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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology with Lenchin Taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right. Before we get into

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<v Speaker 2>our final batch of videotology, here reminder about some live

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<v Speaker 2>from the Lunch and Taco show. I bet we do.

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<v Speaker 3>It's funny who won yesterday? Listens down in Fort Lauderdale

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<v Speaker 3>on the iHeart app and has been for years and

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<v Speaker 3>she texted in about winning, So congrats to her.

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<v Speaker 2>Hopefully I hope we do have another.

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<v Speaker 3>One'd be good what you got?

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<v Speaker 2>If I told you I was going to a craft

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<v Speaker 2>cinema night, what would you take that without any further

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<v Speaker 2>information as being.

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<v Speaker 3>I would take that as a movie place that serves

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<v Speaker 3>Kraft beer.

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<v Speaker 2>You would think, right, yeah, no macaroni and cheese. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>this is craft with a C. That would be awesome

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<v Speaker 2>if they serve mac and cheese at theater. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think the floors are sticky. Now, now this is

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<v Speaker 2>in Austria, Vienna, Austria. It's the capital of Austria. I

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<v Speaker 2>believe we'd love your You get all the in little cans,

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<v Speaker 2>little wieners and cans. Uh, we're getting off track here,

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<v Speaker 2>which have sometimes are so nasty. Dude, I eat them?

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<v Speaker 2>You like them? I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're in a pinch of the nsausage you work.

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<v Speaker 3>You like spam? Yes, I do like spam, very similar, No,

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<v Speaker 3>just not as salty. Yeah, try one.

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<v Speaker 2>Can jesus, can you tell me what all the wieners

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<v Speaker 2>in the cans are on? You know what we're talking about? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>craft cinema night. Here's the idea with this, you can

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<v Speaker 2>bind two hobbies and one that's enjoying movies and knitting

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<v Speaker 2>craft as in arts and crafts, you bring your your

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<v Speaker 2>your needles and your hooks in your yarn and you

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<v Speaker 2>sit there and I guess they have the lights turned

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<v Speaker 2>up enough so you don't jab yourself with a knitting needle.

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<v Speaker 3>So you can get your normal stitch. Well watching a movie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but like you said, this is just stupid. Then the exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Then the yarn is on the It's going to be

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<v Speaker 3>on the once the quilt starts getting big, it hits

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<v Speaker 3>the floor and now you.

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<v Speaker 2>Eugh, how I'm not ten knitting? How how long does

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<v Speaker 2>somebody who's good at that? My mother in law, how

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<v Speaker 2>long would it take her to make something what would

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<v Speaker 2>be like a blanket or something?

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<v Speaker 3>She could crank a blanket out? I want to say

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<v Speaker 3>in a couple of days. She did it for her

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<v Speaker 3>neuropathy after a cancer treatment, which is great. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 3>it just helps you move your hands off it. She

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<v Speaker 3>was going to sell them down, or she did sell

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<v Speaker 3>them at like you know, like the when they have

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<v Speaker 3>the little in town markets.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm talking about. Get a tent. It's

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<v Speaker 2>hard to compete with the machines that do it in

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<v Speaker 2>a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's hard to compete with the heat, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>sell them here, let's go to the movies. Knit everage

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<v Speaker 3>time to knit a blanket. I can't believe we're talking

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<v Speaker 3>about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Nit art hitting topics that we bring you on it

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<v Speaker 2>every morning basis.

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<v Speaker 3>And by the way, you said stab yourself with the knitting,

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<v Speaker 3>you know it's not They're blunt.

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<v Speaker 2>They have a little weird told you I'm not knitting.

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<v Speaker 3>A beginner could expect to spend anywhere between forty to

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred hours knitting a blanket. Well, experience knitters that

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<v Speaker 3>was knitters might complete one and twenty to Yeah, a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of days are.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna need a whole boatloader. You're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>binge a bunch of movies to even crank out of blanket. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever works for you. There via a Wiener Cantown, somebody

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<v Speaker 2>said knitting around table. Somebody else, try the hot and

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<v Speaker 2>spicy Vienna sausages. They're only seventy and since it went

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<v Speaker 2>to ixy might make the meat report. I have no

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<v Speaker 2>problem putting Vana sausages on the meat Report. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think their price probably fluctuates much week to week. That

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<v Speaker 2>makes a few sense when you're hearing.

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<v Speaker 3>A big hurricane, you don't have any power bit you'd

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<v Speaker 3>eat a little Weeni's in a can then, Patty.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. The use of artificial intelligence AI has led to

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<v Speaker 2>a surge in the sale of sex dolls. Oh, because

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<v Speaker 2>they're enhanced. They say that, these sex dolls. Now, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean we've seen how these things have, you know, been

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<v Speaker 2>developed quickly over the last few years. In particular, now

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<v Speaker 2>when you incorporate AI into him, who needs a real

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<v Speaker 2>woman or man for.

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<v Speaker 3>That matter, but you want some kind of compative, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>companionship like going out to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on just a second there, let's not judge on this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not give me a picture. I'm about to give

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<v Speaker 2>you a picture. And you look up and down what's

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<v Speaker 2>seated at the bar here, and start thinking outside the

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<v Speaker 2>box for a minute, talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Taking inside the box. Looking at that now, see I

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<v Speaker 3>can zoom on, I can't zoom an. My other stories

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<v Speaker 3>attached to that too. I don't want to see it,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's how we do ideotology. I don't know anything

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<v Speaker 3>about it leading into it.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole show that way exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, look at that blonde down towards the end That's

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm saying, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>So I mean, but do they walk and talk normal?

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<v Speaker 2>They're getting to the point. That's the whole thing here,

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<v Speaker 2>as as the development of AI technology continues at blinding speed,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want one to be I suppose, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>could be.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm That's where I'm like afraid of, Like

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<v Speaker 3>what if you get one and oh my gosh, she's

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<v Speaker 3>so hot, but she's high maintain. It's in a pain.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you're stuck with her and she's gonna kill you

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<v Speaker 3>in your sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Possibly.

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<v Speaker 3>I was almost all in and now I'd rather go

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<v Speaker 3>and knit and watch a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm telling you there's I've also noticed that they

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<v Speaker 2>all have one thing in common. They all appear to

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<v Speaker 2>have d cups I know, and are are showing quite

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of cleavage.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I'm wondering when I walk into the bar

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<v Speaker 3>with her, the new Missed taco if pat if when

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<v Speaker 3>we're walking people know and the new Missed look at

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<v Speaker 3>this tool belt over here? And then when she talks

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<v Speaker 3>do they know? Does she Hey, I'm Samantha, you know?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it like one of those I'm yes, they can

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<v Speaker 3>talk and do I guess you can mold them to

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<v Speaker 3>whatever is gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Work for er. I don't mold them to little Vianna sausages. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like so torn on this.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe invite her in into the couple, because then there's

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<v Speaker 3>no you.

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<v Speaker 2>Have to you know, me cheating on her. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>have to list her as a dependent? No, get to that,

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<v Speaker 2>get to that level.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless you do, you have to squirt her with oil

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<v Speaker 3>like that guy from a Yellow uh what was it called?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I almost forget. Yeah, somebody said, and

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<v Speaker 3>you need to clean it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, wash her safe some some strap it to

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<v Speaker 2>your lugging dregs on your car and get through the

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<v Speaker 2>car watch and there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just thinking about a friend being over your

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<v Speaker 3>house and they come over and they're grabbing something out

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<v Speaker 3>of here or trying to help with the dishes.

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<v Speaker 2>They go, oh my god, what did you have in

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<v Speaker 2>therey Samantha Ever, that one you met at the bar,

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<v Speaker 2>that's her. That's great. Okay, And finally there's this TALKO

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<v Speaker 2>for years. I mean, I'm giving you credit for this.

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<v Speaker 2>You advocated for this long before the concept of the

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<v Speaker 2>enhanced games ever was presented by anyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, before you go into it. Somebody just say, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a movie. I thought it was an actual companion. Great,

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<v Speaker 3>go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>The concept of the Enhanced Games now looks like it

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<v Speaker 2>will happen next year at some point, as a new

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<v Speaker 2>cash infusion has been promised by the investment group from

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<v Speaker 2>Donald Trump Junior. His Capitol Group is going to invest millions,

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<v Speaker 2>double digit millions into making the Enhanced Games a reality.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if if these individuals want to do the

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<v Speaker 3>steroids and be the ultimate athletes, we're going to we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna get the win out of this, and they're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have Vienna sauce.

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<v Speaker 2>You're talking about wanting, you know, hey, one million dollar

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<v Speaker 2>bonus for the first sprinter to break the one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>meter world record or swimmer who breaks the record in

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<v Speaker 2>the fifty meter freestyle. Where are you at on it?

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<v Speaker 2>Those type of events right there? In my mind, putting

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<v Speaker 2>a bonus out like that means you are going to

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<v Speaker 2>have to have someone who probably right now is duping

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<v Speaker 2>the legit competition world and hiding they're doping, to come

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<v Speaker 2>over and openly say, yeah, I do this, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>care anymore. World record at all costs. Yeah. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how many people you're gonna get to sign up

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<v Speaker 2>to do that right now. Would be household names in

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<v Speaker 2>any given sport outside of the ones that actually are

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<v Speaker 2>associated with steroid use.

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<v Speaker 3>We have really had a lot of questions of where

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<v Speaker 3>you at on this. First it started with the Ana sausages,

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<v Speaker 3>then went to AI sex dolls. Are you you never

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<v Speaker 3>answered that one?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you? Are you possibly?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Moving on? No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I like getting a new car, No, just the

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<v Speaker 3>old one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my car goes along just fine. I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 2>and okay, well I admit I'm in.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in on the Vienna sausages because I actually like

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<v Speaker 3>them in a pinch, I'm in on the AI sex

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<v Speaker 3>doll replacement plan. And I've got to say, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in on steroid sports, all right. This is like

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<v Speaker 3>this is like going back to the Greek times where

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<v Speaker 3>they throw a tiger against you, you know, then you

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<v Speaker 3>have a ball on a chain. That's the kind of

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<v Speaker 3>stuff We're gonna see guys with veins popping out of

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<v Speaker 3>their eyes and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Greek Roman who's keeping track?

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<v Speaker 3>Rock Station