Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart tag.
Speaker 2: You're about to teach your glazed by the great Chris
Speaker 2: Ray God, Derek black Belt, and Tom Sway. Sit back
Speaker 2: and prepare for some shiit. Sit back and prepare for
Speaker 2: some blazing glory.
Speaker 1: I'm never going here again after this because just this
Speaker 1: is eleven dollars, like you know what I mean, like
Speaker 1: this and this together, and I'm like, yeah, it's not this.
Speaker 2: Is not My perception of food. Cost of food is
Speaker 2: so completely wonky because like I would just pay money
Speaker 2: for good food. That's it. Like I just like if
Speaker 2: I if I'm gonna eat, I might as well pay
Speaker 2: money for it.
Speaker 3: Sure, but Duncan Donuts is not exactly worth like I
Speaker 3: would definitely something that.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. It's not like there's like a there
Speaker 1: was like a really cool place that I saw. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Is that are you recording? Yeah? Oh well, I mean hey, perfect, perfect,
Speaker 2: Hey we got we redeemed.
Speaker 4: It's the it's the yeah you actually got it now.
Speaker 2: Instead of that fucking tortilla with like slim, it was
Speaker 2: slim and there was a bunch of poppy seeds on here,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna get popped for heroin.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're gonna be You're gonna test positive for opioid,
Speaker 3: for opioids, and then they're gonna shoot you dead.
Speaker 1: Like they do with every single that's the new policy,
Speaker 1: like shoot the opioid, shoot shoot them dead.
Speaker 2: Carpet bomb there home, carpet How do you carpet bomb
Speaker 2: a home? Like I feel like one bomb would cover.
Speaker 1: It, you would bomb like one bomb is getting so
Speaker 1: like you have to like carpet shoot a house. You
Speaker 1: have to like carpet, yeah, like carpet like Swiss cheese
Speaker 1: a house, because uh, more than one type of anybody,
Speaker 1: Like I think three grenades would really fuck up like
Speaker 1: a room, like you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Maybe yeah, don't.
Speaker 3: My perception of grenades are really thrown off because I
Speaker 3: really don't know anymore. When I saw I saw a
Speaker 3: live grenade girl go off, and I was just like,
Speaker 3: that's not.
Speaker 2: Nearly as much destructive as you thought, because in video games.
Speaker 3: They were like explosions, which I k I knew that
Speaker 3: was like not real, I understand.
Speaker 2: Not for a while, well maybe like twelve, I.
Speaker 1: Thought it depended on the type, like Okay, a frag
Speaker 1: grenade is not gonna explode. I thought a frag shooting
Speaker 1: frags fragments, So I understand that it can blow your
Speaker 1: legs off or something. It's more like.
Speaker 3: A like a like a blender, almost like an AoE blending.
Speaker 3: We're just kind of like, here's a here's a random
Speaker 3: shard of something, and it's gonna pepper your leg and
Speaker 3: you're gonna get all fucked up.
Speaker 4: But it's not gonna like but I.
Speaker 1: Guess there's in scenario we'll obviously such a flame flash
Speaker 1: flash ones, which I kind of want some flash.
Speaker 2: I want to flash people. There's so bright you hear
Speaker 2: noise like that is so crazy. They're so bright your
Speaker 2: ears ring? No, that's that is such a stupid understanding of.
Speaker 1: What they make your ears ring. You think the flash
Speaker 1: light that does it? What's the part that does it?
Speaker 1: The explosion? Yeah, because it's a grenade. Still it's still
Speaker 1: it's still. They still happened. The decibels are loud enough.
Speaker 1: The word sucks your ears up.
Speaker 2: Not the lie. I knew that partially, but I like
Speaker 2: the idea of like, maybe right it seeps in hearing.
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, why not was the Dark podcast the
Speaker 1: light it's him said, it's it's him. Derek look at
Speaker 1: all of us sitting sitting down light from me, around
Speaker 1: the table like a family. Yeah, like the the King
Speaker 1: Arthur and the Knights of Nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Basically, this is our round tables.
Speaker 3: It's a piece of ship that I got from Amazon
Speaker 3: for forty bucks.
Speaker 2: Which one do you like better? This is forty dollars?
Speaker 2: Pretty good?
Speaker 1: No, I just completely making that. Oh okay. I was
Speaker 1: like I was literally about to go buy it. This.
Speaker 3: I don't remember exactly because when we were putting this
Speaker 3: stuff together, I was like whatever, Like, I'm gonna buy
Speaker 3: whatever is reasonably gonna be sturdy. I didn't want like
Speaker 3: a balsa wood fucking ikea table. I was just gonna
Speaker 3: fall apart the second we started using it.
Speaker 1: One must laughs on a handle.
Speaker 2: It is probably like a round one hundred maybe, like
Speaker 2: probably not that too much, probably not too far above
Speaker 2: but not or too far below. Too crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, uh we we were recording this a little
Speaker 3: bit later than we normally would have. I had to
Speaker 3: fumigate my apartment because apparently there was a termite thing.
Speaker 3: And this happened the year Creator Clash happened. I remember
Speaker 3: it happened a month before Creator Clash, where I had
Speaker 3: like a term.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, great, I gotta deal with this again. Yeah,
Speaker 3: exactly same time. Yeah, So I was like, oh, I
Speaker 3: guess it's like a relatively year yeah, every two years
Speaker 3: or something, because they didn't have a last year. So
Speaker 3: I don't know what the deal is. But so I
Speaker 3: I've been out of my apartment for like three days
Speaker 3: and it's been uh, it's been something.
Speaker 2: M sure right there.
Speaker 1: You sure they got all the gas out? I made sure. Yet, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna get all funny. Yeah, no, dude, I
Speaker 1: told the story of the podcast before.
Speaker 3: But like when we had a we had a roach
Speaker 3: problem in like one of our old apartments and we fumigated,
Speaker 3: and dude, like they fumigated.
Speaker 2: Well, I was just in my bedroom.
Speaker 1: They opened the windows.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's like I think because they were
Speaker 3: just like, well, it's just the living room that has
Speaker 3: the problem, so like they just didn't go into the bedrooms.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's how fumigations work. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's how gas works. I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I'm pretty sure that building didn't really
Speaker 3: do half of the ship that they said that they
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that they just like came in, they
Speaker 3: looked around, They maybe like sprayed a corner or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they came whatever. They probably put those bug bombs,
Speaker 2: those shitty bug bombs. You ever use those things? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then you just leave the room.
Speaker 1: There's probably just one of those shitty ones that didn't
Speaker 1: really get to the problem.
Speaker 3: No, absolutely, because we we had to fuman gate how
Speaker 3: many times we part times, like three times in like
Speaker 3: in like a couple of months.
Speaker 1: It's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Thing about Like, I don't know, if you eradicate all roaches,
Speaker 2: something bad happened.
Speaker 4: No, I refuse to believe that.
Speaker 1: I feel like something bad might happen, But I don't
Speaker 1: know what I mean. They do eat matter, so like
Speaker 1: maybe they're like a necessary.
Speaker 2: Maybe more trash, but you know, uh, but that trash
Speaker 2: will attract less roaches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll I'll take the risk. Yeah, same thing with mosquitoes.
Speaker 1: They're all gone. Yeah, I I don't care what happens.
Speaker 2: I feel like something really bad happens, but like I'm
Speaker 2: so woefully like uninvolved with what I just don't care.
Speaker 2: Like probably a certain species is gone or something. Oh no,
Speaker 2: it's not like it was like a lynchpin species. That'd
Speaker 2: be really fucking ugh, like they gone and like, oh no,
Speaker 2: this kind of spider's gone. And now the amount of
Speaker 2: rapist multiplied by a billion percent, and it's like what,
Speaker 2: so they existed, like one single spider directly correlates to
Speaker 2: rapist population. There's like there's like maybe four to separation
Speaker 2: before direct degrees for like direct degree the separation.
Speaker 1: Can we if that happens, can we direct the rapist
Speaker 1: like towards a certain demographic graph?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to be the person that aims
Speaker 2: rapists at people. I don't know if they already are here,
Speaker 2: like even like even like I understand what you mean,
Speaker 2: like there're already there's already nukes, so like if we
Speaker 2: can aim, but like, I don't want to be the
Speaker 2: guy that's like there's nukes, but they're also they're active,
Speaker 2: they're they're ready to go.
Speaker 1: There's a countdown. Now you need to direct them somewhere
Speaker 1: because I don't think the rapists are going to lie.
Speaker 2: In Oh oh yah, right, that's Kimbato.
Speaker 3: I was gonna saying about same thing that school shooter
Speaker 3: is kind of right where you just it's like a
Speaker 3: problem that it's like the genies out of the bottle
Speaker 3: in some way. Yes, So like how do you heard
Speaker 3: them maybe towards like a healthcare CEO or something right
Speaker 3: towards like how.
Speaker 1: You heard them towards Wall Street?
Speaker 2: Is morally?
Speaker 4: Like is it really morally a bad thing?
Speaker 2: Not even a little bit heard?
Speaker 4: Not even uncontrollable evil that cannot be extinguished in the
Speaker 4: direction of other evil.
Speaker 2: I think you can in place of it, you know,
Speaker 2: And I think all evil can be like co opted,
Speaker 2: but it has to be all agreed upon that it's evil.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: That's a problem we have right now.
Speaker 2: What do you mean because like a lot of people
Speaker 2: like we we want to act like it's to a
Speaker 2: lot of people don't consider evil evil anymore. They're sort
Speaker 2: of like evil motherfuckers that we see regularly, you know what.
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1: But I think the people that are ignoring evil, they
Speaker 1: understand it's evil, they just don't care because it's like
Speaker 1: usually coming from the party or side that they like.
Speaker 1: But say it's always when it's like I didn't I
Speaker 1: don't know why I don't get notifications from Meet Cannon videos,
Speaker 1: but like usually Jojo will be oh, Meet Cannon's out
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, And this time it was because I
Speaker 1: was scrolling Twitter and uh me Cannon quote tweeted a
Speaker 1: guy because this guy was like, why don't you make
Speaker 1: a video about Biden, you fat faggot?
Speaker 2: Or say something? You know, because of the Jade.
Speaker 1: Vance thing came out and it's one of those things.
Speaker 2: Where I'm like, all right, if you if you're aware that,
Speaker 2: let's just say, Biden's problematic and he's done a lot
Speaker 2: of weird creepy ship, why are you not gonna acknowledge
Speaker 2: that your guy that you're mad about? He's mad, right,
Speaker 2: he's upset that they made fun of these guys, and like,
Speaker 2: you're not going to acknowledge it was jd Vance, Charlie
Speaker 2: Kirk and okay in that video, dude, the peanut thing fucking.
Speaker 1: Is killing me.
Speaker 2: He was just trying to get giacinting. That was great, man,
Speaker 2: That was that was really good. It's good stuff.
Speaker 1: It's weird when people get defensive bout that. I could.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine seeing a video of somebody like like
Speaker 3: a cartoon, especially of like Biden looking like a freak
Speaker 3: and being.
Speaker 2: Like your Trump video. Any I don't really consider people
Speaker 2: that are famous humans, if that makes any sense in
Speaker 2: like that like that you know what you're at least
Speaker 2: like psychopathic way, like I I detached them. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're just their figures. I respect some of the art
Speaker 2: day maker the things they create, you know, but I'm
Speaker 2: not like, like, who do I One of my favorite actors,
Speaker 2: like Sterling K.
Speaker 1: Brown, right, is that he's the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he was the black guy in the Predator
Speaker 2: movie with autistic kids.
Speaker 1: God, that movie.
Speaker 2: See that movie.
Speaker 1: I saw you guys to see that ten years ago.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, I thought with you so long.
Speaker 1: As time I saw Red Letter Media break it down.
Speaker 2: It was crazy.
Speaker 3: I remember said that, like are they serious? Like the
Speaker 3: premise of that movie spoilers.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what that movie is called. What is
Speaker 1: it called Predators?
Speaker 2: Predators? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Predators was I thought it was because I thought Predators
Speaker 1: was Brodie one. I think it's the Predators sexual predators,
Speaker 1: though I don't know what I'm thinking of actually, sexual predator.
Speaker 1: What are you say? Would the predator p be called
Speaker 1: sexual predator? No, that's dumb.
Speaker 2: I feel like there has to be it, though I'm like,
Speaker 2: you can't make that movie. But like, I mean, I
Speaker 2: guess it's a double Entandra Like he's like, yeah, technically exactly.
Speaker 1: So it's a predator that's sexual, but also he's well,
Speaker 1: he's not he's praying on people sexually. He just wants
Speaker 1: to have sex sexual. So he came down not for
Speaker 1: like the sport of like the hunt he wants, but
Speaker 1: he just, yeah, the sport of butt. So he so
Speaker 1: he tries to he fucks uh uh dutchess entire squad.
Speaker 1: That's essentially the movie. U willingly. Of course he has to, right,
Speaker 1: he doesn't as I want him. I hope not. And
Speaker 1: then like the you know, you know that one iconic
Speaker 1: scene with a Jesse Ventura where he's like, ain't got
Speaker 1: time to bleed? Whord I was just like, I ain't
Speaker 1: got time to come.
Speaker 2: I go yeah, Like he's like, hey, he's edging crazy,
Speaker 2: he's edging crazy. He is looking like a fucking cherry.
Speaker 2: That movie, fucking I love that movie is amazing.
Speaker 1: I love that fucking movie because it's like the perfect
Speaker 1: blend of just like survival horror and then dumb bullshit action,
Speaker 1: especially when they blow up the jungle in the beginning.
Speaker 1: They got to blow up the jungle.
Speaker 2: They lace the jungle would explosive, and I'm like, you
Speaker 2: probably doomed so many species there, you guys like Henry Kissinger.
Speaker 1: Fucking yeah, there's gonna be exploding everything from now till.
Speaker 3: Till the end of time, Like an alien's gonna step
Speaker 3: down here in two billion years and stuff on a
Speaker 3: landmine fucking explode.
Speaker 1: Good stuff. Man.
Speaker 2: I love that Predator movie. I don't remember what it's called.
Speaker 1: I bet it's The Predator.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it might be like Around, the leader of the
Speaker 2: military group, that black guy.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 3: I barely remember that movie, to be honest. I remember
Speaker 3: that movie was that they implied that autism was the
Speaker 3: next stage of.
Speaker 1: Levy in Invincible right now if around oh, okay, well
Speaker 1: you know that is I mean, he's he's a cartoon
Speaker 1: in that show. So I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what he looks like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think what I'm saying. I'm sure the Predator
Speaker 2: in twenty eighteen, the Predator so insane. I'm trump, I'm
Speaker 2: digging deep in the bag. And then Predator, you know,
Speaker 2: the uncle from The Predators Black Panther movie, the one
Speaker 2: that the uncle they met in New York and in
Speaker 2: California that they killed. Just show him a fucking picture.
Speaker 1: You have your phone.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to. I'm trying to. I'm not
Speaker 2: paying a picture. That's why I don't want to just
Speaker 2: give him the answer I don't want to use.
Speaker 3: Has not been a prominent figure in enough media that
Speaker 3: I've seen for me to recognize him off rip by
Speaker 3: name or by face, you know.
Speaker 1: Especially since he's black, especially you know, really, I.
Speaker 2: Don't really think with black pe.
Speaker 1: You probably don't as an as much Black media. And
Speaker 1: I can understand.
Speaker 2: That not really, especially lately.
Speaker 1: I haven't really sunk my teeth in anything recently that's
Speaker 1: really kind of captured me. As far as like black
Speaker 1: black media can't not do it, like I'll watch content creators,
Speaker 1: but as far as like television, there's nobody's nobody's brought
Speaker 1: anything to my attention that like you got to watch this.
Speaker 2: I don't even watch like black content creators right now
Speaker 2: because all of them are edging towards having such stupid
Speaker 2: ass perspectives about ship where they don't really drive, like
Speaker 2: like even after signifier someone I respect a lot. Okay,
Speaker 2: so dumb sometimes and I'm like, he was in Black Panther,
Speaker 2: he was uncle. Is he like a comedy actor? Nooks
Speaker 2: a comedy bone, But he's not a comedy actor.
Speaker 1: He's from this.
Speaker 4: Is what else is he in? I've definitely seen that
Speaker 4: guy before.
Speaker 1: I think, are you thinking of that? He kind of
Speaker 1: looks like that that what is he from Zack and
Speaker 1: Cody or something? No, No, it's a little bit like
Speaker 1: that guy like that.
Speaker 2: Really he's a serious actor. He's like, he's like a fucking.
Speaker 1: He's not done comedy before you're brought to Zack and
Speaker 1: Cody go to hell. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. The Torture's Life of Zack and Cody I
Speaker 2: was a sequel to Sweet Life on Deck.
Speaker 1: When they were on the boat, you remember that the.
Speaker 2: Boat that crashes like they're they the captain was like, hey,
Speaker 2: check this out Titanic three, because there was a two
Speaker 2: nobody saw.
Speaker 1: The captain said, hey, check this out Titanic three.
Speaker 2: Then and then he crashes the boat on crashes it
Speaker 2: it fucking it so fast that it actually does the
Speaker 2: three sixty.
Speaker 4: He's in, he's in the he's in the cockpit of
Speaker 4: the boat.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Yeah, I don't know what you call it the
Speaker 2: steering I don't know either, captain's quarters. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that's not it. Whatever.
Speaker 4: Literally he's in the pilot's seat of the boat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's in there.
Speaker 1: He's like he turns.
Speaker 2: Everybody turns left and right, but like, I wonder.
Speaker 1: And then the boat just goes dives, dives and then
Speaker 1: he drowns everybody.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. Curiosity takes me, told him and he
Speaker 2: was like, ye, did the functionality when he would be
Speaker 2: on the boat in the first place is awesome. I
Speaker 2: guess it's a nose diven like it's a submarine some
Speaker 2: asshole like yees. So he could have gone. He could
Speaker 2: have went like this, he could have went. He could
Speaker 2: have done either or maybe I could just too.
Speaker 4: Many boat captains aren't the adventurous about They're not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not daring explorers. They're not like what is it,
Speaker 1: Captain Phillips. That was a that was the from the
Speaker 1: seed right the league diigga what his name? What his
Speaker 1: name or was it?
Speaker 2: Memo nemo nemo?
Speaker 1: Are you having a stroke?
Speaker 2: Yeah? From ti thousand to what was his name Captain
Speaker 2: Nemo or Mobi Dick or Mobi Dick?
Speaker 1: What was ten thousand Leagues under the Sea?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was the.
Speaker 1: Captain's name from that? I don't fucking know. Are you
Speaker 1: talking about the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? No, he would
Speaker 1: know that character was in it, though, yeah, really isn't?
Speaker 2: Yes he was? What character? Are we talking to me? Confused?
Speaker 1: His name is Nemo right in that movie?
Speaker 2: Yes, So there's a Nemo that's not connected to Dora
Speaker 2: or door finding Nemo, where circle circles, this is a tornado.
Speaker 2: Everything about everything that we've said so far, we'd be
Speaker 2: grave there politics, then there's there's correct in it, but
Speaker 2: the wrong direction.
Speaker 3: Captain Nemo is a fictional character from like one folklore
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 2: From I think he's from ten thousand saying he's from
Speaker 2: ten thousand league, I think he is.
Speaker 1: Okay, ab a Hab is from from Yes, there you go, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that I forgot those stories. They're so fucking
Speaker 1: dumb and gay. You can call me, call me that's
Speaker 1: so dumb and gay. But yes, he's.
Speaker 2: Stroke me dick the movie cock.
Speaker 1: Let's cock Dick at that moment.
Speaker 2: P P Dick pp penis weedy shut a giant penis,
Speaker 2: for he's a penis with a monocol on and a
Speaker 2: fucking sailors that.
Speaker 1: This is the stupidest interaction that I had. Do you
Speaker 1: think there's a veto sa Moby Dick a gay allegory? No?
Speaker 2: Quite literally? Yes, what do you mean there has to
Speaker 2: be one? I'm pretty sure that even quite literally, Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that is a plot point that I
Speaker 2: feel like I heard about it. I never about that once,
Speaker 2: but I'm just immature.
Speaker 1: Was like it's called Moby Dick because he's searching for
Speaker 1: Dick's searching Dick, and he's like he can't get you
Speaker 1: can't conquer the white whale, which is homost big white dick. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: a massive white dick his homosexuality. Yeah, that's a penis
Speaker 1: or a fat penis. Yeah, the last penis rip his
Speaker 1: ast shreds and he wants to actually be able to
Speaker 1: take a proper big penis.
Speaker 4: We gotta, you know what, let's get one of the
Speaker 4: big videos.
Speaker 2: From from what I remember, movie was actually kind of
Speaker 2: a good movie or story. Damn it, I movie Dick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the film I saw, I saw Moby Dick in like
Speaker 2: the nineties. I don't know when it came out.
Speaker 4: Is there are's a well, I guess there would be.
Speaker 1: I don't know when it came out, but I know
Speaker 1: I saw in the nineties, and I remember almost not
Speaker 1: it because I was too young to care.
Speaker 2: You know. It's just some, right, Yeah, it was like some.
Speaker 1: And then when he finally like has sex with the Whaley,
Speaker 1: like like to go or something, I'm weird, yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, I'm gay. I forgot what it was.
Speaker 1: I think it's coming back to me. There is gay
Speaker 1: shit in there that's not I'm.
Speaker 2: Pretty sure, like what you're saying is objectively gay, but like,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there's like some homosexual undertones there that
Speaker 2: could be accepted.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Back then, I don't know, man, I then they.
Speaker 2: Burned the gay so I don't know.
Speaker 3: In Moby Dick times, yeah, yeah, the stupidest conversation I've
Speaker 3: had four hours, and I've had very stupid conversations less interesting.
Speaker 1: Did you see that picture I posted of the fucking
Speaker 1: pool queue? No, dude, I saw you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw. I was playing pool at Jalen's because
Speaker 2: we were talking about like we're talking about figuring out
Speaker 2: our friend's bachelor party, and we're just there is this
Speaker 2: pool queue that I don't even understand what happened to it?
Speaker 2: Are you good at pool? Yeah, I'm pretty good at it.
Speaker 1: Crazy, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I mean it's well, I mean, I'm not like I
Speaker 3: wouldn't say that to like a room full of people
Speaker 3: who are good at pool, right.
Speaker 4: But I'm reasonable enough.
Speaker 1: I'm terrible a.
Speaker 2: Right, playing pro billiards, I'm not good. I played a
Speaker 2: lot when you got to call every shot. No, I
Speaker 2: can't do that. But if I'm just playing casually, I'm
Speaker 2: pretty decent. I had to play a lot, but I'm
Speaker 2: not good at it. I had to play way too
Speaker 2: much growing up. Huh, look at Huh, this is fucking
Speaker 2: crazy exploded.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you could really see, but like
Speaker 3: that is a wild fucking I don't know what that
Speaker 3: thing's been through, but it was just in the poolhouse
Speaker 3: in his building.
Speaker 1: It's very clear. It's people breaking really hard because they're
Speaker 1: just like, it's there's something stupid, there's something I will say,
Speaker 1: there's something satisfactory about it. However, I grew up with
Speaker 1: the pool tables. My mom had two different ones one
Speaker 1: was shitty, and then she bought a really fucking fancy one,
Speaker 1: and then I'm sure she would gamble and play and
Speaker 1: hustle and stuff. I couldn't use the good one. And
Speaker 1: also like taking care of the the cues was like
Speaker 1: you couldn't. If you you can't put the weights on
Speaker 1: the ground, you can't fight like you there was it
Speaker 1: was such a you make sure you charge like it
Speaker 1: was like this is gay, Like I don't take care
Speaker 1: of anything this much, like not even my dog, you know.
Speaker 2: Like my dog's like my dog's wheezing in the corner.
Speaker 2: In fact, my dog is mangy. My dog looks like
Speaker 2: it's shedding all years.
Speaker 1: My dog has mange right now, right now, right.
Speaker 2: Now, my dog is immune to the maine. It's on mare.
Speaker 2: But my dog is warner.
Speaker 1: Right now, in fact, right my dog is bingy in
Speaker 1: the corner. You can't Breathe saw a picture of Abbey recently.
Speaker 2: He was laughing that.
Speaker 4: He immediately became serious, like I saw a picture of you.
Speaker 1: Just you just forget, you just forget, Like I know
Speaker 1: we've talked about it, but you don't, like you just
Speaker 1: have a picture in your head and you see it
Speaker 1: and you know it is jarring, just the ratio of
Speaker 1: her there's no there's like no fat in her body,
Speaker 1: and then she just has like all all the fat
Speaker 1: that's supposed to be distributed to her body, just not saying, bro,
Speaker 1: yeah it looks it looks like a character kind of cartoonish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's funny, crazy large.
Speaker 4: While we were playing, we were like, let's let's try.
Speaker 1: And we were we were.
Speaker 3: Pretending like we knew everything about the game. We were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: so this is a classic Simon's folly. I'm gonna like
Speaker 3: a Pilgrim's plunge here, and hopefully he said southing. It
Speaker 3: was like a crucial man's longing is one of the
Speaker 3: set stupid.
Speaker 2: A crucial man's longing is so we so much more cosmic.
Speaker 3: We did, We did for like a good hour, and
Speaker 3: we kept coming up with these great days. I'm sad
Speaker 3: I did like a record all because it's good ship.
Speaker 3: But like the most satisfying pool break that I've ever done,
Speaker 3: And it was so dumb because I didn't score anything.
Speaker 3: It was just satisfying to see it happened. Was like
Speaker 3: I missed it right, like I hit the ball fucked up.
Speaker 3: I was breaking and the ball jumped. You ever do
Speaker 3: the jump and it like hit the middle and then
Speaker 3: it like kind of all spread out.
Speaker 2: I was like, that was so satisfying. I didn't score anything,
Speaker 2: but I was just like, that's so fucking cool.
Speaker 1: It's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really bad at pool. Mick is really good
Speaker 2: at pool.
Speaker 4: Is it really?
Speaker 1: I think I've ever played pool? Mean, of course it
Speaker 1: was like he was like, because chapsticks.
Speaker 2: Well maybe not but uh maybe not that, but maybe
Speaker 2: not that. But he's just very good at pool.
Speaker 1: He's lived.
Speaker 4: I like my explay.
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, chopsticks.
Speaker 2: Asian it's just large chopsticks, bloody pop everything. You eating
Speaker 2: their food with two pools getting.
Speaker 1: Grains of rice.
Speaker 3: That's literally that they're they're picking up your individual It's
Speaker 3: gonna bother you about that.
Speaker 2: What you just said.
Speaker 3: That's literally a Jerry Seinfeld stand up bit from like
Speaker 3: the eighties. Really, yeah, we're talking about how like the
Speaker 3: Chinese are really hanging in there with the chapsticks because
Speaker 3: they've seen the fork and you're not playing forty acres
Speaker 3: with a couple of pool cubes.
Speaker 2: And that's the bit.
Speaker 1: Stupid. It's just without any of the fun it's more
Speaker 1: of it's billionaires that would have ended up on the floor,
Speaker 1: you know, like yeah, the floor, Yeah, and then we
Speaker 1: would have we would have came with something like that,
Speaker 1: or the executive in the audience.
Speaker 4: The executive the audis were like, these guys suck.
Speaker 2: They can't get a show. You can't give these guys
Speaker 2: a show.
Speaker 1: Retards deserve.
Speaker 2: Can you believe? Do you believe that? Can you believe that?
Speaker 1: In Puerto Rican and those two black guys have not
Speaker 1: been to Israel? Can you believe it?
Speaker 2: We gotta tone do, we gotta hit, We gotta hit
Speaker 2: Benja Burrow, take us, take.
Speaker 1: Convert if we can.
Speaker 2: You do you want to convert to? There is no.
Speaker 1: Version of Kingston. That would be like, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: learning any of the Torah, that's all. If if I could,
Speaker 1: if I could like read it on whatever, because don't
Speaker 1: you have to like recite some ship or something. If
Speaker 1: I can like read it on the phone, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: You put in the chat gyp tora, it'll it'll do
Speaker 1: it all for I hate on Well, that just rolls
Speaker 1: off the tug.
Speaker 2: It does kind of work.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a Curson, It sounds like a fucking enchantment.
Speaker 1: It kind of does it probably is gonna be careful,
Speaker 1: don't say don't say anything else after it.
Speaker 4: You can't say three times or else she'll show up.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, chat will show up and be like, ouch
Speaker 1: my hand. It's sucking Android with radles. Let's go little curls.
Speaker 2: It's a little good. But it's wires. It's wired. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That is that is right? There?
Speaker 3: Is it a firearm cable at the end of it
Speaker 3: or what is it? It's gonna it's gotta be some
Speaker 3: obsolete table.
Speaker 1: It gonna be something like some naggy like fire wire cable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of want one, just to have one,
Speaker 2: just for nostalgia purposes.
Speaker 3: That would be like an amazing gift. It would be
Speaker 3: like a firearm cable. It's like gonna it'd be like, whoa,
Speaker 3: that's what that hard drive takes. That's why I still
Speaker 3: don't know what. I still don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: I do look costs not much, but it's so it's
Speaker 3: here's the thing about it. It's like, even if it's
Speaker 3: four dollars, it's four dollars that I'm gonna use for
Speaker 3: just that thing.
Speaker 1: And then what if that doesn't even work anymore, you know,
Speaker 1: right now, that's right now. I have a crucial man's
Speaker 1: longing to know. But this is right now.
Speaker 3: This is like my old hard drive, my Lacey hearts.
Speaker 3: This wrote some fucking we had to name marthe we
Speaker 3: had to put like labels on it. Theyver rey put
Speaker 3: their names on it. But like there was like four
Speaker 3: Chrisses and so it bothered me. So I just put
Speaker 3: some random fucking bullshit. But this is my old film
Speaker 3: school hard drive. So there's like a bunch of there's
Speaker 3: probably a bunch of crazy footage on here, but like
Speaker 3: it's a fire it only takes fireware, FireWire micro us
Speaker 3: that specifically that one, the fat micro.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's so that is.
Speaker 3: And I don't even know what the fuck like that is,
Speaker 3: Like it's all these cables that I haven't seen since
Speaker 3: twenty eleven.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that has those buyers. Well, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I have that weird I forget which, uh I forgot
Speaker 1: what you call this one, But I have it because
Speaker 1: I have a two thousand and four hard drive that
Speaker 1: takes the same thing. Yes, it's not mic, it's many.
Speaker 1: You must be many or something.
Speaker 2: It might be.
Speaker 1: It might be many. I think it is many.
Speaker 3: But the thing is about many and micro both sound
Speaker 3: like they're smaller than both than each other, right, you know,
Speaker 3: like micro sounds smaller than many, and many sounds smaller
Speaker 3: than micro.
Speaker 2: I think many. I think many sounds bigger than micro.
Speaker 2: I think micro is really small. I think I agree
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 1: But I also think I only think that just because
Speaker 1: I know what micro means. Yeah, but like if I
Speaker 1: were just like hearing from the words, I wouldn't. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't really he didn't connect it to microscopic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, it would. It wouldn't sound as small.
Speaker 1: But I mean it is, but it is, so we understand.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're living in America. Yeah, living in a
Speaker 1: very illiterate place, that's true. But catch them, can catch
Speaker 1: them junk drop jacking off. This is America. I just
Speaker 1: saw them one dude.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I haven't thought about that.
Speaker 1: Fucking I follow this Instagram page. It's called like I
Speaker 1: forgot like bad songs or whatever the fuck. It just
Speaker 1: does bad. It just posts multiple songs all day.
Speaker 4: Guys, it posts bad songs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I I'm glad you said that, because they
Speaker 2: would have figured it out. Yeah, but it's it's it's
Speaker 2: opened my world to a lot of ship that I
Speaker 2: never heard of, Like are they not like us?
Speaker 1: By a cop that the dude essentially sounds like he
Speaker 1: just woke up, so it's the only black dude in
Speaker 1: the force.
Speaker 2: And then like he's just like.
Speaker 1: Sometimes and I'm just like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: The music videos will energetic, like it's like.
Speaker 2: Your verse Sketu's mumbo it is insane, how like who
Speaker 2: prove this?
Speaker 1: There's a whole music video where the squad's there, they're
Speaker 1: all hyped and ship. But he's like he's whispery, he's backwards, scavy,
Speaker 1: he's man skins man, scat.
Speaker 2: Man. I can't And he's just like he's ship in
Speaker 2: a human form?
Speaker 1: Is that what that?
Speaker 2: He is? The chocolate guy from one of the movie
Speaker 2: was When a Man Was Made of Chocolate, The Chocolate Man.
Speaker 1: Chocolate Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the film, yeah, the Volume one.
Speaker 1: That's the that's the horror film where you say chocolate man,
Speaker 1: uh five times.
Speaker 2: In the Mayor, a fright ending black man shows up.
Speaker 2: He's like, why am I here? Why am I here? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And everybody's freaking out him him, and he's like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I was in my bedroom. I don't want to be here.
Speaker 3: You know what I keep I keep seeing this clip
Speaker 3: on Twitter where it's it's a Tim Curry from a
Speaker 3: scary movie.
Speaker 4: Scary movie too, yeah hell where It's like I didn't
Speaker 4: know that that was what. It's been a while I've
Speaker 4: seen that movie.
Speaker 1: But it's that scene where he's like him and David
Speaker 1: Crosser in the room. He's like, David.
Speaker 2: Crosses like, you gotta come see this, Tim, guys, show.
Speaker 1: It to you. You're crack it up. It was like
Speaker 1: Tim Curry's like what he did did pushing him out,
Speaker 1: It's exciting.
Speaker 2: You heard him running, you hear him getting there. He's
Speaker 2: the amount of giddiness that he dudes, is such a
Speaker 2: massive pervert in that movie, Like they're all like they
Speaker 2: have like surveillance to monitor all the kids and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. And then like and then he shows like
Speaker 2: the the one and as you requested, the one in
Speaker 2: the shower David cross and he's like, oh uh, like
Speaker 2: you press a button and it zooms in. And the
Speaker 2: sound that Tim Curry makes like he makes this like pervert,
Speaker 2: the most pervert laugh smile thing that I've ever heard
Speaker 2: his voice is perfect, Like, it's so good. I love
Speaker 2: that he's a serious actor while also being so capable
Speaker 2: of doping around.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's like, he's like, this is funny. That was
Speaker 1: Nielsen back in the day. Because I had no idea.
Speaker 1: I've never seen him in anything serious. Well, dude, that
Speaker 1: was his general.
Speaker 3: His first half, his first half of his entire career,
Speaker 3: like when he was young, which is impossible.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it, and I don't want to see it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see it.
Speaker 1: Although even when he was young, he looked old. It's
Speaker 1: always been white. He was like, oh, he was like
Speaker 1: Steve Martin. Yeah, Steve Martin was like had white hair
Speaker 1: since like fucking remember those Father of the Bride movies
Speaker 1: and Ship I don't like and he's I thought it was.
Speaker 1: I thought he was like a million years old then
Speaker 1: apparently not.
Speaker 2: No, I think he's still alive. I think Martin is
Speaker 2: very much alive.
Speaker 1: I just haven't seen him in anything. I don't think
Speaker 1: he does.
Speaker 2: It's just on SNL for the fiftieth No Ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, because they had.
Speaker 4: That fiftyth anniversary of SNL and that everybody came back.
Speaker 2: How was it?
Speaker 1: You watch it? I mean I never watched it.
Speaker 3: I watched the clips because the clips are usually it's
Speaker 3: like it's it's like kind of like a building filtration
Speaker 3: system where you don't have to sit through like the ship.
Speaker 2: That sucks, right, But uh it was fine. The thing
Speaker 2: was Carl Johanson and her husband.
Speaker 1: That was funny.
Speaker 3: Oh college with the weekend up date. Yeah, we end
Speaker 3: up lates are always pretty good. Actually, like that's the
Speaker 3: only thing that I go out on my way to
Speaker 3: like watch because it's actually likely.
Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds they're married for a while.
Speaker 1: I have no idea they're married.
Speaker 4: I have no concept of celebrity relationship.
Speaker 1: I know, I do know things that I like, I
Speaker 1: had no hope of avoiding, like Brandolina, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, where like that was the thing that you
Speaker 1: would hear and you'd be like, I guess that's the thing.
Speaker 1: And it's always they do a movie together, they start fucking,
Speaker 1: they start dating. Yeah, like they get married and then
Speaker 1: they get divorced.
Speaker 2: Because obviously spending three months together is cool, but that
Speaker 2: doesn't signify that, especially when.
Speaker 3: You're pretending to be different people, You're like, wow, we
Speaker 3: really are people really get along.
Speaker 1: That's kind of crazy person that you're pretending to be.
Speaker 2: Who is it you? The person that I pretended to be?
Speaker 2: That is it me?
Speaker 1: Or really getting a log wall? We should get together
Speaker 1: and fuck forever.
Speaker 2: I understand the fucking part, Like yeah, that makes sense
Speaker 2: to me, but like, oh, like that's not like come on,
Speaker 2: I actually can't conceptualize how people are able to compartmentalize
Speaker 2: that in some way?
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like actors, Like I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like an impressive skill to me, like to be
Speaker 3: able to be like all right, I'm out.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It can feel because I
Speaker 1: feel it feels not natural. I'm gonna connect with people
Speaker 1: then it's but see that's exactly it's not natural. That's
Speaker 1: why these motherfuckers getting relationships get married.
Speaker 2: I guess point. I think I think it. It just
Speaker 2: takes a level of like social understanding that like this
Speaker 2: is a role.
Speaker 1: Yes, but it's it's but when you're spending more, but
Speaker 1: that's antithetical to like how you naturally exist.
Speaker 3: It's like it's actually that'ssuming against the current. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You gotta be.
Speaker 1: I think I could do it because I would be
Speaker 1: I'd probably be like the people that are just completely
Speaker 1: locked in my trailer. So I'm not necessarily making a connection.
Speaker 1: I'm just on set for those those because most of
Speaker 1: the time on set is you and your trailer waiting
Speaker 1: for shit to get set up sure, which is fucking
Speaker 1: like really annoying. Like so I also get a little
Speaker 1: annoy because people talk about like, oh, man, twelve sixteen
Speaker 1: hour days. I'm like, yeah, but you're not doing anything.
Speaker 2: You're not like like.
Speaker 3: It's the big think about that is like hurry up
Speaker 3: and wait, Yeah, hurry up and wait. It's just like
Speaker 3: you just you're sitting there for like seven hours and
Speaker 3: then on the seventh hour, you gotta you gotta go.
Speaker 2: Let's go and hopefully for me to makeup. So would
Speaker 2: kill me hopefully or not. I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1: That's that's very that's very defe a lot for you,
Speaker 1: because I'd like to get you to be a white
Speaker 1: person would be a lot. I don't have to be
Speaker 1: a white person. She was gonna cast a black person.
Speaker 2: Tyler Perry, just Tyler Tyler dead, din Son killing everybody.
Speaker 1: We're all assuming like Steve Martin's dead, Tyler Perry.
Speaker 2: Martin's very old I thought, I thought somebody like killed
Speaker 2: forty six. That's not I haven't seen movies of his.
Speaker 2: Definitely fifty years ago. She remember, fifty What.
Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3: You sit here, look, listen, listen to me, look me,
Speaker 3: look me in the eye, and tell me that doesn't
Speaker 3: doesn't feel like fifty years ago.
Speaker 2: You know, it's really crazy. Lily watched that movie yesterday.
Speaker 1: For the first time. No, she's like a movie.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I mean I don't care.
Speaker 1: Then is it you bring upause ironic? Because you're bringing
Speaker 1: up by the dozen stupid the fun I can't almost
Speaker 1: like a pedophile or something. And he like has the
Speaker 1: like holding like twelve kids in his basement.
Speaker 2: What is his version of what did I there's your
Speaker 2: house a different reality where every film that got brought
Speaker 2: in there, it would like go through this wormhole to
Speaker 2: become a pedophile like Morty Cable lots. Yeah, you put
Speaker 2: in you.
Speaker 1: Put in Bartie and Barney's raping the kids and you're like,
Speaker 1: I hate Barnie.
Speaker 4: Is that didn't that actually happen?
Speaker 1: That you're telling me that I've been experiencing things different
Speaker 1: from you. Yeah, do you mean to tell me? He
Speaker 1: told me that Steve from Blues Clues isn't raping every
Speaker 1: prop that's in his fucking house, Like he has sex
Speaker 1: with a chair before? Is it you or is it Maden?
Speaker 3: That's that's that's Clues Clues. But it's it's a legal
Speaker 3: show and it's about the clues of the crime.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: So it's like, uh, it's like like thirteen reasons why
Speaker 2: but Blues Cluses diary Harry Mason bullshit from back in
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 1: That is way crazier than what I think you even understand.
Speaker 1: What was I don't know what he said, thirteen reasons why,
Speaker 1: but Blues Clues Like the dog that kill.
Speaker 2: That's awesome, killed himself and he's spinning on a fan.
Speaker 1: When it comes to the idea of somebody hanging on
Speaker 1: a ceiling fan and turned on yeah it turned on high.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that it would. You got to get past
Speaker 2: them to turn it off. So you're getting kicked by it.
Speaker 2: It's like idiot that they.
Speaker 1: Way you do the like you know what when you
Speaker 1: like try to like stick your hand in the fan
Speaker 1: and not get hit. It's moving too fad.
Speaker 2: That's so like.
Speaker 1: High Is that a light person or a sturdy fan?
Speaker 1: Extremely sturdy. I think it's one of the best fans
Speaker 1: ever built. Like yeah, like Francisco did an amazing job,
Speaker 1: like just screwing that ship.
Speaker 2: And it's like the fan is like more it's more
Speaker 2: k into a jet engine and a fan. Right, that's
Speaker 2: a fan. But it's like that that thing has properties
Speaker 2: as his customary. Yeah, like standing in the room if
Speaker 2: you're not in the middle of the room and the
Speaker 2: air gets dinner. How much it's spinning.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm curious how old fucking what's his face is?
Speaker 3: He's not the stupid porn video from the last time
Speaker 3: that we were Oh, the iconic one. The yeah, the
Speaker 3: iconic mode. That thing was stuck on my h I know,
Speaker 3: I was sitting on our text had it was like
Speaker 3: very Jorry.
Speaker 1: It was, but I look at the check stot, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, you gotta.
Speaker 3: Post something, and lets sometimes posting in general, sometimes you
Speaker 3: just have to Sometimes something sitting in the chat for
Speaker 3: a while, you just have to like spam until it.
Speaker 1: Goes in there and you're like, okay, good up my
Speaker 1: line of sight. Steve Martin, Oh damn, he's seventy nine
Speaker 1: years old.
Speaker 3: That's actually crazy to me. He's just he's looked like
Speaker 3: he was he was born the day World War two ended.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm not even joking.
Speaker 4: Well not the day, baby, I don't know the year,
Speaker 4: the year.
Speaker 1: The year nineteen forty five is crazy for somebody to
Speaker 1: be alive still, I'd be born in a lot of politicians.
Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy. That is kind of crazy, terrifying. It's like,
Speaker 1: I just I feel so bad for Bernie. Where you
Speaker 1: know that Nigga just wants to rest, you know, he
Speaker 1: has yearning in his eyes, someone worthy. Yet there's not
Speaker 1: enough people that are like, oh uh, I understand that.
Speaker 1: I absolutely don't want to do this, but I know
Speaker 1: it needs to be done because that's all he's doing
Speaker 1: time for that. Yeah, well, I mean that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Like h like him, right, he's he clearly I probably
Speaker 1: like to go hunting in Vermont. But that's only because
Speaker 1: he doesn't know how to use his phone. Is that
Speaker 1: what it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think if Bernie knew how to use his phone,
Speaker 4: he wouldn't.
Speaker 5: Even care about Like, look at this ape making rattle sounds,
Speaker 5: this monkey making facts machine noises. Isn't this hysterical? I'm
Speaker 5: losing my ship? Oh my god, to this video of
Speaker 5: this monkey catch me outside? That was so funny, that's
Speaker 5: so great.
Speaker 2: I want to go home.
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 2: Cats, I don't I don't understand this. What is mean?
Speaker 2: Did you.
Speaker 1: Have you seen Toki Maine Pokey Maine, beautiful woman, very beautiful.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the people jacking off to her pictures
Speaker 2: on you heard of all tributes.
Speaker 1: Up there, and says that I would. I said, I
Speaker 1: would have to, crazy dude, I would. I would die
Speaker 1: for him if he said that, if you started talking
Speaker 1: about contributes, that's my guy.
Speaker 3: They were trying to they would, they would try to
Speaker 3: crucify Bernie and I would jump in front of the.
Speaker 4: Front of the Some guy has no understanding of how
Speaker 4: crucifition works.
Speaker 3: No, they think they shoot crosses the people and then
Speaker 3: they just end up like that's.
Speaker 2: A crazy way to go though. That's Have you seen
Speaker 2: the meme where it's like the soldier blocking like the
Speaker 2: shots of fire on his back. That's like me.
Speaker 1: That's like me to Bernie, don't worry Bertie, Ti Bernie,
Speaker 1: I'll protect you.
Speaker 3: That's me with Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom,
Speaker 3: the racist one.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: I love that. I like that we're on the same
Speaker 1: page where because I don't know any I don't know
Speaker 1: much younger people that are really hostile about the second one,
Speaker 1: but I know like gen X specifically, people in that
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, fuck that movie, and I'm like that fuck.
Speaker 4: I mean the generation that should be xed out.
Speaker 2: That was me. That was me with that was me
Speaker 2: with Star Wars episode three. Until people started liking it
Speaker 2: in the mass consciousness, you were defending it. I was
Speaker 2: defending for a long time. People were like, this movie's
Speaker 2: asked and I was like, I don't. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: it's definitely all of them in my opinion, but I
Speaker 2: think it's the only one that's not better than it
Speaker 2: is Episode five. But I do understand how silly that
Speaker 2: movie is because Anakin goes from being a hero type
Speaker 2: three days later mega hitler.
Speaker 1: That's the thing when you don't have time, When you
Speaker 1: don't have time, they always got a shoehorn. That shit
Speaker 1: didn't really quick and it always looks bad. And at
Speaker 1: this point, I don't know if Dazey still hasn't learned
Speaker 1: because they're doing series, but I guess people aren't happy
Speaker 1: with them. Every single every single front, they're doing series
Speaker 1: because I guess I kind of skipped what I part
Speaker 1: that was left in my brain that a lot of
Speaker 1: these movies should have been series. And then now Disney's
Speaker 1: doing series, but people still aren't happy with them. So
Speaker 1: they're still not getting something.
Speaker 4: Right because they're doing series for characters that like no one, no.
Speaker 1: One gives a fuck about, cares about fucking I don't know,
Speaker 1: a lot of these shows are fucking stupid, which Jediyes did.
Speaker 2: That was an interesting to you, which they weren't jed
Speaker 2: as we were.
Speaker 1: They were they acolyte acolytes. What then were they with
Speaker 1: the witches or something aco?
Speaker 2: It was? It was it was like the more the uh,
Speaker 2: the non dogmatics for stuff, not dogmatic, uh esoteric as
Speaker 2: the better word. Were like people that use magic, which
Speaker 2: in Star Wars has always been magic. Well there's magic
Speaker 2: that always that what they were doing wasn't connected to
Speaker 2: the force.
Speaker 1: It was the force. What it was done via magic,
Speaker 1: Like is that.
Speaker 2: Not the same thing?
Speaker 1: Don't understand this universe all.
Speaker 2: It is what it isn't It's like the force is
Speaker 2: like idea have more of a spiritual interaction opposed like
Speaker 2: there's literally like spell and brew and witchcraft type ship.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question to manipulate the force,
Speaker 2: which is essentially the same thing. Okay, let me ask
Speaker 2: you a question. Did they uh have they dismissed the
Speaker 2: medical Orean thing? Or is that haven't mentioned it since
Speaker 2: episode since episode shift whenever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, whenever?
Speaker 2: That was I haven't really meant episode four one that
Speaker 2: mentioned that. That's it was stupid and that was like,
Speaker 2: it's still canon, pretty because Qui Gon's character is still
Speaker 2: cannon and that's like what he brings to the story
Speaker 2: was right, Well, I mean, but he's he's taken, you know.
Speaker 2: He's like, hey, I'm tasting, I took im took hunting
Speaker 2: black people, literally dies and he goes after the set
Speaker 2: of skills to hunt black people and wakes up as
Speaker 2: the taken guy. He's like, what's going on?
Speaker 3: As Qui gon Jin roaming the streets at night looking
Speaker 3: for a black person to assault.
Speaker 2: Is with lightsaber this guy walking home from the deli,
Speaker 2: and he's like, where are you from? Where are you from? Boy?
Speaker 1: And then he's like what black?
Speaker 2: And Irish?
Speaker 1: Because was this when he was in Like he's from Ireland?
Speaker 2: Right? I think he's a Scott. But I could be wrong.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's not black and Irish. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just Irish ira He was looking for blyrish people bly rack.
Speaker 2: What are we saying?
Speaker 1: Why did you say that? Why did you say that?
Speaker 1: Because I was combining two words that are similar?
Speaker 2: Why did you see iraq Irish black Iraq?
Speaker 1: Are you stupid? Oh that's clever, that's clever. I guess
Speaker 1: it's that's a little higher brow. Yeah, that's clever. But
Speaker 1: your brain everybody's yeah, because it made a word that
Speaker 1: already exists.
Speaker 2: It's double.
Speaker 4: Well, it's not double, it's it's it's too singular on tondres.
Speaker 1: It's not a double combination two words.
Speaker 2: This is a double the world concept.
Speaker 1: It's two words put together. Iraq is crazy.
Speaker 2: I R A c K. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm proud of you the first time. Do you
Speaker 4: know what I had?
Speaker 1: I had yesterday smoking I had this. I had this
Speaker 1: fucking smoked brisket case.
Speaker 2: Of the yeas were you in Pasadena?
Speaker 1: I was in Wittier, Okay.
Speaker 4: At this place called Smoking Fire, and that ship is crazy.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time I have Like, don't
Speaker 1: I don't smoking fire?
Speaker 4: I know I know really, Yeah, dude, that place is
Speaker 4: fucking crazy. Man, I have ship.
Speaker 1: I haven't tried that like I had. I had the
Speaker 1: chicken sandwich. I was disappointed because it was like, but
Speaker 1: that's that's a that was that was on me because
Speaker 1: places like that a lot of times it's a barbecue place, yeah,
Speaker 1: they have. It's it's just like it's like it's like
Speaker 1: raising canes where it's like, oh, it's fine, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like it's fine piece of chicken,
Speaker 1: but it's not. It's you go there for the brisket,
Speaker 1: you go there for pulled pork, barbecue ship like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I understand that because I was tempted for the chickens.
Speaker 1: It's just like I'm always tempted by chicken. Chicken sandwich
Speaker 1: is so like you're generally reliable. It's like, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have at least like a decent time with this.
Speaker 1: This will be it will be edible. But yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of these chicken places are just they're not they're
Speaker 1: not hidden. Especially my same thing is always the the
Speaker 1: flavor is all in their sauce or whatever, and I'm
Speaker 1: not a huge sauce guy, and so I'm like, when
Speaker 1: the base is not seasoned properly, I'm so disappointed. I'm
Speaker 1: so funny.
Speaker 2: The best chicken ever.
Speaker 1: Still, Uh, I went to I went to that stupid
Speaker 1: God of Our Art gallery thing. It was way too
Speaker 1: small and I'm sure there was health like fire code
Speaker 1: violations like it was. It was so insane that I'm like,
Speaker 1: I just we're all gonna die if one little thing
Speaker 1: goes wrong. So like anyway, but why are the people
Speaker 1: doing stuff like that anymore? Like where are the real crazy?
Speaker 2: Is that? Oh?
Speaker 1: Like people like yeah, like where, like where are they at?
Speaker 4: They're in politics?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they figured that they're like I could get in
Speaker 1: these high positions and cause the most damage because.
Speaker 2: Like there's notice like free flowing evil niggas. More like
Speaker 2: I don't like, what.
Speaker 1: Do I do?
Speaker 2: I have to do?
Speaker 1: I have to a lot of them are domb and
Speaker 1: they're in jail because they they're not like meticulous, you know,
Speaker 1: they fuck up, Unlike the country has a really deep
Speaker 1: need for slave labor, so they get picked up real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. Why don't we own any prisons?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Can we invest in one?
Speaker 2: Would be crazy. I couldn't bring myself on to prison
Speaker 2: I think I would. I would suicide myself.
Speaker 1: That that would I wouldn't take the shares, Yeah I would.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't suicide myself.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't get involved in it. I would just be
Speaker 2: I would just be spending money to kill myself. How
Speaker 2: do you get to that point?
Speaker 1: Indie prison? How many what's the baxicoll capacity? What do
Speaker 1: we got?
Speaker 2: Like fourteen fourteen that's probably a decent amount to like
Speaker 2: really be some good passive income.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guet some license plates going, yeah, I haven't
Speaker 3: brewed silly putty or I don't know what.
Speaker 1: We bring silly Puddy back. I don't know they were
Speaker 1: they have different vats of like this is our special
Speaker 1: silly putty and this is the the glow in the
Speaker 1: dark version, Yeah, like.
Speaker 2: Uranium in it.
Speaker 1: Did they make silly Puddy anymore? They must, right, they must.
Speaker 3: They have kinetics fan and ship connetics. I remember really
Speaker 3: wanting that ship I was a kid.
Speaker 2: I never had it so badly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like it looked so cool today, like.
Speaker 2: It was that and it was moon shoes. I wanted
Speaker 2: those so bad. And my grandma was like even in.
Speaker 3: The commercial shoes when I was a kid, even in
Speaker 3: the commercials for moonshees. I thought, like, that doesn't really
Speaker 3: look that high, Like it doesn't look crazy.
Speaker 1: They weren't high at all.
Speaker 2: No, so bad.
Speaker 4: It wasn't enough to fool me, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They got some original silly putty. How expired is that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like when does that expire?
Speaker 1: Like when is when?
Speaker 4: Does when does that become unsafe to eat?
Speaker 1: That's so stupid, you said, silly nutty.
Speaker 2: You I just think it's some wacky asshole like coming
Speaker 2: like all like he's like coming in silly potty boxes
Speaker 2: and said about box he was open. How long? How long?
Speaker 4: How long does a silly pudding? Like when does that
Speaker 4: become unsafe to eat?
Speaker 1: Immediately?
Speaker 2: But it gets worse presumably, Yeah, but it's but you said,
Speaker 2: it's just like gum like no dis flavor.
Speaker 1: That could be silly nutty.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 4: I had one of these, and I you know what
Speaker 4: I would always do with it?
Speaker 3: Would I would make it because I had a Majia boo,
Speaker 3: and so I would make it like the Majian boo
Speaker 3: kind of like the.
Speaker 1: Goose, like I would like absorb like people with him.
Speaker 1: It's actually was fun. Whoa what the hell happened there?
Speaker 1: What burst? How though I drink some bursted?
Speaker 2: It just bursts.
Speaker 1: Dude, that that water has been edging, just cann't hold
Speaker 1: it back anymore.
Speaker 4: We would be gargling.
Speaker 1: Because have you seen the water? Have you seen the
Speaker 1: water bottle that you open it? Water out of it immediately?
Speaker 2: No? What at TikTok?
Speaker 1: Flip open?
Speaker 2: He broke it somehow, somehow he fucked with the bottle
Speaker 2: or put too much pressure in it somehow, and you
Speaker 2: flipped it open, and who's is out? And I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's like And it was just regular water. Wasn't like
Speaker 2: partially frozen or anything.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. We couldn't see the whole thing.
Speaker 1: One of the like the thermos is oh because if
Speaker 1: it if it's partially frozen, that can happen because of
Speaker 1: the pressure from the ice weighing down the water, and
Speaker 1: then you take it out and the water pops out.
Speaker 1: Throw ice. People are not paying attention. It's good, it's
Speaker 1: great because it's also there's no evidence of the crime.
Speaker 1: We would throw ice. You hit someone really hard with
Speaker 1: ice and then it melts away.
Speaker 2: I lived on a grand concourse. We were dumb kids.
Speaker 2: We were a stupid kids that we lived in a
Speaker 2: grand congourse. We'd get bored. We would just throw ice
Speaker 2: into the concourse.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy.
Speaker 2: A little pieces, not big pieces. Sure the time I
Speaker 2: throw and I hit a cop car and I ran
Speaker 2: upstairs immediately, and I was like I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna die, right, Yeah, I was like, you literally could
Speaker 1: have died.
Speaker 2: It was like a lighthouse scene where he's looking up
Speaker 2: and it's like a fucking turret pops out of.
Speaker 1: A man one like punish her, yeah, exactly, armed in
Speaker 1: the gate.
Speaker 2: Water is dangerous.
Speaker 1: Man Like I saw a guy uh at the spa
Speaker 1: recently slipping in the shower. It's so funny, but not
Speaker 1: funny like it was.
Speaker 2: It was he was young, it wasn't like a old guy.
Speaker 2: But he hit back for me the back. It was
Speaker 2: like a side good. You gotta adjust because if the
Speaker 2: back of the head is off, over the back of
Speaker 2: the head is scary, so you gotta seeing it.
Speaker 1: Such a weird died getting knocked out on the streets
Speaker 1: from his guys.
Speaker 2: A spash hour.
Speaker 1: Huh, you guys have been like a spash hour. I
Speaker 1: mean I've seen them, but it's like a weird environment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I stroked a whole time. You're stroking it. Why would
Speaker 1: I not the reason why there's all this jelly fisher
Speaker 1: over the ground, you fucking sleep.
Speaker 2: Come. Come, that is nothing. There's not that special about it.
Speaker 2: It's not just don't sort of coat my art, all right,
Speaker 2: it's just come.
Speaker 1: How dare you call it jelly exactly? Give me the ship.
Speaker 1: It's come.
Speaker 3: It's such a classic Kingston improv No, no.
Speaker 2: We explained the joke.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want people to fucking misconstrue.
Speaker 2: It's why people my art, right.
Speaker 1: I know what he's looking out for. He's looking out
Speaker 1: for the tism folks that may have thought that it
Speaker 1: was actually jellyfish on the floor.
Speaker 2: Making jelly fish. Yeah, especially I was a.
Speaker 1: Weird Do you think Stretch Armstrong has made anyone gay,
Speaker 1: like as a kid.
Speaker 4: Like my only context for that is The Secret Life
Speaker 4: of Walter Mitty.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is?
Speaker 1: A movie with Ben Stiller.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's very good. Actually is it serious?
Speaker 1: If like twenty fourteen series? This was like I think
Speaker 1: it's actually famously like one of the last movies that
Speaker 1: was like shot on film as like a standard. Like
Speaker 1: there's some movies now that come out. There's like shot
Speaker 1: on film, but like it's like an industry standard. It
Speaker 1: was like the last one to be shot on film
Speaker 1: before they I think it's like two thousand, mid two thousands.
Speaker 2: Maybe The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Walter Mitty, it's
Speaker 2: like a it's an adaptation of like a short story.
Speaker 2: There's like an original one with from like nineteen fifties
Speaker 2: with like Danny Kay and Ship and I watched that.
Speaker 1: One too, and it was not as good, I'm sure,
Speaker 1: on account of it being fucking old. Like watching No
Speaker 1: Sparazu the nineteen thirties one, it's like being terrified. The
Speaker 1: picture of He's always looked scary to me, but then
Speaker 1: like when I would watch the film, you look like
Speaker 1: a fucking idiot, Like he'd always look like he's like literally.
Speaker 4: Is entirely silent too. Yeah, there's no score or anything.
Speaker 1: I'd beat the funk out of that No saz I.
Speaker 1: I'd beat his ass.
Speaker 4: It's kind of creepy, like it was Scarier and SpongeBob
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 1: Actually it was that smile, smile, that smile wrote that
Speaker 1: moment until the smile, because like when he's there, it's
Speaker 1: it's kind of like like that you're not like the curgy,
Speaker 1: cowardly dog stuff, where's like that you're not perfect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the King Ramses where it's like he doesn't belong.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of scary just because of that. But
Speaker 3: the smile does ruin it, and they did stuff with
Speaker 3: him later. I guess like him back. He's like a
Speaker 3: recurring character. Now I've never seen that. Yeah, Like it's
Speaker 3: very weird, like it's it doesn't hit the same obviously.
Speaker 3: It has the energy of like when when they would
Speaker 3: do like down by the River on SNL, like the
Speaker 3: the Chris Farley sketch, Okay, I live in a very
Speaker 3: and down by the river it's like and the person said,
Speaker 3: that's really, that's good, it's great, and then they do
Speaker 3: it like twelve more times, you know, like my leg You.
Speaker 1: Ever see that episode of the SpongeBob.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I said the SpongeBob. That episode
Speaker 3: of SpongeBob where like they focus on my leg.
Speaker 1: Guy, I don't think i've seen.
Speaker 2: That one either. Is it caused the figure He's been
Speaker 2: a constant figure, so now he has an identity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like now it's like there's like a whole episode
Speaker 3: where he just says my leg the whole time, and
Speaker 3: it's like it's not very see that's what kind of
Speaker 3: ruined it by acknowledging it in some way.
Speaker 1: SpongeBob still on, Like the are they still making?
Speaker 2: No? I actually don't know. I think it had like
Speaker 2: a series finale.
Speaker 1: No, they would never, and they would never definitively.
Speaker 2: They would never close the book entirely. They want to
Speaker 2: be able to open it back up again when she
Speaker 2: gets back.
Speaker 1: But like the funny thing is you nothing people know,
Speaker 1: nothing matters anymore, Like there's no finality, like when even
Speaker 1: when people even when people like, let's say they just futurama,
Speaker 1: like that's it. This is the perfect ending.
Speaker 2: I didn't even watch it because I just I was
Speaker 2: so sad they did.
Speaker 1: I saw they did a crypto episode and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: oh really, I'm not doing of course they did, look
Speaker 1: it's probably it might be good. I just Season ten
Speaker 1: ended so perfectly. I'm like, why don't fucking stop then
Speaker 1: redoing it? Okay? So, and then John Demaggio almost wasn't
Speaker 1: even in it.
Speaker 2: He wasn't.
Speaker 1: He was like, but he he got a fat contract
Speaker 1: and he came back.
Speaker 2: They had to beg him, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: What it gives me so much? I said, simplify this.
Speaker 2: It's just like, Yes, SpongeBob SquarePants is still running. Season
Speaker 2: fifteen premiered in July. I have twenty twenty four, only fifteen.
Speaker 2: It's kind of surprising.
Speaker 3: And the show is renewed for season sixteen, and Nickelodeon
Speaker 3: released new specials for the twenty fifth anniversary, and the
Speaker 3: SpongeBob movie Search for SquarePants is coming December, in December
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five, so December of this year.
Speaker 1: So this ship is still going, still gone.
Speaker 3: And they said, look, man, it's not reaching Simpsons. It's
Speaker 3: not the Simpsons yet. Yeah, but it's it's approaching. Well
Speaker 3: you can hear it in Spongeboy's voice.
Speaker 2: You're like, you're not a Oh he's been doing that
Speaker 2: shit for too long, mane Yeah, he's like, da dude.
Speaker 1: Even Clancy Brown's gonna get pretty fucked after a while.
Speaker 1: Like he's getting up there. He's pretty old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be that that moment where like he's
Speaker 3: supposed to sound old in the show, but it doesn't
Speaker 3: help that he's actually old.
Speaker 1: That it's like mister Burney. Yeah, where it's like now
Speaker 1: it just sounds sad like now it's just like I
Speaker 1: want him to die, not even because he's evil, just
Speaker 1: for like this simple piece.
Speaker 2: Oh the way, you guys have enough bags, Lily, give
Speaker 2: it to somebody. You get a gun smith, no problem,
Speaker 2: gay Smithers right now, shovel it as Burns. I remember
Speaker 2: finding out he was gay through episode and being like, oh,
Speaker 2: in episode one of season one, and like the first
Speaker 2: episode was Smithers is gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: It was episode when when I watched season one very often.
Speaker 2: What was that was when he went to the club
Speaker 2: and you like, it's like one hundred percent proof he's
Speaker 2: like hiding in a court like that.
Speaker 1: What I mean, he's like that already. Well, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what it's like.
Speaker 2: She's in four right.
Speaker 1: No, that's that's that's actually from that's a very that's
Speaker 1: a much.
Speaker 2: Uh more recently later later really, yeah, that's way later.
Speaker 2: I remember they do the episode always like insinuated he's
Speaker 2: gay the whole time they do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's much more than the subtlety of it. Was
Speaker 1: much more like uh, him having a dream about it,
Speaker 1: which was like mirrored after I forgot movies. You know,
Speaker 1: they always do references. Fucking he needs to log onto
Speaker 1: his computer and then it's fucking mister Burns like shirtless,
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, Smithers, you're quite good at turning
Speaker 1: me on.
Speaker 2: And then he says to Lisa, uh uh, just ignore that,
Speaker 2: like like that, like little things like that were like okay.
Speaker 3: And just ignoring that plane, just ignore that. We're not
Speaker 3: gonna talk about this right now. Gonna be ready to
Speaker 3: talk about this in society from anything.
Speaker 2: Ben Shapiro without any of the good trade with like
Speaker 2: the only good trades.
Speaker 3: And I saw that episode where like I saw a
Speaker 3: recent episode of like where Flanders was talking and it's
Speaker 3: like they kind of unflanderized him.
Speaker 1: Well, he just doesn't sound like he sounds like a
Speaker 1: different person. Just sounds like some dude going like, what's up.
Speaker 1: It's me and Ned Flanders.
Speaker 2: You remember me? All right?
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna, oh my god, I watch the latest
Speaker 1: episode of the Simpsons whatever.
Speaker 2: My wife want to be fascinated by a group of writers.
Speaker 1: He said, it's me, He says it. I forgot she
Speaker 1: was on a show that she died. Yeah, they killed
Speaker 1: his wife no reason.
Speaker 2: Really he got killed. Uh why did they kill her?
Speaker 1: Why? Yeah, I don't know why they did it.
Speaker 2: It's like that's too happy. Yeah, I'm not sure exactly
Speaker 2: why they did that because I was stupid.
Speaker 1: With the Christian If you're so happy for you, the
Speaker 1: way she died is ridiculous. Dude, you remember how she
Speaker 1: How do you?
Speaker 2: I remember? What?
Speaker 1: Do you have no clue? I have no clue.
Speaker 2: Take it again, you know?
Speaker 6: I know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. If she gets struck by lightning?
Speaker 4: No, no, So at least that would have been there
Speaker 4: would have been at least like an active guy, a.
Speaker 2: Little more plausible to the story of like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: to God do this.
Speaker 3: They were, like I don't remember the full content they
Speaker 3: were at like a baseball game or like some sports
Speaker 3: I don't remember, but they were sitting in the bleachers
Speaker 3: and Homer standing in front of her, and he like
Speaker 3: on the bleachers and she's like at the very top,
Speaker 3: and so he goes like, there's a T shirt cannon guy,
Speaker 3: and he goes like, hey, let me get a T shirt.
Speaker 3: But then he like bends down and ducks and then
Speaker 3: it hits his wife and then she flies off the
Speaker 3: back of the Bleachers and dies spoilers Falls spoilers for
Speaker 3: The Simpsons falls.
Speaker 1: To her death.
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I don't remember that moment, but I
Speaker 2: do remember the funeral of like the picture of her
Speaker 2: on like the freak at the pew like an episode.
Speaker 2: I remember that like moment. I remember that moment from
Speaker 2: like Simpsons.
Speaker 4: I can't believe he didn't talk about this. We saw
Speaker 4: The Monkey Monkey.
Speaker 2: Have you seen this movie The Monkey? Oh god, dude,
Speaker 2: oh god, it is It's a trip.
Speaker 1: That was a fun fucking movie. How did that remind
Speaker 1: you of this?
Speaker 2: He's a funeral and there's like so.
Speaker 1: There's so many this movie's I actually highly recommend going.
Speaker 1: He's going to the most fun movie that's in a while.
Speaker 1: It's a fun fucking movie.
Speaker 3: But it's a movie about like a killer, like like
Speaker 3: like a toy monkey, like a drum you know, monkey,
Speaker 3: and it like it haunts this family and it like
Speaker 3: kills everybody.
Speaker 4: It is so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: There there are moments and it's supposed to be Like
Speaker 1: for a while, I was like, is this supposed to
Speaker 1: be funny?
Speaker 4: And then at the end it's like, oh, they know what.
Speaker 1: The whole time supposed to funny, especially at the end.
Speaker 1: The end isn't like there's it's a good movie, they're
Speaker 1: highly recommended.
Speaker 2: There's a moment in the end that's so meta commentary esque,
Speaker 2: and like the kid is like stressed, like he's like
Speaker 2: he's like at the peak of like yo, like things
Speaker 2: are bad just because they're bad, Like they're just bad.
Speaker 2: I just want to Then you see a figure that
Speaker 2: just doesn't make sense that's there. There was a terrible
Speaker 2: way to describe that.
Speaker 3: But yes, it's a good if you're if if you're
Speaker 3: kind of like cynegal about movies or whatever and you're
Speaker 3: just like, a movies aren't funny mars like I really
Speaker 3: do recommend, like like with a group of people, just
Speaker 3: go into this movie because it is so damn entertaining.
Speaker 3: It's been a while I've seen a movie that entertaining,
Speaker 3: like genuine.
Speaker 1: Several moments in a movie that are like what the
Speaker 1: fuck is happening? It's very good. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's good, but it's you know, it's good watch for
Speaker 1: sure enough to waste your money. Yeah, I did, so,
Speaker 1: it's worth it. I to go see it again.
Speaker 2: I would see it again too. I want to see
Speaker 2: there's some shots in that movie that I definitely want
Speaker 2: to see it again. There's one moment with a sleeping
Speaker 2: bag that like, I couldn't I not believe that was
Speaker 2: in a film anyway.
Speaker 3: I want to mention that because it's like one of
Speaker 3: the few notable things that I did this week. Okay,
Speaker 3: but uh, I guess I don't know. We want to questions,
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Speaker 3: That's pretty cool, you're or listener at home. I'm pointing
Speaker 3: at the camera and I'm pointing. I'm also pointing with
Speaker 3: my soul at the microphone.
Speaker 2: That's a great deal. Smithers. You can't beat that deal. Smithers,
Speaker 2: you can't beat you can't beat that deal.
Speaker 1: Just having a stroke.
Speaker 2: That's mister Brocker.
Speaker 1: I guess, mister.
Speaker 2: F f slurs right, getss it'd be it'd be it'd
Speaker 2: be faggot godparents, of course that it'd have to be
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 1: That voice is so fun to it's so it's so
Speaker 1: fun to do that.
Speaker 2: Boy, stupid parents, wands and sticks, people bending their own business?
Speaker 2: Is its name?
Speaker 1: A little blacket on the show? Irwin is Uh, I
Speaker 1: don't remember a j A j.
Speaker 2: What are you doing here? I'm at school, a j ew.
Speaker 1: Adult saying ill to a little kid for racist?
Speaker 2: So how's that?
Speaker 1: Like? How was he even employed?
Speaker 2: Dude? I know the principal loves him. He's got like
Speaker 2: a what is that real? Yeah? Is that part of
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: I don't know that it was the principle of that school.
Speaker 2: I can't remember with the big hair. I kind of
Speaker 2: remember a short person, but I can't remember the face.
Speaker 2: There's no, that's not a character you had the principal. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I'm looking at so.
Speaker 1: You see the JD Vanca Doug Gimmodo, Yes, I saw that,
Speaker 1: tweeted it. I was like, Yo, my parents principal, but
Speaker 1: they get some wild.
Speaker 2: Principal waxle pla. I do remember? Okay, Yeah, this is damn.
Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: That drawing is insane, that shape is ridiculous. Yeah, do
Speaker 4: you remember this character?
Speaker 2: Uh, she's all titty? Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Plus, dude, you know someone had a field Day with that.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the fucking uh like mister Crocker and he was
Speaker 2: just too he was just like, he's way too obsessed
Speaker 2: with did they did? Like the flashback? I can't eat pussy? Now?
Speaker 1: There are fairies, the fairies.
Speaker 2: There are fairies the foot you.
Speaker 1: You call her, you bitch, cunt. I don't know what
Speaker 1: she sounds like?
Speaker 2: Why are you so gay? Why at you eating my pussy?
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 7: That looks like fairies. He's so purple, so crazy. That's
Speaker 7: one of the craziest fucking images I've ever seen. He's
Speaker 7: so damn purple. You gotta get kicks his face.
Speaker 2: Out of let me. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: J de Dome Vance.
Speaker 4: J J J Dimondome j.
Speaker 1: J d D.
Speaker 3: I always loved that guy when they especially when they
Speaker 3: pull out to a wide shot and the hat would.
Speaker 2: Just be going crazy like such an old school joke.
Speaker 2: That's like a nineteen fifties like the joke I get
Speaker 2: only is because of the show. I don't know that
Speaker 2: joke because of anything other than Fairly Odd Parents. But
Speaker 2: I'm guessing it's a reference of something. It's not.
Speaker 3: It's not that it's a reference it's just that like
Speaker 3: the idea of something so silly but not like outrage.
Speaker 3: I don't know, there's like a there's like a tame
Speaker 3: silliness to it, Like what if you just had a
Speaker 3: big hat that never ended?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. That's like a that's like
Speaker 1: a mel Brooks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you see that in a male Brooks movie where
Speaker 3: like like Geo Wilder, We're coming and then the hat
Speaker 3: would like be fucking going into space.
Speaker 4: It would like bump a satellite. You playing Final Fantasy eight?
Speaker 4: No is the one with Titus where he goes, ha
Speaker 4: ha ha, this with Squaw, that what you're talking about?
Speaker 2: Ten? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh wait no that wait the one was squaw Yeah
Speaker 1: that's eight yeah yeah eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I never I only played seven. One of his uh
Speaker 1: his uh what are they called triggers abilities? Yet?
Speaker 2: What it was?
Speaker 1: It like he has a stupid sword gun and it
Speaker 1: just has a beam that goes out of the world,
Speaker 1: and I was like, how is that not the.
Speaker 2: Most destructive thing ever? And then it just does a
Speaker 2: modern amount of damage.
Speaker 1: To what's crazy?
Speaker 2: What's crazy is that the more you like learn about
Speaker 2: like the more I learned about cosmically the more I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't, I didn't need to know this. You know,
Speaker 2: if we're both looking at the Andrama galaxy, right, Like,
Speaker 2: if you're both like let's say you're sitting down with
Speaker 2: the Andrama galaxy, sure, and then I run past you
Speaker 2: and look at the same thing at the same place
Speaker 2: looking at it, we are seeing different days of things happening. Technically,
Speaker 2: shut up.
Speaker 1: It's just like why why would you tell me that?
Speaker 1: Like it's like, why do you need.
Speaker 2: To know that?
Speaker 1: That's why?
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, like the light takes however long to reach us,
Speaker 3: so like we're seeing back and yeah, that's so cosmic
Speaker 3: that it matters.
Speaker 1: Could be destroyed.
Speaker 4: Just that applied to people just even mere feet away
Speaker 4: from you.
Speaker 1: That's terrifying.
Speaker 2: That's terrifying. That's how slow is light at that point.
Speaker 3: It would be so light, would be so slow as
Speaker 3: to like not even really it would be unreliable, would
Speaker 3: be it would be more reliable to simply live in
Speaker 3: darkness because you're being fed information basically.
Speaker 1: Right, that could really harm you information.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'd have no cars. It would be impossible.
Speaker 3: It would be because every car would be both ahead
Speaker 3: of you and behind you at the same time.
Speaker 1: That'd be terrified.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I'm just not being able to see
Speaker 2: anything would be insane. Yeah, you'd have to live. You
Speaker 2: have to be like Kingston, what if you were blind?
Speaker 2: You didn't know and you were just kind of like that,
Speaker 2: you were kind of imagining things out, like you know,
Speaker 2: you're blind, right, and you're.
Speaker 1: Like, huh and dark.
Speaker 2: I swear, I swear to God that happened to me.
Speaker 2: What that happened to me?
Speaker 1: I was like convinced back into my blindness. I woke
Speaker 1: up cured, and then somebody re reminded me you said
Speaker 1: that in school, you came to school dog.
Speaker 3: You went to school without my glasses. And I was
Speaker 3: totally fine. I was like operating completely normally. And then
Speaker 3: some kid goes, hey, where's your glasses? And then I
Speaker 3: immediately couldn't see immediately. I remember that so vividly.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. You could have been a monk. I know,
Speaker 1: mind over matter you fix all your ailments, and they
Speaker 1: fucked you.
Speaker 2: So there are three possibilities here right where it's like, hey,
Speaker 2: mind over matter is very real somehow, and you can
Speaker 2: just will your out of things that are even like
Speaker 2: physically true. B my vision was really only slightly bad,
Speaker 2: and I just managed perfectly fine to go to school
Speaker 2: with at him, and then I just realized that I
Speaker 2: didn't have him, but it so it bothered me a
Speaker 2: little bit more, which is probably the more likely.
Speaker 1: And then there's three that kid cursed me Chrish's your
Speaker 1: gay ass little glass and you're like, Chris like blocked
Speaker 1: out the par where the kids started like doing some
Speaker 1: seance and ship.
Speaker 2: He was like, kid, he didn't, where's your glasses? And
Speaker 2: then you're like, oh, the back of the head, real hard,
Speaker 2: Chris Ward's your glasses. You just go blinder. There's like
Speaker 2: one frame where my eyes pop out a little bit.
Speaker 1: When you pulled the rolls back up.
Speaker 3: There's like a security there's like security footage and like
Speaker 3: I'm in the principal's office and they're like, wait, slow
Speaker 3: down the tape and then like my eyes pop out
Speaker 3: one and then the kid comes in and sprays my
Speaker 3: eyes with like in like disinfected like some crazy corrosive
Speaker 3: bad material.
Speaker 2: So are you saying like one frame he hit you,
Speaker 2: came around you.
Speaker 1: It should be it should be two frames. One frame
Speaker 1: is one frame is.
Speaker 3: The eyes, second frame is the spray and then half
Speaker 3: fra frame sitting down, your eyes are back in your head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you haven't even you haven't even touched the wet
Speaker 2: spot in the back yet. And they're like, we can't
Speaker 2: even say that. He could kill us and a little
Speaker 2: boy could kill us.
Speaker 1: I literally, if I saw that, I absolutely would not
Speaker 1: say anything because I don't want to deal with that reality.
Speaker 2: You know what I think I would.
Speaker 1: I would kind of slyly mention it to people I think,
Speaker 1: like in the class, Like I'd be like, no, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would don't regard him.
Speaker 2: No, well I would.
Speaker 3: So let's say, like there's other people who, like I know,
Speaker 3: might have seen it, right, I'd be like, hey, that
Speaker 3: was weird, right what happened in class earlier? And then
Speaker 3: they'd be like what do you mean? And like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's like a mouse in the corner and there's a
Speaker 3: mass in the corner. Nobody dress you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: I would like test people's like and see like see,
Speaker 4: like who would be like did you see?
Speaker 2: Did you see that too?
Speaker 1: You're like okay, okay, good.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to incurad that kid. That kid could
Speaker 2: do more, But but.
Speaker 3: I would want to know that I'm not crazy, And
Speaker 3: if there is somebody else there, then that's like the
Speaker 3: beginning of like a bond, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: that's the beginning of like a a story, all right,
Speaker 3: especially like.
Speaker 1: If there's a teacher there that you want to smash,
Speaker 1: so you like you bring them. Sure, hey watch this.
Speaker 1: We only know the secrets driving sex. And immediately like
Speaker 1: after like we had, we're the only ones that know.
Speaker 2: They're mad. They're like, why did you roll be into this?
Speaker 2: Now I'm involved, Well, I'm.
Speaker 1: Trying to try to take your dress. Well I thought
Speaker 1: we were bonding crazy.
Speaker 2: I thought we were. Yeah, it's crazy. Oh you're not.
Speaker 2: Are you not into this? Did you ever have a
Speaker 2: teacher that you wanted to That's one of my teachers
Speaker 2: wanted to, I know, wanted to. She was hot.
Speaker 1: I just didn't.
Speaker 2: I was too pussy because I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: think it's a good idea.
Speaker 1: I had an Irish teacher that was pretty smoking that
Speaker 1: that you know, obviously would not want a twelve year
Speaker 1: old penis.
Speaker 2: But right, yeah, I was in high school. You know,
Speaker 2: I was in high school.
Speaker 1: I wasn't like this is high school. I was just
Speaker 1: talking about my my she was my sixth grade teacher.
Speaker 2: My teacher who was a sexual predator. At least wasn't
Speaker 2: praying on the smallest version of the kids. Yeah, she
Speaker 2: was just fucking seventeen eighteen year old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like which, but it's still fucking completely it's.
Speaker 4: A bad thing to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not saying it's a good thing. I'm just
Speaker 2: saying I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just like it everybody, like it's normal to fantasize about,
Speaker 1: Like say, you're watching a fucking movie. You think people
Speaker 1: didn't fantasize about, Oh man, I don't want to flock
Speaker 1: the scholture hands on like kids when they were sure
Speaker 1: it's just a normal day to do.
Speaker 2: We're not saying, oh man, sculptor, he sculpture, heaches do
Speaker 2: make a wish and start fucking.
Speaker 3: There's gotta be's funny about that, is like, there's gotta
Speaker 3: be kids you asked.
Speaker 1: For that might have might have off by John Cena
Speaker 1: to catch my to the face.
Speaker 3: It's like a fifteen year old. There's definitely like I'm
Speaker 3: gonna die in six months, Can I fuck Betty White?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the kid gets jacked by John Cena when he
Speaker 2: comes he's like, now I can't see you, and then
Speaker 2: he dies right afterwards, and John Cena is like, I
Speaker 2: really don't want to be alive.
Speaker 1: I had we had a really like there's an economics
Speaker 1: teacher that was like incredible. I was like, damn, that
Speaker 1: was that's insane. I didn't learn economics. He's just too busy.
Speaker 2: I still don't.
Speaker 1: I still know what is going on in my classes
Speaker 1: were like the teachers were hags and dudes. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, hot teacher is technically a detriment. Like it's
Speaker 1: not deep like the two the two classes that I
Speaker 1: had with hot teachers, I don't remember much of at all.
Speaker 3: Summer participation in government and economics, two very important classes.
Speaker 3: Actually it wasn't even like you know, trigonometry, where I'm like,
Speaker 3: who cares, I'm never gonna use I still have yet
Speaker 3: to use trick in any fact.
Speaker 1: You've never proofs bro, I don't even know what that was.
Speaker 1: I'll never outside of what outside, how could you do
Speaker 1: in real life? Would you ever write down how to
Speaker 1: do an equation? It's the worst thing ever.
Speaker 2: It's like trying to I write.
Speaker 1: That equation for like jokes where it's like okay, like
Speaker 1: so listen to the trained ear b. This is bit one.
Speaker 1: I can't write. I'm realizing.
Speaker 2: Lie coming on coming, I'm coming on, come my corn,
Speaker 2: my cake is coming on. Use condoms. That's my cank.
Speaker 2: I love coming on.
Speaker 1: Breaking people breaking the motel rooms and just come on
Speaker 1: the on the they just finishing. You just ear the
Speaker 1: door broken, the doors.
Speaker 2: You see he's just.
Speaker 1: Cracking boom and then they right there, stay right there.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. You walk out. You're mad. They don't have
Speaker 1: a condom. They're doing a raw. You're mad.
Speaker 2: You're so mad, you're getting violent grabbed. You know, you.
Speaker 1: Open your mom a little bit too big.
Speaker 2: When you calm yourself, that really back in. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I almost lost control again. I want you to start
Speaker 2: banging your way out through a wall.
Speaker 1: You know, walk you know how sometimes have the connected
Speaker 1: doors to the like there'll be the joint hotels. You
Speaker 1: just busted that one in the next room.
Speaker 2: Stupid, terrify people.
Speaker 1: I see your using protection.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you come up.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you come up with characters on the on the
Speaker 1: show that are like, really, that's like a great character.
Speaker 1: This sucks.
Speaker 2: I think it's funny. The news got the news anchors
Speaker 2: be on lookout for the condom comer. The condom comer,
Speaker 2: the condom cover seems to be immune to every conventional weapon,
Speaker 2: So just give them your condoms to come on my
Speaker 2: own safety.
Speaker 1: I have been watching this is too empty, dude. Yeah
Speaker 1: there's a there is that in the shot. Okay, well
Speaker 1: a little bit with the uh they should pay us,
Speaker 1: they should. I wasn't saying like the Jews.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, who I didn't say that either?
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 1: Did you say?
Speaker 2: I saw I saw juice somebody that edited that it.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should do myself.
Speaker 2: And then also.
Speaker 1: Watching a lot and then we'll get out of the questions.
Speaker 1: I know it's crazy, you're gonna do it a while ago.
Speaker 1: I've watching a lot of these. I know, I'm watching
Speaker 1: a lot of these.
Speaker 3: Clips from like, uh, the old Conan Show, where like
Speaker 3: they are all these all these like horrible characters that
Speaker 3: they invented for the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a lot of them.
Speaker 4: Word, it's so stupid, but like it's almost stuff that
Speaker 4: we would come up.
Speaker 3: And he I had no idea stuff like this was
Speaker 3: even on television like Late Night, but he had this
Speaker 3: like nineteen thirties, like Krooner ghost do you know about this? No,
Speaker 3: where he had like the whole bit was like the
Speaker 3: studio was haunted by this like nineteen thirties like lounge
Speaker 3: singer or whatever.
Speaker 1: And he would come up and he.
Speaker 3: Sounded exactly like it was a perfect impression of like
Speaker 3: a bing Crosby, like, hey, they are junior, and he
Speaker 3: was like, oh you you guys wouldn't want to hear
Speaker 3: my old songs.
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, let's hear it. It's just like racist,
Speaker 1: like but it's like Chris, like Irish people, his brains
Speaker 1: are made of corn.
Speaker 2: And they get drunk before they were even born.
Speaker 1: It's like it's crazy shit and it's so good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is great stuff.
Speaker 3: But it's also a bullshit that we would come up
Speaker 3: with where I'm like, damn, we could have could have
Speaker 3: really did something.
Speaker 2: Those maybe so magical. Racism is funny like ghosts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: ghost racist ghost is funny because it makes sense to say,
Speaker 2: you've got a hot Irish temperould be good for one
Speaker 2: of them, you for your tipsy Yeah, I mean think
Speaker 2: about it, you're gonna dancing or not.
Speaker 1: Ghosts, I imagine most ghosts that ever existed or racist
Speaker 1: actually probably yeah, probably because you are scared. And how
Speaker 1: many woke ghosts do you think there are?
Speaker 2: Rosa Parks ghost is fucking really pro people.
Speaker 4: Like she's actually no, she's actually like more racist than
Speaker 4: you would even assume.
Speaker 2: I mean she might be. She dwarfs even my like
Speaker 2: highest levels of racism.
Speaker 3: Can't take a Lincoln. It's like, you know, he's he's
Speaker 3: not racist, but like by what standard? By like the
Speaker 3: standard at the time, I guess. But like I think
Speaker 3: Lincoln was actually pretty not no, he was. There's I
Speaker 3: don't think he liked white people exactly, but he was
Speaker 3: kind of like this is what I'm saying. GBT will
Speaker 3: show you some of the stuff that he.
Speaker 2: Said. Some wild so racist, but it's not like, well,
Speaker 2: it's not an abolitionist exactly helped. But also I don't
Speaker 2: think he helped out of the goodness out of his
Speaker 2: heart exactly. Not because they're human.
Speaker 1: Let me take it, let me I'll take it. Hey,
Speaker 1: chat BT is is is Abraham Lincoln?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Is he racist?
Speaker 2: Of course? My nigga.
Speaker 1: Okay, they didn't listen to me.
Speaker 2: It just does It's like, no, I'm good, I'm good
Speaker 2: on this one. It actually said you're actually racist Chris,
Speaker 2: and then just a compelling argument. Yeah, well, all those
Speaker 2: people that called me a Nazi had a point.
Speaker 1: Dang, even a I thinks and it says I'm gay too.
Speaker 1: Why is SAMN gay?
Speaker 2: At the end, that is crazy.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what's learning about me.
Speaker 2: Because it's totally rap.
Speaker 1: I guess g BT could probably think I'm gay because
Speaker 1: of all that dumb gay should have been putting out.
Speaker 1: I could be like, well, based off of this and
Speaker 1: what comments are saying about you, because there's every once
Speaker 1: in a while the comments like, go.
Speaker 2: Clearly you're gay, and I'm like, yep to homosexuality. Only
Speaker 2: a gay person would do this, yep, only a gay.
Speaker 2: Only a gay would make gay song.
Speaker 3: Let's go with our first question by Unwelcome Ghost. Oh wow,
Speaker 3: he says, Hello, Wizards of the Rundown Walmart. I have
Speaker 3: returned to the Patreon for many years, and I caught
Speaker 3: why'd you leave?
Speaker 1: Bitch?
Speaker 2: Give me old money, nigga, what the hell you owe us?
Speaker 2: Give them a one hundred dollars tier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that hundred dollars definitely exist. Yeah, for sure, it definitely.
Speaker 1: We'll set it up in six years. I'll set up
Speaker 1: next time. I going there, and I'm like, just to
Speaker 1: be real nice, just to be real nice, you could
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 2: Look at you would have to prove to me that
Speaker 2: you're really well off, and then I'd be like, okay,
Speaker 2: you can be in this. We need to see your
Speaker 2: bank statement. Yeah, we need to see your bank I
Speaker 2: would do it. Like, if you do this, you're really cool.
Speaker 2: You really don't have to. But if you do, thanks.
Speaker 1: I hate that. So some fun like taking money for anothering.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm fucking I can't eat, but I can't
Speaker 2: pay my rent. But I showed Chris earlier today about
Speaker 2: like the guy was like the fucking he was on
Speaker 2: a phone call and some guy doing Get Scaryes on
Speaker 2: a phone call with like a fucking sex line, and
Speaker 2: his kid is like bigging and just like, daddy, I'm
Speaker 2: really huggy. Are you getting Taco Bell? He's like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: I'm getting Dominoes.
Speaker 3: And he's just talking to Crazy Bread right now, and
Speaker 3: he goes over, I want you to fill me up,
Speaker 3: and the kids are thinking like, man, my dad's such
Speaker 3: a provider.
Speaker 1: So good man.
Speaker 2: I love Crazy Brand and I love Crazy Bread and
Speaker 2: my dad ye, and the kid's gotta star and using
Speaker 2: all the buddy talking to this guy sex line, crazy
Speaker 2: bread stick.
Speaker 1: It smell like chlorine in a room all the time?
Speaker 2: Dad, Dad, why are you hurting yourself the fuck up?
Speaker 1: All right, baby?
Speaker 2: Are you there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The baby was like, yeah, I'm still here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I mean i'd go I'm going I'm still here.
Speaker 2: Is that? Yeah, I'm a girl.
Speaker 1: I'd never go anywhere.
Speaker 2: Baby. Yeah, he's really hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3: I think about some of the ship that we say
Speaker 3: on this show, and it's like, I think about you
Speaker 3: ever see TV some TV shows or like like movies
Speaker 3: that like they feel like ahead of their time because
Speaker 3: they're making dumb ship. Like the stuff that we're talking
Speaker 3: about now that almost feels like post comedy. It almost
Speaker 3: feels like post humor.
Speaker 2: Post comedy is crazy, like the death of comedies happened.
Speaker 3: Just like it's just like many layers of just like
Speaker 3: that all episode recently where Kramer was like on a
Speaker 3: sex line, but he was like, you gotta try this
Speaker 3: phone sex thing. It's hilarious, And I'm just like even
Speaker 3: just that idea in like the nineties of just like
Speaker 3: doing phone sex for the joke of it, Like ironically,
Speaker 3: it's so strange to me because I was just like,
Speaker 3: that doesn't feel like a nineties idea. It feels like
Speaker 3: a like an always sunny idea, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: and a later always sonny idea.
Speaker 2: That's interesting for sure.
Speaker 1: I mean, we wouldn't call one call on it the school. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a there was a payphone outside of my middle
Speaker 1: school and we knew one number.
Speaker 2: You know, it was easy, like just one hundred big dick.
Speaker 1: And is that real? Yeah, at least it was. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it is.
Speaker 2: Now what is it? What's it for? Like to try it?
Speaker 2: It was a it was a phone sex for men. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so but yeah, it just fits because it's seven digits, right,
Speaker 2: So that's so dumb let's be But still, let's see
Speaker 2: if it's.
Speaker 1: Still I hope I'm not misreme memory, but I feel
Speaker 1: like it was big dick. You should call it. I'm
Speaker 1: literally let's call it one hundred big dick.
Speaker 2: B I G.
Speaker 1: If this, if this thing is still operational, man, I'm
Speaker 1: going to lose eight hundred vast cock.
Speaker 2: Let's see if it were the poor person who has
Speaker 2: that number. Hi, and thanks for calling talk to me
Speaker 2: dot com holl of the hottest girl. Do you want
Speaker 2: to talk to you about your secrets? It still works.
Speaker 1: The same one you remember, Yeah, one hundred.
Speaker 2: Big dick, I did not understand your response. Try can Hey,
Speaker 2: I want to get some pussy. I did not understand
Speaker 2: your that's like the only response that.
Speaker 3: They should understand. Bitch, that's crazy that that's stay Still
Speaker 3: someone is.
Speaker 1: Still paying for that, like to to operate. People still
Speaker 1: do that. They have the monthly subscription to that number
Speaker 1: that line. Well, yeah, of course that makes sense.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense to me at all. Older people
Speaker 2: that can't navigate in that correctly.
Speaker 1: They're sixty five year old seventy year olds on TikTok strolling.
Speaker 1: I agree what eight hundred big dicks like?
Speaker 2: Who's fucking using that? Dude?
Speaker 1: A blind person?
Speaker 2: I guess like the people in your house have the
Speaker 2: number for your phone, You for your phone, be able
Speaker 2: to get inside of it right, and you like I
Speaker 2: want to I can't believe that still bulge my.
Speaker 1: Secrets to somebody. Yeah that's true. I want to why
Speaker 1: I call the suicide hotline? I want to be better
Speaker 1: for that?
Speaker 4: How much do you think that's gonna be on your bill?
Speaker 2: I think I have to do that.
Speaker 1: I think, Oh, yep, I think there has to be
Speaker 1: some type of like acceptance. Uh, like I don't think
Speaker 1: that's go through. Yeah, it has to be something something.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it works. As kids, we never
Speaker 1: got to that level. Just all the payphone do that
Speaker 1: part and then hang up after.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think I ever really called exactly, And I
Speaker 3: know that there was like I remember like things like
Speaker 3: vaguely as like a kid, like collect calls or like
Speaker 3: toll free numbers. I don't know what the fuck any
Speaker 3: of that meant, because I don't think I was ever
Speaker 3: calling anybody for money.
Speaker 2: Like we would pull together money by like by paid
Speaker 2: phones and then call the cops and like threaten like.
Speaker 1: Th holy shit, I forgot about I forgot about.
Speaker 2: It's crazier than what you think about those calling collect.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would charge These companies would allow you to
Speaker 1: make calls on like the payphones or whatever, and then
Speaker 1: you would have to accept and then it would charge you.
Speaker 2: My grandmother would have to buy telephone cars. You got
Speaker 2: the car family the Caribbean sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it wasn't like call att was it.
Speaker 2: I think that was onething like, yeah, we don't have
Speaker 2: to get the car to have all the fucking Caribbean
Speaker 2: flags on it. Used to Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: Was America?
Speaker 2: Well no, we didn't have that still, but you didn't
Speaker 2: have to.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like an out of country call.
Speaker 2: You sure for Puerto Rico? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe the other fucking wash out place.
Speaker 2: Say thim was right next to it. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: guess because I remember should have to do that. Well,
Speaker 2: no America prop I actually don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't remember doing that, But I also don't remember
Speaker 3: much about like phone calls in general.
Speaker 2: Carrot to call att. I remember that commercial.
Speaker 1: I think you can call Carrot Top.
Speaker 2: No, I want to see the actual commercial. I was
Speaker 2: at a podcast about the commercial. Was talking to Carrot
Speaker 2: Top above the commercial.
Speaker 3: I don't care you know that that That just gave
Speaker 3: me like a flashback of back in the day when
Speaker 3: I would try to find like some viral video or
Speaker 3: something and it would be like a young Turks video
Speaker 3: explaining it.
Speaker 2: Do you ever have that experience?
Speaker 1: Yes, it happened to me recently. Actually, it was the
Speaker 1: worst reaction I've ever seen in my life. Like I
Speaker 1: would watch that jink Sky a thousand times over. So
Speaker 1: I was actually looking for the pddy video of him
Speaker 1: absolutely destroying Meek Mill, like, because me and me and Jojo,
Speaker 1: that's me, dude, Me and Jojo have been just joking
Speaker 1: about that. I don't know if you've heard that video.
Speaker 4: Of course I've heard that, okay videos.
Speaker 1: So I forgot how violent it sounded because we recently
Speaker 1: were talking about it and so now we've just been like,
Speaker 1: it's just it comes up all it every once in
Speaker 1: a while. Anyway, I want to pull the video, and
Speaker 1: I thought it was just the video and it was
Speaker 1: fucking this guy six hundred thousand subscribers, Yeah, just staring
Speaker 1: and then he.
Speaker 2: Says that's violent.
Speaker 1: And then uh and then like there's a chick explaining
Speaker 1: and she's using like vulgar language and he's like, you
Speaker 1: got share that?
Speaker 2: And I was like, what the fuck is This action
Speaker 2: content is so terrible, Like there's so much of it
Speaker 2: that I hated. How the of all the black content,
Speaker 2: Like in twenty eighteen to twenty like twenty to twenty nineteen,
Speaker 2: it was so many black react channels and they're I
Speaker 2: was like, why.
Speaker 1: There's something that I liked that was that I'll take
Speaker 1: them over snow Life Jack.
Speaker 2: Do you know that guy? It's a lot of like
Speaker 2: music reactions, but he's like he's fucking insane, Like it's
Speaker 2: fun to watch him just like jump across the fucking
Speaker 2: room every time.
Speaker 1: But like I'm bringing completely like some of the ship
Speaker 1: that I seen.
Speaker 4: Back most day ship like ninety percent of it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: most of it is garbage.
Speaker 1: Some of it was better back in the day compared
Speaker 1: to some of the stuff that I've seen now because
Speaker 1: pretty much everybody's just streaming on Twitch and they're just like, like,
Speaker 1: I try to find something.
Speaker 2: Family got funny moments.
Speaker 1: I try to find a clip of Hasan in a
Speaker 1: very It was on Valentine's Day, and I couldn't find
Speaker 1: I was trying to do I was trying to were
Speaker 1: you looking for clips of a song on Valentine's This
Speaker 1: makes suspicius, Well, so I found no, I mean it
Speaker 1: was it was. It was a clip from him when
Speaker 1: he streamed on Valentine's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just told you. And then you're like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't believe you. The medal, I guess,
Speaker 2: like I did down club, just a twirl in a meadow.
Speaker 4: That's not classically that's classical homophobeia.
Speaker 1: Where do you go fall in a field? Flaming person?
Speaker 1: You flame flamer? I like flaming. I've always liked that.
Speaker 1: I like the word bar.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you said it flame, you said blame bird.
Speaker 1: Oh you guys, remember what he says, says at the
Speaker 1: very end of one of the podcasts, I wasn't even
Speaker 1: I was rendering the video and then like at the
Speaker 1: very end, the last frame is, uh, this Gears of
Speaker 1: Ward thing. I completely forgot that I did it because
Speaker 1: it was just on my computer. And then Jojo walks up.
Speaker 1: She's like, are they kissing?
Speaker 2: And it's it's.
Speaker 1: Fucking Marcus Lok is kissing me. So yeah, Like so
Speaker 1: do you know when that one person was saying that
Speaker 1: it cuts off on Patreon, He's like, could you like
Speaker 1: play some music to like just run it out? And
Speaker 1: so I've been doing that, but I always like to
Speaker 1: I want I've been using this marvelous Capcum two thing,
Speaker 1: the clock tower thing, and right when all the band
Speaker 1: kicks in, like done, done, done, done, So a picture
Speaker 1: anything that I can find on my computer, I just
Speaker 1: put a picture there and then that would just happen.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I used that or when I
Speaker 1: it's saved on my computer, so it's just gay Rainbow,
Speaker 1: I think like gives some war stuff and.
Speaker 2: Then kissing and ship.
Speaker 1: I did that with the extra anily.
Speaker 2: I told.
Speaker 3: Whenever there's an extra, ammm and I see it's just
Speaker 3: like a still from the show, I'll just like replace
Speaker 3: it with some random image on my Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like that because I essentially because of that, I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm absolutely not going to put anything because
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for you.
Speaker 2: To want to. I want to start doing but I
Speaker 2: know the ship I would put to be like, hey,
Speaker 2: you got you can't do that. That's too far from
Speaker 2: the extra. It would be like a lynching party your
Speaker 2: sign and it's like you can't do that, but you can't.
Speaker 2: That can't be stays behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll do that so you can fuck I got
Speaker 1: the next one. It's to be crazy.
Speaker 2: It's it is behind the scenes, it is private.
Speaker 1: Did you see remember the can't look at look at
Speaker 1: the what I have for.
Speaker 2: It for Dark?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like hello, I was like, it's just
Speaker 3: like a fucking horrifying like the X ray of a face.
Speaker 2: Have you guys seen the image of like the Hood
Speaker 2: the Hood Olympics, where like they climb up the crates. Yes,
Speaker 2: and I turned into the It turned into the clan rally.
Speaker 2: Yes you have sent that. You said that ship.
Speaker 1: I hate how jaunty that song guy is. I don't
Speaker 1: remember what the song is.
Speaker 2: I remember it word for word unform course unfortunately, and
Speaker 2: it's like, this is not good to have in my head.
Speaker 2: Let's good to questions please before I.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I began reading that guy's name and then
Speaker 3: we got fucking sidetracked again.
Speaker 1: Come on, don't pop. You're blocking the guy. What's the matter. Damn,
Speaker 1: you're blocking it.
Speaker 4: It's just the reacting.
Speaker 2: You're edging it. You're edging blocking it.
Speaker 1: But you got got oh my.
Speaker 2: God, got fucking insane image.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got beard and I hate they are block again?
Speaker 2: No get away?
Speaker 1: Oh that was perfect. R that's insane?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 4: I thought that was like I thought that was like
Speaker 4: I thought that was diseased cradles.
Speaker 2: A new player the arena disease.
Speaker 1: Creates leprosy cradles first time in the ring.
Speaker 2: Fucking blades are all green, blades are sick. You're so sick,
Speaker 2: You're fucking cars.
Speaker 1: When he's like he hits the floor and gunk comes
Speaker 1: out of it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: This his beard is so patchy. He's a mangy person.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Unwelcome goes through it end like I gotta hit
Speaker 3: it real quick, be fourteen minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah quick. I just want to ask you a question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think have you seen any of the mowanas?
Speaker 2: I saw the first one, I think, but I don't
Speaker 2: really remember much of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, like, are you aware of like the average male
Speaker 1: size and they're like they're like really huge people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're fucking yeah, they're trucks.
Speaker 2: Is this base set? Is it set in the Gears
Speaker 2: of War universe? Mohana, Yeah, yes, but there's you want
Speaker 2: to verify there's real Hawaiian.
Speaker 1: I just want to verify.
Speaker 2: Nothing. Thank you for verifying.
Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to make sure
Speaker 1: that that was actually set in the Gears. I never
Speaker 1: saw the second one, but I heard I heard that
Speaker 1: Bart is in the second one. He he is. I
Speaker 1: actually want to Yeah, Jojo was watching it while I was.
Speaker 2: You know, the Negroes. That's true.
Speaker 1: You can go ahead read the question. Yeah those are real?
Speaker 1: Those real Okay, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure they are.
Speaker 1: They're the Polynesians had sex with Negroes.
Speaker 2: Not even they're not even like African. No, no, it's
Speaker 2: interesting interesting fact. Yeah, the bet it is.
Speaker 1: God, they're like dark skin. I'm just gonna make up
Speaker 1: a question. They look they look like they look like
Speaker 1: the darker Aboriginals.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Sniggers, you can say it, that's not.
Speaker 2: That's not the world. It actually straight up is that
Speaker 2: if you add.
Speaker 1: Something on, it is not the word. So if I
Speaker 1: says it's not the same thing, no, it's not. What
Speaker 1: are we doing, it's not. It's literally not, because that's how.
Speaker 1: That's how, that is how work.
Speaker 2: Did you see the.
Speaker 1: Leland stitch they're doing. They're doing the live action Leland
Speaker 1: Stitch and they fucked the casting entirely, did they?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What? Oh god? What is it? Well?
Speaker 1: The fucking girl what's her name?
Speaker 3: The main girl, the one with the hips, Yeah, yeah, Banni,
Speaker 3: the sister Yeah and early wrong, like completely wrong, like
Speaker 3: just the worst is she like thin and not like
Speaker 3: it's not what you want.
Speaker 1: She's not likeness, it's not it's not what anybody Actually
Speaker 1: I forget like never who exactly it is?
Speaker 2: But I remember energy into have you seen it.
Speaker 1: I don't care. What do you mean you don't care?
Speaker 2: I don't care about live actions stuff for Disney. No,
Speaker 2: I know, well I'm not.
Speaker 1: We're not talking about it from like a perspective of like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is a sick I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't care to look at it. I was like whatever,
Speaker 1: was like okay, cool, Yeah, I just I just remember
Speaker 1: seeing the casie and being like, that is you can't
Speaker 1: do me like that?
Speaker 2: Man? A little girl? Is that the ex Wolverine chick?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Is that the logan chickish?
Speaker 1: Let me let me get a closer look. I definitely
Speaker 1: got a politician go to do it because that girl.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they probably that would be that would be
Speaker 1: really fucked up in hands girls if they got yeah,
Speaker 1: the Hispanic chick computer in hand and hands, Mexican girl enhance.
Speaker 1: If you remember that fucking idiot I can't remember his
Speaker 1: name drew her and they like saying like a seasoned
Speaker 1: to cis he drew like LOLLI of her. Oh, I
Speaker 1: can't remember his name.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Fucking guy with the come on he was that guy
Speaker 1: he got like he got ostracized for doing a bunch
Speaker 1: of lolli stuff. Here's the skull guy. Oh shadd shad
Speaker 1: shad Man.
Speaker 2: You don't remember that he tried he.
Speaker 1: Drew lolli of the the kid from from Logan or
Speaker 1: what was the movie called. It was called Logan, right,
Speaker 1: I never saw Logan.
Speaker 2: I never saw it.
Speaker 1: You know, it's really good. I'm sure it's it's actually
Speaker 1: like really really good.
Speaker 2: It's actually even like it's a good movie.
Speaker 1: I just remember.
Speaker 4: I remember the weekend that movie came out.
Speaker 3: Everybody I was in like a room and everybody was
Speaker 3: just talking about it, so like I know every you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just kind of was like, oh, I guess
Speaker 4: that's saving wait.
Speaker 1: I was just talking about the twenty three broad or
Speaker 1: whatever that yeah, whatever, the little girl she's in the Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: so oh oh they I thought it was the same
Speaker 1: second crazy was like, how does that work? She's running
Speaker 1: around in Star Wars. Let's go.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy? Her character comes from a show.
Speaker 4: It's crazy Unwelcome ghosts question, that's true.
Speaker 2: Her character comes from actual evolution, similar like Harley Quinn
Speaker 2: comes from the Batman animated series.
Speaker 1: Do you guys know that? Right?
Speaker 2: What Harley Quinns from the Batman anime series. She's not
Speaker 2: from the comics. Yes, I know, actually from that show.
Speaker 1: I knew that.
Speaker 2: I thought that was crazy. I thought she was from
Speaker 2: the comics first, No.
Speaker 1: I think I think there's a lot of so Alfred.
Speaker 4: Alfred's not from the comics.
Speaker 3: Batman, Oh god, Batman himself is actually the original comic
Speaker 3: is actually literally about a bad It's more like Stuart.
Speaker 2: Little that we're like, it's about it.
Speaker 3: It's about a little bad trying to be a man,
Speaker 3: and he's trying to puts pants. He puts pants on,
Speaker 3: he goes to work. Nobody takeshim seriously because he's just bad.
Speaker 3: It's like, what are you gonna do, Batman?
Speaker 2: The hell are you doing?
Speaker 1: Batman? You got pants on, but no fucking short, get
Speaker 1: the funk out of your bitch.
Speaker 3: And then he wins, and then and then he wins
Speaker 3: a little sailboat race in Central Park, and then he
Speaker 3: wins the respect of all of his colleagues.
Speaker 1: I'd watched the out of there, I'd watched that.
Speaker 4: Ship out of the Origin, and then Tim Burton really
Speaker 4: was like, let's make this, let's.
Speaker 2: Let's fix this a little bit. Fix this and then yeah,
Speaker 2: the other and then other stuff happened, ye and everything.
Speaker 4: Everything that you know about Batman today is based off.
Speaker 3: Of Tim Burton's rewriting of Batman from the original Mouse comics.
Speaker 1: Tim Burton did at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah that Alfred part part I stopped at the Alfred part.
Speaker 2: Alfred is in fact the character from the bat series. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: Alfred didn't exist, never existed. Thomas Wayne, there's Thomass everything
Speaker 2: everything Man there was a Batman name. Batman is the
Speaker 2: only thing that's stuck around you guys. Know, See you've
Speaker 2: never read, like go back and read The Dark Knack Rises.
Speaker 2: There's literally there's no Alfred. There's no thomaslaying Well the
Speaker 2: Dark Knight, right, there is no alf actually returns.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, he isn't in it?
Speaker 2: You are right?
Speaker 1: And which one then I returns, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? See yeah, I'm money. I want to get Mamma fied.
Speaker 2: I want to get I want to come in here,
Speaker 2: take my brain up, my ear.
Speaker 3: That's something compared to a Wonder Woman, where like wonder
Speaker 3: Woman was originally just like that was literally like just
Speaker 3: based on Helen Keller. What's this about a woman who
Speaker 3: was just constantly wondering about us around.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: It's a bitch wondering when I'm gonna beat the funk.
Speaker 2: Out of her? Right well, unwelcome ghost road in forty
Speaker 2: hours ago.
Speaker 3: About next question, Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank thank you for
Speaker 3: your question on both gross that's our show, uh, he says,
Speaker 3: hello of the run at Walmart. I've returned to the
Speaker 3: Patron for many years and come bearing your question for Sweeney.
Speaker 3: What are your favorite colors to play in Magic?
Speaker 1: I hate this question? Magic Gathering. That's why it's for you?
Speaker 1: Twat and what?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hated flat flat the second he said it's
Speaker 4: for Sweeney.
Speaker 2: I hated it.
Speaker 3: It says one of your favorite colors to play in
Speaker 3: Magic the Gathering? And what colors do you think Derek
Speaker 3: and Chris would play if they weren't lame?
Speaker 2: That's what is it saying?
Speaker 1: You play like I play Red Nigga, I played before
Speaker 1: you were born, bitch, Yeah, Derek plays magic.
Speaker 2: I got like. The thing is that Derek is tries
Speaker 2: to be cool, but if we're all doing anything nerdy,
Speaker 2: you'll be like, well, yeah, do me in.
Speaker 1: That's I don't try. I'm just I just I abandoned
Speaker 1: everything like I've I've done a lot of stuff, and
Speaker 1: I've not stuck to most things because it's just like you.
Speaker 2: Hear that, Jojo, Hey man, this is this is monumental
Speaker 2: for me. I've been married for almost like what three
Speaker 2: years now, that's crazy. I'm fucking it.
Speaker 1: So as soon as our anniverses on the twenty seventh July,
Speaker 1: right twenty six bounce the Halflight of America Ship. She's
Speaker 1: been listening recently. She's like bored at work, so she
Speaker 1: started listening to the podcast. I'm like, oh, fucked, she
Speaker 1: knows my plan now, damn, so I gotta she's gonna
Speaker 1: dip the twenty fifth. Oh that's I'm a dip the
Speaker 1: twenty fourth. Bitch.
Speaker 2: What do you think about that? It's crazy? Yeah, you
Speaker 2: gave it away now it's now. I was just like
Speaker 2: you guys gonna hear it that day and you're gonna
Speaker 2: be like, I'm leaving now. I argue with her, but
Speaker 2: on your behalf.
Speaker 1: Everything about it is.
Speaker 2: I play. I played Red and Green a lot. I
Speaker 2: like I like I like like swarming and like aggression
Speaker 2: in games. I've always been that kind of person. I
Speaker 2: don't like being like passive.
Speaker 1: I cut to anything always.
Speaker 2: I think Chris would probably play bluecase he's a piece
Speaker 2: of ship and that's clue. What does that mean? It
Speaker 2: was like counters, It's like countering and preventing it, like
Speaker 2: preventing your opponent from doing ship. Yeah, and I'm sure
Speaker 2: this nigga played black and like fucking black and green
Speaker 2: or some ship.
Speaker 1: Jad. I want everybody dead, of course, So you played
Speaker 1: black and green. Of course everybody must die. So they're
Speaker 1: like denominations of cards, where like the genes are like
Speaker 1: usually cards, different styles.
Speaker 4: My my history with card games is literally zero. I
Speaker 4: played poker and that's it.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean just think of it and think of
Speaker 2: it like like think of it in like uh and I.
Speaker 1: Remember poke roles. Yeah, a lot of yeah, I guess, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's up it my brother. My brother got me into
Speaker 1: a lot of that stuff, but a lot of it
Speaker 1: I just didn't. It's expensive, man, That's just what it's.
Speaker 4: The thing is, it's expensive.
Speaker 3: And then like the unfortunate reality is that like sometimes
Speaker 3: I'll go to places where these things are happening and
Speaker 3: I'll just I'll see a group of people that I
Speaker 3: want dead.
Speaker 1: Nothing to do.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to I don't know how to
Speaker 4: say it.
Speaker 1: I'd I just want to have as little in common
Speaker 1: as possible.
Speaker 3: The problem with the stand up and there's like a
Speaker 3: ship streak on the chair somehow through their pants and
Speaker 3: you're just like.
Speaker 2: You never down your pants are solid black, and the
Speaker 2: seeping through your pants.
Speaker 1: The horror stories I've heard from people who work in
Speaker 1: places like that, and also just the things that I've seen,
Speaker 1: it's just like it happened.
Speaker 2: Man, I don't know what it is. I went.
Speaker 1: I went to a barbecue last week. My friend's manager
Speaker 1: of a comic shop. So it's like all of his
Speaker 1: buddies and some of them, like I know a lot
Speaker 1: of them, but yeah, they're there, are some of them.
Speaker 1: Some of them are like there was a guy there
Speaker 1: that if he walked into a mall or a school,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, this guy's gonna shoot it up for sure.
Speaker 1: The way he was out of balloting, like the way
Speaker 1: he was dressed, like he was all like, it's dark,
Speaker 1: it's starting to get dark.
Speaker 2: You know. We we showed up like around five ish.
Speaker 2: He's got sunglasses on, this hoodie. Does he does? He
Speaker 2: entered darkly, entered gloomily.
Speaker 1: He's like dude, he's hunched over like this, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is if I didn't you know. Yeah, there's a yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's a few characters. There's just one guy. They
Speaker 1: used to do it because they would always do like
Speaker 1: war hammer ship for you k ship. And there's a
Speaker 1: guy that had your c jetly's unleashed. He had he
Speaker 1: had the caller, he had the collar on.
Speaker 2: But he so sad.
Speaker 1: But I just happened to be black, so I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't have a chance to get corrupted that much.
Speaker 2: Look, they're all nice people corrupted, but they're also they're
Speaker 2: little little they're social, they're socially, they're socially not the
Speaker 2: most adept people. But for me, like i've met some
Speaker 2: of the well that was also before because there's eras
Speaker 2: of like nerd dumb. Now modern nerds are not like that.
Speaker 1: That's true, not anymore.
Speaker 2: Was when it was already changing and now what they
Speaker 2: are now is just like the kind of is that
Speaker 2: to be like fucking buying hype beast are people that
Speaker 2: play cards? Yeah, that's very true, and it's like I
Speaker 2: hate you because you're ruining my I'm old. Now they've ruined.
Speaker 1: They ruined conventions. Conventions are I don't go to like
Speaker 1: the biggest ones anymore because like, first of all, fu parking.
Speaker 1: Fu uh being parking is the main reason I won't
Speaker 1: go most plays. Just go with just go with Lily
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 2: That's whenever we go somewhere, we go like we get
Speaker 2: the parking because we're not going to fucking park six
Speaker 2: blocks away. And then after a whole day of a convention,
Speaker 2: having to walk sep like half a mile to get
Speaker 2: to our car, after we're fucking tired and carrying shit.
Speaker 1: I walked back to Burbank from E three once. No
Speaker 1: you didn't, of course not.
Speaker 2: I was like, that is all the way deep in La.
Speaker 1: You would you would, first of all, you would get
Speaker 1: that's a fucking crazy pharaoh homeless. I walked from I
Speaker 1: did walk from the Empire Center, and that was like
Speaker 1: a track.
Speaker 2: You know, that's not been crazy? That was I mean
Speaker 2: it not really now it's like a three mile walk, right,
Speaker 2: you have it in like July. That's you did walk
Speaker 2: over to our house once and I was like, why
Speaker 2: did you walk here? You were like, I want to
Speaker 2: go for a walk. And you came in and you
Speaker 2: were fucking gone, and I was like, why did you
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 1: Like why I don't mind a long walk?
Speaker 4: I don't, but like obviously E three and like con
Speaker 4: sent it to Burbank that's out of the city.
Speaker 2: But I could walk here and I'd be fucking exhausted
Speaker 2: from I got'ta.
Speaker 1: Be like, if you walk here, you would look like
Speaker 1: me by the time you got it. I'd be fucking exhausted.
Speaker 4: I would be really heavier than I could push you down.
Speaker 2: I'd be mostly skeleton. And then'd be like, hey, you
Speaker 2: call an ambulance, like right now, Yeah, you would have
Speaker 2: been skeleton.
Speaker 1: I would call you to call an ambulance ahead of time,
Speaker 1: schedule an ambulance for fifteen minutes from now your house.
Speaker 2: That's so stupid.
Speaker 1: Do you think they would do it?
Speaker 2: Or they'd be like, no, it's someone's gonna die real soon,
Speaker 2: do it, idiot?
Speaker 1: Well, wouldn't that just be how long it would take?
Speaker 1: Kind depending on the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're like, can you get here in fifteen minutes?
Speaker 1: But also if I go yeah, I mean yes, but
Speaker 1: are you in danger right now? I will be I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean like I'm not to walk into a barricad
Speaker 1: I need an ambulance here at fifteen minutes. I'll meet
Speaker 1: you there. Oh sure, I just ignores it.
Speaker 2: Who wouldn't you would be ignored that? No, No, I'll
Speaker 2: be right there. You know, you know, someone dies turn
Speaker 2: off empathy to be like because they haven't done the
Speaker 2: dangerous thing. It's so stupid. You can't ignore someone about
Speaker 2: to die. That. I think you and that in that case,
Speaker 2: you send the cops. Maybe like not the ambulance location.
Speaker 2: It's just a gay bar called the Bear Cave. You're like,
Speaker 2: he's like, he's done. And when he comes out of
Speaker 2: you guys, as.
Speaker 1: I forgot, I was not expected it's gonna be something worse.
Speaker 2: I forgot. I thought it was gonna be homeo like verbally,
Speaker 2: not like beating up, like gay bashing. Something I thought was,
Speaker 2: I don't know where these things go. When I started saying,
Speaker 2: I got gay people and the age were like associated
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: To I forgot that.
Speaker 4: I had to reach deep to remember that.
Speaker 1: I'll remember because we'll watch these shows like a bar
Speaker 1: rescue or something, and some of the commercials, some of
Speaker 1: the ads will be aids medicine, and then and like
Speaker 1: nine of the couples are showing you're just gay ship
Speaker 1: just doing gay stuff like that, like look at each
Speaker 1: other's ass.
Speaker 2: Are you're kissing a man on a mouth or a
Speaker 2: man and probably have age already you get checked out age,
Speaker 2: like hey you can live.
Speaker 1: With aids now so you can fuck your dudes, but
Speaker 1: no problem.
Speaker 3: But what's crazy abo that is that like you think
Speaker 3: about it, like it's so crazy like that people were
Speaker 3: so freaked out about like they just it wouldn't even
Speaker 3: be around people.
Speaker 1: They're just like I don't want to be around.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because they didn't understand how it works.
Speaker 3: But then you like live through COVID and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I kind of get how this could happen because remember
Speaker 3: when we were like wiping our groceries down with like
Speaker 3: fucking as if that really did anything, funk all really.
Speaker 2: It it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't do nothing, but like it wouldn't really do something.
Speaker 1: It would help for anything that wasn't the thing that
Speaker 1: you were trying to nail, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would have been like, oh, it's good probably to.
Speaker 3: Wipe down your groceries in general, because there's probably all
Speaker 3: sorts of other ships a bunch of stuff but also like,
Speaker 3: you know, it's the virus.
Speaker 1: I don't know how long it can live on the surface.
Speaker 1: I think it was twelve years, so it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: twelve years. That's yeah, that's exactly that's what you said.
Speaker 1: Everybody's sucking stringling beagles and stuff heat the skeleton comes
Speaker 1: out clean.
Speaker 2: Away. Next beagle.
Speaker 1: The hell kind of dog? And see that you go
Speaker 1: to hound who Scooby Doo?
Speaker 2: Blue?
Speaker 1: No, Scooby does clues?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Blue ism abominations. First.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about that too, but I would imagine, yeah,
Speaker 1: probably like did you guys think that Blue was I
Speaker 1: didn't know Blue was a boy at first.
Speaker 2: I thought he was because he was he was Blue
Speaker 2: Blues a boy. Though Blue is a boy, I think
Speaker 2: blues a girl a boy way, and then Magenta is
Speaker 2: the girl the way around.
Speaker 1: No, No, that would be crazy, but that's not how
Speaker 1: that would be. That's not how the America teaches kids.
Speaker 1: But it just like the soft blueness of it just
Speaker 1: seemed kind of like feminine to me. But I'm also right,
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: I guess I was looking more at the color palette
Speaker 3: of the show in general, like it through the lens
Speaker 3: of the show that's hardcore blue, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That's like boy Blue. Yeah, I'm not sure exactly why,
Speaker 1: but I guess that because I was like, I just assumed,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. But I don't know why I
Speaker 1: assumed you started petting the blue stomach and saw the
Speaker 1: red rocket.
Speaker 2: I was like, so some people, man, don't say that
Speaker 2: that made me sad, But what makes me, what makes
Speaker 2: me really upset, is terrified dogs humping each other. Like
Speaker 2: dogs humping makes me love them so much less I
Speaker 2: know it level over them and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: like that. We're just jacking off blues.
Speaker 1: Where does jacking out? So I wonder where he'll come.
Speaker 1: That's terrible.
Speaker 2: Stop stop this really you're making me upset, Like actually,
Speaker 2: but god, and people don't know what it's male time.
Speaker 2: But m A L E. This is so gross.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Blue does not have a specified breedom doll.
Speaker 2: People people assuming, oh my god, people assume he's either
Speaker 2: a basket hound or a beagle. Okay, okay, so the
Speaker 2: bast how Norman.
Speaker 1: This is an episode of The fair the Band.
Speaker 3: Episode of Fairly Parents or not the band episode, but
Speaker 3: like the cut one, they took off a streaming service.
Speaker 1: Which one was it?
Speaker 3: We're like you guys, It's like, I can't remember the
Speaker 3: premise of it. I think I think the whole thing
Speaker 3: was like he tried to skip school or something. But
Speaker 3: then mister Crocker, he does that thing in school. He
Speaker 3: goes very good and then a gunshots are repped in
Speaker 3: the hallway, and then he immediately breaks car and like.
Speaker 1: Blue, a girl at the door.
Speaker 2: Blue was a girl at the door.
Speaker 1: Louse, a girl, you're lying blues a girl?
Speaker 4: What'sgenta? Then a boy unbelieving.
Speaker 2: I think that was the point of it, which shood
Speaker 2: around up if I'm not mistaken, that right, If I
Speaker 2: was not mistaken, that was always the point.
Speaker 6: It was like the diverse, So they're gayifying our dogs,
Speaker 6: I mean by making blue a traditionally boy color was female,
Speaker 6: that's crazy. Agenta clearly a slut color. Clearly clearly a
Speaker 6: slut color.
Speaker 2: And then a gay boy. He should amazing, Zion. That
Speaker 2: would have been better if he was just blue like
Speaker 2: a car. What are you saying the color Scion or Sion?
Speaker 1: Sorry Cyana, Yeah, Zion. So maybe that's it. Maybe that
Speaker 1: was because I'm I'm it was always feminine, so I'm misremembering,
Speaker 1: so I misremembering. So what the big reveal must have
Speaker 1: been me as young watching Blues Clues was that it's
Speaker 1: maybe being surprised that it was a girl. And I
Speaker 1: was like mad because I thought I had a gay
Speaker 1: sexual awakening being attracted to Blue, but it turns out
Speaker 1: that I was attracted to a female. The entire time
Speaker 1: was like, I guess I'm not.
Speaker 2: Gadding and the dog yeah, and the whole dog part, well,
Speaker 2: you're like, whatever it's I want that Blue like was
Speaker 2: technically could speak because you know, Steve understood.
Speaker 4: Blue, yeah, and women can't speak, right, and so I
Speaker 4: was like, I.
Speaker 1: Kind of didn't think of Blue as a dog per
Speaker 1: se speaking creature. But what Raven, Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Exactly these lines the people you're validating in these agents
Speaker 2: are like, you're doing weight, but.
Speaker 1: Your empisode where they reveal it were Magentia did a
Speaker 1: backflip and then a giant.
Speaker 2: Stephen the bottom of his Oh yeah, it broke Steve's jaw.
Speaker 4: And that's why the emergency room, the whole episode was
Speaker 4: about the.
Speaker 1: Healthcare system, and that's how Joe showed up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yea, Joe got his Steve got his job, Bens
Speaker 2: Fat Dick, I'll be I gotta replace my show. I
Speaker 2: gotta go to college.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna be able to suck big again ship
Speaker 1: and then so he leaves. Then that guy Joe showed up,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I was, I was already too old. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Joe showed up when I was even when I was
Speaker 1: it was I was watching it. I was probably in
Speaker 1: like sixth grade or something. I was probably and I
Speaker 1: was like, I was actually thinking about that. I was like,
Speaker 1: I wonder if I can sit down and watch one
Speaker 1: episode and be entertained. You probably could, and you don't
Speaker 1: want to admit it.
Speaker 2: I think I probably could because I remember that I
Speaker 2: show like Arthur.
Speaker 1: I think that's a good show. I remember that show
Speaker 1: being more different. There was something much more mature compared
Speaker 1: to Blue Show Way bluecos I remember just being nice
Speaker 1: Vine because it's pleasant. It's like Dora and stuff. You know,
Speaker 1: It's that it's those that it's that participation, always being
Speaker 1: happy no matter what. That that so as an adult,
Speaker 1: I'm like, can I because it's like it's like playing
Speaker 1: with action figures. I can't play with him anymore. I
Speaker 1: don't have my imagination doesn't worked that way. So I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: am I gonna enjoy blues clues like in the same way?
Speaker 1: It would be different pretty like a good like vibe.
Speaker 1: There's something about it that is positive and enjoyable.
Speaker 2: I've seen the songs. I like that. I love that,
Speaker 2: I wanted that that. I like how he's so bad
Speaker 2: I love I like.
Speaker 1: I love his simplistic way of drawing things, like he
Speaker 1: was actually really good at drawing, but it was like
Speaker 1: like maybe it was mini takes, but he just he
Speaker 1: never fucked up like you would draw something, and it
Speaker 1: was such a like.
Speaker 2: It was like a perfect line. Yeah, And I was like,
Speaker 2: like a perfect circle, and you're like, what, who is
Speaker 2: doing what? I love a terminator. It's like a robot
Speaker 2: off screen doing it perfectly.
Speaker 1: When I love them that.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: One thousand, yeah, one, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Well. I like that because it was like it was
Speaker 2: supposed to be like you can create things with simple drawings,
Speaker 2: you don't have to be the best at it. And
Speaker 2: I was like, this is such a positive shot. I
Speaker 2: always feel like we're so cynical now, but I can't
Speaker 2: enjoy it. I feel like that because he would draw
Speaker 2: a house and I'd be like, fuck.
Speaker 1: You would hate it.
Speaker 2: I hate this show and I hate you Stephen, fuck
Speaker 2: you Blue, I hope everybody dies against a newter and
Speaker 2: fuck you Paprika. And someone cheated. That's definitely not your
Speaker 2: you lie ship. There's that was some weird.
Speaker 1: He never really uses salt, does he, because those have
Speaker 1: been around for years. He's bland as he has he
Speaker 1: has for guests.
Speaker 2: I think they're empty, but they're just like I think
Speaker 2: it's like it's like an image of out.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's even more psychotic to me.
Speaker 2: You know, there's alive at that moment.
Speaker 4: No, because you can hear it when they.
Speaker 1: Move, Sure you can. They're making anthimes. Only a certain
Speaker 1: things is alive in his house. Not everything budget like the.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, let's forth walallet you what I did?
Speaker 1: You ripped this exercise apart.
Speaker 2: Something. It's a budget a pot of a show. It's
Speaker 2: a lot of a dumb kids show.
Speaker 1: White the service always take place in hallways, like I
Speaker 1: think he's stepping on the car bed.
Speaker 2: That's just screaming like it's time that loud and he's
Speaker 2: got dancing. Here's the mail.
Speaker 1: He never failed the fucking carpet is screaming.
Speaker 2: When because I want a will my rad.
Speaker 1: He's fisting the email box, the fly Goods. Yeah, get
Speaker 1: all the mail out of there.
Speaker 2: So many bills.
Speaker 1: There, filled me up, filled me up quick. They're all
Speaker 1: eviction notices. He hasn't made.
Speaker 2: Last one.
Speaker 1: The most recent one just says please leave now.
Speaker 2: It's like a shot of the Blues Clues House and
Speaker 2: zooms out and the rest of it is just the bronx. He's, dude,
Speaker 2: that's cool, that's cool.
Speaker 1: That that fucking that iconic. Yes, that that piosse next
Speaker 1: to the Black House, and like Mali, exact where it is? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where is it?
Speaker 1: Is it Melbourne?
Speaker 2: It's uh, it's it looks like it's in melbourn It's
Speaker 2: me it's not. It's not in Maliboury yet, but it's
Speaker 2: on the way. It's not, it's not it's not improper.
Speaker 2: It's not in Malibu proper.
Speaker 1: It's it's adjacent.
Speaker 2: It's but I thought it's on its way to being
Speaker 2: in Malibu.
Speaker 1: The house is slowly migrating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, it's I would say Santa Monica
Speaker 2: or okay, it's I know Santa Monica.
Speaker 1: That place is probably gone then, yeah, it's actually, oh,
Speaker 1: I know that's the Palasades. Yeah yeah, that area, no
Speaker 1: ship gone, that pig house might be gone. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: I want to check.
Speaker 1: It's too bad. I saw it a few Uh well
Speaker 1: what October those last time? I want to I want
Speaker 1: to get to this question specifically because people keep people
Speaker 1: keep writing in this Yeah, and I don't understand if
Speaker 1: like we just never addressed I feel like we've addressed it.
Speaker 3: Mister Hot Salsa wrote in this is Hello dark Cast.
Speaker 3: Do you guys remember when the guy that dressed up
Speaker 3: as Ghastan killed himself with fireworks with a fireworks mortar
Speaker 3: by placing it next to his head. This happened years ago.
Speaker 3: I don't we've talked about that like people have. I've
Speaker 3: never talked about this, and people have brought this up
Speaker 3: in comments.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious and I don't why don't I know? I
Speaker 1: don't remember this? That's so interesting? Was he was he
Speaker 1: ghost for a bit, like for one frame, for exactly
Speaker 1: one frame, he was.
Speaker 2: On a bike to.
Speaker 1: Dumb like just laughing.
Speaker 2: Shows up everything and he's just like the whole scene
Speaker 2: except for a second. That's what killing yourself for like
Speaker 2: something like that? Sure, like having a whole thing where
Speaker 2: like there's an image of the image of like a
Speaker 2: hard image of you are like a gallow like hanging
Speaker 2: your something like telding for a frame. And then you
Speaker 2: die obviously, and they're like, oh man, that was a
Speaker 2: really cool picture to take him.
Speaker 1: But now he's like gone. It would be cool if
Speaker 1: if everyone when when everyone died you you you t posed.
Speaker 1: That was like you know your default, how you wake up.
Speaker 2: You're like.
Speaker 1: You stand up though, you like stand up for you.
Speaker 4: Everyone cried and everyone f I don't know what.
Speaker 2: Would that be? The day? The day that what the day?
Speaker 2: The greatest day of my life?
Speaker 1: I hate I hate lig I hate life.
Speaker 2: Hating hate life. Hating life is more people than like,
Speaker 2: like hating life is is cosmically bad.
Speaker 1: That's like so loud taking up with Chad Kroger. That's
Speaker 1: not even like demons.
Speaker 2: It's still talking. We're off on a fucking journey.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the fun we were talking about.
Speaker 2: I just want, like, I hate living things, all of them.
Speaker 1: Just Chad Kroger. But he's just Red. He's just he's
Speaker 1: just always Red crogerger.
Speaker 2: About death every one day. Every line's gonna go out
Speaker 2: in the universe. Everything is gonna be gone. There's gonna
Speaker 2: be no one, nothing left, and I'm gonna be around laughing,
Speaker 2: laughing and dancing the favorite. That's I think that's half
Speaker 2: of a quote from a book. What do you mean,
Speaker 2: what's the reference?
Speaker 1: What's the what do you It's like reference to something
Speaker 1: of blood Meridian. You talk about that a lot, so
Speaker 1: twice it's more than normal. I mentioned blood Meridian exactly zero.
Speaker 1: Damn can you do it the entire way? No, mean,
Speaker 1: let's say you have the power to actually do it.
Speaker 2: Let's then you can do it. If you have no
Speaker 2: hold on you would have to I guess with so
Speaker 2: much force that the momentum finishes, it finishes it because
Speaker 2: after this you're gone.
Speaker 1: So like it would be more like you lash your
Speaker 1: fingers into your skull. Thing I like reminds me of
Speaker 1: and you have you got lose yourself starts playing because
Speaker 1: you got one fucking shot at that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly that you think Eminem.
Speaker 2: Can do it.
Speaker 4: Eminem is just he's like okie boogie but full of Eminem's.
Speaker 1: What. I've never seen him bleed or anything, So I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I've never seen eminem bleed. I've never seen him p.
Speaker 1: LP is him fucking bleeding and pissing, that's all it is.
Speaker 1: You never get a good look into his mouth.
Speaker 4: He's got his mic really close.
Speaker 1: Right, so you can't even tell.
Speaker 2: You can't even tell if he's onto something. I think
Speaker 2: I might be onto something.
Speaker 1: I think also, uh, his daughter Haley.
Speaker 2: We should test her blood, do'em?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who is she? Who is she married to or having
Speaker 2: a kid with Tony Hawk's son.
Speaker 1: Diet.
Speaker 2: That's a crazy that's a crazy linking. That's like how
Speaker 2: they is like a wild combination. They would make a
Speaker 2: great video game. They gotta make a video game. They
Speaker 2: would see it on a human. Seeing on a human,
Speaker 2: I'm splitting looking on the board and slipping on what
Speaker 2: you gotta do to get in through the skateboarding to.
Speaker 1: Six and six don't have six? All the other grind grind, grind.
Speaker 2: Grind, grind, grind grind grind, funny ass video of like
Speaker 2: a hash slasher movie where like she's like insulting the
Speaker 2: slasher and the slasher.
Speaker 1: Hits her one time and bisects her head through a tree.
Speaker 2: I think I know what that movie is.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I know exactly what you're talking.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the movie is. He like super
Speaker 2: human or something, or he's really upset, he's batching her
Speaker 2: like that, and it's like Jesus Christ. Maybe stop insulting the.
Speaker 1: Guys anyway, mister Salsa, I remember, I guess they don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I swear to god.
Speaker 3: This has been brought up in Maybe not, maybe not
Speaker 3: to the vivid details. Maybe it was in we talked
Speaker 3: about a Gaston killing himself, but not with fireworks his head.
Speaker 1: Maybe we made a scenario of him murding himself.
Speaker 2: We talked about Gaston a couple of times recently. Sure
Speaker 2: we just talking about him being sexually harrassed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah that no one set his scalp with fire
Speaker 1: like everyone's having.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 1: Actually, this is so rare that we have a perfect
Speaker 1: this is perfect.
Speaker 3: Speaking of gast On Grumbledore wrote in he says, hey, Warlock,
Speaker 3: Barred and gun Slinger, if you can replace one villain
Speaker 3: or main character from a from a game or a
Speaker 3: movie and replace them with another character from a completely different.
Speaker 4: Gamer movie, who would it be and how would it
Speaker 4: change the story.
Speaker 1: It'd be Sean with Gaston, actually Sean from Red.
Speaker 3: Guess you can't just say Sean first name and expect
Speaker 3: that that's gonna. Oh, clearly he's talking about Sean from
Speaker 3: Red Dead.
Speaker 2: Mic from Red Dead, but we get no, Mike gets
Speaker 2: so integral. We need his racism, we need his racism. Damn.
Speaker 1: That's an interesting question because there's so many possibilities. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would put Freezer in Breaking Bad. Freezer is Gus,
Speaker 1: and Gus is on NAMIC and he's gotta figure, he's
Speaker 1: gotta figure things. He's on pre pod. He's like in
Speaker 1: this in the pod. So I guess how do what?
Speaker 2: We gotta explore?
Speaker 1: This look like Mexico? Waitway, So Freeze is on NAMIC.
Speaker 4: No, No, Gus, Gus Gus Fring is on NAMIC.
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah yeah Freezer album Albuquerque, ne Vaxine.
Speaker 1: So does Freezer own losspoilers hormonals?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Does he have his abilities? That's Freezer. Uh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say they swap Uh.
Speaker 3: That is where Gus has Freeze his power and Freezer
Speaker 3: is simply very intimidating.
Speaker 2: Now do they now the last thing last? But he's
Speaker 2: still freezing? Like every what is the hell? Is this
Speaker 2: the last thing? Are they aware of? Are they aware
Speaker 2: that that the switch has been made, like they are
Speaker 2: no longer like memories like you.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good question. Do you have memories of
Speaker 1: their prioritize? What do you think would be funny change now?
Speaker 1: I think it's funny if they just accept, like what's
Speaker 1: happening with like no questions. Okay, Well it's like what
Speaker 1: I guess this is it? I guess what if you
Speaker 1: throw a dildo in a way over the change now thing?
Speaker 2: He's like, change now? Does it have to be sentient
Speaker 2: and you just plow it to death?
Speaker 3: Because if it isn't, like it would have to be sentient.
Speaker 3: I think you can only change your bodies and sentientcause otherwise,
Speaker 3: because otherwise he.
Speaker 4: Would be like he would change.
Speaker 1: It's just possession. Well you can never change back, huh.
Speaker 3: Or just the idea of just like even just a
Speaker 3: thin layer of dirt over you, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like who's become spect It's a really terrible power, it
Speaker 3: would be, Yeah, I guess it asked. I mean, what
Speaker 3: if you miss and you hit grass?
Speaker 2: Now you're grass.
Speaker 1: It's like a terrible power. That is very true.
Speaker 2: How you could just easily miss and then it would
Speaker 2: hit Yeah, they didn't. They should have explored that. They
Speaker 2: should have explored it more. Yeah, he should have became
Speaker 2: a thermost. Yeah, the person, that's what he says changed.
Speaker 2: Now the person gets like paralyzed.
Speaker 1: Is that what's supposed to happen. I just think he's
Speaker 1: just tried to do with the vegeta. It is weird
Speaker 1: that I feel like they should be able to dodge that.
Speaker 1: But obviously for convenience.
Speaker 2: They can dodge things like that. They'd be dodging everything
Speaker 2: and it would be a series of no one really.
Speaker 1: Hit never work, no one would hit anybody ever again.
Speaker 2: Dodging the show? Who just dodged? Who threw the frog
Speaker 2: in the path? Who was it? Was it?
Speaker 1: I don't remember it was he was? He was Goku, right, That's.
Speaker 2: What it was, Gou's body, I think, yeah.
Speaker 1: And then it was getting the shit kicked out of
Speaker 1: and then he was going to change again this I need.
Speaker 4: To watch this again, Like, I just don't remember the
Speaker 4: sequence events.
Speaker 1: It's making me realize that I haven't seen it. Dude,
Speaker 1: I don't think I've seen a series since the twenty tens.
Speaker 1: That was the last time I properly watched DBZ. Last
Speaker 1: time I watched DZ proper was literally like two thousand
Speaker 1: and seven.
Speaker 2: Wow, like I watched.
Speaker 3: I mean, I just like the thing is like there's
Speaker 3: been so many games since then where it's just like
Speaker 3: I I've consistently been refreshed by it and obviously like abridged.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I know the fights encyclopedically, I just don't know the
Speaker 2: I don't know the minutes a minute moments. I know
Speaker 2: the big moments. Yeah, I been a good watch. Do that?
Speaker 2: Where the fuck Crunchy Roll?
Speaker 1: What kind of thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And then it's like the verse You're gonna get
Speaker 2: you so many different persons, did you guys see when
Speaker 2: Crunchy Role was like bugging out? I didn't want to.
Speaker 1: This was like twenty eighteen or nineteen where I wanted
Speaker 1: to cancel my subscription and instead of a cancel button,
Speaker 1: it said like to a small button and a large
Speaker 1: button of no keep my subscription. And I was like,
Speaker 1: how do I Cause you go to cancel and then
Speaker 1: it's like it's supposed to be canceled or no keep
Speaker 1: my subscription. It was both, no keep my subscription.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I took a screenshot. I was like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: It went viral, but like it went viral in a
Speaker 1: way that I wasn't. I wasn't trying to accuse crunchy
Speaker 1: role of being sorry this is it was a fundimation.
Speaker 1: Oh this is fundimation.
Speaker 4: I think I do remember hearing about that.
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying.
Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to accuse them of being predatory. I
Speaker 2: think it was just a bug that is funny as
Speaker 2: fun you know. And then so it went viral and
Speaker 2: a bunch of people are shitting all over them. I
Speaker 2: was like, I just thought it was funny.
Speaker 1: I didn't think like you were like like, oh, they're
Speaker 1: trying to steal my money. I just thought like, it
Speaker 1: looks hilarious.
Speaker 2: Then you started to clan rally and you're like, oh, it.
Speaker 1: Got brokeed into Uh, which one was it?
Speaker 2: One of the.
Speaker 1: Voice actor was accused of some funked up ship victor
Speaker 1: whatever the broy guy it was that got roped into it.
Speaker 1: It was weird.
Speaker 3: Did you guys see the song that he wrote about
Speaker 3: like there's so look, I gotta I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about what happened with that.
Speaker 2: The whole thing.
Speaker 1: I really didn't care.
Speaker 4: It was not in my world at all. But that
Speaker 4: guy he wrote a like this song about how.
Speaker 1: Everyone's fake and everybody sucks was voic broy Can the
Speaker 1: Silver Surfer have sex? Probably not even Moore once upon
Speaker 1: a time? Probably, Yeah, it sucks. We could probably make.
Speaker 2: A comic because like a co all.
Speaker 1: Right, you got it?
Speaker 3: Make sure this to me? Yeah, you hurt people? And
Speaker 3: it's this guy, it's the original Barly guy. And he
Speaker 3: just has this like really dramatic video.
Speaker 1: Is it pretending to be blier?
Speaker 2: No? Oh?
Speaker 1: With the chorus hurt people, hurt people, It's like there's
Speaker 1: this British fucking rock bullshit.
Speaker 2: So it's like it's like not Billy idol, but like
Speaker 2: you know, like it's so weird, he's not.
Speaker 1: It sounds like everything.
Speaker 4: It sounds like seven months ago, seven seven months ago.
Speaker 1: Everyone make sure to me.
Speaker 2: He's like seen this.
Speaker 1: It's like it's so and the video is wild. So
Speaker 1: is it a song about himself?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a song about how like everybody he's the
Speaker 2: hurt people people, right people?
Speaker 3: That's I mean kinda, I mean yeah, yes, these are
Speaker 3: the lyrics. And again I don't know if he's innocent
Speaker 3: or I really don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Actually, this is just funny to me. The lyrics are
Speaker 3: killing my light, won't make your light shine any brighter.
Speaker 3: Weighing me down won't make your burdens one bit lighter.
Speaker 3: Cut me apart won't add one inch to your life
Speaker 3: growing Oh wait a minute, your glass house would not
Speaker 3: survive all the rocks you're throwing.
Speaker 1: He's taking no responsibility. This is a complete victim complex.
Speaker 1: He's basically being we're the hurt or the people criticize him,
Speaker 1: or the hurt ones. Right, Yeah, yeah, it's ship. If
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm assumed a lot of times. I'm
Speaker 1: be honest, how many times it's a weird reaction. If
Speaker 1: you are indeed innocent, I would say it's weird because
Speaker 1: it's just like whatever, it's a very it's it's.
Speaker 2: Let's just say, let's weigh the the allegations being true
Speaker 2: versus not being true. It weighs heavily in the favor
Speaker 2: of allegations a lot of times being true, a lot
Speaker 2: a lot of times when the victims come out and
Speaker 2: say some fucked up shit or whatever.
Speaker 1: More times than not. There's like when there's smoke, there's fire,
Speaker 1: and so probably why I didn't look into this point
Speaker 1: because I'm like, it's probably just another guy is doing
Speaker 1: some weird ship. I have no it, I've I personally
Speaker 1: don't care about that guy at all. So that's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the thing where I didn't look into it. I
Speaker 1: didn't think, I'll say this when I was watching Dragon
Speaker 1: ball Z. I never thought, like man Broally, sure is
Speaker 1: irreplaceable exactly, Like that was never like part of it.
Speaker 2: Like so like not that I'm sure he's a great voice.
Speaker 2: Act again, Bruce Banner.
Speaker 3: It's like Vic mgnon Vic McNally, if you if you
Speaker 3: do V I C and then M I G, you'll yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh it's oh he'st Italian vic meg. But I know
Speaker 1: that I know that this was like a hot button issue.
Speaker 1: Don't write in about like I don't. We don't care,
Speaker 1: not super serious about this. We don't even know what
Speaker 1: the function. It's just a very funny song for somebody
Speaker 1: to write because it's just like brother gay people, gay people, Gamie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think Freezer in uh owning Lormanos
Speaker 3: slitting Victor's throat.
Speaker 1: Would be with his tail or something.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it says multiple accounts alleged that he kissed
Speaker 2: Grope and made lude or homophobic comments to fans with
Speaker 2: the other outside. That's is that real, That's what it says, laughing.
Speaker 2: It's just funny because it's like I'm just imagining that
Speaker 2: guy like berating like fans. Yeah, I remember queers. I remember.
Speaker 3: The big contention was that like one of the reasons
Speaker 3: was that he was like inappropriate in the booth or
Speaker 3: like that he would like make jokes or something, which
Speaker 3: is like, really, I mean, come on, like we've all
Speaker 3: heard the Goku.
Speaker 1: We've all heard Goku called what is it Gohanna?
Speaker 3: Yes, like so somebody I remember being like a big
Speaker 3: kind of contingent point where it's like that's so dumb.
Speaker 1: So somebody may have just took offense to that. One
Speaker 1: was just clearly like people like us just fucking around
Speaker 1: in the booth, Yeah, riffing.
Speaker 4: Like people rift seriously, which it's possible.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The voice actress Monica Ryle and Jamie Marchie tweeted out
Speaker 1: the support for speaking out and alleged that he also
Speaker 1: sexually harassed them.
Speaker 2: So he's like buy or something. He's harassing unless Jamie
Speaker 2: Jamie's also a woman actually is probably that's probably more woman. Well,
Speaker 2: I just thought I'm so used to it's Jamie Heineman
Speaker 2: from MythBusters. What do you do? He did? He molested me.
Speaker 1: Big mcnogna molested me in the booth. I was guest
Speaker 1: starring on an episode of Dragonball myth he loses appeal
Speaker 1: to the suit.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: Let's just this should have been twenty twenty two, this
Speaker 1: article by NPR.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he even that was late. Definitely it was that
Speaker 2: that I remember this happening like like twenty seventeen, eighteen,
Speaker 2: like something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, huh, probably a scumbag. Maybe probably listen to Hurt
Speaker 2: People by Vic mcd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, watch it and cover it. It's it's yeah, cover it.
Speaker 2: This is such a weird.
Speaker 3: It's really it's just so funny the video because it's
Speaker 3: like so dramatic's like black and white.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then it cuts to like a smartphone with
Speaker 4: like a crack in it.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: It's very film students, it's very funny.
Speaker 1: I'd rather watch fucking h David Lynch's ship like a
Speaker 1: thousand times over, like his music videos.
Speaker 2: Who David Lynch? The creepy films that are just fucking strange,
Speaker 2: Like I want like, I watch watched What Did Jack Do?
Speaker 1: A million times? Yeah, have you seen What Did Jack Do?
Speaker 1: This movie where like he's he's interrogating a monkey and
Speaker 1: the monkey's like, I didn't kill her.
Speaker 2: I thought the monkey was gonna be like just like.
Speaker 3: It's not like he's got this ridiculous effect, like it's
Speaker 3: something that we could do where it's just like green screen.
Speaker 1: Mouth, I didn't kill her.
Speaker 2: That's I loved her. I love that.
Speaker 3: And it's like it's just it's crazy. It's fifteen minutes
Speaker 3: or something. It's on Netflix. That's not it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Okay, check that out.
Speaker 3: It's it's a watch crazy anyway. Let's see the clown
Speaker 3: wrote in you know him there were Hello, three wise men.
Speaker 3: Just a simple question for you today, What would your
Speaker 3: thoughts be if Elon Musk wasted taxpayer money on building
Speaker 3: a real life sentinel from Marvel with one simple task
Speaker 3: going after the trans.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, this is really bad. It's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: It's pretty bad. This is really bad.
Speaker 1: It's like, what like forty people if it looked like
Speaker 1: a right look first sentage wise, that's such a crazy
Speaker 1: like to build a machine to hunt down like point
Speaker 1: whatever percentage of people is so fucking.
Speaker 2: How do they dictate that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, let's not let's not get there when they
Speaker 1: get Caitlyn Jenner. Yes, that's.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I will depending on how they look, is how I
Speaker 2: will react to them.
Speaker 1: That's what If they look like like if they look
Speaker 1: like the fucking Brian Singer ones or what you know,
Speaker 1: the Future movie. If they look like that where they're
Speaker 1: like maybe twelve feet tall or something, I'm like, funck this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you know they're not at school.
Speaker 4: It's funny you said, so you said, it depends on
Speaker 4: how they look.
Speaker 1: If they look like, say, how I grew up with
Speaker 1: knowing how how ridiculously large they are.
Speaker 2: Now how unreasonably large they are. It seems like a waste,
Speaker 2: massive waste of it. They're literally ripping off the roofs
Speaker 2: of three story buildings. Liberty prime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're literally like that size, and it's like this.
Speaker 1: At least that made more sense, I guess, because they're
Speaker 1: not those The liberty primes aren't for.
Speaker 2: Hunting people, right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like these things would say the liberty crime was just
Speaker 3: like killing the ice cream truck driver, because it's just
Speaker 3: like the sentils are so big, and it's like you're.
Speaker 2: Not even able to maneuver well enough to capture a
Speaker 2: lot of them, like say if they were just smaller,
Speaker 2: and like say those the future robots, those fucking the Nimron,
Speaker 2: Like those things are perfect. They're terrifying. Also, yeah, they're
Speaker 2: extremely powerful, they're they're limber, they're quick. Anyway, I want
Speaker 2: to because you said, yeah, Bishop, he's like gonna.
Speaker 3: Get So you said your approval of the robots depends
Speaker 3: on how they look, because I think it's interesting because
Speaker 3: that's probably the robot certification for you know how they would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but here's the thing, so I knowing ayone they're
Speaker 1: gonna look terrible and they're gonna be unfinished. So this
Speaker 1: is why, this is why, like I would.
Speaker 2: An autopilot and crash into a lake. They're just gonna
Speaker 2: kill random people. Yeah, they're not gonna work like his
Speaker 2: his machines that he's building. Cyber truck.
Speaker 1: It don't pick up a baby, and it'll be like
Speaker 1: this is not an adult human.
Speaker 2: Cannot determine human male or Female's gonna throw it high
Speaker 2: up penis. Penis too small to in decay. Is that
Speaker 2: a penis or clip? And then it's that quick yeah,
Speaker 2: and then there's just a guy with long hair, clearly
Speaker 2: a shmell shmell.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. And then uh just what I just
Speaker 1: felt like it was a earthquake. My right arm is
Speaker 1: felt really weird. Right arm finally giving up, finally after
Speaker 1: all this jerking.
Speaker 2: Hurt yerking, we do we do like one more? We're
Speaker 2: got one more?
Speaker 1: Uh talk talking about she says a little bit. I
Speaker 1: want to pay I want to add on a good one.
Speaker 1: There's a couple here, but like I want to make
Speaker 1: it a good silver surfer. Can't like conjure up like
Speaker 1: a regular penis. You probably can, Okay, So but you
Speaker 1: think he doesn't have the desire to fun anymore because
Speaker 1: he has no balls? Yeah, probably doesn't. That suck. What
Speaker 1: if he was like a really sexually active human and
Speaker 1: then fucking glactus is like, uh no, you're he wasn't human?
Speaker 2: He was then lone. Yeah, but they they obviously had
Speaker 2: genitals because they then how did they fucking reproduce?
Speaker 1: Like there's like really no difference between them, a different parts.
Speaker 2: That's it. They're just bald, all of them that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he was like, all right, I'll do
Speaker 1: this to save my planet. And then fucking Glactus theesn't
Speaker 1: he still fuck his planet anyway or something he wants.
Speaker 2: Service tries to escape. He throws it somewhere where he's like, don't,
Speaker 2: but he don't. Alright, I think Surfer moves it, one
Speaker 2: of them. I think Surfer moves it.
Speaker 1: So I just can't find it anymore. It's like, I'll
Speaker 1: still be your fucking.
Speaker 2: Hero, still be a herald.
Speaker 1: And then he just zapped his penis away so you
Speaker 1: can stay focused on finding them good planets. That's fucked up, man.
Speaker 1: He's a He's a tragic character. He's always been the
Speaker 1: coolest character because he's like, you guys are really dumb.
Speaker 1: Humans are very stupid. You guys have like everything you
Speaker 1: need and y'all still dumb. Yeah, I'm I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: like to eat this place and he flies away. Spiderman
Speaker 1: is like, please don't, and he's like, all right, kid, whatever,
Speaker 1: I'll help.
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Speaker 3: Mess, it's act possible to get ahold of It's always like,
Speaker 3: I mean, it makes sense. I don't know what the
Speaker 3: TV world is like, but I imagine it's fucking especially
Speaker 3: an animation.
Speaker 2: It's just like a lot just put out a filler.
Speaker 2: I mean, even if he doesn't get back, it doesn't
Speaker 2: get back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I could do that. But uh yeah,
Speaker 3: so they were ady, he says, be Rabbit, Papa Doc
Speaker 3: and black cheddar Bob. Not really a question, but I'm
Speaker 3: so tired of guys being pigs all the time. I
Speaker 3: understand men being horny, but it gets on my nerves
Speaker 3: when coworkers are friends openly talking about cheating on their
Speaker 3: significant others with slightly attractive women. That's why we're just
Speaker 3: straight up saying some wild shit about their bodies. I'm
Speaker 3: a guy, and I've never understood this type of behavior.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to see what y'all think of this.
Speaker 2: That's been much.
Speaker 4: I actually very much agree. Like I don't know, man, like,
Speaker 4: I've never the whole like, uh.
Speaker 3: Like the whole, like the whole premise of that women
Speaker 3: have of like when guys get together they just talk
Speaker 3: about like pussy or whatever.
Speaker 4: It's like, that's never I've never experienced that in my life.
Speaker 2: You're also not that kind of guy are on those
Speaker 2: kind of games. I've experienced that definitely in my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been around many, but you guys did sports
Speaker 1: many insecure men that pretend like they're getting a bunch
Speaker 1: of pussy and they're not, obviously.
Speaker 2: Or even the ones that do, and it just ayre
Speaker 2: so verge like vulgar and disgusting about it.
Speaker 1: And it's like from from my experience, the ones that
Speaker 1: say they're they're not getting that much, dude, they're just
Speaker 1: like from the people that it was the people that
Speaker 1: even like say the dudes that would talk about their
Speaker 1: dicks all the time they had small digs and like
Speaker 1: literally like the friends that I had that had like
Speaker 1: large hogs would never talk about their pieces often. It
Speaker 1: was just like it was very Yeah, and this happens
Speaker 1: a lot to where I realized that these people, the
Speaker 1: ones that the locker room talking ship, it's all projection.
Speaker 1: They're all they're they're they're not getting pussy the way
Speaker 1: they are. They're just not the ones that are. You
Speaker 1: kind of have the private information out of home a
Speaker 1: lot of times.
Speaker 2: I mean I knew, I knew no were getting pussy
Speaker 2: I would talk about all the time, and it'd be
Speaker 2: fucking like just just kind of like in the worst
Speaker 2: wayte possible, where it's like what is talk about your
Speaker 2: mom like that? Like is this like this is completely
Speaker 2: die meeting women? I mean they and I thought it
Speaker 2: was funny to a degree. I did laugh because I
Speaker 2: was like, this is crazy hearing this, but like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they were. It was definitely like morbid at times, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, I don't like dou retraded nudes. We
Speaker 2: were like trade nudes amongst each other and this is
Speaker 2: really fucked up. But it's really fucked up. I mean
Speaker 2: I definitely had girls really just defeat the purpose of them.
Speaker 2: I definitely had girls nuds I should have had if
Speaker 2: I never gave my girlfriends ones out.
Speaker 1: That was like my one line if they weren't significant others, Like,
Speaker 1: like I understand how young men would be doing vulgar
Speaker 1: ship like that if you if people are sharing news
Speaker 1: of their significant others, like of the actual girlfriends and
Speaker 1: ship and like holy shit, because that's something that that's
Speaker 1: so uncalled for it's like why it really is, why
Speaker 1: would you want people to see I guess those are
Speaker 1: the people that grow up to be cucks in a
Speaker 1: way that they're like they have like trophy wives and
Speaker 1: they want to show off there and then like maybe
Speaker 1: even have somebody fuck them or something, because I don't
Speaker 1: want to share my lady with you all that kind
Speaker 1: of nuts unless she was already like in that.
Speaker 2: Industry and she's my possession. I mean, yeah, it's my girlfriend,
Speaker 2: my partner, she's my property for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never I've never liked that vibe. It just
Speaker 1: always struck me. It's like try hard, very like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: nerds aren't like that. Look, they don't fucking well, well,
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 2: Not the ones that I've known, but like I've I
Speaker 2: know some. There are no.
Speaker 1: Deviant nerds, but they're usually the ones that try to
Speaker 1: operate quietly and then get caught doing some fucked up shit.
Speaker 1: They're not usually ones like hah, man, I fucked this
Speaker 1: girl last night, and because they're like.
Speaker 2: Like that's a sense.
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever said, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like I find this girl life. Yeah, I'm trying to
Speaker 2: think of me.
Speaker 3: One time in my life where I was like, I
Speaker 3: can't believe I bagged this, and I'll be like, look
Speaker 3: at this person, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was like only once in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I ever felt that way.
Speaker 2: I don't only talk about like I don't even and
Speaker 2: to be fairy, because it was just like with all
Speaker 2: my friends too. We didn't really the subject had to
Speaker 2: have come up for some reason, but we never were like, oh,
Speaker 2: let's compare the notches on our belts and ship like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I definitely came up when I was in high school.
Speaker 2: In high school, that's when I was fucking a lot,
Speaker 2: and then like as I got older, I was in
Speaker 2: like I think out of high school, I've been in
Speaker 2: like maybe two or three relationships. Yeah, all the relatively
Speaker 2: long term like for four Lily, there's like another girl's
Speaker 2: two years on and off a lot. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: like before that, it was a girl I was dating,
Speaker 2: like several times we had like splits and breaks and
Speaker 2: then I would obviously go fuck other girls and she'd
Speaker 2: find out. She'd be really mad, and I'm like, we're
Speaker 2: not together anymore. Yeah. I never asked her because I
Speaker 2: just didn't want to find out. Yeah, but I always
Speaker 2: was made to feel bad and I'm like, but you well,
Speaker 2: that's what my dick would do. It'd be like, but
Speaker 2: you you were, you were were not together. You broke
Speaker 2: up with me, And she's like yeah, but like I
Speaker 2: assume you care enough to like try to get me back.
Speaker 2: And it's like, I did you just like you were
Speaker 2: a bitch. So I absolutely fuck your dad.
Speaker 1: Absolutely fucked your dad. Fucking someone's dad you dated. It's crazy, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean it's definitely crazy. If you're not gay, oh you
Speaker 2: got there's gotta be either it's horrible. If you're not gay,
Speaker 2: then it's like evil.
Speaker 1: You gotta be crazy. If I there was this girl
Speaker 1: that this girl she pulled she pulled a jar head.
Speaker 1: I didn't know she had a boyfriend because she she
Speaker 1: she's a terrible person, so she pulled the jar head
Speaker 1: on because the guy was in the army. I feel
Speaker 1: like throughout the summer I was smashing this girl throughout
Speaker 1: the summer. She was one of those girls that showed
Speaker 1: up later in our school, Like she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: new girl, big boobies, And I was like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: At some point I was.
Speaker 1: Like at some point of and so the funny thing
Speaker 1: is I didn't smash her in high school. It was
Speaker 1: outside high school, but so that we reconnected and then anyway,
Speaker 1: long story short, I once dropped her off and I
Speaker 1: meet her dad. I must have told because I must
Speaker 1: have told this before, at least because he was he
Speaker 1: was what he said something along the lines of you're
Speaker 1: one of the good ones, like he was racist, and
Speaker 1: I was like, god damn it. Of course you have
Speaker 1: a racist as his daddy, fucking white trash bitch, and uh,
Speaker 1: that would have been great if I fucked.
Speaker 2: Him, you know, like.
Speaker 1: If I think I show you how good I am.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, yeah, I've definitely been the guy that
Speaker 2: the girl who had like a boyfriend who I knew.
Speaker 2: I knew him in high school. Then he was then
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it. We fucked when I was like
Speaker 2: eighteen and I found out he didn't like spy. Oh
Speaker 2: he felt bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, I felt really really bad.
Speaker 2: I did it again though, but like I felt really
Speaker 2: really bad. I fucking horny and dumb and you're just
Speaker 2: making bad decisions and like, I just I don't want
Speaker 2: that karma on me. Man, it's bad karma. I wasn't
Speaker 2: proud of it.
Speaker 1: I don't want that on me. I wouldn't do that,
Speaker 1: even like say he was a cunt though the homies. Uh,
Speaker 1: there was a time when I went on tour there
Speaker 1: was this girl that was like thirsting, and uh the
Speaker 1: singer was talking to her first, but like so he
Speaker 1: I saw him kind of like see the other corn
Speaker 1: Like clearly, I'm not fucking flirting with this girl, but
Speaker 1: she's like clearly like oh I want to fuck, like
Speaker 1: I want something to happen. But I see dude like
Speaker 1: stewing in the corner. Like I was like, this is
Speaker 1: gonna be a problem for the rest of the tour,
Speaker 1: you know. So I was kind of like, hey, bitch,
Speaker 1: get away from me. Like it was kind of like
Speaker 1: one of those things where like a pussy dude, you
Speaker 1: want to watch you know.
Speaker 2: What she did? Like we so I took down her
Speaker 2: number when we were because she let a stay at
Speaker 2: her house to like cause you know, we were like
Speaker 2: in the because we had a van. I get it, culture,
Speaker 2: I understand the circumstances of why you did that. I
Speaker 2: could never bring myself to stay at a woman's house
Speaker 2: that wants to me and I don't want to I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm in danger.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, everything was fine, but like it was.
Speaker 2: It was one thing I took down her number because
Speaker 2: I had my cell phone.
Speaker 1: It's fun and.
Speaker 2: But yeah, everything was cool.
Speaker 1: But then she she texted me when we were leaving,
Speaker 1: and then she she just if it wasn't any clear
Speaker 1: what it was last night. She's like, man, I really
Speaker 1: wanted to get with you last night.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know that. I didn't know that, but like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, whole boy.
Speaker 1: Some ash and stuff. And it's one of those things
Speaker 1: where I could have been a selfish prick right and
Speaker 1: been like clearly like jackpot, but why not, Well because.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding, but like I took very I took broke
Speaker 2: before hosts very seriously. I actually, even when I was
Speaker 2: in high school, I had a thing where a couple
Speaker 2: of my closest friends were like, let's not like it
Speaker 2: date girls in the high school.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna create problems. So maybe like outside of
Speaker 1: high school, maybe a different high school or something like
Speaker 1: keep crazy.
Speaker 2: It's not really like if you looked at the disasters
Speaker 2: that happened many times other than the high school Sweetheart
Speaker 2: school disaster.
Speaker 1: It's like such a menial disaster.
Speaker 2: But in real time, I'm thinking of real time. I'm
Speaker 2: not thinking of I can't be thinking of hindsight in
Speaker 2: real time. In high school, even.
Speaker 3: In high school, like I had like a very keen
Speaker 3: awareness to I guess about that stumhere, I was like,
Speaker 3: none of this matters, Like I knew high school was
Speaker 3: like completely like for me to not a waste of
Speaker 3: time necessarily.
Speaker 2: But like for me to think that high school was
Speaker 2: all it was at high school is time. So my
Speaker 2: brain was like this is all, this is it, this
Speaker 2: is life.
Speaker 1: At the moment, I felt like these were like my
Speaker 1: most important years or like where I was like, uh I,
Speaker 1: because I know I'm going to be a wage slave
Speaker 1: pretty soon. So this was like the time to where
Speaker 1: let's have fun, don't get bogged down by some bullshit
Speaker 1: that we've seen many of.
Speaker 2: We've seen the.
Speaker 1: Musical chairs of other people swapping and losing friendships together
Speaker 1: like oh were my they're two best friends. Now there's
Speaker 1: one dumb slut fucking ruined their they're not friends. I've
Speaker 1: never had any of those moments. I never had. I
Speaker 1: managed to keep that.
Speaker 2: It fights, man, multiple fights, I've seen in bullshit. That's
Speaker 2: it was kind of like, let's keep that. Let's just
Speaker 2: be smart.
Speaker 1: There are plenty of women everywhere, so you don't have
Speaker 1: to be like I beat this bitch right here in
Speaker 1: my second and third and fourth period. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: like just see him after school, and that's the way
Speaker 1: I operate.
Speaker 2: It just made things. It made it much more healthier.
Speaker 2: I mean, it is it is a my situation. Like yeah,
Speaker 2: but like I just in high school. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fuck girls in my school because.
Speaker 1: What's present.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about like I've smashed some high schools.
Speaker 2: But what I mean is, like, say the relationship.
Speaker 1: Thing, I know you didn't be that.
Speaker 2: That sounds crazy. I know you're such an ass. I
Speaker 2: was like, both heard it our high school self. You've
Speaker 2: done that to me directly like that of like, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to probably would have done the same thing.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you would say it. In fact, I
Speaker 1: was trying to go, you do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's a thirty something, Yeah, yeah, it's it's a
Speaker 3: lot of those A lot of those piggish conversations are
Speaker 3: really annoying.
Speaker 2: I wass hated being around them.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I think it's like I think it's they happen sometimes,
Speaker 3: I guess if you're like, uh, I think I've in
Speaker 3: my entire life, like three conversations that were just like
Speaker 3: egregiously like that, but they were never around fucking other
Speaker 3: like women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, women, or you know, like just the proper dude
Speaker 2: that you know that he's not about that ship, so
Speaker 2: I'm not going to talk to about them.
Speaker 3: And even in that context, it was even more like
Speaker 3: I think in every single one of those situations, it
Speaker 3: was like pretty pretty heavily tinged in like comedy, you know,
Speaker 3: like it was a very jokers conversation. We're just laughing
Speaker 3: at each other about like stupid ship that we sucked
Speaker 3: up about. We're just like, wow, you really really screw you.
Speaker 2: I think that's great.
Speaker 1: Like there's those stories like we all have probably wild
Speaker 1: stories like that that are probably fun, but it's not.
Speaker 1: You don't need to share the details of the penetration, right, Like,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I've never given people like a play back,
Speaker 1: like give me details, give me detail. That is crazy.
Speaker 2: I shut them down. My dick is this big. And
Speaker 2: then it got a little bit as hard. Was as
Speaker 2: hard as it normally was details.
Speaker 1: It's such a crazy here here, so you so you
Speaker 1: can actually so you don't have the you don't have
Speaker 1: the wonder, how let me show you up over.
Speaker 2: This opens up.
Speaker 1: The blazer pulls out a flesh light. I knew you
Speaker 1: were going to ask for details, so let me show
Speaker 1: you the couch.
Speaker 2: And he was like, that couch is creaking and bending.
Speaker 2: It's a metal couch that is way warm. It's like
Speaker 2: a car crash. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever had any of my friends
Speaker 1: describe in detail of like how they were fucking a
Speaker 1: chicken specifically or whatever. I've never heard that conversation. I've
Speaker 1: never asked, I've never given that.
Speaker 2: I've heard it, but not from people I'm like, I
Speaker 2: like you, people that like I've been around.
Speaker 4: It's people that you distinctly be like, oh, well, I'm
Speaker 4: not having this person over.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 1: You can't come to my house, but you could, like
Speaker 1: if you got weed in.
Speaker 3: The library in the beginning of the school period, I
Speaker 3: guess I have to stumm like this for the next
Speaker 3: seven minutes before class starts.
Speaker 1: Oh, I did have so I did have one. My
Speaker 1: ex roommate in O seven I was friends with the
Speaker 1: girl they started dating. I was friends with her before
Speaker 1: they got together, and once they broke up. She was
Speaker 1: just telling me this shit about the things that normally
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to know. But it was also really funny,
Speaker 1: like he's like he's a freak, and I was just
Speaker 1: like that's I normally wouldn't have wanted to know this,
Speaker 1: but it was so such a wild card that like
Speaker 1: it was things. Ah, it's just things that I wouldn't do,
Speaker 1: you know, like uh yeah, you know, like he turned
Speaker 1: like I just say, without being super vulgar, you know,
Speaker 1: once he once he finishes, he turns into a he
Speaker 1: turns into like a mop.
Speaker 2: Like literally, yeah, that is the most insane thing ever
Speaker 2: quite like like for real, like a swiffer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he mop.
Speaker 2: He'd mop, he'd mop up the place because he was
Speaker 2: literally a mop. So he'd mop up all the all
Speaker 2: the finish. And you remember the times that he's like
Speaker 2: drank from your cup. You remember the time he's like
Speaker 2: fucking giving you like kisses on the forehead, Like I'm
Speaker 2: be honest.
Speaker 1: One of the reasons why I've I'm not a home before,
Speaker 1: I swear, But like I never I never felt like
Speaker 1: super comfortable always like unless it was alcohol that like
Speaker 1: you know, it's killing all the whatever is in your mouth,
Speaker 1: you feel the human being.
Speaker 2: Were I just more of a germophone than I cannot.
Speaker 2: I don't like drinking people stuff. If it was alcohol,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm fine, but a regular drink. I've seen
Speaker 2: motherfuckers like their lips are like dipping in the ship,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't know, who's the last time
Speaker 2: you brush your teeth.
Speaker 1: I'm just I can't do that.
Speaker 2: I also can't eat food, Like I don't like eating
Speaker 2: after people really bad, like it really bothers.
Speaker 1: Food is not as bad as it really bothers.
Speaker 2: It depends on what it is, like it's kind of
Speaker 2: worse to me if I can see, if I can see,
Speaker 2: like say, if it's like a like a something that's
Speaker 2: really messy and that you can see it like you're
Speaker 2: just getting all into it, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't want that.
Speaker 2: When she was because she was like obviously like every
Speaker 2: person like her at age, they don't know how to
Speaker 2: eat food. I like, not not like not having the teeth.
Speaker 2: There's herd like just a chew your grammar. This food,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you couldn't do it. You would birdy
Speaker 2: her and stuff. I couldn't do that for my grammar,
Speaker 2: even though even though she means the world to me
Speaker 2: and I should like her, raising me should validate me.
Speaker 1: At least doing something like that forever she needs it.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do that. I'm like, hey, hey, miss go home,
Speaker 1: go home for no reason. Yeah, hey, Lily breaks her back,
Speaker 1: do you wipe her ass for her? Yeah? Yeah, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I won't do that for a baby. I couldn't.
Speaker 1: That's legendary. My baby shots himself and be like, ill, gross,
Speaker 1: clean yourself off.
Speaker 2: Figure it out. Yeah, just like I didn't have a baby.
Speaker 2: Slanting on the room of its not bad. Crazy like skating,
Speaker 2: it's so much extra force.
Speaker 1: You're making me feel better about having a kid.
Speaker 2: That's not bad.
Speaker 1: I was out and changed on divers but on the
Speaker 1: tub by the foot, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's a sonic move.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Sex is sexy, is cool?
Speaker 1: What's important?
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: But it's also like it also fills me with rage
Speaker 3: because it's it's like such a source of so many
Speaker 3: fucking bad horror stories in my life.
Speaker 1: For me, it's for no reason.
Speaker 2: I just wish women weren't trash. It's all women's fault
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's always not always women's fault for me.
Speaker 3: It's it's like there's like a pretty fifty to fifty
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 2: I am. I'm a fantastic guy guy, right, I'm a
Speaker 2: really great guy.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: I've been really in the wrong half the time. I've
Speaker 3: been really like completely like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Why do you do this to me? I'm a great
Speaker 1: guy now, But it's just like I think the issue is.
Speaker 3: I think the issue with sex for me is just
Speaker 3: like I don't I don't like talking about it really,
Speaker 3: but also like I'm aware that it's like I had
Speaker 3: and I understand this is gonna sound really fucking annoying,
Speaker 3: but I happen to be pretty good at it.
Speaker 1: Right Everybody, No, but I.
Speaker 2: Everybody thinks they're gonna say true, right, true. I'll leave
Speaker 2: it at that, Like, I like, I've argued this. I don't.
Speaker 2: I argued this standstill and I've proven it right. Once
Speaker 2: one of my friends who was less to be in
Speaker 2: was like, oh, girls are better eating pussy, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm sure I better than you ever met.
Speaker 1: And she's like, that's not true, and she told me
Speaker 1: yes afterwards, and I was like, I told you, this
Speaker 1: is the data that I base things on. It's like
Speaker 1: I told you where it's just like you can't. There's
Speaker 1: certain things where it's like people fake ship all the time.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, and you can tell that's obvious.
Speaker 1: But certain things you can't fix. Certain things. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: you can't.
Speaker 2: Can't flake secretion, you can't fix secretions.
Speaker 1: I can't fake not standing up you know.
Speaker 2: You're falling down.
Speaker 1: It's very it's very subjective.
Speaker 2: I would never say I would never say I'm good
Speaker 2: only because I just know that I'm good for certain people.
Speaker 2: And then there's certain like say I'm not a freaky fucker,
Speaker 2: so I bet to some people I'm not good. There's
Speaker 2: some people that require ship that I'm like, I can't
Speaker 2: bring that up.
Speaker 1: One of my exces love to be choked like hard,
Speaker 1: and I'm not into that. So it wasn't like that
Speaker 1: compatible because I'm not trying to exphyxiate you. For me,
Speaker 1: I'm I was overly disciplined growing up I think at times.
Speaker 2: So for me, that is particularly something that makes me
Speaker 2: sign out of a relationship, like I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is not I don't I think a
Speaker 1: light a light like pressure but not choking. I don't
Speaker 1: want to actually have you like like but like if
Speaker 1: you're just almost like using the neck for leverage or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think for me, the thing is like I like,
Speaker 2: I like knowing that I'm good at it.
Speaker 3: So I think I conform to whatever is in front
Speaker 3: of me, you know what I mean, Like that's the
Speaker 3: game to me where it's just like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 1: So it's like to me, the easiest thing you can do,
Speaker 1: which a lot of people just I don't know for
Speaker 1: some reason, I want to They don't want to communicate.
Speaker 2: Like that's big thing.
Speaker 3: Asked questions, which is crazy to me, Like I've had
Speaker 3: conversations both of them, like no one ever ask me
Speaker 3: this why.
Speaker 1: Because they're doing like to figure it out on the
Speaker 1: fly and then they do horribly. Yeah, I'm like I
Speaker 1: like a lot of that's a quick play. How do
Speaker 1: a quick plays? Like only camp kind of guys, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm sucking asked while the before we even met in person,
Speaker 1: like just like on the the app days when sorry
Speaker 1: What are you into?
Speaker 2: You know that's a normal.
Speaker 1: Questioning a date with a girl. What are you into?
Speaker 2: I'm into this? What are you into?
Speaker 1: Boys?
Speaker 2: The dudes only?
Speaker 1: I'm only here because my grandma's maxing questions. My grandma
Speaker 1: next question is trying to throw off my sin. I
Speaker 1: really don't care anything about you. I think you shouldn't
Speaker 1: be able to vote. But uh, you know we're here,
Speaker 1: all right, Nick, we're here.
Speaker 2: Nick? Can a nigga live? Can a nigga live? If
Speaker 2: that wasn't a real if I wasn't a real ass nigga.
Speaker 2: I can't keep saying that. The intonation he's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Is funny.
Speaker 2: It's fun it's good. He should die. He shouldn't be
Speaker 2: saying yeah, even vocally. He can't even mask it the
Speaker 2: right way. But it sounds funny, you know what it is?
Speaker 2: What is this? This?
Speaker 4: He's not He's not like Nick Smith? Right, he was
Speaker 4: Nick Smith, he wouldn't be funny.
Speaker 2: He's only funny because he's somewhere down the line hispanic.
Speaker 3: That's the fun like it's obviously like that's the funny
Speaker 3: part of him. Clearly, Yeah, there's funny white people, sure,
Speaker 3: but not young ones. All the funniest white people are
Speaker 3: old or dead, old Martin or like Carlyn, you.
Speaker 1: Know other new white people were boring dude, all streamers
Speaker 1: and they just debate and they put me to sleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I hate the way even people that I
Speaker 3: agree with, Like there's that I don't know Dean Dean
Speaker 3: where this guy is so boring and he's like Lex Friedman,
Speaker 3: just like what.
Speaker 2: Care about what you're saying? Their debates annoying me a lot,
Speaker 2: because like when you debate, I don't think you should
Speaker 2: be trying to poone somebody, but it's not for pony
Speaker 2: I don't like.
Speaker 1: But that's how you get interaction, is I understand. But
Speaker 1: the way that he does it, like I could tell
Speaker 1: that he doesn't do it right, Like it's something like
Speaker 1: he's too like soft spoken, but he's in this arena
Speaker 1: that he doesn't belong in. Yeah, where he's like, so
Speaker 1: what you're saying to me is like so wait, I
Speaker 1: love what you just said to me, ha, and like
Speaker 1: no belong there. I saw one recently that it upsets
Speaker 1: me because I him. I need him to. I need
Speaker 1: him to to actually finish the like here somebody lied
Speaker 1: and said they were a Trump supporter, but they came
Speaker 1: on to specifically just talk about Hassan and their argument
Speaker 1: was that, well, it came up that Hassan is like
Speaker 1: the worst and the worst political streamer and he's dangerous.
Speaker 1: And then the dean said, is you think he's worse
Speaker 1: than fucking Nick Fuintes And he was like yes, and
Speaker 1: like he was like, wait, so you think somebody who's
Speaker 1: convinced hundreds of thousands of people that you know that
Speaker 1: to hate marginalized group, this is worse than Hassan's did.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, yes, well he's doing the
Speaker 1: same thing. And then he hung up on him because
Speaker 1: he was like, this guy's so fucking unseerious and delusional,
Speaker 1: which is true. However, I need him to stick around
Speaker 1: and properly dismantle this guy because all that's gonna do
Speaker 1: because that guy went running back to H three subreddit
Speaker 1: or wherever the fuck he was. Yeah, and then it
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, what a coward, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: This so it did nothing. And when you when you
Speaker 1: when you easily dismiss them because you're I know you're
Speaker 1: this is exactly the reason that you need to be
Speaker 1: in the one on one. Nobody leaves until somebody conceits,
Speaker 1: And I can't do this thing where you eventually hang
Speaker 1: up on the person because I'm like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, we're gonna figure this out. But that's why
Speaker 1: I don't debate, because I.
Speaker 4: Know that there's locked on the same guy for like
Speaker 4: forty years.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that will you for the
Speaker 1: sake of of of a refusal. They just refuse to concede.
Speaker 2: My biggest problem with stuff like that is that I
Speaker 2: just I can't. I really feel like the proving I'm
Speaker 2: right aspect of debate has never worked.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: To me, it's not even about like it's never been like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you facts enough. I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: you facts enough to just disprove you doesn't work. Well,
Speaker 2: they just don't see it's the problem that I was
Speaker 2: just saying that they don't. They move on. They move
Speaker 2: on and it's like we've got another topic, and it's like, wait,
Speaker 2: we didn't finish what just happened. So then they go
Speaker 2: back to their corners. And then when it comes in,
Speaker 2: it's because the hyperbolic as straw men things come in.
Speaker 2: People say things that are so insane. One guy was like,
Speaker 2: I saw this on a fucking debate thing and I
Speaker 2: couldn't breathe when I saw her, because I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm floided out.
Speaker 5: But but.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, be explained because it is so insane.
Speaker 1: You guys have to listen to this.
Speaker 2: Some guy was like, women's rights don't exist because women's
Speaker 2: rights only exist because there are people to enforce them,
Speaker 2: which are men. And I was like, anyone that would
Speaker 2: argue something like that is already in a place where
Speaker 2: you cannot have a conversation about them. Every person's rights
Speaker 2: exist because they're enforced by a power that is greater
Speaker 2: than them will allow them to be.
Speaker 1: That is how that works with everyone's right. Well, it's
Speaker 1: the same people. It's the same people that when they
Speaker 1: say but it's it's it's actually an insane point.
Speaker 2: It's the same. It's the same thing when people say, oh,
Speaker 2: that's a made up word. Oh yeah, every bird, every
Speaker 2: single word is made up. So it's the same point.
Speaker 2: It's like when they say something like that, I'm like,
Speaker 2: you're that's a bad faith argument. I don't know why
Speaker 2: and have and to have that based on someone's sex
Speaker 2: or gender is insane. So someone like that should be like, oh,
Speaker 2: get the gun and they're bringing a pistol and they
Speaker 2: shoot them in the head twice the second time.
Speaker 1: They make sure. There's some bad faith people that you
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't but.
Speaker 2: You can't argue because what happens when you have bad
Speaker 2: faith arguments like that, they're so hyperbolic that they're meant
Speaker 2: to make you like back off, okay, but you can't. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: you have to disprove them. You have to like dismantle
Speaker 2: their argument and then prevent them from happy.
Speaker 1: My biggest problem is like all these new debate bros
Speaker 1: on the left, they all look like these little bitch
Speaker 1: boy fucking baby almost I almost would think they're conservatives
Speaker 1: at first glance. I saw a few of them prop
Speaker 1: up and they're clean shape, even fucking while I'm like,
Speaker 1: they look like I was like, what the hell is
Speaker 1: going on there? There's I've seen because Dean Guy got
Speaker 1: and I've seen other people debate debate and they're like, damn,
Speaker 1: you're pretty damn near mind hit him up.
Speaker 2: I was just a little bit.
Speaker 1: They just don't They don't look like literally, I put
Speaker 1: it this way, they don't look like cave man destiny.
Speaker 1: They don't look like filthy Vosh. They don't look like
Speaker 1: giant Hassan you knows.
Speaker 2: Changed. But also that's how it's supposed to happen. Unfortunately
Speaker 2: they do that. They do that to bait in these fucking,
Speaker 2: fucking rough and tough right guys that think they're fucking people.
Speaker 1: One of them is one of them wears a suit
Speaker 1: and he's he's like, he's a he's a progressive. I
Speaker 1: don't know his name, but I saw him trending in
Speaker 1: my thing and I'm like, I'm not. There's another like,
Speaker 1: there's suit and I was like, I see what you're doing.
Speaker 1: You look like, uh, you would be hosted on winch
Speaker 1: is the show like it looks like it's like the one.
Speaker 2: It's a guy named Javon something. He's he's assuming. I
Speaker 2: think he may be queer. I could be wrong. He's
Speaker 2: a black guy that was like cat ears he's overweighted.
Speaker 2: He might be wrong.
Speaker 1: He might no, no, no, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know he might be doing it might be
Speaker 2: I don't know who it is. I know it might
Speaker 2: be just to bake people. I think it might just
Speaker 2: be the simply two bait people instead of conversation. But
Speaker 2: like it's that's what's happened now. What happens most unfortunately,
Speaker 2: is that you're not gonna find. You're not gonna find.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna give niggas that are intelligent the platform
Speaker 2: to go up there and be like, Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: dismantle these fucking horrible systems.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Obviously, They're gonna be like small pixiesque white boys because
Speaker 2: they're not gonna give people that look like fucking.
Speaker 1: Where Melio Gonzalez the ability to go on.
Speaker 2: There are the whites hiring the negroes like us.
Speaker 1: Don't hire me? They say they know I want to
Speaker 1: I want to be on a majority report and the
Speaker 1: human is on this ship and hey, niggas, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Ruining? What's up? And then Sam Seater goes and I'm like,
Speaker 2: you just can't find any good black man, just like
Speaker 2: I want to hire play see conservative.
Speaker 3: He's got like almost like a current thing going on,
Speaker 3: but it's not quite it's like weird observative.
Speaker 1: Why are they so game conservative?
Speaker 2: All the blacks? Sam's like, I want to have black
Speaker 2: people in here, but everyone I choose, comes in and
Speaker 2: immediately robs me, and.
Speaker 1: It's like, I just I'm trying not to change when
Speaker 1: Sam laughing. They have one show where it's Emma Matt
Speaker 1: Bender and then this black dude I can't remember his name.
Speaker 1: What I remember that Bendo being kind of an idiot
Speaker 1: a long time ago. He just makes money. It looks like, wow,
Speaker 1: he looks so disheveled in the show.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's hard to like listen to it, don't want don't
Speaker 1: look at them. And then there's the black dude. He's
Speaker 1: got a face for radio.
Speaker 2: Yes, he does have bro The Black Dude though, he
Speaker 2: like he looks so angry, but he's not. He's just
Speaker 2: that's just his He has like resting bitch face where he.
Speaker 4: Just I love my kids, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 4: this is my kids are great.
Speaker 1: He's intelligent, but like that's why he looks like I
Speaker 1: also don't. I'm like, you're not gonna win any friends.
Speaker 1: He's just he just always looks mad and he's like yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he'll give like he barely talks. When he
Speaker 1: talks will be long winded, and you're like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: pretty intelligent, but like I'm like, bro, you're not you misfits,
Speaker 1: not you permanent the guy with a permanently angry face.
Speaker 4: He doesn't know what a bath is.
Speaker 2: And then Emma and Emma was like, I was like, okay, Emma,
Speaker 2: let me just you block the other two and you
Speaker 2: just look at Emma.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a I don't problem. She's cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she looks like triangles, but like from she has a
Speaker 1: lot of angles. She just looks very like angular just
Speaker 1: pulling it off. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: Every time I look at her, I just think she's
Speaker 3: like she's almost done rendering. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Yeah, yeah, they need a bus back at platform.
Speaker 1: Because of the ship. We say we'll never eat this.
Speaker 2: I didn't say that, I know.
Speaker 3: But an island was like where all the bridges attached
Speaker 3: to it are completely burnt, like destroyed.
Speaker 2: Sam and Emma, I love you.
Speaker 1: Come on the show, Come on this on the show. Yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: I'd love to Sam Theater. Actually that'd be interesting. I
Speaker 1: mean you would not Sam Theeter wouldn't have been like,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be like, it wouldn't be a debater. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh yeah, so there would be no reason
Speaker 1: to have you though, look Sam, you do great.
Speaker 2: No, oh, well look next time you guys from New York.
Speaker 1: Oh, I really accepted that.
Speaker 2: Gave me information.
Speaker 1: I was like, it me as less that I see now.
Speaker 1: They were just equivalently dumb. We're just both fresh perfect.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's read the names now, patrons over, Okay, let's
Speaker 4: not my guys new laughter engaged, Yeah, the new, the new.
Speaker 1: He bought the new fucking laugh micro tanijaction pat Yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Bitch, that was so mean.
Speaker 1: It was the last end of it.
Speaker 2: But I'm giving you be so off your money. That's
Speaker 2: like someone like the doors closing and Derek just throws
Speaker 2: a rock at the last moment to get it in.
Speaker 1: And then perfectly, yeah, like it lands right in the
Speaker 1: door as it stops. It's perfect. That's really like, and
Speaker 1: it's left the jar.
Speaker 3: That's Those are like a once in a lifetime or
Speaker 3: like like those are the things you wish other people
Speaker 3: could see, right, And no one's like, yeah, I remember.
Speaker 2: I kicked it.
Speaker 1: I think I told the story before, but I kicked
Speaker 1: it be into some kids throat outside of chocical class,
Speaker 1: and I'll never forget it.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget my friend hitting a fucking rat with
Speaker 2: a I'm not a rat. It was pretty much a
Speaker 2: rat squirrel with a fucking rock and killing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucked up.
Speaker 2: They always dodged, he said, And I was like.
Speaker 1: That's I understand it. And I was like I liked
Speaker 1: being a kid and thinking that too, because you're like,
Speaker 1: they're gonna.
Speaker 2: Magically always dodge it no matter what I do. You
Speaker 2: underestimate your own ability, I guess right, because you're just
Speaker 2: over us to make theirs. Because I would run at pigeons,
Speaker 2: you know, like crowds of pigeons in the in New
Speaker 2: York City of because they would do all fly away.
Speaker 1: But sometimes one.
Speaker 4: Would just sometimes one would just be too stupid to
Speaker 4: understand tripping.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're sick. Yeah, a lot of times when they're
Speaker 1: not flying, like but you see birds on ground so
Speaker 1: much more tragic.
Speaker 2: Just killed them like a car thought doctor pigeon coming
Speaker 2: to rescue them, And it's your foot.
Speaker 1: Is that the doctor pigeon?
Speaker 2: I called? Yeah, He's like, oh God, finally doctor pigeon ambulance.
Speaker 2: Being the pigeons acus on the beach, all the seagulls,
Speaker 2: that is the most evil thing ever. And they were laughing,
Speaker 2: having a ball, and it's like.
Speaker 1: I've never I've never thought about doing something harming animals
Speaker 1: like that. Like I don't have a lot of sympathy
Speaker 1: for some of them, like seagulls sucks specifically if they
Speaker 1: with me, I ain't with them as simple as that
Speaker 1: with you, though, I couldn't kill an animal with a face.
Speaker 1: And that's where like like when I can sell like
Speaker 1: a worm, when I can trip see its face, it's
Speaker 1: like this is different.
Speaker 2: It has like eyes and a nose. Whether they play
Speaker 2: somewhere in the similar direction of me, and I can
Speaker 2: see pain, I can hear it hurt. Yeah, it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're doing that means something's.
Speaker 1: Up off with you.
Speaker 2: What about a worm?
Speaker 1: How do you feel that worm? Worms don't make sounds.
Speaker 1: They're not audible. They don't you can't hear they do
Speaker 1: make sounds, you just can't hear them audible like they
Speaker 1: do gremlin sounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Anyway, we're gonna read the names now, I'm
Speaker 2: a worm. Hey, I'm out so I stopped throwing salt
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 3: I'm out here them stop eating I've been so I've
Speaker 3: been so attached to that image for like greasy sludge
Speaker 3: face on them. I've been so attached to this image
Speaker 3: for the last like probably like ten years since I
Speaker 3: lived out here. Of this guy goes out and under
Speaker 3: the under the pavement in rainy days and just sucks
Speaker 3: on the pavement until the worm's coming out. This is
Speaker 3: such a fucking entertaining giveage to me. But we're gonna
Speaker 3: read our twenty five dollars a patron's name. Now, you
Speaker 3: can go over to patrenon of Concess Snark Tank. These
Speaker 3: are twenty five dollars, not patrons. If you want to
Speaker 3: have your name right at the end of the show,
Speaker 3: you can go ahead and fucking do that make me?
Speaker 2: Read these? So many poppies, I know, it's so stuffy
Speaker 2: uppies on here, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love poppies.
Speaker 2: I love them.
Speaker 1: But I'll eat a brick of poppies stuffy my gun
Speaker 1: into your liver room.
Speaker 4: Do you know what's really great? I don't know if
Speaker 4: they have them out here. I haven't had them.
Speaker 3: I only really ever got him in New York, but
Speaker 3: they had the poppy sea rolls. You know, I have
Speaker 3: him here, But you know what I mean, Like there's
Speaker 3: something that they're like rolls, poppy seeds them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are fucking so good. I don't. I don't really.
Speaker 3: I hate with the mess that they leave because they
Speaker 3: always always seas falling off.
Speaker 1: But like they're so good.
Speaker 2: I don't really eat like white bread anymore. Like I
Speaker 2: try to eat like wheat bread or like a whole
Speaker 2: grain racist, why this is better?
Speaker 1: I mean barely?
Speaker 2: Oh no, particularly whole wheat is better for you. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: wheat is. But I try to eat like only that stuff.
Speaker 2: And for roles, they don't make wheat rolls. You gotta
Speaker 2: make cold grain.
Speaker 1: I'll tank it for them for the role.
Speaker 3: So what I do the role, I'll tank whatever that
Speaker 3: that that's especially now, dude, now they got my sense
Speaker 3: to taste back, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't care anymore. Like I'm hungry right now we're
Speaker 2: done recording. I'm gonna go home and I make a
Speaker 2: sandwich and like a wheat roll because I'm fucking satic
Speaker 2: that bit put in the air fryer for a little bit. Sandwiches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cheese melts, okay, Oh yeah, we gotta we gotta
Speaker 1: by white ass ship sandwich presser press ships. It's a
Speaker 1: game changer.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not pennini. It's uh it slices them
Speaker 2: to so like it'll diagonally.
Speaker 1: So it does. It sounds like it's a bitch to clean,
Speaker 1: is what it sounds like. Yeah, so why I don't
Speaker 1: use it. I've used it a handful of time. I
Speaker 1: love my baby. I haven't got on board yet. I
Speaker 1: used one of the Vegas houses with a couple of them.
Speaker 1: But to me, I still just put on the burner
Speaker 1: and put my Like to me, guys, if you ever
Speaker 1: had French bread from Albertson specifically, it's good. Fuck, it's
Speaker 1: that I haven't tasted one better.
Speaker 2: I want. I would like to find because they're barely
Speaker 2: in the Albertsons anymore. I use not fucking butter, lightly
Speaker 2: salt French bread and then toast that ship. Dude, I
Speaker 2: think I would if about fucking food, I might fuck that.
Speaker 2: I want to point something out what I do.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, just like you're talking about this bread, right,
Speaker 3: You're just like it's so good and we're off in
Speaker 3: this conversation about the bread.
Speaker 1: Is like I used my air fry. I was it
Speaker 1: was still in the intros of that police But I.
Speaker 4: Love how completely separate that was.
Speaker 2: I could use it.
Speaker 1: I don't care you should get one. They just said
Speaker 1: so much counter space. They put it away afterwards. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do that.
Speaker 2: If I have to put something away, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: get it. That's ridiculous kind of a capacity right now.
Speaker 2: Bought a crock pot. Yeah, I'm starting to get to
Speaker 2: the where I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, I forget that I have a rice cooker all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: I love, we use the rice cooker all the time.
Speaker 2: That's the one thing I tell her. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: want rice every day.
Speaker 1: But you know, it's only like every other I love.
Speaker 2: Dude. I knew I was getting older when I got
Speaker 2: to rice tooker for Christmas and I was fucking happy.
Speaker 2: I was like happy, like in a ps, I'm happy
Speaker 2: to get socks now. I was like, yay, I got one.
Speaker 4: Because I hate the idea of buying socks. Anything that
Speaker 4: I hate the idea of buying I'm happy to get.
Speaker 1: I need to get socks. It sucks, so I get
Speaker 1: it exactly package underwear.
Speaker 2: Hell ye.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Christmas, yeah, colh anyway, I'm gonna read the names now,
Speaker 3: col chedra ed Drass.
Speaker 1: I feel like I just said something evil in some language.
Speaker 3: Hasbla mag Magomdovich Magamdov cosplaying Chautsu exploding on stone cold
Speaker 3: Steve Austin's back.
Speaker 2: Who is costplaying as Napa? I mean that last part
Speaker 2: was implicit.
Speaker 1: It's kind of.
Speaker 2: Racist.
Speaker 3: Tokage sleeping when Patreon auto starts the podcast, kiss my
Speaker 3: nuts and suck my ass too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to kill the with a
Speaker 2: got him.
Speaker 1: That colon is excelsior. Nice. We'll call it the Gulf
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Speaker 1: in a trench coat, amm England.
Speaker 2: She's a patron. Oh, thanks so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks a lot, triangle face.
Speaker 4: I don't even know why I said. I don't even
Speaker 4: think that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send it or see what she thinks.
Speaker 2: Hey, what do you think of this clip?
Speaker 1: Is interesting?
Speaker 2: Right? I'm going to kill Chris Raygun.
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, give it a shot.
Speaker 2: Next time you're in New York, man. I know they're
Speaker 2: in New York, so yeah, sorry, they are in New York.
Speaker 2: I'll find them, you'll find them. I'll fight them before
Speaker 2: before they find me.
Speaker 1: A scalding fucking jumbalaya soup.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill Chris Reagun.
Speaker 1: I can't do a sam sheeet it really well.
Speaker 2: He's hard to do.
Speaker 1: It's like because there's like a gravelly kind of there's
Speaker 1: a gravelly kermit in the back of the voice there. Yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: you know, it's really it's really difficult to do. I've
Speaker 1: never seen anybody do it successful.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also never.
Speaker 4: I've also never seen anybody attempted because it's not It's.
Speaker 2: True, it's not like people are. He doesn't have very
Speaker 2: many moments that like what does he do. He's just
Speaker 2: he's usually the one like debunking stuff. So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: how do you make fun of that?
Speaker 1: It's not like a like a public figures not fucking
Speaker 1: saying about the dinners free, damn shoven free.
Speaker 2: We need to have that.
Speaker 1: And he's like that neck can really squeeze the milk
Speaker 1: out of Abbey's tits.
Speaker 2: I love the bronze knee.
Speaker 1: Camp you get his knee will get the job done.
Speaker 1: He milk the tits very well from Abby.
Speaker 3: You guys should sit in the circle and gorilla grip
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Speaker 3: but love penis Okay, pretty cool?
Speaker 1: So are you woman?
Speaker 2: Oh?
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Speaker 1: I guess that works because he's so yanky.
Speaker 2: I'm the Gay Tricks starring Keanu Reeves and Lawrence Bitchburn,
Speaker 2: bitch Berserker, Broley Gap shotting Sweeney.
Speaker 1: Is that? Oh that's that sounded crazy? I thought that
Speaker 1: was like a like, I don't even know that was
Speaker 1: just like, it's such a clique I haven't heard. I
Speaker 1: don't hear that sound often. If ever, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Oh I love people blinding their babies like that. Guys,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about gotting watch.
Speaker 1: Flash making the funk out of that little Do you.
Speaker 2: See that Indian little Indian boy caught on fire? You
Speaker 2: see when I say you it's pretty cool? No, it's
Speaker 2: pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Pull real quick.
Speaker 2: I did not see a video when he chopped the
Speaker 2: brick the SLOAKERK, that's just adults.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. This is the
Speaker 1: sloager to why so Dirpy?
Speaker 3: Thanks to all these memes, I genuinely can't remember what
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Speaker 3: Let the Commies hit my tongue. Let the commies hit
Speaker 3: my tongue. Let my coummies hit my tongue. What are
Speaker 3: you telling me that I can breathe? No, George, I'm
Speaker 3: telling you that when you are.
Speaker 1: Ready, you won't have to God damn it.
Speaker 3: Sending Casey Anthony back in time to infant Trump. Damn
Speaker 3: I am I alone, am the Skullduggers one domination, Vaughanded
Speaker 3: the Dead come to is that Chris come to level
Speaker 3: up Expo in Vegas so I can get you guys
Speaker 3: to sign my brill shirt. I don't even know what
Speaker 3: that is, depending on when that be what that might
Speaker 3: be level.
Speaker 2: Up l V l U P. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: never heard of that.
Speaker 1: You guys remember talk again?
Speaker 2: What is it? Game? Yeah? I should never played it.
Speaker 1: I never played really fun because I was at that
Speaker 1: age where I was like, if it's not Gears of War,
Speaker 1: like you know, not Mexican So oh right, well, I
Speaker 1: mean literally that was way before its way before time
Speaker 1: is not time is a single point? Time? Is really
Speaker 1: this all happen? I know, but it's still wasn't around.
Speaker 2: What is it? You don't know that this kid, that's funny.
Speaker 1: It's just a child. It's an Indian child set himself
Speaker 1: a blaze. I don't know what kind of liquid they had,
Speaker 1: but it made I don't think that's water.
Speaker 2: The water so far, I think they doused him in
Speaker 2: fucking but tane or something, because I'm like, why did
Speaker 2: he explode in fire?
Speaker 1: Afterwards?
Speaker 2: Like it exploded? One's on fire and you know, like
Speaker 2: I got you. There's a moment where there's a there's
Speaker 2: a giant flaming figure standing. It's just gunpowder, stupid quick,
Speaker 2: poor gunpowder throat. It's like, why would you even want
Speaker 2: to I don't want to do fire stunts. It's so
Speaker 2: dumb fucking fucking Indians.
Speaker 3: Man, Derek not shoving is innocent, free him round eyed
Speaker 3: Asian absolutely lying and gas slighting about the mass effect
Speaker 3: of one fun fact, Oh yeah, I figured it sounded believable,
Speaker 3: but also like what yeah, I never checked it, Yeah,
Speaker 3: to see if it was feeding a baby Korean fire
Speaker 3: noodles and seeing what happens. Although these are hints, Although
Speaker 3: there are hints towards a multiverse existing, there isn't actually
Speaker 3: actually any evidence. Unfortunately, like it's just a matter of fact.
Speaker 4: Now you fucked now you have fucked up.
Speaker 1: Of course there's no evidence.
Speaker 2: What the hell is he talking about.
Speaker 1: Such a fucking obvious statement. Take somebody writing in to say, like,
Speaker 1: my computer discharged. I have a dog. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: my dogs. There are millions of dogs on this There
Speaker 1: are there are so many dogs, you know, have you
Speaker 1: ever noticed that there are so many dogs?
Speaker 2: What's the deal with how many dogs?
Speaker 1: There are many dogs right now? I mean, I mean, hey,
Speaker 1: they're bargain, but they're not even trees.
Speaker 2: They're barking, but they're not even trees. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: How many dogs breezes? Using think how many dog breeds?
Speaker 1: Tw hundred million, forty eight twudred million.
Speaker 2: Like maybe one hundred and twelve while you middle six
Speaker 2: hundred and seventy million. You just picked it betweet us
Speaker 2: with an asshole.
Speaker 1: Six hundred and seventy million.
Speaker 2: There's approximately four hundred lines. What the approximately for hund
Speaker 2: to realize dog breeds?
Speaker 1: Realize realized what the you saying? I recognized? Recognized?
Speaker 2: I guess said, yeah, weird understand, Okay, four hundred fundred million,
Speaker 2: it's crazy. Fundred million species of dogs?
Speaker 1: Million species? How many dogs?
Speaker 2: Millions in each of them? One of the see, you're
Speaker 2: not counting the planet of dogs that they found on
Speaker 2: the on the outskirts of the Milky Way on the planet.
Speaker 2: Oh excuse me, I mis heard you.
Speaker 4: He misheard him, So he's still right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because he misheard. Yeah, stupid, dumb fucking.
Speaker 2: Pie are so stupid? You're right, that must be tragic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what do you mean if there's a planet of the dogs,
Speaker 2: would you want to visit it? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not? Be so much and pissed everywhere they clean
Speaker 1: they eat it. Yeah, yeah, other than that makes me
Speaker 1: like dogs.
Speaker 2: Last dog walks around and goes woo for yum. Ship barks?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ship? Are they are? They?
Speaker 1: Are they evolving or like they're saying ship So they're
Speaker 1: just like past maybe their neanderthal like stage where they're
Speaker 1: kind of communicating a little bit. That makes me sadans
Speaker 1: Yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 2: What what that looks like?
Speaker 1: Look like that whatever that whatever conjured in your brain
Speaker 1: when you heard that? Yeah, God, take my barbed curved
Speaker 1: cock bob.
Speaker 2: Around now.
Speaker 1: Going yeah awesome. Now, now black panthers, how people start
Speaker 1: putting that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're using r that is crazy.
Speaker 1: I want to be ninjaer.
Speaker 2: Oh you've never seen you've seen it?
Speaker 4: You must have seen that.
Speaker 2: I thought that video the day came out sounds like
Speaker 2: a foreign person.
Speaker 1: I don't know where I saw it though. I thought
Speaker 1: that ship that's one of my earliest YouTube memories, just terrible.
Speaker 1: So there's like a so there's like I guess there's
Speaker 1: like a like a banquet or something. Uh, and it's
Speaker 1: for some lady and so some white lady. She's singing,
Speaker 1: is this it? Of course saying videos? Do you find
Speaker 1: that so quick? Say?
Speaker 2: Videos? Actually?
Speaker 1: Not kidding?
Speaker 2: But I don't know how to describe this though, Like
Speaker 2: we need to describe it a little bit more. She
Speaker 2: is a mattress saleswoman, is that real? Yes? And what
Speaker 2: happened is that she she wants to create the best
Speaker 2: beds possible. So he's like, I want to create I
Speaker 2: want to be a ninja, like the best ninja bed
Speaker 2: salesman ever. So she goes and she starts singing this
Speaker 2: really disrespectful attempt at like an Asian accent. But she's
Speaker 2: singing it directly to an Asian woman.
Speaker 4: That's not He's right there, She's doing it in front
Speaker 4: of a crowd.
Speaker 3: It's almost like a like a skit, like a get
Speaker 3: together at like this banquet hall, and there's there happens
Speaker 3: to be an Asian woman in there in the front,
Speaker 3: and she occasionally locks directly with her.
Speaker 2: But but she says like this song is crazy.
Speaker 1: So it's like height your cringe.
Speaker 2: It's h this is a bit, this is a little.
Speaker 1: I don't remember this being I guess she was one
Speaker 1: of those Meghan Kelly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so white and Jesus like, it's a crazy
Speaker 2: it's a crazy video. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's like inviting like some niggas right there, and I
Speaker 1: want to be niggad and locking eyes.
Speaker 4: It's it's a really crazy. But you don't have to
Speaker 4: sew the whole thing.
Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite videos on the internet. It's
Speaker 2: just so crazy.
Speaker 1: I know that, and I'm like, I want to be
Speaker 1: name yoah, that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that. This seems like right, like something.
Speaker 1: That that you would have. I don't know how I
Speaker 1: didn't come across that, because.
Speaker 2: I particularly I feel that I saw that.
Speaker 1: Actually, Oh to me, I'm more like the you can
Speaker 1: get viral videos from TV shows it's crazy. Yeah, Chinese
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Speaker 2: ha ho ha chi ching everybody in the fore book
Speaker 2: name Chang. I want to see my wing? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: everybody want to see me throw a fireball? That's not right,
Speaker 2: not in real life. It's so it's for a freestyle.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good, like right, Yeah, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's unless that motherfucker had that ship written down.
Speaker 4: It's very possible.
Speaker 1: It's shitty enough to where it sounds real, right, that's
Speaker 1: the thing. That's a trick.
Speaker 2: That is the trick though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta make it sound like you're stuttering.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're if you're in if the people
Speaker 2: that do battles like it's none of it's original, they're all.
Speaker 3: Like, anyway, Sweeney made me play digimon against my will
Speaker 3: at a Diddy party while Lily watched, and.
Speaker 2: I like reading that ship masturbated in Spanish. Uh in Spanish.
Speaker 4: Masturbating in Spanish is crazy?
Speaker 1: How's that.
Speaker 2: That is?
Speaker 4: I mean that last?
Speaker 1: Masturbating in Spanish is cooking?
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Speaker 2: Jake, bitch, what is that?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, what's wrong with him?
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Speaker 2: Kids?
Speaker 4: Are you in or are you out of my ass?
Speaker 3: Spider Man Sweeney's the type of guy to float while
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Speaker 3: so stupid, Watto defending Israel, wistful boying Laddin hop Goblin
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Speaker 3: though it's ridiculous. Doctor man love or how I learned
Speaker 3: to stop worrying and love the cog? Fuck you I
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Speaker 3: peeling open Derek's ass like you're putting a garbage bag
Speaker 3: over the bin.
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Speaker 2: Good luck.
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Speaker 1: Derek wears a tiny beanie on each toe.
Speaker 2: That's Tim Poole more likely.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine here's a tiny beanie on every single
Speaker 1: one of his toes.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. I wouldn't be surprised, though. He's just sitting there.
Speaker 3: That's so fucking disgusting to imagine. Definitive Top five Black
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Speaker 4: I'm the head of the motherfucking state.
Speaker 2: N word. I brought you change N word? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Dankan N word? Okay, that was thought.
Speaker 1: That was just Sweeney just talking.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, pussy pounder, that's true, You've never brought anybody money.
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Speaker 2: For good as well.
Speaker 1: British bit I love the faces. Look what is that?
Speaker 2: It's a British woman. No, that's not a British woman.
Speaker 2: It's like a stung person. It's like, this is her?
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 1: It doesn't even look that doesn't even really look British.
Speaker 1: It just looks wrong, you know. I mean that that's
Speaker 1: been there, but it doesn't look wrong in a British way.
Speaker 2: It looks like Chris.
Speaker 1: No, that looks like uh, that looks like Gumbo. You know.
Speaker 1: You realize profile, that profile is crazy. That files You
Speaker 1: ever seen Watson and Grumman and realized why Wallace looks
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's the average. That's that's a standard man
Speaker 2: like you go there, Let go there, We've been there.
Speaker 1: Legitimately. Think the moon's made out of cheese?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that is core to the Grammet franchise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the best episode. They go to the moon.
Speaker 2: It is well, it's like, can we leave? I'm gonna
Speaker 2: kill myself on the moon. There's no beans up here.
Speaker 2: I fail the cheese.
Speaker 1: Take the helmet off and dies.
Speaker 2: There's chrom the moons made cheese.
Speaker 1: Where's black people on the moon.
Speaker 2: They're from the moon. That really they should go back there,
Speaker 2: you know, really, it's not like we took them. I
Speaker 2: mean fairish. They were just brought him from the moon
Speaker 2: time from Africa.
Speaker 1: I can drop my penis and then.
Speaker 2: I can tons of solid concrete grummers.
Speaker 1: Nothing can stop me.
Speaker 2: I lost it in one of those foot traps. I
Speaker 2: was trying to fuck. I'm living.
Speaker 1: I'm going back to dogs like I'm out, Well, where
Speaker 1: are you going?
Speaker 2: I was telling you my stories like pre coumb smells crazy.
Speaker 1: He sounds crazy.
Speaker 2: He rubbing his head and dripping like lemon and grease.
Speaker 2: Should I see?
Speaker 1: I'm I I don't know why I'm still here.
Speaker 2: I really want to die. You made me want to
Speaker 2: die so bad. I wish you never had dotted me
Speaker 2: from that pound, which I stayed. Yeah, the order was
Speaker 2: beating him. That was better.
Speaker 1: The order beat me every day, and I was way
Speaker 1: happier that I hate you. You feed me is cheese.
Speaker 2: You you fucking a great way to stop the morning.
Speaker 2: A cup of tea. Oh you can smell his dick
Speaker 2: cooking like that. It's so fucking you know, the whistle
Speaker 2: comes the tea kettle. It's whistling, and immediately just put
Speaker 2: the tea bag.
Speaker 1: There's four frames of him.
Speaker 2: There's like smells coming off of his cooking penis, and
Speaker 2: then like the dog. Imagine that whole animation. I saw
Speaker 2: it perfectly. I don't think I've ever seen I've never
Speaker 2: seen Grummitt like flow, absolutely not. I've never seen him
Speaker 2: like move that way, but I feel it delicious. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna kill you cock and the beans, all right, right,
Speaker 2: yeah British. I like how my jaw looks funny. He
Speaker 2: just uses his dick as a spoon of dip. The
Speaker 2: beads beats it off his dick. That's so, it's so long.
Speaker 1: A little tat. That was real good, Grummy. What do
Speaker 1: we do the rest of the day?
Speaker 2: Grumming? I'm gonna hide various tennis balls up my asshole.
Speaker 1: Built a new invention, grom it.
Speaker 2: It's a machine that makes you suck my dick his head.
Speaker 3: It's this crazy Roo Goldberg machine with like spring loaded
Speaker 3: boxing gloves and all sorts of ears and ship.
Speaker 1: Is fucking fighting dude.
Speaker 2: Don't fight it. You shouldn't fight him like you kind
Speaker 2: of you won't, so just accept it.
Speaker 3: Just accepted the fact that my nose is called actually
Speaker 3: like makes it a way away better.
Speaker 1: This is a really sad version of wallet grumb it of.
Speaker 2: Course perfect version. Perfect, it's actually the pilot. Imagine that
Speaker 2: we were fucking you didn't I don't know if you
Speaker 2: you didn't go to school in the city, But imagine
Speaker 2: the giant auditorium of a New York school and like
Speaker 2: you know, a lot of time they have all the
Speaker 2: little kids sitting down there and watch something that they
Speaker 2: shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: It's just wallet grumbing this version.
Speaker 2: And the kids are crying, oriented, and one kid is like, interesting, well,
Speaker 2: one kids.
Speaker 1: I love that. I'm gonna build those exact machines.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna build that for my dog.
Speaker 1: Get the tea, the beans. The scalding hot water on
Speaker 1: a baby peels babies much like an orange. Look at
Speaker 1: this he puts a baby quick silence, looks like a charm.
Speaker 2: It's go clean it up.
Speaker 1: Just puts big beans on it, and it's ready. I
Speaker 1: better get this to the king. Whatever he pours beans
Speaker 1: on this.
Speaker 9: Baby, it's ready to go big as like I say,
Speaker 9: broiled bean, baby, brain baby, Baby's with brown sugar brazen beans.
Speaker 2: Yay yy, I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Have big Grumm and Grumming is already well gone.
Speaker 2: He's big con Grumman's got a hobo sack and fucking
Speaker 2: eighteen dollars and seventy eight he's trying to make away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this could last for hours, so I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: ahead and continue, right right, it's Your.
Speaker 10: Boys Show's Kitchen special guest Wallis Wallace Wallas Green. You
Speaker 10: know it's Wallace Greed.
Speaker 9: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: And he's fucking weirdly shaped. He's like Briyes, he's big ass.
Speaker 2: He's really big to the ratio it didn't you didn't
Speaker 2: tall Grumb because huge Wallace Wallace.
Speaker 1: Is like twelve foot six. And then and then it's
Speaker 1: like regular promence, yeah, like and so like, thanks for
Speaker 1: having welcome Wallace.
Speaker 2: Welcome. Do you want to see my penis?
Speaker 1: I love this idea? So, so what is he?
Speaker 2: What is he on?
Speaker 1: He's on Hell's Kitchen?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, so it's.
Speaker 1: Set it up. What is he what is he making?
Speaker 2: I'm making boiled baby.
Speaker 1: He's gotta be like, what are you gonna be preparing
Speaker 1: for me today?
Speaker 2: I've gone a broiled bean baby for you. Sounds just
Speaker 2: like mother used to make.
Speaker 1: Wow wowow wow. He does the triple.
Speaker 2: He doesn't.
Speaker 1: He doesn't wow wow wow. Sounds delightful.
Speaker 2: You have forty minutes go, I can make it in ten.
Speaker 2: So barbaric kind of.
Speaker 1: This is a fucking big ass a.
Speaker 4: Walk because it's never it's never the guy that brings
Speaker 4: the food out.
Speaker 3: It's always like some like intermediary, like a like a
Speaker 3: you know, like a waitress or something right, and he
Speaker 3: brings it out.
Speaker 1: It's like, here's your bean boiled, you know, bean broiled baby, and.
Speaker 2: Like unbelievable.
Speaker 1: He's fucking wet. It's wet.
Speaker 2: I can't eat. I can't. It's raal it's right.
Speaker 1: And then you know he seeing him smash fucking salmon.
Speaker 2: He fucking smashes the baby the pieces.
Speaker 1: It's wrong, dude, do Gordon.
Speaker 3: He's walking into the kitchen. He's upset with what he's made,
Speaker 3: he's upset with with Wallace.
Speaker 2: Is he upset?
Speaker 1: He's upset?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta play it.
Speaker 1: You gotta play it out, do it, do Gordon Ramsey.
Speaker 1: That was a good impresion, way better than mine. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. Absolutely dreadful. I watched way too much
Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey.
Speaker 2: That's why.
Speaker 1: Well, the way that he the scenario totally depends. He's
Speaker 1: usually not He's usually comes down and you like a
Speaker 1: disappointed father. If it's a competition, if they're cooking and serving,
Speaker 1: then he yells. I like the idea of this being like,
Speaker 1: this is Wallace's restaurant.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's a.
Speaker 1: Kitchen nightmare, kitchen nightmares. Is this a fucking baby?
Speaker 2: It's a human? Human baby is raw?
Speaker 1: You're gonna get your customers sick.
Speaker 2: You can't take the beans out of the can and
Speaker 2: just spray it over a diced baby. Well it's a
Speaker 2: family recipe. Well, your family is shite.
Speaker 1: Well where that's I mean?
Speaker 2: Where we are? Clay, listen to me. Listen to me.
Speaker 2: Are you some kind of fucking idiot? Clay to me,
Speaker 2: you clearly have brains too, even though you Clay, I'm
Speaker 2: I built you the best mean I could possibly build.
Speaker 1: Listen, Shut the fuck up, this is all I'm shut
Speaker 1: the fuck.
Speaker 2: Shut the funk up. Where's Rummy? Where's the dog? Where's
Speaker 2: the fucking dog? Because I imagine the dog could cook
Speaker 2: better than you and.
Speaker 1: It pans the grummy, like somewhere like in like relaxing.
Speaker 2: He's lunched himself in a bathroom, fucking heroin needles, just
Speaker 2: like he's he's kind of standing up on them.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Fucking swinging.
Speaker 1: He's like he's got so many and it's like he's
Speaker 1: an angel.
Speaker 2: From a lamp. I'm sorry. Stalking off is a complimentary
Speaker 2: pre come pie. Oh my god, well, I gotta say
Speaker 2: it's better than it's better than kidney pie. So let
Speaker 2: me taste it. Here you go, there you go. He's
Speaker 2: just give me a second, give me forty minutes.
Speaker 1: It's still crazy money?
Speaker 2: Did it takes way longer than the broiled baby? Is
Speaker 2: that it?
Speaker 1: I hate that you just show the fuck?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: What are you showing him?
Speaker 2: I just made him read this. I literally don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck. Why would you? Why would you showing the
Speaker 2: show on the show. It's so annoying, it's funny, it's
Speaker 2: funny to us. Why so hot? Mad? Don't give a
Speaker 2: come tity.
Speaker 3: Stark Tak fans are now homeless interportant service age chip
Speaker 3: six cent and I swear I thought they were called
Speaker 3: acidic jews.
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Speaker 3: Out of Louise Gooseman's ass cave diver style calling out
Speaker 3: Derek for trans women well, wow, oh my god, good
Speaker 3: trans women are men two twenty nine and the tasteless
Speaker 3: use of slur three oh five.
Speaker 2: I remember, don't what.
Speaker 1: Calling out there for calling us trans women are men
Speaker 1: in episode two twenty nine.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 2: that's true. I have no fun what they're talking about. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: the trans women are men that transition to women and
Speaker 2: other women, right the whole point. Yeah, that's the why
Speaker 2: they're trans. I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's nigga, no worry. I scared like I was like
Speaker 1: drifting a little bit. I kind of saw that. That's
Speaker 1: why I get a little streamed like this dude couldn't
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Speaker 2: Grumin is like? Can we leave? I feel scared? Scared?
Speaker 2: Where can I get to you? Good Man?
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Speaker 3: Hey, Gabby and Zach back on the podcast again, please,
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Speaker 2: I guess yeah, well, I guess it depends. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: So there's no hell. So okay, can you really go
Speaker 1: to hell? There's no hell in Judaism, not believe in hell.
Speaker 2: It'd be sad. Oh it's really hot down here. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: don't you have to go to the bathroom right now.
Speaker 1: Like I went. I went before we before we left,
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Speaker 2: Was surely you got something ruined? Is so bro? You're
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Speaker 2: ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Every ten minutes.
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised at all. I wouldn't us because
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Speaker 1: I recall everything that you did. I had a camera
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Speaker 1: No, I have no idea.
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Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah that was upsetting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot to show this on the.
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Speaker 2: you even thank you? Please? You please? Yeah, you forgot
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Speaker 1: More like sample clip of his new song honey, oh.
Speaker 2: No, I saw the album.
Speaker 1: The album of course the album covers is the swastika,
Speaker 1: so red swastika, like whatever?
Speaker 2: Hember that guy you really love?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: He died his new song.
Speaker 1: He says something like how could I be a Nazi
Speaker 1: if I'm in? And he says a hard R. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm like what he said. His new song has
Speaker 1: the spirit of it's very clear that he's been inspired
Speaker 1: by Dave Bluntz because he hit him. He hit Dave
Speaker 1: blunts up recently. So he's like, He's like, you're my
Speaker 1: new favorite artist. And this new song has the vibe
Speaker 1: of like it's so unserious where he's saying like inflammatory ship,
Speaker 1: like oh I got you know, like Dave once always
Speaker 1: says the hard R that niggas hating on me because
Speaker 1: I'm a fat knick, you know. Like like so it's
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: So Connie is now taking beats from Dave Blunts. He's
Speaker 2: now he's he's inspired entirety. Man, it would be better
Speaker 2: at this point. At this point, so so what I
Speaker 2: can't even listen to his music anymore. He's lived long
Speaker 2: enough to become his old music anymore. Getting to the poet,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't even want associate with you. Makes
Speaker 2: me really sad that my favorite artist. This is cool,
Speaker 2: He's probably still my favorite artist that isn't like an
Speaker 2: old time artist, it's probably him, like Marvin Gay and
Speaker 2: like Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3: That's so, that's such a crazy Marvin Queer. That's just
Speaker 3: like I just I would have never put anody up
Speaker 3: there in the first place.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because you don't like his music. You know,
Speaker 2: also don't listen to it. You don't have a frame
Speaker 2: reference for it. I've listened to enough of it to
Speaker 2: be like, this is fine. That's you're for you to
Speaker 2: say that, while everyone that make his about music is like,
Speaker 2: oh no, his early albums are amazing.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I mean, that's entirely fine.
Speaker 2: I think it's insane, Like it's like denying something. It's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: this person's a good artist and everybody being like, yeah
Speaker 2: it is, and you're like I don't get it, and
Speaker 2: it's like that's you can you cannot like it to
Speaker 2: respect the art of it.
Speaker 1: I'm saying authentically, like I've heard like maybe three songs
Speaker 1: that I liked. How many songs. Have you heard enough?
Speaker 3: It's definitely a minority of the of the ones that
Speaker 3: I've heard that I've liked. But it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, I all right.
Speaker 2: I think his modern music is definitely suffered. I think
Speaker 2: his first like four albums are just are solid. It's
Speaker 2: just clear to me that he's a psycho, and he
Speaker 2: never really had anything to say like he's just so
Speaker 2: clearly a fucking deranged lunatic and he's probably always been.
Speaker 1: He's probably always has been, and so it's just like,
Speaker 1: all right, well, I guess there's but it definitely got worse.
Speaker 2: It definitely got worse. I definitely started fucking accelerating, but accelerated.
Speaker 1: She passed.
Speaker 2: Donda fucking was.
Speaker 1: Very like a like state stability in his life.
Speaker 2: And then now it's just listened to someone to be like,
Speaker 2: oh yo, chill, you're bugging. But she's his mom was
Speaker 2: an educator.
Speaker 1: He's saying like that. It's like crazy. His mom would
Speaker 1: be like what are you what are you doing? What
Speaker 1: are you doing right now? And she would have like
Speaker 1: beat him savage.
Speaker 2: She would have been really disappointed, definitely at least, but
Speaker 2: it's like, hey, anyway, he's just making our life harder
Speaker 2: for his kids, like his kids who already have a
Speaker 2: ship life ahead of them already, they already got a fucking.
Speaker 1: Ball time ahead of them. And it's like, Dad, it's great.
Speaker 2: Your mom's fucking famous for being the worst person in
Speaker 2: modern American history. Probably at least well, no, Trump.
Speaker 1: Still beats her, but sure, but like she's like one
Speaker 1: of she's like one of the.
Speaker 2: Most hated people ever. Kim Kardashian. People despise that bitch man,
Speaker 2: especially modern times.
Speaker 1: I actually don't think. I think it's more that's older.
Speaker 2: I think I disagree.
Speaker 1: I think people don't really care about the Kardashians, I.
Speaker 2: Think, but they're still very dislike though they are. One
Speaker 2: tweet about them, but I didn't know what it was about.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't like they're so irrelevant right now. I
Speaker 1: think they're significant.
Speaker 2: I think they are more hated than it used to be,
Speaker 2: but they're less relevant than they are wherever. Well, I
Speaker 2: think that's impossible. Yeah, I think I think that people
Speaker 2: just don't like them now, But I think they were
Speaker 2: more in the public eye, people saw them more. But
Speaker 2: I think they're just not respected at all anymore.
Speaker 1: Because I saw people I saw people even like as
Speaker 1: even as recently as the last couple of years, kind
Speaker 1: of like shifting opinions on KM gradations. Well, I give
Speaker 1: Lily is close to that stuff. I gave her flowers
Speaker 1: of the lawyership.
Speaker 2: I respect her getting people off where I'm like, it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter, you know, Like I said, even a really
Speaker 2: terrible person can do some nice things, and I can
Speaker 2: respect that aspect for sure. Yeah. So I was like,
Speaker 2: there's some of the stuff that she's done. I listened
Speaker 2: to her podcast where it's talking about the people trying
Speaker 2: to get off and and I was like, that's crazy
Speaker 2: that there's dumb broad is involved this at all when
Speaker 2: she could just be laying on a yacht not giving
Speaker 2: a funk about nothing.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's now where it's like before there wasn't
Speaker 3: any of that nothing. I mean, she was famous, and
Speaker 3: she wasn't.
Speaker 1: Famous, just fucking dudes, and that's it, Connie and holding herlevancy.
Speaker 2: That's the problem because like I'm close to because the
Speaker 2: fact that Lily is someone that was a fan of hers,
Speaker 2: and she absorbs that tea content of that.
Speaker 1: She like watches that ship. So probably a lot of
Speaker 1: old fans probably, uh like are like like they're not.
Speaker 2: They hate her.
Speaker 1: They hate her with fucking wild passion because she does
Speaker 1: good things. Now she's done.
Speaker 2: Good things aren't recent recent things. They're like fairly more
Speaker 2: recent than.
Speaker 4: And more recent than when they loved her.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: But she's also like next being involved in businesses like
Speaker 2: fucking sneakily. She's like done kind of underhanded things. I'm
Speaker 2: only know because I'm unfortunately to hear it because everybody
Speaker 2: there you know, of course, But for me, it was
Speaker 2: like she always sucked, so like her people hating her
Speaker 2: now for sucking is like that's like to the party ship.
Speaker 1: He sucks Kanye so early, That's all I can say.
Speaker 2: Everybody was like, what are you talking about? Man? I
Speaker 2: guess people got, well, people got a glimpse of it
Speaker 2: in nine. Yeah, people got When he said the thing
Speaker 2: about Georgia Bush. I thought that that was very appropriate.
Speaker 2: I think it was appropriate. But the moment I think
Speaker 2: it's like he's office rocker. I mean it was that
Speaker 2: was the that was immediately.
Speaker 1: I love that Mike look, because that's that's what's so
Speaker 1: great about that moment.
Speaker 2: Nearly good if it was, it was, Yeah, but he
Speaker 2: was like yo, real fuck, like we had one job,
Speaker 2: a simple job. I knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew it on nine just because it was just
Speaker 1: like what the fucking psycho like so stupid. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let you finish, you dumb slut. But you have to
Speaker 1: have the greatest music video of all time?
Speaker 2: Did not?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I did not at all. I I am
Speaker 1: beat her wasn't video, but they were just dancing in
Speaker 1: black and white.
Speaker 2: I don't amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm just not revolutionary.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm I the way that you feel about Kanye is
Speaker 1: the way Okay go music video was better Beyonce that
Speaker 1: way I feel that about Beyonce. I just don't maybe
Speaker 1: too exactly like outside knowledge cans her talent, but I don't.
Speaker 2: Of course music it has nothing.
Speaker 1: To do with like like I'm not disparing the talents,
Speaker 1: just the songs don't hit for me at all. Like, oh,
Speaker 1: they dropped the Lemonade came out surprise album and I'm
Speaker 1: like this sounds.
Speaker 4: Like whatever to man, listen to all that there's one
Speaker 4: track on it.
Speaker 1: I was like this maybe maybe yeah, probably like that
Speaker 1: I like to break my soul or whatever. I thought
Speaker 1: it was okay, just not enough for me to like
Speaker 1: want to keep it on a playlist or anything.
Speaker 2: I was just like, this is that's not for demographic man,
Speaker 2: It's definitely I understand that.
Speaker 1: Which is weird though, because like I back then, R
Speaker 1: and B, like say, Tony Braxon is one of my
Speaker 1: favorite artists, you know what I'm saying, Like back old school,
Speaker 1: R and B to me was so.
Speaker 2: Fucking She's not R and B. She's not Beyonce. No,
Speaker 2: it's not R and B singer. What the fuck is she?
Speaker 2: She's a pop singer if anything, Well, I guess, but
Speaker 2: it's also that's not R and B. I I know
Speaker 2: what you mean, Like, but by by from process of elimination, it.
Speaker 1: Has to be R and B. What she's saying, she
Speaker 1: came from R and B one, Like, I don't mean no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no.
Speaker 2: I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I think she is more pop, but also like it's
Speaker 1: not that's the thing. It's not a traditional pop it's
Speaker 1: not the same artist like Taylor Swift is clearly pop.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. It's it's it's, it's, it's
Speaker 2: it's like, it's it's it's, it's it's it's it's it's
Speaker 2: black people pop music. It's it's negro with Tony. Tony
Speaker 2: Braxton is like R and B, but that's for a while.
Speaker 2: It's definitely pop. Samely with Monique, not Monique. I think
Speaker 2: her name is black Bitch, Damn Cray. It's one of them.
Speaker 2: The comedian that it would be her, that's crazy. I
Speaker 2: don't think she's a she's a singer.
Speaker 1: She can sing. She can pretty.
Speaker 2: Tony Braxton, Man, the guys unbreak my Heart. It's one
Speaker 2: of the best R and B songs.
Speaker 1: They're so good. It's a good song, great songs.
Speaker 2: A good song.
Speaker 1: Some nigga dying in the in the music video motorcycle
Speaker 1: accident and she just crying over his death, and I'm like, man, Mitch,
Speaker 1: get over that ship. I'm here.
Speaker 2: That's so you was so like ten years old.
Speaker 1: I was like, come fuck kid me right now.
Speaker 3: That's funny about the thing in two thousand and nine, specifically,
Speaker 3: when everybody was like when he interrupted Taylor Swift or whatever,
Speaker 3: everybody was like, oh, he's crazy for interrupting Taylor Swift,
Speaker 3: And I just thought he was crazy for thinking that
Speaker 3: his music video was the best video of all time.
Speaker 1: I thought it was I thought it was a good video.
Speaker 1: It was the craziest part of Oh, he's insane, because
Speaker 1: no sane person would ever especially say all time that's insane,
Speaker 1: it's insane. It's you said, one of the greatest of
Speaker 1: all time. I still would. I still still in the
Speaker 1: sense if you compiled every single music video extreme all time,
Speaker 1: it would be there, I guess.
Speaker 4: But yeah, they're not even in the top like five hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah I would, I would, I would.
Speaker 1: I would ironically say Alien and Farm covering Smooth Rim
Speaker 1: and All is a great music video, and well over
Speaker 1: say Beyonce's whatever song it was.
Speaker 2: I genuinely remember most music videos. I don't know that
Speaker 2: that music video is so fun. I can't remember most
Speaker 2: music videos. I haven't seen video so fucking long.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it has been why they have kind
Speaker 1: of I still for whatever reason, they still use in
Speaker 1: the in the metal community. They still make a lot
Speaker 1: of them, and I think it's it's such a waste
Speaker 1: of money, but they still do.
Speaker 2: It is hip hop, So like music videos, hip hop
Speaker 2: don't matter. Yeah, it's usually they really don't matter. Usually
Speaker 2: just pick a location and then do ship. It's a
Speaker 2: car and around. It's usually not a theme, especially hip hop.
Speaker 2: I listened to where it's like, it's not like bling
Speaker 2: bling hip. It's not the blinger hip hop. It's just
Speaker 2: like someone rapping.
Speaker 3: It's like, I don't someone rapping about how their dog
Speaker 3: died and gave them m fom or whatever.
Speaker 1: And gave them blimp Foma handed them limp fhom with it.
Speaker 1: Here's my death.
Speaker 3: And I can think of so many videos that are
Speaker 3: but like even just that fucking what's that band that
Speaker 3: did the fucking.
Speaker 2: Those old viral YouTube videos? Okay, go, okay go, I
Speaker 2: didn't I need to hear that they had like the
Speaker 2: that famous treadmill music The Treadmill, Yeah, that's an iconic nuver.
Speaker 4: I love dude, the one where they did like the entire.
Speaker 1: And the plane and the plane right, had one like
Speaker 1: when a play for the Muppets movie. Oh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe what I saw. The videos are really good, actually,
Speaker 1: the Christopher walk in one, the fat Boy Slim one,
Speaker 1: that ship. That ship was dope. Yeah, like, how the
Speaker 1: fun did you get him to do that? It is crazy.
Speaker 2: He's in a lot of crazy. And then it's like, guys,
Speaker 2: we made a dance, Yeah, which song is it? Do
Speaker 2: you remember what was the one that was the.
Speaker 1: Ladies, Yeah, which everybody remembers it, but like it's dancing.
Speaker 1: I just don't like that song. Yeah, it sucks. It's
Speaker 1: just catchy.
Speaker 2: It has catches. No, no, no, no, no, it's catching.
Speaker 2: Gonna say way that like.
Speaker 1: It's not a it's it's a jingle.
Speaker 2: Jingle.
Speaker 1: It's a jingle for like a dating app. That sucks,
Speaker 1: ye Christian.
Speaker 2: Christian mingle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh so yeah. Them dancing casually is the thes
Speaker 1: just I understand why Conye likes this. His he bought
Speaker 1: a house that's just white. It was just white in
Speaker 1: the background and literally it's just a white background.
Speaker 2: It's my hose, hose. I must have forgot the thing
Speaker 2: my house suit. This video it's of a of a
Speaker 2: really important to me R and B song that I
Speaker 2: cannot remember the name for it, and it's driving me
Speaker 2: up the wall. It's like, uh, her name starts with
Speaker 2: an M. I forgot what that's her name is? Is
Speaker 2: it Maya? But what is the song? I don't remember.
Speaker 2: May sounds right, but it might be. It's not Mary
Speaker 2: j BLI, who is the marriage queen. She's the queen
Speaker 2: of R and B. Maya. But my wash, she only
Speaker 2: had I was like ninety. She wasn't like when I
Speaker 2: was a kid.
Speaker 1: She didn't have she had a couple of Yeah, she
Speaker 1: had a couple hits way.
Speaker 2: Back in the day.
Speaker 1: Celia Cruz.
Speaker 2: Amazing, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Sure she's so old.
Speaker 4: She was old my entire life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was so died when you were like maybe,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what I'm saying. I mean, do
Speaker 1: you remember the song at all?
Speaker 2: Little?
Speaker 1: I remember the feeling the song, the song. That's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's hard, that's it.
Speaker 1: I remember. I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm so I'd have to go through my YouTube searches
Speaker 2: and like you go through a very black if you
Speaker 2: guys want to bothers me.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys have noticed this, if
Speaker 3: you ever tried to find something in your YouTube history
Speaker 3: because you know you've seen it.
Speaker 1: But it's not there. It's not there, and you're like,
Speaker 1: I can't really search this proper, like like I think
Speaker 1: YouTube like history is a complete lie.
Speaker 2: Like I don't even.
Speaker 3: Understand like how it's that Wrong'm like, I'm looking for
Speaker 3: this episode of this thing that I know I saw.
Speaker 3: I know it's available, I know I saw in the
Speaker 3: last week and then I go, I scroll through it
Speaker 3: and then it says reason.
Speaker 1: That it didn't retain this information at all, Like what
Speaker 1: does it choose.
Speaker 2: To retain and not? So I gotta get it. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, my brain's halfway connecting the dots of the
Speaker 2: song and it's making me angry.
Speaker 1: Thinking about it. Anyway, we're gonna go.
Speaker 3: It's me Casey Anthony, I love you, Kingson Peppino Spaghetti
Speaker 3: playing Illusion of Gaya right now?
Speaker 1: Nice fuck yeah, dude, he is that man. So many
Speaker 1: people have not played that and they need to play it.
Speaker 1: They need to play It's so fucking good.
Speaker 4: Pre Ras Blake eight ninety six. Who do you think
Speaker 4: you are?
Speaker 3: I am autistic, Sabrina Carpenter be like I'm working eight Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm autistic. Chris having contingency plans for Derek and.
Speaker 1: Sween absolutely not.
Speaker 3: DA's goopy Elon's baby armor sounds like a joker bit.
Speaker 3: I forgot about my Jared Fogel time machine name and
Speaker 3: wrote a question into a book club and they read
Speaker 3: my question not my name, Uh do it again, but
Speaker 3: with the worst name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do it, Yeah, try it.
Speaker 2: Put my name is Joe Jared Bogelo and I love boys,
Speaker 2: but make that your name.
Speaker 1: My name is fair A Jogle and I'm fucking fair
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shot Young Sheldon versus ran overhead, Joel ran overhead, Joel.
Speaker 1: Bashion head Joel is what you think is what you're thinking?
Speaker 1: Unless that also happened. Maybe there was a Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: there's a variant that I'm unaware of. It's in the show.
Speaker 1: It happened, Monica, there is a Monica. Okay, I'm halfway there.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know. Are you talking about the boys mine with?
Speaker 2: I know that song?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: Great song though?
Speaker 1: And Brandy is it Monica and Brandy Monica? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she was like, it's the best R and B
Speaker 1: singer of our time, Monica Nikky.
Speaker 2: So good.
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird painting? You get that painting at me
Speaker 1: in the drift?
Speaker 2: What? What is this reality?
Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
Speaker 4: I think about that all the time, Like I think
Speaker 4: about that at least like once a week.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, A painting of Bill Clinton address and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Island.
Speaker 1: That's so great.
Speaker 2: That is like we are being ruled by pedophiles, dude,
Speaker 2: Like it's it's like it's not even.
Speaker 1: A conspiracy theory anymore.
Speaker 2: It's just a thing.
Speaker 4: Nikki ziggy a k Jesus Christ, I'm not reading that.
Speaker 2: What a k a? Shuld I read it? So gone
Speaker 2: so gone?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll check it out where I'll finish it. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's only like a couple of left.
Speaker 2: You make me feel I'm so gone, so gone? Why
Speaker 2: is this zoomed in? Like I'm old? What do you
Speaker 2: so I can read it? Your glass does not work?
Speaker 1: No, I just it keeps it keeps me from rereading
Speaker 1: the same things over. I see this is this is
Speaker 1: like it's kind of you.
Speaker 2: Can zoom out. It's not.
Speaker 1: It is zoomed super far.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people, I love that it's dan nikky ziggy ak parentheses.
Speaker 2: Jordan's just had she had to let you know that
Speaker 2: I did not do this.
Speaker 1: It's the.
Speaker 2: Jordan's the the white passing bead. Your name being nigger
Speaker 2: zigger is so fucking that. Can we put this somewhere
Speaker 2: on the on the ceremony or something, or no, is
Speaker 2: there something can we have the pre say like do
Speaker 2: you take.
Speaker 4: You know who's officiating that that way?
Speaker 2: Can should you say that it off?
Speaker 1: You shouldn't say it's fucking amazing. Oh man, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let me, that's too close.
Speaker 2: It's not go wrong.
Speaker 1: Cutting clean Water act is attempt to spread worm.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: Spread wormy. Here's the peanut by Jo Kingston.
Speaker 2: Why do you have mullag balls mace? Now?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Chris, but I'm gonna get up to some funny
Speaker 1: ship with this.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, there you go.
Speaker 1: They think the end on my head means something else.
Speaker 1: Crash confession. I started the tooth gap slander. Joy was
Speaker 1: just asking about that. He's like, why are people fucking
Speaker 1: like so hostile towards that. I was like, wait, it's
Speaker 1: just the running joke. He's the punching bag right now.
Speaker 1: It's great, keep it up, it's great.
Speaker 2: It's always not we have a we have a punch
Speaker 2: of It's like a Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee is like
Speaker 2: the punching bag. What's that guy's other guy's Oh Adam Friedland.
Speaker 2: It's so easy with him though, because like he looks
Speaker 2: like he looks congregated. Literally he's on the show.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about one of the first few episodes, Like
Speaker 1: they established that he's a bug, like, so it's a running.
Speaker 2: It is crazy, Like he does look like he looks
Speaker 2: like a bug and a salamander. He's very odd looking
Speaker 2: guy and very unfunny.
Speaker 1: Perfect for the show, though, Dog the Baby Hunter. I
Speaker 1: like that he changed the name. I mean the there's
Speaker 1: actually a picture of Dog. I didn't notice that. Oh shit,
Speaker 1: hold on, here we go. Sorry, Miss Jackson badly Brave
Speaker 1: a theory needs help lowering his weapon in Halo three
Speaker 1: Orange Man Hunter from Missouri. Nice nay from melifus one.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, we're back to three pages. Nigga's dropping off.
Speaker 2: By one. No, alright, so rounding off the list. We
Speaker 2: suck King of Haphazard. Let's go.
Speaker 1: We gotta finished a thank y'all so much.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, check out the the check the merch store.
Speaker 2: It's been revamped because so just figured it out and
Speaker 2: this really upset me. I was actually really mad when
Speaker 2: I found this out. So when you're designing the merch
Speaker 2: if you don't pick exactly what type of style you
Speaker 2: want with the method of of them printing it, they'll
Speaker 2: recommend one for you. There's only two, and so some
Speaker 2: of them recommended in this thing. That's like all this
Speaker 2: it's like it's like swap meat fucking flea market iron non.
Speaker 4: An iron non fucking like, disgusting feeling graphic.
Speaker 2: The description tries to sell it as it less longer,
Speaker 2: it's more vibrant, colorable, Yeah, because it's the fucking picture.
Speaker 1: So some of our merch doesn't have this.
Speaker 2: Some of our merch does. I have.
Speaker 3: I have like a few test prints, like one did,
Speaker 3: and that's why I I stopped making it, but then
Speaker 3: others don't. It was just like I was, Okay, I
Speaker 3: guess it's I don't know what the fuck is going on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but so there are certain versions of our shirts in
Speaker 3: the past that have been printed in a really stupid
Speaker 3: fucking way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, I don't. Is that fixed now?
Speaker 1: So by the time this episode goes up, it'll be
Speaker 1: everything will be ready to go. Everything, the all designs
Speaker 1: are up. It's it's so stupid. There's the way this
Speaker 1: website works. It's first of all, I can't believe they
Speaker 1: even have that available. I don't even understand what the
Speaker 1: benefit would be to even have that as an option,
Speaker 1: because it's literally the worst kind of thing that you
Speaker 1: could own. Tea Public was probably not even tea spring.
Speaker 1: Tea Public is like known for being like one of
Speaker 1: the most cookie cutter ones you can use. They don't
Speaker 1: even have that as an option, even that the tea
Speaker 1: public uses all emotion emotion and so it was crazy.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that they would do that anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you also can't just switch the method, so you have
Speaker 1: to take them down, you have to redo it, you
Speaker 1: re you have to basically remake the shirt. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, great, that's very cool. So anyway
Speaker 1: stories would be up. I haven't looked at it yet,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna figure out. There should also be a
Speaker 1: discount up there too, because just kind of have it
Speaker 1: be like, hey, guys, everything here is fucking legit. You
Speaker 1: won't get any ironed on bullshit, but everything will be
Speaker 1: ready by the time this episode goes out. So I
Speaker 1: just want to put that out there.
Speaker 2: There was a merch error.
Speaker 3: Merch should be fixed by the time you guys are
Speaker 3: hearing this. Snark Tank Dot Shop. There'll also be new
Speaker 3: stuff there too. I've been stockpiling a bunch of stuff
Speaker 3: because I want to have a big drop some art.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: We're getting some stuff too through the email from just
Speaker 3: like fans. That looks fucking crazy, but yeah, so snart
Speaker 3: Tank Dot Shop. Patroon of concepts of Stark Tank has
Speaker 3: always pop on over there and we'll see you next time.
Speaker 2: Bye bye.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we hit four hours ago.
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