WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.320 Welcome to the snart tag. 2 00:00:12.279 --> 00:00:15.359 You're about to teach your glazed by the great Chris 3 00:00:15.480 --> 00:00:22.399 Ray God, Derek black Belt, and Tom Sway. Sit back 4 00:00:22.440 --> 00:00:28.079 and prepare for some shiit. Sit back and prepare for 5 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:33.479 some blazing glory. 6 00:00:34.600 --> 00:00:37.079 I'm never going here again after this because just this 7 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:39.039 is eleven dollars, like you know what I mean, like 8 00:00:39.079 --> 00:00:42.600 this and this together, and I'm like, yeah, it's not this. 9 00:00:42.479 --> 00:00:45.679 Is not My perception of food. Cost of food is 10 00:00:45.679 --> 00:00:49.159 so completely wonky because like I would just pay money 11 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:51.200 for good food. That's it. Like I just like if 12 00:00:51.200 --> 00:00:52.840 I if I'm gonna eat, I might as well pay 13 00:00:52.880 --> 00:00:53.479 money for it. 14 00:00:53.759 --> 00:00:56.399 Sure, but Duncan Donuts is not exactly worth like I 15 00:00:56.399 --> 00:00:57.280 would definitely something that. 16 00:00:57.479 --> 00:01:00.479 That's the problem. It's not like there's like a there 17 00:01:00.520 --> 00:01:03.600 was like a really cool place that I saw. It 18 00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:04.239 doesn't matter. 19 00:01:05.879 --> 00:01:10.159 Is that are you recording? Yeah? Oh well, I mean hey, perfect, perfect, 20 00:01:11.519 --> 00:01:12.920 Hey we got we redeemed. 21 00:01:12.920 --> 00:01:15.120 It's the it's the yeah you actually got it now. 22 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:18.159 Instead of that fucking tortilla with like slim, it was 23 00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:24.120 slim and there was a bunch of poppy seeds on here, 24 00:01:24.159 --> 00:01:26.640 and I'm gonna get popped for heroin. 25 00:01:26.359 --> 00:01:28.799 Oh yeah, you're gonna be You're gonna test positive for opioid, 26 00:01:28.959 --> 00:01:30.879 for opioids, and then they're gonna shoot you dead. 27 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:34.560 Like they do with every single that's the new policy, 28 00:01:36.400 --> 00:01:41.319 like shoot the opioid, shoot shoot them dead. 29 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:45.519 Carpet bomb there home, carpet How do you carpet bomb 30 00:01:45.560 --> 00:01:48.680 a home? Like I feel like one bomb would cover. 31 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:51.640 It, you would bomb like one bomb is getting so 32 00:01:54.879 --> 00:01:56.760 like you have to like carpet shoot a house. You 33 00:01:56.799 --> 00:01:59.599 have to like carpet, yeah, like carpet like Swiss cheese 34 00:01:59.640 --> 00:02:03.599 a house, because uh, more than one type of anybody, 35 00:02:03.640 --> 00:02:07.719 Like I think three grenades would really fuck up like 36 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:09.439 a room, like you. 37 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:10.639 Know what I mean? Maybe yeah, don't. 38 00:02:11.120 --> 00:02:13.520 My perception of grenades are really thrown off because I 39 00:02:13.560 --> 00:02:15.400 really don't know anymore. When I saw I saw a 40 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:18.080 live grenade girl go off, and I was just like, 41 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:18.639 that's not. 42 00:02:18.520 --> 00:02:21.360 Nearly as much destructive as you thought, because in video games. 43 00:02:21.159 --> 00:02:23.159 They were like explosions, which I k I knew that 44 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:24.759 was like not real, I understand. 45 00:02:24.879 --> 00:02:27.479 Not for a while, well maybe like twelve, I. 46 00:02:27.479 --> 00:02:29.879 Thought it depended on the type, like Okay, a frag 47 00:02:29.879 --> 00:02:32.479 grenade is not gonna explode. I thought a frag shooting 48 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:36.879 frags fragments, So I understand that it can blow your 49 00:02:37.159 --> 00:02:38.960 legs off or something. It's more like. 50 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:43.199 A like a like a blender, almost like an AoE blending. 51 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:45.400 We're just kind of like, here's a here's a random 52 00:02:45.400 --> 00:02:47.960 shard of something, and it's gonna pepper your leg and 53 00:02:47.960 --> 00:02:49.080 you're gonna get all fucked up. 54 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:50.960 But it's not gonna like but I. 55 00:02:50.919 --> 00:02:54.000 Guess there's in scenario we'll obviously such a flame flash 56 00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:57.759 flash ones, which I kind of want some flash. 57 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:01.159 I want to flash people. There's so bright you hear 58 00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:04.599 noise like that is so crazy. They're so bright your 59 00:03:04.639 --> 00:03:09.439 ears ring? No, that's that is such a stupid understanding of. 60 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:12.960 What they make your ears ring. You think the flash 61 00:03:13.199 --> 00:03:15.120 light that does it? What's the part that does it? 62 00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:19.199 The explosion? Yeah, because it's a grenade. Still it's still 63 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:22.759 it's still. They still happened. The decibels are loud enough. 64 00:03:22.960 --> 00:03:25.120 The word sucks your ears up. 65 00:03:25.159 --> 00:03:27.280 Not the lie. I knew that partially, but I like 66 00:03:27.360 --> 00:03:33.599 the idea of like, maybe right it seeps in hearing. 67 00:03:33.919 --> 00:03:37.560 I mean, hey, why not was the Dark podcast the 68 00:03:37.680 --> 00:03:41.960 light it's him said, it's it's him. Derek look at 69 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:46.919 all of us sitting sitting down light from me, around 70 00:03:46.960 --> 00:03:50.479 the table like a family. Yeah, like the the King 71 00:03:50.599 --> 00:03:53.520 Arthur and the Knights of Nothing. Yeah. 72 00:03:54.039 --> 00:03:56.400 Basically, this is our round tables. 73 00:03:56.439 --> 00:03:59.199 It's a piece of ship that I got from Amazon 74 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:00.000 for forty bucks. 75 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:03.400 Which one do you like better? This is forty dollars? 76 00:04:03.479 --> 00:04:03.919 Pretty good? 77 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:06.759 No, I just completely making that. Oh okay. I was 78 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:10.400 like I was literally about to go buy it. This. 79 00:04:10.800 --> 00:04:13.319 I don't remember exactly because when we were putting this 80 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:16.120 stuff together, I was like whatever, Like, I'm gonna buy 81 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:19.879 whatever is reasonably gonna be sturdy. I didn't want like 82 00:04:19.879 --> 00:04:22.920 a balsa wood fucking ikea table. I was just gonna 83 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:24.360 fall apart the second we started using it. 84 00:04:24.360 --> 00:04:25.480 One must laughs on a handle. 85 00:04:28.160 --> 00:04:30.399 It is probably like a round one hundred maybe, like 86 00:04:30.439 --> 00:04:32.839 probably not that too much, probably not too far above 87 00:04:32.879 --> 00:04:35.360 but not or too far below. Too crazy. 88 00:04:35.680 --> 00:04:39.199 Yeah, so, uh we we were recording this a little 89 00:04:39.199 --> 00:04:40.759 bit later than we normally would have. I had to 90 00:04:40.800 --> 00:04:44.120 fumigate my apartment because apparently there was a termite thing. 91 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:47.439 And this happened the year Creator Clash happened. I remember 92 00:04:47.480 --> 00:04:49.920 it happened a month before Creator Clash, where I had 93 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:50.279 like a term. 94 00:04:50.279 --> 00:04:50.519 I think. 95 00:04:50.519 --> 00:04:54.040 I was like, oh, great, I gotta deal with this again. Yeah, 96 00:04:54.279 --> 00:04:55.759 exactly same time. Yeah, So I was like, oh, I 97 00:04:55.800 --> 00:04:58.480 guess it's like a relatively year yeah, every two years 98 00:04:58.560 --> 00:05:00.079 or something, because they didn't have a last year. So 99 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:02.079 I don't know what the deal is. But so I 100 00:05:02.079 --> 00:05:04.600 I've been out of my apartment for like three days 101 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:07.800 and it's been uh, it's been something. 102 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:10.160 M sure right there. 103 00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:13.319 You sure they got all the gas out? I made sure. Yet, Yeah, 104 00:05:13.319 --> 00:05:17.000 we're not gonna get all funny. Yeah, no, dude, I 105 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:18.160 told the story of the podcast before. 106 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:19.199 But like when we had a we had a roach 107 00:05:19.199 --> 00:05:21.199 problem in like one of our old apartments and we fumigated, 108 00:05:21.959 --> 00:05:23.600 and dude, like they fumigated. 109 00:05:23.639 --> 00:05:26.600 Well, I was just in my bedroom. 110 00:05:26.839 --> 00:05:27.839 They opened the windows. 111 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:30.959 I don't know, it's like I think because they were 112 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:32.519 just like, well, it's just the living room that has 113 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:34.759 the problem, so like they just didn't go into the bedrooms. 114 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:35.120 I guess. 115 00:05:35.399 --> 00:05:37.639 I don't think that's how fumigations work. I don't think so. 116 00:05:37.680 --> 00:05:39.600 I don't think that's how gas works. I don't think so. 117 00:05:39.759 --> 00:05:40.040 I don't. 118 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:43.360 To be honest, I'm pretty sure that building didn't really 119 00:05:43.399 --> 00:05:45.279 do half of the ship that they said that they 120 00:05:45.639 --> 00:05:47.399 I'm pretty sure that they just like came in, they 121 00:05:47.399 --> 00:05:49.399 looked around, They maybe like sprayed a corner or whatever. 122 00:05:49.519 --> 00:05:53.959 Yeah, they came whatever. They probably put those bug bombs, 123 00:05:54.319 --> 00:05:57.240 those shitty bug bombs. You ever use those things? Oh yeah, yeah, 124 00:05:57.279 --> 00:05:58.959 and then you just leave the room. 125 00:05:59.319 --> 00:06:02.240 There's probably just one of those shitty ones that didn't 126 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:03.839 really get to the problem. 127 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:06.120 No, absolutely, because we we had to fuman gate how 128 00:06:06.120 --> 00:06:08.759 many times we part times, like three times in like 129 00:06:08.920 --> 00:06:10.199 in like a couple of months. 130 00:06:10.680 --> 00:06:11.720 It's fucking ridiculous. 131 00:06:11.800 --> 00:06:14.759 Thing about Like, I don't know, if you eradicate all roaches, 132 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:15.680 something bad happened. 133 00:06:15.959 --> 00:06:18.439 No, I refuse to believe that. 134 00:06:18.600 --> 00:06:20.120 I feel like something bad might happen, But I don't 135 00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:24.120 know what I mean. They do eat matter, so like 136 00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:26.399 maybe they're like a necessary. 137 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:30.079 Maybe more trash, but you know, uh, but that trash 138 00:06:30.120 --> 00:06:31.120 will attract less roaches. 139 00:06:31.199 --> 00:06:34.199 Yeah, I'll I'll take the risk. Yeah, same thing with mosquitoes. 140 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:37.199 They're all gone. Yeah, I I don't care what happens. 141 00:06:37.279 --> 00:06:39.399 I feel like something really bad happens, but like I'm 142 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:44.360 so woefully like uninvolved with what I just don't care. 143 00:06:44.439 --> 00:06:47.319 Like probably a certain species is gone or something. Oh no, 144 00:06:47.839 --> 00:06:49.879 it's not like it was like a lynchpin species. That'd 145 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:52.360 be really fucking ugh, like they gone and like, oh no, 146 00:06:52.439 --> 00:06:54.759 this kind of spider's gone. And now the amount of 147 00:06:54.879 --> 00:06:58.720 rapist multiplied by a billion percent, and it's like what, 148 00:06:59.160 --> 00:07:02.959 so they existed, like one single spider directly correlates to 149 00:07:03.199 --> 00:07:06.240 rapist population. There's like there's like maybe four to separation 150 00:07:06.639 --> 00:07:11.040 before direct degrees for like direct degree the separation. 151 00:07:11.560 --> 00:07:15.399 Can we if that happens, can we direct the rapist 152 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:18.720 like towards a certain demographic graph? 153 00:07:19.040 --> 00:07:20.759 Yeah, I don't want to be the person that aims 154 00:07:20.839 --> 00:07:23.560 rapists at people. I don't know if they already are here, 155 00:07:23.680 --> 00:07:25.680 like even like even like I understand what you mean, 156 00:07:25.720 --> 00:07:27.480 like there're already there's already nukes, so like if we 157 00:07:27.480 --> 00:07:29.160 can aim, but like, I don't want to be the 158 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:33.639 guy that's like there's nukes, but they're also they're active, 159 00:07:33.720 --> 00:07:34.879 they're they're ready to go. 160 00:07:35.319 --> 00:07:38.319 There's a countdown. Now you need to direct them somewhere 161 00:07:38.360 --> 00:07:40.839 because I don't think the rapists are going to lie. 162 00:07:40.639 --> 00:07:44.560 In Oh oh yah, right, that's Kimbato. 163 00:07:45.079 --> 00:07:46.839 I was gonna saying about same thing that school shooter 164 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:48.240 is kind of right where you just it's like a 165 00:07:48.240 --> 00:07:49.800 problem that it's like the genies out of the bottle 166 00:07:49.800 --> 00:07:51.800 in some way. Yes, So like how do you heard 167 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:54.480 them maybe towards like a healthcare CEO or something right 168 00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:55.920 towards like how. 169 00:07:55.920 --> 00:07:57.319 You heard them towards Wall Street? 170 00:07:58.240 --> 00:07:59.120 Is morally? 171 00:07:59.839 --> 00:08:02.079 Like is it really morally a bad thing? 172 00:08:02.279 --> 00:08:03.480 Not even a little bit heard? 173 00:08:04.199 --> 00:08:09.319 Not even uncontrollable evil that cannot be extinguished in the 174 00:08:09.360 --> 00:08:10.720 direction of other evil. 175 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:13.319 I think you can in place of it, you know, 176 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:16.240 And I think all evil can be like co opted, 177 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:18.199 but it has to be all agreed upon that it's evil. 178 00:08:18.439 --> 00:08:18.600 You know. 179 00:08:18.639 --> 00:08:19.720 That's a problem we have right now. 180 00:08:19.759 --> 00:08:21.319 What do you mean because like a lot of people 181 00:08:21.519 --> 00:08:23.360 like we we want to act like it's to a 182 00:08:23.399 --> 00:08:25.920 lot of people don't consider evil evil anymore. They're sort 183 00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:28.439 of like evil motherfuckers that we see regularly, you know what. 184 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:32.759 I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying. 185 00:08:32.759 --> 00:08:35.200 But I think the people that are ignoring evil, they 186 00:08:35.279 --> 00:08:37.639 understand it's evil, they just don't care because it's like 187 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:40.759 usually coming from the party or side that they like. 188 00:08:41.159 --> 00:08:46.080 But say it's always when it's like I didn't I 189 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:48.919 don't know why I don't get notifications from Meet Cannon videos, 190 00:08:49.240 --> 00:08:52.960 but like usually Jojo will be oh, Meet Cannon's out 191 00:08:53.000 --> 00:08:55.759 or something. Yeah, And this time it was because I 192 00:08:55.799 --> 00:09:01.159 was scrolling Twitter and uh me Cannon quote tweeted a 193 00:09:01.200 --> 00:09:04.240 guy because this guy was like, why don't you make 194 00:09:04.240 --> 00:09:06.600 a video about Biden, you fat faggot? 195 00:09:06.720 --> 00:09:10.320 Or say something? You know, because of the Jade. 196 00:09:09.159 --> 00:09:12.519 Vance thing came out and it's one of those things. 197 00:09:12.200 --> 00:09:16.480 Where I'm like, all right, if you if you're aware that, 198 00:09:16.639 --> 00:09:19.000 let's just say, Biden's problematic and he's done a lot 199 00:09:19.039 --> 00:09:22.039 of weird creepy ship, why are you not gonna acknowledge 200 00:09:22.039 --> 00:09:25.440 that your guy that you're mad about? He's mad, right, 201 00:09:25.480 --> 00:09:28.159 he's upset that they made fun of these guys, and like, 202 00:09:28.200 --> 00:09:30.519 you're not going to acknowledge it was jd Vance, Charlie 203 00:09:30.559 --> 00:09:35.000 Kirk and okay in that video, dude, the peanut thing fucking. 204 00:09:34.879 --> 00:09:35.519 Is killing me. 205 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:45.080 He was just trying to get giacinting. That was great, man, 206 00:09:45.120 --> 00:09:46.840 That was that was really good. It's good stuff. 207 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:48.639 It's weird when people get defensive bout that. I could. 208 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:53.000 I can't imagine seeing a video of somebody like like 209 00:09:53.039 --> 00:09:57.159 a cartoon, especially of like Biden looking like a freak 210 00:09:57.200 --> 00:09:57.720 and being. 211 00:09:57.559 --> 00:10:05.279 Like your Trump video. Any I don't really consider people 212 00:10:05.399 --> 00:10:08.039 that are famous humans, if that makes any sense in 213 00:10:08.080 --> 00:10:10.080 like that like that you know what you're at least 214 00:10:10.120 --> 00:10:13.159 like psychopathic way, like I I detached them. I'm like, oh, 215 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:15.960 they're just their figures. I respect some of the art 216 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:18.159 day maker the things they create, you know, but I'm 217 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:20.759 not like, like, who do I One of my favorite actors, 218 00:10:20.759 --> 00:10:21.279 like Sterling K. 219 00:10:21.360 --> 00:10:24.559 Brown, right, is that he's the. 220 00:10:26.879 --> 00:10:30.080 Yeah, yeah, he was the black guy in the Predator 221 00:10:30.080 --> 00:10:31.080 movie with autistic kids. 222 00:10:32.240 --> 00:10:33.639 God, that movie. 223 00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:35.919 See that movie. 224 00:10:34.720 --> 00:10:42.879 I saw you guys to see that ten years ago. 225 00:10:42.919 --> 00:10:44.879 I was like, wait, I thought with you so long. 226 00:10:44.759 --> 00:10:47.360 As time I saw Red Letter Media break it down. 227 00:10:47.840 --> 00:10:48.480 It was crazy. 228 00:10:48.679 --> 00:10:52.080 I remember said that, like are they serious? Like the 229 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:54.360 premise of that movie spoilers. 230 00:10:56.679 --> 00:10:58.200 I can't remember what that movie is called. What is 231 00:10:58.200 --> 00:10:58.919 it called Predators? 232 00:10:59.080 --> 00:10:59.879 Predators? Yeah? 233 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:03.120 Predators was I thought it was because I thought Predators 234 00:11:03.200 --> 00:11:09.600 was Brodie one. I think it's the Predators sexual predators, 235 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:13.679 though I don't know what I'm thinking of actually, sexual predator. 236 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:16.840 What are you say? Would the predator p be called 237 00:11:16.879 --> 00:11:18.720 sexual predator? No, that's dumb. 238 00:11:19.440 --> 00:11:20.919 I feel like there has to be it, though I'm like, 239 00:11:21.000 --> 00:11:23.200 you can't make that movie. But like, I mean, I 240 00:11:23.240 --> 00:11:28.960 guess it's a double Entandra Like he's like, yeah, technically exactly. 241 00:11:28.799 --> 00:11:31.519 So it's a predator that's sexual, but also he's well, 242 00:11:31.679 --> 00:11:33.960 he's not he's praying on people sexually. He just wants 243 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:37.120 to have sex sexual. So he came down not for 244 00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:40.240 like the sport of like the hunt he wants, but 245 00:11:40.399 --> 00:11:42.240 he just, yeah, the sport of butt. So he so 246 00:11:42.279 --> 00:11:47.080 he tries to he fucks uh uh dutchess entire squad. 247 00:11:47.480 --> 00:11:51.559 That's essentially the movie. U willingly. Of course he has to, right, 248 00:11:51.799 --> 00:11:53.840 he doesn't as I want him. I hope not. And 249 00:11:53.879 --> 00:11:57.240 then like the you know, you know that one iconic 250 00:11:57.240 --> 00:11:59.360 scene with a Jesse Ventura where he's like, ain't got 251 00:11:59.399 --> 00:12:01.320 time to bleed? Whord I was just like, I ain't 252 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:02.279 got time to come. 253 00:12:02.600 --> 00:12:05.279 I go yeah, Like he's like, hey, he's edging crazy, 254 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:08.919 he's edging crazy. He is looking like a fucking cherry. 255 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:12.080 That movie, fucking I love that movie is amazing. 256 00:12:12.120 --> 00:12:14.559 I love that fucking movie because it's like the perfect 257 00:12:14.559 --> 00:12:18.639 blend of just like survival horror and then dumb bullshit action, 258 00:12:18.759 --> 00:12:20.799 especially when they blow up the jungle in the beginning. 259 00:12:21.279 --> 00:12:23.080 They got to blow up the jungle. 260 00:12:23.240 --> 00:12:25.960 They lace the jungle would explosive, and I'm like, you 261 00:12:26.120 --> 00:12:30.679 probably doomed so many species there, you guys like Henry Kissinger. 262 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:35.039 Fucking yeah, there's gonna be exploding everything from now till. 263 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:37.799 Till the end of time, Like an alien's gonna step 264 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:39.440 down here in two billion years and stuff on a 265 00:12:39.519 --> 00:12:42.000 landmine fucking explode. 266 00:12:42.080 --> 00:12:42.840 Good stuff. Man. 267 00:12:43.840 --> 00:12:46.080 I love that Predator movie. I don't remember what it's called. 268 00:12:46.200 --> 00:12:47.519 I bet it's The Predator. 269 00:12:47.919 --> 00:12:50.360 Yeah, it might be like Around, the leader of the 270 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:51.679 military group, that black guy. 271 00:12:51.799 --> 00:12:52.159 I guess. 272 00:12:52.279 --> 00:12:54.039 I barely remember that movie, to be honest. I remember 273 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:56.840 that movie was that they implied that autism was the 274 00:12:56.879 --> 00:12:57.399 next stage of. 275 00:12:58.559 --> 00:13:02.200 Levy in Invincible right now if around oh, okay, well 276 00:13:02.480 --> 00:13:04.840 you know that is I mean, he's he's a cartoon 277 00:13:04.879 --> 00:13:06.960 in that show. So I don't know, I don't know 278 00:13:07.000 --> 00:13:07.600 what he looks like. 279 00:13:07.960 --> 00:13:10.919 Yeah, I think what I'm saying. I'm sure the Predator 280 00:13:11.080 --> 00:13:15.679 in twenty eighteen, the Predator so insane. I'm trump, I'm 281 00:13:15.679 --> 00:13:17.720 digging deep in the bag. And then Predator, you know, 282 00:13:17.759 --> 00:13:21.720 the uncle from The Predators Black Panther movie, the one 283 00:13:21.759 --> 00:13:23.440 that the uncle they met in New York and in 284 00:13:23.480 --> 00:13:25.960 California that they killed. Just show him a fucking picture. 285 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:27.080 You have your phone. 286 00:13:27.519 --> 00:13:29.440 No, I'm not going to. I'm trying to. I'm not 287 00:13:29.440 --> 00:13:30.919 paying a picture. That's why I don't want to just 288 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:32.720 give him the answer I don't want to use. 289 00:13:33.799 --> 00:13:36.759 Has not been a prominent figure in enough media that 290 00:13:36.799 --> 00:13:39.799 I've seen for me to recognize him off rip by 291 00:13:39.879 --> 00:13:41.759 name or by face, you know. 292 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:44.840 Especially since he's black, especially you know, really, I. 293 00:13:44.799 --> 00:13:45.879 Don't really think with black pe. 294 00:13:47.759 --> 00:13:49.639 You probably don't as an as much Black media. And 295 00:13:49.639 --> 00:13:50.720 I can understand. 296 00:13:50.320 --> 00:13:53.000 That not really, especially lately. 297 00:13:53.639 --> 00:13:56.279 I haven't really sunk my teeth in anything recently that's 298 00:13:56.279 --> 00:13:58.559 really kind of captured me. As far as like black 299 00:13:58.799 --> 00:14:02.960 black media can't not do it, like I'll watch content creators, 300 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:07.919 but as far as like television, there's nobody's nobody's brought 301 00:14:07.960 --> 00:14:09.759 anything to my attention that like you got to watch this. 302 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:11.799 I don't even watch like black content creators right now 303 00:14:11.799 --> 00:14:13.919 because all of them are edging towards having such stupid 304 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:16.600 ass perspectives about ship where they don't really drive, like 305 00:14:16.600 --> 00:14:19.480 like even after signifier someone I respect a lot. Okay, 306 00:14:20.639 --> 00:14:22.799 so dumb sometimes and I'm like, he was in Black Panther, 307 00:14:23.159 --> 00:14:27.240 he was uncle. Is he like a comedy actor? Nooks 308 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:29.320 a comedy bone, But he's not a comedy actor. 309 00:14:29.360 --> 00:14:30.799 He's from this. 310 00:14:30.759 --> 00:14:33.360 Is what else is he in? I've definitely seen that 311 00:14:33.399 --> 00:14:33.879 guy before. 312 00:14:34.159 --> 00:14:37.120 I think, are you thinking of that? He kind of 313 00:14:37.120 --> 00:14:41.720 looks like that that what is he from Zack and 314 00:14:41.720 --> 00:14:45.919 Cody or something? No, No, it's a little bit like 315 00:14:45.960 --> 00:14:46.759 that guy like that. 316 00:14:46.960 --> 00:14:50.600 Really he's a serious actor. He's like, he's like a fucking. 317 00:14:51.519 --> 00:14:54.000 He's not done comedy before you're brought to Zack and 318 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:56.320 Cody go to hell. Yeah, I'm sorry. 319 00:14:56.799 --> 00:15:00.120 Yeah yeah. The Torture's Life of Zack and Cody I 320 00:15:00.120 --> 00:15:01.480 was a sequel to Sweet Life on Deck. 321 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:03.799 When they were on the boat, you remember that the. 322 00:15:03.679 --> 00:15:07.159 Boat that crashes like they're they the captain was like, hey, 323 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:10.519 check this out Titanic three, because there was a two 324 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:11.080 nobody saw. 325 00:15:11.159 --> 00:15:14.639 The captain said, hey, check this out Titanic three. 326 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:18.919 Then and then he crashes the boat on crashes it 327 00:15:18.919 --> 00:15:22.840 it fucking it so fast that it actually does the 328 00:15:22.840 --> 00:15:23.799 three sixty. 329 00:15:23.840 --> 00:15:26.200 He's in, he's in the he's in the cockpit of 330 00:15:26.240 --> 00:15:26.519 the boat. 331 00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:29.559 Whatever. Yeah, I don't know what you call it the 332 00:15:29.600 --> 00:15:32.080 steering I don't know either, captain's quarters. I don't know what. 333 00:15:32.320 --> 00:15:34.480 I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that's not it. Whatever. 334 00:15:34.679 --> 00:15:36.519 Literally he's in the pilot's seat of the boat. 335 00:15:36.639 --> 00:15:37.600 Yeah, yeah, he's in there. 336 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:38.240 He's like he turns. 337 00:15:39.320 --> 00:15:41.600 Everybody turns left and right, but like, I wonder. 338 00:15:43.919 --> 00:15:48.759 And then the boat just goes dives, dives and then 339 00:15:48.759 --> 00:15:49.600 he drowns everybody. 340 00:15:49.720 --> 00:15:52.720 That's pretty cool. Curiosity takes me, told him and he 341 00:15:52.799 --> 00:15:54.840 was like, ye, did the functionality when he would be 342 00:15:54.879 --> 00:15:56.480 on the boat in the first place is awesome. I 343 00:15:56.480 --> 00:16:01.159 guess it's a nose diven like it's a submarine some 344 00:16:01.399 --> 00:16:03.440 asshole like yees. So he could have gone. He could 345 00:16:03.440 --> 00:16:07.120 have went like this, he could have went. He could 346 00:16:07.120 --> 00:16:09.039 have done either or maybe I could just too. 347 00:16:08.879 --> 00:16:11.720 Many boat captains aren't the adventurous about They're not. 348 00:16:11.960 --> 00:16:15.320 Yeah, they're not daring explorers. They're not like what is it, 349 00:16:15.399 --> 00:16:18.840 Captain Phillips. That was a that was the from the 350 00:16:18.879 --> 00:16:21.480 seed right the league diigga what his name? What his 351 00:16:21.600 --> 00:16:22.279 name or was it? 352 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:23.960 Memo nemo nemo? 353 00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:25.000 Are you having a stroke? 354 00:16:25.559 --> 00:16:27.879 Yeah? From ti thousand to what was his name Captain 355 00:16:27.879 --> 00:16:29.480 Nemo or Mobi Dick or Mobi Dick? 356 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:31.200 What was ten thousand Leagues under the Sea? 357 00:16:31.240 --> 00:16:31.679 Yeah, what was the. 358 00:16:31.679 --> 00:16:34.320 Captain's name from that? I don't fucking know. Are you 359 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:37.960 talking about the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? No, he would 360 00:16:37.960 --> 00:16:40.480 know that character was in it, though, yeah, really isn't? 361 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:43.600 Yes he was? What character? Are we talking to me? Confused? 362 00:16:43.600 --> 00:16:45.320 His name is Nemo right in that movie? 363 00:16:45.679 --> 00:16:49.679 Yes, So there's a Nemo that's not connected to Dora 364 00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:58.639 or door finding Nemo, where circle circles, this is a tornado. 365 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:02.519 Everything about everything that we've said so far, we'd be 366 00:17:02.519 --> 00:17:07.160 grave there politics, then there's there's correct in it, but 367 00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:08.039 the wrong direction. 368 00:17:08.480 --> 00:17:12.480 Captain Nemo is a fictional character from like one folklore 369 00:17:12.559 --> 00:17:13.119 or whatever. 370 00:17:12.920 --> 00:17:15.200 From I think he's from ten thousand saying he's from 371 00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:16.599 ten thousand league, I think he is. 372 00:17:16.640 --> 00:17:20.799 Okay, ab a Hab is from from Yes, there you go, Yeah, 373 00:17:20.839 --> 00:17:23.359 I know that I forgot those stories. They're so fucking 374 00:17:23.440 --> 00:17:26.839 dumb and gay. You can call me, call me that's 375 00:17:26.880 --> 00:17:30.119 so dumb and gay. But yes, he's. 376 00:17:30.839 --> 00:17:33.920 Stroke me dick the movie cock. 377 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:35.960 Let's cock Dick at that moment. 378 00:17:38.680 --> 00:17:45.319 P P Dick pp penis weedy shut a giant penis, 379 00:17:45.839 --> 00:17:48.039 for he's a penis with a monocol on and a 380 00:17:48.119 --> 00:17:49.200 fucking sailors that. 381 00:17:49.359 --> 00:17:52.000 This is the stupidest interaction that I had. Do you 382 00:17:52.039 --> 00:17:56.160 think there's a veto sa Moby Dick a gay allegory? No? 383 00:17:56.319 --> 00:17:59.119 Quite literally? Yes, what do you mean there has to 384 00:17:59.119 --> 00:18:01.160 be one? I'm pretty sure that even quite literally, Yes, 385 00:18:01.279 --> 00:18:03.839 I'm pretty sure that is a plot point that I 386 00:18:04.240 --> 00:18:06.960 feel like I heard about it. I never about that once, 387 00:18:07.079 --> 00:18:08.279 but I'm just immature. 388 00:18:09.119 --> 00:18:11.400 Was like it's called Moby Dick because he's searching for 389 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:13.960 Dick's searching Dick, and he's like he can't get you 390 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:17.599 can't conquer the white whale, which is homost big white dick. Yeah, exactly, 391 00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:20.279 a massive white dick his homosexuality. Yeah, that's a penis 392 00:18:20.400 --> 00:18:23.200 or a fat penis. Yeah, the last penis rip his 393 00:18:23.279 --> 00:18:25.680 ast shreds and he wants to actually be able to 394 00:18:25.720 --> 00:18:28.119 take a proper big penis. 395 00:18:28.319 --> 00:18:30.279 We gotta, you know what, let's get one of the 396 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:30.799 big videos. 397 00:18:33.920 --> 00:18:36.000 From from what I remember, movie was actually kind of 398 00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:40.480 a good movie or story. Damn it, I movie Dick. Yeah, 399 00:18:40.519 --> 00:18:44.039 the film I saw, I saw Moby Dick in like 400 00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:45.720 the nineties. I don't know when it came out. 401 00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:47.680 Is there are's a well, I guess there would be. 402 00:18:47.759 --> 00:18:49.319 I don't know when it came out, but I know 403 00:18:49.400 --> 00:18:52.400 I saw in the nineties, and I remember almost not 404 00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:53.559 it because I was too young to care. 405 00:18:54.000 --> 00:18:56.559 You know. It's just some, right, Yeah, it was like some. 406 00:18:57.160 --> 00:18:59.559 And then when he finally like has sex with the Whaley, 407 00:18:59.640 --> 00:19:03.000 like like to go or something, I'm weird, yeah, because 408 00:19:03.000 --> 00:19:05.519 it's like, oh, I'm gay. I forgot what it was. 409 00:19:05.200 --> 00:19:07.519 I think it's coming back to me. There is gay 410 00:19:07.559 --> 00:19:09.119 shit in there that's not I'm. 411 00:19:09.039 --> 00:19:13.279 Pretty sure, like what you're saying is objectively gay, but like, 412 00:19:13.279 --> 00:19:16.119 I'm pretty sure there's like some homosexual undertones there that 413 00:19:16.119 --> 00:19:16.839 could be accepted. 414 00:19:16.839 --> 00:19:17.160 I don't know. 415 00:19:17.160 --> 00:19:18.400 Back then, I don't know, man, I then they. 416 00:19:18.400 --> 00:19:20.279 Burned the gay so I don't know. 417 00:19:20.960 --> 00:19:24.039 In Moby Dick times, yeah, yeah, the stupidest conversation I've 418 00:19:24.039 --> 00:19:28.000 had four hours, and I've had very stupid conversations less interesting. 419 00:19:31.200 --> 00:19:32.799 Did you see that picture I posted of the fucking 420 00:19:32.799 --> 00:19:35.480 pool queue? No, dude, I saw you. 421 00:19:35.599 --> 00:19:37.839 Yeah, I saw. I was playing pool at Jalen's because 422 00:19:37.839 --> 00:19:40.240 we were talking about like we're talking about figuring out 423 00:19:40.240 --> 00:19:44.440 our friend's bachelor party, and we're just there is this 424 00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:49.039 pool queue that I don't even understand what happened to it? 425 00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:51.759 Are you good at pool? Yeah, I'm pretty good at it. 426 00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:52.559 Crazy, I'm not. 427 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:54.359 I mean it's well, I mean, I'm not like I 428 00:19:54.599 --> 00:19:57.160 wouldn't say that to like a room full of people 429 00:19:57.160 --> 00:19:58.559 who are good at pool, right. 430 00:19:58.440 --> 00:19:59.440 But I'm reasonable enough. 431 00:19:59.519 --> 00:20:00.720 I'm terrible a. 432 00:20:00.759 --> 00:20:04.559 Right, playing pro billiards, I'm not good. I played a 433 00:20:04.599 --> 00:20:06.440 lot when you got to call every shot. No, I 434 00:20:06.440 --> 00:20:08.440 can't do that. But if I'm just playing casually, I'm 435 00:20:08.440 --> 00:20:10.319 pretty decent. I had to play a lot, but I'm 436 00:20:10.359 --> 00:20:11.799 not good at it. I had to play way too 437 00:20:11.839 --> 00:20:16.519 much growing up. Huh, look at Huh, this is fucking 438 00:20:16.559 --> 00:20:17.839 crazy exploded. 439 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:21.640 I don't know if you could really see, but like 440 00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:24.839 that is a wild fucking I don't know what that 441 00:20:24.880 --> 00:20:28.640 thing's been through, but it was just in the poolhouse 442 00:20:29.000 --> 00:20:29.559 in his building. 443 00:20:29.680 --> 00:20:33.240 It's very clear. It's people breaking really hard because they're 444 00:20:33.319 --> 00:20:37.920 just like, it's there's something stupid, there's something I will say, 445 00:20:38.799 --> 00:20:43.119 there's something satisfactory about it. However, I grew up with 446 00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:46.720 the pool tables. My mom had two different ones one 447 00:20:46.759 --> 00:20:49.200 was shitty, and then she bought a really fucking fancy one, 448 00:20:49.240 --> 00:20:51.240 and then I'm sure she would gamble and play and 449 00:20:51.319 --> 00:20:54.759 hustle and stuff. I couldn't use the good one. And 450 00:20:54.799 --> 00:20:59.079 also like taking care of the the cues was like 451 00:20:59.799 --> 00:21:02.559 you couldn't. If you you can't put the weights on 452 00:21:02.599 --> 00:21:04.759 the ground, you can't fight like you there was it 453 00:21:04.799 --> 00:21:07.200 was such a you make sure you charge like it 454 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:09.599 was like this is gay, Like I don't take care 455 00:21:09.640 --> 00:21:13.160 of anything this much, like not even my dog, you know. 456 00:21:13.200 --> 00:21:15.680 Like my dog's like my dog's wheezing in the corner. 457 00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:19.000 In fact, my dog is mangy. My dog looks like 458 00:21:19.039 --> 00:21:20.319 it's shedding all years. 459 00:21:20.400 --> 00:21:23.480 My dog has mange right now, right now, right. 460 00:21:23.319 --> 00:21:25.359 Now, my dog is immune to the maine. It's on mare. 461 00:21:25.400 --> 00:21:26.480 But my dog is warner. 462 00:21:26.480 --> 00:21:28.759 Right now, in fact, right my dog is bingy in 463 00:21:28.759 --> 00:21:33.000 the corner. You can't Breathe saw a picture of Abbey recently. 464 00:21:35.480 --> 00:21:36.279 He was laughing that. 465 00:21:36.319 --> 00:21:38.640 He immediately became serious, like I saw a picture of you. 466 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:42.000 Just you just forget, you just forget, Like I know 467 00:21:42.039 --> 00:21:43.839 we've talked about it, but you don't, like you just 468 00:21:43.839 --> 00:21:45.400 have a picture in your head and you see it 469 00:21:45.440 --> 00:21:49.839 and you know it is jarring, just the ratio of 470 00:21:49.839 --> 00:21:53.599 her there's no there's like no fat in her body, 471 00:21:53.640 --> 00:21:55.640 and then she just has like all all the fat 472 00:21:55.640 --> 00:21:58.680 that's supposed to be distributed to her body, just not saying, bro, 473 00:21:59.440 --> 00:22:03.039 yeah it looks it looks like a character kind of cartoonish. Yeah, 474 00:22:03.079 --> 00:22:05.720 it's funny, crazy large. 475 00:22:06.440 --> 00:22:08.839 While we were playing, we were like, let's let's try. 476 00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:10.519 And we were we were. 477 00:22:10.680 --> 00:22:13.920 Pretending like we knew everything about the game. We were like, yeah, 478 00:22:13.960 --> 00:22:17.599 so this is a classic Simon's folly. I'm gonna like 479 00:22:18.039 --> 00:22:22.759 a Pilgrim's plunge here, and hopefully he said southing. It 480 00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:25.720 was like a crucial man's longing is one of the 481 00:22:25.720 --> 00:22:28.000 set stupid. 482 00:22:28.319 --> 00:22:32.960 A crucial man's longing is so we so much more cosmic. 483 00:22:33.160 --> 00:22:35.039 We did, We did for like a good hour, and 484 00:22:35.079 --> 00:22:36.880 we kept coming up with these great days. I'm sad 485 00:22:36.880 --> 00:22:38.680 I did like a record all because it's good ship. 486 00:22:39.200 --> 00:22:43.160 But like the most satisfying pool break that I've ever done, 487 00:22:44.160 --> 00:22:46.079 And it was so dumb because I didn't score anything. 488 00:22:46.119 --> 00:22:47.680 It was just satisfying to see it happened. Was like 489 00:22:47.680 --> 00:22:50.920 I missed it right, like I hit the ball fucked up. 490 00:22:50.920 --> 00:22:53.960 I was breaking and the ball jumped. You ever do 491 00:22:54.039 --> 00:22:57.519 the jump and it like hit the middle and then 492 00:22:57.519 --> 00:22:58.680 it like kind of all spread out. 493 00:22:58.680 --> 00:23:01.000 I was like, that was so satisfying. I didn't score anything, 494 00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:02.319 but I was just like, that's so fucking cool. 495 00:23:02.680 --> 00:23:03.079 It's cool. 496 00:23:03.160 --> 00:23:05.240 Yeah, I'm really bad at pool. Mick is really good 497 00:23:05.279 --> 00:23:05.880 at pool. 498 00:23:05.839 --> 00:23:06.200 Is it really? 499 00:23:06.759 --> 00:23:09.000 I think I've ever played pool? Mean, of course it 500 00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:11.519 was like he was like, because chapsticks. 501 00:23:11.279 --> 00:23:16.680 Well maybe not but uh maybe not that, but maybe 502 00:23:16.720 --> 00:23:18.680 not that. But he's just very good at pool. 503 00:23:19.400 --> 00:23:20.400 He's lived. 504 00:23:20.839 --> 00:23:22.079 I like my explay. 505 00:23:23.839 --> 00:23:25.920 It was like, yeah, chopsticks. 506 00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:37.119 Asian it's just large chopsticks, bloody pop everything. You eating 507 00:23:37.200 --> 00:23:40.559 their food with two pools getting. 508 00:23:40.319 --> 00:23:41.319 Grains of rice. 509 00:23:41.599 --> 00:23:44.960 That's literally that they're they're picking up your individual It's 510 00:23:44.960 --> 00:23:45.880 gonna bother you about that. 511 00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:46.480 What you just said. 512 00:23:46.559 --> 00:23:48.920 That's literally a Jerry Seinfeld stand up bit from like 513 00:23:48.920 --> 00:23:52.079 the eighties. Really, yeah, we're talking about how like the 514 00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:54.799 Chinese are really hanging in there with the chapsticks because 515 00:23:54.799 --> 00:23:57.759 they've seen the fork and you're not playing forty acres 516 00:23:57.759 --> 00:23:58.680 with a couple of pool cubes. 517 00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:00.759 And that's the bit. 518 00:24:02.680 --> 00:24:08.680 Stupid. It's just without any of the fun it's more 519 00:24:08.720 --> 00:24:11.119 of it's billionaires that would have ended up on the floor, 520 00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:16.119 you know, like yeah, the floor, Yeah, and then we 521 00:24:16.160 --> 00:24:17.960 would have we would have came with something like that, 522 00:24:18.359 --> 00:24:20.240 or the executive in the audience. 523 00:24:20.359 --> 00:24:22.160 The executive the audis were like, these guys suck. 524 00:24:22.519 --> 00:24:26.000 They can't get a show. You can't give these guys 525 00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:26.319 a show. 526 00:24:26.599 --> 00:24:27.599 Retards deserve. 527 00:24:29.960 --> 00:24:34.319 Can you believe? Do you believe that? Can you believe that? 528 00:24:34.319 --> 00:24:36.000 In Puerto Rican and those two black guys have not 529 00:24:36.039 --> 00:24:38.799 been to Israel? Can you believe it? 530 00:24:39.319 --> 00:24:41.119 We gotta tone do, we gotta hit, We gotta hit 531 00:24:41.160 --> 00:24:43.119 Benja Burrow, take us, take. 532 00:24:45.279 --> 00:24:47.319 Convert if we can. 533 00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:50.119 You do you want to convert to? There is no. 534 00:24:50.279 --> 00:24:52.599 Version of Kingston. That would be like, yeah, I'm not 535 00:24:52.720 --> 00:24:56.079 learning any of the Torah, that's all. If if I could, 536 00:24:56.200 --> 00:24:59.279 if I could like read it on whatever, because don't 537 00:24:59.319 --> 00:25:01.359 you have to like recite some ship or something. If 538 00:25:01.400 --> 00:25:03.000 I can like read it on the phone, I'll do it. 539 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:06.440 You put in the chat gyp tora, it'll it'll do 540 00:25:06.480 --> 00:25:08.519 it all for I hate on Well, that just rolls 541 00:25:08.519 --> 00:25:09.039 off the tug. 542 00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:11.400 It does kind of work. 543 00:25:11.440 --> 00:25:14.279 It sounds like a Curson, It sounds like a fucking enchantment. 544 00:25:14.359 --> 00:25:16.200 It kind of does it probably is gonna be careful, 545 00:25:16.240 --> 00:25:17.799 don't say don't say anything else after it. 546 00:25:17.799 --> 00:25:19.599 You can't say three times or else she'll show up. 547 00:25:20.680 --> 00:25:24.240 Jesus Christ, chat will show up and be like, ouch 548 00:25:24.359 --> 00:25:30.200 my hand. It's sucking Android with radles. Let's go little curls. 549 00:25:30.519 --> 00:25:36.039 It's a little good. But it's wires. It's wired. That's crazy. 550 00:25:36.160 --> 00:25:37.880 That is that is right? There? 551 00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:39.480 Is it a firearm cable at the end of it 552 00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:40.720 or what is it? It's gonna it's gotta be some 553 00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:41.559 obsolete table. 554 00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:45.960 It gonna be something like some naggy like fire wire cable. 555 00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:48.880 Yeah, I kind of want one, just to have one, 556 00:25:48.960 --> 00:25:50.319 just for nostalgia purposes. 557 00:25:50.960 --> 00:25:53.359 That would be like an amazing gift. It would be 558 00:25:53.440 --> 00:25:56.720 like a firearm cable. It's like gonna it'd be like, whoa, 559 00:25:57.359 --> 00:25:59.640 that's what that hard drive takes. That's why I still 560 00:25:59.640 --> 00:26:02.200 don't know what. I still don't know what to do. 561 00:26:02.279 --> 00:26:05.480 I do look costs not much, but it's so it's 562 00:26:06.079 --> 00:26:07.440 here's the thing about it. It's like, even if it's 563 00:26:07.440 --> 00:26:10.319 four dollars, it's four dollars that I'm gonna use for 564 00:26:10.519 --> 00:26:11.000 just that thing. 565 00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:13.160 And then what if that doesn't even work anymore, you know, 566 00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:19.640 right now, that's right now. I have a crucial man's 567 00:26:19.720 --> 00:26:21.680 longing to know. But this is right now. 568 00:26:21.720 --> 00:26:24.960 This is like my old hard drive, my Lacey hearts. 569 00:26:25.799 --> 00:26:27.960 This wrote some fucking we had to name marthe we 570 00:26:28.000 --> 00:26:29.720 had to put like labels on it. Theyver rey put 571 00:26:29.720 --> 00:26:31.359 their names on it. But like there was like four 572 00:26:31.440 --> 00:26:33.519 Chrisses and so it bothered me. So I just put 573 00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:36.720 some random fucking bullshit. But this is my old film 574 00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:38.119 school hard drive. So there's like a bunch of there's 575 00:26:38.119 --> 00:26:40.119 probably a bunch of crazy footage on here, but like 576 00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:45.960 it's a fire it only takes fireware, FireWire micro us 577 00:26:46.240 --> 00:26:48.559 that specifically that one, the fat micro. 578 00:26:48.759 --> 00:26:50.039 Oh man, that's so that is. 579 00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:52.240 And I don't even know what the fuck like that is, 580 00:26:52.640 --> 00:26:55.319 Like it's all these cables that I haven't seen since 581 00:26:55.400 --> 00:26:56.039 twenty eleven. 582 00:26:56.079 --> 00:26:59.720 I'm sure that has those buyers. Well, I'm sure. 583 00:27:00.440 --> 00:27:04.440 I have that weird I forget which, uh I forgot 584 00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:06.200 what you call this one, But I have it because 585 00:27:06.200 --> 00:27:09.039 I have a two thousand and four hard drive that 586 00:27:09.079 --> 00:27:12.400 takes the same thing. Yes, it's not mic, it's many. 587 00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:14.000 You must be many or something. 588 00:27:14.119 --> 00:27:15.279 It might be. 589 00:27:15.640 --> 00:27:17.680 It might be many. I think it is many. 590 00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:20.079 But the thing is about many and micro both sound 591 00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:22.880 like they're smaller than both than each other, right, you know, 592 00:27:23.000 --> 00:27:25.160 like micro sounds smaller than many, and many sounds smaller 593 00:27:25.200 --> 00:27:25.519 than micro. 594 00:27:25.720 --> 00:27:28.039 I think many. I think many sounds bigger than micro. 595 00:27:28.119 --> 00:27:31.119 I think micro is really small. I think I agree 596 00:27:31.759 --> 00:27:32.160 kind of. 597 00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:34.799 But I also think I only think that just because 598 00:27:34.839 --> 00:27:37.480 I know what micro means. Yeah, but like if I 599 00:27:37.559 --> 00:27:40.279 were just like hearing from the words, I wouldn't. I 600 00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:43.519 wouldn't really he didn't connect it to microscopic. 601 00:27:43.720 --> 00:27:46.759 Yeah, right, it would. It wouldn't sound as small. 602 00:27:46.960 --> 00:27:50.079 But I mean it is, but it is, so we understand. 603 00:27:50.119 --> 00:27:52.920 I mean, we're living in America. Yeah, living in a 604 00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:56.880 very illiterate place, that's true. But catch them, can catch 605 00:27:56.920 --> 00:28:00.960 them junk drop jacking off. This is America. I just 606 00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:02.559 saw them one dude. 607 00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:04.519 Oh my god, I haven't thought about that. 608 00:28:04.680 --> 00:28:09.240 Fucking I follow this Instagram page. It's called like I 609 00:28:09.279 --> 00:28:11.559 forgot like bad songs or whatever the fuck. It just 610 00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:14.240 does bad. It just posts multiple songs all day. 611 00:28:14.599 --> 00:28:17.079 Guys, it posts bad songs. 612 00:28:17.160 --> 00:28:19.920 Yeah, it's I I'm glad you said that, because they 613 00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:23.839 would have figured it out. Yeah, but it's it's it's 614 00:28:24.079 --> 00:28:25.680 opened my world to a lot of ship that I 615 00:28:25.759 --> 00:28:28.880 never heard of, Like are they not like us? 616 00:28:28.920 --> 00:28:33.200 By a cop that the dude essentially sounds like he 617 00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:35.720 just woke up, so it's the only black dude in 618 00:28:35.720 --> 00:28:36.079 the force. 619 00:28:36.720 --> 00:28:37.920 And then like he's just like. 620 00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:43.240 Sometimes and I'm just like, what the fuck is this? 621 00:28:43.400 --> 00:28:45.759 The music videos will energetic, like it's like. 622 00:28:45.680 --> 00:28:54.079 Your verse Sketu's mumbo it is insane, how like who 623 00:28:54.279 --> 00:28:54.680 prove this? 624 00:28:55.119 --> 00:28:57.599 There's a whole music video where the squad's there, they're 625 00:28:57.640 --> 00:29:01.079 all hyped and ship. But he's like he's whispery, he's backwards, scavy, 626 00:29:01.079 --> 00:29:04.519 he's man skins man, scat. 627 00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:10.480 Man. I can't And he's just like he's ship in 628 00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:11.200 a human form? 629 00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:12.880 Is that what that? 630 00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:16.559 He is? The chocolate guy from one of the movie 631 00:29:16.559 --> 00:29:18.599 was When a Man Was Made of Chocolate, The Chocolate Man. 632 00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:19.160 Chocolate Man. 633 00:29:19.240 --> 00:29:22.880 Yeah, the film, yeah, the Volume one. 634 00:29:22.960 --> 00:29:25.279 That's the that's the horror film where you say chocolate man, 635 00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:26.599 uh five times. 636 00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:28.960 In the Mayor, a fright ending black man shows up. 637 00:29:29.160 --> 00:29:31.640 He's like, why am I here? Why am I here? Yeah? 638 00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:33.960 And everybody's freaking out him him, and he's like, no, no, 639 00:29:34.039 --> 00:29:36.039 I was in my bedroom. I don't want to be here. 640 00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:37.920 You know what I keep I keep seeing this clip 641 00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:43.319 on Twitter where it's it's a Tim Curry from a 642 00:29:43.359 --> 00:29:44.079 scary movie. 643 00:29:44.319 --> 00:29:46.599 Scary movie too, yeah hell where It's like I didn't 644 00:29:46.599 --> 00:29:48.039 know that that was what. It's been a while I've 645 00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:48.599 seen that movie. 646 00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:51.960 But it's that scene where he's like him and David 647 00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:54.640 Crosser in the room. He's like, David. 648 00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:57.640 Crosses like, you gotta come see this, Tim, guys, show. 649 00:29:57.559 --> 00:29:59.559 It to you. You're crack it up. It was like 650 00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:07.400 Tim Curry's like what he did did pushing him out, 651 00:30:08.319 --> 00:30:08.880 It's exciting. 652 00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:12.079 You heard him running, you hear him getting there. He's 653 00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:15.960 the amount of giddiness that he dudes, is such a 654 00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:19.160 massive pervert in that movie, Like they're all like they 655 00:30:19.200 --> 00:30:21.880 have like surveillance to monitor all the kids and stuff 656 00:30:21.920 --> 00:30:24.240 like that. And then like and then he shows like 657 00:30:24.279 --> 00:30:26.200 the the one and as you requested, the one in 658 00:30:26.240 --> 00:30:28.960 the shower David cross and he's like, oh uh, like 659 00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:31.519 you press a button and it zooms in. And the 660 00:30:31.680 --> 00:30:36.039 sound that Tim Curry makes like he makes this like pervert, 661 00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:38.880 the most pervert laugh smile thing that I've ever heard 662 00:30:39.039 --> 00:30:41.599 his voice is perfect, Like, it's so good. I love 663 00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:46.079 that he's a serious actor while also being so capable 664 00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:47.160 of doping around. 665 00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:50.400 Yeah he's like, he's like, this is funny. That was 666 00:30:50.599 --> 00:30:53.000 Nielsen back in the day. Because I had no idea. 667 00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:54.839 I've never seen him in anything serious. Well, dude, that 668 00:30:54.880 --> 00:30:55.839 was his general. 669 00:30:56.039 --> 00:30:59.039 His first half, his first half of his entire career, 670 00:30:59.200 --> 00:31:00.960 like when he was young, which is impossible. 671 00:31:01.400 --> 00:31:02.920 I've never seen it, and I don't want to see it. 672 00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:03.680 I don't want to see it. 673 00:31:03.680 --> 00:31:07.519 Although even when he was young, he looked old. It's 674 00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:09.119 always been white. He was like, oh, he was like 675 00:31:09.440 --> 00:31:12.160 Steve Martin. Yeah, Steve Martin was like had white hair 676 00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:16.920 since like fucking remember those Father of the Bride movies 677 00:31:16.920 --> 00:31:21.039 and Ship I don't like and he's I thought it was. 678 00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:22.559 I thought he was like a million years old then 679 00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:23.400 apparently not. 680 00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:25.359 No, I think he's still alive. I think Martin is 681 00:31:25.440 --> 00:31:26.119 very much alive. 682 00:31:26.440 --> 00:31:28.079 I just haven't seen him in anything. I don't think 683 00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:28.319 he does. 684 00:31:28.319 --> 00:31:30.480 It's just on SNL for the fiftieth No Ship. 685 00:31:30.599 --> 00:31:31.839 Yeah, oh, because they had. 686 00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:33.799 That fiftyth anniversary of SNL and that everybody came back. 687 00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:35.240 How was it? 688 00:31:35.319 --> 00:31:37.079 You watch it? I mean I never watched it. 689 00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:41.799 I watched the clips because the clips are usually it's 690 00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:43.519 like it's it's like kind of like a building filtration 691 00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:45.440 system where you don't have to sit through like the ship. 692 00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:48.400 That sucks, right, But uh it was fine. The thing 693 00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:49.759 was Carl Johanson and her husband. 694 00:31:49.839 --> 00:31:50.359 That was funny. 695 00:31:50.960 --> 00:31:52.799 Oh college with the weekend up date. Yeah, we end 696 00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:55.000 up lates are always pretty good. Actually, like that's the 697 00:31:55.039 --> 00:31:56.359 only thing that I go out on my way to 698 00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:58.680 like watch because it's actually likely. 699 00:31:58.480 --> 00:32:00.880 Ryan Reynolds they're married for a while. 700 00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:03.400 I have no idea they're married. 701 00:32:03.480 --> 00:32:05.440 I have no concept of celebrity relationship. 702 00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:07.759 I know, I do know things that I like, I 703 00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:09.880 had no hope of avoiding, like Brandolina, you know what 704 00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:11.799 I mean, where like that was the thing that you 705 00:32:11.839 --> 00:32:13.559 would hear and you'd be like, I guess that's the thing. 706 00:32:13.680 --> 00:32:15.839 And it's always they do a movie together, they start fucking, 707 00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:19.000 they start dating. Yeah, like they get married and then 708 00:32:19.000 --> 00:32:19.720 they get divorced. 709 00:32:19.759 --> 00:32:23.680 Because obviously spending three months together is cool, but that 710 00:32:23.720 --> 00:32:26.279 doesn't signify that, especially when. 711 00:32:26.119 --> 00:32:28.759 You're pretending to be different people, You're like, wow, we 712 00:32:28.839 --> 00:32:31.119 really are people really get along. 713 00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:34.960 That's kind of crazy person that you're pretending to be. 714 00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:36.640 Who is it you? The person that I pretended to be? 715 00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:37.039 That is it me? 716 00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:38.759 Or really getting a log wall? We should get together 717 00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:40.160 and fuck forever. 718 00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:43.079 I understand the fucking part, Like yeah, that makes sense 719 00:32:43.119 --> 00:32:46.319 to me, but like, oh, like that's not like come on, 720 00:32:46.319 --> 00:32:49.480 I actually can't conceptualize how people are able to compartmentalize 721 00:32:49.480 --> 00:32:50.079 that in some way? 722 00:32:50.680 --> 00:32:52.119 What do you mean, like actors, Like I don't know. 723 00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:53.960 It's like an impressive skill to me, like to be 724 00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:55.759 able to be like all right, I'm out. 725 00:32:56.119 --> 00:32:59.359 You know what I mean? It can feel because I 726 00:32:59.359 --> 00:33:02.759 feel it feels not natural. I'm gonna connect with people 727 00:33:02.799 --> 00:33:05.880 then it's but see that's exactly it's not natural. That's 728 00:33:05.880 --> 00:33:07.839 why these motherfuckers getting relationships get married. 729 00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:11.319 I guess point. I think I think it. It just 730 00:33:11.359 --> 00:33:13.640 takes a level of like social understanding that like this 731 00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:14.599 is a role. 732 00:33:14.799 --> 00:33:17.440 Yes, but it's it's but when you're spending more, but 733 00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:20.200 that's antithetical to like how you naturally exist. 734 00:33:20.200 --> 00:33:23.039 It's like it's actually that'ssuming against the current. Yeah, it's 735 00:33:23.079 --> 00:33:23.519 what I'm saying. 736 00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:23.960 You gotta be. 737 00:33:25.079 --> 00:33:28.519 I think I could do it because I would be 738 00:33:28.599 --> 00:33:30.759 I'd probably be like the people that are just completely 739 00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:34.119 locked in my trailer. So I'm not necessarily making a connection. 740 00:33:34.200 --> 00:33:37.640 I'm just on set for those those because most of 741 00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:40.559 the time on set is you and your trailer waiting 742 00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:42.759 for shit to get set up sure, which is fucking 743 00:33:42.839 --> 00:33:45.920 like really annoying. Like so I also get a little 744 00:33:45.920 --> 00:33:47.960 annoy because people talk about like, oh, man, twelve sixteen 745 00:33:48.000 --> 00:33:49.880 hour days. I'm like, yeah, but you're not doing anything. 746 00:33:50.319 --> 00:33:51.240 You're not like like. 747 00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:53.200 It's the big think about that is like hurry up 748 00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:55.200 and wait, Yeah, hurry up and wait. It's just like 749 00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:57.799 you just you're sitting there for like seven hours and 750 00:33:57.839 --> 00:33:59.799 then on the seventh hour, you gotta you gotta go. 751 00:34:00.119 --> 00:34:03.519 Let's go and hopefully for me to makeup. So would 752 00:34:03.559 --> 00:34:05.160 kill me hopefully or not. I couldn't do that. 753 00:34:05.160 --> 00:34:07.880 That's that's very that's very defe a lot for you, 754 00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:09.599 because I'd like to get you to be a white 755 00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:11.480 person would be a lot. I don't have to be 756 00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:14.440 a white person. She was gonna cast a black person. 757 00:34:15.280 --> 00:34:21.280 Tyler Perry, just Tyler Tyler dead, din Son killing everybody. 758 00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:24.440 We're all assuming like Steve Martin's dead, Tyler Perry. 759 00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:28.320 Martin's very old I thought, I thought somebody like killed 760 00:34:28.400 --> 00:34:32.000 forty six. That's not I haven't seen movies of his. 761 00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:37.480 Definitely fifty years ago. She remember, fifty What. 762 00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:38.840 The fuck are you talking about? 763 00:34:39.559 --> 00:34:42.440 You sit here, look, listen, listen to me, look me, 764 00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:44.960 look me in the eye, and tell me that doesn't 765 00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:46.280 doesn't feel like fifty years ago. 766 00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:50.360 You know, it's really crazy. Lily watched that movie yesterday. 767 00:34:50.199 --> 00:34:52.480 For the first time. No, she's like a movie. 768 00:34:53.079 --> 00:34:54.840 Okay, Well, I mean I don't care. 769 00:34:54.920 --> 00:34:57.719 Then is it you bring upause ironic? Because you're bringing 770 00:34:57.800 --> 00:35:01.840 up by the dozen stupid the fun I can't almost 771 00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:03.599 like a pedophile or something. And he like has the 772 00:35:03.760 --> 00:35:05.920 like holding like twelve kids in his basement. 773 00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:11.400 What is his version of what did I there's your 774 00:35:11.480 --> 00:35:14.440 house a different reality where every film that got brought 775 00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:16.320 in there, it would like go through this wormhole to 776 00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:21.280 become a pedophile like Morty Cable lots. Yeah, you put 777 00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:21.559 in you. 778 00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:24.000 Put in Bartie and Barney's raping the kids and you're like, 779 00:35:24.360 --> 00:35:25.239 I hate Barnie. 780 00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:27.920 Is that didn't that actually happen? 781 00:35:28.000 --> 00:35:31.559 That you're telling me that I've been experiencing things different 782 00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:35.400 from you. Yeah, do you mean to tell me? He 783 00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:39.280 told me that Steve from Blues Clues isn't raping every 784 00:35:39.480 --> 00:35:42.639 prop that's in his fucking house, Like he has sex 785 00:35:42.719 --> 00:35:45.639 with a chair before? Is it you or is it Maden? 786 00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:48.679 That's that's that's Clues Clues. But it's it's a legal 787 00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:51.840 show and it's about the clues of the crime. 788 00:35:52.079 --> 00:35:52.320 Ah. 789 00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:55.559 So it's like, uh, it's like like thirteen reasons why 790 00:35:55.639 --> 00:35:58.480 but Blues Cluses diary Harry Mason bullshit from back in 791 00:35:58.519 --> 00:35:58.840 the day. 792 00:35:59.639 --> 00:36:02.480 That is way crazier than what I think you even understand. 793 00:36:02.519 --> 00:36:05.079 What was I don't know what he said, thirteen reasons why, 794 00:36:05.239 --> 00:36:09.760 but Blues Clues Like the dog that kill. 795 00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:15.320 That's awesome, killed himself and he's spinning on a fan. 796 00:36:15.360 --> 00:36:20.239 When it comes to the idea of somebody hanging on 797 00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:23.400 a ceiling fan and turned on yeah it turned on high. 798 00:36:23.519 --> 00:36:26.000 Yeah, yeah, that it would. You got to get past 799 00:36:26.119 --> 00:36:28.880 them to turn it off. So you're getting kicked by it. 800 00:36:29.039 --> 00:36:30.719 It's like idiot that they. 801 00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:34.199 Way you do the like you know what when you 802 00:36:34.320 --> 00:36:36.079 like try to like stick your hand in the fan 803 00:36:36.199 --> 00:36:39.519 and not get hit. It's moving too fad. 804 00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:41.119 That's so like. 805 00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:45.840 High Is that a light person or a sturdy fan? 806 00:36:46.119 --> 00:36:48.159 Extremely sturdy. I think it's one of the best fans 807 00:36:48.199 --> 00:36:51.920 ever built. Like yeah, like Francisco did an amazing job, 808 00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:53.000 like just screwing that ship. 809 00:36:53.079 --> 00:36:55.480 And it's like the fan is like more it's more 810 00:36:55.559 --> 00:37:00.239 k into a jet engine and a fan. Right, that's 811 00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:03.239 a fan. But it's like that that thing has properties 812 00:37:03.559 --> 00:37:06.280 as his customary. Yeah, like standing in the room if 813 00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:07.360 you're not in the middle of the room and the 814 00:37:07.400 --> 00:37:09.880 air gets dinner. How much it's spinning. 815 00:37:10.079 --> 00:37:13.079 Now, I'm curious how old fucking what's his face is? 816 00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:15.719 He's not the stupid porn video from the last time 817 00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:18.639 that we were Oh, the iconic one. The yeah, the 818 00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:21.159 iconic mode. That thing was stuck on my h I know, 819 00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:22.559 I was sitting on our text had it was like 820 00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:23.519 very Jorry. 821 00:37:23.440 --> 00:37:25.440 It was, but I look at the check stot, I'm like, 822 00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:27.039 I'm just like, you gotta. 823 00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:31.719 Post something, and lets sometimes posting in general, sometimes you 824 00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:33.840 just have to Sometimes something sitting in the chat for 825 00:37:33.880 --> 00:37:35.559 a while, you just have to like spam until it. 826 00:37:35.599 --> 00:37:37.639 Goes in there and you're like, okay, good up my 827 00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:40.719 line of sight. Steve Martin, Oh damn, he's seventy nine 828 00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:41.199 years old. 829 00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:46.079 That's actually crazy to me. He's just he's looked like 830 00:37:46.199 --> 00:37:49.760 he was he was born the day World War two ended. 831 00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:52.079 Oh wow, I'm not even joking. 832 00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:54.360 Well not the day, baby, I don't know the year, 833 00:37:54.519 --> 00:37:54.880 the year. 834 00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:57.719 The year nineteen forty five is crazy for somebody to 835 00:37:57.800 --> 00:38:00.960 be alive still, I'd be born in a lot of politicians. 836 00:38:01.519 --> 00:38:05.159 That's fucking crazy. That is kind of crazy, terrifying. It's like, 837 00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:07.239 I just I feel so bad for Bernie. Where you 838 00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:12.000 know that Nigga just wants to rest, you know, he 839 00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:17.159 has yearning in his eyes, someone worthy. Yet there's not 840 00:38:17.360 --> 00:38:21.639 enough people that are like, oh uh, I understand that. 841 00:38:21.760 --> 00:38:23.320 I absolutely don't want to do this, but I know 842 00:38:23.400 --> 00:38:26.079 it needs to be done because that's all he's doing 843 00:38:26.519 --> 00:38:28.239 time for that. Yeah, well, I mean that's the thing. 844 00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:31.840 Like h like him, right, he's he clearly I probably 845 00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:34.360 like to go hunting in Vermont. But that's only because 846 00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:35.800 he doesn't know how to use his phone. Is that 847 00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:36.239 what it is? 848 00:38:36.360 --> 00:38:36.559 Yeah? 849 00:38:36.719 --> 00:38:38.079 I think if Bernie knew how to use his phone, 850 00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:38.880 he wouldn't. 851 00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:44.079 Even care about Like, look at this ape making rattle sounds, 852 00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:48.840 this monkey making facts machine noises. Isn't this hysterical? I'm 853 00:38:48.920 --> 00:38:51.440 losing my ship? Oh my god, to this video of 854 00:38:51.519 --> 00:38:54.800 this monkey catch me outside? That was so funny, that's 855 00:38:54.880 --> 00:38:55.320 so great. 856 00:38:55.480 --> 00:38:56.239 I want to go home. 857 00:38:56.679 --> 00:38:57.000 What is this? 858 00:38:57.639 --> 00:39:00.360 Cats, I don't I don't understand this. What is mean? 859 00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:00.840 Did you. 860 00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:08.280 Have you seen Toki Maine Pokey Maine, beautiful woman, very beautiful. 861 00:39:08.480 --> 00:39:12.239 Have you seen the people jacking off to her pictures 862 00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:14.199 on you heard of all tributes. 863 00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:19.400 Up there, and says that I would. I said, I 864 00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:22.960 would have to, crazy dude, I would. I would die 865 00:39:23.039 --> 00:39:25.440 for him if he said that, if you started talking 866 00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:27.920 about contributes, that's my guy. 867 00:39:28.360 --> 00:39:30.079 They were trying to they would, they would try to 868 00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:31.760 crucify Bernie and I would jump in front of the. 869 00:39:34.280 --> 00:39:37.039 Front of the Some guy has no understanding of how 870 00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:37.960 crucifition works. 871 00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:43.760 No, they think they shoot crosses the people and then 872 00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:48.719 they just end up like that's. 873 00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:48.880 A crazy way to go though. That's Have you seen 874 00:39:48.920 --> 00:39:51.360 the meme where it's like the soldier blocking like the 875 00:39:51.400 --> 00:39:53.960 shots of fire on his back. That's like me. 876 00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:59.239 That's like me to Bernie, don't worry Bertie, Ti Bernie, 877 00:39:59.280 --> 00:39:59.880 I'll protect you. 878 00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:03.559 That's me with Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 879 00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:05.079 the racist one. 880 00:40:05.199 --> 00:40:06.440 Oh yeah, yeah, me too. 881 00:40:06.639 --> 00:40:08.480 I love that. I like that we're on the same 882 00:40:08.559 --> 00:40:11.639 page where because I don't know any I don't know 883 00:40:11.760 --> 00:40:15.199 much younger people that are really hostile about the second one, 884 00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:17.880 but I know like gen X specifically, people in that 885 00:40:18.039 --> 00:40:22.239 are like, yeah, fuck that movie, and I'm like that fuck. 886 00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:23.880 I mean the generation that should be xed out. 887 00:40:24.360 --> 00:40:26.159 That was me. That was me with that was me 888 00:40:26.239 --> 00:40:28.199 with Star Wars episode three. Until people started liking it 889 00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:30.960 in the mass consciousness, you were defending it. I was 890 00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:32.800 defending for a long time. People were like, this movie's 891 00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:34.880 asked and I was like, I don't. I mean, it's 892 00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:38.679 it's definitely all of them in my opinion, but I 893 00:40:38.719 --> 00:40:40.280 think it's the only one that's not better than it 894 00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:43.320 is Episode five. But I do understand how silly that 895 00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:46.239 movie is because Anakin goes from being a hero type 896 00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:48.719 three days later mega hitler. 897 00:40:49.079 --> 00:40:50.960 That's the thing when you don't have time, When you 898 00:40:51.039 --> 00:40:53.039 don't have time, they always got a shoehorn. That shit 899 00:40:53.079 --> 00:40:57.079 didn't really quick and it always looks bad. And at 900 00:40:57.119 --> 00:41:01.199 this point, I don't know if Dazey still hasn't learned 901 00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:03.280 because they're doing series, but I guess people aren't happy 902 00:41:03.320 --> 00:41:06.920 with them. Every single every single front, they're doing series 903 00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:09.119 because I guess I kind of skipped what I part 904 00:41:09.360 --> 00:41:12.440 that was left in my brain that a lot of 905 00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:15.719 these movies should have been series. And then now Disney's 906 00:41:15.760 --> 00:41:18.119 doing series, but people still aren't happy with them. So 907 00:41:18.159 --> 00:41:19.320 they're still not getting something. 908 00:41:19.239 --> 00:41:22.119 Right because they're doing series for characters that like no one, no. 909 00:41:22.159 --> 00:41:25.599 One gives a fuck about, cares about fucking I don't know, 910 00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:28.199 a lot of these shows are fucking stupid, which Jediyes did. 911 00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:30.800 That was an interesting to you, which they weren't jed 912 00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:31.199 as we were. 913 00:41:31.239 --> 00:41:34.480 They were they acolyte acolytes. What then were they with 914 00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:35.599 the witches or something aco? 915 00:41:35.800 --> 00:41:37.320 It was? It was it was like the more the uh, 916 00:41:38.519 --> 00:41:42.920 the non dogmatics for stuff, not dogmatic, uh esoteric as 917 00:41:42.960 --> 00:41:45.800 the better word. Were like people that use magic, which 918 00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:48.599 in Star Wars has always been magic. Well there's magic 919 00:41:48.719 --> 00:41:50.840 that always that what they were doing wasn't connected to 920 00:41:50.880 --> 00:41:51.239 the force. 921 00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:53.559 It was the force. What it was done via magic, 922 00:41:54.519 --> 00:41:55.000 Like is that. 923 00:41:55.079 --> 00:41:55.719 Not the same thing? 924 00:41:56.519 --> 00:41:58.239 Don't understand this universe all. 925 00:41:58.400 --> 00:42:00.800 It is what it isn't It's like the force is 926 00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:03.280 like idea have more of a spiritual interaction opposed like 927 00:42:03.320 --> 00:42:06.639 there's literally like spell and brew and witchcraft type ship. 928 00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:09.000 Let me ask you a question to manipulate the force, 929 00:42:09.039 --> 00:42:11.280 which is essentially the same thing. Okay, let me ask 930 00:42:11.320 --> 00:42:16.280 you a question. Did they uh have they dismissed the 931 00:42:16.559 --> 00:42:20.039 medical Orean thing? Or is that haven't mentioned it since 932 00:42:20.119 --> 00:42:24.000 episode since episode shift whenever? 933 00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:24.559 Yeah, whenever? 934 00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:28.400 That was I haven't really meant episode four one that 935 00:42:28.559 --> 00:42:30.920 mentioned that. That's it was stupid and that was like, 936 00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:34.559 it's still canon, pretty because Qui Gon's character is still 937 00:42:34.599 --> 00:42:36.719 cannon and that's like what he brings to the story 938 00:42:36.840 --> 00:42:38.840 was right, Well, I mean, but he's he's taken, you know. 939 00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:41.639 He's like, hey, I'm tasting, I took im took hunting 940 00:42:41.639 --> 00:42:47.559 black people, literally dies and he goes after the set 941 00:42:47.599 --> 00:42:50.679 of skills to hunt black people and wakes up as 942 00:42:50.760 --> 00:42:53.280 the taken guy. He's like, what's going on? 943 00:42:54.920 --> 00:42:58.440 As Qui gon Jin roaming the streets at night looking 944 00:42:58.519 --> 00:43:00.239 for a black person to assault. 945 00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:06.360 Is with lightsaber this guy walking home from the deli, 946 00:43:06.599 --> 00:43:09.599 and he's like, where are you from? Where are you from? Boy? 947 00:43:11.760 --> 00:43:12.880 And then he's like what black? 948 00:43:12.920 --> 00:43:13.280 And Irish? 949 00:43:13.320 --> 00:43:15.679 Because was this when he was in Like he's from Ireland? 950 00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:17.559 Right? I think he's a Scott. But I could be wrong. 951 00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:20.360 No, no, no, he's not black and Irish. Yeah, it's 952 00:43:20.400 --> 00:43:24.840 just Irish ira He was looking for blyrish people bly rack. 953 00:43:24.920 --> 00:43:25.599 What are we saying? 954 00:43:26.079 --> 00:43:28.199 Why did you say that? Why did you say that? 955 00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:31.320 Because I was combining two words that are similar? 956 00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:34.920 Why did you see iraq Irish black Iraq? 957 00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:39.159 Are you stupid? Oh that's clever, that's clever. I guess 958 00:43:39.239 --> 00:43:41.599 it's that's a little higher brow. Yeah, that's clever. But 959 00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:46.440 your brain everybody's yeah, because it made a word that 960 00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:47.519 already exists. 961 00:43:50.119 --> 00:43:50.559 It's double. 962 00:43:50.679 --> 00:43:53.519 Well, it's not double, it's it's it's too singular on tondres. 963 00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:57.400 It's not a double combination two words. 964 00:43:58.519 --> 00:44:00.920 This is a double the world concept. 965 00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:05.039 It's two words put together. Iraq is crazy. 966 00:44:05.159 --> 00:44:07.000 I R A c K. That's crazy. 967 00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:07.880 Interesting. 968 00:44:08.559 --> 00:44:11.079 Anyway, I'm proud of you the first time. Do you 969 00:44:11.159 --> 00:44:11.639 know what I had? 970 00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:15.559 I had yesterday smoking I had this. I had this 971 00:44:16.320 --> 00:44:18.760 fucking smoked brisket case. 972 00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:21.280 Of the yeas were you in Pasadena? 973 00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:24.199 I was in Wittier, Okay. 974 00:44:25.639 --> 00:44:29.599 At this place called Smoking Fire, and that ship is crazy. 975 00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:32.519 I can't remember the last time I have Like, don't 976 00:44:32.599 --> 00:44:33.400 I don't smoking fire? 977 00:44:33.400 --> 00:44:35.519 I know I know really, Yeah, dude, that place is 978 00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:37.920 fucking crazy. Man, I have ship. 979 00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:40.199 I haven't tried that like I had. I had the 980 00:44:40.280 --> 00:44:42.199 chicken sandwich. I was disappointed because it was like, but 981 00:44:42.360 --> 00:44:45.800 that's that's a that was that was on me because 982 00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:48.360 places like that a lot of times it's a barbecue place, yeah, 983 00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:51.920 they have. It's it's just like it's like it's like 984 00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:54.039 raising canes where it's like, oh, it's fine, you know 985 00:44:54.079 --> 00:44:56.280 what I mean. It's like it's fine piece of chicken, 986 00:44:56.360 --> 00:44:59.800 but it's not. It's you go there for the brisket, 987 00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:04.719 you go there for pulled pork, barbecue ship like that. Yeah, 988 00:45:04.880 --> 00:45:07.000 I understand that because I was tempted for the chickens. 989 00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:09.719 It's just like I'm always tempted by chicken. Chicken sandwich 990 00:45:09.719 --> 00:45:12.639 is so like you're generally reliable. It's like, I know, 991 00:45:12.679 --> 00:45:14.480 I'm gonna have at least like a decent time with this. 992 00:45:14.920 --> 00:45:17.760 This will be it will be edible. But yeah, a 993 00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:21.079 lot of these chicken places are just they're not they're 994 00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:25.559 not hidden. Especially my same thing is always the the 995 00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:28.239 flavor is all in their sauce or whatever, and I'm 996 00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:32.199 not a huge sauce guy, and so I'm like, when 997 00:45:32.239 --> 00:45:35.760 the base is not seasoned properly, I'm so disappointed. I'm 998 00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:36.280 so funny. 999 00:45:36.760 --> 00:45:37.599 The best chicken ever. 1000 00:45:37.719 --> 00:45:40.159 Still, Uh, I went to I went to that stupid 1001 00:45:40.280 --> 00:45:42.280 God of Our Art gallery thing. It was way too 1002 00:45:42.360 --> 00:45:45.559 small and I'm sure there was health like fire code 1003 00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:50.440 violations like it was. It was so insane that I'm like, 1004 00:45:51.559 --> 00:45:55.000 I just we're all gonna die if one little thing 1005 00:45:55.079 --> 00:45:57.920 goes wrong. So like anyway, but why are the people 1006 00:45:57.960 --> 00:46:00.360 doing stuff like that anymore? Like where are the real crazy? 1007 00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:01.119 Is that? Oh? 1008 00:46:01.239 --> 00:46:04.519 Like people like yeah, like where, like where are they at? 1009 00:46:05.519 --> 00:46:06.400 They're in politics? 1010 00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:09.679 Yeah, they figured that they're like I could get in 1011 00:46:09.760 --> 00:46:13.159 these high positions and cause the most damage because. 1012 00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:15.239 Like there's notice like free flowing evil niggas. More like 1013 00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:15.880 I don't like, what. 1014 00:46:17.400 --> 00:46:17.880 Do I do? 1015 00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:18.480 I have to do? 1016 00:46:18.559 --> 00:46:20.039 I have to a lot of them are domb and 1017 00:46:20.079 --> 00:46:23.079 they're in jail because they they're not like meticulous, you know, 1018 00:46:23.239 --> 00:46:26.440 they fuck up, Unlike the country has a really deep 1019 00:46:26.599 --> 00:46:28.679 need for slave labor, so they get picked up real quick. 1020 00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:31.800 Yeah yeah yeah. Why don't we own any prisons? 1021 00:46:31.840 --> 00:46:31.960 Man? 1022 00:46:32.400 --> 00:46:33.239 Can we invest in one? 1023 00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:36.599 Would be crazy. I couldn't bring myself on to prison 1024 00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:38.559 I think I would. I would suicide myself. 1025 00:46:38.679 --> 00:46:41.039 That that would I wouldn't take the shares, Yeah I would. 1026 00:46:41.159 --> 00:46:42.119 I wouldn't suicide myself. 1027 00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:43.800 I wouldn't get involved in it. I would just be 1028 00:46:43.920 --> 00:46:46.320 I would just be spending money to kill myself. How 1029 00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:47.239 do you get to that point? 1030 00:46:47.760 --> 00:46:52.360 Indie prison? How many what's the baxicoll capacity? What do 1031 00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:52.679 we got? 1032 00:46:53.000 --> 00:46:56.239 Like fourteen fourteen that's probably a decent amount to like 1033 00:46:56.679 --> 00:46:57.960 really be some good passive income. 1034 00:46:58.000 --> 00:47:04.159 Yeah, I guet some license plates going, yeah, I haven't 1035 00:47:04.239 --> 00:47:05.960 brewed silly putty or I don't know what. 1036 00:47:07.719 --> 00:47:10.599 We bring silly Puddy back. I don't know they were 1037 00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:13.679 they have different vats of like this is our special 1038 00:47:13.719 --> 00:47:15.920 silly putty and this is the the glow in the 1039 00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:18.719 dark version, Yeah, like. 1040 00:47:18.880 --> 00:47:19.559 Uranium in it. 1041 00:47:21.079 --> 00:47:23.599 Did they make silly Puddy anymore? They must, right, they must. 1042 00:47:23.920 --> 00:47:27.039 They have kinetics fan and ship connetics. I remember really 1043 00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:28.440 wanting that ship I was a kid. 1044 00:47:28.519 --> 00:47:30.000 I never had it so badly. 1045 00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:32.360 Yeah, but like it looked so cool today, like. 1046 00:47:33.239 --> 00:47:35.480 It was that and it was moon shoes. I wanted 1047 00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:37.800 those so bad. And my grandma was like even in. 1048 00:47:37.800 --> 00:47:40.320 The commercial shoes when I was a kid, even in 1049 00:47:40.360 --> 00:47:42.760 the commercials for moonshees. I thought, like, that doesn't really 1050 00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:45.519 look that high, Like it doesn't look crazy. 1051 00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:46.679 They weren't high at all. 1052 00:47:46.960 --> 00:47:48.559 No, so bad. 1053 00:47:48.599 --> 00:47:50.159 It wasn't enough to fool me, is what I'm saying. 1054 00:47:50.519 --> 00:47:54.440 They got some original silly putty. How expired is that? 1055 00:47:54.719 --> 00:47:54.920 Yeah? 1056 00:47:58.280 --> 00:47:59.159 Like when does that expire? 1057 00:47:59.280 --> 00:47:59.840 Like when is when? 1058 00:47:59.840 --> 00:48:01.400 Does when does that become unsafe to eat? 1059 00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:06.000 That's so stupid, you said, silly nutty. 1060 00:48:06.039 --> 00:48:10.000 You I just think it's some wacky asshole like coming 1061 00:48:10.159 --> 00:48:13.559 like all like he's like coming in silly potty boxes 1062 00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:19.840 and said about box he was open. How long? How long? 1063 00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:22.559 How long does a silly pudding? Like when does that 1064 00:48:22.639 --> 00:48:23.639 become unsafe to eat? 1065 00:48:25.480 --> 00:48:26.039 Immediately? 1066 00:48:26.679 --> 00:48:30.119 But it gets worse presumably, Yeah, but it's but you said, 1067 00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:33.480 it's just like gum like no dis flavor. 1068 00:48:33.599 --> 00:48:34.480 That could be silly nutty. 1069 00:48:34.840 --> 00:48:35.000 You know what. 1070 00:48:35.079 --> 00:48:37.920 I had one of these, and I you know what 1071 00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:38.639 I would always do with it? 1072 00:48:38.719 --> 00:48:41.880 Would I would make it because I had a Majia boo, 1073 00:48:42.760 --> 00:48:44.599 and so I would make it like the Majian boo 1074 00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:45.960 kind of like the. 1075 00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:49.159 Goose, like I would like absorb like people with him. 1076 00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:53.199 It's actually was fun. Whoa what the hell happened there? 1077 00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:58.400 What burst? How though I drink some bursted? 1078 00:48:58.960 --> 00:48:59.639 It just bursts. 1079 00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:03.599 Dude, that that water has been edging, just cann't hold 1080 00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:04.199 it back anymore. 1081 00:49:05.960 --> 00:49:07.159 We would be gargling. 1082 00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:08.480 Because have you seen the water? Have you seen the 1083 00:49:08.519 --> 00:49:11.559 water bottle that you open it? Water out of it immediately? 1084 00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:14.119 No? What at TikTok? 1085 00:49:15.000 --> 00:49:15.519 Flip open? 1086 00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:17.840 He broke it somehow, somehow he fucked with the bottle 1087 00:49:17.960 --> 00:49:19.920 or put too much pressure in it somehow, and you 1088 00:49:19.960 --> 00:49:22.039 flipped it open, and who's is out? And I'm like, 1089 00:49:22.119 --> 00:49:24.760 that's like And it was just regular water. Wasn't like 1090 00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:26.440 partially frozen or anything. 1091 00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:28.199 Maybe I don't know. We couldn't see the whole thing. 1092 00:49:28.480 --> 00:49:32.719 One of the like the thermos is oh because if 1093 00:49:32.760 --> 00:49:35.199 it if it's partially frozen, that can happen because of 1094 00:49:35.199 --> 00:49:38.039 the pressure from the ice weighing down the water, and 1095 00:49:38.119 --> 00:49:40.280 then you take it out and the water pops out. 1096 00:49:40.639 --> 00:49:43.599 Throw ice. People are not paying attention. It's good, it's 1097 00:49:43.639 --> 00:49:45.559 great because it's also there's no evidence of the crime. 1098 00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:47.679 We would throw ice. You hit someone really hard with 1099 00:49:47.760 --> 00:49:48.639 ice and then it melts away. 1100 00:49:48.679 --> 00:49:51.280 I lived on a grand concourse. We were dumb kids. 1101 00:49:51.320 --> 00:49:52.719 We were a stupid kids that we lived in a 1102 00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:54.559 grand congourse. We'd get bored. We would just throw ice 1103 00:49:54.639 --> 00:49:55.440 into the concourse. 1104 00:49:56.000 --> 00:49:56.960 That's so crazy. 1105 00:49:57.119 --> 00:50:00.320 A little pieces, not big pieces. Sure the time I 1106 00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:01.679 throw and I hit a cop car and I ran 1107 00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:04.000 upstairs immediately, and I was like I'm. 1108 00:50:03.840 --> 00:50:06.920 Gonna die, right, Yeah, I was like, you literally could 1109 00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:07.440 have died. 1110 00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:09.239 It was like a lighthouse scene where he's looking up 1111 00:50:09.280 --> 00:50:11.199 and it's like a fucking turret pops out of. 1112 00:50:13.320 --> 00:50:18.480 A man one like punish her, yeah, exactly, armed in 1113 00:50:18.719 --> 00:50:19.400 the gate. 1114 00:50:19.480 --> 00:50:20.159 Water is dangerous. 1115 00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:23.119 Man Like I saw a guy uh at the spa 1116 00:50:23.320 --> 00:50:27.760 recently slipping in the shower. It's so funny, but not 1117 00:50:27.840 --> 00:50:28.679 funny like it was. 1118 00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:31.079 It was he was young, it wasn't like a old guy. 1119 00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:33.800 But he hit back for me the back. It was 1120 00:50:33.840 --> 00:50:36.519 like a side good. You gotta adjust because if the 1121 00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:38.760 back of the head is off, over the back of 1122 00:50:38.760 --> 00:50:40.920 the head is scary, so you gotta seeing it. 1123 00:50:41.239 --> 00:50:43.880 Such a weird died getting knocked out on the streets 1124 00:50:43.920 --> 00:50:45.000 from his guys. 1125 00:50:45.519 --> 00:50:46.280 A spash hour. 1126 00:50:47.159 --> 00:50:49.719 Huh, you guys have been like a spash hour. I 1127 00:50:49.760 --> 00:50:52.039 mean I've seen them, but it's like a weird environment. Yeah, 1128 00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:54.440 I stroked a whole time. You're stroking it. Why would 1129 00:50:54.480 --> 00:50:56.320 I not the reason why there's all this jelly fisher 1130 00:50:56.320 --> 00:50:57.360 over the ground, you fucking sleep. 1131 00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:00.840 Come. Come, that is nothing. There's not that special about it. 1132 00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:03.280 It's not just don't sort of coat my art, all right, 1133 00:51:03.920 --> 00:51:04.880 it's just come. 1134 00:51:05.599 --> 00:51:09.559 How dare you call it jelly exactly? Give me the ship. 1135 00:51:09.559 --> 00:51:10.440 It's come. 1136 00:51:10.519 --> 00:51:16.679 It's such a classic Kingston improv No, no. 1137 00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:17.679 We explained the joke. 1138 00:51:18.440 --> 00:51:20.840 I don't. I don't want people to fucking misconstrue. 1139 00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:22.920 It's why people my art, right. 1140 00:51:23.079 --> 00:51:24.840 I know what he's looking out for. He's looking out 1141 00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:27.719 for the tism folks that may have thought that it 1142 00:51:27.800 --> 00:51:29.639 was actually jellyfish on the floor. 1143 00:51:30.280 --> 00:51:32.719 Making jelly fish. Yeah, especially I was a. 1144 00:51:32.760 --> 00:51:35.480 Weird Do you think Stretch Armstrong has made anyone gay, 1145 00:51:35.960 --> 00:51:36.639 like as a kid. 1146 00:51:36.519 --> 00:51:38.440 Like my only context for that is The Secret Life 1147 00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:39.119 of Walter Mitty. 1148 00:51:39.440 --> 00:51:40.199 I don't know what that is? 1149 00:51:40.360 --> 00:51:41.400 A movie with Ben Stiller. 1150 00:51:41.920 --> 00:51:45.880 Oh, it's very good. Actually is it serious? 1151 00:51:46.159 --> 00:51:50.760 If like twenty fourteen series? This was like I think 1152 00:51:50.760 --> 00:51:53.679 it's actually famously like one of the last movies that 1153 00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:57.400 was like shot on film as like a standard. Like 1154 00:51:57.480 --> 00:51:59.079 there's some movies now that come out. There's like shot 1155 00:51:59.119 --> 00:52:01.039 on film, but like it's like an industry standard. It 1156 00:52:01.119 --> 00:52:02.440 was like the last one to be shot on film 1157 00:52:02.480 --> 00:52:06.679 before they I think it's like two thousand, mid two thousands. 1158 00:52:06.360 --> 00:52:11.039 Maybe The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Walter Mitty, it's 1159 00:52:11.079 --> 00:52:13.639 like a it's an adaptation of like a short story. 1160 00:52:13.719 --> 00:52:16.079 There's like an original one with from like nineteen fifties 1161 00:52:16.119 --> 00:52:18.360 with like Danny Kay and Ship and I watched that. 1162 00:52:18.400 --> 00:52:20.320 One too, and it was not as good, I'm sure, 1163 00:52:20.800 --> 00:52:24.519 on account of it being fucking old. Like watching No 1164 00:52:24.639 --> 00:52:30.679 Sparazu the nineteen thirties one, it's like being terrified. The 1165 00:52:30.760 --> 00:52:32.960 picture of He's always looked scary to me, but then 1166 00:52:33.039 --> 00:52:34.480 like when I would watch the film, you look like 1167 00:52:34.559 --> 00:52:37.480 a fucking idiot, Like he'd always look like he's like literally. 1168 00:52:37.360 --> 00:52:40.760 Is entirely silent too. Yeah, there's no score or anything. 1169 00:52:41.239 --> 00:52:43.280 I'd beat the funk out of that No saz I. 1170 00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:44.599 I'd beat his ass. 1171 00:52:44.679 --> 00:52:47.239 It's kind of creepy, like it was Scarier and SpongeBob 1172 00:52:47.320 --> 00:52:47.480 to me. 1173 00:52:47.599 --> 00:52:52.639 Actually it was that smile, smile, that smile wrote that 1174 00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:55.920 moment until the smile, because like when he's there, it's 1175 00:52:56.119 --> 00:52:58.519 it's kind of like like that you're not like the curgy, 1176 00:52:58.559 --> 00:53:00.400 cowardly dog stuff, where's like that you're not perfect. 1177 00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:03.280 Yeah, like the King Ramses where it's like he doesn't belong. 1178 00:53:03.440 --> 00:53:06.039 So it's kind of scary just because of that. But 1179 00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:08.320 the smile does ruin it, and they did stuff with 1180 00:53:08.360 --> 00:53:10.760 him later. I guess like him back. He's like a 1181 00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:13.599 recurring character. Now I've never seen that. Yeah, Like it's 1182 00:53:14.280 --> 00:53:16.760 very weird, like it's it doesn't hit the same obviously. 1183 00:53:18.199 --> 00:53:19.960 It has the energy of like when when they would 1184 00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:23.079 do like down by the River on SNL, like the 1185 00:53:23.239 --> 00:53:25.480 the Chris Farley sketch, Okay, I live in a very 1186 00:53:25.480 --> 00:53:26.960 and down by the river it's like and the person said, 1187 00:53:26.960 --> 00:53:29.280 that's really, that's good, it's great, and then they do 1188 00:53:29.360 --> 00:53:32.199 it like twelve more times, you know, like my leg You. 1189 00:53:32.360 --> 00:53:34.239 Ever see that episode of the SpongeBob. 1190 00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:36.639 I don't know why I said the SpongeBob. That episode 1191 00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:38.480 of SpongeBob where like they focus on my leg. 1192 00:53:38.599 --> 00:53:40.679 Guy, I don't think i've seen. 1193 00:53:40.519 --> 00:53:41.960 That one either. Is it caused the figure He's been 1194 00:53:42.000 --> 00:53:43.719 a constant figure, so now he has an identity. 1195 00:53:43.920 --> 00:53:45.880 Yeah, Like now it's like there's like a whole episode 1196 00:53:45.880 --> 00:53:48.000 where he just says my leg the whole time, and 1197 00:53:48.119 --> 00:53:51.679 it's like it's not very see that's what kind of 1198 00:53:51.760 --> 00:53:53.280 ruined it by acknowledging it in some way. 1199 00:53:53.440 --> 00:53:55.639 SpongeBob still on, Like the are they still making? 1200 00:53:55.880 --> 00:53:57.880 No? I actually don't know. I think it had like 1201 00:53:57.920 --> 00:53:58.719 a series finale. 1202 00:53:58.960 --> 00:54:01.760 No, they would never, and they would never definitively. 1203 00:54:01.320 --> 00:54:02.920 They would never close the book entirely. They want to 1204 00:54:02.920 --> 00:54:04.039 be able to open it back up again when she 1205 00:54:04.079 --> 00:54:04.400 gets back. 1206 00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:07.800 But like the funny thing is you nothing people know, 1207 00:54:08.719 --> 00:54:12.119 nothing matters anymore, Like there's no finality, like when even 1208 00:54:12.159 --> 00:54:15.199 when people even when people like, let's say they just futurama, 1209 00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:17.519 like that's it. This is the perfect ending. 1210 00:54:18.360 --> 00:54:21.840 I didn't even watch it because I just I was 1211 00:54:21.880 --> 00:54:22.679 so sad they did. 1212 00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:25.079 I saw they did a crypto episode and I was like, no, 1213 00:54:25.239 --> 00:54:27.719 oh really, I'm not doing of course they did, look 1214 00:54:27.920 --> 00:54:31.239 it's probably it might be good. I just Season ten 1215 00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:34.760 ended so perfectly. I'm like, why don't fucking stop then 1216 00:54:34.840 --> 00:54:38.679 redoing it? Okay? So, and then John Demaggio almost wasn't 1217 00:54:38.679 --> 00:54:39.119 even in it. 1218 00:54:39.400 --> 00:54:39.880 He wasn't. 1219 00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:42.239 He was like, but he he got a fat contract 1220 00:54:42.239 --> 00:54:42.800 and he came back. 1221 00:54:43.400 --> 00:54:46.440 They had to beg him, what the fuck is this? 1222 00:54:48.320 --> 00:54:54.039 What it gives me so much? I said, simplify this. 1223 00:54:55.119 --> 00:54:58.440 It's just like, Yes, SpongeBob SquarePants is still running. Season 1224 00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:01.679 fifteen premiered in July. I have twenty twenty four, only fifteen. 1225 00:55:01.800 --> 00:55:02.639 It's kind of surprising. 1226 00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:05.960 And the show is renewed for season sixteen, and Nickelodeon 1227 00:55:06.000 --> 00:55:08.000 released new specials for the twenty fifth anniversary, and the 1228 00:55:08.039 --> 00:55:11.800 SpongeBob movie Search for SquarePants is coming December, in December 1229 00:55:11.840 --> 00:55:14.400 twenty twenty five, so December of this year. 1230 00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:16.519 So this ship is still going, still gone. 1231 00:55:17.239 --> 00:55:20.559 And they said, look, man, it's not reaching Simpsons. It's 1232 00:55:20.599 --> 00:55:24.079 not the Simpsons yet. Yeah, but it's it's approaching. Well 1233 00:55:24.280 --> 00:55:25.519 you can hear it in Spongeboy's voice. 1234 00:55:25.559 --> 00:55:27.559 You're like, you're not a Oh he's been doing that 1235 00:55:27.599 --> 00:55:34.519 shit for too long, mane Yeah, he's like, da dude. 1236 00:55:34.519 --> 00:55:37.000 Even Clancy Brown's gonna get pretty fucked after a while. 1237 00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:38.760 Like he's getting up there. He's pretty old. 1238 00:55:38.880 --> 00:55:40.719 Yeah, it's gonna be that that moment where like he's 1239 00:55:40.719 --> 00:55:42.760 supposed to sound old in the show, but it doesn't 1240 00:55:42.840 --> 00:55:44.000 help that he's actually old. 1241 00:55:44.079 --> 00:55:46.519 That it's like mister Burney. Yeah, where it's like now 1242 00:55:46.559 --> 00:55:48.519 it just sounds sad like now it's just like I 1243 00:55:48.599 --> 00:55:51.320 want him to die, not even because he's evil, just 1244 00:55:51.400 --> 00:55:52.599 for like this simple piece. 1245 00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:55.679 Oh the way, you guys have enough bags, Lily, give 1246 00:55:55.719 --> 00:55:59.800 it to somebody. You get a gun smith, no problem, 1247 00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:04.519 gay Smithers right now, shovel it as Burns. I remember 1248 00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:06.760 finding out he was gay through episode and being like, oh, 1249 00:56:07.159 --> 00:56:10.719 in episode one of season one, and like the first 1250 00:56:10.760 --> 00:56:12.079 episode was Smithers is gay. 1251 00:56:12.440 --> 00:56:13.840 Yeah, I forgot about that. 1252 00:56:13.960 --> 00:56:16.239 It was episode when when I watched season one very often. 1253 00:56:16.320 --> 00:56:17.639 What was that was when he went to the club 1254 00:56:17.679 --> 00:56:20.039 and you like, it's like one hundred percent proof he's 1255 00:56:20.079 --> 00:56:21.039 like hiding in a court like that. 1256 00:56:21.159 --> 00:56:23.840 What I mean, he's like that already. Well, yeah, that's 1257 00:56:23.880 --> 00:56:24.440 what it's like. 1258 00:56:24.559 --> 00:56:25.159 She's in four right. 1259 00:56:25.199 --> 00:56:27.880 No, that's that's that's actually from that's a very that's 1260 00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:28.320 a much. 1261 00:56:28.360 --> 00:56:31.559 Uh more recently later later really, yeah, that's way later. 1262 00:56:31.639 --> 00:56:33.800 I remember they do the episode always like insinuated he's 1263 00:56:33.800 --> 00:56:37.199 gay the whole time they do it. 1264 00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:39.599 Yeah, it's much more than the subtlety of it. Was 1265 00:56:39.719 --> 00:56:42.559 much more like uh, him having a dream about it, 1266 00:56:42.639 --> 00:56:45.679 which was like mirrored after I forgot movies. You know, 1267 00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:49.440 they always do references. Fucking he needs to log onto 1268 00:56:49.480 --> 00:56:53.039 his computer and then it's fucking mister Burns like shirtless, 1269 00:56:53.079 --> 00:56:56.119 and it's like, oh, Smithers, you're quite good at turning 1270 00:56:56.320 --> 00:56:56.639 me on. 1271 00:56:57.280 --> 00:57:00.519 And then he says to Lisa, uh uh, just ignore that, 1272 00:57:01.440 --> 00:57:05.079 like like that, like little things like that were like okay. 1273 00:57:05.280 --> 00:57:08.519 And just ignoring that plane, just ignore that. We're not 1274 00:57:08.559 --> 00:57:10.800 gonna talk about this right now. Gonna be ready to 1275 00:57:10.800 --> 00:57:12.400 talk about this in society from anything. 1276 00:57:12.800 --> 00:57:14.559 Ben Shapiro without any of the good trade with like 1277 00:57:14.800 --> 00:57:15.639 the only good trades. 1278 00:57:15.679 --> 00:57:17.679 And I saw that episode where like I saw a 1279 00:57:17.719 --> 00:57:19.840 recent episode of like where Flanders was talking and it's 1280 00:57:19.880 --> 00:57:21.320 like they kind of unflanderized him. 1281 00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:24.559 Well, he just doesn't sound like he sounds like a 1282 00:57:24.679 --> 00:57:27.159 different person. Just sounds like some dude going like, what's up. 1283 00:57:28.400 --> 00:57:29.280 It's me and Ned Flanders. 1284 00:57:29.320 --> 00:57:32.559 You remember me? All right? 1285 00:57:32.639 --> 00:57:35.360 So I'm gonna, oh my god, I watch the latest 1286 00:57:35.639 --> 00:57:37.079 episode of the Simpsons whatever. 1287 00:57:37.199 --> 00:57:39.199 My wife want to be fascinated by a group of writers. 1288 00:57:40.320 --> 00:57:43.559 He said, it's me, He says it. I forgot she 1289 00:57:43.679 --> 00:57:45.440 was on a show that she died. Yeah, they killed 1290 00:57:45.440 --> 00:57:46.719 his wife no reason. 1291 00:57:46.599 --> 00:57:49.199 Really he got killed. Uh why did they kill her? 1292 00:57:49.719 --> 00:57:52.360 Why? Yeah, I don't know why they did it. 1293 00:57:52.480 --> 00:57:54.960 It's like that's too happy. Yeah, I'm not sure exactly 1294 00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:56.400 why they did that because I was stupid. 1295 00:57:56.280 --> 00:57:58.280 With the Christian If you're so happy for you, the 1296 00:57:58.320 --> 00:58:00.400 way she died is ridiculous. Dude, you remember how she 1297 00:58:00.679 --> 00:58:00.920 How do you? 1298 00:58:01.119 --> 00:58:02.119 I remember? What? 1299 00:58:02.639 --> 00:58:04.199 Do you have no clue? I have no clue. 1300 00:58:04.559 --> 00:58:05.119 Take it again, you know? 1301 00:58:05.199 --> 00:58:05.400 I know? 1302 00:58:05.840 --> 00:58:08.000 Yeah, I don't know. If she gets struck by lightning? 1303 00:58:08.239 --> 00:58:11.320 No, no, So at least that would have been there 1304 00:58:11.320 --> 00:58:12.760 would have been at least like an active guy, a. 1305 00:58:12.760 --> 00:58:15.039 Little more plausible to the story of like, oh shit, 1306 00:58:15.119 --> 00:58:15.599 to God do this. 1307 00:58:15.800 --> 00:58:18.000 They were, like I don't remember the full content they 1308 00:58:18.039 --> 00:58:19.880 were at like a baseball game or like some sports 1309 00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:21.880 I don't remember, but they were sitting in the bleachers 1310 00:58:21.960 --> 00:58:25.760 and Homer standing in front of her, and he like 1311 00:58:25.960 --> 00:58:27.679 on the bleachers and she's like at the very top, 1312 00:58:28.159 --> 00:58:30.440 and so he goes like, there's a T shirt cannon guy, 1313 00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:32.039 and he goes like, hey, let me get a T shirt. 1314 00:58:32.480 --> 00:58:35.519 But then he like bends down and ducks and then 1315 00:58:35.559 --> 00:58:37.599 it hits his wife and then she flies off the 1316 00:58:37.639 --> 00:58:42.840 back of the Bleachers and dies spoilers Falls spoilers for 1317 00:58:42.960 --> 00:58:44.519 The Simpsons falls. 1318 00:58:44.280 --> 00:58:44.800 To her death. 1319 00:58:44.920 --> 00:58:47.320 I don't remember. I don't remember that moment, but I 1320 00:58:47.360 --> 00:58:49.400 do remember the funeral of like the picture of her 1321 00:58:49.519 --> 00:58:53.119 on like the freak at the pew like an episode. 1322 00:58:53.159 --> 00:58:55.760 I remember that like moment. I remember that moment from 1323 00:58:55.800 --> 00:58:56.360 like Simpsons. 1324 00:58:56.360 --> 00:58:58.159 I can't believe he didn't talk about this. We saw 1325 00:58:58.199 --> 00:59:00.360 The Monkey Monkey. 1326 00:59:00.840 --> 00:59:04.960 Have you seen this movie The Monkey? Oh god, dude, 1327 00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:07.360 oh god, it is It's a trip. 1328 00:59:07.719 --> 00:59:10.480 That was a fun fucking movie. How did that remind 1329 00:59:10.519 --> 00:59:11.159 you of this? 1330 00:59:12.199 --> 00:59:14.719 He's a funeral and there's like so. 1331 00:59:16.400 --> 00:59:19.400 There's so many this movie's I actually highly recommend going. 1332 00:59:19.400 --> 00:59:21.280 He's going to the most fun movie that's in a while. 1333 00:59:21.400 --> 00:59:22.400 It's a fun fucking movie. 1334 00:59:22.440 --> 00:59:24.039 But it's a movie about like a killer, like like 1335 00:59:24.280 --> 00:59:26.480 like a toy monkey, like a drum you know, monkey, 1336 00:59:26.559 --> 00:59:28.920 and it like it haunts this family and it like 1337 00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:29.719 kills everybody. 1338 00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:31.840 It is so fucking funny. 1339 00:59:32.480 --> 00:59:34.480 There there are moments and it's supposed to be Like 1340 00:59:34.679 --> 00:59:36.360 for a while, I was like, is this supposed to 1341 00:59:36.440 --> 00:59:37.440 be funny? 1342 00:59:38.159 --> 00:59:40.880 And then at the end it's like, oh, they know what. 1343 00:59:40.960 --> 00:59:43.679 The whole time supposed to funny, especially at the end. 1344 00:59:43.719 --> 00:59:46.199 The end isn't like there's it's a good movie, they're 1345 00:59:46.239 --> 00:59:46.920 highly recommended. 1346 00:59:47.199 --> 00:59:50.480 There's a moment in the end that's so meta commentary esque, 1347 00:59:50.880 --> 00:59:53.599 and like the kid is like stressed, like he's like 1348 00:59:53.800 --> 00:59:57.400 he's like at the peak of like yo, like things 1349 00:59:57.440 --> 00:59:59.440 are bad just because they're bad, Like they're just bad. 1350 00:59:59.719 --> 01:00:01.239 I just want to Then you see a figure that 1351 01:00:01.400 --> 01:00:03.880 just doesn't make sense that's there. There was a terrible 1352 01:00:03.880 --> 01:00:04.519 way to describe that. 1353 01:00:04.599 --> 01:00:08.599 But yes, it's a good if you're if if you're 1354 01:00:08.679 --> 01:00:10.360 kind of like cynegal about movies or whatever and you're 1355 01:00:10.360 --> 01:00:13.079 just like, a movies aren't funny mars like I really 1356 01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:15.000 do recommend, like like with a group of people, just 1357 01:00:15.039 --> 01:00:18.039 go into this movie because it is so damn entertaining. 1358 01:00:18.199 --> 01:00:19.920 It's been a while I've seen a movie that entertaining, 1359 01:00:20.559 --> 01:00:21.400 like genuine. 1360 01:00:21.159 --> 01:00:22.719 Several moments in a movie that are like what the 1361 01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:25.119 fuck is happening? It's very good. I don't know if 1362 01:00:25.159 --> 01:00:29.239 it's good, but it's you know, it's good watch for 1363 01:00:29.280 --> 01:00:31.199 sure enough to waste your money. Yeah, I did, so, 1364 01:00:31.679 --> 01:00:32.960 it's worth it. I to go see it again. 1365 01:00:33.559 --> 01:00:36.280 I would see it again too. I want to see 1366 01:00:36.679 --> 01:00:38.280 there's some shots in that movie that I definitely want 1367 01:00:38.280 --> 01:00:40.119 to see it again. There's one moment with a sleeping 1368 01:00:40.159 --> 01:00:43.480 bag that like, I couldn't I not believe that was 1369 01:00:43.519 --> 01:00:44.320 in a film anyway. 1370 01:00:44.360 --> 01:00:45.519 I want to mention that because it's like one of 1371 01:00:45.559 --> 01:00:47.480 the few notable things that I did this week. Okay, 1372 01:00:47.599 --> 01:00:49.880 but uh, I guess I don't know. We want to questions, 1373 01:00:50.440 --> 01:00:51.880 you want to you want to get some ore some 1374 01:00:52.000 --> 01:00:54.800 our questions from a patreon dot com slash star tank. Remember, 1375 01:00:54.800 --> 01:00:57.199 you can go over there and ask us a question 1376 01:00:57.719 --> 01:00:59.840 and we'll we'll look at the question and then we'll 1377 01:01:00.079 --> 01:01:01.599 can note of it and then we might read it. 1378 01:01:05.360 --> 01:01:10.199 That's pretty cool, you're or listener at home. I'm pointing 1379 01:01:10.199 --> 01:01:11.760 at the camera and I'm pointing. I'm also pointing with 1380 01:01:11.840 --> 01:01:12.880 my soul at the microphone. 1381 01:01:13.000 --> 01:01:17.559 That's a great deal. Smithers. You can't beat that deal. Smithers, 1382 01:01:17.639 --> 01:01:20.719 you can't beat you can't beat that deal. 1383 01:01:22.800 --> 01:01:23.639 Just having a stroke. 1384 01:01:23.719 --> 01:01:24.440 That's mister Brocker. 1385 01:01:24.519 --> 01:01:25.920 I guess, mister. 1386 01:01:28.679 --> 01:01:42.039 F f slurs right, getss it'd be it'd be it'd 1387 01:01:42.079 --> 01:01:45.119 be faggot godparents, of course that it'd have to be 1388 01:01:45.239 --> 01:01:45.519 that one. 1389 01:01:47.480 --> 01:01:50.639 That voice is so fun to it's so it's so 1390 01:01:50.800 --> 01:01:51.400 fun to do that. 1391 01:01:51.480 --> 01:02:00.000 Boy, stupid parents, wands and sticks, people bending their own business? 1392 01:02:00.119 --> 01:02:02.440 Is its name? 1393 01:02:02.480 --> 01:02:09.440 A little blacket on the show? Irwin is Uh, I 1394 01:02:09.519 --> 01:02:11.760 don't remember a j A j. 1395 01:02:11.960 --> 01:02:17.199 What are you doing here? I'm at school, a j ew. 1396 01:02:19.840 --> 01:02:23.039 Adult saying ill to a little kid for racist? 1397 01:02:23.320 --> 01:02:23.880 So how's that? 1398 01:02:24.360 --> 01:02:25.639 Like? How was he even employed? 1399 01:02:25.760 --> 01:02:29.039 Dude? I know the principal loves him. He's got like 1400 01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:31.199 a what is that real? Yeah? Is that part of 1401 01:02:31.239 --> 01:02:31.480 the show. 1402 01:02:31.480 --> 01:02:33.400 I don't know that it was the principle of that school. 1403 01:02:33.400 --> 01:02:35.719 I can't remember with the big hair. I kind of 1404 01:02:35.800 --> 01:02:37.960 remember a short person, but I can't remember the face. 1405 01:02:38.400 --> 01:02:41.480 There's no, that's not a character you had the principal. Yeah, no, 1406 01:02:42.559 --> 01:02:43.199 I'm looking at so. 1407 01:02:43.280 --> 01:02:46.639 You see the JD Vanca Doug Gimmodo, Yes, I saw that, 1408 01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:54.599 tweeted it. I was like, Yo, my parents principal, but 1409 01:02:54.760 --> 01:02:55.840 they get some wild. 1410 01:02:55.639 --> 01:03:02.280 Principal waxle pla. I do remember? Okay, Yeah, this is damn. 1411 01:03:03.199 --> 01:03:04.039 That's fucking crazy. 1412 01:03:04.360 --> 01:03:08.480 That drawing is insane, that shape is ridiculous. Yeah, do 1413 01:03:08.519 --> 01:03:09.400 you remember this character? 1414 01:03:10.119 --> 01:03:13.920 Uh, she's all titty? Oh yeah yeah. 1415 01:03:15.159 --> 01:03:18.000 Plus, dude, you know someone had a field Day with that. 1416 01:03:19.760 --> 01:03:21.000 I don't remember that at all. 1417 01:03:21.079 --> 01:03:23.880 Yeah, the fucking uh like mister Crocker and he was 1418 01:03:23.960 --> 01:03:26.199 just too he was just like, he's way too obsessed 1419 01:03:26.239 --> 01:03:30.599 with did they did? Like the flashback? I can't eat pussy? Now? 1420 01:03:31.519 --> 01:03:33.159 There are fairies, the fairies. 1421 01:03:33.440 --> 01:03:34.599 There are fairies the foot you. 1422 01:03:35.199 --> 01:03:42.880 You call her, you bitch, cunt. I don't know what 1423 01:03:42.960 --> 01:03:43.480 she sounds like? 1424 01:03:46.599 --> 01:03:49.559 Why are you so gay? Why at you eating my pussy? 1425 01:03:54.280 --> 01:03:54.760 Crazy? 1426 01:03:55.400 --> 01:04:03.760 That looks like fairies. He's so purple, so crazy. That's 1427 01:04:03.800 --> 01:04:06.719 one of the craziest fucking images I've ever seen. He's 1428 01:04:06.840 --> 01:04:09.159 so damn purple. You gotta get kicks his face. 1429 01:04:09.039 --> 01:04:10.760 Out of let me. Yeah, there you go. 1430 01:04:14.679 --> 01:04:17.480 J de Dome Vance. 1431 01:04:19.039 --> 01:04:22.119 J J J Dimondome j. 1432 01:04:23.639 --> 01:04:24.280 J d D. 1433 01:04:27.280 --> 01:04:29.079 I always loved that guy when they especially when they 1434 01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:32.159 pull out to a wide shot and the hat would. 1435 01:04:31.960 --> 01:04:35.679 Just be going crazy like such an old school joke. 1436 01:04:36.480 --> 01:04:38.880 That's like a nineteen fifties like the joke I get 1437 01:04:38.960 --> 01:04:40.840 only is because of the show. I don't know that 1438 01:04:41.000 --> 01:04:43.000 joke because of anything other than Fairly Odd Parents. But 1439 01:04:43.000 --> 01:04:44.719 I'm guessing it's a reference of something. It's not. 1440 01:04:44.920 --> 01:04:46.440 It's not that it's a reference it's just that like 1441 01:04:46.719 --> 01:04:50.599 the idea of something so silly but not like outrage. 1442 01:04:50.679 --> 01:04:52.440 I don't know, there's like a there's like a tame 1443 01:04:53.079 --> 01:04:54.880 silliness to it, Like what if you just had a 1444 01:04:54.920 --> 01:04:56.039 big hat that never ended? 1445 01:04:56.519 --> 01:04:58.239 You know what I mean. That's like a that's like 1446 01:04:58.320 --> 01:04:59.760 a mel Brooks. 1447 01:05:00.480 --> 01:05:02.800 Yeah, you see that in a male Brooks movie where 1448 01:05:02.880 --> 01:05:04.800 like like Geo Wilder, We're coming and then the hat 1449 01:05:04.840 --> 01:05:07.119 would like be fucking going into space. 1450 01:05:07.320 --> 01:05:11.760 It would like bump a satellite. You playing Final Fantasy eight? 1451 01:05:12.480 --> 01:05:14.679 No is the one with Titus where he goes, ha 1452 01:05:14.800 --> 01:05:18.679 ha ha, this with Squaw, that what you're talking about? 1453 01:05:18.719 --> 01:05:19.239 Ten? Yeah? 1454 01:05:19.480 --> 01:05:21.440 Oh wait no that wait the one was squaw Yeah 1455 01:05:21.800 --> 01:05:23.760 that's eight yeah yeah eight. 1456 01:05:23.920 --> 01:05:24.360 Yeah. I don't know. 1457 01:05:24.360 --> 01:05:26.760 I never I only played seven. One of his uh 1458 01:05:26.920 --> 01:05:30.119 his uh what are they called triggers abilities? Yet? 1459 01:05:30.119 --> 01:05:30.400 What it was? 1460 01:05:30.639 --> 01:05:33.280 It like he has a stupid sword gun and it 1461 01:05:33.480 --> 01:05:37.280 just has a beam that goes out of the world, 1462 01:05:37.840 --> 01:05:40.400 and I was like, how is that not the. 1463 01:05:40.440 --> 01:05:43.039 Most destructive thing ever? And then it just does a 1464 01:05:43.119 --> 01:05:44.559 modern amount of damage. 1465 01:05:44.239 --> 01:05:45.840 To what's crazy? 1466 01:05:45.880 --> 01:05:48.159 What's crazy is that the more you like learn about 1467 01:05:48.239 --> 01:05:50.559 like the more I learned about cosmically the more I'm like, 1468 01:05:50.599 --> 01:05:52.840 I don't, I didn't need to know this. You know, 1469 01:05:52.920 --> 01:05:55.159 if we're both looking at the Andrama galaxy, right, Like, 1470 01:05:55.199 --> 01:05:56.639 if you're both like let's say you're sitting down with 1471 01:05:56.679 --> 01:06:00.599 the Andrama galaxy, sure, and then I run past you 1472 01:06:00.719 --> 01:06:02.239 and look at the same thing at the same place 1473 01:06:02.400 --> 01:06:06.159 looking at it, we are seeing different days of things happening. Technically, 1474 01:06:06.800 --> 01:06:07.360 shut up. 1475 01:06:09.119 --> 01:06:11.400 It's just like why why would you tell me that? 1476 01:06:11.679 --> 01:06:13.119 Like it's like, why do you need. 1477 01:06:13.079 --> 01:06:13.519 To know that? 1478 01:06:14.039 --> 01:06:14.559 That's why? 1479 01:06:14.920 --> 01:06:18.280 Like, yeah, like the light takes however long to reach us, 1480 01:06:18.320 --> 01:06:24.239 so like we're seeing back and yeah, that's so cosmic 1481 01:06:24.320 --> 01:06:24.760 that it matters. 1482 01:06:25.920 --> 01:06:27.960 Could be destroyed. 1483 01:06:29.119 --> 01:06:31.199 Just that applied to people just even mere feet away 1484 01:06:31.199 --> 01:06:31.440 from you. 1485 01:06:32.960 --> 01:06:33.719 That's terrifying. 1486 01:06:34.559 --> 01:06:39.239 That's terrifying. That's how slow is light at that point. 1487 01:06:39.280 --> 01:06:41.559 It would be so light, would be so slow as 1488 01:06:41.639 --> 01:06:44.559 to like not even really it would be unreliable, would 1489 01:06:44.559 --> 01:06:46.480 be it would be more reliable to simply live in 1490 01:06:46.559 --> 01:06:50.639 darkness because you're being fed information basically. 1491 01:06:50.519 --> 01:06:53.719 Right, that could really harm you information. 1492 01:06:53.800 --> 01:06:53.960 You know. 1493 01:06:54.199 --> 01:06:56.320 Yeah, we'd have no cars. It would be impossible. 1494 01:06:56.519 --> 01:06:58.679 It would be because every car would be both ahead 1495 01:06:58.679 --> 01:07:01.320 of you and behind you at the same time. 1496 01:07:01.320 --> 01:07:02.079 That'd be terrified. 1497 01:07:02.079 --> 01:07:04.320 I'd be like, I'm just not being able to see 1498 01:07:04.320 --> 01:07:08.599 anything would be insane. Yeah, you'd have to live. You 1499 01:07:08.679 --> 01:07:10.679 have to be like Kingston, what if you were blind? 1500 01:07:10.760 --> 01:07:12.079 You didn't know and you were just kind of like that, 1501 01:07:12.320 --> 01:07:14.960 you were kind of imagining things out, like you know, 1502 01:07:15.039 --> 01:07:16.199 you're blind, right, and you're. 1503 01:07:16.119 --> 01:07:17.719 Like, huh and dark. 1504 01:07:19.000 --> 01:07:21.719 I swear, I swear to God that happened to me. 1505 01:07:22.880 --> 01:07:23.960 What that happened to me? 1506 01:07:24.079 --> 01:07:26.800 I was like convinced back into my blindness. I woke 1507 01:07:26.880 --> 01:07:29.639 up cured, and then somebody re reminded me you said 1508 01:07:29.639 --> 01:07:31.519 that in school, you came to school dog. 1509 01:07:31.480 --> 01:07:33.840 You went to school without my glasses. And I was 1510 01:07:33.960 --> 01:07:38.239 totally fine. I was like operating completely normally. And then 1511 01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:40.679 some kid goes, hey, where's your glasses? And then I 1512 01:07:40.840 --> 01:07:45.519 immediately couldn't see immediately. I remember that so vividly. 1513 01:07:45.559 --> 01:07:47.800 It's crazy. You could have been a monk. I know, 1514 01:07:48.280 --> 01:07:51.639 mind over matter you fix all your ailments, and they 1515 01:07:51.760 --> 01:07:52.159 fucked you. 1516 01:07:52.320 --> 01:07:55.760 So there are three possibilities here right where it's like, hey, 1517 01:07:56.079 --> 01:07:59.280 mind over matter is very real somehow, and you can 1518 01:07:59.440 --> 01:08:01.199 just will your out of things that are even like 1519 01:08:01.280 --> 01:08:07.360 physically true. B my vision was really only slightly bad, 1520 01:08:08.159 --> 01:08:10.880 and I just managed perfectly fine to go to school 1521 01:08:10.920 --> 01:08:12.320 with at him, and then I just realized that I 1522 01:08:12.320 --> 01:08:13.559 didn't have him, but it so it bothered me a 1523 01:08:13.599 --> 01:08:15.239 little bit more, which is probably the more likely. 1524 01:08:16.359 --> 01:08:19.800 And then there's three that kid cursed me Chrish's your 1525 01:08:19.840 --> 01:08:28.119 gay ass little glass and you're like, Chris like blocked 1526 01:08:28.119 --> 01:08:29.800 out the par where the kids started like doing some 1527 01:08:30.079 --> 01:08:30.960 seance and ship. 1528 01:08:31.079 --> 01:08:36.039 He was like, kid, he didn't, where's your glasses? And 1529 01:08:36.079 --> 01:08:40.840 then you're like, oh, the back of the head, real hard, 1530 01:08:42.800 --> 01:08:50.199 Chris Ward's your glasses. You just go blinder. There's like 1531 01:08:50.279 --> 01:08:52.239 one frame where my eyes pop out a little bit. 1532 01:08:56.920 --> 01:08:58.680 When you pulled the rolls back up. 1533 01:09:00.159 --> 01:09:02.039 There's like a security there's like security footage and like 1534 01:09:02.119 --> 01:09:03.720 I'm in the principal's office and they're like, wait, slow 1535 01:09:03.760 --> 01:09:06.560 down the tape and then like my eyes pop out 1536 01:09:06.680 --> 01:09:09.159 one and then the kid comes in and sprays my 1537 01:09:09.279 --> 01:09:12.800 eyes with like in like disinfected like some crazy corrosive 1538 01:09:12.880 --> 01:09:13.680 bad material. 1539 01:09:14.000 --> 01:09:16.159 So are you saying like one frame he hit you, 1540 01:09:17.199 --> 01:09:18.039 came around you. 1541 01:09:18.560 --> 01:09:23.159 It should be it should be two frames. One frame 1542 01:09:23.279 --> 01:09:24.560 is one frame is. 1543 01:09:24.560 --> 01:09:28.279 The eyes, second frame is the spray and then half 1544 01:09:28.520 --> 01:09:31.199 fra frame sitting down, your eyes are back in your head. 1545 01:09:31.359 --> 01:09:35.399 Yeah, you haven't even you haven't even touched the wet 1546 01:09:35.479 --> 01:09:38.319 spot in the back yet. And they're like, we can't 1547 01:09:38.319 --> 01:09:39.920 even say that. He could kill us and a little 1548 01:09:39.920 --> 01:09:40.520 boy could kill us. 1549 01:09:41.359 --> 01:09:45.199 I literally, if I saw that, I absolutely would not 1550 01:09:45.239 --> 01:09:47.760 say anything because I don't want to deal with that reality. 1551 01:09:47.920 --> 01:09:48.800 You know what I think I would. 1552 01:09:48.840 --> 01:09:52.079 I would kind of slyly mention it to people I think, 1553 01:09:52.399 --> 01:09:54.800 like in the class, Like I'd be like, no, I wouldn't. 1554 01:09:54.800 --> 01:09:56.640 I wouldn't. I would don't regard him. 1555 01:09:57.119 --> 01:09:57.920 No, well I would. 1556 01:09:58.119 --> 01:10:00.319 So let's say, like there's other people who, like I know, 1557 01:10:00.520 --> 01:10:04.079 might have seen it, right, I'd be like, hey, that 1558 01:10:04.199 --> 01:10:06.760 was weird, right what happened in class earlier? And then 1559 01:10:06.800 --> 01:10:09.159 they'd be like what do you mean? And like, oh, 1560 01:10:09.279 --> 01:10:12.119 there's like a mouse in the corner and there's a 1561 01:10:12.159 --> 01:10:13.600 mass in the corner. Nobody dress you know what I mean? 1562 01:10:13.600 --> 01:10:16.279 I would like test people's like and see like see, 1563 01:10:16.319 --> 01:10:18.439 like who would be like did you see? 1564 01:10:18.800 --> 01:10:19.520 Did you see that too? 1565 01:10:20.159 --> 01:10:21.439 You're like okay, okay, good. 1566 01:10:21.720 --> 01:10:23.520 I wouldn't want to incurad that kid. That kid could 1567 01:10:23.560 --> 01:10:24.479 do more, But but. 1568 01:10:24.880 --> 01:10:26.800 I would want to know that I'm not crazy, And 1569 01:10:27.199 --> 01:10:29.119 if there is somebody else there, then that's like the 1570 01:10:29.159 --> 01:10:30.439 beginning of like a bond, you know what I mean, 1571 01:10:30.720 --> 01:10:33.439 that's the beginning of like a a story, all right, 1572 01:10:33.520 --> 01:10:34.039 especially like. 1573 01:10:34.039 --> 01:10:36.000 If there's a teacher there that you want to smash, 1574 01:10:36.439 --> 01:10:39.279 so you like you bring them. Sure, hey watch this. 1575 01:10:39.560 --> 01:10:42.600 We only know the secrets driving sex. And immediately like 1576 01:10:42.720 --> 01:10:44.760 after like we had, we're the only ones that know. 1577 01:10:44.880 --> 01:10:46.560 They're mad. They're like, why did you roll be into this? 1578 01:10:46.880 --> 01:10:48.159 Now I'm involved, Well, I'm. 1579 01:10:48.039 --> 01:10:50.640 Trying to try to take your dress. Well I thought 1580 01:10:50.680 --> 01:10:52.000 we were bonding crazy. 1581 01:10:52.640 --> 01:10:55.800 I thought we were. Yeah, it's crazy. Oh you're not. 1582 01:10:56.000 --> 01:10:57.800 Are you not into this? Did you ever have a 1583 01:10:57.840 --> 01:11:00.640 teacher that you wanted to That's one of my teachers 1584 01:11:01.000 --> 01:11:03.840 wanted to, I know, wanted to. She was hot. 1585 01:11:04.039 --> 01:11:04.520 I just didn't. 1586 01:11:04.600 --> 01:11:05.880 I was too pussy because I was like, I don't 1587 01:11:05.880 --> 01:11:06.560 think it's a good idea. 1588 01:11:06.600 --> 01:11:08.560 I had an Irish teacher that was pretty smoking that 1589 01:11:09.119 --> 01:11:12.079 that you know, obviously would not want a twelve year 1590 01:11:12.079 --> 01:11:12.600 old penis. 1591 01:11:12.680 --> 01:11:14.760 But right, yeah, I was in high school. You know, 1592 01:11:14.800 --> 01:11:15.520 I was in high school. 1593 01:11:15.520 --> 01:11:16.600 I wasn't like this is high school. I was just 1594 01:11:16.600 --> 01:11:19.039 talking about my my she was my sixth grade teacher. 1595 01:11:19.039 --> 01:11:21.319 My teacher who was a sexual predator. At least wasn't 1596 01:11:21.399 --> 01:11:24.960 praying on the smallest version of the kids. Yeah, she 1597 01:11:25.119 --> 01:11:26.800 was just fucking seventeen eighteen year old. 1598 01:11:26.920 --> 01:11:30.600 Yeah, like which, but it's still fucking completely it's. 1599 01:11:30.439 --> 01:11:31.000 A bad thing to do. 1600 01:11:31.119 --> 01:11:32.840 Yeah, it's not saying it's a good thing. I'm just 1601 01:11:32.880 --> 01:11:33.399 saying I don't know. 1602 01:11:33.600 --> 01:11:38.399 It's just like it everybody, like it's normal to fantasize about, 1603 01:11:38.439 --> 01:11:40.520 Like say, you're watching a fucking movie. You think people 1604 01:11:40.600 --> 01:11:43.000 didn't fantasize about, Oh man, I don't want to flock 1605 01:11:43.039 --> 01:11:44.840 the scholture hands on like kids when they were sure 1606 01:11:45.000 --> 01:11:46.000 it's just a normal day to do. 1607 01:11:46.079 --> 01:11:49.239 We're not saying, oh man, sculptor, he sculpture, heaches do 1608 01:11:49.359 --> 01:11:50.640 make a wish and start fucking. 1609 01:11:54.439 --> 01:11:57.359 There's gotta be's funny about that, is like, there's gotta 1610 01:11:57.359 --> 01:11:58.119 be kids you asked. 1611 01:11:57.960 --> 01:12:02.199 For that might have might have off by John Cena 1612 01:12:04.800 --> 01:12:06.199 to catch my to the face. 1613 01:12:07.600 --> 01:12:09.199 It's like a fifteen year old. There's definitely like I'm 1614 01:12:09.199 --> 01:12:11.000 gonna die in six months, Can I fuck Betty White? 1615 01:12:11.159 --> 01:12:15.199 Yeah, the kid gets jacked by John Cena when he 1616 01:12:15.239 --> 01:12:18.039 comes he's like, now I can't see you, and then 1617 01:12:18.079 --> 01:12:21.680 he dies right afterwards, and John Cena is like, I 1618 01:12:21.920 --> 01:12:23.000 really don't want to be alive. 1619 01:12:23.199 --> 01:12:25.880 I had we had a really like there's an economics 1620 01:12:25.880 --> 01:12:29.600 teacher that was like incredible. I was like, damn, that 1621 01:12:29.760 --> 01:12:33.079 was that's insane. I didn't learn economics. He's just too busy. 1622 01:12:33.119 --> 01:12:33.600 I still don't. 1623 01:12:34.279 --> 01:12:38.439 I still know what is going on in my classes 1624 01:12:38.479 --> 01:12:42.640 were like the teachers were hags and dudes. Yeah, yeah, 1625 01:12:42.680 --> 01:12:45.239 for sure, hot teacher is technically a detriment. Like it's 1626 01:12:45.279 --> 01:12:47.479 not deep like the two the two classes that I 1627 01:12:47.560 --> 01:12:50.000 had with hot teachers, I don't remember much of at all. 1628 01:12:50.600 --> 01:12:55.000 Summer participation in government and economics, two very important classes. 1629 01:12:55.039 --> 01:12:58.760 Actually it wasn't even like you know, trigonometry, where I'm like, 1630 01:12:59.039 --> 01:13:01.439 who cares, I'm never gonna use I still have yet 1631 01:13:01.479 --> 01:13:03.720 to use trick in any fact. 1632 01:13:03.800 --> 01:13:06.199 You've never proofs bro, I don't even know what that was. 1633 01:13:06.359 --> 01:13:10.000 I'll never outside of what outside, how could you do 1634 01:13:10.199 --> 01:13:14.319 in real life? Would you ever write down how to 1635 01:13:14.520 --> 01:13:17.279 do an equation? It's the worst thing ever. 1636 01:13:18.279 --> 01:13:19.560 It's like trying to I write. 1637 01:13:19.399 --> 01:13:22.000 That equation for like jokes where it's like okay, like 1638 01:13:22.479 --> 01:13:27.720 so listen to the trained ear b. This is bit one. 1639 01:13:28.520 --> 01:13:30.239 I can't write. I'm realizing. 1640 01:13:37.760 --> 01:13:45.680 Lie coming on coming, I'm coming on, come my corn, 1641 01:13:48.840 --> 01:13:51.479 my cake is coming on. Use condoms. That's my cank. 1642 01:13:51.600 --> 01:13:52.640 I love coming on. 1643 01:13:53.840 --> 01:13:55.880 Breaking people breaking the motel rooms and just come on 1644 01:13:55.960 --> 01:13:59.479 the on the they just finishing. You just ear the 1645 01:13:59.600 --> 01:14:02.199 door broken, the doors. 1646 01:14:04.199 --> 01:14:05.479 You see he's just. 1647 01:14:05.720 --> 01:14:12.600 Cracking boom and then they right there, stay right there. 1648 01:14:14.039 --> 01:14:17.680 That's crazy. You walk out. You're mad. They don't have 1649 01:14:17.720 --> 01:14:19.520 a condom. They're doing a raw. You're mad. 1650 01:14:19.760 --> 01:14:27.720 You're so mad, you're getting violent grabbed. You know, you. 1651 01:14:29.319 --> 01:14:30.960 Open your mom a little bit too big. 1652 01:14:31.039 --> 01:14:34.359 When you calm yourself, that really back in. I'm sorry, 1653 01:14:34.880 --> 01:14:38.039 I almost lost control again. I want you to start 1654 01:14:38.119 --> 01:14:39.479 banging your way out through a wall. 1655 01:14:39.680 --> 01:14:42.199 You know, walk you know how sometimes have the connected 1656 01:14:42.600 --> 01:14:46.840 doors to the like there'll be the joint hotels. You 1657 01:14:47.000 --> 01:14:50.359 just busted that one in the next room. 1658 01:14:51.239 --> 01:14:52.760 Stupid, terrify people. 1659 01:14:54.239 --> 01:14:55.800 I see your using protection. 1660 01:14:57.119 --> 01:14:58.159 Sometimes you come up. 1661 01:14:58.439 --> 01:15:00.359 Sometimes you come up with characters on the on the 1662 01:15:00.439 --> 01:15:02.880 show that are like, really, that's like a great character. 1663 01:15:03.359 --> 01:15:03.960 This sucks. 1664 01:15:04.239 --> 01:15:06.680 I think it's funny. The news got the news anchors 1665 01:15:07.199 --> 01:15:10.560 be on lookout for the condom comer. The condom comer, 1666 01:15:11.079 --> 01:15:14.479 the condom cover seems to be immune to every conventional weapon, 1667 01:15:14.560 --> 01:15:17.520 So just give them your condoms to come on my 1668 01:15:17.640 --> 01:15:18.239 own safety. 1669 01:15:18.920 --> 01:15:21.000 I have been watching this is too empty, dude. Yeah 1670 01:15:21.600 --> 01:15:23.960 there's a there is that in the shot. Okay, well 1671 01:15:24.079 --> 01:15:26.760 a little bit with the uh they should pay us, 1672 01:15:27.399 --> 01:15:31.800 they should. I wasn't saying like the Jews. 1673 01:15:31.840 --> 01:15:34.319 I'm just saying, like, who I didn't say that either? 1674 01:15:34.600 --> 01:15:34.920 You did? 1675 01:15:35.279 --> 01:15:35.319 You? 1676 01:15:35.399 --> 01:15:35.840 Did you say? 1677 01:15:35.880 --> 01:15:43.920 I saw I saw juice somebody that edited that it. 1678 01:15:44.039 --> 01:15:45.000 Maybe I should do myself. 1679 01:15:48.359 --> 01:15:49.239 And then also. 1680 01:15:50.560 --> 01:15:52.039 Watching a lot and then we'll get out of the questions. 1681 01:15:52.880 --> 01:15:54.720 I know it's crazy, you're gonna do it a while ago. 1682 01:15:55.039 --> 01:15:57.399 I've watching a lot of these. I know, I'm watching 1683 01:15:57.439 --> 01:15:57.960 a lot of these. 1684 01:15:57.880 --> 01:16:02.840 Clips from like, uh, the old Conan Show, where like 1685 01:16:03.520 --> 01:16:05.800 they are all these all these like horrible characters that 1686 01:16:05.840 --> 01:16:06.840 they invented for the show. 1687 01:16:07.000 --> 01:16:07.760 Yeah, and a lot of them. 1688 01:16:07.760 --> 01:16:10.439 Word, it's so stupid, but like it's almost stuff that 1689 01:16:10.439 --> 01:16:10.960 we would come up. 1690 01:16:10.960 --> 01:16:13.199 And he I had no idea stuff like this was 1691 01:16:13.239 --> 01:16:16.840 even on television like Late Night, but he had this 1692 01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:21.479 like nineteen thirties, like Krooner ghost do you know about this? No, 1693 01:16:21.960 --> 01:16:23.800 where he had like the whole bit was like the 1694 01:16:23.880 --> 01:16:27.159 studio was haunted by this like nineteen thirties like lounge 1695 01:16:27.199 --> 01:16:27.960 singer or whatever. 1696 01:16:28.000 --> 01:16:28.760 And he would come up and he. 1697 01:16:28.760 --> 01:16:30.520 Sounded exactly like it was a perfect impression of like 1698 01:16:30.520 --> 01:16:33.520 a bing Crosby, like, hey, they are junior, and he 1699 01:16:33.640 --> 01:16:35.279 was like, oh you you guys wouldn't want to hear 1700 01:16:35.319 --> 01:16:36.159 my old songs. 1701 01:16:36.439 --> 01:16:39.039 He was like, yeah, let's hear it. It's just like racist, 1702 01:16:39.239 --> 01:16:44.039 like but it's like Chris, like Irish people, his brains 1703 01:16:44.079 --> 01:16:45.159 are made of corn. 1704 01:16:46.520 --> 01:16:48.600 And they get drunk before they were even born. 1705 01:16:48.720 --> 01:16:52.399 It's like it's crazy shit and it's so good. Yeah, 1706 01:16:52.439 --> 01:16:53.800 I'm like, this is great stuff. 1707 01:16:53.800 --> 01:16:55.359 But it's also a bullshit that we would come up 1708 01:16:55.399 --> 01:16:58.000 with where I'm like, damn, we could have could have 1709 01:16:58.039 --> 01:16:58.920 really did something. 1710 01:16:58.800 --> 01:17:02.880 Those maybe so magical. Racism is funny like ghosts. Yeah, 1711 01:17:03.039 --> 01:17:06.119 ghost racist ghost is funny because it makes sense to say, 1712 01:17:06.279 --> 01:17:11.479 you've got a hot Irish temperould be good for one 1713 01:17:11.520 --> 01:17:13.680 of them, you for your tipsy Yeah, I mean think 1714 01:17:13.720 --> 01:17:15.479 about it, you're gonna dancing or not. 1715 01:17:16.520 --> 01:17:19.680 Ghosts, I imagine most ghosts that ever existed or racist 1716 01:17:19.720 --> 01:17:24.880 actually probably yeah, probably because you are scared. And how 1717 01:17:24.880 --> 01:17:28.039 many woke ghosts do you think there are? 1718 01:17:29.880 --> 01:17:32.720 Rosa Parks ghost is fucking really pro people. 1719 01:17:32.680 --> 01:17:35.479 Like she's actually no, she's actually like more racist than 1720 01:17:35.479 --> 01:17:36.199 you would even assume. 1721 01:17:36.880 --> 01:17:38.880 I mean she might be. She dwarfs even my like 1722 01:17:39.079 --> 01:17:40.199 highest levels of racism. 1723 01:17:40.319 --> 01:17:42.439 Can't take a Lincoln. It's like, you know, he's he's 1724 01:17:42.479 --> 01:17:46.039 not racist, but like by what standard? By like the 1725 01:17:46.079 --> 01:17:48.600 standard at the time, I guess. But like I think 1726 01:17:48.640 --> 01:17:51.399 Lincoln was actually pretty not no, he was. There's I 1727 01:17:51.439 --> 01:17:53.359 don't think he liked white people exactly, but he was 1728 01:17:53.399 --> 01:17:55.880 kind of like this is what I'm saying. GBT will 1729 01:17:55.920 --> 01:17:57.159 show you some of the stuff that he. 1730 01:17:59.399 --> 01:18:01.960 Said. Some wild so racist, but it's not like, well, 1731 01:18:01.960 --> 01:18:06.079 it's not an abolitionist exactly helped. But also I don't 1732 01:18:06.119 --> 01:18:07.560 think he helped out of the goodness out of his 1733 01:18:07.680 --> 01:18:10.159 heart exactly. Not because they're human. 1734 01:18:10.319 --> 01:18:14.159 Let me take it, let me I'll take it. Hey, 1735 01:18:14.239 --> 01:18:18.640 chat BT is is is Abraham Lincoln? 1736 01:18:19.279 --> 01:18:19.399 Uh? 1737 01:18:19.840 --> 01:18:20.640 Is he racist? 1738 01:18:25.520 --> 01:18:26.439 Of course? My nigga. 1739 01:18:28.479 --> 01:18:29.960 Okay, they didn't listen to me. 1740 01:18:30.920 --> 01:18:34.479 It just does It's like, no, I'm good, I'm good 1741 01:18:34.520 --> 01:18:37.039 on this one. It actually said you're actually racist Chris, 1742 01:18:38.199 --> 01:18:43.239 and then just a compelling argument. Yeah, well, all those 1743 01:18:43.239 --> 01:18:45.640 people that called me a Nazi had a point. 1744 01:18:45.840 --> 01:18:48.600 Dang, even a I thinks and it says I'm gay too. 1745 01:18:48.680 --> 01:18:49.439 Why is SAMN gay? 1746 01:18:49.479 --> 01:18:50.520 At the end, that is crazy. 1747 01:18:50.600 --> 01:18:51.840 I didn't know what's learning about me. 1748 01:18:54.199 --> 01:18:55.319 Because it's totally rap. 1749 01:18:55.800 --> 01:18:58.159 I guess g BT could probably think I'm gay because 1750 01:18:58.159 --> 01:18:59.800 of all that dumb gay should have been putting out. 1751 01:19:00.319 --> 01:19:02.640 I could be like, well, based off of this and 1752 01:19:02.760 --> 01:19:05.119 what comments are saying about you, because there's every once 1753 01:19:05.119 --> 01:19:06.079 in a while the comments like, go. 1754 01:19:06.199 --> 01:19:10.439 Clearly you're gay, and I'm like, yep to homosexuality. Only 1755 01:19:10.439 --> 01:19:13.479 a gay person would do this, yep, only a gay. 1756 01:19:13.920 --> 01:19:15.319 Only a gay would make gay song. 1757 01:19:15.439 --> 01:19:19.560 Let's go with our first question by Unwelcome Ghost. Oh wow, 1758 01:19:20.840 --> 01:19:24.199 he says, Hello, Wizards of the Rundown Walmart. I have 1759 01:19:24.319 --> 01:19:27.560 returned to the Patreon for many years, and I caught 1760 01:19:27.920 --> 01:19:28.520 why'd you leave? 1761 01:19:28.640 --> 01:19:28.880 Bitch? 1762 01:19:29.840 --> 01:19:31.840 Give me old money, nigga, what the hell you owe us? 1763 01:19:33.960 --> 01:19:35.199 Give them a one hundred dollars tier. 1764 01:19:35.399 --> 01:19:38.720 Yeah, that hundred dollars definitely exist. Yeah, for sure, it definitely. 1765 01:19:38.920 --> 01:19:41.359 We'll set it up in six years. I'll set up 1766 01:19:41.359 --> 01:19:44.359 next time. I going there, and I'm like, just to 1767 01:19:44.479 --> 01:19:47.119 be real nice, just to be real nice, you could 1768 01:19:47.159 --> 01:19:47.319 do this. 1769 01:19:48.199 --> 01:19:50.079 Look at you would have to prove to me that 1770 01:19:50.239 --> 01:19:52.720 you're really well off, and then I'd be like, okay, 1771 01:19:52.760 --> 01:19:53.840 you can be in this. We need to see your 1772 01:19:53.840 --> 01:19:55.520 bank statement. Yeah, we need to see your bank I 1773 01:19:55.520 --> 01:19:57.279 would do it. Like, if you do this, you're really cool. 1774 01:19:57.319 --> 01:19:59.159 You really don't have to. But if you do, thanks. 1775 01:19:59.319 --> 01:20:02.479 I hate that. So some fun like taking money for anothering. 1776 01:20:02.560 --> 01:20:04.880 Oh man, I'm fucking I can't eat, but I can't 1777 01:20:04.920 --> 01:20:07.159 pay my rent. But I showed Chris earlier today about 1778 01:20:07.199 --> 01:20:09.359 like the guy was like the fucking he was on 1779 01:20:09.479 --> 01:20:12.279 a phone call and some guy doing Get Scaryes on 1780 01:20:12.359 --> 01:20:15.720 a phone call with like a fucking sex line, and 1781 01:20:15.840 --> 01:20:17.920 his kid is like bigging and just like, daddy, I'm 1782 01:20:17.920 --> 01:20:20.760 really huggy. Are you getting Taco Bell? He's like, yeah, whatever, 1783 01:20:20.800 --> 01:20:21.800 I'm getting Dominoes. 1784 01:20:22.199 --> 01:20:25.199 And he's just talking to Crazy Bread right now, and 1785 01:20:25.640 --> 01:20:27.319 he goes over, I want you to fill me up, 1786 01:20:29.119 --> 01:20:30.720 and the kids are thinking like, man, my dad's such 1787 01:20:30.760 --> 01:20:31.720 a provider. 1788 01:20:31.840 --> 01:20:32.359 So good man. 1789 01:20:32.439 --> 01:20:34.399 I love Crazy Brand and I love Crazy Bread and 1790 01:20:34.560 --> 01:20:38.079 my dad ye, and the kid's gotta star and using 1791 01:20:38.079 --> 01:20:40.880 all the buddy talking to this guy sex line, crazy 1792 01:20:40.960 --> 01:20:41.439 bread stick. 1793 01:20:41.760 --> 01:20:43.319 It smell like chlorine in a room all the time? 1794 01:20:43.399 --> 01:20:46.000 Dad, Dad, why are you hurting yourself the fuck up? 1795 01:20:47.000 --> 01:20:47.600 All right, baby? 1796 01:20:47.600 --> 01:20:48.640 Are you there? Yeah? 1797 01:20:49.439 --> 01:20:51.359 The baby was like, yeah, I'm still here. 1798 01:20:52.159 --> 01:20:56.079 Yeah, Yeah, I mean i'd go I'm going I'm still here. 1799 01:20:56.239 --> 01:20:57.119 Is that? Yeah, I'm a girl. 1800 01:20:57.439 --> 01:20:58.560 I'd never go anywhere. 1801 01:20:58.760 --> 01:20:59.960 Baby. Yeah, he's really hot. 1802 01:21:00.279 --> 01:21:01.199 Yeah, dude. 1803 01:21:01.199 --> 01:21:02.359 I think about some of the ship that we say 1804 01:21:02.399 --> 01:21:05.439 on this show, and it's like, I think about you 1805 01:21:05.520 --> 01:21:08.439 ever see TV some TV shows or like like movies 1806 01:21:08.479 --> 01:21:10.640 that like they feel like ahead of their time because 1807 01:21:10.640 --> 01:21:13.680 they're making dumb ship. Like the stuff that we're talking 1808 01:21:13.680 --> 01:21:16.720 about now that almost feels like post comedy. It almost 1809 01:21:16.720 --> 01:21:17.520 feels like post humor. 1810 01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:21.319 Post comedy is crazy, like the death of comedies happened. 1811 01:21:23.399 --> 01:21:26.079 Just like it's just like many layers of just like 1812 01:21:27.479 --> 01:21:29.720 that all episode recently where Kramer was like on a 1813 01:21:29.800 --> 01:21:31.199 sex line, but he was like, you gotta try this 1814 01:21:31.279 --> 01:21:33.960 phone sex thing. It's hilarious, And I'm just like even 1815 01:21:34.039 --> 01:21:35.800 just that idea in like the nineties of just like 1816 01:21:35.920 --> 01:21:38.960 doing phone sex for the joke of it, Like ironically, 1817 01:21:39.640 --> 01:21:41.159 it's so strange to me because I was just like, 1818 01:21:41.239 --> 01:21:43.359 that doesn't feel like a nineties idea. It feels like 1819 01:21:43.399 --> 01:21:46.039 a like an always sunny idea, you know what I mean, 1820 01:21:46.640 --> 01:21:48.319 and a later always sonny idea. 1821 01:21:50.239 --> 01:21:51.119 That's interesting for sure. 1822 01:21:51.159 --> 01:21:54.640 I mean, we wouldn't call one call on it the school. Really, Yeah, 1823 01:21:54.800 --> 01:21:56.960 there's a there was a payphone outside of my middle 1824 01:21:56.960 --> 01:21:59.039 school and we knew one number. 1825 01:21:59.840 --> 01:22:02.399 You know, it was easy, like just one hundred big dick. 1826 01:22:03.439 --> 01:22:05.760 And is that real? Yeah, at least it was. I 1827 01:22:05.760 --> 01:22:06.399 don't know if it is. 1828 01:22:06.479 --> 01:22:08.479 Now what is it? What's it for? Like to try it? 1829 01:22:08.640 --> 01:22:12.399 It was a it was a phone sex for men. Yeah, 1830 01:22:12.640 --> 01:22:15.680 so but yeah, it just fits because it's seven digits, right, 1831 01:22:15.760 --> 01:22:19.399 So that's so dumb let's be But still, let's see 1832 01:22:19.399 --> 01:22:19.720 if it's. 1833 01:22:19.600 --> 01:22:22.560 Still I hope I'm not misreme memory, but I feel 1834 01:22:22.600 --> 01:22:24.279 like it was big dick. You should call it. I'm 1835 01:22:24.359 --> 01:22:27.279 literally let's call it one hundred big dick. 1836 01:22:27.439 --> 01:22:28.439 B I G. 1837 01:22:30.199 --> 01:22:33.680 If this, if this thing is still operational, man, I'm 1838 01:22:33.720 --> 01:22:35.680 going to lose eight hundred vast cock. 1839 01:22:35.760 --> 01:22:37.800 Let's see if it were the poor person who has 1840 01:22:37.840 --> 01:22:46.000 that number. Hi, and thanks for calling talk to me 1841 01:22:46.159 --> 01:22:48.880 dot com holl of the hottest girl. Do you want 1842 01:22:48.960 --> 01:22:52.880 to talk to you about your secrets? It still works. 1843 01:22:54.000 --> 01:22:56.560 The same one you remember, Yeah, one hundred. 1844 01:22:56.359 --> 01:23:04.600 Big dick, I did not understand your response. Try can Hey, 1845 01:23:04.800 --> 01:23:09.760 I want to get some pussy. I did not understand 1846 01:23:09.800 --> 01:23:11.319 your that's like the only response that. 1847 01:23:11.319 --> 01:23:15.960 They should understand. Bitch, that's crazy that that's stay Still 1848 01:23:16.039 --> 01:23:16.439 someone is. 1849 01:23:16.479 --> 01:23:20.359 Still paying for that, like to to operate. People still 1850 01:23:20.399 --> 01:23:24.119 do that. They have the monthly subscription to that number 1851 01:23:24.199 --> 01:23:25.920 that line. Well, yeah, of course that makes sense. 1852 01:23:26.079 --> 01:23:27.840 It doesn't make sense to me at all. Older people 1853 01:23:27.920 --> 01:23:29.239 that can't navigate in that correctly. 1854 01:23:30.960 --> 01:23:33.840 They're sixty five year old seventy year olds on TikTok strolling. 1855 01:23:33.920 --> 01:23:36.199 I agree what eight hundred big dicks like? 1856 01:23:36.279 --> 01:23:37.680 Who's fucking using that? Dude? 1857 01:23:37.760 --> 01:23:38.520 A blind person? 1858 01:23:38.600 --> 01:23:40.720 I guess like the people in your house have the 1859 01:23:41.000 --> 01:23:42.760 number for your phone, You for your phone, be able 1860 01:23:42.760 --> 01:23:43.960 to get inside of it right, and you like I 1861 01:23:44.000 --> 01:23:46.319 want to I can't believe that still bulge my. 1862 01:23:46.439 --> 01:23:49.720 Secrets to somebody. Yeah that's true. I want to why 1863 01:23:49.800 --> 01:23:51.399 I call the suicide hotline? I want to be better 1864 01:23:51.520 --> 01:23:51.720 for that? 1865 01:23:52.039 --> 01:23:53.520 How much do you think that's gonna be on your bill? 1866 01:23:55.000 --> 01:23:56.000 I think I have to do that. 1867 01:23:56.520 --> 01:23:59.560 I think, Oh, yep, I think there has to be 1868 01:23:59.640 --> 01:24:03.079 some type of like acceptance. Uh, like I don't think 1869 01:24:03.159 --> 01:24:06.479 that's go through. Yeah, it has to be something something. 1870 01:24:06.520 --> 01:24:08.680 I don't know how it works. As kids, we never 1871 01:24:08.800 --> 01:24:11.359 got to that level. Just all the payphone do that 1872 01:24:11.439 --> 01:24:12.520 part and then hang up after. 1873 01:24:12.640 --> 01:24:12.840 Yeah. 1874 01:24:12.840 --> 01:24:15.039 I don't think I ever really called exactly, And I 1875 01:24:15.159 --> 01:24:17.039 know that there was like I remember like things like 1876 01:24:17.159 --> 01:24:20.359 vaguely as like a kid, like collect calls or like 1877 01:24:20.439 --> 01:24:22.079 toll free numbers. I don't know what the fuck any 1878 01:24:22.079 --> 01:24:23.399 of that meant, because I don't think I was ever 1879 01:24:23.439 --> 01:24:24.560 calling anybody for money. 1880 01:24:24.640 --> 01:24:27.720 Like we would pull together money by like by paid 1881 01:24:27.760 --> 01:24:29.560 phones and then call the cops and like threaten like. 1882 01:24:29.680 --> 01:24:33.600 Th holy shit, I forgot about I forgot about. 1883 01:24:33.640 --> 01:24:37.119 It's crazier than what you think about those calling collect. 1884 01:24:37.359 --> 01:24:38.279 I forgot about that. 1885 01:24:38.600 --> 01:24:41.720 Yeah, you would charge These companies would allow you to 1886 01:24:41.800 --> 01:24:44.560 make calls on like the payphones or whatever, and then 1887 01:24:44.640 --> 01:24:46.319 you would have to accept and then it would charge you. 1888 01:24:46.520 --> 01:24:48.439 My grandmother would have to buy telephone cars. You got 1889 01:24:48.479 --> 01:24:49.960 the car family the Caribbean sometimes. 1890 01:24:50.039 --> 01:24:52.600 Yeah, dude, it wasn't like call att was it. 1891 01:24:53.359 --> 01:24:56.359 I think that was onething like, yeah, we don't have 1892 01:24:56.359 --> 01:24:57.840 to get the car to have all the fucking Caribbean 1893 01:24:57.920 --> 01:25:01.079 flags on it. Used to Puerto Rico. 1894 01:25:03.079 --> 01:25:03.640 Was America? 1895 01:25:04.159 --> 01:25:08.800 Well no, we didn't have that still, but you didn't 1896 01:25:08.840 --> 01:25:08.960 have to. 1897 01:25:09.079 --> 01:25:10.399 It wasn't like an out of country call. 1898 01:25:10.800 --> 01:25:12.560 You sure for Puerto Rico? Yeah? 1899 01:25:12.600 --> 01:25:15.520 Maybe maybe the other fucking wash out place. 1900 01:25:17.479 --> 01:25:19.720 Say thim was right next to it. Yeah, so I 1901 01:25:19.760 --> 01:25:21.560 guess because I remember should have to do that. Well, 1902 01:25:21.600 --> 01:25:24.000 no America prop I actually don't know. 1903 01:25:24.000 --> 01:25:26.159 I don't remember doing that, But I also don't remember 1904 01:25:26.239 --> 01:25:27.720 much about like phone calls in general. 1905 01:25:28.319 --> 01:25:32.399 Carrot to call att. I remember that commercial. 1906 01:25:32.479 --> 01:25:34.199 I think you can call Carrot Top. 1907 01:25:37.279 --> 01:25:39.039 No, I want to see the actual commercial. I was 1908 01:25:39.079 --> 01:25:42.159 at a podcast about the commercial. Was talking to Carrot 1909 01:25:42.199 --> 01:25:43.119 Top above the commercial. 1910 01:25:43.359 --> 01:25:45.640 I don't care you know that that That just gave 1911 01:25:45.680 --> 01:25:47.039 me like a flashback of back in the day when 1912 01:25:47.039 --> 01:25:49.039 I would try to find like some viral video or 1913 01:25:49.079 --> 01:25:50.880 something and it would be like a young Turks video 1914 01:25:51.039 --> 01:25:51.640 explaining it. 1915 01:25:54.199 --> 01:25:55.239 Do you ever have that experience? 1916 01:25:55.359 --> 01:25:58.199 Yes, it happened to me recently. Actually, it was the 1917 01:25:58.640 --> 01:26:01.600 worst reaction I've ever seen in my life. Like I 1918 01:26:01.680 --> 01:26:05.119 would watch that jink Sky a thousand times over. So 1919 01:26:05.960 --> 01:26:08.560 I was actually looking for the pddy video of him 1920 01:26:08.680 --> 01:26:13.119 absolutely destroying Meek Mill, like, because me and me and Jojo, 1921 01:26:13.640 --> 01:26:16.479 that's me, dude, Me and Jojo have been just joking 1922 01:26:16.479 --> 01:26:18.520 about that. I don't know if you've heard that video. 1923 01:26:18.560 --> 01:26:20.520 Of course I've heard that, okay videos. 1924 01:26:20.279 --> 01:26:23.960 So I forgot how violent it sounded because we recently 1925 01:26:24.000 --> 01:26:27.680 were talking about it and so now we've just been like, 1926 01:26:27.800 --> 01:26:29.399 it's just it comes up all it every once in 1927 01:26:29.439 --> 01:26:32.039 a while. Anyway, I want to pull the video, and 1928 01:26:32.079 --> 01:26:34.199 I thought it was just the video and it was 1929 01:26:34.399 --> 01:26:42.520 fucking this guy six hundred thousand subscribers, Yeah, just staring 1930 01:26:43.640 --> 01:26:44.119 and then he. 1931 01:26:44.239 --> 01:26:47.159 Says that's violent. 1932 01:26:48.479 --> 01:26:50.600 And then uh and then like there's a chick explaining 1933 01:26:51.600 --> 01:26:54.720 and she's using like vulgar language and he's like, you 1934 01:26:54.840 --> 01:26:55.319 got share that? 1935 01:26:57.680 --> 01:27:00.279 And I was like, what the fuck is This action 1936 01:27:00.399 --> 01:27:02.800 content is so terrible, Like there's so much of it 1937 01:27:02.920 --> 01:27:05.520 that I hated. How the of all the black content, 1938 01:27:05.920 --> 01:27:08.680 Like in twenty eighteen to twenty like twenty to twenty nineteen, 1939 01:27:08.680 --> 01:27:11.359 it was so many black react channels and they're I 1940 01:27:11.439 --> 01:27:12.199 was like, why. 1941 01:27:12.560 --> 01:27:15.359 There's something that I liked that was that I'll take 1942 01:27:15.399 --> 01:27:16.840 them over snow Life Jack. 1943 01:27:17.279 --> 01:27:19.079 Do you know that guy? It's a lot of like 1944 01:27:19.159 --> 01:27:21.680 music reactions, but he's like he's fucking insane, Like it's 1945 01:27:21.680 --> 01:27:24.319 fun to watch him just like jump across the fucking 1946 01:27:24.439 --> 01:27:25.159 room every time. 1947 01:27:26.239 --> 01:27:29.520 But like I'm bringing completely like some of the ship 1948 01:27:29.560 --> 01:27:30.079 that I seen. 1949 01:27:29.960 --> 01:27:32.199 Back most day ship like ninety percent of it. Yeah, 1950 01:27:32.319 --> 01:27:33.399 most of it is garbage. 1951 01:27:33.680 --> 01:27:35.560 Some of it was better back in the day compared 1952 01:27:35.600 --> 01:27:37.199 to some of the stuff that I've seen now because 1953 01:27:37.520 --> 01:27:41.880 pretty much everybody's just streaming on Twitch and they're just like, like, 1954 01:27:42.359 --> 01:27:43.319 I try to find something. 1955 01:27:43.399 --> 01:27:44.399 Family got funny moments. 1956 01:27:44.680 --> 01:27:47.600 I try to find a clip of Hasan in a 1957 01:27:47.720 --> 01:27:51.000 very It was on Valentine's Day, and I couldn't find 1958 01:27:51.000 --> 01:27:52.720 I was trying to do I was trying to were 1959 01:27:52.720 --> 01:27:54.399 you looking for clips of a song on Valentine's This 1960 01:27:54.520 --> 01:27:57.279 makes suspicius, Well, so I found no, I mean it 1961 01:27:57.399 --> 01:27:58.920 was it was. It was a clip from him when 1962 01:27:58.960 --> 01:28:00.279 he streamed on Valentine's. 1963 01:28:01.960 --> 01:28:03.520 Yeah, yeah, I just told you. And then you're like, 1964 01:28:03.520 --> 01:28:08.319 I don't know, I don't believe you. The medal, I guess, 1965 01:28:08.399 --> 01:28:12.279 like I did down club, just a twirl in a meadow. 1966 01:28:14.720 --> 01:28:17.119 That's not classically that's classical homophobeia. 1967 01:28:18.399 --> 01:28:24.159 Where do you go fall in a field? Flaming person? 1968 01:28:24.520 --> 01:28:27.439 You flame flamer? I like flaming. I've always liked that. 1969 01:28:27.880 --> 01:28:28.880 I like the word bar. 1970 01:28:28.920 --> 01:28:35.399 I'm sorry you said it flame, you said blame bird. 1971 01:28:35.520 --> 01:28:38.600 Oh you guys, remember what he says, says at the 1972 01:28:38.720 --> 01:28:44.359 very end of one of the podcasts, I wasn't even 1973 01:28:44.560 --> 01:28:47.479 I was rendering the video and then like at the 1974 01:28:47.600 --> 01:28:50.000 very end, the last frame is, uh, this Gears of 1975 01:28:50.039 --> 01:28:51.840 Ward thing. I completely forgot that I did it because 1976 01:28:51.880 --> 01:28:54.439 it was just on my computer. And then Jojo walks up. 1977 01:28:54.479 --> 01:28:56.880 She's like, are they kissing? 1978 01:28:57.159 --> 01:28:58.279 And it's it's. 1979 01:28:58.239 --> 01:29:04.800 Fucking Marcus Lok is kissing me. So yeah, Like so 1980 01:29:05.880 --> 01:29:07.319 do you know when that one person was saying that 1981 01:29:07.359 --> 01:29:08.920 it cuts off on Patreon, He's like, could you like 1982 01:29:09.000 --> 01:29:11.199 play some music to like just run it out? And 1983 01:29:11.319 --> 01:29:13.079 so I've been doing that, but I always like to 1984 01:29:15.079 --> 01:29:17.159 I want I've been using this marvelous Capcum two thing, 1985 01:29:17.279 --> 01:29:20.640 the clock tower thing, and right when all the band 1986 01:29:20.760 --> 01:29:24.640 kicks in, like done, done, done, done, So a picture 1987 01:29:25.680 --> 01:29:27.359 anything that I can find on my computer, I just 1988 01:29:27.399 --> 01:29:29.760 put a picture there and then that would just happen. 1989 01:29:29.800 --> 01:29:31.159 I don't know why I used that or when I 1990 01:29:31.800 --> 01:29:35.720 it's saved on my computer, so it's just gay Rainbow, 1991 01:29:35.880 --> 01:29:37.800 I think like gives some war stuff and. 1992 01:29:37.840 --> 01:29:39.439 Then kissing and ship. 1993 01:29:39.960 --> 01:29:41.000 I did that with the extra anily. 1994 01:29:41.479 --> 01:29:42.159 I told. 1995 01:29:43.760 --> 01:29:45.359 Whenever there's an extra, ammm and I see it's just 1996 01:29:45.439 --> 01:29:47.279 like a still from the show, I'll just like replace 1997 01:29:47.279 --> 01:29:48.720 it with some random image on my Yeah. 1998 01:29:48.720 --> 01:29:52.079 I like that because I essentially because of that, I 1999 01:29:52.159 --> 01:29:54.800 was like, I'm absolutely not going to put anything because 2000 01:29:54.800 --> 01:29:55.520 I'm waiting for you. 2001 01:29:55.680 --> 01:30:00.319 To want to. I want to start doing but I 2002 01:30:00.479 --> 01:30:01.880 know the ship I would put to be like, hey, 2003 01:30:01.920 --> 01:30:03.720 you got you can't do that. That's too far from 2004 01:30:03.720 --> 01:30:05.560 the extra. It would be like a lynching party your 2005 01:30:05.560 --> 01:30:08.079 sign and it's like you can't do that, but you can't. 2006 01:30:08.279 --> 01:30:10.560 That can't be stays behind the scenes. 2007 01:30:10.560 --> 01:30:12.359 Okay, I'll do that so you can fuck I got 2008 01:30:12.399 --> 01:30:15.399 the next one. It's to be crazy. 2009 01:30:15.680 --> 01:30:17.840 It's it is behind the scenes, it is private. 2010 01:30:18.439 --> 01:30:21.000 Did you see remember the can't look at look at 2011 01:30:21.000 --> 01:30:21.479 the what I have for. 2012 01:30:21.520 --> 01:30:21.960 It for Dark? 2013 01:30:22.319 --> 01:30:25.800 Yeah, I was like hello, I was like, it's just 2014 01:30:25.840 --> 01:30:28.479 like a fucking horrifying like the X ray of a face. 2015 01:30:29.000 --> 01:30:31.239 Have you guys seen the image of like the Hood 2016 01:30:31.319 --> 01:30:34.319 the Hood Olympics, where like they climb up the crates. Yes, 2017 01:30:34.720 --> 01:30:36.960 and I turned into the It turned into the clan rally. 2018 01:30:37.800 --> 01:30:40.159 Yes you have sent that. You said that ship. 2019 01:30:41.239 --> 01:30:44.279 I hate how jaunty that song guy is. I don't 2020 01:30:44.279 --> 01:30:45.359 remember what the song is. 2021 01:30:45.439 --> 01:30:48.920 I remember it word for word unform course unfortunately, and 2022 01:30:49.000 --> 01:30:51.840 it's like, this is not good to have in my head. 2023 01:30:52.920 --> 01:30:54.359 Let's good to questions please before I. 2024 01:30:54.439 --> 01:30:56.760 Oh, yeah, I began reading that guy's name and then 2025 01:30:56.760 --> 01:30:57.960 we got fucking sidetracked again. 2026 01:30:58.039 --> 01:31:01.960 Come on, don't pop. You're blocking the guy. What's the matter. Damn, 2027 01:31:02.039 --> 01:31:02.760 you're blocking it. 2028 01:31:02.960 --> 01:31:03.840 It's just the reacting. 2029 01:31:04.000 --> 01:31:05.520 You're edging it. You're edging blocking it. 2030 01:31:05.560 --> 01:31:06.880 But you got got oh my. 2031 01:31:07.000 --> 01:31:09.279 God, got fucking insane image. 2032 01:31:09.319 --> 01:31:15.039 Yeah, you got beard and I hate they are block again? 2033 01:31:15.319 --> 01:31:17.319 No get away? 2034 01:31:18.319 --> 01:31:21.800 Oh that was perfect. R that's insane? 2035 01:31:23.359 --> 01:31:23.479 Is that? 2036 01:31:23.680 --> 01:31:25.119 I thought that was like I thought that was like 2037 01:31:25.920 --> 01:31:28.399 I thought that was diseased cradles. 2038 01:31:34.600 --> 01:31:40.159 A new player the arena disease. 2039 01:31:39.920 --> 01:31:44.159 Creates leprosy cradles first time in the ring. 2040 01:31:47.640 --> 01:31:54.239 Fucking blades are all green, blades are sick. You're so sick, 2041 01:31:54.319 --> 01:31:55.319 You're fucking cars. 2042 01:31:55.359 --> 01:31:57.560 When he's like he hits the floor and gunk comes 2043 01:31:57.600 --> 01:31:57.920 out of it. 2044 01:31:59.000 --> 01:32:00.840 Oh my god. 2045 01:32:00.760 --> 01:32:08.039 This his beard is so patchy. He's a mangy person. 2046 01:32:08.600 --> 01:32:09.279 Oh my god. 2047 01:32:09.760 --> 01:32:13.279 Anyway, Unwelcome goes through it end like I gotta hit 2048 01:32:13.279 --> 01:32:14.479 it real quick, be fourteen minutes ago. 2049 01:32:15.319 --> 01:32:18.720 Yeah quick. I just want to ask you a question. 2050 01:32:19.520 --> 01:32:23.079 Yeah, do you think have you seen any of the mowanas? 2051 01:32:24.159 --> 01:32:25.640 I saw the first one, I think, but I don't 2052 01:32:25.640 --> 01:32:26.399 really remember much of it. 2053 01:32:26.560 --> 01:32:29.520 Okay, like, are you aware of like the average male 2054 01:32:29.640 --> 01:32:31.520 size and they're like they're like really huge people. 2055 01:32:31.600 --> 01:32:33.039 Yeah, they're fucking yeah, they're trucks. 2056 01:32:33.359 --> 01:32:36.960 Is this base set? Is it set in the Gears 2057 01:32:37.000 --> 01:32:41.039 of War universe? Mohana, Yeah, yes, but there's you want 2058 01:32:41.079 --> 01:32:43.119 to verify there's real Hawaiian. 2059 01:32:42.760 --> 01:32:43.840 I just want to verify. 2060 01:32:45.199 --> 01:32:46.159 Nothing. Thank you for verifying. 2061 01:32:46.319 --> 01:32:48.199 I just want to I just want to make sure 2062 01:32:48.199 --> 01:32:49.520 that that was actually set in the Gears. I never 2063 01:32:49.560 --> 01:32:51.920 saw the second one, but I heard I heard that 2064 01:32:52.039 --> 01:32:55.079 Bart is in the second one. He he is. I 2065 01:32:55.119 --> 01:32:57.680 actually want to Yeah, Jojo was watching it while I was. 2066 01:32:59.640 --> 01:33:01.359 You know, the Negroes. That's true. 2067 01:33:02.600 --> 01:33:05.159 You can go ahead read the question. Yeah those are real? 2068 01:33:05.239 --> 01:33:06.680 Those real Okay, I'm. 2069 01:33:06.640 --> 01:33:07.079 Sure they are. 2070 01:33:07.159 --> 01:33:09.560 They're the Polynesians had sex with Negroes. 2071 01:33:10.279 --> 01:33:12.800 Not even they're not even like African. No, no, it's 2072 01:33:12.920 --> 01:33:14.840 interesting interesting fact. Yeah, the bet it is. 2073 01:33:14.920 --> 01:33:19.159 God, they're like dark skin. I'm just gonna make up 2074 01:33:19.159 --> 01:33:21.359 a question. They look they look like they look like 2075 01:33:21.359 --> 01:33:22.399 the darker Aboriginals. 2076 01:33:22.479 --> 01:33:22.840 What's up? 2077 01:33:24.399 --> 01:33:27.199 Sniggers, you can say it, that's not. 2078 01:33:27.359 --> 01:33:31.000 That's not the world. It actually straight up is that 2079 01:33:31.560 --> 01:33:32.239 if you add. 2080 01:33:32.119 --> 01:33:33.760 Something on, it is not the word. So if I 2081 01:33:33.800 --> 01:33:36.079 says it's not the same thing, no, it's not. What 2082 01:33:36.159 --> 01:33:39.800 are we doing, it's not. It's literally not, because that's how. 2083 01:33:39.880 --> 01:33:41.159 That's how, that is how work. 2084 01:33:41.560 --> 01:33:42.039 Did you see the. 2085 01:33:42.640 --> 01:33:45.159 Leland stitch they're doing. They're doing the live action Leland 2086 01:33:45.199 --> 01:33:47.520 Stitch and they fucked the casting entirely, did they? 2087 01:33:48.000 --> 01:33:50.880 Yeah? What? Oh god? What is it? Well? 2088 01:33:50.920 --> 01:33:52.119 The fucking girl what's her name? 2089 01:33:52.159 --> 01:33:57.199 The main girl, the one with the hips, Yeah, yeah, Banni, 2090 01:33:57.760 --> 01:34:02.640 the sister Yeah and early wrong, like completely wrong, like 2091 01:34:02.840 --> 01:34:05.479 just the worst is she like thin and not like 2092 01:34:05.600 --> 01:34:06.560 it's not what you want. 2093 01:34:06.680 --> 01:34:11.760 She's not likeness, it's not it's not what anybody Actually 2094 01:34:11.880 --> 01:34:13.880 I forget like never who exactly it is? 2095 01:34:14.119 --> 01:34:18.680 But I remember energy into have you seen it. 2096 01:34:19.119 --> 01:34:20.640 I don't care. What do you mean you don't care? 2097 01:34:20.640 --> 01:34:22.359 I don't care about live actions stuff for Disney. No, 2098 01:34:22.479 --> 01:34:23.399 I know, well I'm not. 2099 01:34:24.159 --> 01:34:25.960 We're not talking about it from like a perspective of like, 2100 01:34:26.039 --> 01:34:27.760 oh my god, this is a sick I didn't. I didn't. 2101 01:34:27.800 --> 01:34:29.640 I didn't care to look at it. I was like whatever, 2102 01:34:32.239 --> 01:34:34.359 was like okay, cool, Yeah, I just I just remember 2103 01:34:34.359 --> 01:34:37.319 seeing the casie and being like, that is you can't 2104 01:34:37.359 --> 01:34:37.800 do me like that? 2105 01:34:37.920 --> 01:34:41.840 Man? A little girl? Is that the ex Wolverine chick? 2106 01:34:42.840 --> 01:34:45.279 I don't know. Is that the logan chickish? 2107 01:34:46.279 --> 01:34:47.680 Let me let me get a closer look. I definitely 2108 01:34:47.720 --> 01:34:49.159 got a politician go to do it because that girl. 2109 01:34:49.680 --> 01:34:51.520 I'm sure they probably that would be that would be 2110 01:34:51.600 --> 01:34:54.279 really fucked up in hands girls if they got yeah, 2111 01:34:54.319 --> 01:34:57.520 the Hispanic chick computer in hand and hands, Mexican girl enhance. 2112 01:34:57.560 --> 01:35:01.119 If you remember that fucking idiot I can't remember his 2113 01:35:01.239 --> 01:35:03.479 name drew her and they like saying like a seasoned 2114 01:35:03.479 --> 01:35:06.399 to cis he drew like LOLLI of her. Oh, I 2115 01:35:06.520 --> 01:35:07.319 can't remember his name. 2116 01:35:07.319 --> 01:35:07.640 I don't know. 2117 01:35:07.920 --> 01:35:10.720 Fucking guy with the come on he was that guy 2118 01:35:10.800 --> 01:35:14.560 he got like he got ostracized for doing a bunch 2119 01:35:14.600 --> 01:35:20.640 of lolli stuff. Here's the skull guy. Oh shadd shad 2120 01:35:20.880 --> 01:35:21.479 shad Man. 2121 01:35:22.199 --> 01:35:23.560 You don't remember that he tried he. 2122 01:35:23.720 --> 01:35:28.640 Drew lolli of the the kid from from Logan or 2123 01:35:28.680 --> 01:35:30.279 what was the movie called. It was called Logan, right, 2124 01:35:30.319 --> 01:35:31.079 I never saw Logan. 2125 01:35:31.439 --> 01:35:31.960 I never saw it. 2126 01:35:32.079 --> 01:35:35.600 You know, it's really good. I'm sure it's it's actually 2127 01:35:35.680 --> 01:35:36.319 like really really good. 2128 01:35:36.319 --> 01:35:38.600 It's actually even like it's a good movie. 2129 01:35:38.880 --> 01:35:39.479 I just remember. 2130 01:35:39.600 --> 01:35:41.800 I remember the weekend that movie came out. 2131 01:35:42.359 --> 01:35:44.760 Everybody I was in like a room and everybody was 2132 01:35:44.800 --> 01:35:47.359 just talking about it, so like I know every you 2133 01:35:47.399 --> 01:35:47.800 know what I mean. 2134 01:35:47.880 --> 01:35:49.079 Yeah, it just kind of was like, oh, I guess 2135 01:35:49.079 --> 01:35:49.640 that's saving wait. 2136 01:35:49.680 --> 01:35:52.119 I was just talking about the twenty three broad or 2137 01:35:52.159 --> 01:35:56.319 whatever that yeah, whatever, the little girl she's in the Yeah, yes, 2138 01:35:58.640 --> 01:36:01.359 so oh oh they I thought it was the same 2139 01:36:01.560 --> 01:36:05.960 second crazy was like, how does that work? She's running 2140 01:36:06.000 --> 01:36:08.319 around in Star Wars. Let's go. 2141 01:36:08.960 --> 01:36:12.119 You know what's crazy? Her character comes from a show. 2142 01:36:12.359 --> 01:36:15.800 It's crazy Unwelcome ghosts question, that's true. 2143 01:36:16.079 --> 01:36:18.600 Her character comes from actual evolution, similar like Harley Quinn 2144 01:36:18.680 --> 01:36:19.960 comes from the Batman animated series. 2145 01:36:20.359 --> 01:36:21.239 Do you guys know that? Right? 2146 01:36:21.359 --> 01:36:23.479 What Harley Quinns from the Batman anime series. She's not 2147 01:36:23.560 --> 01:36:26.119 from the comics. Yes, I know, actually from that show. 2148 01:36:26.399 --> 01:36:26.720 I knew that. 2149 01:36:27.039 --> 01:36:28.439 I thought that was crazy. I thought she was from 2150 01:36:28.560 --> 01:36:31.199 the comics first, No. 2151 01:36:31.279 --> 01:36:33.399 I think I think there's a lot of so Alfred. 2152 01:36:34.720 --> 01:36:35.840 Alfred's not from the comics. 2153 01:36:37.880 --> 01:36:41.199 Batman, Oh god, Batman himself is actually the original comic 2154 01:36:41.319 --> 01:36:44.760 is actually literally about a bad It's more like Stuart. 2155 01:36:44.479 --> 01:36:46.319 Little that we're like, it's about it. 2156 01:36:46.399 --> 01:36:48.680 It's about a little bad trying to be a man, 2157 01:36:48.880 --> 01:36:51.880 and he's trying to puts pants. He puts pants on, 2158 01:36:51.960 --> 01:36:54.720 he goes to work. Nobody takeshim seriously because he's just bad. 2159 01:36:54.760 --> 01:36:55.960 It's like, what are you gonna do, Batman? 2160 01:36:56.079 --> 01:36:56.680 The hell are you doing? 2161 01:36:56.720 --> 01:36:59.079 Batman? You got pants on, but no fucking short, get 2162 01:36:59.119 --> 01:37:00.359 the funk out of your bitch. 2163 01:37:00.640 --> 01:37:02.479 And then he wins, and then and then he wins 2164 01:37:02.520 --> 01:37:05.199 a little sailboat race in Central Park, and then he 2165 01:37:05.279 --> 01:37:06.920 wins the respect of all of his colleagues. 2166 01:37:07.800 --> 01:37:10.600 I'd watched the out of there, I'd watched that. 2167 01:37:10.720 --> 01:37:13.359 Ship out of the Origin, and then Tim Burton really 2168 01:37:13.479 --> 01:37:14.800 was like, let's make this, let's. 2169 01:37:14.640 --> 01:37:16.720 Let's fix this a little bit. Fix this and then yeah, 2170 01:37:16.760 --> 01:37:18.760 the other and then other stuff happened, ye and everything. 2171 01:37:18.880 --> 01:37:21.039 Everything that you know about Batman today is based off. 2172 01:37:20.960 --> 01:37:24.760 Of Tim Burton's rewriting of Batman from the original Mouse comics. 2173 01:37:24.800 --> 01:37:25.960 Tim Burton did at all. 2174 01:37:26.439 --> 01:37:30.840 Yeah that Alfred part part I stopped at the Alfred part. 2175 01:37:30.960 --> 01:37:34.479 Alfred is in fact the character from the bat series. Absolutely, 2176 01:37:36.159 --> 01:37:42.119 Alfred didn't exist, never existed. Thomas Wayne, there's Thomass everything 2177 01:37:42.479 --> 01:37:46.960 everything Man there was a Batman name. Batman is the 2178 01:37:47.119 --> 01:37:50.399 only thing that's stuck around you guys. Know, See you've 2179 01:37:50.479 --> 01:37:54.479 never read, like go back and read The Dark Knack Rises. 2180 01:37:54.600 --> 01:37:59.359 There's literally there's no Alfred. There's no thomaslaying Well the 2181 01:37:59.439 --> 01:38:02.680 Dark Knight, right, there is no alf actually returns. 2182 01:38:02.680 --> 01:38:05.439 Excuse me, he isn't in it? 2183 01:38:05.520 --> 01:38:06.039 You are right? 2184 01:38:06.199 --> 01:38:07.760 And which one then I returns, isn't it? 2185 01:38:08.319 --> 01:38:16.800 Yeah? See yeah, I'm money. I want to get Mamma fied. 2186 01:38:16.800 --> 01:38:18.600 I want to get I want to come in here, 2187 01:38:18.920 --> 01:38:20.439 take my brain up, my ear. 2188 01:38:20.920 --> 01:38:22.800 That's something compared to a Wonder Woman, where like wonder 2189 01:38:22.800 --> 01:38:24.920 Woman was originally just like that was literally like just 2190 01:38:25.000 --> 01:38:29.680 based on Helen Keller. What's this about a woman who 2191 01:38:29.720 --> 01:38:31.399 was just constantly wondering about us around. 2192 01:38:31.880 --> 01:38:32.319 I think. 2193 01:38:34.560 --> 01:38:36.560 It's a bitch wondering when I'm gonna beat the funk. 2194 01:38:36.399 --> 01:38:39.399 Out of her? Right well, unwelcome ghost road in forty 2195 01:38:39.479 --> 01:38:40.000 hours ago. 2196 01:38:41.039 --> 01:38:43.880 About next question, Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank thank you for 2197 01:38:43.960 --> 01:38:50.359 your question on both gross that's our show, uh, he says, 2198 01:38:50.600 --> 01:38:52.840 hello of the run at Walmart. I've returned to the 2199 01:38:52.880 --> 01:38:55.399 Patron for many years and come bearing your question for Sweeney. 2200 01:38:56.000 --> 01:38:57.920 What are your favorite colors to play in Magic? 2201 01:38:58.159 --> 01:39:00.880 I hate this question? Magic Gathering. That's why it's for you? 2202 01:39:01.000 --> 01:39:01.720 Twat and what? 2203 01:39:02.039 --> 01:39:05.399 Yeah, I hated flat flat the second he said it's 2204 01:39:05.439 --> 01:39:05.920 for Sweeney. 2205 01:39:05.920 --> 01:39:06.319 I hated it. 2206 01:39:06.760 --> 01:39:08.680 It says one of your favorite colors to play in 2207 01:39:08.760 --> 01:39:11.520 Magic the Gathering? And what colors do you think Derek 2208 01:39:11.600 --> 01:39:13.199 and Chris would play if they weren't lame? 2209 01:39:13.720 --> 01:39:14.399 That's what is it saying? 2210 01:39:14.439 --> 01:39:16.840 You play like I play Red Nigga, I played before 2211 01:39:16.880 --> 01:39:18.960 you were born, bitch, Yeah, Derek plays magic. 2212 01:39:19.039 --> 01:39:21.800 I got like. The thing is that Derek is tries 2213 01:39:21.880 --> 01:39:24.279 to be cool, but if we're all doing anything nerdy, 2214 01:39:24.319 --> 01:39:26.960 you'll be like, well, yeah, do me in. 2215 01:39:27.279 --> 01:39:31.640 That's I don't try. I'm just I just I abandoned 2216 01:39:31.720 --> 01:39:36.359 everything like I've I've done a lot of stuff, and 2217 01:39:36.399 --> 01:39:38.840 I've not stuck to most things because it's just like you. 2218 01:39:38.880 --> 01:39:44.239 Hear that, Jojo, Hey man, this is this is monumental 2219 01:39:44.319 --> 01:39:46.239 for me. I've been married for almost like what three 2220 01:39:46.319 --> 01:39:49.600 years now, that's crazy. I'm fucking it. 2221 01:39:49.720 --> 01:39:52.119 So as soon as our anniverses on the twenty seventh July, 2222 01:39:52.279 --> 01:39:58.319 right twenty six bounce the Halflight of America Ship. She's 2223 01:39:58.359 --> 01:40:00.399 been listening recently. She's like bored at work, so she 2224 01:40:00.439 --> 01:40:02.199 started listening to the podcast. I'm like, oh, fucked, she 2225 01:40:02.279 --> 01:40:04.840 knows my plan now, damn, so I gotta she's gonna 2226 01:40:04.840 --> 01:40:07.720 dip the twenty fifth. Oh that's I'm a dip the 2227 01:40:07.720 --> 01:40:08.439 twenty fourth. Bitch. 2228 01:40:08.920 --> 01:40:11.399 What do you think about that? It's crazy? Yeah, you 2229 01:40:11.479 --> 01:40:13.079 gave it away now it's now. I was just like 2230 01:40:13.640 --> 01:40:15.560 you guys gonna hear it that day and you're gonna 2231 01:40:15.560 --> 01:40:18.199 be like, I'm leaving now. I argue with her, but 2232 01:40:18.439 --> 01:40:19.319 on your behalf. 2233 01:40:22.840 --> 01:40:23.600 Everything about it is. 2234 01:40:23.920 --> 01:40:25.399 I play. I played Red and Green a lot. I 2235 01:40:25.560 --> 01:40:29.319 like I like I like like swarming and like aggression 2236 01:40:29.399 --> 01:40:31.199 in games. I've always been that kind of person. I 2237 01:40:31.239 --> 01:40:32.359 don't like being like passive. 2238 01:40:34.720 --> 01:40:36.960 I cut to anything always. 2239 01:40:38.159 --> 01:40:40.600 I think Chris would probably play bluecase he's a piece 2240 01:40:40.640 --> 01:40:42.760 of ship and that's clue. What does that mean? It 2241 01:40:42.880 --> 01:40:44.880 was like counters, It's like countering and preventing it, like 2242 01:40:45.359 --> 01:40:48.119 preventing your opponent from doing ship. Yeah, and I'm sure 2243 01:40:48.119 --> 01:40:50.840 this nigga played black and like fucking black and green 2244 01:40:50.960 --> 01:40:51.399 or some ship. 2245 01:40:52.520 --> 01:40:56.439 Jad. I want everybody dead, of course, So you played 2246 01:40:56.479 --> 01:40:59.880 black and green. Of course everybody must die. So they're 2247 01:40:59.920 --> 01:41:02.920 like denominations of cards, where like the genes are like 2248 01:41:03.119 --> 01:41:06.399 usually cards, different styles. 2249 01:41:06.720 --> 01:41:10.319 My my history with card games is literally zero. I 2250 01:41:10.399 --> 01:41:11.640 played poker and that's it. 2251 01:41:11.800 --> 01:41:13.159 Well, I mean just think of it and think of 2252 01:41:13.239 --> 01:41:15.239 it like like think of it in like uh and I. 2253 01:41:15.359 --> 01:41:21.640 Remember poke roles. Yeah, a lot of yeah, I guess, so, yeah, 2254 01:41:21.640 --> 01:41:25.439 it's up it my brother. My brother got me into 2255 01:41:25.439 --> 01:41:26.760 a lot of that stuff, but a lot of it 2256 01:41:26.840 --> 01:41:30.119 I just didn't. It's expensive, man, That's just what it's. 2257 01:41:30.560 --> 01:41:31.720 The thing is, it's expensive. 2258 01:41:31.840 --> 01:41:34.560 And then like the unfortunate reality is that like sometimes 2259 01:41:34.600 --> 01:41:37.640 I'll go to places where these things are happening and 2260 01:41:37.760 --> 01:41:39.439 I'll just I'll see a group of people that I 2261 01:41:39.600 --> 01:41:40.600 want dead. 2262 01:41:40.760 --> 01:41:41.359 Nothing to do. 2263 01:41:41.880 --> 01:41:42.840 I don't know how to I don't know how to 2264 01:41:42.880 --> 01:41:43.039 say it. 2265 01:41:43.439 --> 01:41:46.000 I'd I just want to have as little in common 2266 01:41:46.000 --> 01:41:46.560 as possible. 2267 01:41:46.560 --> 01:41:49.279 The problem with the stand up and there's like a 2268 01:41:49.319 --> 01:41:51.479 ship streak on the chair somehow through their pants and 2269 01:41:51.560 --> 01:41:51.960 you're just like. 2270 01:41:52.319 --> 01:41:56.000 You never down your pants are solid black, and the 2271 01:41:56.319 --> 01:42:02.800 seeping through your pants. 2272 01:42:03.960 --> 01:42:06.159 The horror stories I've heard from people who work in 2273 01:42:06.239 --> 01:42:08.439 places like that, and also just the things that I've seen, 2274 01:42:08.680 --> 01:42:09.680 it's just like it happened. 2275 01:42:09.680 --> 01:42:11.199 Man, I don't know what it is. I went. 2276 01:42:12.000 --> 01:42:14.880 I went to a barbecue last week. My friend's manager 2277 01:42:14.920 --> 01:42:16.439 of a comic shop. So it's like all of his 2278 01:42:16.560 --> 01:42:19.119 buddies and some of them, like I know a lot 2279 01:42:19.199 --> 01:42:22.680 of them, but yeah, they're there, are some of them. 2280 01:42:23.239 --> 01:42:25.319 Some of them are like there was a guy there 2281 01:42:25.399 --> 01:42:30.520 that if he walked into a mall or a school, 2282 01:42:30.560 --> 01:42:32.720 they're like, oh, this guy's gonna shoot it up for sure. 2283 01:42:33.640 --> 01:42:35.760 The way he was out of balloting, like the way 2284 01:42:35.800 --> 01:42:38.920 he was dressed, like he was all like, it's dark, 2285 01:42:38.960 --> 01:42:39.840 it's starting to get dark. 2286 01:42:39.880 --> 01:42:41.680 You know. We we showed up like around five ish. 2287 01:42:42.199 --> 01:42:45.560 He's got sunglasses on, this hoodie. Does he does? He 2288 01:42:45.720 --> 01:42:47.119 entered darkly, entered gloomily. 2289 01:42:47.439 --> 01:42:49.319 He's like dude, he's hunched over like this, and I'm like, 2290 01:42:49.880 --> 01:42:57.479 this is if I didn't you know. Yeah, there's a yeah, 2291 01:42:57.520 --> 01:43:00.479 there's there's a few characters. There's just one guy. They 2292 01:43:00.600 --> 01:43:02.359 used to do it because they would always do like 2293 01:43:02.479 --> 01:43:05.800 war hammer ship for you k ship. And there's a 2294 01:43:05.840 --> 01:43:09.239 guy that had your c jetly's unleashed. He had he 2295 01:43:09.319 --> 01:43:11.560 had the caller, he had the collar on. 2296 01:43:12.760 --> 01:43:13.920 But he so sad. 2297 01:43:15.359 --> 01:43:17.560 But I just happened to be black, so I didn't. 2298 01:43:17.600 --> 01:43:18.039 I didn't. 2299 01:43:18.159 --> 01:43:20.880 I didn't have a chance to get corrupted that much. 2300 01:43:20.960 --> 01:43:24.079 Look, they're all nice people corrupted, but they're also they're 2301 01:43:24.520 --> 01:43:27.960 little little they're social, they're socially, they're socially not the 2302 01:43:28.039 --> 01:43:30.279 most adept people. But for me, like i've met some 2303 01:43:30.399 --> 01:43:33.239 of the well that was also before because there's eras 2304 01:43:33.279 --> 01:43:36.239 of like nerd dumb. Now modern nerds are not like that. 2305 01:43:36.399 --> 01:43:37.640 That's true, not anymore. 2306 01:43:38.600 --> 01:43:41.239 Was when it was already changing and now what they 2307 01:43:41.239 --> 01:43:42.680 are now is just like the kind of is that 2308 01:43:42.760 --> 01:43:44.479 to be like fucking buying hype beast are people that 2309 01:43:44.520 --> 01:43:46.159 play cards? Yeah, that's very true, and it's like I 2310 01:43:46.199 --> 01:43:49.279 hate you because you're ruining my I'm old. Now they've ruined. 2311 01:43:49.319 --> 01:43:52.640 They ruined conventions. Conventions are I don't go to like 2312 01:43:52.680 --> 01:43:55.439 the biggest ones anymore because like, first of all, fu parking. 2313 01:43:55.920 --> 01:43:58.800 Fu uh being parking is the main reason I won't 2314 01:43:58.840 --> 01:44:01.319 go most plays. Just go with just go with Lily 2315 01:44:01.439 --> 01:44:01.560 and I. 2316 01:44:01.840 --> 01:44:03.800 That's whenever we go somewhere, we go like we get 2317 01:44:03.800 --> 01:44:05.800 the parking because we're not going to fucking park six 2318 01:44:05.920 --> 01:44:08.439 blocks away. And then after a whole day of a convention, 2319 01:44:08.520 --> 01:44:10.880 having to walk sep like half a mile to get 2320 01:44:10.920 --> 01:44:13.960 to our car, after we're fucking tired and carrying shit. 2321 01:44:14.079 --> 01:44:17.439 I walked back to Burbank from E three once. No 2322 01:44:17.560 --> 01:44:18.720 you didn't, of course not. 2323 01:44:19.119 --> 01:44:21.920 I was like, that is all the way deep in La. 2324 01:44:22.119 --> 01:44:23.520 You would you would, first of all, you would get 2325 01:44:25.760 --> 01:44:29.279 that's a fucking crazy pharaoh homeless. I walked from I 2326 01:44:29.399 --> 01:44:31.319 did walk from the Empire Center, and that was like 2327 01:44:31.399 --> 01:44:31.720 a track. 2328 01:44:32.359 --> 01:44:34.640 You know, that's not been crazy? That was I mean 2329 01:44:34.720 --> 01:44:37.520 it not really now it's like a three mile walk, right, 2330 01:44:37.680 --> 01:44:40.079 you have it in like July. That's you did walk 2331 01:44:40.119 --> 01:44:42.279 over to our house once and I was like, why 2332 01:44:42.359 --> 01:44:44.119 did you walk here? You were like, I want to 2333 01:44:44.199 --> 01:44:45.840 go for a walk. And you came in and you 2334 01:44:45.920 --> 01:44:48.319 were fucking gone, and I was like, why did you 2335 01:44:48.439 --> 01:44:48.760 do that? 2336 01:44:49.039 --> 01:44:51.039 Like why I don't mind a long walk? 2337 01:44:51.119 --> 01:44:53.880 I don't, but like obviously E three and like con 2338 01:44:54.199 --> 01:44:56.159 sent it to Burbank that's out of the city. 2339 01:44:56.199 --> 01:44:59.119 But I could walk here and I'd be fucking exhausted 2340 01:44:59.119 --> 01:44:59.880 from I got'ta. 2341 01:44:59.680 --> 01:45:01.359 Be like, if you walk here, you would look like 2342 01:45:01.439 --> 01:45:03.640 me by the time you got it. I'd be fucking exhausted. 2343 01:45:04.199 --> 01:45:08.359 I would be really heavier than I could push you down. 2344 01:45:08.760 --> 01:45:11.279 I'd be mostly skeleton. And then'd be like, hey, you 2345 01:45:11.600 --> 01:45:14.640 call an ambulance, like right now, Yeah, you would have 2346 01:45:14.640 --> 01:45:15.119 been skeleton. 2347 01:45:15.199 --> 01:45:17.399 I would call you to call an ambulance ahead of time, 2348 01:45:19.319 --> 01:45:22.079 schedule an ambulance for fifteen minutes from now your house. 2349 01:45:22.239 --> 01:45:22.960 That's so stupid. 2350 01:45:23.000 --> 01:45:23.720 Do you think they would do it? 2351 01:45:23.840 --> 01:45:27.960 Or they'd be like, no, it's someone's gonna die real soon, 2352 01:45:28.119 --> 01:45:28.800 do it, idiot? 2353 01:45:29.319 --> 01:45:31.520 Well, wouldn't that just be how long it would take? 2354 01:45:33.279 --> 01:45:34.359 Kind depending on the time. 2355 01:45:34.600 --> 01:45:36.600 Yeah, if you're like, can you get here in fifteen minutes? 2356 01:45:36.720 --> 01:45:40.000 But also if I go yeah, I mean yes, but 2357 01:45:40.319 --> 01:45:44.520 are you in danger right now? I will be I mean, 2358 01:45:44.600 --> 01:45:47.520 I mean like I'm not to walk into a barricad 2359 01:45:48.079 --> 01:45:52.079 I need an ambulance here at fifteen minutes. I'll meet 2360 01:45:52.119 --> 01:45:56.600 you there. Oh sure, I just ignores it. 2361 01:45:57.720 --> 01:46:00.840 Who wouldn't you would be ignored that? No, No, I'll 2362 01:46:00.880 --> 01:46:06.159 be right there. You know, you know, someone dies turn 2363 01:46:06.199 --> 01:46:08.439 off empathy to be like because they haven't done the 2364 01:46:08.560 --> 01:46:11.600 dangerous thing. It's so stupid. You can't ignore someone about 2365 01:46:11.640 --> 01:46:13.600 to die. That. I think you and that in that case, 2366 01:46:13.680 --> 01:46:17.760 you send the cops. Maybe like not the ambulance location. 2367 01:46:17.880 --> 01:46:20.840 It's just a gay bar called the Bear Cave. You're like, 2368 01:46:21.279 --> 01:46:24.159 he's like, he's done. And when he comes out of 2369 01:46:24.159 --> 01:46:25.079 you guys, as. 2370 01:46:28.039 --> 01:46:31.680 I forgot, I was not expected it's gonna be something worse. 2371 01:46:32.439 --> 01:46:36.079 I forgot. I thought it was gonna be homeo like verbally, 2372 01:46:36.199 --> 01:46:39.479 not like beating up, like gay bashing. Something I thought was, 2373 01:46:39.840 --> 01:46:42.000 I don't know where these things go. When I started saying, 2374 01:46:43.359 --> 01:46:45.199 I got gay people and the age were like associated 2375 01:46:45.239 --> 01:46:45.600 each other. 2376 01:46:45.720 --> 01:46:48.000 To I forgot that. 2377 01:46:48.159 --> 01:46:50.199 I had to reach deep to remember that. 2378 01:46:50.399 --> 01:46:53.680 I'll remember because we'll watch these shows like a bar 2379 01:46:53.800 --> 01:46:57.199 rescue or something, and some of the commercials, some of 2380 01:46:57.239 --> 01:47:01.239 the ads will be aids medicine, and then and like 2381 01:47:01.399 --> 01:47:03.600 nine of the couples are showing you're just gay ship 2382 01:47:04.159 --> 01:47:06.960 just doing gay stuff like that, like look at each 2383 01:47:06.960 --> 01:47:07.399 other's ass. 2384 01:47:07.520 --> 01:47:09.159 Are you're kissing a man on a mouth or a 2385 01:47:09.279 --> 01:47:14.520 man and probably have age already you get checked out age, 2386 01:47:15.319 --> 01:47:16.199 like hey you can live. 2387 01:47:16.079 --> 01:47:18.279 With aids now so you can fuck your dudes, but 2388 01:47:18.600 --> 01:47:19.199 no problem. 2389 01:47:20.039 --> 01:47:23.640 But what's crazy abo that is that like you think 2390 01:47:23.680 --> 01:47:26.439 about it, like it's so crazy like that people were 2391 01:47:26.520 --> 01:47:28.960 so freaked out about like they just it wouldn't even 2392 01:47:28.960 --> 01:47:29.560 be around people. 2393 01:47:29.840 --> 01:47:31.079 They're just like I don't want to be around. 2394 01:47:30.920 --> 01:47:32.720 Oh yeah, because they didn't understand how it works. 2395 01:47:32.760 --> 01:47:34.359 But then you like live through COVID and you're like, oh, 2396 01:47:34.359 --> 01:47:36.239 I kind of get how this could happen because remember 2397 01:47:36.239 --> 01:47:38.119 when we were like wiping our groceries down with like 2398 01:47:38.199 --> 01:47:43.239 fucking as if that really did anything, funk all really. 2399 01:47:43.960 --> 01:47:45.680 It it wouldn't. 2400 01:47:45.760 --> 01:47:49.399 It wouldn't do nothing, but like it wouldn't really do something. 2401 01:47:49.880 --> 01:47:52.800 It would help for anything that wasn't the thing that 2402 01:47:52.880 --> 01:47:54.640 you were trying to nail, you know what I mean. Yeah, 2403 01:47:54.640 --> 01:47:56.760 it would have been like, oh, it's good probably to. 2404 01:47:56.800 --> 01:47:59.000 Wipe down your groceries in general, because there's probably all 2405 01:47:59.039 --> 01:48:01.319 sorts of other ships a bunch of stuff but also like, 2406 01:48:01.399 --> 01:48:02.279 you know, it's the virus. 2407 01:48:02.319 --> 01:48:03.960 I don't know how long it can live on the surface. 2408 01:48:04.279 --> 01:48:08.000 I think it was twelve years, so it's like, yeah, 2409 01:48:08.119 --> 01:48:11.399 twelve years. That's yeah, that's exactly that's what you said. 2410 01:48:12.640 --> 01:48:21.960 Everybody's sucking stringling beagles and stuff heat the skeleton comes 2411 01:48:21.960 --> 01:48:22.760 out clean. 2412 01:48:25.000 --> 01:48:28.880 Away. Next beagle. 2413 01:48:33.560 --> 01:48:36.159 The hell kind of dog? And see that you go 2414 01:48:36.199 --> 01:48:37.880 to hound who Scooby Doo? 2415 01:48:38.079 --> 01:48:38.319 Blue? 2416 01:48:38.600 --> 01:48:39.960 No, Scooby does clues? 2417 01:48:40.960 --> 01:48:46.079 Yeah, yeah, Blue ism abominations. First. 2418 01:48:46.239 --> 01:48:48.520 I was just thinking about that too, but I would imagine, yeah, 2419 01:48:48.520 --> 01:48:51.720 probably like did you guys think that Blue was I 2420 01:48:51.760 --> 01:48:53.520 didn't know Blue was a boy at first. 2421 01:48:54.000 --> 01:48:56.039 I thought he was because he was he was Blue 2422 01:48:56.319 --> 01:48:58.640 Blues a boy. Though Blue is a boy, I think 2423 01:48:58.640 --> 01:49:00.960 blues a girl a boy way, and then Magenta is 2424 01:49:01.000 --> 01:49:02.439 the girl the way around. 2425 01:49:02.840 --> 01:49:05.279 No, No, that would be crazy, but that's not how 2426 01:49:05.439 --> 01:49:08.600 that would be. That's not how the America teaches kids. 2427 01:49:09.840 --> 01:49:12.359 But it just like the soft blueness of it just 2428 01:49:12.399 --> 01:49:15.720 seemed kind of like feminine to me. But I'm also right, 2429 01:49:15.960 --> 01:49:16.159 I was. 2430 01:49:16.319 --> 01:49:18.079 I guess I was looking more at the color palette 2431 01:49:18.079 --> 01:49:19.880 of the show in general, like it through the lens 2432 01:49:19.920 --> 01:49:22.880 of the show that's hardcore blue, you know what I mean? 2433 01:49:23.199 --> 01:49:26.239 That's like boy Blue. Yeah, I'm not sure exactly why, 2434 01:49:26.279 --> 01:49:28.039 but I guess that because I was like, I just assumed, 2435 01:49:28.239 --> 01:49:30.279 but I don't know. But I don't know why I 2436 01:49:30.279 --> 01:49:34.600 assumed you started petting the blue stomach and saw the 2437 01:49:34.640 --> 01:49:35.039 red rocket. 2438 01:49:35.079 --> 01:49:37.520 I was like, so some people, man, don't say that 2439 01:49:37.720 --> 01:49:42.239 that made me sad, But what makes me, what makes 2440 01:49:42.279 --> 01:49:51.399 me really upset, is terrified dogs humping each other. Like 2441 01:49:51.520 --> 01:49:54.279 dogs humping makes me love them so much less I 2442 01:49:54.399 --> 01:49:57.720 know it level over them and I'm like, I don't 2443 01:49:57.960 --> 01:49:59.880 like that. We're just jacking off blues. 2444 01:50:00.640 --> 01:50:06.039 Where does jacking out? So I wonder where he'll come. 2445 01:50:06.960 --> 01:50:07.640 That's terrible. 2446 01:50:07.800 --> 01:50:10.199 Stop stop this really you're making me upset, Like actually, 2447 01:50:10.880 --> 01:50:17.840 but god, and people don't know what it's male time. 2448 01:50:17.880 --> 01:50:24.039 But m A L E. This is so gross. 2449 01:50:25.399 --> 01:50:29.359 Okay, so Blue does not have a specified breedom doll. 2450 01:50:30.239 --> 01:50:37.640 People people assuming, oh my god, people assume he's either 2451 01:50:37.680 --> 01:50:41.119 a basket hound or a beagle. Okay, okay, so the 2452 01:50:41.239 --> 01:50:42.079 bast how Norman. 2453 01:50:46.239 --> 01:50:48.640 This is an episode of The fair the Band. 2454 01:50:48.680 --> 01:50:51.279 Episode of Fairly Parents or not the band episode, but 2455 01:50:51.479 --> 01:50:55.319 like the cut one, they took off a streaming service. 2456 01:50:55.359 --> 01:50:55.920 Which one was it? 2457 01:50:56.439 --> 01:50:58.439 We're like you guys, It's like, I can't remember the 2458 01:50:58.479 --> 01:50:59.800 premise of it. I think I think the whole thing 2459 01:50:59.880 --> 01:51:01.920 was like he tried to skip school or something. But 2460 01:51:02.000 --> 01:51:04.079 then mister Crocker, he does that thing in school. He 2461 01:51:04.119 --> 01:51:06.760 goes very good and then a gunshots are repped in 2462 01:51:06.800 --> 01:51:09.239 the hallway, and then he immediately breaks car and like. 2463 01:51:09.840 --> 01:51:11.399 Blue, a girl at the door. 2464 01:51:11.520 --> 01:51:12.880 Blue was a girl at the door. 2465 01:51:13.760 --> 01:51:16.640 Louse, a girl, you're lying blues a girl? 2466 01:51:16.760 --> 01:51:19.359 What'sgenta? Then a boy unbelieving. 2467 01:51:19.399 --> 01:51:21.039 I think that was the point of it, which shood 2468 01:51:21.039 --> 01:51:24.159 around up if I'm not mistaken, that right, If I 2469 01:51:24.279 --> 01:51:25.840 was not mistaken, that was always the point. 2470 01:51:25.880 --> 01:51:29.439 It was like the diverse, So they're gayifying our dogs, 2471 01:51:29.680 --> 01:51:35.000 I mean by making blue a traditionally boy color was female, 2472 01:51:35.079 --> 01:51:40.279 that's crazy. Agenta clearly a slut color. Clearly clearly a 2473 01:51:40.359 --> 01:51:40.960 slut color. 2474 01:51:41.079 --> 01:51:44.600 And then a gay boy. He should amazing, Zion. That 2475 01:51:44.600 --> 01:51:47.800 would have been better if he was just blue like 2476 01:51:47.880 --> 01:51:50.199 a car. What are you saying the color Scion or Sion? 2477 01:51:50.319 --> 01:51:55.560 Sorry Cyana, Yeah, Zion. So maybe that's it. Maybe that 2478 01:51:55.640 --> 01:51:59.279 was because I'm I'm it was always feminine, so I'm misremembering, 2479 01:51:59.720 --> 01:52:02.800 so I misremembering. So what the big reveal must have 2480 01:52:02.880 --> 01:52:07.600 been me as young watching Blues Clues was that it's 2481 01:52:07.680 --> 01:52:09.520 maybe being surprised that it was a girl. And I 2482 01:52:09.680 --> 01:52:13.039 was like mad because I thought I had a gay 2483 01:52:13.159 --> 01:52:16.279 sexual awakening being attracted to Blue, but it turns out 2484 01:52:16.319 --> 01:52:18.520 that I was attracted to a female. The entire time 2485 01:52:18.560 --> 01:52:19.239 was like, I guess I'm not. 2486 01:52:19.239 --> 01:52:22.880 Gadding and the dog yeah, and the whole dog part, well, 2487 01:52:23.159 --> 01:52:26.000 you're like, whatever it's I want that Blue like was 2488 01:52:26.199 --> 01:52:30.439 technically could speak because you know, Steve understood. 2489 01:52:29.960 --> 01:52:33.439 Blue, yeah, and women can't speak, right, and so I 2490 01:52:33.600 --> 01:52:34.920 was like, I. 2491 01:52:35.199 --> 01:52:37.640 Kind of didn't think of Blue as a dog per 2492 01:52:37.720 --> 01:52:43.720 se speaking creature. But what Raven, Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's crazy. 2493 01:52:43.720 --> 01:52:48.039 Exactly these lines the people you're validating in these agents 2494 01:52:48.079 --> 01:52:50.760 are like, you're doing weight, but. 2495 01:52:51.239 --> 01:52:53.920 Your empisode where they reveal it were Magentia did a 2496 01:52:53.960 --> 01:52:56.199 backflip and then a giant. 2497 01:52:58.760 --> 01:53:02.880 Stephen the bottom of his Oh yeah, it broke Steve's jaw. 2498 01:53:03.119 --> 01:53:07.479 And that's why the emergency room, the whole episode was 2499 01:53:07.520 --> 01:53:07.840 about the. 2500 01:53:07.800 --> 01:53:09.760 Healthcare system, and that's how Joe showed up. 2501 01:53:09.880 --> 01:53:14.239 Yeah, yea, Joe got his Steve got his job, Bens 2502 01:53:15.720 --> 01:53:22.039 Fat Dick, I'll be I gotta replace my show. I 2503 01:53:22.119 --> 01:53:23.000 gotta go to college. 2504 01:53:23.640 --> 01:53:25.399 I'm never gonna be able to suck big again ship 2505 01:53:25.520 --> 01:53:28.039 and then so he leaves. Then that guy Joe showed up, 2506 01:53:28.079 --> 01:53:30.600 and I was like, I was, I was already too old. Yeah, 2507 01:53:31.119 --> 01:53:34.439 Joe showed up when I was even when I was 2508 01:53:34.640 --> 01:53:36.760 it was I was watching it. I was probably in 2509 01:53:36.880 --> 01:53:40.000 like sixth grade or something. I was probably and I 2510 01:53:40.119 --> 01:53:43.479 was like, I was actually thinking about that. I was like, 2511 01:53:43.560 --> 01:53:45.239 I wonder if I can sit down and watch one 2512 01:53:45.319 --> 01:53:47.640 episode and be entertained. You probably could, and you don't 2513 01:53:47.640 --> 01:53:48.159 want to admit it. 2514 01:53:48.720 --> 01:53:50.359 I think I probably could because I remember that I 2515 01:53:50.399 --> 01:53:51.000 show like Arthur. 2516 01:53:51.079 --> 01:53:52.800 I think that's a good show. I remember that show 2517 01:53:52.880 --> 01:53:55.960 being more different. There was something much more mature compared 2518 01:53:55.960 --> 01:53:59.640 to Blue Show Way bluecos I remember just being nice 2519 01:53:59.760 --> 01:54:03.319 Vine because it's pleasant. It's like Dora and stuff. You know, 2520 01:54:03.399 --> 01:54:07.840 It's that it's those that it's that participation, always being 2521 01:54:07.960 --> 01:54:10.520 happy no matter what. That that so as an adult, 2522 01:54:10.560 --> 01:54:12.279 I'm like, can I because it's like it's like playing 2523 01:54:12.279 --> 01:54:13.800 with action figures. I can't play with him anymore. I 2524 01:54:13.800 --> 01:54:15.920 don't have my imagination doesn't worked that way. So I'm thinking, 2525 01:54:15.960 --> 01:54:18.239 am I gonna enjoy blues clues like in the same way? 2526 01:54:18.319 --> 01:54:22.439 It would be different pretty like a good like vibe. 2527 01:54:22.439 --> 01:54:24.359 There's something about it that is positive and enjoyable. 2528 01:54:24.399 --> 01:54:27.239 I've seen the songs. I like that. I love that, 2529 01:54:27.680 --> 01:54:33.079 I wanted that that. I like how he's so bad 2530 01:54:33.439 --> 01:54:34.159 I love I like. 2531 01:54:34.279 --> 01:54:37.640 I love his simplistic way of drawing things, like he 2532 01:54:37.760 --> 01:54:39.640 was actually really good at drawing, but it was like 2533 01:54:40.680 --> 01:54:42.359 like maybe it was mini takes, but he just he 2534 01:54:42.479 --> 01:54:44.760 never fucked up like you would draw something, and it 2535 01:54:44.840 --> 01:54:45.600 was such a like. 2536 01:54:45.760 --> 01:54:47.960 It was like a perfect line. Yeah, And I was like, 2537 01:54:48.079 --> 01:54:50.239 like a perfect circle, and you're like, what, who is 2538 01:54:50.359 --> 01:54:55.880 doing what? I love a terminator. It's like a robot 2539 01:54:56.399 --> 01:54:58.159 off screen doing it perfectly. 2540 01:54:58.880 --> 01:55:00.199 When I love them that. 2541 01:55:01.840 --> 01:55:02.079 It was. 2542 01:55:04.439 --> 01:55:07.199 One thousand, yeah, one, yeah, exactly. 2543 01:55:07.399 --> 01:55:08.720 Well. I like that because it was like it was 2544 01:55:08.760 --> 01:55:11.560 supposed to be like you can create things with simple drawings, 2545 01:55:11.600 --> 01:55:13.039 you don't have to be the best at it. And 2546 01:55:13.119 --> 01:55:14.960 I was like, this is such a positive shot. I 2547 01:55:15.000 --> 01:55:17.279 always feel like we're so cynical now, but I can't 2548 01:55:17.359 --> 01:55:19.159 enjoy it. I feel like that because he would draw 2549 01:55:19.159 --> 01:55:21.039 a house and I'd be like, fuck. 2550 01:55:22.560 --> 01:55:23.119 You would hate it. 2551 01:55:23.439 --> 01:55:25.199 I hate this show and I hate you Stephen, fuck 2552 01:55:25.279 --> 01:55:27.479 you Blue, I hope everybody dies against a newter and 2553 01:55:27.600 --> 01:55:30.600 fuck you Paprika. And someone cheated. That's definitely not your 2554 01:55:31.399 --> 01:55:34.319 you lie ship. There's that was some weird. 2555 01:55:38.560 --> 01:55:41.039 He never really uses salt, does he, because those have 2556 01:55:41.119 --> 01:55:44.800 been around for years. He's bland as he has he 2557 01:55:44.840 --> 01:55:45.640 has for guests. 2558 01:55:45.720 --> 01:55:48.000 I think they're empty, but they're just like I think 2559 01:55:48.039 --> 01:55:49.800 it's like it's like an image of out. 2560 01:55:50.479 --> 01:55:51.840 I mean, that's even more psychotic to me. 2561 01:55:52.000 --> 01:55:53.760 You know, there's alive at that moment. 2562 01:55:55.000 --> 01:55:56.640 No, because you can hear it when they. 2563 01:55:56.640 --> 01:55:59.760 Move, Sure you can. They're making anthimes. Only a certain 2564 01:55:59.840 --> 01:56:03.600 things is alive in his house. Not everything budget like the. 2565 01:56:05.840 --> 01:56:10.920 All right, yeah, let's forth walallet you what I did? 2566 01:56:12.439 --> 01:56:14.279 You ripped this exercise apart. 2567 01:56:15.640 --> 01:56:19.239 Something. It's a budget a pot of a show. It's 2568 01:56:19.319 --> 01:56:20.600 a lot of a dumb kids show. 2569 01:56:20.760 --> 01:56:24.079 White the service always take place in hallways, like I 2570 01:56:24.119 --> 01:56:25.359 think he's stepping on the car bed. 2571 01:56:25.399 --> 01:56:32.439 That's just screaming like it's time that loud and he's 2572 01:56:32.439 --> 01:56:34.359 got dancing. Here's the mail. 2573 01:56:34.520 --> 01:56:38.720 He never failed the fucking carpet is screaming. 2574 01:56:40.399 --> 01:56:43.920 When because I want a will my rad. 2575 01:56:50.359 --> 01:57:04.479 He's fisting the email box, the fly Goods. Yeah, get 2576 01:57:04.560 --> 01:57:05.520 all the mail out of there. 2577 01:57:09.439 --> 01:57:10.840 So many bills. 2578 01:57:12.800 --> 01:57:14.920 There, filled me up, filled me up quick. They're all 2579 01:57:15.039 --> 01:57:19.359 eviction notices. He hasn't made. 2580 01:57:19.880 --> 01:57:20.399 Last one. 2581 01:57:20.880 --> 01:57:23.199 The most recent one just says please leave now. 2582 01:57:23.960 --> 01:57:25.640 It's like a shot of the Blues Clues House and 2583 01:57:25.880 --> 01:57:30.079 zooms out and the rest of it is just the bronx. He's, dude, 2584 01:57:30.119 --> 01:57:32.079 that's cool, that's cool. 2585 01:57:33.159 --> 01:57:36.960 That that fucking that iconic. Yes, that that piosse next 2586 01:57:37.039 --> 01:57:40.039 to the Black House, and like Mali, exact where it is? Yeah? 2587 01:57:40.520 --> 01:57:40.880 Where is it? 2588 01:57:40.960 --> 01:57:41.560 Is it Melbourne? 2589 01:57:41.760 --> 01:57:43.800 It's uh, it's it looks like it's in melbourn It's 2590 01:57:44.239 --> 01:57:47.399 me it's not. It's not in Maliboury yet, but it's 2591 01:57:47.439 --> 01:57:50.319 on the way. It's not, it's not it's not improper. 2592 01:57:50.399 --> 01:57:51.680 It's not in Malibu proper. 2593 01:57:52.159 --> 01:57:53.600 It's it's adjacent. 2594 01:57:53.920 --> 01:57:56.600 It's but I thought it's on its way to being 2595 01:57:56.680 --> 01:57:57.239 in Malibu. 2596 01:57:59.239 --> 01:58:00.880 The house is slowly migrating. 2597 01:58:01.000 --> 01:58:03.479 Yeah, no, no, no, it's I would say Santa Monica 2598 01:58:04.079 --> 01:58:07.079 or okay, it's I know Santa Monica. 2599 01:58:07.640 --> 01:58:10.319 That place is probably gone then, yeah, it's actually, oh, 2600 01:58:10.520 --> 01:58:13.720 I know that's the Palasades. Yeah yeah, that area, no 2601 01:58:13.840 --> 01:58:17.159 ship gone, that pig house might be gone. That's interesting. 2602 01:58:17.159 --> 01:58:17.800 I want to check. 2603 01:58:17.920 --> 01:58:20.840 It's too bad. I saw it a few Uh well 2604 01:58:21.039 --> 01:58:23.520 what October those last time? I want to I want 2605 01:58:23.520 --> 01:58:25.880 to get to this question specifically because people keep people 2606 01:58:25.960 --> 01:58:28.720 keep writing in this Yeah, and I don't understand if 2607 01:58:28.840 --> 01:58:30.680 like we just never addressed I feel like we've addressed it. 2608 01:58:31.079 --> 01:58:33.520 Mister Hot Salsa wrote in this is Hello dark Cast. 2609 01:58:33.800 --> 01:58:36.920 Do you guys remember when the guy that dressed up 2610 01:58:36.960 --> 01:58:40.119 as Ghastan killed himself with fireworks with a fireworks mortar 2611 01:58:40.159 --> 01:58:43.199 by placing it next to his head. This happened years ago. 2612 01:58:44.199 --> 01:58:47.199 I don't we've talked about that like people have. I've 2613 01:58:47.279 --> 01:58:49.800 never talked about this, and people have brought this up 2614 01:58:49.880 --> 01:58:50.640 in comments. 2615 01:58:52.039 --> 01:58:54.239 That's hilarious and I don't why don't I know? I 2616 01:58:54.359 --> 01:58:56.960 don't remember this? That's so interesting? Was he was he 2617 01:58:57.079 --> 01:59:01.520 ghost for a bit, like for one frame, for exactly 2618 01:59:01.600 --> 01:59:02.600 one frame, he was. 2619 01:59:02.600 --> 01:59:03.159 On a bike to. 2620 01:59:06.199 --> 01:59:08.960 Dumb like just laughing. 2621 01:59:14.680 --> 01:59:18.319 Shows up everything and he's just like the whole scene 2622 01:59:18.319 --> 01:59:22.479 except for a second. That's what killing yourself for like 2623 01:59:22.560 --> 01:59:25.239 something like that? Sure, like having a whole thing where 2624 01:59:25.319 --> 01:59:27.960 like there's an image of the image of like a 2625 01:59:28.039 --> 01:59:29.880 hard image of you are like a gallow like hanging 2626 01:59:29.920 --> 01:59:32.319 your something like telding for a frame. And then you 2627 01:59:32.720 --> 01:59:34.520 die obviously, and they're like, oh man, that was a 2628 01:59:34.560 --> 01:59:35.760 really cool picture to take him. 2629 01:59:36.239 --> 01:59:38.600 But now he's like gone. It would be cool if 2630 01:59:38.600 --> 01:59:41.800 if everyone when when everyone died you you you t posed. 2631 01:59:42.399 --> 01:59:45.239 That was like you know your default, how you wake up. 2632 01:59:45.399 --> 01:59:45.720 You're like. 2633 01:59:47.880 --> 01:59:52.039 You stand up though, you like stand up for you. 2634 01:59:57.520 --> 02:00:02.079 Everyone cried and everyone f I don't know what. 2635 02:00:02.159 --> 02:00:04.359 Would that be? The day? The day that what the day? 2636 02:00:05.520 --> 02:00:09.880 The greatest day of my life? 2637 02:00:10.760 --> 02:00:19.039 I hate I hate lig I hate life. 2638 02:00:19.640 --> 02:00:23.319 Hating hate life. Hating life is more people than like, 2639 02:00:25.199 --> 02:00:28.079 like hating life is is cosmically bad. 2640 02:00:28.840 --> 02:00:31.840 That's like so loud taking up with Chad Kroger. That's 2641 02:00:31.920 --> 02:00:33.039 not even like demons. 2642 02:00:33.119 --> 02:00:41.119 It's still talking. We're off on a fucking journey. 2643 02:00:42.319 --> 02:00:44.079 I don't even know what the fun we were talking about. 2644 02:00:44.119 --> 02:00:47.039 I just want, like, I hate living things, all of them. 2645 02:00:47.199 --> 02:00:49.920 Just Chad Kroger. But he's just Red. He's just he's 2646 02:00:50.039 --> 02:00:54.279 just always Red crogerger. 2647 02:00:54.960 --> 02:00:59.119 About death every one day. Every line's gonna go out 2648 02:00:59.119 --> 02:01:02.479 in the universe. Everything is gonna be gone. There's gonna 2649 02:01:02.479 --> 02:01:05.560 be no one, nothing left, and I'm gonna be around laughing, 2650 02:01:05.840 --> 02:01:11.079 laughing and dancing the favorite. That's I think that's half 2651 02:01:11.119 --> 02:01:13.520 of a quote from a book. What do you mean, 2652 02:01:13.560 --> 02:01:14.359 what's the reference? 2653 02:01:14.359 --> 02:01:16.760 What's the what do you It's like reference to something 2654 02:01:16.800 --> 02:01:20.439 of blood Meridian. You talk about that a lot, so 2655 02:01:20.640 --> 02:01:25.840 twice it's more than normal. I mentioned blood Meridian exactly zero. 2656 02:01:29.359 --> 02:01:39.800 Damn can you do it the entire way? No, mean, 2657 02:01:40.039 --> 02:01:41.600 let's say you have the power to actually do it. 2658 02:01:41.680 --> 02:01:45.119 Let's then you can do it. If you have no 2659 02:01:45.479 --> 02:01:48.760 hold on you would have to I guess with so 2660 02:01:48.880 --> 02:01:52.359 much force that the momentum finishes, it finishes it because 2661 02:01:52.560 --> 02:01:53.640 after this you're gone. 2662 02:01:54.439 --> 02:01:56.560 So like it would be more like you lash your 2663 02:01:56.600 --> 02:01:59.239 fingers into your skull. Thing I like reminds me of 2664 02:01:59.319 --> 02:02:03.600 and you have you got lose yourself starts playing because 2665 02:02:03.600 --> 02:02:05.000 you got one fucking shot at that. 2666 02:02:05.239 --> 02:02:07.880 Yeah, exactly that you think Eminem. 2667 02:02:07.560 --> 02:02:07.840 Can do it. 2668 02:02:08.399 --> 02:02:15.199 Eminem is just he's like okie boogie but full of Eminem's. 2669 02:02:17.039 --> 02:02:19.159 What. I've never seen him bleed or anything, So I 2670 02:02:19.199 --> 02:02:19.399 don't know. 2671 02:02:19.479 --> 02:02:21.880 I've never seen eminem bleed. I've never seen him p. 2672 02:02:23.119 --> 02:02:25.640 LP is him fucking bleeding and pissing, that's all it is. 2673 02:02:25.720 --> 02:02:28.600 You never get a good look into his mouth. 2674 02:02:28.960 --> 02:02:30.359 He's got his mic really close. 2675 02:02:30.279 --> 02:02:31.239 Right, so you can't even tell. 2676 02:02:31.279 --> 02:02:33.680 You can't even tell if he's onto something. I think 2677 02:02:33.720 --> 02:02:34.560 I might be onto something. 2678 02:02:34.680 --> 02:02:37.600 I think also, uh, his daughter Haley. 2679 02:02:37.640 --> 02:02:41.159 We should test her blood, do'em? 2680 02:02:41.319 --> 02:02:41.479 Yeah? 2681 02:02:42.479 --> 02:02:44.640 Who is she? Who is she married to or having 2682 02:02:44.640 --> 02:02:47.399 a kid with Tony Hawk's son. 2683 02:02:50.640 --> 02:02:52.039 Diet. 2684 02:02:52.079 --> 02:02:55.640 That's a crazy that's a crazy linking. That's like how 2685 02:02:55.680 --> 02:02:59.640 they is like a wild combination. They would make a 2686 02:03:00.159 --> 02:03:03.479 great video game. They gotta make a video game. They 2687 02:03:03.520 --> 02:03:05.720 would see it on a human. Seeing on a human, 2688 02:03:05.720 --> 02:03:11.279 I'm splitting looking on the board and slipping on what 2689 02:03:11.319 --> 02:03:13.079 you gotta do to get in through the skateboarding to. 2690 02:03:13.479 --> 02:03:19.560 Six and six don't have six? All the other grind grind, grind. 2691 02:03:21.039 --> 02:03:25.600 Grind, grind, grind grind grind, funny ass video of like 2692 02:03:25.720 --> 02:03:28.479 a hash slasher movie where like she's like insulting the 2693 02:03:28.560 --> 02:03:30.239 slasher and the slasher. 2694 02:03:30.640 --> 02:03:33.359 Hits her one time and bisects her head through a tree. 2695 02:03:34.239 --> 02:03:35.239 I think I know what that movie is. 2696 02:03:35.319 --> 02:03:39.000 And I was like, I know exactly what you're talking. 2697 02:03:39.439 --> 02:03:40.800 I don't know what the movie is. He like super 2698 02:03:40.880 --> 02:03:45.560 human or something, or he's really upset, he's batching her 2699 02:03:47.239 --> 02:03:50.920 like that, and it's like Jesus Christ. Maybe stop insulting the. 2700 02:03:50.960 --> 02:03:54.880 Guys anyway, mister Salsa, I remember, I guess they don't. Yeah, 2701 02:03:55.239 --> 02:03:56.039 I swear to god. 2702 02:03:56.079 --> 02:03:57.920 This has been brought up in Maybe not, maybe not 2703 02:03:58.079 --> 02:04:00.319 to the vivid details. Maybe it was in we talked 2704 02:04:00.359 --> 02:04:03.960 about a Gaston killing himself, but not with fireworks his head. 2705 02:04:04.199 --> 02:04:06.039 Maybe we made a scenario of him murding himself. 2706 02:04:06.119 --> 02:04:08.119 We talked about Gaston a couple of times recently. Sure 2707 02:04:08.359 --> 02:04:09.920 we just talking about him being sexually harrassed. 2708 02:04:10.319 --> 02:04:14.880 Oh yeah that no one set his scalp with fire 2709 02:04:15.000 --> 02:04:22.920 like everyone's having. 2710 02:04:25.399 --> 02:04:25.439 This. 2711 02:04:25.600 --> 02:04:27.600 Actually, this is so rare that we have a perfect 2712 02:04:27.640 --> 02:04:28.279 this is perfect. 2713 02:04:28.640 --> 02:04:32.479 Speaking of gast On Grumbledore wrote in he says, hey, Warlock, 2714 02:04:32.640 --> 02:04:35.720 Barred and gun Slinger, if you can replace one villain 2715 02:04:35.960 --> 02:04:38.600 or main character from a from a game or a 2716 02:04:38.680 --> 02:04:42.399 movie and replace them with another character from a completely different. 2717 02:04:42.199 --> 02:04:45.399 Gamer movie, who would it be and how would it 2718 02:04:45.520 --> 02:04:46.319 change the story. 2719 02:04:47.359 --> 02:04:51.880 It'd be Sean with Gaston, actually Sean from Red. 2720 02:04:52.359 --> 02:04:56.640 Guess you can't just say Sean first name and expect 2721 02:04:57.319 --> 02:05:00.279 that that's gonna. Oh, clearly he's talking about Sean from 2722 02:05:00.359 --> 02:05:01.119 Red Dead. 2723 02:05:01.560 --> 02:05:04.880 Mic from Red Dead, but we get no, Mike gets 2724 02:05:04.880 --> 02:05:10.800 so integral. We need his racism, we need his racism. Damn. 2725 02:05:10.840 --> 02:05:14.039 That's an interesting question because there's so many possibilities. Yeah, 2726 02:05:14.760 --> 02:05:23.199 I would put Freezer in Breaking Bad. Freezer is Gus, 2727 02:05:24.600 --> 02:05:28.720 and Gus is on NAMIC and he's gotta figure, he's 2728 02:05:28.720 --> 02:05:31.119 gotta figure things. He's on pre pod. He's like in 2729 02:05:31.199 --> 02:05:35.920 this in the pod. So I guess how do what? 2730 02:05:36.000 --> 02:05:36.680 We gotta explore? 2731 02:05:36.720 --> 02:05:42.960 This look like Mexico? Waitway, So Freeze is on NAMIC. 2732 02:05:43.640 --> 02:05:47.159 No, No, Gus, Gus Gus Fring is on NAMIC. 2733 02:05:47.840 --> 02:05:53.119 Oh oh yeah yeah Freezer album Albuquerque, ne Vaxine. 2734 02:05:53.159 --> 02:05:55.479 So does Freezer own losspoilers hormonals? 2735 02:05:55.720 --> 02:05:55.920 Yes? 2736 02:05:56.279 --> 02:06:01.439 Does he have his abilities? That's Freezer. Uh, I'm gonna 2737 02:06:01.439 --> 02:06:03.079 I'm gonna say they swap Uh. 2738 02:06:03.600 --> 02:06:08.720 That is where Gus has Freeze his power and Freezer 2739 02:06:08.800 --> 02:06:11.760 is simply very intimidating. 2740 02:06:12.079 --> 02:06:14.039 Now do they now the last thing last? But he's 2741 02:06:14.079 --> 02:06:17.560 still freezing? Like every what is the hell? Is this 2742 02:06:17.960 --> 02:06:23.039 the last thing? Are they aware of? Are they aware 2743 02:06:23.119 --> 02:06:25.399 that that the switch has been made, like they are 2744 02:06:25.439 --> 02:06:28.560 no longer like memories like you. 2745 02:06:29.720 --> 02:06:32.560 Oh, that's a good question. Do you have memories of 2746 02:06:32.600 --> 02:06:34.960 their prioritize? What do you think would be funny change now? 2747 02:06:35.840 --> 02:06:38.279 I think it's funny if they just accept, like what's 2748 02:06:38.319 --> 02:06:40.760 happening with like no questions. Okay, Well it's like what 2749 02:06:40.920 --> 02:06:42.359 I guess this is it? I guess what if you 2750 02:06:42.399 --> 02:06:44.239 throw a dildo in a way over the change now thing? 2751 02:06:44.279 --> 02:06:49.640 He's like, change now? Does it have to be sentient 2752 02:06:49.640 --> 02:06:51.920 and you just plow it to death? 2753 02:06:52.960 --> 02:06:57.039 Because if it isn't, like it would have to be sentient. 2754 02:06:57.119 --> 02:07:00.479 I think you can only change your bodies and sentientcause otherwise, 2755 02:07:01.000 --> 02:07:01.720 because otherwise he. 2756 02:07:01.720 --> 02:07:03.359 Would be like he would change. 2757 02:07:03.760 --> 02:07:06.720 It's just possession. Well you can never change back, huh. 2758 02:07:07.680 --> 02:07:11.079 Or just the idea of just like even just a 2759 02:07:11.159 --> 02:07:13.840 thin layer of dirt over you, you know what I mean, 2760 02:07:13.920 --> 02:07:19.279 Like who's become spect It's a really terrible power, it 2761 02:07:19.319 --> 02:07:21.000 would be, Yeah, I guess it asked. I mean, what 2762 02:07:21.079 --> 02:07:23.720 if you miss and you hit grass? 2763 02:07:23.840 --> 02:07:24.359 Now you're grass. 2764 02:07:24.479 --> 02:07:26.880 It's like a terrible power. That is very true. 2765 02:07:26.920 --> 02:07:28.760 How you could just easily miss and then it would 2766 02:07:28.800 --> 02:07:31.279 hit Yeah, they didn't. They should have explored that. They 2767 02:07:31.279 --> 02:07:33.520 should have explored it more. Yeah, he should have became 2768 02:07:33.520 --> 02:07:37.239 a thermost. Yeah, the person, that's what he says changed. 2769 02:07:37.279 --> 02:07:38.600 Now the person gets like paralyzed. 2770 02:07:39.520 --> 02:07:41.880 Is that what's supposed to happen. I just think he's 2771 02:07:42.000 --> 02:07:45.439 just tried to do with the vegeta. It is weird 2772 02:07:45.600 --> 02:07:48.640 that I feel like they should be able to dodge that. 2773 02:07:49.279 --> 02:07:52.000 But obviously for convenience. 2774 02:07:51.560 --> 02:07:54.920 They can dodge things like that. They'd be dodging everything 2775 02:07:54.920 --> 02:07:56.319 and it would be a series of no one really. 2776 02:07:56.239 --> 02:07:59.479 Hit never work, no one would hit anybody ever again. 2777 02:08:00.760 --> 02:08:03.520 Dodging the show? Who just dodged? Who threw the frog 2778 02:08:03.640 --> 02:08:06.720 in the path? Who was it? Was it? 2779 02:08:06.800 --> 02:08:10.800 I don't remember it was he was? He was Goku, right, That's. 2780 02:08:10.680 --> 02:08:13.119 What it was, Gou's body, I think, yeah. 2781 02:08:13.000 --> 02:08:14.319 And then it was getting the shit kicked out of 2782 02:08:14.359 --> 02:08:16.319 and then he was going to change again this I need. 2783 02:08:16.279 --> 02:08:18.319 To watch this again, Like, I just don't remember the 2784 02:08:18.359 --> 02:08:19.039 sequence events. 2785 02:08:19.079 --> 02:08:21.119 It's making me realize that I haven't seen it. Dude, 2786 02:08:21.119 --> 02:08:24.119 I don't think I've seen a series since the twenty tens. 2787 02:08:24.439 --> 02:08:26.520 That was the last time I properly watched DBZ. Last 2788 02:08:26.560 --> 02:08:29.119 time I watched DZ proper was literally like two thousand 2789 02:08:29.119 --> 02:08:29.680 and seven. 2790 02:08:30.640 --> 02:08:33.359 Wow, like I watched. 2791 02:08:33.760 --> 02:08:35.159 I mean, I just like the thing is like there's 2792 02:08:35.199 --> 02:08:36.680 been so many games since then where it's just like 2793 02:08:36.760 --> 02:08:41.119 I I've consistently been refreshed by it and obviously like abridged. 2794 02:08:42.520 --> 02:08:42.640 Right. 2795 02:08:43.760 --> 02:08:46.359 I know the fights encyclopedically, I just don't know the 2796 02:08:46.760 --> 02:08:49.079 I don't know the minutes a minute moments. I know 2797 02:08:49.119 --> 02:08:52.960 the big moments. Yeah, I been a good watch. Do that? 2798 02:08:53.840 --> 02:08:55.680 Where the fuck Crunchy Roll? 2799 02:08:56.159 --> 02:08:56.960 What kind of thing? 2800 02:08:57.720 --> 02:09:00.800 Yeah? And then it's like the verse You're gonna get 2801 02:09:01.199 --> 02:09:03.680 you so many different persons, did you guys see when 2802 02:09:03.800 --> 02:09:07.840 Crunchy Role was like bugging out? I didn't want to. 2803 02:09:07.960 --> 02:09:10.279 This was like twenty eighteen or nineteen where I wanted 2804 02:09:10.319 --> 02:09:14.720 to cancel my subscription and instead of a cancel button, 2805 02:09:14.920 --> 02:09:19.159 it said like to a small button and a large 2806 02:09:19.239 --> 02:09:22.840 button of no keep my subscription. And I was like, 2807 02:09:23.560 --> 02:09:25.479 how do I Cause you go to cancel and then 2808 02:09:25.479 --> 02:09:27.279 it's like it's supposed to be canceled or no keep 2809 02:09:27.319 --> 02:09:30.000 my subscription. It was both, no keep my subscription. 2810 02:09:30.319 --> 02:09:31.880 That's crazy. I took a screenshot. I was like, what 2811 02:09:32.000 --> 02:09:32.680 the fuck is this? 2812 02:09:33.439 --> 02:09:35.720 It went viral, but like it went viral in a 2813 02:09:35.760 --> 02:09:40.279 way that I wasn't. I wasn't trying to accuse crunchy 2814 02:09:40.359 --> 02:09:42.680 role of being sorry this is it was a fundimation. 2815 02:09:43.239 --> 02:09:44.399 Oh this is fundimation. 2816 02:09:44.720 --> 02:09:45.960 I think I do remember hearing about that. 2817 02:09:46.119 --> 02:09:46.880 I wasn't trying. 2818 02:09:47.319 --> 02:09:49.560 I wasn't trying to accuse them of being predatory. I 2819 02:09:49.640 --> 02:09:52.079 think it was just a bug that is funny as 2820 02:09:52.079 --> 02:09:53.920 fun you know. And then so it went viral and 2821 02:09:53.960 --> 02:09:55.560 a bunch of people are shitting all over them. I 2822 02:09:55.640 --> 02:09:56.760 was like, I just thought it was funny. 2823 02:09:56.760 --> 02:09:59.039 I didn't think like you were like like, oh, they're 2824 02:09:59.079 --> 02:10:01.039 trying to steal my money. I just thought like, it 2825 02:10:01.199 --> 02:10:01.960 looks hilarious. 2826 02:10:02.039 --> 02:10:05.640 Then you started to clan rally and you're like, oh, it. 2827 02:10:05.680 --> 02:10:08.159 Got brokeed into Uh, which one was it? 2828 02:10:08.239 --> 02:10:08.560 One of the. 2829 02:10:10.800 --> 02:10:13.199 Voice actor was accused of some funked up ship victor 2830 02:10:15.239 --> 02:10:19.439 whatever the broy guy it was that got roped into it. 2831 02:10:19.680 --> 02:10:20.239 It was weird. 2832 02:10:21.800 --> 02:10:25.279 Did you guys see the song that he wrote about 2833 02:10:25.359 --> 02:10:29.000 like there's so look, I gotta I gotta be honest. 2834 02:10:29.000 --> 02:10:30.479 I don't know anything about what happened with that. 2835 02:10:30.600 --> 02:10:31.039 The whole thing. 2836 02:10:31.159 --> 02:10:32.239 I really didn't care. 2837 02:10:32.680 --> 02:10:35.399 It was not in my world at all. But that 2838 02:10:35.560 --> 02:10:40.159 guy he wrote a like this song about how. 2839 02:10:40.319 --> 02:10:46.239 Everyone's fake and everybody sucks was voic broy Can the 2840 02:10:46.279 --> 02:10:50.640 Silver Surfer have sex? Probably not even Moore once upon 2841 02:10:50.720 --> 02:10:53.119 a time? Probably, Yeah, it sucks. We could probably make. 2842 02:10:53.000 --> 02:10:57.000 A comic because like a co all. 2843 02:10:56.960 --> 02:10:57.399 Right, you got it? 2844 02:10:57.560 --> 02:11:00.439 Make sure this to me? Yeah, you hurt people? And 2845 02:11:00.520 --> 02:11:03.920 it's this guy, it's the original Barly guy. And he 2846 02:11:04.039 --> 02:11:05.560 just has this like really dramatic video. 2847 02:11:05.680 --> 02:11:06.920 Is it pretending to be blier? 2848 02:11:07.079 --> 02:11:07.920 No? Oh? 2849 02:11:13.520 --> 02:11:23.600 With the chorus hurt people, hurt people, It's like there's 2850 02:11:23.640 --> 02:11:26.000 this British fucking rock bullshit. 2851 02:11:26.920 --> 02:11:29.000 So it's like it's like not Billy idol, but like 2852 02:11:29.159 --> 02:11:32.279 you know, like it's so weird, he's not. 2853 02:11:32.439 --> 02:11:33.479 It sounds like everything. 2854 02:11:33.560 --> 02:11:37.520 It sounds like seven months ago, seven seven months ago. 2855 02:11:37.760 --> 02:11:39.079 Everyone make sure to me. 2856 02:11:39.119 --> 02:11:39.760 He's like seen this. 2857 02:11:40.560 --> 02:11:43.039 It's like it's so and the video is wild. So 2858 02:11:43.279 --> 02:11:44.520 is it a song about himself? 2859 02:11:44.840 --> 02:11:47.319 Yeah, it's a song about how like everybody he's the 2860 02:11:47.359 --> 02:11:50.439 hurt people people, right people? 2861 02:11:51.479 --> 02:11:58.439 That's I mean kinda, I mean yeah, yes, these are 2862 02:11:58.439 --> 02:12:01.520 the lyrics. And again I don't know if he's innocent 2863 02:12:01.600 --> 02:12:02.479 or I really don't know what the fuck. 2864 02:12:02.680 --> 02:12:03.039 I don't know. 2865 02:12:03.119 --> 02:12:07.279 Actually, this is just funny to me. The lyrics are 2866 02:12:07.479 --> 02:12:10.520 killing my light, won't make your light shine any brighter. 2867 02:12:11.279 --> 02:12:14.039 Weighing me down won't make your burdens one bit lighter. 2868 02:12:15.079 --> 02:12:17.439 Cut me apart won't add one inch to your life 2869 02:12:17.560 --> 02:12:21.479 growing Oh wait a minute, your glass house would not 2870 02:12:21.600 --> 02:12:23.520 survive all the rocks you're throwing. 2871 02:12:24.279 --> 02:12:27.439 He's taking no responsibility. This is a complete victim complex. 2872 02:12:27.720 --> 02:12:30.640 He's basically being we're the hurt or the people criticize him, 2873 02:12:30.680 --> 02:12:34.439 or the hurt ones. Right, Yeah, yeah, it's ship. If 2874 02:12:34.720 --> 02:12:37.479 I don't know, I'm assumed a lot of times. I'm 2875 02:12:37.520 --> 02:12:39.760 be honest, how many times it's a weird reaction. If 2876 02:12:39.800 --> 02:12:42.319 you are indeed innocent, I would say it's weird because 2877 02:12:42.399 --> 02:12:45.039 it's just like whatever, it's a very it's it's. 2878 02:12:45.600 --> 02:12:49.359 Let's just say, let's weigh the the allegations being true 2879 02:12:49.479 --> 02:12:52.119 versus not being true. It weighs heavily in the favor 2880 02:12:52.279 --> 02:12:54.520 of allegations a lot of times being true, a lot 2881 02:12:54.560 --> 02:12:56.079 a lot of times when the victims come out and 2882 02:12:56.079 --> 02:12:57.279 say some fucked up shit or whatever. 2883 02:12:58.000 --> 02:12:59.960 More times than not. There's like when there's smoke, there's fire, 2884 02:13:00.720 --> 02:13:03.199 and so probably why I didn't look into this point 2885 02:13:03.199 --> 02:13:04.760 because I'm like, it's probably just another guy is doing 2886 02:13:04.760 --> 02:13:09.960 some weird ship. I have no it, I've I personally 2887 02:13:09.960 --> 02:13:11.720 don't care about that guy at all. So that's yeah, 2888 02:13:11.800 --> 02:13:13.199 that's the thing where I didn't look into it. I 2889 02:13:13.239 --> 02:13:16.319 didn't think, I'll say this when I was watching Dragon 2890 02:13:16.319 --> 02:13:19.560 ball Z. I never thought, like man Broally, sure is 2891 02:13:19.560 --> 02:13:23.199 irreplaceable exactly, Like that was never like part of it. 2892 02:13:23.399 --> 02:13:25.239 Like so like not that I'm sure he's a great voice. 2893 02:13:25.279 --> 02:13:26.840 Act again, Bruce Banner. 2894 02:13:26.960 --> 02:13:30.359 It's like Vic mgnon Vic McNally, if you if you 2895 02:13:30.439 --> 02:13:34.960 do V I C and then M I G, you'll yeah. 2896 02:13:36.039 --> 02:13:41.319 Oh it's oh he'st Italian vic meg. But I know 2897 02:13:41.399 --> 02:13:43.119 that I know that this was like a hot button issue. 2898 02:13:43.159 --> 02:13:45.800 Don't write in about like I don't. We don't care, 2899 02:13:46.239 --> 02:13:47.760 not super serious about this. We don't even know what 2900 02:13:47.800 --> 02:13:50.760 the function. It's just a very funny song for somebody 2901 02:13:50.800 --> 02:13:57.439 to write because it's just like brother gay people, gay people, Gamie. 2902 02:14:00.079 --> 02:14:04.119 Yeah, I think I think Freezer in uh owning Lormanos 2903 02:14:05.399 --> 02:14:07.000 slitting Victor's throat. 2904 02:14:08.840 --> 02:14:10.680 Would be with his tail or something. 2905 02:14:11.439 --> 02:14:14.359 Okay, So it says multiple accounts alleged that he kissed 2906 02:14:14.520 --> 02:14:18.399 Grope and made lude or homophobic comments to fans with 2907 02:14:18.479 --> 02:14:22.319 the other outside. That's is that real, That's what it says, laughing. 2908 02:14:22.920 --> 02:14:24.880 It's just funny because it's like I'm just imagining that 2909 02:14:25.000 --> 02:14:29.560 guy like berating like fans. Yeah, I remember queers. I remember. 2910 02:14:29.600 --> 02:14:33.119 The big contention was that like one of the reasons 2911 02:14:33.279 --> 02:14:36.119 was that he was like inappropriate in the booth or 2912 02:14:36.159 --> 02:14:37.920 like that he would like make jokes or something, which 2913 02:14:37.960 --> 02:14:39.880 is like, really, I mean, come on, like we've all 2914 02:14:39.920 --> 02:14:40.520 heard the Goku. 2915 02:14:40.640 --> 02:14:43.760 We've all heard Goku called what is it Gohanna? 2916 02:14:45.479 --> 02:14:48.640 Yes, like so somebody I remember being like a big 2917 02:14:48.840 --> 02:14:50.800 kind of contingent point where it's like that's so dumb. 2918 02:14:51.000 --> 02:14:52.680 So somebody may have just took offense to that. One 2919 02:14:52.880 --> 02:14:55.239 was just clearly like people like us just fucking around 2920 02:14:55.239 --> 02:14:56.720 in the booth, Yeah, riffing. 2921 02:14:56.520 --> 02:14:58.880 Like people rift seriously, which it's possible. 2922 02:14:58.880 --> 02:14:59.159 I don't know. 2923 02:14:59.600 --> 02:15:03.800 The voice actress Monica Ryle and Jamie Marchie tweeted out 2924 02:15:03.800 --> 02:15:06.319 the support for speaking out and alleged that he also 2925 02:15:06.560 --> 02:15:07.760 sexually harassed them. 2926 02:15:08.279 --> 02:15:12.159 So he's like buy or something. He's harassing unless Jamie 2927 02:15:12.399 --> 02:15:15.680 Jamie's also a woman actually is probably that's probably more woman. Well, 2928 02:15:15.720 --> 02:15:17.640 I just thought I'm so used to it's Jamie Heineman 2929 02:15:17.720 --> 02:15:22.359 from MythBusters. What do you do? He did? He molested me. 2930 02:15:24.800 --> 02:15:27.880 Big mcnogna molested me in the booth. I was guest 2931 02:15:27.880 --> 02:15:33.479 starring on an episode of Dragonball myth he loses appeal 2932 02:15:33.600 --> 02:15:34.520 to the suit. 2933 02:15:34.640 --> 02:15:34.840 Damn. 2934 02:15:34.880 --> 02:15:37.800 Let's just this should have been twenty twenty two, this 2935 02:15:38.039 --> 02:15:39.199 article by NPR. 2936 02:15:40.079 --> 02:15:42.600 Yeah, he even that was late. Definitely it was that 2937 02:15:42.840 --> 02:15:45.000 that I remember this happening like like twenty seventeen, eighteen, 2938 02:15:45.479 --> 02:15:46.039 like something like that. 2939 02:15:46.520 --> 02:15:46.720 Yeah. 2940 02:15:47.920 --> 02:15:54.239 Anyway, huh, probably a scumbag. Maybe probably listen to Hurt 2941 02:15:54.279 --> 02:15:55.199 People by Vic mcd. 2942 02:15:55.600 --> 02:15:58.239 Yeah, watch it and cover it. It's it's yeah, cover it. 2943 02:15:59.159 --> 02:15:59.800 This is such a weird. 2944 02:16:00.199 --> 02:16:02.159 It's really it's just so funny the video because it's 2945 02:16:02.159 --> 02:16:03.439 like so dramatic's like black and white. 2946 02:16:03.680 --> 02:16:06.800 Yeah, and then it cuts to like a smartphone with 2947 02:16:06.880 --> 02:16:07.600 like a crack in it. 2948 02:16:08.640 --> 02:16:08.800 You know. 2949 02:16:09.039 --> 02:16:11.399 It's very film students, it's very funny. 2950 02:16:12.640 --> 02:16:15.920 I'd rather watch fucking h David Lynch's ship like a 2951 02:16:15.960 --> 02:16:18.279 thousand times over, like his music videos. 2952 02:16:18.680 --> 02:16:24.560 Who David Lynch? The creepy films that are just fucking strange, 2953 02:16:24.840 --> 02:16:28.880 Like I want like, I watch watched What Did Jack Do? 2954 02:16:28.960 --> 02:16:31.880 A million times? Yeah, have you seen What Did Jack Do? 2955 02:16:32.520 --> 02:16:36.319 This movie where like he's he's interrogating a monkey and 2956 02:16:36.399 --> 02:16:38.200 the monkey's like, I didn't kill her. 2957 02:16:38.760 --> 02:16:40.159 I thought the monkey was gonna be like just like. 2958 02:16:43.040 --> 02:16:46.200 It's not like he's got this ridiculous effect, like it's 2959 02:16:46.200 --> 02:16:49.639 something that we could do where it's just like green screen. 2960 02:16:49.440 --> 02:16:52.559 Mouth, I didn't kill her. 2961 02:16:53.079 --> 02:16:55.680 That's I loved her. I love that. 2962 02:16:55.959 --> 02:17:00.840 And it's like it's just it's crazy. It's fifteen minutes 2963 02:17:00.959 --> 02:17:04.159 or something. It's on Netflix. That's not it's ridiculous. 2964 02:17:04.159 --> 02:17:04.959 Okay, check that out. 2965 02:17:05.280 --> 02:17:11.120 It's it's a watch crazy anyway. Let's see the clown 2966 02:17:11.200 --> 02:17:16.280 wrote in you know him there were Hello, three wise men. 2967 02:17:17.239 --> 02:17:20.239 Just a simple question for you today, What would your 2968 02:17:20.280 --> 02:17:24.040 thoughts be if Elon Musk wasted taxpayer money on building 2969 02:17:24.079 --> 02:17:27.879 a real life sentinel from Marvel with one simple task 2970 02:17:29.239 --> 02:17:30.920 going after the trans. 2971 02:17:31.840 --> 02:17:33.920 I'd be like, this is really bad. It's pretty bad. 2972 02:17:34.440 --> 02:17:35.879 It's pretty bad. This is really bad. 2973 02:17:36.680 --> 02:17:38.920 It's like, what like forty people if it looked like 2974 02:17:39.079 --> 02:17:43.440 a right look first sentage wise, that's such a crazy 2975 02:17:43.680 --> 02:17:47.719 like to build a machine to hunt down like point 2976 02:17:48.159 --> 02:17:50.280 whatever percentage of people is so fucking. 2977 02:17:50.399 --> 02:17:51.239 How do they dictate that? 2978 02:17:52.600 --> 02:17:54.319 Yeah, like, let's not let's not get there when they 2979 02:17:54.319 --> 02:17:57.639 get Caitlyn Jenner. Yes, that's. 2980 02:17:59.319 --> 02:17:59.360 So. 2981 02:17:59.479 --> 02:18:00.040 Here's the thing. 2982 02:18:03.079 --> 02:18:07.319 I will depending on how they look, is how I 2983 02:18:07.520 --> 02:18:08.319 will react to them. 2984 02:18:09.520 --> 02:18:13.399 That's what If they look like like if they look 2985 02:18:13.520 --> 02:18:18.120 like the fucking Brian Singer ones or what you know, 2986 02:18:18.239 --> 02:18:22.239 the Future movie. If they look like that where they're 2987 02:18:22.280 --> 02:18:26.879 like maybe twelve feet tall or something, I'm like, funck this. Yeah, 2988 02:18:27.959 --> 02:18:30.399 well you know they're not at school. 2989 02:18:30.559 --> 02:18:33.000 It's funny you said, so you said, it depends on 2990 02:18:33.040 --> 02:18:33.479 how they look. 2991 02:18:33.639 --> 02:18:36.360 If they look like, say, how I grew up with 2992 02:18:36.600 --> 02:18:40.440 knowing how how ridiculously large they are. 2993 02:18:40.559 --> 02:18:45.319 Now how unreasonably large they are. It seems like a waste, 2994 02:18:45.520 --> 02:18:48.200 massive waste of it. They're literally ripping off the roofs 2995 02:18:48.239 --> 02:18:52.440 of three story buildings. Liberty prime. 2996 02:18:52.799 --> 02:18:57.920 Yeah, they're literally like that size, and it's like this. 2997 02:18:58.239 --> 02:19:00.559 At least that made more sense, I guess, because they're 2998 02:19:00.559 --> 02:19:02.600 not those The liberty primes aren't for. 2999 02:19:02.760 --> 02:19:04.920 Hunting people, right, you know what I mean? 3000 02:19:05.040 --> 02:19:07.639 Like these things would say the liberty crime was just 3001 02:19:07.719 --> 02:19:11.760 like killing the ice cream truck driver, because it's just 3002 02:19:11.879 --> 02:19:14.559 like the sentils are so big, and it's like you're. 3003 02:19:14.479 --> 02:19:17.520 Not even able to maneuver well enough to capture a 3004 02:19:17.600 --> 02:19:20.520 lot of them, like say if they were just smaller, 3005 02:19:21.159 --> 02:19:24.280 and like say those the future robots, those fucking the Nimron, 3006 02:19:25.360 --> 02:19:29.159 Like those things are perfect. They're terrifying. Also, yeah, they're 3007 02:19:29.200 --> 02:19:34.959 extremely powerful, they're they're limber, they're quick. Anyway, I want 3008 02:19:34.959 --> 02:19:38.360 to because you said, yeah, Bishop, he's like gonna. 3009 02:19:38.120 --> 02:19:40.520 Get So you said your approval of the robots depends 3010 02:19:40.559 --> 02:19:42.840 on how they look, because I think it's interesting because 3011 02:19:42.840 --> 02:19:46.200 that's probably the robot certification for you know how they would. 3012 02:19:46.520 --> 02:19:51.079 Yeah, but here's the thing, so I knowing ayone they're 3013 02:19:51.159 --> 02:19:53.399 gonna look terrible and they're gonna be unfinished. So this 3014 02:19:53.479 --> 02:19:55.840 is why, this is why, like I would. 3015 02:19:55.840 --> 02:19:58.559 An autopilot and crash into a lake. They're just gonna 3016 02:19:58.639 --> 02:20:02.280 kill random people. Yeah, they're not gonna work like his 3017 02:20:03.239 --> 02:20:06.760 his machines that he's building. Cyber truck. 3018 02:20:06.799 --> 02:20:08.079 It don't pick up a baby, and it'll be like 3019 02:20:08.200 --> 02:20:09.920 this is not an adult human. 3020 02:20:13.159 --> 02:20:18.040 Cannot determine human male or Female's gonna throw it high 3021 02:20:18.159 --> 02:20:26.040 up penis. Penis too small to in decay. Is that 3022 02:20:26.239 --> 02:20:31.719 a penis or clip? And then it's that quick yeah, 3023 02:20:31.799 --> 02:20:34.799 and then there's just a guy with long hair, clearly 3024 02:20:35.000 --> 02:20:37.760 a shmell shmell. 3025 02:20:39.000 --> 02:20:42.799 That is crazy. And then uh just what I just 3026 02:20:42.840 --> 02:20:46.760 felt like it was a earthquake. My right arm is 3027 02:20:47.200 --> 02:20:52.000 felt really weird. Right arm finally giving up, finally after 3028 02:20:52.040 --> 02:20:53.079 all this jerking. 3029 02:20:56.799 --> 02:20:59.479 Hurt yerking, we do we do like one more? We're 3030 02:20:59.479 --> 02:20:59.920 got one more? 3031 02:21:00.200 --> 02:21:02.840 Uh talk talking about she says a little bit. I 3032 02:21:02.840 --> 02:21:03.920 want to pay I want to add on a good one. 3033 02:21:03.959 --> 02:21:05.280 There's a couple here, but like I want to make 3034 02:21:05.319 --> 02:21:09.079 it a good silver surfer. Can't like conjure up like 3035 02:21:09.159 --> 02:21:12.280 a regular penis. You probably can, Okay, So but you 3036 02:21:12.319 --> 02:21:13.920 think he doesn't have the desire to fun anymore because 3037 02:21:13.920 --> 02:21:17.479 he has no balls? Yeah, probably doesn't. That suck. What 3038 02:21:17.559 --> 02:21:19.639 if he was like a really sexually active human and 3039 02:21:19.680 --> 02:21:23.719 then fucking glactus is like, uh no, you're he wasn't human? 3040 02:21:23.719 --> 02:21:26.200 He was then lone. Yeah, but they they obviously had 3041 02:21:26.559 --> 02:21:30.319 genitals because they then how did they fucking reproduce? 3042 02:21:33.440 --> 02:21:36.399 Like there's like really no difference between them, a different parts. 3043 02:21:37.079 --> 02:21:39.319 That's it. They're just bald, all of them that's it. 3044 02:21:39.600 --> 02:21:41.079 Yeah, and then he was like, all right, I'll do 3045 02:21:41.239 --> 02:21:44.639 this to save my planet. And then fucking Glactus theesn't 3046 02:21:44.680 --> 02:21:47.159 he still fuck his planet anyway or something he wants. 3047 02:21:47.399 --> 02:21:50.319 Service tries to escape. He throws it somewhere where he's like, don't, 3048 02:21:50.319 --> 02:21:53.520 but he don't. Alright, I think Surfer moves it, one 3049 02:21:53.559 --> 02:21:55.760 of them. I think Surfer moves it. 3050 02:21:56.559 --> 02:21:59.120 So I just can't find it anymore. It's like, I'll 3051 02:21:59.159 --> 02:22:00.000 still be your fucking. 3052 02:21:59.760 --> 02:22:00.920 Hero, still be a herald. 3053 02:22:01.000 --> 02:22:02.959 And then he just zapped his penis away so you 3054 02:22:03.000 --> 02:22:06.159 can stay focused on finding them good planets. That's fucked up, man. 3055 02:22:06.639 --> 02:22:08.719 He's a He's a tragic character. He's always been the 3056 02:22:08.760 --> 02:22:11.239 coolest character because he's like, you guys are really dumb. 3057 02:22:11.319 --> 02:22:13.600 Humans are very stupid. You guys have like everything you 3058 02:22:13.680 --> 02:22:16.600 need and y'all still dumb. Yeah, I'm I'm not gonna 3059 02:22:16.600 --> 02:22:18.440 like to eat this place and he flies away. Spiderman 3060 02:22:18.559 --> 02:22:21.760 is like, please don't, and he's like, all right, kid, whatever, 3061 02:22:22.600 --> 02:22:23.079 I'll help. 3062 02:22:23.840 --> 02:22:26.920 Ready for our last last yeah, last question from our 3063 02:22:26.920 --> 02:22:29.680 patrons over our patreont comp slash start Tank. Remember, go 3064 02:22:29.760 --> 02:22:31.959 over there, ask us questions if you want get Gabby 3065 02:22:32.000 --> 02:22:33.319 and Zach back on the podcast again. 3066 02:22:33.399 --> 02:22:34.680 Please wrote in. 3067 02:22:37.239 --> 02:22:40.959 Mess, it's act possible to get ahold of It's always like, 3068 02:22:41.719 --> 02:22:43.680 I mean, it makes sense. I don't know what the 3069 02:22:43.760 --> 02:22:46.079 TV world is like, but I imagine it's fucking especially 3070 02:22:46.120 --> 02:22:46.600 an animation. 3071 02:22:46.680 --> 02:22:49.360 It's just like a lot just put out a filler. 3072 02:22:49.399 --> 02:22:51.319 I mean, even if he doesn't get back, it doesn't 3073 02:22:51.319 --> 02:22:51.600 get back. 3074 02:22:51.760 --> 02:22:54.280 Yeah, I guess I could do that. But uh yeah, 3075 02:22:54.319 --> 02:22:56.079 so they were ady, he says, be Rabbit, Papa Doc 3076 02:22:56.120 --> 02:22:58.639 and black cheddar Bob. Not really a question, but I'm 3077 02:22:58.760 --> 02:23:01.399 so tired of guys being pigs all the time. I 3078 02:23:01.520 --> 02:23:03.920 understand men being horny, but it gets on my nerves 3079 02:23:03.920 --> 02:23:05.959 when coworkers are friends openly talking about cheating on their 3080 02:23:05.959 --> 02:23:10.040 significant others with slightly attractive women. That's why we're just 3081 02:23:10.120 --> 02:23:12.639 straight up saying some wild shit about their bodies. I'm 3082 02:23:12.639 --> 02:23:14.479 a guy, and I've never understood this type of behavior. 3083 02:23:14.920 --> 02:23:16.760 I'm trying to see what y'all think of this. 3084 02:23:17.319 --> 02:23:18.159 That's been much. 3085 02:23:18.360 --> 02:23:21.040 I actually very much agree. Like I don't know, man, like, 3086 02:23:21.120 --> 02:23:24.319 I've never the whole like, uh. 3087 02:23:25.879 --> 02:23:29.440 Like the whole, like the whole premise of that women 3088 02:23:29.559 --> 02:23:31.120 have of like when guys get together they just talk 3089 02:23:31.159 --> 02:23:32.120 about like pussy or whatever. 3090 02:23:32.479 --> 02:23:35.239 It's like, that's never I've never experienced that in my life. 3091 02:23:35.600 --> 02:23:37.520 You're also not that kind of guy are on those 3092 02:23:37.559 --> 02:23:40.040 kind of games. I've experienced that definitely in my life. 3093 02:23:40.120 --> 02:23:44.360 Yeah, I've been around many, but you guys did sports 3094 02:23:44.760 --> 02:23:47.399 many insecure men that pretend like they're getting a bunch 3095 02:23:47.399 --> 02:23:49.159 of pussy and they're not, obviously. 3096 02:23:48.959 --> 02:23:50.360 Or even the ones that do, and it just ayre 3097 02:23:50.520 --> 02:23:52.959 so verge like vulgar and disgusting about it. 3098 02:23:53.000 --> 02:23:56.079 And it's like from from my experience, the ones that 3099 02:23:57.159 --> 02:23:59.680 say they're they're not getting that much, dude, they're just 3100 02:24:00.239 --> 02:24:03.159 like from the people that it was the people that 3101 02:24:04.280 --> 02:24:07.239 even like say the dudes that would talk about their 3102 02:24:07.280 --> 02:24:09.680 dicks all the time they had small digs and like 3103 02:24:10.520 --> 02:24:12.600 literally like the friends that I had that had like 3104 02:24:12.879 --> 02:24:16.600 large hogs would never talk about their pieces often. It 3105 02:24:16.680 --> 02:24:19.559 was just like it was very Yeah, and this happens 3106 02:24:19.559 --> 02:24:21.520 a lot to where I realized that these people, the 3107 02:24:21.559 --> 02:24:24.040 ones that the locker room talking ship, it's all projection. 3108 02:24:24.159 --> 02:24:27.760 They're all they're they're they're not getting pussy the way 3109 02:24:27.799 --> 02:24:30.559 they are. They're just not the ones that are. You 3110 02:24:30.680 --> 02:24:32.200 kind of have the private information out of home a 3111 02:24:32.239 --> 02:24:32.639 lot of times. 3112 02:24:32.680 --> 02:24:34.600 I mean I knew, I knew no were getting pussy 3113 02:24:34.600 --> 02:24:35.959 I would talk about all the time, and it'd be 3114 02:24:36.000 --> 02:24:38.239 fucking like just just kind of like in the worst 3115 02:24:38.239 --> 02:24:41.040 wayte possible, where it's like what is talk about your 3116 02:24:41.079 --> 02:24:42.959 mom like that? Like is this like this is completely 3117 02:24:43.000 --> 02:24:44.920 die meeting women? I mean they and I thought it 3118 02:24:45.000 --> 02:24:47.079 was funny to a degree. I did laugh because I 3119 02:24:47.159 --> 02:24:48.920 was like, this is crazy hearing this, but like, yeah, 3120 02:24:49.360 --> 02:24:51.879 they were. It was definitely like morbid at times, and 3121 02:24:51.959 --> 02:24:54.600 I'm like, dude, I don't like dou retraded nudes. We 3122 02:24:54.799 --> 02:24:57.200 were like trade nudes amongst each other and this is 3123 02:24:57.360 --> 02:24:59.920 really fucked up. But it's really fucked up. I mean 3124 02:25:00.079 --> 02:25:03.200 I definitely had girls really just defeat the purpose of them. 3125 02:25:03.559 --> 02:25:06.520 I definitely had girls nuds I should have had if 3126 02:25:06.840 --> 02:25:08.360 I never gave my girlfriends ones out. 3127 02:25:08.479 --> 02:25:11.239 That was like my one line if they weren't significant others, Like, 3128 02:25:11.760 --> 02:25:15.159 like I understand how young men would be doing vulgar 3129 02:25:15.200 --> 02:25:19.079 ship like that if you if people are sharing news 3130 02:25:19.120 --> 02:25:22.079 of their significant others, like of the actual girlfriends and 3131 02:25:22.120 --> 02:25:26.440 ship and like holy shit, because that's something that that's 3132 02:25:26.479 --> 02:25:28.719 so uncalled for it's like why it really is, why 3133 02:25:28.760 --> 02:25:31.079 would you want people to see I guess those are 3134 02:25:31.079 --> 02:25:32.319 the people that grow up to be cucks in a 3135 02:25:32.360 --> 02:25:34.680 way that they're like they have like trophy wives and 3136 02:25:34.760 --> 02:25:37.319 they want to show off there and then like maybe 3137 02:25:37.319 --> 02:25:39.879 even have somebody fuck them or something, because I don't 3138 02:25:39.959 --> 02:25:42.959 want to share my lady with you all that kind 3139 02:25:42.959 --> 02:25:45.520 of nuts unless she was already like in that. 3140 02:25:45.600 --> 02:25:48.719 Industry and she's my possession. I mean, yeah, it's my girlfriend, 3141 02:25:48.719 --> 02:25:50.719 my partner, she's my property for sure. 3142 02:25:51.079 --> 02:25:56.040 Yeah, I've never I've never liked that vibe. It just 3143 02:25:56.079 --> 02:25:59.000 always struck me. It's like try hard, very like, Yeah, 3144 02:25:59.040 --> 02:26:02.479 nerds aren't like that. Look, they don't fucking well, well, 3145 02:26:02.520 --> 02:26:03.120 I haven't. 3146 02:26:03.120 --> 02:26:05.559 Not the ones that I've known, but like I've I 3147 02:26:05.680 --> 02:26:06.799 know some. There are no. 3148 02:26:06.879 --> 02:26:08.840 Deviant nerds, but they're usually the ones that try to 3149 02:26:08.920 --> 02:26:11.440 operate quietly and then get caught doing some fucked up shit. 3150 02:26:11.680 --> 02:26:13.760 They're not usually ones like hah, man, I fucked this 3151 02:26:13.840 --> 02:26:16.200 girl last night, and because they're like. 3152 02:26:17.799 --> 02:26:18.559 Like that's a sense. 3153 02:26:18.799 --> 02:26:20.600 I don't think I've ever said, you know what I mean. 3154 02:26:20.520 --> 02:26:22.959 Like I find this girl life. Yeah, I'm trying to 3155 02:26:23.000 --> 02:26:23.559 think of me. 3156 02:26:23.639 --> 02:26:25.200 One time in my life where I was like, I 3157 02:26:25.360 --> 02:26:28.200 can't believe I bagged this, and I'll be like, look 3158 02:26:28.239 --> 02:26:29.559 at this person, you know what I mean. 3159 02:26:29.680 --> 02:26:32.120 Yeah, but that was like only once in my life. Yeah, 3160 02:26:32.319 --> 02:26:33.159 and I ever felt that way. 3161 02:26:33.319 --> 02:26:35.559 I don't only talk about like I don't even and 3162 02:26:36.000 --> 02:26:37.639 to be fairy, because it was just like with all 3163 02:26:37.719 --> 02:26:41.399 my friends too. We didn't really the subject had to 3164 02:26:41.479 --> 02:26:44.399 have come up for some reason, but we never were like, oh, 3165 02:26:44.520 --> 02:26:47.000 let's compare the notches on our belts and ship like. 3166 02:26:47.520 --> 02:26:48.920 Oh, I definitely came up when I was in high school. 3167 02:26:48.920 --> 02:26:50.440 In high school, that's when I was fucking a lot, 3168 02:26:50.879 --> 02:26:52.440 and then like as I got older, I was in 3169 02:26:52.520 --> 02:26:54.840 like I think out of high school, I've been in 3170 02:26:54.920 --> 02:26:57.760 like maybe two or three relationships. Yeah, all the relatively 3171 02:26:57.840 --> 02:26:59.959 long term like for four Lily, there's like another girl's 3172 02:27:00.040 --> 02:27:03.159 two years on and off a lot. Yeah, and then 3173 02:27:03.280 --> 02:27:06.079 like before that, it was a girl I was dating, 3174 02:27:06.159 --> 02:27:09.559 like several times we had like splits and breaks and 3175 02:27:09.639 --> 02:27:11.639 then I would obviously go fuck other girls and she'd 3176 02:27:11.680 --> 02:27:13.200 find out. She'd be really mad, and I'm like, we're 3177 02:27:13.239 --> 02:27:16.120 not together anymore. Yeah. I never asked her because I 3178 02:27:16.120 --> 02:27:18.079 just didn't want to find out. Yeah, but I always 3179 02:27:18.520 --> 02:27:22.000 was made to feel bad and I'm like, but you well, 3180 02:27:22.840 --> 02:27:26.719 that's what my dick would do. It'd be like, but 3181 02:27:26.840 --> 02:27:29.120 you you were, you were were not together. You broke 3182 02:27:29.200 --> 02:27:31.000 up with me, And she's like yeah, but like I 3183 02:27:31.120 --> 02:27:33.000 assume you care enough to like try to get me back. 3184 02:27:33.000 --> 02:27:35.520 And it's like, I did you just like you were 3185 02:27:35.520 --> 02:27:38.760 a bitch. So I absolutely fuck your dad. 3186 02:27:39.760 --> 02:27:43.559 Absolutely fucked your dad. Fucking someone's dad you dated. It's crazy, Yeah, I. 3187 02:27:43.559 --> 02:27:46.799 Mean it's definitely crazy. If you're not gay, oh you 3188 02:27:46.959 --> 02:27:51.360 got there's gotta be either it's horrible. If you're not gay, 3189 02:27:51.440 --> 02:27:52.600 then it's like evil. 3190 02:27:52.399 --> 02:27:54.159 You gotta be crazy. If I there was this girl 3191 02:27:54.239 --> 02:27:57.399 that this girl she pulled she pulled a jar head. 3192 02:27:57.399 --> 02:27:59.159 I didn't know she had a boyfriend because she she 3193 02:27:59.360 --> 02:28:01.840 she's a terrible person, so she pulled the jar head 3194 02:28:01.879 --> 02:28:03.440 on because the guy was in the army. I feel 3195 02:28:04.760 --> 02:28:06.600 like throughout the summer I was smashing this girl throughout 3196 02:28:06.600 --> 02:28:08.559 the summer. She was one of those girls that showed 3197 02:28:08.639 --> 02:28:10.799 up later in our school, Like she was like, oh, 3198 02:28:10.959 --> 02:28:13.799 new girl, big boobies, And I was like, oh yeah. 3199 02:28:14.040 --> 02:28:15.760 At some point I was. 3200 02:28:17.600 --> 02:28:20.840 Like at some point of and so the funny thing 3201 02:28:20.920 --> 02:28:22.440 is I didn't smash her in high school. It was 3202 02:28:22.440 --> 02:28:25.799 outside high school, but so that we reconnected and then anyway, 3203 02:28:25.959 --> 02:28:30.559 long story short, I once dropped her off and I 3204 02:28:30.719 --> 02:28:33.000 meet her dad. I must have told because I must 3205 02:28:33.040 --> 02:28:35.200 have told this before, at least because he was he 3206 02:28:35.440 --> 02:28:37.399 was what he said something along the lines of you're 3207 02:28:37.440 --> 02:28:39.920 one of the good ones, like he was racist, and 3208 02:28:40.000 --> 02:28:41.479 I was like, god damn it. Of course you have 3209 02:28:41.559 --> 02:28:45.440 a racist as his daddy, fucking white trash bitch, and uh, 3210 02:28:47.239 --> 02:28:48.680 that would have been great if I fucked. 3211 02:28:48.440 --> 02:28:49.520 Him, you know, like. 3212 02:28:51.079 --> 02:28:55.159 If I think I show you how good I am. 3213 02:28:56.159 --> 02:28:59.719 He's like, oh, yeah, I've definitely been the guy that 3214 02:29:00.040 --> 02:29:02.079 the girl who had like a boyfriend who I knew. 3215 02:29:02.600 --> 02:29:05.959 I knew him in high school. Then he was then 3216 02:29:06.120 --> 02:29:08.319 I couldn't do it. We fucked when I was like 3217 02:29:08.440 --> 02:29:12.200 eighteen and I found out he didn't like spy. Oh 3218 02:29:12.280 --> 02:29:12.760 he felt bad. 3219 02:29:12.799 --> 02:29:13.879 Okay, I felt really really bad. 3220 02:29:13.920 --> 02:29:15.479 I did it again though, but like I felt really 3221 02:29:15.520 --> 02:29:20.600 really bad. I fucking horny and dumb and you're just 3222 02:29:20.680 --> 02:29:23.040 making bad decisions and like, I just I don't want 3223 02:29:23.079 --> 02:29:25.840 that karma on me. Man, it's bad karma. I wasn't 3224 02:29:25.840 --> 02:29:26.159 proud of it. 3225 02:29:26.319 --> 02:29:27.559 I don't want that on me. I wouldn't do that, 3226 02:29:27.639 --> 02:29:30.559 even like say he was a cunt though the homies. Uh, 3227 02:29:30.760 --> 02:29:32.959 there was a time when I went on tour there 3228 02:29:33.040 --> 02:29:37.600 was this girl that was like thirsting, and uh the 3229 02:29:37.799 --> 02:29:41.399 singer was talking to her first, but like so he 3230 02:29:41.600 --> 02:29:43.440 I saw him kind of like see the other corn 3231 02:29:44.159 --> 02:29:46.360 Like clearly, I'm not fucking flirting with this girl, but 3232 02:29:46.440 --> 02:29:49.479 she's like clearly like oh I want to fuck, like 3233 02:29:49.959 --> 02:29:52.040 I want something to happen. But I see dude like 3234 02:29:52.239 --> 02:29:53.840 stewing in the corner. Like I was like, this is 3235 02:29:53.920 --> 02:29:56.319 gonna be a problem for the rest of the tour, 3236 02:29:57.040 --> 02:30:00.239 you know. So I was kind of like, hey, bitch, 3237 02:30:00.319 --> 02:30:01.680 get away from me. Like it was kind of like 3238 02:30:01.719 --> 02:30:04.120 one of those things where like a pussy dude, you 3239 02:30:04.159 --> 02:30:06.239 want to watch you know. 3240 02:30:06.239 --> 02:30:08.200 What she did? Like we so I took down her 3241 02:30:08.280 --> 02:30:09.920 number when we were because she let a stay at 3242 02:30:09.920 --> 02:30:11.719 her house to like cause you know, we were like 3243 02:30:11.760 --> 02:30:15.120 in the because we had a van. I get it, culture, 3244 02:30:15.159 --> 02:30:17.120 I understand the circumstances of why you did that. I 3245 02:30:17.239 --> 02:30:19.159 could never bring myself to stay at a woman's house 3246 02:30:19.159 --> 02:30:20.840 that wants to me and I don't want to I 3247 02:30:20.920 --> 02:30:21.799 feel like I'm in danger. 3248 02:30:21.879 --> 02:30:22.360 I don't know why. 3249 02:30:22.479 --> 02:30:24.559 Yeah, I mean, everything was fine, but like it was. 3250 02:30:24.639 --> 02:30:26.319 It was one thing I took down her number because 3251 02:30:26.319 --> 02:30:27.200 I had my cell phone. 3252 02:30:27.479 --> 02:30:28.520 It's fun and. 3253 02:30:30.200 --> 02:30:31.319 But yeah, everything was cool. 3254 02:30:31.360 --> 02:30:33.000 But then she she texted me when we were leaving, 3255 02:30:33.120 --> 02:30:35.440 and then she she just if it wasn't any clear 3256 02:30:35.520 --> 02:30:37.040 what it was last night. She's like, man, I really 3257 02:30:37.079 --> 02:30:38.200 wanted to get with you last night. 3258 02:30:38.239 --> 02:30:43.000 I'm like, I know that. I didn't know that, but like, yeah, 3259 02:30:43.440 --> 02:30:45.600 you know, whole boy. 3260 02:30:45.920 --> 02:30:47.479 Some ash and stuff. And it's one of those things 3261 02:30:47.559 --> 02:30:49.840 where I could have been a selfish prick right and 3262 02:30:49.920 --> 02:30:55.639 been like clearly like jackpot, but why not, Well because. 3263 02:30:57.159 --> 02:30:59.959 I'm kidding, but like I took very I took broke 3264 02:31:00.079 --> 02:31:02.680 before hosts very seriously. I actually, even when I was 3265 02:31:02.719 --> 02:31:05.319 in high school, I had a thing where a couple 3266 02:31:05.360 --> 02:31:08.639 of my closest friends were like, let's not like it 3267 02:31:09.079 --> 02:31:10.879 date girls in the high school. 3268 02:31:10.879 --> 02:31:13.200 It's just gonna create problems. So maybe like outside of 3269 02:31:13.280 --> 02:31:16.040 high school, maybe a different high school or something like 3270 02:31:16.319 --> 02:31:16.799 keep crazy. 3271 02:31:17.600 --> 02:31:21.879 It's not really like if you looked at the disasters 3272 02:31:21.959 --> 02:31:24.680 that happened many times other than the high school Sweetheart 3273 02:31:25.159 --> 02:31:25.760 school disaster. 3274 02:31:25.840 --> 02:31:27.239 It's like such a menial disaster. 3275 02:31:27.399 --> 02:31:29.959 But in real time, I'm thinking of real time. I'm 3276 02:31:30.000 --> 02:31:32.360 not thinking of I can't be thinking of hindsight in 3277 02:31:32.479 --> 02:31:34.040 real time. In high school, even. 3278 02:31:33.920 --> 02:31:35.440 In high school, like I had like a very keen 3279 02:31:35.799 --> 02:31:37.920 awareness to I guess about that stumhere, I was like, 3280 02:31:37.959 --> 02:31:40.840 none of this matters, Like I knew high school was 3281 02:31:40.879 --> 02:31:43.680 like completely like for me to not a waste of 3282 02:31:43.760 --> 02:31:44.840 time necessarily. 3283 02:31:44.479 --> 02:31:46.200 But like for me to think that high school was 3284 02:31:46.280 --> 02:31:48.719 all it was at high school is time. So my 3285 02:31:48.760 --> 02:31:50.440 brain was like this is all, this is it, this 3286 02:31:50.559 --> 02:31:50.879 is life. 3287 02:31:51.040 --> 02:31:52.399 At the moment, I felt like these were like my 3288 02:31:52.479 --> 02:31:56.760 most important years or like where I was like, uh I, 3289 02:31:56.959 --> 02:31:59.079 because I know I'm going to be a wage slave 3290 02:31:59.600 --> 02:32:02.120 pretty soon. So this was like the time to where 3291 02:32:02.600 --> 02:32:05.079 let's have fun, don't get bogged down by some bullshit 3292 02:32:05.159 --> 02:32:06.239 that we've seen many of. 3293 02:32:06.760 --> 02:32:07.280 We've seen the. 3294 02:32:07.319 --> 02:32:10.479 Musical chairs of other people swapping and losing friendships together 3295 02:32:10.639 --> 02:32:13.639 like oh were my they're two best friends. Now there's 3296 02:32:13.680 --> 02:32:16.120 one dumb slut fucking ruined their they're not friends. I've 3297 02:32:16.120 --> 02:32:18.040 never had any of those moments. I never had. I 3298 02:32:18.159 --> 02:32:18.840 managed to keep that. 3299 02:32:19.479 --> 02:32:22.600 It fights, man, multiple fights, I've seen in bullshit. That's 3300 02:32:22.639 --> 02:32:25.040 it was kind of like, let's keep that. Let's just 3301 02:32:25.159 --> 02:32:25.639 be smart. 3302 02:32:26.040 --> 02:32:28.879 There are plenty of women everywhere, so you don't have 3303 02:32:29.040 --> 02:32:30.840 to be like I beat this bitch right here in 3304 02:32:30.879 --> 02:32:32.680 my second and third and fourth period. I'm like, bro, 3305 02:32:32.879 --> 02:32:35.680 like just see him after school, and that's the way 3306 02:32:35.680 --> 02:32:36.000 I operate. 3307 02:32:36.079 --> 02:32:38.479 It just made things. It made it much more healthier. 3308 02:32:38.840 --> 02:32:41.440 I mean, it is it is a my situation. Like yeah, 3309 02:32:41.680 --> 02:32:43.120 but like I just in high school. I was like, 3310 02:32:43.120 --> 02:32:45.360 I'm gonna fuck girls in my school because. 3311 02:32:47.879 --> 02:32:48.399 What's present. 3312 02:32:48.559 --> 02:32:51.000 I'm not talking about like I've smashed some high schools. 3313 02:32:51.000 --> 02:32:54.040 But what I mean is, like, say the relationship. 3314 02:32:53.520 --> 02:32:54.799 Thing, I know you didn't be that. 3315 02:32:57.799 --> 02:33:01.760 That sounds crazy. I know you're such an ass. I 3316 02:33:02.719 --> 02:33:06.479 was like, both heard it our high school self. You've 3317 02:33:06.559 --> 02:33:09.360 done that to me directly like that of like, I'm like, 3318 02:33:09.479 --> 02:33:11.479 I don't want to probably would have done the same thing. 3319 02:33:12.520 --> 02:33:14.440 I was hoping you would say it. In fact, I 3320 02:33:14.600 --> 02:33:15.799 was trying to go, you do it. 3321 02:33:16.040 --> 02:33:21.079 Yeah it's a thirty something, Yeah, yeah, it's it's a 3322 02:33:21.159 --> 02:33:23.559 lot of those A lot of those piggish conversations are 3323 02:33:23.559 --> 02:33:24.280 really annoying. 3324 02:33:24.319 --> 02:33:25.600 I wass hated being around them. 3325 02:33:26.200 --> 02:33:26.319 Uh. 3326 02:33:27.159 --> 02:33:30.639 I think it's like I think it's they happen sometimes, 3327 02:33:30.760 --> 02:33:34.159 I guess if you're like, uh, I think I've in 3328 02:33:34.239 --> 02:33:38.520 my entire life, like three conversations that were just like 3329 02:33:39.399 --> 02:33:42.200 egregiously like that, but they were never around fucking other 3330 02:33:42.520 --> 02:33:43.280 like women. 3331 02:33:43.399 --> 02:33:46.120 Yeah, women, or you know, like just the proper dude 3332 02:33:46.200 --> 02:33:47.879 that you know that he's not about that ship, so 3333 02:33:47.920 --> 02:33:49.360 I'm not going to talk to about them. 3334 02:33:49.399 --> 02:33:51.360 And even in that context, it was even more like 3335 02:33:51.479 --> 02:33:53.440 I think in every single one of those situations, it 3336 02:33:53.520 --> 02:33:58.920 was like pretty pretty heavily tinged in like comedy, you know, 3337 02:33:59.200 --> 02:34:02.440 like it was a very jokers conversation. We're just laughing 3338 02:34:02.440 --> 02:34:04.559 at each other about like stupid ship that we sucked 3339 02:34:04.600 --> 02:34:07.879 up about. We're just like, wow, you really really screw you. 3340 02:34:08.399 --> 02:34:09.079 I think that's great. 3341 02:34:09.159 --> 02:34:11.719 Like there's those stories like we all have probably wild 3342 02:34:11.799 --> 02:34:14.120 stories like that that are probably fun, but it's not. 3343 02:34:14.280 --> 02:34:17.600 You don't need to share the details of the penetration, right, Like, 3344 02:34:17.760 --> 02:34:20.399 that's crazy. I've never given people like a play back, 3345 02:34:20.479 --> 02:34:26.360 like give me details, give me detail. That is crazy. 3346 02:34:26.840 --> 02:34:28.959 I shut them down. My dick is this big. And 3347 02:34:29.040 --> 02:34:30.520 then it got a little bit as hard. Was as 3348 02:34:30.559 --> 02:34:32.319 hard as it normally was details. 3349 02:34:32.319 --> 02:34:35.319 It's such a crazy here here, so you so you 3350 02:34:35.319 --> 02:34:36.760 can actually so you don't have the you don't have 3351 02:34:36.799 --> 02:34:40.159 the wonder, how let me show you up over. 3352 02:34:42.040 --> 02:34:44.399 This opens up. 3353 02:34:44.399 --> 02:34:47.399 The blazer pulls out a flesh light. I knew you 3354 02:34:47.479 --> 02:34:49.440 were going to ask for details, so let me show 3355 02:34:49.440 --> 02:34:50.200 you the couch. 3356 02:34:50.280 --> 02:34:55.639 And he was like, that couch is creaking and bending. 3357 02:34:56.840 --> 02:34:59.600 It's a metal couch that is way warm. It's like 3358 02:34:59.639 --> 02:35:01.440 a car crash. Yeah. 3359 02:35:01.440 --> 02:35:03.719 I don't think I've ever had any of my friends 3360 02:35:03.799 --> 02:35:06.840 describe in detail of like how they were fucking a 3361 02:35:06.920 --> 02:35:10.040 chicken specifically or whatever. I've never heard that conversation. I've 3362 02:35:10.040 --> 02:35:11.920 never asked, I've never given that. 3363 02:35:12.120 --> 02:35:14.360 I've heard it, but not from people I'm like, I 3364 02:35:14.600 --> 02:35:16.840 like you, people that like I've been around. 3365 02:35:17.040 --> 02:35:19.120 It's people that you distinctly be like, oh, well, I'm 3366 02:35:19.159 --> 02:35:20.200 not having this person over. 3367 02:35:20.520 --> 02:35:20.920 You can't. 3368 02:35:21.399 --> 02:35:23.159 You can't come to my house, but you could, like 3369 02:35:23.280 --> 02:35:24.799 if you got weed in. 3370 02:35:24.799 --> 02:35:26.559 The library in the beginning of the school period, I 3371 02:35:26.639 --> 02:35:28.079 guess I have to stumm like this for the next 3372 02:35:28.079 --> 02:35:29.360 seven minutes before class starts. 3373 02:35:30.079 --> 02:35:34.520 Oh, I did have so I did have one. My 3374 02:35:34.680 --> 02:35:38.280 ex roommate in O seven I was friends with the 3375 02:35:38.360 --> 02:35:40.159 girl they started dating. I was friends with her before 3376 02:35:40.200 --> 02:35:43.680 they got together, and once they broke up. She was 3377 02:35:43.799 --> 02:35:46.680 just telling me this shit about the things that normally 3378 02:35:46.680 --> 02:35:49.680 I wouldn't want to know. But it was also really funny, 3379 02:35:49.879 --> 02:35:52.239 like he's like he's a freak, and I was just 3380 02:35:52.319 --> 02:35:55.040 like that's I normally wouldn't have wanted to know this, 3381 02:35:55.200 --> 02:35:58.120 but it was so such a wild card that like 3382 02:35:59.040 --> 02:36:02.799 it was things. Ah, it's just things that I wouldn't do, 3383 02:36:03.120 --> 02:36:05.799 you know, like uh yeah, you know, like he turned 3384 02:36:05.920 --> 02:36:11.040 like I just say, without being super vulgar, you know, 3385 02:36:11.120 --> 02:36:14.520 once he once he finishes, he turns into a he 3386 02:36:14.600 --> 02:36:16.399 turns into like a mop. 3387 02:36:19.040 --> 02:36:26.159 Like literally, yeah, that is the most insane thing ever 3388 02:36:30.319 --> 02:36:33.159 quite like like for real, like a swiffer. 3389 02:36:34.479 --> 02:36:35.280 Yeah, he mop. 3390 02:36:35.319 --> 02:36:37.000 He'd mop, he'd mop up the place because he was 3391 02:36:37.040 --> 02:36:39.760 literally a mop. So he'd mop up all the all 3392 02:36:39.840 --> 02:36:43.120 the finish. And you remember the times that he's like 3393 02:36:43.399 --> 02:36:45.479 drank from your cup. You remember the time he's like 3394 02:36:45.600 --> 02:36:50.840 fucking giving you like kisses on the forehead, Like I'm 3395 02:36:50.840 --> 02:36:51.200 be honest. 3396 02:36:51.239 --> 02:36:53.600 One of the reasons why I've I'm not a home before, 3397 02:36:53.680 --> 02:36:55.559 I swear, But like I never I never felt like 3398 02:36:55.600 --> 02:36:58.239 super comfortable always like unless it was alcohol that like 3399 02:36:58.639 --> 02:37:00.959 you know, it's killing all the whatever is in your mouth, 3400 02:37:01.520 --> 02:37:02.719 you feel the human being. 3401 02:37:03.239 --> 02:37:06.239 Were I just more of a germophone than I cannot. 3402 02:37:06.520 --> 02:37:08.479 I don't like drinking people stuff. If it was alcohol, 3403 02:37:08.479 --> 02:37:10.440 I'm like, I'm fine, but a regular drink. I've seen 3404 02:37:10.440 --> 02:37:13.159 motherfuckers like their lips are like dipping in the ship, 3405 02:37:13.159 --> 02:37:14.280 and I'm like, I don't know, who's the last time 3406 02:37:14.280 --> 02:37:14.879 you brush your teeth. 3407 02:37:14.879 --> 02:37:16.079 I'm just I can't do that. 3408 02:37:16.280 --> 02:37:18.159 I also can't eat food, Like I don't like eating 3409 02:37:18.159 --> 02:37:19.959 after people really bad, like it really bothers. 3410 02:37:20.040 --> 02:37:22.280 Food is not as bad as it really bothers. 3411 02:37:22.319 --> 02:37:23.719 It depends on what it is, like it's kind of 3412 02:37:23.760 --> 02:37:26.159 worse to me if I can see, if I can see, 3413 02:37:26.200 --> 02:37:29.280 like say, if it's like a like a something that's 3414 02:37:29.399 --> 02:37:31.879 really messy and that you can see it like you're 3415 02:37:31.959 --> 02:37:33.520 just getting all into it, I'm. 3416 02:37:33.399 --> 02:37:33.920 Like, I don't want that. 3417 02:37:35.959 --> 02:37:37.760 When she was because she was like obviously like every 3418 02:37:37.840 --> 02:37:39.719 person like her at age, they don't know how to 3419 02:37:39.799 --> 02:37:42.920 eat food. I like, not not like not having the teeth. 3420 02:37:42.920 --> 02:37:44.959 There's herd like just a chew your grammar. This food, 3421 02:37:45.120 --> 02:37:47.000 Oh my god, you couldn't do it. You would birdy 3422 02:37:47.079 --> 02:37:48.719 her and stuff. I couldn't do that for my grammar, 3423 02:37:48.719 --> 02:37:50.719 even though even though she means the world to me 3424 02:37:50.799 --> 02:37:54.280 and I should like her, raising me should validate me. 3425 02:37:54.360 --> 02:37:56.319 At least doing something like that forever she needs it. 3426 02:37:57.079 --> 02:38:00.479 I couldn't do that. I'm like, hey, hey, miss go home, 3427 02:38:00.559 --> 02:38:03.559 go home for no reason. Yeah, hey, Lily breaks her back, 3428 02:38:03.680 --> 02:38:06.200 do you wipe her ass for her? Yeah? Yeah, that's crazy, 3429 02:38:06.319 --> 02:38:10.280 that's crazy. I won't do that for a baby. I couldn't. 3430 02:38:10.280 --> 02:38:13.680 That's legendary. My baby shots himself and be like, ill, gross, 3431 02:38:13.799 --> 02:38:15.479 clean yourself off. 3432 02:38:15.600 --> 02:38:20.280 Figure it out. Yeah, just like I didn't have a baby. 3433 02:38:20.360 --> 02:38:25.520 Slanting on the room of its not bad. Crazy like skating, 3434 02:38:26.639 --> 02:38:28.239 it's so much extra force. 3435 02:38:28.319 --> 02:38:30.000 You're making me feel better about having a kid. 3436 02:38:30.680 --> 02:38:31.239 That's not bad. 3437 02:38:31.719 --> 02:38:35.879 I was out and changed on divers but on the 3438 02:38:35.959 --> 02:38:42.879 tub by the foot, yeah, I don't know. 3439 02:38:45.920 --> 02:38:47.079 It's a sonic move. 3440 02:38:50.760 --> 02:38:51.159 That's fine. 3441 02:38:51.239 --> 02:38:52.799 Yeah, I don't know. Sex is sexy, is cool? 3442 02:38:52.799 --> 02:38:53.280 What's important? 3443 02:38:53.319 --> 02:38:53.639 I like it. 3444 02:38:54.000 --> 02:38:56.799 But it's also like it also fills me with rage 3445 02:38:57.760 --> 02:38:59.920 because it's it's like such a source of so many 3446 02:39:00.239 --> 02:39:02.239 fucking bad horror stories in my life. 3447 02:39:02.360 --> 02:39:03.479 For me, it's for no reason. 3448 02:39:03.559 --> 02:39:07.440 I just wish women weren't trash. It's all women's fault 3449 02:39:07.479 --> 02:39:07.639 for me. 3450 02:39:08.639 --> 02:39:10.879 It's it's it's always not always women's fault for me. 3451 02:39:10.959 --> 02:39:13.120 It's it's like there's like a pretty fifty to fifty 3452 02:39:13.159 --> 02:39:13.360 for me. 3453 02:39:13.520 --> 02:39:20.159 I am. I'm a fantastic guy guy, right, I'm a 3454 02:39:20.280 --> 02:39:21.040 really great guy. 3455 02:39:21.159 --> 02:39:21.319 Now. 3456 02:39:21.479 --> 02:39:23.079 I've been really in the wrong half the time. I've 3457 02:39:23.120 --> 02:39:25.239 been really like completely like what the fuck? 3458 02:39:25.319 --> 02:39:26.600 Why do you do this to me? I'm a great 3459 02:39:26.639 --> 02:39:29.639 guy now, But it's just like I think the issue is. 3460 02:39:29.959 --> 02:39:31.440 I think the issue with sex for me is just 3461 02:39:31.559 --> 02:39:32.920 like I don't I don't like talking about it really, 3462 02:39:33.440 --> 02:39:36.040 but also like I'm aware that it's like I had 3463 02:39:36.159 --> 02:39:38.200 and I understand this is gonna sound really fucking annoying, 3464 02:39:39.120 --> 02:39:40.760 but I happen to be pretty good at it. 3465 02:39:41.360 --> 02:39:43.559 Right Everybody, No, but I. 3466 02:39:45.559 --> 02:39:50.959 Everybody thinks they're gonna say true, right, true. I'll leave 3467 02:39:50.959 --> 02:39:53.479 it at that, Like, I like, I've argued this. I don't. 3468 02:39:53.840 --> 02:39:57.399 I argued this standstill and I've proven it right. Once 3469 02:39:57.879 --> 02:40:00.479 one of my friends who was less to be in 3470 02:40:01.280 --> 02:40:03.079 was like, oh, girls are better eating pussy, and I 3471 02:40:03.120 --> 02:40:04.600 was like, I'm sure I better than you ever met. 3472 02:40:04.920 --> 02:40:07.079 And she's like, that's not true, and she told me 3473 02:40:07.200 --> 02:40:09.879 yes afterwards, and I was like, I told you, this 3474 02:40:10.079 --> 02:40:12.319 is the data that I base things on. It's like 3475 02:40:12.440 --> 02:40:15.120 I told you where it's just like you can't. There's 3476 02:40:15.120 --> 02:40:17.600 certain things where it's like people fake ship all the time. 3477 02:40:17.639 --> 02:40:20.319 You know what I mean, and you can tell that's obvious. 3478 02:40:20.360 --> 02:40:24.239 But certain things you can't fix. Certain things. I'm like, okay, 3479 02:40:24.680 --> 02:40:25.000 you can't. 3480 02:40:25.079 --> 02:40:27.440 Can't flake secretion, you can't fix secretions. 3481 02:40:27.559 --> 02:40:29.200 I can't fake not standing up you know. 3482 02:40:30.879 --> 02:40:31.520 You're falling down. 3483 02:40:33.799 --> 02:40:35.079 It's very it's very subjective. 3484 02:40:35.120 --> 02:40:37.239 I would never say I would never say I'm good 3485 02:40:37.280 --> 02:40:40.680 only because I just know that I'm good for certain people. 3486 02:40:40.840 --> 02:40:43.559 And then there's certain like say I'm not a freaky fucker, 3487 02:40:43.959 --> 02:40:46.440 so I bet to some people I'm not good. There's 3488 02:40:46.440 --> 02:40:48.479 some people that require ship that I'm like, I can't 3489 02:40:48.520 --> 02:40:49.040 bring that up. 3490 02:40:49.040 --> 02:40:52.319 One of my exces love to be choked like hard, 3491 02:40:52.440 --> 02:40:55.399 and I'm not into that. So it wasn't like that 3492 02:40:55.520 --> 02:40:59.520 compatible because I'm not trying to exphyxiate you. For me, 3493 02:40:59.639 --> 02:41:02.920 I'm I was overly disciplined growing up I think at times. 3494 02:41:03.200 --> 02:41:05.559 So for me, that is particularly something that makes me 3495 02:41:05.600 --> 02:41:08.040 sign out of a relationship, like I don't like that. 3496 02:41:08.079 --> 02:41:10.520 I'm like, this is not I don't I think a 3497 02:41:10.639 --> 02:41:13.719 light a light like pressure but not choking. I don't 3498 02:41:13.760 --> 02:41:17.079 want to actually have you like like but like if 3499 02:41:17.079 --> 02:41:19.879 you're just almost like using the neck for leverage or something. 3500 02:41:21.319 --> 02:41:23.319 Yeah, I think for me, the thing is like I like, 3501 02:41:24.680 --> 02:41:26.760 I like knowing that I'm good at it. 3502 02:41:26.799 --> 02:41:29.360 So I think I conform to whatever is in front 3503 02:41:29.360 --> 02:41:31.600 of me, you know what I mean, Like that's the 3504 02:41:31.680 --> 02:41:33.360 game to me where it's just like, oh, this is great. 3505 02:41:33.479 --> 02:41:36.200 So it's like to me, the easiest thing you can do, 3506 02:41:36.360 --> 02:41:37.600 which a lot of people just I don't know for 3507 02:41:37.680 --> 02:41:39.920 some reason, I want to They don't want to communicate. 3508 02:41:40.040 --> 02:41:40.879 Like that's big thing. 3509 02:41:41.520 --> 02:41:43.959 Asked questions, which is crazy to me, Like I've had 3510 02:41:44.040 --> 02:41:45.639 conversations both of them, like no one ever ask me 3511 02:41:45.680 --> 02:41:46.440 this why. 3512 02:41:46.879 --> 02:41:49.200 Because they're doing like to figure it out on the 3513 02:41:49.239 --> 02:41:51.920 fly and then they do horribly. Yeah, I'm like I 3514 02:41:52.120 --> 02:41:54.719 like a lot of that's a quick play. How do 3515 02:41:54.799 --> 02:41:59.959 a quick plays? Like only camp kind of guys, I'm 3516 02:42:00.079 --> 02:42:02.680 I'm sucking asked while the before we even met in person, 3517 02:42:02.799 --> 02:42:06.239 like just like on the the app days when sorry 3518 02:42:07.280 --> 02:42:07.760 What are you into? 3519 02:42:07.799 --> 02:42:10.000 You know that's a normal. 3520 02:42:09.840 --> 02:42:11.600 Questioning a date with a girl. What are you into? 3521 02:42:11.840 --> 02:42:12.680 I'm into this? What are you into? 3522 02:42:12.760 --> 02:42:13.040 Boys? 3523 02:42:16.360 --> 02:42:17.079 The dudes only? 3524 02:42:17.559 --> 02:42:20.280 I'm only here because my grandma's maxing questions. My grandma 3525 02:42:20.280 --> 02:42:21.920 next question is trying to throw off my sin. I 3526 02:42:22.120 --> 02:42:24.079 really don't care anything about you. I think you shouldn't 3527 02:42:24.079 --> 02:42:27.360 be able to vote. But uh, you know we're here, 3528 02:42:27.440 --> 02:42:28.799 all right, Nick, we're here. 3529 02:42:29.559 --> 02:42:36.000 Nick? Can a nigga live? Can a nigga live? If 3530 02:42:36.120 --> 02:42:40.000 that wasn't a real if I wasn't a real ass nigga. 3531 02:42:40.680 --> 02:42:44.079 I can't keep saying that. The intonation he's so fucking funny. 3532 02:42:45.319 --> 02:42:45.879 Is funny. 3533 02:42:45.959 --> 02:42:50.280 It's fun it's good. He should die. He shouldn't be 3534 02:42:50.360 --> 02:42:54.760 saying yeah, even vocally. He can't even mask it the 3535 02:42:54.879 --> 02:42:56.920 right way. But it sounds funny, you know what it is? 3536 02:42:59.319 --> 02:43:00.120 What is this? This? 3537 02:43:03.639 --> 02:43:07.280 He's not He's not like Nick Smith? Right, he was 3538 02:43:07.360 --> 02:43:08.559 Nick Smith, he wouldn't be funny. 3539 02:43:09.239 --> 02:43:13.360 He's only funny because he's somewhere down the line hispanic. 3540 02:43:13.479 --> 02:43:16.360 That's the fun like it's obviously like that's the funny 3541 02:43:16.440 --> 02:43:20.760 part of him. Clearly, Yeah, there's funny white people, sure, 3542 02:43:20.920 --> 02:43:24.799 but not young ones. All the funniest white people are 3543 02:43:25.079 --> 02:43:29.360 old or dead, old Martin or like Carlyn, you. 3544 02:43:29.360 --> 02:43:32.200 Know other new white people were boring dude, all streamers 3545 02:43:32.239 --> 02:43:33.920 and they just debate and they put me to sleep. 3546 02:43:34.120 --> 02:43:36.280 Yeah, Like I hate the way even people that I 3547 02:43:36.319 --> 02:43:39.520 agree with, Like there's that I don't know Dean Dean 3548 02:43:39.559 --> 02:43:41.959 where this guy is so boring and he's like Lex Friedman, 3549 02:43:42.760 --> 02:43:43.000 just like what. 3550 02:43:44.959 --> 02:43:47.719 Care about what you're saying? Their debates annoying me a lot, 3551 02:43:47.760 --> 02:43:50.120 because like when you debate, I don't think you should 3552 02:43:50.120 --> 02:43:52.799 be trying to poone somebody, but it's not for pony 3553 02:43:52.840 --> 02:43:53.200 I don't like. 3554 02:43:53.239 --> 02:43:56.040 But that's how you get interaction, is I understand. But 3555 02:43:56.079 --> 02:43:57.840 the way that he does it, like I could tell 3556 02:43:57.920 --> 02:44:01.440 that he doesn't do it right, Like it's something like 3557 02:44:01.520 --> 02:44:05.399 he's too like soft spoken, but he's in this arena 3558 02:44:05.520 --> 02:44:07.719 that he doesn't belong in. Yeah, where he's like, so 3559 02:44:07.840 --> 02:44:09.680 what you're saying to me is like so wait, I 3560 02:44:09.760 --> 02:44:14.680 love what you just said to me, ha, and like 3561 02:44:15.079 --> 02:44:19.159 no belong there. I saw one recently that it upsets 3562 02:44:19.239 --> 02:44:21.600 me because I him. I need him to. I need 3563 02:44:21.719 --> 02:44:26.239 him to to actually finish the like here somebody lied 3564 02:44:26.239 --> 02:44:27.760 and said they were a Trump supporter, but they came 3565 02:44:27.799 --> 02:44:30.719 on to specifically just talk about Hassan and their argument 3566 02:44:30.840 --> 02:44:32.879 was that, well, it came up that Hassan is like 3567 02:44:32.920 --> 02:44:37.520 the worst and the worst political streamer and he's dangerous. 3568 02:44:37.600 --> 02:44:39.920 And then the dean said, is you think he's worse 3569 02:44:40.000 --> 02:44:42.920 than fucking Nick Fuintes And he was like yes, and 3570 02:44:43.159 --> 02:44:46.319 like he was like, wait, so you think somebody who's 3571 02:44:46.319 --> 02:44:48.200 convinced hundreds of thousands of people that you know that 3572 02:44:48.319 --> 02:44:51.360 to hate marginalized group, this is worse than Hassan's did. 3573 02:44:51.559 --> 02:44:53.319 And then I was like, yes, well he's doing the 3574 02:44:53.360 --> 02:44:55.079 same thing. And then he hung up on him because 3575 02:44:55.120 --> 02:44:57.399 he was like, this guy's so fucking unseerious and delusional, 3576 02:44:57.479 --> 02:45:01.559 which is true. However, I need him to stick around 3577 02:45:02.159 --> 02:45:05.280 and properly dismantle this guy because all that's gonna do 3578 02:45:05.360 --> 02:45:08.200 because that guy went running back to H three subreddit 3579 02:45:08.319 --> 02:45:10.280 or wherever the fuck he was. Yeah, and then it 3580 02:45:10.399 --> 02:45:12.479 was just like, oh, what a coward, blah blah blah. 3581 02:45:12.479 --> 02:45:15.600 This so it did nothing. And when you when you 3582 02:45:15.760 --> 02:45:18.040 when you easily dismiss them because you're I know you're 3583 02:45:18.280 --> 02:45:20.159 this is exactly the reason that you need to be 3584 02:45:20.239 --> 02:45:23.200 in the one on one. Nobody leaves until somebody conceits, 3585 02:45:23.639 --> 02:45:26.280 And I can't do this thing where you eventually hang 3586 02:45:26.360 --> 02:45:27.799 up on the person because I'm like, no, no, no, no, 3587 02:45:27.879 --> 02:45:30.280 no no, we're gonna figure this out. But that's why 3588 02:45:30.319 --> 02:45:32.200 I don't debate, because I. 3589 02:45:32.360 --> 02:45:33.959 Know that there's locked on the same guy for like 3590 02:45:34.000 --> 02:45:34.479 forty years. 3591 02:45:34.479 --> 02:45:36.639 There's a lot of people that will you for the 3592 02:45:36.760 --> 02:45:40.520 sake of of of a refusal. They just refuse to concede. 3593 02:45:40.680 --> 02:45:42.520 My biggest problem with stuff like that is that I 3594 02:45:42.680 --> 02:45:46.799 just I can't. I really feel like the proving I'm 3595 02:45:46.879 --> 02:45:48.520 right aspect of debate has never worked. 3596 02:45:48.879 --> 02:45:49.079 Yeah. 3597 02:45:49.239 --> 02:45:51.600 To me, it's not even about like it's never been like, oh, 3598 02:45:51.680 --> 02:45:54.200 I'm going to give you facts enough. I'm gonna give 3599 02:45:54.239 --> 02:45:57.520 you facts enough to just disprove you doesn't work. Well, 3600 02:45:57.559 --> 02:45:59.520 they just don't see it's the problem that I was 3601 02:45:59.559 --> 02:46:03.000 just saying that they don't. They move on. They move 3602 02:46:03.040 --> 02:46:05.719 on and it's like we've got another topic, and it's like, wait, 3603 02:46:05.760 --> 02:46:08.319 we didn't finish what just happened. So then they go 3604 02:46:08.440 --> 02:46:10.200 back to their corners. And then when it comes in, 3605 02:46:10.280 --> 02:46:12.600 it's because the hyperbolic as straw men things come in. 3606 02:46:12.799 --> 02:46:15.200 People say things that are so insane. One guy was like, 3607 02:46:15.319 --> 02:46:17.200 I saw this on a fucking debate thing and I 3608 02:46:17.479 --> 02:46:19.040 couldn't breathe when I saw her, because I was like, 3609 02:46:19.079 --> 02:46:20.159 oh my god, I'm floided out. 3610 02:46:20.520 --> 02:46:21.719 But but. 3611 02:46:24.559 --> 02:46:30.159 No, no, no, be explained because it is so insane. 3612 02:46:30.319 --> 02:46:31.319 You guys have to listen to this. 3613 02:46:31.680 --> 02:46:35.799 Some guy was like, women's rights don't exist because women's 3614 02:46:35.879 --> 02:46:38.319 rights only exist because there are people to enforce them, 3615 02:46:38.360 --> 02:46:41.760 which are men. And I was like, anyone that would 3616 02:46:41.959 --> 02:46:44.559 argue something like that is already in a place where 3617 02:46:44.600 --> 02:46:48.159 you cannot have a conversation about them. Every person's rights 3618 02:46:48.319 --> 02:46:50.680 exist because they're enforced by a power that is greater 3619 02:46:50.760 --> 02:46:51.959 than them will allow them to be. 3620 02:46:52.319 --> 02:46:54.399 That is how that works with everyone's right. Well, it's 3621 02:46:54.440 --> 02:46:56.120 the same people. It's the same people that when they 3622 02:46:56.159 --> 02:47:00.239 say but it's it's it's actually an insane point. 3623 02:47:00.360 --> 02:47:02.840 It's the same. It's the same thing when people say, oh, 3624 02:47:02.920 --> 02:47:06.760 that's a made up word. Oh yeah, every bird, every 3625 02:47:07.360 --> 02:47:10.440 single word is made up. So it's the same point. 3626 02:47:10.479 --> 02:47:12.319 It's like when they say something like that, I'm like, 3627 02:47:12.680 --> 02:47:15.000 you're that's a bad faith argument. I don't know why 3628 02:47:15.200 --> 02:47:17.639 and have and to have that based on someone's sex 3629 02:47:18.559 --> 02:47:22.079 or gender is insane. So someone like that should be like, oh, 3630 02:47:22.159 --> 02:47:24.760 get the gun and they're bringing a pistol and they 3631 02:47:24.760 --> 02:47:27.159 shoot them in the head twice the second time. 3632 02:47:27.200 --> 02:47:29.520 They make sure. There's some bad faith people that you 3633 02:47:29.559 --> 02:47:30.520 probably shouldn't but. 3634 02:47:30.559 --> 02:47:32.159 You can't argue because what happens when you have bad 3635 02:47:32.159 --> 02:47:35.000 faith arguments like that, they're so hyperbolic that they're meant 3636 02:47:35.040 --> 02:47:39.719 to make you like back off, okay, but you can't. Unfortunately, 3637 02:47:40.040 --> 02:47:42.520 you have to disprove them. You have to like dismantle 3638 02:47:42.559 --> 02:47:45.040 their argument and then prevent them from happy. 3639 02:47:45.159 --> 02:47:47.159 My biggest problem is like all these new debate bros 3640 02:47:47.440 --> 02:47:51.360 on the left, they all look like these little bitch 3641 02:47:51.479 --> 02:47:55.000 boy fucking baby almost I almost would think they're conservatives 3642 02:47:55.000 --> 02:47:58.319 at first glance. I saw a few of them prop 3643 02:47:58.440 --> 02:48:01.920 up and they're clean shape, even fucking while I'm like, 3644 02:48:02.040 --> 02:48:03.719 they look like I was like, what the hell is 3645 02:48:03.719 --> 02:48:06.680 going on there? There's I've seen because Dean Guy got 3646 02:48:06.719 --> 02:48:09.920 and I've seen other people debate debate and they're like, damn, 3647 02:48:09.959 --> 02:48:11.559 you're pretty damn near mind hit him up. 3648 02:48:13.799 --> 02:48:14.479 I was just a little bit. 3649 02:48:17.040 --> 02:48:18.879 They just don't They don't look like literally, I put 3650 02:48:18.879 --> 02:48:21.040 it this way, they don't look like cave man destiny. 3651 02:48:21.760 --> 02:48:24.680 They don't look like filthy Vosh. They don't look like 3652 02:48:25.319 --> 02:48:27.120 giant Hassan you knows. 3653 02:48:27.200 --> 02:48:29.680 Changed. But also that's how it's supposed to happen. Unfortunately 3654 02:48:30.040 --> 02:48:33.440 they do that. They do that to bait in these fucking, 3655 02:48:34.040 --> 02:48:37.920 fucking rough and tough right guys that think they're fucking people. 3656 02:48:39.000 --> 02:48:40.799 One of them is one of them wears a suit 3657 02:48:41.639 --> 02:48:44.520 and he's he's like, he's a he's a progressive. I 3658 02:48:44.559 --> 02:48:46.559 don't know his name, but I saw him trending in 3659 02:48:46.639 --> 02:48:48.360 my thing and I'm like, I'm not. There's another like, 3660 02:48:48.440 --> 02:48:51.159 there's suit and I was like, I see what you're doing. 3661 02:48:51.239 --> 02:48:54.719 You look like, uh, you would be hosted on winch 3662 02:48:54.799 --> 02:48:56.440 is the show like it looks like it's like the one. 3663 02:48:56.440 --> 02:48:58.920 It's a guy named Javon something. He's he's assuming. I 3664 02:48:58.959 --> 02:49:00.440 think he may be queer. I could be wrong. He's 3665 02:49:00.440 --> 02:49:03.079 a black guy that was like cat ears he's overweighted. 3666 02:49:03.120 --> 02:49:03.920 He might be wrong. 3667 02:49:04.040 --> 02:49:06.399 He might no, no, no, I don't know. 3668 02:49:06.479 --> 02:49:08.280 I don't know he might be doing it might be 3669 02:49:08.280 --> 02:49:10.000 I don't know who it is. I know it might 3670 02:49:10.040 --> 02:49:11.440 be just to bake people. I think it might just 3671 02:49:11.520 --> 02:49:14.360 be the simply two bait people instead of conversation. But 3672 02:49:14.520 --> 02:49:17.799 like it's that's what's happened now. What happens most unfortunately, 3673 02:49:17.840 --> 02:49:19.520 is that you're not gonna find. You're not gonna find. 3674 02:49:20.360 --> 02:49:22.959 They're not gonna give niggas that are intelligent the platform 3675 02:49:23.040 --> 02:49:25.079 to go up there and be like, Hey, I'm gonna 3676 02:49:25.079 --> 02:49:26.879 dismantle these fucking horrible systems. 3677 02:49:27.159 --> 02:49:28.000 They're not gonna do that. 3678 02:49:28.920 --> 02:49:32.760 Obviously, They're gonna be like small pixiesque white boys because 3679 02:49:32.760 --> 02:49:35.079 they're not gonna give people that look like fucking. 3680 02:49:35.399 --> 02:49:37.760 Where Melio Gonzalez the ability to go on. 3681 02:49:37.879 --> 02:49:41.760 There are the whites hiring the negroes like us. 3682 02:49:42.520 --> 02:49:44.479 Don't hire me? They say they know I want to 3683 02:49:44.639 --> 02:49:48.879 I want to be on a majority report and the 3684 02:49:49.040 --> 02:49:51.760 human is on this ship and hey, niggas, what's going on? 3685 02:49:52.600 --> 02:49:55.600 Ruining? What's up? And then Sam Seater goes and I'm like, 3686 02:49:55.639 --> 02:49:59.000 you just can't find any good black man, just like 3687 02:49:59.040 --> 02:50:01.360 I want to hire play see conservative. 3688 02:50:01.399 --> 02:50:03.040 He's got like almost like a current thing going on, 3689 02:50:03.120 --> 02:50:04.920 but it's not quite it's like weird observative. 3690 02:50:04.959 --> 02:50:06.680 Why are they so game conservative? 3691 02:50:06.719 --> 02:50:08.520 All the blacks? Sam's like, I want to have black 3692 02:50:08.520 --> 02:50:11.079 people in here, but everyone I choose, comes in and 3693 02:50:11.360 --> 02:50:12.799 immediately robs me, and. 3694 02:50:12.840 --> 02:50:16.879 It's like, I just I'm trying not to change when 3695 02:50:16.959 --> 02:50:21.440 Sam laughing. They have one show where it's Emma Matt 3696 02:50:22.639 --> 02:50:25.479 Bender and then this black dude I can't remember his name. 3697 02:50:25.840 --> 02:50:28.399 What I remember that Bendo being kind of an idiot 3698 02:50:28.399 --> 02:50:33.120 a long time ago. He just makes money. It looks like, wow, 3699 02:50:33.239 --> 02:50:34.520 he looks so disheveled in the show. 3700 02:50:34.520 --> 02:50:35.000 It's crazy. 3701 02:50:35.239 --> 02:50:37.879 It's hard to like listen to it, don't want don't 3702 02:50:37.879 --> 02:50:40.959 look at them. And then there's the black dude. He's 3703 02:50:40.959 --> 02:50:41.879 got a face for radio. 3704 02:50:42.319 --> 02:50:45.440 Yes, he does have bro The Black Dude though, he 3705 02:50:45.600 --> 02:50:48.440 like he looks so angry, but he's not. He's just 3706 02:50:48.639 --> 02:50:51.600 that's just his He has like resting bitch face where he. 3707 02:50:51.719 --> 02:50:55.079 Just I love my kids, and I was like, damn, 3708 02:50:55.200 --> 02:50:56.319 this is my kids are great. 3709 02:50:56.360 --> 02:50:58.600 He's intelligent, but like that's why he looks like I 3710 02:50:58.760 --> 02:51:02.319 also don't. I'm like, you're not gonna win any friends. 3711 02:51:04.959 --> 02:51:08.360 He's just he just always looks mad and he's like yeah, 3712 02:51:08.399 --> 02:51:10.840 and then he'll give like he barely talks. When he 3713 02:51:10.920 --> 02:51:13.319 talks will be long winded, and you're like, oh, he's 3714 02:51:13.360 --> 02:51:19.040 pretty intelligent, but like I'm like, bro, you're not you misfits, 3715 02:51:19.200 --> 02:51:22.239 not you permanent the guy with a permanently angry face. 3716 02:51:22.479 --> 02:51:23.520 He doesn't know what a bath is. 3717 02:51:25.200 --> 02:51:28.000 And then Emma and Emma was like, I was like, okay, Emma, 3718 02:51:28.479 --> 02:51:30.840 let me just you block the other two and you 3719 02:51:30.959 --> 02:51:31.600 just look at Emma. 3720 02:51:32.440 --> 02:51:35.959 Yeah, it was a I don't problem. She's cool. Yeah, 3721 02:51:36.360 --> 02:51:40.319 she looks like triangles, but like from she has a 3722 02:51:40.319 --> 02:51:43.200 lot of angles. She just looks very like angular just 3723 02:51:43.319 --> 02:51:44.959 pulling it off. I don't know what it is. 3724 02:51:45.239 --> 02:51:46.959 Every time I look at her, I just think she's 3725 02:51:46.959 --> 02:51:51.920 like she's almost done rendering. That's crazy. 3726 02:51:52.159 --> 02:51:56.159 Whatever. Yeah, yeah, they need a bus back at platform. 3727 02:51:57.159 --> 02:51:58.879 Because of the ship. We say we'll never eat this. 3728 02:51:59.040 --> 02:52:00.600 I didn't say that, I know. 3729 02:52:00.879 --> 02:52:03.559 But an island was like where all the bridges attached 3730 02:52:03.600 --> 02:52:06.200 to it are completely burnt, like destroyed. 3731 02:52:07.120 --> 02:52:08.479 Sam and Emma, I love you. 3732 02:52:08.840 --> 02:52:11.319 Come on the show, Come on this on the show. Yeah, definitely, 3733 02:52:11.319 --> 02:52:13.520 I'd love to Sam Theater. Actually that'd be interesting. I 3734 02:52:13.600 --> 02:52:15.920 mean you would not Sam Theeter wouldn't have been like, 3735 02:52:16.079 --> 02:52:17.840 it wouldn't be like, it wouldn't be a debater. I'd 3736 02:52:17.840 --> 02:52:19.200 be like, oh yeah, so there would be no reason 3737 02:52:19.280 --> 02:52:21.879 to have you though, look Sam, you do great. 3738 02:52:22.200 --> 02:52:25.959 No, oh, well look next time you guys from New York. 3739 02:52:29.040 --> 02:52:31.840 Oh, I really accepted that. 3740 02:52:34.120 --> 02:52:34.840 Gave me information. 3741 02:52:34.959 --> 02:52:39.040 I was like, it me as less that I see now. 3742 02:52:39.079 --> 02:52:42.079 They were just equivalently dumb. We're just both fresh perfect. 3743 02:52:43.719 --> 02:52:47.159 Yeah, let's read the names now, patrons over, Okay, let's 3744 02:52:47.159 --> 02:52:59.239 not my guys new laughter engaged, Yeah, the new, the new. 3745 02:52:59.600 --> 02:53:03.799 He bought the new fucking laugh micro tanijaction pat Yeah, you. 3746 02:53:03.959 --> 02:53:06.879 Bitch, that was so mean. 3747 02:53:07.600 --> 02:53:08.840 It was the last end of it. 3748 02:53:08.959 --> 02:53:11.440 But I'm giving you be so off your money. That's 3749 02:53:11.520 --> 02:53:13.319 like someone like the doors closing and Derek just throws 3750 02:53:13.360 --> 02:53:15.040 a rock at the last moment to get it in. 3751 02:53:15.319 --> 02:53:19.959 And then perfectly, yeah, like it lands right in the 3752 02:53:20.000 --> 02:53:23.719 door as it stops. It's perfect. That's really like, and 3753 02:53:23.799 --> 02:53:24.399 it's left the jar. 3754 02:53:25.559 --> 02:53:27.760 That's Those are like a once in a lifetime or 3755 02:53:27.840 --> 02:53:30.840 like like those are the things you wish other people 3756 02:53:30.879 --> 02:53:33.799 could see, right, And no one's like, yeah, I remember. 3757 02:53:33.520 --> 02:53:33.879 I kicked it. 3758 02:53:34.040 --> 02:53:35.399 I think I told the story before, but I kicked 3759 02:53:35.440 --> 02:53:37.159 it be into some kids throat outside of chocical class, 3760 02:53:37.159 --> 02:53:37.920 and I'll never forget it. 3761 02:53:38.600 --> 02:53:41.079 I'll never forget my friend hitting a fucking rat with 3762 02:53:41.159 --> 02:53:43.079 a I'm not a rat. It was pretty much a 3763 02:53:43.120 --> 02:53:45.719 rat squirrel with a fucking rock and killing it. 3764 02:53:45.840 --> 02:53:46.559 Yeah, that's fucked up. 3765 02:53:47.479 --> 02:53:49.040 They always dodged, he said, And I was like. 3766 02:53:49.840 --> 02:53:52.559 That's I understand it. And I was like I liked 3767 02:53:52.600 --> 02:53:55.280 being a kid and thinking that too, because you're like, 3768 02:53:55.440 --> 02:53:56.040 they're gonna. 3769 02:53:56.159 --> 02:53:57.719 Magically always dodge it no matter what I do. You 3770 02:53:57.879 --> 02:53:59.840 underestimate your own ability, I guess right, because you're just 3771 02:54:00.200 --> 02:54:03.239 over us to make theirs. Because I would run at pigeons, 3772 02:54:03.760 --> 02:54:06.280 you know, like crowds of pigeons in the in New 3773 02:54:06.360 --> 02:54:08.000 York City of because they would do all fly away. 3774 02:54:08.040 --> 02:54:09.159 But sometimes one. 3775 02:54:09.079 --> 02:54:11.120 Would just sometimes one would just be too stupid to 3776 02:54:11.239 --> 02:54:12.959 understand tripping. 3777 02:54:13.040 --> 02:54:15.360 Sometimes they're sick. Yeah, a lot of times when they're 3778 02:54:15.399 --> 02:54:18.120 not flying, like but you see birds on ground so 3779 02:54:18.159 --> 02:54:18.920 much more tragic. 3780 02:54:19.600 --> 02:54:29.719 Just killed them like a car thought doctor pigeon coming 3781 02:54:29.760 --> 02:54:31.520 to rescue them, And it's your foot. 3782 02:54:32.760 --> 02:54:33.680 Is that the doctor pigeon? 3783 02:54:33.719 --> 02:54:38.120 I called? Yeah, He's like, oh God, finally doctor pigeon ambulance. 3784 02:54:38.920 --> 02:54:41.440 Being the pigeons acus on the beach, all the seagulls, 3785 02:54:41.840 --> 02:54:44.639 that is the most evil thing ever. And they were laughing, 3786 02:54:44.760 --> 02:54:45.680 having a ball, and it's like. 3787 02:54:46.559 --> 02:54:49.200 I've never I've never thought about doing something harming animals 3788 02:54:49.239 --> 02:54:51.239 like that. Like I don't have a lot of sympathy 3789 02:54:51.319 --> 02:54:55.040 for some of them, like seagulls sucks specifically if they 3790 02:54:55.440 --> 02:54:57.159 with me, I ain't with them as simple as that 3791 02:54:58.120 --> 02:54:59.920 with you, though, I couldn't kill an animal with a face. 3792 02:55:00.600 --> 02:55:02.159 And that's where like like when I can sell like 3793 02:55:02.200 --> 02:55:04.479 a worm, when I can trip see its face, it's 3794 02:55:04.559 --> 02:55:05.360 like this is different. 3795 02:55:05.399 --> 02:55:07.959 It has like eyes and a nose. Whether they play 3796 02:55:08.079 --> 02:55:10.040 somewhere in the similar direction of me, and I can 3797 02:55:10.120 --> 02:55:13.479 see pain, I can hear it hurt. Yeah, it's like, oh, 3798 02:55:13.559 --> 02:55:14.920 you're doing that means something's. 3799 02:55:14.719 --> 02:55:15.120 Up off with you. 3800 02:55:15.239 --> 02:55:15.799 What about a worm? 3801 02:55:15.840 --> 02:55:17.559 How do you feel that worm? Worms don't make sounds. 3802 02:55:17.600 --> 02:55:19.319 They're not audible. They don't you can't hear they do 3803 02:55:19.399 --> 02:55:25.559 make sounds, you just can't hear them audible like they 3804 02:55:25.639 --> 02:55:26.479 do gremlin sounds. 3805 02:55:26.719 --> 02:55:30.760 Yeah, exactly. Anyway, we're gonna read the names now, I'm 3806 02:55:30.799 --> 02:55:34.280 a worm. Hey, I'm out so I stopped throwing salt 3807 02:55:34.360 --> 02:55:34.520 on me. 3808 02:55:35.639 --> 02:55:40.959 I'm out here them stop eating I've been so I've 3809 02:55:40.959 --> 02:55:43.520 been so attached to that image for like greasy sludge 3810 02:55:43.559 --> 02:55:45.840 face on them. I've been so attached to this image 3811 02:55:45.879 --> 02:55:47.239 for the last like probably like ten years since I 3812 02:55:47.319 --> 02:55:50.399 lived out here. Of this guy goes out and under 3813 02:55:50.440 --> 02:55:54.079 the under the pavement in rainy days and just sucks 3814 02:55:54.120 --> 02:55:57.319 on the pavement until the worm's coming out. This is 3815 02:55:57.479 --> 02:56:01.319 such a fucking entertaining giveage to me. But we're gonna 3816 02:56:01.319 --> 02:56:03.479 read our twenty five dollars a patron's name. Now, you 3817 02:56:03.520 --> 02:56:05.159 can go over to patrenon of Concess Snark Tank. These 3818 02:56:05.159 --> 02:56:07.200 are twenty five dollars, not patrons. If you want to 3819 02:56:07.239 --> 02:56:08.440 have your name right at the end of the show, 3820 02:56:08.799 --> 02:56:11.959 you can go ahead and fucking do that make me? 3821 02:56:12.079 --> 02:56:15.120 Read these? So many poppies, I know, it's so stuffy 3822 02:56:16.479 --> 02:56:18.280 uppies on here, man. 3823 02:56:18.799 --> 02:56:19.680 Yeah, I love poppies. 3824 02:56:20.200 --> 02:56:20.760 I love them. 3825 02:56:20.799 --> 02:56:24.360 But I'll eat a brick of poppies stuffy my gun 3826 02:56:24.440 --> 02:56:25.159 into your liver room. 3827 02:56:25.200 --> 02:56:26.520 Do you know what's really great? I don't know if 3828 02:56:26.520 --> 02:56:27.840 they have them out here. I haven't had them. 3829 02:56:28.120 --> 02:56:29.719 I only really ever got him in New York, but 3830 02:56:29.760 --> 02:56:32.760 they had the poppy sea rolls. You know, I have 3831 02:56:32.840 --> 02:56:34.479 him here, But you know what I mean, Like there's 3832 02:56:34.719 --> 02:56:37.479 something that they're like rolls, poppy seeds them. 3833 02:56:37.680 --> 02:56:40.920 Yeah, those are fucking so good. I don't. I don't really. 3834 02:56:41.120 --> 02:56:42.719 I hate with the mess that they leave because they 3835 02:56:42.760 --> 02:56:44.200 always always seas falling off. 3836 02:56:44.600 --> 02:56:45.680 But like they're so good. 3837 02:56:45.840 --> 02:56:47.920 I don't really eat like white bread anymore. Like I 3838 02:56:48.000 --> 02:56:49.399 try to eat like wheat bread or like a whole 3839 02:56:49.440 --> 02:56:52.639 grain racist, why this is better? 3840 02:56:53.520 --> 02:56:54.159 I mean barely? 3841 02:56:55.000 --> 02:57:00.799 Oh no, particularly whole wheat is better for you. Sure, yeah, 3842 02:57:00.840 --> 02:57:03.440 wheat is. But I try to eat like only that stuff. 3843 02:57:03.520 --> 02:57:06.280 And for roles, they don't make wheat rolls. You gotta 3844 02:57:06.319 --> 02:57:06.920 make cold grain. 3845 02:57:06.959 --> 02:57:08.879 I'll tank it for them for the role. 3846 02:57:09.040 --> 02:57:11.000 So what I do the role, I'll tank whatever that 3847 02:57:11.159 --> 02:57:13.760 that that's especially now, dude, now they got my sense 3848 02:57:13.760 --> 02:57:14.559 to taste back, I don't. 3849 02:57:14.719 --> 02:57:18.040 I don't care anymore. Like I'm hungry right now we're 3850 02:57:18.079 --> 02:57:19.600 done recording. I'm gonna go home and I make a 3851 02:57:19.600 --> 02:57:21.559 sandwich and like a wheat roll because I'm fucking satic 3852 02:57:21.639 --> 02:57:25.600 that bit put in the air fryer for a little bit. Sandwiches. 3853 02:57:25.959 --> 02:57:31.559 Yeah, cheese melts, okay, Oh yeah, we gotta we gotta 3854 02:57:32.280 --> 02:57:40.079 by white ass ship sandwich presser press ships. It's a 3855 02:57:40.120 --> 02:57:40.639 game changer. 3856 02:57:40.879 --> 02:57:44.840 It's not it's not pennini. It's uh it slices them 3857 02:57:44.879 --> 02:57:47.799 to so like it'll diagonally. 3858 02:57:47.920 --> 02:57:49.719 So it does. It sounds like it's a bitch to clean, 3859 02:57:49.840 --> 02:57:51.440 is what it sounds like. Yeah, so why I don't 3860 02:57:51.559 --> 02:57:53.920 use it. I've used it a handful of time. I 3861 02:57:53.959 --> 02:57:58.319 love my baby. I haven't got on board yet. I 3862 02:57:58.399 --> 02:57:59.959 used one of the Vegas houses with a couple of them. 3863 02:58:00.079 --> 02:58:02.719 But to me, I still just put on the burner 3864 02:58:02.760 --> 02:58:05.959 and put my Like to me, guys, if you ever 3865 02:58:06.040 --> 02:58:09.600 had French bread from Albertson specifically, it's good. Fuck, it's 3866 02:58:09.639 --> 02:58:10.840 that I haven't tasted one better. 3867 02:58:10.879 --> 02:58:12.760 I want. I would like to find because they're barely 3868 02:58:12.760 --> 02:58:16.879 in the Albertsons anymore. I use not fucking butter, lightly 3869 02:58:17.000 --> 02:58:20.840 salt French bread and then toast that ship. Dude, I 3870 02:58:20.959 --> 02:58:24.399 think I would if about fucking food, I might fuck that. 3871 02:58:24.680 --> 02:58:26.079 I want to point something out what I do. 3872 02:58:26.399 --> 02:58:28.719 No, no, no, just like you're talking about this bread, right, 3873 02:58:28.840 --> 02:58:31.719 You're just like it's so good and we're off in 3874 02:58:31.760 --> 02:58:32.879 this conversation about the bread. 3875 02:58:33.959 --> 02:58:39.159 Is like I used my air fry. I was it 3876 02:58:39.280 --> 02:58:41.959 was still in the intros of that police But I. 3877 02:58:42.000 --> 02:58:44.040 Love how completely separate that was. 3878 02:58:45.360 --> 02:58:46.000 I could use it. 3879 02:58:46.680 --> 02:58:49.719 I don't care you should get one. They just said 3880 02:58:49.760 --> 02:58:52.680 so much counter space. They put it away afterwards. I'm 3881 02:58:52.680 --> 02:58:53.200 not gonna do that. 3882 02:58:53.239 --> 02:58:54.600 If I have to put something away, I'm not gonna 3883 02:58:54.600 --> 02:58:57.399 get it. That's ridiculous kind of a capacity right now. 3884 02:58:57.920 --> 02:59:01.000 Bought a crock pot. Yeah, I'm starting to get to 3885 02:59:01.000 --> 02:59:01.520 the where I'm. 3886 02:59:01.440 --> 02:59:04.239 Like, I forget that I have a rice cooker all 3887 02:59:04.280 --> 02:59:04.600 the time. 3888 02:59:04.840 --> 02:59:06.959 I love, we use the rice cooker all the time. 3889 02:59:07.079 --> 02:59:09.319 That's the one thing I tell her. I'm like, I 3890 02:59:09.440 --> 02:59:11.200 want rice every day. 3891 02:59:11.840 --> 02:59:14.639 But you know, it's only like every other I love. 3892 02:59:14.879 --> 02:59:17.719 Dude. I knew I was getting older when I got 3893 02:59:17.799 --> 02:59:20.040 to rice tooker for Christmas and I was fucking happy. 3894 02:59:20.639 --> 02:59:22.360 I was like happy, like in a ps, I'm happy 3895 02:59:22.399 --> 02:59:25.440 to get socks now. I was like, yay, I got one. 3896 02:59:25.520 --> 02:59:27.879 Because I hate the idea of buying socks. Anything that 3897 02:59:27.959 --> 02:59:29.559 I hate the idea of buying I'm happy to get. 3898 02:59:29.840 --> 02:59:31.479 I need to get socks. It sucks, so I get 3899 02:59:31.520 --> 02:59:33.760 it exactly package underwear. 3900 02:59:33.799 --> 02:59:34.200 Hell ye. 3901 02:59:35.920 --> 02:59:39.239 Anyway, Christmas, yeah, colh anyway, I'm gonna read the names now, 3902 02:59:39.280 --> 02:59:40.479 col chedra ed Drass. 3903 02:59:41.200 --> 02:59:44.040 I feel like I just said something evil in some language. 3904 02:59:44.799 --> 02:59:53.120 Hasbla mag Magomdovich Magamdov cosplaying Chautsu exploding on stone cold 3905 02:59:53.159 --> 02:59:54.280 Steve Austin's back. 3906 02:59:55.000 --> 02:59:57.319 Who is costplaying as Napa? I mean that last part 3907 02:59:57.399 --> 02:59:57.959 was implicit. 3908 02:59:59.200 --> 02:59:59.760 It's kind of. 3909 03:00:01.520 --> 03:00:01.879 Racist. 3910 03:00:01.959 --> 03:00:07.879 Tokage sleeping when Patreon auto starts the podcast, kiss my 3911 03:00:08.040 --> 03:00:09.719 nuts and suck my ass too. 3912 03:00:09.879 --> 03:00:14.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to kill the with a 3913 03:00:16.079 --> 03:00:16.479 got him. 3914 03:00:17.360 --> 03:00:22.920 That colon is excelsior. Nice. We'll call it the Gulf 3915 03:00:22.959 --> 03:00:26.600 of Gay. It'll be so gay. It's Emma two rats 3916 03:00:26.600 --> 03:00:30.440 in a trench coat, amm England. 3917 03:00:31.239 --> 03:00:32.479 She's a patron. Oh, thanks so much. 3918 03:00:32.600 --> 03:00:34.040 Yeah, thanks a lot, triangle face. 3919 03:00:38.280 --> 03:00:40.159 I don't even know why I said. I don't even 3920 03:00:40.239 --> 03:00:40.520 think that. 3921 03:00:40.760 --> 03:00:42.399 I'm gonna send it or see what she thinks. 3922 03:00:42.719 --> 03:00:43.719 Hey, what do you think of this clip? 3923 03:00:43.799 --> 03:00:44.840 Is interesting? 3924 03:00:44.959 --> 03:00:49.239 Right? I'm going to kill Chris Raygun. 3925 03:00:49.559 --> 03:00:51.360 Okay, go ahead, give it a shot. 3926 03:00:52.079 --> 03:00:53.559 Next time you're in New York, man. I know they're 3927 03:00:53.600 --> 03:00:55.719 in New York, so yeah, sorry, they are in New York. 3928 03:00:55.719 --> 03:00:58.600 I'll find them, you'll find them. I'll fight them before 3929 03:00:58.760 --> 03:00:59.559 before they find me. 3930 03:00:59.879 --> 03:01:02.120 A scalding fucking jumbalaya soup. 3931 03:01:02.360 --> 03:01:03.920 I'm gonna kill Chris Reagun. 3932 03:01:04.719 --> 03:01:06.200 I can't do a sam sheeet it really well. 3933 03:01:06.600 --> 03:01:07.159 He's hard to do. 3934 03:01:07.639 --> 03:01:09.799 It's like because there's like a gravelly kind of there's 3935 03:01:09.799 --> 03:01:14.399 a gravelly kermit in the back of the voice there. Yeah, yeah, yes, 3936 03:01:14.600 --> 03:01:16.959 you know, it's really it's really difficult to do. I've 3937 03:01:17.000 --> 03:01:18.280 never seen anybody do it successful. 3938 03:01:18.440 --> 03:01:19.319 Yeah. Also never. 3939 03:01:19.680 --> 03:01:23.440 I've also never seen anybody attempted because it's not It's. 3940 03:01:23.360 --> 03:01:26.719 True, it's not like people are. He doesn't have very 3941 03:01:26.799 --> 03:01:28.719 many moments that like what does he do. He's just 3942 03:01:29.079 --> 03:01:32.319 he's usually the one like debunking stuff. So it's like, yeah, 3943 03:01:32.360 --> 03:01:33.120 how do you make fun of that? 3944 03:01:33.280 --> 03:01:36.719 It's not like a like a public figures not fucking 3945 03:01:36.920 --> 03:01:39.319 saying about the dinners free, damn shoven free. 3946 03:01:40.239 --> 03:01:40.920 We need to have that. 3947 03:01:41.040 --> 03:01:44.399 And he's like that neck can really squeeze the milk 3948 03:01:44.440 --> 03:01:45.319 out of Abbey's tits. 3949 03:01:45.360 --> 03:01:46.280 I love the bronze knee. 3950 03:01:46.280 --> 03:01:49.920 Camp you get his knee will get the job done. 3951 03:01:49.959 --> 03:01:51.920 He milk the tits very well from Abby. 3952 03:01:52.559 --> 03:01:54.879 You guys should sit in the circle and gorilla grip 3953 03:01:54.920 --> 03:01:58.040 each other's cocks until they turn dark purple. Il Usif 3954 03:01:58.159 --> 03:02:04.040 Joe Gail Goo Nerve investigating Laura Palmer's murder, I'm straight 3955 03:02:04.120 --> 03:02:06.120 but love penis Okay, pretty cool? 3956 03:02:07.000 --> 03:02:08.200 So are you woman? 3957 03:02:09.200 --> 03:02:09.360 Oh? 3958 03:02:09.559 --> 03:02:14.200 I guess that's that's a riddle, that's crazy, that's funny, 3959 03:02:14.920 --> 03:02:22.600 straight women, that's game, but also straight. Patrick Harris's dead body. 3960 03:02:30.200 --> 03:02:36.079 I guess that works because he's so yanky. 3961 03:02:37.479 --> 03:02:41.559 I'm the Gay Tricks starring Keanu Reeves and Lawrence Bitchburn, 3962 03:02:42.040 --> 03:02:44.479 bitch Berserker, Broley Gap shotting Sweeney. 3963 03:02:45.280 --> 03:02:48.040 Is that? Oh that's that sounded crazy? I thought that 3964 03:02:48.120 --> 03:02:50.000 was like a like, I don't even know that was 3965 03:02:51.680 --> 03:02:54.360 just like, it's such a clique I haven't heard. I 3966 03:02:54.399 --> 03:02:57.040 don't hear that sound often. If ever, Yeah, that's true. 3967 03:02:57.879 --> 03:03:04.120 Oh I love people blinding their babies like that. Guys, 3968 03:03:04.120 --> 03:03:05.440 I'm thinking about gotting watch. 3969 03:03:07.719 --> 03:03:10.559 Flash making the funk out of that little Do you. 3970 03:03:10.520 --> 03:03:13.159 See that Indian little Indian boy caught on fire? You 3971 03:03:13.200 --> 03:03:16.760 see when I say you it's pretty cool? No, it's 3972 03:03:16.799 --> 03:03:17.239 pretty cool. 3973 03:03:17.520 --> 03:03:18.280 Pull real quick. 3974 03:03:18.280 --> 03:03:21.440 I did not see a video when he chopped the 3975 03:03:21.520 --> 03:03:29.639 brick the SLOAKERK, that's just adults. 3976 03:03:31.040 --> 03:03:32.600 I don't know what you're talking about. This is the 3977 03:03:32.719 --> 03:03:34.520 sloager to why so Dirpy? 3978 03:03:36.000 --> 03:03:38.559 Thanks to all these memes, I genuinely can't remember what 3979 03:03:38.639 --> 03:03:43.120 jad vance looks like it's getting there. Yeah, Kingston's cobra cock. 3980 03:03:43.680 --> 03:03:45.479 Let the Commies hit my tongue. Let the commies hit 3981 03:03:45.479 --> 03:03:48.159 my tongue. Let my coummies hit my tongue. What are 3982 03:03:48.159 --> 03:03:50.559 you telling me that I can breathe? No, George, I'm 3983 03:03:50.600 --> 03:03:51.520 telling you that when you are. 3984 03:03:51.440 --> 03:03:54.159 Ready, you won't have to God damn it. 3985 03:03:54.879 --> 03:03:59.200 Sending Casey Anthony back in time to infant Trump. Damn 3986 03:04:00.920 --> 03:04:05.719 I am I alone, am the Skullduggers one domination, Vaughanded 3987 03:04:05.799 --> 03:04:10.399 the Dead come to is that Chris come to level 3988 03:04:10.479 --> 03:04:12.520 up Expo in Vegas so I can get you guys 3989 03:04:12.559 --> 03:04:14.280 to sign my brill shirt. I don't even know what 3990 03:04:14.360 --> 03:04:17.079 that is, depending on when that be what that might 3991 03:04:17.120 --> 03:04:18.840 be level. 3992 03:04:18.680 --> 03:04:22.239 Up l V l U P. I don't know. I 3993 03:04:22.360 --> 03:04:22.799 never heard of that. 3994 03:04:22.920 --> 03:04:25.319 You guys remember talk again? 3995 03:04:25.600 --> 03:04:30.719 What is it? Game? Yeah? I should never played it. 3996 03:04:30.760 --> 03:04:32.559 I never played really fun because I was at that 3997 03:04:32.639 --> 03:04:34.360 age where I was like, if it's not Gears of War, 3998 03:04:34.600 --> 03:04:38.920 like you know, not Mexican So oh right, well, I 3999 03:04:39.000 --> 03:04:43.239 mean literally that was way before its way before time 4000 03:04:43.360 --> 03:04:46.000 is not time is a single point? Time? Is really 4001 03:04:46.639 --> 03:04:49.200 this all happen? I know, but it's still wasn't around. 4002 03:04:49.840 --> 03:04:55.360 What is it? You don't know that this kid, that's funny. 4003 03:05:00.079 --> 03:05:02.639 It's just a child. It's an Indian child set himself 4004 03:05:02.680 --> 03:05:05.280 a blaze. I don't know what kind of liquid they had, 4005 03:05:05.360 --> 03:05:07.319 but it made I don't think that's water. 4006 03:05:08.920 --> 03:05:12.200 The water so far, I think they doused him in 4007 03:05:12.319 --> 03:05:16.120 fucking but tane or something, because I'm like, why did 4008 03:05:16.200 --> 03:05:18.200 he explode in fire? 4009 03:05:18.319 --> 03:05:19.040 Afterwards? 4010 03:05:20.159 --> 03:05:24.600 Like it exploded? One's on fire and you know, like 4011 03:05:25.239 --> 03:05:30.600 I got you. There's a moment where there's a there's 4012 03:05:30.600 --> 03:05:37.399 a giant flaming figure standing. It's just gunpowder, stupid quick, 4013 03:05:37.399 --> 03:05:39.959 poor gunpowder throat. It's like, why would you even want 4014 03:05:40.000 --> 03:05:42.559 to I don't want to do fire stunts. It's so 4015 03:05:42.879 --> 03:05:44.719 dumb fucking fucking Indians. 4016 03:05:44.760 --> 03:05:49.000 Man, Derek not shoving is innocent, free him round eyed 4017 03:05:49.040 --> 03:05:51.680 Asian absolutely lying and gas slighting about the mass effect 4018 03:05:51.719 --> 03:05:55.520 of one fun fact, Oh yeah, I figured it sounded believable, 4019 03:05:55.520 --> 03:05:58.399 but also like what yeah, I never checked it, Yeah, 4020 03:05:58.520 --> 03:06:01.040 to see if it was feeding a baby Korean fire 4021 03:06:01.079 --> 03:06:04.760 noodles and seeing what happens. Although these are hints, Although 4022 03:06:04.760 --> 03:06:07.360 there are hints towards a multiverse existing, there isn't actually 4023 03:06:07.479 --> 03:06:12.520 actually any evidence. Unfortunately, like it's just a matter of fact. 4024 03:06:13.360 --> 03:06:15.440 Now you fucked now you have fucked up. 4025 03:06:15.959 --> 03:06:16.920 Of course there's no evidence. 4026 03:06:16.959 --> 03:06:18.360 What the hell is he talking about. 4027 03:06:19.600 --> 03:06:23.040 Such a fucking obvious statement. Take somebody writing in to say, like, 4028 03:06:23.120 --> 03:06:28.000 my computer discharged. I have a dog. It's like, oh, 4029 03:06:28.200 --> 03:06:32.079 my dogs. There are millions of dogs on this There 4030 03:06:32.120 --> 03:06:35.120 are there are so many dogs, you know, have you 4031 03:06:35.200 --> 03:06:38.280 ever noticed that there are so many dogs? 4032 03:06:39.479 --> 03:06:42.120 What's the deal with how many dogs? 4033 03:06:42.360 --> 03:06:48.239 There are many dogs right now? I mean, I mean, hey, 4034 03:06:50.600 --> 03:06:54.040 they're bargain, but they're not even trees. 4035 03:06:56.440 --> 03:06:59.120 They're barking, but they're not even trees. That's crazy. 4036 03:06:59.559 --> 03:07:02.440 How many dogs breezes? Using think how many dog breeds? 4037 03:07:02.479 --> 03:07:04.680 Tw hundred million, forty eight twudred million. 4038 03:07:04.840 --> 03:07:07.360 Like maybe one hundred and twelve while you middle six 4039 03:07:07.440 --> 03:07:14.079 hundred and seventy million. You just picked it betweet us 4040 03:07:14.440 --> 03:07:15.680 with an asshole. 4041 03:07:15.600 --> 03:07:16.639 Six hundred and seventy million. 4042 03:07:16.680 --> 03:07:21.600 There's approximately four hundred lines. What the approximately for hund 4043 03:07:21.600 --> 03:07:22.600 to realize dog breeds? 4044 03:07:22.959 --> 03:07:27.159 Realize realized what the you saying? I recognized? Recognized? 4045 03:07:27.200 --> 03:07:31.920 I guess said, yeah, weird understand, Okay, four hundred fundred million, 4046 03:07:32.239 --> 03:07:36.920 it's crazy. Fundred million species of dogs? 4047 03:07:38.600 --> 03:07:40.680 Million species? How many dogs? 4048 03:07:41.360 --> 03:07:44.000 Millions in each of them? One of the see, you're 4049 03:07:44.040 --> 03:07:46.079 not counting the planet of dogs that they found on 4050 03:07:46.120 --> 03:07:48.520 the on the outskirts of the Milky Way on the planet. 4051 03:07:49.319 --> 03:07:51.479 Oh excuse me, I mis heard you. 4052 03:07:51.600 --> 03:07:53.000 He misheard him, So he's still right. 4053 03:07:53.319 --> 03:07:58.920 Yeah, yeah, because he misheard. Yeah, stupid, dumb fucking. 4054 03:07:58.680 --> 03:08:07.680 Pie are so stupid? You're right, that must be tragic. Yeah, 4055 03:08:07.719 --> 03:08:10.079 what do you mean if there's a planet of the dogs, 4056 03:08:10.079 --> 03:08:12.360 would you want to visit it? Absolutely? 4057 03:08:12.520 --> 03:08:19.200 Absolutely not? Be so much and pissed everywhere they clean 4058 03:08:19.639 --> 03:08:22.760 they eat it. Yeah, yeah, other than that makes me 4059 03:08:22.840 --> 03:08:23.159 like dogs. 4060 03:08:23.239 --> 03:08:28.399 Last dog walks around and goes woo for yum. Ship barks? 4061 03:08:30.440 --> 03:08:30.639 Yeah? 4062 03:08:30.879 --> 03:08:35.159 Ship? Are they are? They? 4063 03:08:36.200 --> 03:08:40.600 Are they evolving or like they're saying ship So they're 4064 03:08:40.719 --> 03:08:43.360 just like past maybe their neanderthal like stage where they're 4065 03:08:43.399 --> 03:08:48.360 kind of communicating a little bit. That makes me sadans 4066 03:08:48.559 --> 03:08:49.879 Yeah that's crazy. 4067 03:08:51.799 --> 03:08:52.719 What what that looks like? 4068 03:08:55.040 --> 03:08:57.479 Look like that whatever that whatever conjured in your brain 4069 03:08:57.520 --> 03:09:01.879 when you heard that? Yeah, God, take my barbed curved 4070 03:09:01.959 --> 03:09:02.799 cock bob. 4071 03:09:05.200 --> 03:09:07.479 Around now. 4072 03:09:10.120 --> 03:09:18.879 Going yeah awesome. Now, now black panthers, how people start 4073 03:09:18.920 --> 03:09:19.319 putting that? 4074 03:09:21.399 --> 03:09:27.159 Yeah, they're using r that is crazy. 4075 03:09:29.319 --> 03:09:30.920 I want to be ninjaer. 4076 03:09:34.159 --> 03:09:35.479 Oh you've never seen you've seen it? 4077 03:09:36.000 --> 03:09:36.639 You must have seen that. 4078 03:09:36.760 --> 03:09:38.360 I thought that video the day came out sounds like 4079 03:09:38.399 --> 03:09:39.159 a foreign person. 4080 03:09:40.600 --> 03:09:43.079 I don't know where I saw it though. I thought 4081 03:09:43.120 --> 03:09:46.200 that ship that's one of my earliest YouTube memories, just terrible. 4082 03:09:47.600 --> 03:09:50.440 So there's like a so there's like I guess there's 4083 03:09:50.479 --> 03:09:54.239 like a like a banquet or something. Uh, and it's 4084 03:09:54.280 --> 03:09:57.159 for some lady and so some white lady. She's singing, 4085 03:09:59.280 --> 03:10:02.559 is this it? Of course saying videos? Do you find 4086 03:10:02.600 --> 03:10:03.319 that so quick? Say? 4087 03:10:03.360 --> 03:10:03.879 Videos? Actually? 4088 03:10:03.959 --> 03:10:04.360 Not kidding? 4089 03:10:04.600 --> 03:10:06.440 But I don't know how to describe this though, Like 4090 03:10:06.479 --> 03:10:07.920 we need to describe it a little bit more. She 4091 03:10:08.159 --> 03:10:11.559 is a mattress saleswoman, is that real? Yes? And what 4092 03:10:11.719 --> 03:10:15.239 happened is that she she wants to create the best 4093 03:10:15.360 --> 03:10:18.200 beds possible. So he's like, I want to create I 4094 03:10:18.280 --> 03:10:20.639 want to be a ninja, like the best ninja bed 4095 03:10:20.760 --> 03:10:24.040 salesman ever. So she goes and she starts singing this 4096 03:10:24.399 --> 03:10:29.840 really disrespectful attempt at like an Asian accent. But she's 4097 03:10:29.879 --> 03:10:32.079 singing it directly to an Asian woman. 4098 03:10:33.079 --> 03:10:35.319 That's not He's right there, She's doing it in front 4099 03:10:35.319 --> 03:10:35.719 of a crowd. 4100 03:10:35.719 --> 03:10:37.879 It's almost like a like a skit, like a get 4101 03:10:37.920 --> 03:10:41.079 together at like this banquet hall, and there's there happens 4102 03:10:41.079 --> 03:10:43.520 to be an Asian woman in there in the front, 4103 03:10:43.920 --> 03:10:46.959 and she occasionally locks directly with her. 4104 03:10:47.520 --> 03:10:50.319 But but she says like this song is crazy. 4105 03:10:50.360 --> 03:10:51.559 So it's like height your cringe. 4106 03:10:52.520 --> 03:11:07.239 It's h this is a bit, this is a little. 4107 03:11:12.680 --> 03:11:14.239 I don't remember this being I guess she was one 4108 03:11:14.280 --> 03:11:15.399 of those Meghan Kelly. 4109 03:11:26.159 --> 03:11:38.399 Yeah, that's so white and Jesus like, it's a crazy 4110 03:11:38.719 --> 03:11:42.440 it's a crazy video. That's crazy. 4111 03:11:42.479 --> 03:11:44.799 That's like inviting like some niggas right there, and I 4112 03:11:44.959 --> 03:11:48.079 want to be niggad and locking eyes. 4113 03:11:49.559 --> 03:11:51.079 It's it's a really crazy. But you don't have to 4114 03:11:51.120 --> 03:11:51.600 sew the whole thing. 4115 03:11:51.680 --> 03:11:53.559 That's one of my favorite videos on the internet. It's 4116 03:11:53.639 --> 03:11:54.360 just so crazy. 4117 03:11:54.440 --> 03:11:56.639 I know that, and I'm like, I want to be 4118 03:11:56.879 --> 03:11:59.840 name yoah, that's fucking crazy. 4119 03:12:00.200 --> 03:12:02.559 I haven't seen that. This seems like right, like something. 4120 03:12:02.360 --> 03:12:04.479 That that you would have. I don't know how I 4121 03:12:04.479 --> 03:12:05.799 didn't come across that, because. 4122 03:12:05.680 --> 03:12:09.200 I particularly I feel that I saw that. 4123 03:12:09.280 --> 03:12:12.920 Actually, Oh to me, I'm more like the you can 4124 03:12:12.959 --> 03:12:16.200 get viral videos from TV shows it's crazy. Yeah, Chinese 4125 03:12:16.280 --> 03:12:19.360 freestyle wrap that's probably the oldest, like crazy one, the 4126 03:12:19.440 --> 03:12:23.479 c k y thing yo who locked Mike chopsticks? Hit 4127 03:12:23.520 --> 03:12:26.079 you with this uh something? Stick with the wait with 4128 03:12:26.200 --> 03:12:28.399 my little ass, dick Yellow. If you want to see 4129 03:12:28.520 --> 03:12:30.959 me eat yellow, I never seen nothing like you before. 4130 03:12:31.120 --> 03:12:33.239 I can kick you higher than you can kick me. 4131 03:12:33.440 --> 03:12:35.120 I can kick your way up in through what tree? 4132 03:12:35.239 --> 03:12:37.040 Who want to take some of my oohlong tea ho 4133 03:12:37.239 --> 03:12:40.239 ha ho ha chi ching everybody in the fore book 4134 03:12:40.319 --> 03:12:42.120 name Chang. I want to see my wing? Yeah, dude, 4135 03:12:42.319 --> 03:12:45.239 everybody want to see me throw a fireball? That's not right, 4136 03:12:45.360 --> 03:12:48.600 not in real life. It's so it's for a freestyle. 4137 03:12:48.639 --> 03:12:51.319 It's pretty good, like right, Yeah, I was like, oh, 4138 03:12:51.440 --> 03:12:53.719 he's unless that motherfucker had that ship written down. 4139 03:12:54.520 --> 03:12:55.520 It's very possible. 4140 03:12:56.000 --> 03:13:00.600 It's shitty enough to where it sounds real, right, that's 4141 03:13:00.639 --> 03:13:01.920 the thing. That's a trick. 4142 03:13:02.120 --> 03:13:03.040 That is the trick though. 4143 03:13:03.120 --> 03:13:05.040 Yeah, you gotta make it sound like you're stuttering. 4144 03:13:05.239 --> 03:13:07.680 I mean, if you're if you're in if the people 4145 03:13:07.719 --> 03:13:11.000 that do battles like it's none of it's original, they're all. 4146 03:13:10.959 --> 03:13:16.280 Like, anyway, Sweeney made me play digimon against my will 4147 03:13:16.559 --> 03:13:18.440 at a Diddy party while Lily watched, and. 4148 03:13:20.120 --> 03:13:25.360 I like reading that ship masturbated in Spanish. Uh in Spanish. 4149 03:13:26.760 --> 03:13:28.159 Masturbating in Spanish is crazy? 4150 03:13:28.479 --> 03:13:29.319 How's that. 4151 03:13:31.440 --> 03:13:31.680 That is? 4152 03:13:32.399 --> 03:13:33.959 I mean that last? 4153 03:13:34.600 --> 03:13:36.520 Masturbating in Spanish is cooking? 4154 03:13:38.040 --> 03:13:54.079 See disgusting slapping off. 4155 03:13:54.479 --> 03:13:56.760 You're not a part of the joke. Fuck me slow, 4156 03:13:56.840 --> 03:13:59.879 but make it hurt. Thug Zilla, King of the Hoodster, 4157 03:14:00.280 --> 03:14:03.200 losing all my friends in the custody battle. Kurt Cobain 4158 03:14:03.280 --> 03:14:08.280 pov hey and welcome what hey and welcome to the 4159 03:14:08.360 --> 03:14:09.479 kind of gay gay cast. 4160 03:14:09.719 --> 03:14:10.399 I'm gay. 4161 03:14:11.799 --> 03:14:16.360 Death Jack, the world's fastest Mallory branding to Jack WFM 4162 03:14:16.760 --> 03:14:19.559 to make the ending of my patriot named jokes longer, 4163 03:14:20.120 --> 03:14:22.040 to fuck with you, to fuck with the short one, 4164 03:14:22.719 --> 03:14:23.680 milk and cereal. 4165 03:14:24.280 --> 03:14:27.719 Oh funny, I just got the JD Van's Meet Canyon notification. 4166 03:14:28.120 --> 03:14:32.639 Oh no, fucking twenty four hours later. Essentially, I love 4167 03:14:32.680 --> 03:14:35.840 you too, Yeah, Ravy, people like you in prison. 4168 03:14:35.920 --> 03:14:36.639 That's fucking wild. 4169 03:14:37.280 --> 03:14:38.920 My name is Jake, and you guys are really hurt 4170 03:14:38.959 --> 03:14:43.319 my feelings. Good good ship, but Jake, thanks Jake from 4171 03:14:43.360 --> 03:14:45.719 State FARMUTL bitch, fucking American dragon. 4172 03:14:45.959 --> 03:14:49.319 Jake, bitch, what is that? 4173 03:14:50.879 --> 03:14:51.040 Uh? 4174 03:14:51.239 --> 03:14:52.760 Yeah, I mean, what's wrong with him? 4175 03:14:53.840 --> 03:14:59.959 He's the goat man, He's built only Yeah, whatever, man, 4176 03:15:00.120 --> 03:15:05.239 all your points and wisdom, I guess the agility. 4177 03:15:05.000 --> 03:15:06.840 Andy, the man whose hayes running back to st here 4178 03:15:06.840 --> 03:15:11.840 and forever. Dandy we smoking, filtered, crack, stupid piece of ship. Shimmy, shimmy, 4179 03:15:11.879 --> 03:15:14.479 Yahimy shimmy ya give me some pipe because I'm dead 4180 03:15:14.559 --> 03:15:16.600 and gay lost lost. 4181 03:15:16.360 --> 03:15:19.120 It all at the courtead is gay? You all got 4182 03:15:19.159 --> 03:15:19.920 some change. 4183 03:15:21.879 --> 03:15:24.559 When Elon finally dies. Catch me going stupid in the 4184 03:15:24.600 --> 03:15:26.159 club like Jim carries the mask? 4185 03:15:26.959 --> 03:15:27.280 Kids? 4186 03:15:28.000 --> 03:15:29.399 Are you in or are you out of my ass? 4187 03:15:29.440 --> 03:15:33.079 Spider Man Sweeney's the type of guy to float while 4188 03:15:33.159 --> 03:15:33.799 smelling pie. 4189 03:15:34.280 --> 03:15:34.600 M hm. 4190 03:15:35.799 --> 03:15:39.479 Evil Kendrick be like bad kid, bad kids, sane city, 4191 03:15:40.120 --> 03:15:47.520 so stupid, Watto defending Israel, wistful boying Laddin hop Goblin 4192 03:15:48.959 --> 03:15:53.319 uh forty k facts. Nicest space marines are The nicest 4193 03:15:53.319 --> 03:15:59.200 space marines are black salamanders. Kevin Durant's feet, ten cumshots. 4194 03:15:59.280 --> 03:16:04.239 I'll take them all. They call me el faky La, 4195 03:16:04.360 --> 03:16:08.559 though it's ridiculous. Doctor man love or how I learned 4196 03:16:08.559 --> 03:16:09.840 to stop worrying and love the cog? Fuck you I 4197 03:16:09.879 --> 03:16:12.360 am paying my TV license. Pitch mister pants, peeing open, 4198 03:16:13.120 --> 03:16:17.000 peeling open Derek's ass like you're putting a garbage bag 4199 03:16:17.120 --> 03:16:17.760 over the bin. 4200 03:16:18.399 --> 03:16:21.120 Whoa, whoa, that's crazy. 4201 03:16:21.159 --> 03:16:21.600 Good luck. 4202 03:16:22.000 --> 03:16:25.799 Yeah, I have fun, funck face, unstoppable Fresh, the Prince 4203 03:16:25.840 --> 03:16:29.479 of Fat Hazard, Spum of Putter's jolly old dipshit, the 4204 03:16:29.520 --> 03:16:30.159 Ace of Parades. 4205 03:16:30.200 --> 03:16:32.120 Derek wears a tiny beanie on each toe. 4206 03:16:33.879 --> 03:16:35.000 That's Tim Poole more likely. 4207 03:16:35.600 --> 03:16:37.639 Can you imagine here's a tiny beanie on every single 4208 03:16:37.639 --> 03:16:38.239 one of his toes. 4209 03:16:38.319 --> 03:16:41.799 That's crazy. I wouldn't be surprised, though. He's just sitting there. 4210 03:16:41.959 --> 03:16:46.440 That's so fucking disgusting to imagine. Definitive Top five Black 4211 03:16:46.440 --> 03:16:49.520 people lebron Keith, David Future, Tim Duncan Sweeney goat man. 4212 03:16:50.360 --> 03:16:52.319 I'm the head of the motherfucking state. 4213 03:16:52.479 --> 03:16:55.920 N word. I brought you change N word? What the fuck? 4214 03:16:56.040 --> 03:17:00.600 Dankan N word? Okay, that was thought. 4215 03:17:00.600 --> 03:17:01.799 That was just Sweeney just talking. 4216 03:17:02.159 --> 03:17:02.360 Yeah. 4217 03:17:03.159 --> 03:17:10.600 Uh, pussy pounder, that's true, You've never brought anybody money. 4218 03:17:11.760 --> 03:17:14.799 Uh pussy pounder with cheese. Gay Bart Simpson says, eat 4219 03:17:14.879 --> 03:17:15.319 my cock. 4220 03:17:16.200 --> 03:17:18.239 Uh when the Marinba rhythm starts to place where my 4221 03:17:18.280 --> 03:17:20.040 cheeks make me gay like a lacey ocean hugs and 4222 03:17:20.079 --> 03:17:22.559 sore fuck my holes gave me more gay. Little beetle 4223 03:17:22.639 --> 03:17:25.399 here to confirm that the transgender mice are real. But 4224 03:17:25.440 --> 03:17:27.639 it's stupid for Doge to cut the funding. 4225 03:17:27.719 --> 03:17:28.399 I don't know what that is. 4226 03:17:31.799 --> 03:17:31.920 Uh. 4227 03:17:32.680 --> 03:17:35.360 Sonic fans found a way to recompile xboxy sixty games 4228 03:17:35.920 --> 03:17:38.079 Human Shield more like two birds with one stone. 4229 03:17:38.760 --> 03:17:41.559 The Revenge of the Sith game is amazing. Smitchy the 4230 03:17:41.639 --> 03:17:44.719 Kid the Greatest gape Itchy bond Kasuka plays Monster Hunter, 4231 03:17:44.799 --> 03:17:46.680 says play Monster Hunt, I always want to say, plays 4232 03:17:46.719 --> 03:17:51.040 Monster post clarity, nut Scrotocles, Harbinger of Testes, Haur of balls. 4233 03:17:51.159 --> 03:17:55.840 Need me some calcium canons right now, The Negotiator after 4234 03:17:55.920 --> 03:17:57.319 watching three of his most popular evids. 4235 03:17:57.319 --> 03:17:58.079 I agree with Chris. 4236 03:17:57.959 --> 03:17:59.159 About Josh Johnson. 4237 03:18:00.159 --> 03:18:03.360 I don't know what I don't even know who that 4238 03:18:03.520 --> 03:18:04.079 is gay. 4239 03:18:05.920 --> 03:18:08.520 Someone angrily screamed, bitch, you need to chill the funk out, 4240 03:18:08.559 --> 03:18:10.760 and I thought that was kind of ironic and funny. 4241 03:18:11.360 --> 03:18:15.079 Uh. These voyage These are the voyages of. 4242 03:18:15.120 --> 03:18:18.079 The starship Dentiprise on its continuing mission across the Sweedey's 4243 03:18:18.079 --> 03:18:20.840 Tooth Gap. Craig the Canadian. I'm done being racist for 4244 03:18:20.959 --> 03:18:22.920 good Now I'm racist for evil. 4245 03:18:23.200 --> 03:18:27.319 Damn damn it racist. 4246 03:18:27.000 --> 03:18:27.639 For good as well. 4247 03:18:28.520 --> 03:18:32.760 British bit I love the faces. Look what is that? 4248 03:18:33.120 --> 03:18:35.559 It's a British woman. No, that's not a British woman. 4249 03:18:36.280 --> 03:18:39.479 It's like a stung person. It's like, this is her? 4250 03:18:40.600 --> 03:18:41.120 What the hell? 4251 03:18:41.159 --> 03:18:42.920 It doesn't even look that doesn't even really look British. 4252 03:18:42.959 --> 03:18:45.120 It just looks wrong, you know. I mean that that's 4253 03:18:46.360 --> 03:18:48.879 been there, but it doesn't look wrong in a British way. 4254 03:18:48.920 --> 03:18:50.680 It looks like Chris. 4255 03:18:51.040 --> 03:18:54.159 No, that looks like uh, that looks like Gumbo. You know. 4256 03:18:55.920 --> 03:19:01.000 You realize profile, that profile is crazy. That files You 4257 03:19:01.079 --> 03:19:03.319 ever seen Watson and Grumman and realized why Wallace looks 4258 03:19:03.399 --> 03:19:03.559 like that? 4259 03:19:06.200 --> 03:19:09.920 Yeah, that's that's the average. That's that's a standard man 4260 03:19:10.159 --> 03:19:12.920 like you go there, Let go there, We've been there. 4261 03:19:13.360 --> 03:19:15.440 Legitimately. Think the moon's made out of cheese? 4262 03:19:16.440 --> 03:19:20.040 Well, yeah, that is core to the Grammet franchise. 4263 03:19:20.159 --> 03:19:23.120 Yeah, it's the best episode. They go to the moon. 4264 03:19:23.639 --> 03:19:27.399 It is well, it's like, can we leave? I'm gonna 4265 03:19:27.440 --> 03:19:33.479 kill myself on the moon. There's no beans up here. 4266 03:19:33.840 --> 03:19:35.040 I fail the cheese. 4267 03:19:36.920 --> 03:19:39.360 Take the helmet off and dies. 4268 03:19:40.479 --> 03:19:44.600 There's chrom the moons made cheese. 4269 03:19:47.319 --> 03:19:49.280 Where's black people on the moon. 4270 03:19:50.360 --> 03:19:57.079 They're from the moon. That really they should go back there, 4271 03:19:57.159 --> 03:20:02.479 you know, really, it's not like we took them. I 4272 03:20:02.559 --> 03:20:07.440 mean fairish. They were just brought him from the moon 4273 03:20:07.559 --> 03:20:09.319 time from Africa. 4274 03:20:12.040 --> 03:20:15.319 I can drop my penis and then. 4275 03:20:15.639 --> 03:20:19.040 I can tons of solid concrete grummers. 4276 03:20:19.559 --> 03:20:20.520 Nothing can stop me. 4277 03:20:20.959 --> 03:20:24.799 I lost it in one of those foot traps. I 4278 03:20:24.959 --> 03:20:26.520 was trying to fuck. I'm living. 4279 03:20:28.840 --> 03:20:33.600 I'm going back to dogs like I'm out, Well, where 4280 03:20:33.639 --> 03:20:34.120 are you going? 4281 03:20:35.159 --> 03:20:39.399 I was telling you my stories like pre coumb smells crazy. 4282 03:20:41.719 --> 03:20:42.920 He sounds crazy. 4283 03:20:43.799 --> 03:20:54.760 He rubbing his head and dripping like lemon and grease. 4284 03:20:57.719 --> 03:20:58.559 Should I see? 4285 03:21:03.239 --> 03:21:07.639 I'm I I don't know why I'm still here. 4286 03:21:08.319 --> 03:21:10.600 I really want to die. You made me want to 4287 03:21:10.760 --> 03:21:13.360 die so bad. I wish you never had dotted me 4288 03:21:13.440 --> 03:21:17.319 from that pound, which I stayed. Yeah, the order was 4289 03:21:17.360 --> 03:21:18.440 beating him. That was better. 4290 03:21:18.840 --> 03:21:21.520 The order beat me every day, and I was way 4291 03:21:21.639 --> 03:21:25.319 happier that I hate you. You feed me is cheese. 4292 03:21:25.440 --> 03:21:30.799 You you fucking a great way to stop the morning. 4293 03:21:31.959 --> 03:21:40.360 A cup of tea. Oh you can smell his dick 4294 03:21:40.440 --> 03:21:44.440 cooking like that. It's so fucking you know, the whistle 4295 03:21:44.520 --> 03:21:49.200 comes the tea kettle. It's whistling, and immediately just put 4296 03:21:49.239 --> 03:21:49.840 the tea bag. 4297 03:21:50.200 --> 03:21:51.840 There's four frames of him. 4298 03:21:53.799 --> 03:21:56.559 There's like smells coming off of his cooking penis, and 4299 03:21:56.639 --> 03:22:06.799 then like the dog. Imagine that whole animation. I saw 4300 03:22:06.840 --> 03:22:10.120 it perfectly. I don't think I've ever seen I've never 4301 03:22:10.239 --> 03:22:13.680 seen Grummitt like flow, absolutely not. I've never seen him 4302 03:22:13.719 --> 03:22:19.719 like move that way, but I feel it delicious. I'm 4303 03:22:19.719 --> 03:22:26.319 gonna kill you cock and the beans, all right, right, 4304 03:22:26.920 --> 03:22:35.319 yeah British. I like how my jaw looks funny. He 4305 03:22:36.000 --> 03:22:38.000 just uses his dick as a spoon of dip. The 4306 03:22:38.159 --> 03:22:45.120 beads beats it off his dick. That's so, it's so long. 4307 03:22:48.600 --> 03:22:52.280 A little tat. That was real good, Grummy. What do 4308 03:22:52.399 --> 03:22:53.399 we do the rest of the day? 4309 03:22:55.120 --> 03:22:58.680 Grumming? I'm gonna hide various tennis balls up my asshole. 4310 03:23:00.159 --> 03:23:02.040 Built a new invention, grom it. 4311 03:23:03.559 --> 03:23:10.319 It's a machine that makes you suck my dick his head. 4312 03:23:10.680 --> 03:23:13.360 It's this crazy Roo Goldberg machine with like spring loaded 4313 03:23:13.440 --> 03:23:16.239 boxing gloves and all sorts of ears and ship. 4314 03:23:17.040 --> 03:23:18.680 Is fucking fighting dude. 4315 03:23:20.440 --> 03:23:26.639 Don't fight it. You shouldn't fight him like you kind 4316 03:23:26.639 --> 03:23:30.479 of you won't, so just accept it. 4317 03:23:31.479 --> 03:23:34.000 Just accepted the fact that my nose is called actually 4318 03:23:34.120 --> 03:23:36.159 like makes it a way away better. 4319 03:23:36.639 --> 03:23:39.559 This is a really sad version of wallet grumb it of. 4320 03:23:39.600 --> 03:23:45.719 Course perfect version. Perfect, it's actually the pilot. Imagine that 4321 03:23:45.799 --> 03:23:47.920 we were fucking you didn't I don't know if you 4322 03:23:48.040 --> 03:23:49.600 you didn't go to school in the city, But imagine 4323 03:23:49.639 --> 03:23:52.159 the giant auditorium of a New York school and like 4324 03:23:52.280 --> 03:23:53.319 you know, a lot of time they have all the 4325 03:23:53.319 --> 03:23:55.319 little kids sitting down there and watch something that they 4326 03:23:55.319 --> 03:23:55.760 shouldn't be. 4327 03:23:57.200 --> 03:23:59.760 It's just wallet grumbing this version. 4328 03:24:00.079 --> 03:24:04.760 And the kids are crying, oriented, and one kid is like, interesting, well, 4329 03:24:04.879 --> 03:24:05.479 one kids. 4330 03:24:05.879 --> 03:24:08.360 I love that. I'm gonna build those exact machines. 4331 03:24:08.959 --> 03:24:10.719 I'm gonna build that for my dog. 4332 03:24:11.920 --> 03:24:15.600 Get the tea, the beans. The scalding hot water on 4333 03:24:18.079 --> 03:24:24.600 a baby peels babies much like an orange. Look at 4334 03:24:24.639 --> 03:24:35.280 this he puts a baby quick silence, looks like a charm. 4335 03:24:36.319 --> 03:24:37.280 It's go clean it up. 4336 03:24:38.959 --> 03:24:41.959 Just puts big beans on it, and it's ready. I 4337 03:24:42.079 --> 03:24:47.200 better get this to the king. Whatever he pours beans 4338 03:24:47.239 --> 03:24:47.520 on this. 4339 03:24:49.079 --> 03:24:57.719 Baby, it's ready to go big as like I say, 4340 03:24:57.920 --> 03:25:07.079 broiled bean, baby, brain baby, Baby's with brown sugar brazen beans. 4341 03:25:07.399 --> 03:25:09.360 Yay yy, I'm going to. 4342 03:25:09.440 --> 03:25:12.079 Have big Grumm and Grumming is already well gone. 4343 03:25:12.159 --> 03:25:15.840 He's big con Grumman's got a hobo sack and fucking 4344 03:25:15.959 --> 03:25:20.280 eighteen dollars and seventy eight he's trying to make away. 4345 03:25:20.879 --> 03:25:23.959 Yeah, this could last for hours, so I'm gonna go 4346 03:25:23.959 --> 03:25:27.319 ahead and continue, right right, it's Your. 4347 03:25:27.280 --> 03:25:45.920 Boys Show's Kitchen special guest Wallis Wallace Wallas Green. You 4348 03:25:46.079 --> 03:25:48.360 know it's Wallace Greed. 4349 03:25:49.920 --> 03:25:50.879 Thanks for having me. 4350 03:25:51.079 --> 03:25:55.440 And he's fucking weirdly shaped. He's like Briyes, he's big ass. 4351 03:25:55.559 --> 03:25:57.840 He's really big to the ratio it didn't you didn't 4352 03:25:59.120 --> 03:26:03.600 tall Grumb because huge Wallace Wallace. 4353 03:26:03.360 --> 03:26:07.040 Is like twelve foot six. And then and then it's 4354 03:26:07.079 --> 03:26:10.920 like regular promence, yeah, like and so like, thanks for 4355 03:26:11.000 --> 03:26:13.840 having welcome Wallace. 4356 03:26:15.120 --> 03:26:17.239 Welcome. Do you want to see my penis? 4357 03:26:19.239 --> 03:26:21.440 I love this idea? So, so what is he? 4358 03:26:21.520 --> 03:26:21.959 What is he on? 4359 03:26:22.159 --> 03:26:22.920 He's on Hell's Kitchen? 4360 03:26:23.000 --> 03:26:25.159 Yeah right, so it's. 4361 03:26:27.719 --> 03:26:29.280 Set it up. What is he what is he making? 4362 03:26:29.520 --> 03:26:31.639 I'm making boiled baby. 4363 03:26:32.559 --> 03:26:34.399 He's gotta be like, what are you gonna be preparing 4364 03:26:34.440 --> 03:26:35.120 for me today? 4365 03:26:35.959 --> 03:26:40.959 I've gone a broiled bean baby for you. Sounds just 4366 03:26:41.280 --> 03:26:42.559 like mother used to make. 4367 03:26:42.959 --> 03:26:46.000 Wow wowow wow. He does the triple. 4368 03:26:46.079 --> 03:26:46.520 He doesn't. 4369 03:26:46.719 --> 03:26:49.000 He doesn't wow wow wow. Sounds delightful. 4370 03:26:49.959 --> 03:26:53.239 You have forty minutes go, I can make it in ten. 4371 03:26:54.600 --> 03:26:56.360 So barbaric kind of. 4372 03:26:57.280 --> 03:26:58.600 This is a fucking big ass a. 4373 03:26:58.639 --> 03:27:03.440 Walk because it's never it's never the guy that brings 4374 03:27:03.440 --> 03:27:03.840 the food out. 4375 03:27:03.840 --> 03:27:05.559 It's always like some like intermediary, like a like a 4376 03:27:05.959 --> 03:27:08.399 you know, like a waitress or something right, and he 4377 03:27:08.440 --> 03:27:08.959 brings it out. 4378 03:27:09.040 --> 03:27:13.360 It's like, here's your bean boiled, you know, bean broiled baby, and. 4379 03:27:14.879 --> 03:27:21.799 Like unbelievable. 4380 03:27:22.000 --> 03:27:26.360 He's fucking wet. It's wet. 4381 03:27:27.440 --> 03:27:31.360 I can't eat. I can't. It's raal it's right. 4382 03:27:32.079 --> 03:27:34.440 And then you know he seeing him smash fucking salmon. 4383 03:27:35.280 --> 03:27:37.959 He fucking smashes the baby the pieces. 4384 03:27:38.600 --> 03:27:41.799 It's wrong, dude, do Gordon. 4385 03:27:42.040 --> 03:27:44.760 He's walking into the kitchen. He's upset with what he's made, 4386 03:27:45.079 --> 03:27:46.319 he's upset with with Wallace. 4387 03:27:47.479 --> 03:27:48.000 Is he upset? 4388 03:27:48.239 --> 03:27:48.760 He's upset? 4389 03:27:48.920 --> 03:27:49.760 Yeah, you gotta play it. 4390 03:27:49.799 --> 03:27:52.120 You gotta play it out, do it, do Gordon Ramsey. 4391 03:27:52.159 --> 03:27:54.079 That was a good impresion, way better than mine. I 4392 03:27:54.120 --> 03:27:56.680 can't do it. Absolutely dreadful. I watched way too much 4393 03:27:56.719 --> 03:27:57.239 Gordon Ramsey. 4394 03:27:57.280 --> 03:27:57.559 That's why. 4395 03:27:58.600 --> 03:28:02.600 Well, the way that he the scenario totally depends. He's 4396 03:28:02.680 --> 03:28:06.000 usually not He's usually comes down and you like a 4397 03:28:06.079 --> 03:28:09.760 disappointed father. If it's a competition, if they're cooking and serving, 4398 03:28:09.879 --> 03:28:12.319 then he yells. I like the idea of this being like, 4399 03:28:12.680 --> 03:28:13.879 this is Wallace's restaurant. 4400 03:28:14.520 --> 03:28:15.040 Oh so it's a. 4401 03:28:15.079 --> 03:28:19.719 Kitchen nightmare, kitchen nightmares. Is this a fucking baby? 4402 03:28:20.680 --> 03:28:24.079 It's a human? Human baby is raw? 4403 03:28:24.360 --> 03:28:26.040 You're gonna get your customers sick. 4404 03:28:27.600 --> 03:28:31.319 You can't take the beans out of the can and 4405 03:28:31.479 --> 03:28:34.559 just spray it over a diced baby. Well it's a 4406 03:28:34.680 --> 03:28:38.360 family recipe. Well, your family is shite. 4407 03:28:38.799 --> 03:28:40.639 Well where that's I mean? 4408 03:28:40.760 --> 03:28:43.399 Where we are? Clay, listen to me. Listen to me. 4409 03:28:43.879 --> 03:28:49.200 Are you some kind of fucking idiot? Clay to me, 4410 03:28:49.680 --> 03:28:53.040 you clearly have brains too, even though you Clay, I'm 4411 03:28:53.520 --> 03:28:56.920 I built you the best mean I could possibly build. 4412 03:28:57.319 --> 03:28:59.680 Listen, Shut the fuck up, this is all I'm shut 4413 03:28:59.719 --> 03:28:59.959 the fuck. 4414 03:29:00.479 --> 03:29:05.079 Shut the funk up. Where's Rummy? Where's the dog? Where's 4415 03:29:05.079 --> 03:29:07.399 the fucking dog? Because I imagine the dog could cook 4416 03:29:07.559 --> 03:29:08.559 better than you and. 4417 03:29:08.639 --> 03:29:12.879 It pans the grummy, like somewhere like in like relaxing. 4418 03:29:13.440 --> 03:29:17.799 He's lunched himself in a bathroom, fucking heroin needles, just 4419 03:29:18.239 --> 03:29:22.920 like he's he's kind of standing up on them. 4420 03:29:23.719 --> 03:29:24.799 That's crazy. 4421 03:29:25.959 --> 03:29:26.639 Fucking swinging. 4422 03:29:27.719 --> 03:29:30.239 He's like he's got so many and it's like he's 4423 03:29:30.239 --> 03:29:31.079 an angel. 4424 03:29:36.639 --> 03:29:42.799 From a lamp. I'm sorry. Stalking off is a complimentary 4425 03:29:43.360 --> 03:29:47.559 pre come pie. Oh my god, well, I gotta say 4426 03:29:47.559 --> 03:29:49.639 it's better than it's better than kidney pie. So let 4427 03:29:49.680 --> 03:29:51.920 me taste it. Here you go, there you go. He's 4428 03:29:52.000 --> 03:30:00.799 just give me a second, give me forty minutes. 4429 03:30:01.479 --> 03:30:03.520 It's still crazy money? 4430 03:30:03.600 --> 03:30:06.440 Did it takes way longer than the broiled baby? Is 4431 03:30:06.479 --> 03:30:06.680 that it? 4432 03:30:09.680 --> 03:30:12.520 I hate that you just show the fuck? 4433 03:30:12.840 --> 03:30:13.280 What is it? 4434 03:30:14.760 --> 03:30:15.719 What are you showing him? 4435 03:30:15.719 --> 03:30:19.079 I just made him read this. I literally don't give 4436 03:30:19.120 --> 03:30:23.879 a fuck. Why would you? Why would you showing the 4437 03:30:23.920 --> 03:30:26.399 show on the show. It's so annoying, it's funny, it's 4438 03:30:26.440 --> 03:30:32.200 funny to us. Why so hot? Mad? Don't give a 4439 03:30:33.040 --> 03:30:33.600 come tity. 4440 03:30:33.760 --> 03:30:36.639 Stark Tak fans are now homeless interportant service age chip 4441 03:30:36.680 --> 03:30:38.520 six cent and I swear I thought they were called 4442 03:30:38.799 --> 03:30:39.799 acidic jews. 4443 03:30:41.040 --> 03:30:43.360 Gay Sinatra's perfectly polished Derby shoes sticking. 4444 03:30:43.200 --> 03:30:47.399 Out of Louise Gooseman's ass cave diver style calling out 4445 03:30:47.440 --> 03:30:53.879 Derek for trans women well, wow, oh my god, good 4446 03:30:53.920 --> 03:30:57.040 trans women are men two twenty nine and the tasteless 4447 03:30:57.120 --> 03:30:58.959 use of slur three oh five. 4448 03:30:59.280 --> 03:31:00.159 I remember, don't what. 4449 03:31:02.040 --> 03:31:04.040 Calling out there for calling us trans women are men 4450 03:31:04.280 --> 03:31:05.559 in episode two twenty nine. 4451 03:31:05.559 --> 03:31:06.879 I don't know, I don't know. I don't know if 4452 03:31:06.879 --> 03:31:09.879 that's true. I have no fun what they're talking about. Yeah, no, no, no, 4453 03:31:10.239 --> 03:31:14.159 the trans women are men that transition to women and 4454 03:31:14.280 --> 03:31:18.920 other women, right the whole point. Yeah, that's the why 4455 03:31:18.959 --> 03:31:20.680 they're trans. I don't know. 4456 03:31:20.719 --> 03:31:27.799 There's nigga, no worry. I scared like I was like 4457 03:31:27.959 --> 03:31:29.719 drifting a little bit. I kind of saw that. That's 4458 03:31:29.760 --> 03:31:32.639 why I get a little streamed like this dude couldn't 4459 03:31:32.680 --> 03:31:33.120 be fucked. 4460 03:31:34.799 --> 03:31:38.680 That's my favorite one. That's my favorite one. Hiding negroes 4461 03:31:38.760 --> 03:31:43.319 in force and in attacking them with several weapons. The 4462 03:31:43.399 --> 03:31:49.000 Grand Concours, that's great, the one bush, the one motion 4463 03:31:49.040 --> 03:31:53.000 and weight for a minority to walk, it's usually sick 4464 03:31:53.239 --> 03:31:54.959 like Derange. That's fascinating. 4465 03:31:55.680 --> 03:31:59.360 Wow, he was actually have to do with food. 4466 03:31:59.479 --> 03:32:01.399 One of the saw it desig him on concourse. Actually 4467 03:32:01.479 --> 03:32:05.360 what godon? Wala Wallast and Grummitt Wallast and Grumman on 4468 03:32:05.399 --> 03:32:09.319 a grand concourse in nineteen ninety eight? What an urban environment? 4469 03:32:10.040 --> 03:32:13.399 Grumin is like? Can we leave? I feel scared? Scared? 4470 03:32:14.159 --> 03:32:15.920 Where can I get to you? Good Man? 4471 03:32:17.079 --> 03:32:20.120 Oh yeah, Bobby? Hey he lands in the shape of 4472 03:32:20.159 --> 03:32:20.440 a tea. 4473 03:32:21.000 --> 03:32:27.799 Oh yeah, Bobby, that Batterley Eye coffee bake on again, Jace, Jace, 4474 03:32:28.399 --> 03:32:29.840 make again the gay. 4475 03:32:29.719 --> 03:32:31.840 Class where if you can't sunthing for more than thirty seconds, 4476 03:32:31.920 --> 03:32:32.879 he rips your colon out. 4477 03:32:34.479 --> 03:32:37.399 Uh seconds, You better be able to do thirty seconds late. 4478 03:32:37.479 --> 03:32:42.159 Let's yeah, service broking, smoking, joking, drip mh Lord of 4479 03:32:42.159 --> 03:32:43.799 all drip d I stands for dow finishment. 4480 03:32:43.799 --> 03:32:46.799 It's evil incorporated. Obi wan Sha blow me waiting for 4481 03:32:46.920 --> 03:32:48.959 the swing hunting tear. I want his pelt Kremlin to 4482 03:32:49.000 --> 03:32:51.479 gremlin system of a gay gape sueye. 4483 03:32:51.639 --> 03:32:53.639 Hey, Gabby and Zach back on the podcast again, please, 4484 03:32:53.840 --> 03:32:57.120 Uh Marvin gay, I didn't have to change anything to 4485 03:32:57.159 --> 03:32:58.200 make a gay That's great. 4486 03:32:58.319 --> 03:33:06.319 Biblically accurate, biblically accurate. Ben Shapiro, biblically accurate. Going to hell. 4487 03:33:07.479 --> 03:33:11.719 I guess yeah, well, I guess it depends. Yeah, I guess. 4488 03:33:11.760 --> 03:33:14.440 So there's no hell. So okay, can you really go 4489 03:33:14.479 --> 03:33:19.040 to hell? There's no hell in Judaism, not believe in hell. 4490 03:33:19.840 --> 03:33:22.600 It'd be sad. Oh it's really hot down here. Yeah. 4491 03:33:23.120 --> 03:33:25.799 I need you to uh relieve yourself so you can 4492 03:33:25.879 --> 03:33:30.840 nah douse these flames with the milk, I mean, the 4493 03:33:30.920 --> 03:33:34.840 flames of hell with your milk'll be forgive me. But 4494 03:33:35.319 --> 03:33:36.799 don't you have to go to the bathroom right now. 4495 03:33:38.760 --> 03:33:41.000 Like I went. I went before we before we left, 4496 03:33:41.040 --> 03:33:41.680 like thirty minutes ago. 4497 03:33:41.719 --> 03:33:46.760 Was surely you got something ruined? Is so bro? You're 4498 03:33:46.760 --> 03:33:48.319 a woman. I know you go to the bathroom every 4499 03:33:48.319 --> 03:33:48.719 ten minutes. 4500 03:33:48.719 --> 03:33:49.440 Every ten minutes. 4501 03:33:49.440 --> 03:33:53.159 I know that my clock it after you and sniffy 4502 03:33:53.200 --> 03:33:58.920 aromas until there's nothing less. It's so massive, pert Actually, 4503 03:33:58.959 --> 03:34:01.879 I wouldn't be surprised at all. I wouldn't us because 4504 03:34:01.920 --> 03:34:03.280 he's so like buttoned up and ship. 4505 03:34:03.399 --> 03:34:07.719 I've liked your toilet seats and two were kids. It's 4506 03:34:07.760 --> 03:34:10.079 me Ben Shapiro's. 4507 03:34:12.440 --> 03:34:13.120 It's me brother. 4508 03:34:13.440 --> 03:34:17.280 I know Ben, I know, I know man, it's me Shapiro. 4509 03:34:19.680 --> 03:34:21.440 I recall everything that you did. I had a camera 4510 03:34:21.479 --> 03:34:23.559 in solid in fact, because I'm also a freak. I'm 4511 03:34:23.559 --> 03:34:24.120 a freak. 4512 03:34:24.600 --> 03:34:25.920 I got really mad when you would shut on the 4513 03:34:25.959 --> 03:34:28.799 camera have a clean lens, which is crazy because. 4514 03:34:28.600 --> 03:34:29.479 The camera was on the ceiling. 4515 03:34:34.639 --> 03:34:39.760 That's crazy damage taste. 4516 03:34:39.879 --> 03:34:42.559 But he lays down on his fucking shoulders everything, and 4517 03:34:42.680 --> 03:34:46.239 this ship's hard up. My favorite is that you close 4518 03:34:46.319 --> 03:34:48.639 the lid entirely and pressed my anus against the flat 4519 03:34:48.719 --> 03:34:51.239 surface of the lind as hard as I can't until it. 4520 03:34:51.280 --> 03:34:53.120 Goes until it goes through the lid into the. 4521 03:34:53.600 --> 03:34:56.079 Think of it as a fountain in upside down. 4522 03:34:59.040 --> 03:35:04.760 Makes sense. Look at my tins, look at my tip. 4523 03:35:05.280 --> 03:35:10.239 You're fucking crazy. Rather, I'm a fan of. 4524 03:35:10.239 --> 03:35:11.680 A snark tank. Look I'm Mama Shapiro. 4525 03:35:11.760 --> 03:35:18.959 Look at my tis milk is crazy. What we do? Sween, Sween. 4526 03:35:19.280 --> 03:35:21.120 What's your opinion on the Fantastic Four? How would you 4527 03:35:21.159 --> 03:35:21.559 rank them? 4528 03:35:22.719 --> 03:35:24.959 Well? I don't know. Well one to four of the 4529 03:35:25.079 --> 03:35:26.639 people who was to fake my favorite? My favorite is 4530 03:35:26.639 --> 03:35:27.440 obviously Ben Graham. 4531 03:35:27.719 --> 03:35:29.520 That's what what I was saying, because he's because it 4532 03:35:29.559 --> 03:35:32.440 just ties to Israel. Yeah, that's what I thought too. 4533 03:35:33.719 --> 03:35:37.000 He's my favorite Jewish character ever, I mean it was Jewish. 4534 03:35:37.079 --> 03:35:39.120 You think you can tell about underneath the. 4535 03:35:40.559 --> 03:35:44.479 He's either the rock Yamaica you know rock, Yeah, the ya. 4536 03:35:45.959 --> 03:35:53.120 Yama Rock. You're rock yama right ya? 4537 03:35:55.120 --> 03:36:02.079 Man? That flows so well. Man, that was perfectly not Cacoffinus. 4538 03:36:05.959 --> 03:36:09.319 Ben Shapiro vertically bisecting himself to eliminate the left part 4539 03:36:09.360 --> 03:36:09.840 of his body. 4540 03:36:10.799 --> 03:36:11.200 Stupid. 4541 03:36:11.639 --> 03:36:14.680 The Pepini Brothers presents Gordon Ramsay cleaning Asthma Gould's room 4542 03:36:14.799 --> 03:36:17.959 as Mr Don Donkerson, the cold swinging slasher. Yes, swing, 4543 03:36:18.440 --> 03:36:21.520 I saw the old hooked on phonics login my family 4544 03:36:21.600 --> 03:36:22.879 had for my nephews and nieces. 4545 03:36:22.959 --> 03:36:25.079 Do you want it? It's yours, dude, That ship works. 4546 03:36:25.479 --> 03:36:28.520 That's crazy. I mean, I guess if one hundred I 4547 03:36:28.520 --> 03:36:30.719 would take Big Dix works that should work. I would 4548 03:36:30.760 --> 03:36:34.120 take that. That's a wild off. Is pretty crazy. Peep, 4549 03:36:34.280 --> 03:36:36.959 I got hooked on a Bonyx. Dope, got hooked on chronic. 4550 03:36:37.280 --> 03:36:37.920 I got hooked on. 4551 03:36:40.360 --> 03:36:41.559 I got hooked on Bbonyx. 4552 03:36:42.319 --> 03:36:42.879 I'm so sick. 4553 03:36:43.600 --> 03:36:47.000 You see that picture so with drew of a uh 4554 03:36:48.159 --> 03:36:52.680 omni man where he's like mark Chief the ship mark, 4555 03:36:53.200 --> 03:36:56.479 and then it's so like poorly drawed, like filter might 4556 03:36:56.559 --> 03:37:01.719 wi an arrow, filter might weed mark Chief? This just 4557 03:37:01.920 --> 03:37:05.760 so red it's so funny you're seeing that. 4558 03:37:05.959 --> 03:37:06.719 No, I have no idea. 4559 03:37:06.920 --> 03:37:09.879 I think anti comedy is so much funny than anything else. 4560 03:37:10.079 --> 03:37:12.920 A lot of times anti comedy is so good. 4561 03:37:13.879 --> 03:37:17.159 You would say it's so much better, Like that aren't funny. 4562 03:37:17.319 --> 03:37:19.639 But because they're funny, they're funny because they're not funny, 4563 03:37:19.639 --> 03:37:24.840 they're like, yeah, like this is so stupid, like chief 4564 03:37:24.920 --> 03:37:29.079 this cheap ticket ahead of this, it is like, no, Dad, 4565 03:37:29.239 --> 03:37:31.520 since Kingson is too afraid to shave his head, just 4566 03:37:31.760 --> 03:37:35.440 I just had to win might Weed universe. 4567 03:37:35.520 --> 03:37:37.840 Lets it be know that might got something here. 4568 03:37:38.120 --> 03:37:40.319 Since since Kingson is too afraid to shave his head, 4569 03:37:40.360 --> 03:37:42.799 I decided to draw check email for cull the sax Sween. 4570 03:37:43.200 --> 03:37:45.879 Oh fun Damn, I'm not logged in on my phone. 4571 03:37:45.920 --> 03:37:47.879 Got it got great? That's awesome. 4572 03:37:48.440 --> 03:37:52.319 Uh, it's a circus of value anti circus something value 4573 03:37:53.239 --> 03:37:53.600 love bio. 4574 03:37:54.000 --> 03:37:55.440 I wonder if it's the same guy that made the 4575 03:37:56.079 --> 03:37:58.319 sorry he did the he did me as JD Vance. 4576 03:37:58.760 --> 03:38:00.680 Oh oh yeah that was upsetting. 4577 03:38:00.879 --> 03:38:02.719 Yeah, I forgot to show this on the. 4578 03:38:02.719 --> 03:38:08.799 Show Go Ahead. That's him a JD dance. It's so 4579 03:38:08.879 --> 03:38:11.959 much worse than I remember. Yeah, it's pretty great. Black 4580 03:38:12.079 --> 03:38:15.479 Derek black Man, like whoever fucking started inserting him to 4581 03:38:15.520 --> 03:38:18.760 talk like that? Yeah, say thank thank you? How do 4582 03:38:18.799 --> 03:38:23.040 you even thank you? Please? You please? Yeah, you forgot 4583 03:38:23.079 --> 03:38:23.799 to say thank you? 4584 03:38:26.360 --> 03:38:29.879 Oh ship, well better than it should have been, is that? 4585 03:38:30.280 --> 03:38:35.319 Oh my god? That is way. Who are you? 4586 03:38:35.719 --> 03:38:36.280 Is this merchant? 4587 03:38:36.280 --> 03:38:40.600 We got to hire you? Oh my god, we're all ball. 4588 03:38:40.799 --> 03:38:44.719 This is really cool. That is so good. 4589 03:38:45.040 --> 03:38:46.319 Oh put that in a chat man, that. 4590 03:38:46.319 --> 03:38:48.799 Should be like, that should be if if you reorganize, dude, 4591 03:38:49.239 --> 03:38:51.639 if you reorganize that in like the the one two 4592 03:38:51.719 --> 03:38:53.879 three in the moon, you know that. 4593 03:38:54.079 --> 03:38:57.159 That's awesome. That's that is good. That is an amazing draw. 4594 03:38:57.760 --> 03:38:59.719 Yeah, I want to share it right now. 4595 03:39:00.079 --> 03:39:03.200 Oh that good. I can't get out of it. 4596 03:39:03.360 --> 03:39:06.040 My phone's so fuck Actually was actually a virus. 4597 03:39:07.639 --> 03:39:11.000 Joke's on you never good as virus, but damn god, 4598 03:39:11.040 --> 03:39:13.719 I can't breathe on you don't fucking blow your nose 4599 03:39:13.719 --> 03:39:14.799 and finished reading. 4600 03:39:15.520 --> 03:39:19.399 No maybe fishy olymp Biscuits and Gravy The KFC Compledge 4601 03:39:19.680 --> 03:39:24.680 John strickland Marks eighteen eighty nine, Ben gassen Net and 4602 03:39:24.760 --> 03:39:32.360 ya jus nice, uh stupid The First Chuchy Key David Wells. 4603 03:39:32.159 --> 03:39:35.040 More like sample clip of his new song honey, oh. 4604 03:39:35.040 --> 03:39:36.399 No, I saw the album. 4605 03:39:36.639 --> 03:39:39.239 The album of course the album covers is the swastika, 4606 03:39:39.760 --> 03:39:41.520 so red swastika, like whatever? 4607 03:39:41.559 --> 03:39:42.760 Hember that guy you really love? 4608 03:39:43.440 --> 03:39:43.879 Yeah, I do. 4609 03:39:44.200 --> 03:39:45.440 He died his new song. 4610 03:39:45.520 --> 03:39:48.879 He says something like how could I be a Nazi 4611 03:39:49.079 --> 03:39:51.760 if I'm in? And he says a hard R. Okay, 4612 03:39:51.799 --> 03:39:55.559 and I'm like what he said. His new song has 4613 03:39:55.680 --> 03:39:59.040 the spirit of it's very clear that he's been inspired 4614 03:39:59.079 --> 03:40:01.559 by Dave Bluntz because he hit him. He hit Dave 4615 03:40:01.600 --> 03:40:04.000 blunts up recently. So he's like, He's like, you're my 4616 03:40:04.079 --> 03:40:07.920 new favorite artist. And this new song has the vibe 4617 03:40:08.040 --> 03:40:11.680 of like it's so unserious where he's saying like inflammatory ship, 4618 03:40:11.719 --> 03:40:13.440 like oh I got you know, like Dave once always 4619 03:40:13.440 --> 03:40:15.879 says the hard R that niggas hating on me because 4620 03:40:15.879 --> 03:40:18.159 I'm a fat knick, you know. Like like so it's 4621 03:40:18.440 --> 03:40:18.559 like that. 4622 03:40:19.079 --> 03:40:23.760 So Connie is now taking beats from Dave Blunts. He's 4623 03:40:23.799 --> 03:40:28.879 now he's he's inspired entirety. Man, it would be better 4624 03:40:28.959 --> 03:40:32.719 at this point. At this point, so so what I 4625 03:40:32.799 --> 03:40:35.000 can't even listen to his music anymore. He's lived long 4626 03:40:35.120 --> 03:40:37.479 enough to become his old music anymore. Getting to the poet, 4627 03:40:37.479 --> 03:40:39.799 I'm like, I don't even want associate with you. Makes 4628 03:40:39.879 --> 03:40:43.799 me really sad that my favorite artist. This is cool, 4629 03:40:44.280 --> 03:40:46.520 He's probably still my favorite artist that isn't like an 4630 03:40:46.600 --> 03:40:49.040 old time artist, it's probably him, like Marvin Gay and 4631 03:40:49.079 --> 03:40:49.840 like Michael Jackson. 4632 03:40:50.239 --> 03:40:54.520 That's so, that's such a crazy Marvin Queer. That's just 4633 03:40:54.639 --> 03:40:56.559 like I just I would have never put anody up 4634 03:40:56.559 --> 03:40:57.159 there in the first place. 4635 03:40:57.760 --> 03:40:59.680 Well, yeah, because you don't like his music. You know, 4636 03:40:59.760 --> 03:41:01.319 also don't listen to it. You don't have a frame 4637 03:41:01.399 --> 03:41:03.440 reference for it. I've listened to enough of it to 4638 03:41:03.479 --> 03:41:06.079 be like, this is fine. That's you're for you to 4639 03:41:06.159 --> 03:41:08.239 say that, while everyone that make his about music is like, 4640 03:41:08.280 --> 03:41:10.280 oh no, his early albums are amazing. 4641 03:41:10.360 --> 03:41:12.719 It's crazy. I mean, that's entirely fine. 4642 03:41:13.120 --> 03:41:16.440 I think it's insane, Like it's like denying something. It's like, oh, yeah, 4643 03:41:16.520 --> 03:41:18.920 this person's a good artist and everybody being like, yeah 4644 03:41:18.959 --> 03:41:20.879 it is, and you're like I don't get it, and 4645 03:41:21.000 --> 03:41:23.200 it's like that's you can you cannot like it to 4646 03:41:23.319 --> 03:41:24.280 respect the art of it. 4647 03:41:25.239 --> 03:41:27.879 I'm saying authentically, like I've heard like maybe three songs 4648 03:41:27.879 --> 03:41:31.479 that I liked. How many songs. Have you heard enough? 4649 03:41:32.920 --> 03:41:34.639 It's definitely a minority of the of the ones that 4650 03:41:34.680 --> 03:41:36.760 I've heard that I've liked. But it's just like, yeah, 4651 03:41:36.760 --> 03:41:37.959 I mean, I all right. 4652 03:41:38.200 --> 03:41:40.479 I think his modern music is definitely suffered. I think 4653 03:41:40.520 --> 03:41:43.559 his first like four albums are just are solid. It's 4654 03:41:43.600 --> 03:41:44.879 just clear to me that he's a psycho, and he 4655 03:41:44.920 --> 03:41:47.040 never really had anything to say like he's just so 4656 03:41:47.200 --> 03:41:50.559 clearly a fucking deranged lunatic and he's probably always been. 4657 03:41:50.719 --> 03:41:52.360 He's probably always has been, and so it's just like, 4658 03:41:52.399 --> 03:41:55.520 all right, well, I guess there's but it definitely got worse. 4659 03:41:56.639 --> 03:41:59.799 It definitely got worse. I definitely started fucking accelerating, but accelerated. 4660 03:42:00.200 --> 03:42:00.719 She passed. 4661 03:42:01.239 --> 03:42:02.680 Donda fucking was. 4662 03:42:04.159 --> 03:42:07.479 Very like a like state stability in his life. 4663 03:42:07.760 --> 03:42:11.680 And then now it's just listened to someone to be like, 4664 03:42:11.719 --> 03:42:14.959 oh yo, chill, you're bugging. But she's his mom was 4665 03:42:15.000 --> 03:42:15.479 an educator. 4666 03:42:15.520 --> 03:42:18.120 He's saying like that. It's like crazy. His mom would 4667 03:42:18.120 --> 03:42:20.159 be like what are you what are you doing? What 4668 03:42:20.280 --> 03:42:23.159 are you doing right now? And she would have like 4669 03:42:23.239 --> 03:42:23.959 beat him savage. 4670 03:42:24.840 --> 03:42:26.840 She would have been really disappointed, definitely at least, but 4671 03:42:26.920 --> 03:42:29.200 it's like, hey, anyway, he's just making our life harder 4672 03:42:29.200 --> 03:42:30.920 for his kids, like his kids who already have a 4673 03:42:31.000 --> 03:42:34.639 ship life ahead of them already, they already got a fucking. 4674 03:42:34.440 --> 03:42:36.719 Ball time ahead of them. And it's like, Dad, it's great. 4675 03:42:36.840 --> 03:42:39.479 Your mom's fucking famous for being the worst person in 4676 03:42:39.600 --> 03:42:43.399 modern American history. Probably at least well, no, Trump. 4677 03:42:43.159 --> 03:42:46.200 Still beats her, but sure, but like she's like one 4678 03:42:46.239 --> 03:42:47.000 of she's like one of the. 4679 03:42:47.040 --> 03:42:52.000 Most hated people ever. Kim Kardashian. People despise that bitch man, 4680 03:42:52.520 --> 03:42:53.920 especially modern times. 4681 03:42:54.079 --> 03:42:56.440 I actually don't think. I think it's more that's older. 4682 03:42:56.520 --> 03:42:57.600 I think I disagree. 4683 03:42:57.840 --> 03:43:00.079 I think people don't really care about the Kardashians, I. 4684 03:43:00.079 --> 03:43:04.760 Think, but they're still very dislike though they are. One 4685 03:43:05.040 --> 03:43:07.200 tweet about them, but I didn't know what it was about. 4686 03:43:07.280 --> 03:43:09.040 Like, I don't like they're so irrelevant right now. I 4687 03:43:09.079 --> 03:43:09.840 think they're significant. 4688 03:43:10.959 --> 03:43:13.440 I think they are more hated than it used to be, 4689 03:43:13.520 --> 03:43:16.079 but they're less relevant than they are wherever. Well, I 4690 03:43:16.159 --> 03:43:19.200 think that's impossible. Yeah, I think I think that people 4691 03:43:19.280 --> 03:43:20.920 just don't like them now, But I think they were 4692 03:43:21.000 --> 03:43:23.680 more in the public eye, people saw them more. But 4693 03:43:23.719 --> 03:43:25.559 I think they're just not respected at all anymore. 4694 03:43:26.360 --> 03:43:29.600 Because I saw people I saw people even like as 4695 03:43:30.079 --> 03:43:32.000 even as recently as the last couple of years, kind 4696 03:43:32.000 --> 03:43:35.360 of like shifting opinions on KM gradations. Well, I give 4697 03:43:35.440 --> 03:43:38.319 Lily is close to that stuff. I gave her flowers 4698 03:43:38.559 --> 03:43:40.000 of the lawyership. 4699 03:43:40.040 --> 03:43:43.040 I respect her getting people off where I'm like, it 4700 03:43:43.079 --> 03:43:45.840 doesn't matter, you know, Like I said, even a really 4701 03:43:45.920 --> 03:43:47.920 terrible person can do some nice things, and I can 4702 03:43:48.000 --> 03:43:50.799 respect that aspect for sure. Yeah. So I was like, 4703 03:43:50.840 --> 03:43:52.360 there's some of the stuff that she's done. I listened 4704 03:43:52.360 --> 03:43:56.040 to her podcast where it's talking about the people trying 4705 03:43:56.079 --> 03:43:59.440 to get off and and I was like, that's crazy 4706 03:43:59.520 --> 03:44:02.440 that there's dumb broad is involved this at all when 4707 03:44:02.520 --> 03:44:04.200 she could just be laying on a yacht not giving 4708 03:44:04.200 --> 03:44:05.000 a funk about nothing. 4709 03:44:05.159 --> 03:44:05.600 That's true. 4710 03:44:05.639 --> 03:44:08.879 Yeah, And that's now where it's like before there wasn't 4711 03:44:08.879 --> 03:44:10.760 any of that nothing. I mean, she was famous, and 4712 03:44:10.879 --> 03:44:11.399 she wasn't. 4713 03:44:11.280 --> 03:44:15.600 Famous, just fucking dudes, and that's it, Connie and holding herlevancy. 4714 03:44:15.639 --> 03:44:18.360 That's the problem because like I'm close to because the 4715 03:44:18.399 --> 03:44:20.520 fact that Lily is someone that was a fan of hers, 4716 03:44:20.959 --> 03:44:22.760 and she absorbs that tea content of that. 4717 03:44:23.040 --> 03:44:25.239 She like watches that ship. So probably a lot of 4718 03:44:25.280 --> 03:44:28.440 old fans probably, uh like are like like they're not. 4719 03:44:28.680 --> 03:44:29.040 They hate her. 4720 03:44:29.159 --> 03:44:32.280 They hate her with fucking wild passion because she does 4721 03:44:32.879 --> 03:44:35.200 good things. Now she's done. 4722 03:44:37.000 --> 03:44:41.559 Good things aren't recent recent things. They're like fairly more 4723 03:44:41.639 --> 03:44:42.239 recent than. 4724 03:44:42.239 --> 03:44:44.280 And more recent than when they loved her. 4725 03:44:44.920 --> 03:44:45.360 That's true. 4726 03:44:45.399 --> 03:44:47.639 But she's also like next being involved in businesses like 4727 03:44:47.719 --> 03:44:51.959 fucking sneakily. She's like done kind of underhanded things. I'm 4728 03:44:51.959 --> 03:44:56.840 only know because I'm unfortunately to hear it because everybody 4729 03:44:56.879 --> 03:44:58.639 there you know, of course, But for me, it was 4730 03:44:58.639 --> 03:45:01.040 like she always sucked, so like her people hating her 4731 03:45:01.120 --> 03:45:03.639 now for sucking is like that's like to the party ship. 4732 03:45:03.719 --> 03:45:10.719 He sucks Kanye so early, That's all I can say. 4733 03:45:10.840 --> 03:45:12.280 Everybody was like, what are you talking about? Man? I 4734 03:45:12.280 --> 03:45:14.040 guess people got, well, people got a glimpse of it 4735 03:45:14.159 --> 03:45:16.879 in nine. Yeah, people got When he said the thing 4736 03:45:16.920 --> 03:45:20.319 about Georgia Bush. I thought that that was very appropriate. 4737 03:45:20.360 --> 03:45:21.799 I think it was appropriate. But the moment I think 4738 03:45:21.840 --> 03:45:23.319 it's like he's office rocker. I mean it was that 4739 03:45:23.440 --> 03:45:24.559 was the that was immediately. 4740 03:45:24.639 --> 03:45:27.040 I love that Mike look, because that's that's what's so 4741 03:45:27.159 --> 03:45:29.239 great about that moment. 4742 03:45:30.040 --> 03:45:33.520 Nearly good if it was, it was, Yeah, but he 4743 03:45:33.680 --> 03:45:37.200 was like yo, real fuck, like we had one job, 4744 03:45:37.559 --> 03:45:38.719 a simple job. I knew it. 4745 03:45:39.079 --> 03:45:40.559 I knew it on nine just because it was just 4746 03:45:40.639 --> 03:45:43.319 like what the fucking psycho like so stupid. I'm gonna 4747 03:45:43.360 --> 03:45:45.879 let you finish, you dumb slut. But you have to 4748 03:45:46.000 --> 03:45:47.399 have the greatest music video of all time? 4749 03:45:47.799 --> 03:45:48.079 Did not? 4750 03:45:48.440 --> 03:45:51.639 I'm like, I did not at all. I I am 4751 03:45:52.399 --> 03:45:55.520 beat her wasn't video, but they were just dancing in 4752 03:45:55.559 --> 03:45:56.079 black and white. 4753 03:45:56.079 --> 03:45:56.840 I don't amazing. 4754 03:45:57.120 --> 03:45:59.040 I'm just not revolutionary. 4755 03:45:59.239 --> 03:45:59.600 I don't. 4756 03:45:59.680 --> 03:46:01.399 I'm I the way that you feel about Kanye is 4757 03:46:01.399 --> 03:46:04.760 the way Okay go music video was better Beyonce that 4758 03:46:04.840 --> 03:46:09.000 way I feel that about Beyonce. I just don't maybe 4759 03:46:09.159 --> 03:46:13.120 too exactly like outside knowledge cans her talent, but I don't. 4760 03:46:13.159 --> 03:46:15.319 Of course music it has nothing. 4761 03:46:15.159 --> 03:46:16.920 To do with like like I'm not disparing the talents, 4762 03:46:17.000 --> 03:46:19.600 just the songs don't hit for me at all. Like, oh, 4763 03:46:19.639 --> 03:46:22.079 they dropped the Lemonade came out surprise album and I'm 4764 03:46:22.120 --> 03:46:22.920 like this sounds. 4765 03:46:22.719 --> 03:46:25.079 Like whatever to man, listen to all that there's one 4766 03:46:25.239 --> 03:46:25.680 track on it. 4767 03:46:25.760 --> 03:46:28.520 I was like this maybe maybe yeah, probably like that 4768 03:46:28.600 --> 03:46:30.120 I like to break my soul or whatever. I thought 4769 03:46:30.120 --> 03:46:31.600 it was okay, just not enough for me to like 4770 03:46:31.639 --> 03:46:33.040 want to keep it on a playlist or anything. 4771 03:46:33.079 --> 03:46:35.680 I was just like, this is that's not for demographic man, 4772 03:46:35.920 --> 03:46:37.200 It's definitely I understand that. 4773 03:46:37.360 --> 03:46:39.959 Which is weird though, because like I back then, R 4774 03:46:40.040 --> 03:46:41.399 and B, like say, Tony Braxon is one of my 4775 03:46:41.399 --> 03:46:44.079 favorite artists, you know what I'm saying, Like back old school, 4776 03:46:44.159 --> 03:46:45.479 R and B to me was so. 4777 03:46:45.600 --> 03:46:48.399 Fucking She's not R and B. She's not Beyonce. No, 4778 03:46:48.440 --> 03:46:50.680 it's not R and B singer. What the fuck is she? 4779 03:46:50.840 --> 03:46:52.799 She's a pop singer if anything, Well, I guess, but 4780 03:46:52.920 --> 03:46:54.719 it's also that's not R and B. I I know 4781 03:46:54.799 --> 03:46:58.639 what you mean, Like, but by by from process of elimination, it. 4782 03:46:58.719 --> 03:47:00.200 Has to be R and B. What she's saying, she 4783 03:47:00.280 --> 03:47:04.440 came from R and B one, Like, I don't mean no, no, no, no, 4784 03:47:04.520 --> 03:47:04.840 no no no. 4785 03:47:05.719 --> 03:47:06.319 I think you're right. 4786 03:47:06.360 --> 03:47:08.920 I think she is more pop, but also like it's 4787 03:47:09.159 --> 03:47:11.879 not that's the thing. It's not a traditional pop it's 4788 03:47:11.920 --> 03:47:16.040 not the same artist like Taylor Swift is clearly pop. 4789 03:47:16.079 --> 03:47:18.159 You know what I mean. It's it's it's, it's, it's 4790 03:47:18.719 --> 03:47:21.040 it's like, it's it's it's, it's it's it's it's it's 4791 03:47:21.440 --> 03:47:26.200 black people pop music. It's it's negro with Tony. Tony 4792 03:47:26.239 --> 03:47:28.239 Braxton is like R and B, but that's for a while. 4793 03:47:28.280 --> 03:47:33.280 It's definitely pop. Samely with Monique, not Monique. I think 4794 03:47:33.319 --> 03:47:38.440 her name is black Bitch, Damn Cray. It's one of them. 4795 03:47:39.760 --> 03:47:43.920 The comedian that it would be her, that's crazy. I 4796 03:47:44.000 --> 03:47:45.360 don't think she's a she's a singer. 4797 03:47:46.239 --> 03:47:47.639 She can sing. She can pretty. 4798 03:47:47.959 --> 03:47:50.920 Tony Braxton, Man, the guys unbreak my Heart. It's one 4799 03:47:50.920 --> 03:47:51.920 of the best R and B songs. 4800 03:47:51.959 --> 03:47:54.319 They're so good. It's a good song, great songs. 4801 03:47:54.040 --> 03:47:54.520 A good song. 4802 03:47:55.159 --> 03:47:59.000 Some nigga dying in the in the music video motorcycle 4803 03:47:59.040 --> 03:48:02.399 accident and she just crying over his death, and I'm like, man, Mitch, 4804 03:48:02.719 --> 03:48:03.920 get over that ship. I'm here. 4805 03:48:04.000 --> 03:48:08.399 That's so you was so like ten years old. 4806 03:48:08.639 --> 03:48:10.959 I was like, come fuck kid me right now. 4807 03:48:13.799 --> 03:48:17.639 That's funny about the thing in two thousand and nine, specifically, 4808 03:48:17.920 --> 03:48:20.559 when everybody was like when he interrupted Taylor Swift or whatever, 4809 03:48:21.280 --> 03:48:24.760 everybody was like, oh, he's crazy for interrupting Taylor Swift, 4810 03:48:25.159 --> 03:48:27.520 And I just thought he was crazy for thinking that 4811 03:48:27.959 --> 03:48:29.479 his music video was the best video of all time. 4812 03:48:30.639 --> 03:48:32.159 I thought it was I thought it was a good video. 4813 03:48:32.159 --> 03:48:35.360 It was the craziest part of Oh, he's insane, because 4814 03:48:35.399 --> 03:48:38.520 no sane person would ever especially say all time that's insane, 4815 03:48:38.680 --> 03:48:40.440 it's insane. It's you said, one of the greatest of 4816 03:48:40.440 --> 03:48:45.000 all time. I still would. I still still in the 4817 03:48:45.079 --> 03:48:48.639 sense if you compiled every single music video extreme all time, 4818 03:48:49.639 --> 03:48:50.559 it would be there, I guess. 4819 03:48:51.399 --> 03:48:54.600 But yeah, they're not even in the top like five hundred. 4820 03:48:54.879 --> 03:48:56.200 Yeah I would, I would, I would. 4821 03:48:56.399 --> 03:49:00.200 I would ironically say Alien and Farm covering Smooth Rim 4822 03:49:00.239 --> 03:49:04.959 and All is a great music video, and well over 4823 03:49:05.239 --> 03:49:06.920 say Beyonce's whatever song it was. 4824 03:49:07.040 --> 03:49:10.000 I genuinely remember most music videos. I don't know that 4825 03:49:10.120 --> 03:49:13.360 that music video is so fun. I can't remember most 4826 03:49:13.440 --> 03:49:15.840 music videos. I haven't seen video so fucking long. 4827 03:49:16.079 --> 03:49:18.200 Well, I mean it has been why they have kind 4828 03:49:18.239 --> 03:49:22.440 of I still for whatever reason, they still use in 4829 03:49:22.559 --> 03:49:25.079 the in the metal community. They still make a lot 4830 03:49:25.120 --> 03:49:26.719 of them, and I think it's it's such a waste 4831 03:49:26.760 --> 03:49:28.239 of money, but they still do. 4832 03:49:28.360 --> 03:49:31.799 It is hip hop, So like music videos, hip hop 4833 03:49:31.840 --> 03:49:35.000 don't matter. Yeah, it's usually they really don't matter. Usually 4834 03:49:35.120 --> 03:49:38.639 just pick a location and then do ship. It's a 4835 03:49:38.719 --> 03:49:41.520 car and around. It's usually not a theme, especially hip hop. 4836 03:49:41.559 --> 03:49:43.959 I listened to where it's like, it's not like bling 4837 03:49:44.079 --> 03:49:45.799 bling hip. It's not the blinger hip hop. It's just 4838 03:49:45.840 --> 03:49:46.600 like someone rapping. 4839 03:49:46.639 --> 03:49:49.399 It's like, I don't someone rapping about how their dog 4840 03:49:49.559 --> 03:49:51.319 died and gave them m fom or whatever. 4841 03:49:52.200 --> 03:49:54.959 And gave them blimp Foma handed them limp fhom with it. 4842 03:49:55.840 --> 03:49:56.440 Here's my death. 4843 03:49:56.479 --> 03:49:58.399 And I can think of so many videos that are 4844 03:49:58.399 --> 03:50:00.920 but like even just that fucking what's that band that 4845 03:50:01.000 --> 03:50:01.920 did the fucking. 4846 03:50:03.559 --> 03:50:09.440 Those old viral YouTube videos? Okay, go, okay go, I 4847 03:50:10.120 --> 03:50:11.719 didn't I need to hear that they had like the 4848 03:50:13.040 --> 03:50:16.239 that famous treadmill music The Treadmill, Yeah, that's an iconic nuver. 4849 03:50:16.440 --> 03:50:18.639 I love dude, the one where they did like the entire. 4850 03:50:19.200 --> 03:50:21.200 And the plane and the plane right, had one like 4851 03:50:21.239 --> 03:50:23.280 when a play for the Muppets movie. Oh, I don't know, 4852 03:50:23.360 --> 03:50:25.639 maybe what I saw. The videos are really good, actually, 4853 03:50:25.680 --> 03:50:28.920 the Christopher walk in one, the fat Boy Slim one, 4854 03:50:29.360 --> 03:50:32.079 that ship. That ship was dope. Yeah, like, how the 4855 03:50:32.159 --> 03:50:35.239 fun did you get him to do that? It is crazy. 4856 03:50:35.799 --> 03:50:40.159 He's in a lot of crazy. And then it's like, guys, 4857 03:50:40.399 --> 03:50:43.360 we made a dance, Yeah, which song is it? Do 4858 03:50:43.399 --> 03:50:45.600 you remember what was the one that was the. 4859 03:50:47.319 --> 03:50:51.600 Ladies, Yeah, which everybody remembers it, but like it's dancing. 4860 03:50:52.000 --> 03:50:54.719 I just don't like that song. Yeah, it sucks. It's 4861 03:50:55.120 --> 03:50:55.600 just catchy. 4862 03:50:56.120 --> 03:50:59.680 It has catches. No, no, no, no, no, it's catching. 4863 03:50:59.680 --> 03:51:00.520 Gonna say way that like. 4864 03:51:03.040 --> 03:51:05.159 It's not a it's it's a jingle. 4865 03:51:07.200 --> 03:51:07.479 Jingle. 4866 03:51:07.920 --> 03:51:09.719 It's a jingle for like a dating app. That sucks, 4867 03:51:11.280 --> 03:51:13.079 ye Christian. 4868 03:51:14.280 --> 03:51:15.079 Christian mingle. 4869 03:51:16.159 --> 03:51:20.239 Yeah, oh so yeah. Them dancing casually is the thes 4870 03:51:20.280 --> 03:51:22.959 just I understand why Conye likes this. His he bought 4871 03:51:23.000 --> 03:51:25.479 a house that's just white. It was just white in 4872 03:51:25.600 --> 03:51:27.479 the background and literally it's just a white background. 4873 03:51:27.520 --> 03:51:33.520 It's my hose, hose. I must have forgot the thing 4874 03:51:34.360 --> 03:51:38.079 my house suit. This video it's of a of a 4875 03:51:38.200 --> 03:51:40.600 really important to me R and B song that I 4876 03:51:40.680 --> 03:51:42.319 cannot remember the name for it, and it's driving me 4877 03:51:42.399 --> 03:51:45.319 up the wall. It's like, uh, her name starts with 4878 03:51:45.399 --> 03:51:48.120 an M. I forgot what that's her name is? Is 4879 03:51:48.159 --> 03:51:50.440 it Maya? But what is the song? I don't remember. 4880 03:51:51.159 --> 03:51:52.760 May sounds right, but it might be. It's not Mary 4881 03:51:52.840 --> 03:51:56.520 j BLI, who is the marriage queen. She's the queen 4882 03:51:56.559 --> 03:52:01.799 of R and B. Maya. But my wash, she only 4883 03:52:01.840 --> 03:52:03.680 had I was like ninety. She wasn't like when I 4884 03:52:03.840 --> 03:52:04.159 was a kid. 4885 03:52:04.280 --> 03:52:05.879 She didn't have she had a couple of Yeah, she 4886 03:52:06.120 --> 03:52:06.959 had a couple hits way. 4887 03:52:06.799 --> 03:52:07.239 Back in the day. 4888 03:52:07.680 --> 03:52:08.399 Celia Cruz. 4889 03:52:09.280 --> 03:52:10.799 Amazing, it's amazing. 4890 03:52:12.079 --> 03:52:13.600 Sure she's so old. 4891 03:52:14.239 --> 03:52:15.639 She was old my entire life. 4892 03:52:16.280 --> 03:52:18.360 Yeah, she was so died when you were like maybe, 4893 03:52:18.639 --> 03:52:20.959 Like I don't know what I'm saying. I mean, do 4894 03:52:21.040 --> 03:52:22.079 you remember the song at all? 4895 03:52:22.799 --> 03:52:23.040 Little? 4896 03:52:23.440 --> 03:52:26.000 I remember the feeling the song, the song. That's it. 4897 03:52:26.239 --> 03:52:27.280 Yeah, that's hard, that's it. 4898 03:52:27.360 --> 03:52:28.319 I remember. I don't. 4899 03:52:28.360 --> 03:52:30.840 I'm so I'd have to go through my YouTube searches 4900 03:52:30.920 --> 03:52:35.959 and like you go through a very black if you 4901 03:52:35.959 --> 03:52:36.959 guys want to bothers me. 4902 03:52:37.159 --> 03:52:38.319 I don't know if you guys have noticed this, if 4903 03:52:38.319 --> 03:52:39.879 you ever tried to find something in your YouTube history 4904 03:52:39.920 --> 03:52:40.760 because you know you've seen it. 4905 03:52:40.879 --> 03:52:42.840 But it's not there. It's not there, and you're like, 4906 03:52:42.920 --> 03:52:46.600 I can't really search this proper, like like I think 4907 03:52:46.639 --> 03:52:48.479 YouTube like history is a complete lie. 4908 03:52:49.040 --> 03:52:49.760 Like I don't even. 4909 03:52:49.680 --> 03:52:52.200 Understand like how it's that Wrong'm like, I'm looking for 4910 03:52:52.280 --> 03:52:54.120 this episode of this thing that I know I saw. 4911 03:52:54.280 --> 03:52:56.159 I know it's available, I know I saw in the 4912 03:52:56.239 --> 03:52:58.520 last week and then I go, I scroll through it 4913 03:52:58.520 --> 03:53:00.680 and then it says reason. 4914 03:53:00.440 --> 03:53:02.959 That it didn't retain this information at all, Like what 4915 03:53:03.079 --> 03:53:03.799 does it choose. 4916 03:53:03.600 --> 03:53:06.120 To retain and not? So I gotta get it. Oh 4917 03:53:06.200 --> 03:53:08.399 my god, my brain's halfway connecting the dots of the 4918 03:53:08.479 --> 03:53:09.959 song and it's making me angry. 4919 03:53:09.879 --> 03:53:11.639 Thinking about it. Anyway, we're gonna go. 4920 03:53:12.239 --> 03:53:16.040 It's me Casey Anthony, I love you, Kingson Peppino Spaghetti 4921 03:53:16.120 --> 03:53:17.639 playing Illusion of Gaya right now? 4922 03:53:18.040 --> 03:53:21.000 Nice fuck yeah, dude, he is that man. So many 4923 03:53:21.000 --> 03:53:22.639 people have not played that and they need to play it. 4924 03:53:23.319 --> 03:53:24.760 They need to play It's so fucking good. 4925 03:53:25.879 --> 03:53:28.520 Pre Ras Blake eight ninety six. Who do you think 4926 03:53:28.559 --> 03:53:28.840 you are? 4927 03:53:28.920 --> 03:53:32.559 I am autistic, Sabrina Carpenter be like I'm working eight Okay, 4928 03:53:32.719 --> 03:53:36.319 I'm autistic. Chris having contingency plans for Derek and. 4929 03:53:36.280 --> 03:53:39.239 Sween absolutely not. 4930 03:53:40.520 --> 03:53:44.079 DA's goopy Elon's baby armor sounds like a joker bit. 4931 03:53:44.120 --> 03:53:47.600 I forgot about my Jared Fogel time machine name and 4932 03:53:47.760 --> 03:53:50.040 wrote a question into a book club and they read 4933 03:53:50.120 --> 03:53:53.280 my question not my name, Uh do it again, but 4934 03:53:53.319 --> 03:53:54.040 with the worst name. 4935 03:53:54.520 --> 03:53:55.719 Yeah, do it, Yeah, try it. 4936 03:53:56.200 --> 03:53:59.559 Put my name is Joe Jared Bogelo and I love boys, 4937 03:54:00.000 --> 03:54:01.079 but make that your name. 4938 03:54:02.079 --> 03:54:05.440 My name is fair A Jogle and I'm fucking fair 4939 03:54:08.239 --> 03:54:08.639 I like that. 4940 03:54:08.920 --> 03:54:13.799 Yeah, shot Young Sheldon versus ran overhead, Joel ran overhead, Joel. 4941 03:54:13.840 --> 03:54:16.079 Bashion head Joel is what you think is what you're thinking? 4942 03:54:16.639 --> 03:54:18.600 Unless that also happened. Maybe there was a Yeah, maybe 4943 03:54:18.639 --> 03:54:21.200 there's a variant that I'm unaware of. It's in the show. 4944 03:54:21.239 --> 03:54:26.520 It happened, Monica, there is a Monica. Okay, I'm halfway there. 4945 03:54:27.360 --> 03:54:30.239 Oh, I know. Are you talking about the boys mine with? 4946 03:54:31.120 --> 03:54:31.760 I know that song? 4947 03:54:31.840 --> 03:54:32.000 Good? 4948 03:54:32.079 --> 03:54:32.799 Great song though? 4949 03:54:32.959 --> 03:54:36.719 And Brandy is it Monica and Brandy Monica? Yeah? Yeah, 4950 03:54:37.239 --> 03:54:42.639 so she was like, it's the best R and B 4951 03:54:42.719 --> 03:54:45.920 singer of our time, Monica Nikky. 4952 03:54:47.319 --> 03:54:47.799 So good. 4953 03:54:48.280 --> 03:54:50.920 Isn't that weird painting? You get that painting at me 4954 03:54:50.959 --> 03:54:51.440 in the drift? 4955 03:54:53.959 --> 03:54:55.680 What? What is this reality? 4956 03:54:55.719 --> 03:54:56.600 I forgot about that. 4957 03:54:56.879 --> 03:54:58.319 I think about that all the time, Like I think 4958 03:54:58.360 --> 03:54:59.600 about that at least like once a week. 4959 03:55:00.239 --> 03:55:03.159 Oh my god, A painting of Bill Clinton address and 4960 03:55:03.239 --> 03:55:04.600 Jeffrey Island. 4961 03:55:05.120 --> 03:55:05.959 That's so great. 4962 03:55:06.040 --> 03:55:09.600 That is like we are being ruled by pedophiles, dude, 4963 03:55:10.799 --> 03:55:13.719 Like it's it's like it's not even. 4964 03:55:13.520 --> 03:55:15.239 A conspiracy theory anymore. 4965 03:55:15.319 --> 03:55:16.319 It's just a thing. 4966 03:55:17.399 --> 03:55:23.600 Nikki ziggy a k Jesus Christ, I'm not reading that. 4967 03:55:23.920 --> 03:55:27.639 What a k a? Shuld I read it? So gone 4968 03:55:28.520 --> 03:55:28.959 so gone? 4969 03:55:29.040 --> 03:55:31.840 Oh my god, I'll check it out where I'll finish it. Okay, 4970 03:55:31.840 --> 03:55:32.959 that's only like a couple of left. 4971 03:55:33.719 --> 03:55:40.959 You make me feel I'm so gone, so gone? Why 4972 03:55:41.079 --> 03:55:43.920 is this zoomed in? Like I'm old? What do you 4973 03:55:44.040 --> 03:55:46.799 so I can read it? Your glass does not work? 4974 03:55:47.079 --> 03:55:48.760 No, I just it keeps it keeps me from rereading 4975 03:55:48.799 --> 03:55:50.639 the same things over. I see this is this is 4976 03:55:50.719 --> 03:55:51.360 like it's kind of you. 4977 03:55:51.360 --> 03:55:52.120 Can zoom out. It's not. 4978 03:55:54.000 --> 03:55:55.040 It is zoomed super far. 4979 03:55:57.079 --> 03:56:10.600 Sometimes people, I love that it's dan nikky ziggy ak parentheses. 4980 03:56:10.920 --> 03:56:14.000 Jordan's just had she had to let you know that 4981 03:56:14.239 --> 03:56:15.120 I did not do this. 4982 03:56:15.719 --> 03:56:16.079 It's the. 4983 03:56:18.079 --> 03:56:23.360 Jordan's the the white passing bead. Your name being nigger 4984 03:56:23.479 --> 03:56:27.440 zigger is so fucking that. Can we put this somewhere 4985 03:56:27.479 --> 03:56:31.479 on the on the ceremony or something, or no, is 4986 03:56:31.520 --> 03:56:34.200 there something can we have the pre say like do 4987 03:56:34.360 --> 03:56:35.200 you take. 4988 03:56:36.479 --> 03:56:37.799 You know who's officiating that that way? 4989 03:56:37.840 --> 03:56:41.159 Can should you say that it off? 4990 03:56:41.879 --> 03:56:44.879 You shouldn't say it's fucking amazing. Oh man, okay, okay, 4991 03:56:44.920 --> 03:56:45.840 let me, that's too close. 4992 03:56:46.079 --> 03:56:46.959 It's not go wrong. 4993 03:56:48.040 --> 03:56:51.479 Cutting clean Water act is attempt to spread worm. 4994 03:56:51.760 --> 03:56:52.280 That's true. 4995 03:56:53.760 --> 03:57:01.520 Spread wormy. Here's the peanut by Jo Kingston. 4996 03:57:01.559 --> 03:57:03.719 Why do you have mullag balls mace? Now? 4997 03:57:03.840 --> 03:57:06.959 Sorry, Chris, but I'm gonna get up to some funny 4998 03:57:07.040 --> 03:57:07.639 ship with this. 4999 03:57:10.120 --> 03:57:10.959 Okay, Well, there you go. 5000 03:57:13.600 --> 03:57:15.760 They think the end on my head means something else. 5001 03:57:16.000 --> 03:57:21.440 Crash confession. I started the tooth gap slander. Joy was 5002 03:57:21.440 --> 03:57:23.399 just asking about that. He's like, why are people fucking 5003 03:57:23.559 --> 03:57:25.879 like so hostile towards that. I was like, wait, it's 5004 03:57:25.879 --> 03:57:27.479 just the running joke. He's the punching bag right now. 5005 03:57:27.520 --> 03:57:29.719 It's great, keep it up, it's great. 5006 03:57:30.879 --> 03:57:32.280 It's always not we have a we have a punch 5007 03:57:32.319 --> 03:57:34.719 of It's like a Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee is like 5008 03:57:34.760 --> 03:57:40.479 the punching bag. What's that guy's other guy's Oh Adam Friedland. 5009 03:57:41.120 --> 03:57:43.639 It's so easy with him though, because like he looks 5010 03:57:43.719 --> 03:57:47.840 like he looks congregated. Literally he's on the show. 5011 03:57:47.959 --> 03:57:50.159 I'm talking about one of the first few episodes, Like 5012 03:57:50.600 --> 03:57:53.840 they established that he's a bug, like, so it's a running. 5013 03:57:53.840 --> 03:57:55.479 It is crazy, Like he does look like he looks 5014 03:57:55.520 --> 03:58:00.239 like a bug and a salamander. He's very odd looking 5015 03:58:00.319 --> 03:58:02.319 guy and very unfunny. 5016 03:58:03.399 --> 03:58:07.559 Perfect for the show, though, Dog the Baby Hunter. I 5017 03:58:07.680 --> 03:58:10.680 like that he changed the name. I mean the there's 5018 03:58:10.719 --> 03:58:13.760 actually a picture of Dog. I didn't notice that. Oh shit, 5019 03:58:13.840 --> 03:58:16.000 hold on, here we go. Sorry, Miss Jackson badly Brave 5020 03:58:16.440 --> 03:58:19.079 a theory needs help lowering his weapon in Halo three 5021 03:58:19.239 --> 03:58:23.159 Orange Man Hunter from Missouri. Nice nay from melifus one. 5022 03:58:24.799 --> 03:58:28.239 Oh shit, we're back to three pages. Nigga's dropping off. 5023 03:58:29.760 --> 03:58:37.399 By one. No, alright, so rounding off the list. We 5024 03:58:37.799 --> 03:58:40.760 suck King of Haphazard. Let's go. 5025 03:58:41.680 --> 03:58:43.879 We gotta finished a thank y'all so much. 5026 03:58:43.959 --> 03:58:48.239 Oh yeah, check out the the check the merch store. 5027 03:58:48.719 --> 03:58:52.840 It's been revamped because so just figured it out and 5028 03:58:52.920 --> 03:58:54.760 this really upset me. I was actually really mad when 5029 03:58:54.760 --> 03:58:57.840 I found this out. So when you're designing the merch 5030 03:58:58.719 --> 03:59:03.319 if you don't pick exactly what type of style you 5031 03:59:03.399 --> 03:59:06.920 want with the method of of them printing it, they'll 5032 03:59:07.040 --> 03:59:09.719 recommend one for you. There's only two, and so some 5033 03:59:09.840 --> 03:59:12.879 of them recommended in this thing. That's like all this 5034 03:59:13.040 --> 03:59:16.360 it's like it's like swap meat fucking flea market iron non. 5035 03:59:16.719 --> 03:59:19.600 An iron non fucking like, disgusting feeling graphic. 5036 03:59:19.719 --> 03:59:22.799 The description tries to sell it as it less longer, 5037 03:59:23.399 --> 03:59:25.879 it's more vibrant, colorable, Yeah, because it's the fucking picture. 5038 03:59:28.360 --> 03:59:30.319 So some of our merch doesn't have this. 5039 03:59:30.479 --> 03:59:32.879 Some of our merch does. I have. 5040 03:59:33.159 --> 03:59:35.120 I have like a few test prints, like one did, 5041 03:59:35.200 --> 03:59:38.120 and that's why I I stopped making it, but then 5042 03:59:38.200 --> 03:59:40.239 others don't. It was just like I was, Okay, I 5043 03:59:40.280 --> 03:59:42.680 guess it's I don't know what the fuck is going on. Yeah, 5044 03:59:42.799 --> 03:59:45.440 but so there are certain versions of our shirts in 5045 03:59:45.559 --> 03:59:47.920 the past that have been printed in a really stupid 5046 03:59:47.959 --> 03:59:48.479 fucking way. 5047 03:59:48.680 --> 03:59:52.319 Yeah, uh, I don't. Is that fixed now? 5048 03:59:52.760 --> 03:59:55.079 So by the time this episode goes up, it'll be 5049 03:59:55.120 --> 03:59:58.479 everything will be ready to go. Everything, the all designs 5050 03:59:58.520 --> 04:00:01.719 are up. It's it's so stupid. There's the way this 5051 04:00:01.840 --> 04:00:04.440 website works. It's first of all, I can't believe they 5052 04:00:04.479 --> 04:00:07.799 even have that available. I don't even understand what the 5053 04:00:07.840 --> 04:00:09.600 benefit would be to even have that as an option, 5054 04:00:09.719 --> 04:00:12.040 because it's literally the worst kind of thing that you 5055 04:00:12.120 --> 04:00:15.000 could own. Tea Public was probably not even tea spring. 5056 04:00:15.040 --> 04:00:17.040 Tea Public is like known for being like one of 5057 04:00:17.120 --> 04:00:20.440 the most cookie cutter ones you can use. They don't 5058 04:00:20.440 --> 04:00:23.959 even have that as an option, even that the tea 5059 04:00:24.040 --> 04:00:27.799 public uses all emotion emotion and so it was crazy. 5060 04:00:27.840 --> 04:00:29.680 I didn't think that they would do that anyway. Yeah, 5061 04:00:30.239 --> 04:00:33.159 you also can't just switch the method, so you have 5062 04:00:33.280 --> 04:00:35.680 to take them down, you have to redo it, you 5063 04:00:36.719 --> 04:00:39.600 re you have to basically remake the shirt. Yeah, and 5064 04:00:39.639 --> 04:00:42.159 I was like, oh, great, that's very cool. So anyway 5065 04:00:42.920 --> 04:00:45.959 stories would be up. I haven't looked at it yet, 5066 04:00:46.000 --> 04:00:47.600 but I'm gonna figure out. There should also be a 5067 04:00:47.639 --> 04:00:50.760 discount up there too, because just kind of have it 5068 04:00:50.879 --> 04:00:53.079 be like, hey, guys, everything here is fucking legit. You 5069 04:00:53.120 --> 04:00:55.959 won't get any ironed on bullshit, but everything will be 5070 04:00:56.000 --> 04:00:57.600 ready by the time this episode goes out. So I 5071 04:00:57.680 --> 04:00:58.600 just want to put that out there. 5072 04:00:58.920 --> 04:00:59.639 There was a merch error. 5073 04:00:59.680 --> 04:01:01.520 Merch should be fixed by the time you guys are 5074 04:01:01.559 --> 04:01:04.159 hearing this. Snark Tank Dot Shop. There'll also be new 5075 04:01:04.159 --> 04:01:06.040 stuff there too. I've been stockpiling a bunch of stuff 5076 04:01:06.040 --> 04:01:08.319 because I want to have a big drop some art. 5077 04:01:08.879 --> 04:01:09.000 Uh. 5078 04:01:09.399 --> 04:01:11.799 We're getting some stuff too through the email from just 5079 04:01:11.920 --> 04:01:16.879 like fans. That looks fucking crazy, but yeah, so snart 5080 04:01:16.920 --> 04:01:18.959 Tank Dot Shop. Patroon of concepts of Stark Tank has 5081 04:01:18.959 --> 04:01:22.040 always pop on over there and we'll see you next time. 5082 04:01:22.479 --> 04:01:22.879 Bye bye. 5083 04:01:25.200 --> 04:01:26.639 I can't believe we hit four hours ago. 5084 04:01:29.920 --> 04:01:36.360 Nigger disk, Meigger disk, Megger disk, Megger disk, Nigger dis 5085 04:01:37.159 --> 04:01:43.319 Nigger Megger disk, Nigger disk, Nigger dis nigger