Speaker 1: Good morning from how I'm Chris and I'm Debt, and
my eternal punishment is to do this show where we
interview everyone in hell. And I'm joined as always by
the younger brother of Satan, Clayton.
Speaker 2: Go, yoyo, what's up?
Speaker 3: And to me? Do you boy?
Speaker 2: Clayton? Hey, Chris, check out this backpack and stuff that
I got. Whoa yeah, backpack?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's right. Backpack. It's a mesh so you can
make sure that I am not in fact carrying a gun.
And then if you do have a gun in there,
well yeah, I know, but you know it's it's ironic. Anyways,
I got I got all these folders, I got these uh,
trapper you got a pencil, pencil case, trapper keeper, that's
for you, your fucking nerd.
Speaker 2: Got a lot of goods in here. But calculator T
eighty three? What is this for? Are you going back
to school?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean they were having the back to school sales,
so I couldn't resist. I mean, you always got to
refresh your school supplies every year.
Speaker 2: You know, you don't go to school, no.
Speaker 3: I know, but I just really like supporting the back
to school effort because you know, anytime a kid is
on their summer break or their holiday break, and then
they go into like their local big box store that
will remain unnamed, and they see those back to school
signs and they kind of have that pants shitting dread
creep down their spine, and summer is about to end.
Speaker 2: It that never ends. I still get that. Oh yeah,
I just support that effort so much.
Speaker 3: I just love reminding people that school is coming back,
and you're gonna have to be sitting in a classroom
and your summer's wrapping up, and all the happiness is
going to go away. Love back to school. In fact,
you know what, Chris, we should run back to school
sale over the good more from health store. What do
you say?
Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah, what are you thinking?
Speaker 3: Well, inter code back to school the number two, and
you'll get a whopping two percent off from home, a
whole a whole two percent. That's right.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: That way you can get two percent milk and a discounted.
Speaker 1: Birch and a coffee mug and a shirt with two
decks on it, and see if your teachers will notice.
Speaker 3: That's right. Extra credit if you can sneak that gambo
shirt into your English class and have your teacher. Notice it,
you know, Chris, with it being back to school, We've
been doing the show for a while, and I feel
like you've been having it too good. All right, You've
been meeting too many interests, people, too many like historical figures,
and I feel like this is almost a treat for you.
So I wanted to ground you little, wanted to humble
you little, and bring back someone, actually, a couple of
people that you're familiar with, you know, people from your.
Speaker 2: Past life, people that I knew in your life. Yeah,
are my parents?
Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, no, they're dead, but they're in heaven.
Most of your families actually died. I just never really
bothered to tell you. It's it's in a sticky note here,
but I just all of them. He was my old
back to school stuff, and I threw that away. Yeah
all of them died. Yeah, horrible, horrible crash anyways, But no, no,
it's not your family.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about that. Hey, hey, you're focusing on the
wrong thing. The more important thing.
Speaker 3: Is I brought back two of your closest friends from
high school to come in and say hello to you.
Speaker 4: Chris.
Speaker 2: How's that sound.
Speaker 3: I just really want to reach out to my Stop
focusing on the dead family, Chris. You got to focus
on your friends. You got to focus on the thing
that I'm doing for you right now in the present.
Speaker 2: Okay, who are they?
Speaker 1: Is it p Ja or Matthew or no or.
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No? Even better, is that all the friends that you
had in high school? You just involl all three of
them right there. There was also big Ellie.
Speaker 2: Ellie, that's a fake person. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's a fake person. You never knew
a big Elie. No, Chris, I am inviting back your friends,
Gabriella and Courtney.
Speaker 2: Come on in, ladies.
Speaker 5: Oh what are you doing over here?
Speaker 4: Oh? You want me to sit here?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 2: Hi? Hello?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris, it's your friends, Gabrielle and Courtney.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I thought that this was a reunion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it is. You know, you guys went
to high school. It's Chris.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I went to our high school.
Speaker 3: Yeah with us?
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Wait, were you the kid who ran everywhere?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, he was? Oh my god, that's so embarrassing. You.
Speaker 4: You had that friend TJ who always had the wheely
backpack he would ride. Oh my god, how are you
what are you doing here?
Speaker 2: I'm in hell. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Since when did you get down here?
Speaker 2: I don't know, like five years ago? About five years O, well.
Speaker 5: You didn't, we would have seen you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I've been here. Oh my god, I can't here.
I haven't seen you since the incident.
Speaker 5: Oh, the little crash. It was not a big deal.
Speaker 4: It was not a big deal.
Speaker 5: It's fine.
Speaker 3: What incident. I'm sorry. I'm Clayton by the way, not
familiar with you guys. But you catch me up to speed?
You know, what's this incident? Something fun happened.
Speaker 1: Wait, the speed was a big part of it was
how fast they were driving.
Speaker 2: Oh, it wasn't that fast.
Speaker 4: It was not a big deal. Did you say your
name is Clayton?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Clayton.
Speaker 4: I thought we were meeting with Satan.
Speaker 3: No, that's a big misconception. That's my big brother. I'm
his little brother.
Speaker 5: Your brother.
Speaker 4: Wait, he's your brother. Oh do you know if he's
taking anyone to prom?
Speaker 3: Prom?
Speaker 5: We've been trying to plan a prom since we could
of never go to prom.
Speaker 2: Oh. Oh so okay. Gabrielle and Courtney died senior year.
Speaker 4: Everyone talked about it.
Speaker 5: We got like a statue we got a little memory garden,
and we got a whole page in the.
Speaker 3: Year but old page. That's very impressive.
Speaker 4: The whole page was just to us no longer being there,
but we got our own pages just because everybody loved us.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: It's impressive.
Speaker 5: They think about us like every year.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, it was one of the biggest tragedies of
my high school.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Stop. Nah, it was kind of your fault.
Speaker 5: So it was. I mean, like, if you hadn't planted
that tree, we would still be there. But you know what,
it's fine. We're with a bunch of people that we like,
done here and.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have a prom.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: We're here to help you plan prom?
Speaker 5: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you went to prom? Right, Chris, you haven't gone
to prom? No, not exactly. I did no one ask you?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, of course, did not ask anyone?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you had no one asked.
Speaker 4: Did you stay how many little friends and not go
to prom?
Speaker 2: Refreshment?
Speaker 4: What you serve refreshments at our prom?
Speaker 5: Did you spike the drink? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, no, I just said the refreshments. I was volunteering.
Speaker 5: Oh, volunteering. Oh, he's so embarrassing.
Speaker 4: That's so cute. That's so sweet. That's really cool, you
know what.
Speaker 2: That's cool?
Speaker 5: So you were like the help, did you get a boy,
Scott Badge?
Speaker 1: Well, no, I was already part of the Teacher Student
Collaboration organization, you know, where we would like have representatives
from the students and representatives from the teacher and we
would meet playing things.
Speaker 5: Is that why you were always eating lunch in the
classrooms like with the teacher?
Speaker 2: No, I mean that's a no.
Speaker 4: He wasn't allowed to sit at the tables anymore because
he kept running everywhere and everybody can getting hurt, so
they all just got really mad at him. Remember that you.
Speaker 5: Would always run with your arms like behind your back too, Oh, like.
Speaker 3: The the anime guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do so embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Give us a taste.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, Christ, give us a taste. Give us a
laughter at the table.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what faster? Whoa? Look how fast you
look doing that? Look? I think it does actually aero
dynamically make you.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Okay, look absolutely, it makes you way faster. You look
so much cooler too, Chris. Wow, okay, so we're all
over the place here. Let's give me the breakdown. What
was this tragedy. I know that you guys were obviously
super popular. You didn't know Chris, and Chris obviously knew
who you guys were, but like, what happened? How did
you guys die?
Speaker 5: Well, we were out hanging out with some older guys,
of course. Yeah, we were in the white Jetta.
Speaker 4: I was driving because my dad let me have the car.
I don't have my license yet, which is like not
a big deal because Rich was a lawyer, so like
I never have to worry about that kind of thing.
But I was driving, and we stopped because we're going
to meet up. Oh my god, you remember Sarah's older brother.
He was going to be there.
Speaker 5: Yes, we're so cute.
Speaker 4: We stopped and we were going to get some shrinks
and we got some four lowes and we from the
gas station, and we decided we were gonna we had
so long until the party, so we were going to
go to Chris's house and we were going to tpee
it and then.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they didn't really remember, yeah, and then we were
just like going. We would listening to some music. All
American rejects had like just come out, and so we
were just like swing swing, swing, and then we're just
like nothing weird. I don't know that. We were just
down here, Chris.
Speaker 3: Maybe you can fill in some blanks to do what
happened to them.
Speaker 1: So they had a habit of tpeeing my house or
like throwing. It was something that they did. It was
all in good fun. You know.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like means, it wasn't good fun.
Speaker 4: Everybody would try to see how many they could do.
We had like a running like who could get the most,
and we were always at the top. We always did it.
We did it like every weekend.
Speaker 5: Yeah. It was like right when you got it cleaned up,
we would do it again.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's great. See.
Speaker 1: So it was like in fun like I was. I
liked it was cool with me anyway. I was just
at home playing video games.
Speaker 4: And nerd uh huh.
Speaker 5: So embarrassing.
Speaker 2: And there was a huge crash.
Speaker 1: It broke our window, like all of a sudden, they
were like branches through the side of our house, like
it hunched a hole through the heart of our wall.
Speaker 5: Objection that's sustained, Like, I'm sorry that our death and
our crash like messed up your front window. Its life.
Speaker 4: Really pathetic of you to try to make it about you.
I mean, I know it was at your house and
we were there to I mean not see you. Obviously
were because of you, but that tree, if it hadn't
been there, then none of this would have happened. So
it's kind of embarrassing for you to be talking about
this being hard for you. I don't see you dying.
Did you die that night, Chris? Did you get to
go to prom and serve your sad little drinks?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris, we did it.
Speaker 5: We did it.
Speaker 4: We were dead, Okay, we would.
Speaker 5: Have been dancing instead of serving drinks. We could have
actually experienced We would have spiked the drinks.
Speaker 3: Christian, if you did reevaluate how you're approaching these things,
because you're being very insensitive to my guests right now.
Speaker 2: It's it's sorry, it's quite embarrassed, ladies. I'm so sorry. Embarrassed.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Kram, thank you.
Speaker 2: This is just how I experienced it.
Speaker 1: So anyway, me and my mom and my little brother
we walk out and there was a huge car accident.
Speaker 2: The car was just completely total uh huh.
Speaker 5: She had just gotten that car too.
Speaker 4: That was my second brand new car that Richard got
for me, after the first one. Ended up being a liability,
but convertible.
Speaker 5: Like after that last.
Speaker 4: Crash that was not my fault. I wasn't even there.
Speaker 2: So there was a lot of blood. It was really
really traumatic.
Speaker 3: How do you think we felt, Chris, Probably nothing, I mean, yeah,
he was probably so quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was pretty quick. So it was
a tree I had planted. Wow, whenever I was a
boy scout, I got a badge for when I was
younger to plant a tree.
Speaker 4: No one cares, Chris, did we at least get toilet
paper in the tree or was it a limb? Because
if we got toilet paper in the tree, we won
that year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's funny you said that because there wasn't
toilet paper in that tree, But a lot of the
kids afterwards would in your honor and to remember you
would come and continue to toilet paper in my house
and the wreckage every day.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Those were our real friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody loved us and no one cared about you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's beautiful, beautiful memorial's Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking up, there was a memorial on my front
lawn that everyone would bring flowers to and they said, Ahotatu.
Speaker 4: That wasn't really about you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Were you just kind of staring there out at
the window, looking longingly at people that were loved more
than you, and you were just gonna like, why not me?
Why not me?
Speaker 1: He was really weird having that in your front lawn
like a concert reminder.
Speaker 2: People would come by all the time.
Speaker 4: Did you see Steve and Stevenson come by?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I bet he did.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: Steven Stevenson's there, Chris, Yeah, I think he came by.
Speaker 5: Did he look sad? He was?
Speaker 4: We were going to go to a prom together? I
bet he comes every year.
Speaker 5: Was Brooke with them?
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: It was Brooke with them?
Speaker 2: Was she?
Speaker 5: Did Stephen and Brook go together? No?
Speaker 4: They know they wouldn't. They wouldn't have gone together because
he was going with me.
Speaker 5: I don't trust Brook.
Speaker 2: Chris.
Speaker 3: You need to answer these questions because I need to
know the answer to these two. Was Brooke with Stephen
Stevenson or not?
Speaker 5: I mean, now they think about it, he might have
been WHOA are you serious?
Speaker 4: Richard will sue her? That's a liability, Chris.
Speaker 2: It wasn't initially. I mean it was just like the
whole school was there. Yeah?
Speaker 3: But why didn't you stop Brooke from being with Steven Stevenson,
though again this is your fault.
Speaker 5: Like Stevens supposed to be with Court.
Speaker 2: Steven Semison didn't really talk to me much. You know,
surprise if we.
Speaker 3: Can come home.
Speaker 5: He talked about you.
Speaker 1: The only time he would talk to me was whenever
I was mowing the lawn and he went out to
drop flowers off, and then he was just like, could
you turn that off?
Speaker 2: It's really loud. That's like the summation of my experience
with him.
Speaker 4: If he went to prom with Brooke, my father, who
is a lawyer, will sue him.
Speaker 2: He will Richard right, yeah.
Speaker 4: Richard Kipfer of Kip for Kip for Kipfer and sons.
Speaker 2: M M. Maybe you've heard of him, Chris, Yeah, he
served you.
Speaker 3: Was there any legal repercussions to you causing the death
of these two lovely young ladies who died well before
their time.
Speaker 2: Chris, because they ran into my house.
Speaker 5: No, because you planted a tree in our way.
Speaker 3: You put a tree in their way.
Speaker 4: You basically killed us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you murdered these two poor, innocent young ladies.
Speaker 1: No, I mean not legally no, but people did blame me.
In high school, people were like, I can't believe they'd
die for him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like they say, it should have been to you
instead of Yes, that's.
Speaker 2: What they said. Yeah, they said, yeah.
Speaker 4: Maybe if you would spike the drinks at prom, they
would have liked you better and people would have been
upset or whatever. But yeah, obviously we were way cooler.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people did think that it would
have been a better off overall if I had been
in front of the tree.
Speaker 3: Yeah before you hit it. I mean, that would have
been the honorable thing to do. But instead you had
to be playing video games that night. You had have
been playing I don't know, Halo.
Speaker 1: That game is so embarrassing, Super Smash Brothers, Melee, Oh,
even worse for the GameCube.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just playing with myself. I was just training.
Speaker 1: I didn't really think it was fair that people blamed
me and got mad at me for y'all crashing into
the tree, because I mean, y'all were drinking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was in fair, Chris, we were just drinking
four loco.
Speaker 5: That doesn't count. That's where the gas station I grow up.
Speaker 3: And when you guys say that you were drinking four locos,
was it one four loco or there? How?
Speaker 2: Many four locos were there?
Speaker 4: Who just buys one four loco? Oh my god, do
you guys ever go anywhere?
Speaker 5: We didn't graduate, so we didn't go to Spanish class,
so we don't know what you're even saying.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: You're right, You're right?
Speaker 2: What well, Chris? I mean you saw the wreckage. She
was in front of your yard.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you stared at it for a long while,
given how shaken you are.
Speaker 5: Were you checking us out? Chris was?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what a purpose was the top?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: Did you see how any cans? There were?
Speaker 3: A four loco?
Speaker 2: I mean there were a lot. They were littered in
the lawn.
Speaker 5: And did you clean them up or did you let
the cops see them? That's probably why we couldn't do
the lawsuit that her dad tried to do against you.
Speaker 2: I didn't do anything. I mean, yes, you didn't clean them.
Speaker 5: Up, exactly. You didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: I had to clean them up eventually, you know, after
the police and everyone was gone.
Speaker 2: I did end up having to do a lot of cleaning.
Speaker 3: And dude, you could have cleaned it up and you
could have like made it look better for them, but
instead you.
Speaker 2: Nard, I didn't. I was really upset, and I was
trying to keep my brother from seeing the blood.
Speaker 3: Oh boooo, dude, I think the cool thing, the honorable thing,
outside of giving your life for them, would have been
to at least clean up some of the four Loco cans.
Speaker 4: You always had to clean up after the toilet paper.
I don't see why this was any different. Yeah, Chris,
it was just like the ultimate one. Honestly, even though
it didn't get in the tree, which I don't believe
I bet it did. I feel like we would have
went for that year.
Speaker 5: Oh, we definitely won for sure.
Speaker 4: We only had those four Locos because Amber's older brother
Andrew worked at the gas station and gave them to us.
Speaker 5: He would sell cigarettes too.
Speaker 4: If you have them at a gas station, that's not illegal,
that's fact.
Speaker 5: It's not liquor store. Yeah.
Speaker 3: God, so we're caught up. I'm caught up, thank you.
I'm aware of what happens and things like that. Chris.
I think that this could be healing just as much
for them as it can be for you.
Speaker 2: So why don't you catch up?
Speaker 3: Courtney and Gabby on.
Speaker 5: Gabby is what my friends call me.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm Gabriella, I call her Gabby.
Speaker 5: I don't know you. Maybe your older brother can call
me Gabby, but we'll see.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Courtney and Gabriella, thank you.
Speaker 3: Maybe you should tell them what they missed out in
in high school since they weren't there for Maybe you
can do some good here, Chris, maybe some small level
of redemption.
Speaker 2: Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like I said, y'all had a really nice memorial. Everyone
had a chance to get up and from the mike
and talk about you.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of crying, is it, pep Rowley? That's cool?
The band played Why did they let you go?
Speaker 4: Well, you're the one who did this to us, so
why were you there?
Speaker 5: Did you speak there?
Speaker 2: I did all of.
Speaker 4: Our closest loved ones, the entire town, basically the entire school,
except for like you and your weird little friends.
Speaker 2: You were at our.
Speaker 4: Party for us, Yeah, I mean, just like celebrating, thrilled
that we weren't there anymore.
Speaker 3: I mean it was less of us celeberation and more
taking a victory lap. Yeah no, no, I mean I was.
Speaker 1: I did try and speak, but then people didn't want
me to because that's good.
Speaker 5: They were our real friends.
Speaker 4: You were never really good at speaking to people.
Speaker 2: So he still isn't. INDI's co host on this podcast.
Speaker 5: So we don't even know what this is.
Speaker 4: What's a podcast podcast?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh shit? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean you guys died what two thousand and five?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Classic O five?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's like a talk show like radio, like Maury Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Sure, like you're on MTV or something.
Speaker 5: Weird?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 4: Do you know any famous people?
Speaker 5: Is Krystin Daily one of your friends? Oh my god?
Is this like TRL?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 4: Do you know people? Do they want to come to prompt?
Speaker 2: Maybe you know George Washington?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Oh god, Chris, come on, hey, we're not in history classic,
but we're talking about cool kids.
Speaker 4: We got to get cool people at prom.
Speaker 3: So anyways, Chris, outside of the pet Riley that you
had the audacity to show your face at, what else happened?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like you mentioned, there was the yearbook. So I gave
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Speaker 4: You were thankful.
Speaker 1: I said thank you for everything that you did for
the school. I mentioned y'all who let.
Speaker 3: You give a speech?
Speaker 4: Hit someone write it for you?
Speaker 2: No, I was salutatorious, was it one.
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Speaker 2: You salutatorian Nerd nerd Alert.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 4: Embarrassing.
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Speaker 5: You know, I've been thinking about Coach Gross.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Coach Gross. He probably miss us so much. Yeah,
what's he been up to DOJ Remember one Kimberly hooked
up with him in that back classroom and then she
said that she hadn't but then everybody knew she was lying,
and then she tried to be like, oh, we're dating now,
but it was like that is not how coach Gross works.
Everybody knows that Kimberly. God, she's so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: You can step in.
Speaker 3: I actually know who Coach Gross is because get into
the demon side of things. Started to bring business up.
But he's actually due to come down here any day now.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Awesome, he could come to from with us.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Chris, he's so hot. After y'all died,
he went to jail.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, what why he didn't do anything?
Speaker 2: Well, he did?
Speaker 3: You hooked up with Kimberly?
Speaker 2: You know, so he got arrested for sleeping with me.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, she's not like the coolest and was
popular or something. But like, he hooked up with a
lot of girls. It wasn't just her.
Speaker 5: He was so cool. She was just the one whose
mom wanted shut up about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of why he's kind of come down here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course Kimberly did that.
Speaker 2: I think he might still be in jail. So he's
like on a list.
Speaker 5: Heard that.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, everybody's so dramatic a list?
Speaker 3: Why a sex offender list?
Speaker 4: So he was never offensive, No, he was really nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he never said anything bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So, I mean, Chris, you spoke at your graduation,
which I'm surprised you even could walk the stage doing
what you did.
Speaker 2: It wasn't without booze like four.
Speaker 5: Locoss I would get the strawberry. That one was my favorite.
Speaker 2: Oh no, not booze, oh like booie.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, got it, got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, after high school, I just went to college. I
didn't stay in the same town.
Speaker 3: Oh, now, you're just kind of bragging about the life
that you lived.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't get to go to college.
Speaker 4: My dad was going to get me into a lot
of different colleges.
Speaker 5: I was going to go to Arizona State because it
was such a party school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how's helping for you guys?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's been so fun.
Speaker 4: Everyone's here so nice, and obviously they all love us.
We're starting another yearbook committee and yeah, it's been a
great time. I guess we're on this like radio show now,
so we're probably the most popular girls here pretty much.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Whenever I got down here, I ran into the
void and like I was like, oh my god, I've
been hearing you in my head since I like hit puberty.
And it was just so cool to like be able
to vibe out with them and just be like, Yes,
I should do that. I should have done that. Wasn't
that so fun when I did that?
Speaker 3: The void the cool. We just had them on the show.
Speaker 2: Maybe you should have hang out with them a little less.
Speaker 5: No, they're always in my mind. They live within all
of us.
Speaker 4: Gabby's friends with everybody.
Speaker 5: So, yeah, I'm just surprised I haven't heard of or
anything with you.
Speaker 2: Chris Well, I haven't been dead that long. It's only
been five five years. Yeah, five years.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he hasn't really made his name.
Speaker 4: Everybody who's anybody is always hanging out with our parties,
and I've never seen either of you there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like Hulkokan just got down here and everybody knows.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So when you died, was there a yearbook? Was there
another like pep rally? Did you get like a memory garden?
Her dad got her a bench?
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, it's pretty sick.
Speaker 1: And no, they didn't really put me in the yearbook
because I hadn't been in high school.
Speaker 4: Because no one knew who you were, I wouldn't have
been remembered.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well he was like a grown adult man at
that point. Yeah, yeah, I was an adult.
Speaker 5: Is there at least like a memorial site like with
candles and all this stuff like we have in yours?
Speaker 2: Is there, Clayton?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, definitely not. No, I actually do have
a statistic. Though your obituary was featured on the most
meme websites because of the nature of your embarrassing death.
I don't know why I haven't shared that with you,
but yeah, no, you're uh.
Speaker 5: That's rotten dot com. We used to always go there
when we'd be at our friend's house and it would
be so funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty gross.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's funny funny.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, hey, it's back to school, so that
means pop quiz time. So we got some Q and
A from the audience. Let's go ahead and pull up
our patron.
Speaker 4: I was really good at quizzes. I'm probably gonna get
an A.
Speaker 5: We got all a's and Coach Gross's class.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so nice.
Speaker 1: So this is a question from Samber on Patreon. They asked,
have either of you ever read Dante's Inferno.
Speaker 2: I think we've talked about Dante in the past.
Speaker 3: He had a lot of errors when he was writing
about how the River Styx River Dick's Complication.
Speaker 2: Did you guys ever read Dante's Inferno? Ladies in school,
I don't read.
Speaker 4: I did my reading for the record, I earned all
of my grades. Yes, I love Dante's Infernal. I thought
it was really funny. It was yeah, it was like
really romantic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seemed fun Okay, what was your favorite part
of Dante's Inferno.
Speaker 5: I liked the infernering.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I can't answer that question. It's a liability.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Her dad said she can't answer it with that and present.
Speaker 4: Richard said that's not okay, Richard Kip for the lawyer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I kept for Kit for kit and sense.
He's actually yeah down here, you know that right.
Speaker 4: Oh he's around. Yeah, he filed emotion for presence. I
haven't seen him, but he's very busy. He's a very
successful lawyer.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Chris, did you read Dante's in for I
don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was a signed in class, so I
read it. Yeah, I mean cool, I bet you loved it. Anyways,
what's the next question? This is from that one guy
over there thirty three on Patreon asked do spirits of
robots or a I end up in hell?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: What's a I? Oh?
Speaker 4: Robots? Like this is like one of your video games.
Speaker 1: Well, so in the future, like AI artificial intelligence, there's
computers that do a lot of thinking.
Speaker 4: Oh, Twilight, that's that book I read you.
Speaker 2: Remember that one?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Yeah, that was the one. I thought
it was really good. I thought it was much better
than Dante's infirm Murray.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to answer that question though, no, not yet. We'll
see how Ai gets. There's no Ai in hell yet.
Speaker 3: Actually it is interesting though, because it is sucking the
soul out of people who over us chat GPT.
Speaker 2: That's the thing for another episode.
Speaker 5: But yeah, anyways, I don't even know the words that
they're saying right now.
Speaker 4: This is so cute. You have like your little little
language talk.
Speaker 2: To each other and podcasts. That's what we do, is okay,
kind of like the morning announcements.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh my god remember those?
Speaker 5: Maybe you got to do the Pledge of Allegiance. Yeah,
it was so fun.
Speaker 4: They always were asking us on those. Kroskrosch was like, oh,
you guys should come do that, and.
Speaker 5: We were like, okay, I right anything yeah, I basically yeah, yeah,
it's fine.
Speaker 2: I like today at lunch, we're having pizza.
Speaker 5: We didn't eat lunch.
Speaker 4: You guys stayed at school for lunch. Oh my god, Yabby,
can you imagine did you not have a car?
Speaker 3: No, you didn't go off campus for lunch.
Speaker 4: Chris probably ran there.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, you probably ran. Yeah, have your
friend's little suitcase to ride on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to have a car anyway. Next question,
Chris is bor we all know. Okay.
Speaker 1: This is from user existing underscore profit ninety eight sixty
four on the good Morning from Hell subreddit. Oh, they're asking,
what's the deal with fishing in Hell? Can you fish
in Hell? I mean, yeah you can.
Speaker 2: I mean the.
Speaker 1: Lego Beachy beautifulst is a really popular fishing spot.
Speaker 2: You only catch lego fish.
Speaker 4: You still play with legos, you know he does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes when Chris gets really emotional, it kind of
runs away quote unquote and I just got a Lego
beach and he's just kind of sitting there on his own,
like playing with the legos.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 4: No, wonder they didn't want you at parole.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: And user Icarius underscore Dafflow actually nailed it. There is
a lot of fishing for chlamydia in Hell. Yeah, that's
a very popular, especially when you go to the River Dicks.
Speaker 5: Sierra got that. Remember Sierra had chlamydia.
Speaker 4: Ashley's older sister is a nurse, and she was telling
us that maybe it wasn't that, but she goes to SDSU,
so probably it was.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Cool, we told everyone it was, so it's basically true.
If enough people say it, it's true.
Speaker 4: You have to be careful. I care about people's health.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5: Spreading awareness that Sierra got chlamydia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was spreading chlamydia. You guys are spreading awareness.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Richard said that it's good if you can have like
stuff on your college application that says like you help people.
And obviously we help everybody, but we really were worried
for her health.
Speaker 5: And her dad's a lawyer.
Speaker 4: Dad's a lawyer. Richard yea of kip K for Kipper
and Sons. Yeah cool, Yeah, I'm sure you've heard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah a couple of times.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys for submitting your Q and A over
at the subredditing on our Patreon.
Speaker 1: If you submit, you get priority Q and A on
Patreon at good Morning from hell dot com. But you
can also post on social media and maybe we'll pick
it up.
Speaker 5: Hey, what is your brother doing right now?
Speaker 3: I'm Clayton.
Speaker 5: I thought he said Peyton.
Speaker 2: Sorry it's Clayton.
Speaker 4: But your older brother is Satan, right? Is he like
doing anything? Do we know when he's going to be around?
Speaker 5: He busy?
Speaker 3: He doesn't really visit me all that much, you know,
I mean, like we have her holidays from time to time,
but he's probably just like ruling the underworld and you.
Speaker 4: Know you can get him to come to prom though, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean it just kind of depends on
like how hans On he is with the Trump administration
at that time.
Speaker 4: I'll take it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I know he's been really busy, but
he's been upset with him too.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're.
Speaker 3: Aware of that though, but you're not aware.
Speaker 5: Of Okay, Now, I keep up with him. He's hot.
Speaker 2: Sure I could give him your number, I mean you guys.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Sure, let me get my sidekick. You can hit it
side cake.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I'm going to t nine him. What's the number?
Speaker 3: Six sixty six of course, yeah, six six six six'
six six.
Speaker 4: Six tell Him kran gave you the, number so he knows,
that like we're.
Speaker 3: Cool sorry You.
Speaker 5: Kran, No i'm Not.
Speaker 3: Krayon I'm, Clayton, clayton.
Speaker 4: All, right, Whatever, Okay, gabby tell him that he can
come to prom with, me BECAUSE i was gonna go
With Steven stevenson BECAUSE i think he's down. Here but
if he went to problem with, broke even if he
was like crying or. Whatever i'm not doing. That i'm not.
Speaker 3: NO i just want to say there's a bit of a,
theme especially with you, know Coach grossho and also my.
Speaker 2: Brother he's like millenniums years. OLD i, mean so he's. Experienced,
YEAH i probably a little too. Old he's a bad.
Speaker 4: BOY i haven't dated a high scho a boy SINCE
i was in middle.
Speaker 2: School so, yeah, okay. Cool we were. Popular, yeah, yeah,
yeah these.
Speaker 5: GUYS i thought we were twenty four but we. Weren't
but we looked like. It we totally look like. It
we could.
Speaker 2: Pass, wow we might.
Speaker 3: Have a lot of guys down here that would be
here because of. Y'all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah everybody loved. Us what do you?
Speaker 2: Mean, YEAH i don't really.
Speaker 4: KNOW i we were down.
Speaker 5: Here maybe this is. Heaven everybody we like is down.
Here it's such a good. Time. Yeah, yeah we've been
working on our team and like just like hanging. OUT
i have like an endless supply of Juicy couture track.
Speaker 4: Suits the whole lacrosse team is down, here but we
weren't allowed to play because that's a. Liability her dad,
said we can't Play. Richard, yeah Of ki And kip
kid For kip For kip for And. Son, yes, yeah
she's a senior.
Speaker 2: Partner oh, wow that's, Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: He texted. You oh my, God oh, yeah, quiet what
do you?
Speaker 5: Say he, SAID i don't know Who payton, is but
you sound hot cot with.
Speaker 4: Me oh my, God, yabby he likes.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 2: Yeah, WELL i mean we, said got a little bit
of the show.
Speaker 4: Love SO i, mean, okay gets to see. Him we
have to suffer four locos on the, way and we
should probably not Tell brittany because she'll try to come with.
Speaker 3: Us she's so.
Speaker 4: Embarrassing but, embarrassing you're gonna go to. Promise thank? You?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: Bye, God, well did you guys with your HIGH i,
mean did you guys want To? OKAY i mean we
had a couple more questions for. You let's get seeing y'all?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 1: God, yeah well, wow that was really. Sad, yeah thinking
about that tree in the.
Speaker 3: Memorial you're making it about you, Again, Chris you're making
it all, right make it about. Me, hey come follow
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to say to the audience before we?
Speaker 5: Go?
Speaker 2: Yeah SO i was wondering if you get any back
to school. Stuff uh.
Speaker 1: Huh there's a way to lead messages when you buy
merch that you can, read so anyone could send me
information about my parents or family that.
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