Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome back to that nineteen What a lovely
good time we're having it. I should probably change which
music starts up at this point in the campaign when
that starts, because like this is maybe not the total piece.
This this lovely, this lovely calm music starting up. Maybe
maybe we maybe I should say it so that it
starts in with.
Speaker 2: Maybe if you have anything, Oh, we're screwed, babe.
Speaker 3: There it is yea peace local.
Speaker 1: I mean, if we're being if we're.
Speaker 4: Real, ye what I was just gonna say the thumbnails
sick as fuck?
Speaker 3: I would absolutely get that tattooed on me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's wild. I mean if I wanted, if
I wanted to use a song that says you guys
are gonna get screwed, it would just be this again.
Speaker 3: Yeah you son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: It starts with musical screaming.
Speaker 1: A welcome back into that nineteen Gilligan's grave. You're back
here with us. It's we. We're the wea that we're
going to keep on being. We've been here being us
for a while and we've probably gonna keep being being us.
Unless you're scarns, then you might stop being you at
some point might become Gotham, but pending that pending becoming Gotham,
it's us where we were the wea that we're going
to be. And you're back here with session twenty eight
of not nineteen Vestige of Gilligan's Focus. How you do
look hanging on Focus? The time is today. Today we
will be doing this stream and then immediately afterwards we'll
be doing a pre recorded one for next week. So
if you tune in for the next game after this one,
please note it will be pre recorded because some of
our people will be out of town. They will be
off at a con, and you know what, this might
be a good time. Briefly, if you're going to Sacchino kon,
maybe you should be informed of that. Anna, I tell
them about the twinkie.
Speaker 2: The twinkie, it's.
Speaker 1: A reference to a thing. Tell about your stuff.
Speaker 2: Uh, then you're going to.
Speaker 1: So find them there? Where do you do you know what?
Speaker 2: I don't like it?
Speaker 5: I don't like it?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: Where do we know?
Speaker 1: Do we know what?
Speaker 5: What? What?
Speaker 1: Days? They can find you doing panels?
Speaker 7: Okay, so you can find us. It's a Chino con
on the fifteenth to the seventeen.
Speaker 1: F recall whatever I goddamn one in this holy ship.
Speaker 5: In the window an god, you tell himino.
Speaker 7: Con is a local is a small I think I
heard relatively small, but it's it's it's up and coming again,
at least in Victoria, in Victoria, Vancouver Island and BC
on heck, in February fifteenth to the seventeenth. I'm going
to be there with our hecan resident. I'm buy it
by any fairy finy Hayden Devilsila Aaria. We're gonna be
doing a panel on youtubing. We're not sure yet, we
haven't started. We're gonna do our joint project the last
minute like good people.
Speaker 3: Yes, everybody over, that's so real.
Speaker 7: So yeah, Hayden's also gonna be doing signatures and selling
prints and stuff. I probably won't because I don't know
how to do any of that stuff yet. Okay, yeah,
I gotta I have to. I have to figure out
how I'm gonna I'm gonna do that. And also, since
I'm a lot smaller, I we don't have to get
into that. Actually, Okay, that's gonna break my car. That's
gonna kill me. Yeah, so it's gonna it's gonna be
a hecking good time. We're gonna be freaking being there.
You can say hi or freaking buy a print from Haiden.
You can say hi to Hayden. You can say now,
or you can say hi to Hayden. And it's gonna
be my first time being at a con, so that
like well like guesting at a con. I've been to
cons like twice. But yes, it's gonna be hecking with
a lot of fun. And I know if you guys
are in the area that you'll be able to check
it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so go do that. If you're gonna be a
sequino khn, go and do that. Do the thing. Go
to the place, Hi to the people, go up, walk
up to them and be like hi, and then run away.
Speaker 3: It's just like put me on the spot and don't
want to say hi.
Speaker 8: We were talking about yeah, you know that, you know
that parasite the maximum like lock.
Speaker 9: In, Oh, yeah, this is that, except instead of like
goofing around, it's panic and then serious.
Speaker 1: Yeah totally geez heck in. Yeah. So that okay, So
other news and like yeah, as Anna said, you could
also bump into Acilla there and you'll know what that means.
So I don't need to say what that means. Y'all
know what that means. Beyond that, this month, I'd like
to remind everybody that Lana's Vault is going to be
coming out the fifty some page Splash Guide. That's gonna
have a whole bunch of extra subracism races, well not racist,
just subracist subclasses, a game, a bunch of spells, and
like eight creatures in it, which are all neat, I think.
And that's gonna be the start of a quarterly tradition
where we're gonna be releasing splash books based on Somnus
Dominus stuff. And the next one will probably be bigger
than this one. That'll be coming out on Drive through
RPG around the fourteenth, assuming we get all of our
art assets in by then, so keep your eye up
for that. And then at the start of next month,
our next Kickstarter begins, which I'm feeling very confident about
and I'm hoping goes very very well considering how many
people are following it already. But that begins, so you should, uh.
I don't think I have a link down below the
Twitch player for that, but look in the YouTube chat,
look in the YouTube description go on Kickstarter, look up
zach Aalta's Exo Lunar collection. It's because I always have hiccups.
Speaker 6: Go do that.
Speaker 1: Beyond that, beyond that, I think that's Does anyone else
have anything that they want to plug at this time?
Speaker 2: Fourth Wall, Gilligan's Grave stuff, we have it?
Speaker 1: Which I Is there anything that's not? Is there anything
that's not like the same thing we plug every week?
Anything new, anything like urgent, anything that's coming on cool?
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Speaker 1: I'm just like, look at the wall before you get me.
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Speaker 3: Go look at the other wall.
Speaker 1: I don't even know to look at it. It's in
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Things just show up on the wall. I don't do them.
I try to cover the wall. The wall gets uncovered.
I don't uncover the wall.
Speaker 3: Very nice because now I believe I think.
Speaker 1: Gonna get in we've done. Hopefully that confirms we're still
on that train. Still there? All right, here we go.
I want to see I want to know. Can you
show me? I want to know what happened last session
of game. I'm gonna roll my dice and then you're
all gonna yell over each other to tell me what
happened last game Carrie.
Speaker 3: Now, y'all know as.
Speaker 4: A unit helped me the fuck out. Okay, things I
remember about the what happened to me?
Speaker 3: Uh jail.
Speaker 4: I really fucking regretted not taking the benching door when
I had a chance. And I'm really bad with names.
What's the name of the big scary, fucking put together
zombie dude, Bill Grace?
Speaker 1: Bill Grace?
Speaker 3: But but Bill Grace? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but villain.
Speaker 4: It was all like Scarn likes you, right, and I
was like, yeah, man, I'm Scarn's fucking favorite dude. And
then he was like, okay, then you can come convince
him to be our bad guy. And I was like, ah, ship,
you know what, Scarn fucking he hates me. He doesn't
like me at all. And he's like, okay, well we
can still use fucking leverage. And I'm like ash ship
and then Pepper.
Speaker 3: Was like fucking Laurie, God damn it.
Speaker 4: And then I got dragged off and fucking yep, and
they were crying.
Speaker 2: They were very upset about it. They tried to say
was very sweet, no.
Speaker 3: And then I got taken into a room full of
fucking peeps.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: And in the meantime, uh, fucking Desmond and Lilia are
doing their best to get fucking help and I I
don't know exactly where they but where are y'all going to?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 3: Are you trying to find us? Okay?
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to get help and then
find us, but you're gonna be here. Yeah, y'all fucking
met up with us around the end, I remember that much.
Fucking and then sort of and then fucking.
Speaker 3: They were all like scarn, don't you want to be
a bad guy?
Speaker 4: And was like, but come on, be cool, and he was.
Speaker 10: Like mm hmm, yeah, I'll do anything for you. I'll
even jiggle my boobies in your faith for you. He
was resolute, likens.
Speaker 3: He was so strong.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: And then we all got taken into some horrible ceremonial
fucking looking room with a cult in it. I think
pretty much all Pepper spying Peppers and our little kid
Saudria Forum fucking spying trying to get.
Speaker 3: Fucking infoneh oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Fucking buckethead was also like fucking I like, read it
out your mom, and I was like, fuck you.
Speaker 3: And he knows a lot, he knows some ship, but
he's all fun.
Speaker 2: Let Laurie get some punches in. That's just true.
Speaker 3: It's true. It's very true.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And now we're all in the big cult room and
they're all like starring. We're gonna fucking funk up this
kid if you don't become Gotham and he's like a
ship and Laurie's all like, don't do it, don't don't
do it, my man.
Speaker 3: That's kind of where we ended.
Speaker 1: It's all like hour we ended, not at all.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't rember remember the.
Speaker 8: Probably not our terrorist showed up.
Speaker 4: All right, I got we got saved, We got saved,
everything resolved.
Speaker 3: I just remember the bad ship man.
Speaker 2: He hasn't saved you yet.
Speaker 3: He hasn't saved me yet.
Speaker 4: A big explosion went off because I'm on the fucker
has my rock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he exploded it.
Speaker 3: It's gotten Yeah, exploded my rock.
Speaker 2: I sniffed him out.
Speaker 3: You did? You did? Kicked me that motherfucker. We'll get
him for.
Speaker 1: That kind of did.
Speaker 3: Like, Come on, that is failure? How dare you?
Speaker 2: That is failure?
Speaker 3: On failure violence, that's.
Speaker 1: Not cool.
Speaker 8: Right on the chest area of the animal to push.
Speaker 9: Them out of the way because you can't let go
and if you're holding like move.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 1: As a broad that was functionally, that was functionally what
happened as a broad description of last time.
Speaker 6: Uh, you all woke up.
Speaker 1: In different sequential orders. It turned out Lilia and Desmond
had been saved by the giant Cappy bar and known
as Bagel because Lilia had jumped with Desmond off the cliff.
They went to the the sanctuary of Chan Kara Gosh,
where Sutoon had been defending it. Linnell was recovering those
two realized what was going on. They found out that
the Academy was going to be coming into town later
in the evening, and so they went off to the
crack Rot where people were being kept because they figured
when the Academy shows up that would be the most
distracted the cult, now in control of the town, would be,
So they went there. They tried to find the terrorists.
They were like, he's not in this little forest area.
Where do you go? They couldn't find Leyuna either, and
they're like, where's Leyuna? They we were told Layona was
heading towards it.
Speaker 8: Where are they?
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Scarn woke up had a conversation with Conglo, who
he thought was gonna sell. Conglo was like, would it
be so bad if you became Gotham? I mean, because
you might make a deal with them and then what
do you One might still be like you right? And
then I was like, you're talking to yourself and the
Scar was like no, yes. Mihn Terras came in and
was like, hey, here's the thing. I could become Gotham,
or you could become Gotham. And if you became Gotham,
if you hate me, you could fucking do whatever you
wanted to me, And if you didn't hate me, you
could do whatever you want to me. And that's cool.
Imagine all the revenge you could get it and all
your friends would be with you forever. Anyways, become Gotham.
She then was like, well, if you're not going to
become Gotham, I know where the next temple is. I'm
gonna head off to the temple. I'm gonna go down,
I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get the
colin dright and bring it back, and we're gonna use
this whole town as the ritual to make one of
us Gotham. And then they left. Following that all the
stuff that carry mentioned happened. Bill Grace came in was like, hey,
two things. First, do you know anything about where Ethicus is?
And they're like no, We're like, ah, fucking neither do.
We wonk a donk. Second, one way or another. You're
gonna help convince Scarn to come to our side. We're
gonna kill you guys one at a time until he
realizes he could become Gotham and bring you all back.
Is undead anyways, come with me. Meanwhile, also also Buckethead
on the side, insisting you get his keyback because he
knows all the secrets but can't talk about them because
his head's not clear, you guys. The Pepper then snuck
out as a fox as everybody was brought to what
should have been Lawrence's execution. Incoming Desmond, Lilia and Bagel
running through the tunnels to the crack Rot emerging on
the slope that leads up to this introductory area where
Bill Grace is like, check out this kid, I'm gonna
kill him. I'm gonna get him. I'm making a point.
And then Heckin Cathos showed up invisible with the rock
that he so desperately wanted and loved, and he sacrificed
it to save our young man.
Speaker 2: Smelly.
Speaker 1: Also, Leyuna had impersonated one of the cultists, had joined
up with Scarn and as soon as everything went down,
they're like, all right, let's go, let's do this. We
come into that chaos, the detonation of everyone being blown
back in this slope like area that leads out of
Slash into the crack Rod. If you were to be
on the main map, you would see that the area
we are currently in if I get the main map up,
it's not important that you do, just so you know,
we are basically, oh, it's not letting me, oh no,
let me drop pointers. Come on. You are basically here
at a slope that if it were you guys were
to keep going down it, you would exit out into
the tunnels. Lilia and Desmond and Bagel, who runs a
giant cabby bar running behind you. You guys would see
far ahead of you. You would vaguely see this all
going on. And then the explosion, this flash of light
that at first is just a blinding ray of blue
light that becomes this prismatic spray, an energy that reminds
you of the same confluence of magical energies that you
experienced when you were in the temple fighting against tennis Stein.
You see this explosion, Viill Grace is knocked back, Lawrence
is knocked back, rolls a little bit down the hill.
You see Cathos appear, just fly back. Ragdall to just
no ability to control his body in mid air, just
blok and just flies backwards, hits the ground, rolls silence, silence,
followed by an extended from Cathos on the ground. There
are cultists in the area. To give a better description
of where you, guys are, there are slopes up on
the sides of you where there are ridges where if
one were to climb up there and follow them. There's
a series of caves that are used as cells. There
is a path that is carved heading up to the
interior of the crack rot, which again is this underground
labyrinth of stone and caves and tunnels. I'm going to
share a map map with you, guys. Here's a map map,
not a map map, some map map which you can't
see much on at the momo. Let me just get
it set up properly on the viewer side. Some of
you should be able to see on it, some of
you can't. It is quite a large map map. Even
moving around, it's proving to be slightly different. True, it's
a big map map. There are firepods that are arranged
around around the area. Some of you scarn Lawrence and peer.
I have removed from your inventory everything that you would
not have. It's still in there, so if you get
it back, you can just re equip it. But anything
that you had taken from you is not on your person.
Speaker 2: Wait.
Speaker 1: I'd like to know as this moment is happening against
this blast of energy occurs, as Bill Grace is knocked
back and collides you with a slope that is behind him,
I want to know, what do you what does anybody
want to do? What are their immediate reactions to all
of this? And as I say that Lawrence wrote me
a constitution save oh damn you to hell.
Speaker 11: So you're saying I don't have any of the stuff
I wouldn't have, meaning I do have my stuff because I'm.
Speaker 4: Next to He's right, we have all of our things
also seventeen for an eighteen total.
Speaker 1: Well, DM pushes up glasses. You guys have you guys
have your armor and basically nothing else.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean my equipment, still says you'll notice that.
Speaker 1: It says you're not carrying any of it in your inventory.
Speaker 12: Yeah, buttons, I put an unarm strikingly all right, But
you know there's there's some perhaps things you could do
about that.
Speaker 11: Who's to who's to say?
Speaker 8: Really?
Speaker 1: Who's to know me? No?
Speaker 8: I don't know things.
Speaker 9: I know what was it will be not what it is,
excepting about a thing or two.
Speaker 8: Well, there was an explosion in a tunnel in front
of a child. Uh can I get my ship?
Speaker 1: Gimme so really quickly, as they're about to rush forward
as this is happening, we'll say that, just like as
the explosions happening, you just have mind interaction where you're
just like, do you have anything? Leona just very quickly says,
I tried to find your things after I infiltrated. But
they were already gone. That said they're going to pass you.
Uh you're not. You don't have proficiency with firearms, so
you wouldn't be very good with those. They pass you,
they slip you. As this explosion happens, they just pulled
from their cloak out a short sword they're going to
give to you.
Speaker 11: I'll make it work.
Speaker 1: I don't throw a short sword in your inventory and
will pop up. Luckily those are decks based and you're
a dex boy.
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, get them.
Speaker 11: I'll make it work.
Speaker 1: Yep. Let me just grab one short sword.
Speaker 6: Boom.
Speaker 1: I threw a short sorready into your inventory and where'd
it go? There? It is? It is equipped short sword,
and you guys are like rushing forward.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean there's there's no way I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I'd like everybody for the purposes of what we're doing,
to roll initiative.
Speaker 2: Oh god, doubt it. I didn't know we were imagined.
Speaker 8: Just oh wow. I mean.
Speaker 1: Make stments heel faster.
Speaker 3: What I was like, Lily a role for initiative, but
he can.
Speaker 1: I'll roll your initiative for you, Anna, and then you
can react to stuff once you're back, and if you
get back before your initiative comes on all the one.
Speaker 3: She's gonna caught you.
Speaker 1: It's true, she will. That's not a one. Is tell
you what if you get back by the time anything
really happens happens with your initiative, then you can uh,
you can reroll that.
Speaker 3: Oh it wasn't good.
Speaker 1: It was a twelve. It was a twelve total twelve.
Speaker 3: Still there's still last in this.
Speaker 2: Let me just I love that you're making drama out
of nothing, Carrie.
Speaker 3: I'm here for a bitch, I'm fucking here for it.
Speaker 1: As I like stirring Desmond, I'd like a perception check
from you as you enter.
Speaker 8: A total of sixteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, As you and Lilia and Bagel run up on
and begin entering into the area, you hear the clattering
of wood and bones, and you quickly look up, recognizing
this sound. You see lining the upper area here, which
is about twenty feet up the upper edge of those cliffs.
You see that lining them there are a series of
what appear to be animated skeletons that are aiming short
bows preparing them. I'm going to make them visible in
a second. But as you watch them, and as you
see smoke beginning to clear from the explosion up ahead,
which had drifted down into the tunnel. You see that
there are a series of robed figures who are also
descending down toward the entrance where you are, and among
them there is one figure that, for a second it
seems auspiciously short compared to the other ones. And as
they come into view, exiting the smoke, you hear the
clicking of a of a revolver, and you hear the
familiar voice of one of the former governors yelling out
at you, yelling.
Speaker 6: Stop Desmond, if you know what's good for you, and.
Speaker 1: You see for the first time since you had arrested them,
you see Richard Morlane surrounded by several cultists as I'm
going to make a lot of things visible on the map.
Speaker 4: Ahn Jesus Christ, Oh my god, it just keeps going.
Speaker 3: Logan stop stop.
Speaker 6: Logan, logan.
Speaker 2: I I took a short restory, Nohart stuff.
Speaker 3: I am in critical condition, I have spell slots.
Speaker 1: I'm fucked making these jokes right now, peb So as
you rush forward, you see Richard Morlanes flanked by two
skeletons on the other side, and two other decay cultists
with them. They have a revolver pointed out toward the
three of you. They have a pained, disgruntled look on
their face. They look like they haven't been treated very
well in their time that they would have spent in
the crack rod. They take several steps forward and it's
like I told you that you could have been on
the other side. I warned you that all of this
is going to happen. And now look at where you are. Oh, Desmond,
you should have listened.
Speaker 8: I don't know. I find my company a bit more attractive.
Speaker 6: No chances this time kill them.
Speaker 1: You have your full turn, Desmond, do what you wish.
Speaker 8: I am gonna.
Speaker 9: Uh, We're gonna start by moving there. These braisers. How
big are they?
Speaker 1: They're pretty big. They're like seven feet wide, like they
are massive. This place is large and dark, and these
things were built almost like submerged a little bit into
the ground to light this massive, massive area.
Speaker 8: I'm going to poor casts. Let's move that because they're
gonna advance. I'm gonna cast spike growth.
Speaker 1: Cool. Could you as you do that, could you throw
in the chat again just so I can briefly look
at the spell.
Speaker 9: Again, spell and give it to the chat I will
then dart behind the brazier.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I'd say if you're wondering about a height,
it's high enough that it covers you, so you would
have three quarters cover behind it.
Speaker 8: Awesome. Ah, and that's.
Speaker 1: Me all right. What did you roll on that constitution
saviors earlier, Lawrence eighteen eighteen. That's pretty good. Okay, so
then you can do whatever you want. You are prone
on this your first turn, just so you know. But Lawrence,
I'm gonna try to knock off Mike as I move
the map here, Lawrence, you find yourself recoiling from the explosion.
You weren't sent flying as far as vill Grace, who
was like sent like fifteen feet back and collided with
and made a little DBZ style crater in the slope
where he is. But you see him getting up just
like as he seems to crack parts of his body
back into place. You hear a groan behind you as
you see Cathos lying conscious but like a dad, it
really doesn't want to get up on a Sunday.
Speaker 8: Just leave me, you.
Speaker 1: Start running, don't don't don't leave me, don't leave me.
Speaker 3: What do you want?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: My gosh. Several several cultists seem to be coming to
the area. A bunch of them lay dead, A bunch
of the ones that have been surrounding you laid dead
around you. But about four of them are getting a
sense of what happened? What do you wish to do?
Speaker 3: Fuck? I'm really worning on empty. My man, oh fuck,
oh my god, this is so upsetting me. As Carrie
I have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to reroll your initiative since.
Speaker 7: I'm back, I'm sorry I had to potty.
Speaker 1: That's ok. You go ahead and reroll it if it's
above Lawrence says, Oh, look, it's worse than what I
got for you.
Speaker 2: Remember fuck, oh you were icarous. You flew to close the.
Speaker 7: No, I flew too close to that fucking twelve.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: So the struggle that I am having is that I
literally have one first level spell slot and one second
level spell slot left.
Speaker 1: And remember you can't cast anything.
Speaker 4: Material I know, and like, I think your wounds is
just erble and somatic. It is, so I could I
could help this boy up, but then I have one
fucking spell slot left, or if shit really hits the
fucking fan to get my fucking homies up.
Speaker 2: I don't think we have options, Laurie.
Speaker 4: I know, dude, whatever you do is up to you.
Speaker 1: Just by the way, Lawrence, real quick switch that. I'm
going to switch a thing out on your sheet, cure wounds.
I'm going to switch it out for the zagalta version
of cure wounds.
Speaker 3: Oh, whoa, let me look at it.
Speaker 6: Removes no wounded. Yeah, won't.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of what we were talking about the
other game. It's two D spell casting, and then every
level it casts up gets another two D eight. Also,
there's a instead of upcasting to increase the healing. You
can every level up above first you can have you
can use it to have people recover from combat fatigue.
You can also cast the spell at a range instead
of as a touch spell. That's away for one level, up,
two thirty feet away for two levels, up sixty for three.
But those do take the place of the increase.
Speaker 8: Huge.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's fuck huge, just fucking huge.
Speaker 3: Bitch, I'm gonna.
Speaker 6: Follow.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 3: Oh I can't just leave you help him up?
Speaker 1: Yes, you can run like to Cathos and help him up. Yeah,
you a you rush over to him, I'd say, let's say,
just to be kind bonus action help him up. Uh oh,
thank you pull him up to his fee. It would
have been smart of you to leave me here, but
also it would have been very stupid of you to
leave me here.
Speaker 4: Well, I you know, I've never done the smart thing,
but that was what I was gonna say, and I
was gonna sound really cool, but then you had to
say that second thing whatever, Like how's he looking like healthwise?
Speaker 1: Is he's super fucked up? He looks pretty okay, he
looks more just winded by being caught in the blast.
He looks down and you he like grabs you with
his arm very like with me, just like puts his
harm around yours, not like a firm grab, but just
a kind of in that way that he has never
managed to come off as as charming as he's meant to.
He like looks down at you with his devilish eyes,
and he's just like it's gone. So I won't be
able to find the second temple, but I know how
to get to the first temple. So if you want
to get there, you need me alive. Okay, I'll do
my best.
Speaker 4: I'd really like for all of us to be okay.
Speaker 3: Fuck, Okay, you were very very kind of you. Let
me bonus action that soul.
Speaker 1: How far away these boys from me? Make sure there
within ring?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I got him.
Speaker 4: I can thundertongue can trip and it's only verbal. So
and sixty feet in this motherfucker's twenty five.
Speaker 3: So you're all going to see a lot of this fight.
Speaker 1: God points points, but go ahead, make them roll. Okay,
you are you targeting to You're targeting Cathos as well.
Speaker 4: He just said you need a lot I was planning.
Speaker 6: He fucking grabs you.
Speaker 1: If you want to get to if you want to
get to the test, you're gonna need me A lot
flies into the air. It's like it's a Foosta rawing.
Someone in Skyrim just ragged holes into the funs.
Speaker 4: Like, oh my god, I can't believe I told him
that whatever choice you made was the correct choice.
Speaker 1: All right, this is gonna make us save this.
Speaker 6: Coultists Yeah awesome, Yeah.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: It's a noise just you'll need me alive. Lawrence opens
their mouth.
Speaker 4: Oh how much should they fail by?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: They what is the d C it's fifteen? Right, they
failed by.
Speaker 3: Fails by five points? But what is the d and it's.
Speaker 1: Fifteen they failed by exactly five.
Speaker 2: Oh they're prong baby, all right?
Speaker 1: What is that one that was nineteen?
Speaker 3: Is it one D ten or two D ten?
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to add your level I think should
be Yeah, I think I think so.
Speaker 3: I mean, sick, sick die.
Speaker 1: All your cantrips should be upgraded their with the first
up grade. I care what is this fucking backed against
the wall strength? But he's just there, still one arm
on Laurid.
Speaker 8: I gotta find gift.
Speaker 5: For this La.
Speaker 4: I don't know how much help I'm gonna be, Like,
I'm really not empty murders.
Speaker 1: A man I rolled his D one hundred if Gotham
would save him, but a Gotham didn't, and also be
Gotham as a sense of humor because it's a sixty nine.
If he gets b that guy just gets HiT's Likela
stumbles back a couple of steps and then just falls
dead real quick. I gave them this feature where they
can come back as menials, and I'm I don't know
why I did, because it doesn't seem to work. It
doesn't seem to ever work ever. These guys like installed
their badges wrong or something, because it's.
Speaker 6: Just not working.
Speaker 5: It doesn't mean much to them.
Speaker 1: One of them, just one of them looks to another
one in the side seeing the eightieth Cults go down
without getting back up, just looks aside. Does Gotham not
like us?
Speaker 6: I don't do something to.
Speaker 1: Gotham that can't be it.
Speaker 6: I don't worry about it.
Speaker 8: I'll ask him in a week.
Speaker 6: Don't alarm you.
Speaker 4: But I think I might be amazing.
Speaker 5: I like the idea that is not telling them what
to do.
Speaker 1: As a general point, I don't in a fantasy world,
it can be good to be like that God controls them.
Most cults, even at this stage, don't operate under direct
instruction from their gods. They do what they think their
gods would want, just the God. If anyone in this
cult talks to God to Gotham, it would be Ethicus.
But even then probably not. Why would Why would he
talk to him? He's boring, You would talk more to me. True,
it's true.
Speaker 6: I'm kind of cool.
Speaker 1: So that was your fifteen feet of movement, your bonus action,
and your action.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm debating if I should try to scoot with
this man. But I don't know, Like I wouldn't even
know the fucking way out of here. We're absolutely funny.
Speaker 1: You would you would know the way out of here
is that way. You would that way. You would have
a general understanding of the crack rod now that you've
ever been here, but you would kind of know when
they brought you here, they brought you like out of
the external gates. Uh, you'd be like, it's it's that way.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: The like squiggly line is that like a high up
ledge is at like ten feet or yeah?
Speaker 1: So I haven't marked the heights for all of these,
but basically assume that every one of these ledges is
like a five foot descent. Okay, but I'm not gonna
bother messing with everyone's height on the map because then
we're gonna have everybody at ridiculous ones. But just if
winning question each of them is like a five foot drop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just wondering if I could straight line
it or if I need to go like a ram
slide down them there sloped side.
Speaker 1: With this man, Well, I mean on this turn, you've
used all your movement? Have you stood?
Speaker 13: Was the throne?
Speaker 3: You're right, that's what happened.
Speaker 2: That's what happened.
Speaker 3: Sorry, get on done, Okay.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, doky, all right. So a skeleton is
going to go. It's one of the skeletons that is
in the spike growth. So I'm gonna scroll back up
to spike growth real quick. The skeleton, this one has
its short sword drawn. The skeleton is going to roll
a skeleton intelligence check an skeletons a check if you will.
He rolls absurdly good. He rolled like not a nap,
but he rolled like, Hello, skeleton, it seems we've been
costed by a spike growth. It would be highly onto wallcruster,
walk straight through it. Fun fact chap nudges more lane.
That's how I died to begin with. Anyways, he's going
to step out of the back of it because he's
so close to the edge. I'm gonna say he's going
to take one movement's worth of damage. So can you
do two D four to that skeleton one step closer.
Speaker 11: I feel like he had one spike go through his
foot and he's like, oh, I'm gonna take this off
of that.
Speaker 1: Actually no, I would, Oh yes, it's not Would I
take the de scs off that I'd say for this, Yeah,
I would, because it's not like your growth.
Speaker 6: I'm going to go through it.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have the detis on it for that,
just because I don't want to set that precedent of
every squerrevice.
Speaker 9: I'm making attack that makes sense, maam, would be all
right balling buff though.
Speaker 1: Spike growth, get an extra whatever like that. Di got
fucking spike growth. Meta. Uh. It is then going to
swerve around the outside, round the outside, round the outside,
and it's going to get to about here, and it's
going to take out its bow and it's going to
make a single bow attack against Desmond, who is going
to have superior cover. So I'm going to roll it
with that in mind. It's going to fire. The arrow
clangs harmlessly off of the giant the giant brazier that
you are hiding behind. There's a metallic ringing sound as
it strikes at the flames flare up briefly, but you
are not hit. It's gard It is now your turn,
gross you you all right?
Speaker 11: Where am I up here?
Speaker 8: Dude?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 11: I don't want to go talk to Man's because I'm
not equipped. I'm not at the ability. I'm not at
a place where I should be. I mean I want
to be, but I'm not you know what I mean?
Speaker 8: Sucks?
Speaker 6: But have I ever done that?
Speaker 11: Smart things? I don't know? How far is that?
Speaker 8: Forty five?
Speaker 11: That's crazy?
Speaker 3: And then maybe you feel like talking.
Speaker 11: We'll see what happening. Can I faltering fleet you can
fold there?
Speaker 1: You can falter fleetingly?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I could falter fleeting.
Speaker 1: It's like a bonus action. Right, creases your speech, that's
what it does about it.
Speaker 8: It's a free action.
Speaker 1: Actually it's a free action. Never mind that.
Speaker 11: Fuck me, I guess I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1: I am a dummy. I don't know the things I.
Speaker 11: Right spend the focus? How much is that at fifteen
feet plus my normal?
Speaker 1: I guess like it gives you depending on the version
you have in your sheet. The version I remember is
five feet times your proficiency bonus, which is twenty feet.
Speaker 11: I don't know that's twenty. So this what's my regular movement.
I forget thirty buttons thirty okay, so fifty I'm gonna
kill you get them, and then I'm gonna pull up
storm lords might mm hmm because angy mm hmm. Oh
you can I stab them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can stab them.
Speaker 11: Where's my there it is?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 11: I have to I have to wait a second. Close, sir,
I haven't done this in a minute.
Speaker 8: He did.
Speaker 11: I select him, I did, okay, mar thirty, I seventeen them.
Speaker 1: You hit him?
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, I got him.
Speaker 1: You got him with.
Speaker 11: Thirteen?
Speaker 1: All right, you strike, You do thirteen in total damage
to him, You dig it into him, electricity runs through him.
He lets out a electrified scream. You see Bill Grace
turn somewhat slowly as they continue to try to get
onto their feet, and you just hear a paint.
Speaker 11: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 1: That's one of yours. Uh huh again again.
Speaker 11: In the name, in the words of a winter soldier.
Again again, all right, never mind the names.
Speaker 1: Of the winners and the words of the winter soldier.
Speaker 6: Fucking again again, yeap, do it again.
Speaker 11: Again, spind there we go.
Speaker 1: H splash towards him and misses. You drop the blade
catcher with your other hands, swing towards him, hit him.
Speaker 14: Oh goddamn, all right, well you got him.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Damage is damage damage.
Speaker 1: Let me do one hundred, Let me give him.
Speaker 11: Don't do it this time. Oh and Jesus, I'll fight you.
Speaker 1: It doesn't it doesn't go off.
Speaker 6: It's a ten.
Speaker 1: He needed a seventy one or higher. It didn't go off.
He got a ten. It's a one and three chants
and it doesn't help him.
Speaker 3: I know this would make you so sad, but it
would make me really happy.
Speaker 6: But once fight you just won.
Speaker 4: Would be so funny, like Man Gotham and Ship.
Speaker 1: I should have left that body there.
Speaker 2: So far so asking for it by making fun of him.
Speaker 4: Dude, I want, I want to be nice, and then
his place blows up and is my goal.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I think that's it for me, all right.
Speaker 1: Right now, it would have been your bonus action to
do storm lords and you're action to do two attacks,
So cool, cl unless you want a dragon surge, which
is an option right now. Not Yeah, Skeleton Knine is
going to go. Skeleton nine is going to fire their
short bow down at you. I'm going to check how
far away you are. Are you more than eighty feet
from them? You're not. You're sixty five, so they can
attack you normally. They fire their bow toward you. They
miss Cathos, Thank god, Cathos is going to take a deep.
Speaker 3: Break your cat, come momment, you got this?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I've got this? You've got this?
What do you mean I've got this.
Speaker 6: What am I.
Speaker 1: Supposed to do? Help shuffles? I can either get you
and me out of here immediate, or I can give
you a strategic advantage.
Speaker 3: I would prefer the advantage. I don't want to leave
my friends. No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Yes, you don't want to leave even a couple of them. Oh,
it would make things a lot easier if you wanted
to leave even a couple of them.
Speaker 3: I know, but I don't want to leave any of them.
I love them.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, He's gonna leave me a second to
make sure you can do a thing.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is technically not in his kid, but it's
in the theme of his kid. He's going to look
over at scarn be like, we need to get to
your friend, okay, and he is going too technical normally
wouldn't work. He's going to try a little bit of
a hail Mary. He's going to look over toward vill Grace,
who is almost stood, and he raises his hand up
and megans turning it with a closing hand motion that
Cathos does toward Bill Grace, and you just see him
like every confidence is in his eyes, magical energy crackling
across his body and Lawrence standing beside him. You hear
a very quiet please please please please please please please
please please, and he is going he is going to
not succeed at casting old person on Bill Grace. He
just like closes his hand entirely. You see magical energy
wrap around and bind vill Grace, who flexes.
Speaker 4: What if I could give him barnick or anything to help?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: I don't know if that would help though, because it
was a save.
Speaker 4: That he had to make.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Do you have silvery barns?
Speaker 4: I do, but I have very few, fucking spell slass
shamed to waste them, now, do you?
Speaker 1: It's your call.
Speaker 4: I want to save them for bringing people back from
the dead because we're fucking surrounded.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean sure. So what are you
gonna do?
Speaker 6: Fuck?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, no, I'm not using it.
Speaker 2: Young.
Speaker 1: You know what, He's gonna use a use of divine sorcery. Oh,
He's gonna use a use of divine sorcery to give
vil Grace disadvantage on that. So vill Grace is going
to make it, make it again.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: He closes his hand and this is of lightning like
energy surrounds vill Grace and binds him in place. You
see hill Grace put a hand up and just lets
out a as he seems to slow, and Gathos looks
at him with surprise for a second, and then confidence
and then oh good, and then very suddenly, comedically suddenly
starts bolting to where the workscard is. Oh jeez, he
is fast.
Speaker 3: Hey, if you can.
Speaker 4: Get anybody out of here, getting scorn out of here
would be a good idea.
Speaker 6: I need you to come with me. Why huh here? Man,
I need to reach both of you. Come with me.
Speaker 1: That's Cathos's turn, Pepper, what's up? You're a fox right now?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is away?
Speaker 4: And if I remember being Lexi correctly, it's an action
to turn back from a fox.
Speaker 3: Mn is it?
Speaker 2: Oh? It is? I think so mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: Fuck it's real.
Speaker 1: I hate okay you guys. You guys didn't see it.
But I have an extension that whenever someone starts their
turn stealthed it like tells me, like what their their
stuff is? Like what career everyone else? I just got
these wall of fucking references for who can see them
and who can't?
Speaker 3: Gesus?
Speaker 2: Not good?
Speaker 1: Do you think?
Speaker 5: Yo?
Speaker 1: It's really funny you're hidden from everyone except Leyna, who's like,
oh there's a Fox.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 5: Well, Leayuna is boud to be real real confused when
I unfox, I'd like to unin fox.
Speaker 1: Okay, Fox and Fox and can't you're back to normal.
I'd say, given that you're in the open, that would
also unless you do something immediately, I'd say that takes
you out of stealth.
Speaker 4: Wow, Lauren, you should you were actually if you had
Boris actions so true.
Speaker 2: Hard, Yeah, I've never I'm I'll take I'll.
Speaker 5: Take this turn to get positioned. I'll probably use a
dash action. What is it again?
Speaker 2: Console skip.
Speaker 1: At this slash? Yes, that way reminder to make it
into a Yeah.
Speaker 3: I always go to watch that whenever we start.
Speaker 2: Because it's say, oh, okay, you're right, I just.
Speaker 1: Okaying you're going over there?
Speaker 2: I supose?
Speaker 5: I mean I I best to start making my way downtown.
Speaker 2: Is there a chance I can stealth it?
Speaker 1: How much? What's your movement?
Speaker 3: I'm dashing?
Speaker 1: You can dash as a bonus action. No, then you're
not going.
Speaker 3: That you can?
Speaker 2: Oh you're so then I'm.
Speaker 3: Yes, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Yes, I retrace your movement. Thank you? So you're going
over there cool you rush that way, I'd say you're
still in stealth. At the end of this turn, I'll
say you come out of stealth just because you you
popped up your humanoid. There's no real cover. You're kind
of high up.
Speaker 4: So Logan, I know you won't do it, but I
really think that fox and should really be a bonus action.
Speaker 5: I should have I should have said that I was
unfoxing when we had a moment to do something.
Speaker 2: That's my bad.
Speaker 1: Tell you what, tell you what you did that you
have your action go hand? Do you do your action really?
Speaker 3: Logan, that's so kind, Really make you all right? How
can I make.
Speaker 1: One secon? Will I add five more cultist to the map?
I remember, you know? Make you regret that GM.
Speaker 3: You know what an action is?
Speaker 2: An action is an Eldridge blast in disguise.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Make your first one if you're if
you're attacking one person, make your first one with advantage.
Speaker 2: Am I attacking one person?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I would make this first one with advantage?
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, I will you got two beams? Yeah, oh
my god, that advantage.
Speaker 1: It's true. You missed this next one is normal?
Speaker 2: Okay, come on, girly.
Speaker 1: Pop fucking is. They're not paying attention to you. You're
just like and then just a bolt of energy flies
by them and just off scream hair.
Speaker 5: Oh I do ever, however, you're making me look bad
in front of Logan's failure.
Speaker 3: Kathas can't see us like this.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's drike.
Speaker 1: Nice all right, really damage.
Speaker 2: I smite. Wait a minute, no.
Speaker 1: Also, this is one occasion where you'll have to be
doing eldritch blast kind of the traditional like boom like
beam of energy. Way because you don't have a gun.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 2: It's a finger gun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you fire at them, it hits them for damage.
Speaker 2: I still have a It's true.
Speaker 4: I want to use a sound on the soundboard so bad.
Speaker 1: But Logan, it's true, your band, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3: I know that's my turn. That's one note of ultra instinct.
Speaker 1: God damn it. All right, we know that you won't prepare. Okay,
So Lilia, you're on deck, but real quick. Almost all
the skeletons rolled the same initiatives.
Speaker 6: So real fast.
Speaker 1: So first skeleton fires a short bow at Lilia or Pepper.
It fires, it hits Pepper. You take pepper damage. Pepper,
you take maximum damage. You take eight.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is this piercing slash?
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's down to four because of that. Oh
good dog, didn't let me finish with my statement of
getting the eight and then down to four ski Skeleton
thirty is going to go. Not a lot of people
are within range of Skeleton thirty. They're gonna aim at
and Lawrence and fire with disadvantage.
Speaker 2: Oh it could be at y'all.
Speaker 1: They miss Bagel.
Speaker 2: It's not this character, but hit me.
Speaker 8: Bagel.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Bagel is going with. They don't have
a climb speed, so this is gonna be kind of
an action and a thing. They're gonna look around a
bit terrified. They get into a wide stance. That's a
wide stance there, fella. They get into as they look
around and they see the skeletons, and Bagel locks in
and Bagel is going to dash and Begel is going
to use his full fifty feet of movement to go
as Bagel rushes up, climbs up the side of a
cliff and gets parallel to a skeleton Bagel and then
that is going to be Bagel's full turn. But Bagel
is going to look at the line of skeletons running
down this thing and you see this. Their eyes squint
and as if they're a bull about to charge. One
of their claws just scrapes on the ground twice. Skeleton
forty one. Skeleton Party one is the one that's near them.
It's going to fire a short bolle.
Speaker 16: At Bagel Old triple B Big Brave Bean Bagel.
Speaker 1: Triple aerofires it Begel misses.
Speaker 3: Thank god.
Speaker 1: Another skeleton.
Speaker 4: I'm a fucking riot and one of these fucking skeleton.
Speaker 3: Skills Bagel logan.
Speaker 1: This one is also going to fire at Lawrence, but
it's also so far away it's gonna have disadvantage. Another
bow shot fires at Lawrence. This one hits. Oh no, Lawrence,
you take seven damage.
Speaker 2: I have four pitpoints.
Speaker 1: One of the skeletons that is the other skeleton that
is in the spike growth is going to go and
this skeleton is going to go ahead and make an
in skeleton's check. These are some smart ass skeletons, but
this one's not smart enough, I don't think so this
one is going to take out its boat. It's going
to take once. Could you just roll two D eight
for me, Aaron, and I'll count it. This one takes
enough movement to realize that it is bound and it
is difficult. It takes six so it goes down by that.
It's then going to stop and it's going to fire
its bow up at the only target. It has a
really really clear line of sight too. It's going to
fire with disadvantage at Bagel. Lilia. You see the skeleton
fire at Bagel and it misses. Oh an attack was
rolled into the tower. Oh yes, that makes sense. Decay cultist.
They they do know if they move its bad news bears.
They are going to attempt to roll out of the
side of the spike growth. They're going to shift. They're
going to do the six feet are the five feet?
I'd like you to roll two D four Aaron ball right,
mm okay, they take four damage they roll out of it.
That will be difficult to rain to do the five.
So they would have a total twenty feet left. They're
going to take out their sickle and they begin that's
twenty five feet. We want to go back a little.
They're going to start rushing towards Lila. Weapon drawn another
skeleton or we're getting there. We're getting there, Lilia. We're
almost at you. This skeleton has a clear shot at Desmond.
But but but but it has disadvantaged to range.
Speaker 2: Heard it misses.
Speaker 1: Finally more Lane is going to go, and then it
is Lilia. The growth almost overtakes them as like no
chenses get them. The vines grow up the bramble's coat
around them, and you see them disappear.
Speaker 6: Here dog walk.
Speaker 1: Where he is going to pop out the back Roll
me two D four again, because he's going to just
sort of pull himself out the back with the thorns
pulling on him as he does so. Five damage sucks
to suck ah is He's going to spend fifteen feet
of movement to get out the back. As he does this,
he's gonna you hear him breathing heavily as if that
was a lot of work. He is going to then
cast He's going to use invisible art on account of
what he is, and he is going to turn quickly
invisible and he vanishes, and then who knows what he does? Lilia,
your turn, Fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm all the wall.
Speaker 7: I'm all over there.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, there is a lot of people.
Speaker 7: There's I'm just now looking at this. Why are there
so many people here?
Speaker 3: It's real bad. We're in travel logan's a meani, but
that is what this is? You Mmmm, that's I was like,
why do I have? What do I have?
Speaker 6: Why is why am I?
Speaker 3: Why is there just a classroom of zombies?
Speaker 1: Here's educated, it's like gentrifying, but through undead then it's
not the same.
Speaker 2: Well they're gonna learn today.
Speaker 3: I tell you what we must be.
Speaker 7: We must be in the States because it's in a commissa.
Speaker 6: Whoa, whoa, So what do you do?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 6: True?
Speaker 1: There is one running at you. There's a that circle,
there is the spike growth spell produced by Desmond, and
then that one that's outside of it is like that
one cultist is rushing toward you with their weapon drawn.
Speaker 7: Okay, the one so it's twenty one is the one
that's charging towards me.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, yeah, I believe me.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, because he's a ways a way still.
Speaker 7: Alright, So let me look at my speech. My speed
speed whereas must feet is forty. I'm a fast one,
new me, but not fast enough because you'd still be
ten feet away if I use my full movement. Uh,
I'm gonna have to use my full movement first thing.
Speaker 1: So forty feet towards him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, forty feet towards that.
Speaker 7: Okay, forty feet towards um. I don't really want to
use more movement, but it's not only much I can
do because I have to close these gaps.
Speaker 8: Do you have any virtuous flora than anything that gives
you any more movement if you use like spells or something.
Speaker 7: Uh, well, the flora the flora doesn't do that.
Speaker 3: The branches probably do.
Speaker 7: Dash as a bonus, you know what you could I'd
have to use a spell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could cast if you wanted to, And I'm
not telling you what to do, but you could cast
to Mama's aeropaul then just attack things from range.
Speaker 7: I could, but I still only have two spell slots.
Speaker 1: That is the state of your existence that will always
be true.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So that's where it's like, I kind of really
got to think about what like.
Speaker 1: That, especially because there's so many ranged enemies up on
the little cliffs here and Tomorrow's air hail. You keep
it for like a minute.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but there's also a classroom of zombie toddlers here,
and they're all gonna want to bonk me and break
my concentration that I'm not good at keeping logan.
Speaker 1: That's true. That's the truth. That's the thing that is true.
Speaker 7: You're right correct, Yes, And so then what I'd be
doing then is I'd be doing an archer play and
being a melee fighter at a distance.
Speaker 1: The facts about the lorax.
Speaker 3: Uh, I think I'm just gonna end my turn.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna use your action for anything.
Speaker 7: No, I don't want to use my spells right now.
Speaker 8: And there's oh yeah you can do that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't have a lot of ammo on that either.
Speaker 9: You can also hold an action if they get close
enough to you. If you want to wait to melee,
I can do that. You can hold You can't hold
a full action, but you can hold a single attack
and then just be like the next enemy that comes
within range attack.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, yeah, I'll do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're holding that, you'll have to use your
reaction to do that if they do. Got it? Okay,
Bill Grace, Bill Grace is good. Turn the map so
it's back up around where he is bright. So that's
a long hallway of stuff. Bill Grace is going to
attempt to move. Let's see does he have anything that
can aid him? And this is time of need. Not really. Uh,
so he is going to make that saving throw again.
So I wish I had programmed it on to be
an auto thing. He's gonna make a wisdom save. Okay,
what is okay, Thos? What is your DC? Buddy? You
do spells? You do spells good sometimes even what is
your DC? Mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmm. Okay. So
he goes going to clench his hand and he shakes
off the effect old person is broken, but that does
take his full turn. Yeah. You just see him looking
over as he's running towards scarn hand out just a nuts.
Uh why do I have two bill graces on here?
M okay, you know what ud one second I remove
one of them. Boom decay called is ten?
Speaker 6: Kay, Colt is ten.
Speaker 1: He's gonna go ahead and he's going to do you options.
He's gonna could you roll four D four Aaron. As
he attempts to escape from the stuff eleven damage, he
is going to pull himself with very little movement to spare,
only five feet left. He's going to pull himself from
the spike growth and he is going to move his
five feet outside of it. As he looks like he
was almost torn to shreds by it.
Speaker 6: Decay CULTI vibe.
Speaker 1: He is going to look up at the person what
shot him, and they are going to dash and they're
going to rush up toward you, Pepper. They are not
going to attack on account of the fact that they
need to attack with their main weapon to do a
bonus action attack. I think yes so, but he is
going to rush towards you. Sickle drawn and held up.
You see necrotic energy coating one of their arms. Skeleton
thirty nine is going to attack the kapy Bara.
Speaker 6: Bagel.
Speaker 1: It'll have disadvantage due to range unless and I guess
they would do this. They run a step forward enough
that they will not have disadvantage on this attack. As
they're going to aim, They're going to unclick disadvantage. They're
going to shoot their short bow. They shoot their shot,
they hit Bagel gets struck by an arrow, taking eight damage.
Show Layona's turn kind I will try to rush through
these as quickly as I can. Layona, seeing what is
going on, brings out their weapon. They look over towards Scarn.
They raise their rifle briefly as if they are going
to go to aid Scarn, and then they're going to
scuttle off to the side here and there instead going
to take out their rifle and they're going to start
taking shots at these skeletons. How far does your revolver go? Yeah,
they're all too far away. They kind of roll off
to the side, get cover on the slope. They're going
to fire a two skeletons. I'm just going to target
them and do both at the same time, just the
same time. Boom, they fire both hit. They shoot a
two skeletons with their rifle.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Both of the skeletons are blasted away off of the
cliff that is up above them. They are both killed instantly.
Speaker 5: Tell the.
Speaker 1: Two where's the other one? Where's the other one? I killed?
Let it go there, it is dead. That is going
to be Luna's turn. Decay Cultist four, which one is four.
They are going to roll me two D whoops, roll
me two D four Aaron as they also step out
of the growth. Six they take six damage As they
rush out of the growth, they step out to the side.
That's ten feet of their movement. They're going to start
rushing toward where you are. They're going to use their
action to dash to get a total of fifty feet.
You hear the pattering of steps as someone is running
up to and around the brazier. Brazier that you are
the brazier who.
Speaker 4: You have to unclip ites.
Speaker 8: I hope there is.
Speaker 1: Y'all got cities down there. Unfortunately move Ferris left earlier.
Speaker 11: Uh so skeletally fortunate, that's very fortunate.
Speaker 1: Expression tours fucking all right, short bow fire at Desmond
from where he is. They miss good decay cultists seventeen
is going to rush over toward Lawrence. Lawrence.
Speaker 6: They rush toward you.
Speaker 1: They bring out their sickle, they bring it up, they
go for a strike on you, They bring it down,
they miss you. They use their offhand attack to make
a second one. They swing the sickle again. Sickle comes in.
Speaker 6: And it's another miss?
Speaker 1: Is it it is? It was kind of like cock
so I didn't know for a second, but it would
either it was either thirteen or a four, and it
ended up being a four seven. That's why I did
that noise. Unless you want it to hit, I can
insist it.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: I don't, no, no, no, I don't. I just want
to play fair.
Speaker 1: DK called this twelve. Wait was that twelve. Then what
was the one I was just on? Hold on.
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, twelve, so fucking turns the fuck logan? No, no, no,
twelve is going to also move a total of fifteen
feet to get out of the spikes Aaron, sixty four,
sixty four.
Speaker 2: Get them.
Speaker 1: They climb out and just barely get to the edge
as the growth tears and pulls at their skin. They
do not make it out. They perish before they reach
the edge.
Speaker 6: But you know what that means?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 6: One hundred?
Speaker 2: Roll?
Speaker 1: What if he comes back blessed by Gotham's grace?
Speaker 6: He dies? He dies and doesn't come back. Okay, side,
he's down.
Speaker 1: The menial remains dead, standing in the spike growth.
Speaker 6: Skeleton eleven.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's fucking skeleton eleven.
Speaker 3: So funny. Not a one oh one?
Speaker 1: Did I did I move the wrong one earlier? Who cares?
Roll me? One's the one that's in the spike growth. Yeah, yeah,
it's gonna move out of the spike growth. I'd like
you to please roll me two D four Actually no, wait,
skeleton intelligence check. Does he know what's good for him?
Does he know?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: This one doesn't. It's going to try to take the
most obvious path. It's going to move twenty feet. Okay,
roll me. What is that? Eighty four.
Speaker 8: Two four sixty.
Speaker 1: This skeleton gets pulled apart as it tries to move
through the spike growth. It kills itself trying to take
the most obvious path toward you.
Speaker 11: Damn lightning strike, Desmond.
Speaker 1: It is now your turn.
Speaker 8: I mean it's time for killing Revolver. I got some
bullets left Thi's it for you.
Speaker 9: I'll slip to the side a little bit, make it
easier for me, and I'm just gonna piek herund the
corner and hop him in the chest and see if
he dies.
Speaker 1: Did they have this thing eron where if he kill
them they can revive. It's very scary, very frightening. Your
hit and see the thing about that is you shoot
him and yes, it hits him. It pierces through his body,
but his badge begins to glow and powerful necrotic energies
begin swirling around him as.
Speaker 6: He fucking dies and doesn't up. It's one in three.
Speaker 1: What did I It should be like statistically one of
the ones that died this game.
Speaker 6: We're not done yet.
Speaker 8: We're not.
Speaker 11: We'll see one in three.
Speaker 1: Right, My mistake was it was one in I thought
it was one in three when it was one in.
Speaker 6: Ever, it's one of three.
Speaker 11: He got four more chances, all right, Statistically.
Speaker 2: Carry If I cheer for him, it'll give him bad lucks. See,
I cheer for you often.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's very funny. I get it well shooting who cares? Anyways?
Speaker 8: You hit fifteen.
Speaker 1: Necrotic energy swirls around him, as against all odds, he
does it.
Speaker 6: He comes back as a mean yeah, God for Dave.
Speaker 11: Everybody gets one.
Speaker 1: You know, where where is it? Where is the fucking
where is it?
Speaker 8: Give me?
Speaker 5: Give me?
Speaker 1: We gotta find it, gotta find the sheet. It's not
popping up. We're in it. Decaying menial. I keep I
kept putting two ends in it. That's why. Okay, fucking
here it is. What was his initiative? His initiatives was shaven,
decaying menial initiative.
Speaker 2: Before you get it, yep.
Speaker 8: And hold on.
Speaker 1: I have to roll three D eight to determine his health. Nice, Oh,
you're so good at this. You the best I've seen.
As you shoot him and you kill him, his badge glows.
Necrotic energy swirls around him for fucking once, and his
body is overtaken, his hands coated in this black tar
like substance that hardens onto it. You see his skin
become emaciated, and he looks towards you with undead resentment
in his undead eyes. He's undead. He is for what now? Aaron?
Speaker 15: Yeah, thank you, thank me, all right, you're welcome, Lorenzi turn, Oh.
Speaker 3: Thank me for me. Oh, there's a there's a boy.
Speaker 1: Clothos seems to be rushing towards Scarn with like a
hand outstretched to him, and the others on the staff
kind of pointed back to you with this most like
former tether kind of look on his face.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Yeah, okay, I kinda I kind of
gotta get this fucking dig off me.
Speaker 1: It's foolish child, your words rude. I plan to have pease.
Here it goes making deserve. You got him, you hit.
Speaker 3: Let let's go. How much do you feel?
Speaker 1: By uh? He failed, but he trust me by five.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're here. You're also prone, bitch die if you
lift you this, you're prone.
Speaker 1: Seventeen he did dead energies swirl around him as he dies.
You got your one, as you say, and he and
he dove a Kenes into the distance. You still raw him.
You been getting really good rolls on your damage for
thunder toongue.
Speaker 3: Stop cursing me.
Speaker 1: Those are really good. I'm Britain. That's like exceptional roles
you've been getting. I know you've been having such fantastic Look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can bonus action deflect.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, one HP you have or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 8: I feel yourself.
Speaker 1: It's true. Yourself actually can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't because my action to book.
Speaker 9: Yeah, exact significantly Healthier friends need healing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Aaron, do not know how I work as a healer.
Speaker 1: Kathos is kind of like, look over toward you, Scarn
as this happens, and Seelawrence not run as fast as
he thought. He gives us like eye roll and he's
just like.
Speaker 6: I need you here, huh know you.
Speaker 1: Skeleton thirty five is going to go, uh, Skeleton thirty five,
which is the one that got out of there, It's going.
Speaker 8: That's the clever one.
Speaker 1: That's the clever one. The dandy Dent who died by
Spike is going to get over there is going to
it's going to aim his weapon down and it's going
to fire. Its bow toward Desmond. Desmond your hit. Maybe
you take three damaged Desmond, make a concentration.
Speaker 8: Say check, there's nearly one jail.
Speaker 1: It was what it would have been, true.
Speaker 3: George's kind of It's my turn.
Speaker 11: I'm supposed to I'm apparently supposed to go around here.
I friends, I'm going to move myself over here. I friends,
how are you do? I have any good anything?
Speaker 1: Nope?
Speaker 8: Sick?
Speaker 11: Inventory non existent? And shake hand shake, how you doing?
Speaker 1: Indeed?
Speaker 8: How's it going?
Speaker 1: Gamers?
Speaker 3: God, damn it?
Speaker 11: How's it going?
Speaker 1: Gamers? All right?
Speaker 11: I can't like grab this guy and go somewhere, and
so I'm just gonna be chilling here.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm out those if you can get him
out of here, get him.
Speaker 3: The out of here?
Speaker 1: They all right? That is that you? You get over
to him.
Speaker 11: I mean I'm over here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay. Cathos has turned. Cathos is going to
quickly get up toward the two of you. He is
going to release his staff. The staff is caring, seems
to float in front of him and against channeling magic.
You see him muttering something and like, as you guys twitch,
He's just like, I don't stay still and he puts
his hands out to both of you. He's going to upcast.
He's going to use his effective highest level spell slot.
Speaker 6: To upcast fly the three of you.
Speaker 1: You feel your feet leave the ground ever so lightly,
just just barely, as the three of you will as
long as he retains concentration. You now have a movement
speed of sixty feet and it is a fly speed.
Speaker 2: Oh that's hot.
Speaker 1: Okay, no out, And he is going to like grab
his staff and he is going to superman up into
the air, which on the men look really funny. On
the player's side, just the lies.
Speaker 11: I must go.
Speaker 1: People need me.
Speaker 3: We should grab our tiny friends.
Speaker 1: He looks over toward Luna and he yells down.
Speaker 6: Hey, you, I get my bet. Are you gonna be good?
Speaker 1: And she just like glading more bullets. It's like I
should be fine.
Speaker 6: Also, you can't really help me with that.
Speaker 1: Then though, they point over toward where you are. Pepper,
He's like, I've already saved two of them. I'm gonna
say that you'll use some diagonal movement. You see him
again just put his hand forward and does the does
the like black Adam too close to the face, tracking
shot flight toward pepper fucking Uh, We'll say that if
he did a diagonal, he could do the full sixty,
so he would have had another twenty. As he rushes
over toward you, Pepper, your turn.
Speaker 5: Well, no, one need to take care of this before
this motherfucker gets over here.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 5: I you know what do I roll disadvantage if it's
up close, because it's arranged.
Speaker 1: Yes, unless you ever think that it makes it so
you don't.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I'm gonna unflinching heal that I can. Oh wait, no,
not unflinching heel Oh what is the X escape expert?
Speaker 2: So I'm using my reactions.
Speaker 1: He moves away from you, he like tries to attack you.
You reaction you to effectively disengaged, and his reaction is
not spent. And you've disengaged.
Speaker 6: Got it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna move down here.
Speaker 1: No come back, no come back, come back, he says.
Speaker 5: Eh, that's as much movement as I have left. Oh,
so much does And and I think, let's see how
far am I from other people who can cause problems?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: You how far are you?
Speaker 5: I mean, I've got one hundred and twenty feet, so
I'll take one attack at the one near me.
Speaker 2: And then one at ville Grace.
Speaker 6: O vibe.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna untarget ville Grace so it doesn't hit him,
but go ahead, roll damage.
Speaker 6: Come on, come on.
Speaker 1: Yea necrotic energy swirl around his body as Gotham's blessing
does fuck all.
Speaker 6: He dies.
Speaker 2: You think that, Cathos, that's fine from the hip.
Speaker 5: That should another and it's gonna look like it's bad
to hit Kathos.
Speaker 2: But it zooms past him.
Speaker 3: It hits hill.
Speaker 1: Great, Cathos is thirty feet up.
Speaker 2: Oh well, it'd be fun It would be funny.
Speaker 1: Though you're fired at him.
Speaker 6: You like a lot bit like a ball, that is yeah.
Speaker 2: Come on ten? Ten? Oh so close though.
Speaker 3: Eight that's really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you fired at him and hits him. He's still
on the ground. To oh, I should have a disadvantaged technique.
I don't care whatever.
Speaker 6: You hit him a.
Speaker 1: Different all right, all right, now we're back in that Lilia.
You're on deck, but there's a lot of skeletons. First, Pepper,
or should I say Cathos. You're being attacked by a
short bow. This could be really funny. That's a miss.
An arrow flies by Cathos, who breathes a gratuitous sigh
of belief, just as that's him. Skeleton thirty also going
to fire at Cathos.
Speaker 3: Justice. You know, do you know how the fly spell
like works? Have you encountered it before?
Speaker 1: I think this is justice. Yes, car was as.
Speaker 16: So like cast a spell on us called fly so
so we have yet, Yes, but it is a concentration spell.
So anything happens to Cathos, we are fucked, and we
fall and we take fall damage.
Speaker 1: Not that you've flown yet, you're still on the ground.
Speaker 3: We haven't flown yet. But if we go up real
fucking high.
Speaker 1: However, that'll get our Ethos was just hit by a short.
Speaker 4: Okay, we might be losing it now anyway, And everything
I'm saying to you is pointless.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Okay, hold on. He doesn't have shield, so
he's not going to use it. Okay, damage on Cathos.
All right, Cathos d C ten concentration check. Cathos, you
got this.
Speaker 6: He did it.
Speaker 1: Otherwise he would have like flown towards Peppers flight momentum
and just up beside Pepper. Oh alright, Bagels, turn all right,
Bagel's going to charge. Let's see, Bagel's going to use
hefty barrel charge. It is going to curl up into
a ball and roll at that skeleton. Who is going
to make a DC fourteen, so you know what, No,
it's not gonna do that. It's just gonna walk up,
but you're gonna hit it with his clause. Giant kapy
Bara is going to go for one bite attack and
not twenty and I'm just gonna GETNA twenty and Bagel's
gonna get a NAT twenty on this skeleton.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, Bagel.
Speaker 1: Bagel deals twenty two damage as it bites the skeleton's
top body up, spits into the side, looks over towards
fucking What's what?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: What horse is it? What horse is it? In what
Disney movie am I thinking of? It's not tangled, it's
not tangled, but it's one that is very very similarly
dog like mulans. Maybe it's very that fucking Bagel rushes
toward the other one. It's gonna make two claw attacks
of this other skeleton swings its big old pause, Hits,
deals ten points of damage, batters it, skeleton tries to
crawl away, last attack goes for it, hits again. Might
not get it, but might who knows who knows what
the foot fate holds it crushes that skeleton.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, indible, incredible, Lily, and you need to
find if you can make this guy your mount.
Speaker 7: Hungry anybody Bagel is free.
Speaker 3: Fucking Lily just puts a saddle on Bagel and rise
on them all that's.
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 7: It becomes a becomes a pedal cavalry warriors.
Speaker 1: Hold on the artist.
Speaker 3: You heard it here first.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, why do you need an.
Speaker 3: Artist that's fair?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, m hm.
Speaker 1: As seen in Lyra's Guide to Risk and Reward, this
is a Hotto scrambler. Oh my god, this is a
giant cappy bar that it has been bred to be
a mount.
Speaker 3: Okay, but I want Lilia writing it. I want just
breadible log.
Speaker 1: Skeleton five is going to go, and Skeleton five is
going to rush toward Bagel.
Speaker 3: No, well that's I'm praying for that skeleton and.
Speaker 1: They're going to shoot at Bagel.
Speaker 6: They hit, No Bagel takes.
Speaker 8: I'm not afraid. If you bagel Bagel, then you will pray.
Speaker 1: Most Bagel takes seven damages and arrow sinks into Bagel.
Another skeleton's going to go. This is Skeleton forty eight.
It's going to fire at Desmond. Desmond, how far away
from it are you? Oh, it doesn't have disadvantage. It
fires Desmond, it misses you, profession Maybe Decay Caltis twenty
one is going to rush up toward Lilya, which triggers
your reaction so you may attack them.
Speaker 5: Okay, allget.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's control click.
Speaker 3: It's so good that targeting.
Speaker 1: Try targeting if you're doing it. You had a targeted Okay,
I had it targeted. Not now okay, because.
Speaker 7: Usually the arrows are yellow.
Speaker 1: Oh you you had him? Then did him?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 1: You got him.
Speaker 3: It doesn't show me the little yellow arrows that it.
Speaker 1: Used because you're so close.
Speaker 7: Oh bah, the fifteen or or twenty one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sorry, I forgot to let you call out
the whole thing you hit.
Speaker 7: Oh well I hit the I hit the wrong ones
that hit rapers at a roope bloom.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's yeah, brae.
Speaker 7: Fie.
Speaker 1: You rush toward, you bring up your weapon, you strike
it into them. Necrotic energies begin to swarm around.
Speaker 6: They say, yeah, two of them, whoo boo.
Speaker 9: I'm so happy poor Smarlane kept the best ones on
his guards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. What was it? It was Its initiative
was twelve. Uh you know what? It would just pick
up from going right there, I think, But it's hit
points would be this one's determined. But anyways, it is
now a decaying menial. It becomes undead, it drops the sickle.
It is going to It's not the start of its turn,
so I can't use that. It is going to use
its rake. It's gonna not like a rake. It HEAs
but like rake you with its claws. It pulls out
a rake in it not now he's not. That is
a hit. Do you do anything?
Speaker 8: I can't.
Speaker 5: I don't think I can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. You don't use your reaction. Okay. Yeah,
in that case, it's going to hit you. You take ten damage.
It is going to go for its second rake attack,
and that one misses you. It claws into you. You feel
the crotic energy stretch across your skin. You feel your
arm withers slightly as it scratches you. Then a laws
feversly with the other hand and miss it. Okay, and
now skeleton forty, Skeleton forty is going to fire at
at It is going to move down here that it's
going to fire Desmond, Desmond, it narrow fires you, and
that one's Desmond.
Speaker 8: Fools.
Speaker 1: Fools, indeed, fools. Indeed.
Speaker 8: Range combat.
Speaker 9: Does have over three hundred confirmed kills, and I'm trained
in guerrilla warfare, Desmond.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you see a scroll fall to the ground. As
you see more lame cease being invisible. The words on
this scroll ignite with magic as they burn away as
he is casting.
Speaker 8: First.
Speaker 2: No, I don't have remomb curse in this game.
Speaker 1: Over all of bits. The curse that he has put
on you is now on you. Oh no, it's not
bestow curse. It's it's just it's it's hex, it's m
And they should if I recall correctly how I've done this,
this should work the way I believe it will if
I've if I've done it correct, then it should correct
as it works. Hold on, we're gonna go ahead, and
there we go. They're going to do that. They're gonna
cast that. As you see them kind of giggling to
themselves with a dark, hateful look on their face. They're
then gonna pull out their revolver and they're going to
shoot at you. I'm an revolver. They fire toward you, Desmond.
They pulled out the gun. They aim at before you,
they pull back the hammer. You should have listened. Why
do they have a Oh they shouldn't have advange because
they're not in visible anymore. The highest of those two
would have been thirteen. Does the thirteen hit you?
Speaker 8: Thirteen does not hit me?
Speaker 1: He shoots you, don't even dodge. There's a bullet shot
ricochets across the wall off behind you. He keeps aiming it.
Speaker 6: And he's just like.
Speaker 8: M much of a fighter.
Speaker 1: He turns and he starts crawling back up the slope.
No no, no, no, no, no, Lily, it's your turn. Yay.
Speaker 7: Ummm let's see we go Bagel up there at Desmond
down here. Ummmm okay, I have two ideas.
Speaker 3: Oh hi, is that.
Speaker 1: Wall twenty feet?
Speaker 7: Okay, there goes one, So there goes one idea. Let's see.
Well first first, um, okay, first, first, we're gonna get
rid of this guy. We're gonna we're gonna just we're
just gonna actually yeah, uh no, we'll just we'll just
do we'll just do a heck and weapon do that guy.
Speaker 1: We'll just do first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, twenty two.
Speaker 1: That is a hit.
Speaker 6: Imbri.
Speaker 3: That is twelve total.
Speaker 1: He takes the full twelve because he is now a
full undead. You do a little bit of extra damage
to him because of your feet as you do so
he looks injured, but he's not quite dead. You have
a second attack.
Speaker 7: Well, we'll do a dagger.
Speaker 1: You have a second attack with root bloom if you want.
Speaker 7: Isn't that when I use my my my flora.
Speaker 1: No, because remember one of its abilities as a weapon
is as an action. You can make two attacks with it.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, oh yeah, yeah, yah, I forgot Okay, b.
Speaker 7: That's eleven.
Speaker 1: That's still a hit. He is slow, bitch, may sample well,
he does not undead fortitude. You go for one attack.
You strike into him, cleave part of his body in twain.
You bring the blade up, carve like an X into him.
He falls into pieces. You still have your bonus action
and your movement.
Speaker 7: Okay, so we're gonna go to we're gonna go where.
We're gonna move twenty five feet to the skellum tom hm,
and we're gonna we're gonna daggers.
Speaker 1: He tips his well appointed hat to you. He is
a smart lad.
Speaker 6: Stab No, my good bit.
Speaker 8: You find buddy good heavens.
Speaker 3: Fet bree.
Speaker 7: That's fourteen.
Speaker 1: That is a hit.
Speaker 3: There's a bree.
Speaker 7: Is a five, and that is me for now, gotcha?
Speaker 1: Gotcha? All right, Bill Grace is finally going to stand fuck. Okay,
all right, Phil Grace. We have we have some options here.
Option the first he is going to look towards those
who are around him and he's just going to mutter.
Speaker 13: I will not tolerate your escape. What even if you did,
it would be of no consequence, says.
Speaker 1: He raises his hand and dark magic irrupts from it
from the more lizard like one that he has. He's
going to target three people. He's going to target Scarn.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: He's going to target Cathos, and he's going to target Leyna.
Who are all going to make charisma saving throws.
Speaker 5: On Scarne?
Speaker 3: You got for days?
Speaker 1: You got this? Yea yea yeah, well okay, the two
so Leayona and uh Leyona and Scarn you both fail
as you are aimed for the remainder. This spells effects
as long as he is concentrating on it. You have
a negative one D four every time you roll an
attack or a saving throat. Cathos, on the other hand
is up there, like, there's no way you could make
my luck any worse than it already is. He succeeds,
you can't. You can't, girl failure, the girl failed.
Speaker 11: Boss.
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, I think that that tattle could go to
one or two people.
Speaker 1: He then has two touching acrossis attacks. He is going
to make one of them against Cathos. As he reaches
up and necrotic energy extends out from his glave winds
toward Cathos in the air. He's thirty feet away, so
this will have disadvantage. Where are you? Where are you there?
You are disadvantage. He makes the first attack. He drops
in that twenty to get an eleven. As he fires
it toward Cathos, this necrotic energy sears toward him, and
Cathos like pulls out what looks like just an intricate
rock like grips it. You hear a cracking sound. He
tosses it to the side and almost as if deflecting
It's not that rock, almost as if deflecting a heat
seeking missile. The blast of energy is attracted to its
sores to it and strikes that.
Speaker 2: Hey, any rock can be a special rock.
Speaker 1: He is then going He's then going to stop and
he turns his glade back over in the other direction.
Speaker 13: I can still make my point, and.
Speaker 1: He's going to cast touch of Necrosis at Lawrence Non.
Speaker 8: Herself.
Speaker 3: F Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: As long as you know, Lawrence, Yeah, you're forty feet away.
I'll have disadvantage against you. Okay, I say cast it's
an attack, not a not a spell. Just to be clear, Lawrence, Yeah,
I already know the answer because the game tells me.
But I'm going to ask anyways for dramatics, does a
thirteen hit you?
Speaker 2: It just misses my Ace's fourteen.
Speaker 1: They fire toward you, and you try to dodge, but
as it goes towards you see Cathos let out a groan,
shift his hand as if to put his hand towards you,
and shift as if swiping left, and your position in
the air is shifted just enough. You're just like, oh,
out of the way. As it fires by you.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: As this happens, you all hear this large horn like sound,
horn like emanation echo out from beyond the deeper the
deeper recesses of the crack rod, and you see Phil
Grace turned toward it and seemed distracted by this long
extended boo and you just see him.
Speaker 13: It's too soon.
Speaker 1: They and he begins stepping up this cliff and he
begins taking what little movement he can toward the looking
like toward the exit, as if feverishly moving, and he
just calls back.
Speaker 13: Do not let them escape. If they do, it will
beyond all of it.
Speaker 1: As he looks back and sees most of the people
remaining are skeletons, and he just rolls his eyes and
keeps moving. Menial forty is going to rush toward Lilya Lilia.
Two rake attacks are coming at you, but because there's
a skeleton next to you, they're going to have advantage
because pack tactics, and also as it comes toward you.
As it comes toward you, also let's see it's no,
there's not enough people near it for that to make sense. Yeah,
it's going to do the two attacks with advantage. Goes
for one attack. Lilia does say twenty three hit you.
Speaker 3: I don't know, damn, that's believable.
Speaker 11: That makes sense.
Speaker 8: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty no, no, I don't.
Speaker 3: Think it's pretty shock.
Speaker 1: So in D and D, in D and D, we
have this thing called the rule of cool, right m
hm h. And my understanding of that is that if
I think something's what happens, and I think it'd be
pretty cool if it hit.
Speaker 7: I think it'd be pretty cool if it accidentally grabbed
the titty and then was like, oh no, gold, I'm sorry,
and then canceled a attack.
Speaker 1: This was Honestly, this was not a fine gentleman. First
of all, this guy might be a scumbag. Oh well,
he grabs a titty and then he's mad about it.
I don't know, I'm going to I'm gonna make I
think it'd be pretty cool. It is probably pretty three,
probably pretty close to your a sweet Frankly, I'm gonna
make Okay.
Speaker 7: Then one more, one more argument, one more argument for
the rule of cool.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 7: Usually the rule of cool is decided by the majority.
Does everyone think this is cool?
Speaker 1: That is not true. That is an untrue fact.
Speaker 15: I have.
Speaker 1: I have a counter counter offer argument, which is that
I've rolled the damage and it hit you. Then going
tooo logan doing what the numbers say.
Speaker 11: Boom, You know you shouldn't live by the numbers, all right.
Speaker 1: Fucking fucking I don't know. He rosie with advantage again,
highest was nine? Does a nine hit you?
Speaker 6: No, he's hurt an unreliable narrator.
Speaker 1: Okay, it misses, that's a hind that's a bad role, dude.
Layuna is going to go They aim their gun toward
vill Grace, who just lets out a.
Speaker 13: Save your energy, you'll need it elsewhere failed vessel.
Speaker 1: As they keep walking, Leyuna lowers it looks toward all
of you floating, and they are going to move their
full movement speed to get a vantage point on this
this cliff out here. They're going to take their gun,
They're going to take stock of how many people around,
and you know what, They're gonna go ahead and make
two attacks against these skeletons over there. But I need
to know how far away they are before I do so.
One hundred and thirty hundred.
Speaker 14: And thirty That puts them. Oh, my rifle doesn't have
the range I thought it did.
Speaker 1: I guess that makes sense. They are slightly too far
out of range. My mom, Well if that's the case.
If that's the case, umm, Layun is going to look
toward you guys floating and just just to be like,
I don't see any reason why we shouldn't just leave,
and they're going to rush and dash, and they're going
to scooodle down here, down the slope, and they're going
to begin a running and Skeleton twenty three is going
to go. Skeleton twenty three. Where are you, Skeleton twenty three?
You're up there. They're gonna fire a bow shot toward Desmond.
It's going to have It's not gonna have disadvantage. They're
gonna schedodle down. That's the word of the day. Schedoodle.
They're gonna schedoodle on Downtown to get within range. Uh
normal attack short bow attack Desmond fire shoot gun not
gun bo miss fifteen miss miss miss Desmond. Is now
your turn, Lawrence, your on deck.
Speaker 9: I can't seem more lane. But he should be visible,
right he somewhere around here?
Speaker 1: Oh? Did I not? Did I not revisible him? My bad? Yes,
you should be able to see him. He could not
have turned it back invisible. He's right there. He attempted
to crawl back up that cliff after he shot at you.
He attempted to fevers.
Speaker 6: Bell guys, Belle, guys, come, we can get them.
Speaker 1: As he reaches a hand out toward him. Seeing him
leave at the top of the slope.
Speaker 6: We could eat me for rice.
Speaker 13: Holy shit, Hunter's mark Desmond, Oh, Desmond, I can tell
you what they're planning here, Desmond.
Speaker 8: Gunshot.
Speaker 1: Okay, so here's a surprise for you. You might have seen
it already. I don't know if it popped up in
your sheet. The curse he used on you disadvantage on
your first range to attack each turn. So this will
have disadvantage.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 1: Ah, you don't need to click it, but you can
if you want. You hit anyways.
Speaker 8: Uh, favorite target?
Speaker 1: Oh making him? Okay, put the effect on him to
make your favorite target. He is now an honorary favorite enemy.
Speaker 8: Oh that should actually be even more Uh did I
not apply Hunter's mark to him?
Speaker 1: Let me?
Speaker 3: I didn't know you could do both at the same time.
Speaker 8: Target makes it my favorite enemy. Hunter's mark is.
Speaker 9: A Hunter's mark is a bonus action.
Speaker 8: Favorite target is just when.
Speaker 1: I hit him?
Speaker 3: Are they not both concentration or No?
Speaker 8: Favorite target isn't dispelled?
Speaker 3: Well I wish i'd fucking figured that out while I
was Devin.
Speaker 1: You weren't using the five point nineteen one anyways. Oh okay,
Uh so that should have triggered Oh it's kay, How sorry?
I have it set to if instead of ift, just
roll me another dum d six and well at it
on top of that. Okay, and I'm just gonna quickly
on your sheet. I'm just gonna put the tea where
it needs to be. Heck in.
Speaker 8: Are we?
Speaker 1: Are we going through gender affirming surgery? Because I'm putting
the tea where it needs to be?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 1: Start you know what? It doesn't actually matter all that? Well, no,
no it does, it does. Actually he didn't do as
much damage to him as I thought you did. Uh,
so boom boom, boom boom. Where's your sheet? Where are you?
You're the one that's selected? Thanks, good good talk. If
t you shoot him, he recoils, he takes the damage. Uh,
he sort of slumps down and slides down the cliff
that is in front of him. I'm just gonna zoom
in because you're both your tokens are very hard to
see because you're so small, little guys. I'm also gonna
do one of these yeahs. Oh, don't you want to
know what they're doing, Desmond? Don't you want to know
what they're planning? I can tell you. They freak me.
Speaker 6: They let me in on their plans.
Speaker 13: They're going they're going to get the other one and
make things worse.
Speaker 9: Desmond, I can't help the thousands of people died because
of you.
Speaker 8: The rest of the way there, and I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Real quick concentration for the curse he succeeds. That's right.
Speaker 17: Desmond's going to you know, Desmond is going to open
the cylinder of the revolver and he's going to take
out all of the bullets but one, spin it and
close it and point it at more Lean's head.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, So I want two things. I want the
attack roll. Actually know what, let's forego the attack roll.
This will be a crit if it hits, roll me
a D six and you know what, you little, your
little worshiper of Lana. Why don't we say, roll me
a D six twice and if either of them are
a six, then you will hit.
Speaker 8: Let's see if luck is on your side, that's a four. Four.
Speaker 1: Come on, that's also a work.
Speaker 3: All those four is in the road.
Speaker 1: Actually hold on, hold on, yeah, so you do that.
The first time you pull it back, you fire. If
you continue to do this, the range for what it
is will go up, So next time it'll be if
it's a six or five. The next time it'll be
a six to or four or six five or four,
et cetera. Mm hmm, but that misses all right, that's
that's Desmond. As you pull the trigger, he let's end
to me like Lawrence, your turn, Dad's heaving.
Speaker 4: Okay over there, Uh Scar, you want to grab our
friends and get the fuck.
Speaker 3: Out of here.
Speaker 8: Yeah, let's try that out.
Speaker 3: Okay, I am going to mm hmmm heal myself. Wow,
I know.
Speaker 1: Let's make sure it's programmed properly. What level you casting?
Speaker 3: It's at uh two?
Speaker 1: Okay, second level? So why don't we go ahead and
just program onto your stuff right now? That is the
that is boom there you go, Bale, Holy shit, what'd
you get?
Speaker 6: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: I got thirty one? I only am nine wounds now,
Oh my god. Things are kind of looking up for Laurie.
I hope I can.
Speaker 1: Save people somewhere.
Speaker 2: Proud. She doesn't know well, but she's very proud.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, you won't need to save the fuck away
from that guy. So I'm gonna go over there and
I'm gonna get Pepper. You go try to get Lilia
and Desmond and we'll get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fly up a little bit. I'm sixty, you said, in.
Speaker 1: Case it changes what you're doing. It doesn't look like
Cathos is currently doing that as well, trying to go
get to Pepper and he's ahead of you.
Speaker 3: I'm still gonna do it. That's my friend.
Speaker 1: So you have sixty Yep, I want.
Speaker 2: To stinky Catos picker.
Speaker 3: No, never, so you can get to touch my friend.
Speaker 1: You can get to like there.
Speaker 3: Okay, all lady have squishies.
Speaker 4: Yep, it's okay, I got her.
Speaker 3: You fucking keep him a.
Speaker 1: Deepe breaking sound in the air as he stops. Okay,
okayd you.
Speaker 4: I think so?
Speaker 3: Wait, No, I can motus action to fly.
Speaker 1: Wow, Skeleton thirty five thirty five thirty five is going
to go. They're going to attack with their short sword.
They're going to stab at Lila. No, Lilia, I'm nineteen,
which hits I'm according to the game, it strikes Lily,
you take four points of damage. Scard. It is now
your turn, alight, Do.
Speaker 11: I need to go over there with you at this point?
Speaker 4: Are you gonna listen to your good friend Laurie and
say about getting the fuck out of.
Speaker 3: Here and going and grabbing our friends.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm thinking about going and grabbing our friends. But
I'm like over here, and I'm like thinking about going
down there to them.
Speaker 4: I mean down there, like I can where Desmond and
Lily are.
Speaker 2: Is the way towards the exit?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: That is okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah like me If I'm wrong, GM.
Speaker 1: Right, you can Sorry, what was the question? Where can
I go? You can go sixty normal, you can dash
for one hundred and twenty, So if you dashed, you
could do that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's true, Superman it Yeah, why not.
Speaker 1: Sor by lay to one of the hoots and knocking
it over as you go you begin to fly down
heading toward the others. That is your action. Because you dashed,
you still have a bonus action should you choose to
use it. If you use dragon surge, you could do
another dash. You get another sixty plus the speed from
dragon surge. It's your call.
Speaker 3: Putting fly on using nasty Mmm.
Speaker 11: I don't want to destroy that kind of fight over there?
How much more is this over here? Seventy five to eighty?
Speaker 1: I'll do the dragon surge, okay, for the purposes of it.
Your dragon surge again an action used a dash. Use
your movements so you would get I think there with
five feet to spare if I'm doing my math correctly.
Speaker 11: Word, Hey, how you doing? What's going on?
Speaker 1: You have a bonus help?
Speaker 11: It's good bonus action could be something, Oh.
Speaker 8: Thank goodness you.
Speaker 1: That's what he sounded like the whole time, goodness flag
of bus.
Speaker 6: Help.
Speaker 1: I can't just slap him, unfortunately. I don't think you
have any bonus actions.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't have any bonus slaps.
Speaker 8: So ug.
Speaker 1: Oh am, I right, ug.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'll just hang.
Speaker 1: Out here all right. In that case, Cathos attorney sees
you're going to do this, He sort of size as
if his wasted effort was monumental.
Speaker 15: Uh.
Speaker 1: He is going to fly sixty feet this way, and
as he does, he's going to look toward the skeletons
and he is going to do a scorching ray. He's
going to fire. He's going to fire four beams. He's
going to upcast it by one level two at each
of these skeletons fires, the first one hits, it's going
to do both of them on this one at the
same time fires the second one at it also hits.
So I'm just going to add two of these Boom
fires two fire rays at that skeleton, hits it, it explodes.
There's two more rays that are going to be coming
at this skeleton here. As he continues to pop fire
blasts at them. That is also a hit that is
almost acrit He hits again two more at the skeleton,
also pops that one fires. Both of them explode as
he continues to fly by. It is now your turn.
Speaker 2: I'm jogging.
Speaker 3: I'm running.
Speaker 2: I'm moving, and I'm schmoving, moving.
Speaker 5: And you moving run out of my I run out
of my thirty feet and then what do I do?
Speaker 2: What do I do?
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna shoocat those Let's see, Lena, Oh dear.
Speaker 2: I'm quite far from the action. Hmm, let me see.
Oh you're so lucky.
Speaker 5: Oh is there anyone in one hundred and twenty feet
besides Ville Grace?
Speaker 1: Not really?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 5: Ah, I mean, he doesn't seem particularly interested in us
right now.
Speaker 2: It seems something's going on.
Speaker 5: That's so I'm gonna take my action to ash over.
Speaker 2: I guess where Laurie is.
Speaker 1: All Right, you dash for the sake of the want
of you, actually, you like jump up toward them. Uh, hecking,
Lawrence grabs you. You're now Lawrence now acquires a pepper.
Speaker 3: Yep, I have a pepper. Hell ya quick and quit me.
Speaker 2: Let's fire some lasers.
Speaker 3: Oh the hell.
Speaker 1: It's like when people pretend to fire their cats, they
just turn into a fox. Just grab the machine.
Speaker 2: Yes, please, please, I don't want to be a magic weapon.
Speaker 1: So bad is that you?
Speaker 2: I think that's what I cast deflect?
Speaker 4: Okay, correct, Bagel's going to go.
Speaker 1: Bagel's going to keep running across this cliff side a draw.
Speaker 8: Bagel.
Speaker 1: Bagel lets out a majestic cappy bar sound a very
high squeaky cappy bars, goes for a bite attack on
this Skeletne almost krits Begel, hits Begel, bites it, and
destroys it. Begel is then going to use the remaining
attack Bagel bites that. Begel is then going to use
their remaining movement to allow themselves to roll down the cliff.
Here Jesus, and because of how this is, it's gonna
have to technically be a fall, but Begel just happy.
Bagel takes seven damage. Beautiful Begel takes seven damage from
the effective fall. It is then skeleton forty eighth stern.
It is going to fire at you, Desmond. Okay, Desmond,
it hits, that's fine, Okay.
Speaker 3: No it's not.
Speaker 1: It deals five damage. Desmond. Spy crows, Hunter's mark ends.
Spike growth also ends even though it ended. Oh yeah,
I would have already ended of the skeleton. Also going to
attack Desmond. Also hits Desmond. A second arrow sinks into you.
A second arrow sir, sinks into you. An arrow has arrived.
Morlane is going to mor Lane is gonna go ahead,
and I'm gonna keep this thing of If the thing
you're doing hits, it's going to be an autocrit. But
I'm going to have him use quick heel really fast
as he in a panic tries to cure some of
his wounds. He regains an amount of hit points, and
he is going to leave your range, Desmond. As he's
scrambling away from you, just do you do anything.
Speaker 9: I'm not gonna pull the trigger, but I will make
an unarmed strike.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll say if you do this, you'll trip him up.
If that's what you want to do, yep, go ahead,
go roll the attack against him on arm strike, on
arms struck.
Speaker 8: I don't have entry four.
Speaker 9: It would just be what strength press strength check efficiency Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: Uh so it's minus one plus three so a total
uh plus three there.
Speaker 1: Thirteen thirteen thirteen hits. As he tries to get away,
you just strike him with the butt of the gun.
He stumbles forward, he doesn't get very far, like five feet, Lilia,
your turn, all right, uh.
Speaker 7: Uh okay, Bagel's down there now, okay, Bagel is safe.
Speaker 1: For now, Bagel, destroyer of skeletons is safe.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was about to say, thank God.
Speaker 7: Okay, I see we're gonna we're gonna heck and we're
gonna heck and bunk. Just the skeleton b.
Speaker 1: Eighteen teen hits. That is a bar.
Speaker 3: That is an eleven.
Speaker 1: Total skeleton die.
Speaker 7: Nothing, no, no, no funny business, no.
Speaker 1: Funny business skeleton die. He doesn't have a funny bone
in his body.
Speaker 7: Okay. Then for my for my second rout, bloom attacked,
I hit you go bey off. Not twenty twenty ship,
Lilia crazy where.
Speaker 1: It's it's dead And because it's not twenty it bypasses
its undead fortitude. It does not get to a save
to stay alive. It is dead. It is gone. God damn,
I forgot you.
Speaker 11: Would ask your.
Speaker 7: There's just so much relief washes over her face, and
she just quickly just like grabs them and gives.
Speaker 6: Him a uh.
Speaker 3: A a wili bond.
Speaker 8: Oh sick.
Speaker 7: So we're gonna hecking where why is my brain not
know what to do anymore? There it is is a
magnifying glass. There you go, and now we are going
to go, and loomis towards more Lane.
Speaker 8: Oh damn, that's scary.
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 6: All you hear?
Speaker 1: All you see is just like Lily's hug.
Speaker 3: They got that bitch, They can get you.
Speaker 8: Will.
Speaker 1: Grace is going to continue to move away from here.
As he does, he is going to uh step, looks
like he's leaving. He looks like that sound has called
him away. Uh he briefly uh speaks, looks up to you, Lawrence,
and you just hear, what's the economy?
Speaker 6: He is stuck with you.
Speaker 13: We'll see the end of your limited time.
Speaker 1: That is if as he raises up his hand and
he is going to go for a one of his
necrotic touch of necrosis on both of you, hey, both
of them, both of them. Well, I mean, if you
insist Pepper, missus Lawrence Pepper, Oh no, that's a crito.
Speaker 4: No, all right, fuck, oh god, oh my god, you.
Speaker 1: Take nineteen reduced to nine because of your necrotic resisting
armor reduced down to nine points of damage. Oh oh wait,
hold on, Oh that's only with a webin attack, so
that would not have U would not have triggered here.
Good yeah, no, that's the damage. That's correct. He is
then going I went off Mike there for a sex. Sorry.
He is then going to do fucking nothing else. That's
what he's doing. He did his two things. He continues
sauntering off toward the exit.
Speaker 2: You will not touch.
Speaker 1: Leanne is going to go. Leon is going to dash.
Lena dashes dash leu Na dash.
Speaker 4: Keep flying is a flowing boy who was on the
phone concert and flying okay.
Speaker 1: Skeleton twenty three is going to go for an attack
on Desmond and it rolled a two to a six,
which is a miss. Oh for god, Desmond, it is
now your turn again.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna close the distance. Beg me for your life.
Speaker 6: So many people have.
Speaker 8: To beg you.
Speaker 1: You want me to beg roll me intimidation, although to
be fair, he has been begging beg more me matter,
roll me intimidation.
Speaker 3: Hot bitch. Jesus intimidation.
Speaker 8: Let's go, you uncharismatic bitch.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you're shocked to carry.
Speaker 1: He seems frozen in fear. He does not beg but
he does pulled back, sweat rolling down his face. I
can't do I.
Speaker 6: Could give you.
Speaker 1: I can tell you what they're going to do with
to town. Oh, roll me in D six four as
we have five or six on that one. Now, if
it's a four to six, it hits that.
Speaker 9: One funny thing about lockmore Lane is that everybody's runs
out sooner or later.
Speaker 8: And I think you're just about at the end of
your ears.
Speaker 13: Desmond, Please I get me a use.
Speaker 8: The pull the trigger again.
Speaker 11: Holy shit, do it?
Speaker 15: He is.
Speaker 1: Oh, now hit the critical button. Roll your damage. Mm
there it is, and tell me how you do this.
Speaker 9: As he streams Desmond's name, it just cuts out about
halfway through, as there's just a loud gun shot.
Speaker 8: As Moreland a shot right in the forehead.
Speaker 1: He lingers standing for a sec. The light leaves his
eyes and he falls backward, a pool of blood beginning
to form around him. There you go, oh he gone?
He dead.
Speaker 9: Shad of Gotham for me, auh and then he's gonna
rip out one of those arrows out of his back.
Speaker 8: Uh and he's out of a tax. So that's Jasmine
und k boys up there trying to get you. I'll
use quick heel with my bonus action.
Speaker 2: You're not supposed to get yours up.
Speaker 1: Why, hey, Bud something Lawrence? Your turn Ooh.
Speaker 3: Mean, Papa goes zip.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try a zip as far as I can
towards the exit.
Speaker 1: You do one hundred and twenty feet.
Speaker 3: Yep, I'm gonna do it. Let's go yep. Deflect that's
me m hm scarring.
Speaker 1: It is your turn. All that remains enemy. Why are
those three Skelly boys that are up there firing a Desmond?
Speaker 8: Y'all better be happy.
Speaker 11: I ain't got my goddamn faate bow because one of
y'all will be dead.
Speaker 1: I have a cheat code for you. I have a
cheat code for you. Scarn what So a skeleton died
right next to you, and in the possession of that
skeleton was a short bow.
Speaker 8: Give me that.
Speaker 11: Goddamn You're gonna put that on your god damn short bow.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that short bow in there, and we're
gonna say you've got a few arrows too, So interaction,
you pick up his skeleton short bow, which is just
a short bow, just a short with skeleton in parentheses. Uh,
you now have it equipped, short boat. You have a
short bow, should be equipped.
Speaker 8: The old fade bo is all I got.
Speaker 1: Well what about now? Now I have a short bow? Ah,
all right, So the range of the short bow is
I believe it's eighty. It was like something like sixty
one hundred and eighty I think, which means, oh, it's
eighty three twenty so, and you can shoot anything within
three hundred twenty feet, which they are. But if it's
over eighty, then it has disadvantage.
Speaker 11: Okay, so I'm let me move up here real quick.
Speaker 1: Also, as a general reminder, because it is a ranged weapon,
you have advantage on your first attack with it because
of your fighting style.
Speaker 11: Mm hm ah yes, and I still have storm the
lords you do tomous beat miss How far is that
one eighty? And that one's seventy five?
Speaker 1: So you're not doing the pain boasting?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I know, I'm just yeah, all right, short bow,
let's see what you can do. Nineteen alright, nineteen hits.
Speaker 1: You are still under the effects of bain. If you're
confused about that, that negative mindus one. But you did
hit with a nineteen and that should have had advantage. Though,
if you want to roll it again to evie crit
get the just that twenty yep, because you also create
on a nineteen or twenty with range attacks. Okay, so
it wouldn't have been that would have been the hit.
So go ahead and do you damage.
Speaker 11: All right. Uh, that's the short sword.
Speaker 1: But they're the same thing. If the fire lightning arcs
across it, fires toward it, one of the skeletons explodes.
Speaker 2: Give me another, a snoother?
Speaker 6: A fucking again?
Speaker 1: Nine? That one's a miss. Last would assumed.
Speaker 11: Overwhelming advance.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it, do it again?
Speaker 11: Fuck come up?
Speaker 1: So what if I missed? Maybe you miss that's the
thing to do today. Mm hmmmm.
Speaker 11: All right, all right, that makes sense. That makes sense.
That's it. I mean, that's all my attacks.
Speaker 1: All right. Gothas Cathlas is going to fly sixty feet
at least he makes his sixty feet, tries to catch
up with you. He's going to do a little calculation
how far aways every one hundred and twenty one hundred
and twenty. He's gonna once again at base level cast
scorching ray. He's going to fire at least one at
each of them, so I'll just roll them this way.
Bam they one misses, that one hits, so he fires,
going to deal boom, fires a scorching ray. You see
a burst of flames strike the one you just fired at, scarn,
and then a final one is going to fly at
them as well. He shoots his final scorching ray. It
hits another two D six fire. Damn, it's just going
to fire at it. It hits that one explodes. And
for the purposes, at what point did you ever get
the impression I was bad at magic?
Speaker 2: Where do I start with that answer?
Speaker 1: I can't cast it without divine intervention helping me. But
that doesn't mean I'm bad at doing it.
Speaker 2: You've proven that now.
Speaker 1: When I first fought you, I had conjured two fiends.
That's a difficult act, that was hard, would be.
Speaker 2: Full of them.
Speaker 6: That's not the point.
Speaker 3: Who knows not the time he's helping us out right, now,
come on, at the time.
Speaker 1: He looks genuinely frustrated, He's going to then end his turn. Pepper,
your turn, all right?
Speaker 5: Just talked a lot of shit for someone who might
not be enraged to do anything.
Speaker 2: Let me see here, Ah far are you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: It's not letting me select? Why are you being.
Speaker 1: Stinky this eldritch blast?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how far am I from skeleton? Twenty three?
Speaker 1: One hundred and five feet?
Speaker 2: That is not one hundred and twenty so I can
reach them?
Speaker 1: It's true, that is the numbers working.
Speaker 5: Yes, and I believe I would shoot this first one
with advantage since I'm firing the same one twice.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, no, you make two attacks normally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was giving me that earlier?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Never, rid, I don't remember.
Speaker 8: You were stealth for the first one.
Speaker 2: Oh ah haha, Okay, I know how to inde work.
Speaker 5: Farteeny whoa okayan?
Speaker 1: Oh that was me.
Speaker 2: Alright, I take back with a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not so easy, is it. That's a hit with
that twenty.
Speaker 6: Two, I'm getting the hang of it.
Speaker 2: I haven't had it very long, alread, get off my back.
Speaker 3: There I go.
Speaker 1: It's still alive.
Speaker 3: Well, you do something that.
Speaker 1: I've killed three of them, I've killed, I've killed you've
killed all point cathos.
Speaker 8: That still counts it a little funny.
Speaker 3: It's a little funny, like, let's be real, it's funny
is that you.
Speaker 2: Deflict?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have a Bagel is going to run
a full hundred feet by dashing to get over beside
lily a most seventy feet, but it's gonna you see
it rush up to you. It reaches down and pulls
a couple of arrows out of its side, But Lilia,
the giant cappy bar has returned.
Speaker 3: The bagel.
Speaker 8: Just tiny arms up my.
Speaker 3: Can I hold on? There's there's one.
Speaker 7: There's no much not over there.
Speaker 6: We'll hold on.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I haven't even said it yet.
Speaker 1: You're gonna said, can I hold on? You can go ahead?
Hold on?
Speaker 7: Can I hold on?
Speaker 2: Hold on?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know what Bagel's movement speed is, and bill.
Speaker 2: Grace is fifty feet in its way to drift too
far away.
Speaker 7: Also, it'd be really I don't want to potentially hurt
anybody in the collateral. There's no enemies here. If I
mounted tried to mount Bagel and then transfer my fucking
thunderstep via Bagel, that we can go after milk.
Speaker 1: For what it's worth. Vice does seem to be opting
out of whatever's happening. Here. Okay, perhaps you unleashed Bagel
upon him. Maybe Bagel's maybe would get him.
Speaker 7: We could catch up with Bagel and then he can't
get away.
Speaker 1: It's true, it's true. But like however you do, wouldn't
we wouldn't know he is heading further into the crack
rock where there are many many more cultists as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm just thinking because I'm looking at that guy
up there, but he's only up there and there's no
other guys around.
Speaker 1: Says the skeleton.
Speaker 7: Can I see from the distance, what like everybody up
there is doing?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: Oh, they are all very clearly just heading back this way.
They seem to be trying to all lee out and
escape as quick as they can, uh, trying to head
back toward where you came from.
Speaker 7: Okay, so they're they're they're not trying to follow Bill Grace. No, no, okay,
well I guess we'll I guess I'll use my sling
to shoot this thing over there.
Speaker 1: Gotcha, go for it. What is your slings range? First
of all? Click on it? What is the ranges?
Speaker 13: U range?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you would have disadvantage on this.
Speaker 7: Then, okay, that's okay. So I'll just make sure, I
target it hit disadvantage where eighteen and an eight and
that's fourteen.
Speaker 1: Total, fourteen hits.
Speaker 3: Okay, you spin.
Speaker 1: A rock, you throw a rock.
Speaker 3: Seven.
Speaker 1: As you guys up there are arguing about the death
of this skeleton, about killing it or not killing it,
a rock collides with its scholars. It just falls down,
Dad a rock nice Well final tally, Victor Cathos. I
mean that felt like that was Lulia. I'm not competing
with Lilia a divander. I'm not competing with the rock
throwing Okay, I'm competing in magic. He floats. Yeah, Okay,
So at this moment, does anybody in time to pursue
ill grace anybody in that case? In that case, initiative breaks.
You guys are free to do whatever you wish. You
know there are more cult to stuff there. You know
that if you stayed here there would probably be more
people that would come to attack. But all of you
can manage to catch up with each other. Uh, given
the time, I'd like to know what is everyone's immediate
having having all joined back up together, what is everyone's
immediate intention?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Get her stuff back?
Speaker 3: You gotta get her stop buying.
Speaker 6: I like that.
Speaker 3: You added that I'm fully forgot about getting herself back.
I just thought about our safety, right. You're gotta get her.
My instruments are expensive.
Speaker 1: We gotta get them, Leona. Leona quickly like rushes over
and discards the last part of like the other, the
outfit that they had stolen to return to their own.
The first thing I did was try to find your things.
Whenever I infiltrated this place. There's a holding place where
they had been storing everybody these items. It's where we
normally confiscate things too. But your stuff had already gone missing.
Speaker 2: Ohm.
Speaker 1: My intention had been to root through your items and
take whatever might be most useful to strike back against them.
But either they took them somewhere else, or all of
your items had already been moved or stolen. Maybe they
gave them to other cultists. Becauthos's hand coming up. Mm hmm.
I've been from up close with some of your possessions,
and I can locate them if you want me.
Speaker 2: To, that would be great.
Speaker 8: But here before we do that, mm hmmmmm, I'm almost
done here.
Speaker 9: I'm just gonna check over more Lane's body, see if
there's anything useful for us.
Speaker 1: He looks like he basically restocked the stuff he had before.
So for the for the purposes of of what that means,
he has a couple of scrolls left he has he
has first of all, he has ammunition, so let's say
you can refill your your clip if you want to.
And beyond that, he has on him a scroll of Curse,
two scrolls of fairy Fire, a scroll of Sanctuary, two
scrolls of dark Vision, and one scroll of gust.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's a lot of scrolls.
Speaker 8: I think much of these are things I can really use.
Speaker 3: I mean, can maybe use someone more.
Speaker 1: Probably, you guys, we're gonna put them into the party
sheet real quick. You guys know what this is basically
the exact same load out that he had the first time,
just leading you guys to believe that like this is
just it is preferred fucking his preferred load out of
items I can So he's gonna throw these scroll curse. Thanks.
Did you just had a revolver right yeah, light ammo,
which would be work for a revolver hm Nerman and
Gus wind am.
Speaker 5: I supposed to have a scroll of Curse on me
right now, because that's like the only thing I had carried.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it was with your stuff. You shouldn't
have it, but it was with your stuff. You took
the original one that he had, I believe, and then
never used it.
Speaker 2: I'm getting round, are you.
Speaker 8: Maybe I'll use this one?
Speaker 5: I will?
Speaker 8: All right, let's go.
Speaker 1: Well, you guys heading out of here?
Speaker 8: Yeah, we gotta get somewhere safe before.
Speaker 1: So the dropping edge pit is the nearest one, as
well as the little forested area the Cathos had been
camping out in. Do either of those locations interest you?
Speaker 8: Guys?
Speaker 9: Go to the overgrowth first. I think it's closer and
we can hide there.
Speaker 1: Oh good, we can go to my house, my tree.
Speaker 8: We could b afterwards.
Speaker 2: I have lived in a hotel room.
Speaker 8: They've got to have lots of supplies there.
Speaker 1: All right, he begin to move back. It doesn't take
you guys long to get there. I don't want the
session to drag on too long because we have to
record to today. So though that was an encounter of
a session, certainly, I will say that I think I'd
like us for this week, as far as people at
home know I'd like this today. I can't talk stop
there today? Did it got the words out that is
where with everybody having been retrieved, with Leyuna now with
the party, with vill Grace having been distracted and drawn
away by the early arrival of the academy, who he
is likely going to ambush an attempt to kill. Now
with the other cultists, you guys know that you would
have a couple of hours maybe before the cult redistributes
itself among the pits and it becomes harder to move around.
You guys know that Muntheris has several hours beforehand taken
off to head toward the Temple of Destimus to attempt
to get the second culandrite to bring back to use
the town as a secondary attempt at the ritual. With
all that knowledge, you guys retreat begin thinking of ways
that you might be able to get your stuff back
or where it has gone. And that is where we're
going to stop for today.
Speaker 4: Oh yay, Oh my god, we got out of here.
Speaker 2: It's a miracle, Cathos for dunking on me. But that's also.
Speaker 1: Fair, Cathos floating upside down double piece signs.
Speaker 4: Dade get them rare, Cathos.
Speaker 3: W he knows they're rare.
Speaker 1: He knows he's a loser. Are you kidding?
Speaker 6: Everything.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, sweet baby Bean, Oh.
Speaker 1: Hi Jack, Hi Jack. We're gonna roll credits here for
a second before we take off, a reminder to everybody
at home that the next session is going to be
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If you're seeing this, sorry that makes no sense. If
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Con to make sure that you hang out to check
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they're wonderful.
Speaker 7: Use the odorantow and if you're feeling the sniffle diiffles,
put on a goddamn mask please. I got to go
to work when I get back from the cons.
Speaker 1: Have to exist.
Speaker 4: Also, if I'm not even and they say I'm not
comfortable with that, be cool with that.
Speaker 1: We don't need to give We don't need to give
the full full rundown. But where do you don't be stinky.
That's all I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: Just don't be stinky is a good general rule.
Speaker 1: Don't be steinky, don't make people sick. Con stuff, wash
your hands, wash your hands.
Speaker 9: All about your car's extended warranty, It's probably not about
your car's extended warranty.
Speaker 1: It's me.
Speaker 9: I'm calling you finest, just been affected by MESOTHELI be
entitled in compensation.
Speaker 1: And so we're gonna let you guys go before you
signed anything over to us that you shouldn't be because
we slowly devolved into a uh an infomercial. So uh sorry,
sorry that it's just an encounter session today everybody, but
we are excited to be back next week for you.
Uh see around
Speaker 5: By