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<v Speaker 1>No One with Lynchintaco on Orlandos Rock station one oh

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<v Speaker 1>one one j R R AC DC, who we just

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<v Speaker 1>heard from. They wrapped up their European leg of their

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<v Speaker 1>Power Up tour. This is crazy in Dublin over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Eighty five thousand people there.

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<v Speaker 2>You imagine performing in front of eighty five thousand people.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a huge crowd, man, Good for them, Yeah, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>Now get your butts over here to North America. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, come on now. We are a sponsor for

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<v Speaker 1>a idiotology this morning, Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we do flyaways for our iHeartRadio Music Festival, paired

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<v Speaker 2>up at the thousand dollars. That's what's sponsoring that, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, nine oh five, the first chance of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>And hopefully they'll be sponsoring you who's listing right now

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<v Speaker 2>to fly out there and win that thousand dollars trip

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<v Speaker 2>to Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, let's begin in New Hampshire. We had some live

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<v Speaker 1>action in the wee morning hours the other day at

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<v Speaker 1>the Sea Breeze Village for Seniors, assisted living facility for senors.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a naked twenty five year old guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, didn't what I was expecting either, immediately thought the

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<v Speaker 2>viag or parties and you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Nude intruder. Three forty five in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So he was just out having a bender, ended up

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<v Speaker 2>nude and at the old.

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<v Speaker 1>Folks Sebastiano Lubecki. He's twenty five. He's facing charges of burglary,

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<v Speaker 1>indecent exposure and criminal mischief. Mischief. I do have to

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<v Speaker 1>give him credit here.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you give anybody like that credit.

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<v Speaker 1>He was smart enough to plant the seed of insanity

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<v Speaker 1>by proclaiming that he was Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, I'll give him credit there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's always a solid move legal wise, when you

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<v Speaker 1>have to account for your actions later down the road.

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<v Speaker 2>Do the insanity angle, yep, it all the time. Briefly

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<v Speaker 2>out of my mind, you're honored. Do you really think

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<v Speaker 2>with this twenty five year old, chiseled nude body, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be seeking takers at a senior living facility. I was

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<v Speaker 2>just do you know, I thought that I was Jesus Christ,

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<v Speaker 2>going to help out the elderly and maybe visit my

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<v Speaker 2>grandma while I was there, and then I forgot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean Jesus wore a robe. I was basically robe

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<v Speaker 2>list but you know. Wow, you gotta be really it

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<v Speaker 2>did it say drugs, because I know there's got to be, no, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't say he just presented himself there. I think

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, though, he had to be, you know, a

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<v Speaker 1>night of God knows what was going on before this,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's three forty five in the morning. Although you know, Taco,

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<v Speaker 1>you worked in a senior facility when you were much younger,

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<v Speaker 1>and some of these, especially the old ladies, a little ornery.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. Oh yeah, look at this. I remember ice cream lady,

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<v Speaker 2>I want ice cream. Yea, she would have done anything

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<v Speaker 2>for that ice cream. One of the highlights.

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<v Speaker 1>Again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think I was there. It might only been

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<v Speaker 2>two days. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this because you quit? Yeah? Quit?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay. They were making me dump the trash alone.

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<v Speaker 2>I was seventy five pounds in high school, maybe seventy

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<v Speaker 2>nine at the time, and uh and the trash can

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<v Speaker 2>weighed about one hundred and fifty pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just all wet slop. He wasn't even at

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<v Speaker 1>the ninety eight pound weekling level yet. No, wow, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not whatsoever. I was in tenth grade, little kid, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna have to dump this. It had to

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<v Speaker 1>be almost a one hundred and fifty two hundred pound

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<v Speaker 1>trash probably two hundred pounds with the dishwater where.

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<v Speaker 2>The dish got the dish. Dude back there just dumped

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<v Speaker 2>everything and he goes, you remember it's my buddy. Johnny goes, Bob,

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't come in time. Gotta dump it alone. I go,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not dumping that alone. And uh they they they

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<v Speaker 2>pushed it, They pushed it. I walked into the head

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<v Speaker 2>of directors right the head director there was in a

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<v Speaker 2>meeting with all these big dogs and I was just

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<v Speaker 2>a little kid, and I walked in and I go, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>they're trying to make me dump this trash can alone.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, this is total being, like you know, opened

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<v Speaker 2>up and she goes, you watch your language, and said

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<v Speaker 2>you kissed my ass. Have a good day, flicked them off,

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<v Speaker 2>walked out the highlight. In a couple of days I

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<v Speaker 2>was there, was throwing heads of lettuce into the industrial

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<v Speaker 2>fan out backhau span. Wow, you don't even know, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it was so fun. You showed them. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I totally did. And I did not dump that trash can.

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<v Speaker 1>What was your next gig after that? I'm just curious.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, then I was straight to uh restaurants, straight to

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<v Speaker 2>Uh it would have been to Charlie's offster house probably, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>where I was until almost until I worked here?

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<v Speaker 1>Did they help you dump the dishwater there?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have to dump it. They had their wits

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<v Speaker 2>about him. Unlike I won't name the facility towers.

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<v Speaker 1>We will go to Prince Edward Island, Canada, where a

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<v Speaker 1>family doctor has been reprimanded and fined.

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<v Speaker 2>We get a lot of crank calls at that place,

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<v Speaker 2>don't they get Prince Edward in a can light him out?

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<v Speaker 2>So what's the doctor fine for?

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<v Speaker 1>He was fined And we'll have to take further training

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<v Speaker 1>as part of a resolution of a complaint by a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of years ago by a woman concerning how doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Phelan was catering and caring for her brother with

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<v Speaker 1>quote unnecessary digital rectum exams unquote. This he was taking liberty?

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<v Speaker 1>Shall we say? I guess this woman was overseeing the

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<v Speaker 1>care of her brother, who I guess had fallen on

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<v Speaker 1>tough times and needed ongoing medical care.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. And he and the doctor I guess given them

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<v Speaker 2>prostate checks every other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which you know when the once a year oil

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<v Speaker 1>check normally is in line with procedures. This guy was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, a.

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<v Speaker 2>Sick Oh yeah, yeah, you're taking advantage of somebody. As

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<v Speaker 2>you said, that's in hard you know, down on hard times. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they did find him two thousand dollars. Oh cool, two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars. He did enough finger painting earned that those

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<v Speaker 2>were wrong with people digital exam only two grand. They're

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<v Speaker 2>not going to fire that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I mean god. Former NFL offensive tackle Gosner

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<v Speaker 1>Cheryl is who who did play for a while for

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<v Speaker 1>the Buccaneers. I think he also played for the Colts

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<v Speaker 1>and I believe originally the Lions.

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<v Speaker 2>But what's he in trouble for.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he was on a flight to Ireland, Boston to Dublin.

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<v Speaker 1>The flight was forced to return to Logan International Airport

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<v Speaker 1>early Sunday after the forty year old hit one passenger

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<v Speaker 1>and urinated on another. That one that he urinated on

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<v Speaker 1>was an elderly woman. It was described as him quote

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<v Speaker 1>emptying his entire bladder on her unquote.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, you said he was flying from Logan in Boston

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<v Speaker 2>to Ireland. Do you think he was going there for

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<v Speaker 2>the football games? I really could have been, because NFSU

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<v Speaker 2>playing there this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they do play in Dublin this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's no reason to do that to an elderly messenger.

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<v Speaker 1>Well he, According to police report, Cherlists, appeared drunk when

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<v Speaker 1>he arrived at the airport, where he argued with another

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<v Speaker 1>passenger over the seating arrangements before takeoff. An hour into

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<v Speaker 1>the flight, he walked up to the elderly woman and

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<v Speaker 1>emptied his entire bladder. It up for upwards of twenty seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>And then claimed he was Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>He punched. No, there was no blame of being Jesus Christ,

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<v Speaker 1>although he did blame this on the flight being delayed,

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<v Speaker 1>and for that reason he took some sleeping medication which

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<v Speaker 1>he normally doesn't take, and he blamed his behavior on that.

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<v Speaker 1>He is six foot six and weighs two hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>eighty pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>And he did that, delady, and then punched somebody as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, I bet he could dump that trash can

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<v Speaker 1>with the best of them. Talking to Bob, you get

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<v Speaker 1>some help there from him.

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<v Speaker 2>Linchen Taco on demand download the iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey there,