? Well?
Speaker 4: And you've been living in this big, beautiful house now
Speaker 4: for three days, and I figured it was time to
Speaker 4: drop by and see how you're doing.
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: Is she giving you a lounge ship?
Speaker 3: Listen? King Fish? So far all the money Mama give
Speaker 3: me was a nickel yesterday for a popsicle.
Speaker 4: A nickel for a popsicle. Boy, she really treating me
Speaker 4: like a baby.
Speaker 3: And yeah, and not only that, but tomorrow I'm getting
Speaker 3: vaccinated for hoop and call.
Speaker 1: What I was interested in is how is this adoption?
Speaker 4: Is it gonna pay off? I've been spending all my.
Speaker 3: Time on this thing with you, and I was brute,
Speaker 3: well so was I, But I don't think it's gonna
Speaker 3: pay off, Kingfish.
Speaker 1: She got a big house, all right, but she ain't
Speaker 1: got no help in the house.
Speaker 3: I begin to think the reason she adopted me was
Speaker 3: to get all the housework done for nothing.
Speaker 1: I had wore out, you know it? Oh, no servants around?
Speaker 4: Uh? She really working it too? Huh and how Yeah,
Speaker 4: that dude sounds like she broke a right. But wait
Speaker 4: a Minueana, look at no use flying off the handle
Speaker 4: too quick here, we got too much invested. Maybe she
Speaker 4: just can't get servants.
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't think that. I'm beginning to think
Speaker 1: that she ain't got no money. Yeah, that must be her.
Speaker 4: She certainly don't look like the kind of person they
Speaker 4: always say that she got money when she ain't.
Speaker 1: Door and besides that she.
Speaker 5: Didn't do what Mama told you. It's still on the table.
Speaker 3: Yes, mama, excuse me, kingfish, I gotta go drink my milk.
Speaker 1: Coming. Mama just been talking to her friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, where is that with you?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just me and Missus Foster to talk.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: That's the job of atlandro answers. And if it's anything important.
Speaker 3: I'll be in the parlor, Mama.
Speaker 1: I'll open the door.
Speaker 4: I'll go with you.
Speaker 1: Of what do we do for you?
Speaker 3: Mister, I'm mister Barstow from the Harlem Mortgage Company. Would
Speaker 3: you tell Missus Foster I'd like to see her.
Speaker 1: The Halem mortgage coming?
Speaker 4: Huh? Or what do you want to see about?
Speaker 1: Most a past due mortgage she's expecting me. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: in that case, go right in.
Speaker 3: She's in the parlor. There's a king fish. Did you
Speaker 3: hear what he's saying, Harlem mortgage company. Yeah, past due mortgage,
Speaker 3: And you was right. She ain't got no money, or
Speaker 3: she would have a pass due mortgage on this house.
Speaker 1: Adopting you was just a.
Speaker 4: Trick to get you to support her for the rest
Speaker 4: of her life and pay off the mortgage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, kingfish, I'm leaving mama note saying that
Speaker 3: her son, Andrew h Bounder is going back to being
Speaker 3: an orphan.
Speaker 4: Well, and there's been a week now since you walked
Speaker 4: out on your adopted mother, and you certainly ain't come
Speaker 4: around here to bother you then.
Speaker 1: Or no, she knowed that we was wise to her.
Speaker 1: All right, Eh, we're back where we was too broke.
Speaker 4: Show is Yeah, but that's better than having to pay
Speaker 4: for that past due mortgage of hers with the Hallow
Speaker 4: mortgage coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The nerve of that old lady thinking she was gonna
Speaker 3: rope me in. Wait a minute, they come lightning, What
Speaker 3: do you want?
Speaker 1: Likening? Movie?
Speaker 4: Was just asked me to sure you're just singing in
Speaker 4: the day is newspaper he'll be here in a second.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what is it, Kape, Well, listen to this.
Speaker 4: Missus Buddella Forster, prominent halland widow, adopted James Fulton yesterday
Speaker 4: as her son. Missus Foster said that she had originally
Speaker 4: tried out another man as her son, but he failed
Speaker 4: to work out. However, James Fulton proved to be just
Speaker 4: the sort of son she was looking for, and after
Speaker 4: adopting him yesterday, gave him an adoption present of twenty
Speaker 4: thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: But well, that is crazy. How could she do that?
Speaker 1: She can't even pay off the past due mortgage on
Speaker 1: her house.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute's tent to say here. Missus Foster is
Speaker 4: the widow of the former president of the Hall of
Speaker 4: Mortgage Coming in which she still.
Speaker 1: Holds the controlling interest.
Speaker 3: Harm me that past How you like that? That past
Speaker 3: due mortgage? It wasn't on her house, She held it
Speaker 3: on somebody else's house.
Speaker 4: Brother, Andre, we is just done lost twenty one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, well fellas, did you read it in the newspaper? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Amas had done made me sick. I can hardly believe it.
Speaker 4: Emma, there was a rich.
Speaker 1: Woman that one of the adopt the boy, and I
Speaker 1: didn't go through with it.
Speaker 4: You know, Ander had success, future security, everything right in
Speaker 4: the palm of his hand there, and we muffed it.
Speaker 4: There was a rich woman that wanted a boy.
Speaker 3: Oh me, if ever I get a hold of somebody
Speaker 3: else said was a boy, I'm really gonna stick with
Speaker 3: it and never walk out on her.
Speaker 1: Do you really mean that, ding Oh, I give you my.
Speaker 4: Word on well now, if you mean that, I happen
Speaker 4: to know somebody right now that wants a boy very badly,
Speaker 4: no fool.
Speaker 1: Will you go through with it this time?
Speaker 3: And I promise you, Amos, I will shake hands.
Speaker 1: Great, it's a deal. Come on, let's go right. Who
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 4: It's the grocery store down the street that's got a
Speaker 4: sign out saying boy wanted.
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