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<v Speaker 1>There are many dynasties in the history of this great

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<v Speaker 1>sports entertainment business, but perhaps none more storied than the

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<v Speaker 1>famed Heart Clan of Calgary, Alberta, Canada and the Funk

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<v Speaker 1>family of Amarillo, Texas. And here next in the TLFX Games,

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<v Speaker 1>the matriarch of the former, Helen Hart, takes on one

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<v Speaker 1>of the shining stars of the latter and former nw

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<v Speaker 1>A and multi time champion across the globe in professional wrestling,

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<v Speaker 1>Terry Funk. He was a pair of hard fought battles

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<v Speaker 1>in the King of the Cast tournament for Helen and

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<v Speaker 1>Terry who defeated Vader and Kevin Vaughan Eric respectively to

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<v Speaker 1>advance in this tournament. And we're going to hear from

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<v Speaker 1>both here momentarily in this high stakes in Kenner. But

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<v Speaker 1>before we do, we need to remind you the TLFX

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<v Speaker 1>Games is brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer,

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<v Speaker 1>small batch light beer, flavored beer. Definitely not an IPA.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking garage beer. The garage is always open. Now

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<v Speaker 1>we've opened up the warm line here in the TLFX

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<v Speaker 1>Games event center for this next encanner between Helen Hart

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<v Speaker 1>and Terry Funk. First we go up to Calgary to

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<v Speaker 1>hear from the thame Helen.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, fuck this shit, all right, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>just say, yeah, you know what, I'm not surprised I

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<v Speaker 2>beat Vada. You shouldn't be surprised either. Didn't have to

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<v Speaker 2>do much. Just fucking lay out a meal and watch

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<v Speaker 2>the son of a bitch fall down, because you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm smarter than these fucking ass clowns. My whole family

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<v Speaker 2>are these ass clowns. I hate this business. I hate

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<v Speaker 2>being involved with wrestling. I've always hated it. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 2>my fucking husband's out of this fucking thing. He's a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking loser. If this, if this, winning this fucking tournament

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<v Speaker 2>gets me closer to my fucking bottle, and so be it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'll fucking wipe the floor with all these fucking assholes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a shit. Funk funk off this piece

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<v Speaker 2>of shit. You know, he's supposed to be a great

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<v Speaker 2>wrestling family. I don't even fucking know. I've had. I

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<v Speaker 2>had fucking a dozen kids. How many fucking kids did

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<v Speaker 2>Terry funk have? They came all out of my fucking snatch?

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<v Speaker 2>How many kids came out of his fucking snatch. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have time for this shit. All right, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>kick Terry Funk in the balls and I'm gonna call

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<v Speaker 2>it a fucking day. Fuck you, fuck them wall I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get drunk. I'll get drunk now, I'll get drunk later.

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<v Speaker 2>Go fuck off.

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<v Speaker 1>Always a pleasure to get our TLFX games cameras into

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<v Speaker 1>the home, the warm welcoming home. I have won Helen

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<v Speaker 1>hard who really counted well for herself against a veteran

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<v Speaker 1>of the laps Fan airwaves. That's telling, defeating laps Vader

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<v Speaker 1>by a margin of sixty nine point eight percent to

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<v Speaker 1>thirty point two percent. It was an even more pronounced

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<v Speaker 1>victory for the great Terry Funk, of course, the subject

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<v Speaker 1>of tlf x's Definitive For tlf it's a definitive Lapsed

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<v Speaker 1>Funk series, a career retrospective on one of the most

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<v Speaker 1>consequential careers the business has ever seen, Terry Funk notching

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<v Speaker 1>eighty point seven percent of the vote to Kevin Van

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<v Speaker 1>Eric's nineteen point three percent. So will embiid be indeed

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<v Speaker 1>rather be the Funk family advancing here in the King

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<v Speaker 1>of the Cast Tournament. Now to Amarilla and the Double

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<v Speaker 1>Cross Ranch. For words from Terry Funk. It was when

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<v Speaker 1>I was NWA champion, is when it was, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was torn the world on a different airplane, seemed every

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<v Speaker 1>other day. I wasn't long for it, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>pissed about it. It's putting pressure on my marriage, and

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<v Speaker 1>it really wasn't making me feel a whole long accomplished.

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<v Speaker 1>But one of the bright spots of uh a tough

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<v Speaker 1>time in my life was making it up to Calgary

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<v Speaker 1>and Stuhart's Stampede promotion. You know, I used to love

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<v Speaker 1>those trips up there and spent a lot of time

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<v Speaker 1>with Brett and the kids, and and in particular I

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<v Speaker 1>remember mostly the tremendous hospitality that helen the mom, the matriarch,

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<v Speaker 1>which showed me, you know what, I want ahead and

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<v Speaker 1>I ate the turkey, I want ahead, and I ate

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<v Speaker 1>the salad even though there was cat hair in the bowl,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want ahead and want ahead. Up there, I

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<v Speaker 1>think we even did the uh the Daguma Stampede Parade

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<v Speaker 1>is what they called it, and you know, it can

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<v Speaker 1>say a lot of things about Terry Funk, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was a hard fought battle against Kevin von Rick, who,

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<v Speaker 1>despite my words in the first round of this thing

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<v Speaker 1>I have a deep respect for our fathers went to

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<v Speaker 1>war and then the sons went to But I think

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<v Speaker 1>it says a lot about who has true resiliency in

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<v Speaker 1>this business that it's a Funker advancing while two van

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<v Speaker 1>Erks fell without barely a whimper in the first round.

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<v Speaker 1>I branded Kevin van Ericks ass and I buried him

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<v Speaker 1>out back of the double Cross. And Helen, I'm afraid

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<v Speaker 1>to say, as great as you were to me and

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<v Speaker 1>to my family, you're about to meet the same fate

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<v Speaker 1>because for me, it's never been about anything but the war.

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<v Speaker 1>And Vince won the war, and I'm pissed about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still pissed about it, and I need somebody to

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<v Speaker 1>take it out on. And if that is you, Helen Hart,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what it's going to be. I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and get on this plane one more time up

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<v Speaker 1>to call only differences. This time, I'm not coming home

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<v Speaker 1>with the NBA championship. No, I'm coming home with your

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<v Speaker 1>scalp in a victory in the next round of the

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<v Speaker 1>TLFX Games. Well, I don't know how that one's going

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<v Speaker 1>to turn out, but it sounds like sounds like one.

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<v Speaker 1>Terry Funk has a much different recollection of what it

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<v Speaker 1>was like to be in Harthouse in the salad days

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<v Speaker 1>of the Heart Wrestling Family than Helen Hart does. Perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>the inner monologue of Helen Hart winning out there in

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<v Speaker 1>her comments relative to whr encounter against Terry Funk coming

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<v Speaker 1>up in the TLFX Games. You want to keep it

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<v Speaker 1>locked to the Lapsed Fan's ex account for details and

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<v Speaker 1>when you'll be able to vote to determine whether Terry

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<v Speaker 1>Funk or Helen Hart and all the other matchups in

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<v Speaker 1>this next round advance in this all important tournament. In

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<v Speaker 1>celebration of ten years of the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the King of the cast tournament. Who will make it,

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<v Speaker 1>who will survive, who will advance? Details to come and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see you next time right here in the TLFX

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<v Speaker 1>Games Events Center.