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Speaker 2: If I told you I was going to a craft
Speaker 2: cinema night, what would you take that without any further
Speaker 2: information as being.
Speaker 3: I would take that as a movie place that serves
Speaker 3: Kraft beer.
Speaker 2: You would think, right, yeah, no macaroni and cheese. No, no,
Speaker 2: this is craft with a C. That would be awesome
Speaker 2: if they serve mac and cheese at theater. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think the floors are sticky. Now, now this is
Speaker 2: in Austria, Vienna, Austria. It's the capital of Austria. I
Speaker 2: believe we'd love your You get all the in little cans,
Speaker 2: little wieners and cans. Uh, we're getting off track here,
Speaker 2: which have sometimes are so nasty. Dude, I eat them?
Speaker 2: You like them? I don't.
Speaker 3: If you're in a pinch of the nsausage you work.
Speaker 3: You like spam? Yes, I do like spam, very similar, No,
Speaker 3: just not as salty. Yeah, try one.
Speaker 2: Can jesus, can you tell me what all the wieners
Speaker 2: in the cans are on? You know what we're talking about? Okay,
Speaker 2: craft cinema night. Here's the idea with this, you can
Speaker 2: bind two hobbies and one that's enjoying movies and knitting
Speaker 2: craft as in arts and crafts, you bring your your
Speaker 2: your needles and your hooks in your yarn and you
Speaker 2: sit there and I guess they have the lights turned
Speaker 2: up enough so you don't jab yourself with a knitting needle.
Speaker 3: So you can get your normal stitch. Well watching a movie. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but like you said, this is just stupid. Then the exactly.
Speaker 3: Then the yarn is on the It's going to be
Speaker 3: on the once the quilt starts getting big, it hits
Speaker 3: the floor and now you.
Speaker 2: Eugh, how I'm not ten knitting? How how long does
Speaker 2: somebody who's good at that? My mother in law, how
Speaker 2: long would it take her to make something what would
Speaker 2: be like a blanket or something?
Speaker 3: She could crank a blanket out? I want to say
Speaker 3: in a couple of days. She did it for her
Speaker 3: neuropathy after a cancer treatment, which is great. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: it just helps you move your hands off it. She
Speaker 3: was going to sell them down, or she did sell
Speaker 3: them at like you know, like the when they have
Speaker 3: the little in town markets.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about. Get a tent. It's
Speaker 2: hard to compete with the machines that do it in
Speaker 2: a minute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's hard to compete with the heat, you know,
Speaker 3: sell them here, let's go to the movies. Knit everage
Speaker 3: time to knit a blanket. I can't believe we're talking
Speaker 3: about this.
Speaker 2: Nit art hitting topics that we bring you on it
Speaker 2: every morning basis.
Speaker 3: And by the way, you said stab yourself with the knitting,
Speaker 3: you know it's not They're blunt.
Speaker 2: They have a little weird told you I'm not knitting.
Speaker 3: A beginner could expect to spend anywhere between forty to
Speaker 3: one hundred hours knitting a blanket. Well, experience knitters that
Speaker 3: was knitters might complete one and twenty to Yeah, a
Speaker 3: couple of days are.
Speaker 2: You're gonna need a whole boatloader. You're gonna have to
Speaker 2: binge a bunch of movies to even crank out of blanket. Hey,
Speaker 2: whatever works for you. There via a Wiener Cantown, somebody
Speaker 2: said knitting around table. Somebody else, try the hot and
Speaker 2: spicy Vienna sausages. They're only seventy and since it went
Speaker 2: to ixy might make the meat report. I have no
Speaker 2: problem putting Vana sausages on the meat Report. I don't
Speaker 2: think their price probably fluctuates much week to week. That
Speaker 2: makes a few sense when you're hearing.
Speaker 3: A big hurricane, you don't have any power bit you'd
Speaker 3: eat a little Weeni's in a can then, Patty.
Speaker 2: Uh. The use of artificial intelligence AI has led to
Speaker 2: a surge in the sale of sex dolls. Oh, because
Speaker 2: they're enhanced. They say that, these sex dolls. Now, I
Speaker 2: mean we've seen how these things have, you know, been
Speaker 2: developed quickly over the last few years. In particular, now
Speaker 2: when you incorporate AI into him, who needs a real
Speaker 2: woman or man for.
Speaker 3: That matter, but you want some kind of compative, you know,
Speaker 3: companionship like going out to eat.
Speaker 2: Hold on just a second there, let's not judge on this.
Speaker 2: I'm not give me a picture. I'm about to give
Speaker 2: you a picture. And you look up and down what's
Speaker 2: seated at the bar here, and start thinking outside the
Speaker 2: box for a minute, talking.
Speaker 3: Taking inside the box. Looking at that now, see I
Speaker 3: can zoom on, I can't zoom an. My other stories
Speaker 3: attached to that too. I don't want to see it,
Speaker 3: because that's how we do ideotology. I don't know anything
Speaker 3: about it leading into it.
Speaker 2: The whole show that way exactly.
Speaker 3: Hey, look at that blonde down towards the end That's
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 2: So I mean, but do they walk and talk normal?
Speaker 2: They're getting to the point. That's the whole thing here,
Speaker 2: as as the development of AI technology continues at blinding speed,
Speaker 2: if you want one to be I suppose, yeah, it
Speaker 2: could be.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm That's where I'm like afraid of, Like
Speaker 3: what if you get one and oh my gosh, she's
Speaker 3: so hot, but she's high maintain. It's in a pain.
Speaker 3: Now you're stuck with her and she's gonna kill you
Speaker 3: in your sleep.
Speaker 2: Possibly.
Speaker 3: I was almost all in and now I'd rather go
Speaker 3: and knit and watch a movie.
Speaker 2: Because I'm telling you there's I've also noticed that they
Speaker 2: all have one thing in common. They all appear to
Speaker 2: have d cups I know, and are are showing quite
Speaker 2: a bunch of cleavage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm wondering when I walk into the bar
Speaker 3: with her, the new Missed taco if pat if when
Speaker 3: we're walking people know and the new Missed look at
Speaker 3: this tool belt over here? And then when she talks
Speaker 3: do they know? Does she Hey, I'm Samantha, you know?
Speaker 3: Is it like one of those I'm yes, they can
Speaker 3: talk and do I guess you can mold them to
Speaker 3: whatever is gonna.
Speaker 2: Work for er. I don't mold them to little Vianna sausages. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like so torn on this.
Speaker 3: Maybe invite her in into the couple, because then there's
Speaker 3: no you.
Speaker 2: Have to you know, me cheating on her. Do you
Speaker 2: have to list her as a dependent? No, get to that,
Speaker 2: get to that level.
Speaker 3: Unless you do, you have to squirt her with oil
Speaker 3: like that guy from a Yellow uh what was it called?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I almost forget. Yeah, somebody said, and
Speaker 3: you need to clean it.
Speaker 2: Oh really, wash her safe some some strap it to
Speaker 2: your lugging dregs on your car and get through the
Speaker 2: car watch and there you go.
Speaker 3: I was just thinking about a friend being over your
Speaker 3: house and they come over and they're grabbing something out
Speaker 3: of here or trying to help with the dishes.
Speaker 2: They go, oh my god, what did you have in
Speaker 2: therey Samantha Ever, that one you met at the bar,
Speaker 2: that's her. That's great. Okay, And finally there's this TALKO
Speaker 2: for years. I mean, I'm giving you credit for this.
Speaker 2: You advocated for this long before the concept of the
Speaker 2: enhanced games ever was presented by anyone.
Speaker 3: Okay, before you go into it. Somebody just say, oh,
Speaker 3: it's a movie. I thought it was an actual companion. Great,
Speaker 3: go ahead.
Speaker 2: The concept of the Enhanced Games now looks like it
Speaker 2: will happen next year at some point, as a new
Speaker 2: cash infusion has been promised by the investment group from
Speaker 2: Donald Trump Junior. His Capitol Group is going to invest millions,
Speaker 2: double digit millions into making the Enhanced Games a reality.
Speaker 3: I mean, if if these individuals want to do the
Speaker 3: steroids and be the ultimate athletes, we're going to we're
Speaker 3: gonna get the win out of this, and they're gonna
Speaker 3: have Vienna sauce.
Speaker 2: You're talking about wanting, you know, hey, one million dollar
Speaker 2: bonus for the first sprinter to break the one hundred
Speaker 2: meter world record or swimmer who breaks the record in
Speaker 2: the fifty meter freestyle. Where are you at on it?
Speaker 2: Those type of events right there? In my mind, putting
Speaker 2: a bonus out like that means you are going to
Speaker 2: have to have someone who probably right now is duping
Speaker 2: the legit competition world and hiding they're doping, to come
Speaker 2: over and openly say, yeah, I do this, I don't
Speaker 2: care anymore. World record at all costs. Yeah. I don't
Speaker 2: know how many people you're gonna get to sign up
Speaker 2: to do that right now. Would be household names in
Speaker 2: any given sport outside of the ones that actually are
Speaker 2: associated with steroid use.
Speaker 3: We have really had a lot of questions of where
Speaker 3: you at on this. First it started with the Ana sausages,
Speaker 3: then went to AI sex dolls. Are you you never
Speaker 3: answered that one?
Speaker 2: Are you? Are you possibly?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Moving on? No?
Speaker 3: No, I like getting a new car, No, just the
Speaker 3: old one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my car goes along just fine. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: and okay, well I admit I'm in.
Speaker 3: I'm in on the Vienna sausages because I actually like
Speaker 3: them in a pinch, I'm in on the AI sex
Speaker 3: doll replacement plan. And I've got to say, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm in on steroid sports, all right. This is like
Speaker 3: this is like going back to the Greek times where
Speaker 3: they throw a tiger against you, you know, then you
Speaker 3: have a ball on a chain. That's the kind of
Speaker 3: stuff We're gonna see guys with veins popping out of
Speaker 3: their eyes and stuff.
Speaker 2: Greek Roman who's keeping track?
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