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Speaker 1: Made a decision. I face, sonny sum, I had a

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vision to everybody, you're so fake your hair looks wild.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna tell you why. Yeah, all right, so

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here's why I look like crepola.

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Speaker 1: I Oh, I was gonna say, you look good, you

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look like a rock and yeah, because you got Bob

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and the monster.

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Speaker 2: And the wild hair with the wild hair. Okay, let

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me just tell you why my hair is wild, because

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it's a reason.

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Speaker 3: You will relate to.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, let me guess, yes, go ahead and guess

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to have some leth me do with water?

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Speaker 3: Yes, next door neighbors.

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Speaker 1: Uh no, close though, but same thing. Yeah, got talking

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to going into the pool past the waist yep, sucker.

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Then didn't even get to take a shower, because such

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is my life, right. See, this is this is the

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whole problem with getting in the pool all the way

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through your hair.

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Speaker 4: When are you gonna do all the damage control?

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Speaker 2: When are you gonna take a shower, use your claris

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buying shampoo, blow dry your hair, get your get ready

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like you know, you know why, Because now you got

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to get all the kids home with their wet bathing suits.

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You gotta unpack everyone's stuff, it's already late. Drive it

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through Chipotle Lake, getting everybody food. By the time we

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get home it's ten o'clock. Then I'm like, I gotta

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answer all the emails because I was gone all day.

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Speaker 4: And then I'm like, oh my god, I have to

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go to bed right now. Then I get up Bill Simmons,

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I gotta go there Cartman or the sis, you got it.

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Speaker 2: Then yeah, I wake up in the morning and I

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have to hit the ground running even because I gotta

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get the kids up, get breakfast, walk the dog, get home,

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and I'm like, oh shit, I gotta go to the

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podcast right now.

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Speaker 4: So shower ain't gonna happen.

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Speaker 5: Ain't gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: So this is me after having been swimming with suntown

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lotion all over myself yesterday.

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Speaker 4: No shower.

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Speaker 1: But I say, you look very good, because first of all,

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you're ten. Second of all, maybe you should not shower

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so often. The hair looks off.

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Speaker 4: Tha, Oh, I already don't shower that off I know,

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but just go with it.

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Speaker 1: Your hair looks I think your.

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Speaker 5: Hair looks good.

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Speaker 4: Well, thank you.

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Speaker 5: You want to see a disaster? Yeah, would you like

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to see what it looks like when I don't. And

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this is after trying to tame it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you're like a little bit like me. I

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get you, Yeah, I get you girl.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess it's I was.

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Speaker 3: You have no.

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Speaker 5: Idea the last twenty four hours.

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Speaker 1: Tell me everything. So, well, where did you go last night?

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By the way, Well, okay, the next door neighbors.

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Speaker 4: It's a longer story, so you tell yours first.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So you know Natalia's birthday once a year, she's got

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wants to go to Disney. Oh yeah, you waited a

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while and I said to her this year, I said,

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we're not spending the night. We're not going to do

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all that. And then I said, we just go for

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the day.

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Speaker 5: And so.

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Speaker 1: Poor Cammy just went, who's a trooper? She just went

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like two days earlier with family or whatever and her mom.

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Speaker 2: So this was a spur of the moment. Yeah, does

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she knows she was going again?

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Speaker 1: Well, her mom and I've kind of been once in

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a while texting back and forth.

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Speaker 3: When is she available? We're not available.

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Speaker 5: She's busy. We're busy.

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Speaker 1: It's so hard to get the same time, same whatever.

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So her mom says, how about on Sunday? This was

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on Thursday, and I was like, I guess if it's

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not Sunday, it's not going to be until maybe after

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they start school, right, all right? So anyway, I'm like, okay,

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let me just get it out.

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Speaker 5: Of the way. Let's just get it out of the

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way in the fast.

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Speaker 2: Anybody that doesn't know what you're talking about since we

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shorthand you're talking about Disneyland.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I said that didn't.

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Speaker 3: Oh you did?

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Speaker 1: Yeah she said Disneyland.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Oh I spaced out for her.

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Speaker 6: So so so so the other the other good part though,

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is Jody says, she says, I'll go with you this year.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I'll go with you, no problem. I miss

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those kids. I never see the kids.

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Speaker 4: She always thinks she's up for stuff, and then she

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always realizes she's in over her head.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: She's like, wait a minute, six playoff games? Yeah, well

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I thought it was just a quick wait on games.

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Speaker 1: Forty minutes. Wait, how did it get to be an

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hour and a half?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Why are we?

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 1: So she's like, so this time it's just the two

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of them, Italian and Cammy and then me and Jody.

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Speaker 5: So it's the four of us.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go we're gonna go later so that we'll

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stay in the evening because you can watch the phantasmic show.

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Speaker 2: Fantasm Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: So the light show, well there's two. There's the Wonderful

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World of Color, which is a light Yeah. Well that's

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the water show that's racist.

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Speaker 5: So I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just say, okay, fine, let's go later because it's hot. Right,

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it's one hundred and twelve degrees oh jeeze at some point.

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So now it's in Vegas. It wait, way over one hundred.

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I mean, you're you're standing aline, you're just dripping.

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Speaker 4: So you're like, we're not staying over. Now we're sticking

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with that. Yeah, we're not saying over because I thought at.

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Speaker 1: The beginning of the story we were gonna I was

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gonna find out that you got talked to the staying over. No, no,

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did not spend the night, but the end of the night,

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the end of the day of the night ended with uh, okay,

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we're not going to stay for Phantasma, but we're gonna

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stay for the Wonderful World of Color show because.

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Speaker 4: Our which is still at like nine o'clock.

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Speaker 5: Yes, that's at nine nine thirty. I think.

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Speaker 1: So the restaurant is right there on the water, so

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where they do the show.

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Speaker 5: So then after the restaurant.

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Speaker 4: Which restaurant New Orleans place?

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Speaker 5: Now it's the Aeriels Grotto.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, like yeah doesn't Yeah, like Ariel and Hafner

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they both have grottos. So so they give you four

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tickets if you eat there, they give you the four

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tickets you can get like closer to see the shell.

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Speaker 5: So there we go.

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Speaker 1: We are right up on there, up on the railing,

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and the show starts and on it all that water

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is just spraying, and so you start to feel, huh,

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it's kind of refreshing. You get that like missed spray.

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and then it keeps going. It's like first it starts

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out bamby, and then it goes through the whole catalog.

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big production. And it's like Jody's like, it's not over yet,

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when's it.

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Speaker 5: We're starting to.

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Speaker 1: Get a little wetter, a little wet. At the ferry end,

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they do the Grand finale. Oh no, it's like you're

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standing in a torrential downpour for literally like eight nine seconds,

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which is pretty.

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Speaker 5: I know, drenched.

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Speaker 1: We were drenched, my water, my phone worse than the

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water ride. My phone was like short circuiting. It got

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all wet. It was insane, I mean, head to toe

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and Jody and I looking at each other like what

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what just happened?

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Speaker 3: Just now?

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Speaker 1: We are soaked and wet, and now we got to walk.

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Poor little Cammi, who just get got over pneumonia not

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that long ago, is wearing a tank top, shorts and

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flip flops, and she's drenched from head to toe and

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I'm pulling out the backpack trying to find her jacket.

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it on her. Immediately I wrap her up ted he's

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got her jacket, and then Jody and I are sitting

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here holding wet backpacks.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, I would not have thought to

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bring a jacket, So you're a better mom than I.

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Speaker 4: Already well the story.

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Speaker 1: Only because I would have been like, it's hot outside,

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what do you want a jacket for? Or leave it

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in the car.

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Speaker 2: I'm not carrying that around all day when it's one

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hundred degrees, I know well, And then cut to mom

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Speaker 1: She was just there recently and she says, it gets

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you know, it can get chilly at night.

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Speaker 2: I would have been like, yeah, chili to you. I

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don't know what that means, but it's gonna be seventy eight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going rogue. So that's what I got roped

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into for the last twenty four hours. And then woke

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up this morning with my period really bad. Oh sorry,

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and I think now right now, right, oh, it was

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just oh okay, but h maybe I shouldn't talk about it.

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I got a little scoop, a little behind the scenes

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scoop on a diva celebrity.

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Speaker 4: Ooh, yeah, I think you should say it. Who who's

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gonna listen? Was it happening in public or is it

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just some gossip you heard?

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Speaker 1: No, it was the tour guide that we had, Oh

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was telling me that. So we're asking him, like, tell us,

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you know you get any stories. See you say, don't

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tell anyone. Listen if the tour guy told you though,

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but he said don't tell anybody? Yeah, but you think

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that he really just skate told you. That's like his

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go to story people. He thinks I'm gonna get onto

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a microphone and tell him what I do for a living, Like.

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Speaker 5: Right, tell it to a bunch of uh anybody. There's

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a diva that.

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Speaker 1: Was like just divaing it up, saying stuff like we're eating,

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they're they're like sitting down eating with their kids and

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they got a bunch of other kids with them, and

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she says, uh. She says, could you tell people to

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the tour guy? Could you tell people not to look

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at us? And he's like, so you really really want

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me to tell people not Yeah, it's kind of distracting

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and rude that they're just staring, So just can you

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just tell the people in the restaurant not to like

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just sit there and stare kind of like so he

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does that rounded up thing move with his with his finger,

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like move it on, you know, but he's saying instead

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of that.

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Speaker 5: He said, I could never say that to people.

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Speaker 1: So I was going, I was just walking around checking

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on people, going, how you like your food, how's everything going?

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If you if you need anything else, just let me know.

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And he's doing that thing with the finger. Meanwhile, he

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wants to give her the finger, but like yeah, he's like,

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I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 5: And then at the.

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Speaker 1: End of the night she said, uh, she said, they

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They took a bus, like a big tour bus, you know,

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a luxury tour bus. And they're getting on the bus

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and then she turns to him and she says, sweetie,

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where is where's our food that we packed up? And

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he was like, first of all, he wasn't with them.

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was you know, not looking at him, not looking at

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them and making other people not look. And he's like,

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so he didn't know there was So he's like, I'll

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go get it. He runs and he gets it. He

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runs back and it's not it's not close. It's pretty far.

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the parking lot and he runs, My.

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Speaker 2: God, he has to go from the parking lot back

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into the park, not to go to the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: They go through a drive through.

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Speaker 2: I know they were just at all the restaurants at

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Disneyland are kind of crappy anyway.

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Speaker 1: It's not like it's not gourmet food, right, So he

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runs back and they're gone. They didn't even wait for him.

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Speaker 5: There was some other stuff too, sweetie, sweet very.

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Speaker 1: Like, very condesce, very condescending, like I make the like

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they'll stand in like he took them like towards one

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a or just the mom.

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Speaker 3: It was just the mom and her friends and her

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friends and kids.

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Speaker 5: And she's like who.

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Speaker 1: And he said, I'm taking you on a tour And

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she said, sweetie, I'll make the decisions.

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Speaker 5: Act I can't actress.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is awesome.

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Speaker 3: I'll make the decisions.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll make the decisions.

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Speaker 1: You know, famous people don't realize that.

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Speaker 2: I think they just think that people aren't that that's

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not going to stay with them, right, you know what

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I mean, Like they think that people aren't gonna remember

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them as like, oh, that person's an asshole, right, Like

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they think, by.

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Speaker 5: The way, don't no tip, you're kind of I knew

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you were.

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Speaker 1: Going to say that.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know why, because as a person who used

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to drive a limo, I was thinking it's the richest people.

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Speaker 4: Those people are always the ones that don't tip.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I just know Howard Stern's a big tipper and

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he's one of the richest guys.

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Speaker 2: I mean no, no, no, I mean I mean of the

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people that don't tip, you'd be surprised.

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Speaker 1: It's usually the people.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying that famous people never tip. I'm just

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saying that when I didn't get tipped, it was usually.

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Speaker 4: The famous person.

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Speaker 2: Regular people or people that didn't have money were always

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the ones that tipped if I If I got lots

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of famous people were super generous, right, right, But if

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I got stiffed, as it was usually by somebody that

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you that you're like, seriously, you yeah, like you can

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afford to tip me? Right, it's like an entitled like

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I shouldn't have to give money for extra.

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Speaker 5: I know, it's so disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Or they just sort of everything's taken care of for them,

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so they don't think about, right, like who went out

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of their way for them because they're so used to

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well everybody does exactly.

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Speaker 4: Everybody waits on me, so well I'm going to give

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you money.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And by this poor kid was running

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circles for this girl.

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Speaker 5: She was like, go get sweety, this sweety.

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Speaker 1: That very condescending, and and I was like, well, how

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are the kids, Like the kids are the kids are fine?

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Speaker 5: The kids are great, but she was just a nightmare.

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Oh uh what?

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Speaker 1: And then I had and then I said, so if

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you're thinking it's Mariah Carey, I said, what about Mariah Carey?

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Speaker 5: And he said, sweet as pie.

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Speaker 4: That's because she's so crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's probably like where are we?

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Speaker 2: She's like in the line, because I'm your tour guide,

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She's like, oh where are we?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: There is a video that somebody posted of her on stage.

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Speaker 3: Yes, did you see that?

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Speaker 5: Her up like a wooden.

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Speaker 4: I think they're saying she was really drunk?

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Speaker 1: Is that what it was in the show that we

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didn't go to? That's n Italian? And I mean, Adam,

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that could have been because that must have been in Vegas.

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Speaker 2: She's so if you're she's in this video and she's

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got all these dancers around her and she's basically just

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not dancing, but they'red dancing around her, and she's like

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moving like a little bit like a robot, like just

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kind of shaking her hips really awkwardly. And then they

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kind of pick her up and she's like luggage. She

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like they're like picking her up, and she's just like.

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Speaker 1: She's really balanced. She like tips over onto the guy

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the dancer that's like waiting for her to fall on

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top of him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they kind of like put her back

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down and then she just kind of and then the

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video ends.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god. Yeah, you guys should google that.

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Speaker 4: It's google Maria carry. Oh here she is, let's just

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watch it together. So she's wearing it's just funny.

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Speaker 2: So oh, so the dancers all bend over and the

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other two dancers pick her up and lay.

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Speaker 4: Yes, she's just a.

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Speaker 2: Big sack of like she's a dead body, and they

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try to layer on top of the guy's backs and

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then she oh, and then the guy tries to dip her.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what's going on there?

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Speaker 4: And she's not dippable. No, she's just like what's happening? Where?

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Speaker 1: Huh? What are you doing? Why is my leg going up?

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Speaker 2: And then she kind of bends backwards a tiny bit

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and then she's like, no, no, no, that's not happening.

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Speaker 5: I'm not going back.

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Speaker 1: Dropped, put me back.

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Speaker 3: But that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that could have been the show we were at.

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It's probably good Tipper though.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So if you want to know who we're talking about,

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I guess just message us like we're not going to

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be that hard ass about it, right.

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Speaker 1: I mean I think you can maybe think who it

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is if you think real hard. Yeah, if you close

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your eyes and think of a diva. I mean, how

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many divas are there? One's dead with Houston.

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Speaker 4: It's not bet Midler.

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Speaker 5: No, it's not that.

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Speaker 4: Somebody with young kids, right, somebody with the young kids.

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Speaker 5: Yes, she's an actress. She does also sing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and she danced and dance. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: She probably every once in a while gets confused with.

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Speaker 1: Mariah Carey probably, and she's she's she's very judgy.

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Speaker 5: Get it, get it, get it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, there you go.

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Speaker 1: If you can't figure out.

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Speaker 5: If you can't figure it out, then remember.

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Speaker 4: When I wrote in my book about Justine Bateman.

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Speaker 2: That was the person I yes, And it's so funny

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because I kept thinking, like, ah, she's going to get

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mad my book publishers.

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Speaker 4: So I wrote about her in my limo story.

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Speaker 5: She was a bet. She didn't tip, right, was she tipped?

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Speaker 1: But like she got what she made me stop at.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So when you drive a limo in those days,

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it was like you drive people around in a town car.

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Speaker 1: But it paid so horrible. It's thirteen you get paid thirteen.

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Speaker 4: Dollars an hour.

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Speaker 2: There's a two hour minimum per drop per ride. But

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the trick is, but you're only making thirteen dollars an

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hour plus tips.

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Speaker 1: And here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: You're parked at the airport for like four hours waiting

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for your next ride because there's a lot of limo

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drivers and I wasn't high on the hierarchy, so I'd

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have to wait around. I was like last to get

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given a client. So you'd sit around and wait at

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the airport, and then you'd get a client.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Then the clock only starts ticking when they're in the car.

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So let's say their flight comes in at you know,

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two twenty pm. Well, so you have to get there

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obviously early. So two o'clock you're like at the airport.

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Speaker 1: You can't park and go.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, you would sometimes, but you'd find them by

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baggage claim, hold up a sign you know you wouldn't, Okay,

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So anyway, it doesn't really matter. The point is it

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doesn't pay. Well, right, once they're out of the car,

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you can you're up. You're open for getting another client.

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So hopefully you're hoping that you pick somebody up, get

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them home in forty five minutes go back to the

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airport and or go get another work.

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Speaker 1: Like you would go to the airport, then take them home,

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then come back to the airport and like they'll call

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you and tell you, Yeah, I only lasted.

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Speaker 2: At this job for six weeks because it was terrible

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because one week I made like ninety six dollars for

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the week and work, you know, worked like.

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Speaker 1: Twelve hours a day.

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Speaker 2: That sucks because you only get paid when somebody's in

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your car, and if they don't tip you, then you're

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really screwed, right of course, Like let's say you do

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three trips a day and they each tip you twenty bucks,

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which sometimes the generous celebrities would give you twenty bucks,

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so that would be sixty dollars, which would be great.

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But let's say you only end up driving one person

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that tips you twenty dollars, and then you've made two

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rides for twenty six dollars, but you.

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Speaker 1: Worked like a twelve hour day.

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Speaker 2: So and then let's say you let's say you do that. Well,

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the point it doesn't matter. The point is that I drove. Yes,

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that you rely on quickly.

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Speaker 4: Picking people up and getting them to their destination.

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Speaker 2: You know, nobody ever, just like works it for the

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full two hours, except for Justine Bateman did She was

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just like, well, I picked her up and then so

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I pick her up at the Burbank Airport, which if

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you don't know the Burbank airport, it's very small, right,

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so you can go right up to the gate on

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that one, but it's a little bit of a walk.

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Speaker 1: You walk all the.

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Speaker 2: Way down this terminal. She's at the very end of

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the terminal, so it's a walk. She hands me stuff

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immediately that she had on the plane with her, like

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carry on. I think she just was like, I'm just

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Dean Bateman, bitch, I can carry on. Like ski she'd

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been on a ski trip with like her sister or something.

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Speaker 1: Was she on television at this time or I think

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she was on the Round.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't like family ties.

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Speaker 2: I'm not battled, but it was like remember when she

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had that show about I want to say, like men

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behaving badly.

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Speaker 1: Or oh yeah, men behaving badly act for the producer

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of that show. Okay, I feel like she was on

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that show, yeah, or she could have been close to

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being done with that show or something, or just recently

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off that something. Yeah, So she it was you know

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what it was.

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Speaker 4: It was just the attitude.

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Speaker 2: It was like she shoved some stuff for me to carry,

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per skeys, didn't make it really talk to me or

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make eye contact, acted like I was completely the hired help.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: Then when I was in the car, she was like, uh,

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stop at Killer Shrimp. So I stopped at the place,

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and then she and her sister went in. They never

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they just went in for like a long time. But

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then they have to pay, you, don't They no, because

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they get two hours. So I drove her from Burbank Airport.

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Then I sat in the parking lot and like read

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a book. Oh god, you know for thirteen dollars and

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you know for my twenty six dollars that I was

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making round trip. Yeah, and then I had but been

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carrying a ton of her stuff. She didn't help at all,

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So I was like all piled down with all their

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luggage and their skis and and uh.

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Speaker 1: And then when.

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Speaker 2: I got her to her house, she barely she didn't

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even like say goodbye. And I think she gave me

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00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,440
ten bucksh which was like, god, pretty cheap for the

473
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,759
fact that she Oh my god, what it And I

474
00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:33,720
think it was just the fact that there had been

475
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,519
some celebrities that were so nice.

476
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she was bad. And also the worst though

477
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,720
was and I know I've told you this story before

478
00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:42,880
low Leada Davidovich.

479
00:21:43,799 --> 00:21:46,279
Speaker 5: Now you didn't tell me that one, I don't think so.

480
00:21:46,279 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 1: So do you remember who she is?

481
00:21:47,759 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 3: I do?

482
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:50,359
Speaker 5: But wait, did you talk about the Justine in your book?

483
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

484
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,079
Speaker 4: And it's not me, it's you.

485
00:21:52,799 --> 00:21:54,720
Speaker 1: She didn't say, yeah, so the publisher. So I was like, well,

486
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,680
can I just say who it is? And they're like, well,

487
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,640
if it's a true.

488
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,079
Speaker 2: Story, I was like, oh, yeah, every word of this

489
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,319
is pretty true. I mean I had to remember it

490
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:05,559
the way I remembered it. It's subject to my memory.

491
00:22:05,599 --> 00:22:07,880
Speaker 1: But I picked her up and that's how much she

492
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,640
tipped me, and that's where I took her killer shrimp.

493
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,200
I was just.

494
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,440
Speaker 4: Really more talking about how bad the job was.

495
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah, hope you ate a ba trimp. Bye? Okay,

496
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,559
so wait, the lead of the Yes.

497
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 2: The the thing about that story was that it was

498
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,480
disappointing because Family Ties had been one of my very

499
00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:31,839
favorite shows. So the point of that story wasn't just

500
00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:34,400
a bitch about her. It was more like, don't meet

501
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,200
your Heroes because I was just like when I heard

502
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,039
I was picking up Justine Bateman, of course, I was like, oh.

503
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:46,039
Speaker 1: My god, Justine Bateman Mallory. Yeah, like she lived in

504
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:49,319
my home basically for I mean, she was like my friend.

505
00:22:49,519 --> 00:22:53,079
That sucks, you know, so when your friend one of

506
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:53,759
your best friends.

507
00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:57,079
Speaker 2: Really, I mean, Alex was a boy, Alex pekeat so

508
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,240
he wasn't my best friend. She was like my best friend, right,

509
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:01,599
he was an acquaintance.

510
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 1: You feel, like exactly, but he was like the brother.

511
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, like that you know her.

512
00:23:07,559 --> 00:23:08,759
Speaker 1: I was so excited.

513
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,079
Speaker 2: I mean I'd watched the show for years. It was

514
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,119
a huge show for me when I was younger. So yes,

515
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,599
when she was like could not even really look at me.

516
00:23:17,799 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 1: I was like, that's really so then what about so

517
00:23:22,759 --> 00:23:23,759
Lalita Davidovich.

518
00:23:23,799 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 4: I didn't care. It wasn't like I was disappointed.

519
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:31,599
Speaker 2: I was just more surprised at the level of diva

520
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,759
considering the fact that, like, nobody knows who you are.

521
00:23:34,799 --> 00:23:38,880
But now she she's from this movie.

522
00:23:39,079 --> 00:23:42,519
Speaker 1: She was a bit of a hot star in those days,

523
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,559
in the eighties, it was but this was like, I mean,

524
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:49,640
this was the eighties, this was the eighties and she had.

525
00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:52,519
Speaker 2: Been in a movie called Intersection with Richard Gear. She

526
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:53,880
had had like a couple of.

527
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 3: Big roles, right, and then she was gone.

528
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,039
Speaker 1: Yes, but while she was hot.

529
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,599
Speaker 4: Okay, So this is how it was.

530
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 2: There were no cell phones in those days, but there

531
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,440
were car phones. But it was kind of a big

532
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,200
deal if you had a car phone, right, and it

533
00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:09,759
was super expensive.

534
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,519
Speaker 1: So if you used a car phone.

535
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 2: Oh boy, that was going to cost a lot of money.

536
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:19,200
So the car company only let a list celebrities use

537
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:19,599
the phone.

538
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,279
Speaker 1: You a phone in your There was a phone in

539
00:24:21,319 --> 00:24:23,160
the car, not for me to use.

540
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 2: It is for clients. Only a level clients could could

541
00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:28,920
make a phone call. I mean, they were very strict

542
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,480
about it. If you if somebody who was not cleared

543
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,319
to use the phone use the phone, you.

544
00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: Were responsible for that.

545
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,079
Speaker 4: With my thirteen dollars an hour.

546
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 2: Right, So I pick up, they give me Lilita, and uh,

547
00:24:42,839 --> 00:24:45,400
I do kind of know who she? I know the name,

548
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,400
but I'm not like I kind of knew.

549
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:48,799
Speaker 1: Who she was.

550
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was a celebrity or she.

551
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 2: Wasn't a list in any way, shape or form. She

552
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,680
was an actress. She was a lot of these people

553
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,880
were used. The car was used by studios to pick

554
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,799
people up. Okay, but it wasn't. It was studios contracted

555
00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:06,960
them because a lot of studios have their own drivers

556
00:25:07,079 --> 00:25:10,519
if you're a big star. But so anyway, I pick

557
00:25:10,559 --> 00:25:13,720
her up and she gets in the car, and she's

558
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,960
speaking with like a kind of a British accent, but

559
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,880
it's like an affected and I'm like, she's not British

560
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,519
as far as I know, like right, and uh, of

561
00:25:23,559 --> 00:25:27,680
course later I'm you know, google that shit, and of

562
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,920
course she's not British at all. No, not at all,

563
00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:34,400
but she's speaking like this, and she's saying so.

564
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: She gets on the phone.

565
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 2: First of all, she makes me stop at like a store,

566
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,920
which is lame, like use the gift shop at the airport,

567
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,920
Like you need to make me stop at what at

568
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:44,319
a store?

569
00:25:44,319 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 5: For you?

570
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,799
Speaker 1: You don't need to do I can't explain.

571
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,519
Speaker 2: I know I'm sounding picky, but you know, at the time,

572
00:25:50,599 --> 00:25:52,960
it was like nobody did that. Ye people got in

573
00:25:53,039 --> 00:25:54,880
the car, You took them to their destination. They're not

574
00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:55,599
making you.

575
00:25:55,559 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: Drive them all around, right, Can you get off the

576
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,880
freeway and stop at a blah blah blah.

577
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,799
Speaker 2: Wanh get some gum or whatever the fuck she wanted.

578
00:26:02,079 --> 00:26:03,839
Then she picks up the phone and I.

579
00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 1: Was like, fuck, I have to tell her she can't

580
00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:11,519
use the phone, you know, and they know if they're

581
00:26:11,519 --> 00:26:13,559
cleared to use the phone. There's like a thing it's

582
00:26:13,599 --> 00:26:16,079
on their little like itinerary, like you can use the phone,

583
00:26:16,079 --> 00:26:16,960
you can't use the phone.

584
00:26:17,319 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 2: So I have to say to her, like, excuse me,

585
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,960
you know, like the phone is, you know that the

586
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,039
phone is. You can't you can't use the phone. And

587
00:26:27,279 --> 00:26:31,160
she gets a look on her face like hmmm, I'll

588
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,480
do I'll do what I want.

589
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: Like she gets she gives me a little she by charre.

590
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,319
Speaker 4: Like who go and check me right?

591
00:26:37,519 --> 00:26:40,799
Speaker 2: And she just continues to make her phone call. Then

592
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:46,000
she's talking to people in the most affected crazy actressy Madonna.

593
00:26:46,799 --> 00:26:49,799
Speaker 1: It's sort of fake. It's sort of British, but it's more.

594
00:26:49,759 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 2: Just like I've affected a way of speaking that sounds

595
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,519
a little clipped in British, but yell.

596
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: And she calls her mother, mother, Hello, mother. She's speaking

597
00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:01,839
to her and I was like, who is bitch?

598
00:27:04,279 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 2: Because at this point I had driven a few celebrities

599
00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:07,799
who were all nice.

600
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 1: Chevy Chase drove him around. We never met a nicer guy, like,

601
00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:13,839
I know, couldn't have.

602
00:27:13,839 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 2: Been more warm and funny and like, you know, really high,

603
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,519
I'm painkillers, I don't know, but so nice. It's just

604
00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:24,240
when she didn't know why because Chevy Chase already had

605
00:27:24,279 --> 00:27:25,519
the juice and.

606
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 5: Like he a, yeah, who good does he needed?

607
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,559
Speaker 2: He didn't need to be an asshole to anybody, right,

608
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,880
He's just like cool, like joking around, okay, and huge

609
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:39,160
tipper and this girl is like obviously newer to fame

610
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,400
and like, oh I get to have an attitude yes,

611
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:47,200
and then yeah, and then it did not tip not

612
00:27:47,279 --> 00:27:51,000
a penny wow, and just was a beach and completely

613
00:27:51,079 --> 00:27:52,920
ignored me when I told her she couldn't use the phone,

614
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,160
And then I of course had to go to the

615
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,000
bosses and.

616
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 1: Go, well, she just ignored me.

617
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,759
Speaker 2: I told her she couldn't use the phone, and I

618
00:27:58,759 --> 00:28:01,319
got in trouble for it, and I was still mad

619
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:01,799
about that.

620
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 1: If I were you, I would have on my last

621
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,359
day of work, I would have just been like driving

622
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,920
around crank calling people on the phone. Is refrigerator running? Click,

623
00:28:09,559 --> 00:28:13,359
screw you company and your phone, by here's your car

624
00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:14,200
and your phone.

625
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 5: Have a nice life.

626
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 2: It was one of those jobs that seemed like a

627
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,640
really fun, different.

628
00:28:19,279 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: Way to make in theory.

629
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 2: I was like, great, drive around celebrities. Yes, please, I've

630
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,240
got a clean driving record.

631
00:28:28,279 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 4: I like to drive.

632
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna put on a little I'm

633
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,799
gonna get one of those hats I like from Sex

634
00:28:32,799 --> 00:28:36,200
in the City, like a little Greek fisherman's cap, wear

635
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:39,640
my little vest. Oh, when they get a load of

636
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,400
my cuteness, they're going to be overtipping left and right.

637
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: Not so much.

638
00:28:45,039 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 4: I was mostly ignored.

639
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,759
Speaker 2: And also, I know we've talked about this because I

640
00:28:49,799 --> 00:28:51,039
had to use a Thomas Guide.

641
00:28:53,039 --> 00:28:54,359
Speaker 5: Don't even get me started on.

642
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 4: This job was super stressful and people were not that.

643
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,079
Speaker 1: Nice those Thomas Guides. I forgot about that.

644
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I made almost no money. So after like,

645
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,480
I think I might have lasted a month, maybe six weeks,

646
00:29:06,519 --> 00:29:09,680
But then I was like, sorry, yeah, sorry not.

647
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: I drove the limb. I drove well, my Gerstine, my

648
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,839
first boyfriend, was the limo driver, and he drove all

649
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,960
our friends in high school on their like prom night.

650
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,319
So he drove Suzanne on her prom night and I

651
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,799
was his girlfriend at the time, and I was like ooh,

652
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,960
can I go with? And so I got like one

653
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,440
of those. It was they were popular back then, those

654
00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:31,359
jackets that were the tail.

655
00:29:31,279 --> 00:29:33,279
Speaker 5: Yes, tuxedo jacket.

656
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: So I wore that and it's her prom. But I'm

657
00:29:35,519 --> 00:29:38,119
getting all dolled up with a draft jacket and like

658
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,519
I'm with Mike in the front seat my own. I

659
00:29:41,519 --> 00:29:43,759
don't know, that's like a john. I was so bored

660
00:29:43,799 --> 00:29:44,519
out of my head.

661
00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 5: I know, it is like a Chinese totally.

662
00:29:46,839 --> 00:29:49,319
Speaker 4: Until you realize, oh, you're just parked on a curb.

663
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, TikTok.

664
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so bored. It was like, by Mike,

665
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,119
I'm getting out of here. Take me to the closest

666
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,319
payphone so I can go call my other friend to

667
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,200
come pick me up. I was so bored. It was

668
00:30:01,279 --> 00:30:03,400
just not It was like this is yeah, in theory,

669
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,359
it sounds great, but when you're in it, it's like.

670
00:30:05,559 --> 00:30:06,319
Speaker 5: This is socks.

671
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 4: Yeah terrible.

672
00:30:07,799 --> 00:30:09,039
Speaker 5: Was that the worst job you an?

673
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 2: It probably was, except for I got so many stories

674
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,680
from it. But I've had so many horrible like waiting

675
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,480
tables jobs.

676
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,359
Speaker 5: Yeah.

677
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 2: No, And then I've had I had some terrible temp jobs,

678
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,279
like terrible, like where people are just so rude, but

679
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,319
mostly my worst jobs were table waiting, table jops.

680
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was too scared to wait tables. I was

681
00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:42,599
always afraid I was gonna drop stuff I would. To

682
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,640
be honest with you, I didn't like going on auditions,

683
00:30:46,039 --> 00:30:48,079
so I kind of looked at that as.

684
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 5: A job even though it wasn't.

685
00:30:50,039 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: And it was just like I hated it since I

686
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,279
was a kid all the way until like I was

687
00:30:55,319 --> 00:30:57,720
in high school and I started to drive, and then

688
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,480
I was like, why am I? Why am I going

689
00:31:00,519 --> 00:31:03,279
out of my way to pick jobs that will be

690
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,759
flexible and let me go on auditions? Well, I don't

691
00:31:05,759 --> 00:31:07,640
even want to go on auditions, so why am I

692
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,039
doing this?

693
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:08,839
Speaker 5: I stopped.

694
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:14,079
Speaker 1: But the well, the first job I had I got

695
00:31:14,079 --> 00:31:15,720
fired because it was the only.

696
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,119
Speaker 4: Was that the cores, the cors like girl job.

697
00:31:18,519 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got that's right. I got fired from

698
00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:21,720
course Land.

699
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,519
Speaker 4: It was to me to remind you of other places.

700
00:31:26,799 --> 00:31:30,319
Speaker 1: Other people didn't like you too, right, the only one

701
00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:33,400
that got fired out of this duo? No, I yeah,

702
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,680
I forgot about that. Oh what did you get fired?

703
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,039
Speaker 2: That was?

704
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,319
Speaker 1: That was I was drink and by the way, to

705
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,720
my defense, I was drinking Budweiser out of a corps

706
00:31:42,839 --> 00:31:45,599
like cup right so and by the way, it's my

707
00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:46,599
night off r.

708
00:31:46,759 --> 00:31:49,279
Speaker 5: I went to traffic school and then I went to the.

709
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,319
Speaker 1: Bar that I got discovered at when these guys gave

710
00:31:52,359 --> 00:31:53,480
me their car and go, you want to be a

711
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,000
bud like girl. I'm sure. Okay, that was the best

712
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,680
paying job. One hundred bucks a gig. That's crazy.

713
00:32:00,799 --> 00:32:02,319
Speaker 5: I know. I was over the moon.

714
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,039
Speaker 1: So I was so bummed I had to I even

715
00:32:05,079 --> 00:32:07,160
called them like a week later, are you sure that

716
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,279
I can't come back?

717
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 5: Like they were like, no, we're very strict on that.

718
00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 3: Ah.

719
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,359
Speaker 5: I was my my brother.

720
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,119
Speaker 1: My brother was dating a girl who had her own store,

721
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:24,200
her own accessory store on Ventura Boulevard in Studio City.

722
00:32:25,359 --> 00:32:27,319
On Oh, I remember this store.

723
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,759
Speaker 4: You had to hand out the flyers.

724
00:32:28,839 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: I was handing flyers out and like two weeks into

725
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,880
the job, my friends all come by to visit me

726
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,160
and they're like, come on, are you hungry?

727
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,519
Speaker 5: Let's go to Fat Burger because Fat Burger was right

728
00:32:38,599 --> 00:32:39,119
up the street.

729
00:32:39,599 --> 00:32:41,599
Speaker 4: I was like, was this Ventura Bulevard tmn Oaks?

730
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 5: Yeah?

731
00:32:42,079 --> 00:32:45,279
Speaker 1: It was that Van Eyes, yeah Venturah, Yeah, I love

732
00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:45,960
that Fat Burger.

733
00:32:46,559 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, the fat Burger is still there, right, yeah there. Yeah.

734
00:32:49,559 --> 00:32:51,160
The accessory store.

735
00:32:52,079 --> 00:32:53,359
Speaker 1: Name, it's actually Beverly.

736
00:32:53,599 --> 00:32:56,319
Speaker 4: Uh it's Beverly Glenn, but very close.

737
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: No, this is it was Van It was Van Eyes

738
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,839
and and Toura.

739
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

740
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know which fat Burger you're thinking of, but

741
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,440
I don't. I don't think it's there anymore. Okay, well

742
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,160
maybe I don't know what's at Van Eyes of it anyway.

743
00:33:12,519 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 2: Van Eyes and Ventura Boulevard. Now there's an in and

744
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,519
out there in her Hamburger habit. You're a hamburger hablet.

745
00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:20,599
Speaker 1: You're talk. It's like a weather. It's just a couple

746
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,480
of blocks. Yeah, I walk down, yes, yes, yeah. So

747
00:33:23,559 --> 00:33:25,920
they said, uh, let's go to Fat Burger and eat,

748
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,279
and I was like, I can't really do that. I

749
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,799
just am two hours into my new job. I can't

750
00:33:33,799 --> 00:33:36,599
go eat. She by the way, she I'm trying to

751
00:33:36,599 --> 00:33:39,000
think the name will come. She checks on me too,

752
00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:41,079
by the way. It's not like she just sends me off,

753
00:33:41,559 --> 00:33:43,960
you know. And she would go sell, sell, sell, like

754
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,440
get that, get them. She had an accessory store, so

755
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,960
she'd give me like bengals to wear, like bracelets and

756
00:33:49,039 --> 00:33:51,359
like you like my bracelets? Hey, girls like my bagg

757
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,119
you get five for twelve dollars over at what's it

758
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:58,279
called at the whatever and anyway, So I decided to

759
00:33:58,359 --> 00:34:00,240
go and I went and I sat down to eat,

760
00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:03,440
and I was starving, and I took the flyers, a

761
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,279
stack of flyers, and I turned it over and I

762
00:34:05,319 --> 00:34:07,599
put ketchup on it because I wanted to dip my

763
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,679
and I look up, I'm putting my ketchup. I'm like,

764
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,039
I'm eating. Everybody's like, you got a fork? You got

765
00:34:14,039 --> 00:34:15,840
the can you give me a napkin? I look up

766
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,920
and it's her and I was like, oh, it's a

767
00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:24,400
stone cold busted like moded big time. And she's like

768
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,400
taking an early break, and I was like, ah, my

769
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,760
friends they came and they decided to take me to lunch.

770
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,039
So I figured I would just work through my lunch

771
00:34:35,079 --> 00:34:38,440
hour and still meeting lunch early, I know.

772
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:39,599
Speaker 5: Right right right.

773
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:43,039
Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, okay, so don't come back tomorrow.

774
00:34:44,119 --> 00:34:44,599
Speaker 3: How was that?

775
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: And I was like, fine, did you get paid for

776
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,639
my brother's going to break up with you anyway? No,

777
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:55,719
she was like she she let me stay for like

778
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,280
another week and then she did she said, yeah, I'm

779
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,320
gonna have to give you your your notice because I can't.

780
00:35:01,519 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 5: I have to be able to trust you, and now

781
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,480
I can't trust you.

782
00:35:04,559 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 3: I can't.

783
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 5: I'm paying. And now that I look at it, I mean, I.

784
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,559
Speaker 1: Don't blame the poor woman, like you know, you hire

785
00:35:11,599 --> 00:35:13,960
the sixteen year old or I don't know how and

786
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,760
and you got it. She's like, I gotta watch every penny.

787
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,960
I'm on a budget I just opened, and I need

788
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,960
to make sure that you're doing your job. So I

789
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:23,400
don't know.

790
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 5: I can't. I don't know.

791
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,199
Speaker 1: I don't know you that well, so now I think

792
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:31,320
that you might just be Also, I remember I did take.

793
00:35:31,199 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 5: A nap in a hallway.

794
00:35:33,519 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 1: That sounds so tired and sleepy, like after a while

795
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:42,239
of those, that's a lot of love, you know, like

796
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,599
you're gonna get tired. You get tired. I'll never I

797
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,679
was like in an office building area and I just

798
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,599
went in. I was like, I gotta lay down, just

799
00:35:50,639 --> 00:35:52,360
close my eyes for a few minutes because I was

800
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,480
so sleepy. And it just I wasn't on drugs, I

801
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,880
didn't drink and nothing. I was just like tired and

802
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,039
bored and hot, and I wanted to go lay down

803
00:36:02,039 --> 00:36:05,800
in some air conditioning. And I've this office building. I

804
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,079
walked past it a million times. I never saw anybody

805
00:36:08,119 --> 00:36:11,119
in there, and I walked in, turned the corner, lay down,

806
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,800
put my sweat jacket down as a pillow. Oh no,

807
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,760
did you get busted? No? But she Yeah, I know,

808
00:36:18,079 --> 00:36:20,599
but she should have fired me because I wasn't you know,

809
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,639
I was taking a nap while I should be out

810
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:23,480
there passing out.

811
00:36:24,679 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 4: That is so funny.

812
00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:27,039
Speaker 5: Yeah.

813
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had a lot of those kind of jobs.

814
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:32,599
Speaker 5: I wonder if I I've gotten.

815
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 1: Fired quite a few times myself.

816
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 2: I got fired from working at Burger King, my very

817
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:40,679
first job, for having a bad attitude. Then I got

818
00:36:40,679 --> 00:36:42,719
fired from a working at Bob's Big Boy.

819
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 5: But she's easy to get.

820
00:36:46,159 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see getting If I was a waitress,

821
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,760
I would have been fired. Yeah, but a lot of

822
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,679
people worked hard.

823
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 2: I wasn't really fired for being so much as a

824
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,519
bad waitress as for mouthing off or you know, not

825
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,159
enjoying when people called me stupid or left me about.

826
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,639
Speaker 5: Tip like I don't enjoy it.

827
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people find that relaxing. I

828
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,119
get fired up.

829
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,199
Speaker 1: No, but I always thought.

830
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 2: That I knew better than everybody, Like I always thought

831
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,880
I knew better than the managers, even at like you know, sixteen. Yeah,

832
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,360
I was like, why are these people tell me what

833
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,760
to do? Like, clearly you know there you don't need

834
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:22,360
this many.

835
00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 4: People working the shit like yeah.

836
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 2: And also like first of all, I either always had

837
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,360
too many tables or not enough tables, like I was

838
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,039
never happy, yeah, and I was happy to voice my

839
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:35,440
concerns right right, and probably not in a diplomatic I

840
00:37:36,599 --> 00:37:38,480
was just always the person that there.

841
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: Was a problem.

842
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 5: Yeah.

843
00:37:40,159 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: See, I would have been we would have been horrible

844
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,920
because you would have been mouthing off. I would have

845
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,280
been like slacking off, taking a nap, go and have

846
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,800
fat murger and and then not getting the change right

847
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,239
I would have. So I was able to do that,

848
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:56,599
but scared to do that.

849
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 2: Due to my ability to do that, I thought I

850
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,400
was a lot better than other peop So I was like, well,

851
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,840
I should probably be doing everybody's change because none of

852
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,000
these people know what's happening.

853
00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 5: And the.

854
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,679
Speaker 4: Shift, I mean, I was always just like why is

855
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:11,679
this person manager?

856
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: I had no like I had no like forest for

857
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,639
the trees, like it was all trees, like.

858
00:38:18,559 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 2: Whatever, was happening in that moment was like this is

859
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,519
terrible and this is the rest of my life, Like

860
00:38:23,559 --> 00:38:25,840
I can't work here for the rest of my life.

861
00:38:26,039 --> 00:38:28,719
I wasn't able to go like, okay, there's you know,

862
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,480
just do this for now, make your money and then

863
00:38:32,039 --> 00:38:34,320
see what happens in the future. I was and I

864
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:39,000
remember going to therapy eventually should have started earlier, but

865
00:38:39,559 --> 00:38:42,000
you know, and the therapist because I would continue to

866
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,519
have this problem, and the therapist would be like, you

867
00:38:44,559 --> 00:38:45,960
don't have boundaries like.

868
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 1: I would always everybody.

869
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 2: If if anybody else was complaining, I was like, oh

870
00:38:50,039 --> 00:38:51,800
my god, totally we should go to the manager and

871
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,800
talk to them about it. So if somebody, even if

872
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,599
I wasn't unhappy that day, but somebody else, then I

873
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,119
was happy for them, right, And then I was like, well,

874
00:39:00,159 --> 00:39:01,679
why are you sticking up for yourself?

875
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,559
Speaker 4: We need to go talk to somebody about this.

876
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,199
Speaker 2: And then I'd be the one in trouble, right, And

877
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,199
that person would be like not cool, like that's don't

878
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,880
but what I mean yeah, And then I'd be like,

879
00:39:12,039 --> 00:39:14,559
but you're the one this no, this is not right,

880
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,559
like you should you need to cut that waiter he's

881
00:39:17,599 --> 00:39:19,239
been here since this morning and.

882
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I can't get through life

883
00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:26,559
with that, but I've we I had that same feeling.

884
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,719
It's kind of like when we were married, Like when

885
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,000
we were talking about when we're married, early into our marriage,

886
00:39:33,159 --> 00:39:35,039
how we would be like if we got no fight,

887
00:39:35,199 --> 00:39:36,639
be like, all right, so he wants to break up

888
00:39:36,639 --> 00:39:37,760
with me, then this is my life.

889
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 5: Now I'm going to get it a divorce.

890
00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 3: You know.

891
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:43,599
Speaker 1: It's like that, like we couldn't see the bigger picture.

892
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,880
Is everybody like that at a young age or was

893
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,000
it just us?

894
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,599
Speaker 4: I think no.

895
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 2: I think some people are more like rule followers and

896
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,519
less fight or flight. I think it comes from our childhood.

897
00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:00,679
I think when you have chaos and your child and

898
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,239
a lack of consistency, which you had and I had,

899
00:40:03,599 --> 00:40:07,480
I think you tend to think that everything is not

900
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,360
nothing stable.

901
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 4: So you're always trying to.

902
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,280
Speaker 2: Think of your like contingents, and you're always with jobs

903
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,880
and with relationships. It's always like I'm fine on my own,

904
00:40:17,159 --> 00:40:19,320
Like I always think I had deep down inside this

905
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,719
attitude like I could get fired.

906
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:21,519
Speaker 4: At any moment anyway.

907
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,079
Speaker 1: So I'm making a crank call on that phone.

908
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so who cares like they're not going to keep

909
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,840
me anyway, so I'll break up with you before you

910
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,000
break up with me, so that I would either act

911
00:40:34,119 --> 00:40:36,719
up like I didn't trust people. And it sounds like

912
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,039
you had a little trust issues too, with bosses or whatever.

913
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,880
Although later, like we talked about a couple of shows ago,

914
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,039
you were able to really rein that in at when

915
00:40:47,119 --> 00:40:48,320
you had corporate jobs.

916
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 5: Yeah.

917
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,039
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's because I liked I liked right,

918
00:40:52,519 --> 00:40:54,440
it was something I enjoyed, and I didn't want to

919
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,920
get cut. I didn't want to get fired, like this

920
00:40:58,079 --> 00:41:01,239
is like compared to passing out liars and getting fired

921
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:01,559
as a.

922
00:41:01,519 --> 00:41:03,599
Speaker 5: Bud light girl or whatever, like this is this.

923
00:41:03,559 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 3: Is a dream, you know.

924
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,679
Speaker 5: But I was older.

925
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 1: See I think when you're younger, we were still chaotic

926
00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:10,360
right ourselves.

927
00:41:10,639 --> 00:41:16,039
Speaker 2: So but yeah, I was definitely able to change that

928
00:41:16,159 --> 00:41:19,360
when I started, when I got like my first TV job, right,

929
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,159
I still sometimes had the impulse, but I was able.

930
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:27,800
I even had this job and the guy the boss

931
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:33,679
was such an asshole, like a crazy asshole, and every

932
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:34,679
day I wanted.

933
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: To just be like fuck you.

934
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,559
Speaker 2: But I really liked the job, and I felt so

935
00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:42,559
grateful to have a real job and be getting paid

936
00:41:42,599 --> 00:41:45,239
to write that. I had to just go, you know what,

937
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,639
I got to suck it up, like I do not

938
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,320
want I'm petrified of getting fired. I want to keep

939
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,679
my job. I have to keep my mouth shut. And

940
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,119
I was in therapy at the time. The therapist who was

941
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:00,239
terrible therapist was like, well, you should stick up for yourself.

942
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 1: You should she's doing that, and I.

943
00:42:02,199 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 2: Was like, no, I shouldn't. No, And then I would

944
00:42:05,519 --> 00:42:07,360
come in like the next week and did you did

945
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,239
you stick up for yourself?

946
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Speaker 1: And I go, no, I did not. And guess what,

947
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I still have a job.

948
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Speaker 2: And you know what, eventually things kind of turned around

949
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,400
at that job and the asshole boss aimed his assholeness

950
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,880
at somebody else, and I was like, suddenly kind of

951
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,320
the favored child.

952
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: So I was so glad that I didn't. Yeah, I'm like, I.

953
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,039
Speaker 2: Hope that guy's therapist isn't telling him to stick up

954
00:42:33,079 --> 00:42:34,000
for himself.

955
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,079
Speaker 1: Right, you know, like the kid, you know, like when

956
00:42:36,119 --> 00:42:38,559
your kids get like you get you know, you get

957
00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:41,400
one kid in trouble and the other one's going, I'm

958
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:45,440
not being a bad Yeah, I'm listening to you, right, mommy, Yeah,

959
00:42:45,679 --> 00:42:47,400
you're doing the same thing and you're like, you shut

960
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:53,559
up too. Yeah, oh god, oh my god, did you

961
00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:56,599
ever get hit on? Or wait did we talk about it?

962
00:42:57,079 --> 00:43:02,360
Didn't you get hit on? When didn't like some boss

963
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:03,760
like with.

964
00:43:04,079 --> 00:43:06,079
Speaker 4: At my cocktail? Interesting job, the one I was going

965
00:43:06,119 --> 00:43:07,320
to sue for sexual harassment.

966
00:43:07,559 --> 00:43:09,199
Speaker 5: Yeah, what happened?

967
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 2: I and saw a lawyer right while the guy was

968
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,320
like just a you know, it was a it was

969
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,679
a sports bar. Oh, one of those fly by night

970
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:23,079
sports bar. The guy apparently was given money. He was

971
00:43:23,119 --> 00:43:26,400
like a frat guy whose parents bottom this bar, and

972
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,679
then he was like the owner and he just was

973
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,599
a horrible alcoholic coke addict and he was just abusive

974
00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:35,920
to all the women that worked there.

975
00:43:36,199 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 1: But because I'm norma ray, I was like, oh no,

976
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,960
we are not putting up with this. Lady's right, did

977
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,199
he call you at three in the morning? Well, me too.

978
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,440
We're going to get a lawyer. We're going to class

979
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,800
action suit this bitch. We're going to own that bar.

980
00:43:52,079 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 2: Well, and the lawyer was like, yeah, you guys have

981
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,719
a case, like this is terrible. But then they kind

982
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:58,159
of looked into it and they're like, well, it's his

983
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:02,079
parents' money. He doesn't have any money like somehow, it

984
00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:04,480
just seemed like a lot of negativity for over a

985
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,320
long period of time.

986
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, never mind, I mind to

987
00:44:07,559 --> 00:44:08,199
something else.

988
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:09,519
Speaker 4: I got to sleep in.

989
00:44:09,679 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: I wake up at what time for a conference call?

990
00:44:17,599 --> 00:44:20,719
That's all right? How many years of litigation?

991
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,039
Speaker 3: No, no thing?

992
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 5: Ladies. You take it from here. Let me know when

993
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,920
you get some money.

994
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,199
Speaker 1: Like I got you guys started. Yeah, I got it started.

995
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:29,760
Speaker 3: What do you want me to do?

996
00:44:30,639 --> 00:44:31,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, ge.

997
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 5: Wipe your ass for you to jeez.

998
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 4: Go make some money.

999
00:44:38,199 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's hilarious.

1000
00:44:40,679 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 4: So wow, time fly time did fly today?

1001
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, time flied.

1002
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 2: So I've got a new Uh, I've got a new

1003
00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:57,000
segment for us. Yeah, I think I should save it

1004
00:44:57,079 --> 00:44:59,800
at this point, Yeah for Friday, for Friday Show.

1005
00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 5: I have no idea.

1006
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 3: I'm on pins and needles.

1007
00:45:02,639 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 1: I just was.

1008
00:45:03,519 --> 00:45:06,559
Speaker 2: I was doing some reach research for something and I

1009
00:45:06,559 --> 00:45:09,800
came upon something funny. I'll tease it for you, Okay,

1010
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,320
And I saw this once before, but it is just

1011
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:22,000
hilarious to me. People people's Internet opinions about books, huh, even.

1012
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,039
Speaker 4: Beloved children's books.

1013
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 2: There are some people that are just going to be

1014
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,960
vehemently opposed and give it a one star review. So

1015
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,440
I found some one star reviews on like the most

1016
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,480
innocent fun books.

1017
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,199
Speaker 4: And just found some crazies.

1018
00:45:35,559 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 2: Really, so I print, I cut, and I'm going to

1019
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:43,119
read you some angry one star reviews on some books

1020
00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:44,239
that really don't deserve it.

1021
00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:48,199
Speaker 1: Really should we guess, like what book it is that

1022
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:49,559
you were you're reading about.

1023
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,639
Speaker 4: Oh, that'll be fun. Okay, let's do that.

1024
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1025
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,159
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know all theo you got to

1026
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,719
hopefully bank on that. I know the book.

1027
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,199
Speaker 2: Oh you will, you'll know all these books. There's only

1028
00:46:02,199 --> 00:46:04,360
a couple that I'm called. Okay, so we'll do that

1029
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:04,840
next week.

1030
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,280
Speaker 4: You guys, this was a good show, probably a little

1031
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,039
better than you all deserved. Just kidding.

1032
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:11,559
Speaker 1: Thanks KAYLEB.

1033
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1034
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 4: You're a parent.

1035
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 3: Now, don't end it up. It's good

1036
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Speaker 1: Lettingle

