Speaker 1: It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnaco
Speaker 1: and JP Sorrow.
Speaker 2: We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up for these folks.
Speaker 2: We've been for a little boys that year. I don't
Speaker 2: know ny we.
Speaker 1: Ever, it's an artificial tree, so I did artificial job
Speaker 1: at trimming timeess is only exceeded by the inability to
Speaker 1: adjust hollow the third rangling hear the Lapsed Fan got.
Speaker 2: A price for the million Dollar Man, even Santa Claus
Speaker 2: and so no.
Speaker 1: Say it's not so.
Speaker 2: Start off.
Speaker 1: And we very much back. We are twenty twenty four
Speaker 1: to LF Christmas Show, boss Man, Mama Sorrow. The unwrapping
Speaker 1: continues apace, and it's been quite a cross continental and
Speaker 1: international fair so far.
Speaker 2: It's been.
Speaker 1: It's been very exciting. What we got here, boss Man
Speaker 1: has for us. Now the next gift of Christmas.
Speaker 2: This is uh, this is given to us by oh wow.
Speaker 2: This is a longtime fan Walmart.
Speaker 1: Someone someone sent to something from Walmart dot com. So
Speaker 1: the envelope does not portray who this is from, but
Speaker 1: hopefully the contents.
Speaker 2: Let's see here. Yeah, well there is a oh goodness,
Speaker 2: there's there's a lot.
Speaker 1: Of is that what is from the photo department, I imagine,
Speaker 1: I think, so.
Speaker 2: Lets make sure there's nothing else in here. No, no,
Speaker 2: that's good. So we've got two other things in here.
Speaker 2: So we've got wait, no, we've got two envelopes.
Speaker 1: How come you always end up with the ones with
Speaker 1: six different chapters? Do the You should see how confused
Speaker 1: he looks.
Speaker 2: Right, it's like some stationary tis. Oh, oh god, what
Speaker 2: tis the season? Mayor whiskey poor smooth, and your pizza
Speaker 2: be greasy? This holidays in love Steve Gillian and Scott Soudy.
Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute. We've been told to we've been
Speaker 1: told to be very careful about this one. Really, this
Speaker 1: is a this is a gentleman in a group that
Speaker 1: have sent us some very disturbing things over the years.
Speaker 1: Let's just say, Mama sorrow.
Speaker 2: I think Monsar should open it.
Speaker 1: Wrestlers in various state of undress, for.
Speaker 2: Instance, PS, you'll know what's Oh oh, they don't. It's
Speaker 2: just a warning of the thing. It's not actually it's
Speaker 2: literally a warning. It's basically saying it's a Christmas card. PS,
Speaker 2: you'll know what's from us when you open them. All
Speaker 2: four will make your dreams come true.
Speaker 1: All four Yeah, how are we going to handle this?
Speaker 2: I have no clue, I mean, because the problem is
Speaker 2: there's no address. Well, the presumably there'll be four in
Speaker 2: one package. Yeah, that's usually what they do. They usually
Speaker 2: send four things in one package because otherwise you're playing
Speaker 2: you're playing four shipping prices, and I'm kind of that
Speaker 2: so I don't know which I Usually i'll say this.
Speaker 2: Usually it's one of those types of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's pointing at poster boards and such that this
Speaker 1: is from you know, this is from Steve Grosheim, which
Speaker 1: we'll definitely get to Steve. Don't worry about that, but
Speaker 1: we want to keep this on the rails and respond
Speaker 1: to what they're trying to get us to do. A
Speaker 1: Walmart dot com. That's a good hint. It's got to
Speaker 1: be it something else marked Walmart dot com.
Speaker 2: I take the.
Speaker 1: Risk that this is the right one. But I'm very
Speaker 1: glad we opened that in order. I I think he
Speaker 1: did warn us to do that, but it skipped my mind.
Speaker 1: But that's the first where we get warning ahead of
Speaker 1: the package.
Speaker 2: I know. I've never gotten that before. Usually we get
Speaker 2: the warning inside the package, not in a separate package.
Speaker 1: And so longtime fans of TLF will remember, on our
Speaker 1: very first Christmas show, Steve sent us a picture of
Speaker 1: Jerry Lawler in his bed with no shirt on, and
Speaker 1: it said blessed and cursive on it, and.
Speaker 2: Well, usually his gifts are our bombs.
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, we'll be the judge of
Speaker 1: that here on that f and Christmas show. Damn right, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a I can't swear it. Cats, you can cares
Speaker 1: you're comfortable.
Speaker 2: But all right, so we got something, of course. It's
Speaker 2: it's a poster, you know.
Speaker 1: Take a look, boss, The solar systems counting on you.
Speaker 1: They've been waiting for this. It's the unwrapping. It's t
Speaker 1: l F Xmas. What is it? He's unfolding a poster.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you this. The fire is roaring, so I'm.
Speaker 1: Prepared A what is it? A picture of?
Speaker 2: Hold on? I can't really tell.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you serious? No? No, where is that?
Speaker 2: It's Tommy Dreamer. Okay, what do you think mom?
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: You want it. You want to bring it home.
Speaker 1: I think that'll look lovely over your mantle.
Speaker 2: I know, I don't. I mean, that's one.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this, But he said he said, there's
Speaker 1: more than one.
Speaker 2: He said, there's four.
Speaker 1: I mean, who could it give me more ridiculous than that.
Speaker 2: I mean, hey, I'll tell you what. It's not as
Speaker 2: bad as Jeff Hardy large. Oh my god. They had
Speaker 2: this printed, can.
Speaker 1: You imagine, and then have the courage to have it
Speaker 1: sent to their own house. They had it sent straight
Speaker 1: to our po box so that we had to take
Speaker 1: the heat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's from Jillian, so it's definitely on the That's
Speaker 2: not the thing here.
Speaker 1: This is so disturbing. You know, this is a good
Speaker 1: time as any to mention that folks at home should
Speaker 1: know that. Right before, right as we hit record to
Speaker 1: start the twenty twenty four to LF Christmas Show, Papa Sorrow,
Speaker 1: who's also in the house. Oh yes, appeared right over
Speaker 1: my left shoulder here and dropped trow and mooned ust. Yes,
Speaker 1: in his pajama pants.
Speaker 2: That's something. That's not the first time he's done that too.
Speaker 2: He's done that before or when we've been recording, were
Speaker 2: recording something and he did that, remember, I don't I
Speaker 2: can't remember what it was, but he was he was
Speaker 2: doing maybe maybe I was recording by myself or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But I remember this, but he did it. I definitely
Speaker 1: belink that was a fresh visual. Yeah, it didn't strike
Speaker 1: me as something I've seen before. Well, I guess we
Speaker 1: didn't go hunting here. You might have put it out,
Speaker 1: you know, you might have put it out. Uh that
Speaker 1: memory out to pasture will.
Speaker 2: All right, this is not it? Oh god, god, six,
Speaker 2: what are you guys doing? Center? Oh no, I know
Speaker 2: what this is. I don't know what's on it, but
Speaker 2: I can tell what it is.
Speaker 1: It's that Christmas show, is what it is. It's a
Speaker 1: Christmas show.
Speaker 2: I hope, I hope. I hope they're mortified that you
Speaker 2: know my mom's watching this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, that's not something anybody plan. Nobody sending us what
Speaker 1: you you guys did it? You popped the boss.
Speaker 2: I can tell you who's not gonna pop. Holy. Okay,
Speaker 2: first of all, okay, there are two of them here,
Speaker 2: so I mean, I don't know. I people needn use
Speaker 2: this anymore. Honestly, people use mousepaths anymore.
Speaker 1: Is it a mouse pad?
Speaker 2: It's a mouse pad and on it is two of them,
Speaker 2: one for you.
Speaker 1: I'll get it. Oh, for Christ's sake? Yeah, you do?
Speaker 1: Who is this?
Speaker 2: You're you're looking at him. Mom, it's Christmas magic.
Speaker 1: It's Christmas magic. Yes, it's me without hair shelling. And uh,
Speaker 1: let's pounds on me too, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: Here show this one to my moment.
Speaker 1: I asked myself that question every time they resurface this
Speaker 1: god forsaken headshot of mine, which I don't even know
Speaker 1: where it's from, but they just it's Jack Cina. And
Speaker 1: then this one they did one of of me. They
Speaker 1: also did one of JP. Would you like to see it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's Michael P. S Hays with the
Speaker 1: Confederate flag over his crotch. Now they do this, they
Speaker 1: just order it on walmart dot com. You can upload
Speaker 1: a photo and they'll get you on the internet.
Speaker 2: Mom, you can get anything on the internet.
Speaker 1: Now, let me. Would you be surprised if I told
Speaker 1: you that this gentleman thought of himself as a heart
Speaker 1: throb and a playboy in the nineteen eighties. Does he
Speaker 1: look to you like someone of the ladies would just
Speaker 1: fall over for in the eighties or do you think
Speaker 1: he's really.
Speaker 2: Me? That's not me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen pumped
Speaker 1: the brakes. We showed her a picture of Michael Hayes
Speaker 1: Freebirds Heyday eighty five, Texas with the Confederate flag over
Speaker 1: his crotch. And she actually and she thought it was
Speaker 1: you in a blonde wig. Take a good look at
Speaker 1: that more closely, if you could, you think that's JP.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that just happened. It's Christmas magic.
Speaker 2: I believe it. Uh No, I wonder how your husband
Speaker 2: react to that?
Speaker 1: Make him cry? So he wouldn't. He wouldn't be somebody
Speaker 1: that would appeal to anybody sexually, right, Oh?
Speaker 2: Anything? So, but.
Speaker 1: Except I don't think it should go robbery.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't go robbery, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that Steve and Gillian and Scott are just
Speaker 1: killing us. What is this a pillow? What are we
Speaker 1: gonna do with a pillow? Guys? Seriously? Can you oh
Speaker 1: my god?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, both sides. I don't know if anyone will
Speaker 2: want this.
Speaker 1: How can somebody do this to us? I mean, does
Speaker 1: do people not consider that we've got to do something
Speaker 1: with these items after the Christmas show is over?
Speaker 2: I don't know that. I mean, I mean they know
Speaker 2: if they're hard earned money gets thrown away.
Speaker 1: It's a picture. I think they love that. You just
Speaker 1: showed me the video of last year's gift from I got.
Speaker 2: To put it up on on on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Apparently it looks like it doesn't it, Yes, anything mouse pad,
Speaker 1: palow case, but they have to get a We can
Speaker 1: even get it printed on a steak. From what I understand,
Speaker 1: you can get you can get anything on the internet.
Speaker 1: But if you haven't posed, because I have, there are
Speaker 1: other picture people have. Everybody has a picture on the internet.
Speaker 2: You absolutely do. I've posted pictures of you on the Internet,
Speaker 2: so they could have put your face right here.
Speaker 1: No, thank you. Don't get any ideas. There's no guarantee
Speaker 1: she'll do the show next year if she thinks that's incoming.
Speaker 1: But uh, you know Steve Listeners last year and Jillian
Speaker 1: wire Call gave us the cardboard cutout almost life size
Speaker 1: of Jeff Hardy. Yes, and boss tell, tell, tell the
Speaker 1: folks at home, what happened to that gift? I put
Speaker 1: it in the fire I watched the video today. He
Speaker 1: literally put it in his fireplace.
Speaker 2: Like you can see. It's funny because it doesn't look
Speaker 2: real right. It looks so bizarre because at least it
Speaker 2: looks like I've put a photoshop image of Jeff Hardy
Speaker 2: in the fireplace. But no, it's legit, and you see
Speaker 2: him burn the way he should.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna do my damnest. He said four gifts, right,
Speaker 1: Well I think two those were two. Ah, okay, good,
Speaker 1: I think that's all. I think it's all for all right.
Speaker 1: I really hope, yeah, yes, I really hope that we've
Speaker 1: done it in the order that they intended. I can't
Speaker 1: think of a more epic order than what we just followed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: By the hand of God directing us to open certain
Speaker 1: gifts in certain orders. Well, we want to thank you guys.
Speaker 1: We know that you will get couldn't get more solid members.
Speaker 1: Every time we go on the road, their faces are
Speaker 1: out there in the crowd and that means the world
Speaker 1: to us. So Merry Christmas to you and yours, and
Speaker 1: we'll continue with more of the twenty twenty four TLF
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