WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.400 Welcome to the snarts Egg. 2 00:00:12.279 --> 00:00:13.119 You're about to teach. 3 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:17.120 Your name's glazed by the great Chris Ray, Go, Derek 4 00:00:17.280 --> 00:00:21.120 Blackmat and Tom Sway. 5 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:27.480 Sit back and prepare for some shit. Sit back and 6 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:28.960 prepare for some lazy. 7 00:00:35.479 --> 00:00:41.000 Hello, everybody, Welcome to the snark Tank Podcast. It's a 8 00:00:41.079 --> 00:00:44.159 rainy day in Los Angeles. First rainy day. We did 9 00:00:44.159 --> 00:00:46.640 this remote because I'm going to be flying soon and 10 00:00:46.719 --> 00:00:48.880 I just figured like, let's just keep the cadence of 11 00:00:48.920 --> 00:00:52.560 doing remote until I'm back able to do it consistently. 12 00:00:53.119 --> 00:00:55.039 Had no idea that it was raining as tumultuously as 13 00:00:55.039 --> 00:00:56.520 it was, so it's. 14 00:00:56.399 --> 00:00:57.520 Pretty good it worked out. 15 00:00:58.039 --> 00:00:59.399 I don't think it's anny where I'm at right now. 16 00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:01.920 It is outside right now. 17 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:05.000 There are rain drops that are I'm not even exaggerating 18 00:01:05.040 --> 00:01:10.280 the size of small pickup trucks that falling down. 19 00:01:10.519 --> 00:01:13.519 That would be literally an end of a day's scenario. 20 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:15.840 It's not so bad. 21 00:01:16.040 --> 00:01:19.680 Actually, you'd think it'd be worse than it is. But 22 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:22.719 you know a lot of sturdy architecture here somehow. 23 00:01:22.519 --> 00:01:26.120 Like that that rain drop. Would you think there's a 24 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:28.239 minimum size on main rain drop and a maximum size 25 00:01:28.480 --> 00:01:33.719 chips there has to be right, Yeah, wait maximum size 26 00:01:33.760 --> 00:01:34.439 of rain drops? 27 00:01:35.239 --> 00:01:40.239 Is there a minimum size of the minimums? Probably missed? 28 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:46.879 No, technically yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:48.640 Look, let's before we gonna star Tank podcast. It's to 30 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:51.200 be Chris's, Tim Derek and Timtweeny patroon dot com. 31 00:01:51.200 --> 00:01:51.799 Slice is Snarktank. 32 00:01:51.840 --> 00:01:54.120 Remember you can go over there early access, ad free episodes, 33 00:01:54.159 --> 00:01:58.680 exclusive episodes. You know, you get to ask your questions, 34 00:01:58.719 --> 00:02:00.760 you get to write in your gestions, you get to 35 00:02:00.760 --> 00:02:02.079 get your name right at the end of the show. 36 00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:02.640 Go over there. 37 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:03.280 Check it out. 38 00:02:03.599 --> 00:02:07.200 So that we have there's a minimum size. Oh cool, 39 00:02:07.640 --> 00:02:11.360 the minimum size is said to be zero point five millimeters. 40 00:02:12.159 --> 00:02:14.360 Amazing. We're working out some new. 41 00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:18.639 And then the maximum size is considered to be five 42 00:02:18.719 --> 00:02:23.240 point five millimeters. Okay, so that's a big rain and 43 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:24.039 a small rain. 44 00:02:24.919 --> 00:02:29.199 Right, We've got some new tiers, We've got some new stuff. 45 00:02:29.439 --> 00:02:32.400 We're we're shopping some new stuff for some maybe some 46 00:02:32.400 --> 00:02:34.280 new tiers or maybe some stuff added to replace some 47 00:02:34.319 --> 00:02:37.000 bl tiers in the past as well. So keep an 48 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:38.919 eye out for that is gonna be some fun stuff ahead. 49 00:02:39.759 --> 00:02:42.599 But uh, in the meantime, are you done researching grain 50 00:02:42.919 --> 00:02:44.400 and maximum sizes of rain. 51 00:02:44.479 --> 00:02:46.479 It is interesting these are like really dumb questions that 52 00:02:46.479 --> 00:02:48.759 are actually kind of you know, like, oh, I've never 53 00:02:48.800 --> 00:02:49.560 thought about that. 54 00:02:50.199 --> 00:02:52.080 But you did think about it though, because you're googling it. 55 00:02:52.560 --> 00:02:55.639 Well, clearly, yes, that's that was implied by what I said. 56 00:02:55.759 --> 00:02:57.800 Chris hey, Chris. 57 00:02:58.240 --> 00:03:01.400 Hey, do you uh, do you think you remember how many? 58 00:03:02.439 --> 00:03:04.400 How many memory cards do you have for PlayStation? 59 00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:07.879 How memory oh? How many memory cards like for the 60 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:08.680 original PlayStation? 61 00:03:08.759 --> 00:03:12.360 Yeah, PlayStation and PlayStation two? Like you think I had to. 62 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:14.360 I think I might have had like a max. I 63 00:03:14.400 --> 00:03:17.280 think I might have had three or four. I remember 64 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:18.560 I had one that was really cool. It was like 65 00:03:18.560 --> 00:03:21.919 a translucent orange with like a black I had had 66 00:03:21.919 --> 00:03:22.759 the black plug. 67 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:25.000 I had the glossy black one like little sparkles on 68 00:03:25.039 --> 00:03:26.319 it for my PS two one. I thought that was 69 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:27.199 really cool. Nice. 70 00:03:27.280 --> 00:03:30.439 Yeah, I like those like see through kind of plate ones. 71 00:03:31.280 --> 00:03:33.240 I only bring it up because I, you know, I 72 00:03:33.560 --> 00:03:37.120 recently I'm collecting the old hardware. 73 00:03:37.560 --> 00:03:38.680 Oh did you get your PS two? 74 00:03:38.719 --> 00:03:41.639 And well, it'll be herefore, it's gonna be probably rained on, 75 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:42.919 it'll be here today. 76 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:46.960 And uh, I was I'm specifically so I talked about 77 00:03:46.960 --> 00:03:48.000 this music. 78 00:03:48.840 --> 00:03:51.319 So there's two types of music generators that were on 79 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:53.639 PS two, and I think the one that I'm looking for, 80 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:57.199 though there's there's two different types. There's just a there's 81 00:03:57.280 --> 00:04:00.719 like one that was a tied to MTV. There's like 82 00:04:00.919 --> 00:04:05.159 MTV music generator something, and then there's two. There's three 83 00:04:05.199 --> 00:04:07.560 of them, but the second one I think is what 84 00:04:07.639 --> 00:04:08.159 I'm looking for. 85 00:04:08.199 --> 00:04:09.599 I'm not one hundred scent sure. And then there was 86 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:12.319 the other one that I know you know of. 87 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:14.439 I think you've probably played it before because I had 88 00:04:14.439 --> 00:04:17.639 like a like kind of an orange yellow pace. 89 00:04:18.399 --> 00:04:20.639 Yeah, an orange thing with like a blue kind of 90 00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:22.839 it was like a music I think it was called 91 00:04:23.399 --> 00:04:24.759 literally just called music maker. 92 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:28.319 Yeah, music maker. I think Magic's music maker. 93 00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:28.959 Yeah. 94 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:31.160 So there's that, and then there's another, and I think 95 00:04:31.199 --> 00:04:33.680 I'm looking for the other one. I bring this up 96 00:04:33.680 --> 00:04:36.319 because I was like, oh, which memory card I have 97 00:04:36.399 --> 00:04:39.360 old memory of whichever game it is, And then I 98 00:04:39.399 --> 00:04:41.160 was like, oh, yeah, I probably have like three memory 99 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:43.279 cards or something, and I'm like, oh wait, no, there's 100 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:44.600 what the hell is this? 101 00:04:45.199 --> 00:04:48.839 That's so why that is a crazy amount of memory cards. 102 00:04:48.879 --> 00:04:52.600 I don't remember having this MIDI And I'm like, why, Yeah, 103 00:04:52.680 --> 00:04:54.519 maybe now that I think about it, maybe I had more. 104 00:04:55.600 --> 00:04:58.759 I remember specifically some of them, like this is okay 105 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:03.839 classic PlayStation when that has some weird fucking some car 106 00:05:03.839 --> 00:05:04.959 on it or something. 107 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:06.480 Or was that like from from place? 108 00:05:07.480 --> 00:05:09.800 This is Vigilanty eight, the fucking the that try to 109 00:05:09.800 --> 00:05:12.600 compete with uh Twisted Metal. 110 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:14.000 Do you remember that? 111 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:15.519 That's right? I forgot a. 112 00:05:15.639 --> 00:05:20.120 Very soft, more realistic as it could be right a version. 113 00:05:20.160 --> 00:05:22.920 There was no clowns or black men with giant tires 114 00:05:22.920 --> 00:05:24.480 and Vigilanty eight, but. 115 00:05:24.399 --> 00:05:28.040 It was yeah, it was all right, and uh yeah, so. 116 00:05:28.199 --> 00:05:30.079 This is this is I'm so curious to see what 117 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:33.040 the fuck are on all of these because I. 118 00:05:32.879 --> 00:05:34.839 How can they all be used? It doesn't even make 119 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:35.399 any So I was. 120 00:05:35.399 --> 00:05:36.800 Like, yeah, that many games. 121 00:05:37.240 --> 00:05:39.240 I mean, it would make sense that they would be, 122 00:05:39.560 --> 00:05:41.680 like you would need more than a couple of them, 123 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:44.079 but I just feel like I would just I don't know. 124 00:05:44.120 --> 00:05:46.319 I don't remember having that many. I must have, though, 125 00:05:47.000 --> 00:05:48.560 now that I think about it, I must have had 126 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:49.399 at least like. 127 00:05:49.199 --> 00:05:52.120 Like just to pussy to erase some stuff. 128 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:54.800 I guess it's like, oh, I can't even though I 129 00:05:54.800 --> 00:05:56.920 have things, I'm never gonna play again type ship. 130 00:05:57.759 --> 00:05:59.279 I think I genuinely when I was a kid, I 131 00:05:59.319 --> 00:06:01.399 just didn't know how to de shit. So I was 132 00:06:01.439 --> 00:06:05.120 just like, I guess I needed new one. They were 133 00:06:05.160 --> 00:06:07.360 pretty commonplace though, like, they weren't that hard to get out. 134 00:06:07.360 --> 00:06:09.560 They weren't that expensive either. It wasn't like the PSVDA. 135 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:10.959 You remember when that came out and they had like 136 00:06:11.000 --> 00:06:18.040 the proprietary uh mini SSDSD. I remember, yeah, here you 137 00:06:18.120 --> 00:06:20.319 were like, yeah, it was like forty bucks for like 138 00:06:20.360 --> 00:06:22.319 five gigs or some some nonsense. 139 00:06:22.439 --> 00:06:25.120 That was crazy that they did that. They really fucked. 140 00:06:24.839 --> 00:06:29.240 Themselves over that for no reason. But you know, live 141 00:06:29.279 --> 00:06:31.800 and learn. Not a lot going on, not a lot 142 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:36.519 going on in the world. So I made a joke 143 00:06:36.560 --> 00:06:40.040 about Hassan shocking the shit out of his dog or 144 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:42.439 I think, I don't even remember what I said. But 145 00:06:42.759 --> 00:06:45.079 the guys had not seen that story, so we didn't 146 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:50.000 riff super deep into it at all, which is so naturally. 147 00:06:50.040 --> 00:06:52.040 We made it the thumbnail of the previous episode to 148 00:06:52.160 --> 00:06:53.600 just completely mislead. 149 00:06:53.839 --> 00:06:54.199 I had to. 150 00:06:54.519 --> 00:06:56.240 I was thinking, you know what when I when when 151 00:06:56.240 --> 00:06:58.600 I made that thumbnail, it made me think of the 152 00:06:58.680 --> 00:07:02.000 episode we did, or we said we met or Joe 153 00:07:02.079 --> 00:07:06.639 Rogan reached out to us. It was a complete fucking 154 00:07:06.800 --> 00:07:10.439 like bullshit red Harry go so bunny, did. 155 00:07:10.240 --> 00:07:11.399 Anybody even comment on that? 156 00:07:11.399 --> 00:07:12.839 I feel like I looked at the comments and nobody 157 00:07:12.879 --> 00:07:14.360 seemed to care that we made that up. 158 00:07:14.680 --> 00:07:15.199 That's crazy. 159 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:17.759 I forgot to check, but that that would be crazy. 160 00:07:18.759 --> 00:07:22.560 But yeah, so Hassan did he. So let'sten, let's let's 161 00:07:22.560 --> 00:07:25.800 state the facts. Let's let's state the facts about this 162 00:07:25.839 --> 00:07:26.240 whole thing. 163 00:07:26.519 --> 00:07:26.959 M hmm. 164 00:07:27.399 --> 00:07:29.600 I want to be perfectly clear. I'm so sick of 165 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:33.399 hearing about this guy. I'm so sick of like seeing 166 00:07:33.439 --> 00:07:35.639 this guy's nave all over Twitter, like it's so it's 167 00:07:35.639 --> 00:07:37.959 boring as fuck. But he did, in fact turn around 168 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:39.560 and shock the shit of his dog with a with 169 00:07:39.600 --> 00:07:40.839 a two prong taser. 170 00:07:42.279 --> 00:07:44.639 Yeah, that he shot out of a. 171 00:07:44.199 --> 00:07:45.759 It was like small gun. 172 00:07:45.920 --> 00:07:48.240 It's it's it's what you call the lazy man's cattle 173 00:07:48.279 --> 00:07:52.439 prod because it's like nine feet long, you know, it's right, Yeah, 174 00:07:52.439 --> 00:07:55.480 and like the you know, the the ranchers are like, man, 175 00:07:55.600 --> 00:07:58.120 I I don't want to get ab out of my seat. 176 00:07:58.319 --> 00:08:01.720 But then cows being crazy and then the saw and 177 00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:03.800 talked about he was watching that he was watching like 178 00:08:03.800 --> 00:08:06.279 a documentary on ranchers, and he left like for the 179 00:08:06.399 --> 00:08:08.959 thirty minutes, and then he came back and he was like, oh. 180 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:11.480 I really could use that that chalker. 181 00:08:11.519 --> 00:08:14.839 You don't look like, oh that's what he sounds. 182 00:08:16.600 --> 00:08:20.279 I can really I can really use those that thing, 183 00:08:20.399 --> 00:08:23.560 you know, not for anything crazy, but I just think 184 00:08:23.600 --> 00:08:24.959 it would be really cool to have, you know. 185 00:08:26.720 --> 00:08:27.319 He turned around. 186 00:08:27.360 --> 00:08:32.360 He turned around, he snapped an a cog scope on 187 00:08:32.559 --> 00:08:36.960 this taser and then aimed at his dog and shot it. 188 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:39.519 I think the prongs ended up in the dog's eyes too, 189 00:08:39.519 --> 00:08:41.679 which is really a shame. So now the dog is 190 00:08:41.720 --> 00:08:45.840 blind and electrocuted, doesn't know where, doesn't know where to go. 191 00:08:45.879 --> 00:08:47.879 It's a shame. Yeah, it's a shame. 192 00:08:47.879 --> 00:08:50.639 But everybody's talking about it because it's the It's everybody 193 00:08:50.679 --> 00:08:51.919 talks about everything Hasan. 194 00:08:51.720 --> 00:08:56.879 Does everything, everything he does doesn't matter. I recorded a. 195 00:08:58.519 --> 00:08:58.919 I can't. 196 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:01.080 I couldn't even be fucked it, And and the and 197 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:04.200 the the side channel I'm doing is minimal editing. It's 198 00:09:04.200 --> 00:09:06.159 almost nothing. If I fuck up is really the only 199 00:09:06.159 --> 00:09:08.240 time I need to edit something, and then just you know, 200 00:09:08.279 --> 00:09:09.440 fix the compression or whatever. 201 00:09:09.919 --> 00:09:11.759 And you should make a channel where like in the middle, 202 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:14.720 like you're doing real commentary. But like so it's ten 203 00:09:14.720 --> 00:09:17.799 minute videos, but like at some point in the in 204 00:09:18.080 --> 00:09:21.720 like whether it's minute two or minute seven, you throw 205 00:09:21.840 --> 00:09:24.080 up violently, but you don't cut it out. 206 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:29.879 You keep going and you keep son shocked. 207 00:09:32.200 --> 00:09:34.399 And uh, yeah, people have a lot to say about it. 208 00:09:36.559 --> 00:09:39.759 That's actually, if if I could throw up on command, 209 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:41.919 that that would be something I would. 210 00:09:41.960 --> 00:09:43.799 I would absolutely do. It'd be like Report of the Week. 211 00:09:44.759 --> 00:09:46.440 But like, uh, with vomit, I guess. 212 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:48.080 Yeah, people were just waiting and then uh, and then 213 00:09:48.120 --> 00:09:53.440 you do live shows and people are like having fucking ponchos. 214 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:55.279 Like you're just aller the Splash show. 215 00:09:58.919 --> 00:10:00.000 I hope he pukes on it. 216 00:10:00.120 --> 00:10:08.840 Oh man, mouth gape. Oh my god, that's so gross. Yeah, 217 00:10:08.919 --> 00:10:10.919 yeah it is. You guys started talking about it. Of 218 00:10:10.960 --> 00:10:12.039 course it's fucking. 219 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:13.480 So how do you feel you how do you feel 220 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:15.600 about electrocuting your dog in the middle of your stream? 221 00:10:15.679 --> 00:10:17.679 I think that's insane. I think it's I think that's 222 00:10:17.679 --> 00:10:19.960 so like I forgot people did it like that to animals? 223 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:22.360 Have you have you looked into all of that ship 224 00:10:22.600 --> 00:10:25.840 like like whatever? He Because I was getting on my 225 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:31.120 for U side of Twitter, I was getting like confirmation 226 00:10:31.679 --> 00:10:33.720 that it obviously you did it, and then all and 227 00:10:33.759 --> 00:10:36.080 then people being like, no, you guys are stupid, like 228 00:10:36.120 --> 00:10:38.840 this was just a horrible circumstance that looks like he 229 00:10:38.879 --> 00:10:41.000 did it, but here's all the real facts. And I 230 00:10:41.039 --> 00:10:43.559 was getting like, like, let me give you an example. 231 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:47.320 So it was the caller, people like it's a shot 232 00:10:47.360 --> 00:10:51.559 collar or something. And then I saw Ethan Klein by 233 00:10:51.639 --> 00:10:54.279 that caller and then it wasn't. It wasn't hurting him. 234 00:10:54.279 --> 00:10:56.559 He was expecting it to like hurt because he wanted 235 00:10:56.600 --> 00:10:58.919 to prove that it sucks because Hassan said it's a 236 00:10:59.039 --> 00:11:01.279 vibration caller. But then I saw some of the people 237 00:11:01.279 --> 00:11:04.440 say like, no, that particular model goes up way more 238 00:11:04.480 --> 00:11:07.879 notches than Ethan ever went up to, so it does 239 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:09.759 have the And I was like, well, there's no proof 240 00:11:09.799 --> 00:11:10.120 of that. 241 00:11:10.720 --> 00:11:12.639 I feel like if yeah, that's kind of things like 242 00:11:12.639 --> 00:11:13.120 I feel like. 243 00:11:13.039 --> 00:11:15.360 Ethan would would have everyone. I think I think he 244 00:11:15.399 --> 00:11:17.600 would have a reason, every reason. 245 00:11:19.320 --> 00:11:22.840 To make it if anyone, if anyone would do it 246 00:11:22.919 --> 00:11:27.919 to be Ethan. The thing is, yeah, it didn't look 247 00:11:27.960 --> 00:11:29.720 it just didn't look good. Like I think the way 248 00:11:29.720 --> 00:11:32.279 it looked it does not bode well for him. The 249 00:11:32.279 --> 00:11:34.600 way the doggie yelped. It didn't look well for him either, 250 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:37.720 the fact that he didn't show it immediately. Like I'm 251 00:11:37.720 --> 00:11:39.159 not even saying if he like did it or not. 252 00:11:39.200 --> 00:11:41.600 It doesn't look it just optically like I'm looking at 253 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:45.240 from you, I'm from a pittol. It doesn't look good. 254 00:11:45.320 --> 00:11:46.840 This does not look good at all. 255 00:11:46.960 --> 00:11:49.519 He's admitted as such. He's admitted as such. I didn't 256 00:11:49.519 --> 00:11:50.480 say that, No. 257 00:11:50.600 --> 00:11:50.879 He did. 258 00:11:51.039 --> 00:11:53.159 I will admit like that. That to me was like 259 00:11:53.240 --> 00:11:54.720 the only thing that I came around because like, I 260 00:11:54.759 --> 00:11:58.080 don't know, man, I've anybody who has dogs, like my 261 00:11:58.720 --> 00:12:01.440 dog will just yell sometimes and it's just like, oh, 262 00:12:01.480 --> 00:12:03.720 something's wrong, and then you're just like you just don't 263 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:04.120 know what it is. 264 00:12:04.159 --> 00:12:05.279 It's kind of endiscernible. 265 00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:06.080 U huh. 266 00:12:06.159 --> 00:12:08.159 I don't know what the fuck man. Maybe he shocked her, 267 00:12:08.159 --> 00:12:08.639 maybe he didn't. 268 00:12:08.639 --> 00:12:10.720 The thing that confuses me was just like that your 269 00:12:10.720 --> 00:12:12.639 dog yelps and then you turn around, then you're like 270 00:12:12.759 --> 00:12:15.120 and then you just show No. That to me was 271 00:12:15.159 --> 00:12:18.000 the weirder part, you know what I mean, Even weirder 272 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:21.960 than if he had shocked her, Like I don't know 273 00:12:21.960 --> 00:12:23.759 why you would shock your dog for like moving like that, 274 00:12:23.799 --> 00:12:26.200 but like I don't know people, there's I don't know 275 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:28.480 anything about dog training, Like maybe that's something I fucking 276 00:12:28.519 --> 00:12:29.519 know you don't remember. 277 00:12:29.679 --> 00:12:31.080 I remember dogs and dog training. 278 00:12:31.120 --> 00:12:32.720 That's like I remember there was one. 279 00:12:32.919 --> 00:12:35.919 I've only been in one situation where I've seen a 280 00:12:35.960 --> 00:12:38.840 family shock a dog and it's because they were it 281 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:42.360 was like running into like running into the street, and 282 00:12:42.399 --> 00:12:44.240 they shocked her, so it like yelped and it came back, 283 00:12:44.960 --> 00:12:46.519 which I think is like probably the only time I've 284 00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:48.039 ever seen is like, yeah, I mean, if you're gonna 285 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:49.720 ren if you heard it a little to save it 286 00:12:49.720 --> 00:12:51.440 from being flattened by a truck, Okay. 287 00:12:51.320 --> 00:12:53.399 You're not supposed to shot, like I think, like I 288 00:12:53.440 --> 00:12:54.320 think shocking, Like. 289 00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:55.919 I think you're not supposed to shock him either, But 290 00:12:55.960 --> 00:12:57.200 like that's the only time I've ever seen it, And 291 00:12:57.360 --> 00:12:59.559 I'm like, yeah, I mean, I guess. But like for 292 00:12:59.639 --> 00:13:04.679 step off the plate, like it's a it's a hysterical 293 00:13:04.720 --> 00:13:06.480 image though, I have to say, like the the the 294 00:13:06.519 --> 00:13:08.519 image of his son turning around and electric to his 295 00:13:08.559 --> 00:13:11.120 dog is very funny, Like that is a very funny premise. 296 00:13:11.159 --> 00:13:13.960 And then he also like because he reaches off camera 297 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:16.399 a little bit, and so it looks like he triggered 298 00:13:16.440 --> 00:13:17.039 it something. 299 00:13:17.519 --> 00:13:19.360 He said, it does look good. 300 00:13:19.519 --> 00:13:21.960 He said it was his zen pack, like because all 301 00:13:21.960 --> 00:13:24.279 those fucking people do the nicotine gum. 302 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:26.440 Now that's like the new thing, I guess. 303 00:13:27.120 --> 00:13:30.200 And uh, the fact he didn't like like, I don't know, like, 304 00:13:30.200 --> 00:13:33.320 well look at that. Even you could have avoided all 305 00:13:33.360 --> 00:13:36.399 this by just showing it immediately. The thing that's crazy, 306 00:13:37.240 --> 00:13:39.279 but like, oh, this is not it. But the problem 307 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:40.519 is that I don't think that would have fixed it, 308 00:13:40.559 --> 00:13:42.519 to be honest, No, no, no, I mean I think it 309 00:13:42.519 --> 00:13:43.960 would have. I think it would have got a lot 310 00:13:44.000 --> 00:13:46.120 of like shit out of the way immediately, where it 311 00:13:46.120 --> 00:13:49.960 would have been like, okay, well we have more proof 312 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:52.919 on this side than the other side. You know. Let 313 00:13:52.960 --> 00:13:53.519 me just say this. 314 00:13:53.799 --> 00:13:56.840 The thing that's craziest about it is for somebody who's 315 00:13:56.919 --> 00:14:01.039 in the public eye, who is as watched as he is, 316 00:14:01.919 --> 00:14:03.840 you would think that you would have some level of 317 00:14:03.840 --> 00:14:07.240 self awareness to be like, oh, my dog just yelped 318 00:14:08.080 --> 00:14:10.960 in pain while I'm ranting. 319 00:14:12.399 --> 00:14:15.720 Me, I should probably at least check on the dog. 320 00:14:16.799 --> 00:14:18.159 That to me is like crazy to me, Like I 321 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:19.480 just I don't understand, Like if I was in a 322 00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:21.279 situation I'd be like, oh, people are gonna look at 323 00:14:21.279 --> 00:14:23.279 this weird if I just sit here. 324 00:14:23.480 --> 00:14:25.360 It's the same idea, Like it's some idea of like 325 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:26.879 you know, when you have your dogs, right, if you 326 00:14:26.919 --> 00:14:28.720 have like people to have dogs that bark all the time, 327 00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:30.600 they don't go to the dog every time the dog 328 00:14:30.639 --> 00:14:33.919 starts barking. You know. No, No, people's that babies cry 329 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:36.559 all the time. You know, at a certain point on parentsy, 330 00:14:36.559 --> 00:14:40.639 you know, they kind of dissociate crying in general. There's 331 00:14:40.679 --> 00:14:43.519 the baby's cry. Some babies just cry a fox honey, 332 00:14:43.519 --> 00:14:46.639 you know. Yeah, granted there's difference between crying and screaming 333 00:14:46.679 --> 00:14:50.759 of a baby, but like there's you know, people dissociated, 334 00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:52.279 you know, like it's kind of the way, like even 335 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:55.840 for me now, like I babies crying really annoys me. 336 00:14:56.000 --> 00:14:57.399 It just genuinely bothers me. 337 00:14:57.519 --> 00:14:58.000 I've seen it. 338 00:14:58.039 --> 00:15:00.960 I've seen I've seen it bothers me. But like I've seen. 339 00:15:00.799 --> 00:15:03.240 Him around, I've seen him around crying babies, and I 340 00:15:03.320 --> 00:15:07.879 watched him many times. Never I've watched his fist clenched 341 00:15:08.000 --> 00:15:09.440 like real heart like to the point where he was 342 00:15:09.480 --> 00:15:11.360 like there was blood trickling down his knuckles. 343 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:13.759 You've never, you never, because I saw him lean into 344 00:15:13.799 --> 00:15:17.600 a baby's face and infant's face and say shut up 345 00:15:17.840 --> 00:15:20.279 as loud as he could to where his vocal courts 346 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:24.240 actually started excruciating, had some blood spurt like it was. 347 00:15:26.919 --> 00:15:33.279 It was pretty baby. A baby just falls asleep. I've 348 00:15:33.279 --> 00:15:33.639 seen him. 349 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:36.159 I've seen like Kingston does not like crying babies at all. 350 00:15:36.200 --> 00:15:38.840 I don't like crying babies at all. It's really aggrevating sound. Yeah, 351 00:15:38.879 --> 00:15:41.399 but also the fact that was around it so much 352 00:15:41.440 --> 00:15:43.440 growing up. But now it doesn't bother me morecause I'm like, 353 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:45.480 I remember my niece and my nephews thing all the time. 354 00:15:45.519 --> 00:15:49.480 So I just gotta like fan out this baby making noise. 355 00:15:49.639 --> 00:15:51.919 But that's what happens. People just day like there. People 356 00:15:51.919 --> 00:15:54.399 don't think, I don't. I don't know. What does that say? 357 00:15:54.519 --> 00:15:57.320 What does that say about him? If you think that 358 00:15:57.480 --> 00:16:01.039 he disassociated? Would that mean that this happened so often? 359 00:16:01.200 --> 00:16:04.080 He's always shot his dog. He gets annoyed from his 360 00:16:04.159 --> 00:16:06.960 dog freaking what you call it, like just stepping off. 361 00:16:07.000 --> 00:16:11.759 I don't know, man, I personally, you know, walk them 362 00:16:11.759 --> 00:16:14.720 down city where he's like in the back and like. 363 00:16:16.679 --> 00:16:20.799 Someone should someone should mod Hassan as electro into Spider 364 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:21.720 Man PS four. 365 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:24.240 As Raiden already that it was too perfect, got to 366 00:16:24.279 --> 00:16:26.600 do more like the Raiden one was perfect. I was like, 367 00:16:26.639 --> 00:16:29.399 this is great. Raiden's great. 368 00:16:29.480 --> 00:16:33.080 But also I just look because it's just since Palpatine's 369 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:36.399 like pure evil. I was like, like, come on, it's 370 00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:39.000 it's a given. Palpatine is perfect. He's got the force 371 00:16:39.120 --> 00:16:40.840 lightning man, that's what that's what he does. 372 00:16:41.080 --> 00:16:45.159 Uh fucking I love that. 373 00:16:45.360 --> 00:16:48.879 It was just that image of just the dog being 374 00:16:48.919 --> 00:16:50.759 electrocuted that's circulated around. 375 00:16:50.799 --> 00:16:53.879 I was like, where is Where is just the electricity 376 00:16:53.960 --> 00:16:57.159 and frame. There's no dog anymore, it's just lightning. That 377 00:16:57.320 --> 00:16:59.679 is so perfect. It is funny. 378 00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:01.879 It is funny. Yeah. 379 00:17:01.919 --> 00:17:06.039 So one thing I that seems so weird to me though, too, 380 00:17:07.160 --> 00:17:10.880 like where I'm at at where I'm at with it 381 00:17:10.920 --> 00:17:15.359 is I'm kind of I mean different, mainly because, like 382 00:17:15.359 --> 00:17:17.160 I say, if it was confirmed, he's like, oh he's 383 00:17:17.200 --> 00:17:18.640 using the shot calls like, bro, don't fucking do that. 384 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:19.000 What are you doing? 385 00:17:19.079 --> 00:17:22.680 What are you retarded? Yeah, it's crazy, like stop, that's simple. 386 00:17:23.400 --> 00:17:26.759 But also to the many and many people that are 387 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:29.000 you're pretaining because I know there's the economy of hitting 388 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:30.279 a sign. You can make a lot of money just 389 00:17:30.279 --> 00:17:32.480 shitting on them, no matter what I know, X money 390 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:34.680 and people like that leading the charge asthment goal blah 391 00:17:34.680 --> 00:17:35.359 blah blah blah blah. 392 00:17:35.400 --> 00:17:35.720 I get that. 393 00:17:36.240 --> 00:17:38.319 So I understand why they're trying to make it a 394 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:40.519 bigger deal than it is. Because I always say, all 395 00:17:40.599 --> 00:17:44.599 right to people who talk about if they normally talk 396 00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:48.000 about pet advocacy for like taking care of them, well, 397 00:17:48.359 --> 00:17:50.480 you have every right to be very concerned, and whatever 398 00:17:50.480 --> 00:17:52.200 you're saying, I'm completely cool with. 399 00:17:52.240 --> 00:17:53.000 But like for the I. 400 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:55.359 Would say for like ninety percent of people that are 401 00:17:55.400 --> 00:17:58.240 just don't actually care. Like, like I asked a question 402 00:17:58.240 --> 00:18:01.279 to anybody listening, have you ever said anything to a 403 00:18:01.319 --> 00:18:03.079 pet owner when a person's walking the dog in the 404 00:18:03.079 --> 00:18:05.759 middle of the summer on the street while its paws 405 00:18:05.799 --> 00:18:08.839 are burning, it's extremely discomforting, Like, have. 406 00:18:08.839 --> 00:18:09.880 You ever said anything to them? 407 00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:10.039 No? 408 00:18:10.160 --> 00:18:10.400 You have? 409 00:18:10.880 --> 00:18:13.920 I egg those people, I mean with the car literally 410 00:18:13.920 --> 00:18:14.759 should you? 411 00:18:15.119 --> 00:18:17.200 But see don't, but you should egg them and also 412 00:18:17.279 --> 00:18:19.000 let them know why because then they're just gonna keep 413 00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:19.319 doing it. 414 00:18:19.680 --> 00:18:21.480 Yeah, why I write the reason why on the egg 415 00:18:21.680 --> 00:18:25.599 I write I write this is I write a very 416 00:18:25.680 --> 00:18:29.960 long a very long paragraph about uh, walking your dog. 417 00:18:29.799 --> 00:18:33.920 On hot that is magically stupid. That is so magically stupid. 418 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:36.240 And it's like when they see this, they're gonna really 419 00:18:36.319 --> 00:18:38.599 change their mind. And the egg breaks and you're like, 420 00:18:39.440 --> 00:18:40.599 I had to lead that memo. 421 00:18:41.160 --> 00:18:43.559 I had to leave that art festival or whatever I 422 00:18:43.599 --> 00:18:45.359 ran into you at, like a festival or some or 423 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:50.160 art thing downtown or something. Yeah, And I had to 424 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:52.799 leave after a while because I was getting upset because 425 00:18:53.480 --> 00:18:56.440 there was it was so hot that day, it was 426 00:18:56.480 --> 00:18:59.519 so hot and the amount of I saw some people 427 00:18:59.640 --> 00:19:00.720 carrying their dogs. 428 00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:02.839 I'm like, great, cool, you know, props to you. 429 00:19:03.960 --> 00:19:06.359 And then just people just I just it just people 430 00:19:06.440 --> 00:19:08.240 since they don't have you, since they have shoes on, 431 00:19:08.319 --> 00:19:10.640 they don't think about that ship. They're not thinking about 432 00:19:10.640 --> 00:19:12.839 how insanely hot the floor is. And that drives me 433 00:19:12.880 --> 00:19:15.599 insane because like I can see the dog visibly uncomfortable, 434 00:19:15.599 --> 00:19:17.680 expecially the way they're wopping walking wopping. 435 00:19:18.079 --> 00:19:21.559 There they're walking and crying. There's like there's tears in 436 00:19:21.599 --> 00:19:25.640 all their eyes. They're like saying ouch, ouch, ouch and 437 00:19:25.759 --> 00:19:26.160 shut off. 438 00:19:26.240 --> 00:19:29.359 Walk normal, And like I'll see ship like that and 439 00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:32.960 that it annoys me to know when and and there's 440 00:19:33.160 --> 00:19:36.759 there's many other examples right of people like doing flash kicks, 441 00:19:36.799 --> 00:19:38.839 like their guile to their dog and stuff like they're 442 00:19:38.839 --> 00:19:41.960 doing like crazy ship and and I'm like, all right, listen, 443 00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:44.200 if you're not gonna say nothing about none of that stuff, like, 444 00:19:44.319 --> 00:19:46.880 let's not talk about one of the most pampered dogs 445 00:19:46.920 --> 00:19:50.920 in the fucking world that may happen to have some retarded, 446 00:19:50.960 --> 00:19:54.160 fucking shot collar that clearly doesn't work because the dogs 447 00:19:54.200 --> 00:19:57.720 still moving, it's still doing It's think because I guess 448 00:19:57.799 --> 00:20:01.160 the apparently he he yelled at the dog or was 449 00:20:01.160 --> 00:20:03.279 annoyed the dog because he wants the dog to sleep 450 00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:05.839 on that cot because like, oh, it's a big dog, 451 00:20:05.920 --> 00:20:07.720 and if it sleeps on the floor, it's you know, 452 00:20:07.759 --> 00:20:09.920 it's gonna be bad for its authritis when it gets older. 453 00:20:10.240 --> 00:20:12.039 But the one thing I was thinking, okay, let's just 454 00:20:12.079 --> 00:20:14.359 say that's for the sake of that argument, the dog 455 00:20:14.400 --> 00:20:17.079 was trying to get on the floor to sleep. Why 456 00:20:17.240 --> 00:20:19.720 is the question? My thought would be, My theory is 457 00:20:19.799 --> 00:20:24.839 that dog's hairy as shit. It's probably hot, floor is cold, hardwood, 458 00:20:24.920 --> 00:20:26.759 hardwood floor is cold. Probably just wants to sleep on 459 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:29.319 a cold floor. So even that on my Hassan, your 460 00:20:29.319 --> 00:20:32.240 dog's uncomfortable. Let its sleep on the floor for a 461 00:20:32.279 --> 00:20:32.640 little while. 462 00:20:32.720 --> 00:20:34.559 What is wrong with you? Up? 463 00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:37.640 He wheels, he wheels a he throws a pumpkin bomb, 464 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:40.839 and then the dog becomes a green dog. 465 00:20:40.960 --> 00:20:42.240 The dog becomes a green dog. 466 00:20:42.319 --> 00:20:55.640 Skelety no green human skeleton. Have we seen Spider Man 467 00:20:55.680 --> 00:20:57.839 in theaters this weekend? Me and Lily we saw two 468 00:20:57.839 --> 00:21:02.480 point one? Oh yeah, what the hell I was playing? Yeah? 469 00:21:02.480 --> 00:21:04.240 It was a two point one was playing and I 470 00:21:04.279 --> 00:21:05.559 was We were watching it and it was just so 471 00:21:05.599 --> 00:21:08.039 many fucking there were just different moments like that. The 472 00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:09.720 elevator moment was different, which is funny. 473 00:21:09.799 --> 00:21:12.599 The moment yea the elevator him the elevator one is 474 00:21:12.680 --> 00:21:14.359 him giving him like pitches on like business. 475 00:21:14.440 --> 00:21:17.039 Ye dude, I can't get over. I can't get over 476 00:21:17.200 --> 00:21:19.759 how ridiculous the moment where he throws the car at 477 00:21:19.839 --> 00:21:23.160 him is, because that is just that is just straight 478 00:21:23.359 --> 00:21:30.359 up a crazy act. That is just genuinely a wild actor. 479 00:21:30.440 --> 00:21:34.000 He was like, I'm gonna and pure luck, pure luck 480 00:21:34.000 --> 00:21:37.480 on it. Pure luck. He's like, you did not know atto? 481 00:21:37.720 --> 00:21:42.599 Pure luck on his I think I read right now. 482 00:21:43.759 --> 00:21:45.319 I want to see the script for the for the 483 00:21:45.319 --> 00:21:48.240 movie because like I wonder if it's like because if 484 00:21:48.279 --> 00:21:53.759 you watch that scene, it doesn't I'm sure there's like 485 00:21:53.759 --> 00:21:55.799 a stylistic reason for it, but like it doesn't make 486 00:21:55.839 --> 00:21:57.680 sense that Otto would have thrown the car like in 487 00:21:57.880 --> 00:22:01.599 universe Like I mean like like literally like in the scene, 488 00:22:01.640 --> 00:22:05.680 like he's nowhere to be seen. Like I think the 489 00:22:05.720 --> 00:22:08.480 implication is almost like there's. 490 00:22:08.319 --> 00:22:09.480 Commotion going on. 491 00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:13.680 In like like Doc is wreaking havoc running down the 492 00:22:13.680 --> 00:22:15.480 street and the car like went out of control and 493 00:22:15.559 --> 00:22:17.119 drove into the fucking building. 494 00:22:16.920 --> 00:22:17.960 Because he's not there. 495 00:22:18.680 --> 00:22:21.599 No, like he's not outside Christ. He definitely throws the car. 496 00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:23.640 I think that's the implication for sure. 497 00:22:23.799 --> 00:22:26.559 No, he but like he throws the car Chris, because 498 00:22:26.599 --> 00:22:30.799 the car doesn't come like jettison through it's in the air. 499 00:22:31.799 --> 00:22:39.720 It's thrown cars ramp off of Chris, Chris. I don't 500 00:22:39.720 --> 00:22:41.440 know where this is coming from. It's confused. 501 00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:44.960 I'm serious, watch the movie again. He's nowhere near them. 502 00:22:45.160 --> 00:22:47.480 I just he would have had to throw the car 503 00:22:47.799 --> 00:22:48.920 five city blocks. 504 00:22:49.079 --> 00:22:52.519 No, I think the best you can in he came 505 00:22:52.599 --> 00:22:54.839 off of a building and through the building. He threw 506 00:22:54.880 --> 00:22:57.160 the car down. That is like the only way I 507 00:22:57.160 --> 00:22:59.720 can give it to you. But he clearly throws the 508 00:22:59.759 --> 00:23:02.839 car because the car doesn't careem up. The car is 509 00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:07.039 sailing through the air at the back of Peter. I 510 00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:09.559 don't know. I think it's like I was, like, what's 511 00:23:09.599 --> 00:23:14.279 going on? Then it's also funny because the car is 512 00:23:14.279 --> 00:23:17.400 like not in the place. Also, after the scene is over, 513 00:23:17.440 --> 00:23:20.200 there's no car in there and there's just one guy 514 00:23:20.240 --> 00:23:22.599 that saw Peter break up out of like the out 515 00:23:22.599 --> 00:23:25.279 of the thing, and it's like one guy to the 516 00:23:25.400 --> 00:23:27.440 left and like a scene, like half a scene later 517 00:23:27.680 --> 00:23:30.440 that's like did you guys see that? Did you can 518 00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:31.079 see him? 519 00:23:31.119 --> 00:23:34.480 The Spiderman Spider Man Spider Man two point one is weird, 520 00:23:34.519 --> 00:23:35.799 Like I like parts of it, but like I think 521 00:23:36.039 --> 00:23:37.640 I think the original cuts better. 522 00:23:38.079 --> 00:23:40.000 I think I think two point one is funny. I 523 00:23:40.000 --> 00:23:41.680 think I think the scene. I think the scene in 524 00:23:41.720 --> 00:23:45.359 the elevator is a really funny scene. Though I think 525 00:23:45.480 --> 00:23:50.119 that scene is genuinely hilarious, like let's go Children's come 526 00:23:51.839 --> 00:23:55.400 brand of pajamas and I'm like, this is fucking hilarious. 527 00:23:54.799 --> 00:23:56.039 It's too long. 528 00:23:56.079 --> 00:23:58.200 They do have like other scenes with like Mary Jane 529 00:23:58.200 --> 00:24:01.279 and her friends that gives more context. 530 00:24:00.400 --> 00:24:01.240 Like the wedding one. 531 00:24:01.319 --> 00:24:04.359 Yeah, yeah, so like it it's not necessary. Though it's 532 00:24:04.359 --> 00:24:06.680 not necessary, it comes across it. It just makes her 533 00:24:06.799 --> 00:24:07.480 story less. 534 00:24:07.960 --> 00:24:10.400 It makes her story like slightly less dickish for like 535 00:24:10.440 --> 00:24:12.759 abandoning somebody at the altar, even though it's still like 536 00:24:13.000 --> 00:24:15.519 a pretty like cruel thing to do. 537 00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:18.240 And then there's lingering shots. There's more lingering shots of 538 00:24:18.279 --> 00:24:19.640 Peter and I'm like, this is just. 539 00:24:19.759 --> 00:24:26.440 And then there's that scene of autow Octavius joking it. Yeah, 540 00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:28.759 it's the very beginning of the film. It's like before 541 00:24:28.759 --> 00:24:31.000 it flashes to MJ's face on the billboard, it's like 542 00:24:31.039 --> 00:24:33.119 it's just a close up of Alfred billion a crank 543 00:24:33.119 --> 00:24:34.559 and crank and hog. 544 00:24:35.480 --> 00:24:37.640 Yeah as Alfa Len he doesn't have the arms yet. 545 00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:40.599 Yeah, I know it's him, it's just the actor. 546 00:24:40.720 --> 00:24:43.000 I'm rewatching this scene right now. And the only thing 547 00:24:43.039 --> 00:24:45.799 that they need to do after they after the car 548 00:24:45.880 --> 00:24:49.039 is thrown, it needs to cut to him immediately walking 549 00:24:49.279 --> 00:24:51.880 because it shows like his feet. There's a brief period 550 00:24:51.920 --> 00:24:56.480 where he's scanning the area, Peter and there's nothing happening right, 551 00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:58.599 and so still we're here like where the fuck is he? 552 00:24:59.079 --> 00:25:01.319 And then after then it shows him walking up. It's like, 553 00:25:01.319 --> 00:25:02.880 cut that out, Why is that even there? 554 00:25:03.839 --> 00:25:04.920 It would make it. 555 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:06.160 It makes it weird, It. 556 00:25:07.720 --> 00:25:08.519 Makes it, It makes it so. 557 00:25:08.599 --> 00:25:11.720 He's like, it makes it so he's like a horror Yeah, 558 00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:13.559 you know what I mean, Like it's it's that's definitely 559 00:25:13.599 --> 00:25:15.079 like an evil dead thing where it's just like. 560 00:25:15.079 --> 00:25:17.319 No, I think it's more reveal a reveal a villain 561 00:25:17.359 --> 00:25:20.759 thing where it's like reveal a villain apart approaching. It's like, 562 00:25:20.799 --> 00:25:24.200 how it's I understand, yeah, but it's like it doesn't 563 00:25:24.240 --> 00:25:28.640 make sense because it would have to inuuate that he 564 00:25:28.799 --> 00:25:31.559 was standing there for a bit, people were going on 565 00:25:31.640 --> 00:25:35.000 about their days, and then he threw a car and 566 00:25:35.039 --> 00:25:37.759 then approached a little further. Because it's in the city, 567 00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:43.279 so there is like there's the cafe, the sidewalk, the street, 568 00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:46.720 and then another building on either side. 569 00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:51.440 You know, it's something after he threw the car. That's 570 00:25:51.480 --> 00:25:56.720 the question. He's approaching, No, see, he's not. I'm saying that. 571 00:25:56.759 --> 00:25:59.599 There's like a few seconds Peter takes to scan the 572 00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:03.119 area and nothing is shown. He's nowhere in sight. 573 00:26:05.160 --> 00:26:07.240 Show it is that he's on a building. He's on 574 00:26:07.440 --> 00:26:10.599 the building that's facing the cafe. So then they's the 575 00:26:10.640 --> 00:26:12.400 only way to make sense of it. That is the 576 00:26:12.440 --> 00:26:16.000 only way I think you could see the I just 577 00:26:16.039 --> 00:26:21.599 closed out of frame. Whatever the. 578 00:26:23.160 --> 00:26:25.680 Now here's here's my question. Do you think do you 579 00:26:25.680 --> 00:26:27.880 think Alfred Molina or not Alfred? But do you think 580 00:26:27.880 --> 00:26:32.039 doctor Octopus would he? No spider Man? Do you think 581 00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:33.759 Spider Man would you stand up in riad. 582 00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:40.920 H black Suit? I don't even think. I don't even think. 583 00:26:40.759 --> 00:26:44.200 Black stand up comedy at real? 584 00:26:44.559 --> 00:26:47.000 Actually, like Spider Man, I'm not gonna it's like what 585 00:26:47.119 --> 00:26:48.799 spider Man got a lot very out of, like I 586 00:26:48.839 --> 00:26:51.440 don't know, to get some really good dinner. It's like, no, I. 587 00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:53.000 Think I think spider Man. 588 00:26:53.640 --> 00:26:55.960 I think black Suit spider Man would absolutely take the 589 00:26:56.000 --> 00:26:57.960 money from the Saudi Arabian. 590 00:26:58.799 --> 00:27:01.880 Uh. You know, you guys have no respect for my 591 00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:04.000 favorite character in fiction. I have you both. 592 00:27:04.119 --> 00:27:05.519 I think I have great respect. 593 00:27:06.079 --> 00:27:07.920 I hate so much. 594 00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:11.200 You don't understand black Suit. You you just don't understand 595 00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:13.839 the character of Spider Man. You don't think black Suit 596 00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:14.400 would do that? 597 00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:20.559 No, Why the black suit doesn't make Spider Man fucking evil? 598 00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:22.640 It doesn't make you evil? 599 00:27:23.000 --> 00:27:25.960 Almost killed Rhino in the animated series. 600 00:27:25.680 --> 00:27:26.839 Yeah, flattened him. 601 00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:29.279 Yeah, the rhone that takes. 602 00:27:31.839 --> 00:27:34.680 Wait, so is the blood money worse than almost flattening somebody? 603 00:27:34.680 --> 00:27:35.279 I don't understand. 604 00:27:35.359 --> 00:27:40.680 Probably i'd argue maybe Rhino maybe not really that bad 605 00:27:40.680 --> 00:27:41.559 of a villain either. 606 00:27:43.480 --> 00:27:46.079 If the Black Suit doesn't make Spider Man evil, then 607 00:27:46.200 --> 00:27:49.480 why in Spider Man three, after Peter gets the black suit, 608 00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:53.839 is he on the phone with doctor Kirk Connors? And 609 00:27:53.880 --> 00:27:56.160 why does he say shalom? 610 00:27:57.279 --> 00:28:01.279 He does say shalom? Right, he does how to respect? 611 00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:02.680 You know? So? How could it not say that he 612 00:28:02.720 --> 00:28:06.680 started digging into his Jewish interestry a little more, you know, right, 613 00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:08.920 it's clearly Jewish ancestry. 614 00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:11.440 You know what about what he calls mister Dickovich the 615 00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:13.279 herd are What about that part? 616 00:28:13.480 --> 00:28:15.599 Right? Because? I mean, that's not that's not evil, that's 617 00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:18.400 not evil. It's not great, it's not great, it's not evil. 618 00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:22.440 Would it be evil if mister Dickovich was black? Would 619 00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:27.119 it be evil? Uh? Wouldn't say evil? Definitely not heroic. 620 00:28:30.519 --> 00:28:32.960 There you have it, guys, Shouting the N word at 621 00:28:32.960 --> 00:28:35.359 a black man is not evil, but it's certainly not heroic. 622 00:28:35.680 --> 00:28:37.640 We have a we have a clear death. 623 00:28:37.640 --> 00:28:39.799 It's very it's very very safe. 624 00:28:40.359 --> 00:28:43.480 That is the That is the safest thing I've ever 625 00:28:43.480 --> 00:28:45.119 heard anybody say. 626 00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:47.759 One of those dad shirts, you know how like people 627 00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:49.599 go to Target and they buy like a thirteen dollars 628 00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:51.400 shirt and they give it they get to their dad 629 00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:53.519 and you see them wearing it. Like there's a stupid 630 00:28:53.559 --> 00:28:57.400 quote on it. Can we have that as a whatever 631 00:28:57.440 --> 00:29:00.519 you just said, it's a shouting in word at a 632 00:29:00.519 --> 00:29:02.640 black man. Is not evil, but it's not heroic, is 633 00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:02.920 that it? 634 00:29:03.359 --> 00:29:06.480 Or how did you say it? It's it's not evil, 635 00:29:06.519 --> 00:29:09.359 but it's not hers. You'll make some types angry with that, 636 00:29:09.480 --> 00:29:09.880 for sure. 637 00:29:10.200 --> 00:29:12.920 That'll be a live laugh love exactly. 638 00:29:13.000 --> 00:29:15.400 It's it's just like in that category with the same 639 00:29:15.440 --> 00:29:16.839 type of calligraphy. 640 00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:20.519 I think, yeah, like the occasional like it's it's straight 641 00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:25.400 faced text, but then occasionally there's like a cursive Yeah, anyway. 642 00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:26.440 We're talking about it. 643 00:29:27.279 --> 00:29:29.319 I think Spider Man would do the comedy Festival and 644 00:29:29.359 --> 00:29:32.920 he'd go on podcasts afterwards defending his decision to do it. Yeah, 645 00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:35.640 as many people have, which you. 646 00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:38.160 Know, disrespecting my homie. Please. 647 00:29:38.839 --> 00:29:41.720 It made me the whole odd thing made me realize 648 00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:43.240 how like immature a lot of it and and to 649 00:29:43.400 --> 00:29:46.480 in fairness, obviously they're immature, like they're comedians. Like I 650 00:29:46.519 --> 00:29:48.319 don't think I don't know a single comedian that isn't 651 00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:52.000 like immature in some way, but like to an astounding 652 00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:54.240 degree it's not even immature. 653 00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:58.160 Is that comedians are still people and people are stupid. 654 00:29:59.119 --> 00:30:02.279 No, I mean, like the level of matureity being like, 655 00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:06.519 I guess, I guess because I went over there and 656 00:30:06.559 --> 00:30:08.839 did comedy for the people. I guess, Uh, you guys 657 00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:11.839 think that the people are the same as their government, 658 00:30:11.880 --> 00:30:13.079 and so you're all racist. 659 00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:14.759 I guess fuck me, I guess. 660 00:30:14.839 --> 00:30:16.359 Like that's what when he Cumming said, I think, yeah, 661 00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:18.759 her thing where it's just like you're racist for assuming 662 00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:20.599 that the government and the people are the same. It's like, no, 663 00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:23.400 that's not what anybody's really saying. No, I feel like, 664 00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:26.319 and I know you're mature enough to I know you know. 665 00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:27.240 That that's not what they're saying. 666 00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:27.720 Yeah. 667 00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:30.559 That's the thing that they're kissing everybody off is they're 668 00:30:31.319 --> 00:30:34.880 they're inventing like these arguments there there's basically you know, 669 00:30:35.599 --> 00:30:38.279 straw men and in some cases just straight up red 670 00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:41.119 herrings where they're just completely shipping the subject to something else. 671 00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:44.799 And it's like, bro, people have voiced their concerns in 672 00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:47.599 their comment sections exactly what it is, Saudi blood money. 673 00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:49.480 You are doing a state sponsored thing. 674 00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:52.079 This is matter. You had an. 675 00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:56.680 Agent that booked a fucking venue a separate of the government, 676 00:30:56.720 --> 00:30:59.279 which people do all the time when they visit countries. 677 00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:02.079 You know, like performing for the people is not the 678 00:31:02.160 --> 00:31:04.319 fucking problem. And they're acting like they don't know that, 679 00:31:04.519 --> 00:31:05.559 and it's like, yeah, you know that. 680 00:31:05.640 --> 00:31:09.319 It would be like if you did stand up comedy 681 00:31:09.440 --> 00:31:12.640 in Israel right now and you were paid by net 682 00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:13.359 and Yahoo to. 683 00:31:13.359 --> 00:31:16.000 Do it, like directly by IDs. 684 00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:16.599 Directly by the idea. 685 00:31:16.599 --> 00:31:19.599 It's like an ID comedy where you're there and you're 686 00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:20.400 you're sitting in. 687 00:31:20.279 --> 00:31:22.440 By apak, like directly by them. That is where the 688 00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:24.160 problem comes from. And it's like the fact that like, 689 00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:27.160 but these are comedians also, like comedians aren't meant to 690 00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:29.240 be the smartest people in the fucking rooms. You know, 691 00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:33.319 we've unfortunately given them that that credibility of people being like, oh, 692 00:31:33.359 --> 00:31:35.440 these are like really social wars, like some of them 693 00:31:35.480 --> 00:31:37.319 have been. There have been quite a few who have 694 00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:40.720 been like definitely like warriors of the progressive mentality. 695 00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:43.319 But the exception. It's the exception, it's not the rule. 696 00:31:43.519 --> 00:31:46.319 No, absolutely, but like these the vast majority of these, 697 00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:50.160 like Bill Burr's been a voice of reason often at times. 698 00:31:50.160 --> 00:31:53.119 I agree, Yes, he's been a very reasonable voice. I 699 00:31:53.119 --> 00:31:56.279 still like Billboard independent of this. I just think this is, like, bro, 700 00:31:56.400 --> 00:31:58.920 this is not the direction you go, like if the 701 00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:04.160 things you were champion, These people exemplify it, like straight 702 00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:06.960 up sheely exemplify the idea of killing someone like you. 703 00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:09.279 I would even say, like if you went there and 704 00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:12.480 you critique them while you were there, they would chop 705 00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:12.920 you up. 706 00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:18.160 Probably they were at the very least they would at 707 00:32:18.160 --> 00:32:20.759 the maybe not somebody like. That's what's so frustrating though 708 00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:22.720 about this is that like these people, a lot of 709 00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:25.200 these people are high profile enough that they actually kind 710 00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:27.880 of wouldn't, Like I don't think they could get away 711 00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:30.079 with it, Like somebody like Bill Burr if they like 712 00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:34.440 criticize the Saudi government on stage, like, they couldn't get 713 00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:37.279 away with just killing Bill Burr like on stage, Like 714 00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:40.079 he actually has a level of like protection that a 715 00:32:40.079 --> 00:32:41.839 lot of people don't have. So for him to go 716 00:32:41.920 --> 00:32:43.519 up there and just like play it really safe is 717 00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:46.359 particularly like like not to say that I would be 718 00:32:46.440 --> 00:32:47.960 like brave or whatever and go do it. I just 719 00:32:47.960 --> 00:32:50.240 simply wouldn't put myself in that position in the first exactly. 720 00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:52.680 And I know that because I've not not that I've 721 00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:55.000 had the exact same thing, but I've I've turned down 722 00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:57.240 money to do shit like this before. Yes, So, like, 723 00:32:57.359 --> 00:33:00.680 it's not it's not difficult to imagine in the scenario 724 00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:02.839 being like, oh, do you want to perform comedy for 725 00:33:02.920 --> 00:33:05.119 the for the for the crown princes of Saudi Arabia 726 00:33:05.119 --> 00:33:07.279 who cut up jabal Kushogi and put them in a 727 00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:12.960 fucking garbage bag. Ah No, Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty 728 00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:14.480 really simple. 729 00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:15.519 It's very simple. 730 00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:19.319 And uh and you know that, like they said that, 731 00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:24.160 there's I think that the biggest problem is I feel 732 00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:26.880 like a lot of comedians were trying to put themselves 733 00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:30.480 in the zeitgeist, that they were the uh, some type 734 00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:33.960 of gate keepers, or they were some type of intellectual something. 735 00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:34.240 It was. 736 00:33:34.319 --> 00:33:37.039 It was never the audience. The audience were like, you 737 00:33:37.119 --> 00:33:39.200 guys are funny. We like hearing your takes on stuff 738 00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:41.880 because they'll be funny about ship. And it seems like 739 00:33:41.920 --> 00:33:45.200 they were trying to give themselves that and and why 740 00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:48.960 I think that, Particularly when they started talking to politicians, 741 00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:51.519 people were like, you guys are ill equipped to talk 742 00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:52.240 to these people. 743 00:33:52.759 --> 00:33:53.920 You're just comedians. 744 00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:56.400 Why are you fucking These guys are coming on to 745 00:33:56.480 --> 00:34:00.240 promote and white whitewatch their their image and to you know, 746 00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:03.680 seem reasonable and shit like that, and you don't have 747 00:34:03.759 --> 00:34:06.519 the balls or you don't have the wit to actually 748 00:34:06.839 --> 00:34:09.679 trap them or challenge them and do investigative journalism or 749 00:34:09.719 --> 00:34:12.280 anything like that. And so people were upset at those 750 00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:15.480 people that were inviting them on, because if they actually 751 00:34:15.480 --> 00:34:17.480 did revere these comedians, they would be like, oh, yeah, 752 00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:20.360 you can do this, It'll be great, like bring these 753 00:34:20.360 --> 00:34:23.079 politicians on and tear to pieces. But no, like I 754 00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:26.840 don't think any of No, they and many people agree. 755 00:34:26.880 --> 00:34:30.199 They're like, bro, just if you're gonna be like Mark 756 00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:34.679 Marin having Obama on, don't talk about policies and then 757 00:34:34.800 --> 00:34:37.719 it'll be less offensive, you know, even though I still 758 00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:38.239 think it's. 759 00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:40.559 Weird because then I saw that this morning and I 760 00:34:40.599 --> 00:34:41.599 was like, what are you doing? 761 00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:45.079 Why is everybody just it's I don't know. 762 00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:47.480 I just think I think comedians just stay far the 763 00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:49.159 fuck away from not politics. 764 00:34:49.159 --> 00:34:51.280 It's like a subject. But politicians like I. 765 00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:54.719 Think they have to just question. I don't know why 766 00:34:54.800 --> 00:34:58.679 everyone's balls disappear. I don't know why it's not their 767 00:34:58.719 --> 00:34:59.760 job to question them either. 768 00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:00.199 That's thing. 769 00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:02.000 It's like, well, I think, I think. I think as 770 00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:04.000 an American it is your job to question them. I 771 00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:06.920 think when you're when you're when you're faking, you have to, 772 00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:11.239 you know. Unfortunately, they're like you like, I'm like, if 773 00:35:11.280 --> 00:35:13.239 you're if you're a figure even for us right as 774 00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:15.679 much as much as we shipp and we we funk around, 775 00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:18.280 if we had someone like Trump point and we'd have 776 00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:20.760 to question him, we would have to. There's no way 777 00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:26.039 we don't question it. I would ask him, you so why, 778 00:35:26.079 --> 00:35:28.079 I would ask him where's the files? I'm like, bro, 779 00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:30.599 why does if you're innocent, released the files? That's it. 780 00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:34.519 Ask I'll just tell you're in them. Yeah, you're best 781 00:35:34.519 --> 00:35:37.800 friend with this guy. He's he did it. He said 782 00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:41.519 in an interview that, well, that's always like, Okay, let's 783 00:35:41.519 --> 00:35:42.239 say like this right now. 784 00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:45.199 Let's say if you're you're like this black man, I 785 00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:50.000 don't like him, gun him down, but venezuela something. This one, 786 00:35:50.920 --> 00:35:53.000 this black one is a little Hispanic put him there, 787 00:35:53.039 --> 00:35:57.559 he'll fit right in. But the thing is this, like, 788 00:35:57.599 --> 00:35:59.679 if you're if let's just say, you're getting blamed for something, right, 789 00:35:59.719 --> 00:36:01.719 You're girlfriend's like, I don't trust you. You're on you're 790 00:36:01.800 --> 00:36:05.039 you're you're talking to somebody. You're being blamed. What do 791 00:36:05.079 --> 00:36:07.039 you do to prove you're not being blamed? Give them 792 00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:10.119 the thing that they're give them a device that is 793 00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:13.159 helping them be blame. So just give it to them. 794 00:36:13.199 --> 00:36:15.880 You're like, oh, here, you check through this, and they 795 00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:17.880 checked through it, they'll find it. That's all you have 796 00:36:17.960 --> 00:36:20.599 to do. If he's innocent, he would just show them 797 00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:23.920 he's in Listen. They're like, okay, I guess here you go. Guys, 798 00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:26.079 did you see did you see this? 799 00:36:26.159 --> 00:36:29.519 A few days ago when a reporter brilliantly followed up 800 00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:31.920 on like, hey, so how's it going, like, because he 801 00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:35.000 was saying, trying to end these wars maybe will help 802 00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:36.119 him get into heaven. 803 00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:37.440 He's hoping to get into heaven. 804 00:36:37.679 --> 00:36:39.679 And then so people following up on that on the plane, 805 00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:41.320 they're like, hey, so how's that going, Like do you 806 00:36:41.400 --> 00:36:43.440 do you feel like you're getting He's like, I was 807 00:36:43.480 --> 00:36:45.880 just being cute, Like I don't think I've getting into heaven, 808 00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:46.880 like I don't think I haven't. 809 00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:49.079 He says, I don't think I'm hen't bound. I think 810 00:36:49.079 --> 00:36:51.800 that is what he said. But let's now that we're 811 00:36:51.840 --> 00:36:54.760 in that, we have a question about this. Uh huh, 812 00:36:54.800 --> 00:36:58.000 So I'm gonna I'm just gonna you know what. Yeah, 813 00:36:58.079 --> 00:36:59.679 we'll just move into questions anyway, because we're kind of 814 00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:01.199 in this terror for you already. Remember, you can go 815 00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:03.480 to Patronic compsa's a start tank. Ask us a question there, 816 00:37:03.920 --> 00:37:05.719 give us a pitch for like a little story to 817 00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:06.519 share with us. 818 00:37:06.519 --> 00:37:09.599 Some some I'm I don't think I'm going. I don't 819 00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:11.639 think I'm going to heaven. I'm scared. I'm scared. 820 00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:15.800 We've got a question from Hammer Game where he says, 821 00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:17.480 what do you guys think is making Trump so sure 822 00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:22.000 he's not going to heaven? Specifically, he just recent he 823 00:37:22.159 --> 00:37:24.639 just recently literally said there's nothing he could do anymore 824 00:37:24.679 --> 00:37:26.400 to go to heaven. Makes me wonder what in particularly 825 00:37:26.400 --> 00:37:28.280 he's talking about. Maybe it's because he's gay. I don't 826 00:37:28.320 --> 00:37:30.000 think it's because he's gad that's crazy. 827 00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:33.000 That is crazy. That is I don't think he's gay. 828 00:37:33.400 --> 00:37:36.119 That would be fucking hilarious. Though that would be wild 829 00:37:36.159 --> 00:37:37.840 if that was the reason, though, if like he just 830 00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:41.239 like I, I am gay, I like men, and I'm 831 00:37:41.440 --> 00:37:43.280 I just know, no matter what I do, no matter 832 00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:47.000 how many Palestinians I grind into dust, never gay. 833 00:37:48.239 --> 00:37:51.199 The things he's done out of all the little girls, 834 00:37:51.199 --> 00:37:53.480 he's definitely allegedly. 835 00:37:53.119 --> 00:37:57.119 That's how I he was gay, Derek that I was. 836 00:37:57.239 --> 00:37:59.840 I was, I was molesting all of these young girls, 837 00:37:59.880 --> 00:38:01.400 and I was like, I'm so down into this. 838 00:38:02.199 --> 00:38:04.519 I'm so but I gotta do it. I gotta keep up. 839 00:38:04.920 --> 00:38:06.519 I gotta keep up appearances. 840 00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:09.079 I gotta. I can't be it, can't be a prude, 841 00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:11.000 can you? Can you have my leftover? Z Epstein. I'm 842 00:38:11.000 --> 00:38:14.000 not into this. I'm not into this. I want to 843 00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:16.239 go I want to go home and jerk. 844 00:38:16.039 --> 00:38:18.159 Off to I want to go home and jerk off 845 00:38:18.199 --> 00:38:23.440 to man's spot. 846 00:38:21.199 --> 00:38:24.039 Like the way in the Rock Johnson, he makes me rocky. 847 00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:29.159 I need to know his first of all, his base 848 00:38:29.239 --> 00:38:31.280 is probably gonna think it's fucking AI or something that 849 00:38:31.719 --> 00:38:35.079 him saying that. But I want to know, for anyone 850 00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:39.639 who's like not completely brainwashing that way, what do you 851 00:38:39.800 --> 00:38:41.039 think of this statement? 852 00:38:41.559 --> 00:38:43.840 Like he is there is dead to rights. 853 00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:47.679 He thinks he's hell bound, you know, like if you 854 00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:52.039 believe in the lore, obviously he is like obvious, Uh, 855 00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:53.320 what do you think of this? What do you think 856 00:38:53.360 --> 00:38:57.280 of your your boy admitting because obviously he's facing his 857 00:38:57.320 --> 00:39:01.000 own mortality. He's getting older, he's he's his health is 858 00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:05.360 declining super fast. Like seeing him just two years ago 859 00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:08.719 versus now is crazy, it's actually yeah, it's yeah. I 860 00:39:08.760 --> 00:39:11.039 haven't even heard any pep in his voice one time 861 00:39:11.360 --> 00:39:15.039 since he's been president. He's pretty cooked, you know. 862 00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:15.360 Yeah. 863 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:18.079 No, the the impression that I do is very specifically, 864 00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:22.039 like twenty seventeen Trump, Yeah, he had like he had 865 00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:25.599 like he's like they're all going to hell, you know 866 00:39:26.039 --> 00:39:29.280 right now? Right now he sounds like a sick Zach. 867 00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:33.119 He sounds like Zach when he's sick. Yeah, yeah, and 868 00:39:33.159 --> 00:39:37.280 it's you know, it's unfortunate. So what what I mean? 869 00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:39.880 He just it's all encompassing. He knows what he did, 870 00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:42.039 he knows everything that he's done. 871 00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:45.960 As far as fucking like to become a billionaire, and 872 00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:50.159 what he's doing now still even hawking fake shit, right yeah, 873 00:39:50.159 --> 00:39:54.079 it's still doing fucking like, uh, it's boring, excuse. 874 00:39:53.679 --> 00:39:56.119 Me, it's it's just so it's just like how long 875 00:39:56.119 --> 00:39:56.679 are we gonna do? 876 00:39:56.679 --> 00:39:57.239 You know what I mean? 877 00:39:57.320 --> 00:40:00.079 But how long is this going to happen for? Like 878 00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:03.639 he's just gonna be saying he's I don't know. The 879 00:40:03.679 --> 00:40:05.239 way that I look at it is like he's been 880 00:40:05.239 --> 00:40:08.199 on record where he said like we love the poorly educated, 881 00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:10.199 and he's like smart people don't like me. And I'm 882 00:40:10.199 --> 00:40:13.119 just like, all right, I take your word. Yeah, yeah, 883 00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:15.719 I believe you. I you know, I'm just I'm not 884 00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:18.480 gonna at a certain point like that's the only clip 885 00:40:18.519 --> 00:40:20.440 that I have where I just I send it to 886 00:40:20.440 --> 00:40:22.599 people when when they when they disagree with me. 887 00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:25.239 I'm just like, here's here's two quick clips, and you 888 00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:26.519 know what, you make up your mind. I don't. I 889 00:40:26.559 --> 00:40:28.519 don't know what to tell you, really, dude, Like I 890 00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:32.239 agree with your president. I agree with your guy. 891 00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:35.119 There are moments when he's like him saying he's not 892 00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:37.880 getting into heaven, Like I agree, you know, even though 893 00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:40.039 I obviously don't believe in the Lord. But if I did, 894 00:40:40.079 --> 00:40:43.199 I'd be like, yes, clearly, how could you? 895 00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:44.280 Yeah? 896 00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:49.639 Did you see he on he Truth saying that Biden 897 00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:53.920 send in a bunch of Feds during January sixth, and I'm. 898 00:40:53.719 --> 00:40:56.760 Like, oh, yeah, he wasn't. 899 00:40:57.039 --> 00:40:59.119 When he was not a sworn in yet he had 900 00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:02.159 no power like whatever. 901 00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:04.480 Man, But I'm seeing some of his sick of fans 902 00:41:05.280 --> 00:41:08.280 regurgitate the ship and I'm like, this is I mean 903 00:41:08.320 --> 00:41:10.400 like when somebody first said to me that, oh, we 904 00:41:10.480 --> 00:41:12.440 live in a post truth society and I'm like, oh, yeah, 905 00:41:13.119 --> 00:41:20.000 were literally yeah, yeah, it's just gotta so yeah, it's 906 00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:23.440 the gainess. Yeah what he What do you think though, 907 00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:27.599 is the biggest concern in his brain that was like, Okay, 908 00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:29.719 there's absolutely no way I can redeem myself. What do 909 00:41:29.760 --> 00:41:30.719 you think was the worst thing? 910 00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:32.239 I think it's just everything. I think it's I think 911 00:41:33.000 --> 00:41:33.400 really think. 912 00:41:33.880 --> 00:41:35.599 I think it's just like the realization is like I've 913 00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:37.440 made it this far stepping on the backs of many, 914 00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:40.239 many people, so like clearly I'm not I think I 915 00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:43.800 think he understands, like if the lore I also don't 916 00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:49.039 think Look, I don't believe he's Christian either, so like 917 00:41:49.079 --> 00:41:50.239 I don't think he cares. 918 00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:55.199 I think him getting older because he's he's saying stuff 919 00:41:55.199 --> 00:41:57.599 that he's never said before, like I'm gonna I want 920 00:41:57.599 --> 00:41:59.599 to try to get in heaven and then now. 921 00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:01.840 Say he did say that. Yeah, And it's almost like. 922 00:42:03.280 --> 00:42:05.280 With these things because behind the scenes we know he 923 00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:06.639 probably was very close to dying. 924 00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:10.920 And then medical you know that people saved him because 925 00:42:10.920 --> 00:42:12.159 they see that he took the COVID. 926 00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:13.000 The COVID. 927 00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:15.119 Well, yeah, he had his physical and he got his 928 00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:19.480 his his he got his flu vaccine and his his booster, 929 00:42:19.599 --> 00:42:20.360 his COVID booster. 930 00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:23.480 And do you think r K Do you think r 931 00:42:23.599 --> 00:42:25.840 K was at the door banging like, no, mister President, 932 00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:31.199 I know you're compromising yourself. And he starts squeezing through 933 00:42:31.199 --> 00:42:32.599 the door slowly like SpongeBob. 934 00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:37.199 No, get that guy out of here, Get him out 935 00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:38.760 of here, Get him out of here, Get him out of. 936 00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:40.760 Here, Get him away from the door. Get Raffiki out 937 00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:43.719 of here. I need your power, worms, I need your power. 938 00:42:43.840 --> 00:42:47.360 Give me more power. Power starts, he starts getting strong 939 00:42:47.400 --> 00:42:49.599 over there, He's like, oh no, my body turns in 940 00:42:49.639 --> 00:42:53.199 an earthworm gym just fucking like just passes out. 941 00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:57.599 He makes he makes it to that phase. He actually 942 00:42:57.639 --> 00:42:59.360 looks like earthworks, but then he passes out. 943 00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:00.000 He just couldn't do it. 944 00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:02.039 Do you think it was too much for one frame? 945 00:43:02.079 --> 00:43:06.960 Yea, and everyone that's watching through the windows, like, what 946 00:43:07.000 --> 00:43:10.440 the fuck this guy? This guy? 947 00:43:11.480 --> 00:43:14.639 Guys have you seen I hate to break the flow 948 00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:17.239 of this, but like I've been seeing these videos everywhere, 949 00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:19.639 and I have to admit, like, look, AI is bad, right, AIS, 950 00:43:19.880 --> 00:43:23.360 you know it's it's the general the degeneration. 951 00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:24.000 Of all society. 952 00:43:25.119 --> 00:43:27.719 Could be blamed on it, probably, But. 953 00:43:27.679 --> 00:43:30.559 I've been seeing these AI videos on Sora of like 954 00:43:30.760 --> 00:43:34.519 animals and people getting sucked into tornadoes off of doorsteps, 955 00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:38.119 off of like porches and stoops, and I honestly think 956 00:43:38.119 --> 00:43:40.239 they're so fucking funny. 957 00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:44.159 I think they're hysterical. That fat one into that fat 958 00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:45.199 kid was pretty funny. 959 00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:47.679 The yeah, the fact kid rolling of the car, he 960 00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:49.400 moves the car into the tornado. 961 00:43:49.639 --> 00:43:50.679 It's pretty funny. 962 00:43:51.039 --> 00:43:54.519 Look, I understand that like fifteen hospitals had to be 963 00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:57.119 sacrificed in order to build data centers to make it 964 00:43:57.159 --> 00:43:58.880 so that people could make a fat kid fly into 965 00:43:58.920 --> 00:44:02.159 a tornado. I think it's a worthy sacrifice. I think 966 00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:05.039 the fact that uh, I think the fact that each 967 00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:07.760 of these centers uses I think two billion gallons of 968 00:44:07.800 --> 00:44:09.119 water per second. 969 00:44:09.239 --> 00:44:10.199 He's really cool. 970 00:44:11.280 --> 00:44:14.639 I think it's fine put more animals in tornadoes. 971 00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:17.119 Is what I'm saying. I'd appreciate it. 972 00:44:17.800 --> 00:44:21.039 I would appreciate how do you think like Hassan like 973 00:44:21.119 --> 00:44:25.159 working with the tornado, fucking shocking the thing he. 974 00:44:25.159 --> 00:44:30.599 Said, He just sms electric tornado to take his dog, 975 00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:33.599 like Ki, you're not listening, and then the tornado bursts through. 976 00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:35.639 The fucking the room and takes the dog up to 977 00:44:35.719 --> 00:44:40.000 Mortal Kombat Lord, that would be Raiding and fo working together, 978 00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:41.840 and that would be that. 979 00:44:41.840 --> 00:44:43.320 That's a deadly comma right there. 980 00:44:47.360 --> 00:44:49.239 Because they don't even have to beat you up. They 981 00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:52.039 just have to use the powers of the elements they're 982 00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:53.960 blessed with to ruin your life. 983 00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:56.760 Yeah, why can't I that's so bullshit. Why can't I 984 00:44:56.800 --> 00:44:57.800 have elemental powers? 985 00:44:57.840 --> 00:45:01.360 And just because of elemental powers, we would just have 986 00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:02.760 worse versions of what we are now. 987 00:45:02.920 --> 00:45:05.119 It would be the wrong people getting it. Like Trump 988 00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:05.800 would be the. 989 00:45:05.800 --> 00:45:10.480 One of the he'd be blessed with elemental powers and like, oh, 990 00:45:10.559 --> 00:45:16.880 You'm like, well, I like like the files the files 991 00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:19.079 are like, you know, somewhere in the White House and 992 00:45:19.079 --> 00:45:20.159 they're like people are. 993 00:45:20.039 --> 00:45:21.880 About to get him, and he just I'm gonna think 994 00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:26.719 it the entire White House. I don't know what happened. 995 00:45:27.159 --> 00:45:27.519 I don't know. 996 00:45:29.840 --> 00:45:31.719 Here's a here's a fun question from the outer wild. 997 00:45:31.760 --> 00:45:33.840 This is a phenomenal game that will stay with you, 998 00:45:34.599 --> 00:45:36.760 but then it cuts off, so like that, that seems 999 00:45:36.800 --> 00:45:39.599 like I don't know what the full version of this 1000 00:45:39.679 --> 00:45:40.000 name is. 1001 00:45:40.400 --> 00:45:43.000 But there's no way, there's no way. 1002 00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:44.639 There's no way that it's there's no way that it's 1003 00:45:44.639 --> 00:45:48.320 that sincere and earnest. But he wrote it, he says. 1004 00:45:48.320 --> 00:45:50.599 Another point on the Confederate statue topic, we talked about 1005 00:45:50.639 --> 00:45:52.400 this in the previous episode. I don't remember which one exactly. 1006 00:45:52.440 --> 00:45:54.000 It's Derek pointed out most of them were put as 1007 00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:56.119 intimidation during the Civil rights movement, and it's Chris said 1008 00:45:56.119 --> 00:45:58.519 it's still relevant or history to remember. The issue is 1009 00:45:58.519 --> 00:46:00.440 that there are so many of those fucking statue shoes, 1010 00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:02.920 and they are such poor quality, and they are of 1011 00:46:03.079 --> 00:46:06.119 so little historic values themselves that museums don't want them. 1012 00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:09.159 That's an interesting point. The cost of moving them and 1013 00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:11.360 installing them as exhibits is so high compared to any 1014 00:46:11.519 --> 00:46:14.119 historical value they may have. No one is willing to 1015 00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:17.000 do it, so they so they just get scrapped. Yeah, 1016 00:46:17.039 --> 00:46:19.800 I mean that makes sense. I I I'm not saying 1017 00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:22.800 you should have every single like if there's the equivalent 1018 00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:26.400 of like a statue that is basically like your seven 1019 00:46:26.480 --> 00:46:29.440 year old putting like like a drawing on a fridge 1020 00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:31.719 type statue, you know what I mean, Like, Oh, that's 1021 00:46:31.719 --> 00:46:34.119 going on the fridge. It's your first drawing, you know. 1022 00:46:34.239 --> 00:46:37.599 Like I'm not saying, get like what, like, what's what's that? 1023 00:46:38.280 --> 00:46:38.679 What's that? 1024 00:46:39.039 --> 00:46:40.320 It was like a sports guy. I think it was 1025 00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:43.960 a basketball player. I'm not super sure they yeah, yeah, yeah, 1026 00:46:44.199 --> 00:46:48.199 with that horrible statue of him screaming looking like an orc. 1027 00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:52.440 Dude, like that should be scrapped. 1028 00:46:53.039 --> 00:46:53.559 I don't know what. 1029 00:46:54.480 --> 00:46:56.039 I think you should watch them off. I don't know 1030 00:46:56.880 --> 00:46:59.760 for like absurd prices. It's such a phenomenal, But I don't. 1031 00:46:59.599 --> 00:47:03.280 Understand and how bad statues happened now because it's just 1032 00:47:03.440 --> 00:47:07.079 the the mold is so largely responsible with it. 1033 00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:08.159 How it's gonna come out. 1034 00:47:08.519 --> 00:47:10.760 And like I was looking at you know, when you're 1035 00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:14.280 in the Hangar place in the Empire her and they 1036 00:47:14.320 --> 00:47:16.320 have that John Stewart there and I was like, that 1037 00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:19.880 looks incredible, Like it's it's an incredible, like fucking little 1038 00:47:19.880 --> 00:47:23.599 statue of there's some like DC people there, and I'm. 1039 00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:25.840 Just I thought I thought you meant that yo, like 1040 00:47:26.079 --> 00:47:27.920 the Daily Show start. 1041 00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:30.159 I thought you meant there's a statue of John Stewart 1042 00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:32.199 for the Daily Yeah, that would be really. 1043 00:47:32.360 --> 00:47:34.719 Where they have? Why where is this? How come I 1044 00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:36.159 haven't been able to piss on this. I've been I 1045 00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:38.400 would have pissed on this a long time ago. Where 1046 00:47:38.440 --> 00:47:39.119 is the statue? 1047 00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:42.599 But yeah, I'm just like hire whoever did that? 1048 00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:46.199 Because it's it's one of the best statues I've ever seen, 1049 00:47:46.360 --> 00:47:49.239 and it's about a fictional fucking comic book character. 1050 00:47:49.800 --> 00:47:51.199 Yeah, I don't know how. 1051 00:47:52.360 --> 00:47:54.199 It's just so not difficult to make a statue, like 1052 00:47:54.199 --> 00:47:55.960 to the point where it's just like, I just don't. 1053 00:47:56.119 --> 00:47:58.079 I feel like I feel like when you cast it, 1054 00:47:58.079 --> 00:47:59.800 it's one thing, and then as soon as it's done, 1055 00:47:59.840 --> 00:48:01.719 more old thing, it always comes out fucked up. Because 1056 00:48:01.719 --> 00:48:05.119 I've seen plenty of modern statues come out fucked up. 1057 00:48:05.320 --> 00:48:07.239 The you know what I'm saying is what I'm saying 1058 00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:10.559 is that's that's a skill issue, because making a statue 1059 00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:13.000 is very easy. I could make you a statue in 1060 00:48:13.119 --> 00:48:17.480 twelve maybe hours, Okay, very easy. 1061 00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:19.280 If you could do that, I'd be like what do 1062 00:48:19.360 --> 00:48:22.360 you Why are you here? Go make statues quickly, Go 1063 00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:25.599 change the way casting molds work. You fucking you're just 1064 00:48:25.679 --> 00:48:28.239 not performed. You're not progressing society, and this is your fault. 1065 00:48:29.000 --> 00:48:32.440 I'm too I want to I just want to talk about. 1066 00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:33.280 Dogs being electrocuted. 1067 00:48:33.599 --> 00:48:34.559 Oh wow, I don't. 1068 00:48:34.360 --> 00:48:35.280 Want to make statues. 1069 00:48:35.400 --> 00:48:37.400 I have a god given talent to make statues, but 1070 00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:39.920 I'd prefer to spend my time talking about electrocuting dogs. 1071 00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:44.199 Yeah, okay, that's fair. You know that's fair. It's still stupid, 1072 00:48:44.239 --> 00:48:45.360 but very fair. I get it. 1073 00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:47.360 I mean you can't tell me what to do. 1074 00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:51.119 Yeah, yeah, but yeah, that is that is a good 1075 00:48:51.119 --> 00:48:54.400 point bringing that up. Bringing that up is a good 1076 00:48:54.400 --> 00:48:58.920 point about the I didn't consider that like it because 1077 00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:02.199 I never looked into oh what do the museums say? 1078 00:49:02.239 --> 00:49:04.679 What are they saying about this? And it's like, oh, 1079 00:49:05.119 --> 00:49:07.519 probably largely. When do you think when you are erecting 1080 00:49:07.519 --> 00:49:12.199 statues really quickly for you know, shitty reasons you're there? 1081 00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:15.519 Is they're not done with love, and so they're not good. 1082 00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:17.519 And even if they were good, it's like we have 1083 00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:20.559 enough maybe that we don't fucking need any more. 1084 00:49:20.920 --> 00:49:21.800 You get the picture. 1085 00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:24.559 So I would say, yeah, if at a certain point, 1086 00:49:24.599 --> 00:49:26.960 if nobody fucking wants the mother than the racist, well yeah, 1087 00:49:27.000 --> 00:49:28.639 fucking just obliterate them. 1088 00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:35.400 Ye, obliterat them, Just grab and blow him up. 1089 00:49:36.159 --> 00:49:37.599 I mean it would be fun. 1090 00:49:37.719 --> 00:49:39.480 I guess if they're like, oh we we we don't 1091 00:49:39.519 --> 00:49:42.679 need just sticking sticks of dynamite to it and just 1092 00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:45.239 watching it kill a bunch of people when it shatters. 1093 00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:48.599 Just you're just blowing up way too big near people, 1094 00:49:49.360 --> 00:49:50.800 murdering them. 1095 00:49:50.840 --> 00:49:51.519 Here's a fun. 1096 00:49:52.599 --> 00:49:55.840 Wow, we're doing such a good job. We're so good 1097 00:49:55.880 --> 00:49:57.960 at our jobs. 1098 00:49:58.039 --> 00:50:00.400 It's all the empty races that are watching blow up 1099 00:50:00.440 --> 00:50:01.480 and they all get killed. 1100 00:50:05.920 --> 00:50:09.360 Cockwed Cockwed wrote in in the spirit of spooky season, 1101 00:50:09.400 --> 00:50:11.400 I feel I should tell you about how ten years 1102 00:50:11.440 --> 00:50:14.000 ago someone I went to school with dressed up as 1103 00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:18.519 Tiger Woods for Halloween. The guy was white, as you 1104 00:50:18.599 --> 00:50:22.599 might and as you might expect, he did blackface. He 1105 00:50:22.639 --> 00:50:25.639 looked absolutely retarded, and everyone hated him for it. 1106 00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:27.519 What a time it was to be alive. That's a 1107 00:50:27.519 --> 00:50:28.519 spirited decision. 1108 00:50:28.800 --> 00:50:29.159 Aw. 1109 00:50:30.000 --> 00:50:34.480 You know you didn't have to do blackface. People would 1110 00:50:34.480 --> 00:50:36.199 have understood he was tiger Woods. 1111 00:50:36.519 --> 00:50:43.639 Tiger Woods very specific wardrobe mile his smiles right, and 1112 00:50:43.679 --> 00:50:45.440 if you have golf. 1113 00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:47.880 Clubs with you just won people immediately know because that's 1114 00:50:47.920 --> 00:50:50.639 the only golfer that they do know besides that fucking 1115 00:50:50.760 --> 00:50:54.000 drink combination. I don't even know what Donod Palmer looks like. 1116 00:50:54.719 --> 00:50:57.000 I know him as an old man. I don't know 1117 00:50:57.039 --> 00:50:58.519 wh he looks like as a young man. I have 1118 00:50:58.519 --> 00:51:00.360 no clue what, I have no concept. 1119 00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:03.800 I only learned that Arnold Palmer was a golfer, I think, 1120 00:51:03.880 --> 00:51:08.280 like two years ago. I so, I so, I so 1121 00:51:08.599 --> 00:51:09.639 deeply didn't get. 1122 00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:11.599 This is how little I know about sports? Is that? 1123 00:51:11.639 --> 00:51:13.880 I that's how recently I learned that Arnold Palmer was 1124 00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:16.639 a golfer. Okay, in fact, I'm a lie, like I 1125 00:51:16.679 --> 00:51:20.760 learned he was a golfer just now moments ago. 1126 00:51:21.039 --> 00:51:25.039 Your lies are so unique because you lie to finish 1127 00:51:25.119 --> 00:51:30.000 off your stories, Like you lie your way towards understanding things, 1128 00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:32.599 and you understand it based off a lie. And it's like, 1129 00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:34.320 this is interesting to watch. 1130 00:51:34.920 --> 00:51:37.280 That's interesting. Explain that deeper, explain what I don't. 1131 00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:39.960 I don't. Really, I don't think you'd get it. Actually, 1132 00:51:41.400 --> 00:51:43.079 I don't think you'd understand that. Actually if I went 1133 00:51:43.119 --> 00:51:45.239 deeper to that, I think I think you're lost. You're 1134 00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:49.559 lost hashtag deep depth. 1135 00:51:50.039 --> 00:51:51.119 Let's see what do we got? 1136 00:51:51.159 --> 00:51:52.000 What do we got here? 1137 00:51:52.199 --> 00:51:53.719 First of all, that's crazy, Like I don't know, man, 1138 00:51:54.079 --> 00:51:59.280 First I don't know, man, what is Tiger Woods? 1139 00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:02.320 That scary of a person to go as for Halloween? 1140 00:52:05.440 --> 00:52:08.360 Scary because it's supposed to be spoke Like you know, 1141 00:52:08.400 --> 00:52:11.760 your your dresses like a scally scaley quito, you scar 1142 00:52:11.920 --> 00:52:13.159 dresses like a scary thing. 1143 00:52:13.239 --> 00:52:14.599 Yeah, I think like seventy. 1144 00:52:14.280 --> 00:52:17.559 But like, oh yeah, I guess so, like it's it's 1145 00:52:17.599 --> 00:52:21.000 more about like just cosplay now of like whoever you want. 1146 00:52:21.559 --> 00:52:23.000 It's not really about spooky. 1147 00:52:23.199 --> 00:52:25.119 But I guess even since I was a kid, it 1148 00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:26.920 really hasn't really been about that because I remember going 1149 00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:27.800 as like Spider Man. 1150 00:52:28.039 --> 00:52:30.760 It's never it's it's literally not in our lives has 1151 00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:33.199 ever been spooky? But how long? 1152 00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:36.239 How long has it not been that? I know in 1153 00:52:36.280 --> 00:52:38.280 our lives it hasn't. But like, were people in the 1154 00:52:38.280 --> 00:52:40.599 fifties going as Superman? I feel like probably right. 1155 00:52:40.559 --> 00:52:42.320 Yeah, of course they've always been going after you and 1156 00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:45.000 mys time to dress up and just people you care about, 1157 00:52:45.320 --> 00:52:47.800 and only weird niggas care about spooky fellas so. 1158 00:52:47.920 --> 00:52:51.719 That's why this, that's why this uh this Halloween, I'm 1159 00:52:51.719 --> 00:52:52.719 going at Alex Jones. 1160 00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:54.320 I like that, think he spooky. 1161 00:52:55.119 --> 00:52:56.960 I think he's admirable. I want I want to I 1162 00:52:57.039 --> 00:52:57.280 want to. 1163 00:52:57.280 --> 00:53:00.760 Be more like him. Oh and everything that I do. 1164 00:53:00.639 --> 00:53:04.000 I wouldn't surprise me that that that that like it 1165 00:53:04.039 --> 00:53:07.599 would that that that like change of lane wouldn't surprise 1166 00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:09.320 like it would surprise me. But like I'm like, oh, 1167 00:53:09.320 --> 00:53:12.840 I guess that's kind of it kind of fits. I guess, 1168 00:53:12.880 --> 00:53:16.199 you know, if anyone I guess, if anyone, I guess, 1169 00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:18.840 like yeah, like at like fifty, like at like thirty five, 1170 00:53:18.960 --> 00:53:23.360 thirty eight, you're like, fuck it, this go just go 1171 00:53:23.559 --> 00:53:25.360 be like hey man, I don't know they're making they're 1172 00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:27.519 making squirrels gay or whatever. You know. I watched Spider 1173 00:53:27.519 --> 00:53:28.360 Man two yesterday. 1174 00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:37.360 Uh oh my god, all right, let's see we got 1175 00:53:37.400 --> 00:53:42.119 some other ones here. It's his corinth, corinth corinth. I 1176 00:53:42.159 --> 00:53:44.400 never know how to pronounce it exactly. They're making a corinth. 1177 00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:48.719 They're making dogs gay with fucking I don't know. Bath bombs. 1178 00:53:49.159 --> 00:53:50.880 Was he the one that started the four G thing 1179 00:53:50.920 --> 00:53:53.039 where like you're the four G towers were turning you 1180 00:53:53.079 --> 00:53:56.119 like autistic or something like it, or was he just 1181 00:53:56.199 --> 00:53:56.920 like a parador? 1182 00:53:57.079 --> 00:53:59.960 Well, no, he didn't start it. It happens the Four Towers. 1183 00:54:00.360 --> 00:54:03.000 What do you mean? I think you're right. I mean 1184 00:54:04.280 --> 00:54:04.960 crazier ones. 1185 00:54:05.519 --> 00:54:11.360 He didn't do like people would even attribute the reptilian 1186 00:54:11.400 --> 00:54:14.159 stuff to him. And I think, for one thing I 1187 00:54:14.199 --> 00:54:15.719 know about that at least is he had on a 1188 00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:16.840 guy named David Ike. 1189 00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:21.360 And David Ike is you should you should read into 1190 00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:22.199 David Ike this guy. 1191 00:54:22.280 --> 00:54:25.360 First of all, that name sounds like a villain that 1192 00:54:25.360 --> 00:54:27.440 that like the name David. If I was trying to 1193 00:54:27.440 --> 00:54:29.760 make a character that I wanted the audience to have 1194 00:54:29.840 --> 00:54:31.639 no sympathy for it, I would name him. 1195 00:54:31.639 --> 00:54:33.320 I would start with the name David Ike. 1196 00:54:34.119 --> 00:54:36.440 I don't know anything about this guy, but that just 1197 00:54:36.519 --> 00:54:37.840 sounds like villainous. 1198 00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:41.119 He's he's some British guy like he. I think he 1199 00:54:41.280 --> 00:54:43.400 used to be like an Olympian or something for playing 1200 00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:45.920 like soccer or some shit like that or something like that. 1201 00:54:46.400 --> 00:54:50.280 And he went insane and then started piling around with 1202 00:54:50.320 --> 00:54:52.000 Alex Jones. And I think after a while at Shans 1203 00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:54.400 He's like, Oh, this guy's too crazy for me. That's 1204 00:54:55.320 --> 00:54:57.760 David Ike. Oh I think I might have mentioned this before. 1205 00:54:58.679 --> 00:55:02.000 David Ikey polled around with one of the last Zulu 1206 00:55:02.039 --> 00:55:09.239 shaman named Creto Latois, and this was fucking dude. I 1207 00:55:09.280 --> 00:55:11.880 got deep into this stuff because this was like popcorn 1208 00:55:11.920 --> 00:55:12.360 shit to me. 1209 00:55:12.440 --> 00:55:12.800 Dude. 1210 00:55:12.960 --> 00:55:14.920 This was my favorite learning how. 1211 00:55:14.719 --> 00:55:17.679 Like crazy human beings can go but also at the 1212 00:55:17.719 --> 00:55:20.280 same time like maintain a level of like I'm not 1213 00:55:20.400 --> 00:55:23.679 crazy and I love that dynamic where like this guy 1214 00:55:23.920 --> 00:55:26.400 up he wrote a book called The I Think like 1215 00:55:26.480 --> 00:55:29.079 Humid Bigs, Get off your knees or something, so like 1216 00:55:29.159 --> 00:55:31.480 he he's seeming all like like he would give like 1217 00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:33.719 a ted talk and be normal. But then he went 1218 00:55:33.760 --> 00:55:37.840 and met a shaman in South Africa that claim that 1219 00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:41.519 was abducted by reptilians and got probe in ship, and 1220 00:55:41.559 --> 00:55:44.519 I was like, this is amazing. You might be able 1221 00:55:44.519 --> 00:55:45.719 to still find it on YouTube. 1222 00:55:46.719 --> 00:55:49.000 I always kind of hope they're telling the truth, you know, 1223 00:55:49.159 --> 00:55:51.840 like I always kind of hope, like I hope it's real. 1224 00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:56.280 I would prefer to be it's because if it's because 1225 00:55:56.280 --> 00:56:01.159 when if it's true, if it's trueness actually happened, you know, 1226 00:56:01.360 --> 00:56:04.679 sh about the world that I can't even begin to grasp. 1227 00:56:05.639 --> 00:56:08.880 But also, there's no way that just happened to you. 1228 00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:10.119 You're not special enough. 1229 00:56:10.440 --> 00:56:17.559 Unfortunately, we we understand just with the saane asylums existing, 1230 00:56:17.639 --> 00:56:21.360 how insane some people can be. And uh or like 1231 00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:24.199 I just I just watched, uh, you know the channel 1232 00:56:24.239 --> 00:56:27.719 e WU explored us the true crime stuff. I just 1233 00:56:27.760 --> 00:56:30.280 watched the one with the guy that killed the Chris 1234 00:56:30.360 --> 00:56:32.679 Kyle and his buddy, you know, the American sniper. 1235 00:56:33.360 --> 00:56:36.079 Yeah, and like just how riddled. 1236 00:56:35.719 --> 00:56:39.440 With PTSD that guy was after he was actually helping 1237 00:56:39.440 --> 00:56:41.519 out in Haiti and I guess he was dealing with 1238 00:56:41.559 --> 00:56:44.280 he went to you went to to like Avrak or whatever, 1239 00:56:44.559 --> 00:56:46.320 but then he went and helped down Haiti and he 1240 00:56:46.360 --> 00:56:48.079 was dealing with like a bunch of dead bodies and 1241 00:56:48.119 --> 00:56:52.119 all this crazy stus that was going on. Was like 1242 00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:54.920 he was like, I can't do And it was so sad, 1243 00:56:55.039 --> 00:56:59.760 dude that like he was so insane. Chris Kyle's kids 1244 00:56:59.800 --> 00:57:03.480 win to a school with that crazy guy's mom that 1245 00:57:03.559 --> 00:57:05.840 she was a teacher at the school. She talked to 1246 00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:09.599 Chris Kyle being like, my son is so crazy, could 1247 00:57:09.599 --> 00:57:11.119 you please help him? Like do you still work with 1248 00:57:11.119 --> 00:57:13.000 people at PTSDs? And then he was like I'll do 1249 00:57:13.400 --> 00:57:16.840 everything within our power to help to help him out. 1250 00:57:16.960 --> 00:57:19.760 So they hang out with them. The next weekend, Chris 1251 00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:21.639 texts his friend that's hanging out with him because they're 1252 00:57:21.639 --> 00:57:24.440 going to shooting ranges, like this guy is gone. And 1253 00:57:24.480 --> 00:57:27.480 then he says, watch my six because like they're really 1254 00:57:27.519 --> 00:57:28.039 that worried. 1255 00:57:28.119 --> 00:57:31.320 And then then he killed them. I was like, holy, 1256 00:57:31.440 --> 00:57:34.480 that is actually crazy. I don't remember. I totally forgot 1257 00:57:34.519 --> 00:57:40.519 that happened. Yeah, someone like that to a shooting range, 1258 00:57:40.519 --> 00:57:41.480 that is crazy. 1259 00:57:41.599 --> 00:57:44.960 They didn't even know he was that insane until they 1260 00:57:45.159 --> 00:57:46.360 started hanging. 1261 00:57:46.039 --> 00:57:47.920 Out with them there, I guess, and they're like, oh, 1262 00:57:47.960 --> 00:57:51.760 this guy's fucked. Even if there's a slight possibility. 1263 00:57:53.519 --> 00:57:55.519 I wouldn't take a PTSD riddle person to a gun 1264 00:57:55.599 --> 00:57:56.920 range either, to be fair. 1265 00:57:56.880 --> 00:57:59.199 No, it seems like a recipe for disaster. 1266 00:57:59.320 --> 00:58:01.960 But like god, black dude, Chris Kyle, I forgot his 1267 00:58:02.079 --> 00:58:04.559 name and I was playing I was doing a stream 1268 00:58:04.719 --> 00:58:09.800 on Sacred yesterday with Dustin. We were playing Battlefield and uh, 1269 00:58:10.960 --> 00:58:14.400 I was sniping and I couldn't. I was trying to say, like, 1270 00:58:14.400 --> 00:58:16.719 oh man, I'm going off. I'm like I'm like, I'm 1271 00:58:16.760 --> 00:58:19.280 a regular Chris Kyle, right, now, but I couldn't remember 1272 00:58:19.320 --> 00:58:22.280 his name, so I said, I defaulted the Kevin James, 1273 00:58:24.360 --> 00:58:25.920 and I was like, that can't be right. 1274 00:58:26.199 --> 00:58:26.559 Kevin. 1275 00:58:28.360 --> 00:58:32.960 Kevin James was certainly not an American Snipers. 1276 00:58:33.159 --> 00:58:37.400 There should be American Sniper too, starring Kevin James, starring. 1277 00:58:37.159 --> 00:58:40.440 Kevin James, and it's it's him getting killed in a 1278 00:58:40.440 --> 00:58:47.320 gun range and him that is so I can't believe 1279 00:58:47.320 --> 00:58:49.400 that that's how it happened. I remember, like you, you 1280 00:58:49.480 --> 00:58:50.679 were telling that story and I was like, oh, I 1281 00:58:50.760 --> 00:58:53.079 do remember that that did happen, you know, But. 1282 00:58:53.039 --> 00:58:55.559 Like I feel the funny thing is hearing that side 1283 00:58:55.559 --> 00:58:57.559 of it made me feel slightly bad because the first 1284 00:58:57.559 --> 00:58:59.159 I'm like, Kris Kyle is a piece of ship, like 1285 00:58:59.159 --> 00:59:01.519 if you, if you, if you know about him, But. 1286 00:59:01.440 --> 00:59:03.519 Then I was like, that sucks. 1287 00:59:03.519 --> 00:59:07.039 He actually try to help this dude and gets killed 1288 00:59:07.079 --> 00:59:10.400 for it. And I can't imagine how bad that dude's 1289 00:59:10.440 --> 00:59:13.559 mom feels because she got him in contact with her 1290 00:59:13.599 --> 00:59:19.280 son probably probably like, oh, well, well, she was recounting 1291 00:59:19.280 --> 00:59:22.280 the story and she was crying, but she never but 1292 00:59:22.360 --> 00:59:25.679 she never within the recounting talking it to the detectives. 1293 00:59:25.920 --> 00:59:29.119 She never took responsibility for it. I was waiting for 1294 00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:33.280 her to say that, but deep down she knows. She's like, oops, 1295 00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:36.639 it's not her fault. 1296 00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:39.280 It sucks that, Like, well, here's the thing. 1297 00:59:40.000 --> 00:59:44.280 He was so far gone that he needed help beyond 1298 00:59:44.440 --> 00:59:47.639 Chris Kyle and his fucking buddy. So she kind of 1299 00:59:47.719 --> 00:59:51.400 downplayed how bad it was. And that's kind of that's 1300 00:59:51.440 --> 00:59:53.719 an issue because you're not gonna owe do you work 1301 00:59:53.760 --> 00:59:55.480 with people? No, no, no, no, he needs to go to 1302 00:59:55.519 --> 00:59:58.760 a fucking hospital, lady. He had already done some crazy 1303 00:59:58.800 --> 01:00:01.280 ship before then, and trying to get a regular soldier 1304 01:00:01.320 --> 01:00:03.239 to help him out it was stupid. 1305 01:00:03.559 --> 01:00:05.199 Well do you think that, Well, do you think somebody 1306 01:00:05.199 --> 01:00:08.320 could be like what if? I don't know. 1307 01:00:08.320 --> 01:00:09.800 I feel like somebody could be like if you take 1308 01:00:09.840 --> 01:00:11.880 him to like a comic con and they meet somebody 1309 01:00:11.920 --> 01:00:13.760 that they grew up watching on TV, they'd be like, 1310 01:00:13.760 --> 01:00:16.159 oh cool, you know maybe or like Captain they meet 1311 01:00:16.159 --> 01:00:18.159 like Hans Solo or whatever a comic con and then 1312 01:00:18.199 --> 01:00:19.519 they and they. 1313 01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:20.480 Don't blow up the place. 1314 01:00:20.639 --> 01:00:22.800 Dude, he would you know, he would never be out 1315 01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:23.400 of comic con. 1316 01:00:25.239 --> 01:00:27.079 Do you think he would? He would he would get scared. 1317 01:00:28.599 --> 01:00:31.920 Yes, I think having I think having someone that was 1318 01:00:31.960 --> 01:00:33.519 in the military go to. 1319 01:00:33.760 --> 01:00:35.800 Some guy dressed as like a demon running up to them, 1320 01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:38.000 like that. 1321 01:00:38.000 --> 01:00:39.760 Would just that would just trigger the poor guy. I 1322 01:00:39.800 --> 01:00:41.599 feel bad. I feel bad for him because, like you know, 1323 01:00:41.679 --> 01:00:46.400 he was clearly he's clearly fucking his brains his greats 1324 01:00:46.400 --> 01:00:50.880 playing bd R right now. But still like it's it's 1325 01:00:50.920 --> 01:00:52.599 just unfortunate that he did. 1326 01:00:53.159 --> 01:00:54.480 You know, the lesson that you learned from that, By 1327 01:00:54.519 --> 01:00:55.840 the way, the lesson that you learn from that stories 1328 01:00:55.880 --> 01:00:56.559 you don't help anybody. 1329 01:00:56.599 --> 01:00:58.519 Don't help people to mind your business, actually. 1330 01:00:58.719 --> 01:01:03.559 Business, just quick, Chris, did that man, mind your fucking business. 1331 01:01:03.599 --> 01:01:05.800 Gets back into car, bitch. 1332 01:01:05.559 --> 01:01:08.880 Shut the fuck up, slaps really hard on the arm, 1333 01:01:09.360 --> 01:01:12.760 like slaps in the arm really hard. If he did that, 1334 01:01:13.599 --> 01:01:15.679 it's crazy. Instead, he was like, I want to help 1335 01:01:15.719 --> 01:01:17.800 this guy out, to help this guy, Mam, I care. 1336 01:01:18.159 --> 01:01:19.000 I care about I. 1337 01:01:19.000 --> 01:01:20.199 Don't hold nobody did. 1338 01:01:21.320 --> 01:01:23.480 That's why I tell you, everybody, mind your fucking business. 1339 01:01:23.480 --> 01:01:24.119 I'll hurt you. 1340 01:01:24.519 --> 01:01:27.679 Everybody that I saw a guy fucking he fell in 1341 01:01:27.719 --> 01:01:30.679 the street because he like swisted his ankle and then 1342 01:01:30.840 --> 01:01:33.239 a truck was coming at him slowly, and I was like, hey, man, 1343 01:01:34.119 --> 01:01:35.960 not my problem, and I stepped over him. 1344 01:01:36.559 --> 01:01:39.159 You know, that's exactly how it goes, not my problem. 1345 01:01:39.199 --> 01:01:42.360 When I watched him slowly get squished by it was 1346 01:01:42.360 --> 01:01:44.559 actually a steamroller and it was in the street, and 1347 01:01:44.719 --> 01:01:48.519 because they were I'm sorry, yeah it was a zambo, 1348 01:01:48.760 --> 01:01:49.639 I forgot, that's right. 1349 01:01:49.679 --> 01:01:50.119 I was thinking of. 1350 01:01:50.239 --> 01:01:53.119 Was that during the Was that during the county Zamboni 1351 01:01:53.199 --> 01:01:55.159 Parade where they drive all the zambonies? 1352 01:01:55.480 --> 01:01:59.400 Yeah, yeah, I live, yeah, I live basically right by Anaheim. 1353 01:01:59.440 --> 01:02:03.039 And so they were the Anaheim Ducks lended their zambonis 1354 01:02:03.599 --> 01:02:07.039 and they you know that guy, he was stupid. He 1355 01:02:07.239 --> 01:02:09.599 went in the street trying to get a closer picture, 1356 01:02:10.079 --> 01:02:13.440 broke his ankle, and you know, I saw him. I 1357 01:02:13.440 --> 01:02:16.480 was like, hey, man, tough ship, mind your own business. 1358 01:02:16.559 --> 01:02:17.639 And I stepped over him. 1359 01:02:18.480 --> 01:02:19.880 Mind your own business. 1360 01:02:20.719 --> 01:02:23.320 During the Great Zamboni Purge. 1361 01:02:23.079 --> 01:02:25.519 All right, Corinth I said this name earlier. 1362 01:02:25.519 --> 01:02:27.400 We never got to Q Corinth Road, and he says, hey, 1363 01:02:27.480 --> 01:02:29.559 gay boys, have any of you seen this account on 1364 01:02:29.639 --> 01:02:32.639 what are called every frame of the Sopranos in order? 1365 01:02:33.800 --> 01:02:37.039 Originally the account only did exactly that for years until 1366 01:02:37.039 --> 01:02:39.239 recently after the election, where the guy running it seemingly 1367 01:02:39.280 --> 01:02:41.119 went completely off the deep end. He started using the 1368 01:02:41.119 --> 01:02:43.199 account to talk about how he was radicalized into being 1369 01:02:43.199 --> 01:02:45.599 a racist neo nazi by the left. 1370 01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:48.920 I love when like gimmick accounts break character like that. 1371 01:02:49.440 --> 01:02:52.360 It's it's always interesting, it's always hilarious. That used to 1372 01:02:52.400 --> 01:02:54.079 happen on Facebook all the time. I don't know if 1373 01:02:54.079 --> 01:02:56.079 you remember, back back in the in the like become 1374 01:02:56.119 --> 01:02:58.920 a fan days when like that's how you would interact 1375 01:02:58.920 --> 01:03:00.679 with the page. You'd be like, I'm a fan of 1376 01:03:00.800 --> 01:03:04.719 like I don't know Xbox Live or whatever, and then 1377 01:03:04.760 --> 01:03:07.400 they would they would they would tweet, they would share 1378 01:03:07.480 --> 01:03:10.880 like a post about like I don't know, an election, 1379 01:03:11.320 --> 01:03:14.320 or they would share like a movie review, or like 1380 01:03:14.360 --> 01:03:17.119 they would like share like a celebrity interview, And you're like, 1381 01:03:17.119 --> 01:03:19.920 what the fuck is this? Why are you interviewing? Why 1382 01:03:19.960 --> 01:03:21.920 is why are you tweeting out? Or why are you 1383 01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:24.440 sharing an interview with Christian Bale on the set of 1384 01:03:24.480 --> 01:03:29.920 The Machinist. When you're like, when you're a donut fan page, 1385 01:03:30.800 --> 01:03:32.840 like I remember that, Like I bet if I went 1386 01:03:32.880 --> 01:03:33.760 on Facebook right. 1387 01:03:33.679 --> 01:03:35.360 Now, this would be a fun experiment. 1388 01:03:36.599 --> 01:03:38.440 I'm gonna go on Facebook right now and look at 1389 01:03:38.480 --> 01:03:41.920 all the fan pages and see, like, see. 1390 01:03:41.719 --> 01:03:47.480 How different everything is. It's good stuff. 1391 01:03:47.480 --> 01:03:52.400 Probably just slurs out the ass always just slurs to 1392 01:03:52.440 --> 01:03:54.559 the point your head starts hurting, you start breeding, you 1393 01:03:54.559 --> 01:03:56.440 start bleeding out your nose, and you're like, what's going on. 1394 01:03:57.679 --> 01:03:59.920 I've seen this. I have seen this many in a while. 1395 01:04:00.119 --> 01:04:02.159 Wow, But no, dude, that's the coolest. 1396 01:04:02.280 --> 01:04:03.039 Uh. 1397 01:04:03.159 --> 01:04:05.599 I love that stuff. It's hilarious. 1398 01:04:06.360 --> 01:04:08.280 Have you seen anything anything like that, like whatever, like 1399 01:04:08.320 --> 01:04:09.480 a gimming account. 1400 01:04:09.079 --> 01:04:10.960 Just like loses, it just goes completely off the. 1401 01:04:11.320 --> 01:04:13.079 Yeah, it's I feel like a lot of them become 1402 01:04:13.159 --> 01:04:15.519 porn things too, Like I remember I had to unfollow 1403 01:04:15.559 --> 01:04:17.679 a lot of them because they just started. I think 1404 01:04:17.719 --> 01:04:19.519 it was like a geek thing where it was just 1405 01:04:19.559 --> 01:04:21.840 like attacking nerd news and then it just became like 1406 01:04:22.519 --> 01:04:25.800 women and covered in oil and specifically. 1407 01:04:25.559 --> 01:04:29.400 One called I fucking love science. There was no sorry there. 1408 01:04:29.480 --> 01:04:31.920 I think it was that, or there was one of them. 1409 01:04:32.000 --> 01:04:34.239 Yeah, I think that was one of them and something 1410 01:04:34.599 --> 01:04:38.199 I remember ship like that happening, or there was a 1411 01:04:39.159 --> 01:04:43.039 sometimes they they get hacked because uh, there was a 1412 01:04:43.039 --> 01:04:46.719 an activist, uh, an Italian activist that I used to 1413 01:04:46.760 --> 01:04:50.760 follow I can't even remember, named Christina fucking whatever. 1414 01:04:51.320 --> 01:04:54.199 Uh church pages. 1415 01:04:54.280 --> 01:04:59.039 Some random person like putting like advertising like OnlyFans type shit. 1416 01:04:59.159 --> 01:05:01.639 Now it's not her, it's I was like, what the 1417 01:05:01.639 --> 01:05:03.519 fuck happened to her page? I guess someone just hacked 1418 01:05:03.519 --> 01:05:06.880 it and they're just using it to promote smut. And 1419 01:05:06.920 --> 01:05:09.599 I'm like, this is crazy. I wonder if I still 1420 01:05:09.599 --> 01:05:10.000 follow it. 1421 01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:12.480 Let me see. I don't know if I I probably 1422 01:05:12.519 --> 01:05:15.239 unfollowed it, but I hope I didn't. 1423 01:05:15.519 --> 01:05:19.679 God, Facebook is Facebook is really unusable now? 1424 01:05:20.000 --> 01:05:22.199 It's uh, I can't stand it. 1425 01:05:23.199 --> 01:05:25.360 Yeah, I'm gonna try to start using it because I 1426 01:05:25.400 --> 01:05:29.679 got to prove to uh monetize content on there, but 1427 01:05:29.880 --> 01:05:32.719 not fucking Instagram for some reason, even though Instagram is 1428 01:05:32.760 --> 01:05:34.440 like my big platform. 1429 01:05:34.800 --> 01:05:36.440 Yeah, I don't understand what that's about. 1430 01:05:36.719 --> 01:05:39.280 Like, I don't fully understand how monetization on Instagram works, 1431 01:05:39.480 --> 01:05:42.400 and i've it's very convoluted and weird. 1432 01:05:42.480 --> 01:05:43.000 I try it again. 1433 01:05:43.000 --> 01:05:46.639 You gotta get invited. And I tried to do it. 1434 01:05:46.639 --> 01:05:50.320 They actually just told me like you weren't approven. I'm like, why, 1435 01:05:50.760 --> 01:05:53.960 like why, it doesn't say why, so it just kind 1436 01:05:53.960 --> 01:05:54.960 of doesn't fucking matter. 1437 01:05:55.960 --> 01:05:57.280 Yeah. So it's a cool. 1438 01:05:57.800 --> 01:05:59.960 Oh, I remember it's Sabina. I remember it's not Sabrina 1439 01:06:00.199 --> 01:06:03.719 Sabina damn but I unfollowed her. 1440 01:06:03.800 --> 01:06:06.480 Damn it anyway, so it's uh, let me let me 1441 01:06:06.559 --> 01:06:08.000 keep reading this question because there's more to it. 1442 01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:08.880 Keep in mind this. 1443 01:06:09.119 --> 01:06:13.400 Keep in mind this account was still programmed. Keep in 1444 01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:16.480 mind this account was still programmed to post frames from 1445 01:06:16.519 --> 01:06:19.599 The Sopranos, So in the middle of these schizophrenic tweets 1446 01:06:19.960 --> 01:06:24.039 would be just James Gandolfini making silly faces. A highlight 1447 01:06:24.079 --> 01:06:25.840 of the Shaka was when he proved he was he 1448 01:06:25.920 --> 01:06:27.840 was white by posting a picture of his arm doing 1449 01:06:27.880 --> 01:06:30.800 the Nazi salute, indvertly revealing that he's really fucking fat. 1450 01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:33.639 I remember this, I feel like I remember. I think 1451 01:06:33.679 --> 01:06:35.760 I saw like retweets like clowning on this. 1452 01:06:35.880 --> 01:06:36.519 I don't. 1453 01:06:36.920 --> 01:06:38.480 I didn't look super deeply into it, but that is 1454 01:06:38.800 --> 01:06:41.920 that is awesome. You can find these schitzopros pretty easily. 1455 01:06:41.920 --> 01:06:44.119 I recommend skimming through the account for a laugh at 1456 01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:45.000 at the psychosa. 1457 01:06:45.119 --> 01:06:45.760 What is it is? 1458 01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:51.480 Every frame, every frame, every frame of the Sopranos. 1459 01:06:53.320 --> 01:06:56.199 I still have never seen The Sopranos a good show. 1460 01:06:56.760 --> 01:06:57.400 I'm sure it is. 1461 01:06:57.440 --> 01:07:00.239 I just I don't know. I'm at this point. You know, 1462 01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:02.599 I would have seen it by now I'm still. 1463 01:07:02.360 --> 01:07:04.400 Gonna I just have to sign up for HBO. I 1464 01:07:04.559 --> 01:07:08.320 just I haven't done it yet. I'm actually I'm gonna 1465 01:07:08.320 --> 01:07:10.559 get rid of like everything else because everything else though, 1466 01:07:10.679 --> 01:07:13.239 went up in prices again too, and I'm like, fuck, y'all. 1467 01:07:13.639 --> 01:07:15.559 Yeah, it's a good show. It's just that it's very 1468 01:07:15.800 --> 01:07:19.440 it's very like, I don't know, it's very mafioso. I'm 1469 01:07:19.639 --> 01:07:22.599 so bored of it. But granted where I'm from, like 1470 01:07:22.760 --> 01:07:25.480 all my homies, that's all they watched was Mafioso ship. 1471 01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:28.599 He was surrounded he was surrounded by Italians and Albanian, 1472 01:07:28.679 --> 01:07:31.159 Indians and Aboriginals. 1473 01:07:30.519 --> 01:07:32.719 And a lot of it was a lot of Italian. 1474 01:07:32.679 --> 01:07:38.239 Lions and Asians and Jews ashke Nazi Jews. 1475 01:07:39.199 --> 01:07:39.760 I didn't know what. 1476 01:07:40.400 --> 01:07:46.519 For a long time, Liuanians, isn't its case lived in 1477 01:07:46.559 --> 01:07:49.559 the most diverse he was just always surrounded by every 1478 01:07:49.599 --> 01:07:50.960 possible group of everyone. 1479 01:07:51.880 --> 01:07:53.199 There was not a lot of Italians growing up and 1480 01:07:53.199 --> 01:07:55.239 when I was particularly young, when I was particularly young, 1481 01:07:55.239 --> 01:07:58.920 and the Bronx was a lot of Italian not at all. 1482 01:07:59.239 --> 01:07:59.639 I like that. 1483 01:07:59.760 --> 01:08:00.519 Not he's at the end. 1484 01:08:01.079 --> 01:08:02.159 That's why that always made me. 1485 01:08:02.199 --> 01:08:05.800 That always made me laugh, like like seeing it spelled out, 1486 01:08:05.800 --> 01:08:07.679 because I was like, that is kind of that's a 1487 01:08:07.760 --> 01:08:09.000 wild I've always. 1488 01:08:08.760 --> 01:08:10.039 Thought that was funny. 1489 01:08:10.480 --> 01:08:12.119 I think they I think they did that on purpose, 1490 01:08:12.159 --> 01:08:15.199 and not to do that on purpose, I don't think so. 1491 01:08:15.280 --> 01:08:17.239 I feel like the purpose, I feel like I feel 1492 01:08:17.239 --> 01:08:19.119 like they're petty enough. They're petty enough, and they still 1493 01:08:19.239 --> 01:08:21.960 enough flow, so like that doesn't that doesn't seem like 1494 01:08:21.960 --> 01:08:25.840 it's beyond them, you know, Yeah, I guess I don't know. 1495 01:08:26.439 --> 01:08:29.399 Like they're they're they are. They are the famous flow 1496 01:08:29.439 --> 01:08:34.560 stealers of history. They're like, that's what they did. Everything 1497 01:08:34.600 --> 01:08:36.880 that was half cool. They were like, we're gonna do 1498 01:08:36.960 --> 01:08:41.880 that too. We're gonna sprinkle hating juice into it. 1499 01:08:42.720 --> 01:08:43.920 This is kind of an interesting one. 1500 01:08:44.840 --> 01:08:48.119 Uh. Can Sweeney go on a calory deficit? Please? 1501 01:08:48.479 --> 01:08:53.760 Wrote in he says favorite double jump. I actually have 1502 01:08:53.800 --> 01:08:58.960 an answer immediately. I know what my favorite double jump is. Yeah, yeah, 1503 01:08:59.039 --> 01:09:03.359 it's it's elder It's Torrent. Okay, the double jump on 1504 01:09:03.399 --> 01:09:06.880 torrent in in fucking Elden Ring is sublime. 1505 01:09:07.640 --> 01:09:08.960 I think honestly, like, I think. 1506 01:09:08.760 --> 01:09:10.760 Without Torrent's ability to do that ship and that game 1507 01:09:10.800 --> 01:09:13.640 would be like I would say, like a significant like 1508 01:09:13.720 --> 01:09:17.359 twenty percent less fun. Mm hmm, like it is genuinely 1509 01:09:17.439 --> 01:09:21.840 so fun the double jump as a fucking horse and 1510 01:09:21.920 --> 01:09:25.119 just completely ignore like like you try to do that 1511 01:09:25.159 --> 01:09:27.640 and like Red Dead two, your horse breaks its leg 1512 01:09:27.680 --> 01:09:28.119 and dies. 1513 01:09:29.880 --> 01:09:34.560 You know. Yeah, my favorite double jump is probably Dante's 1514 01:09:35.720 --> 01:09:38.640 uh from the from the poem, Yeah, from Inferno. 1515 01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:43.279 Yeah, yeah, fine comedy Dante Aligarry I. 1516 01:09:43.199 --> 01:09:45.359 Would say, from Cries Dante. I like the fact there's 1517 01:09:45.359 --> 01:09:49.279 like a little red demonic oh, a little red demonic thing, 1518 01:09:49.399 --> 01:09:51.800 like yeah, when it when it makes that little noise too. 1519 01:09:52.800 --> 01:09:55.600 Yeah, that's cool. That's actually, that's a good one. That's 1520 01:09:55.600 --> 01:09:58.880 a that's a good one. Actually, these are. 1521 01:09:59.239 --> 01:10:02.560 You can double jump been Mario, right, you probably some. 1522 01:10:03.319 --> 01:10:04.960 I don't know of all of them, but something I 1523 01:10:05.000 --> 01:10:07.479 can't think of, I can't think of, like which ones 1524 01:10:07.479 --> 01:10:11.119 can and smash Smash bros. Obviously Mario's double dumber Smash 1525 01:10:11.119 --> 01:10:14.439 Bros Is like is an iconic one. But because he 1526 01:10:14.479 --> 01:10:16.399 doesn't he does his little backflips he turned to a 1527 01:10:16.479 --> 01:10:20.039 ball effectively, or he jumps forward into the flips. 1528 01:10:20.239 --> 01:10:21.760 Is that the one where he like pulls his he 1529 01:10:21.840 --> 01:10:23.760 pulls his anus out and pull. 1530 01:10:23.800 --> 01:10:25.680 He pulls and he jumps us at his own as 1531 01:10:25.760 --> 01:10:26.880 city is just not there for a bit. 1532 01:10:26.880 --> 01:10:31.199 Then he shows back up, right, Yeah, he disappears. 1533 01:10:30.800 --> 01:10:32.079 In his own as is really cute. 1534 01:10:33.800 --> 01:10:36.600 All right, anything anything from you? 1535 01:10:36.920 --> 01:10:39.319 I think I would have to agree with the Dante one. Actually, 1536 01:10:39.319 --> 01:10:41.520 when I was thinking that, I've always liked the little 1537 01:10:41.600 --> 01:10:45.359 the Yeah, that little so it kind of made sense 1538 01:10:46.000 --> 01:10:49.199 to be able to jump again too, because you have 1539 01:10:49.399 --> 01:10:52.279 you know, it's cool. He's it's to essentially has like 1540 01:10:52.319 --> 01:10:56.159 the same thing, right, there's a there's a little something room, 1541 01:10:56.600 --> 01:10:58.720 there's a little so it's so it's not just like 1542 01:10:59.079 --> 01:11:02.800 cradles just shrugging his shoulders and jumping twice, you know, 1543 01:11:02.880 --> 01:11:05.479 for no reason, you know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, 1544 01:11:05.520 --> 01:11:07.319 so yeah, I would have to agree with anything that 1545 01:11:07.439 --> 01:11:10.600 like has something that explains why they can do it again. 1546 01:11:10.760 --> 01:11:13.439 Is kind of cool, yeah, because you know, jumping twice 1547 01:11:13.520 --> 01:11:17.720 is literally like it would set the atmosphere fires. So 1548 01:11:17.720 --> 01:11:19.319 so like seeing someone do it tow It's like this 1549 01:11:19.399 --> 01:11:20.920 is always cool. I like it. I like I like 1550 01:11:20.960 --> 01:11:23.479 seeing uh little fellers do little tricks. 1551 01:11:23.920 --> 01:11:27.960 Yeah, it feels really good in Destiny also, but yeah, the. 1552 01:11:28.760 --> 01:11:31.640 Feels his knees to do it. Again. 1553 01:11:31.720 --> 01:11:34.960 Oh you just reminded me the uh every like I 1554 01:11:35.000 --> 01:11:39.279 think every pack that they've every expansion they've ever dropped on. 1555 01:11:39.439 --> 01:11:42.880 I think on loaded dot com is like nine bucks. 1556 01:11:43.840 --> 01:11:45.800 So like if a which one for Destiny? 1557 01:11:47.039 --> 01:11:47.800 Oh? Really? Yeah? 1558 01:11:47.840 --> 01:11:49.880 So like if if you've never because I never, I 1559 01:11:49.960 --> 01:11:51.159 never got into. 1560 01:11:50.920 --> 01:11:53.039 It and I was like, oh yeah, uh, let me 1561 01:11:53.199 --> 01:11:55.720 let me verify that again because I'm pretty sure I 1562 01:11:56.079 --> 01:11:58.319 had it, and then I got distracted didn't buy it. 1563 01:11:58.840 --> 01:12:01.479 But I mean nine bucks is pretty good. I would 1564 01:12:01.520 --> 01:12:07.399 still say just avoid this again, like it was great, 1565 01:12:07.439 --> 01:12:08.760 but it's it's one of those things where it's like 1566 01:12:08.760 --> 01:12:09.479 it's it's over now. 1567 01:12:09.520 --> 01:12:10.439 I'm like, you can't. 1568 01:12:11.000 --> 01:12:13.039 You're not gonna get the good experience that I got. 1569 01:12:13.079 --> 01:12:15.800 I see, like it's you know, it's it's it's past. 1570 01:12:16.000 --> 01:12:19.640 It's even cheaper now, it's it's it's it's six seventy nine. 1571 01:12:21.840 --> 01:12:22.399 That's pretty good. 1572 01:12:22.479 --> 01:12:26.840 Yeah, it Final Shape, Lightfall, Beyond the Light Pack, Witch 1573 01:12:26.960 --> 01:12:31.439 Queen Bungee thirty Anniversary for sake in Shadow, Keep. 1574 01:12:31.920 --> 01:12:33.640 All that for seven dollars is in sae. It makes 1575 01:12:33.640 --> 01:12:35.520 you feel like a fucking jackass. 1576 01:12:39.600 --> 01:12:42.239 Yeah, I gotta buy this. Keep it open all right? 1577 01:12:42.680 --> 01:12:46.960 Oh Taco two d in this is the guy because 1578 01:12:47.000 --> 01:12:48.039 it's seven tallers. 1579 01:12:48.119 --> 01:12:49.920 I mean, I do the same thing. 1580 01:12:50.079 --> 01:12:51.960 I bought every single two Raider game for like I 1581 01:12:52.000 --> 01:12:53.800 think it came in a bundle for like eight bucks 1582 01:12:53.880 --> 01:12:56.399 or something, and I like, I've played like maybe three 1583 01:12:56.439 --> 01:12:58.840 of them. 1584 01:12:59.039 --> 01:13:01.680 There's like nine or something. But it's worth it. 1585 01:13:01.680 --> 01:13:04.600 I don't know why not, but anyway, Taco to d 1586 01:13:04.760 --> 01:13:07.119 road In, this is the guy, I believe, if I'm 1587 01:13:07.119 --> 01:13:10.119 not misremembering, the guy who's doing these YouTube poops of 1588 01:13:10.159 --> 01:13:10.600 our show. 1589 01:13:10.960 --> 01:13:14.520 Oh yeah, he did another one this morning. Did you 1590 01:13:14.560 --> 01:13:14.880 see it? 1591 01:13:14.960 --> 01:13:15.119 No? 1592 01:13:15.199 --> 01:13:17.680 I saw, I saw his name in the in the 1593 01:13:17.920 --> 01:13:18.960 as tagged or whatever. 1594 01:13:19.000 --> 01:13:23.159 I haven't seen it. It's uh, it's good stuff. That's awesome. Uh, 1595 01:13:23.239 --> 01:13:23.560 that's fun. 1596 01:13:23.720 --> 01:13:26.960 I've only seen I've only seen the uh the beginning 1597 01:13:27.000 --> 01:13:28.279 of it, because I like to I like to do 1598 01:13:28.319 --> 01:13:28.960 these in parts. 1599 01:13:29.000 --> 01:13:32.520 But I can't even focus on this anymore. 1600 01:13:32.159 --> 01:13:35.319 Because all you motherfuckers keep talking about the PlayStation. 1601 01:13:36.479 --> 01:13:42.720 You dude, fucking leave, fucking leave leave, leave, leave the 1602 01:13:42.760 --> 01:13:43.439 fucking channel. 1603 01:13:43.560 --> 01:13:47.640 Go somewhere else us like silently staring it's sick as fuck, dude. 1604 01:13:48.239 --> 01:13:52.039 Yeah that's awesome. We really appreciate it. Uh, I I 1605 01:13:52.439 --> 01:13:54.439 assume that's Taco two D. Right, that's the name. 1606 01:13:54.520 --> 01:13:57.079 Yeah, because I remember like something like the final shape 1607 01:13:57.199 --> 01:14:01.680 the taco the on Instagram. I got to add a 1608 01:14:01.720 --> 01:14:03.199 notification and said something like. 1609 01:14:03.159 --> 01:14:05.560 That, if you're not the guy, the guy who does 1610 01:14:05.600 --> 01:14:06.760 it is has a named. 1611 01:14:06.720 --> 01:14:10.359 I think it's Damn Club. I think it's but Taco. Yeah, 1612 01:14:10.439 --> 01:14:11.000 Taco two D. 1613 01:14:11.600 --> 01:14:13.039 So anyway, he wrote in he said, sorry if this 1614 01:14:13.079 --> 01:14:16.399 comes off as a bit autistic, but I notice ever 1615 01:14:16.520 --> 01:14:19.279 since episode three sixty one, the colors on the thumbnails 1616 01:14:19.279 --> 01:14:22.319 are purple with yellow text. Uh, And on episode three 1617 01:14:22.399 --> 01:14:24.560 sixty four it's purple with green green. What's with the 1618 01:14:24.560 --> 01:14:25.079 new colors? 1619 01:14:25.920 --> 01:14:26.039 Uh? 1620 01:14:26.600 --> 01:14:28.000 It has the snark tank gone woke? 1621 01:14:28.880 --> 01:14:32.079 Those aren't woke colors? What everything's in woke color? Now? 1622 01:14:32.159 --> 01:14:33.720 Those are purple and green. 1623 01:14:33.880 --> 01:14:35.439 I was what I was curious about that I saw that. 1624 01:14:35.520 --> 01:14:37.359 I was like, all right, I guess we're I don't. 1625 01:14:37.159 --> 01:14:39.640 Know what for that very if it's it's for that 1626 01:14:39.800 --> 01:14:43.760 very reaction. So for some people who glaze over and 1627 01:14:43.840 --> 01:14:47.880 are like, eh, it's now like oh, what's going on here? 1628 01:14:48.039 --> 01:14:49.880 And maybe they want to click. I mean that's the 1629 01:14:49.880 --> 01:14:53.680 whole reason why people change their thumbnails up. Actually, yeah, 1630 01:14:53.920 --> 01:14:56.000 Like so this was like, oh, just put a new 1631 01:14:56.439 --> 01:15:00.119 code of paint on it and see what happen. And 1632 01:15:00.239 --> 01:15:02.359 to see some people who were so used to seeing 1633 01:15:02.359 --> 01:15:04.760 the same thing that their eyes just kind of glaze 1634 01:15:04.800 --> 01:15:06.319 over it. But then when you see something different, you 1635 01:15:06.600 --> 01:15:08.680 kind of want to stop for a second. And so 1636 01:15:09.000 --> 01:15:11.279 as simple as that, I mean, it grabbed your attention. 1637 01:15:11.720 --> 01:15:14.239 That that's it. 1638 01:15:14.239 --> 01:15:14.680 It worked. 1639 01:15:14.800 --> 01:15:18.039 Yeah, it might be purple, I mean pink, and I 1640 01:15:18.079 --> 01:15:21.760 don't know what goes with pink hot pink and ship brown. 1641 01:15:21.840 --> 01:15:23.920 I don't know what. I don't know what I should play. 1642 01:15:24.000 --> 01:15:25.560 Yeah, that works perfectly. 1643 01:15:25.600 --> 01:15:29.600 I think, Oh, that's a great one. I'm gonna do 1644 01:15:29.640 --> 01:15:30.840 that for this next one. 1645 01:15:31.840 --> 01:15:36.159 Okay, So K Pop semen Hunters wrote in ship oh 1646 01:15:36.319 --> 01:15:37.960 k Pop Semen Hunters rode in He says, did you 1647 01:15:37.960 --> 01:15:40.079 guys hear about the dude in Ohio that released his 1648 01:15:40.279 --> 01:15:44.279 six his fifty six Exotic Zoo Animals, and then oft. 1649 01:15:44.079 --> 01:15:49.359 Himself nice, what a fucking asshole? 1650 01:15:51.119 --> 01:15:51.680 Is that real? 1651 01:15:52.039 --> 01:15:53.840 I probably I didn't mean I didn't hear about this. 1652 01:15:53.960 --> 01:15:55.000 I didn't hear about this at all. 1653 01:15:55.159 --> 01:15:56.119 I'm gonna look it up now. 1654 01:15:56.199 --> 01:16:01.119 Yeah, it's a local story, you know, like Ohio uh, 1655 01:16:01.520 --> 01:16:08.279 zoo release, I guess probably be like the keywords. 1656 01:16:09.760 --> 01:16:16.359 Uh, okay, is it Dave Chappelle? I know, what the 1657 01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:20.279 fuck is this? Over on more than one? What am 1658 01:16:20.319 --> 01:16:21.159 I seeing? 1659 01:16:22.439 --> 01:16:23.279 Hell benders? 1660 01:16:24.279 --> 01:16:26.239 What are we talking about? So I looked up. 1661 01:16:26.279 --> 01:16:29.279 I looked up the keywords of this story, right, yeah, 1662 01:16:30.600 --> 01:16:34.840 and it says Ohio Zoo releases over one hundred hell benders. 1663 01:16:35.359 --> 01:16:36.600 What the fuck is a hell bender? 1664 01:16:37.279 --> 01:16:38.159 Uh? 1665 01:16:38.359 --> 01:16:42.600 Is it like hell divers? But like, I don't know 1666 01:16:42.720 --> 01:16:44.119 che hell divers? 1667 01:16:45.399 --> 01:16:46.520 That's hell benders? 1668 01:16:47.119 --> 01:16:49.640 Oh it's it's just a sam It's just a salamander. 1669 01:16:49.880 --> 01:16:54.479 Oh okay, so there's one. I'm not finding anything about this. 1670 01:16:54.720 --> 01:16:56.520 Oh no, okay, here it is. So this is old 1671 01:16:56.920 --> 01:16:59.680 so Ohio Zoo. The term Ohio zoo release is what 1672 01:16:59.720 --> 01:17:03.319 I go. Most commonly refers to the twenty eleven Zanesville 1673 01:17:03.479 --> 01:17:06.960 animal escape, where a man released about fifty exotic animals 1674 01:17:06.960 --> 01:17:10.399 from his farm before killing himself. Law enforcement had to 1675 01:17:10.439 --> 01:17:12.880 euthanize many of the animals to protect the public, but some, 1676 01:17:13.000 --> 01:17:16.720 including leopards, were safely captured and taken to the Columbus 1677 01:17:16.760 --> 01:17:19.720 su This event led to a stricter exotic animal ownership 1678 01:17:19.760 --> 01:17:22.720 laws in Ohio that's how funny he ruined it for everybody. Yep, 1679 01:17:22.880 --> 01:17:24.720 he could have had a pet leopard in fucking Ohio 1680 01:17:24.800 --> 01:17:26.439 for a while. If that guy didn't fuck you up. 1681 01:17:26.640 --> 01:17:29.960 That's crazy that that. 1682 01:17:29.079 --> 01:17:30.479 That That was twenty eleven. 1683 01:17:30.800 --> 01:17:32.119 So when we were in high school, we could have 1684 01:17:32.159 --> 01:17:36.800 like moved to Ohio and got like a fucking leopard. 1685 01:17:36.840 --> 01:17:37.760 It would have been fine. 1686 01:17:38.199 --> 01:17:39.039 Thank god. 1687 01:17:39.239 --> 01:17:41.720 I think he had like those giant elephants. Do you 1688 01:17:41.720 --> 01:17:43.439 think he had like one of the biggest ones ever. 1689 01:17:43.640 --> 01:17:47.720 Like a mammoth. He had whole house, dude, Yeah. 1690 01:17:48.279 --> 01:17:50.239 He had a mammoth. He had a mamoster chilling in 1691 01:17:50.279 --> 01:17:50.720 his garage. 1692 01:17:50.760 --> 01:17:53.079 He got he brought him back and he was like, Hey, 1693 01:17:53.960 --> 01:17:56.000 this this, this is too hard to take care of. 1694 01:17:56.039 --> 01:17:58.199 Hi'm gonna release them and then hang myself or whatever. 1695 01:17:58.239 --> 01:17:58.439 I did. 1696 01:18:00.319 --> 01:18:03.279 What fucking he like stampeded. He stampeded himself. He's like, 1697 01:18:03.319 --> 01:18:03.880 stampede me. 1698 01:18:03.960 --> 01:18:05.439 Yeah, maybe he probably. 1699 01:18:06.439 --> 01:18:07.920 And they were like, we don't want to Boston. 1700 01:18:07.920 --> 01:18:10.720 He put in like a state costume and it was 1701 01:18:10.720 --> 01:18:14.159 like dancing around the leopards or some shit, and the leopards. 1702 01:18:13.800 --> 01:18:17.920 Just scalp his back off. On a scale of one 1703 01:18:17.960 --> 01:18:24.319 to ten, one being preferable or like best way and 1704 01:18:24.359 --> 01:18:26.560 ten being the worst way. How bad do you think 1705 01:18:26.600 --> 01:18:27.840 being stampeded to death is? 1706 01:18:29.079 --> 01:18:32.119 It depends on uh what like say, if my head 1707 01:18:32.199 --> 01:18:35.279 gets stomped on first by like a really heavy animal, 1708 01:18:35.479 --> 01:18:36.159 I'm fine with it. 1709 01:18:36.199 --> 01:18:37.840 I guess you know that's what I mean. Right, It's 1710 01:18:37.840 --> 01:18:39.520 like it's a it's a huge game of chance. 1711 01:18:39.600 --> 01:18:43.000 Yeah, really, because you get you may very well linger 1712 01:18:43.039 --> 01:18:46.359 after the stampede's over if you get if you get 1713 01:18:46.359 --> 01:18:48.319 the right kinds of animals, if they step in the 1714 01:18:48.399 --> 01:18:48.880 right places. 1715 01:18:48.960 --> 01:18:52.159 Yeah, I think it may. Imagine getting stampeded by like 1716 01:18:52.159 --> 01:18:54.680 like a bunch of like seven year olds, seven year 1717 01:18:54.720 --> 01:18:57.640 olds for like ten minutes, for ten minutes, Okay, they're 1718 01:18:57.640 --> 01:18:59.720 probably in a lot of pain. You're probably in a 1719 01:18:59.760 --> 01:19:03.680 lot of pain, yeah, because they have probably survive it. 1720 01:19:03.680 --> 01:19:06.399 It's not going to feel good. All your open all 1721 01:19:06.399 --> 01:19:10.159 your all of your open parts are going to be bruised. 1722 01:19:09.720 --> 01:19:13.079 To ship might have a crack, something might crack after 1723 01:19:13.119 --> 01:19:15.960 a while, you know, maybe a little damage with some fractures. 1724 01:19:16.880 --> 01:19:21.039 He'd be all right, But what about a stampede of 1725 01:19:21.720 --> 01:19:22.479 monster trucks? 1726 01:19:22.880 --> 01:19:23.800 Do you think people would? 1727 01:19:24.239 --> 01:19:28.119 Oh do you think people? Do you think he can 1728 01:19:28.159 --> 01:19:28.600 survive that. 1729 01:19:29.439 --> 01:19:35.119 Yeah, I think a stampede of monster trucks would uh 1730 01:19:35.960 --> 01:19:38.800 that would I would I would choose that over over 1731 01:19:38.880 --> 01:19:43.960 animal sure, like genuinely, like I think I would be like, Oh, 1732 01:19:43.960 --> 01:19:46.039 I'm just gonna sit in front of the tire, right, 1733 01:19:46.840 --> 01:19:50.840 you know, unless they're like unless the core conceit is 1734 01:19:50.880 --> 01:19:54.399 that they're kind of going the trucks are literally stampeding, 1735 01:19:54.439 --> 01:19:58.279 so they're kind of going like this, like they're going 1736 01:19:58.319 --> 01:19:59.920 back and forth on the wheels and then they're like 1737 01:20:00.079 --> 01:20:04.039 going forward. If that's the case, then it's I don't know, man, 1738 01:20:04.079 --> 01:20:06.720 there's no there's no really good way. There's no way. 1739 01:20:06.760 --> 01:20:09.920 There's no good way out of this, right, are you okay? 1740 01:20:09.960 --> 01:20:12.760 There kingson? You seem plumb Yeah, he's distraught. 1741 01:20:13.359 --> 01:20:15.840 Nothing. I'm just thinking about somebody getting stampeded by monster 1742 01:20:15.880 --> 01:20:17.800 trucks in it and then how how quick of a 1743 01:20:17.840 --> 01:20:23.880 death it would be doesn't make sense, Like how it's like, oh, 1744 01:20:22.840 --> 01:20:23.119 this is. 1745 01:20:24.159 --> 01:20:26.680 Like the idea that there's a there's a herd of 1746 01:20:26.760 --> 01:20:31.479 monster trucks that are just wild and they fucking like 1747 01:20:31.560 --> 01:20:34.560 you know, a care comes a fucking I don't know, 1748 01:20:34.600 --> 01:20:37.159 a bigger monster truck hunting one of them, and so 1749 01:20:37.239 --> 01:20:40.720 then now they're all stampeding away or some ship just 1750 01:20:40.800 --> 01:20:41.600 destroying house. 1751 01:20:42.680 --> 01:20:45.960 If monster trucks, okay, if if if monster trucks are 1752 01:20:45.960 --> 01:20:50.119 the equivalent of cattle, right, what would be the predator 1753 01:20:50.159 --> 01:20:52.039 of that monster monster truck? 1754 01:20:52.119 --> 01:20:54.600 Yeah, like a bigger monster truck or I don't know, 1755 01:20:54.640 --> 01:21:02.479 a space shuttle, aircraft, carr carrier goes on land. 1756 01:21:06.399 --> 01:21:08.520 Because that's like the blue whale of vehicles. Right, that's 1757 01:21:08.520 --> 01:21:10.640 like the blue whale of vehicles effectively, right, that. 1758 01:21:10.680 --> 01:21:14.479 Is so much bigger than it's crazy even. 1759 01:21:14.600 --> 01:21:16.640 Right, So what it's it's it's a it's the blue 1760 01:21:16.680 --> 01:21:19.880 whale of vehicles. That's what I feel like. The the 1761 01:21:19.920 --> 01:21:20.800 montra trucks would be. 1762 01:21:20.920 --> 01:21:22.520 So it would be like a blue whale, and then 1763 01:21:22.560 --> 01:21:24.560 the mant trucks would be like algae would be like 1764 01:21:25.039 --> 01:21:31.039 plankton sorry, and likes. 1765 01:21:29.680 --> 01:21:31.359 Cows compared to it and be like what the fuck 1766 01:21:31.520 --> 01:21:34.159 is happening here? If we get if you get a vehicative, 1767 01:21:34.199 --> 01:21:39.039 if we could put a veels of every animal, every 1768 01:21:39.079 --> 01:21:41.760 animal bringing of a vehicle version of them, So what 1769 01:21:41.760 --> 01:21:44.520 would humans be? Humans would be like saying would be? 1770 01:21:44.640 --> 01:21:47.279 Humans would be like the segues of animals. Wait are 1771 01:21:47.319 --> 01:21:48.600 you saying, so aircraft carrier. 1772 01:21:48.680 --> 01:21:53.119 So you're trying to find analogous vehicles to types of animals. 1773 01:21:53.199 --> 01:21:53.800 Is that what you're saying? 1774 01:21:53.920 --> 01:21:56.960 So, like a blue whale is an aircraft carrier and 1775 01:21:57.520 --> 01:21:59.520 a cow is what the cow is? 1776 01:21:59.560 --> 01:22:03.159 Like this is an insane premise. 1777 01:22:03.560 --> 01:22:05.840 What if we put wheels on an aircraft carrier and 1778 01:22:05.880 --> 01:22:09.399 then you can actually own it, like you parking your 1779 01:22:10.159 --> 01:22:10.560 would you. 1780 01:22:10.520 --> 01:22:14.359 Put a lot of small wheels or a few huge wheels. 1781 01:22:16.680 --> 01:22:22.800 Four giant fucking wheels for like enormous wheels? Are like, yes, yeah, 1782 01:22:22.840 --> 01:22:25.800 you're not gonna put Yeah, I'm gonna put just wheels 1783 01:22:25.840 --> 01:22:26.439 that go out of. 1784 01:22:27.000 --> 01:22:29.279 How how do you even get them in the water? 1785 01:22:29.279 --> 01:22:30.760 And I think, how do you even get those things 1786 01:22:30.760 --> 01:22:32.039 in the water in the first place? 1787 01:22:32.520 --> 01:22:33.880 I think they build them in the water. 1788 01:22:34.119 --> 01:22:35.319 I don't think they build them in the water. 1789 01:22:35.560 --> 01:22:37.199 I feel like they would have to. I just don't 1790 01:22:37.199 --> 01:22:39.600 know how you would. I don't know how you would they. 1791 01:22:39.720 --> 01:22:40.159 I don't know. 1792 01:22:40.600 --> 01:22:43.199 I've never thought they did that. Actually, here's the thing. 1793 01:22:43.520 --> 01:22:46.039 They build a lot of things in the water. 1794 01:22:45.920 --> 01:22:48.880 That's true, But they build structures in the water. Those 1795 01:22:48.880 --> 01:22:51.720 are not structures. I'd say that's an interesting question. 1796 01:22:51.720 --> 01:22:52.520 I'm gonna look it up. 1797 01:22:52.920 --> 01:22:58.000 Logically, it feels like they would just because and then 1798 01:22:58.039 --> 01:22:59.920 it is they transport them into the water. 1799 01:23:00.039 --> 01:23:02.840 As undertaking to have that on land and then transfer 1800 01:23:02.880 --> 01:23:03.560 it to water. 1801 01:23:05.279 --> 01:23:10.800 Oh there's a time lapse. Yeah, it's a time lapse 1802 01:23:10.840 --> 01:23:12.439 of building an aircraft carrier. 1803 01:23:13.000 --> 01:23:14.760 But that I want to see, you, I want to 1804 01:23:14.800 --> 01:23:16.279 see the time out. You can use Google. 1805 01:23:16.319 --> 01:23:19.199 You can find it. Why don't you You're. 1806 01:23:18.319 --> 01:23:21.239 Already there, you fucking I'll do it. I'll do it. 1807 01:23:21.359 --> 01:23:23.640 Yeah, man, here you go. 1808 01:23:24.680 --> 01:23:26.520 I feel like in Texas they would allow you to 1809 01:23:26.600 --> 01:23:29.039 like have an aircraft carrier as a car because you 1810 01:23:29.039 --> 01:23:32.279 know how they have like almost no regulations. There's probably 1811 01:23:32.359 --> 01:23:35.920 some piece of ship that's just absolutely demolishing an entire 1812 01:23:35.960 --> 01:23:37.840 city just driving from point A to point B. 1813 01:23:38.720 --> 01:23:42.520 Okay, So they build it kind of in on a port. 1814 01:23:42.640 --> 01:23:46.520 Yeah yeah, but it's sense. But it's over the water. 1815 01:23:46.800 --> 01:23:49.399 It's dang, it's that's kind of interesting. It's like dangling 1816 01:23:49.479 --> 01:23:52.880 over the water. But they're building it, so we're so 1817 01:23:53.439 --> 01:23:55.239 both of us are wrong. They don't build it on 1818 01:23:55.439 --> 01:23:58.359 land or in the water. They build it dangling in 1819 01:23:58.399 --> 01:24:02.039 the air. Makes like that's kind of nuts. That makes sense. 1820 01:24:02.039 --> 01:24:04.159 Because it's like it doesn't make like you can't have 1821 01:24:04.199 --> 01:24:08.600 a to like you build it in like in in fucking. 1822 01:24:08.760 --> 01:24:10.840 Like you build it in like a mississ Sebraska. 1823 01:24:10.920 --> 01:24:14.159 Yeah yeah, yeah, you build it in Colorado, and then 1824 01:24:14.159 --> 01:24:14.680 you have to get. 1825 01:24:17.880 --> 01:24:20.000 It. You gotta put you gotta put wheels on it 1826 01:24:20.119 --> 01:24:23.319 to drive it to the coast square wheels. 1827 01:24:27.439 --> 01:24:30.199 Chris would be more likable if he was water logged, 1828 01:24:30.239 --> 01:24:30.720 wrote in. 1829 01:24:31.279 --> 01:24:32.119 What the hell does that mean? 1830 01:24:33.399 --> 01:24:36.600 Water log means just like, uh, like you've just been 1831 01:24:36.640 --> 01:24:38.079 sitting in the water for a long time and you 1832 01:24:38.119 --> 01:24:38.920 just like swell up. 1833 01:24:39.000 --> 01:24:40.840 Oh, it's like a water logged piece of like wood 1834 01:24:40.960 --> 01:24:41.279 or whatever. 1835 01:24:41.319 --> 01:24:41.840 It's like. 1836 01:24:42.159 --> 01:24:44.840 Yeah, but he says, uh, if the comments on every 1837 01:24:44.880 --> 01:24:47.600 one of your videos were always unanimously hateful towards you, 1838 01:24:47.600 --> 01:24:50.680 would you quit the podcast last kill yourself? No, I asked, 1839 01:24:50.680 --> 01:24:53.479 because James Gunn filled in for Burt Kreischer on one 1840 01:24:53.479 --> 01:24:58.479 of Tom Segura's podcasts, and there were so many comments celebrating, uh, 1841 01:24:58.960 --> 01:24:59.800 Burt up being there. 1842 01:25:00.039 --> 01:25:00.800 He says Albert. 1843 01:25:00.840 --> 01:25:03.600 For some reason, he like the comment writer and says, 1844 01:25:03.640 --> 01:25:05.039 Albert Kreischer And that's. 1845 01:25:04.840 --> 01:25:06.439 Just really that's his first name. 1846 01:25:06.560 --> 01:25:07.640 I understand, But like. 1847 01:25:09.159 --> 01:25:11.000 It's weird to say I guess because everyone knows him 1848 01:25:11.000 --> 01:25:11.359 as Burt. 1849 01:25:12.159 --> 01:25:15.279 Yeah, Like I would never have guessed, Oh it's not 1850 01:25:15.359 --> 01:25:17.520 for Kreischer because Chrischer is so specific. If the only 1851 01:25:17.560 --> 01:25:19.399 person I know what that last name is him, okay, 1852 01:25:19.560 --> 01:25:20.920 I would have been like, who the fuck is this? 1853 01:25:21.199 --> 01:25:24.840 But celebrating Albert not being there? It's so funny how 1854 01:25:24.960 --> 01:25:26.880 no one likes him, but I don't know how. He 1855 01:25:26.920 --> 01:25:29.520 hasn't taken his own life yet, right, Relax. 1856 01:25:32.119 --> 01:25:35.159 I mean, some people clearly like him because he's rich. 1857 01:25:35.479 --> 01:25:36.479 He's a rich comedian. 1858 01:25:37.079 --> 01:25:38.439 The right people all. 1859 01:25:38.800 --> 01:25:40.439 Here's the thing. The right people have to like you. 1860 01:25:41.640 --> 01:25:44.279 That's true, that's really that's that's really it. Yeah, it's like, 1861 01:25:45.199 --> 01:25:46.840 it doesn't really matter if a lot of people don't 1862 01:25:46.840 --> 01:25:47.000 like you. 1863 01:25:47.199 --> 01:25:48.279 The right people have to like him. 1864 01:25:48.319 --> 01:25:50.720 Yeah, no one loves me, but I'm still kidding. I'm 1865 01:25:50.720 --> 01:25:54.560 still kicking, bro, I'm still and not a soul. Literally, 1866 01:25:54.600 --> 01:25:56.119 no one loves me. No one can say they love 1867 01:25:56.159 --> 01:25:59.000 me or or else. They just die. 1868 01:25:59.279 --> 01:25:59.960 You don't know how true. 1869 01:26:00.159 --> 01:26:02.439 I agree with that exactly, And I'm still here, bro, 1870 01:26:02.520 --> 01:26:04.359 I ain't going nowhere. Fuck everybody else. 1871 01:26:05.399 --> 01:26:09.039 Yeah, yeah, I don't know it would be you should reflect, 1872 01:26:09.279 --> 01:26:12.560 but no, uh, it would be I don't know, like 1873 01:26:12.600 --> 01:26:15.119 that level of negativity would be like I'd be like, yo, 1874 01:26:15.199 --> 01:26:17.039 maybe I shouldn't be doing this, you know what I mean. 1875 01:26:17.159 --> 01:26:19.079 It's like, it's one thing. It's one thing if like 1876 01:26:19.159 --> 01:26:20.159 a lot of I it's one thing. 1877 01:26:20.159 --> 01:26:22.119 If even thousands of people are negative towards you, like 1878 01:26:22.119 --> 01:26:23.920 that's just kind of normal. It's like that that comes 1879 01:26:23.920 --> 01:26:26.119 with the territory. But like if like everybody who's a 1880 01:26:26.119 --> 01:26:29.359 fan like can't have anything, doesn't have anything nice to 1881 01:26:29.359 --> 01:26:30.760 say about you, that's kind of wild. 1882 01:26:31.119 --> 01:26:34.520 Yeah, you know, it's and it's it's specifically its behavior 1883 01:26:34.560 --> 01:26:37.840 though it's it's not even because when when Ah, when 1884 01:26:37.840 --> 01:26:41.960 Two Bears One Cave first started, people loved it. The 1885 01:26:42.079 --> 01:26:44.399 people are like, oh, this is a great dynamic. Tom's 1886 01:26:44.600 --> 01:26:47.600 he's the punching Tom. Sorry, he's the you know, he's 1887 01:26:47.640 --> 01:26:50.800 Tom's Tom and bursts the punching bag because it's always 1888 01:26:50.840 --> 01:26:52.479 nice to have a punching bag on on on a 1889 01:26:52.560 --> 01:26:55.600 comedy podcast if you can get one. But the thing is, 1890 01:26:56.640 --> 01:26:59.159 he pretty quickly into it was like, I don't like 1891 01:26:59.199 --> 01:27:03.239 being the punch bag. So they pivoted that already that 1892 01:27:03.319 --> 01:27:07.039 already tainted it because there are say, for example, there 1893 01:27:07.039 --> 01:27:10.239 are YouTube poops essentially sentence mixing of Bert saying some 1894 01:27:10.279 --> 01:27:12.560 of the worst things possible, like some because there was 1895 01:27:12.560 --> 01:27:15.600 a whole bit about him being like a running bit 1896 01:27:15.720 --> 01:27:19.399 of him being the most fattest and most racist comic alive, 1897 01:27:20.119 --> 01:27:25.880 and there's like this guy animated brilliantly and sentence mixed 1898 01:27:25.880 --> 01:27:28.159 brilliantly where he's saying some of the most racist things 1899 01:27:28.159 --> 01:27:30.920 you can possibly imagine, and he's just like, I don't 1900 01:27:31.000 --> 01:27:33.680 like this. So they killed that stuff off before it 1901 01:27:33.720 --> 01:27:37.359 even really got legs, and just making fun of him 1902 01:27:37.359 --> 01:27:40.279 in general kind of slowed down, and so now it's 1903 01:27:40.319 --> 01:27:43.000 just focusing on what you guys just gonna talk about 1904 01:27:43.039 --> 01:27:45.119 your stupid fucking lives that no one actually cares about, 1905 01:27:45.119 --> 01:27:48.159 Like that's not funny, And so it just got worse 1906 01:27:48.199 --> 01:27:50.239 and worse and worse. And then when other people came on, 1907 01:27:50.319 --> 01:27:53.239 like Stavi and Chris Dystafa whatever the fuck his name is, 1908 01:27:53.680 --> 01:27:56.399 Estafanos or whatever, people loved it, and then they were 1909 01:27:56.399 --> 01:27:59.760 extremely upset when they left again and Tom and Burt 1910 01:27:59.760 --> 01:28:03.640 came back, because people are not I think people are 1911 01:28:03.680 --> 01:28:07.600 technically fairly annoyed by Tom because I think a lot 1912 01:28:07.640 --> 01:28:11.920 of people don't understand his rich guy attitude is a 1913 01:28:12.279 --> 01:28:16.239 is just a bit he's not he doesn't actually feel 1914 01:28:16.319 --> 01:28:18.760 that way, but he knows it upsets people, so he 1915 01:28:18.840 --> 01:28:22.680 keeps digging into it. Like he even tweeted something out 1916 01:28:22.760 --> 01:28:25.680 about he had a horrible experience with the airlines and 1917 01:28:25.680 --> 01:28:28.319 he was like talking about blah blah blah, poor this 1918 01:28:28.399 --> 01:28:31.720 and this that and just being extremely obnoxious, and people 1919 01:28:31.760 --> 01:28:34.880 don't understand that he's joking. And I think he has 1920 01:28:34.920 --> 01:28:36.279 the type of sense of you. But it's like Chris 1921 01:28:36.479 --> 01:28:40.359 when you when you when you had me going about 1922 01:28:40.359 --> 01:28:44.399 that Austin Powers reboot or whatever. It reminds me of that, 1923 01:28:44.520 --> 01:28:48.880 like it is for your enjoyment, And I think and 1924 01:28:48.920 --> 01:28:52.800 Tom Segura is pissing people off because he thinks it's 1925 01:28:52.840 --> 01:28:54.800 hilarious and and there's a lot of people that don't 1926 01:28:54.800 --> 01:28:57.560 get that. At his detriment though, it's kind of hurting him, 1927 01:28:57.760 --> 01:28:59.760 you know, it's it's kind of hurting him. 1928 01:29:00.000 --> 01:29:01.760 And then he's not the best image. It's not the 1929 01:29:01.800 --> 01:29:04.119 best thing. It's not And then Burt Kreischer just sucks. 1930 01:29:04.319 --> 01:29:05.399 He's not interesting. 1931 01:29:05.960 --> 01:29:08.560 He's not interesting at all, Like he's just always an 1932 01:29:08.600 --> 01:29:10.119 alcoholic and he takes his shirt off. 1933 01:29:10.199 --> 01:29:13.840 It's not interesting one of one of his friends. 1934 01:29:13.960 --> 01:29:20.199 Yes, fucking no, no no Ari Shafer drug Bert Kreischer. 1935 01:29:21.119 --> 01:29:23.119 Ari Shafer is a terrible human being. 1936 01:29:23.279 --> 01:29:26.239 By the way, there's there's a yeah. 1937 01:29:26.239 --> 01:29:28.359 I mean, drugging people against their will is pretty pretty bad. 1938 01:29:28.760 --> 01:29:34.520 The the I've been getting so into this genre of 1939 01:29:34.560 --> 01:29:39.239 content that's just like it's just these not video essays necessarily, 1940 01:29:39.279 --> 01:29:41.560 but just these like commentary videos about like just the 1941 01:29:41.600 --> 01:29:44.000 comedy circuit and just like what's going on and like 1942 01:29:44.000 --> 01:29:45.720 the Rogan sphere and all that stuff. 1943 01:29:45.399 --> 01:29:46.920 And just all the petty bullshit. 1944 01:29:47.000 --> 01:29:47.239 Yeah. 1945 01:29:47.319 --> 01:29:49.520 I saw one recently that I never saw before, from 1946 01:29:49.560 --> 01:29:51.960 like twenty nineteen or whatever. It was like Tony Hinchcliff 1947 01:29:52.079 --> 01:29:56.159 and uh Brodie Stevens Do you know this guy? Where 1948 01:29:56.199 --> 01:29:58.640 they were like arguing in like uh at the comedy 1949 01:29:58.640 --> 01:30:00.000 store because like one of them was like. 1950 01:30:01.479 --> 01:30:05.920 I think Brody was like streaming on periscope, So. 1951 01:30:05.880 --> 01:30:10.479 You know how long ago this? Yeah, man, I remember 1952 01:30:10.520 --> 01:30:11.119 that fucking thing. 1953 01:30:11.560 --> 01:30:15.760 What do even what a weird that I remember when 1954 01:30:15.800 --> 01:30:18.239 periscope came out and it sounded to me like even 1955 01:30:18.239 --> 01:30:20.479 in the moment when it was new it sounded like 1956 01:30:20.560 --> 01:30:25.399 this sounds like how MySpace sounds like this sounds like 1957 01:30:25.399 --> 01:30:28.479 like this sounds like it's already over but it's new, 1958 01:30:29.039 --> 01:30:32.439 And how weird is that? But yeah, and I remember 1959 01:30:32.479 --> 01:30:34.000 they were arguing or whatever, and they were like calling 1960 01:30:34.000 --> 01:30:35.000 each other hacks or whatever. 1961 01:30:35.800 --> 01:30:36.359 I didn't even. 1962 01:30:36.239 --> 01:30:38.800 Realize, like I died, that guy's dead. 1963 01:30:38.920 --> 01:30:39.479 Yeah he was. 1964 01:30:39.920 --> 01:30:45.800 He was what you would call the comics comic I never heard. 1965 01:30:46.239 --> 01:30:47.279 I didn't know anything about it. 1966 01:30:47.239 --> 01:30:50.159 I was like, I was pretty into the comedy scene 1967 01:30:51.159 --> 01:30:54.399 and I've whizzled my way out of it. It sucks now, 1968 01:30:54.760 --> 01:30:58.000 but like back then, it was still pretty okay and 1969 01:30:59.319 --> 01:31:01.520 a way you started to notice when it started to 1970 01:31:01.520 --> 01:31:04.439 get really bad. That's when all these channels started popping up. 1971 01:31:04.479 --> 01:31:07.000 And one of my favorite ones he doesn't post anymore. 1972 01:31:07.479 --> 01:31:09.880 He was called Speaking for Funny. He was my favorite 1973 01:31:09.880 --> 01:31:13.039 one and he would always just have some like Tetris 1974 01:31:13.039 --> 01:31:15.520 in the background while he was talking. But uh, since 1975 01:31:15.560 --> 01:31:18.439 Speaking for Funny left two Lazy to try took over 1976 01:31:18.479 --> 01:31:22.159 as like the number one guy This guy podcast Cringe. 1977 01:31:22.159 --> 01:31:23.079 He's an Australian. 1978 01:31:23.640 --> 01:31:26.800 He was really good and he started another channel called 1979 01:31:27.279 --> 01:31:30.840 like like bits or something podcast Bits. He's like really 1980 01:31:31.000 --> 01:31:35.319 diversifying his income. Now comedy enforcement. There's some guy that 1981 01:31:35.399 --> 01:31:38.399 has an accent like I know all these people because 1982 01:31:38.640 --> 01:31:41.720 it's there's a whole economy on hating the Rogan spear 1983 01:31:41.800 --> 01:31:43.000 and it's fucking hilarious. 1984 01:31:43.319 --> 01:31:46.119 Shout out to uh. American Redact is the one that I. 1985 01:31:46.079 --> 01:31:51.000 O American Readact is he's doing. He's doing really well too. 1986 01:31:51.079 --> 01:31:52.920 I saw him a couple of times up here on 1987 01:31:53.600 --> 01:31:56.920 what's his name? Kyle Klinsky used him a couple of times. Oh, 1988 01:31:57.199 --> 01:31:59.439 he like everyone's Kyle Kolinsky. You know, he does like 1989 01:31:59.439 --> 01:32:04.000 the streamer thing. He'll like watch content and he's he's 1990 01:32:04.039 --> 01:32:05.600 the one. I think he's the one that turned me 1991 01:32:05.640 --> 01:32:07.680 on American Redact. 1992 01:32:07.720 --> 01:32:08.119 Is that it? 1993 01:32:09.079 --> 01:32:10.239 Yeah? Yeah, American Redactor? 1994 01:32:10.279 --> 01:32:14.760 Yeah, anyway, I remember what we're talking about. 1995 01:32:15.199 --> 01:32:17.920 It was that did that spawn from a oh yeah 1996 01:32:18.479 --> 01:32:18.800 or something? 1997 01:32:18.840 --> 01:32:21.359 Oh yeah, yeah, it's yeah. I mean you gotta have 1998 01:32:21.359 --> 01:32:24.039 a thick skin, I guess. But like that that that 1999 01:32:24.079 --> 01:32:26.439 would wear down on like most people, I think like 2000 01:32:26.520 --> 01:32:28.199 after a certain point, I'm just that it is kind 2001 01:32:28.199 --> 01:32:31.079 of surprising, but. 2002 01:32:32.840 --> 01:32:33.359 Oh what is this? 2003 01:32:33.439 --> 01:32:35.720 Okay? So Hassan yelling unlimited power. 2004 01:32:35.479 --> 01:32:39.479 As his dog explodes wrote it in he says, do 2005 01:32:39.520 --> 01:32:41.680 you guys remember that Mafia Do you guys remember that 2006 01:32:41.720 --> 01:32:44.199 Mafia three video where the kid playing it ships himself 2007 01:32:44.239 --> 01:32:47.479 and his mom is yelling at him about no, you 2008 01:32:47.520 --> 01:32:48.039 don't know this. 2009 01:32:48.039 --> 01:32:50.640 This is this is that's a classic one. Yeah, this 2010 01:32:50.760 --> 01:32:53.079 is an iconic fucking it. Let me let me find 2011 01:32:53.119 --> 01:32:53.960 it and put in the. 2012 01:32:54.000 --> 01:32:58.399 Chat ships himself while playing Mafia three. Mafia three ship. 2013 01:33:02.439 --> 01:33:04.279 You've never seen this where the mom's like, go to 2014 01:33:04.319 --> 01:33:05.079 the bathroom. 2015 01:33:06.359 --> 01:33:08.319 Oh, I probably have seen it. I just didn't know 2016 01:33:08.359 --> 01:33:11.479 it was Mafia three or whatever. Yeah, here you go here? 2017 01:33:12.680 --> 01:33:15.760 Like is this like classic stuff? I don't know if 2018 01:33:15.760 --> 01:33:20.680 this is like what South Park eventually they you know, 2019 01:33:20.720 --> 01:33:23.640 they did that that war World of Warcraft episode, and 2020 01:33:23.640 --> 01:33:25.600 maybe they were doing that. 2021 01:33:25.680 --> 01:33:28.119 Yeah, I don't let me see it's a it's at 2022 01:33:28.159 --> 01:33:31.520 thirty thirty five seconds in basically, I see. 2023 01:33:32.760 --> 01:33:45.319 But it was, dude, it's so good. That is insane. 2024 01:33:46.000 --> 01:33:48.560 It is such a I love this video so deeply. 2025 01:33:49.439 --> 01:33:52.439 He's shipping the fuck out of himself, which is crazy. 2026 01:33:53.039 --> 01:33:57.560 Shitting yourself as a person. Go to the bathroom, take 2027 01:33:57.600 --> 01:33:59.359 a ship, Go to the bathroom and take a shit. 2028 01:34:00.720 --> 01:34:01.000 Dude. 2029 01:34:01.039 --> 01:34:03.640 I I think about this video at least like maybe 2030 01:34:03.680 --> 01:34:06.000 like handful of like a couple times a month, like 2031 01:34:06.039 --> 01:34:06.920 probably four times a month. 2032 01:34:06.960 --> 01:34:08.000 I think about this video. 2033 01:34:09.960 --> 01:34:16.479 Amazing. That's Mafia three's legacy. Okay, that's like the most 2034 01:34:16.800 --> 01:34:19.479 associated thing that I've ever seen with Mafia three is 2035 01:34:19.520 --> 01:34:21.760 this video of this guy shitting himself and his mother 2036 01:34:22.720 --> 01:34:30.520 pleading with him, I mean, begging he's loving your child. 2037 01:34:30.840 --> 01:34:32.920 Like you hear his voice, He's like. 2038 01:34:34.520 --> 01:34:38.800 Yeah, like like he's he's cooked, like he's he's he's 2039 01:34:38.800 --> 01:34:42.239 genetically cooked. Unfortunately, well he might have just hit his head. 2040 01:34:42.640 --> 01:34:46.520 Maybe there's that too, that is unfortunately. 2041 01:34:48.600 --> 01:34:51.600 That is like like you gotta you gotta you gotta 2042 01:34:51.680 --> 01:34:53.760 be like, oh I love my kid after that, you know, 2043 01:34:53.840 --> 01:34:55.159 you gotta be like, oh I love you still. 2044 01:34:55.920 --> 01:34:59.039 Anybody know? Like so this kid must be like a 2045 01:34:59.359 --> 01:35:00.159 streaming right it. 2046 01:35:02.359 --> 01:35:05.640 Let's hold this thing? 2047 01:35:05.680 --> 01:35:09.680 And then he released it himself, so he must. Uh 2048 01:35:09.880 --> 01:35:15.680 that would be absolutely insane. So did the comments A 2049 01:35:15.800 --> 01:35:22.800 man chooses a slave, obeys. 2050 01:35:20.319 --> 01:35:23.720 Say, man, fair enough, I can't argue with it. 2051 01:35:23.880 --> 01:35:30.680 Yeah, alright, let's see what how much we got. 2052 01:35:31.119 --> 01:35:31.880 Let's do two more? 2053 01:35:32.159 --> 01:35:38.239 Not yet? Yeah, yeah, all right. 2054 01:35:38.199 --> 01:35:42.279 Two more. Let's see, Uh. 2055 01:35:43.239 --> 01:35:44.920 What the fuck is this. 2056 01:35:46.640 --> 01:35:48.560 Oh we we we kind of got into this already, 2057 01:35:48.600 --> 01:35:50.800 but I'll read it anyway. This won't count towards what 2058 01:35:50.800 --> 01:35:53.319 we're saying homeless TRANSFERMD who went back to school. I 2059 01:35:53.359 --> 01:35:55.039 hate cum guzzlers, So I don't know if you're aware. 2060 01:35:55.039 --> 01:35:57.039 The controversy is Riuning has sounded him shocking his dog. 2061 01:35:57.079 --> 01:35:59.399 But I hate that this absolutely dumb funck criticism is 2062 01:35:59.399 --> 01:36:02.520 making me defend his on So I was wondering, what 2063 01:36:02.800 --> 01:36:04.600 when was a time you all had to cover for 2064 01:36:04.680 --> 01:36:07.399 someone you disliked from dumb shit. 2065 01:36:08.920 --> 01:36:09.600 I don't know. 2066 01:36:10.399 --> 01:36:14.840 I the last time I ever covered for somebody. Most 2067 01:36:14.880 --> 01:36:16.279 of the people that I don't I know, don't do 2068 01:36:16.560 --> 01:36:23.840 egregiously dumb shit like shock a dog live. Yeah, you know, 2069 01:36:24.000 --> 01:36:25.640 generally speaking like they don't do these things. 2070 01:36:25.680 --> 01:36:26.079 Yeah, I don't. 2071 01:36:26.159 --> 01:36:30.239 Yeah, it's I mean, this is in the like even 2072 01:36:30.279 --> 01:36:33.199 in a video that I met like, I didn't I 2073 01:36:33.199 --> 01:36:35.439 didn't edit it. I just felt like I didn't give 2074 01:36:35.479 --> 01:36:37.319 a shit. After I was about to edit it, I 2075 01:36:37.319 --> 01:36:40.239 was like, this is stupid. But within the video talking 2076 01:36:40.239 --> 01:36:42.279 about this on thing, it was if I had to 2077 01:36:42.359 --> 01:36:44.239 use Acham's razor, I was airing on the side that 2078 01:36:44.319 --> 01:36:46.920 I would be more inclined to believe that he didn't 2079 01:36:47.000 --> 01:36:50.199 shock the dog, just with all the with all everything 2080 01:36:50.199 --> 01:36:52.359 that I'm thinking about, But at the same time, it 2081 01:36:52.399 --> 01:36:56.960 wouldn't also surprise me that his song has all the 2082 01:36:57.000 --> 01:36:59.760 streamers that stream eight ten hours a day. Their brains 2083 01:36:59.800 --> 01:37:04.000 are different, They're changed. It changes you, and at a 2084 01:37:04.039 --> 01:37:08.079 certain point you kind of just forget to be normal. 2085 01:37:08.640 --> 01:37:10.920 I've heard him tell his fans to be normal, and 2086 01:37:10.920 --> 01:37:13.640 I'm like, bro, you're asking too much when you're already 2087 01:37:13.640 --> 01:37:18.800 fucking not normal yourself. And it's totally plausible that that 2088 01:37:19.159 --> 01:37:20.279 whole thing could have happened. 2089 01:37:20.319 --> 01:37:21.600 He just had a panicky moment. 2090 01:37:22.039 --> 01:37:24.960 He also said that his internet went out, so he 2091 01:37:25.039 --> 01:37:27.520 was freaking out, And when you have streamer brain, of 2092 01:37:27.560 --> 01:37:29.520 course you're freaking out when your internet goes out because 2093 01:37:29.560 --> 01:37:30.960 this is all you care about, this. 2094 01:37:30.880 --> 01:37:31.399 Is all you do. 2095 01:37:31.920 --> 01:37:33.760 So he might have just been in some weird state 2096 01:37:33.760 --> 01:37:36.680 where he actually did that, or it was just a 2097 01:37:36.720 --> 01:37:41.000 complete freak fucking accident, which I'm more inclined to, especially 2098 01:37:41.159 --> 01:37:43.000 like what was saying with Ethan Klein getting a hold 2099 01:37:43.000 --> 01:37:46.079 of that actual caller, Like to me, that would have 2100 01:37:46.079 --> 01:37:48.359 been game over. Like this thing shocks me, It hurts 2101 01:37:48.359 --> 01:37:51.720 like crazy, this is proof, all the proof you need 2102 01:37:51.720 --> 01:37:54.680 that he shocked the fucking dog. But that's not what 2103 01:37:54.720 --> 01:37:58.960 I've seen and any follow ups. So you know, like 2104 01:37:59.000 --> 01:38:04.760 I said, the sun sucks. But again I there's a 2105 01:38:04.760 --> 01:38:05.439 hate economy. 2106 01:38:05.600 --> 01:38:10.600 He knows it. He's fucking stupid four not handling this better. YEA, 2107 01:38:10.600 --> 01:38:11.239 as simple as that. 2108 01:38:11.479 --> 01:38:15.000 So, guys, this is a really interesting ride, and we 2109 01:38:15.039 --> 01:38:19.079 have I'm sure it is. I'm not even I'm being serious. 2110 01:38:20.000 --> 01:38:22.800 The real Kingston Jamison who went missing in two thousand 2111 01:38:22.840 --> 01:38:28.000 and five. Road in, he says, hello, Kingston Jamison, if 2112 01:38:28.039 --> 01:38:32.199 that's even your real name, Jamal Jackson, Right, I'm the 2113 01:38:32.239 --> 01:38:35.439 real Kingston Jamison, the one who meant missing in two 2114 01:38:35.479 --> 01:38:39.239 thousand and five. You stole my life after you knocked 2115 01:38:39.319 --> 01:38:43.079 my shit smooth off at the Bronx Zoo and locked 2116 01:38:43.079 --> 01:38:46.319 me in the lion exhibit. You said, ha ha, bitch, 2117 01:38:46.439 --> 01:38:49.800 I'm gonna watch Digimon on your TV and piss on 2118 01:38:49.920 --> 01:38:53.960 your bed sheet. Been living in the sewers ever since 2119 01:38:54.279 --> 01:38:58.880 surviving on Rats and Expired, sobe I hate Digimon. 2120 01:38:59.359 --> 01:39:01.000 I loved Joe Budden. 2121 01:39:00.960 --> 01:39:02.760 And I want to know how it feels to live 2122 01:39:02.840 --> 01:39:05.079 my stolen life. And a question for Chris, are you 2123 01:39:05.159 --> 01:39:06.199 just gonna let this slide? 2124 01:39:07.279 --> 01:39:16.199 I hate Di Giman, I I love Joe Budden. That's crazy, man, Dude, 2125 01:39:16.199 --> 01:39:19.319 he was talking to somebody. That's crazy. He talked shit 2126 01:39:19.439 --> 01:39:21.119 to logic and he had a song like that was 2127 01:39:21.159 --> 01:39:22.399 his most famous song. 2128 01:39:22.720 --> 01:39:26.159 And I was just like you, anyone in the public knows. 2129 01:39:26.800 --> 01:39:28.640 I know some Joe Budden songs, and I know Joe 2130 01:39:28.680 --> 01:39:31.279 Budden can actually rap pretty well. He's actually a talented rapper. 2131 01:39:31.439 --> 01:39:34.119 But also, you're Joe Budden. 2132 01:39:35.920 --> 01:39:37.800 I don't know anything about you. I genuinely I don't 2133 01:39:37.800 --> 01:39:38.720 think I've heard a single. 2134 01:39:38.560 --> 01:39:42.600 Joe I would not expect doesn't. 2135 01:39:42.720 --> 01:39:44.840 Now if he heard the pump it Up thing, you 2136 01:39:44.960 --> 01:39:47.399 might've been like, oh, I've heard that before. But like 2137 01:39:47.520 --> 01:39:50.720 it's not anything that if you ask somebody, they would 2138 01:39:50.720 --> 01:39:52.199 have to hear it to be like, oh, yeah, I've 2139 01:39:52.239 --> 01:39:52.600 heard that. 2140 01:39:53.319 --> 01:39:53.520 You know. 2141 01:39:53.600 --> 01:39:56.399 It's like to me, Joe Budden's like like Jurassic Five 2142 01:39:56.479 --> 01:39:59.199 in a way, like it's just like they're they're there's there, 2143 01:39:59.239 --> 01:40:02.199 there's a you existed in this little time period where 2144 01:40:02.199 --> 01:40:03.960 people are like, oh, this is kind of cool, and 2145 01:40:04.000 --> 01:40:07.840 then immediately people just forgot about it, Like it's it's uh, 2146 01:40:08.439 --> 01:40:09.520 you know, it is what it is. 2147 01:40:09.680 --> 01:40:11.399 But yeah, so explain yourself. 2148 01:40:13.439 --> 01:40:15.720 I didn't do it. Oh so he. 2149 01:40:15.680 --> 01:40:18.239 Definitely closed case close. 2150 01:40:18.279 --> 01:40:19.920 He's guilty. He definitely did it. 2151 01:40:19.960 --> 01:40:22.640 Like only seventy guilty would deny that they did it 2152 01:40:24.199 --> 01:40:27.960 and have nothing substance to say, Yeah, it doesn't seem 2153 01:40:27.960 --> 01:40:31.880 really mean it. No, yeah, he doesn't seem I never 2154 01:40:31.920 --> 01:40:32.159 did it. 2155 01:40:32.239 --> 01:40:32.720 I never did it. 2156 01:40:32.840 --> 01:40:35.199 Usually when people are accused of wrongdoing, to get actually 2157 01:40:35.239 --> 01:40:39.079 pretty upset and he's like, oh yeah whatever, and the 2158 01:40:39.279 --> 01:40:41.039 inside he was like, how the fuck did this? 2159 01:40:41.119 --> 01:40:43.239 Nigga? Like if I did if I did do it, 2160 01:40:43.239 --> 01:40:44.640 he sucks. He didn't want his life hard though, he 2161 01:40:44.680 --> 01:40:46.680 would have fought harder. And if I didn't do it, 2162 01:40:46.680 --> 01:40:49.039 which I didn't do it, you know, you know, whatever. 2163 01:40:48.880 --> 01:40:51.000 Be fair. He did live in the sewers. When I 2164 01:40:51.039 --> 01:40:52.800 feel like, why the internet. 2165 01:40:53.520 --> 01:40:54.680 You just came back home. 2166 01:40:55.399 --> 01:40:58.119 Climb out of the sewers at some point, maybe when 2167 01:40:58.119 --> 01:41:01.000 somebody was doing maintenance and you're like, hey, could you 2168 01:41:01.359 --> 01:41:02.199 take me out of here? 2169 01:41:03.079 --> 01:41:05.199 This is like when I'm playing Battlefield and I'm like, 2170 01:41:05.359 --> 01:41:08.399 I'm going to revive somebody and then they just give 2171 01:41:08.479 --> 01:41:10.359 up before I can get to them, and they just 2172 01:41:10.359 --> 01:41:12.199 go respawn where it's just like you could have just 2173 01:41:12.319 --> 01:41:14.159 like you could if you wanted your life back, you 2174 01:41:14.159 --> 01:41:17.039 could have waited, you could have you could have just 2175 01:41:17.479 --> 01:41:21.079 you could have just went home. So clearly you were like, man, 2176 01:41:21.159 --> 01:41:23.960 this is a blessing in disguise. Fuck this, I want 2177 01:41:23.960 --> 01:41:26.079 to add to that family forever. I'm gonna live in 2178 01:41:26.119 --> 01:41:29.800 the sewers like a true nomad, live off the land. 2179 01:41:30.439 --> 01:41:32.039 I was Battlefield six, by the way. 2180 01:41:32.920 --> 01:41:35.079 It's good, but it's you know, it's I don't know, 2181 01:41:35.159 --> 01:41:36.039 it's just battlefield. 2182 01:41:36.119 --> 01:41:38.560 It's it's it's good. It's good. It's nice to have 2183 01:41:38.600 --> 01:41:38.960 it again. 2184 01:41:39.640 --> 01:41:43.319 It's better than the last few battlefields, like probably since 2185 01:41:43.319 --> 01:41:46.159 Battlefield one is the best one. But it's all, you know, 2186 01:41:46.199 --> 01:41:48.560 it's it's not going to change anybody's mind, you know 2187 01:41:48.600 --> 01:41:50.600 what I mean. It's like if you're if you're into battlefield, 2188 01:41:50.600 --> 01:41:51.800 this is the best it's been in a while. 2189 01:41:53.319 --> 01:41:54.800 But if you're not, it's not going to be like, oh, 2190 01:41:54.840 --> 01:41:55.720 it's like a revelation. 2191 01:41:55.960 --> 01:41:57.840 It's not like a God of war transformation right where 2192 01:41:57.840 --> 01:41:59.600 it's just like if you didn't if you didn't like 2193 01:41:59.640 --> 01:42:01.439 the originals, you might like the new ones because they 2194 01:42:01.439 --> 01:42:04.960 are so different you know, or like vice versa, where 2195 01:42:04.960 --> 01:42:06.119 it's like, if you like the old ones, you might 2196 01:42:06.119 --> 01:42:09.279 not like the new ones. This is old battlefield but 2197 01:42:09.399 --> 01:42:11.960 better or like, you know, better looking. 2198 01:42:12.479 --> 01:42:14.880 And it's good. Nice. They did a good job. 2199 01:42:15.000 --> 01:42:16.239 I got it for free, thankfully. 2200 01:42:17.680 --> 01:42:19.600 Yeah, I didn't have to pay. 2201 01:42:19.760 --> 01:42:22.439 As a I'll free ninety nine, man, I'll play any game. 2202 01:42:24.399 --> 01:42:25.800 What's happenings? 2203 01:42:25.920 --> 01:42:34.159 He's there, Oh. 2204 01:42:30.880 --> 01:42:33.520 Showing up the real kicks, the real Kingson just showed 2205 01:42:33.560 --> 01:42:37.359 up at fake Kingston's house and they're gonna go. They're 2206 01:42:37.359 --> 01:42:39.760 gonna go duke it out. What if a different person 2207 01:42:39.880 --> 01:42:40.600 sits down. 2208 01:42:40.640 --> 01:42:43.319 Down, he reclaims his throne, he. 2209 01:42:43.399 --> 01:42:47.520 Reclaims, Oh my lord. 2210 01:42:48.159 --> 01:42:52.600 Anyway, Uh, I think that's probably a good place too, 2211 01:42:53.880 --> 01:42:54.960 And yeah, we can do that. 2212 01:42:55.039 --> 01:42:55.399 I like that. 2213 01:42:56.359 --> 01:43:00.600 Yeah, we'll wrap things up, wait for him to wait 2214 01:43:00.600 --> 01:43:02.560 for him to get back a little bit so we 2215 01:43:02.560 --> 01:43:03.600 can get into the names. 2216 01:43:03.680 --> 01:43:05.479 He's got to count me down. I got to open 2217 01:43:05.560 --> 01:43:06.199 up the names too. 2218 01:43:07.479 --> 01:43:10.399 Remember you can go over to patreon dot com slash 2219 01:43:10.439 --> 01:43:13.600 the snark Tank support us over there, early ad free access, 2220 01:43:13.640 --> 01:43:18.560 early exclusive episodes, ask a question, get red on the show, 2221 01:43:18.640 --> 01:43:21.079 get your name right at the end of the show, whoa, 2222 01:43:21.119 --> 01:43:22.279 he looks so the same. 2223 01:43:22.479 --> 01:43:24.119 What if I got up right and I was standing up, 2224 01:43:24.159 --> 01:43:26.680 my dick hits the fucking table and it knocks everything 2225 01:43:26.680 --> 01:43:29.079 over and I'm like sorry. I would be like, why 2226 01:43:29.119 --> 01:43:35.800 are you so erected? Why wouldn't I be okay, you're 2227 01:43:35.840 --> 01:43:39.239 not hard eighty five percent of the day. No, what 2228 01:43:39.239 --> 01:43:43.840 happened there, but I wish did did the real kicks 2229 01:43:43.880 --> 01:43:45.880 and show the real shot up, and he showed up. 2230 01:43:45.880 --> 01:43:48.560 I aired him out real quick and quick quick, simple. 2231 01:43:48.800 --> 01:43:51.000 I so emaciated from being the sewers so long. He 2232 01:43:51.119 --> 01:43:52.359 was like, oh my life back and I was like, 2233 01:43:52.439 --> 01:43:54.239 guess what boom? And then I left him there. 2234 01:43:54.600 --> 01:43:56.000 Yeah he's so uh. 2235 01:43:56.439 --> 01:43:58.439 He's like like you shot him and then he started 2236 01:43:58.479 --> 01:44:00.359 bleeding sludge. 2237 01:44:01.119 --> 01:44:03.119 You took on my nourishment. That's why you're fat. And 2238 01:44:03.199 --> 01:44:04.600 I was like, yeah, I did, and I shoot him 2239 01:44:04.600 --> 01:44:05.920 and him it. 2240 01:44:05.880 --> 01:44:09.479 Makes sense crazy, It seems like really mean spirited to do. 2241 01:44:09.600 --> 01:44:12.640 But anyways, all his life you think shooting him is 2242 01:44:12.680 --> 01:44:17.399 like against my beliefs, Like you fucking crazy? Remember uh. 2243 01:44:17.640 --> 01:44:18.920 Patron of concess is nar Tank. 2244 01:44:18.960 --> 01:44:20.399 Over to the twenty five dollars here if you want 2245 01:44:20.399 --> 01:44:21.600 to get your name right at the end of the show, 2246 01:44:21.600 --> 01:44:22.680 like I am about to do. 2247 01:44:24.840 --> 01:44:25.720 Count me down. 2248 01:44:26.319 --> 01:44:33.439 Three two one, fatherless behavior, God's favorite fenboy Malik Berry 2249 01:44:33.600 --> 01:44:36.760 RFK cut my dick and now I have autism co 2250 01:44:37.079 --> 01:44:41.960 Beba animatronic Sweeney powered by gay I trademark iron fisting 2251 01:44:42.479 --> 01:44:46.560 Kingston killing fifty seven dogs with his special pup cups. 2252 01:44:48.159 --> 01:44:51.800 The gas powered spider a secret gase. I have to 2253 01:44:51.840 --> 01:44:56.079 make Chris gay gun gay I cast Chock runs around 2254 01:44:56.159 --> 01:44:57.640 my Doberman and then I. 2255 01:44:57.760 --> 01:45:00.000 Lay steaks on the other side. 2256 01:45:00.039 --> 01:45:05.720 I to test him insane so drunk I pulled the 2257 01:45:05.800 --> 01:45:07.479 condom over my balls. 2258 01:45:10.479 --> 01:45:11.880 That's fucking outrageous. 2259 01:45:12.520 --> 01:45:16.119 Uh getting Jude out of twenty five dollars by two sexy, 2260 01:45:16.159 --> 01:45:19.239 big black Israelites and a light skinned twing Delta. Gamma 2261 01:45:19.399 --> 01:45:21.880 literally fed this toddler last week? Why is it still crying? 2262 01:45:21.920 --> 01:45:26.720 Squimp his bugs? Clamuel Esquire the third making black pussy 2263 01:45:26.800 --> 01:45:31.359 cream like I'm working at a dairy Queen Jesus Snart, 2264 01:45:31.359 --> 01:45:34.399 Tank's hungest trans girl would like to come on. Uh 2265 01:45:34.800 --> 01:45:41.119 Ozebic Drouger get Hassan to thunderblast swim leaving the mic Ah. 2266 01:45:43.159 --> 01:45:44.039 Gave it him be like. 2267 01:45:44.000 --> 01:45:47.520 We mm hmm. 2268 01:45:49.399 --> 01:45:52.000 That's not even that sucks. 2269 01:45:52.239 --> 01:45:54.880 So gave it him. Gave it him, be like we 2270 01:45:56.600 --> 01:45:57.279 our semen. 2271 01:45:58.039 --> 01:46:00.960 I kind of knew it, Yeah, I knew because I 2272 01:46:01.000 --> 01:46:02.399 was like, what's going to be close to venom? 2273 01:46:02.479 --> 01:46:03.479 It was like seemen. 2274 01:46:04.960 --> 01:46:06.880 And it's not even really that close, Like you couldn't 2275 01:46:06.880 --> 01:46:07.720 even really get away with that. 2276 01:46:08.000 --> 01:46:11.159 The just the letters, I guess, you know it was, Yeah, 2277 01:46:11.279 --> 01:46:15.560 it's it's it carries the same spirit. Yeah, I'm going 2278 01:46:15.560 --> 01:46:17.560 to kill the president with the more Ian Watkins. Oh, 2279 01:46:17.560 --> 01:46:19.600 we forgot to talk about that, Ian Watkins getting air 2280 01:46:19.800 --> 01:46:21.800 rings getting slashed? 2281 01:46:22.000 --> 01:46:22.479 Do you know this? 2282 01:46:23.000 --> 01:46:24.760 So lost profits was a band. 2283 01:46:25.279 --> 01:46:27.239 Uh. I don't remember exactly what kind of band. It 2284 01:46:27.239 --> 01:46:29.199 was like a rock band, like some yeah, something like that, 2285 01:46:29.479 --> 01:46:32.720 like a hardcore maybe I don't really remember, but uh, 2286 01:46:32.840 --> 01:46:35.600 they had a lead singer that uh fucked up baby, 2287 01:46:35.920 --> 01:46:38.119 and so he got uh he got sent to jail 2288 01:46:38.119 --> 01:46:41.760 and now he's dead. Somebody slashed him before nine am 2289 01:46:41.880 --> 01:46:42.680 or something I heard. 2290 01:46:42.960 --> 01:46:47.279 Yeah, hey, they tried to get him once before, you know, Yeah, 2291 01:46:47.359 --> 01:46:50.079 then they got him eventually, which, uh, you know, it 2292 01:46:50.119 --> 01:46:51.079 was only a matter of time. 2293 01:46:51.159 --> 01:46:53.319 I think he actually survived a lot longer than I 2294 01:46:53.359 --> 01:46:53.880 thought he was. 2295 01:46:53.960 --> 01:46:57.960 But yeah, you know, it's uh, especially since I think 2296 01:46:58.079 --> 01:47:00.119 I don't know, I don't know he's in the uk A. 2297 01:47:00.880 --> 01:47:03.119 So I was like, theres they specialize in knives. They 2298 01:47:03.119 --> 01:47:04.439 should have been they should have got him, was. 2299 01:47:04.800 --> 01:47:07.720 Right, you're right, But it's also the only thing they have. 2300 01:47:07.880 --> 01:47:11.279 So it's it's the it's their only focus, you know, 2301 01:47:11.359 --> 01:47:15.479 like they're more they're more vigilant about knives because it's 2302 01:47:15.479 --> 01:47:20.760 so it's like, it's like, how when India trains kill everybody. Yeah, 2303 01:47:21.479 --> 01:47:23.039 so it's a video of like an Indian guy getting 2304 01:47:23.119 --> 01:47:24.159 hit by a train and I don't know why. 2305 01:47:25.039 --> 01:47:25.520 I don't know why. 2306 01:47:25.560 --> 01:47:28.840 It's such a common thing to happen once an hour. Yeah, 2307 01:47:28.880 --> 01:47:32.359 like every every minute an Indian is claimed by a train. 2308 01:47:33.119 --> 01:47:33.880 That's crazy. 2309 01:47:35.000 --> 01:47:35.680 It's it's. 2310 01:47:39.560 --> 01:47:41.479 It is surprising that he lasted this long because like 2311 01:47:41.560 --> 01:47:43.680 I I figured, like, you know, that's like one of 2312 01:47:43.720 --> 01:47:46.279 the most dangerous things to be in prison. So like 2313 01:47:46.800 --> 01:47:48.439 that he lasted as long as he did, it's kind 2314 01:47:48.439 --> 01:47:53.079 of shocking. But yeah, Ian Watkins getting sent to hell 2315 01:47:53.119 --> 01:47:57.760 by a butter knife resting piss absolute bozo. Game pass 2316 01:47:58.079 --> 01:48:01.600 that's the name, by the way. Game Pass increased after 2317 01:48:01.760 --> 01:48:06.119 Actman guested Curious yeah, I mean actman did raise the 2318 01:48:06.159 --> 01:48:08.039 price of game Pass. Personally, he did tell me this 2319 01:48:08.119 --> 01:48:12.880 in confidence, uh, which I took to me. And he's 2320 01:48:13.119 --> 01:48:16.680 confident that I will talk about it. That's what That's 2321 01:48:16.680 --> 01:48:20.479 what I assume he meant. Oh yeah, when he when 2322 01:48:20.479 --> 01:48:22.439 he prefaced it by saying I'm telling you this in confidence, 2323 01:48:22.479 --> 01:48:25.600 I say, okay, sure, no problem, you can be absolutely. 2324 01:48:27.880 --> 01:48:30.119 I agree. 2325 01:48:31.199 --> 01:48:36.359 Two rats piloting mecha swine to fight off the Joe 2326 01:48:36.479 --> 01:48:37.399 Frogan invasion. 2327 01:48:37.439 --> 01:48:40.760 I can't remember what Jon was. It was. 2328 01:48:41.199 --> 01:48:43.239 It was like Frozen Joe Rogan or something. 2329 01:48:43.800 --> 01:48:53.399 Yeah, I remember being Frozen Ogan for some reason. Old snake, 2330 01:48:53.479 --> 01:48:58.960 but he's addicted to paint houghing cash cash Ptel is 2331 01:48:59.000 --> 01:49:01.720 a perfect FBI either because he has true sight on 2332 01:49:01.880 --> 01:49:02.760 twenty four seven? 2333 01:49:06.439 --> 01:49:07.079 What's true sight? 2334 01:49:07.159 --> 01:49:07.359 Again? 2335 01:49:07.399 --> 01:49:10.239 What is that? Is that? Like? From is that Skyrim? 2336 01:49:10.439 --> 01:49:12.319 Or like what is true site? True sites from D 2337 01:49:12.399 --> 01:49:13.479 and D? Oh? 2338 01:49:13.479 --> 01:49:18.319 Okay, all right, Uh that's insane. 2339 01:49:18.840 --> 01:49:21.319 I kind of infer that edits on fucking Instagram. 2340 01:49:21.359 --> 01:49:24.000 If I ever checked the browse section, I always get 2341 01:49:24.000 --> 01:49:26.560 a cash matel that's so fucked up. 2342 01:49:26.920 --> 01:49:30.800 It just knows what I want to see. He always 2343 01:49:30.800 --> 01:49:32.479 looks like the Sun is staring at. 2344 01:49:32.359 --> 01:49:38.279 Him like it's a truly crazy set of eyes like 2345 01:49:38.359 --> 01:49:42.039 I has uh it's like a cartoon character with one 2346 01:49:42.079 --> 01:49:44.760 eyes bigger than the other. Yeah, yeah, crazy And it's 2347 01:49:44.760 --> 01:49:49.680 like obvious berserker black man backstrotting Broli, I put molten 2348 01:49:49.680 --> 01:49:51.760 glass in your ass and you and blew you for 2349 01:49:51.800 --> 01:49:55.279 a vase, reckless Rhino, the Sloker two yso Derby two 2350 01:49:55.399 --> 01:50:01.800 Mega Sweens piloting a rat Arnold Schwartzenega uh my, Chris Hansen, 2351 01:50:02.359 --> 01:50:05.800 Tomagotchi is really hungry. Charlie Kirk more like truly in 2352 01:50:05.800 --> 01:50:08.439 the Dirt Old Man Spaghetti Nuts dom O Nation. You 2353 01:50:08.479 --> 01:50:10.640 know things are fucked when even Charlie moist critical is 2354 01:50:10.640 --> 01:50:12.439 taking a ship on Trump Mega and is reel Oh 2355 01:50:12.520 --> 01:50:13.600 yeah that's right, Derek. 2356 01:50:15.359 --> 01:50:18.520 It's because it's just the default opinion. Now, it's just like, yeah, 2357 01:50:18.560 --> 01:50:19.119 it's safe. 2358 01:50:19.199 --> 01:50:22.319 It's safe, so we can finally say something, yeah, you know, 2359 01:50:23.039 --> 01:50:23.640 which is fine. 2360 01:50:23.640 --> 01:50:26.399 Like I'm not expecting him to be like. 2361 01:50:26.359 --> 01:50:28.880 Whatever, so yeah, it would be like if it would 2362 01:50:28.880 --> 01:50:31.479 be like if weird Al, like I expected weird Al 2363 01:50:31.479 --> 01:50:33.920 to say anything about anything. I'm like, yeah, you're not really, 2364 01:50:33.920 --> 01:50:35.119 I don't want to. I don't want to hear anything 2365 01:50:35.159 --> 01:50:38.640 from you, really, So check this out. The little second thing, yo, 2366 01:50:38.920 --> 01:50:42.279 that is second thing. Let me pull it up like 2367 01:50:42.359 --> 01:50:44.960 I pull up the browser and it immediately. 2368 01:50:44.479 --> 01:50:48.680 Fucking Why is he so at attention? 2369 01:50:51.520 --> 01:50:54.039 He can see into the mechanism of the camera, like 2370 01:50:54.079 --> 01:50:57.800 he can tell like what like he sees through the lens. 2371 01:50:58.920 --> 01:51:01.079 I've never felt so staring at by an image in 2372 01:51:01.119 --> 01:51:03.880 my life. That's like he's like the real life, Like 2373 01:51:04.000 --> 01:51:07.840 you remember the haunted mansion with those fucking busts that 2374 01:51:07.920 --> 01:51:08.239 would like. 2375 01:51:09.840 --> 01:51:11.720 Yes, fucking scary. 2376 01:51:12.479 --> 01:51:14.279 Uh Derek na Chov and his instant hashtag for him 2377 01:51:14.359 --> 01:51:18.479 rounded Asian hiring a Miles moralest impressionist to rape. 2378 01:51:18.199 --> 01:51:23.000 Sween on Christmas Eve. Jesus Christ. I'm gonna do my 2379 01:51:23.039 --> 01:51:27.640 own thing. 2380 01:51:28.319 --> 01:51:31.800 What the fuck is that this picture? What is that? 2381 01:51:32.279 --> 01:51:34.760 It's who's the quarterbacks name again? Uh? 2382 01:51:34.840 --> 01:51:38.520 Tom Brady and then a coach Tony Dungeye. They have 2383 01:51:38.560 --> 01:51:43.680 a picture together and the caption says like this says 2384 01:51:45.279 --> 01:51:47.640 with Tom Brady and Tony Jungey looking like they poison 2385 01:51:47.680 --> 01:51:49.319 your food and are waiting for you to eat it, 2386 01:51:49.720 --> 01:51:53.279 and like it's such an especially tom Brady his smile 2387 01:51:53.439 --> 01:51:54.279 like in his eyes. 2388 01:51:54.359 --> 01:51:56.960 You're like, bro, you have the line that's not he 2389 01:51:57.039 --> 01:52:01.840 looks Tom Brady in that photo. 2390 01:52:02.079 --> 01:52:07.479 Looks like Kevin Bacon is lying underneath him like he's 2391 01:52:07.520 --> 01:52:09.960 like like justin you know what I mean, Like where 2392 01:52:09.960 --> 01:52:11.640 the line goes up through his jaw, it's like that's 2393 01:52:11.680 --> 01:52:14.159 Kevin Bacon and then the rest of him his Tom 2394 01:52:14.359 --> 01:52:17.399 That is crazy. They look like fucking smiling friends. Dude, 2395 01:52:17.720 --> 01:52:19.960 that is a crazy image. 2396 01:52:20.359 --> 01:52:23.039 Yeah, it's wild. Then, like why does he look like that? 2397 01:52:23.279 --> 01:52:25.640 I just don't understand what he looks like smiling? 2398 01:52:25.800 --> 01:52:28.359 And I guess unless they were doing it as a joke, 2399 01:52:28.399 --> 01:52:31.039 because I'm like, bro, who fucking smiles like that? It's 2400 01:52:31.079 --> 01:52:34.880 like their their eyes are like this. Why, Like it 2401 01:52:34.920 --> 01:52:37.680 looks insane. You look like an insane person. 2402 01:52:38.720 --> 01:52:43.920 Yeah, anyway around that Asian Uh okay, I already read 2403 01:52:43.920 --> 01:52:45.359 that nothing straight can happen. 2404 01:52:45.399 --> 01:52:46.399 It can only gay happen. 2405 01:52:47.000 --> 01:52:47.399 Nice. 2406 01:52:48.119 --> 01:52:50.800 Uh, Chris would be more likable if he was water logged. 2407 01:52:50.840 --> 01:52:58.239 Bill Cosby's jurors say the darnedest things. I remember that 2408 01:52:58.239 --> 01:52:59.520 that was a weird premise for a show. 2409 01:53:00.079 --> 01:53:05.640 A kid kids say the most racist fucking things. Sometimes, 2410 01:53:05.680 --> 01:53:08.600 I swear to God, like when my son comes outside 2411 01:53:08.960 --> 01:53:13.119 and just says, I cannot stand these tired looking fellas. 2412 01:53:13.159 --> 01:53:19.279 And I'm like, son, stop, where did you learn this? Son? 2413 01:53:19.479 --> 01:53:21.880 And I liked it from watching you and it's like 2414 01:53:22.520 --> 01:53:25.359 quite literally never said anything like that. And he's like, no, 2415 01:53:25.560 --> 01:53:28.920 your DM's father, Your dms are full of racism. 2416 01:53:30.199 --> 01:53:33.760 Your discord your discord group chats have been directly feeding 2417 01:53:33.960 --> 01:53:35.600 right into my baby monitor. 2418 01:53:36.079 --> 01:53:39.640 I love it, Dad, I love it. It's been baby 2419 01:53:39.640 --> 01:53:46.600 monitors work that way. Yayyay. He starts emoting like, fucking 2420 01:53:46.640 --> 01:53:52.119 what's fucking Kermit the frog? Yeay, I can't wait to 2421 01:53:52.199 --> 01:53:53.520 me answer. 2422 01:53:53.600 --> 01:54:00.359 They just like, yeah, yeah, it's it's completely fucked. Queen 2423 01:54:00.359 --> 01:54:03.199 of faphazard blonde, blue eyed German Man campaigning to make 2424 01:54:03.239 --> 01:54:06.439 Pokemon two D again. Andrew Schultz is actually playing Dan 2425 01:54:06.640 --> 01:54:08.560 Hebiki in the new Street Fight. 2426 01:54:08.640 --> 01:54:09.199 That is true. 2427 01:54:09.239 --> 01:54:10.760 That is that is actually true. 2428 01:54:11.479 --> 01:54:14.880 That is true, and that's life is saying I really 2429 01:54:14.960 --> 01:54:17.920 don't like him, like I actually genuinely, for real don't 2430 01:54:17.960 --> 01:54:20.760 like Schaltz anymore. And it just makes me upset because 2431 01:54:20.800 --> 01:54:22.399 I wasn't. I did like him one like the guy 2432 01:54:22.439 --> 01:54:24.960 called er Andschaltz. I was a big fan of granted 2433 01:54:25.000 --> 01:54:28.119 that was like thirteen years ago, before he got rich 2434 01:54:28.159 --> 01:54:29.840 and thought he was smarter everybody in the room. 2435 01:54:30.000 --> 01:54:32.159 He was even fine because he had the podcast with 2436 01:54:32.239 --> 01:54:35.760 the Charlamagne though, like Brilliant Idiots or whatever it was. 2437 01:54:35.840 --> 01:54:39.560 It was very basic and normal. It was like it 2438 01:54:39.600 --> 01:54:43.399 was when Flagrant turned When Flagrant two turned into Flagrant, 2439 01:54:43.399 --> 01:54:46.079 that's when things started to change. Chris, you look, you 2440 01:54:46.119 --> 01:54:47.760 look stunning. 2441 01:54:49.079 --> 01:54:49.880 I wouldn't say that. 2442 01:54:50.439 --> 01:54:53.279 Oh, I like a magnifying glass. 2443 01:54:53.439 --> 01:54:55.680 That's air pretty cool. I like I like to burn 2444 01:54:55.760 --> 01:54:56.640 my penis with them. 2445 01:54:57.640 --> 01:54:59.479 Yeah. Yeah, I like to see how much I can endure. 2446 01:54:59.520 --> 01:55:01.079 I like I try endure it, like I was there 2447 01:55:01.119 --> 01:55:03.640 for I was there for like two and a half hours. 2448 01:55:03.680 --> 01:55:08.600 On a First of all, that ship burns pretty immediate, 2449 01:55:10.000 --> 01:55:14.600 So that's that's crazy. Yeah, God bless, we're drinking. Come, come, come, 2450 01:55:14.720 --> 01:55:20.119 it's our gayment, you know, together, we're sucking, gonna gonna 2451 01:55:20.119 --> 01:55:23.600 be gonna be guzzling. I don't know, I just don't 2452 01:55:23.600 --> 01:55:27.159 know what that is. Fenboy clown now with honked balls. 2453 01:55:28.319 --> 01:55:31.880 There's a Pizza Time restaurant in Hope, Well is there 2454 01:55:33.119 --> 01:55:33.479 is there. 2455 01:55:33.960 --> 01:55:36.520 I don't remember. I've been home in a long time. 2456 01:55:36.600 --> 01:55:37.720 I know, Pizza Village. 2457 01:55:37.880 --> 01:55:42.600 I know, I know, I love that place, bro, I 2458 01:55:42.600 --> 01:55:43.399 love the pizza there. 2459 01:55:43.479 --> 01:55:44.000 That's crazy. 2460 01:55:44.079 --> 01:55:47.439 Nobody fucking asked thug Zilla versus King Kross a rat 2461 01:55:51.000 --> 01:55:54.319 g g A four swing side glitch frogs together strong 2462 01:55:55.319 --> 01:55:55.960 pe bus. 2463 01:55:56.520 --> 01:56:00.880 I saw that somewhere. What is that about frogs together? Yeah? 2464 01:56:01.760 --> 01:56:02.960 I have no Yeah, look it up. 2465 01:56:02.960 --> 01:56:03.239 I don't know. 2466 01:56:03.279 --> 01:56:06.520 We probably just said some fucking crazy dog. Yeah, peebs 2467 01:56:06.600 --> 01:56:13.640 dnkled Laramie, Laramie County corner. Uh literally me on a 2468 01:56:13.640 --> 01:56:17.359 plate banassas Greek god of the herb. Tim Duncan is 2469 01:56:17.399 --> 01:56:19.520 the goat? Who's Tim Duncan again? 2470 01:56:19.800 --> 01:56:22.960 He's one of the really good basketball player that's seriously 2471 01:56:23.000 --> 01:56:27.359 underrated San Antonio Spurs Who who series rates. 2472 01:56:27.359 --> 01:56:30.439 Who he's never? Oh? Is this the guy that makes 2473 01:56:30.439 --> 01:56:35.079 the donuts? Yeah? Who underestimates Tim Duncan? A lot of people. 2474 01:56:35.439 --> 01:56:37.600 It's the same thing with like Steph car when you're 2475 01:56:37.640 --> 01:56:40.359 when you're good, when you're not good at doing when 2476 01:56:40.399 --> 01:56:42.279 you're not, when you're not Because the people that are 2477 01:56:42.279 --> 01:56:45.439 in the conversations with the people that are usually scoring 2478 01:56:45.479 --> 01:56:48.039 the highest estimates, doing the best dunks. 2479 01:56:48.439 --> 01:56:50.960 Do you think people underestimate Steph? Absolutely? 2480 01:56:51.239 --> 01:56:54.239 Look at people's top fives. He's barely ever in them. 2481 01:56:54.560 --> 01:56:57.119 I wouldn't. I would not. I would not consider him 2482 01:56:57.119 --> 01:57:00.840 a top five. But he's like right after, he's right 2483 01:57:00.880 --> 01:57:03.600 after that. He's not to five. Now I would definitely 2484 01:57:03.600 --> 01:57:06.359 put him, But he is a he is arguably the 2485 01:57:06.399 --> 01:57:08.279 most influential basketball player of a time. 2486 01:57:08.319 --> 01:57:10.880 I would say that, but he's not alone. And he's 2487 01:57:10.920 --> 01:57:13.199 got four chips. I mean, I think he think he's 2488 01:57:13.479 --> 01:57:13.800 I think. 2489 01:57:13.840 --> 01:57:16.920 I mean four ships isn't isn't isn't what puts James 2490 01:57:16.920 --> 01:57:18.840 somebody in a go because like people I I I 2491 01:57:20.119 --> 01:57:24.159 absolutely think that Steph Curry is like fifth best player ever, 2492 01:57:24.279 --> 01:57:28.439 if not like sixth. But that's only because of the 2493 01:57:28.640 --> 01:57:31.039 But he's not. He's not a great defensive player, but 2494 01:57:31.079 --> 01:57:34.439 he is an unbelievable offensive player. And if you're not 2495 01:57:34.439 --> 01:57:36.279 a good defensive player, I cannot put you as under 2496 01:57:36.279 --> 01:57:39.720 the goats. I'm sorry, I just can't. I can't because 2497 01:57:39.720 --> 01:57:43.800 so many of them are amazing offensive players and then 2498 01:57:44.319 --> 01:57:48.600 demonic defensive players a Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant is an 2499 01:57:48.640 --> 01:57:51.960 amazing offensive player, but he is an unbelievable talent on 2500 01:57:52.479 --> 01:57:58.359 to me, like unbelievable talent on defense Chamberlain. Same thing 2501 01:57:58.359 --> 01:58:01.640 with Magic Johnson, same thing with Michael Jordan's. 2502 01:58:01.279 --> 01:58:05.560 Say they're in top ten for me, but I wouldn't play. 2503 01:58:05.399 --> 01:58:07.039 Don't wel Chamberlain of top five. 2504 01:58:07.399 --> 01:58:09.680 I think, well, I feel like he's just by default, 2505 01:58:10.359 --> 01:58:11.840 by default, he's just he's. 2506 01:58:11.680 --> 01:58:13.920 Playing against white folks. That's why, against white folk, and 2507 01:58:13.960 --> 01:58:14.920 they weren't ready for him. 2508 01:58:15.359 --> 01:58:17.279 That's the one thing I just I can't get, like 2509 01:58:17.319 --> 01:58:19.439 to score one hundred points and to get shut. 2510 01:58:19.199 --> 01:58:21.600 The fuck up, shut up, shut up? The thing is 2511 01:58:21.640 --> 01:58:23.920 this one hundred points again? Shut up? Like you remember 2512 01:58:23.960 --> 01:58:26.279 you remember the first the first heavyweight black boxer. I 2513 01:58:26.319 --> 01:58:28.640 forgot his name, something Jason Jackson or something like that. 2514 01:58:30.439 --> 01:58:33.159 It was. But it was really funny because it was 2515 01:58:33.199 --> 01:58:36.159 really funny because of the fact that yeah, big meaty steaks, 2516 01:58:36.239 --> 01:58:39.039 he this, this is super funny. It's super funny. He 2517 01:58:39.079 --> 01:58:43.319 went he went into something, he went into boxing, and 2518 01:58:43.359 --> 01:58:45.520 it was like that's the time where there were no 2519 01:58:45.600 --> 01:58:47.680 mail boxers. All of the white professional boxers like, we 2520 01:58:47.680 --> 01:58:49.720 don't want to fight. We're not gonna we're not gonna 2521 01:58:49.760 --> 01:58:52.880 sully your hands fighting. There was no mailbox all the 2522 01:58:52.960 --> 01:58:54.920 white mail boxers or the white mailboxing. I know we're 2523 01:58:54.920 --> 01:58:57.520 not We're not gonna That's what I meant. I'm sorry, 2524 01:58:57.560 --> 01:59:00.159 I'm sorry, And he was like, I'm not gonna off 2525 01:59:00.159 --> 01:59:01.680 selling my hands fighting him. And then he went in 2526 01:59:01.760 --> 01:59:05.680 a ring and he nearly killed eight people. They were 2527 01:59:05.760 --> 01:59:09.000 just not prepared to fight him. And it's so funny 2528 01:59:09.039 --> 01:59:10.960 because he was fucking he would fight him and he 2529 01:59:10.960 --> 01:59:12.279 would go in a ring in it's like it's like 2530 01:59:12.279 --> 01:59:15.079 the nineteen fifties sixties where he was bringing a white 2531 01:59:15.079 --> 01:59:17.279 witches in the ring to kiss upon him after they 2532 01:59:17.399 --> 01:59:21.239 we won, and I'm like, this is so dangerous. He 2533 01:59:21.359 --> 01:59:24.600 definitely got people killed. Like his acts definitely led to 2534 01:59:24.680 --> 01:59:27.319 like them going into places and burning down. 2535 01:59:27.279 --> 01:59:31.800 Established innocent people killed just because they wanted to get 2536 01:59:31.840 --> 01:59:34.279 the anger out on a black person and. 2537 01:59:34.239 --> 01:59:35.800 They can't they do it to him, they'll just get 2538 01:59:35.840 --> 01:59:39.680 beat to death. So like but it's like that, it's 2539 01:59:39.720 --> 01:59:40.800 like that kind of thing where like Will it is 2540 01:59:40.800 --> 01:59:43.279 definitely great, but he was compared to like, you know, 2541 01:59:43.520 --> 01:59:47.119 we we we can look back at y at old. 2542 01:59:46.880 --> 01:59:50.880 Americans women, so that that makes me the goat just 2543 01:59:50.920 --> 01:59:53.399 by default, that makes him the go by default. I 2544 01:59:53.399 --> 01:59:59.279 don't care how playing basketball. 2545 01:59:57.840 --> 02:00:01.319 Joe to but fuck the president with a mortar. 2546 02:00:01.479 --> 02:00:04.840 Gay actor Rosebud Delicious Hassan yelling unlimited power as his 2547 02:00:04.840 --> 02:00:07.039 dog explodes. Sorry, I can't. I had a burrito trained 2548 02:00:07.039 --> 02:00:08.680 her wrong as a joke. She didn't even know it. 2549 02:00:08.960 --> 02:00:12.359 He th reminded of a yuyi oh card gigs, the 2550 02:00:12.399 --> 02:00:14.199 Real Kings and Jamison who went missing in two thousand 2551 02:00:14.199 --> 02:00:15.840 and five. You should all dress up as an oreo 2552 02:00:15.880 --> 02:00:19.319 cookie hard hat peepee John Otto take him to the 2553 02:00:19.399 --> 02:00:20.359 Matthews briage. 2554 02:00:20.800 --> 02:00:26.119 That's fire, that's my generation by limbiscuit intro goes hard 2555 02:00:26.199 --> 02:00:30.640 dude to the fucking drum intro John not Oh, it's 2556 02:00:30.680 --> 02:00:31.079 it's sick. 2557 02:00:31.720 --> 02:00:32.119 It's sick. 2558 02:00:32.199 --> 02:00:34.279 Yeah, I don't, I don't. I don't know it actually 2559 02:00:34.479 --> 02:00:35.680 or I don't remember. 2560 02:00:35.880 --> 02:00:39.159 Just a good, good drum groove. It just sounds cool. 2561 02:00:40.199 --> 02:00:43.880 Yeah, going back in time to call Marvin Gay Marvin queer, 2562 02:00:45.199 --> 02:00:47.000 uh Obama when he met Michelle be like. 2563 02:00:47.000 --> 02:00:47.720 Oh, let me be queer. 2564 02:00:48.079 --> 02:00:51.199 The power of the come in the penis of my ass. 2565 02:00:51.960 --> 02:00:58.079 He spelled penis with a you. By the way, a sports, Jesus. 2566 02:00:59.159 --> 02:01:01.800 Eat a sports It's in the sand. 2567 02:01:04.880 --> 02:01:10.479 It is it is so stupid. It's the that's at Starbucks. 2568 02:01:10.600 --> 02:01:13.560 It's so egregious at Starbucks drive through to get my gimp, 2569 02:01:14.159 --> 02:01:15.520 get my gimp a pop cup. 2570 02:01:15.880 --> 02:01:18.079 Uh. The Outer Wild is a phenomenal game that'll stay 2571 02:01:18.079 --> 02:01:18.960 with you forever. Play it. 2572 02:01:20.119 --> 02:01:22.920 Oh that was as always and it's a slurs. You slurs. 2573 02:01:22.920 --> 02:01:26.439 I can't say, Uh, Sweeteney, why. 2574 02:01:26.319 --> 02:01:26.840 You put up? 2575 02:01:27.039 --> 02:01:33.560 Why you put those fuck ass turtles in MTG are 2576 02:01:33.560 --> 02:01:34.600 gonna be magic gathering? 2577 02:01:35.079 --> 02:01:36.560 Of course, that's crazy. Imagine the gathering. 2578 02:01:36.680 --> 02:01:40.960 Just yeah, it's there. They're shut. They're shilling out. Actually 2579 02:01:41.079 --> 02:01:43.640 they're they're they're shilling out hard and there about. I'm 2580 02:01:43.640 --> 02:01:45.239 sure they're gonna shot out. They're gonna put a munch 2581 02:01:45.279 --> 02:01:46.119 it in, They're gonna sell. 2582 02:01:46.439 --> 02:01:49.880 I'm like, I'm wondering what's going on because actually it's 2583 02:01:50.399 --> 02:01:53.279 ray Shadow Agends just partnered with the Turtles. So this 2584 02:01:53.399 --> 02:01:55.479 is like some like Viacom shit going on or something. 2585 02:01:55.600 --> 02:01:57.680 I knew. They're no new movies coming out soon. 2586 02:01:57.640 --> 02:01:59.840 Okay, so they're just throwing probably their I P and 2587 02:02:00.119 --> 02:02:00.640 whatever they get. 2588 02:02:00.800 --> 02:02:03.760 I mean, I adore the Ninja Turtles. I'm there's never 2589 02:02:03.800 --> 02:02:05.920 gonna be a reality where I'm like, oh, no, more 2590 02:02:06.399 --> 02:02:09.239 stuff is bad because I love the Turtles. So I 2591 02:02:09.239 --> 02:02:11.600 don't know. I definitely I saw the new one. It 2592 02:02:11.640 --> 02:02:13.560 was for kids, and I respected it for what it is, 2593 02:02:14.199 --> 02:02:15.920 and I was like, it's fun and I'm happy little 2594 02:02:16.000 --> 02:02:19.199 like my nephews love it. So I'm hey, dude, showing 2595 02:02:19.199 --> 02:02:20.960 them one of my favorite things ever is cool. I'm 2596 02:02:21.000 --> 02:02:23.399 always down with that. That's gay. 2597 02:02:23.680 --> 02:02:25.840 Yeah, that's crazy a little bit. 2598 02:02:25.880 --> 02:02:27.399 One day, you guys will find things to be happy 2599 02:02:27.399 --> 02:02:31.880 about too. Maybe not Chris, but you will do it. 2600 02:02:32.800 --> 02:02:34.640 Look, you look like you could use a fucking lamp. 2601 02:02:35.560 --> 02:02:38.119 Can you guys share the propeller hat, cardboard pie, be 2602 02:02:38.359 --> 02:02:40.239 the John Brown you wish to see in the world 2603 02:02:40.239 --> 02:02:43.560 Department of Horror? What the fuck? What that mean? Big 2604 02:02:43.600 --> 02:02:45.439 dick Randy coming back on Halloween? 2605 02:02:46.319 --> 02:02:46.680 I know what. 2606 02:02:46.680 --> 02:02:49.119 I don't know what any of that means. What's today? 2607 02:02:50.199 --> 02:02:53.439 Please just call me for my birthday? Oh he gives 2608 02:02:53.439 --> 02:02:57.680 his number. Who If not, I'll make it my last. No, 2609 02:02:58.600 --> 02:03:02.079 it's crazy, I think, Uh yeah, this. 2610 02:03:02.039 --> 02:03:02.880 Will be difficult. 2611 02:03:03.479 --> 02:03:04.039 We'll call you. 2612 02:03:04.079 --> 02:03:06.119 We'll call you after and we'll do it live on 2613 02:03:06.159 --> 02:03:14.039 the show, but not before. Sorry journalists. But Battlefield six 2614 02:03:14.279 --> 02:03:17.439 is fun as fuck. Cock cheese crumbs. I love that 2615 02:03:17.479 --> 02:03:19.560 when Chris introduced the Hassan dog news. He said, I'm 2616 02:03:19.560 --> 02:03:20.560 not even telling the truth. 2617 02:03:21.239 --> 02:03:22.319 That was funny. 2618 02:03:22.520 --> 02:03:25.000 Uh. If you if you don't put Epuzzy from the background, 2619 02:03:25.079 --> 02:03:27.640 hungry enough goon devil man without come swing has true 2620 02:03:27.680 --> 02:03:29.640 sight and that's why he can see his dad. 2621 02:03:30.399 --> 02:03:35.560 Uh, that's crazy truth. You can see into the like 2622 02:03:35.840 --> 02:03:38.439 true site is like things that people can see in 2623 02:03:38.560 --> 02:03:41.119 other dimensions like you can't. They can't be a feel 2624 02:03:41.199 --> 02:03:43.239 illusion that they can see a spirit. I don't know. 2625 02:03:43.399 --> 02:03:44.600 I don't know what any of that means. 2626 02:03:45.159 --> 02:03:47.760 Damn, I forgot you don't you don't like things that 2627 02:03:47.800 --> 02:03:49.640 are cool? Sorry, my Apaul, jugget out of here. 2628 02:03:53.520 --> 02:03:54.720 Life begins in the balls. 2629 02:03:55.000 --> 02:03:58.960 Most stable UI five game is Sonic Racing Crossworld, Smitchy 2630 02:03:59.000 --> 02:04:01.760 the Kid bend my dick. I'm intersnatch Robo sween O vision. 2631 02:04:02.319 --> 02:04:06.439 The Democrats are turning me trans at night. See profile picture. 2632 02:04:07.119 --> 02:04:10.520 Hamster in a sock is now plus five after extensive use. 2633 02:04:11.399 --> 02:04:12.159 Uh is he? 2634 02:04:12.239 --> 02:04:14.159 I know you're listening to this. I want my fucking 2635 02:04:14.159 --> 02:04:18.079 dog back. You vapid sow Uh blonde haired, green eyed 2636 02:04:18.159 --> 02:04:21.199 Zimbabwean man competing with the German guy for racism. 2637 02:04:21.479 --> 02:04:25.239 You sh uh what have we got here? 2638 02:04:25.279 --> 02:04:26.000 What the fuck is this? 2639 02:04:26.159 --> 02:04:26.720 Load? 2640 02:04:27.039 --> 02:04:27.560 Hansen? 2641 02:04:28.199 --> 02:04:32.199 Do? What is this? Hansen? Do butt dick in my butt? 2642 02:04:32.279 --> 02:04:33.880 Do butt do me in the butt? 2643 02:04:34.039 --> 02:04:37.079 Do butt dick in my butt? Dick dick dick dick dick? 2644 02:04:38.319 --> 02:04:41.640 You said, mbop, that's what is that? What that is? Oh? 2645 02:04:41.920 --> 02:04:43.840 Yeah, I think, Oh okay, Hanson, I didn't even think 2646 02:04:43.880 --> 02:04:45.560 I thought that. Yeah, I don't know why I forgot 2647 02:04:45.600 --> 02:04:49.800 that was a musical thing. Uh yeahg but well. 2648 02:04:49.760 --> 02:04:52.880 How did I did? I dick but dick in my do? 2649 02:04:53.159 --> 02:04:57.039 But but do butt dick in my butt? 2650 02:04:57.439 --> 02:05:03.680 Dick dick dick? Fuck? Didn't they do? Like? 2651 02:05:03.840 --> 02:05:04.399 Uh? 2652 02:05:06.439 --> 02:05:10.279 No? Is it them? Some weird band? Didn't you know 2653 02:05:10.319 --> 02:05:15.199 that bella chow like fascist song? Yeah, some band like that, 2654 02:05:15.600 --> 02:05:21.239 Oh Chumbawamba did a cover of that song like forever agoumble. 2655 02:05:21.600 --> 02:05:24.119 Of course they did. Isn't that isn't that crazy? 2656 02:05:24.319 --> 02:05:31.079 Of course they did. I forgot that bad. He took 2657 02:05:31.119 --> 02:05:31.840 the whiskey drink. 2658 02:05:32.039 --> 02:05:34.880 He took the drink, and really fucking bullshit. 2659 02:05:36.239 --> 02:05:43.680 I got knockdown, get up up, get knocked out. But 2660 02:05:43.720 --> 02:05:49.079 I love Hitler still. I shipped my pants and now 2661 02:05:49.119 --> 02:05:49.800 do knock get up. 2662 02:05:50.119 --> 02:05:54.720 I'm gonna keep shipping my pants I shipped my pants ship. 2663 02:05:58.479 --> 02:06:00.600 I'm not gay, but they don't let me in the 2664 02:06:00.640 --> 02:06:04.000 gym anymore. Craig the Canadian. Last month, I almost died 2665 02:06:04.000 --> 02:06:05.800 from pneumonia. You very well could have had a dead 2666 02:06:05.800 --> 02:06:09.439 person in the name reads well God Willing, it's your boy, 2667 02:06:09.520 --> 02:06:11.800 Shawne de And yes, Chris, I am a soul as 2668 02:06:11.840 --> 02:06:17.520 Ginger who's defiantly going to hell. Game shot coming TM 2669 02:06:17.640 --> 02:06:23.159 change your name, Chris nice not bad at grock. 2670 02:06:23.279 --> 02:06:23.680 Is this true? 2671 02:06:23.720 --> 02:06:26.920 The bubonic plague actually did come from China? Lamo, Well, 2672 02:06:26.960 --> 02:06:30.479 you know it is what it is. At a certain point, 2673 02:06:30.600 --> 02:06:33.880 history is so distant that like, at a certain point, 2674 02:06:33.920 --> 02:06:37.600 history gets so distant so as to be basically. 2675 02:06:37.119 --> 02:06:38.920 Fictional anyway to me. 2676 02:06:39.000 --> 02:06:40.640 So like if you told me that, like the bubonic 2677 02:06:40.640 --> 02:06:42.159 plague came from China, to be like sure, that's a 2678 02:06:42.199 --> 02:06:43.359 big any difference in you right now? 2679 02:06:44.399 --> 02:06:46.119 Like sure? Did it? 2680 02:06:46.239 --> 02:06:48.920 No? You know, I don't believe you, But I don't 2681 02:06:48.920 --> 02:06:51.680 disbelieve you either. I'm just like am I maybe maybe 2682 02:06:51.720 --> 02:06:54.000 there's some rat I can't put the play. I can't 2683 02:06:54.000 --> 02:06:54.439 dismiss it. 2684 02:06:54.439 --> 02:06:54.800 That would be. 2685 02:06:54.800 --> 02:06:59.760 Difficult to I can't dismiss it. No, it's like uh, 2686 02:07:00.119 --> 02:07:02.760 Hassan's electrified dog where it's just like I don't know 2687 02:07:02.800 --> 02:07:03.840 if he I don't know if he shocked it. 2688 02:07:03.920 --> 02:07:05.600 Yeah, is it likely? 2689 02:07:05.920 --> 02:07:06.119 Eh? 2690 02:07:06.760 --> 02:07:09.399 Maybe not actually, But at the same time, is it weird? 2691 02:07:09.640 --> 02:07:12.159 It could like I can't roll it out completely. 2692 02:07:12.279 --> 02:07:12.880 I can't roll it out. 2693 02:07:13.279 --> 02:07:15.319 I think it's more likely that he had he had 2694 02:07:15.319 --> 02:07:17.159 one of those collars, you know, the spike callers, where 2695 02:07:17.199 --> 02:07:19.079 like it's it's like a little thing here and then 2696 02:07:19.199 --> 02:07:21.079 like he presses a button and then a spike like 2697 02:07:21.159 --> 02:07:23.399 quickly pokes him in the next like deep, like really 2698 02:07:23.439 --> 02:07:25.760 like all the way. Yeah, it goes to the other side, 2699 02:07:27.159 --> 02:07:31.239 and then it's keep your dog in line. Harassment is 2700 02:07:31.239 --> 02:07:33.079 not a joke. Bully hunters dot org. Listen to tch 2701 02:07:33.199 --> 02:07:34.600 by will I Am for an absolute gold mine of 2702 02:07:34.640 --> 02:07:37.000 the hardest, stupidest bars of all time. If only the 2703 02:07:37.000 --> 02:07:40.359 Foo Fighters won against the Fou, we wouldn't be in 2704 02:07:40.439 --> 02:07:44.000 this mess. Real shit fumble the six three transgirl, Should 2705 02:07:44.000 --> 02:07:46.880 I kill myself? Drip mh, Lord of All Drip. Good 2706 02:07:46.920 --> 02:07:49.520 vibrations by the beach boys. I'm dicking up. I'm dicking 2707 02:07:49.600 --> 02:07:53.640 up some I'm dicking up male vibrations. He's giving me 2708 02:07:53.680 --> 02:07:56.439 the dick I craves huns get a bucket and a 2709 02:07:56.479 --> 02:07:58.880 mop for this bust ass artery. 2710 02:07:59.479 --> 02:08:03.079 Oh my god, that's wild. 2711 02:08:03.279 --> 02:08:04.920 That's that's pretty crazy. 2712 02:08:05.640 --> 02:08:06.199 That's unique. 2713 02:08:06.199 --> 02:08:07.399 I haven't heard that one I got. 2714 02:08:08.880 --> 02:08:12.600 Is unique? Is definitely unique. Obi, won't you blow me? 2715 02:08:12.640 --> 02:08:14.079 Kremlin to grumblin? Uh? 2716 02:08:14.239 --> 02:08:15.800 Can Sweeney go on a calorie deficit? 2717 02:08:15.840 --> 02:08:16.039 Please? 2718 02:08:16.079 --> 02:08:18.920 Chris is in the top five wiggers of all time? Uh, 2719 02:08:19.039 --> 02:08:22.239 Jason Worehe's Derek Humor? Be like, what have instead of 2720 02:08:22.560 --> 02:08:23.319 way Derek humor? 2721 02:08:23.479 --> 02:08:25.199 Humor? Bet? Be like, what if. 2722 02:08:25.159 --> 02:08:28.039 Instead of Game of Thrones it was called Gay of 2723 02:08:28.159 --> 02:08:30.840 Thrones and they sat on a giant penis. 2724 02:08:34.640 --> 02:08:40.359 Look at him whezing, You got him? It's then throw 2725 02:08:41.520 --> 02:08:44.119 you guys, you guys shop on me. This is this 2726 02:08:44.760 --> 02:08:47.840 At least at least I'm a little higher up. No, 2727 02:08:47.920 --> 02:08:49.640 it's not better. It's not better. 2728 02:08:49.680 --> 02:08:52.199 You think people would be reluctant to sit on the 2729 02:08:52.720 --> 02:08:53.560 penis throne. 2730 02:08:53.600 --> 02:08:56.880 They're like, no, I think culturally. I think culturally it 2731 02:08:56.880 --> 02:08:58.800 would have got absorbed into it. They'll be like, this 2732 02:08:58.880 --> 02:09:00.800 is just this is part of becoming a cake. You 2733 02:09:00.840 --> 02:09:05.960 gotta sit on a fat fat You pretty much can't. 2734 02:09:08.680 --> 02:09:10.319 You pretty much can't leave the throat because if you 2735 02:09:10.319 --> 02:09:12.880 stand up, all your insides of Yeah, so once you're. 2736 02:09:12.760 --> 02:09:15.399 Committed, once they gotta they gotta put a They put 2737 02:09:15.399 --> 02:09:19.760 like a fucking essentially like a cup inside it on 2738 02:09:19.960 --> 02:09:23.600 asshole to keep theirs in after they sit on this 2739 02:09:23.840 --> 02:09:29.239 giant peenis. That's crazy, like a couriet. Get the core, 2740 02:09:30.079 --> 02:09:31.760 all right, we can go about our business and they're 2741 02:09:31.800 --> 02:09:33.960 just they're fucking why at the bottom. 2742 02:09:34.279 --> 02:09:36.439 That giant penis got right? You know, gay oft thrones. 2743 02:09:36.479 --> 02:09:39.760 I've heard that before, but the idea of the penis 2744 02:09:39.760 --> 02:09:40.840 throne is actually pretty good. 2745 02:09:41.439 --> 02:09:42.279 It really sells it. 2746 02:09:42.880 --> 02:09:45.720 Yeah, it does a lot of legging, legging, leg leg. 2747 02:09:45.560 --> 02:09:50.760 Works, the leg work, yeah, Wage five eighty three, Transtucker, 2748 02:09:50.800 --> 02:09:55.279 Carlson were like tuck Her Carlson, Peppini Brothers Presents, Crash Course, 2749 02:09:55.279 --> 02:09:59.560 Cybertron History Rising at a Septicons, Doc Dockerson, Homeless, Chris Christopher, 2750 02:10:00.319 --> 02:10:07.920 rip Riff, rapotsirc. It's just it's just my name backwards 2751 02:10:08.560 --> 02:10:13.319 m T A M T m h. I'm so black, 2752 02:10:13.399 --> 02:10:16.560 I'm purple. Call me grape ape m T m H. 2753 02:10:16.600 --> 02:10:17.319 I don't know what that is. 2754 02:10:18.840 --> 02:10:21.840 Pp been been here since Derek was getting women on 2755 02:10:21.920 --> 02:10:27.399 omegle to flash their tits. That's crazy, not too that's 2756 02:10:27.439 --> 02:10:30.000 too mad, I'm pretty sure, or like, not too mad. 2757 02:10:30.000 --> 02:10:31.720 Who the fuck is it? It's some guy, some of them. 2758 02:10:31.840 --> 02:10:33.600 I'm sure it was probably dead too. 2759 02:10:33.640 --> 02:10:39.920 Mad is dead. But yeah, used us one time actually 2760 02:10:39.920 --> 02:10:40.920 for a video. 2761 02:10:41.079 --> 02:10:43.560 It just just flashed back where I think I was 2762 02:10:43.560 --> 02:10:47.319 wearing that Miles Morales mask and then just doing stupid 2763 02:10:47.319 --> 02:10:50.239 ship because I wonder if I still have that video. 2764 02:10:50.239 --> 02:10:51.960 I'm gonna look it up after. I don't know if 2765 02:10:51.960 --> 02:10:53.640 I still have it. I probably deleted. It was probably 2766 02:10:53.680 --> 02:10:54.319 probably sucked. 2767 02:10:55.359 --> 02:11:00.560 Yeah, Alan Moore on a podcast when Ellipses f a 2768 02:11:00.720 --> 02:11:04.960 n uh uh oh on God, I'm pegging night Wing. 2769 02:11:05.319 --> 02:11:07.920 The jk jk Rowling is short for gigantic cunt. John 2770 02:11:07.920 --> 02:11:10.960 strickland Marks, eighteen eighty nine. Luigi Squeegee the first Turchi 2771 02:11:11.000 --> 02:11:15.199 Key David now sponsored by Chris fuck Berger's. My roommate 2772 02:11:15.359 --> 02:11:18.760 has literally been circumcised four times, and he believes and 2773 02:11:18.800 --> 02:11:21.520 he behaves like a Jewish stereotype despite not being Jewish. 2774 02:11:21.680 --> 02:11:26.319 What do you mean? Can you even how do you whatever? 2775 02:11:26.359 --> 02:11:29.800 I'm not I'm not even whatever, just spartan. I'm gonna 2776 02:11:29.840 --> 02:11:32.199 let that go pre Ras Blake eight ninety six. I 2777 02:11:32.239 --> 02:11:34.279 got Lockjow doing graveyard chips at the Dick second factory. 2778 02:11:34.319 --> 02:11:36.319 All got was lock draws previously mentioned coming in my 2779 02:11:36.399 --> 02:11:38.880 hands and clapping in the McDonald's bathroom. 2780 02:11:39.600 --> 02:11:47.079 Nice, very cool, very cool. There's come literally, It's like, 2781 02:11:47.119 --> 02:11:53.000 that's not a SpongeBob with the paint. It's come literally 2782 02:11:53.039 --> 02:11:56.000 everything he gets the bathroom pregnant. That's how much he 2783 02:11:56.119 --> 02:12:01.000 fucking comes. That's ridiculous. And maybe about the wall. 2784 02:12:01.439 --> 02:12:04.680 Ian Watkins finally riding the Karma train to hell. Absolute snark. 2785 02:12:04.720 --> 02:12:09.239 Tank Swen is a good person. Uh dass goofy. Hassan's 2786 02:12:09.359 --> 02:12:12.840 dog played electro in No Way Home, Well, Hassan did. 2787 02:12:15.479 --> 02:12:17.560 Neutrality means that you don't really care because the struggle 2788 02:12:17.600 --> 02:12:19.600 goes on even when you're not there. Also, you're gay, 2789 02:12:19.840 --> 02:12:24.199 young colin a bungee jumping with no rope. 2790 02:12:25.720 --> 02:12:29.680 What is this? It's just jumping's killing it. 2791 02:12:29.800 --> 02:12:32.720 That's not even it's a nice way of saying it. 2792 02:12:32.760 --> 02:12:36.159 I guess wide Neck would have tanked it. Nikki Ziggy 2793 02:12:36.199 --> 02:12:39.039 got my Charlie Kirk costume. It's just a ghost costume 2794 02:12:39.079 --> 02:12:42.680 with an extra hole in the neck. I've heard this 2795 02:12:42.920 --> 02:12:47.640 guy watching Chris's stream and eating ketchup off a plate 2796 02:12:47.680 --> 02:12:48.079 by hand. 2797 02:12:48.119 --> 02:12:55.399 In honor of Halloween. You guys should do a home invasion, Happylleen. 2798 02:12:56.039 --> 02:12:57.800 Give me your funds, give me your good. 2799 02:12:59.359 --> 02:13:01.399 Just smash she just smashing all their ship and just 2800 02:13:01.520 --> 02:13:03.560 taking what's you perceived to be valuable. 2801 02:13:03.560 --> 02:13:08.000 So I like that, probably not much standing in the showers. 2802 02:13:08.359 --> 02:13:09.720 I want to make a I want to make a 2803 02:13:09.760 --> 02:13:12.119 movie about people that break into people's homes and instill 2804 02:13:12.199 --> 02:13:17.600 their guns. The breaking in ahead and give me a gun, 2805 02:13:17.760 --> 02:13:19.359 and it's like, all right, cool, and it takes the 2806 02:13:19.399 --> 02:13:20.159 gun to your leave. 2807 02:13:20.359 --> 02:13:24.199 I still think that there's like, there's something in the 2808 02:13:24.279 --> 02:13:27.720 bit about two school shooters showing up to the same 2809 02:13:27.720 --> 02:13:29.279 school on the same day at the same time. 2810 02:13:29.560 --> 02:13:31.640 There's there's a there's a being and being like. 2811 02:13:32.159 --> 02:13:35.800 Oh well, this is awkward. One of us should change that. 2812 02:13:35.880 --> 02:13:37.960 Joke's been in my head for like years, and I 2813 02:13:38.479 --> 02:13:40.520 really love it and I want to see it real. 2814 02:13:40.520 --> 02:13:41.479 Maybe Sore can help me. 2815 02:13:42.560 --> 02:13:44.359 Yeah, I think I think it needs to be It 2816 02:13:44.359 --> 02:13:46.199 needs to be followed up with a kid that's also 2817 02:13:46.319 --> 02:13:48.359 in the genner's office while they're hearing about that, and 2818 02:13:48.359 --> 02:13:49.479 he never knows who did it? 2819 02:13:50.199 --> 02:13:51.760 And oh, you know it should be It should be 2820 02:13:51.760 --> 02:13:53.239 like one kid tries to be a hero, but then 2821 02:13:53.239 --> 02:13:54.760 another kid tries to be hero at the same time, 2822 02:13:55.600 --> 02:13:56.279 and they're. 2823 02:13:56.000 --> 02:13:58.880 Like, well, which one do you wanna? Do you wanna 2824 02:14:00.199 --> 02:14:01.920 because I kind of kind of because I don't want 2825 02:14:01.920 --> 02:14:03.680 to do it really anymore. I'm kind of scared down 2826 02:14:03.720 --> 02:14:04.800 and I'm talking about it. 2827 02:14:04.920 --> 02:14:07.199 And then to Uvaldi and then two separate Uvalde police 2828 02:14:07.239 --> 02:14:14.720 officers show up and standing in the showers. Everybody stab everybody, 2829 02:14:14.760 --> 02:14:19.159 stab my heart out. Candice Owens, pussy got a grip 2830 02:14:19.279 --> 02:14:22.359 like a like like a retard petting a rabbit. 2831 02:14:22.479 --> 02:14:26.840 First of all, relaxed, Wow, you all gotta shill. 2832 02:14:27.439 --> 02:14:29.359 Sorry, Missus Jackson who's New York nick a three and 2833 02:14:29.399 --> 02:14:31.399 needs help lowering his weapon in Halo three pro Jillian 2834 02:14:31.479 --> 02:14:34.800 Hunter and Naphram And rounding out our list as always 2835 02:14:35.720 --> 02:14:38.279 is the King of Hapaz. Thank you for watching, Thank 2836 02:14:38.279 --> 02:14:40.199 you for listening, Thank you for your patronage. Remember to 2837 02:14:40.239 --> 02:14:42.039 go over to patreon dot com slash a snark, tank, 2838 02:14:43.079 --> 02:14:48.399 toss us a buck or two, join one of the tears. 2839 02:14:49.520 --> 02:14:54.039 Yeah, I've got a gun hit in your house. I've 2840 02:14:54.119 --> 02:14:55.039 hit weapons in your home. 2841 02:14:55.319 --> 02:14:55.800 What are you doing? 2842 02:14:55.800 --> 02:14:58.600 What are you doing? The ERM? What are you doing? 2843 02:14:58.600 --> 02:14:59.000 The ERM? 2844 02:14:59.119 --> 02:15:02.760 Actually I don't like that face at all. 2845 02:15:03.119 --> 02:15:05.920 A little bit cash right now, you like fucking yeah, 2846 02:15:06.000 --> 02:15:08.960 like cash, Hotel and Beetle Juice put in the same person. 2847 02:15:09.399 --> 02:15:11.119 We're gonna go. We'll see you next time. 2848 02:15:11.279 --> 02:15:11.680 Bye. 2849 02:15:12.399 --> 02:15:15.720 It's me Cash Juice. I hit the fucking Epstein Foles