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<v Speaker 1>Red and tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much, and Merry Christmas, ladies, And definitely

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<v Speaker 2>they're all over the cast is applauding. Wait till they

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<v Speaker 2>open up their presence, they won't be.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, you know, three rd nine o three and Merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>You right, well here it is Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you know I don't And you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>Give you, no, Redd, I haven't the slightest idea.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we're even neither of.

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<v Speaker 4>I won't say. I heard johny Eddie Canner program last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Hey, you know who's a great guy to

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<v Speaker 2>is this Harry von Zel? He laughs at everything that

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<v Speaker 2>Canner says.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, well, I can laugh as hard as Harry

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<v Speaker 4>von Zel.

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<v Speaker 3>See you go ahead, I'll say something funny like cannor

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<v Speaker 3>I'm dead.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm getting read. It was really some show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a real comedian, Eddie Canner me me, but

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<v Speaker 2>he's been on the air a long time. Yew. When

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie first went on the radio, Mark Cooney was just

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<v Speaker 2>thinking of the idea when.

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<v Speaker 3>You first went on the radio, you sorry you ever

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<v Speaker 3>thought of it? You know, it must have been exciting

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<v Speaker 3>being on the air with Eddie Canner. He discovered a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of talent Manna Durban Dinah show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Sophie Tucker, John.

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<v Speaker 4>John Wilkes Booth, Wait a second, how long has he

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<v Speaker 4>been in Chown.

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie Cannon. Let's see, well, let's see. Lincoln was shot

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<v Speaker 2>in sixty. I took a bath from twenty two. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. It's been a long.

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<v Speaker 1>Time, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was cute the way you played Junior

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<v Speaker 3>and Eddie played your father. Yeah. Here I got a

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<v Speaker 3>nice card, Eddie Canner.

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<v Speaker 1>I read it for you, says dear Rid.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for being Junior on our show. We really love

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<v Speaker 2>Junior and we all want him to return the microphone.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to turn the face. We're all joking aside,

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<v Speaker 2>ladies and Jeff when everyone kids Eddie Canner about his

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<v Speaker 2>big eyes, but very seldom anything is said about the

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<v Speaker 2>big hand that he has. It's always ready to reach

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<v Speaker 2>out and give help to some unfortunate person. Anita Ellis

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<v Speaker 2>Singh's toy Land by Victor Herbert.

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<v Speaker 5>Ball joy.

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<v Speaker 6>Step never to pass its birth, and then you drew within.

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<v Speaker 1>The shop.

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<v Speaker 5>John Sigmato line, It's for.

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<v Speaker 3>To night, the stories and the scoffing scrap book of

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<v Speaker 3>fat tire are about Christmas. If you'd rather have the

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<v Speaker 3>deeper type of Christmas stories, you can go to.

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<v Speaker 1>The Dickens.

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<v Speaker 7>Chap your wine the black Market Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>Good evening there, friend, Merry Christmas and welcome to the

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<v Speaker 3>Sweet Tooth Candy Kitchen.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you a battle.

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<v Speaker 1>For shack Nasty?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if I ain't some guy sure running around with

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<v Speaker 2>a horrible name.

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<v Speaker 8>I know, well Ben Ruben the newsboys at me. Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 8>he told me you might have some bubble gumers.

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<v Speaker 1>Run so low note so loud.

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<v Speaker 3>Stepping to the back of the store. We the boys

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<v Speaker 3>just smuggling in this morning. The boys, Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The gum runners. Is this safe at black market?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 2>This is more of a tannetale gray, But I can't

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<v Speaker 2>take any chances just talking out in the open. I

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<v Speaker 2>was run in last week for cutting up extinction cords

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<v Speaker 2>and selling them to near sighted kids for liquorage. Now, well,

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<v Speaker 2>what's on your mind?

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<v Speaker 1>Huh?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I'd like to get a box of bubble gums

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<v Speaker 8>my grandsons for chrystal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, what gold mine do you own? Well? How much

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<v Speaker 2>does it run? Two dollars a bull.

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<v Speaker 1>Two dollars A yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's providing you take a few sticks of the other

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<v Speaker 2>brands of gums.

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<v Speaker 3>See, we're operating the way the liquor stores. Do you

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<v Speaker 3>buy one bottle of good stuff, you gotta get some

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<v Speaker 3>of that butt cut.

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<v Speaker 2>Wood it, you know. You know, at that price I

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<v Speaker 2>can buy.

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<v Speaker 1>A new car.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be surprised how many people are buying gum this

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<v Speaker 2>year instead of car.

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<v Speaker 1>That seems ridiculous to.

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<v Speaker 4>Pay that much.

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<v Speaker 5>Put Well, I'll tell you what I do have.

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<v Speaker 2>You might be interested in some use.

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<v Speaker 9>Bubble gum.

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<v Speaker 3>Might be able to scrape you up a bunks of

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<v Speaker 3>that sporty.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, where do you get it?

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<v Speaker 2>From the seats after it kid his met in egg?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but from the Beverly Hills hitching post to eat it.

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<v Speaker 3>This ain't that rip rap stuff, you know, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know the movie carts, the movie star kids is then

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<v Speaker 2>they're difference. You know, as soon as the sugar's out

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<v Speaker 2>of the gum, they're ready for a new chew. They

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<v Speaker 2>don't go in for the sport of blowing it and

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<v Speaker 2>popping it.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I guess i'd better get some of the fresh

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<v Speaker 8>bubble gum. Good for you, Good for you Christmas on

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<v Speaker 8>cons that's right here we are. Well, now tell me,

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<v Speaker 8>Are there any instructions for the gum? My grandson's only

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<v Speaker 8>four years old and he's never seen anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, all he has to do the boar bubble is

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<v Speaker 3>to breathe through the nose and out through the mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be showing you get that straight, because if he

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<v Speaker 3>does it the other way around, he's gonna be in trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, I'll give you. I'll give you a demonstration. One

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<v Speaker 2>size head does your grandson's hat?

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I want to give you an idea of how

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<v Speaker 3>the bubble gum is going to look hanging out of

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<v Speaker 3>his kisses. You see, if it's not just right, the

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<v Speaker 3>size is not right, the loss is too great. When

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<v Speaker 3>it popped, it gets in their hair, all over their faces,

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<v Speaker 3>shuts off their breathing. Well, he wears a size three hat.

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<v Speaker 1>What they kid got for a head?

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<v Speaker 2>Grape fruit? I'll have to chew this stuff up around

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<v Speaker 2>and get some of the kinks out of it. Oh there,

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<v Speaker 2>what my fun?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 9>Watch this button?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey?

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<v Speaker 4>It has nice texture, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 10>Fifty one gate.

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<v Speaker 2>Makes a nice your bubble? Don't you think.

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<v Speaker 4>You better step back?

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<v Speaker 2>This may be a little moist orized. Well, would you

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<v Speaker 2>mind if I a step into the throom. It's it's

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<v Speaker 2>getting on my coat, the twentiest singing. Poppa's out of

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<v Speaker 2>my head, getting fight of here. And I knew if

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<v Speaker 2>I stayed in this business long enough, I've blow.

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<v Speaker 1>Him a top.

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<v Speaker 3>Chapter two.

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<v Speaker 7>Christmas is even the stage brush country.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoo whoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you just say stop? That's why?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, don't the town look pretty? I like the way

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<v Speaker 2>they got them trees decorated hanging from him here it

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<v Speaker 2>is Christmas evening. I'm penels. Ain't you going to spend

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas with you?

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<v Speaker 4>That?

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<v Speaker 2>No, they won't let me.

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<v Speaker 1>And alcatrac No, is he still on the rock? He's

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<v Speaker 1>been there ever since? It was a bebbel.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I remembered you this time, dead eye.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh, here's a little present for you, but don't open

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<v Speaker 11>until tomorrow because they set to go up until then.

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<v Speaker 1>That's mighty sweet of you, Brian.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel pretty bad though I didn't get you nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>How would you like a new car?

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<v Speaker 1>Why show? Here's some viable bill's gonna keep you alive

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<v Speaker 1>that long? Hey, look over there is a bank.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go in and get some money.

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<v Speaker 3>And give it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the bank is closed.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I wasn't going to make out a withdrawal clip.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I forget it because dead I it's Christmas.

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<v Speaker 11>You don't have to prove to me that under that

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<v Speaker 11>dirty shirt beats a good heart.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's why I want to get you something, Bob,

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<v Speaker 2>and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't want it. You don't know what it is. Twenty

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<v Speaker 1>years in this state in.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I won't be no trouble at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, there's only one cash in there, in there with

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<v Speaker 3>all that lettuce.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, but that's old Tim Hotnett, one of the best

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<v Speaker 11>shots in these parts.

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<v Speaker 3>Here for their partner. I'm the best shot in these parts.

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<v Speaker 3>Watch me like my cigarette shooting it.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's kind of shot, though. You better watch you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer the difficult shot. Shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, things didn't smell too good around here anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>You come on now, just go over there that bank

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<v Speaker 1>clerk oh by himself.

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<v Speaker 11>Now, yeah, well, I'll tell you what. You take your

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<v Speaker 11>deck of CODs and deal a poker hand. Now, if

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<v Speaker 11>I get the best hand, we'll forget about robbing this bank.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's funny. Neighbor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there you are five for me and five for you.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got three ages?

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<v Speaker 2>The two came well, santy Claud came early. I got

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<v Speaker 2>a pair of sixes.

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<v Speaker 11>Man, a past six is gonna beat two kings and

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<v Speaker 11>three ones?

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<v Speaker 2>These do they got pearl handled?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You show his lover. Now, climb up there and keep

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<v Speaker 1>them covered.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is he cold?

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<v Speaker 1>Get climbing?

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<v Speaker 2>Willis merry Christmas?

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<v Speaker 1>Merry Christmas? Drink a tree. Don't say that on Halloween.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh gee, I plumb forgot to tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is a stick up.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, we'll take that.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh, get out the cutting me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, don't lay there, get on your horse like me,

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<v Speaker 2>and let's get out of here.

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<v Speaker 4>Now for the final act of The Red Skeleton Show

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<v Speaker 4>from December twenty fourth, nineteen forty six, Chapter.

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<v Speaker 7>Four, Christmas Eve in a child's herd, a home with

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<v Speaker 7>a tree, the warm spirit of love and a child

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<v Speaker 7>is truly the meaning of peace, honor, goodwill toward men.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder where Julire is.

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<v Speaker 9>He never stays away this long a pat What did

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<v Speaker 9>you get Junior for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 8>I got him what every boy like him should have,

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<v Speaker 8>my dear, a muzzle with straight jacket to make.

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<v Speaker 3>Path.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't, so what's wrong with it?

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<v Speaker 6>I got him the same.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing, by the way, is the boy hung up his

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<v Speaker 9>Every pair he has doing quite hops to the windtop

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<v Speaker 5>And your safety belt there he is now over there?

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<v Speaker 2>Well where the bins?

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<v Speaker 9>Where did you get all those passes?

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<v Speaker 1>Not showed out?

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<v Speaker 10>Not show it out?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm being followed, Judy, there's a man out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to heavens.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he wants to kidnaps you know? Jup happy?

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<v Speaker 1>Where have you been now?

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<v Speaker 2>Need the corner drug store? Yeah? Have you been worried

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<v Speaker 7>Have you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I went down there and I thought I never

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<v Speaker 2>get waited. Gun. Hey, you don't have a charge of

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<v Speaker 2>count at your drug store?

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't you know?

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<v Speaker 7>You? Just now?

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<v Speaker 9>I hope you didn't give him a lot of trouble at.

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<v Speaker 2>The drug store. They kept me waiting, show you on that.

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<v Speaker 2>When I finally did get waited and I fixed him, boy,

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<v Speaker 2>I bought a box of Bobby Paint and made him

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<v Speaker 2>gift wrapped ever you want to. That was very nice

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<v Speaker 2>of you.

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<v Speaker 9>But do you think Santa Claus would do if he

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<v Speaker 9>heard about this?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. I didn't get to see him this

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<v Speaker 2>Let it get back to him. I don't care. No,

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<v Speaker 2>was bad and he had any idea you're bringing me anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Just tell him to forgig about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna wait up for him when you're not looking.

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<v Speaker 3>I gonna grab him and push him in the closet

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<v Speaker 3>and knock.

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<v Speaker 2>Him in there. And they're not going to beat a

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<v Speaker 2>noos handy. I'm not going to have big looking win dudes.

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<v Speaker 3>But he with fans on him, great big spike boy,

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<v Speaker 3>and they will sneak up and I'm not looking.

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<v Speaker 1>They will.

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<v Speaker 11>Kill me.

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<v Speaker 9>Do No, it's all right, No.

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<v Speaker 7>It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I said bad thing about ny J.

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<v Speaker 9>Don't worry about did he will forget you say lights

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<v Speaker 1>What I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a good You can serve me for dinner tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that's enough. Now, what did you buy for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you buy me? Jun?

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's you never guess here.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like a tie box.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's what I thought you think it was.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're going to be surpied when you open your

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<v Speaker 3>uptional little grandson.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm doing his own shopping, you know, Pat. It's things

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<v Speaker 9>like this that makes me sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I ever grew up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you didn't grow up, Grandma, You just grew out.

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<v Speaker 8>Well Burner, my dear, we've taken our age gracefully, still

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<v Speaker 8>young and hard. One nice thing about our age. People

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<v Speaker 8>no longer tell us we're getting old.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, very sweet of your pat.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy he's bucking for something. Christmas spirits got him last me, Grandma,

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<v Speaker 2>He said, you help poor Revere sadly horse.

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<v Speaker 1>I was only telling the boy a bedtime story.

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<v Speaker 2>J Have you know I'm not that old?

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<v Speaker 9>No, Hey, your braces come on, polls off conting.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's time for you to go to nine three.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is the knife when.

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<v Speaker 11>Said it lost?

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't care. Who are hot people?

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<v Speaker 9>I take this popcorn ball.

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<v Speaker 2>You might want to know on something? Did you make them?

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<v Speaker 2>Y Well, it's all assumed you. I just knowing the

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<v Speaker 2>bed poles. It's easier on the chine. Oh no, I

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<v Speaker 2>start chewing them and I wind up gumming them. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>good night, Grandpa. I hope Stanny Clok bring you what

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<v Speaker 2>you wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 4>I asked him to bring me a new Buick Roadmaster.

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<v Speaker 2>Critic a maroon with white wheels. Yep, the cockbo shupping

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<v Speaker 2>down when.

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<v Speaker 1>Shy, Oh you dreamer.

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<v Speaker 2>You you know I was going to get a new

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<v Speaker 2>bell and howl camera, you know, but every to replace

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<v Speaker 2>you Brownie. Yeah, but every time bell put my name down?

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<v Speaker 2>Howel rub it up? You're stalled long enough?

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<v Speaker 1>Hurry off to bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, Brownie is due here now. Well, I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>you'll be coming here. I've been pretty unbearable. Lad, he's

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<v Speaker 2>pretty fair. I think he'll overlook a few things. Confusion. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but when I close my eyes and see always things.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy who wrecked this year? I sort of put that

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<v Speaker 2>atomic bomb in the firecracker class.

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<v Speaker 7>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Mary question, Mary.

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<v Speaker 10>Christmas, here's somebody up on the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's downstairs. You're downstairs. I better go down and

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<v Speaker 2>see who it is. I wonder what time it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe to stick up the car? Got both hands straight up?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's me? Popka? And I'll sneak down and sell them away?

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<v Speaker 2>I will I fly down the banister and then.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't hear me.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot coming more comfortable with Pagama.

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<v Speaker 3>John, Oh, look who you sleeping? You carried the Danny

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<v Speaker 3>knows I'm going.

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<v Speaker 1>To pull his beard. And he was really here.

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<v Speaker 2>The build really connected door. Why I pull it these

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<v Speaker 2>ears too straight out?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, junior, why aren't you in bed?

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<v Speaker 10>It's late?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you reindeers broke me up. I didn't think i'd get.

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<v Speaker 1>To see who this year? Right? I missed you down

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<v Speaker 1>the department store. Here sit on his lap.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, you you're is door?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? Who built you?

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<v Speaker 2>Shimming boy? You look like a family skee bottle of catch?

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<v Speaker 2>If you guys go blood shot blimpy? Oh boy, how

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<v Speaker 2>come you went to sleep in the big chair.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this is the last house on my root. I

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't sleeping, just resting my eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking is you tired, Kenny, clud.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not tired, disillusioned.

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<v Speaker 3>For years I believed that everyone lived with the spirit

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<v Speaker 3>of giving in their hearts for three hundred and sixty

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<v Speaker 3>five days a year, not just at Christmas time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you don't know the half of a candy clod.

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<v Speaker 2>You already sneak up on around summertime. Boy, it's getting show.

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<v Speaker 2>People don't even shake hands anymore. You know they can't

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<v Speaker 2>get a good enough grip because of the grease palms.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you don't know the hack of it. Kenny,

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<v Speaker 2>you had tears in your eyes you smoke burning them.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I've been thinking, maybe it'd be better if I

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<v Speaker 3>stopped coming back. Oh, stop trying to bring the spirit

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<v Speaker 3>of giving into the hearts.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shany clok, you can't do. Yeah, you gotta come back.

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<v Speaker 3>So many people you argue, not for what you bring them,

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<v Speaker 3>but because you your humber of goodness. But only for

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<v Speaker 3>a short time. Tonight I passed the grave of a

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<v Speaker 3>boy who fought and gave his life. Tonight, I passed

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<v Speaker 3>the park bench where his brother sleeps. Tonight I passed

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<v Speaker 3>the house of the man who made both possible. Like

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<v Speaker 3>a miser, he's trying to hold the precious destiny of

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<v Speaker 3>his fellow men, worshiping not the spirit of Christmas, but

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<v Speaker 3>kneeling to the power of greed, haunting the wheels of progress,

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<v Speaker 3>betraying all the right to a free government, belittling those

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<v Speaker 3>who gave their lifeblood for peace on earth, goodwill toward men,

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<v Speaker 3>wishing a merry Christmas to no one.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, I think it'd be better if I never came

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<v Speaker 1>back again.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, pe cany clues he'd be better, Nick, here, it

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<v Speaker 3>will well, I'll think it over.

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<v Speaker 1>Just remember, Junior, greed is the greatest weapon of war.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, Ramo cons Chin Snake.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I was getting along. Oh say, I almost forgot

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<v Speaker 1>to ask you what do you want for Chris?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, now you are going to playing the main goodness

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<v Speaker 3>for who. I ain't been very good this year, and

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<v Speaker 3>I won't ask for anything. That'll probably be the best

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<v Speaker 3>thing I've done this year.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you've been that bad.

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<v Speaker 2>You is tired, didn't you?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Just reach in the back and get whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, anything will beat that piece junk you.

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<v Speaker 1>Brought me that year by that was a joke, it

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<v Speaker 1>is now.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, what kind of book is this?

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<v Speaker 3>What kind of books you like to have? It seems

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<v Speaker 3>like a lot of folks are asking for comics books

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<v Speaker 3>this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they've been so hard to get during the war.

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<v Speaker 1>They all went there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Mary Cobley, I gotta be going, and my wife

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<v Speaker 3>will be wondering what's becoming?

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<v Speaker 9>You have that trouble too.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll run upstairs and.

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<v Speaker 11>What you take of this?

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<v Speaker 2>Boy? Oh boy boy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Look at them reindeers. They look like pony with hall

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<v Speaker 2>trees in their heads.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel much better.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be watching my day were report for more brotherly love? Sure?

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<v Speaker 5>Half along?

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<v Speaker 2>I give me back. Then Gordy very quick, m Mary

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<v Speaker 2>quick quick,