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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Boto next to him. We lost dancing, and

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Nathan's like, oh no, I couldn't hear because it was

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so loud and the party was so crazy that we

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slammed the fucking yacht into a century's old retaining wall.

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And Sandy goes, yeah, this is a big deal.

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Speaker 3: It's never happened to me before, Hilo, Welcome back TV.

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Speaker 2: A brand new species of below Deck. It is below

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Deck Mediterranean. I feel like we just I feel like

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the body is not left to cool down.

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Speaker 1: You know. I think you're referring to starting this new

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season while the last one just said it, Yeah, that's

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the churn of it.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's dare I say disrespectful to the

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sea rats that we've just spent to see.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is the this is this is the

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game that we play, This is what we're in, This

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is the business we're in. Dylan, Yeah, you can't stop this.

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This is the machine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm Dylan. That's permission to come aboard, granted, Klen,

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what's up? So we're here for a brand new season

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of Sandy and the Gang Kermit is back, and so

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are Joe and Nathan.

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Speaker 1: I knew you were going to start this way, Dylan. Yeah,

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but I don't want the audience to be cynical about

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this season just because these four knuckleheads are back, because

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there's a positive side to this. Okay, there's lots of

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sea rats, and I mean lots. And what do I

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always say about sea rats? The more the better, the

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more the better. Do you always say that about I

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always say that about sea rats, The more the better,

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more the better, like curiosity and wisdom, the more the better.

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Like sex parties with no ugly people, the more the better.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm, pizza pizza.

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you you, honestly, you get sick of sex parties with

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no ugly people. I mean, that's the thing. I don't

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think so now at a certain point, these sick.

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Speaker 1: People, I'll go home, I'll take a nap.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean the lifestyle though, you know, eventually you start,

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you know, I mean, look at Hugh Hefner. He's bringing

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German shepherds into the bed. You get to a point

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where you go, even this is not doing it for me.

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Speaker 4: Anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's a good point, thank you. Well, all right, the

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point I always making, Why don't.

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Speaker 2: We have two sides of the street. Why don't you

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be your delusional, nonsensical optimist and I'll be the realist

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on this side of the street. That's going to say,

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I'm very concerned about not just Joe. Joe is the

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fans who listen to us every week know are distained

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for Joe. It's a middling Cocksman melodrama that we're just over.

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Speaker 1: But Nate, I finish.

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Speaker 2: Nate, I would say, is arguably worse. Nate is this

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apple of Sandy's eye that is almost too incompetent for

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the station. But more than that is just his management style,

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the way he communicates with people, the insecurity, in the

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position breeding. This just fucking bizarre lashing out here and there.

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I'm not a fan of the the central like the

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nucleus of med right now. Ashia's great, but Asha's married

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to Scott. Like, I just think we need some turnover

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with this. I don't want Joe and Nathan and Asha

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and Sandy. It's just not it's not working.

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Speaker 1: Bib, I agree with everything that just came out of

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your pie hole.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: With that. With that, we still have six other fucking

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sea rats marching on this boat.

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Speaker 2: And and and gem or what's Jen Jen? Jen with

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a G? That's right, okay, we got we got Jen

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with a G. She's on Shutter Island from you know,

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sun Up.

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Speaker 4: I mean it's nuts.

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Speaker 2: Got Joy, we got Luke, We got Joy. I love

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Joy Joy, a woman after my own heart. My god,

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what a masterful sea rat.

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Speaker 1: It's competent.

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into I give it four pots. Okay this episode, you

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give it four pots. This is an amazing start.

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Speaker 2: I gave it four pat.

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Speaker 1: Caitlyn, do you mind asking Ai Mode on your phone

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if Nate and his beautiful baby mama are still together?

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Speaker 2: You love Gail? I love Gail.

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Speaker 1: He does not deserve her. He's an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Also, I'll go.

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Speaker 2: To patreon dot com for Summer House and Right Island

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and the Eurotrip Breakdown and pmz's coming this week too.

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Speaker 1: As a bosin, I would argue your only job is

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to not smash the boat into the fucking side of

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the dock.

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Speaker 2: Can I say one more? Thing really quickly. I know

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we've heard uh the patrons, and we have the best

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Patreon Patreon ever, but we've heard that there's some issues

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with the the sending it to We're going to fix

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the Apple podcast thing. Oh yeah, well we'll get on that. Okay, Sorry,

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the real world is to ensure that this very expensive

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vessel does not smash into the side of Yes.

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crash the multimillion dollar vessel there.

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Speaker 1: On, right, and this imbecile Yeah night one day one.

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Speaker 2: It was really loud. That's why ah craud, ah crid.

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fucking crashed the yacht.

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then leave the vessel and be fired. Yeah you need

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to go Yeah, okay, all right, that didn't happen. But

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your Actually they would just two other people would then

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pick your body up and sway you back and forth

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and then just hurl you off the boat into the wine.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, it's a really good point. I'm

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gonna give it six pots because we did crash the yacht.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, normally that doesn't happen. I don't think it's ever happened.

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Speaker 2: And this is what we say all the time, that

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we will not fall victim to the gas lighting of

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the cottage industry of vibes around the show. Okay, we

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know that it's not a good vacation. We know that

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it's subjecting upper middle class people too incompetence, so we

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want our bosuns to put the vessels in danger.

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Speaker 4: And because of that, I'm good with it.

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, So we're gonna have to accept that Captain

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Sandy is who Captain Sandy is. We're going to have

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to accept Kermit who her persona is, which is she's

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not going to have sex with anybody. She is going

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to make gross statements about like eating shit and I

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don't know, eating ass or whatever, and.

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Speaker 2: Basically just eating shit and eating ass.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think Nate or Joe, one of the

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two are not going to survive the next three episodes.

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Speaker 2: It harkens back to that episode of Entourage where Ari

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has to choose which Sclar brother to fire.

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Speaker 1: They're twins, their twin so those two are very annoying,

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by the way, because they finish the finish each other's sentences,

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and they do it as a bit and I want

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to choke both of them, and I'll choke either of them.

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Speaker 2: I was in La Mille coffee and I was with

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Little Lucy, and I.

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Speaker 4: Go, oh, look, Sclar brothers.

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Speaker 2: It's the Sclar brothers just hanging out, having a meet

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and eating some croissants. But in this episode of Entourage,

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one of the Scolar brothers cheats on the other Sclar

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brothers wife and they bang, right. But the one that

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committed the infidelity against the brother, the cane of the situation,

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is a better agent.

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Speaker 4: So Ri a.

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Speaker 2: Goldfire, is the one that got his marriage taken apart. Anyways, Joe,

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while he's a scumbag and a worse human being, I

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do think can't not be better at this than Nathan,

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who is a family man and cares about Cuban women,

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and he's just he's a great guy. Right, he went

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to Turkey, he got new hair.

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Speaker 4: Its all great.

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Speaker 2: He's not a good boson, Okay, So fire him.

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Speaker 1: Is he still with gel?

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Speaker 2: They announced their split last month?

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Speaker 1: Oh great?

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Speaker 2: Whoa Okay?

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Speaker 1: For that reason and many others, I'm gonna give this

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one hundred.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: There are so many lookers on this goddamn boat. I

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am so excited for this season. And they're all single.

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Speaker 2: Kaylee, Kaylee, Jim, Jen Cat Joy, Luke, Cool, Cooper, Joe, Nathan.

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That's the cast.

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Speaker 1: It's great. Those are all the series and a wonderful

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group of first guests. There's a dude there, and I

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always love old dudes that show up with They hang

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on to that long hair. I don't know what they're thinking,

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like keeping that young hair. It's like, oh my god,

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holy shit, is that Jacob e Lordie? Is that Jacob

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e Lordie over there? Oh no, oh Jesus Christ, it's

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some old, fat, fucking white face, red face, fucking old dude.

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Speaker 2: Oh gross, Oh no, oh no, I've once again confused

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a six foot five, twenty five year old to don

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is for a fat guy that runs X country shows

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in Las Vegas. I did it again? How do I

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Speaker 1: He turns around, Yeah, yeah, you don't do that.

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what do we call them flight attendant.

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Speaker 1: I don't know anymore. I get in trouble. I called

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stewardess one time. Someone corrected me in that I'll never

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listen to your show again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh dare, Yeah, well you know I would never

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listen to us either. But this flight attendant sees this guy.

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This guy's trying to get to the bathroom. The seatbelt

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sign is on, sir, and they get into it right.

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long hair of the old man is the long ponytail

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with the ball top. That's one that I just he

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spins around and there's that thing on the back, and

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you just go, who I am?

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Speaker 4: In economy?

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Speaker 2: It is disgusting back here. I feel like I'm at

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a fucking carnival that costs six hundred.

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Speaker 1: I told you what they have to do just to

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make I'm sure you know who you are and where

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you are and where you stand in society is just

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start throwing penis. Hey pigs, eat up fuck economy.

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Speaker 2: Economy. Yeah yikes, Hey, hey, you know that Michael Jackson

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documentary just came out it did you know what?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: You can't wind down and watch a salacious doc without

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a good blanket, I agree with you. Okay, nothing makes

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sitting around and relaxing better than Lola blankets.

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Speaker 1: I agree. I had that wrapped around me while I

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Speaker 2: You know, we've been getting up in the mornings. It's

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been chilly with the baby. We wrap ourselves up with

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a bottle and our child and we throw on whatever

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we've been watching lately, whether it's Below Deck or a

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Bravo show, and nothing completes that package more than a

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Lola blanket.

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Speaker 1: It's like being in a cocoon. You seen that movie.

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Speaker 4: Lola is the world's number one shut up.

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Speaker 2: Lola is the number one blanket on planet Earth, crafted

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with ultrasoft luxury faux fur and a signature of four

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Speaker 1: You've seen Cocoon one. Lola instantly elevates your space.

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Speaker 2: It's unbelievably soft, be beautifully designed, and makes your home

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feel cozy and curated. Okay, this is not some blanket

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you won at a carnival game that you cannot display

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in your living room. Okay, It's not a Dodger's blanket

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you got for being there three hours early. Okay, this

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minute of the show. Asha's ramen is on the way,

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and again we've got this. You three is a family

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are going to be the the you know, the strength

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of character that gets us through this season. You're talking

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to Nathan and Joe. Cut to Joe Nathan quite possibly

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punching each other in the face. But Croatia is heading

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to Croatia. Now, Asha does speak about you know, is

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it an o lingus?

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Speaker 4: Is that the correct term?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Aylan, Kaylyn, can you look that up?

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Speaker 1: Is it as? I believe it's an lingus? Right because

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I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, Kay, you don't need to look

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that up. It's fine. Nobody needs that on their computer.

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Speaker 1: I love Croatia. It's sandy, it's a great port. And

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a little fun fact is a little popular show used

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to film here.

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Speaker 4: Game of Wars?

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Speaker 1: Oh, game of film? Oh wow, who gives a shit?

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Speaker 2: Hey they they filmed Game of Thrones.

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Speaker 1: He you know she brought this up like three years ago.

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Speaker 2: Yeahs it is Analingus and the picture that they have

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on Wikipedia for it is very graphic, very graphic. I

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figured he was going to wade into those waters. How

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could you not? With the Analingus Google search?

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Speaker 1: Right, let's move on. Can I say this? Yeah, it

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wasn't Game of Thrones like fifteen years ago at this point,

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probably not that much, but at least ten.

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Speaker 2: It ended probably six or seven years ago.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, you see that gelato stand over there. That's

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the very spot where Demarus walked over into that funeral

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pyre and didn't get burned.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Cool?

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Speaker 4: Do you know where?

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Speaker 1: Do you know where the restrooms are? I need to

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take a shit.

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Speaker 2: No, they didn't shoot any doth Raki stuff in Croatia.

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Oh what a stupid thing to say, right, No, but

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a lot of King's landing was shot at Croix. I

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believe the famous scene with Pedro Pascal in the mountain

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was probably shot in crow a show.

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Speaker 4: Right season three.

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Speaker 1: Is Pedro Pascal the guy who plays the Mandelorian.

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Speaker 4: He's the guy that's in everything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, I hate his voice.

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Speaker 2: And he was also in that movie with Dakota Johnson

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and Jake Captain America. Jake about what's that movie? You

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know that movie we I'm talking about? Dakota Johnson plays

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a matchmaker.

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Speaker 1: It's got He's in too many things.

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Speaker 2: Pedro Pascal plays and listen, we'll get into the show.

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But it's Friday. We have rose. Just give us a break, Okay.

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Pedro Pascal plays a bachelor that Dakota Johnson has fallen

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in love with.

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Speaker 1: What is the film Materialists? The Materialists.

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Speaker 2: And uh he it's revealed in just the most bizarre way.

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You should probably check out the movie.

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Speaker 1: It's all the worse. You're selling the shit out of it.

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Speaker 2: Pedro Mescal confesses to having undergone a surgery when he

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was younger, wherein it was a Ronan Pharaoh type surgery

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where they break his bones because he was so short,

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and they added, oh yeah, yeah, that's how you tall inches.

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So there's this big moment and then they end their relationship.

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Speaker 4: It's get in the comments.

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Speaker 2: Listen if you've seen material lists. I'm so sorry. I'm

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so sorry that I just did that. Okay, we're in Croatia.

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They shot Game of Thrones there. It's very very cool.

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Nathan and Gale had a sea rat baby.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Carmen arrives first. Her wedding is just around the corner,

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but she's got one more season to go. And then

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the good news for all of us, she's got a

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lot of stews and as Patty pointed out, the more

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stews the better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the more sea rets the better.

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Speaker 1: That's right. And then Nate arrives next, and you'll never

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guess who's back on the boat, Joe.

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Speaker 2: Well, are you fast warning through Caden and Gale being there? Well,

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because this is what I wanted to address earlier on.

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You know, we have this valley thing where we're watching

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the show and it's just all these babies throwing up

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and you know, postpartum and stuff like that. Now we've

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got a bosin who and this goes to further my

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point of the case against Nate being on the show.

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We've got a bosin who bizarrely white nights in a

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really aggressive way. That's not fun. But now we've got

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his baby at a rental a block and a half away,

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so we're not doing any ball of snake stuff with

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him either. No, he's going to be phoning back to

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the rental and going back. We're gonna the cameras are

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going to go to that fucking rental numerous times throughout

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the season. And it's like, but but actually, you guys

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split up a month ago. Who fucking gives a shit

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about this? We have babies. We don't need to see

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the babies on below deck. We need to see fucking

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runaways blacking out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yes, I think fuck. I think producers need

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to understand who they're catering this show for, and it

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is not bums and dads that want to see family

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home life. We do not want to see any of

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this socking and fucking.

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Speaker 2: Socking and thoughts socking and fucking ball of snakes. We

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want to serve these guests lobsters, spring rolls one hundred times.

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We don't want to check in on the fucking newborn.

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All right, So charged season is coming up for the

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Captain of the Game of Oarzations, Scott are getting engaged.

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He has a lot of student's captain Sandy bringing Gail

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back that led to baby Caden and also would lead

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to their ultimate collapse and a split home.

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Speaker 4: So thank you very much, Sandy.

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Speaker 2: Nathan doesn't like how Joe dealt with women in the past.

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Speaker 1: I don't like how you deal with women. You just

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had a baby and you can't hang it together, you

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immature son of.

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Speaker 2: A bitch exactly, And also, who the fuck gives a

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fucking shit. Obviously it's not great, but but dead horse,

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you make it so much louder than it needs to be.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, Joy Joy.

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Speaker 4: She's been cooking in Kee chens for fourteen years.

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Speaker 1: I believe.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, she style did cooking when she was fourteen.

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Speaker 1: Started out as a dish washer. I believe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll I'll get better at the French as well.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but you don't need to though. The most important

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part is she cooked for Leo and Rihanna, but mostly Leo.

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I was wondering if Leo ever ate lunch outside of

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the high school of the girl he was dating.

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Speaker 2: You know, hey, he already is disgusting. Let's not make

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accusations of criminality.

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Speaker 1: Well, he needs to pull a clooney. At some point,

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you got to get married, even if you don't want to.

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Speaker 2: It's becoming a thing where it's like, we love you.

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But this is so gross.

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Speaker 4: M h.

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Speaker 2: What are you putting on fucking bo's headphones listening to

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Slipknot and banging twenty two year old? So you can't

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do that forever? Leo, Okay, I know it helps you

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get into character or whatever, but we've got to find

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an international lawyer and we've got to get married. I

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think everybody agrees. We all agree, all right, So she

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says what she means, Joy's gonna be a pit viper.

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Asha and Nathan speak on Joe Bradley. Aisha refers to

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him as a crazy uncle. It's apped Cooper from South

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Carolina gets there stun casting.

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Speaker 1: He was apparently voted most likely to accidentally kill someone

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on a boat. Apparently on his CVA. It looks like

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he filled out his application while he was actually stepping

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on the boat. I think they're messing with playing with

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fire here with this guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Cooper sent in his application and at various different portions,

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he just volunt tiered that he had CTE. He just

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wrote it in and it was completely unnecessary. Nobody was

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really asking about it. But yes, he was a former

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football player, big guy, big South Carolinian guy, big fucking cornstock,

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the human being. He's here to be a fucking c rat. Okay,

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so we'll see what happens with Cooper.

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Speaker 1: Who was that asshole that I hated like three seasons

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ago that stole the He used to play a character

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that he stole from a millerte commercial. Oh yeah, anyway, sorry,

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I just I hated that guy.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, what was his name?

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Speaker 1: Culver? Colver?

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Speaker 2: God, Culver, Oh God, that is a that is a

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family that has too much money.

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Speaker 1: Remember when they used to give us one star reviews

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because I talked about what a loser he was. Keep

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him coming.

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Speaker 2: I welcome that me too.

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Speaker 1: I love a one star every once in a while.

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You know they're not fun. Yeah, oh wow, don't even

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hide it.

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Speaker 2: Fuck man. The craziest thing about Culver is and again, sorry,

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I know it's we got to get into the show,

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but I think he literally was with the hottest person

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to ever be on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he was so crazy. Keith Stone, Keith Stone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure he's doing great, though. I would rather

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Culver than Nate or Joe and I'm being dead on it.

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Oh no, all right, So Cooper, I want to say,

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is a little bummed about being a c rat because

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you could have been in the NFL. But being in

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the NFL is not all it's cracked up to be.

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Look at somebody like Aaron Hernandez. We meet the little

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energizer bunny what is her name?

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Speaker 1: K He's got a lot of energy. I don't know

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if I'm gonna be able to tolerate that.

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Speaker 4: Well, the good thing is you just watching on TV.

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You're not dating or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you know, Pat does not like people with

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unnecessary amounts of PIP what what is it? Pep? I was?

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Speaker 1: I went out, I brought my son out to lunch.

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Speaker 2: He hates PEP. Doesn't like it at all. I don't

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like it either.

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Speaker 1: I went a good neighbor with my son and we

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had lunch today and there was this fucking dude. It

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was clearly across the room, but the place wasn't packed,

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so you could hear his voice. He is having a

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conversation with a group of people that were across the

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other room, and so he shouting. He had a lot

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of energy. And he ended every sentence no. But it

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felt like that, and it was like, I don't know,

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like eleven thirty in the morning and he's like, okay, oh,

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you're gonna be military. Well, let me tell you something.

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When you get there, you give it, You're all okay.

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I'm like, this guy's got is? He like a fucking

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like life coach. I fucking hated that guy. He had

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too much energy and I couldn't wait. The family was

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being very polite, right and when they left, he had

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no one to talk to him. I was like, thank god,

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enjoy being alone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's you walking Amendosino farms. They go, hey,

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have you dined with us before? What the fuck are.

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Speaker 4: You talking about?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Kick your pep out of my face if I

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ever died? What an irrelevant fucking question.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to pay twenty two dollars for a four

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thousand calorie tune a fish sawich salad.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, the time crunch is seven hundred and navy calendaries.

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Speaker 1: How'd you do that.

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Speaker 2: To a salad?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Have you dined with us before? All right, Luke, we

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also meet and at this point, I'm going, can we

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get some fucking chirons please.

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Speaker 1: Like, I know, it's tough.

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Speaker 2: So we're moving through these seat it's just crazy. We

471
00:25:01,599 --> 00:25:03,359
got Jim and Cat.

472
00:25:04,039 --> 00:25:06,640
Speaker 1: The thing that Jen has been a chief stew that's

473
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,279
the easiest part to remember though, She has been a

474
00:25:09,559 --> 00:25:11,880
chief stew. And then just remember Kat for the person

475
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,039
that's been peed on before.

476
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, see write history.

477
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:20,039
Speaker 2: She fell asleep and there's a human being actually urinating

478
00:25:20,039 --> 00:25:25,759
on her, which is beyond a crime. I mean beyond

479
00:25:25,799 --> 00:25:28,759
the crime thrown in the back of a cruiser for

480
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:29,559
that kind of shit.

481
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 4: Kat also reminds me of Kat.

482
00:25:33,839 --> 00:25:36,799
Speaker 1: The rocket scientist I believe who we spoke season one

483
00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:38,559
from seasons multiple times.

484
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love her.

485
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: She's not a fan of yours.

486
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,640
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of hers. You know, it's very rare.

487
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,799
We talk about it all the time. The number one

488
00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:49,200
reason for me to not be a fan of you

489
00:25:49,319 --> 00:25:51,000
is to not be a fan of me being Cat

490
00:25:51,039 --> 00:25:52,880
of a special thing, because she's one of the rare

491
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,559
people that hates me, and I love her.

492
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,599
Speaker 4: Rocket scientists, that's funny.

493
00:25:56,799 --> 00:25:57,839
Speaker 1: Nuclear physicists.

494
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

495
00:25:59,839 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 2: Okay, So we get to the.

496
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,279
Speaker 1: Kurmit has her first meeting with her interiors, and she

497
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,200
gives shift appointments and does not appoint a seconds too,

498
00:26:10,759 --> 00:26:13,960
despite Jen being a chiefs two before.

499
00:26:14,559 --> 00:26:18,039
Speaker 2: It seems like all of the gals have impressive cvs.

500
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,480
So that's gonna set us up for a kind of

501
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:26,079
early low rung squabble in the game of wars. Okay,

502
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,319
and it's one that we relish and look forward to

503
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,680
and welcome with open hearts. This is a great aspect

504
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,640
of the show and they've cast this perfectly. But Jen

505
00:26:35,039 --> 00:26:38,559
is not thrilled. Again, that's Jen with a G.

506
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,519
Speaker 1: I actually like her name. Are you you fucking kidding me?

507
00:26:43,599 --> 00:26:45,799
We've had so many fucked out names here that I've

508
00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:49,880
had to try and remember or pronounce correctly. Jen, Jen,

509
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:54,240
I like it, Caitlin.

510
00:26:54,319 --> 00:26:57,799
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of someone named Jen spelling.

511
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: It with a G?

512
00:26:58,319 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 2: Absolutely not? Okay, it's patently insane.

513
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: Endor how hard that was to remember? Tattooing That was

514
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:10,480
fucked out?

515
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 2: Man.

516
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, she wasn't even on the show, No, she was not.

517
00:27:15,319 --> 00:27:18,519
Speaker 2: She hated her parents hated him.

518
00:27:19,079 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 1: Do you check her out on open OnlyFans?

519
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 2: No?

520
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: Five dollars? He's your feet okay, all right, Joe and

521
00:27:31,759 --> 00:27:33,759
his guns arrive. He's been working out.

522
00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:38,599
Speaker 2: This tank top is so goddamn infuriating. He's always trying

523
00:27:38,599 --> 00:27:41,720
excuse me for being crassed. He's never not trying to

524
00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:45,799
get pussy now ever, it's it's the only thing he

525
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,200
ever tries to do. Yes, showing up at this boat

526
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,319
with this tanked up on, knowing you're gonna have some

527
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:57,039
glances of some stews, it's just so fucking obvious.

528
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 1: It's uh, well, it's funny.

529
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,319
Speaker 2: You're a karate kids trying to catch mosquitoes.

530
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 4: That a thin air.

531
00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:04,839
Speaker 1: I saw you do that too.

532
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,079
Speaker 2: No, I know, I know, I know, but he was faster.

533
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: Well, he's Joe says he wants to do the boating

534
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,240
world until he dies. And I was thinking he loves

535
00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:18,720
the boating world because he likes having sex with twenty

536
00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:22,599
year olds. Yep, when he's an old, wrinkled old fuck

537
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:27,480
I think the open sea will be less attractive to him.

538
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe pick up some oil rig work. I don't

539
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,400
know what he's going to do, but yeah, I mean,

540
00:28:32,519 --> 00:28:35,559
you know, it's just tired. Nathan and Joe are very

541
00:28:35,599 --> 00:28:40,400
awkward straight out of the gate. And yeah, again it's

542
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:45,400
this dynamic where Nathan cares so much.

543
00:28:45,839 --> 00:28:47,799
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what did you call him a white King

544
00:28:48,039 --> 00:28:51,640
White Night, White Night. Yeah. Then we get to sea

545
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,599
rats all chatting with each other about who they plan

546
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,079
on banging on the boat. It's an age old ritual.

547
00:28:57,119 --> 00:28:58,960
I think it predates fire. I love it.

548
00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh for.

549
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,759
Speaker 1: Funny like how we all group up and go who's hot?

550
00:29:02,759 --> 00:29:03,200
Who's hot?

551
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:06,839
Speaker 2: I would say this predates fire by probably two hundred

552
00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:11,440
thousand years. Yeah. Sea reret's talking about who they're gonna

553
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:17,839
fucking slam because there's always been runaways, you know, people

554
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,200
that didn't belong to the village.

555
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 4: So what do they do.

556
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 2: They cast themselves out to the open waters of the

557
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,920
yachting industry, and they suffer for it. That's why we

558
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,480
watched the show. Luke had a couple of different jobs.

559
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: Hold on, this is our first sea rat history.

560
00:29:35,279 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 2: Can I be a little critical for a second? Okay,

561
00:29:37,519 --> 00:29:39,960
it's certainly not our first sea red history. It's the

562
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,960
first sea rat history that peaked your interest, because we've

563
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,839
had plenty of sea red histories. In the first like

564
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,759
twenty minutes of the show, we're meeting the cast, but

565
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,279
this is this is your favorite?

566
00:29:51,559 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, fine, Sea red history. Yep, let's judge. This

567
00:29:58,759 --> 00:30:05,640
one's a little murky. He tells us he's had so

568
00:30:05,759 --> 00:30:10,319
many dreams. He wanted to be in the military, personal trainer, waiter,

569
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:16,200
see rescue. I don't think those are dreams so much.

570
00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:20,000
His jobs, right, dell? Right? Like a job is being

571
00:30:20,039 --> 00:30:23,920
a Walmart door greeter. Right, that's not a dream. It's

572
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,920
a job because you can do that being morbidly obese,

573
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,519
and all you have to do is one wave, one arm.

574
00:30:31,599 --> 00:30:34,759
Speaker 2: Right, people come in, you go. You're killing yourself being here,

575
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,319
and that's it.

576
00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: That's right. Dream is being a backup dnswer for Beyonce

577
00:30:39,359 --> 00:30:39,680
or something?

578
00:30:39,759 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 2: Right. Uh so something's a job to right.

579
00:30:43,039 --> 00:30:46,839
Speaker 1: Well, something smells very fishy about this wrap minus five points.

580
00:30:46,839 --> 00:30:52,640
I smell compulsive. Liar, Liar, that's a fucking sturdy accusation.

581
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,640
Well we'll see, all right, team meeting.

582
00:30:56,759 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 2: You imagine being a now I don't want to be

583
00:30:59,519 --> 00:31:05,279
a coastal elitist. Okay, can you imagine being a work

584
00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:08,519
in the register at Walmart? Just the horrors that would

585
00:31:08,519 --> 00:31:12,559
come down the conveyor belt. Really, you're gonna do three

586
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,200
packs of peanut butter oreos?

587
00:31:14,559 --> 00:31:14,599
Speaker 5: You?

588
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a show.

589
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,599
Speaker 2: I would last.

590
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: I would last an hour.

591
00:31:28,359 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 2: I would I can't I just saw a woman in

592
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:36,720
a wheelchair. I can't even describe what she just bought.

593
00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:39,319
Then this guy came through.

594
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:43,119
Speaker 1: I can't do I'd be murdered. They someone would kill me,

595
00:31:44,079 --> 00:31:47,839
and then I'd kill myself. I don't know how that

596
00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:50,359
would happened. But are we gonna get to the team

597
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,839
meeting where Sandy suggests they all do a practice run

598
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,759
of inflicting any possible trauma before they inflict any possible

599
00:31:57,759 --> 00:31:58,480
trauma on pain.

600
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 2: Skinny guys trying to get fun with coupons. It's like, sah,

601
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:08,039
there's no there's no coupon for vodka. And he just

602
00:32:08,119 --> 00:32:11,039
lights up his cigarette and says, I'll wait. It's like, God,

603
00:32:11,119 --> 00:32:12,000
damn it, get me.

604
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: Out of here.

605
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 2: Fuck, Hey, Waltons, you got enough money? Okay, pay your people,

606
00:32:18,039 --> 00:32:19,640
all right? It's crazy, all right?

607
00:32:20,119 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: So the boty docs without a hitch, thank god. And

608
00:32:27,319 --> 00:32:29,480
then we get our second crete history. This is with

609
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:35,160
Jen Yeah, okay, born from wealth, wants to be a purser.

610
00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:39,119
New York City girl went to a private school with

611
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,839
the privileged and want and then uh wants to be

612
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,279
a kid that her parents brag about, which begs the

613
00:32:48,359 --> 00:32:53,640
question what are you doing here? And this is her

614
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,440
parents here, Joe, and I heard Jen is in Europe

615
00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:02,400
and she runs a yachting company. Well, actually she's.

616
00:33:03,319 --> 00:33:06,319
Speaker 2: No, it's more chisels.

617
00:33:06,279 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: Off shower heads. But it's similar, not.

618
00:33:10,839 --> 00:33:16,559
Speaker 2: So much running a company, more so kind of chiseling

619
00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:23,920
the fluid remains of the people that she's waiting on. Oh,

620
00:33:24,759 --> 00:33:27,160
I feel like such a fucking asshole right now. I

621
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:32,519
gotta say, we're disgusting. We are, yes, Oh my god,

622
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,160
you know I don't think we need to be this

623
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:42,759
this grotesque. I'm sorry, No, this is what we joke.

624
00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:44,599
But it's a very real profession and you can make

625
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,680
a lot of money doing it. But every once in

626
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,759
a while someone does leave a mud pie and a

627
00:33:48,839 --> 00:33:51,519
shower train, and that's There aren't a lot of professions

628
00:33:51,519 --> 00:33:55,880
where you stumble into that kind of thing, okay, right, right, right, right. Also,

629
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,279
there aren't a lot of professions where you sleep in

630
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,000
barracks that are too small for.

631
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,359
Speaker 4: People above six foot two.

632
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:09,079
Speaker 2: But Jem is not that tall, so she's gonna have

633
00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:13,920
a fine time fucking Where are we esus?

634
00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:16,079
Speaker 1: All right? Well, the boat heads in for the night.

635
00:34:16,119 --> 00:34:17,639
Speaker 2: Dockey Cooper can do a split.

636
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:22,159
Speaker 1: Oh good as a few party boats nearby make the

637
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:27,559
communication difficult. As the boat backs in it well, it

638
00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:33,719
slams into the dock. Yeah, that's Boto next to him.

639
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 2: We lost dancing, and Nathan's like, oh no, I couldn't

640
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,519
hear because it was so loud and the party was

641
00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:45,199
so crazy that we slammed the fucking yacht into a

642
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:50,519
century's old retaining wall. And Sandy goes, yeah, this is

643
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:56,480
a big deal. It's never happened to me before. But no,

644
00:34:56,599 --> 00:34:58,400
you're not fired. Okay, fact, I want you to get

645
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,360
out of this headspace.

646
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,639
Speaker 1: Okay, So when you're a boson, think about the other

647
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,800
jobs that they're supposed to do, which is throw out

648
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,639
the water toys. I think any knucklehead could learn how

649
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:10,159
to put a water toy.

650
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 2: Any knucklehead could, But I would much rather greet and

651
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,480
or check out at Walmart than have to fold and

652
00:35:15,679 --> 00:35:17,320
unfold that fucking slide.

653
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 1: I understood hard work, But you can also gas up

654
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,320
the jet skis or something, and I don't know, but

655
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,519
your one job, as I said at the top of

656
00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:30,239
the recap, is to ensure that the vessel is safe

657
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:35,880
and not slam into rocks or other hard materials that

658
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:40,960
might damage it. And he failed. Yes he did, so, yeah,

659
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:41,679
there you go.

660
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:46,199
Speaker 2: So the thing about Nathan doing this is that if

661
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:50,000
the yacht rams into a wall hard enough, it can

662
00:35:50,079 --> 00:35:53,480
damage the boat. You know, yachts are one of the

663
00:35:53,559 --> 00:35:59,199
it's the ultimate finicky kind of pest asset, right, So

664
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:04,639
people that drive Ferraris, you know, they drive Ferraris. Something

665
00:36:04,679 --> 00:36:07,960
goes wrong, it's I don't have fucking thousands of dollars

666
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,760
to fix it, and it's like, oh, what what are

667
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,800
you even driving this for? Just get a Honda. You know,

668
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,920
it'll go two hundred and fifty thousand miles before you

669
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,119
even have to do anything. The yacht. If you bump

670
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,679
up against something, it could damage the structural integrity of

671
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:24,159
the multi million dollar vessel. You would think, you pay

672
00:36:24,199 --> 00:36:26,559
this much money, would be a little bit sturdier, but no,

673
00:36:27,159 --> 00:36:34,039
Sandy is genuinely concerned that what Nathan oversaw could render

674
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,559
the season null and void. That's how big of a

675
00:36:37,639 --> 00:36:38,440
deal this is.

676
00:36:38,519 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: Now.

677
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:43,159
Speaker 2: Unfortunately or fortunately for Nathan and us and the production,

678
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,440
it's just a cosmetic thing where the fiberglass has been

679
00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:51,599
massacred to a disgusting degree. It looks really really bad.

680
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:52,920
By the way, It's fine.

681
00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: I love how Sandy was able to deduce this with

682
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,079
a simple inspection with a flashlight.

683
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get down there.

684
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,119
Speaker 2: As long as you've got a couple of the dura cells,

685
00:37:03,159 --> 00:37:04,760
you can figure out whether or not we're going to

686
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,679
be able to cast off.

687
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,679
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think I think it's I think it's reparable.

688
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,440
You don't want to get a second pair of eyes

689
00:37:11,519 --> 00:37:11,920
down there.

690
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 2: Sandy grabs your flashlight. She goes, you know, this could

691
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,400
be a big deal. We've got a guy with long

692
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,320
hair bringing a bunch of strippers on the boat in

693
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:25,199
twelve hours, so what Nathan did could.

694
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:31,079
Speaker 4: Harm that. So we wake up.

695
00:37:31,559 --> 00:37:34,639
Speaker 2: No, First, I want to talk about Sandy's tiger mom energy.

696
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,239
She says that it's very important to remain calm in

697
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:41,840
situations like this. You can't get to energized because then

698
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,920
you'll lose focus. Okay, we've got to get the flashlight

699
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,880
down there. We've got to see what happened. She tells

700
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,400
Nathan the same thing. I can't have you dwelling in this.

701
00:37:48,559 --> 00:37:51,719
I need your confidence restored, Gause. Tomorrow we're gonna do

702
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,480
the same thing. And if you run into the fucking

703
00:37:53,519 --> 00:38:00,280
wall again, all right, next morning, Day one and We've

704
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:04,400
got a new strategic. Oh no, a new strategy. Ashia

705
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,719
is going to help Docking.

706
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: She's gonna She's gonna utilize Asia as extra eyes. How

707
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,119
many people do we need?

708
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,280
Speaker 2: What's going on? How many people do we need?

709
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,079
Speaker 1: What's going on?

710
00:38:17,119 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 2: We have Coop, We've got Luke, We've got Joe, We've

711
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,920
got Nathan, We've got Sandy. Do we really need Asia

712
00:38:24,079 --> 00:38:26,159
up here? I mean, what is going on with this boat?

713
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 4: Well?

714
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 1: Asha used to be a decie yep. And then Sandy

715
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,840
meets with Nate to go over to make sure they

716
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,039
don't kill anybody today.

717
00:38:37,679 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 2: Hi, I just wanted to reiterate how important it is

718
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,199
for us to not kill.

719
00:38:44,639 --> 00:38:45,039
Speaker 1: Anyone.

720
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. Okay, do you because it seems

721
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:55,559
like you're you might not be that cognizant that killing

722
00:38:55,559 --> 00:38:58,719
people is bad. Okay, But we get to our first

723
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,599
of the season. It's time for the.

724
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: Shape May Angela and Matt, a bunch of porn stars.

725
00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:11,079
Speaker 2: I think, no, no, no, no no.

726
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 4: I feel like Burt Reynolds right now.

727
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:19,679
Speaker 2: This is art. Okay, what we're doing here is art.

728
00:39:20,199 --> 00:39:22,960
This is an award winning show in Las Vegas.

729
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,519
Speaker 1: Voted Best Show in Vegas every show there's voted best

730
00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:26,119
show in Vegas.

731
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,639
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like the committee. It's like the world's best

732
00:39:28,679 --> 00:39:32,039
cup of coffee. Okay, a homeless panhandler can give you

733
00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:38,599
this award awarded best show in Las Vegas by the

734
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:43,400
late shift workers at White Castle. So this is X

735
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:48,360
country X rocks X. They have all these shows where

736
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,880
they're scantily claud women doing you know, gyrating at different

737
00:39:53,079 --> 00:39:53,920
genres of music.

738
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: It's a weird thing. I don't know how you take

739
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,639
the wife out for this on a night out.

740
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,599
Speaker 2: No, I think you'd probably a magic show might be better.

741
00:40:00,679 --> 00:40:01,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely?

742
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,679
Speaker 2: Or what any you know married couple should do when

743
00:40:04,679 --> 00:40:07,400
they're in Las Vegas, eat good food and gamble and

744
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,159
have you know, irresponsible sex with one another, you know,

745
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:14,880
perhaps create a baby and go to the Shania Twain

746
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,559
show the next night, not knowing that life.

747
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 1: Has been conceived.

748
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,280
Speaker 4: That's what Las Vegas for. What are you going to

749
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:22,679
go back?

750
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,119
Speaker 2: Huh? I hate Las Vegas, I know, But why are

751
00:40:25,159 --> 00:40:26,199
you going to head back? Well?

752
00:40:26,199 --> 00:40:27,039
Speaker 1: I've been there enough?

753
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 2: Could you could you live the rest of your life.

754
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: That I'll tell you something, Okay, let me tell you

755
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,119
why Vegas sucks. The people that work there are mean

756
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,519
and that place is incredibly expensive and it depresses me.

757
00:40:40,079 --> 00:40:43,800
No one should go there for it. Well, obviously I

758
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:48,960
just named a couple of reasons why I hate that place.

759
00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:53,280
Speaker 4: Let me ask you, would you rather go to.

760
00:40:54,880 --> 00:41:03,159
Speaker 2: The say Shells, No, Foxy Jacks and Pizza Shack included,

761
00:41:04,199 --> 00:41:08,679
all expense po to Vegas, all expense paid trip to

762
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,440
the Seychelles.

763
00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm not getting on little planes. I'd rather

764
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,159
go to Vegas and be depressed.

765
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 2: You have to pay for everything you do in Vegas,

766
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,880
and you have to do a lot. You got to

767
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:22,599
go to top till off at one o'clock.

768
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: I used to go with you two idiots to Vegas

769
00:41:25,199 --> 00:41:28,440
twice a year for like four years. No, I fucking

770
00:41:29,079 --> 00:41:32,079
fucking hate that place. How gross it to see a

771
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,599
twenty two year old sad girl dancing on a blackjack

772
00:41:34,639 --> 00:41:37,639
table at four in the afternoon. It is so sad there.

773
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there are lots, there's a big spectrum.

774
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 4: It's sad.

775
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,280
Speaker 1: You can see in Vegas.

776
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:45,519
Speaker 2: As I mentioned the panhandlers, they all have bunions because

777
00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:47,800
during the summer months the concrete heats up to I

778
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:52,039
think two hundred and seventy five degrees, melts the feet. Yeah. No,

779
00:41:52,159 --> 00:41:54,440
there's a lot of sad stuff. We've dwelled on it

780
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,039
long enough, I guess. Okay, so that's where they're coming from.

781
00:41:59,159 --> 00:42:00,119
That's their home.

782
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 4: Now.

783
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 2: Asia says that she's choosing to look at the incident

784
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,480
that transpired last night, what with the crashing of the vessel,

785
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,280
not as a bad omen, but rather we've set the

786
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,000
bar so low, oh, that we can only go out

787
00:42:15,039 --> 00:42:15,360
from here.

788
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 4: I think that's Tony Robbin's beautiful little hat.

789
00:42:18,039 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I absolutely respectfully disagree their sea rash means

790
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,480
there is no bottom. It's a black hole of incompetence.

791
00:42:24,639 --> 00:42:27,880
You can still swirl to some other dimension of lowness.

792
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 2: You know. NASA just released a simulation of what it

793
00:42:32,039 --> 00:42:34,679
would look like to be swallowed up by a black hole,

794
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,159
and it did remind me of what the sea rats

795
00:42:37,159 --> 00:42:38,559
are capable of doing to people.

796
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,559
Speaker 1: The guest Hold on, you didn't go over what the

797
00:42:44,639 --> 00:42:50,840
guests wanted in their preference sheet meeting A Vegas themed dinner.

798
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 2: I really miss that, unbelievable a Vegas themed dinner.

799
00:42:56,039 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 1: I hope they remember to serve nachos because you know,

800
00:43:01,519 --> 00:43:06,239
uh Keiko, that was his undoing from eight chargers.

801
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:10,199
Speaker 2: One of the great moments of Below Deck history was

802
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:16,920
Keiko Uh serving black people Domino brownies and chicken tenders.

803
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:21,639
Speaker 1: And nachos upon Hannah's suggestion to be fair to her

804
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:27,400
she was higher than Michael Jackson. Make him nachos. Knew

805
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:31,079
doc about him on Netflix three about the original.

806
00:43:30,679 --> 00:43:33,599
Speaker 2: Three Hours to find out that once again, yes, he

807
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,519
was talented and also sucked little boys off.

808
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,519
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know what we don't.

809
00:43:38,559 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 2: I don't mean, why did I say that?

810
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,760
Speaker 1: Because it happened.

811
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,519
Speaker 4: You know, people get very fed up with our Michael Jackson.

812
00:43:48,519 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: I don't care the fucking guy. They have footage in

813
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,639
this dock where a boy says he would show us

814
00:43:56,679 --> 00:44:01,119
pornographic magazines and give us booze. And they investigators go,

815
00:44:01,599 --> 00:44:02,679
all right, what did it look like?

816
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 2: Where was it?

817
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,039
Speaker 1: He goes, well, I'm sorry. They go, it was in

818
00:44:06,079 --> 00:44:09,639
a suitcase and this and that. They go in this room,

819
00:44:09,679 --> 00:44:13,159
Michael Jackson's secret room. Open up a suitcase filled to

820
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:17,599
the brim with pornographic magazines. There's the booze, there's semen

821
00:44:17,679 --> 00:44:20,639
on the fucking mattresses. You tell me that's fucking normal

822
00:44:20,679 --> 00:44:22,480
for a fucking thirty five year old to have five

823
00:44:22,599 --> 00:44:23,760
year olds and his fucking.

824
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:28,599
Speaker 2: Normal for him to watch Goonies with a bucket of popcorn.

825
00:44:30,119 --> 00:44:33,119
That's not normal. Okay, Okay, enough with this shit. Okay,

826
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,719
acking pedophile.

827
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:39,679
Speaker 1: Yes, fuck off people, Oh my god, Jesus fucking Christ.

828
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 2: Rushing to see that movie. People are rushing to see

829
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,119
that movie. But the life of a pedophile who cares. Okay,

830
00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:45,960
it's a moot point.

831
00:44:46,199 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm talking about Michael that way.

832
00:44:51,639 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, snacks are ready, as is Captain Sandy

833
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,280
to undock. I want to see the fucking snacks please. Okay,

834
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,440
she's doing onion tarts. I want to see a French,

835
00:45:02,679 --> 00:45:05,000
a really talented French cook.

836
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,039
Speaker 4: Make a fucking onion tart, please, my god.

837
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 2: Nathan and Joe start with the micromanaging, and Nathan is

838
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,679
already being a dick, and we get to Joy being

839
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,280
a little dragon. Asha and her need to work well

840
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,519
together for the season. The way that you work well

841
00:45:19,519 --> 00:45:23,000
with Joy is you do exactly what she tells you

842
00:45:23,039 --> 00:45:24,960
to do, or she's going.

843
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,559
Speaker 4: To flip the fuck out. I'm excited for that, me too.

844
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,199
Speaker 2: So we do a simple table scape and we've got

845
00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:34,159
some feuding already between Kaylee and.

846
00:45:34,159 --> 00:45:40,039
Speaker 1: Jim Tablescape Wars. Okay, yeah, well, I mean Jen bites

847
00:45:40,039 --> 00:45:42,239
her tongue, but she doesn't like the way that it's

848
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:42,800
being done.

849
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tablescape Wars is the show that comes on when

850
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,760
you fall asleep to.

851
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: Is It Cake? Oh God, you're telling me we don't

852
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,599
live in the best time ever. We have a show

853
00:45:56,679 --> 00:45:57,920
called is It Cake?

854
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm telling you we don't in the best time ever.

855
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:08,119
I would say probably the most important exhibit or reason

856
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,440
why we don't is because we have a show called

857
00:46:10,599 --> 00:46:10,800
is It.

858
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:13,639
Speaker 4: All Right?

859
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 2: So yeah, Jen is not thrilled about this.

860
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 5: And meanwhile, Matt and Nate we got some good old

861
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:28,519
fashioned locker room talk about women's tits look more firm

862
00:46:28,559 --> 00:46:29,199
after birth.

863
00:46:29,599 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 2: This is one of these moments where an old creep

864
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:36,280
corners you. And I've had this experience, you know, many times.

865
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,480
But God, I don't even know if I should tell

866
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,679
this story. It's so repulsive.

867
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 4: Is it a wedding?

868
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:49,559
Speaker 2: The bride's father was. He was pretty merry, he was

869
00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:53,000
celebrating a big day. It's his daughter's marriage. He was

870
00:46:53,039 --> 00:46:55,480
blacked out. He came up to me and he said,

871
00:46:57,159 --> 00:47:00,079
you gotta make a baby, I go, okay.

872
00:47:00,039 --> 00:47:00,320
Speaker 1: Got it.

873
00:47:01,599 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 2: No, you really have to because it's it's my favorite placed.

874
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,840
Fucking this man, this tax paying homeowning man is coming

875
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:20,920
up to me. His wife was grabbing him, trying to

876
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,880
pull him away from me because she knew you'd gotten

877
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,480
a little torque. Sorry, we're all over the place. Okay,

878
00:47:27,559 --> 00:47:30,039
we don't need to do this, that's fine, but yeah, okay,

879
00:47:30,079 --> 00:47:33,360
the old creepy guys are the worst. It's so uncomfortable.

880
00:47:33,519 --> 00:47:36,280
Speaker 1: I know because I came near. Well, I was gonna

881
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,760
say I I would never know what my wife's boobies

882
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,159
look like, because in her fourth quarter she would have

883
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,000
hit me over the head of a fucking frying pan

884
00:47:44,039 --> 00:47:46,360
if I came here. Just say fourth quarter, fourth quarter,

885
00:47:46,559 --> 00:47:49,000
the fourth Uh well, I called the fourth quarter, fourth

886
00:47:49,039 --> 00:47:49,920
trimester or whatever.

887
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:57,079
Speaker 4: Okay, fourth quarter, the fourth trimester. Episode title.

888
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: Lock it in, Matt, you sound like a pig. Grow up.

889
00:48:01,159 --> 00:48:05,599
Speaker 2: God damn it. It's perfect when they get pregnant because

890
00:48:05,639 --> 00:48:08,639
they get oh god, all right. So in the galley,

891
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,719
Jem is referring to Kaylee as a fucking bitch. As

892
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,320
I mentioned, she's already on shutter Island. Calm it down,

893
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,039
we get to dinner, and I fear the joy is

894
00:48:17,199 --> 00:48:20,280
just too good for below deck. She's just one of

895
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,840
these chefs now. I think her personality makes her a

896
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,559
She's gonna be good because she's such a firecracker. But

897
00:48:27,679 --> 00:48:29,440
she's just an excellent chef.

898
00:48:29,519 --> 00:48:31,519
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, though, I believe they show

899
00:48:31,559 --> 00:48:34,880
a shot of her eating food with her hands that

900
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,280
she's cooking with. I assume it's done. I don't want

901
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:38,800
to see it.

902
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 2: What are your thoughts on that it's done? I mean, really,

903
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:50,519
professional kitchens have just an ungodly amount of spoons right

904
00:48:50,639 --> 00:48:51,280
for tasting.

905
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:56,039
Speaker 1: So it's you know, okay, I assume it's done. It's fine, Yeah,

906
00:48:56,119 --> 00:48:56,559
it's done.

907
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 2: Okay. Joe text is mom. Oh, we get assless chaps

908
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,320
for a full moon, and then we get to dinner,

909
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,679
but not before Joe texts his mom and says that

910
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,000
Nathan is on the boat.

911
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,159
Speaker 4: So now you know, we've we've got.

912
00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:11,039
Speaker 2: A little edible thing going on right now.

913
00:49:11,119 --> 00:49:12,639
Speaker 4: So what are we doing?

914
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:16,199
Speaker 2: Texting mom, We're coming to the boat in the black

915
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,480
tank top, trying to show off the guns to the

916
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,760
women aboard the vessel, and we're also texting mom that.

917
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:23,639
Speaker 4: The school bully is here.

918
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 2: On the boat.

919
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 4: It's just not a good look.

920
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 2: Dinner. First course Avar never heard of this, eggplants spread

921
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:38,760
with bell, pepper and zucchini, a seemingly kind of desert

922
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,480
storm ratitui. I don't know what in Iberian rat to. Actually, really,

923
00:49:43,519 --> 00:49:46,320
this was an exciting dish, one that really showed off

924
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:49,159
a lot of simplicity and a lot of confidence in

925
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,679
what she was doing. It was a vegetable driven kind

926
00:49:52,679 --> 00:50:02,519
of wonder. Yeah, yeah, really really lovely stuff. Jim starts

927
00:50:02,559 --> 00:50:05,440
to go around the boat and gather allies in her

928
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,760
fight against the energizer Bunny. She talks to Kat. I

929
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,519
think Kat is a little too cool for school. She's

930
00:50:10,559 --> 00:50:13,280
not gonna bite on this. But second course is squidding

931
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:19,320
champagne risotto with a second course for those that do

932
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:24,199
not want the seafood. Now, we just came off of

933
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,480
a seven course dinner where in a picky eater was

934
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:33,079
just not served courses. Here we have an actually talented

935
00:50:33,119 --> 00:50:36,280
chef going okay, so they don't like seafood. What I'm

936
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:39,280
gonna do is make something else, not tell them to

937
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:45,320
go fuck themselves. Amazing, It's incredible the professionalism I would

938
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give this course, which which or the dinner, which ends

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with a raspberry and coconut parfe with gold leaf a

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strong eighty one pots.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what else she can do.

942
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Speaker 2: Strong showing, Yeah, very strong showing. So Jem is an

943
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issue and decides to call her mother as well. She

944
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tells her mother that Kaye is a fucking bitch.

945
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Speaker 1: It's embossing her around.

946
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Speaker 2: I'm not going to listen to a fucking word, she says.

947
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Speaker 1: Now, I'd argue in some circumstances, this is the best

948
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way to complain about someone that you don't like, which

949
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is you're not directly sharing it with them. You're sharing

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it with someone that's not on the boat, your mother,

951
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and they get to hear what you think about them.

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Speaker 2: Right, perfect delivery. It's like putting a pill for a

953
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dog in a treat.

954
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Speaker 1: Well, you're not. You're not hurting their feelings, you're not

955
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getting them in trouble with the boss. You're sharing it

956
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with someone that would not directly affect your workplace environment

957
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and still getting the message that someone has a problem

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with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let's see how it goes. Kaylee does not

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seem to be too pleased. She calls Jem a bitch,

961
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and we move to the guests changing and people going

962
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down to get ready for tomorrow's extravaganza, and we have

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a real Game of War's moment.

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Speaker 4: Where did I miss something?

965
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Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say. The guests make an announcement

966
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that Ellie, one of the other guests a will, was

967
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Playmate of the Month, and I was like, of what,

968
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as you point out Dylan, the last I heard he

969
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had sex with a dog.

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Speaker 4: Well, he didn't have sex with the dog.

971
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Speaker 2: He wanted one of the victims of his whims to

972
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have sex.

973
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Speaker 1: With a dog. No, no, no, I have had sex

974
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with the dog.

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Speaker 2: Oh did he? Yeah? He did?

976
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Speaker 1: He said they have sexual needs too.

977
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Speaker 4: Okay, this has been a disgusting episode.

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Speaker 1: We don't I watched the twelve parter on tel.

979
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Speaker 2: Too many parts we rap with Game of Wars stuff

980
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:49,079
with Joe and Nathan. Nathan feels Joe hat on his heels.

981
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This is part a knowing of the incompetence that is

982
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coursing through you, also mixed with Joe actually being on

983
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your heels. Nathan is not a good headspace and for

984
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that reason he's going to go to Captain Sandy and

985
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:05,519
rat on Joe.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what about.

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Speaker 2: But this is not starting off on a good foot.

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And remember this is all because Joe was a player

989
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on the last butts. Okay, get in the comments, let

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Speaker 4: Bet I'm Dylan.

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Speaker 2: Say goodbye, Pat Sagodbye lest the Pointed