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Speaker 1: Good morning from how I'm Chris and I'm Debt, and

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my eternal punishment is to do this show where we

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interview everyone in hell. And I'm joined as always by

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the younger brother of Satan, Clayton.

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Speaker 2: Go, yoyo, what's up?

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Speaker 3: And to me? Do you boy?

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Speaker 2: Clayton? Hey, Chris, check out this backpack and stuff that

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I got. Whoa yeah, backpack?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's right. Backpack. It's a mesh so you can

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make sure that I am not in fact carrying a gun.

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And then if you do have a gun in there,

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well yeah, I know, but you know it's it's ironic. Anyways,

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I got I got all these folders, I got these uh,

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trapper you got a pencil, pencil case, trapper keeper, that's

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for you, your fucking nerd.

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Speaker 2: Got a lot of goods in here. But calculator T

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eighty three? What is this for? Are you going back

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to school?

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean they were having the back to school sales,

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so I couldn't resist. I mean, you always got to

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refresh your school supplies every year.

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Speaker 2: You know, you don't go to school, no.

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Speaker 3: I know, but I just really like supporting the back

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to school effort because you know, anytime a kid is

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on their summer break or their holiday break, and then

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they go into like their local big box store that

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will remain unnamed, and they see those back to school

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signs and they kind of have that pants shitting dread

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creep down their spine, and summer is about to end.

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Speaker 2: It that never ends. I still get that. Oh yeah,

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I just support that effort so much.

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Speaker 3: I just love reminding people that school is coming back,

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and you're gonna have to be sitting in a classroom

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and your summer's wrapping up, and all the happiness is

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going to go away. Love back to school. In fact,

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you know what, Chris, we should run back to school

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sale over the good more from health store. What do

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you say?

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Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah, what are you thinking?

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Speaker 3: Well, inter code back to school the number two, and

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you'll get a whopping two percent off from home, a

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whole a whole two percent. That's right.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: That way you can get two percent milk and a discounted.

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Speaker 1: Birch and a coffee mug and a shirt with two

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decks on it, and see if your teachers will notice.

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Speaker 3: That's right. Extra credit if you can sneak that gambo

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shirt into your English class and have your teacher. Notice it,

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you know, Chris, with it being back to school, We've

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been doing the show for a while, and I feel

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like you've been having it too good. All right, You've

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been meeting too many interests, people, too many like historical figures,

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and I feel like this is almost a treat for you.

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So I wanted to ground you little, wanted to humble

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you little, and bring back someone, actually, a couple of

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people that you're familiar with, you know, people from your.

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Speaker 2: Past life, people that I knew in your life. Yeah,

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are my parents?

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Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, no, they're dead, but they're in heaven.

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Most of your families actually died. I just never really

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bothered to tell you. It's it's in a sticky note here,

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but I just all of them. He was my old

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back to school stuff, and I threw that away. Yeah

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all of them died. Yeah, horrible, horrible crash anyways, But no, no,

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it's not your family.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry about that. Hey, hey, you're focusing on the

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wrong thing. The more important thing.

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Speaker 3: Is I brought back two of your closest friends from

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high school to come in and say hello to you.

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Speaker 4: Chris.

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Speaker 2: How's that sound.

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Speaker 3: I just really want to reach out to my Stop

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focusing on the dead family, Chris. You got to focus

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on your friends. You got to focus on the thing

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that I'm doing for you right now in the present.

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Speaker 2: Okay, who are they?

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Speaker 1: Is it p Ja or Matthew or no or.

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No? Even better, is that all the friends that you

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had in high school? You just involl all three of

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them right there. There was also big Ellie.

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Speaker 2: Ellie, that's a fake person. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's a fake person. You never knew

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a big Elie. No, Chris, I am inviting back your friends,

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Gabriella and Courtney.

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Speaker 2: Come on in, ladies.

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Speaker 5: Oh what are you doing over here?

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Speaker 4: Oh? You want me to sit here?

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Speaker 5: Hi?

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Speaker 2: Hi? Hello?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris, it's your friends, Gabrielle and Courtney.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I thought that this was a reunion.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it is. You know, you guys went

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to high school. It's Chris.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I went to our high school.

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Speaker 3: Yeah with us?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Wait, were you the kid who ran everywhere?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, he was? Oh my god, that's so embarrassing. You.

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Speaker 4: You had that friend TJ who always had the wheely

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backpack he would ride. Oh my god, how are you

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what are you doing here?

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Speaker 2: I'm in hell. Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: Since when did you get down here?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, like five years ago? About five years O, well.

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Speaker 5: You didn't, we would have seen you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I've been here. Oh my god, I can't here.

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I haven't seen you since the incident.

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Speaker 5: Oh, the little crash. It was not a big deal.

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Speaker 4: It was not a big deal.

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Speaker 5: It's fine.

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Speaker 3: What incident. I'm sorry. I'm Clayton by the way, not

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familiar with you guys. But you catch me up to speed?

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You know, what's this incident? Something fun happened.

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Speaker 1: Wait, the speed was a big part of it was

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how fast they were driving.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it wasn't that fast.

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Speaker 4: It was not a big deal. Did you say your

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name is Clayton?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Clayton.

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Speaker 4: I thought we were meeting with Satan.

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Speaker 3: No, that's a big misconception. That's my big brother. I'm

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his little brother.

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Speaker 5: Your brother.

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Speaker 4: Wait, he's your brother. Oh do you know if he's

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taking anyone to prom?

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Speaker 3: Prom?

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Speaker 5: We've been trying to plan a prom since we could

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of never go to prom.

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Speaker 2: Oh. Oh so okay. Gabrielle and Courtney died senior year.

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Speaker 4: Everyone talked about it.

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Speaker 5: We got like a statue we got a little memory garden,

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and we got a whole page in the.

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Speaker 3: Year but old page. That's very impressive.

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Speaker 4: The whole page was just to us no longer being there,

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but we got our own pages just because everybody loved us.

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 2: It's impressive.

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Speaker 5: They think about us like every year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, it was one of the biggest tragedies of

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my high school.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. Stop. Nah, it was kind of your fault.

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Speaker 5: So it was. I mean, like, if you hadn't planted

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that tree, we would still be there. But you know what,

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it's fine. We're with a bunch of people that we like,

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done here and.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna have a prom.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 4: We're here to help you plan prom?

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Speaker 5: Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you went to prom? Right, Chris, you haven't gone

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to prom? No, not exactly. I did no one ask you?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, of course, did not ask anyone?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you had no one asked.

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Speaker 4: Did you stay how many little friends and not go

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to prom?

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Speaker 2: Refreshment?

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Speaker 4: What you serve refreshments at our prom?

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Speaker 5: Did you spike the drink? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, no, I just said the refreshments. I was volunteering.

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Speaker 5: Oh, volunteering. Oh, he's so embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: That's so cute. That's so sweet. That's really cool, you

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know what.

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Speaker 2: That's cool?

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Speaker 5: So you were like the help, did you get a boy,

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Scott Badge?

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I was already part of the Teacher Student

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Collaboration organization, you know, where we would like have representatives

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from the students and representatives from the teacher and we

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would meet playing things.

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Speaker 5: Is that why you were always eating lunch in the

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classrooms like with the teacher?

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Speaker 2: No, I mean that's a no.

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Speaker 4: He wasn't allowed to sit at the tables anymore because

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he kept running everywhere and everybody can getting hurt, so

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they all just got really mad at him. Remember that you.

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Speaker 5: Would always run with your arms like behind your back too, Oh, like.

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Speaker 3: The the anime guy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you do so embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: Give us a taste.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, Christ, give us a taste. Give us a

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laughter at the table.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what faster? Whoa? Look how fast you

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look doing that? Look? I think it does actually aero

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dynamically make you.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: Okay, look absolutely, it makes you way faster. You look

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so much cooler too, Chris. Wow, okay, so we're all

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over the place here. Let's give me the breakdown. What

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was this tragedy. I know that you guys were obviously

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super popular. You didn't know Chris, and Chris obviously knew

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who you guys were, but like, what happened? How did

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you guys die?

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Speaker 5: Well, we were out hanging out with some older guys,

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of course. Yeah, we were in the white Jetta.

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Speaker 4: I was driving because my dad let me have the car.

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I don't have my license yet, which is like not

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a big deal because Rich was a lawyer, so like

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I never have to worry about that kind of thing.

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But I was driving, and we stopped because we're going

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to meet up. Oh my god, you remember Sarah's older brother.

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He was going to be there.

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Speaker 5: Yes, we're so cute.

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Speaker 4: We stopped and we were going to get some shrinks

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and we got some four lowes and we from the

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gas station, and we decided we were gonna we had

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so long until the party, so we were going to

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go to Chris's house and we were going to tpee

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it and then.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they didn't really remember, yeah, and then we were

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just like going. We would listening to some music. All

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American rejects had like just come out, and so we

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were just like swing swing, swing, and then we're just

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like nothing weird. I don't know that. We were just

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down here, Chris.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you can fill in some blanks to do what

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happened to them.

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Speaker 1: So they had a habit of tpeeing my house or

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like throwing. It was something that they did. It was

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all in good fun. You know.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't like means, it wasn't good fun.

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Speaker 4: Everybody would try to see how many they could do.

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We had like a running like who could get the most,

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and we were always at the top. We always did it.

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We did it like every weekend.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. It was like right when you got it cleaned up,

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we would do it again.

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Speaker 2: Ah, that's great. See.

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Speaker 1: So it was like in fun like I was. I

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liked it was cool with me anyway. I was just

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at home playing video games.

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Speaker 4: And nerd uh huh.

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Speaker 5: So embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: And there was a huge crash.

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Speaker 1: It broke our window, like all of a sudden, they

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were like branches through the side of our house, like

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it hunched a hole through the heart of our wall.

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Speaker 5: Objection that's sustained, Like, I'm sorry that our death and

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our crash like messed up your front window. Its life.

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Speaker 4: Really pathetic of you to try to make it about you.

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I mean, I know it was at your house and

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we were there to I mean not see you. Obviously

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were because of you, but that tree, if it hadn't

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been there, then none of this would have happened. So

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it's kind of embarrassing for you to be talking about

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this being hard for you. I don't see you dying.

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Did you die that night, Chris? Did you get to

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go to prom and serve your sad little drinks?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris, we did it.

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Speaker 5: We did it.

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Speaker 4: We were dead, Okay, we would.

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Speaker 5: Have been dancing instead of serving drinks. We could have

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actually experienced We would have spiked the drinks.

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Speaker 3: Christian, if you did reevaluate how you're approaching these things,

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because you're being very insensitive to my guests right now.

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Speaker 2: It's it's sorry, it's quite embarrassed, ladies. I'm so sorry. Embarrassed.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, Kram, thank you.

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Speaker 2: This is just how I experienced it.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, me and my mom and my little brother

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we walk out and there was a huge car accident.

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Speaker 2: The car was just completely total uh huh.

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Speaker 5: She had just gotten that car too.

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Speaker 4: That was my second brand new car that Richard got

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for me, after the first one. Ended up being a liability,

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but convertible.

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Speaker 5: Like after that last.

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Speaker 4: Crash that was not my fault. I wasn't even there.

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Speaker 2: So there was a lot of blood. It was really

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really traumatic.

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Speaker 3: How do you think we felt, Chris, Probably nothing, I mean, yeah,

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he was probably so quick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was pretty quick. So it was

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a tree I had planted. Wow, whenever I was a

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boy scout, I got a badge for when I was

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younger to plant a tree.

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Speaker 4: No one cares, Chris, did we at least get toilet

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paper in the tree or was it a limb? Because

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if we got toilet paper in the tree, we won

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that year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's funny you said that because there wasn't

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toilet paper in that tree, But a lot of the

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kids afterwards would in your honor and to remember you

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would come and continue to toilet paper in my house

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and the wreckage every day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Those were our real friends.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody loved us and no one cared about you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's beautiful, beautiful memorial's Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking up, there was a memorial on my front

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lawn that everyone would bring flowers to and they said, Ahotatu.

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Speaker 4: That wasn't really about you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Were you just kind of staring there out at

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the window, looking longingly at people that were loved more

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than you, and you were just gonna like, why not me?

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Why not me?

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Speaker 1: He was really weird having that in your front lawn

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like a concert reminder.

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Speaker 2: People would come by all the time.

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Speaker 4: Did you see Steve and Stevenson come by?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I bet he did.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 2: Steven Stevenson's there, Chris, Yeah, I think he came by.

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Speaker 5: Did he look sad? He was?

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Speaker 4: We were going to go to a prom together? I

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bet he comes every year.

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Speaker 5: Was Brooke with them?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god?

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Speaker 5: It was Brooke with them?

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Speaker 2: Was she?

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Speaker 5: Did Stephen and Brook go together? No?

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Speaker 4: They know they wouldn't. They wouldn't have gone together because

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he was going with me.

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Speaker 5: I don't trust Brook.

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Speaker 2: Chris.

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Speaker 3: You need to answer these questions because I need to

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know the answer to these two. Was Brooke with Stephen

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Stevenson or not?

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Speaker 5: I mean, now they think about it, he might have

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been WHOA are you serious?

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Speaker 4: Richard will sue her? That's a liability, Chris.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't initially. I mean it was just like the

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whole school was there. Yeah?

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Speaker 3: But why didn't you stop Brooke from being with Steven Stevenson,

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though again this is your fault.

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Speaker 5: Like Stevens supposed to be with Court.

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Speaker 2: Steven Semison didn't really talk to me much. You know,

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surprise if we.

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Speaker 3: Can come home.

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Speaker 5: He talked about you.

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Speaker 1: The only time he would talk to me was whenever

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I was mowing the lawn and he went out to

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drop flowers off, and then he was just like, could

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you turn that off?

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Speaker 2: It's really loud. That's like the summation of my experience

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with him.

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Speaker 4: If he went to prom with Brooke, my father, who

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is a lawyer, will sue him.

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Speaker 2: He will Richard right, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Richard Kipfer of Kip for Kip for Kipfer and sons.

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Speaker 2: M M. Maybe you've heard of him, Chris, Yeah, he

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served you.

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Speaker 3: Was there any legal repercussions to you causing the death

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of these two lovely young ladies who died well before

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their time.

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Speaker 2: Chris, because they ran into my house.

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Speaker 5: No, because you planted a tree in our way.

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Speaker 3: You put a tree in their way.

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Speaker 4: You basically killed us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you murdered these two poor, innocent young ladies.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean not legally no, but people did blame me.

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In high school, people were like, I can't believe they'd

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die for him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like they say, it should have been to you

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instead of Yes, that's.

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Speaker 2: What they said. Yeah, they said, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Maybe if you would spike the drinks at prom, they

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would have liked you better and people would have been

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upset or whatever. But yeah, obviously we were way cooler.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people did think that it would

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have been a better off overall if I had been

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in front of the tree.

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Speaker 3: Yeah before you hit it. I mean, that would have

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been the honorable thing to do. But instead you had

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to be playing video games that night. You had have

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been playing I don't know, Halo.

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Speaker 1: That game is so embarrassing, Super Smash Brothers, Melee, Oh,

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even worse for the GameCube.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just playing with myself. I was just training.

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Speaker 1: I didn't really think it was fair that people blamed

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me and got mad at me for y'all crashing into

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the tree, because I mean, y'all were drinking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was in fair, Chris, we were just drinking

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four loco.

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Speaker 5: That doesn't count. That's where the gas station I grow up.

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Speaker 3: And when you guys say that you were drinking four locos,

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was it one four loco or there? How?

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Speaker 2: Many four locos were there?

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Speaker 4: Who just buys one four loco? Oh my god, do

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you guys ever go anywhere?

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Speaker 5: We didn't graduate, so we didn't go to Spanish class,

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so we don't know what you're even saying.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: You're right, You're right?

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Speaker 2: What well, Chris? I mean you saw the wreckage. She

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was in front of your yard.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure you stared at it for a long while,

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given how shaken you are.

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Speaker 5: Were you checking us out? Chris was?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, what a purpose was the top?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Did you see how any cans? There were?

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Speaker 3: A four loco?

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Speaker 2: I mean there were a lot. They were littered in

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the lawn.

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Speaker 5: And did you clean them up or did you let

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the cops see them? That's probably why we couldn't do

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the lawsuit that her dad tried to do against you.

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Speaker 2: I didn't do anything. I mean, yes, you didn't clean them.

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Speaker 5: Up, exactly. You didn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: I had to clean them up eventually, you know, after

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the police and everyone was gone.

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Speaker 2: I did end up having to do a lot of cleaning.

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Speaker 3: And dude, you could have cleaned it up and you

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could have like made it look better for them, but

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instead you.

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Speaker 2: Nard, I didn't. I was really upset, and I was

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trying to keep my brother from seeing the blood.

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Speaker 3: Oh boooo, dude, I think the cool thing, the honorable thing,

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outside of giving your life for them, would have been

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to at least clean up some of the four Loco cans.

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Speaker 4: You always had to clean up after the toilet paper.

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I don't see why this was any different. Yeah, Chris,

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it was just like the ultimate one. Honestly, even though

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it didn't get in the tree, which I don't believe

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I bet it did. I feel like we would have

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went for that year.

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Speaker 5: Oh, we definitely won for sure.

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Speaker 4: We only had those four Locos because Amber's older brother

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Andrew worked at the gas station and gave them to us.

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Speaker 5: He would sell cigarettes too.

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Speaker 4: If you have them at a gas station, that's not illegal,

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that's fact.

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Speaker 5: It's not liquor store. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: God, so we're caught up. I'm caught up, thank you.

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I'm aware of what happens and things like that. Chris.

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I think that this could be healing just as much

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for them as it can be for you.

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Speaker 2: So why don't you catch up?

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Speaker 3: Courtney and Gabby on.

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Speaker 5: Gabby is what my friends call me.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm Gabriella, I call her Gabby.

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Speaker 5: I don't know you. Maybe your older brother can call

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me Gabby, but we'll see.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So Courtney and Gabriella, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you should tell them what they missed out in

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in high school since they weren't there for Maybe you

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can do some good here, Chris, maybe some small level

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of redemption.

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Speaker 2: Huh. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, y'all had a really nice memorial. Everyone

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had a chance to get up and from the mike

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and talk about you.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of crying, is it, pep Rowley? That's cool?

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The band played Why did they let you go?

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Speaker 4: Well, you're the one who did this to us, so

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why were you there?

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Speaker 5: Did you speak there?

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Speaker 2: I did all of.

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Speaker 4: Our closest loved ones, the entire town, basically the entire school,

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except for like you and your weird little friends.

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Speaker 2: You were at our.

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Speaker 4: Party for us, Yeah, I mean, just like celebrating, thrilled

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that we weren't there anymore.

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Speaker 3: I mean it was less of us celeberation and more

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taking a victory lap. Yeah no, no, I mean I was.

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Speaker 1: I did try and speak, but then people didn't want

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me to because that's good.

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Speaker 5: They were our real friends.

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Speaker 4: You were never really good at speaking to people.

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Speaker 2: So he still isn't. INDI's co host on this podcast.

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Speaker 5: So we don't even know what this is.

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Speaker 4: What's a podcast podcast?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Oh shit? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I mean you guys died what two thousand and five?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Classic O five?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.

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Speaker 2: So it's like a talk show like radio, like Maury Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Sure, like you're on MTV or something.

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Speaker 5: Weird?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Sure.

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Speaker 4: Do you know any famous people?

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Speaker 5: Is Krystin Daily one of your friends? Oh my god?

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Is this like TRL?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

479
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Speaker 4: Do you know people? Do they want to come to prompt?

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Speaker 2: Maybe you know George Washington?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: What?

483
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Speaker 3: Oh god, Chris, come on, hey, we're not in history classic,

484
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but we're talking about cool kids.

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Speaker 4: We got to get cool people at prom.

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Speaker 3: So anyways, Chris, outside of the pet Riley that you

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had the audacity to show your face at, what else happened?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like you mentioned, there was the yearbook. So I gave

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a speech when we graduated, and I did thank you.

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Speaker 4: You were thankful.

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Speaker 1: I said thank you for everything that you did for

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the school. I mentioned y'all who let.

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Speaker 3: You give a speech?

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Speaker 4: Hit someone write it for you?

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Speaker 2: No, I was salutatorious, was it one.

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Speaker 5: Of your super smash bros.

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Speaker 2: You salutatorian Nerd nerd Alert.

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Speaker 5: I don't even know what that is.

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Speaker 4: Embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like Valedictorian, but next like the second.

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Speaker 3: So you didn't even get first then huh.

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Speaker 5: You know, I've been thinking about Coach Gross.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Coach Gross. He probably miss us so much. Yeah,

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what's he been up to DOJ Remember one Kimberly hooked

555
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up with him in that back classroom and then she

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said that she hadn't but then everybody knew she was lying,

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and then she tried to be like, oh, we're dating now,

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but it was like that is not how coach Gross works.

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Everybody knows that Kimberly. God, she's so embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: You can step in.

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Speaker 3: I actually know who Coach Gross is because get into

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the demon side of things. Started to bring business up.

563
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But he's actually due to come down here any day now.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Awesome, he could come to from with us.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Chris, he's so hot. After y'all died,

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he went to jail.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, what why he didn't do anything?

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Speaker 2: Well, he did?

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Speaker 3: You hooked up with Kimberly?

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Speaker 2: You know, so he got arrested for sleeping with me.

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, she's not like the coolest and was

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popular or something. But like, he hooked up with a

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lot of girls. It wasn't just her.

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Speaker 5: He was so cool. She was just the one whose

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mom wanted shut up about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of why he's kind of come down here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, of course Kimberly did that.

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Speaker 2: I think he might still be in jail. So he's

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like on a list.

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Speaker 5: Heard that.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, everybody's so dramatic a list?

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Speaker 3: Why a sex offender list?

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Speaker 4: So he was never offensive, No, he was really nice.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he never said anything bad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So, I mean, Chris, you spoke at your graduation,

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which I'm surprised you even could walk the stage doing

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what you did.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't without booze like four.

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Speaker 5: Locoss I would get the strawberry. That one was my favorite.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, not booze, oh like booie.

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, got it, got it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, after high school, I just went to college. I

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didn't stay in the same town.

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Speaker 3: Oh, now, you're just kind of bragging about the life

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that you lived.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't get to go to college.

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Speaker 4: My dad was going to get me into a lot

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of different colleges.

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Speaker 5: I was going to go to Arizona State because it

602
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was such a party school.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how's helping for you guys?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's been so fun.

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Speaker 4: Everyone's here so nice, and obviously they all love us.

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We're starting another yearbook committee and yeah, it's been a

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great time. I guess we're on this like radio show now,

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so we're probably the most popular girls here pretty much.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Whenever I got down here, I ran into the

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void and like I was like, oh my god, I've

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been hearing you in my head since I like hit puberty.

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And it was just so cool to like be able

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to vibe out with them and just be like, Yes,

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I should do that. I should have done that. Wasn't

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that so fun when I did that?

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Speaker 3: The void the cool. We just had them on the show.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you should have hang out with them a little less.

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Speaker 5: No, they're always in my mind. They live within all

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of us.

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Speaker 4: Gabby's friends with everybody.

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Speaker 5: So, yeah, I'm just surprised I haven't heard of or

622
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anything with you.

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Speaker 2: Chris Well, I haven't been dead that long. It's only

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been five five years. Yeah, five years.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he hasn't really made his name.

627
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Speaker 4: Everybody who's anybody is always hanging out with our parties,

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and I've never seen either of you there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like Hulkokan just got down here and everybody knows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So when you died, was there a yearbook? Was there

632
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another like pep rally? Did you get like a memory garden?

633
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Her dad got her a bench?

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Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, it's pretty sick.

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Speaker 1: And no, they didn't really put me in the yearbook

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because I hadn't been in high school.

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Speaker 4: Because no one knew who you were, I wouldn't have

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been remembered.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well he was like a grown adult man at

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that point. Yeah, yeah, I was an adult.

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Speaker 5: Is there at least like a memorial site like with

642
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candles and all this stuff like we have in yours?

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Speaker 2: Is there, Clayton?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, definitely not. No, I actually do have

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a statistic. Though your obituary was featured on the most

646
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meme websites because of the nature of your embarrassing death.

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I don't know why I haven't shared that with you,

648
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but yeah, no, you're uh.

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Speaker 5: That's rotten dot com. We used to always go there

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when we'd be at our friend's house and it would

651
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be so funny.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty gross.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's funny funny.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, hey, it's back to school, so that

655
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means pop quiz time. So we got some Q and

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A from the audience. Let's go ahead and pull up

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our patron.

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Speaker 4: I was really good at quizzes. I'm probably gonna get

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an A.

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Speaker 5: We got all a's and Coach Gross's class.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so nice.

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Speaker 1: So this is a question from Samber on Patreon. They asked,

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have either of you ever read Dante's Inferno.

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Speaker 2: I think we've talked about Dante in the past.

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Speaker 3: He had a lot of errors when he was writing

666
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about how the River Styx River Dick's Complication.

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Speaker 2: Did you guys ever read Dante's Inferno? Ladies in school,

668
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I don't read.

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Speaker 4: I did my reading for the record, I earned all

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of my grades. Yes, I love Dante's Infernal. I thought

671
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it was really funny. It was yeah, it was like

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really romantic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it seemed fun Okay, what was your favorite part

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of Dante's Inferno.

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Speaker 5: I liked the infernering.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I can't answer that question. It's a liability.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Her dad said she can't answer it with that and present.

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Speaker 4: Richard said that's not okay, Richard Kip for the lawyer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I kept for Kit for kit and sense.

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He's actually yeah down here, you know that right.

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Speaker 4: Oh he's around. Yeah, he filed emotion for presence. I

684
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haven't seen him, but he's very busy. He's a very

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successful lawyer.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Chris, did you read Dante's in for I

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don't give a shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was a signed in class, so I

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read it. Yeah, I mean cool, I bet you loved it. Anyways,

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what's the next question? This is from that one guy

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over there thirty three on Patreon asked do spirits of

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robots or a I end up in hell?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: What's a I? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Robots? Like this is like one of your video games.

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Speaker 1: Well, so in the future, like AI artificial intelligence, there's

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computers that do a lot of thinking.

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Speaker 4: Oh, Twilight, that's that book I read you.

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Speaker 2: Remember that one?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Yeah, that was the one. I thought

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it was really good. I thought it was much better

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than Dante's infirm Murray.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, to answer that question though, no, not yet. We'll

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see how Ai gets. There's no Ai in hell yet.

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Speaker 3: Actually it is interesting though, because it is sucking the

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soul out of people who over us chat GPT.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing for another episode.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, anyways, I don't even know the words that

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they're saying right now.

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Speaker 4: This is so cute. You have like your little little

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language talk.

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Speaker 2: To each other and podcasts. That's what we do, is okay,

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kind of like the morning announcements.

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Speaker 4: Oh, oh my god remember those?

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Speaker 5: Maybe you got to do the Pledge of Allegiance. Yeah,

718
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it was so fun.

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Speaker 4: They always were asking us on those. Kroskrosch was like, oh,

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you guys should come do that, and.

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Speaker 5: We were like, okay, I right anything yeah, I basically yeah, yeah,

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it's fine.

723
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Speaker 2: I like today at lunch, we're having pizza.

724
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Speaker 5: We didn't eat lunch.

725
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Speaker 4: You guys stayed at school for lunch. Oh my god, Yabby,

726
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can you imagine did you not have a car?

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Speaker 3: No, you didn't go off campus for lunch.

728
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,599
Speaker 4: Chris probably ran there.

729
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, you probably ran. Yeah, have your

730
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friend's little suitcase to ride on.

731
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to have a car anyway. Next question,

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Chris is bor we all know. Okay.

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Speaker 1: This is from user existing underscore profit ninety eight sixty

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four on the good Morning from Hell subreddit. Oh, they're asking,

735
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,680
what's the deal with fishing in Hell? Can you fish

736
00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:13,279
in Hell? I mean, yeah you can.

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Speaker 2: I mean the.

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Speaker 1: Lego Beachy beautifulst is a really popular fishing spot.

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Speaker 2: You only catch lego fish.

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00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,519
Speaker 4: You still play with legos, you know he does.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes when Chris gets really emotional, it kind of

742
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runs away quote unquote and I just got a Lego

743
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beach and he's just kind of sitting there on his own,

744
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like playing with the legos.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

746
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Speaker 4: No, wonder they didn't want you at parole.

747
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Speaker 5: Yeah, so embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: And user Icarius underscore Dafflow actually nailed it. There is

749
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a lot of fishing for chlamydia in Hell. Yeah, that's

750
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a very popular, especially when you go to the River Dicks.

751
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,839
Speaker 5: Sierra got that. Remember Sierra had chlamydia.

752
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Speaker 4: Ashley's older sister is a nurse, and she was telling

753
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us that maybe it wasn't that, but she goes to SDSU,

754
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,440
so probably it was.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Cool, we told everyone it was, so it's basically true.

756
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If enough people say it, it's true.

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Speaker 4: You have to be careful. I care about people's health.

758
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Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.

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00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 5: Spreading awareness that Sierra got chlamydia.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she was spreading chlamydia. You guys are spreading awareness.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Richard said that it's good if you can have like

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stuff on your college application that says like you help people.

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And obviously we help everybody, but we really were worried

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for her health.

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Speaker 5: And her dad's a lawyer.

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Speaker 4: Dad's a lawyer. Richard yea of kip K for Kipper

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and Sons. Yeah cool, Yeah, I'm sure you've heard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah a couple of times.

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Speaker 3: Thank you guys for submitting your Q and A over

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at the subredditing on our Patreon.

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Speaker 1: If you submit, you get priority Q and A on

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00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:37,200
Patreon at good Morning from hell dot com. But you

775
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,599
can also post on social media and maybe we'll pick

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it up.

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Speaker 5: Hey, what is your brother doing right now?

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Speaker 3: I'm Clayton.

779
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:43,519
Speaker 5: I thought he said Peyton.

780
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 2: Sorry it's Clayton.

781
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 4: But your older brother is Satan, right? Is he like

782
00:26:47,079 --> 00:26:50,680
doing anything? Do we know when he's going to be around?

783
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,599
Speaker 5: He busy?

784
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,039
Speaker 3: He doesn't really visit me all that much, you know,

785
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:56,480
I mean, like we have her holidays from time to time,

786
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,880
but he's probably just like ruling the underworld and you.

787
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 4: Know you can get him to come to prom though, right.

788
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean it just kind of depends on

789
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,279
like how hans On he is with the Trump administration

790
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:05,799
at that time.

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00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 4: I'll take it.

792
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,079
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I know he's been really busy, but

793
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,599
he's been upset with him too.

794
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,559
Speaker 2: Oh so you're.

795
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 3: Aware of that though, but you're not aware.

796
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,799
Speaker 5: Of Okay, Now, I keep up with him. He's hot.

797
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 2: Sure I could give him your number, I mean you guys.

798
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

799
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 4: Sure, let me get my sidekick. You can hit it

800
00:27:22,279 --> 00:27:22,759
side cake.

801
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I'm going to t nine him. What's the number?

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00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 3: Six sixty six of course, yeah, six six six six'

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six six.

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00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:33,279
Speaker 4: Six tell Him kran gave you the, number so he knows,

805
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:33,680
that like we're.

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Speaker 3: Cool sorry You.

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00:27:34,599 --> 00:27:35,799
Speaker 5: Kran, No i'm Not.

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Speaker 3: Krayon I'm, Clayton, clayton.

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00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 4: All, right, Whatever, Okay, gabby tell him that he can

810
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,960
come to prom with, me BECAUSE i was gonna go

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00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,640
With Steven stevenson BECAUSE i think he's down. Here but

812
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,200
if he went to problem with, broke even if he

813
00:27:44,279 --> 00:27:46,640
was like crying or. Whatever i'm not doing. That i'm not.

814
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 3: NO i just want to say there's a bit of a,

815
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,400
theme especially with you, know Coach grossho and also my.

816
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Speaker 2: Brother he's like millenniums years. OLD i, mean so he's. Experienced,

817
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,480
YEAH i probably a little too. Old he's a bad.

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Speaker 4: BOY i haven't dated a high scho a boy SINCE

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i was in middle.

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Speaker 2: School so, yeah, okay. Cool we were. Popular, yeah, yeah,

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yeah these.

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Speaker 5: GUYS i thought we were twenty four but we. Weren't

823
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,200
but we looked like. It we totally look like. It

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we could.

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Speaker 2: Pass, wow we might.

826
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Speaker 3: Have a lot of guys down here that would be

827
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here because of. Y'all.

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00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah everybody loved. Us what do you?

829
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Speaker 2: Mean, YEAH i don't really.

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Speaker 4: KNOW i we were down.

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Speaker 5: Here maybe this is. Heaven everybody we like is down.

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00:28:26,319 --> 00:28:29,559
Here it's such a good. Time. Yeah, yeah we've been

833
00:28:29,599 --> 00:28:32,519
working on our team and like just like hanging. OUT

834
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,400
i have like an endless supply of Juicy couture track.

835
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 4: Suits the whole lacrosse team is down, here but we

836
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weren't allowed to play because that's a. Liability her dad,

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00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:45,200
said we can't Play. Richard, yeah Of ki And kip

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kid For kip For kip for And. Son, yes, yeah

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she's a senior.

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Speaker 2: Partner oh, wow that's, Okay, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 4: He texted. You oh my, God oh, yeah, quiet what

842
00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:58,480
do you?

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00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:01,799
Speaker 5: Say he, SAID i don't know Who payton, is but

844
00:29:02,079 --> 00:29:04,119
you sound hot cot with.

845
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,839
Speaker 4: Me oh my, God, yabby he likes.

846
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 5: You.

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00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, WELL i mean we, said got a little bit

848
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of the show.

849
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,559
Speaker 4: Love SO i, mean, okay gets to see. Him we

850
00:29:11,559 --> 00:29:13,119
have to suffer four locos on the, way and we

851
00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:15,160
should probably not Tell brittany because she'll try to come with.

852
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:15,599
Speaker 3: Us she's so.

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00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 4: Embarrassing but, embarrassing you're gonna go to. Promise thank? You?

854
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 5: Okay?

855
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 2: Bye, God, well did you guys with your HIGH i,

856
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,680
mean did you guys want To? OKAY i mean we

857
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,079
had a couple more questions for. You let's get seeing y'all?

858
00:29:27,319 --> 00:29:27,519
Speaker 3: There?

859
00:29:28,039 --> 00:29:32,279
Speaker 1: God, yeah well, wow that was really. Sad, yeah thinking

860
00:29:32,279 --> 00:29:33,519
about that tree in the.

861
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Speaker 3: Memorial you're making it about you, Again, Chris you're making

862
00:29:35,519 --> 00:29:38,200
it all, right make it about. Me, hey come follow

863
00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:41,160
me over On. Patreon it's a Good morning from hell dot.

864
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,519
Com you can follow. Us we got memberships for six

865
00:29:43,559 --> 00:29:46,079
dollars and sixty six cents and you get exclusive to

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00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,799
behind the scenes things and an extra special show Called

867
00:29:48,799 --> 00:29:50,799
Why We're going To. Hell so give us a follow over. There, Hey,

868
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,000
chris you have any other more, depressing self absorbed things

869
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,079
to say to the audience before we?

870
00:29:55,119 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 5: Go?

871
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 2: Yeah SO i was wondering if you get any back

872
00:29:57,279 --> 00:29:58,079
to school. Stuff uh.

873
00:29:58,119 --> 00:30:00,799
Speaker 1: Huh there's a way to lead messages when you buy

874
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,920
merch that you can, read so anyone could send me

875
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,079
information about my parents or family that.

876
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,799
Speaker 2: Died great. Show thank you guys for listening so much,

877
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,440
school BUT i just really need to know you in two.

878
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 3: Weeks we're gonna Special Chris shine check us.

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Speaker 2: Out a Pictureon Hail.

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00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 3: Clayton hey, guys thanks for listening to another special episode

881
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,240
Of Good morning From. Hell we wanted to take our

882
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,240
special guests In Lee hatfield And Barbara badoor for being.

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On thank you.

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Speaker 2: Guys, yeah where can the people?

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Speaker 5: Find you can find us that clutch My pearls everywhere

886
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,799
on the. Internet you can join Our patreon at clutch

887
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My pearls Pod Wait patreon dot, com sash crush My pearls.

888
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,640
Pod if you listen to the, show you, KNOW i

889
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,599
fuck up every intro and. Outros so it's.

890
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,119
Speaker 3: A key part of Our Lord Clutch My pearls is

891
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,680
a podcast where you guys read self help books and

892
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,160
react to.

893
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 2: Them is that right?

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Speaker 4: Helpful they're very. Helpful, yeah smut definitely helpful for the. Self.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah so you do a review OF I guess the,

897
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smut and then you also do readings actual.

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Speaker 5: Pages similar to my, CHARACTER i don't.

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Speaker 4: Read our co Host vanessa AND i are the ones

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00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,559
who trade off every. Episode she will read a book

901
00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:11,559
OR i will read a. Book emily doesn't read this at,

902
00:31:11,599 --> 00:31:14,000
all so we're just like bombarding her with all of

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00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,519
this and we don't review. It it's not a book.

904
00:31:16,519 --> 00:31:19,359
Report we're. Idiots we don't have the information totally with.

905
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,839
It it's sort of like you're out of sleepover and

906
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,240
somebody found your older sister's naughty book and you're all

907
00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:26,839
like whispering up because you know you're not supposed to

908
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,759
be reading, it like it's just, silly and, yes, yeah

909
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:30,039
it's so.

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Speaker 2: Funny you'll have an amazing.

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Speaker 1: Dynamic and the THING i like about it is you

912
00:31:35,079 --> 00:31:37,880
don't need to have read any of the. Books you

913
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,759
don't need to read smut because some of the books

914
00:31:39,799 --> 00:31:41,920
you'll pick are so insane out.

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Speaker 5: There, yeah we've had Like kissing the coronavirus, airpene but

916
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:50,279
also like a cowboy, romance a motorcycle, romance and so like,

917
00:31:50,359 --> 00:31:51,680
aliens there's some.

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Speaker 4: Aliens, yeah you were at the live show where we

919
00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:54,680
did an alien's.

920
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,079
Speaker 2: Book yeah that was real.

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Speaker 3: Weird like the dregs Of amazon. Books, yeah, yeah, NO

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00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:01,640
i heard you guys killed it At Homebrew, austin like

923
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:02,599
that was a super great.

924
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,599
Speaker 1: Show so you so everyone go check out clust My.

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Pearls get it a. Listen it's hilarious and you, know

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00:32:09,079 --> 00:32:10,559
maybe you'll learn.

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Speaker 2: Something.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah we're your cousin's favorite. Podcast, yes your famous

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cousin's favorite.

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Speaker 3: Podcast we're gonna get. Going we're gonna Record Why We're

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00:32:19,319 --> 00:32:21,480
going To, hell which is our Special patreon exclusive.

932
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Speaker 2: Show so we'll see you guys over.

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00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 3: There thanks for. Listening By school