Speaker 1: Lone ode Como Stars. Welcome back to otb our Trice whoever.
Speaker 2: He's having a great Friday though far can't wait for
this weekend to begin. Saint Patti's Day softball baseball. We
should look up the full schedules so we can announce
the people for the INDUS Show. Give me the full
schedule of sports on campus this weekend, because, again, as
we highlighted earlier, especially on the women's side of the equation,
LSU with dominant dominant women's sports right now, lolltbou Spanish
is hello.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, come on, I don't know. I'm not bilingual.
I wish I was.
Speaker 2: I'm infinitely jealous of those who are. It is such
a flex It's the great failing of America that we
don't have more of it and don't encourage it more.
It always makes you feel insecure when you travel to
other places and everybody is essentially bilingual exactly.
Speaker 3: You want, just like events at l s U or
l s U teams No.
Speaker 1: No LU teams like give me a guy trying to
show some love to.
Speaker 3: Like women's beach volleyball. They will play in the East
West Invitational this weekend out in California. They're playing four
ranked teams in two days. Number two Loyal La Merrymount,
number one, u c l A, number seven, California, number eighteen, Hawaii,
four ranked teams.
Speaker 1: They's done very good at that tournament before in the past. Today, Okay, hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, chat saying there's a lot of by things that
tbub is, but linguals not one of them.
Speaker 1: That's a good joke. Congratulations.
Speaker 4: What language? If you could snap your fingers learn a
new language, what would it be?
Speaker 3: Italian?
Speaker 1: So Italian? It just seems like it would be cool Romantically.
Speaker 2: I've always loved French, have always taken French, but it's
got to be Spanish. I would get so much more
use out of Spanish.
Speaker 1: I would. I would? It's it's it's relevant here to
our country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I guess like the place I would travel
the Yeah, I would be Spanish.
Speaker 4: Alandra, since you already kind of speak two languages, what
about you.
Speaker 1: Is it kind of I mean you're fully bilingual now
or no? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I speak both fluently. I think I would
want to speak.
Speaker 2: French, be a little trilingual. Yeah, you'd be on the
verge of being a polygone.
Speaker 5: A little tiny tiny bit of French, but not like
anything serious.
Speaker 1: So I mean you would know better than I would.
But I feel like.
Speaker 2: Anybody who's bilingual in one of the Romance languages you
can like get by or or the barrier to entry
to entering French or Italian at that point is because
they're all Latin base.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I took a summer or not a summer.
I took a full year of French when I was
in college, and then I tried learning Italian like on
duo lingo. For some reason, I found it easier to
learn French than I did Italian.
Speaker 1: Really, Oh yeah, okay, I mean I don't know anything
about it, but I.
Speaker 5: Mean they're both very similar to Spanish, but for some reason,
the French made more since.
Speaker 4: French doesn't actually French and Italian actually don't do a
lot for you outside of those countries, is I'm looking
at right now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like Chinese and Spanish are the ones that
you should.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Mandarin's number one and buy a lot native
speakers nine hundred and ninety millions. Spanish is number two,
four hundred and eighty four million. English is number three
three hundred and ninety million, then you got Portuguese, which
comes in at number Portuguese. Oh, because South America, South
America and other countries, obviously the European countries as well.
Speaker 2: So you know, like Latin slavery empires. I guess it's
most last true.
Speaker 5: You know, pig Latin to me, Portuguese sounds like pig
Latin and Spanish.
Speaker 2: Oh really like yeah, because yeah, because it's like a
it's like a. It's like it's like a it's like
a oft like like when an animal evolves, there's two
different ways it's like the same. They still kind of
seem the same, but they're technically not.
Speaker 6: It sounds like Spanish pig Latin.
Speaker 2: It's probably like when you hear modern day French speakers
talking about Cajun frinche probably like this sounds almost medieval tour,
like completely completely different.
Speaker 4: I always like I envy all the United States men's
national team players that go over and they play in
multiple leagues throughout their career, like Landon Donovan can speak
obviously English, but Spanish and German.
Speaker 1: It's just like all like very easily. Like German would
be fun, just because yelling at people in German would
be very intense like Christian.
Speaker 4: Polistic as as well, though he's the same situation, like
he can now speak Italian, he can speak German, he
can speak English, just because he's been in those different
leagues and just you have to well.
Speaker 2: And also I feel like as an adult, really the
only way to learn the language is probably just immerse.
Speaker 6: Yourself in it, right, but that is the number one
way to learn it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta be you gotta be living there.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And also if you knew German, you could watch some
of Inglorious Bastards without the captions.
Speaker 1: What a goal?
Speaker 2: Like, why'd you learn German? I wanted to watch a
few seeds sometiles. Yeah, the last years, for the last
two years of my life. Yeah, I mean that that is.
Speaker 4: True that I actually would feel like Brad trying to
speak Italian in that movie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, he's the best Italians.
Speaker 1: Bastards is good? What a good movie? What happened? You
get a little premature?
Speaker 6: I think because it was frozen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this beer is frozen. How cold is your mini fridge?
Speaker 1: It's it's the cold mini fridge. These are.
Speaker 3: Open it, sit it down. It's started fizzing like there's
ice in this.
Speaker 1: I told you it was slushy, you should probably get
another one.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's cleaned up now.
Speaker 2: Bib is my Romanian neighbors some super mad all the
time even though she isn't?
Speaker 1: Uh is Romanian? Is that like taking me like a
Slavic language?
Speaker 5: I think so, But I also kind of feel like
the Empire language.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I really thought you were going to make a German
joke towards me when we did the languages.
Speaker 4: No, no, so there's I see three languages that the
branch of the language is Romance. That is Spanish, Portuguese,
and French. So Italian is not m Latin as well
down the bottom of the list.
Speaker 1: Anybody Latin based is supposed to be a Romance language, right,
I believe?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 5: Okay, because to me, like Italian is the closest to
Latin of all, and.
Speaker 2: That would make sense, right given the Roman whatnot?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: So I just thought maybe it was a different type
of linguistic thing.
Speaker 6: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: He's talking about the inexorable march of time. Everybody is
speaking Latin back in the day and that it's.
Speaker 6: Just dead, dead language.
Speaker 1: It's got cousins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that made it, but got ken folks still hanging around.
Yeah primos, but no, no one. Yea Romanians original Romance language.
I didn't know that are Romanian the people most traditionally Gypsy. Yeah,
I was gonna say associated with Gypsy.
Speaker 6: So you know what they do now is like carnivals
and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: So like every carnival that I've been to, they're all
speaking Romanian.
Speaker 6: I don't like that makes sense.
Speaker 2: I am convinced that my wife's family got scammed when
she was in elementary school and they hosted an Irish
exchange student that was actually just an Irish traveler from Georgia.
So they live there's massive Irish traveler communities in Georgia
and they buy up these you know, giant houses in
these neighborhoods and a ton of people live in him
and they do scams. Well, they hosted an Irish exchange
and you know, her dad tells me, I'm crazy, but
they hosted this Irish extage student and she was apparently
like very wild, but like didn't seem like that she
was crazy under herself. But here's the main piece of evidence.
So they bring her back to the airport to leave
with the other exchange students and a priest shows up
and it's like, don't worry, parents, I got them from here,
And so they never actually see them board board the plane.
The priest takes the kids. Yeah, the priest takes the
kids and they just go off on.
Speaker 6: Their their way.
Speaker 2: Love wrestling used to like stunner my wife and stuff,
which I remember one time my little brother threw a
rock in my head and I hit him with a
straight up rock body. Yeah, I mean I grabbed him.
I threw his arm over my like behind my behind
my back. I looked around to a fake crowd, and
I slammed his.
Speaker 1: Ass on the ground. Yeah take that bow. Can't be
throwing rocks at the head.
Speaker 2: And thing was I thought it was a pine cone,
so I didn't move and then it hit the garage
behind me and was like and I was like, oh,
oh okay, dude, okay.
Speaker 3: I could see I could see you being like I
was about to take this pine cone.
Speaker 1: Watch.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't move exactly. I was just sitting there
and then he goes I was like, oh, oh what
and then I snapped.
Speaker 6: I used to get r KO all the time.
Speaker 1: Out of nowhere. Yeah, just standing.
Speaker 6: It was really out of nowhere. Yeah, and my my
brother used to like r ko on.
Speaker 1: Like not a man, but it really hurt.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what was the John? Yeah, he used to do
that to me.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 5: They well, they would like randomly ar Chaomi, but they
would also r Kaomi into the pool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, the pools a great pastime. Yeah.
Speaker 6: We broke my cousin's arm wrestling one time.
Speaker 1: Yeah we Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean that was some of my favorite Uh that was
some of my favorite memories as a kid. Was us
so and we had this giant U couch in my
basement and we would fill the middle of it with
pillows and and blankets and just be you know, elbow dropping, slamming,
sue plex and just straight wrestling.
Speaker 6: Wait, so ours Travelers are actually a thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Okay, no, no it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not made up. It's a gypsy community.
Speaker 6: Definitely did get scammed.
Speaker 2: I'm again Me and my wife think so. Yeah, her
parents do not, which you know, granted they would know,
but I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like I.
Speaker 2: Feel like they got scammed. The pre showing up randomly,
I got them from here?
Speaker 1: Oh sure, whatever.
Speaker 6: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: The So today is March fourteenth, it is pie day
and when we get back, Okay, real quick before you
get back there, because I'm going to dive into the
story about Lee's. Uh.
Speaker 1: I said la compe. Now, of course I never lived
in the middle of the States. I didn't either.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but somebody on Twitter told me it's
pronounced the count. And then Jake, you said, you've heard
pronunciations like la compte, even la compte.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that ain't right, right, Uh, let me know how
I'm supposed to say it.
Speaker 3: I had a I went to high school with a
few people with that last name. They said la comte.
Speaker 1: I mean right, he's like that.
Speaker 3: That's what I've always said, that that's how they pronounced
their last That's how I've always said.
Speaker 2: But you know how, but you know how there can
be towns and whatnot and names that are maybe the
same name as something that's pronounced one way all over
the world.
Speaker 4: But like the city by Himmon is not required, it's
it's just Richard, right.
Speaker 3: No, I away Louisiana's but like I love the snake
exactly right.
Speaker 1: So let me chat if you can.
Speaker 4: Robert is just Robert, not Robert in the city right
and everything else in Louisiana's Robert.
Speaker 1: So let me know in the chat so I can
get this right during the next story, because I want
to do a little history of Lee's talk about our
favorite pies here on pie Day. Keep you look.
Speaker 2: Off the bench. Go to All Star Tiota, Baton Rouge,
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are not unlike the Brad Pitt from Snatch. M hmmm,
I mean, look, but what they are is actually like
Tyson Fury, right, Tyson Fury is the Gypsy Kick, the
literal gypsy Kick.
Speaker 1: Go to All Star Tiota, though.
Speaker 2: And I guarantee you they will not give you a
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Speaker 1: That's gonna be up to you.
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Speaker 9: Welcome back to more sports talk. What's some other stuff
mixed in off the bench with Hester and t Bob he.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, otb.
Speaker 2: Huh Squeeze box is murdering this right here. This makes
me want to have just a cowboy hat on, some
jeans and some boots and just be dancing dancing outside
maybe in like a gravel parking lot. Beers delicious like.
Speaker 6: Street food, dance some drywall.
Speaker 1: I will say.
Speaker 2: One of my other new algorithm Internet holes are Hispanic
wives packing lunches for their husbands. And and also then
afshoot of that is.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 2: There's one account specifically that compares the white guys on
the construction job versus.
Speaker 1: That it is not. It is reridiculous. Also, the white
guys eat like children, Like.
Speaker 3: I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: It's like candy and snacks. I'm like, guys, get a
freaking sandwich. At least something like eat some actual food.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, the Mexicans have this just spread. There's like, uh,
there's just everything there there. There's there's fahita, there's case idias,
there's uh what enchiladas.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like everything there's making me so hungry
last night.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Mexicans are like what are the yeah gender role
like very uh I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a very It is a more traditional
sort of set of the man goes to work, why,
you know, really is putting a lot of effort into
the meals.
Speaker 1: What is the what? What is it? Uh? Blano peppers?
Which ones? Is one? Did you put over the flame?
And then they yeah, yeah, they yeah, and then they
sweat and they come parted.
Speaker 2: Oh she was putting some blano peppers and the tortillas
and frying him up and then putting cheese on top.
Speaker 6: She was making.
Speaker 1: Is that that is flatus out? I'm real hungry? Remember
the fancy? Yeah? Yeah, yes, again, it's basically what yeah, okay, yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 4: Next Jursday, Elandra, what's your favorite Mexican food restaurant in Batterie.
Speaker 6: I really like La Corretta.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, okay, so I.
Speaker 6: Know it's it's like the best one that I've tried
so far.
Speaker 2: I still want to try the one that Bilbo was putting, though,
I don't really in terms of quality of food, I
don't know that I have a a favorite over any other.
Maybe say, I really like Bluebird Tacos, but but I
still want to try the Brita at the place that
Bilbo's telling us about forever ago.
Speaker 1: But but I still have at yet. I don't know.
Speaker 2: This is not Mexican food but Salvadorian. But Salvadorania I
used to really love back in the day. Yeah, I
want to get some camaron.
Speaker 6: Are so good?
Speaker 2: Okay, So it is pie day though, March fourteen, and
I want to tell you about Lee'slaudrey. Now, I'm going
to say the Count Louisiana because I think that a
couple people.
Speaker 1: Were told from there have told me that's what it is.
If I'm wrong, I apologize.
Speaker 2: But the Count, the Count Louisiana, tiny town. Now, it
used to be I don't know what the highway is,
but Lee's used to be on the main highway from Baton.
Speaker 1: Rouge to Shreetport, New Orlengo Streetport. Yeah, so it was, like,
you know, it was, I don't know, I don't know.
That's that's how we used to get to Baton Rouge before.
Then that must be what it is. That must be
what it is. So back in the day, Lee's lunch
room opening in nineteen twenty eight, guys became this amazing
respite from your travels. You want a good meal, a
cup of coffee. Lee's was there, so what I love
though Lee Johnson starts it in nineteen twenty eight. This
is before fast food, right before the interstate that would
end up cutting him out of it.
Speaker 2: And he was a mccannic. He was tired of the
auto mechanical grind. So you know what he did. He
traded his car for two countertops, five stools, one coal
oil stove, and.
Speaker 1: A coffee pot. How about that? And then he said,
you know what, we're not gonna He's like, menu, I
don't want to do a menu. We're gonna keep it simple.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make the best damn ham sandwich I can.
We're gonna have our special special to day plate lunch.
We're gonna have great coffee, and then we're gonna have
the pies. And I love just Gonna says there wasn't
any sense in the menu. It just waste time. The
food's good.
Speaker 1: Enough, people will return.
Speaker 2: True Now in honor of Pie Day, this is my
favorite place to get pies. They get pies there every
summer constantly when I'm driving up to Tealeda beIN. They
got coconut, lemon, chocolate, banana, apple, peach, cherry, bumbleberry, and pecan.
Speaker 1: The bumberry is really good. I don't know what bumbleberry is,
but it's very good.
Speaker 3: That honey in it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just know bumblebee.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. It's like a berry. It's like
a dark like berry color. But I don't know. I
don't know my.
Speaker 2: Berries well enough. You can also seas like you know
your your pumpkin, BlackBerry, dowberry.
Speaker 1: I don't know dowberry either. What's your favorite pie? Though?
Speaker 2: Here on Pie Day? What's your favorite pie with the
favorite type of pie? And then you can name your
favorite place to get a pie.
Speaker 1: My favorite place to get a pie, Like we're talking
about anywhere anywhere?
Speaker 4: Oh Strawns And it has been around since the nineteen forties.
There's like three locations, I think, but I go to
the og one. I mean right there in King's Highway.
When we lived in Shreeport, so Katie had a shop
in an antique store where she you know, we did
furniture sold or whatever, and it was right next to Strawns.
It was great but also dangerous as well, and we
would go in there and we would do work as
Strawns is man. You like strawberry pie, banana pie, chocolate pie,
does not matter.
Speaker 1: That is my spot.
Speaker 4: I mean it's been on the Food Network, it's been
on USA Today, Southern Living like did a big deals
back in the day. So like pies and hamburgers, and
you can get breakfast there as well. But if I'm
getting a pie like I would order one right now
and try to get it shipped to me because I'm
not gonna cheat on Seawanspy.
Speaker 2: When my when my grandma was living in Treeport, that's
where we used to always go eat with strawnsh tailor.
Speaker 1: You got a favorite pie, favorite place to get.
Speaker 3: So you know, I always heard that, uh, if you're
gonna get a cream pie, Boston is the place to
do it. So Boston, Boston cream pie would be my choice.
I know that's a little more cakey than pie. Honestly.
I love sweet ittato, pumpkin. I love a good warm
apple pie. I mean all all of those.
Speaker 1: Taylor. If you want a cream pie, just call me.
I cook I cook him up. We go to Boston.
I'm saying I can make him. I'll make one in
my house for you.
Speaker 6: You can give me one too.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I would love one. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Just let me know, guys, if you just give me
a little bit of prep time. It is kind of
an involved process, so I kind of even get the
family out of the house.
Speaker 1: But just let me know. And I got y'all. Besides
that pie, Eluandra, what is your favorite type of pie?
Speaker 6: My favorite type of pie is probably key lime pie
or a turtle pie.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, like a turtle Wait, what's a turtle pie?
Speaker 6: Like a caramel turtle pie or whatever? Like it has like.
Speaker 3: Nuts and chocolate, caramel, chocolate, caramel, like anything, turtle like
turtle cheese you like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's like the candy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, chocolate has one that's so good.
Speaker 1: No, I've never I've never had a turtle pie. Interested.
I learned something new today. Katie's family loves key lime pie. Y.
They love it. Jackson, my oldest, loves it.
Speaker 4: We were in Key West the other day and they
have like they had a restaurant that was nothing but
just key lime pie.
Speaker 1: It's like the only thing they sold is key lime
I love. I think I like lemon Ring a little
bit better, no doubt, But yeah, lemon ring is good.
Speaker 4: But if I'm like, if I'm getting a piece of
pie and I have my choice, which is not everywhere
it's banana cream pie, banana creaen pie.
Speaker 1: Uh for me, it's Lee. Oh you have a place, Solandra?
Speaker 6: I like Elsie's. Yeah, Elsie's is good. I don't really,
I don't know. So if y'all have suggestions, let me know.
Speaker 2: But I'm not myself driving to the middle of the state.
You gotta make a trip to.
Speaker 6: Y'all know that I don't leave my bubble. I don't
even leave like mid city.
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't have a place as far as
like a place I go to get pies. I mean,
I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't hear. No, I agree. Are we missing here?
Speaker 2: No, I'm sure there's great places here. I just guess
I don't get pies too often in my everyday life.
But when I'm driving to Teleda Bin every summer, I
make a point of stopping at Lee's when it's Lake
Bob season, yep, getting a chopped ham sandwich, which, by
the way, and that's really how the Lee's Empire was
built was off of the perfect ham sandwich, and it's
still perfect here damn near one hundred years later.
Speaker 1: You know, the only person I know that loves les
more than you? Who's that? Shane West? Oh really love there.
Speaker 4: He would drive like just specifically drive like what's like
fly into stree for like just drive there when he's
coming to back.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just.
Speaker 2: Crazy, I mean, getting found in nineteen twenty eight, guys,
and they're still doing it the same way, Like, yeah,
the ham sandwich is delicious, but so's the play of
the day, whatever that may be. I had like an
incredible roast Greens last time I was up there. It's
and it's the same. It's still the same, and it's
a it's got an incredible vibe to it. But coconut
pie be my answer. Y'all know that I've talked about
that in the past. Good Lee's coconut pie.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, the only gritty thing I don't like.
Speaker 2: Compie's actually their highest such So here you got that
YouTube video.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the strom the beginning I've flowed.
Speaker 2: I glossed over that, but that was a good joke
beginner in the coconut You are correct, do you have
a specific spouse. No, so I should have so, but
just let's just play the first couple of minutes. So
this is Lei Johnson Faber of Lese. He went on
Johnny Carson Show because I guess that's what should mean
that he got really really famous, took off, got huge,
And here is Lee Johnson on Johnny Carson nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 7: Okay, now all about let me go jello. We uh
we uh.
Speaker 8: We write about this gentleman in the newspaper article that
describes him as kind of a local legend. He's been
in the restaurant business since nineteen twenty eight. That's the
year he opened his first lunch room. We thought you
might like to meet him. He's from Le Comte, Louisiana.
Would you welcome Lee Johnson.
Speaker 3: Person?
Speaker 7: Thank you very much. You guys gonna dance or what?
Speaker 8: You? Sit down?
Speaker 7: I declare? What's your name? Wives? Did you eat dinner
with today? Sit down there? Lee? Which one of the
wives that I have dinner with today?
Speaker 8: Well? You know, I know you your regular rask so
that's not on?
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's that? You won't even married once?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, but that's a lot of fun.
Speaker 8: Be mad once if you play your cards right, I
guess it is.
Speaker 7: How are you? Yeah, you're Where's who? Happy to be
at you today.
Speaker 8: That's the greatest honor I.
Speaker 7: Have had in my life.
Speaker 8: Well, we're delighted to have you here. Yeah, you look
a little bit like Colonel Sanders. Well that's what they're
told men. Yeah, I think I'm beat love you in here,
because he's also dead, I think, isn't he nothing?
Speaker 5: First, of course.
Speaker 7: I had a strange group here to night.
Speaker 9: League.
Speaker 8: Did you have a nice flight in where Where's Laconte podcast?
Speaker 7: In the center part of Louisiana? Uh huh? And uh
we just love it there. Yeah, right on, old Bob Bell?
Uh huh? You ever drinking that water? On, Bobe Bel?
I'm telling you gonna stay there? Really that good? I
wish you'd come out there and drink some early.
Speaker 8: Well, I'm.
Speaker 7: I all accept that in the things when I get
down that way, Listen, you'll never regreted.
Speaker 8: Okay, somebody told you a little trouble coming here today
with the airlines, something about taking something aboard the airplane.
Oh no, sir, that's the best flight I've had.
Speaker 10: In my life, not America. Now, I love that flight.
You know, I love them women.
Speaker 7: If like you do. No three stood. They were all
about the same side or a little pony tails.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and they were all there's that basketball player.
Speaker 7: And I said that that is the best flight I've
had thrown whole lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Were you flirting with these young ladies?
Speaker 7: Oh yes, sir, they like that.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 8: Now, what's this business about bringing a pie or something?
And you had a problem with what was it going
through the metal detector?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know that that stopped that.
Speaker 8: We had a bunch of tough You look so hungry,
like I underfeed you a little bit. Yeah, so I
brought you that puck on pie?
Speaker 7: Is that what just says?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I don't think a look at this he brought it
out here. Would you call this a puck on pine? Well,
you know it's like a pecan pie. Well that's what
the northern people call it.
Speaker 7: Now we were selling people called.
Speaker 8: Out a pecani a pecan pie. Yeah, uh huh, snow's delicious.
Speaker 7: We have some of them to call them punk home pie.
I ain't gonna tell you who that was.
Speaker 1: Well, and I don't think we want to know either.
Speaker 7: I understand what happens.
Speaker 8: Was you you started to go through the metal detector,
and it set the metal detector off because of the
the aluminum.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 8: That's bad, isn't it. That's yeah, that's bad. We used
to didn't have that trouble ninety three years ago.
Speaker 7: I train, well, they didn't have any planes ninety.
Speaker 8: Okay, we're gonna take a break here and uh we're gonna.
Speaker 7: Come back and talk some more. Okay, Okay, I love talk,
do you Okay? I love it?
Speaker 1: Oh, dude, how good is the full things? Eleven minutes long?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: I three you last night. Elect doesn't he's electric? Oh my,
he's electric?
Speaker 3: Because how old was he there?
Speaker 2: I think he's ninety three because he said nine years
year ago. Yeah, I mean think about that. So that's
eighty nine. So that means he would have been born
in the eighteen hundred.
Speaker 6: Yeah he's still running.
Speaker 2: Lee's well, no not anymore, no, no, no, no, but.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, god, what a what a crazy
thing thing about too? You met? I would not invented.
Speaker 6: Insane.
Speaker 1: I would have loved to sit down with him.
Speaker 6: Peck On say, for the record, he said it correctly,
it's Pecan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've never heard him said that.
Speaker 2: Maybe ag I've heard, you know, I say, we all
say precon yeah, but pecon Pi.
Speaker 1: My gosh, that was awesome.
Speaker 4: He didn't, like, I've known a lot of people that
are from that part of the of the state. I
ain't never heard anybody with that accent. So I wonder
how much over time that accent changed. You know, he
gets into the story about because he does not sound
like he's from like, you know, Alexandria area. He later
gets in the story about his wife and you know
how they got married and he.
Speaker 1: Was the first hire. She was the first hire. She's seventeen.
She was the first hire.
Speaker 2: He says he was a bit of a rascal when
he was younger before, probably was a bit after, but
he was.
Speaker 1: He like, he never gave that up.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, yeah, that lock that. But but
she was the first hire that so he had at
least yeah. And then he said, I got I got
tired of painter four dollars a week, so I murdered her.
Speaker 1: Four whole dollars, wore old dollars.
Speaker 2: As why he stopped selling alcohol, he said, I got.
I got too old to fight and too old to run.
So wow, again, it's worth watching the entire thing.
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Speaker 1: What's up? Welcome in that all morning.
Speaker 9: This music has been a vibe a huge earlier and
I was.
Speaker 2: Like, okie, So that was the original one that started.
It came across my Instagram feed and the post is right.
It said, look, no matter what Forman's sung in, when
Linger plays, you have.
Speaker 9: You have to listen.
Speaker 1: You have to listen.
Speaker 9: It was an electric version.
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 9: We're gonna get I am. Let's do reizing well. I
think I'll always be a superior on Friday nights. So
if anybody wants to join your come on in.
Speaker 1: You go to the government spear government.
Speaker 9: Spear every Friday. That's our thing. And it became it did.
I didn't mean for it to become a thing. It
just did. And I realized, you have like one little
guy who's our waiter. And one time we were leaving,
he was like, see you next Friday, and I was like, nothing,
there's that. Then that's who we are now.
Speaker 2: One of the great all time feelings is when you
frequent a place so much that you get to know
the employees.
Speaker 9: And it works because like if it's like a busy Friday,
sometimes Fridays get busy. It's Superior and we and we
sit outside like I'm not trying to bump the waitlist
or whatever. But he'll see us outside and he's like,
come on in, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's little guy.
Speaker 9: Have like you have like the little like he's the
old guy.
Speaker 3: Roped off area.
Speaker 9: We have a little roped off area. Well, probably because
it's like back corner, so they're like, you got kids,
come on back corner. Although Superior is a great place,
that's why we like it because your kids can just
run around and no one's gonna hear.
Speaker 1: Them, Georgia Rivs, So have you found a fence yet?
Speaker 9: All right, do your thing it all out.
Speaker 2: For the diamonds that you literally just stole from the
from the Zurich for the diamond Museum, Zeru Rivers looks
like a European diamond thief. Today she has like an
all black cat ca Yeah, dodging lasers and whatnot.
Speaker 9: I had not considered it when I when I got dressed,
but maybe now I could have for a little more
consideration into the fact that everything I'm wearing is black.
Speaker 2: I'm ridging a great job on today's show, though you
put a lot of fun links in there.
Speaker 9: I don't know what happened ya last night. I was
about to go to bed. It was like nine thirty
or something, and I got on and I was like,
I'm just gonna check Twitter one last good time before
I close my eyes, and like everything I saw was
just like cracking me up, and I was like, I'm
just gonna drop it in the document. I dropped like
ten links.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if anything's funnier though than Toby
Lewai is it the wire lawall?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? The Virginia Tech basketball player.
Speaker 9: Oh what I've never love electric What a quote I've
never seen.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be this kind of ass. So I'm
gonna read the full quote.
Speaker 2: They asked him, what are you proud of when reflecting
on yourself and reflecting on your team?
Speaker 1: He said, my team.
Speaker 2: I'm proud of how far we came. What did they
have us in the preseason? Maybe fourteen fifteenth?
Speaker 1: They thought we were going to be asked, and I mean,
we were still ass But you know, we weren't that bad,
you know what I'm saying. We beat expectations.
Speaker 6: We weren't you know, you know, we weren't.
Speaker 1: As about myself.
Speaker 2: I'm just happy I improved. I had no idea it
was going to have the season I had. I didn't
think I had a good season, but I but I
had no idea it was going to improve come from
an A ten because I didn't do nothing.
Speaker 1: I ain't never done anything. Most of this stuff's very
new to me, so it's getting me far. I'm just
trying to understand and process as quickly as possible. I
don't know if I've.
Speaker 2: Ever heard anybody so honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like I don't know.
Speaker 9: Man, It's like he's working it all out in his
brain as he's talking. It's like that Michael Scott quote.
It's like, or, no, no, this is so funny. I thought
it was a Michael Scott quote.
Speaker 6: It's not.
Speaker 9: It's a Jameis once quote in a lot of ways
from he basically or but Jameis was like, I don't
know where I'm going with a sentence, but then I
end up finishing or whatever. You know what I'm talking about.
That does seem like Michael Scott.
Speaker 2: But also it's like it's so fun I mean, and
he had a good year. He averaged like twelve points
a game or something. I just love that.
Speaker 9: He was like, I don't know, he was just sort
of working it out in his mind. He was like,
you know what I came from the agent didn't get better.
Speaker 1: I know anything about anything. I kind of sucked now.
I mean I averaged twelve. Did you guys see that?
I got you twelve?
Speaker 9: Well, so I have to give credit to Ross Jackson.
He's the one that sent me that. He sent it
to us and he was like, I dream of a
day I get.
Speaker 3: A quote like this.
Speaker 1: I was making the rounds last weekend. Great quote. Now
something else you sent and until.
Speaker 9: You don't even remember what all I said.
Speaker 1: I'm nine thirty.
Speaker 2: The one that says fellas, it's the uh the Sparks. Sorry,
The Sparks are planning to hold male practice player tryouts
next month. And the evolution of female athletes in general
has been pretty wild, just people in general in terms
of like how beautiful all young people look now because
of Instagram, right, everybody dresses cool, everybody can dance, Like,
go watch It's very funny because my daughter's got real
into Spice Girls. Go watch old Spice Girls music video.
They suck at dancing.
Speaker 9: They are there are I think Victoria Victoria Beckham is
like that is unknown thing. She was the only trained dancer.
Everybody else was just sort of like awful ya they like.
Speaker 2: There are millions of people on TikTok that are way
better than everything. So the point is what I'm saying
is everybody thinks social media's gotten more beautiful, more attractive,
and so they're holding male practice players tryouts and look
it out beautiful all these women are, which has led.
Speaker 1: To some of the horniest responses you will ever see.
Speaker 9: The responses to this site is so funny, like you're
just gonna be lined up.
Speaker 6: So that one potato put that one on.
Speaker 2: Look, I'll de up camera, break in the post. You know,
if I have to let her try to post me up,
I let her in the paint.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I mean, you can just scroll
the response. That's true.
Speaker 9: But truly, last night, everything I saw, I probably put
fifteen links in the document. I was like, and there's
no context for any of this. Really, no one even
knows who put these in there. They probably didn't even
know t Bop sent me this. They're gonna open it
in the morning, be like, what happened?
Speaker 2: Go down a little bit. There's nothing too bad. Go
down a little bit to me and Rikia Jackson in
the post. Also, it's also a very a very funny one.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is how those tryouts are.
Speaker 5: I do love this comment in the buyou Ford YouTube chat.
If you want to read your slam poetry ribs, you
can just ask.
Speaker 4: Okay, Ryan says she's got to try out for a
stage hand at the local quick she's either doing some
cat burglary or she's about to invite you to our
solo performance.
Speaker 2: My god, oh my god, guys, Never Wearing all black agains.
Speaker 3: Me holding Rakia Jackson after I fell her.
Speaker 9: Love and Basketball what a great movie. It's not. I
feel like it's appropriately whatever. I don't want to hear anything.
If you're gonna come with, oh, okay, have never seen anything,
I would rather you have not seen it than to
talk bad about it because as a youth it was
one of my favorite movies. That soundtrack. You would like
that soundtrack.
Speaker 3: You might already know that you like it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it is an incredible sound track.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're doing a super basketball movies, like when you
really like when you think about boxing has like the most.
Speaker 3: What is your favorite basketball movies? Probably Glory as many Months,
Probably Glory.
Speaker 1: There's still a good movie. I'm saying, Like, thinking about boxing,
you have like.
Speaker 3: Boxing on boxings like thet.
Speaker 4: Where basketball you have Hoosiers, Glory Road, Coach Carter, you
got game blue Chips can't up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but think about boxing. We could go boxing, we
can see.
Speaker 9: I can't name a lot of boxing movies, but only
because I don't know.
Speaker 3: There's a there's a lot of boxing movie. I mean
Rock like seven.
Speaker 2: We're forgetting about the premier basketball movie. Look at the
Irish Didny channel or double Team, Double Girl pulls triple Deep.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen the guy team kind of looks
like Cameron Brink? To be fair, have you ever seen
the guy on TikTok breaking down that play? Oh, he's
like like, okay, keep in mind there's fours on the
twenty seconds?
Speaker 1: Am I making?
Speaker 9: Am I making this a really quick Is Cameron bring
the one that's really close with the Curries?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just know that she's very famous
because she's very pretty.
Speaker 9: I think she's really good friends with their family, like
she grew up friends with their family. But she talked
to her earlier. She has a bunch of tattoos. But
she said the only time, the only time she's ever
gotten a tattoo was with the Curries. The Curries get tattoos,
like all the time. They have parties over at their house,
and they like all get tattoos.
Speaker 1: They got some incredible tattooers. Oh yeah, sure, all right,
When we get back more.
Speaker 9: TV off the Bench, back at it where sports talk
meets pure chaos Off the Bench with Hester and t Bob.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 7: Friday.
Speaker 6: No wait this version, no no, but it's not I
don't know what this is. You sent one, Yeah, I
didn't see it.
Speaker 1: Oh it's okay.
Speaker 6: Where did you send it to?
Speaker 1: I thought it was excited? Yeah whatever. I've been texting
to the group like a ton, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: I watched all of them.
Speaker 9: I didn't see an Some of this is getting a little.
Speaker 6: I actually watched the stuff. Y'all send me okay.
Speaker 2: Dj the but so I know that in the past
I accused you of not being passive aggressive but purely aggressive.
Speaker 1: But that was aggressive or that was that was passive aggressive?
Right there? I do whatever. I'm sorry. Okay at this
new though?
Speaker 6: Why does it have like horns in the now?
Speaker 1: And then there is sometimes?
Speaker 6: But I don't like this. What feels weird like that?
Speaker 1: Ask the bitch who wins the jiu jitsu turnament between
the OTB squad.
Speaker 6: Me right now?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: True, possibly hosted the Batteries jiu Jitsu opening three seventeen.
Speaker 3: So Jake would be really good out of.
Speaker 1: My problem. I would actually love to roll, but I
don't think my joints could handle it. Like I just
got an m R I on my shoulder, you know
you would. I think I'm the only one.
Speaker 3: That actually just stopped in February just because like what
I was paying per month was only gonna go like
once or twice. It was all these baseball games I'm doing,
but I did it for like eight months. Jake would
be really good at it, just because like the ones
that are like a certain build, you know what I mean,
Like with t Bop so long, No, I was gonna say,
like you mean no, I was going to say, like
you're too long, Like I'm a little too like my
I have long arms, like Ja could be good at certified. Yeah,
put your hands though, will help me the grip strength
and that's been hands. Jake's grip straight will help him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, duh. You know, Jake would be an incredible BJJ guy.
He's incredible. DJs. I have a great day.
Speaker 9: What's money off the bench.