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Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We let you taco one on
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Speaker 2: Let's begin in New York, where the Catholic Archidiocese of
Speaker 2: New York has stripped Father Paul Blecki, nicknamed Friar Tummy
Speaker 2: Tuck of his priestly duties after being accused of well
Speaker 2: taking six hundred and fifty thousand dollars under the guise
Speaker 2: of charitable donations and using them for personal luxury and
Speaker 2: plastic surgery.
Speaker 3: This according to the Feds. Hence where the father tummy
Speaker 3: tuck comes in. Yeah, blucky, this guy's a real winner. Here.
Speaker 2: He claimed to be supporting medical clinics in Lebanon. It
Speaker 2: was actually a clinic in Manhattan where he was going
Speaker 2: to have his plastic surgery done, deceiving donors for over
Speaker 2: eight years the crowdfunding sites. He would appear on radio
Speaker 2: show soliciting donations.
Speaker 3: Oh so he.
Speaker 2: Wasn't stealing out of the basket. Then he was stealing
Speaker 2: from people making donations in the name of the church. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but doing radio and I.
Speaker 3: Mean, hey it, I'm just trying to always try to
Speaker 3: make glass half full. Sorry, dude, that's how I live. Listen.
Speaker 3: Uh it. What was the first thing that that everybody
Speaker 3: thought when you said he was stripped of his duties?
Speaker 3: Everybody thought kid touching. So that is a little a
Speaker 3: little bit of a brighter one, pat And he's not
Speaker 3: stealing from that basket that people are putting in.
Speaker 2: He is currently in Westchester County Jail as a flight risk,
Speaker 2: despite still being ordained he can no longer perform any
Speaker 2: priestly functions.
Speaker 3: He'll be doing in jail. Oh, there'll be some functions
Speaker 3: going on there. Yeah, he'll be. He'll be teaching, teaching.
Speaker 3: The lord's name, probably the Uh so, did he get
Speaker 3: the tummy tuck done? Yeah? Yeah, you had all sorts
Speaker 3: of stuff done. I wasn't sure if it was officially
Speaker 3: done or it was scheduled.
Speaker 2: Living high on the hog, all sorts of luxury items
Speaker 2: you used that those ch charitable donations, you know, for
Speaker 2: the medical clinics in Lebanon.
Speaker 3: Probably a nice car to Oh yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Amazon is finally laying down the law Taco Bob on
Speaker 2: people sharing their service. No what this pertains to their
Speaker 2: office personnel. There's a new deadline through rto return to office.
Speaker 3: And they're serious this time.
Speaker 2: Our salesforce is going Shut up, guys, they're serious as time.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to drag your butt into your Amazon
Speaker 2: office workplace Monday through Friday for those who work Monday
Speaker 2: through Friday in their office spaces no later than January two,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Oh my, God, that's where the problem comes in, and
Speaker 3: you're being so weak.
Speaker 2: They have tried how many times now to coax these
Speaker 2: folks who learn they love being at home working rather
Speaker 2: than getting up and going do works, which.
Speaker 3: I don't blame them. I don't blame them one bit.
Speaker 3: If I was doing sales, I'd be all over working
Speaker 3: from home.
Speaker 2: There's any kind of job for Amazon that you know
Speaker 2: outside of the warehouse. This is their office workers, not
Speaker 2: necessarily sales. If you work in that building, you need
Speaker 2: to get your ass in there five days a week.
Speaker 2: I'm going off of what you said of you don't
Speaker 2: blame them. If I was doing sales, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would definitely rather be doing it from home.
Speaker 3: You don't have some weasel next to you trying to
Speaker 3: steal your account, listening into your phone calls. You have
Speaker 3: to go into a private man. The struggle is real.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, this is laughable. Look, just get to
Speaker 3: work what you're getting paid for. Get in here, or
Speaker 3: you don't have a job. Get in here. You don't
Speaker 3: have a job. You know, all these different businesses out
Speaker 3: there are making cuts at certain times. Okay, let me see,
Speaker 3: are we gonna cut the person who's coming into work
Speaker 3: all the time, or yeah, who's that guy? What's his
Speaker 3: name again? I don't even remember Dave's last name. He
Speaker 3: hadn't been here, not here. But I'm just saying, for example,
Speaker 3: in so long, you know, there you go, that's your candidate.
Speaker 3: Shakira News. Shakira popped up in a live a nightclub
Speaker 3: in Miami Beach Sunday night with a film crew. They
Speaker 3: needed some shots of her to go with a new
Speaker 3: music video she's making for her song Sulta. This involved
Speaker 3: her getting up in a skin tight dress on a
Speaker 3: do you have a? Do you have a?
Speaker 2: There's video all over the internet of what happened she
Speaker 2: got up, and there's no context that it's in. It's
Speaker 2: the story that comes from this video. She is in
Speaker 2: this sequin gold dress, just form fitting, and it don't
Speaker 2: look like she has anything on underneath, and that's where
Speaker 2: the story comes in. She hops up on the counter
Speaker 2: and is surrounded by you know, nightclub folks.
Speaker 3: You hear me in the background, yeah.
Speaker 2: And everybody is you know she she's up for doing
Speaker 2: her dance thing and they're like whoa, And then she
Speaker 2: suddenly stops and gets down. It turns out she got
Speaker 2: down quickly because she spots some dude trying to upskirt
Speaker 2: shoot upskirt video at Mike.
Speaker 3: How could you not.
Speaker 2: She's elevated above and surrounded by people, and that thing
Speaker 2: is hiking up and.
Speaker 3: So now you go to ruin it for everybody. So
Speaker 3: you see her do this, wags her finger in the direction.
Speaker 3: You can't see whoever the person is. I'm watching her
Speaker 3: wag her finger right now. Wow that outfit. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: see it righting up right. If you ever they had
Speaker 3: to blur something, if if you invited, you're you're dating somebody, right,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're dating. Look she's covering it right
Speaker 3: and doing the finger wag like Pat was saying. Now
Speaker 3: she's pulling it down more. I was just trying to
Speaker 3: shoot a video. Guys, leave me alone. That you invite her,
Speaker 3: you know, you've gone out on a date or so,
Speaker 3: and you're inviting her to Thanksgiving dinner and she shows
Speaker 3: up in that.
Speaker 2: Oh well, unless she stands up on the Thanksgiving table
Speaker 2: and does that, that would be.
Speaker 3: I think even your folks would be okay with it.
Speaker 3: Uh huh. Turkey based or there's too much, too many
Speaker 3: jokes here, stuffing. Look, there's the fingeragg again. What there's
Speaker 3: always got to be that pig. She's out there shooting
Speaker 3: a video. Everything's supposed to be great, and here he
Speaker 3: is trying a video upper skirt.
Speaker 2: I thought for a second it might have been that
Speaker 2: DJ dude there behind her, But now he gets his
Speaker 2: phone out, but he was just the Yeah, he didn't
Speaker 2: do anything wrong.
Speaker 3: I thought it was him too, but it's right up front.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, how do you even get into that thing?
Speaker 2: How do you even get into that dress?
Speaker 3: You have to be like Shakira. I mean, pat, you
Speaker 3: and I are not getting in that dress.
Speaker 2: I don't think that dress would fit on my arm.
Speaker 3: Imagine if we were now, that would be a sight
Speaker 3: coming into work tomorrow wearing that one.
Speaker 2: Finally, there's this uh more on this on our Facebook page.
Speaker 3: We go to uh.
Speaker 2: Ohio eight year old girl.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, of course I would look up at Shakira.
Speaker 3: They said, but doing the phone phone thing? Now, come on,
Speaker 3: that's crossing line. Everybody in the place has their phone. No,
Speaker 3: not up her skirt. Well that's what he's talking about.
Speaker 2: He's saying, no, I know, But what I'm saying is
Speaker 2: where she's at.
Speaker 3: I don't even know.
Speaker 2: If the person who is doing it realizes because just
Speaker 2: where she's at, I mean just by.
Speaker 3: Angles, he's got TMZ on his mind. Okay, you know
Speaker 3: he could pay off all of her you know, bankruptcy
Speaker 3: charges or whatever, all that irs problem. Said all that
Speaker 3: in Spain. Yeah, he could have paid that off with
Speaker 3: one video sick. Oh okay? What now?
Speaker 2: Eight year old girl in Ohio on Sunday got up
Speaker 2: and did what most eight year old girls do on
Speaker 2: Sunday morning.
Speaker 3: How can you go from any Shakira story into anything
Speaker 3: it's not going to compare. What does the eight year
Speaker 3: old do?
Speaker 2: Topped into family say suv and drove twelve miles miles
Speaker 2: to Target, where she bought a frappuccino at the Starbucks
Speaker 2: inside and they went on a shopping spree with four
Speaker 2: hundred bucks. Wow, twenty minute drive across multiple highways and
Speaker 2: surface roads. Eight years old taking the family suv to
Speaker 2: Target rappuccino.
Speaker 3: Made it all the way there? Did she make it
Speaker 3: all the way home? Or pulled over?
Speaker 2: The family reported or missing? They thought she had gone missing,
Speaker 2: And they spotted the suv and the Target parking lot
Speaker 2: on Sunday morning, and yeah, they went inside there she
Speaker 2: was just, you.
Speaker 3: Know, eight years old, dude. I think four hundred large
Speaker 3: at least she had enough money for the frappuccino Starbucks
Speaker 3: four hundre bro. Yeah, you said at four hundred large,
Speaker 3: What were you saying exactly? It's hard to go from
Speaker 3: any any secure story with that. And that's impressive that
Speaker 3: I ate eight years old.
Speaker 2: It's impressive that there's many listeners at this point, even
Speaker 2: still listening at this point to the final story. They're
Speaker 2: all over looking at Shakira.
Speaker 3: Who is is j R R M