Speaker 1: No, I'm just excited to have you here. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know I've been training for such a long time.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: My opponent is a surprise. That's why I made you
Speaker 1: promise to not look up anything about the fight beforehand. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I want you court side for this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know you can rarely make it any of my
Speaker 1: events because it work. That's why I beg you to
Speaker 1: take this time off here. Get that massage oil, will you.
Speaker 1: I love having my muscles glisten before I run down
Speaker 1: that runway. Mmm. Oh, I'm running down to the best
Speaker 1: song ever. Have you heard it?
Speaker 3: It's an oldie, but a goodie, you know. Let the
Speaker 3: bodies hit the flow. Let the bodies hit the flow,
Speaker 3: Let the bodies hit the truth fly you know.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's a perfect song for an nime thought.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wound her face into the ground. I actually
Speaker 1: hoping to get a new nickname.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Yeah, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Be called the doctor, you know, doctor Zina because I'm
Speaker 1: giving out free plastic surgery. Oh I am, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go rearrange her face. This girl has it. Absolutely come
Speaker 1: in here. You have my bicep for me baby.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I just love seeing.
Speaker 1: Your tiny little hands go up and down my big
Speaker 1: old four arm.
Speaker 2: Two. There we go. Oh no, see this crop top
Speaker 2: I got going on.
Speaker 1: I want my I want my abs to be on
Speaker 1: full display when I come barreling at her face so
Speaker 1: I could rip it right off. Oh no, I'm planning
Speaker 1: on a one round knockout.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hit her so hard her.
Speaker 1: Whole body's bounce off the god damn fucking ropes, then
Speaker 1: back into my fist, and then right back down onto
Speaker 1: the ground. I want her getting up, and I want
Speaker 1: her to think that her name is tweedybird when I'm
Speaker 1: done dog walking her. What Sorry, I don't getting into
Speaker 1: or into it. Oh lord, personal vendetta. You think this
Speaker 1: is personal? Well yeah, I've talked about my other fats before.
Speaker 1: But I guess maybe I should calm down. I'm just
Speaker 1: getting hyped here. Maybe we'll put on still.
Speaker 2: Rock song god that gets me going.
Speaker 1: Maybe put on ooh hell yeah, still get your groove
Speaker 1: and still get you moving.
Speaker 2: I love this song so much. Baby, come dance with me.
Speaker 1: No, how about I just dance on you then?
Speaker 4: Hmmm home Montimus lets ba babe son Angela be cook devil.
Speaker 2: Still I look pretty good hand in hand.
Speaker 4: Well, baby, I don't need any of them heaven h Hell.
Speaker 2: No, I like this one too.
Speaker 1: We'll be Oh, come on, we'll be such a great band.
Speaker 4: Canady Hellence of muffriend, moufriend, Hello, Canadiers, helence of a muffin.
Speaker 4: Til it's over that thing color? No, No, just me
Speaker 4: grooving by myself.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just dancing.
Speaker 4: On my own. No, no, I'm in the corner pandana
Speaker 4: with my fist.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I can't get it out of my head. You really
Speaker 1: have no idea who I'm fighting.
Speaker 2: No, it's a no.
Speaker 1: Don't look at that paper, baby, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you didn't see well, I mean, maybe she just looks
Speaker 1: like her. Maybe that's why I'm just getting into it,
Speaker 1: you know it's yeah, that's definitely her look. I just
Speaker 1: recently found out that she got into mma. No, she
Speaker 1: doesn't know we're dating. No, like, for the most part,
Speaker 1: she stayed out of your life. But when you told
Speaker 1: me a couple months back about why you guys broke up,
Speaker 1: she cheated on me.
Speaker 2: She cheated, she broke your heart.
Speaker 1: So I thought it would be fun to break her
Speaker 1: face and to give you court sad fucking seats as
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: So you you didn't even know she did it.
Speaker 1: She strung you long, she led you on, and it's
Speaker 1: fucking terrible. Fuck this bitch. You deserve better, you have better.
Speaker 1: Well I know you know you have better. No, I
Speaker 1: know I don't have to do that.
Speaker 2: This for you.
Speaker 1: I want to do this and not just for you.
Speaker 1: Hate cheaters, I absolutely hate them. There's no reason to
Speaker 1: make someone feel the way you felt. You know, it's
Speaker 1: terrible to feel betrayed. And betrayal is intentional by definition,
Speaker 1: it is one hundred percent by someone has to mean
Speaker 1: to do it. And that's the thing with cheating, it's
Speaker 1: it feels hotter because you know you're doing something wrong.
Speaker 1: It's taboo, it's tawdry, and for her to get enjoyment
Speaker 1: out of what would be your eventual suffering like no.
Speaker 1: So that's why I want to bring the pen. I
Speaker 1: want to teach her exactly what it's like to have
Speaker 1: this happen. I want to teach her that when you
Speaker 1: hurt somebody, get ready for your godsnack, And that is
Speaker 1: exactly you know what. Maybe I should change the song, I.
Speaker 4: Stand alone inside eye stand alone.
Speaker 1: No maybe voodoo, No voodoo is there's no coming down
Speaker 1: the freaking relative voodoo. I don't know. I'll be standing
Speaker 1: alone over her body, you know, watching her crumpled there,
Speaker 1: and then inviting you into the rings so I can
Speaker 1: lift you up onto my shoulders and we can both
Speaker 1: look down at her, and I can give you the
Speaker 1: biggest fucking smooch as I squeeze you nice and tight. Ah,
Speaker 1: won't that be absolutely delicious? No, well you don't like that.
Speaker 1: I think it'll be fucking fabulous. And then I can
Speaker 1: carry you off, grabbing that nice trophy, and she'll be
Speaker 1: left there writhing seeing you get smaller and smaller in
Speaker 1: the distances. We head back here so I can absolutely
Speaker 1: ring your belt tonight. Oh come on, I can go
Speaker 1: a few rounds in the ring with her. Then I
Speaker 1: can go a few rounds and that's ring over there
Speaker 1: with you. I know it's not ring, I know it's
Speaker 1: a bed, but you know what, you know what you
Speaker 1: could take me up. I'll top those ropes right there. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we use this for practice, but trust me, they can
Speaker 1: hold up some weight. Oh honey, I absolutely adore you,
Speaker 1: and plus I kind of like the idea of letting
Speaker 1: everyone know your mind, so that anybody who would think
Speaker 1: to try to take you from me will know exactly
Speaker 1: what happens to them. I want anyone that decides to
Speaker 1: mess with Zena Alexander's man to know that they will
Speaker 1: be meeting this fist and I'll be slapping them with
Speaker 1: this wrist and I'll be kicking their canonto next year.
Speaker 1: If they think for a fucking second that I Am
Speaker 1: going to allow them to breathe the again, and that's
Speaker 1: just for thinking it, I'll destroy their whole world and
Speaker 1: their whole family line. I will gladly go get a
Speaker 1: subscription to freaking ancestry dot com and make sure everyone
Speaker 1: who's remotely related to them knows what they did touching
Speaker 1: my man and why they too now have to go
Speaker 1: because I have to what? Yeah? No, no, I'm just
Speaker 1: getting too much into this fight.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what it is.
Speaker 1: No, No, these are not the maginess of a mad woman.
Speaker 1: I mean if I'm mad because I'm madly in love
Speaker 1: with you, darling. Now, why don't you you know what?
Speaker 1: I want to go down that runway with you up
Speaker 1: on my shoulders. I'll go set you down on the
Speaker 1: other side of the ring. I want her to see
Speaker 1: exactly why she's about to catch the speeding before my
Speaker 1: knuckles meet her freaking chin. Hell yeah, oh Lord, have mercy.
Speaker 1: What oh she better be shaking my boots. She's just
Speaker 1: a normal, average girl and she has to go up
Speaker 1: against an Amazon.
Speaker 2: What what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Pick on someone my own size and her ego.
Speaker 2: Is big enough.
Speaker 1: I mean, look at what she thought she did to you.
Speaker 1: She thought she was gonna hurt you, and now she's
Speaker 1: gonna be the one that ends up her. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: salivating at this baby. All right, let's go ruin this girl. No,
Speaker 1: I can hear them setting up for my name now here.
Speaker 2: Oh there we go, got.
Speaker 1: You up on my shoulder, baby, let's go. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: seen Alexander here. Inspiration for this video. 've been cheated
Speaker 1: on multiple times, and I it's it's not a fun
Speaker 1: subject for anybody, right, But I've always loved the idea.
Speaker 1: And I've also dated people who have been cheated on too,
Speaker 1: And I've always loved the idea being able to get
Speaker 1: back at an eggs. And I do have a story
Speaker 1: where I did happen to have a run in with
Speaker 1: the ex of well what is now my ex, but
Speaker 1: at the time, at my current he was my current
Speaker 1: boyfriend at the time, and it didn't go over well.
Speaker 1: It didn't go over well because I tried to ignore her,
Speaker 1: and she quite intentionally tried to talk to me, and
Speaker 1: she was asking me about my current boyfriend, and I
Speaker 1: was trying to pretend like I didn't know that they
Speaker 1: had dated, and then she felt the need to tell me,
Speaker 1: and just the rage started boiling, and I am will
Speaker 1: I I will say she threw the first punch. I
Speaker 1: will say she started the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I will say that I ended it. But yeah, so
Speaker 2: I that was the.
Speaker 1: Inspiration for this video and I wanted to put that
Speaker 1: out there. So I want to say a huge thank you.
Speaker 1: We did officially hit the twenty five thousand. We were
Speaker 1: well over it. Now I am going to plan on
Speaker 1: doing a twelve hour live stream to say thank you,
Speaker 1: and also so I can hang out with a lot
Speaker 1: of you guys. I might do two twelve hour ones
Speaker 1: to say thank you, not that I can't do a
Speaker 1: twenty four hour twenty four hours or fine. I just
Speaker 1: have a lot happening in the next couple of days
Speaker 1: and potentially having some inclement weather coming in that might
Speaker 1: make things a little bit hard to continue forward with,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to plan ahead, so at least content
Speaker 1: is coming out and I will get back to it
Speaker 1: when I can AnyWho.
Speaker 2: I love you guys so much.
Speaker 1: I am going to be on the server tonight because
Speaker 1: tonight we have karaoke and I have some really fun
Speaker 1: songs planned that I wanted to sing. So if you
Speaker 1: guys want to hear me saying, you can come over
Speaker 1: to karaoke night. You don't have to sing to be listening.
Speaker 1: It is on our Discord server. The link is an
Speaker 1: inscription blow thank you for all of the new patrons
Speaker 1: as well. I will be updating with a spicier version
Speaker 1: of this story later on tonight if you guys want
Speaker 1: to check it out, and I will rather the post fight.
Speaker 1: I guess the post fight. We'll see how it went down.
Speaker 1: I love you guys to death, and I will see
Speaker 1: you in the next one.
Speaker 2: Bye.