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Speaker 1: means a lot to us. All three. Let me see
Speaker 1: you may ingest thou may ingest satchel of Richard's Oh
Speaker 1: that's kind of cute.
Speaker 3: Do you like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not so like out there like that one
Speaker 1: shirt you wore, like I bleach my butt for this
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Speaker 3: Oh I bleach my butthole for this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. We love having
Speaker 1: you here with us. Elvis is here, Eric Rimmer's here,
Speaker 1: my co host producer, Brian is here.
Speaker 4: What I got to see everyone's tamu picks.
Speaker 1: Do you care to give a comment of any kind
Speaker 1: without giving anything away? I don't know. Go ahead.
Speaker 4: I think each of you have one really good item,
Speaker 4: well what really good in quotations. However, I think as
Speaker 4: a whole, I think Laura's is probably better ship. But
Speaker 4: I think both of you could up it quite a bit.
Speaker 4: I think what I saw overall, Oh, I only showed you.
Speaker 4: I think I think that's it.
Speaker 1: And I didn't show you all of it, and there's
Speaker 1: a whole storyline.
Speaker 4: I think you guys can both do better so far
Speaker 4: from what I've seen.
Speaker 1: That's two people.
Speaker 3: Now, Oh shut up, key.
Speaker 1: I this is my Christmas present from you, Brian, thank you.
Speaker 4: Let me Eric, let me give you a piece of ice.
Speaker 4: Your bottoms need to be ramped up in I guess
Speaker 4: i'd say offensiveness.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh shit.
Speaker 4: Laura's got your beat in that category.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't even wait. This is our
Speaker 1: hideous TMU Christmas Contest, second annual. The loser, which means
Speaker 1: the person who well the winner is the one who
Speaker 1: bought the worst stuff for the other person. The person
Speaker 1: who loses has to put on the all the garb,
Speaker 1: hold all the stuff whatever, go to Vonn's and walk
Speaker 1: around the aisles and talk to people on video and
Speaker 1: we will show it to you. And it is so
Speaker 1: freaking awkward. I had to do it last year in
Speaker 1: the Chicken Sox and man, oh man, your faces were
Speaker 1: you guys wanted to die just ride along with me.
Speaker 1: But it was pretty funny. But I'm gonna love seeing
Speaker 1: you walk those aisles.
Speaker 3: And I will love seeing you walk those You're scared.
Speaker 1: I see it in your eyes. You're a little frightened
Speaker 1: because of what Brian said. Now Eric does though, Uh, okay,
Speaker 1: well good. I'm happy for him that he on one thing.
Speaker 4: Well, I only have one thing of yours I thought
Speaker 4: was particular.
Speaker 1: I didn't show you everything, but I.
Speaker 4: Think you probably show me your best.
Speaker 1: You can zip it right now. I'm over it.
Speaker 4: I'm about right.
Speaker 3: I think I think Brian's right too.
Speaker 1: What that I don't even know.
Speaker 3: You probably showed him the best you've got.
Speaker 4: I think both of you did.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I bet you did.
Speaker 1: It's in the presentation also, and I it really is.
Speaker 1: It's not whatever, Okay. Anyway, that's coming up, not this
Speaker 1: coming Monday, but the Monday after that. Coming up on
Speaker 1: Monday or Tuesday or next week, Comedian Mal Hall is
Speaker 1: coming into the studio to judge our stand up comedy contest.
Speaker 1: We've been talking about it for months and months. You
Speaker 1: guys have been chicken to do it because the loser
Speaker 1: has to do uh set at an open mic night,
Speaker 1: and you both refuse to do it, like wholeheartedly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I still do so well that we'll have to figure
Speaker 1: that out. But I mean I tried. I was at
Speaker 1: my mom's house and I tried to Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: let's start pen to paper, let's just start writing stuff
Speaker 1: out ideas blank paper. I couldn't figure out how to
Speaker 1: craft uh a stand up joke.
Speaker 4: I mean this was your idea.
Speaker 1: I know, I know it sucks to be but I'll
Speaker 1: figure it out.
Speaker 4: I just want to point out this is one of
Speaker 4: those things where if we all do bad, it doesn't
Speaker 4: make it funnier.
Speaker 1: It makes it awkward for everybody, which makes it great.
Speaker 3: Taking the stage and open my night, Laura Case.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well, Mal Hall comedian will save us
Speaker 1: because hopefully he'll bust up some jokes. He's so funny,
Speaker 1: he's so he is skyrocketing, He's going to be huge.
Speaker 1: I mean he's shopping one of his live shows to
Speaker 1: Netflix right now. He has a residency at the Lafayette Hotel.
Speaker 1: The coolest place.
Speaker 4: I just went there actually again place it's awesome. Uh
Speaker 4: for dinner or for I went to their restaurant. Yeah,
Speaker 4: kyot that place is hella expensive, but damn is it good.
Speaker 1: Yeah? How much did you spend?
Speaker 4: I think there were two of us and it was
Speaker 4: like two hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Wow, but worth it?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, the atmosphere and that you know, did you walk
Speaker 1: around the browns and stuff?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's crazy busy because that's also like people treat
Speaker 4: that place as just an actual bar to go to.
Speaker 1: So it's a bar, a restaurant, there's a pool, it's
Speaker 1: a hotel.
Speaker 4: There's a jazz club. Yeah, well, there's two restaurants. There's
Speaker 4: also a bowling alley.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's like so random.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a it's cool. I love that place. I know,
Speaker 4: so busy. Though it's very expensive too.
Speaker 1: They redid it all right, and it's okay. So anyway, Malhall,
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Speaker 1: And so that's coming next week anyway, you both claim.
Speaker 1: Oh first, let me do this real quick. I'm just
Speaker 1: going to show you how obvious it is if you
Speaker 1: use chat GBT to write stand up because I did.
Speaker 1: I tried this. I tried it honestly because I was like,
Speaker 1: how am I going to do this? Why don't I
Speaker 1: just use this? So I'm going to say stand up
Speaker 1: routine about being broke?
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh I can do better than check tvt on ape,
Speaker 4: that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Here we go. This is the first This is the
Speaker 1: first BALLI Hey, everyone, how's it going? So let's talk
Speaker 1: about being broke. You know you're really broke when your
Speaker 1: bank account looks like a horror movie, just a lot
Speaker 1: of negative numbers and a sense.
Speaker 4: Of dread that doesn't really quite make sense.
Speaker 1: I mean the other day I went to the grocery
Speaker 1: store and had to make a decision do I buy
Speaker 1: a loaf of bread or a gallon of gas? And
Speaker 1: I thought, well, I can always make toast on my
Speaker 1: way to work.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Then there's the classic broke person move that all just
Speaker 1: have water at restaurants. You're just sitting there pretending you're
Speaker 1: on a health kick while you're really just don't want
Speaker 1: to explain why you're ordering the free stuff. See this
Speaker 1: is bad. Oh wow, this is not working. You're really
Speaker 1: gonna have to be creative.
Speaker 4: Actually, I put while you guys are talking, I actually
Speaker 4: had put a couple of things in. Okay, mine is
Speaker 4: significantly better.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, what did you put in there to make
Speaker 1: it better?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What was your topic?
Speaker 4: I just put, right me, a short stand up comedy
Speaker 4: routine with observational humor.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it was pretty vague.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I got there's a couple of good ones here.
Speaker 4: Some of these are not that great, but they're a
Speaker 4: lot they're a lot better than that. These punchlines at
Speaker 4: least make sense, like this one's like you ever notice
Speaker 4: how phone chargers are like relationships. They start out strong,
Speaker 4: always there for you, fully supportive. Then a couple months
Speaker 4: in they're they They're loose, unreliable, and you've got to
Speaker 4: twist them into weird positions to get anything out of the.
Speaker 1: Okay, better than what I got? Okay, read one of
Speaker 1: the bad ones.
Speaker 4: Uh, some of some of these they all make sense.
Speaker 4: They're just something are not that funny. Then there's coffee drinkers.
Speaker 4: I'm one of them, and let me tell you, coffee
Speaker 4: people are the worst in the morning. Don't talk to
Speaker 4: us until we've had our coffee? What are we were wolves?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: Caffeine is the only thing holding us back from attacking
Speaker 4: you for blinking too loud boom, But it still makes sense.
Speaker 1: It makes sense, but it's not so funny at all.
Speaker 1: Chat gbts ai is just.
Speaker 4: Not funny than.
Speaker 1: What I have from my brain.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to surprise you guys, and it's happening.
Speaker 4: Does not laugh at jokes.
Speaker 1: Stand up comedy isn't like, hey, three men walk into
Speaker 1: a bar. No, it's like you said, observational humor like.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I hope I'm alive next week to do by
Speaker 3: comedy routine for Bellhall? Are you to like?
Speaker 1: Are you okay?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Is your throat?
Speaker 3: Uh? Not yet? But let's wrap this. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: probably get over bait. No, no, no, no idea. Laura
Speaker 3: was gonna try to poison me tonight.
Speaker 1: You need to finish the podcast.
Speaker 4: No, keep it going, Come on here, wait, there are
Speaker 4: more boy. He does look like he's dying.
Speaker 1: Let's just see how bad it gets.
Speaker 3: Oh god, are you going.
Speaker 4: To roll the dice of this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Eric, I you need to go. That's fine, I'll cover
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 3: Thank you. She loves to take a crap shoot with
Speaker 3: my health.
Speaker 4: You're fine, she doesn't really sound fine.
Speaker 3: Fine, okay, Laura.
Speaker 1: All right, So now we're going to take uh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna do a spelling bee, because I believe both of
Speaker 1: you individually have once claimed that you're very good spellers.
Speaker 1: I know he has. I just claim okay, but no,
Speaker 1: you're you just claim that you're super smart.
Speaker 4: I have never said that. Well, you are super smart,
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I'm just gonna give you a couple of words.
Speaker 1: They're not, like, incredibly hard, but I just want to
Speaker 1: know if you can spell them right off the bat.
Speaker 1: How about the word occasionally occasionally?
Speaker 4: Wait? Are we holding these up for.
Speaker 3: You to know?
Speaker 1: I want you to spell it out for me now, Eric,
Speaker 1: you go first.
Speaker 3: Occasionally O C C A s I O N A L.
Speaker 1: L Y good boy, Brian, same.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I had O C C A S
Speaker 4: I O N A.
Speaker 1: L y Okay, good. Rhubarb rhubarb, which I've never had
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 3: Eric, you haven't rhubarb r h u b A r
Speaker 3: B good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I had to r h U B
Speaker 4: A r B. I don't think I've ever actually had
Speaker 4: to spell that out in any context ever. So that
Speaker 4: was a guess.
Speaker 1: That's good, good guess, mischievous, mischievous, Brian, you go first this.
Speaker 4: Time, m I s c h E v I O
Speaker 4: U S.
Speaker 1: Nope, Eric, let's see to.
Speaker 3: M I s c h I E v o U
Speaker 3: s oh.
Speaker 4: Was an I?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I goes first. Oh, oh, rhythm. I always get
Speaker 1: this one always, Eric r h y t h M
Speaker 1: good same. Yeah, okay, rhinoceros.
Speaker 4: Brian, Okay, I'm pretty sure I got this wrong to
Speaker 4: r h I n O c e r O U S.
Speaker 3: Wait. I didn't even finish writing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gave me like no time either. Wait, hold on, okay,
Speaker 4: you go, rhinocerous.
Speaker 1: You were close.
Speaker 3: I know there's an H in there somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right after r Okay, you what did you put?
Speaker 3: I wrote r I n O s O r h
Speaker 3: A U s oh. I don't think that's totally wrong.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think the walnuts are having some effect.
Speaker 1: Our h I n O c e O s.
Speaker 4: There's no U in there. Really just added to you
Speaker 4: and that was it.
Speaker 1: Hippopotamus. Hippopotamus. That's a very long word, Bryan. Oh, he's
Speaker 1: not done, Eric, h.
Speaker 3: I p p O p O t O m U
Speaker 3: S what.
Speaker 4: H I P P O p O t t A
Speaker 4: m U S bingo.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That luck?
Speaker 1: It was an a.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what? Sorry, that wasn't a.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, now it's there.
Speaker 3: I see. Let even read my own writing.
Speaker 1: I see it. Okay, how about wait one of these? Uh,
Speaker 1: this is not this is not hard siege?
Speaker 4: Oh spell a loft time?
Speaker 3: Wait s E I G E.
Speaker 1: What is it again?
Speaker 3: Wait? C oh s I E G.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, there you go. Yes, I caught that. I
Speaker 4: was like, that's not right.
Speaker 1: Okay, occasionally.
Speaker 3: You already asked us that one I did.
Speaker 1: Oh that was the first one we did, Laura, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm telling you I am losing my mind. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that was That was dumb and boring. Now we're
Speaker 1: going to play a game called mind in the Gutter?
Speaker 3: Do I have to who? You have to write?
Speaker 1: No, you don't. I'm going to give you this game.
Speaker 1: Sounds super dirty, but it's not. You're just trying to
Speaker 1: figure out what word I am explaining. Okay, Okay, here
Speaker 1: are your clues. Your name is your buzzer?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I'm just gonna say the answer.
Speaker 1: I get fingered a lot. You like to lick me
Speaker 1: and suck me. After you lick me with your mouth,
Speaker 1: I become sticky.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 4: I don't really finger those I know what I don't know?
Speaker 1: Is it getting worse or this is hang in there?
Speaker 1: We only have?
Speaker 4: Ah, my god, Laura, you are the worst friend ever.
Speaker 3: If I die, it's not.
Speaker 4: On.
Speaker 3: I have a home.
Speaker 1: Do you mean I have allergy stuff?
Speaker 3: Do you have like a ben and droll?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Hold on? Okay, you played this game with.
Speaker 3: Brian?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Or is the worst okay ever?
Speaker 4: Gets sick in front of Laura?
Speaker 3: Don't ever get second. If I throw up, you're really
Speaker 3: gonna that'd be funny in the show. I am hard
Speaker 3: and shiny. You slide your finger into me. You can
Speaker 3: fiddle with me when you're bored a ring good, Brian.
Speaker 3: I am always active and can't stay still. When I'm excited,
Speaker 3: I beat faster. I'm usually on your left side. Hey, buddy,
Speaker 3: don't get annoyed and leave me.
Speaker 4: On your left side. Well, watch.
Speaker 1: How's it going?
Speaker 4: I got one yes.
Speaker 1: Gels?
Speaker 3: Oh that probably?
Speaker 4: I can't believe we are Oh.
Speaker 3: Well, Laura tried to kill me on the air, so, oh.
Speaker 4: My god, and then she was like, no, no, no, you
Speaker 4: can't leave you if you're gonna die if you do
Speaker 4: it here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just die on, Just die on the air, because
Speaker 3: now that's good for ratings.
Speaker 1: When one of your songstresses. Just pretend Carrie Underwood had
Speaker 1: a little bit of an allergy attack while she was
Speaker 1: on stage.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't rush up to help her.
Speaker 1: She would the show would go on. She would work through,
Speaker 1: Yes you would.
Speaker 4: If she had eaten something that was she was allergic to,
Speaker 4: the show would end those they show up like three
Speaker 4: hours late. Anyways.
Speaker 1: His nose is running, okay.
Speaker 4: I can hear him struggling to breathe.
Speaker 3: Here you read.
Speaker 4: You feel bad yet, Laura?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm starting to.
Speaker 3: Children sit there and stare at me. Read the fucking guards.
Speaker 4: Can't you hear how his voices changed to.
Speaker 1: We'll do a couple more. Then this will be like
Speaker 1: the shortest podcast we ever.
Speaker 4: I guess the show must go on.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Eric, I sit right between your.
Speaker 3: Legs, my dick and balls.
Speaker 1: I have two legs more than you. If you ride
Speaker 1: me too long, you might walk funny a bike. If
Speaker 1: you whip me a horse, yay. Oh uh. Even if
Speaker 1: I'm small, I can handle a threesome. Some people aren't
Speaker 1: capable of getting me erect. It's okay to fall asleep
Speaker 1: while you're inside me.
Speaker 3: After you said no one ever, after you get.
Speaker 1: Me up, you should tie me down.
Speaker 4: Tent.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh, look at you, Brian.
Speaker 1: I'm having a long hard stick. All the holes are
Speaker 1: open to me. I'm a long hard stick. When needed.
Speaker 1: Golf club, I go straight into the hole. A quick job,
Speaker 1: just a couple of moves. If not, pull out and
Speaker 1: try again, I won't stop until the job is done.
Speaker 3: Plumber pool stick key.
Speaker 4: Oh oh wait, that doesn't really happen.
Speaker 1: What yes?
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 1: If I start dripping water, that means there's a problem
Speaker 1: with me. Sink grab me, play with me, and I'll
Speaker 1: spray out excitedly. Oh oh's If you're under me too long,
Speaker 1: you'll you will start to shrivel. Shower, You'll need a
Speaker 1: towel after you're done with me. Shower pool similar you're
Speaker 1: on the faucet. Oh, I'm long and round with a
Speaker 1: hole in the middle.
Speaker 4: Donut.
Speaker 1: I can be soft or rigid. When people need me,
Speaker 1: they will suck on me.
Speaker 4: Pass fire.
Speaker 1: If you blow into me, I will make a strange sound.
Speaker 3: Balloon whistle a straw.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm white, long and hard. You can move me
Speaker 1: up and down, but you're better not. When you play
Speaker 1: with me, you really ignite my flame firestarter. When I
Speaker 1: get hot, I'll flare up and you'll feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Light Laura caaneen.
Speaker 1: A candle.
Speaker 4: Oh, you can move me up and down, but you
Speaker 4: better not.
Speaker 3: Just I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm feeling bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you should give progressively less like enthusiastic about these
Speaker 4: dirty little like.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like anything fun. There's no
Speaker 1: fun to be had at this moment.
Speaker 3: I love how Laura tries to kill me on the air.
Speaker 3: Yeah I did.
Speaker 1: I really honestly didn't mean to, and I thought that
Speaker 1: maybe it was just your face looking.
Speaker 4: A little swollen. Actually, look at cheeks.
Speaker 1: His eyes are like two dots from.
Speaker 4: This angle's cheeks look pretty swollen.
Speaker 1: Are you having a hard time breathing a little?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Laura?
Speaker 4: We should this, Eric, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to try to kill you.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I forgot.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, anyway, well.
Speaker 3: You guys, somebody just slid down into fourth place.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'll accept that. I'll accept that. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry this was so short. Eric is dying and needs
Speaker 1: to lay down. Hopefully we'll be back on Monday.
Speaker 3: Hopefully I'll be back. Everybody pray for me.
Speaker 1: We may need to go to urgent care.
Speaker 3: Laura. If anybody who's watching this, Laura tried to kill me.
Speaker 1: You want me to give your mouth to mouth?
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, no, sure, in this state you.
Speaker 3: Could do anything to Oh my god, I know right.
Speaker 1: Okay, we are. We'll be back in full force. No
Speaker 1: nuts on Monday and Tuesday. Next week.
Speaker 3: It's going.
Speaker 1: There'll be lots of nuts, but none ingested.
Speaker 3: Four does does Elvis still have nuts?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: There go okay, fo.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow. Sorry. We love Eric so much they tried
Speaker 1: to poison Yeah.
Speaker 4: So much that she tried to keep making him go
Speaker 4: through it.
Speaker 1: I try because I thought he was being like dramatic,
Speaker 1: but he's.
Speaker 4: Like I can't really breathe. She's like, oh you baby,
Speaker 4: you stop faking it.
Speaker 1: I really did think he's being dramatic, but now I
Speaker 1: don't not at all. I'm getting worried. And you know what,
Speaker 1: love you for listening and watching, love your podcast.
Speaker 3: I love you all. Thank you for watching me for
Speaker 3: five years and we'll see on the other side.
Speaker 1: Oh not like a blie.
Speaker 3: Will you get just made into it necklace type of ring,
Speaker 3: because that's probably coming sooner than listen, Brian, I'm putting
Speaker 3: you in charge.
Speaker 4: Of my ass.
Speaker 1: What elements do you want with it?
Speaker 4: What type of ring for to be like fingers or
Speaker 4: something else?
Speaker 1: Do you want to okay? Ring or a necklace or
Speaker 1: bracelest I don't care what you do. What's your burststone?
Speaker 3: I have to? Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay? Anyway, so pretty and I'll you know what your service.
Speaker 1: I'll have ashes in a bowl just like mine, with
Speaker 1: a little scuper and little fun little bags, and people
Speaker 1: can take a little piece of you, perfect and they
Speaker 1: can have your own, their own jewelry made at doing jewelry.
Speaker 4: I'm going to have a sword made out of your ashes.
Speaker 4: So cool, stab Laura with it? Killing?
Speaker 1: Are you okay to drive you? To drive you home? Okay?
Speaker 3: Are you going to get home? You're not staying up
Speaker 3: my house? God forbid try and kill me in my sleep.
Speaker 1: I am home.
Speaker 4: Oh no, if you took him home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how would you get back?
Speaker 1: I would I don't know. I'd figure it out, Eric,
Speaker 1: I'd make.
Speaker 3: Her uber at a high rate.
Speaker 1: I'd walk, I'd do anything to save your life. I
Speaker 1: already said, love your podcast, your podcast, Okay, love you
Speaker 1: my sweet favorites. Bye, guys, hopefully by would Well, I'll
Speaker 1: be back.