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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>Let's begin in New York, where the Catholic Archidiocese of

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<v Speaker 2>New York has stripped Father Paul Blecki, nicknamed Friar Tummy

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<v Speaker 2>Tuck of his priestly duties after being accused of well

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<v Speaker 2>taking six hundred and fifty thousand dollars under the guise

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<v Speaker 2>of charitable donations and using them for personal luxury and

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<v Speaker 2>plastic surgery.

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<v Speaker 3>This according to the Feds. Hence where the father tummy

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<v Speaker 3>tuck comes in. Yeah, blucky, this guy's a real winner. Here.

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<v Speaker 2>He claimed to be supporting medical clinics in Lebanon. It

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<v Speaker 2>was actually a clinic in Manhattan where he was going

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<v Speaker 2>to have his plastic surgery done, deceiving donors for over

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<v Speaker 2>eight years the crowdfunding sites. He would appear on radio

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<v Speaker 2>show soliciting donations.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so he.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't stealing out of the basket. Then he was stealing

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<v Speaker 2>from people making donations in the name of the church. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but doing radio and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean, hey it, I'm just trying to always try to

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<v Speaker 3>make glass half full. Sorry, dude, that's how I live. Listen.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh it. What was the first thing that that everybody

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<v Speaker 3>thought when you said he was stripped of his duties?

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody thought kid touching. So that is a little a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of a brighter one, pat And he's not

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<v Speaker 3>stealing from that basket that people are putting in.

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<v Speaker 2>He is currently in Westchester County Jail as a flight risk,

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<v Speaker 2>despite still being ordained he can no longer perform any

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<v Speaker 2>priestly functions.

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<v Speaker 3>He'll be doing in jail. Oh, there'll be some functions

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<v Speaker 3>going on there. Yeah, he'll be. He'll be teaching, teaching.

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<v Speaker 3>The lord's name, probably the Uh so, did he get

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<v Speaker 3>the tummy tuck done? Yeah? Yeah, you had all sorts

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<v Speaker 3>of stuff done. I wasn't sure if it was officially

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<v Speaker 3>done or it was scheduled.

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<v Speaker 2>Living high on the hog, all sorts of luxury items

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<v Speaker 2>you used that those ch charitable donations, you know, for

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<v Speaker 2>the medical clinics in Lebanon.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably a nice car to Oh yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazon is finally laying down the law Taco Bob on

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<v Speaker 2>people sharing their service. No what this pertains to their

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<v Speaker 2>office personnel. There's a new deadline through rto return to office.

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<v Speaker 3>And they're serious this time.

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<v Speaker 2>Our salesforce is going Shut up, guys, they're serious as time.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to drag your butt into your Amazon

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<v Speaker 2>office workplace Monday through Friday for those who work Monday

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<v Speaker 2>through Friday in their office spaces no later than January two,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, God, that's where the problem comes in, and

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<v Speaker 3>you're being so weak.

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<v Speaker 2>They have tried how many times now to coax these

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<v Speaker 2>folks who learn they love being at home working rather

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<v Speaker 2>than getting up and going do works, which.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't blame them. I don't blame them one bit.

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<v Speaker 3>If I was doing sales, I'd be all over working

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<v Speaker 3>from home.

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<v Speaker 2>There's any kind of job for Amazon that you know

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<v Speaker 2>outside of the warehouse. This is their office workers, not

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<v Speaker 2>necessarily sales. If you work in that building, you need

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<v Speaker 2>to get your ass in there five days a week.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going off of what you said of you don't

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<v Speaker 2>blame them. If I was doing sales, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would definitely rather be doing it from home.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have some weasel next to you trying to

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<v Speaker 3>steal your account, listening into your phone calls. You have

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<v Speaker 3>to go into a private man. The struggle is real.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you, this is laughable. Look, just get to

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<v Speaker 3>work what you're getting paid for. Get in here, or

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<v Speaker 3>you don't have a job. Get in here. You don't

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<v Speaker 3>have a job. You know, all these different businesses out

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<v Speaker 3>there are making cuts at certain times. Okay, let me see,

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<v Speaker 3>are we gonna cut the person who's coming into work

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<v Speaker 3>all the time, or yeah, who's that guy? What's his

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<v Speaker 3>name again? I don't even remember Dave's last name. He

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<v Speaker 3>hadn't been here, not here. But I'm just saying, for example,

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<v Speaker 3>in so long, you know, there you go, that's your candidate.

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<v Speaker 3>Shakira News. Shakira popped up in a live a nightclub

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<v Speaker 3>in Miami Beach Sunday night with a film crew. They

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<v Speaker 3>needed some shots of her to go with a new

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<v Speaker 3>music video she's making for her song Sulta. This involved

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<v Speaker 3>her getting up in a skin tight dress on a

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<v Speaker 3>do you have a? Do you have a?

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<v Speaker 2>There's video all over the internet of what happened she

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<v Speaker 2>got up, and there's no context that it's in. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the story that comes from this video. She is in

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<v Speaker 2>this sequin gold dress, just form fitting, and it don't

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<v Speaker 2>look like she has anything on underneath, and that's where

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<v Speaker 2>the story comes in. She hops up on the counter

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<v Speaker 2>and is surrounded by you know, nightclub folks.

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<v Speaker 3>You hear me in the background, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And everybody is you know she she's up for doing

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<v Speaker 2>her dance thing and they're like whoa, And then she

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<v Speaker 2>suddenly stops and gets down. It turns out she got

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<v Speaker 2>down quickly because she spots some dude trying to upskirt

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<v Speaker 2>shoot upskirt video at Mike.

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<v Speaker 3>How could you not.

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<v Speaker 2>She's elevated above and surrounded by people, and that thing

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<v Speaker 2>is hiking up and.

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<v Speaker 3>So now you go to ruin it for everybody. So

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<v Speaker 3>you see her do this, wags her finger in the direction.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't see whoever the person is. I'm watching her

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<v Speaker 3>wag her finger right now. Wow that outfit. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>see it righting up right. If you ever they had

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<v Speaker 3>to blur something, if if you invited, you're you're dating somebody, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you're dating. Look she's covering it right

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<v Speaker 3>and doing the finger wag like Pat was saying. Now

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<v Speaker 3>she's pulling it down more. I was just trying to

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<v Speaker 3>shoot a video. Guys, leave me alone. That you invite her,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, you've gone out on a date or so,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're inviting her to Thanksgiving dinner and she shows

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<v Speaker 3>up in that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, unless she stands up on the Thanksgiving table

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<v Speaker 2>and does that, that would be.

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<v Speaker 3>I think even your folks would be okay with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh. Turkey based or there's too much, too many

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<v Speaker 3>jokes here, stuffing. Look, there's the fingeragg again. What there's

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<v Speaker 3>always got to be that pig. She's out there shooting

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<v Speaker 3>a video. Everything's supposed to be great, and here he

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<v Speaker 3>is trying a video upper skirt.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought for a second it might have been that

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<v Speaker 2>DJ dude there behind her, But now he gets his

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<v Speaker 2>phone out, but he was just the Yeah, he didn't

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<v Speaker 2>do anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was him too, but it's right up front.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, yeah, how do you even get into that thing?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you even get into that dress?

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<v Speaker 3>You have to be like Shakira. I mean, pat, you

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<v Speaker 3>and I are not getting in that dress.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that dress would fit on my arm.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine if we were now, that would be a sight

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<v Speaker 3>coming into work tomorrow wearing that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, there's this uh more on this on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>We go to uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Ohio eight year old girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, of course I would look up at Shakira.

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<v Speaker 3>They said, but doing the phone phone thing? Now, come on,

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<v Speaker 3>that's crossing line. Everybody in the place has their phone. No,

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<v Speaker 3>not up her skirt. Well that's what he's talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>He's saying, no, I know, But what I'm saying is

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<v Speaker 2>where she's at.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>If the person who is doing it realizes because just

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<v Speaker 2>where she's at, I mean just by.

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<v Speaker 3>Angles, he's got TMZ on his mind. Okay, you know

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<v Speaker 3>he could pay off all of her you know, bankruptcy

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<v Speaker 3>charges or whatever, all that irs problem. Said all that

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<v Speaker 3>in Spain. Yeah, he could have paid that off with

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<v Speaker 3>one video sick. Oh okay? What now?

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<v Speaker 2>Eight year old girl in Ohio on Sunday got up

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<v Speaker 2>and did what most eight year old girls do on

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday morning.

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<v Speaker 3>How can you go from any Shakira story into anything

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<v Speaker 3>it's not going to compare. What does the eight year

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<v Speaker 3>old do?

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<v Speaker 2>Topped into family say suv and drove twelve miles miles

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<v Speaker 2>to Target, where she bought a frappuccino at the Starbucks

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<v Speaker 2>inside and they went on a shopping spree with four

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<v Speaker 2>hundred bucks. Wow, twenty minute drive across multiple highways and

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<v Speaker 2>surface roads. Eight years old taking the family suv to

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<v Speaker 2>Target rappuccino.

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<v Speaker 3>Made it all the way there? Did she make it

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<v Speaker 3>all the way home? Or pulled over?

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<v Speaker 2>The family reported or missing? They thought she had gone missing,

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<v Speaker 2>And they spotted the suv and the Target parking lot

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<v Speaker 2>on Sunday morning, and yeah, they went inside there she

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<v Speaker 2>was just, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, eight years old, dude. I think four hundred large

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<v Speaker 3>at least she had enough money for the frappuccino Starbucks

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<v Speaker 3>four hundre bro. Yeah, you said at four hundred large,

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<v Speaker 3>What were you saying exactly? It's hard to go from

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<v Speaker 3>any any secure story with that. And that's impressive that

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<v Speaker 3>I ate eight years old.

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<v Speaker 2>It's impressive that there's many listeners at this point, even

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<v Speaker 2>still listening at this point to the final story. They're

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<v Speaker 2>all over looking at Shakira.

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<v Speaker 3>Who is is j R R M