Speaker 1: mL finally wakes up, She orders two corona's, head butts
Speaker 1: a door, and sits down to dinner.
Speaker 2: He's a drunk, that's all right. So when you see
Speaker 2: bruises on people that you think they may be drinking,
Speaker 2: like you're just out having generally they're a coworker, that's
Speaker 2: when you need to have the conversation. Yeah, you're actively hurting.
Speaker 1: Yourself, right, right right, They're just ramming into shit. They're
Speaker 1: like billy guys. Right. Hello, children, it's time for another
Speaker 1: brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast. I'm Dylan.
Speaker 2: That's pat great to be here. Permission to come aboard granted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in a you seem like you're in a
Speaker 1: good mood right now. I am in a good mood.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I am in the doldrums. You ever
Speaker 1: wake up or you're just like I want to I
Speaker 1: just want to take the I don't want to. I
Speaker 1: want to quit the day.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just.
Speaker 1: Want to watch the last half of Severance, which I've
Speaker 1: been falling asleep to read my book, play little elden Ring,
Speaker 1: maybe work out if I feel like it, but definitely
Speaker 1: not do anything.
Speaker 2: Well, you're your own boss, can't you just call it
Speaker 2: a day.
Speaker 1: No, we got this recording. I got other recordings to
Speaker 1: do today. I just I just can't do it. You know.
Speaker 1: The thing just hustles in it. It hustles and it grinds,
Speaker 1: and I gotta say, we're gonna be having a kid.
Speaker 1: I feel sleep deprived, I know, not the pain that
Speaker 1: I'm about to be and I gotta I gotta buck
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I will say this. Don't be stressing
Speaker 2: out about the kid. They are pretty easy. The first
Speaker 2: year they're just boring. They just yeah, they just sit
Speaker 2: on the bed. Next year, you can watch TV.
Speaker 1: And I was thinking about developing a pretty responsible cocaine addiction.
Speaker 2: Oh there you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so listen, we have to talk about below Deck.
Speaker 1: But before we do that, Trader is a Patreon the best.
Speaker 2: It's the best. People love it too. I think Patreon numbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ever, because we're only doing it exclusively over there. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: a little teaser too. Boy, do we have a lot
Speaker 2: to talk about. They're dropping a new seasonal Love is
Speaker 2: Blind on us in two weeks.
Speaker 1: Oh my, dyl.
Speaker 2: And I are going to talk about whether or not
Speaker 2: that's going to be on Bad TV or Free or
Speaker 2: not it might help us out to be free with
Speaker 2: Dylan and I discus.
Speaker 1: We usually put that a patroon, but I mean, my good.
Speaker 2: Then after that, speaking of below deck, I think Dylan
Speaker 2: and I we've discussed this. After we wrap up Traders
Speaker 2: and UH and Love is Blind, I think we're going
Speaker 2: to do season two of the OG.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for free, for free, we'll be we'll be doubling
Speaker 1: up on the on the below decks for you guys,
Speaker 1: for anybody that wants to go back in the annals.
Speaker 1: But for right now, we have to talk about below
Speaker 1: decks sailing yacht which you know this it's time for
Speaker 1: the moratorium. The recum is playing. I know that you
Speaker 1: have a lot of thoughts I do.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna speak in general terms about the entire list.
Speaker 1: Let's not do our pots for the for this episode
Speaker 1: because obviously zero right.
Speaker 2: The final episode usually is half of it is goodbyes
Speaker 2: and yeah happened, Nothing happened. It was called the Bitter
Speaker 2: End and there were some bitter, bitter bitter people.
Speaker 1: Right, But okay, all right, zero pots from both of
Speaker 1: us for this episode. The last episodes are always bad
Speaker 1: because they're truncated by goodbyes. But what we got was
Speaker 1: so bad. I mean, for production, Danny, Deanna and Daisy
Speaker 1: have to sit down and talk to each other. They
Speaker 1: have to sit down and talk to each other. Can't
Speaker 1: let the season end without that conversation. It's just a
Speaker 1: failing grade the whole way through. I hated this season.
Speaker 2: You hated season. Go ahead, Okay, you know what. There's
Speaker 2: never a bad season a below deck. It's always fun.
Speaker 2: As Dylan used to coin it, it's the best part
Speaker 2: is thrusting in competence on wealthy people, which is no
Speaker 2: longer the thing. It's thrusting incompetence off seven friends that
Speaker 2: can scrape together fifteen grand right, right right, Okay, so
Speaker 2: this show is pretty hard to screw up. You already
Speaker 2: have basically the structure of it. You have what I
Speaker 2: just said, what Dylan did, that's the best part of
Speaker 2: the show. You have the yacht, you have the charter guests,
Speaker 2: and then you have the people that work on the boat,
Speaker 2: the sea rats. Now. I love the two casting people
Speaker 2: that did this. They do a fantastic job. It's a
Speaker 2: hard job. They got to cast four of these a year.
Speaker 1: Never do Daffidil again.
Speaker 2: They're running out of sea rats clearly.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the I don't think I don't think you could.
Speaker 1: There is an endless supply of broken dreamers that are
Speaker 1: crawling their way along docks in Florida. Okay, there is
Speaker 1: no short supply of these people. Find them, the hottest
Speaker 1: ones from the softest rooms, and get them on this
Speaker 1: boat and make them talk to each other if they're ang.
Speaker 2: Okay, Dylan is correct. However, I will change one thing
Speaker 2: he said. They don't need to be hot, they need
Speaker 2: to be entertaining. Okay, So Dianna hot is a plus.
Speaker 2: It was hot, Yeah, Deanna added no entertainment value because
Speaker 2: she didn't talk, she didn't interact with others. I'd say
Speaker 2: the same for davidil Yes, he was a freaky deacon,
Speaker 2: a weirdo, and that should have been interesting. But he
Speaker 2: was hiding most of the entire season on the show.
Speaker 2: So then who are we left with? Gary and Daisy.
Speaker 1: And Danny and Chase and the priest and the priest.
Speaker 2: The priest, while he's nice, would have fit in probably
Speaker 2: had it been a more interesting cast around him. However,
Speaker 2: he was so boring and Diana was so useless to
Speaker 2: this season, and Danny, while annoying, did add entertainment value.
Speaker 2: It left us with Daisy and Gary. Gary, I'm done
Speaker 2: shitting on you. You're off the show. Consider this my farewell
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: You're a drunk.
Speaker 2: You are the same person that showed up on episode one,
Speaker 2: season two. You are no longer interesting. There is no
Speaker 2: personal growth. There's nothing greater than your one dimensional personality
Speaker 2: that you put out there, which is a drunk, womanizing
Speaker 2: guy who's good at his job.
Speaker 1: Take a look at Sam Wise Gamgi right, he loves food, drink,
Speaker 1: an R and R. By the end of the third
Speaker 1: book he saves Middle Earth. Whoa Gary King has not
Speaker 1: gone through any kind of transformation like that.
Speaker 2: They showed this at the tail end when Kaptain Glenn
Speaker 2: had that thoughtful conversation with him being a drunk who's
Speaker 2: just hanging out with your subordinates and trying to have
Speaker 2: sex with them. That's not the way to elevate it, right, right,
Speaker 2: And Gary is stuck there, and I think him getting
Speaker 2: tossed off the show is probably the best thing professional
Speaker 2: for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna bott him out a little bit more,
Speaker 1: I think, But you know, bottoming out is defined as
Speaker 1: not being able to obtain any benefit from toxic behavior.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think Gary's got a couple floors to fall.
Speaker 1: But then maybe Wolbull sort of.
Speaker 2: Hit his stride in his early forties. Good for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, that's what I think. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna hit my stride exactly.
Speaker 2: That's when most dudents. Yeah, okay, last note on this,
Speaker 2: So I was looking at the cast of med and
Speaker 2: below deck Og. Sometimes they have up to four stews
Speaker 2: in a season. I'm not talking about firings at simultaneously,
Speaker 2: there'll be the chief stew and then three underlings, right,
Speaker 2: so we have a lot of casts. I'm speaking specifically
Speaker 2: on how to not make this mistake with sailing again.
Speaker 2: Ditch the concept of the engineer. I know you loved Colin,
Speaker 2: you thought you could replace him. Make him a fucking
Speaker 2: goblin person. Make them one of these Eastern bloc people
Speaker 2: we never see well or because we have there's less
Speaker 2: casting here, which makes it less interesting. Have that person
Speaker 2: be really someone who's probably like Eddie and actual first
Speaker 2: made or something, and then just integrate them in the
Speaker 2: show more. Don't have to pretend like he's fixing the engine. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's fix that. Then we need interesting people, you know,
Speaker 2: spend a little bit more time with him and casting
Speaker 2: to make sure they're actually going to talk about it.
Speaker 1: I think you're devaluing the importance of hot. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you are. Okay, I mean look, uh, look
Speaker 1: at a show like uh. I don't want to say yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean okay, So look at Southern Charm. These people
Speaker 1: are some of the most boring people you could ever imagine.
Speaker 1: They're hot. Yes, you know other shows, you know, look
Speaker 1: at look at uh Southern Hospitality, look at Love love
Speaker 1: is look at Hot Wet Fuck Love. What what is
Speaker 1: it called Love Island? I mean, they're just some of
Speaker 1: the dumbest people on planet Earth. And people tune in.
Speaker 1: I think that show airs three times a day and
Speaker 1: people are tuning in.
Speaker 2: My wife watched it every night.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, so hot is important.
Speaker 2: All right, So we gave we gave our Cassie notes,
Speaker 2: our production notes. Let's see what you guys do next season.
Speaker 2: Of course, we'll watch the show zero nuts.
Speaker 1: All right. So we pick up with the bitter end
Speaker 1: boys had been bitter. We pick things up with Chase
Speaker 1: and Danny fighting about their relationship, which is two weeks
Speaker 1: old and is built on booze and coming on each other.
Speaker 1: And they also share a common threat of being adults
Speaker 1: that sleep in bunk beds. So I don't care.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll say the drama between him. What I gleaned
Speaker 2: from this is they are not on the same page,
Speaker 2: and they're not even reading the same books.
Speaker 1: He's reading the Game, she's reading a self help buget. Well,
Speaker 1: I think I stepped on your jet.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I think he's beating off to the
Speaker 2: bridges of Madison County and I don't know what. Maybe
Speaker 2: she doesn't breathe?
Speaker 1: What is Bridges of Madison County?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a ridiculous story. Clint Eastwood started in the
Speaker 2: mid nineties with Meryl Streep.
Speaker 1: Was it a book?
Speaker 2: Though it was a book yet it's I actually hate
Speaker 2: the premise of it. So this housewife, her husband goes
Speaker 2: off to work. He's a wonderful man. They have children
Speaker 2: with each other. The kids are growing up and out
Speaker 2: of the house. She's born in the small town. This
Speaker 2: guy comes into town and he's there to paint the
Speaker 2: Madison Bridge or what.
Speaker 1: Oh got it? Got it?
Speaker 2: They meet and they kind of have a little flame
Speaker 2: a right and then her husband comes back and she
Speaker 2: is completely obsessed with Clint Eastwood. And there's the final
Speaker 2: scene of the movie where she's in the truck with
Speaker 2: her husband, who has no clue she's been fucking around
Speaker 2: on it, and Clint Eastwood is in his pickup truck,
Speaker 2: you know, because he's an artist and what Yeah, and
Speaker 2: he grabs onto a necklace that she'd wore, and then
Speaker 2: he drives off and she weeps. Children find a letter
Speaker 2: of her talking about that specific weekend and that the
Speaker 2: book is based on. How the hell do I know this? Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man. I mean, it must have stuck
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: But it sounds like I went on a date and
Speaker 2: I was so bored.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a beautiful movie. You know. I miss
Speaker 1: those kinds of movies that was nineties. Huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they made better movies then they did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Do you see that Gladiator movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Boy was that disappointing. Very Denzel Washington was mad because
Speaker 2: he wasn't nominated for Best Actor. Dude, you had a
Speaker 2: Brooklyn accent. Go back and watch that movie. It's absurd.
Speaker 1: It suffers from the same thing that so many movie,
Speaker 1: too many bad guys. By the way, we had like
Speaker 1: four bad guys.
Speaker 2: What what time are we living in? They had a
Speaker 2: fight in the stadium or whatever, and these wildcats come out.
Speaker 2: They look like CGI aliens, Like is this based or
Speaker 2: is this bad CGI? It looked like shit movies suck now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the primary speaks to Daisy about Diana being
Speaker 1: a danger to everyone on board, and another one I
Speaker 1: think it's the same primary because she's drunk. She's talking
Speaker 1: to everybody. Yeah, good one. And she says that she
Speaker 1: got a salt andemuf for her nose. And she says
Speaker 1: it to daffidel And I swear to god, I thought
Speaker 1: Daffidil was gonna say something about being in Bulgaria fucking
Speaker 1: you know one time I got It's like, all right,
Speaker 1: I've had enough. I've had enough.
Speaker 2: Now they both agree on I think they're gonna do
Speaker 2: plating and not family style because that will lessen the
Speaker 2: possibility of he's killing someone.
Speaker 1: Who cares. Nobody dies, And if somebody did die, that
Speaker 1: would have been that would have been very, very sad.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what the entertainment value would have
Speaker 1: gotten jacked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to tell you.
Speaker 1: It would have helped this podcast so much.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, imagine we need things to talk about. I always
Speaker 2: teld my wife because she's like, hey, this episode sucked.
Speaker 2: Why did it take you an hour and a half
Speaker 2: to watch it. I'm like, because the bad ones make
Speaker 2: my job more difficult. It's a good episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, But imagine somebody dies on this show and
Speaker 1: all of the rags. I mean, we finally get away
Speaker 1: from Trump and the executive orders, and everyone's talking about
Speaker 1: how the first person ever to die in a reality
Speaker 1: it would have been amazing.
Speaker 2: Well, I thought Koys was going to pull that off
Speaker 2: because two of the guests are allergic to seafood and
Speaker 2: that will not stop him from serving seafood.
Speaker 1: Well, it's this is so let's get to this this dinner.
Speaker 2: Well, I want to say, we see Gary in his
Speaker 2: black pants, joyfully singing, last time wearing black pants this season,
Speaker 2: last time on the show, buddy, see you later. There's
Speaker 2: the fucking door.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Klois has to make sushi for people that
Speaker 1: don't want to eat fish, which means that we're gonna
Speaker 1: do a Rabbi steak sushi. We're gonna do chicken karaoki
Speaker 1: and no shellfish. So the primary goes down.
Speaker 2: Oh til sorry one note. Did you see how he
Speaker 2: keeps track of these notes of all these food allergies?
Speaker 2: Do you see those etchings? Like like a fourth grade
Speaker 2: It looked like that, like that scene in the garage
Speaker 2: and A Beautiful Mind, Like how does he make sense
Speaker 2: if any of them?
Speaker 1: Yea yah, yeah, yeah yeah. And a Beautiful Mind is
Speaker 1: another one of those movies. It's pretty good.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I saw it on a date and hey,
Speaker 2: do you know that guy's dead?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Car crash yep, sea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they took him out finally. Yeah, they bide their time, don't.
Speaker 1: They cut the break break pads. They cut him right
Speaker 1: in half.
Speaker 2: We had to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's getting too close to the truth. He has
Speaker 1: MLK files come out. He was an adulter. That's that's
Speaker 1: those are the files we're talking about.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm on I saw him a speech or
Speaker 2: an interview and he openly admitted that. He said, I'm
Speaker 2: a flawed man. That doesn't mean that what comes out
Speaker 2: of your mouth isn't isn't great? Who cares? All right?
Speaker 2: You fucked around your wife?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I mean a lot of a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of great men in the nineteen hundreds. We're
Speaker 1: doing that, JFK.
Speaker 2: Why don't you read some of the women that worked
Speaker 2: at that white house?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been watching this great podcast by Finn Taylor.
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't think that JFK got got shot.
Speaker 1: I think his head exploded because he had to be
Speaker 1: around his wife on camera for six hours so he
Speaker 1: couldn't fuck anybody else.
Speaker 2: And he had syphiless and he was addicted to painkillers.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, flood flowed people. But the MLK files kind
Speaker 1: of read like j Edgar Hoover's like deepest darkest fantasies,
Speaker 1: you know, like he's he's wearing lipstick at his mom's
Speaker 1: house and he's writing down what he's like. Martin Luther, he.
Speaker 2: Was, should I see that one starring Leonardo DiCaprio. I, No,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: It seems like that was Clint Eastwood has had dementia
Speaker 1: for a long time, but he's still allowed to make
Speaker 1: movies somehow.
Speaker 2: That La Macha thing or whatever. Yeah, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, yeah yeah, yeah, he had a he was gonna
Speaker 1: have a threesome in that movie.
Speaker 2: I thought that's where they're going. I had to turn
Speaker 2: it off after thirty minutes. Macha, my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So the primary goes down. How old
Speaker 1: is that guy?
Speaker 2: He's in his nineties.
Speaker 1: Get in the comments on this. Let us know if
Speaker 1: you've seen Juror number two.
Speaker 2: Sorry to be so macabre. His younger girlfriend of thirty
Speaker 2: years just cast out. Oh wow, he had a girlfriend
Speaker 2: that was thirty years younger than him and she died
Speaker 2: before him.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. You know what keeps him alive, keeps him young? Work?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's true. Blue zones. They showed that.
Speaker 1: Okay, what a bad roll of the dice.
Speaker 2: Huh, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Well, there are certain blue zones where people just relax
Speaker 1: and they live forever. They just drink red wine and
Speaker 1: like eat good wheat.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, maybe there's a special papaya that they.
Speaker 1: Right. And then the other blue zones are people like
Speaker 1: working till they die, and they both do live a
Speaker 1: long time. But I would rather the red wine one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want a mixture of both.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the primary goes down, speaking of red wine.
Speaker 1: M l's are drunk, right, So the one with the
Speaker 1: deep voice starts talking ship on the primary while she
Speaker 1: is drunk.
Speaker 2: You got to clear your throat, No, one's fine.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. Yeah, I was talking about it earlier.
Speaker 2: I don't care if she looked like Megan Fox, I
Speaker 2: could not have sex with her.
Speaker 1: We got to talk about OK, thank you for that,
Speaker 1: Patrick Pig. We gotta work on voice therapy because you know,
Speaker 1: everybody makes one of our FK's voice. He chose that
Speaker 1: one that was the best one, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and his sister chose that one too. Is he
Speaker 2: still with that wife of his?
Speaker 1: Ardy? Shit? The Kennedys are just the Kennedy's are a
Speaker 1: lot like this show. It's it's like just a car
Speaker 1: crash of a family, I mean.
Speaker 2: Cousin to the Kennedy's. And look at what a fuck
Speaker 2: up I am.
Speaker 1: They've got this this little twink Kennedy who's going on
Speaker 1: Instagram just blowing up. He's like, Hey, my uncle's a
Speaker 1: piece of shit. If anybody wants to talk to me,
Speaker 1: It's like, can you guys hold a forum and talk
Speaker 1: to each other for a little bit.
Speaker 2: When they're not killing themselves with alcohol, they're going skiing
Speaker 2: and breaking their fucking necks, hitting trees or flying planes
Speaker 2: that they shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Well, that was Hilary oh oh yeah, yeah, I got yeah,
Speaker 1: put that on the pile. Okay, so the primary goes down.
Speaker 1: She's a drunk and they had to plan to start
Speaker 1: the meal without her. And this is a very insane meal.
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's sushi, it's steak, it's nonsense. Yes, And
Speaker 1: Glenn says that parsifal means night of the round table.
Speaker 2: It could mean bag.
Speaker 1: Of trash for all I care, because I mean, what
Speaker 1: are we doing? mL finally wakes up, She orders two corona's, head,
Speaker 1: butts a door and sits down to dinner. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a.
Speaker 2: Drunk, that's all right. So when you see bruises on
Speaker 2: people that you think they may be drinking, like you're
Speaker 2: just out having generally they're a coworker, that's when you
Speaker 2: need to have a conversation. You're actively hurting yourself.
Speaker 1: Right right right, They're just ramming into shit. They're like
Speaker 1: billy goats. That's truck, right. So we fucking go in
Speaker 1: the jacuzzi and talk about kiss. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: like to end the season, like when you're producing the show,
Speaker 1: get the order the guests in like crazy to not crazy.
Speaker 1: Put the craziest one in the middle of the season,
Speaker 1: put the second craziest one on the first episode, and
Speaker 1: then you got to end with some kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: We can't have just one drunk and a woman with
Speaker 1: a deep voice at the end of the season.
Speaker 2: Maybe they were banking on mL falling off the breaking
Speaker 2: or neck or something.
Speaker 1: Well, it was a good bet, but unfortunately it lost.
Speaker 2: There is something to this. They buried this season. Remember
Speaker 2: for a year and a half, you're probably thinking, can
Speaker 2: we save this? Yeah, and they worked diligently to at
Speaker 2: least get it to Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they did it. Danny and Chase argue that
Speaker 1: there were a little Red Schoolhouse relationship. Again, fantastic stuff.
Speaker 1: When we get to the next morning, unless you have
Speaker 1: any notes that you want to get to.
Speaker 2: Well, I just want to say that Glenn was very
Speaker 2: impressed with Kloy. Sounds like you did not share that
Speaker 2: m and yeah I think that next morning.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, Roula, thank you Roula. All right, all right
Speaker 2: are we here?
Speaker 1: We are at the next morning?
Speaker 2: Okay, next morning. So Danny is sharing with Deanna her
Speaker 2: future fans plans with Chase, and then Daisy really interrupts
Speaker 2: the conversation to ask Danny to make some juice for
Speaker 2: paying customers. Yeah, yeah, how dare Daisy? I know, straight
Speaker 2: in the middle of a conversation.
Speaker 1: Deanna, Danny is talking to Deanna about boys, and then
Speaker 1: this bitch comes in and tells her to make fucking juice.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe it. How rude, right in the middle
Speaker 2: of a conversation.
Speaker 1: I was blown away that Danny had the temerity and
Speaker 1: the wherewithal to not completely lash out what a what
Speaker 1: a mature young woman. So breakfast is a lovely French
Speaker 1: prep of eggs. Gary has given the parking job, and
Speaker 1: Glenn comments on the fact that Gary can be a
Speaker 1: great captain, but he has to stop being a drunk.
Speaker 2: Yes, and having sex with his coworkers and underlings. Now,
Speaker 2: I do want to say this. I think this was
Speaker 2: his way to finish off the season and uh a
Speaker 2: way to say goodbye to Gary.
Speaker 1: I think so too.
Speaker 2: It was like a way to finish it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little bit like what George did to Lenny.
Speaker 2: What did oh? You know, he snuffs his life out.
Speaker 1: Well, but before that, they take a nice walk together,
Speaker 1: you know know what I mean, and then he's like,
Speaker 1: look at that horizon and then he you know, pops
Speaker 1: him in the back of that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. God, it's been ages since I watched that.
Speaker 2: You know, in corporate America, I used to watch this.
Speaker 2: I didn't get fired from my North American.
Speaker 1: Insurance job, but I know you quit.
Speaker 2: They brought this up in the film office space. They
Speaker 2: always wait till Friday to give you the acts, and
Speaker 2: then they if you're in one of these secure office buildings,
Speaker 2: they have you put all your crap in a cardboard box. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they walk you out and take your key card away.
Speaker 2: This was so much more nicer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so much more nicer. He gives
Speaker 1: him the parking job, and we get to the departure
Speaker 1: of these guests and the tip meeting. Everyone gets high
Speaker 1: marks except for Kloys, who gets high marks coupled with
Speaker 1: a I thought I was gonna have to shit, can
Speaker 1: you The tip is twenty one thousand dollars and we
Speaker 1: end the season with I don't know, a smattering of
Speaker 1: tip money and fucking and sucking.
Speaker 2: Well, let's get it, and that's the show. The ladies
Speaker 2: look beautiful and then they head out to dinner. Oh
Speaker 2: good for you, he sells Keith on her amazing flat
Speaker 2: in London. She was on Watch What Happens Live After.
Speaker 1: Turns out they dated for a year. Oh they're not together,
Speaker 1: not together? Oh, what do you know?
Speaker 2: And it turns out our friend of the show, Chase,
Speaker 2: he dated Danny for They made it look with the
Speaker 2: little chiron, they made it look like it was shorter.
Speaker 2: She was actually there. She if you go to his
Speaker 2: instagram while he was building that amazing boat that he
Speaker 2: now works on, she was basically there a lot of
Speaker 2: the time taking the videos and you can hear a
Speaker 2: voice in it. So anyway, Danny answers the question that
Speaker 2: no one asks at dinner, which is are you ready
Speaker 2: for a relationship, then proceeds to talk about Chase like
Speaker 2: he's not there. If you remember that scene, and then
Speaker 2: minutes later, Danny and Chase are able to let bygones
Speaker 2: be bygones and start throwing into each other in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: When you were talking about Danny and Chase and her
Speaker 1: filming the videos, I was thinking about bringing up the
Speaker 1: fact that you can fire a regulators within government, but
Speaker 1: you have to give them thirty days notice in order
Speaker 1: to fire them. And the point to bring that up was,
Speaker 1: who gives a shit? You know what I mean? You
Speaker 1: know we got to stretch this, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it has only been twenty six minutes. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm really disappointed in below deck. I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 2: So we let them have it at the top of
Speaker 2: the show. They know. Okay, now I want to say
Speaker 2: this about bathrooms and having sex in bathrooms. Okay, quite
Speaker 2: the spectrum. Your home bathroom, it's a wonderful place. You
Speaker 2: have that counter. I don't know what the height is.
Speaker 1: I don't know. The heights of counters are extremely prohibitive
Speaker 1: to a lot of love making.
Speaker 2: You think, so, yeah, well, I'm a tall guy.
Speaker 1: I know, perfect for me. Well, but there are a
Speaker 1: lot of low countertops, you know. It's it's very frustrating
Speaker 1: to have to you either have to crouch or you
Speaker 1: have to tiptoe. I've not found a counter yet that really,
Speaker 1: really is conducive to it.
Speaker 2: Well, I apologize for you. Yeah, it worked out for me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But public restrooms on the.
Speaker 1: Other hand, right, no plan o, No, no, no, it's disgusting.
Speaker 2: No no, no, I'll be brief. Girl followed me into
Speaker 2: a bathroom at a gross bar one time and tried
Speaker 2: to mix it up with me. I was flattered, but
Speaker 2: I was so disgusted by the it's a guy's bathroom. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so of course it's pretty raunchy and gross and dingy.
Speaker 2: They were feces in my eye line.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, just for the women listening, if you walk
Speaker 1: into a guy's bathroom, there will be and I'm not joking,
Speaker 1: unless it's like a nice one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a nice restaurant.
Speaker 1: It's new, right, that's new before.
Speaker 2: A guy got to it and scraped a gang tattoo
Speaker 2: marking into the toilet seat, which I've seen.
Speaker 1: Oh it's somebody scratched kmark into this. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that means, but I'm glad he left it. But
Speaker 1: there will be shitting feces pretty much everywhere, with piss
Speaker 1: smattered all over the floor, and are discussing. Yeah, men
Speaker 1: are disgusting, so so yeah, we're so we're At this dinner,
Speaker 1: Priest and Danny talk about love. Danny and Gary talk
Speaker 1: about her love for Chase in front of Chase, and
Speaker 1: that's when they go to the bathroom to bang it out,
Speaker 1: and we rip shots of Bailey's and talk about being better,
Speaker 1: better versions of ourselves. Ripping a shot of Bailey's is
Speaker 1: it's disgusting? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, in coffee at the
Speaker 1: end of a nice meal, lovely, But ripping shots of
Speaker 1: Bailey's is trash.
Speaker 2: What's more trash? Bailey's are Jaegermeister tie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a tie. So we head to
Speaker 1: the club. Danny says, I don't want to be around
Speaker 1: Daisy and Kistianna in the head. Then Dna and Daisy
Speaker 1: talk about or Deanna and Danny talk about how they
Speaker 1: bonded over the trauma of working underneath Daisy. This is
Speaker 1: where we have to you know, we're in an era
Speaker 1: where we don't want to. You can offend someone in
Speaker 1: a really any turn right very easy.
Speaker 2: These days, it's very easy.
Speaker 1: To offend people. You know, we talk about for example,
Speaker 1: you know, I was reading this fantasy book and there
Speaker 1: are sensitivity readers, and there are sensitivity readers because let's say,
Speaker 1: if somebody gets their leg cut off, you don't want
Speaker 1: to offend the paraplegic community, or you know, we want
Speaker 1: to be sensitive to them. When Danny says she experienced
Speaker 1: trauma working under Daisy, that's one of those things that
Speaker 1: I've never experienced any real trauma in my life. Have
Speaker 1: been pretty privileged, and I'm extremely offended. So I can't
Speaker 1: even imagine people who have experienced trauma.
Speaker 2: You know what, I wish they do like that book
Speaker 2: that you were just talking about there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish they do that for TV.
Speaker 2: One thing that really bums me out is if I'm
Speaker 2: eating in front of the television and suddenly like, uh,
Speaker 2: there's a scene in the television show or movie where
Speaker 2: they're doing like open heart surgery. It's like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 2: I could have used.
Speaker 1: A warning that you're watching a lot of Law.
Speaker 2: And Order or ere those hospital shows. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2: All right, So they talked ship in the Vans and Gary.
Speaker 1: O your best iced tea impression.
Speaker 2: Iced tea?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, dude, do iced tea? Found
Speaker 1: a dead body on the side of the road.
Speaker 2: It Oh, then I talked to Waxy. He says, dead
Speaker 2: bodies over around the corner.
Speaker 1: Full of stab wounds, open to rep I have never
Speaker 1: watched that show. I feel like I need to.
Speaker 2: When you get old, you'll have the eight thousand episodes
Speaker 2: will be there for you to fall asleep, literally eight thousand.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah all right, so alright, so anyway, there
Speaker 2: was a part that we I think we skipped over,
Speaker 2: which is they had this conversation with Gary in the
Speaker 2: van when they arrive at the club. Gary then will
Speaker 2: use this as a way of showing how much he
Speaker 2: respects and cares.
Speaker 1: For his allegiance to Yes, I have the.
Speaker 2: I have the scene. This is him talking to Days,
Speaker 2: he mentioning that he defended her during the staff and
Speaker 2: how he wants their life to be a fairy tale.
Speaker 1: I'm a radio two.
Speaker 2: Get the fuck off my TV.
Speaker 1: Enough of this now. That was a YouTube clip of
Speaker 1: I Think a warped hogs.
Speaker 2: Sleep arm snoring. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't want to
Speaker 2: watch the scene because.
Speaker 1: It's still going No, it's okay, ads everywhere. Yeah. Pat
Speaker 1: doesn't have a YouTube premium, so he gets ads for
Speaker 1: allergy and medicine. When he's pulling up sound effects. Keith
Speaker 1: and Daisy have a little smoochie and they have a
Speaker 1: smoochy front of Gary. He's not happy, and we get
Speaker 1: to another one of these days of our Saret lives moments.
Speaker 1: Like you mentioned, it is a complete Snorre fest, and
Speaker 1: I love that Daisy gets so emotional about this. Why
Speaker 1: it honestly, you know how we're surrounded by filthy bombs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the zombies.
Speaker 1: It would be like if two zombies were in a
Speaker 1: really like heartsick fight over I don't know, the last
Speaker 1: piece of sharp glass they could use for something. You know,
Speaker 1: It's like it's completely ridiculous. It's like it's not interesting.
Speaker 2: Well, I saw two bombs fight. This was many years
Speaker 2: ago on Hollywood Boulevard, and I knew the bombs because
Speaker 2: they stole some stuff. Anyway, they're fighting like ready with knives,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, ah, I don't know who to root
Speaker 2: for because I kind of want both of you.
Speaker 1: To lose, right right right? They call that a bad tie?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so Gary and Glad, Well we go okay,
Speaker 1: so this is the season, right, I think we go
Speaker 1: home on the last night and we have couples that
Speaker 1: aren't couples.
Speaker 2: That's right. Keith sleeps in his own bunk after him
Speaker 2: doing a little smoochi smooching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just the worst, just the worst way to end
Speaker 1: the season.
Speaker 2: And then but you know, Jason, Danny, they hit that
Speaker 2: guest happened again, presumatively, presumably.
Speaker 1: You know, we need a Gary, We need to go
Speaker 1: back to season one Gary, but we just need a
Speaker 1: new version of him, because season one Gary was a
Speaker 1: toxic human being but made the environment more entertaining and
Speaker 1: very toxic. Right, he was banging the girl from Florida,
Speaker 1: throwing her aside, banging the Aussie, right, And I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that that's all we need in the show, right,
Speaker 1: we had more. We had Daisy's punitive opinions of that.
Speaker 1: We had Colin trying to smoke cigarettes and gas people.
Speaker 1: It was the salad days of the show. We don't
Speaker 1: have that. Well, we have the priest kissing Danny and
Speaker 1: going to bed.
Speaker 2: Well Dylan, and even in just like a scripted television,
Speaker 2: there's a point where characters run out of their emotional
Speaker 2: point of being on the narrative, right, right, right, Gary
Speaker 2: has reached that point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a little bit like a
Speaker 1: movie being seven hours long.
Speaker 2: Well, or a television series like True Blood, which started
Speaker 2: out amazing. For the first two season, they kept adding characters,
Speaker 2: and at some point season seven, there's thirty main cast
Speaker 2: members and you're like, why are these people still here?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Some of them?
Speaker 1: You hate? You hate it the way True Blood ended.
Speaker 1: I really did, because you loved True Blood.
Speaker 2: We used to do Sunday TV nights. People would come
Speaker 2: over to our shitty apartment and we'd watch an episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then.
Speaker 2: At some point we'd all be on our phones by
Speaker 2: season five and asking ourselves, why are we doing this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they ruined the tradition, that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Writing.
Speaker 1: Ripple effects are bad writing. Gary and Glenn have a
Speaker 1: chat again about him not being a drunk, and Daisy
Speaker 1: and Keith have a chat about being a couple. Gary
Speaker 1: comes in and shits himself and leaves. Daffodel heads out.
Speaker 1: Great guy, horrible casting. Klois leaves next great guy, great casting.
Speaker 1: He wraps. I think he's going to be back for
Speaker 1: next season. Who's this?
Speaker 2: I think so too.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: By the way, side note, Dylan upon Daffodil upon exiting,
Speaker 2: said he's going to hit a night club and marry
Speaker 2: an alien, So good for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's really exciting stuff. So Chase polls fuck
Speaker 1: boy moves on Danny. He's like, I like you, but
Speaker 1: I'm going to circumnavigate the world. Deanna and Danny leave,
Speaker 1: and this is where they have no confrontation with Danny
Speaker 1: at all or Daisy at all. There's no goodbye even really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is such a whimper. Keith departs. He will be
Speaker 1: back as boson next season. I don't know how I
Speaker 1: feel about that, because he's going to be very boring.
Speaker 1: Daisy leaves next Gary still loves her, and Gary leaves
Speaker 1: as well. Daisy gives a kind of what do you
Speaker 1: call it, It's kind of like a.
Speaker 2: She reflects on her and Gary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, two
Speaker 2: lost people finding each other.
Speaker 1: It's a carousel of memories between the two of them,
Speaker 1: and it is the You know, you have to remember
Speaker 1: that this show does not have any real reverence for
Speaker 1: its cast. You'll remember that Hannah was on this show
Speaker 1: for fifteen seasons.
Speaker 2: All that sword got driven through her.
Speaker 1: Got caught with a little bit of fight it in,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you are bandished to the
Speaker 1: dock smoking a cigarette, and we roll a couple of
Speaker 1: clips of you and that's the end, right, So that's
Speaker 1: what happened to Gary. Evidently, Keith and Danny or Daisy
Speaker 1: are dating and are now broken up. Chase and Danny
Speaker 1: have docked their romantic relationship. Don't know what that means,
Speaker 1: but listen, let's clean this late. We're gonna be back
Speaker 1: next week with hot ass Captain Jason oh Yes, and
Speaker 1: a new slate of sea rats. I can only hope
Speaker 1: that below deck it's better than what this season offered us.
Speaker 1: But you know, me and Patty, we'll be here no
Speaker 1: matter what. We'll be here with our hands firmly on
Speaker 1: the stern or the wheel or whatever part makes it go,
Speaker 1: and gabbling goodfind about it, get in the comments, let
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