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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm just excited to have you here. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know I've been training for such a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>My opponent is a surprise. That's why I made you

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<v Speaker 1>promise to not look up anything about the fight beforehand. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>of course I want you court side for this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you can rarely make it any of my

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<v Speaker 1>events because it work. That's why I beg you to

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<v Speaker 1>take this time off here. Get that massage oil, will you.

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<v Speaker 1>I love having my muscles glisten before I run down

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<v Speaker 1>that runway. Mmm. Oh, I'm running down to the best

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<v Speaker 1>song ever. Have you heard it?

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<v Speaker 3>It's an oldie, but a goodie, you know. Let the

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<v Speaker 3>bodies hit the flow. Let the bodies hit the flow,

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<v Speaker 3>Let the bodies hit the truth fly you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, it's a perfect song for an nime thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna wound her face into the ground. I actually

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<v Speaker 1>hoping to get a new nickname.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. Yeah, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Be called the doctor, you know, doctor Zina because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>giving out free plastic surgery. Oh I am, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go rearrange her face. This girl has it. Absolutely come

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<v Speaker 1>in here. You have my bicep for me baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I just love seeing.

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<v Speaker 1>Your tiny little hands go up and down my big

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<v Speaker 1>old four arm.

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<v Speaker 2>Two. There we go. Oh no, see this crop top

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<v Speaker 2>I got going on.

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<v Speaker 1>I want my I want my abs to be on

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<v Speaker 1>full display when I come barreling at her face so

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<v Speaker 1>I could rip it right off. Oh no, I'm planning

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<v Speaker 1>on a one round knockout.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna hit her so hard her.

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<v Speaker 1>Whole body's bounce off the god damn fucking ropes, then

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<v Speaker 1>back into my fist, and then right back down onto

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<v Speaker 1>the ground. I want her getting up, and I want

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<v Speaker 1>her to think that her name is tweedybird when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>done dog walking her. What Sorry, I don't getting into

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<v Speaker 1>or into it. Oh lord, personal vendetta. You think this

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<v Speaker 1>is personal? Well yeah, I've talked about my other fats before.

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess maybe I should calm down. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>getting hyped here. Maybe we'll put on still.

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<v Speaker 2>Rock song god that gets me going.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe put on ooh hell yeah, still get your groove

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<v Speaker 1>and still get you moving.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this song so much. Baby, come dance with me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, how about I just dance on you then?

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<v Speaker 4>Hmmm home Montimus lets ba babe son Angela be cook devil.

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<v Speaker 2>Still I look pretty good hand in hand.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, baby, I don't need any of them heaven h Hell.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I like this one too.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be Oh, come on, we'll be such a great band.

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<v Speaker 4>Canady Hellence of muffriend, moufriend, Hello, Canadiers, helence of a muffin.

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<v Speaker 4>Til it's over that thing color? No, No, just me

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<v Speaker 4>grooving by myself.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just dancing.

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<v Speaker 4>On my own. No, no, I'm in the corner pandana

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<v Speaker 4>with my fist.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't get it out of my head. You really

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea who I'm fighting.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's a no.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't look at that paper, baby, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't see well, I mean, maybe she just looks

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<v Speaker 1>like her. Maybe that's why I'm just getting into it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's yeah, that's definitely her look. I just

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<v Speaker 1>recently found out that she got into mma. No, she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know we're dating. No, like, for the most part,

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<v Speaker 1>she stayed out of your life. But when you told

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<v Speaker 1>me a couple months back about why you guys broke up,

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<v Speaker 1>she cheated on me.

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<v Speaker 2>She cheated, she broke your heart.

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<v Speaker 1>So I thought it would be fun to break her

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<v Speaker 1>face and to give you court sad fucking seats as

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>So you you didn't even know she did it.

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<v Speaker 1>She strung you long, she led you on, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>fucking terrible. Fuck this bitch. You deserve better, you have better.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I know you know you have better. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>know I don't have to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>This for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do this and not just for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hate cheaters, I absolutely hate them. There's no reason to

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<v Speaker 1>make someone feel the way you felt. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>terrible to feel betrayed. And betrayal is intentional by definition,

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<v Speaker 1>it is one hundred percent by someone has to mean

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. And that's the thing with cheating, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it feels hotter because you know you're doing something wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>It's taboo, it's tawdry, and for her to get enjoyment

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<v Speaker 1>out of what would be your eventual suffering like no.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why I want to bring the pen. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to teach her exactly what it's like to have

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<v Speaker 1>this happen. I want to teach her that when you

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<v Speaker 1>hurt somebody, get ready for your godsnack, And that is

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<v Speaker 1>exactly you know what. Maybe I should change the song, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Stand alone inside eye stand alone.

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<v Speaker 1>No maybe voodoo, No voodoo is there's no coming down

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<v Speaker 1>the freaking relative voodoo. I don't know. I'll be standing

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<v Speaker 1>alone over her body, you know, watching her crumpled there,

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<v Speaker 1>and then inviting you into the rings so I can

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<v Speaker 1>lift you up onto my shoulders and we can both

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<v Speaker 1>look down at her, and I can give you the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest fucking smooch as I squeeze you nice and tight. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>won't that be absolutely delicious? No, well you don't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it'll be fucking fabulous. And then I can

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<v Speaker 1>carry you off, grabbing that nice trophy, and she'll be

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<v Speaker 1>left there writhing seeing you get smaller and smaller in

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<v Speaker 1>the distances. We head back here so I can absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>ring your belt tonight. Oh come on, I can go

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<v Speaker 1>a few rounds in the ring with her. Then I

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<v Speaker 1>can go a few rounds and that's ring over there

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<v Speaker 1>with you. I know it's not ring, I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>a bed, but you know what, you know what you

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<v Speaker 1>could take me up. I'll top those ropes right there. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we use this for practice, but trust me, they can

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<v Speaker 1>hold up some weight. Oh honey, I absolutely adore you,

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<v Speaker 1>and plus I kind of like the idea of letting

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<v Speaker 1>everyone know your mind, so that anybody who would think

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<v Speaker 1>to try to take you from me will know exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what happens to them. I want anyone that decides to

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<v Speaker 1>mess with Zena Alexander's man to know that they will

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<v Speaker 1>be meeting this fist and I'll be slapping them with

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<v Speaker 1>this wrist and I'll be kicking their canonto next year.

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<v Speaker 1>If they think for a fucking second that I Am

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<v Speaker 1>going to allow them to breathe the again, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>just for thinking it, I'll destroy their whole world and

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<v Speaker 1>their whole family line. I will gladly go get a

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<v Speaker 1>subscription to freaking ancestry dot com and make sure everyone

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<v Speaker 1>who's remotely related to them knows what they did touching

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<v Speaker 1>my man and why they too now have to go

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<v Speaker 1>because I have to what? Yeah? No, no, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>getting too much into this fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, these are not the maginess of a mad woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean if I'm mad because I'm madly in love

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<v Speaker 1>with you, darling. Now, why don't you you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go down that runway with you up

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<v Speaker 1>on my shoulders. I'll go set you down on the

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<v Speaker 1>other side of the ring. I want her to see

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<v Speaker 1>exactly why she's about to catch the speeding before my

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<v Speaker 1>knuckles meet her freaking chin. Hell yeah, oh Lord, have mercy.

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<v Speaker 1>What oh she better be shaking my boots. She's just

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<v Speaker 1>a normal, average girl and she has to go up

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<v Speaker 1>against an Amazon.

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<v Speaker 2>What what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Pick on someone my own size and her ego.

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<v Speaker 2>Is big enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look at what she thought she did to you.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought she was gonna hurt you, and now she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be the one that ends up her. Oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>salivating at this baby. All right, let's go ruin this girl. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear them setting up for my name now here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there we go, got.

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<v Speaker 1>You up on my shoulder, baby, let's go. Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>seen Alexander here. Inspiration for this video. 've been cheated

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<v Speaker 1>on multiple times, and I it's it's not a fun

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<v Speaker 1>subject for anybody, right, But I've always loved the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've also dated people who have been cheated on too,

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<v Speaker 1>And I've always loved the idea being able to get

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<v Speaker 1>back at an eggs. And I do have a story

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<v Speaker 1>where I did happen to have a run in with

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<v Speaker 1>the ex of well what is now my ex, but

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, at my current he was my current

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend at the time, and it didn't go over well.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't go over well because I tried to ignore her,

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<v Speaker 1>and she quite intentionally tried to talk to me, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was asking me about my current boyfriend, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to pretend like I didn't know that they

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<v Speaker 1>had dated, and then she felt the need to tell me,

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<v Speaker 1>and just the rage started boiling, and I am will

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<v Speaker 1>I I will say she threw the first punch. I

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<v Speaker 1>will say she started the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say that I ended it. But yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>I that was the.

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<v Speaker 1>Inspiration for this video and I wanted to put that

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<v Speaker 1>out there. So I want to say a huge thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>We did officially hit the twenty five thousand. We were

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<v Speaker 1>well over it. Now I am going to plan on

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<v Speaker 1>doing a twelve hour live stream to say thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>and also so I can hang out with a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of you guys. I might do two twelve hour ones

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<v Speaker 1>to say thank you, not that I can't do a

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four hour twenty four hours or fine. I just

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot happening in the next couple of days

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<v Speaker 1>and potentially having some inclement weather coming in that might

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<v Speaker 1>make things a little bit hard to continue forward with,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm going to plan ahead, so at least content

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<v Speaker 1>is coming out and I will get back to it

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<v Speaker 1>when I can AnyWho.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you guys so much.

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<v Speaker 1>I am going to be on the server tonight because

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<v Speaker 1>tonight we have karaoke and I have some really fun

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<v Speaker 1>songs planned that I wanted to sing. So if you

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<v Speaker 1>guys want to hear me saying, you can come over

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<v Speaker 1>to karaoke night. You don't have to sing to be listening.

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<v Speaker 1>It is on our Discord server. The link is an

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<v Speaker 1>inscription blow thank you for all of the new patrons

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<v Speaker 1>as well. I will be updating with a spicier version

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<v Speaker 1>of this story later on tonight if you guys want

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<v Speaker 1>to check it out, and I will rather the post fight.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess the post fight. We'll see how it went down.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you guys to death, and I will see

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<v Speaker 1>you in the next one.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye.