Speaker 1: Made a decision. I face, sonny sum, I had a
vision to everybody, you're so fake your hair looks wild.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna tell you why. Yeah, all right, so
here's why I look like crepola.
Speaker 1: I Oh, I was gonna say, you look good, you
look like a rock and yeah, because you got Bob
and the monster.
Speaker 2: And the wild hair with the wild hair. Okay, let
me just tell you why my hair is wild, because
it's a reason.
Speaker 3: You will relate to.
Speaker 1: Oh no, let me guess, yes, go ahead and guess
to have some leth me do with water?
Speaker 3: Yes, next door neighbors.
Speaker 1: Uh no, close though, but same thing. Yeah, got talking
to going into the pool past the waist yep, sucker.
Then didn't even get to take a shower, because such
is my life, right. See, this is this is the
whole problem with getting in the pool all the way
through your hair.
Speaker 4: When are you gonna do all the damage control?
Speaker 2: When are you gonna take a shower, use your claris
buying shampoo, blow dry your hair, get your get ready
like you know, you know why, Because now you got
to get all the kids home with their wet bathing suits.
You gotta unpack everyone's stuff, it's already late. Drive it
through Chipotle Lake, getting everybody food. By the time we
get home it's ten o'clock. Then I'm like, I gotta
answer all the emails because I was gone all day.
Speaker 4: And then I'm like, oh my god, I have to
go to bed right now. Then I get up Bill Simmons,
I gotta go there Cartman or the sis, you got it.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, I wake up in the morning and I
have to hit the ground running even because I gotta
get the kids up, get breakfast, walk the dog, get home,
and I'm like, oh shit, I gotta go to the
podcast right now.
Speaker 4: So shower ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 5: Ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 2: So this is me after having been swimming with suntown
lotion all over myself yesterday.
Speaker 4: No shower.
Speaker 1: But I say, you look very good, because first of all,
you're ten. Second of all, maybe you should not shower
so often. The hair looks off.
Speaker 4: Tha, Oh, I already don't shower that off I know,
but just go with it.
Speaker 1: Your hair looks I think your.
Speaker 5: Hair looks good.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you.
Speaker 5: You want to see a disaster? Yeah, would you like
to see what it looks like when I don't. And
this is after trying to tame it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're like a little bit like me. I
get you, Yeah, I get you girl.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess it's I was.
Speaker 3: You have no.
Speaker 5: Idea the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Tell me everything. So, well, where did you go last night?
By the way, Well, okay, the next door neighbors.
Speaker 4: It's a longer story, so you tell yours first.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: So you know Natalia's birthday once a year, she's got
wants to go to Disney. Oh yeah, you waited a
while and I said to her this year, I said,
we're not spending the night. We're not going to do
all that. And then I said, we just go for
the day.
Speaker 5: And so.
Speaker 1: Poor Cammy just went, who's a trooper? She just went
like two days earlier with family or whatever and her mom.
Speaker 2: So this was a spur of the moment. Yeah, does
she knows she was going again?
Speaker 1: Well, her mom and I've kind of been once in
a while texting back and forth.
Speaker 3: When is she available? We're not available.
Speaker 5: She's busy. We're busy.
Speaker 1: It's so hard to get the same time, same whatever.
So her mom says, how about on Sunday? This was
on Thursday, and I was like, I guess if it's
not Sunday, it's not going to be until maybe after
they start school, right, all right? So anyway, I'm like, okay,
let me just get it out.
Speaker 5: Of the way. Let's just get it out of the
way in the fast.
Speaker 2: Anybody that doesn't know what you're talking about since we
shorthand you're talking about Disneyland.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I said that didn't.
Speaker 3: Oh you did?
Speaker 1: Yeah she said Disneyland.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh I spaced out for her.
Speaker 6: So so so so the other the other good part though,
is Jody says, she says, I'll go with you this year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I'll go with you, no problem. I miss
those kids. I never see the kids.
Speaker 4: She always thinks she's up for stuff, and then she
always realizes she's in over her head.
Speaker 5: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: She's like, wait a minute, six playoff games? Yeah, well
I thought it was just a quick wait on games.
Speaker 1: Forty minutes. Wait, how did it get to be an
hour and a half?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why are we?
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: So she's like, so this time it's just the two
of them, Italian and Cammy and then me and Jody.
Speaker 5: So it's the four of us.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go we're gonna go later so that we'll
stay in the evening because you can watch the phantasmic show.
Speaker 2: Fantasm Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: So the light show, well there's two. There's the Wonderful
World of Color, which is a light Yeah. Well that's
the water show that's racist.
Speaker 5: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just say, okay, fine, let's go later because it's hot. Right,
it's one hundred and twelve degrees oh jeeze at some point.
So now it's in Vegas. It wait, way over one hundred.
I mean, you're you're standing aline, you're just dripping.
Speaker 4: So you're like, we're not staying over. Now we're sticking
with that. Yeah, we're not saying over because I thought at.
Speaker 1: The beginning of the story we were gonna I was
gonna find out that you got talked to the staying over. No, no,
did not spend the night, but the end of the night,
the end of the day of the night ended with uh, okay,
we're not going to stay for Phantasma, but we're gonna
stay for the Wonderful World of Color show because.
Speaker 4: Our which is still at like nine o'clock.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's at nine nine thirty. I think.
Speaker 1: So the restaurant is right there on the water, so
where they do the show.
Speaker 5: So then after the restaurant.
Speaker 4: Which restaurant New Orleans place?
Speaker 5: Now it's the Aeriels Grotto.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, like yeah doesn't Yeah, like Ariel and Hafner
they both have grottos. So so they give you four
tickets if you eat there, they give you the four
tickets you can get like closer to see the shell.
Speaker 5: So there we go.
Speaker 1: We are right up on there, up on the railing,
and the show starts and on it all that water
is just spraying, and so you start to feel, huh,
it's kind of refreshing. You get that like missed spray.
And then I'm thinking, there goes the bangs, but who cares.
It's ten o'clock at nights, then in the night whatever,
and then it keeps going. It's like first it starts
out bamby, and then it goes through the whole catalog.
You know, it's like the Lion King's gotta have a
big production. And it's like Jody's like, it's not over yet,
when's it.
Speaker 5: We're starting to.
Speaker 1: Get a little wetter, a little wet. At the ferry end,
they do the Grand finale. Oh no, it's like you're
standing in a torrential downpour for literally like eight nine seconds,
which is pretty.
Speaker 5: I know, drenched.
Speaker 1: We were drenched, my water, my phone worse than the
water ride. My phone was like short circuiting. It got
all wet. It was insane, I mean, head to toe
and Jody and I looking at each other like what
what just happened?
Speaker 3: Just now?
Speaker 1: We are soaked and wet, and now we got to walk.
Poor little Cammi, who just get got over pneumonia not
that long ago, is wearing a tank top, shorts and
flip flops, and she's drenched from head to toe and
I'm pulling out the backpack trying to find her jacket.
So I pulled my jacket outs first while I put
it on her. Immediately I wrap her up ted he's
got her jacket, and then Jody and I are sitting
here holding wet backpacks.
Speaker 2: And by the way, I would not have thought to
bring a jacket, So you're a better mom than I.
Speaker 4: Already well the story.
Speaker 1: Only because I would have been like, it's hot outside,
what do you want a jacket for? Or leave it
in the car.
Speaker 2: I'm not carrying that around all day when it's one
hundred degrees, I know well, And then cut to mom
was sixty.
Speaker 1: She was just there recently and she says, it gets
you know, it can get chilly at night.
Speaker 2: I would have been like, yeah, chili to you. I
don't know what that means, but it's gonna be seventy eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going rogue. So that's what I got roped
into for the last twenty four hours. And then woke
up this morning with my period really bad. Oh sorry,
and I think now right now, right, oh, it was
just oh okay, but h maybe I shouldn't talk about it.
I got a little scoop, a little behind the scenes
scoop on a diva celebrity.
Speaker 4: Ooh, yeah, I think you should say it. Who who's
gonna listen? Was it happening in public or is it
just some gossip you heard?
Speaker 1: No, it was the tour guide that we had, Oh
was telling me that. So we're asking him, like, tell us,
you know you get any stories. See you say, don't
tell anyone. Listen if the tour guy told you though,
but he said don't tell anybody? Yeah, but you think
that he really just skate told you. That's like his
go to story people. He thinks I'm gonna get onto
a microphone and tell him what I do for a living, Like.
Speaker 5: Right, tell it to a bunch of uh anybody. There's
a diva that.
Speaker 1: Was like just divaing it up, saying stuff like we're eating,
they're they're like sitting down eating with their kids and
they got a bunch of other kids with them, and
she says, uh. She says, could you tell people to
the tour guy? Could you tell people not to look
at us? And he's like, so you really really want
me to tell people not Yeah, it's kind of distracting
and rude that they're just staring, So just can you
just tell the people in the restaurant not to like
just sit there and stare kind of like so he
does that rounded up thing move with his with his finger,
like move it on, you know, but he's saying instead
of that.
Speaker 5: He said, I could never say that to people.
Speaker 1: So I was going, I was just walking around checking
on people, going, how you like your food, how's everything going?
If you if you need anything else, just let me know.
And he's doing that thing with the finger. Meanwhile, he
wants to give her the finger, but like yeah, he's like,
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 5: And then at the.
Speaker 1: End of the night she said, uh, she said, they
ate dinner. And then she said they get to the bus.
They took a bus, like a big tour bus, you know,
a luxury tour bus. And they're getting on the bus
and then she turns to him and she says, sweetie,
where is where's our food that we packed up? And
he was like, first of all, he wasn't with them.
He wasn't sitting and eating with them at dinner. He
was you know, not looking at him, not looking at
them and making other people not look. And he's like,
so he didn't know there was So he's like, I'll
go get it. He runs and he gets it. He
runs back and it's not it's not close. It's pretty far.
It's like deep into the park, right, and they're in
the parking lot and he runs, My.
Speaker 2: God, he has to go from the parking lot back
into the park, not to go to the restaurant.
Speaker 1: They go through a drive through.
Speaker 2: I know they were just at all the restaurants at
Disneyland are kind of crappy anyway.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not gourmet food, right, So he
runs back and they're gone. They didn't even wait for him.
Speaker 5: There was some other stuff too, sweetie, sweet very.
Speaker 1: Like, very condesce, very condescending, like I make the like
they'll stand in like he took them like towards one
a or just the mom.
Speaker 3: It was just the mom and her friends and her
friends and kids.
Speaker 5: And she's like who.
Speaker 1: And he said, I'm taking you on a tour And
she said, sweetie, I'll make the decisions.
Speaker 5: Act I can't actress.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is awesome.
Speaker 3: I'll make the decisions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll make the decisions.
Speaker 1: You know, famous people don't realize that.
Speaker 2: I think they just think that people aren't that that's
not going to stay with them, right, you know what
I mean, Like they think that people aren't gonna remember
them as like, oh, that person's an asshole, right, Like
they think, by.
Speaker 5: The way, don't no tip, you're kind of I knew
you were.
Speaker 1: Going to say that.
Speaker 2: Well, you know why, because as a person who used
to drive a limo, I was thinking it's the richest people.
Speaker 4: Those people are always the ones that don't tip.
Speaker 1: Wow, I just know Howard Stern's a big tipper and
he's one of the richest guys.
Speaker 2: I mean no, no, no, I mean I mean of the
people that don't tip, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 1: It's usually the people.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that famous people never tip. I'm just
saying that when I didn't get tipped, it was usually.
Speaker 4: The famous person.
Speaker 2: Regular people or people that didn't have money were always
the ones that tipped if I If I got lots
of famous people were super generous, right, right, But if
I got stiffed, as it was usually by somebody that
you that you're like, seriously, you yeah, like you can
afford to tip me? Right, it's like an entitled like
I shouldn't have to give money for extra.
Speaker 5: I know, it's so disgusting.
Speaker 2: Or they just sort of everything's taken care of for them,
so they don't think about, right, like who went out
of their way for them because they're so used to
well everybody does exactly.
Speaker 4: Everybody waits on me, so well I'm going to give
you money.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And by this poor kid was running
circles for this girl.
Speaker 5: She was like, go get sweety, this sweety.
Speaker 1: That very condescending, and and I was like, well, how
are the kids, Like the kids are the kids are fine?
Speaker 5: The kids are great, but she was just a nightmare.
Oh uh what?
Speaker 1: And then I had and then I said, so if
you're thinking it's Mariah Carey, I said, what about Mariah Carey?
Speaker 5: And he said, sweet as pie.
Speaker 4: That's because she's so crazy.
Speaker 1: It's probably like where are we?
Speaker 2: She's like in the line, because I'm your tour guide,
She's like, oh where are we?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: There is a video that somebody posted of her on stage.
Speaker 3: Yes, did you see that?
Speaker 5: Her up like a wooden.
Speaker 4: I think they're saying she was really drunk?
Speaker 1: Is that what it was in the show that we
didn't go to? That's n Italian? And I mean, Adam,
that could have been because that must have been in Vegas.
Speaker 2: She's so if you're she's in this video and she's
got all these dancers around her and she's basically just
not dancing, but they'red dancing around her, and she's like
moving like a little bit like a robot, like just
kind of shaking her hips really awkwardly. And then they
kind of pick her up and she's like luggage. She
like they're like picking her up, and she's just like.
Speaker 1: She's really balanced. She like tips over onto the guy
the dancer that's like waiting for her to fall on
top of him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they kind of like put her back
down and then she just kind of and then the
video ends.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. Yeah, you guys should google that.
Speaker 4: It's google Maria carry. Oh here she is, let's just
watch it together. So she's wearing it's just funny.
Speaker 2: So oh, so the dancers all bend over and the
other two dancers pick her up and lay.
Speaker 4: Yes, she's just a.
Speaker 2: Big sack of like she's a dead body, and they
try to layer on top of the guy's backs and
then she oh, and then the guy tries to dip her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's going on there?
Speaker 4: And she's not dippable. No, she's just like what's happening? Where?
Speaker 1: Huh? What are you doing? Why is my leg going up?
Speaker 2: And then she kind of bends backwards a tiny bit
and then she's like, no, no, no, that's not happening.
Speaker 5: I'm not going back.
Speaker 1: Dropped, put me back.
Speaker 3: But that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that could have been the show we were at.
It's probably good Tipper though.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So if you want to know who we're talking about,
I guess just message us like we're not going to
be that hard ass about it, right.
Speaker 1: I mean I think you can maybe think who it
is if you think real hard. Yeah, if you close
your eyes and think of a diva. I mean, how
many divas are there? One's dead with Houston.
Speaker 4: It's not bet Midler.
Speaker 5: No, it's not that.
Speaker 4: Somebody with young kids, right, somebody with the young kids.
Speaker 5: Yes, she's an actress. She does also sing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she danced and dance. Yeah.
Speaker 4: She probably every once in a while gets confused with.
Speaker 1: Mariah Carey probably, and she's she's she's very judgy.
Speaker 5: Get it, get it, get it.
Speaker 3: Okay, there you go.
Speaker 1: If you can't figure out.
Speaker 5: If you can't figure it out, then remember.
Speaker 4: When I wrote in my book about Justine Bateman.
Speaker 2: That was the person I yes, And it's so funny
because I kept thinking, like, ah, she's going to get
mad my book publishers.
Speaker 4: So I wrote about her in my limo story.
Speaker 5: She was a bet. She didn't tip, right, was she tipped?
Speaker 1: But like she got what she made me stop at.
Speaker 2: Okay, So when you drive a limo in those days,
it was like you drive people around in a town car.
Speaker 1: But it paid so horrible. It's thirteen you get paid thirteen.
Speaker 4: Dollars an hour.
Speaker 2: There's a two hour minimum per drop per ride. But
the trick is, but you're only making thirteen dollars an
hour plus tips.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing.
Speaker 2: You're parked at the airport for like four hours waiting
for your next ride because there's a lot of limo
drivers and I wasn't high on the hierarchy, so I'd
have to wait around. I was like last to get
given a client. So you'd sit around and wait at
the airport, and then you'd get a client.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Then the clock only starts ticking when they're in the car.
So let's say their flight comes in at you know,
two twenty pm. Well, so you have to get there
obviously early. So two o'clock you're like at the airport.
Speaker 1: You can't park and go.
Speaker 2: Well, no, you would sometimes, but you'd find them by
baggage claim, hold up a sign you know you wouldn't, Okay,
So anyway, it doesn't really matter. The point is it
doesn't pay. Well, right, once they're out of the car,
you can you're up. You're open for getting another client.
So hopefully you're hoping that you pick somebody up, get
them home in forty five minutes go back to the
airport and or go get another work.
Speaker 1: Like you would go to the airport, then take them home,
then come back to the airport and like they'll call
you and tell you, Yeah, I only lasted.
Speaker 2: At this job for six weeks because it was terrible
because one week I made like ninety six dollars for
the week and work, you know, worked like.
Speaker 1: Twelve hours a day.
Speaker 2: That sucks because you only get paid when somebody's in
your car, and if they don't tip you, then you're
really screwed, right of course, Like let's say you do
three trips a day and they each tip you twenty bucks,
which sometimes the generous celebrities would give you twenty bucks,
so that would be sixty dollars, which would be great.
But let's say you only end up driving one person
that tips you twenty dollars, and then you've made two
rides for twenty six dollars, but you.
Speaker 1: Worked like a twelve hour day.
Speaker 2: So and then let's say you let's say you do that. Well,
the point it doesn't matter. The point is that I drove. Yes,
that you rely on quickly.
Speaker 4: Picking people up and getting them to their destination.
Speaker 2: You know, nobody ever, just like works it for the
full two hours, except for Justine Bateman did She was
just like, well, I picked her up and then so
I pick her up at the Burbank Airport, which if
you don't know the Burbank airport, it's very small, right,
so you can go right up to the gate on
that one, but it's a little bit of a walk.
Speaker 1: You walk all the.
Speaker 2: Way down this terminal. She's at the very end of
the terminal, so it's a walk. She hands me stuff
immediately that she had on the plane with her, like
carry on. I think she just was like, I'm just
Dean Bateman, bitch, I can carry on. Like ski she'd
been on a ski trip with like her sister or something.
Speaker 1: Was she on television at this time or I think
she was on the Round.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like family ties.
Speaker 2: I'm not battled, but it was like remember when she
had that show about I want to say, like men
behaving badly.
Speaker 1: Or oh yeah, men behaving badly act for the producer
of that show. Okay, I feel like she was on
that show, yeah, or she could have been close to
being done with that show or something, or just recently
off that something. Yeah, So she it was you know
what it was.
Speaker 4: It was just the attitude.
Speaker 2: It was like she shoved some stuff for me to carry,
per skeys, didn't make it really talk to me or
make eye contact, acted like I was completely the hired help.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Then when I was in the car, she was like, uh,
stop at Killer Shrimp. So I stopped at the place,
and then she and her sister went in. They never
they just went in for like a long time. But
then they have to pay, you, don't They no, because
they get two hours. So I drove her from Burbank Airport.
Then I sat in the parking lot and like read
a book. Oh god, you know for thirteen dollars and
you know for my twenty six dollars that I was
making round trip. Yeah, and then I had but been
carrying a ton of her stuff. She didn't help at all,
So I was like all piled down with all their
luggage and their skis and and uh.
Speaker 1: And then when.
Speaker 2: I got her to her house, she barely she didn't
even like say goodbye. And I think she gave me
ten bucksh which was like, god, pretty cheap for the
fact that she Oh my god, what it And I
think it was just the fact that there had been
some celebrities that were so nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she was bad. And also the worst though
was and I know I've told you this story before
low Leada Davidovich.
Speaker 5: Now you didn't tell me that one, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: So do you remember who she is?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 5: But wait, did you talk about the Justine in your book?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And it's not me, it's you.
Speaker 1: She didn't say, yeah, so the publisher. So I was like, well,
can I just say who it is? And they're like, well,
if it's a true.
Speaker 2: Story, I was like, oh, yeah, every word of this
is pretty true. I mean I had to remember it
the way I remembered it. It's subject to my memory.
Speaker 1: But I picked her up and that's how much she
tipped me, and that's where I took her killer shrimp.
I was just.
Speaker 4: Really more talking about how bad the job was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah, hope you ate a ba trimp. Bye? Okay,
so wait, the lead of the Yes.
Speaker 2: The the thing about that story was that it was
disappointing because Family Ties had been one of my very
favorite shows. So the point of that story wasn't just
a bitch about her. It was more like, don't meet
your Heroes because I was just like when I heard
I was picking up Justine Bateman, of course, I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, Justine Bateman Mallory. Yeah, like she lived in
my home basically for I mean, she was like my friend.
That sucks, you know, so when your friend one of
your best friends.
Speaker 2: Really, I mean, Alex was a boy, Alex pekeat so
he wasn't my best friend. She was like my best friend, right,
he was an acquaintance.
Speaker 1: You feel, like exactly, but he was like the brother.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, like that you know her.
Speaker 1: I was so excited.
Speaker 2: I mean I'd watched the show for years. It was
a huge show for me when I was younger. So yes,
when she was like could not even really look at me.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's really so then what about so
Lalita Davidovich.
Speaker 4: I didn't care. It wasn't like I was disappointed.
Speaker 2: I was just more surprised at the level of diva
considering the fact that, like, nobody knows who you are.
But now she she's from this movie.
Speaker 1: She was a bit of a hot star in those days,
in the eighties, it was but this was like, I mean,
this was the eighties, this was the eighties and she had.
Speaker 2: Been in a movie called Intersection with Richard Gear. She
had had like a couple of.
Speaker 3: Big roles, right, and then she was gone.
Speaker 1: Yes, but while she was hot.
Speaker 4: Okay, So this is how it was.
Speaker 2: There were no cell phones in those days, but there
were car phones. But it was kind of a big
deal if you had a car phone, right, and it
was super expensive.
Speaker 1: So if you used a car phone.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, that was going to cost a lot of money.
So the car company only let a list celebrities use
the phone.
Speaker 1: You a phone in your There was a phone in
the car, not for me to use.
Speaker 2: It is for clients. Only a level clients could could
make a phone call. I mean, they were very strict
about it. If you if somebody who was not cleared
to use the phone use the phone, you.
Speaker 1: Were responsible for that.
Speaker 4: With my thirteen dollars an hour.
Speaker 2: Right, So I pick up, they give me Lilita, and uh,
I do kind of know who she? I know the name,
but I'm not like I kind of knew.
Speaker 1: Who she was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was a celebrity or she.
Speaker 2: Wasn't a list in any way, shape or form. She
was an actress. She was a lot of these people
were used. The car was used by studios to pick
people up. Okay, but it wasn't. It was studios contracted
them because a lot of studios have their own drivers
if you're a big star. But so anyway, I pick
her up and she gets in the car, and she's
speaking with like a kind of a British accent, but
it's like an affected and I'm like, she's not British
as far as I know, like right, and uh, of
course later I'm you know, google that shit, and of
course she's not British at all. No, not at all,
but she's speaking like this, and she's saying so.
Speaker 1: She gets on the phone.
Speaker 2: First of all, she makes me stop at like a store,
which is lame, like use the gift shop at the airport,
Like you need to make me stop at what at
a store?
Speaker 5: For you?
Speaker 1: You don't need to do I can't explain.
Speaker 2: I know I'm sounding picky, but you know, at the time,
it was like nobody did that. Ye people got in
the car, You took them to their destination. They're not
making you.
Speaker 1: Drive them all around, right, Can you get off the
freeway and stop at a blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Wanh get some gum or whatever the fuck she wanted.
Then she picks up the phone and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, fuck, I have to tell her she can't
use the phone, you know, and they know if they're
cleared to use the phone. There's like a thing it's
on their little like itinerary, like you can use the phone,
you can't use the phone.
Speaker 2: So I have to say to her, like, excuse me,
you know, like the phone is, you know that the
phone is. You can't you can't use the phone. And
she gets a look on her face like hmmm, I'll
do I'll do what I want.
Speaker 1: Like she gets she gives me a little she by charre.
Speaker 4: Like who go and check me right?
Speaker 2: And she just continues to make her phone call. Then
she's talking to people in the most affected crazy actressy Madonna.
Speaker 1: It's sort of fake. It's sort of British, but it's more.
Speaker 2: Just like I've affected a way of speaking that sounds
a little clipped in British, but yell.
Speaker 1: And she calls her mother, mother, Hello, mother. She's speaking
to her and I was like, who is bitch?
Speaker 2: Because at this point I had driven a few celebrities
who were all nice.
Speaker 1: Chevy Chase drove him around. We never met a nicer guy, like,
I know, couldn't have.
Speaker 2: Been more warm and funny and like, you know, really high,
I'm painkillers, I don't know, but so nice. It's just
when she didn't know why because Chevy Chase already had
the juice and.
Speaker 5: Like he a, yeah, who good does he needed?
Speaker 2: He didn't need to be an asshole to anybody, right,
He's just like cool, like joking around, okay, and huge
tipper and this girl is like obviously newer to fame
and like, oh I get to have an attitude yes,
and then yeah, and then it did not tip not
a penny wow, and just was a beach and completely
ignored me when I told her she couldn't use the phone,
And then I of course had to go to the
bosses and.
Speaker 1: Go, well, she just ignored me.
Speaker 2: I told her she couldn't use the phone, and I
got in trouble for it, and I was still mad
about that.
Speaker 1: If I were you, I would have on my last
day of work, I would have just been like driving
around crank calling people on the phone. Is refrigerator running? Click,
screw you company and your phone, by here's your car
and your phone.
Speaker 5: Have a nice life.
Speaker 2: It was one of those jobs that seemed like a
really fun, different.
Speaker 1: Way to make in theory.
Speaker 2: I was like, great, drive around celebrities. Yes, please, I've
got a clean driving record.
Speaker 4: I like to drive.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna put on a little I'm
gonna get one of those hats I like from Sex
in the City, like a little Greek fisherman's cap, wear
my little vest. Oh, when they get a load of
my cuteness, they're going to be overtipping left and right.
Speaker 1: Not so much.
Speaker 4: I was mostly ignored.
Speaker 2: And also, I know we've talked about this because I
had to use a Thomas Guide.
Speaker 5: Don't even get me started on.
Speaker 4: This job was super stressful and people were not that.
Speaker 1: Nice those Thomas Guides. I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I made almost no money. So after like,
I think I might have lasted a month, maybe six weeks,
But then I was like, sorry, yeah, sorry not.
Speaker 1: I drove the limb. I drove well, my Gerstine, my
first boyfriend, was the limo driver, and he drove all
our friends in high school on their like prom night.
So he drove Suzanne on her prom night and I
was his girlfriend at the time, and I was like ooh,
can I go with? And so I got like one
of those. It was they were popular back then, those
jackets that were the tail.
Speaker 5: Yes, tuxedo jacket.
Speaker 1: So I wore that and it's her prom. But I'm
getting all dolled up with a draft jacket and like
I'm with Mike in the front seat my own. I
don't know, that's like a john. I was so bored
out of my head.
Speaker 5: I know, it is like a Chinese totally.
Speaker 4: Until you realize, oh, you're just parked on a curb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, TikTok.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so bored. It was like, by Mike,
I'm getting out of here. Take me to the closest
payphone so I can go call my other friend to
come pick me up. I was so bored. It was
just not It was like this is yeah, in theory,
it sounds great, but when you're in it, it's like.
Speaker 5: This is socks.
Speaker 4: Yeah terrible.
Speaker 5: Was that the worst job you an?
Speaker 2: It probably was, except for I got so many stories
from it. But I've had so many horrible like waiting
tables jobs.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, And then I've had I had some terrible temp jobs,
like terrible, like where people are just so rude, but
mostly my worst jobs were table waiting, table jops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was too scared to wait tables. I was
always afraid I was gonna drop stuff I would. To
be honest with you, I didn't like going on auditions,
so I kind of looked at that as.
Speaker 5: A job even though it wasn't.
Speaker 1: And it was just like I hated it since I
was a kid all the way until like I was
in high school and I started to drive, and then
I was like, why am I? Why am I going
out of my way to pick jobs that will be
flexible and let me go on auditions? Well, I don't
even want to go on auditions, so why am I
doing this?
Speaker 5: I stopped.
Speaker 1: But the well, the first job I had I got
fired because it was the only.
Speaker 4: Was that the cores, the cors like girl job.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got that's right. I got fired from
course Land.
Speaker 4: It was to me to remind you of other places.
Speaker 1: Other people didn't like you too, right, the only one
that got fired out of this duo? No, I yeah,
I forgot about that. Oh what did you get fired?
Speaker 2: That was?
Speaker 1: That was I was drink and by the way, to
my defense, I was drinking Budweiser out of a corps
like cup right so and by the way, it's my
night off r.
Speaker 5: I went to traffic school and then I went to the.
Speaker 1: Bar that I got discovered at when these guys gave
me their car and go, you want to be a
bud like girl. I'm sure. Okay, that was the best
paying job. One hundred bucks a gig. That's crazy.
Speaker 5: I know. I was over the moon.
Speaker 1: So I was so bummed I had to I even
called them like a week later, are you sure that
I can't come back?
Speaker 5: Like they were like, no, we're very strict on that.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 5: I was my my brother.
Speaker 1: My brother was dating a girl who had her own store,
her own accessory store on Ventura Boulevard in Studio City.
On Oh, I remember this store.
Speaker 4: You had to hand out the flyers.
Speaker 1: I was handing flyers out and like two weeks into
the job, my friends all come by to visit me
and they're like, come on, are you hungry?
Speaker 5: Let's go to Fat Burger because Fat Burger was right
up the street.
Speaker 4: I was like, was this Ventura Bulevard tmn Oaks?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was that Van Eyes, yeah Venturah, Yeah, I love
that Fat Burger.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the fat Burger is still there, right, yeah there. Yeah.
The accessory store.
Speaker 1: Name, it's actually Beverly.
Speaker 4: Uh it's Beverly Glenn, but very close.
Speaker 1: No, this is it was Van It was Van Eyes
and and Toura.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know which fat Burger you're thinking of, but
I don't. I don't think it's there anymore. Okay, well
maybe I don't know what's at Van Eyes of it anyway.
Speaker 2: Van Eyes and Ventura Boulevard. Now there's an in and
out there in her Hamburger habit. You're a hamburger hablet.
Speaker 1: You're talk. It's like a weather. It's just a couple
of blocks. Yeah, I walk down, yes, yes, yeah. So
they said, uh, let's go to Fat Burger and eat,
and I was like, I can't really do that. I
just am two hours into my new job. I can't
go eat. She by the way, she I'm trying to
think the name will come. She checks on me too,
by the way. It's not like she just sends me off,
you know. And she would go sell, sell, sell, like
get that, get them. She had an accessory store, so
she'd give me like bengals to wear, like bracelets and
like you like my bracelets? Hey, girls like my bagg
you get five for twelve dollars over at what's it
called at the whatever and anyway, So I decided to
go and I went and I sat down to eat,
and I was starving, and I took the flyers, a
stack of flyers, and I turned it over and I
put ketchup on it because I wanted to dip my
and I look up, I'm putting my ketchup. I'm like,
I'm eating. Everybody's like, you got a fork? You got
the can you give me a napkin? I look up
and it's her and I was like, oh, it's a
stone cold busted like moded big time. And she's like
taking an early break, and I was like, ah, my
friends they came and they decided to take me to lunch.
So I figured I would just work through my lunch
hour and still meeting lunch early, I know.
Speaker 5: Right right right.
Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, okay, so don't come back tomorrow.
Speaker 3: How was that?
Speaker 1: And I was like, fine, did you get paid for
my brother's going to break up with you anyway? No,
she was like she she let me stay for like
another week and then she did she said, yeah, I'm
gonna have to give you your your notice because I can't.
Speaker 5: I have to be able to trust you, and now
I can't trust you.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 5: I'm paying. And now that I look at it, I mean, I.
Speaker 1: Don't blame the poor woman, like you know, you hire
the sixteen year old or I don't know how and
and you got it. She's like, I gotta watch every penny.
I'm on a budget I just opened, and I need
to make sure that you're doing your job. So I
don't know.
Speaker 5: I can't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know you that well, so now I think
that you might just be Also, I remember I did take.
Speaker 5: A nap in a hallway.
Speaker 1: That sounds so tired and sleepy, like after a while
of those, that's a lot of love, you know, like
you're gonna get tired. You get tired. I'll never I
was like in an office building area and I just
went in. I was like, I gotta lay down, just
close my eyes for a few minutes because I was
so sleepy. And it just I wasn't on drugs, I
didn't drink and nothing. I was just like tired and
bored and hot, and I wanted to go lay down
in some air conditioning. And I've this office building. I
walked past it a million times. I never saw anybody
in there, and I walked in, turned the corner, lay down,
put my sweat jacket down as a pillow. Oh no,
did you get busted? No? But she Yeah, I know,
but she should have fired me because I wasn't you know,
I was taking a nap while I should be out
there passing out.
Speaker 4: That is so funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had a lot of those kind of jobs.
Speaker 5: I wonder if I I've gotten.
Speaker 1: Fired quite a few times myself.
Speaker 2: I got fired from working at Burger King, my very
first job, for having a bad attitude. Then I got
fired from a working at Bob's Big Boy.
Speaker 5: But she's easy to get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see getting If I was a waitress,
I would have been fired. Yeah, but a lot of
people worked hard.
Speaker 2: I wasn't really fired for being so much as a
bad waitress as for mouthing off or you know, not
enjoying when people called me stupid or left me about.
Speaker 5: Tip like I don't enjoy it.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people find that relaxing. I
get fired up.
Speaker 1: No, but I always thought.
Speaker 2: That I knew better than everybody, Like I always thought
I knew better than the managers, even at like you know, sixteen. Yeah,
I was like, why are these people tell me what
to do? Like, clearly you know there you don't need
this many.
Speaker 4: People working the shit like yeah.
Speaker 2: And also like first of all, I either always had
too many tables or not enough tables, like I was
never happy, yeah, and I was happy to voice my
concerns right right, and probably not in a diplomatic I
was just always the person that there.
Speaker 1: Was a problem.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, I would have been we would have been horrible
because you would have been mouthing off. I would have
been like slacking off, taking a nap, go and have
fat murger and and then not getting the change right
I would have. So I was able to do that,
but scared to do that.
Speaker 2: Due to my ability to do that, I thought I
was a lot better than other peop So I was like, well,
I should probably be doing everybody's change because none of
these people know what's happening.
Speaker 5: And the.
Speaker 4: Shift, I mean, I was always just like why is
this person manager?
Speaker 1: I had no like I had no like forest for
the trees, like it was all trees, like.
Speaker 2: Whatever, was happening in that moment was like this is
terrible and this is the rest of my life, Like
I can't work here for the rest of my life.
I wasn't able to go like, okay, there's you know,
just do this for now, make your money and then
see what happens in the future. I was and I
remember going to therapy eventually should have started earlier, but
you know, and the therapist because I would continue to
have this problem, and the therapist would be like, you
don't have boundaries like.
Speaker 1: I would always everybody.
Speaker 2: If if anybody else was complaining, I was like, oh
my god, totally we should go to the manager and
talk to them about it. So if somebody, even if
I wasn't unhappy that day, but somebody else, then I
was happy for them, right, And then I was like, well,
why are you sticking up for yourself?
Speaker 4: We need to go talk to somebody about this.
Speaker 2: And then I'd be the one in trouble, right, And
that person would be like not cool, like that's don't
but what I mean yeah, And then I'd be like,
but you're the one this no, this is not right,
like you should you need to cut that waiter he's
been here since this morning and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I can't get through life
with that, but I've we I had that same feeling.
It's kind of like when we were married, Like when
we were talking about when we're married, early into our marriage,
how we would be like if we got no fight,
be like, all right, so he wants to break up
with me, then this is my life.
Speaker 5: Now I'm going to get it a divorce.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like that, like we couldn't see the bigger picture.
Is everybody like that at a young age or was
it just us?
Speaker 4: I think no.
Speaker 2: I think some people are more like rule followers and
less fight or flight. I think it comes from our childhood.
I think when you have chaos and your child and
a lack of consistency, which you had and I had,
I think you tend to think that everything is not
nothing stable.
Speaker 4: So you're always trying to.
Speaker 2: Think of your like contingents, and you're always with jobs
and with relationships. It's always like I'm fine on my own,
Like I always think I had deep down inside this
attitude like I could get fired.
Speaker 4: At any moment anyway.
Speaker 1: So I'm making a crank call on that phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so who cares like they're not going to keep
me anyway, so I'll break up with you before you
break up with me, so that I would either act
up like I didn't trust people. And it sounds like
you had a little trust issues too, with bosses or whatever.
Although later, like we talked about a couple of shows ago,
you were able to really rein that in at when
you had corporate jobs.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's because I liked I liked right,
it was something I enjoyed, and I didn't want to
get cut. I didn't want to get fired, like this
is like compared to passing out liars and getting fired
as a.
Speaker 5: Bud light girl or whatever, like this is this.
Speaker 3: Is a dream, you know.
Speaker 5: But I was older.
Speaker 1: See I think when you're younger, we were still chaotic
right ourselves.
Speaker 2: So but yeah, I was definitely able to change that
when I started, when I got like my first TV job, right,
I still sometimes had the impulse, but I was able.
I even had this job and the guy the boss
was such an asshole, like a crazy asshole, and every
day I wanted.
Speaker 1: To just be like fuck you.
Speaker 2: But I really liked the job, and I felt so
grateful to have a real job and be getting paid
to write that. I had to just go, you know what,
I got to suck it up, like I do not
want I'm petrified of getting fired. I want to keep
my job. I have to keep my mouth shut. And
I was in therapy at the time. The therapist who was
terrible therapist was like, well, you should stick up for yourself.
Speaker 1: You should she's doing that, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, no, I shouldn't. No, And then I would
come in like the next week and did you did
you stick up for yourself?
Speaker 1: And I go, no, I did not. And guess what,
I still have a job.
Speaker 2: And you know what, eventually things kind of turned around
at that job and the asshole boss aimed his assholeness
at somebody else, and I was like, suddenly kind of
the favored child.
Speaker 1: So I was so glad that I didn't. Yeah, I'm like, I.
Speaker 2: Hope that guy's therapist isn't telling him to stick up
for himself.
Speaker 1: Right, you know, like the kid, you know, like when
your kids get like you get you know, you get
one kid in trouble and the other one's going, I'm
not being a bad Yeah, I'm listening to you, right, mommy, Yeah,
you're doing the same thing and you're like, you shut
up too. Yeah, oh god, oh my god, did you
ever get hit on? Or wait did we talk about it?
Didn't you get hit on? When didn't like some boss
like with.
Speaker 4: At my cocktail? Interesting job, the one I was going
to sue for sexual harassment.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2: I and saw a lawyer right while the guy was
like just a you know, it was a it was
a sports bar. Oh, one of those fly by night
sports bar. The guy apparently was given money. He was
like a frat guy whose parents bottom this bar, and
then he was like the owner and he just was
a horrible alcoholic coke addict and he was just abusive
to all the women that worked there.
Speaker 1: But because I'm norma ray, I was like, oh no,
we are not putting up with this. Lady's right, did
he call you at three in the morning? Well, me too.
We're going to get a lawyer. We're going to class
action suit this bitch. We're going to own that bar.
Speaker 2: Well, and the lawyer was like, yeah, you guys have
a case, like this is terrible. But then they kind
of looked into it and they're like, well, it's his
parents' money. He doesn't have any money like somehow, it
just seemed like a lot of negativity for over a
long period of time.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, never mind, I mind to
something else.
Speaker 4: I got to sleep in.
Speaker 1: I wake up at what time for a conference call?
That's all right? How many years of litigation?
Speaker 3: No, no thing?
Speaker 5: Ladies. You take it from here. Let me know when
you get some money.
Speaker 1: Like I got you guys started. Yeah, I got it started.
Speaker 3: What do you want me to do?
Speaker 4: Yeah, ge.
Speaker 5: Wipe your ass for you to jeez.
Speaker 4: Go make some money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's hilarious.
Speaker 4: So wow, time fly time did fly today?
Speaker 1: Yeah, time flied.
Speaker 2: So I've got a new Uh, I've got a new
segment for us. Yeah, I think I should save it
at this point, Yeah for Friday, for Friday Show.
Speaker 5: I have no idea.
Speaker 3: I'm on pins and needles.
Speaker 1: I just was.
Speaker 2: I was doing some reach research for something and I
came upon something funny. I'll tease it for you, Okay,
And I saw this once before, but it is just
hilarious to me. People people's Internet opinions about books, huh, even.
Speaker 4: Beloved children's books.
Speaker 2: There are some people that are just going to be
vehemently opposed and give it a one star review. So
I found some one star reviews on like the most
innocent fun books.
Speaker 4: And just found some crazies.
Speaker 2: Really, so I print, I cut, and I'm going to
read you some angry one star reviews on some books
that really don't deserve it.
Speaker 1: Really should we guess, like what book it is that
you were you're reading about.
Speaker 4: Oh, that'll be fun. Okay, let's do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know all theo you got to
hopefully bank on that. I know the book.
Speaker 2: Oh you will, you'll know all these books. There's only
a couple that I'm called. Okay, so we'll do that
next week.
Speaker 4: You guys, this was a good show, probably a little
better than you all deserved. Just kidding.
Speaker 1: Thanks KAYLEB.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: You're a parent.
Speaker 3: Now, don't end it up. It's good
Speaker 1: Lettingle