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Speaker 3: You remember when your kid playing in the sand at
Speaker 3: the beach and you'd be right there where the water
Speaker 3: meets the sand and you had like sidepool, Yeah, the
Speaker 3: little muddy mikes and sometimes if you're screwing around, you
Speaker 3: would sit there and you twist your feet and they'd
Speaker 3: get it sucking.
Speaker 2: It's stuck in the sand there. It was awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, so that a little bit more extreme situation.
Speaker 3: We go to Leland, Michigan, the banks of Lake Michigan.
Speaker 3: A couple were hunting for something called Leland bluestones, which
Speaker 3: I guess wash up on the shore there. They're, you know,
Speaker 3: kind of collectible type stone deal. And as they're walking along,
Speaker 3: the dude named Mitchell Mitchell O'Brien suddenly began to sink.
Speaker 2: That's an Irish fellow right there.
Speaker 3: Mitchell O'Brien to sink and sink quickly in the sand,
Speaker 3: and he.
Speaker 4: Ends up getting stuck up to like just below his nipples,
Speaker 4: fully stuck in the sand, just like Quicksand yeah, but
Speaker 4: it can't be quicksand if it's right on one of
Speaker 4: the great what.
Speaker 3: Turns out there was a dredging project going on renourishment thing,
Speaker 3: and I guess he stepped right where like the runoff
Speaker 3: runout was happening. Uh huh. And he's a bigger guy
Speaker 3: and it's sucked him down and it's all of a
Speaker 3: sudden stuck in the sand.
Speaker 1: You know, half of his body's stuck. He can't move.
Speaker 1: And when you said that he was stuck up to
Speaker 1: his nipples. He's got some moves going, some mamboobs right. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, don't we all.
Speaker 2: I'm not, I'm not, I'm not move shaming shaming. So
Speaker 2: here he.
Speaker 3: Is with this woman that he's interested in named Brian,
Speaker 3: and they're kind of sort of on a date.
Speaker 2: They're still on that, you know.
Speaker 1: No, and he's the fat guy stuck in the mud.
Speaker 1: I know he's not mud, but.
Speaker 3: She's she's also you know, hey, which said, man's so cool,
Speaker 3: but I like a bigger gal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, folks. Once now they had to have have been
Speaker 2: pulled out.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Is it like a beach when some cook
Speaker 1: gets stuck in the in the in the white zandboy
Speaker 1: jeep and the trucks going down the road to pull
Speaker 1: them out. Did they have to hook up something to
Speaker 1: this guy's.
Speaker 3: Arms and the apparently the fire department got about God,
Speaker 3: I don't know if the jaws of life were used.
Speaker 1: Hey, when you were a kid, did you guys have
Speaker 1: any place around growing up in Orlando? Anybody that did
Speaker 1: knows about?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Mead Gardens that Pat they had muck pits. Did you
Speaker 1: guys in South Florida have muck pits anywhere?
Speaker 2: Where? You would go there and you're old, you'd bring the.
Speaker 1: Oldest shoes you had and gross clothes because you were
Speaker 1: going mucking.
Speaker 2: Have you ever done that? Have not?
Speaker 1: Dude, can't say that you missed out and we might
Speaker 1: need to do it as a bunch of adults.
Speaker 2: Well, no, we won't because we're gonna get like foot
Speaker 2: aids and stuff like that. Patt and Uh.
Speaker 1: I always have to say crafter Mead. At Mead Gardens,
Speaker 1: they had these muck pits and we would treade around
Speaker 1: and you would get a running.
Speaker 5: Ahead, start like this, watch and just go and you'd
Speaker 5: sink up to your boobs. You would stick up your
Speaker 5: boobs or more so you had to be careful and
Speaker 5: know the pits that you were jumping in.
Speaker 2: Pat. It was the best pastime ever. This stuff stink.
Speaker 2: You watch it.
Speaker 1: Two two five two six. How many texts come in
Speaker 1: about stink? Playing in the muck pits out at Mead
Speaker 1: Park two two five two six.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's muck, but no, no, but it wouldn't like
Speaker 2: the side of.
Speaker 1: A lake where there's the green algae sludge that it smells.
Speaker 2: It was just whatever.
Speaker 1: But then you'd go in the the little stream that
Speaker 1: ran down there, there was crystal clear, and it would
Speaker 1: and you'd get.
Speaker 2: Clean off there, but then you get demucked.
Speaker 1: Then you'd be going home with no shoes, no socks.
Speaker 1: I mean, but that was you know, that was the eighties.
Speaker 1: You didn't have shoes and socks anyway anymore. But look
Speaker 1: sunk it Mead Gordon's more than once somebody else. The
Speaker 1: mud walk. What about the Environmental Center in Sanford? Anywhere
Speaker 1: with muck was great? Seriously, there was pet It was
Speaker 1: a troop hat. You'd go there and there would be
Speaker 1: twenty of your friends who rode BMX were now there, Yeah.
Speaker 2: More people texting then, Hell, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Okay, spring break in Florida. There's still a few towns
Speaker 3: that more or less you know, are okay with spring break.
Speaker 3: I think we might be getting set across one of
Speaker 3: the bigger ones. Bigger destinations off the list after this year.
Speaker 1: Shenanigan's Pat hold On rewind Uh, we have one right
Speaker 1: in area of Winter Springs. They said the real mud
Speaker 1: walk is in is on the four nineteen Winter Springs.
Speaker 1: Just Chapper on my son's field trip, only dad to go.
Speaker 1: You know what, I totally forgot. We did field trips.
Speaker 1: There's kids, which is how we found out about the
Speaker 1: and from older siblings about all the mud out there
Speaker 1: that you jump in.
Speaker 2: It was awesome. It was a pass you and I.
Speaker 2: We need to go. Pat, come on, I have.
Speaker 1: To have to have my foot procedure I had done
Speaker 1: yesterday healed up and then we're we're going fucking.
Speaker 3: What exactly did you have done to your foot? I
Speaker 3: didn't know you had a foot. We had it, But
Speaker 3: you get an a bunyon.
Speaker 1: Right here, see where they had to cut something out.
Speaker 1: So I had two bones on my pinky my pinky
Speaker 1: toe bone and my bone on the one next to
Speaker 1: it rubbed together and gave me this massive thing. So
Speaker 1: it was like a sore and a callus all mixed.
Speaker 1: So they had to cut that out yesterday and it
Speaker 1: went great. Doctor kicked ass and hell yeah, I'm a
Speaker 1: new man, I was. I've been dealing with this for
Speaker 1: over a year.
Speaker 2: He just you know, you don't worry about your buddy.
Speaker 3: So anyway, go ahead, spring, I just try to keep
Speaker 3: up with your ailments. The foot size.
Speaker 2: What do you do? Panama City Beach has had enough?
Speaker 3: What oh?
Speaker 1: Wait, by the way, I also had a little bit
Speaker 1: of a fungus with the big toenails. To hear this, well,
Speaker 1: you asked you remember when you had to get your
Speaker 1: toenails ripped off. Well, we had to hear that. So
Speaker 1: I I looked at him. I said, hey, Doc, what
Speaker 1: do you think about that? He said, oh, that's nothing.
Speaker 1: He goes put some vixed vapor rub on it. He said,
Speaker 1: it's gonna sound crazy. He put vix vapor rub I bought.
Speaker 1: I bought vasolene by mistake, So I got a tub
Speaker 1: of basolene at home if anybody needs it.
Speaker 2: I'm sure some suggestions will come in on what to
Speaker 2: do with that.
Speaker 1: And now I I need to go get vixed because
Speaker 1: the vapors would helps it out anyway.
Speaker 2: So that's the trick for you people.
Speaker 1: I told him about the stinky feet stuff that a
Speaker 1: lister told us about.
Speaker 2: I do not know what he's gonna rabbit hole, And
Speaker 2: you asked, I answer. I was talking to him.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, something for you, being a diatrist, you know,
Speaker 1: turn your patients onto this stuff called grands. I said,
Speaker 1: I don't even endorse them, but a listener mention them.
Speaker 1: And I have had the cleanest smelling feet pat you'd
Speaker 1: eat lunch off of them?
Speaker 2: No, no, I wonder, I don't think.
Speaker 3: Apparently the police department at Panama City Beach have basically
Speaker 3: said this is going to be it. We've had our
Speaker 3: full departments resources consumed and pushed to the maximum for
Speaker 3: the last time.
Speaker 2: And they have done it forever.
Speaker 3: And they're making it known to the city council there
Speaker 3: and anyone who will listen that.
Speaker 2: Put the word out. This ain't gonna happen here anymore.
Speaker 2: It's been ruined. Who knows. But they may be going
Speaker 2: the way of my beach. Yeah, hell Malucian County. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they laid down the law.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and finally I saw this.
Speaker 2: Oh people did it? No Cala too. A bunch of
Speaker 2: people are texting and the mud and jumping in the muck.
Speaker 2: What's that finally?
Speaker 3: Lot You ever, when you're someplace and you get kind
Speaker 3: of stuck behind someone who's somewhat disabled and they're just
Speaker 3: moving along really incredibly slow, and you you want to
Speaker 3: go around them, but there's not quite enough room. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you start to get annoyed, and then you start to
Speaker 3: think bad things sometimes, and you really shouldn't be You
Speaker 3: should just be more understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. They don't want to be in
Speaker 2: that situation.
Speaker 3: So they're laying this out, and uh, did you know
Speaker 3: that if we encounter this situation what I just described,
Speaker 3: if the person in question that's going so slow also
Speaker 3: has a cane, then all of a sudden, we're not pissed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: Or I thought you were talking about when you were
Speaker 1: saying the slow person the in the little electronic motorized scooter,
Speaker 1: because I had one of them back into me two
Speaker 1: days ago publics. You just turned to my cart and
Speaker 1: didn't even look a lead. I'm moving back for you
Speaker 1: now I bumped into another. It was we had a
Speaker 1: three car pile up in the publics because some lady
Speaker 1: who was probably just you know, not deserving that cart.
Speaker 2: You know, one of now it was just all I
Speaker 2: think it's gonna be easier to occurse around the.
Speaker 3: Cart, so if you have issues getting around at a Caine,
Speaker 3: people have more sympathy for you.
Speaker 2: Empathy.
Speaker 1: I saw it the podiatrist yesterday. I saw out of
Speaker 1: the ten people that I was in the waiting room with,
Speaker 1: by the way, they all cleared me by at least
Speaker 1: twenty five years.
Speaker 2: Will say there were ten people. Eight were on the
Speaker 2: walker things.
Speaker 3: I was getting a little weird. I thought they were
Speaker 3: gonna go a little freaked. Are they gonna bum rush
Speaker 3: he or something? No.
Speaker 1: I was just like I was getting claustrophobic with walkers,
Speaker 1: and I thought, are they gonna I let this go
Speaker 1: for over a year?
Speaker 2: Are they gonna cut my foot off? And now I'm
Speaker 2: gonna need a war. I had everything going through my head,
Speaker 2: pat and it all turned out all right. That did
Speaker 2: except for the vasoline part. I get it prison down.
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