Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts Egg.
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Speaker 3: Your name's glazed by the great Chris Ray, Go, Derek
Speaker 3: Blackmat and Tom Sway.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some shit. Sit back and
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Speaker 4: Hello, everybody, Welcome to the snark Tank Podcast. It's a
Speaker 4: rainy day in Los Angeles. First rainy day. We did
Speaker 4: this remote because I'm going to be flying soon and
Speaker 4: I just figured like, let's just keep the cadence of
Speaker 4: doing remote until I'm back able to do it consistently.
Speaker 4: Had no idea that it was raining as tumultuously as
Speaker 4: it was, so it's.
Speaker 5: Pretty good it worked out.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's anny where I'm at right now.
Speaker 1: It is outside right now.
Speaker 4: There are rain drops that are I'm not even exaggerating
Speaker 4: the size of small pickup trucks that falling down.
Speaker 1: That would be literally an end of a day's scenario.
Speaker 1: It's not so bad.
Speaker 4: Actually, you'd think it'd be worse than it is. But
Speaker 4: you know a lot of sturdy architecture here somehow.
Speaker 1: Like that that rain drop. Would you think there's a
Speaker 1: minimum size on main rain drop and a maximum size
Speaker 1: chips there has to be right, Yeah, wait maximum size
Speaker 1: of rain drops?
Speaker 5: Is there a minimum size of the minimums? Probably missed?
Speaker 3: No, technically yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: So that we have there's a minimum size. Oh cool,
Speaker 1: the minimum size is said to be zero point five millimeters.
Speaker 5: Amazing. We're working out some new.
Speaker 1: And then the maximum size is considered to be five
Speaker 1: point five millimeters. Okay, so that's a big rain and
Speaker 1: a small rain.
Speaker 4: Right, We've got some new tiers, We've got some new stuff.
Speaker 4: We're we're shopping some new stuff for some maybe some
Speaker 4: new tiers or maybe some stuff added to replace some
Speaker 4: bl tiers in the past as well. So keep an
Speaker 4: eye out for that is gonna be some fun stuff ahead.
Speaker 4: But uh, in the meantime, are you done researching grain
Speaker 4: and maximum sizes of rain.
Speaker 1: It is interesting these are like really dumb questions that
Speaker 1: are actually kind of you know, like, oh, I've never
Speaker 1: thought about that.
Speaker 5: But you did think about it though, because you're googling it.
Speaker 1: Well, clearly, yes, that's that was implied by what I said.
Speaker 1: Chris hey, Chris.
Speaker 3: Hey, do you uh, do you think you remember how many?
Speaker 3: How many memory cards do you have for PlayStation?
Speaker 4: How memory oh? How many memory cards like for the
Speaker 4: original PlayStation?
Speaker 1: Yeah, PlayStation and PlayStation two? Like you think I had to.
Speaker 4: I think I might have had like a max. I
Speaker 4: think I might have had three or four. I remember
Speaker 4: I had one that was really cool. It was like
Speaker 4: a translucent orange with like a black I had had
Speaker 4: the black plug.
Speaker 1: I had the glossy black one like little sparkles on
Speaker 1: it for my PS two one. I thought that was
Speaker 1: really cool. Nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like those like see through kind of plate ones.
Speaker 3: I only bring it up because I, you know, I
Speaker 3: recently I'm collecting the old hardware.
Speaker 1: Oh did you get your PS two?
Speaker 3: And well, it'll be herefore, it's gonna be probably rained on,
Speaker 3: it'll be here today.
Speaker 5: And uh, I was I'm specifically so I talked about
Speaker 5: this music.
Speaker 3: So there's two types of music generators that were on
Speaker 3: PS two, and I think the one that I'm looking for,
Speaker 3: though there's there's two different types. There's just a there's
Speaker 3: like one that was a tied to MTV. There's like
Speaker 3: MTV music generator something, and then there's two. There's three
Speaker 3: of them, but the second one I think is what
Speaker 3: I'm looking for.
Speaker 5: I'm not one hundred scent sure. And then there was
Speaker 5: the other one that I know you know of.
Speaker 3: I think you've probably played it before because I had
Speaker 3: like a like kind of an orange yellow pace.
Speaker 4: Yeah, an orange thing with like a blue kind of
Speaker 4: it was like a music I think it was called
Speaker 4: literally just called music maker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, music maker. I think Magic's music maker.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So there's that, and then there's another, and I think
Speaker 3: I'm looking for the other one. I bring this up
Speaker 3: because I was like, oh, which memory card I have
Speaker 3: old memory of whichever game it is, And then I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, yeah, I probably have like three memory
Speaker 3: cards or something, and I'm like, oh wait, no, there's
Speaker 3: what the hell is this?
Speaker 1: That's so why that is a crazy amount of memory cards.
Speaker 1: I don't remember having this MIDI And I'm like, why, Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe now that I think about it, maybe I had more.
Speaker 3: I remember specifically some of them, like this is okay
Speaker 3: classic PlayStation when that has some weird fucking some car
Speaker 3: on it or something.
Speaker 5: Or was that like from from place?
Speaker 3: This is Vigilanty eight, the fucking the that try to
Speaker 3: compete with uh Twisted Metal.
Speaker 5: Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: That's right? I forgot a.
Speaker 3: Very soft, more realistic as it could be right a version.
Speaker 3: There was no clowns or black men with giant tires
Speaker 3: and Vigilanty eight, but.
Speaker 5: It was yeah, it was all right, and uh yeah, so.
Speaker 3: This is this is I'm so curious to see what
Speaker 3: the fuck are on all of these because I.
Speaker 1: How can they all be used? It doesn't even make
Speaker 1: any So I was.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, that many games.
Speaker 4: I mean, it would make sense that they would be,
Speaker 4: like you would need more than a couple of them,
Speaker 4: but I just feel like I would just I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't remember having that many. I must have, though,
Speaker 4: now that I think about it, I must have had
Speaker 4: at least like.
Speaker 5: Like just to pussy to erase some stuff.
Speaker 3: I guess it's like, oh, I can't even though I
Speaker 3: have things, I'm never gonna play again type ship.
Speaker 4: I think I genuinely when I was a kid, I
Speaker 4: just didn't know how to de shit. So I was
Speaker 4: just like, I guess I needed new one. They were
Speaker 4: pretty commonplace though, like, they weren't that hard to get out.
Speaker 4: They weren't that expensive either. It wasn't like the PSVDA.
Speaker 4: You remember when that came out and they had like
Speaker 4: the proprietary uh mini SSDSD. I remember, yeah, here you
Speaker 4: were like, yeah, it was like forty bucks for like
Speaker 4: five gigs or some some nonsense.
Speaker 5: That was crazy that they did that. They really fucked.
Speaker 4: Themselves over that for no reason. But you know, live
Speaker 4: and learn. Not a lot going on, not a lot
Speaker 4: going on in the world. So I made a joke
Speaker 4: about Hassan shocking the shit out of his dog or
Speaker 4: I think, I don't even remember what I said. But
Speaker 4: the guys had not seen that story, so we didn't
Speaker 4: riff super deep into it at all, which is so naturally.
Speaker 4: We made it the thumbnail of the previous episode to
Speaker 4: just completely mislead.
Speaker 1: I had to.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, you know what when I when when
Speaker 3: I made that thumbnail, it made me think of the
Speaker 3: episode we did, or we said we met or Joe
Speaker 3: Rogan reached out to us. It was a complete fucking
Speaker 3: like bullshit red Harry go so bunny, did.
Speaker 1: Anybody even comment on that?
Speaker 4: I feel like I looked at the comments and nobody
Speaker 4: seemed to care that we made that up.
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I forgot to check, but that that would be crazy.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so Hassan did he. So let'sten, let's let's
Speaker 4: state the facts. Let's let's state the facts about this
Speaker 4: whole thing.
Speaker 1: M hmm.
Speaker 4: I want to be perfectly clear. I'm so sick of
Speaker 4: hearing about this guy. I'm so sick of like seeing
Speaker 4: this guy's nave all over Twitter, like it's so it's
Speaker 4: boring as fuck. But he did, in fact turn around
Speaker 4: and shock the shit of his dog with a with
Speaker 4: a two prong taser.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that he shot out of a.
Speaker 1: It was like small gun.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's what you call the lazy man's cattle
Speaker 3: prod because it's like nine feet long, you know, it's right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and like the you know, the the ranchers are like, man,
Speaker 3: I I don't want to get ab out of my seat.
Speaker 3: But then cows being crazy and then the saw and
Speaker 3: talked about he was watching that he was watching like
Speaker 3: a documentary on ranchers, and he left like for the
Speaker 3: thirty minutes, and then he came back and he was like, oh.
Speaker 1: I really could use that that chalker.
Speaker 5: You don't look like, oh that's what he sounds.
Speaker 3: I can really I can really use those that thing,
Speaker 3: you know, not for anything crazy, but I just think
Speaker 3: it would be really cool to have, you know.
Speaker 5: He turned around.
Speaker 4: He turned around, he snapped an a cog scope on
Speaker 4: this taser and then aimed at his dog and shot it.
Speaker 4: I think the prongs ended up in the dog's eyes too,
Speaker 4: which is really a shame. So now the dog is
Speaker 4: blind and electrocuted, doesn't know where, doesn't know where to go.
Speaker 5: It's a shame. Yeah, it's a shame.
Speaker 4: But everybody's talking about it because it's the It's everybody
Speaker 4: talks about everything Hasan.
Speaker 5: Does everything, everything he does doesn't matter. I recorded a.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I couldn't even be fucked it, And and the and
Speaker 3: the the side channel I'm doing is minimal editing. It's
Speaker 3: almost nothing. If I fuck up is really the only
Speaker 3: time I need to edit something, and then just you know,
Speaker 3: fix the compression or whatever.
Speaker 4: And you should make a channel where like in the middle,
Speaker 4: like you're doing real commentary. But like so it's ten
Speaker 4: minute videos, but like at some point in the in
Speaker 4: like whether it's minute two or minute seven, you throw
Speaker 4: up violently, but you don't cut it out.
Speaker 5: You keep going and you keep son shocked.
Speaker 1: And uh, yeah, people have a lot to say about it.
Speaker 3: That's actually, if if I could throw up on command,
Speaker 3: that that would be something I would.
Speaker 4: I would absolutely do. It'd be like Report of the Week.
Speaker 4: But like, uh, with vomit, I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people were just waiting and then uh, and then
Speaker 3: you do live shows and people are like having fucking ponchos.
Speaker 1: Like you're just aller the Splash show.
Speaker 5: I hope he pukes on it.
Speaker 1: Oh man, mouth gape. Oh my god, that's so gross. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah it is. You guys started talking about it. Of
Speaker 1: course it's fucking.
Speaker 4: So how do you feel you how do you feel
Speaker 4: about electrocuting your dog in the middle of your stream?
Speaker 1: I think that's insane. I think it's I think that's
Speaker 1: so like I forgot people did it like that to animals?
Speaker 3: Have you have you looked into all of that ship
Speaker 3: like like whatever? He Because I was getting on my
Speaker 3: for U side of Twitter, I was getting like confirmation
Speaker 3: that it obviously you did it, and then all and
Speaker 3: then people being like, no, you guys are stupid, like
Speaker 3: this was just a horrible circumstance that looks like he
Speaker 3: did it, but here's all the real facts. And I
Speaker 3: was getting like, like, let me give you an example.
Speaker 3: So it was the caller, people like it's a shot
Speaker 3: collar or something. And then I saw Ethan Klein by
Speaker 3: that caller and then it wasn't. It wasn't hurting him.
Speaker 3: He was expecting it to like hurt because he wanted
Speaker 3: to prove that it sucks because Hassan said it's a
Speaker 3: vibration caller. But then I saw some of the people
Speaker 3: say like, no, that particular model goes up way more
Speaker 3: notches than Ethan ever went up to, so it does
Speaker 3: have the And I was like, well, there's no proof
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 1: I feel like if yeah, that's kind of things like
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 4: Ethan would would have everyone. I think I think he
Speaker 4: would have a reason, every reason.
Speaker 1: To make it if anyone, if anyone would do it
Speaker 1: to be Ethan. The thing is, yeah, it didn't look
Speaker 1: it just didn't look good. Like I think the way
Speaker 1: it looked it does not bode well for him. The
Speaker 1: way the doggie yelped. It didn't look well for him either,
Speaker 1: the fact that he didn't show it immediately. Like I'm
Speaker 1: not even saying if he like did it or not.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look it just optically like I'm looking at
Speaker 1: from you, I'm from a pittol. It doesn't look good.
Speaker 1: This does not look good at all.
Speaker 3: He's admitted as such. He's admitted as such. I didn't
Speaker 3: say that, No.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 4: I will admit like that. That to me was like
Speaker 4: the only thing that I came around because like, I
Speaker 4: don't know, man, I've anybody who has dogs, like my
Speaker 4: dog will just yell sometimes and it's just like, oh,
Speaker 4: something's wrong, and then you're just like you just don't
Speaker 4: know what it is.
Speaker 5: It's kind of endiscernible.
Speaker 1: U huh.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the fuck man. Maybe he shocked her,
Speaker 5: maybe he didn't.
Speaker 4: The thing that confuses me was just like that your
Speaker 4: dog yelps and then you turn around, then you're like
Speaker 4: and then you just show No. That to me was
Speaker 4: the weirder part, you know what I mean, Even weirder
Speaker 4: than if he had shocked her, Like I don't know
Speaker 4: why you would shock your dog for like moving like that,
Speaker 4: but like I don't know people, there's I don't know
Speaker 4: anything about dog training, Like maybe that's something I fucking
Speaker 4: know you don't remember.
Speaker 1: I remember dogs and dog training.
Speaker 5: That's like I remember there was one.
Speaker 4: I've only been in one situation where I've seen a
Speaker 4: family shock a dog and it's because they were it
Speaker 4: was like running into like running into the street, and
Speaker 4: they shocked her, so it like yelped and it came back,
Speaker 4: which I think is like probably the only time I've
Speaker 4: ever seen is like, yeah, I mean, if you're gonna
Speaker 4: ren if you heard it a little to save it
Speaker 4: from being flattened by a truck, Okay.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to shot, like I think, like I
Speaker 1: think shocking, Like.
Speaker 4: I think you're not supposed to shock him either, But
Speaker 4: like that's the only time I've ever seen it, And
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I mean, I guess. But like for
Speaker 4: step off the plate, like it's a it's a hysterical
Speaker 4: image though, I have to say, like the the the
Speaker 4: image of his son turning around and electric to his
Speaker 4: dog is very funny, Like that is a very funny premise.
Speaker 3: And then he also like because he reaches off camera
Speaker 3: a little bit, and so it looks like he triggered
Speaker 3: it something.
Speaker 1: He said, it does look good.
Speaker 3: He said it was his zen pack, like because all
Speaker 3: those fucking people do the nicotine gum.
Speaker 5: Now that's like the new thing, I guess.
Speaker 1: And uh, the fact he didn't like like, I don't know, like,
Speaker 1: well look at that. Even you could have avoided all
Speaker 1: this by just showing it immediately. The thing that's crazy,
Speaker 1: but like, oh, this is not it. But the problem
Speaker 1: is that I don't think that would have fixed it,
Speaker 1: to be honest, No, no, no, I mean I think it
Speaker 1: would have. I think it would have got a lot
Speaker 1: of like shit out of the way immediately, where it
Speaker 1: would have been like, okay, well we have more proof
Speaker 1: on this side than the other side. You know. Let
Speaker 1: me just say this.
Speaker 4: The thing that's craziest about it is for somebody who's
Speaker 4: in the public eye, who is as watched as he is,
Speaker 4: you would think that you would have some level of
Speaker 4: self awareness to be like, oh, my dog just yelped
Speaker 4: in pain while I'm ranting.
Speaker 1: Me, I should probably at least check on the dog.
Speaker 4: That to me is like crazy to me, Like I
Speaker 4: just I don't understand, Like if I was in a
Speaker 4: situation I'd be like, oh, people are gonna look at
Speaker 4: this weird if I just sit here.
Speaker 1: It's the same idea, Like it's some idea of like
Speaker 1: you know, when you have your dogs, right, if you
Speaker 1: have like people to have dogs that bark all the time,
Speaker 1: they don't go to the dog every time the dog
Speaker 1: starts barking. You know. No, No, people's that babies cry
Speaker 1: all the time. You know, at a certain point on parentsy,
Speaker 1: you know, they kind of dissociate crying in general. There's
Speaker 1: the baby's cry. Some babies just cry a fox honey,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, granted there's difference between crying and screaming
Speaker 1: of a baby, but like there's you know, people dissociated,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's kind of the way, like even
Speaker 1: for me now, like I babies crying really annoys me.
Speaker 1: It just genuinely bothers me.
Speaker 5: I've seen it.
Speaker 1: I've seen I've seen it bothers me. But like I've seen.
Speaker 4: Him around, I've seen him around crying babies, and I
Speaker 4: watched him many times. Never I've watched his fist clenched
Speaker 4: like real heart like to the point where he was
Speaker 4: like there was blood trickling down his knuckles.
Speaker 3: You've never, you never, because I saw him lean into
Speaker 3: a baby's face and infant's face and say shut up
Speaker 3: as loud as he could to where his vocal courts
Speaker 3: actually started excruciating, had some blood spurt like it was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty baby. A baby just falls asleep. I've
Speaker 1: seen him.
Speaker 5: I've seen like Kingston does not like crying babies at all.
Speaker 1: I don't like crying babies at all. It's really aggrevating sound. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but also the fact that was around it so much
Speaker 1: growing up. But now it doesn't bother me morecause I'm like,
Speaker 1: I remember my niece and my nephews thing all the time.
Speaker 1: So I just gotta like fan out this baby making noise.
Speaker 1: But that's what happens. People just day like there. People
Speaker 1: don't think, I don't. I don't know. What does that say?
Speaker 3: What does that say about him? If you think that
Speaker 3: he disassociated? Would that mean that this happened so often?
Speaker 1: He's always shot his dog. He gets annoyed from his
Speaker 1: dog freaking what you call it, like just stepping off.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I personally, you know, walk them
Speaker 1: down city where he's like in the back and like.
Speaker 4: Someone should someone should mod Hassan as electro into Spider
Speaker 4: Man PS four.
Speaker 1: As Raiden already that it was too perfect, got to
Speaker 1: do more like the Raiden one was perfect. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is great. Raiden's great.
Speaker 3: But also I just look because it's just since Palpatine's
Speaker 3: like pure evil. I was like, like, come on, it's
Speaker 3: it's a given. Palpatine is perfect. He's got the force
Speaker 3: lightning man, that's what that's what he does.
Speaker 1: Uh fucking I love that.
Speaker 5: It was just that image of just the dog being
Speaker 5: electrocuted that's circulated around.
Speaker 1: I was like, where is Where is just the electricity
Speaker 1: and frame. There's no dog anymore, it's just lightning. That
Speaker 1: is so perfect. It is funny.
Speaker 5: It is funny. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So one thing I that seems so weird to me though, too,
Speaker 3: like where I'm at at where I'm at with it
Speaker 3: is I'm kind of I mean different, mainly because, like
Speaker 3: I say, if it was confirmed, he's like, oh he's
Speaker 3: using the shot calls like, bro, don't fucking do that.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: What are you retarded? Yeah, it's crazy, like stop, that's simple.
Speaker 3: But also to the many and many people that are
Speaker 3: you're pretaining because I know there's the economy of hitting
Speaker 3: a sign. You can make a lot of money just
Speaker 3: shitting on them, no matter what I know, X money
Speaker 3: and people like that leading the charge asthment goal blah
Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 3: So I understand why they're trying to make it a
Speaker 3: bigger deal than it is. Because I always say, all
Speaker 3: right to people who talk about if they normally talk
Speaker 3: about pet advocacy for like taking care of them, well,
Speaker 3: you have every right to be very concerned, and whatever
Speaker 3: you're saying, I'm completely cool with.
Speaker 1: But like for the I.
Speaker 3: Would say for like ninety percent of people that are
Speaker 3: just don't actually care. Like, like I asked a question
Speaker 3: to anybody listening, have you ever said anything to a
Speaker 3: pet owner when a person's walking the dog in the
Speaker 3: middle of the summer on the street while its paws
Speaker 3: are burning, it's extremely discomforting, Like, have.
Speaker 1: You ever said anything to them?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: You have?
Speaker 5: I egg those people, I mean with the car literally
Speaker 5: should you?
Speaker 3: But see don't, but you should egg them and also
Speaker 3: let them know why because then they're just gonna keep
Speaker 3: doing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why I write the reason why on the egg
Speaker 4: I write I write this is I write a very
Speaker 4: long a very long paragraph about uh, walking your dog.
Speaker 1: On hot that is magically stupid. That is so magically stupid.
Speaker 1: And it's like when they see this, they're gonna really
Speaker 1: change their mind. And the egg breaks and you're like,
Speaker 1: I had to lead that memo.
Speaker 3: I had to leave that art festival or whatever I
Speaker 3: ran into you at, like a festival or some or
Speaker 3: art thing downtown or something. Yeah, And I had to
Speaker 3: leave after a while because I was getting upset because
Speaker 3: there was it was so hot that day, it was
Speaker 3: so hot and the amount of I saw some people
Speaker 3: carrying their dogs.
Speaker 5: I'm like, great, cool, you know, props to you.
Speaker 3: And then just people just I just it just people
Speaker 3: since they don't have you, since they have shoes on,
Speaker 3: they don't think about that ship. They're not thinking about
Speaker 3: how insanely hot the floor is. And that drives me
Speaker 3: insane because like I can see the dog visibly uncomfortable,
Speaker 3: expecially the way they're wopping walking wopping.
Speaker 5: There they're walking and crying. There's like there's tears in
Speaker 5: all their eyes. They're like saying ouch, ouch, ouch and
Speaker 5: shut off.
Speaker 3: Walk normal, And like I'll see ship like that and
Speaker 3: that it annoys me to know when and and there's
Speaker 3: there's many other examples right of people like doing flash kicks,
Speaker 3: like their guile to their dog and stuff like they're
Speaker 3: doing like crazy ship and and I'm like, all right, listen,
Speaker 3: if you're not gonna say nothing about none of that stuff, like,
Speaker 3: let's not talk about one of the most pampered dogs
Speaker 3: in the fucking world that may happen to have some retarded,
Speaker 3: fucking shot collar that clearly doesn't work because the dogs
Speaker 3: still moving, it's still doing It's think because I guess
Speaker 3: the apparently he he yelled at the dog or was
Speaker 3: annoyed the dog because he wants the dog to sleep
Speaker 3: on that cot because like, oh, it's a big dog,
Speaker 3: and if it sleeps on the floor, it's you know,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be bad for its authritis when it gets older.
Speaker 3: But the one thing I was thinking, okay, let's just
Speaker 3: say that's for the sake of that argument, the dog
Speaker 3: was trying to get on the floor to sleep. Why
Speaker 3: is the question? My thought would be, My theory is
Speaker 3: that dog's hairy as shit. It's probably hot, floor is cold, hardwood,
Speaker 3: hardwood floor is cold. Probably just wants to sleep on
Speaker 3: a cold floor. So even that on my Hassan, your
Speaker 3: dog's uncomfortable. Let its sleep on the floor for a
Speaker 3: little while.
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Up?
Speaker 4: He wheels, he wheels a he throws a pumpkin bomb,
Speaker 4: and then the dog becomes a green dog.
Speaker 5: The dog becomes a green dog.
Speaker 1: Skelety no green human skeleton. Have we seen Spider Man
Speaker 1: in theaters this weekend? Me and Lily we saw two
Speaker 1: point one? Oh yeah, what the hell I was playing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was a two point one was playing and I
Speaker 1: was We were watching it and it was just so
Speaker 1: many fucking there were just different moments like that. The
Speaker 1: elevator moment was different, which is funny.
Speaker 4: The moment yea the elevator him the elevator one is
Speaker 4: him giving him like pitches on like business.
Speaker 1: Ye dude, I can't get over. I can't get over
Speaker 1: how ridiculous the moment where he throws the car at
Speaker 1: him is, because that is just that is just straight
Speaker 1: up a crazy act. That is just genuinely a wild actor.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm gonna and pure luck, pure luck
Speaker 1: on it. Pure luck. He's like, you did not know atto?
Speaker 1: Pure luck on his I think I read right now.
Speaker 4: I want to see the script for the for the
Speaker 4: movie because like I wonder if it's like because if
Speaker 4: you watch that scene, it doesn't I'm sure there's like
Speaker 4: a stylistic reason for it, but like it doesn't make
Speaker 4: sense that Otto would have thrown the car like in
Speaker 4: universe Like I mean like like literally like in the scene,
Speaker 4: like he's nowhere to be seen. Like I think the
Speaker 4: implication is almost like there's.
Speaker 1: Commotion going on.
Speaker 4: In like like Doc is wreaking havoc running down the
Speaker 4: street and the car like went out of control and
Speaker 4: drove into the fucking building.
Speaker 5: Because he's not there.
Speaker 1: No, like he's not outside Christ. He definitely throws the car.
Speaker 5: I think that's the implication for sure.
Speaker 1: No, he but like he throws the car Chris, because
Speaker 1: the car doesn't come like jettison through it's in the air.
Speaker 1: It's thrown cars ramp off of Chris, Chris. I don't
Speaker 1: know where this is coming from. It's confused.
Speaker 4: I'm serious, watch the movie again. He's nowhere near them.
Speaker 4: I just he would have had to throw the car
Speaker 4: five city blocks.
Speaker 1: No, I think the best you can in he came
Speaker 1: off of a building and through the building. He threw
Speaker 1: the car down. That is like the only way I
Speaker 1: can give it to you. But he clearly throws the
Speaker 1: car because the car doesn't careem up. The car is
Speaker 1: sailing through the air at the back of Peter. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's like I was, like, what's
Speaker 1: going on? Then it's also funny because the car is
Speaker 1: like not in the place. Also, after the scene is over,
Speaker 1: there's no car in there and there's just one guy
Speaker 1: that saw Peter break up out of like the out
Speaker 1: of the thing, and it's like one guy to the
Speaker 1: left and like a scene, like half a scene later
Speaker 1: that's like did you guys see that? Did you can
Speaker 1: see him?
Speaker 4: The Spiderman Spider Man Spider Man two point one is weird,
Speaker 4: Like I like parts of it, but like I think
Speaker 4: I think the original cuts better.
Speaker 1: I think I think two point one is funny. I
Speaker 1: think I think the scene. I think the scene in
Speaker 1: the elevator is a really funny scene. Though I think
Speaker 1: that scene is genuinely hilarious, like let's go Children's come
Speaker 1: brand of pajamas and I'm like, this is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's too long.
Speaker 4: They do have like other scenes with like Mary Jane
Speaker 4: and her friends that gives more context.
Speaker 1: Like the wedding one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so like it it's not necessary. Though it's
Speaker 2: not necessary, it comes across it. It just makes her
Speaker 2: story less.
Speaker 4: It makes her story like slightly less dickish for like
Speaker 4: abandoning somebody at the altar, even though it's still like
Speaker 4: a pretty like cruel thing to do.
Speaker 1: And then there's lingering shots. There's more lingering shots of
Speaker 1: Peter and I'm like, this is just.
Speaker 4: And then there's that scene of autow Octavius joking it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's the very beginning of the film. It's like before
Speaker 4: it flashes to MJ's face on the billboard, it's like
Speaker 4: it's just a close up of Alfred billion a crank
Speaker 4: and crank and hog.
Speaker 1: Yeah as Alfa Len he doesn't have the arms yet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know it's him, it's just the actor.
Speaker 3: I'm rewatching this scene right now. And the only thing
Speaker 3: that they need to do after they after the car
Speaker 3: is thrown, it needs to cut to him immediately walking
Speaker 3: because it shows like his feet. There's a brief period
Speaker 3: where he's scanning the area, Peter and there's nothing happening right,
Speaker 3: and so still we're here like where the fuck is he?
Speaker 3: And then after then it shows him walking up. It's like,
Speaker 3: cut that out, Why is that even there?
Speaker 1: It would make it.
Speaker 5: It makes it weird, It.
Speaker 1: Makes it, It makes it so.
Speaker 4: He's like, it makes it so he's like a horror Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like it's it's that's definitely
Speaker 4: like an evil dead thing where it's just like.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's more reveal a reveal a villain
Speaker 1: thing where it's like reveal a villain apart approaching. It's like,
Speaker 1: how it's I understand, yeah, but it's like it doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense because it would have to inuuate that he
Speaker 1: was standing there for a bit, people were going on
Speaker 1: about their days, and then he threw a car and
Speaker 1: then approached a little further. Because it's in the city,
Speaker 1: so there is like there's the cafe, the sidewalk, the street,
Speaker 1: and then another building on either side.
Speaker 3: You know, it's something after he threw the car. That's
Speaker 3: the question. He's approaching, No, see, he's not. I'm saying that.
Speaker 3: There's like a few seconds Peter takes to scan the
Speaker 3: area and nothing is shown. He's nowhere in sight.
Speaker 1: Show it is that he's on a building. He's on
Speaker 1: the building that's facing the cafe. So then they's the
Speaker 1: only way to make sense of it. That is the
Speaker 1: only way I think you could see the I just
Speaker 1: closed out of frame. Whatever the.
Speaker 4: Now here's here's my question. Do you think do you
Speaker 4: think Alfred Molina or not Alfred? But do you think
Speaker 4: doctor Octopus would he? No spider Man? Do you think
Speaker 4: Spider Man would you stand up in riad.
Speaker 1: H black Suit? I don't even think. I don't even think.
Speaker 4: Black stand up comedy at real?
Speaker 1: Actually, like Spider Man, I'm not gonna it's like what
Speaker 1: spider Man got a lot very out of, like I
Speaker 1: don't know, to get some really good dinner. It's like, no, I.
Speaker 5: Think I think spider Man.
Speaker 4: I think black Suit spider Man would absolutely take the
Speaker 4: money from the Saudi Arabian.
Speaker 1: Uh. You know, you guys have no respect for my
Speaker 1: favorite character in fiction. I have you both.
Speaker 5: I think I have great respect.
Speaker 1: I hate so much.
Speaker 4: You don't understand black Suit. You you just don't understand
Speaker 4: the character of Spider Man. You don't think black Suit
Speaker 4: would do that?
Speaker 1: No, Why the black suit doesn't make Spider Man fucking evil?
Speaker 1: It doesn't make you evil?
Speaker 3: Almost killed Rhino in the animated series.
Speaker 5: Yeah, flattened him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the rhone that takes.
Speaker 3: Wait, so is the blood money worse than almost flattening somebody?
Speaker 5: I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Probably i'd argue maybe Rhino maybe not really that bad
Speaker 1: of a villain either.
Speaker 4: If the Black Suit doesn't make Spider Man evil, then
Speaker 4: why in Spider Man three, after Peter gets the black suit,
Speaker 4: is he on the phone with doctor Kirk Connors? And
Speaker 4: why does he say shalom?
Speaker 1: He does say shalom? Right, he does how to respect?
Speaker 1: You know? So? How could it not say that he
Speaker 1: started digging into his Jewish interestry a little more, you know, right,
Speaker 1: it's clearly Jewish ancestry.
Speaker 3: You know what about what he calls mister Dickovich the
Speaker 3: herd are What about that part?
Speaker 1: Right? Because? I mean, that's not that's not evil, that's
Speaker 1: not evil. It's not great, it's not great, it's not evil.
Speaker 1: Would it be evil if mister Dickovich was black? Would
Speaker 1: it be evil? Uh? Wouldn't say evil? Definitely not heroic.
Speaker 4: There you have it, guys, Shouting the N word at
Speaker 4: a black man is not evil, but it's certainly not heroic.
Speaker 5: We have a we have a clear death.
Speaker 1: It's very it's very very safe.
Speaker 6: That is the That is the safest thing I've ever
Speaker 6: heard anybody say.
Speaker 3: One of those dad shirts, you know how like people
Speaker 3: go to Target and they buy like a thirteen dollars
Speaker 3: shirt and they give it they get to their dad
Speaker 3: and you see them wearing it. Like there's a stupid
Speaker 3: quote on it. Can we have that as a whatever
Speaker 3: you just said, it's a shouting in word at a
Speaker 3: black man. Is not evil, but it's not heroic, is
Speaker 3: that it?
Speaker 1: Or how did you say it? It's it's not evil,
Speaker 1: but it's not hers. You'll make some types angry with that,
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 5: That'll be a live laugh love exactly.
Speaker 3: It's it's just like in that category with the same
Speaker 3: type of calligraphy.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, like the occasional like it's it's straight
Speaker 4: faced text, but then occasionally there's like a cursive Yeah, anyway.
Speaker 5: We're talking about it.
Speaker 4: I think Spider Man would do the comedy Festival and
Speaker 4: he'd go on podcasts afterwards defending his decision to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: as many people have, which you.
Speaker 1: Know, disrespecting my homie. Please.
Speaker 4: It made me the whole odd thing made me realize
Speaker 4: how like immature a lot of it and and to
Speaker 4: in fairness, obviously they're immature, like they're comedians. Like I
Speaker 4: don't think I don't know a single comedian that isn't
Speaker 4: like immature in some way, but like to an astounding
Speaker 4: degree it's not even immature.
Speaker 1: Is that comedians are still people and people are stupid.
Speaker 4: No, I mean, like the level of matureity being like,
Speaker 4: I guess, I guess because I went over there and
Speaker 4: did comedy for the people. I guess, Uh, you guys
Speaker 4: think that the people are the same as their government,
Speaker 4: and so you're all racist.
Speaker 5: I guess fuck me, I guess.
Speaker 4: Like that's what when he Cumming said, I think, yeah,
Speaker 4: her thing where it's just like you're racist for assuming
Speaker 4: that the government and the people are the same. It's like, no,
Speaker 4: that's not what anybody's really saying. No, I feel like,
Speaker 4: and I know you're mature enough to I know you know.
Speaker 1: That that's not what they're saying.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's the thing that they're kissing everybody off is they're
Speaker 3: they're inventing like these arguments there there's basically you know,
Speaker 3: straw men and in some cases just straight up red
Speaker 3: herrings where they're just completely shipping the subject to something else.
Speaker 3: And it's like, bro, people have voiced their concerns in
Speaker 3: their comment sections exactly what it is, Saudi blood money.
Speaker 3: You are doing a state sponsored thing.
Speaker 1: This is matter. You had an.
Speaker 3: Agent that booked a fucking venue a separate of the government,
Speaker 3: which people do all the time when they visit countries.
Speaker 3: You know, like performing for the people is not the
Speaker 3: fucking problem. And they're acting like they don't know that,
Speaker 3: and it's like, yeah, you know that.
Speaker 4: It would be like if you did stand up comedy
Speaker 4: in Israel right now and you were paid by net
Speaker 4: and Yahoo to.
Speaker 1: Do it, like directly by IDs.
Speaker 5: Directly by the idea.
Speaker 4: It's like an ID comedy where you're there and you're
Speaker 4: you're sitting in.
Speaker 1: By apak, like directly by them. That is where the
Speaker 1: problem comes from. And it's like the fact that like,
Speaker 1: but these are comedians also, like comedians aren't meant to
Speaker 1: be the smartest people in the fucking rooms. You know,
Speaker 1: we've unfortunately given them that that credibility of people being like, oh,
Speaker 1: these are like really social wars, like some of them
Speaker 1: have been. There have been quite a few who have
Speaker 1: been like definitely like warriors of the progressive mentality.
Speaker 5: But the exception. It's the exception, it's not the rule.
Speaker 1: No, absolutely, but like these the vast majority of these,
Speaker 1: like Bill Burr's been a voice of reason often at times.
Speaker 1: I agree, Yes, he's been a very reasonable voice. I
Speaker 1: still like Billboard independent of this. I just think this is, like, bro,
Speaker 1: this is not the direction you go, like if the
Speaker 1: things you were champion, These people exemplify it, like straight
Speaker 1: up sheely exemplify the idea of killing someone like you.
Speaker 1: I would even say, like if you went there and
Speaker 1: you critique them while you were there, they would chop
Speaker 1: you up.
Speaker 4: Probably they were at the very least they would at
Speaker 4: the maybe not somebody like. That's what's so frustrating though
Speaker 4: about this is that like these people, a lot of
Speaker 4: these people are high profile enough that they actually kind
Speaker 4: of wouldn't, Like I don't think they could get away
Speaker 4: with it, Like somebody like Bill Burr if they like
Speaker 4: criticize the Saudi government on stage, like, they couldn't get
Speaker 4: away with just killing Bill Burr like on stage, Like
Speaker 4: he actually has a level of like protection that a
Speaker 4: lot of people don't have. So for him to go
Speaker 4: up there and just like play it really safe is
Speaker 4: particularly like like not to say that I would be
Speaker 4: like brave or whatever and go do it. I just
Speaker 4: simply wouldn't put myself in that position in the first exactly.
Speaker 4: And I know that because I've not not that I've
Speaker 4: had the exact same thing, but I've I've turned down
Speaker 4: money to do shit like this before. Yes, So, like,
Speaker 4: it's not it's not difficult to imagine in the scenario
Speaker 4: being like, oh, do you want to perform comedy for
Speaker 4: the for the for the crown princes of Saudi Arabia
Speaker 4: who cut up jabal Kushogi and put them in a
Speaker 4: fucking garbage bag. Ah No, Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty
Speaker 4: really simple.
Speaker 1: It's very simple.
Speaker 3: And uh and you know that, like they said that,
Speaker 3: there's I think that the biggest problem is I feel
Speaker 3: like a lot of comedians were trying to put themselves
Speaker 3: in the zeitgeist, that they were the uh, some type
Speaker 3: of gate keepers, or they were some type of intellectual something.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It was never the audience. The audience were like, you
Speaker 3: guys are funny. We like hearing your takes on stuff
Speaker 3: because they'll be funny about ship. And it seems like
Speaker 3: they were trying to give themselves that and and why
Speaker 3: I think that, Particularly when they started talking to politicians,
Speaker 3: people were like, you guys are ill equipped to talk
Speaker 3: to these people.
Speaker 5: You're just comedians.
Speaker 3: Why are you fucking These guys are coming on to
Speaker 3: promote and white whitewatch their their image and to you know,
Speaker 3: seem reasonable and shit like that, and you don't have
Speaker 3: the balls or you don't have the wit to actually
Speaker 3: trap them or challenge them and do investigative journalism or
Speaker 3: anything like that. And so people were upset at those
Speaker 3: people that were inviting them on, because if they actually
Speaker 3: did revere these comedians, they would be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: you can do this, It'll be great, like bring these
Speaker 3: politicians on and tear to pieces. But no, like I
Speaker 3: don't think any of No, they and many people agree.
Speaker 3: They're like, bro, just if you're gonna be like Mark
Speaker 3: Marin having Obama on, don't talk about policies and then
Speaker 3: it'll be less offensive, you know, even though I still
Speaker 3: think it's.
Speaker 4: Weird because then I saw that this morning and I
Speaker 4: was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Why is everybody just it's I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just think I think comedians just stay far the
Speaker 4: fuck away from not politics.
Speaker 5: It's like a subject. But politicians like I.
Speaker 1: Think they have to just question. I don't know why
Speaker 1: everyone's balls disappear. I don't know why it's not their
Speaker 1: job to question them either.
Speaker 5: That's thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, I think, I think. I think as
Speaker 1: an American it is your job to question them. I
Speaker 1: think when you're when you're when you're faking, you have to,
Speaker 1: you know. Unfortunately, they're like you like, I'm like, if
Speaker 1: you're if you're a figure even for us right as
Speaker 1: much as much as we shipp and we we funk around,
Speaker 1: if we had someone like Trump point and we'd have
Speaker 1: to question him, we would have to. There's no way
Speaker 1: we don't question it. I would ask him, you so why,
Speaker 1: I would ask him where's the files? I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: why does if you're innocent, released the files? That's it.
Speaker 3: Ask I'll just tell you're in them. Yeah, you're best
Speaker 3: friend with this guy. He's he did it. He said
Speaker 3: in an interview that, well, that's always like, Okay, let's
Speaker 3: say like this right now.
Speaker 1: Let's say if you're you're like this black man, I
Speaker 1: don't like him, gun him down, but venezuela something. This one,
Speaker 1: this black one is a little Hispanic put him there,
Speaker 1: he'll fit right in. But the thing is this, like,
Speaker 1: if you're if let's just say, you're getting blamed for something, right,
Speaker 1: You're girlfriend's like, I don't trust you. You're on you're
Speaker 1: you're you're talking to somebody. You're being blamed. What do
Speaker 1: you do to prove you're not being blamed? Give them
Speaker 1: the thing that they're give them a device that is
Speaker 1: helping them be blame. So just give it to them.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, here, you check through this, and they
Speaker 1: checked through it, they'll find it. That's all you have
Speaker 1: to do. If he's innocent, he would just show them
Speaker 1: he's in Listen. They're like, okay, I guess here you go. Guys,
Speaker 1: did you see did you see this?
Speaker 3: A few days ago when a reporter brilliantly followed up
Speaker 3: on like, hey, so how's it going, like, because he
Speaker 3: was saying, trying to end these wars maybe will help
Speaker 3: him get into heaven.
Speaker 1: He's hoping to get into heaven.
Speaker 3: And then so people following up on that on the plane,
Speaker 3: they're like, hey, so how's that going, Like do you
Speaker 3: do you feel like you're getting He's like, I was
Speaker 3: just being cute, Like I don't think I've getting into heaven,
Speaker 3: like I don't think I haven't.
Speaker 4: He says, I don't think I'm hen't bound. I think
Speaker 4: that is what he said. But let's now that we're
Speaker 4: in that, we have a question about this. Uh huh,
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna I'm just gonna you know what. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we'll just move into questions anyway, because we're kind of
Speaker 4: in this terror for you already. Remember, you can go
Speaker 4: to Patronic compsa's a start tank. Ask us a question there,
Speaker 4: give us a pitch for like a little story to
Speaker 4: share with us.
Speaker 1: Some some I'm I don't think I'm going. I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm going to heaven. I'm scared. I'm scared.
Speaker 4: We've got a question from Hammer Game where he says,
Speaker 4: what do you guys think is making Trump so sure
Speaker 4: he's not going to heaven? Specifically, he just recent he
Speaker 4: just recently literally said there's nothing he could do anymore
Speaker 4: to go to heaven. Makes me wonder what in particularly
Speaker 4: he's talking about. Maybe it's because he's gay. I don't
Speaker 4: think it's because he's gad that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. That is I don't think he's gay.
Speaker 4: That would be fucking hilarious. Though that would be wild
Speaker 4: if that was the reason, though, if like he just
Speaker 4: like I, I am gay, I like men, and I'm
Speaker 4: I just know, no matter what I do, no matter
Speaker 4: how many Palestinians I grind into dust, never gay.
Speaker 3: The things he's done out of all the little girls,
Speaker 3: he's definitely allegedly.
Speaker 1: That's how I he was gay, Derek that I was.
Speaker 4: I was, I was molesting all of these young girls,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I'm so down into this.
Speaker 1: I'm so but I gotta do it. I gotta keep up.
Speaker 5: I gotta keep up appearances.
Speaker 1: I gotta. I can't be it, can't be a prude,
Speaker 1: can you? Can you have my leftover? Z Epstein. I'm
Speaker 1: not into this. I'm not into this. I want to
Speaker 1: go I want to go home and jerk.
Speaker 4: Off to I want to go home and jerk off
Speaker 4: to man's spot.
Speaker 1: Like the way in the Rock Johnson, he makes me rocky.
Speaker 3: I need to know his first of all, his base
Speaker 3: is probably gonna think it's fucking AI or something that
Speaker 3: him saying that. But I want to know, for anyone
Speaker 3: who's like not completely brainwashing that way, what do you
Speaker 3: think of this statement?
Speaker 5: Like he is there is dead to rights.
Speaker 3: He thinks he's hell bound, you know, like if you
Speaker 3: believe in the lore, obviously he is like obvious, Uh,
Speaker 3: what do you think of this? What do you think
Speaker 3: of your your boy admitting because obviously he's facing his
Speaker 3: own mortality. He's getting older, he's he's his health is
Speaker 3: declining super fast. Like seeing him just two years ago
Speaker 3: versus now is crazy, it's actually yeah, it's yeah. I
Speaker 3: haven't even heard any pep in his voice one time
Speaker 3: since he's been president. He's pretty cooked, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, the the impression that I do is very specifically,
Speaker 4: like twenty seventeen Trump, Yeah, he had like he had
Speaker 4: like he's like they're all going to hell, you know
Speaker 4: right now? Right now he sounds like a sick Zach.
Speaker 4: He sounds like Zach when he's sick. Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 4: it's you know, it's unfortunate. So what what I mean?
Speaker 4: He just it's all encompassing. He knows what he did,
Speaker 4: he knows everything that he's done.
Speaker 3: As far as fucking like to become a billionaire, and
Speaker 3: what he's doing now still even hawking fake shit, right yeah,
Speaker 3: it's still doing fucking like, uh, it's boring, excuse.
Speaker 4: Me, it's it's just so it's just like how long
Speaker 4: are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: But how long is this going to happen for? Like
Speaker 4: he's just gonna be saying he's I don't know. The
Speaker 4: way that I look at it is like he's been
Speaker 4: on record where he said like we love the poorly educated,
Speaker 4: and he's like smart people don't like me. And I'm
Speaker 4: just like, all right, I take your word. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I believe you. I you know, I'm just I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna at a certain point like that's the only clip
Speaker 4: that I have where I just I send it to
Speaker 4: people when when they when they disagree with me.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, here's here's two quick clips, and you
Speaker 1: know what, you make up your mind. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you, really, dude, Like I
Speaker 1: agree with your president. I agree with your guy.
Speaker 3: There are moments when he's like him saying he's not
Speaker 3: getting into heaven, Like I agree, you know, even though
Speaker 3: I obviously don't believe in the Lord. But if I did,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, yes, clearly, how could you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you see he on he Truth saying that Biden
Speaker 3: send in a bunch of Feds during January sixth, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, yeah, he wasn't.
Speaker 5: When he was not a sworn in yet he had
Speaker 5: no power like whatever.
Speaker 3: Man, But I'm seeing some of his sick of fans
Speaker 3: regurgitate the ship and I'm like, this is I mean
Speaker 3: like when somebody first said to me that, oh, we
Speaker 3: live in a post truth society and I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: were literally yeah, yeah, it's just gotta so yeah, it's
Speaker 3: the gainess. Yeah what he What do you think though,
Speaker 3: is the biggest concern in his brain that was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: there's absolutely no way I can redeem myself. What do
Speaker 3: you think was the worst thing?
Speaker 5: I think it's just everything. I think it's I think
Speaker 5: really think.
Speaker 4: I think it's just like the realization is like I've
Speaker 4: made it this far stepping on the backs of many,
Speaker 4: many people, so like clearly I'm not I think I
Speaker 4: think he understands, like if the lore I also don't
Speaker 4: think Look, I don't believe he's Christian either, so like
Speaker 4: I don't think he cares.
Speaker 3: I think him getting older because he's he's saying stuff
Speaker 3: that he's never said before, like I'm gonna I want
Speaker 3: to try to get in heaven and then now.
Speaker 1: Say he did say that. Yeah, And it's almost like.
Speaker 3: With these things because behind the scenes we know he
Speaker 3: probably was very close to dying.
Speaker 1: And then medical you know that people saved him because
Speaker 1: they see that he took the COVID.
Speaker 5: The COVID.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he had his physical and he got his
Speaker 3: his his he got his flu vaccine and his his booster,
Speaker 3: his COVID booster.
Speaker 1: And do you think r K Do you think r
Speaker 1: K was at the door banging like, no, mister President,
Speaker 1: I know you're compromising yourself. And he starts squeezing through
Speaker 1: the door slowly like SpongeBob.
Speaker 2: No, get that guy out of here, Get him out
Speaker 2: of here, Get him out of here, Get him out of.
Speaker 1: Here, Get him away from the door. Get Raffiki out
Speaker 1: of here. I need your power, worms, I need your power.
Speaker 1: Give me more power. Power starts, he starts getting strong
Speaker 1: over there, He's like, oh no, my body turns in
Speaker 1: an earthworm gym just fucking like just passes out.
Speaker 3: He makes he makes it to that phase. He actually
Speaker 3: looks like earthworks, but then he passes out.
Speaker 1: He just couldn't do it.
Speaker 5: Do you think it was too much for one frame?
Speaker 1: Yea, and everyone that's watching through the windows, like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck this guy? This guy?
Speaker 4: Guys have you seen I hate to break the flow
Speaker 4: of this, but like I've been seeing these videos everywhere,
Speaker 4: and I have to admit, like, look, AI is bad, right, AIS,
Speaker 4: you know it's it's the general the degeneration.
Speaker 1: Of all society.
Speaker 5: Could be blamed on it, probably, But.
Speaker 4: I've been seeing these AI videos on Sora of like
Speaker 4: animals and people getting sucked into tornadoes off of doorsteps,
Speaker 4: off of like porches and stoops, and I honestly think
Speaker 4: they're so fucking funny.
Speaker 5: I think they're hysterical. That fat one into that fat
Speaker 5: kid was pretty funny.
Speaker 4: The yeah, the fact kid rolling of the car, he
Speaker 4: moves the car into the tornado.
Speaker 1: It's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: Look, I understand that like fifteen hospitals had to be
Speaker 4: sacrificed in order to build data centers to make it
Speaker 4: so that people could make a fat kid fly into
Speaker 4: a tornado. I think it's a worthy sacrifice. I think
Speaker 4: the fact that uh, I think the fact that each
Speaker 4: of these centers uses I think two billion gallons of
Speaker 4: water per second.
Speaker 1: He's really cool.
Speaker 5: I think it's fine put more animals in tornadoes.
Speaker 1: Is what I'm saying. I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 3: I would appreciate how do you think like Hassan like
Speaker 3: working with the tornado, fucking shocking the thing he.
Speaker 4: Said, He just sms electric tornado to take his dog,
Speaker 4: like Ki, you're not listening, and then the tornado bursts through.
Speaker 3: The fucking the room and takes the dog up to
Speaker 3: Mortal Kombat Lord, that would be Raiding and fo working together,
Speaker 3: and that would be that.
Speaker 5: That's a deadly comma right there.
Speaker 1: Because they don't even have to beat you up. They
Speaker 1: just have to use the powers of the elements they're
Speaker 1: blessed with to ruin your life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why can't I that's so bullshit. Why can't I
Speaker 3: have elemental powers?
Speaker 1: And just because of elemental powers, we would just have
Speaker 1: worse versions of what we are now.
Speaker 5: It would be the wrong people getting it. Like Trump
Speaker 5: would be the.
Speaker 3: One of the he'd be blessed with elemental powers and like, oh,
Speaker 3: You'm like, well, I like like the files the files
Speaker 3: are like, you know, somewhere in the White House and
Speaker 3: they're like people are.
Speaker 1: About to get him, and he just I'm gonna think
Speaker 1: it the entire White House. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Here's a here's a fun question from the outer wild.
Speaker 4: This is a phenomenal game that will stay with you,
Speaker 4: but then it cuts off, so like that, that seems
Speaker 4: like I don't know what the full version of this
Speaker 4: name is.
Speaker 1: But there's no way, there's no way.
Speaker 4: There's no way that it's there's no way that it's
Speaker 4: that sincere and earnest. But he wrote it, he says.
Speaker 4: Another point on the Confederate statue topic, we talked about
Speaker 4: this in the previous episode. I don't remember which one exactly.
Speaker 4: It's Derek pointed out most of them were put as
Speaker 4: intimidation during the Civil rights movement, and it's Chris said
Speaker 4: it's still relevant or history to remember. The issue is
Speaker 4: that there are so many of those fucking statue shoes,
Speaker 4: and they are such poor quality, and they are of
Speaker 4: so little historic values themselves that museums don't want them.
Speaker 4: That's an interesting point. The cost of moving them and
Speaker 4: installing them as exhibits is so high compared to any
Speaker 4: historical value they may have. No one is willing to
Speaker 4: do it, so they so they just get scrapped. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean that makes sense. I I I'm not saying
Speaker 4: you should have every single like if there's the equivalent
Speaker 4: of like a statue that is basically like your seven
Speaker 4: year old putting like like a drawing on a fridge
Speaker 4: type statue, you know what I mean, Like, Oh, that's
Speaker 4: going on the fridge. It's your first drawing, you know.
Speaker 4: Like I'm not saying, get like what, like, what's what's that?
Speaker 5: What's that?
Speaker 4: It was like a sports guy. I think it was
Speaker 4: a basketball player. I'm not super sure they yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: with that horrible statue of him screaming looking like an orc.
Speaker 5: Dude, like that should be scrapped.
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 2: I think you should watch them off. I don't know
Speaker 2: for like absurd prices. It's such a phenomenal, But I don't.
Speaker 3: Understand and how bad statues happened now because it's just
Speaker 3: the the mold is so largely responsible with it.
Speaker 5: How it's gonna come out.
Speaker 3: And like I was looking at you know, when you're
Speaker 3: in the Hangar place in the Empire her and they
Speaker 3: have that John Stewart there and I was like, that
Speaker 3: looks incredible, Like it's it's an incredible, like fucking little
Speaker 3: statue of there's some like DC people there, and I'm.
Speaker 4: Just I thought I thought you meant that yo, like
Speaker 4: the Daily Show start.
Speaker 2: I thought you meant there's a statue of John Stewart
Speaker 2: for the Daily Yeah, that would be really.
Speaker 1: Where they have? Why where is this? How come I
Speaker 1: haven't been able to piss on this. I've been I
Speaker 1: would have pissed on this a long time ago. Where
Speaker 1: is the statue?
Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm just like hire whoever did that?
Speaker 3: Because it's it's one of the best statues I've ever seen,
Speaker 3: and it's about a fictional fucking comic book character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how.
Speaker 4: It's just so not difficult to make a statue, like
Speaker 4: to the point where it's just like, I just don't.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like when you cast it,
Speaker 1: it's one thing, and then as soon as it's done,
Speaker 1: more old thing, it always comes out fucked up. Because
Speaker 1: I've seen plenty of modern statues come out fucked up.
Speaker 4: The you know what I'm saying is what I'm saying
Speaker 4: is that's that's a skill issue, because making a statue
Speaker 4: is very easy. I could make you a statue in
Speaker 4: twelve maybe hours, Okay, very easy.
Speaker 1: If you could do that, I'd be like what do
Speaker 1: you Why are you here? Go make statues quickly, Go
Speaker 1: change the way casting molds work. You fucking you're just
Speaker 1: not performed. You're not progressing society, and this is your fault.
Speaker 1: I'm too I want to I just want to talk about.
Speaker 5: Dogs being electrocuted.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I don't.
Speaker 5: Want to make statues.
Speaker 4: I have a god given talent to make statues, but
Speaker 4: I'd prefer to spend my time talking about electrocuting dogs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's fair. You know that's fair. It's still stupid,
Speaker 1: but very fair. I get it.
Speaker 5: I mean you can't tell me what to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, that is that is a good
Speaker 3: point bringing that up. Bringing that up is a good
Speaker 3: point about the I didn't consider that like it because
Speaker 3: I never looked into oh what do the museums say?
Speaker 3: What are they saying about this? And it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: probably largely. When do you think when you are erecting
Speaker 3: statues really quickly for you know, shitty reasons you're there?
Speaker 5: Is they're not done with love, and so they're not good.
Speaker 3: And even if they were good, it's like we have
Speaker 3: enough maybe that we don't fucking need any more.
Speaker 5: You get the picture.
Speaker 3: So I would say, yeah, if at a certain point,
Speaker 3: if nobody fucking wants the mother than the racist, well yeah,
Speaker 3: fucking just obliterate them.
Speaker 1: Ye, obliterat them, Just grab and blow him up.
Speaker 5: I mean it would be fun.
Speaker 3: I guess if they're like, oh we we we don't
Speaker 3: need just sticking sticks of dynamite to it and just
Speaker 3: watching it kill a bunch of people when it shatters.
Speaker 1: Just you're just blowing up way too big near people,
Speaker 1: murdering them.
Speaker 5: Here's a fun.
Speaker 1: Wow, we're doing such a good job. We're so good
Speaker 1: at our jobs.
Speaker 3: It's all the empty races that are watching blow up
Speaker 3: and they all get killed.
Speaker 4: Cockwed Cockwed wrote in in the spirit of spooky season,
Speaker 4: I feel I should tell you about how ten years
Speaker 4: ago someone I went to school with dressed up as
Speaker 4: Tiger Woods for Halloween. The guy was white, as you
Speaker 4: might and as you might expect, he did blackface. He
Speaker 4: looked absolutely retarded, and everyone hated him for it.
Speaker 5: What a time it was to be alive. That's a
Speaker 5: spirited decision.
Speaker 1: Aw.
Speaker 3: You know you didn't have to do blackface. People would
Speaker 3: have understood he was tiger Woods.
Speaker 1: Tiger Woods very specific wardrobe mile his smiles right, and
Speaker 1: if you have golf.
Speaker 3: Clubs with you just won people immediately know because that's
Speaker 3: the only golfer that they do know besides that fucking
Speaker 3: drink combination. I don't even know what Donod Palmer looks like.
Speaker 1: I know him as an old man. I don't know
Speaker 1: wh he looks like as a young man. I have
Speaker 1: no clue what, I have no concept.
Speaker 4: I only learned that Arnold Palmer was a golfer, I think,
Speaker 4: like two years ago. I so, I so, I so
Speaker 4: deeply didn't get.
Speaker 1: This is how little I know about sports? Is that?
Speaker 4: I that's how recently I learned that Arnold Palmer was
Speaker 4: a golfer. Okay, in fact, I'm a lie, like I
Speaker 4: learned he was a golfer just now moments ago.
Speaker 1: Your lies are so unique because you lie to finish
Speaker 1: off your stories, Like you lie your way towards understanding things,
Speaker 1: and you understand it based off a lie. And it's like,
Speaker 1: this is interesting to watch.
Speaker 5: That's interesting. Explain that deeper, explain what I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. Really, I don't think you'd get it. Actually,
Speaker 1: I don't think you'd understand that. Actually if I went
Speaker 1: deeper to that, I think I think you're lost. You're
Speaker 1: lost hashtag deep depth.
Speaker 5: Let's see what do we got?
Speaker 1: What do we got here?
Speaker 4: First of all, that's crazy, Like I don't know, man,
Speaker 4: First I don't know, man, what is Tiger Woods?
Speaker 5: That scary of a person to go as for Halloween?
Speaker 4: Scary because it's supposed to be spoke Like you know,
Speaker 4: your your dresses like a scally scaley quito, you scar
Speaker 4: dresses like a scary thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think like seventy.
Speaker 4: But like, oh yeah, I guess so, like it's it's
Speaker 4: more about like just cosplay now of like whoever you want.
Speaker 5: It's not really about spooky.
Speaker 4: But I guess even since I was a kid, it
Speaker 4: really hasn't really been about that because I remember going
Speaker 4: as like Spider Man.
Speaker 1: It's never it's it's literally not in our lives has
Speaker 1: ever been spooky? But how long?
Speaker 4: How long has it not been that? I know in
Speaker 4: our lives it hasn't. But like, were people in the
Speaker 4: fifties going as Superman? I feel like probably right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course they've always been going after you and
Speaker 1: mys time to dress up and just people you care about,
Speaker 1: and only weird niggas care about spooky fellas so.
Speaker 4: That's why this, that's why this uh this Halloween, I'm
Speaker 4: going at Alex Jones.
Speaker 1: I like that, think he spooky.
Speaker 5: I think he's admirable. I want I want to I
Speaker 5: want to.
Speaker 4: Be more like him. Oh and everything that I do.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't surprise me that that that that like it
Speaker 1: would that that that like change of lane wouldn't surprise
Speaker 1: like it would surprise me. But like I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess that's kind of it kind of fits. I guess,
Speaker 1: you know, if anyone I guess, if anyone, I guess,
Speaker 1: like yeah, like at like fifty, like at like thirty five,
Speaker 1: thirty eight, you're like, fuck it, this go just go
Speaker 1: be like hey man, I don't know they're making they're
Speaker 1: making squirrels gay or whatever. You know. I watched Spider
Speaker 1: Man two yesterday.
Speaker 4: Uh oh my god, all right, let's see we got
Speaker 4: some other ones here. It's his corinth, corinth corinth. I
Speaker 4: never know how to pronounce it exactly. They're making a corinth.
Speaker 4: They're making dogs gay with fucking I don't know. Bath bombs.
Speaker 4: Was he the one that started the four G thing
Speaker 4: where like you're the four G towers were turning you
Speaker 4: like autistic or something like it, or was he just
Speaker 4: like a parador?
Speaker 1: Well, no, he didn't start it. It happens the Four Towers.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I think you're right. I mean
Speaker 1: crazier ones.
Speaker 3: He didn't do like people would even attribute the reptilian
Speaker 3: stuff to him. And I think, for one thing I
Speaker 3: know about that at least is he had on a
Speaker 3: guy named David Ike.
Speaker 1: And David Ike is you should you should read into
Speaker 1: David Ike this guy.
Speaker 4: First of all, that name sounds like a villain that
Speaker 4: that like the name David. If I was trying to
Speaker 4: make a character that I wanted the audience to have
Speaker 4: no sympathy for it, I would name him.
Speaker 5: I would start with the name David Ike.
Speaker 4: I don't know anything about this guy, but that just
Speaker 4: sounds like villainous.
Speaker 3: He's he's some British guy like he. I think he
Speaker 3: used to be like an Olympian or something for playing
Speaker 3: like soccer or some shit like that or something like that.
Speaker 3: And he went insane and then started piling around with
Speaker 3: Alex Jones. And I think after a while at Shans
Speaker 3: He's like, Oh, this guy's too crazy for me. That's
Speaker 3: David Ike. Oh I think I might have mentioned this before.
Speaker 3: David Ikey polled around with one of the last Zulu
Speaker 3: shaman named Creto Latois, and this was fucking dude. I
Speaker 3: got deep into this stuff because this was like popcorn
Speaker 3: shit to me.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 5: This was my favorite learning how.
Speaker 3: Like crazy human beings can go but also at the
Speaker 3: same time like maintain a level of like I'm not
Speaker 3: crazy and I love that dynamic where like this guy
Speaker 3: up he wrote a book called The I Think like
Speaker 3: Humid Bigs, Get off your knees or something, so like
Speaker 3: he he's seeming all like like he would give like
Speaker 3: a ted talk and be normal. But then he went
Speaker 3: and met a shaman in South Africa that claim that
Speaker 3: was abducted by reptilians and got probe in ship, and
Speaker 3: I was like, this is amazing. You might be able
Speaker 3: to still find it on YouTube.
Speaker 1: I always kind of hope they're telling the truth, you know,
Speaker 1: like I always kind of hope, like I hope it's real.
Speaker 1: I would prefer to be it's because if it's because
Speaker 1: when if it's true, if it's trueness actually happened, you know,
Speaker 1: sh about the world that I can't even begin to grasp.
Speaker 1: But also, there's no way that just happened to you.
Speaker 1: You're not special enough.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, we we understand just with the saane asylums existing,
Speaker 3: how insane some people can be. And uh or like
Speaker 3: I just I just watched, uh, you know the channel
Speaker 3: e WU explored us the true crime stuff. I just
Speaker 3: watched the one with the guy that killed the Chris
Speaker 3: Kyle and his buddy, you know, the American sniper.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and like just how riddled.
Speaker 3: With PTSD that guy was after he was actually helping
Speaker 3: out in Haiti and I guess he was dealing with
Speaker 3: he went to you went to to like Avrak or whatever,
Speaker 3: but then he went and helped down Haiti and he
Speaker 3: was dealing with like a bunch of dead bodies and
Speaker 3: all this crazy stus that was going on. Was like
Speaker 3: he was like, I can't do And it was so sad,
Speaker 3: dude that like he was so insane. Chris Kyle's kids
Speaker 3: win to a school with that crazy guy's mom that
Speaker 3: she was a teacher at the school. She talked to
Speaker 3: Chris Kyle being like, my son is so crazy, could
Speaker 3: you please help him? Like do you still work with
Speaker 3: people at PTSDs? And then he was like I'll do
Speaker 3: everything within our power to help to help him out.
Speaker 3: So they hang out with them. The next weekend, Chris
Speaker 3: texts his friend that's hanging out with him because they're
Speaker 3: going to shooting ranges, like this guy is gone. And
Speaker 3: then he says, watch my six because like they're really
Speaker 3: that worried.
Speaker 1: And then then he killed them. I was like, holy,
Speaker 1: that is actually crazy. I don't remember. I totally forgot
Speaker 1: that happened. Yeah, someone like that to a shooting range,
Speaker 1: that is crazy.
Speaker 3: They didn't even know he was that insane until they
Speaker 3: started hanging.
Speaker 1: Out with them there, I guess, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this guy's fucked. Even if there's a slight possibility.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't take a PTSD riddle person to a gun
Speaker 3: range either, to be fair.
Speaker 5: No, it seems like a recipe for disaster.
Speaker 4: But like god, black dude, Chris Kyle, I forgot his
Speaker 4: name and I was playing I was doing a stream
Speaker 4: on Sacred yesterday with Dustin. We were playing Battlefield and uh,
Speaker 4: I was sniping and I couldn't. I was trying to say, like,
Speaker 4: oh man, I'm going off. I'm like I'm like, I'm
Speaker 4: a regular Chris Kyle, right, now, but I couldn't remember
Speaker 4: his name, so I said, I defaulted the Kevin James,
Speaker 4: and I was like, that can't be right.
Speaker 1: Kevin.
Speaker 4: Kevin James was certainly not an American Snipers.
Speaker 3: There should be American Sniper too, starring Kevin James, starring.
Speaker 4: Kevin James, and it's it's him getting killed in a
Speaker 4: gun range and him that is so I can't believe
Speaker 4: that that's how it happened. I remember, like you, you
Speaker 4: were telling that story and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 4: do remember that that did happen, you know, But.
Speaker 3: Like I feel the funny thing is hearing that side
Speaker 3: of it made me feel slightly bad because the first
Speaker 3: I'm like, Kris Kyle is a piece of ship, like
Speaker 3: if you, if you, if you know about him, But.
Speaker 1: Then I was like, that sucks.
Speaker 3: He actually try to help this dude and gets killed
Speaker 3: for it. And I can't imagine how bad that dude's
Speaker 3: mom feels because she got him in contact with her
Speaker 3: son probably probably like, oh, well, well, she was recounting
Speaker 3: the story and she was crying, but she never but
Speaker 3: she never within the recounting talking it to the detectives.
Speaker 3: She never took responsibility for it. I was waiting for
Speaker 3: her to say that, but deep down she knows. She's like, oops,
Speaker 3: it's not her fault.
Speaker 1: It sucks that, Like, well, here's the thing.
Speaker 3: He was so far gone that he needed help beyond
Speaker 3: Chris Kyle and his fucking buddy. So she kind of
Speaker 3: downplayed how bad it was. And that's kind of that's
Speaker 3: an issue because you're not gonna owe do you work
Speaker 3: with people? No, no, no, no, he needs to go to
Speaker 3: a fucking hospital, lady. He had already done some crazy
Speaker 3: ship before then, and trying to get a regular soldier
Speaker 3: to help him out it was stupid.
Speaker 1: Well do you think that, Well, do you think somebody
Speaker 1: could be like what if? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like somebody could be like if you take
Speaker 4: him to like a comic con and they meet somebody
Speaker 4: that they grew up watching on TV, they'd be like,
Speaker 4: oh cool, you know maybe or like Captain they meet
Speaker 4: like Hans Solo or whatever a comic con and then
Speaker 4: they and they.
Speaker 5: Don't blow up the place.
Speaker 1: Dude, he would you know, he would never be out
Speaker 1: of comic con.
Speaker 5: Do you think he would? He would he would get scared.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think having I think having someone that was
Speaker 1: in the military go to.
Speaker 5: Some guy dressed as like a demon running up to them,
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 1: Would just that would just trigger the poor guy. I
Speaker 1: feel bad. I feel bad for him because, like you know,
Speaker 1: he was clearly he's clearly fucking his brains his greats
Speaker 1: playing bd R right now. But still like it's it's
Speaker 1: just unfortunate that he did.
Speaker 4: You know, the lesson that you learned from that, By
Speaker 4: the way, the lesson that you learn from that stories
Speaker 4: you don't help anybody.
Speaker 1: Don't help people to mind your business, actually.
Speaker 3: Business, just quick, Chris, did that man, mind your fucking business.
Speaker 5: Gets back into car, bitch.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, slaps really hard on the arm,
Speaker 1: like slaps in the arm really hard. If he did that,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. Instead, he was like, I want to help
Speaker 1: this guy out, to help this guy, Mam, I care.
Speaker 1: I care about I.
Speaker 5: Don't hold nobody did.
Speaker 1: That's why I tell you, everybody, mind your fucking business.
Speaker 1: I'll hurt you.
Speaker 3: Everybody that I saw a guy fucking he fell in
Speaker 3: the street because he like swisted his ankle and then
Speaker 3: a truck was coming at him slowly, and I was like, hey, man,
Speaker 3: not my problem, and I stepped over him.
Speaker 5: You know, that's exactly how it goes, not my problem.
Speaker 3: When I watched him slowly get squished by it was
Speaker 3: actually a steamroller and it was in the street, and
Speaker 3: because they were I'm sorry, yeah it was a zambo,
Speaker 3: I forgot, that's right.
Speaker 5: I was thinking of.
Speaker 4: Was that during the Was that during the county Zamboni
Speaker 4: Parade where they drive all the zambonies?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I live, yeah, I live basically right by Anaheim.
Speaker 3: And so they were the Anaheim Ducks lended their zambonis
Speaker 3: and they you know that guy, he was stupid. He
Speaker 3: went in the street trying to get a closer picture,
Speaker 3: broke his ankle, and you know, I saw him. I
Speaker 3: was like, hey, man, tough ship, mind your own business.
Speaker 3: And I stepped over him.
Speaker 5: Mind your own business.
Speaker 1: During the Great Zamboni Purge.
Speaker 5: All right, Corinth I said this name earlier.
Speaker 4: We never got to Q Corinth Road, and he says, hey,
Speaker 4: gay boys, have any of you seen this account on
Speaker 4: what are called every frame of the Sopranos in order?
Speaker 4: Originally the account only did exactly that for years until
Speaker 4: recently after the election, where the guy running it seemingly
Speaker 4: went completely off the deep end. He started using the
Speaker 4: account to talk about how he was radicalized into being
Speaker 4: a racist neo nazi by the left.
Speaker 5: I love when like gimmick accounts break character like that.
Speaker 4: It's it's always interesting, it's always hilarious. That used to
Speaker 4: happen on Facebook all the time. I don't know if
Speaker 4: you remember, back back in the in the like become
Speaker 4: a fan days when like that's how you would interact
Speaker 4: with the page. You'd be like, I'm a fan of
Speaker 4: like I don't know Xbox Live or whatever, and then
Speaker 4: they would they would they would tweet, they would share
Speaker 4: like a post about like I don't know, an election,
Speaker 4: or they would share like a movie review, or like
Speaker 4: they would like share like a celebrity interview, And you're like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck is this? Why are you interviewing? Why
Speaker 4: is why are you tweeting out? Or why are you
Speaker 4: sharing an interview with Christian Bale on the set of
Speaker 4: The Machinist. When you're like, when you're a donut fan page,
Speaker 4: like I remember that, Like I bet if I went
Speaker 4: on Facebook right.
Speaker 1: Now, this would be a fun experiment.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go on Facebook right now and look at
Speaker 4: all the fan pages and see, like, see.
Speaker 5: How different everything is. It's good stuff.
Speaker 1: Probably just slurs out the ass always just slurs to
Speaker 1: the point your head starts hurting, you start breeding, you
Speaker 1: start bleeding out your nose, and you're like, what's going on.
Speaker 1: I've seen this. I have seen this many in a while.
Speaker 5: Wow, But no, dude, that's the coolest.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 5: I love that stuff. It's hilarious.
Speaker 4: Have you seen anything anything like that, like whatever, like
Speaker 4: a gimming account.
Speaker 1: Just like loses, it just goes completely off the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's I feel like a lot of them become
Speaker 4: porn things too, Like I remember I had to unfollow
Speaker 4: a lot of them because they just started. I think
Speaker 4: it was like a geek thing where it was just
Speaker 4: like attacking nerd news and then it just became like
Speaker 4: women and covered in oil and specifically.
Speaker 5: One called I fucking love science. There was no sorry there.
Speaker 5: I think it was that, or there was one of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that was one of them and something
Speaker 3: I remember ship like that happening, or there was a
Speaker 3: sometimes they they get hacked because uh, there was a
Speaker 3: an activist, uh, an Italian activist that I used to
Speaker 3: follow I can't even remember, named Christina fucking whatever.
Speaker 1: Uh church pages.
Speaker 3: Some random person like putting like advertising like OnlyFans type shit.
Speaker 3: Now it's not her, it's I was like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck happened to her page? I guess someone just hacked
Speaker 3: it and they're just using it to promote smut. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is crazy. I wonder if I still
Speaker 3: follow it.
Speaker 1: Let me see. I don't know if I I probably
Speaker 1: unfollowed it, but I hope I didn't.
Speaker 5: God, Facebook is Facebook is really unusable now?
Speaker 1: It's uh, I can't stand it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna try to start using it because I
Speaker 3: got to prove to uh monetize content on there, but
Speaker 3: not fucking Instagram for some reason, even though Instagram is
Speaker 3: like my big platform.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't understand what that's about.
Speaker 4: Like, I don't fully understand how monetization on Instagram works,
Speaker 4: and i've it's very convoluted and weird.
Speaker 5: I try it again.
Speaker 3: You gotta get invited. And I tried to do it.
Speaker 3: They actually just told me like you weren't approven. I'm like, why,
Speaker 3: like why, it doesn't say why, so it just kind
Speaker 3: of doesn't fucking matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's a cool.
Speaker 3: Oh, I remember it's Sabina. I remember it's not Sabrina
Speaker 3: Sabina damn but I unfollowed her.
Speaker 4: Damn it anyway, so it's uh, let me let me
Speaker 4: keep reading this question because there's more to it.
Speaker 5: Keep in mind this.
Speaker 4: Keep in mind this account was still programmed. Keep in
Speaker 4: mind this account was still programmed to post frames from
Speaker 4: The Sopranos, So in the middle of these schizophrenic tweets
Speaker 4: would be just James Gandolfini making silly faces. A highlight
Speaker 4: of the Shaka was when he proved he was he
Speaker 4: was white by posting a picture of his arm doing
Speaker 4: the Nazi salute, indvertly revealing that he's really fucking fat.
Speaker 4: I remember this, I feel like I remember. I think
Speaker 4: I saw like retweets like clowning on this.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I didn't look super deeply into it, but that is
Speaker 4: that is awesome. You can find these schitzopros pretty easily.
Speaker 4: I recommend skimming through the account for a laugh at
Speaker 4: at the psychosa.
Speaker 1: What is it is?
Speaker 4: Every frame, every frame, every frame of the Sopranos.
Speaker 1: I still have never seen The Sopranos a good show.
Speaker 5: I'm sure it is.
Speaker 4: I just I don't know. I'm at this point. You know,
Speaker 4: I would have seen it by now I'm still.
Speaker 3: Gonna I just have to sign up for HBO. I
Speaker 3: just I haven't done it yet. I'm actually I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get rid of like everything else because everything else though,
Speaker 3: went up in prices again too, and I'm like, fuck, y'all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good show. It's just that it's very
Speaker 1: it's very like, I don't know, it's very mafioso. I'm
Speaker 1: so bored of it. But granted where I'm from, like
Speaker 1: all my homies, that's all they watched was Mafioso ship.
Speaker 4: He was surrounded he was surrounded by Italians and Albanian,
Speaker 4: Indians and Aboriginals.
Speaker 1: And a lot of it was a lot of Italian.
Speaker 4: Lions and Asians and Jews ashke Nazi Jews.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what.
Speaker 4: For a long time, Liuanians, isn't its case lived in
Speaker 4: the most diverse he was just always surrounded by every
Speaker 4: possible group of everyone.
Speaker 1: There was not a lot of Italians growing up and
Speaker 1: when I was particularly young, when I was particularly young,
Speaker 1: and the Bronx was a lot of Italian not at all.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 5: Not he's at the end.
Speaker 1: That's why that always made me.
Speaker 4: That always made me laugh, like like seeing it spelled out,
Speaker 4: because I was like, that is kind of that's a
Speaker 4: wild I've always.
Speaker 5: Thought that was funny.
Speaker 1: I think they I think they did that on purpose,
Speaker 1: and not to do that on purpose, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I feel like the purpose, I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like they're petty enough. They're petty enough, and they still
Speaker 1: enough flow, so like that doesn't that doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: it's beyond them, you know, Yeah, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1: Like they're they're they are. They are the famous flow
Speaker 1: stealers of history. They're like, that's what they did. Everything
Speaker 1: that was half cool. They were like, we're gonna do
Speaker 1: that too. We're gonna sprinkle hating juice into it.
Speaker 5: This is kind of an interesting one.
Speaker 1: Uh. Can Sweeney go on a calory deficit? Please?
Speaker 4: Wrote in he says favorite double jump. I actually have
Speaker 4: an answer immediately. I know what my favorite double jump is. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's it's elder It's Torrent. Okay, the double jump on
Speaker 4: torrent in in fucking Elden Ring is sublime.
Speaker 5: I think honestly, like, I think.
Speaker 4: Without Torrent's ability to do that ship and that game
Speaker 4: would be like I would say, like a significant like
Speaker 4: twenty percent less fun. Mm hmm, like it is genuinely
Speaker 4: so fun the double jump as a fucking horse and
Speaker 4: just completely ignore like like you try to do that
Speaker 4: and like Red Dead two, your horse breaks its leg
Speaker 4: and dies.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, my favorite double jump is probably Dante's
Speaker 1: uh from the from the poem, Yeah, from Inferno.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, fine comedy Dante Aligarry I.
Speaker 1: Would say, from Cries Dante. I like the fact there's
Speaker 1: like a little red demonic oh, a little red demonic thing,
Speaker 1: like yeah, when it when it makes that little noise too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool. That's actually, that's a good one. That's
Speaker 3: a that's a good one. Actually, these are.
Speaker 1: You can double jump been Mario, right, you probably some.
Speaker 1: I don't know of all of them, but something I
Speaker 1: can't think of, I can't think of, like which ones
Speaker 1: can and smash Smash bros. Obviously Mario's double dumber Smash
Speaker 1: Bros Is like is an iconic one. But because he
Speaker 1: doesn't he does his little backflips he turned to a
Speaker 1: ball effectively, or he jumps forward into the flips.
Speaker 4: Is that the one where he like pulls his he
Speaker 4: pulls his anus out and pull.
Speaker 1: He pulls and he jumps us at his own as
Speaker 1: city is just not there for a bit.
Speaker 5: Then he shows back up, right, Yeah, he disappears.
Speaker 1: In his own as is really cute.
Speaker 5: All right, anything anything from you?
Speaker 3: I think I would have to agree with the Dante one. Actually,
Speaker 3: when I was thinking that, I've always liked the little
Speaker 3: the Yeah, that little so it kind of made sense
Speaker 3: to be able to jump again too, because you have
Speaker 3: you know, it's cool. He's it's to essentially has like
Speaker 3: the same thing, right, there's a there's a little something room,
Speaker 3: there's a little so it's so it's not just like
Speaker 3: cradles just shrugging his shoulders and jumping twice, you know,
Speaker 3: for no reason, you know what I'm saying, Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: so yeah, I would have to agree with anything that
Speaker 3: like has something that explains why they can do it again.
Speaker 1: Is kind of cool, yeah, because you know, jumping twice
Speaker 1: is literally like it would set the atmosphere fires. So
Speaker 1: so like seeing someone do it tow It's like this
Speaker 1: is always cool. I like it. I like I like
Speaker 1: seeing uh little fellers do little tricks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels really good in Destiny also, but yeah, the.
Speaker 1: Feels his knees to do it. Again.
Speaker 3: Oh you just reminded me the uh every like I
Speaker 3: think every pack that they've every expansion they've ever dropped on.
Speaker 3: I think on loaded dot com is like nine bucks.
Speaker 3: So like if a which one for Destiny?
Speaker 1: Oh? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 5: So like if if you've never because I never, I
Speaker 5: never got into.
Speaker 3: It and I was like, oh yeah, uh, let me
Speaker 3: let me verify that again because I'm pretty sure I
Speaker 3: had it, and then I got distracted didn't buy it.
Speaker 4: But I mean nine bucks is pretty good. I would
Speaker 4: still say just avoid this again, like it was great,
Speaker 4: but it's it's one of those things where it's like
Speaker 4: it's it's over now.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can't.
Speaker 4: You're not gonna get the good experience that I got.
Speaker 4: I see, like it's you know, it's it's it's past.
Speaker 3: It's even cheaper now, it's it's it's it's six seventy nine.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it Final Shape, Lightfall, Beyond the Light Pack, Witch
Speaker 3: Queen Bungee thirty Anniversary for sake in Shadow, Keep.
Speaker 4: All that for seven dollars is in sae. It makes
Speaker 4: you feel like a fucking jackass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta buy this. Keep it open all right?
Speaker 2: Oh Taco two d in this is the guy because
Speaker 2: it's seven tallers.
Speaker 1: I mean, I do the same thing.
Speaker 4: I bought every single two Raider game for like I
Speaker 4: think it came in a bundle for like eight bucks
Speaker 4: or something, and I like, I've played like maybe three
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 5: There's like nine or something. But it's worth it.
Speaker 4: I don't know why not, but anyway, Taco to d
Speaker 4: road In, this is the guy, I believe, if I'm
Speaker 4: not misremembering, the guy who's doing these YouTube poops of
Speaker 4: our show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he did another one this morning. Did you
Speaker 1: see it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I saw, I saw his name in the in the
Speaker 3: as tagged or whatever.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. It's uh, it's good stuff. That's awesome. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's fun.
Speaker 4: I've only seen I've only seen the uh the beginning
Speaker 4: of it, because I like to I like to do
Speaker 4: these in parts.
Speaker 1: But I can't even focus on this anymore.
Speaker 3: Because all you motherfuckers keep talking about the PlayStation.
Speaker 1: You dude, fucking leave, fucking leave leave, leave, leave the
Speaker 1: fucking channel.
Speaker 4: Go somewhere else us like silently staring it's sick as fuck, dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's awesome. We really appreciate it. Uh, I I
Speaker 4: assume that's Taco two D. Right, that's the name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I remember like something like the final shape
Speaker 3: the taco the on Instagram. I got to add a
Speaker 3: notification and said something like.
Speaker 4: That, if you're not the guy, the guy who does
Speaker 4: it is has a named.
Speaker 1: I think it's Damn Club. I think it's but Taco. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Taco two D.
Speaker 4: So anyway, he wrote in he said, sorry if this
Speaker 4: comes off as a bit autistic, but I notice ever
Speaker 4: since episode three sixty one, the colors on the thumbnails
Speaker 4: are purple with yellow text. Uh, And on episode three
Speaker 4: sixty four it's purple with green green. What's with the
Speaker 4: new colors?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: It has the snark tank gone woke?
Speaker 1: Those aren't woke colors? What everything's in woke color? Now?
Speaker 1: Those are purple and green.
Speaker 4: I was what I was curious about that I saw that.
Speaker 4: I was like, all right, I guess we're I don't.
Speaker 3: Know what for that very if it's it's for that
Speaker 3: very reaction. So for some people who glaze over and
Speaker 3: are like, eh, it's now like oh, what's going on here?
Speaker 3: And maybe they want to click. I mean that's the
Speaker 3: whole reason why people change their thumbnails up. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 3: Like so this was like, oh, just put a new
Speaker 3: code of paint on it and see what happen. And
Speaker 3: to see some people who were so used to seeing
Speaker 3: the same thing that their eyes just kind of glaze
Speaker 3: over it. But then when you see something different, you
Speaker 3: kind of want to stop for a second. And so
Speaker 3: as simple as that, I mean, it grabbed your attention.
Speaker 3: That that's it.
Speaker 5: It worked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be purple, I mean pink, and I
Speaker 3: don't know what goes with pink hot pink and ship brown.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know what I should play.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that works perfectly.
Speaker 1: I think, Oh, that's a great one. I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: that for this next one.
Speaker 4: Okay, So K Pop semen Hunters wrote in ship oh
Speaker 4: k Pop Semen Hunters rode in He says, did you
Speaker 4: guys hear about the dude in Ohio that released his
Speaker 4: six his fifty six Exotic Zoo Animals, and then oft.
Speaker 1: Himself nice, what a fucking asshole?
Speaker 5: Is that real?
Speaker 1: I probably I didn't mean I didn't hear about this.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear about this at all.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna look it up now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a local story, you know, like Ohio uh,
Speaker 7: zoo release, I guess probably be like the keywords.
Speaker 1: Uh, okay, is it Dave Chappelle? I know, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is this? Over on more than one? What am
Speaker 1: I seeing?
Speaker 5: Hell benders?
Speaker 1: What are we talking about? So I looked up.
Speaker 4: I looked up the keywords of this story, right, yeah,
Speaker 4: and it says Ohio Zoo releases over one hundred hell benders.
Speaker 5: What the fuck is a hell bender?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: Is it like hell divers? But like, I don't know
Speaker 5: che hell divers?
Speaker 1: That's hell benders?
Speaker 4: Oh it's it's just a sam It's just a salamander.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so there's one. I'm not finding anything about this.
Speaker 4: Oh no, okay, here it is. So this is old
Speaker 4: so Ohio Zoo. The term Ohio zoo release is what
Speaker 4: I go. Most commonly refers to the twenty eleven Zanesville
Speaker 4: animal escape, where a man released about fifty exotic animals
Speaker 4: from his farm before killing himself. Law enforcement had to
Speaker 4: euthanize many of the animals to protect the public, but some,
Speaker 4: including leopards, were safely captured and taken to the Columbus
Speaker 4: su This event led to a stricter exotic animal ownership
Speaker 4: laws in Ohio that's how funny he ruined it for everybody. Yep,
Speaker 4: he could have had a pet leopard in fucking Ohio
Speaker 4: for a while. If that guy didn't fuck you up.
Speaker 1: That's crazy that that.
Speaker 5: That That was twenty eleven.
Speaker 4: So when we were in high school, we could have
Speaker 4: like moved to Ohio and got like a fucking leopard.
Speaker 5: It would have been fine.
Speaker 1: Thank god.
Speaker 3: I think he had like those giant elephants. Do you
Speaker 3: think he had like one of the biggest ones ever.
Speaker 1: Like a mammoth. He had whole house, dude, Yeah.
Speaker 5: He had a mammoth. He had a mamoster chilling in
Speaker 5: his garage.
Speaker 3: He got he brought him back and he was like, Hey,
Speaker 3: this this, this is too hard to take care of.
Speaker 5: Hi'm gonna release them and then hang myself or whatever.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 4: What fucking he like stampeded. He stampeded himself. He's like,
Speaker 4: stampede me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe he probably.
Speaker 1: And they were like, we don't want to Boston.
Speaker 3: He put in like a state costume and it was
Speaker 3: like dancing around the leopards or some shit, and the leopards.
Speaker 4: Just scalp his back off. On a scale of one
Speaker 4: to ten, one being preferable or like best way and
Speaker 4: ten being the worst way. How bad do you think
Speaker 4: being stampeded to death is?
Speaker 3: It depends on uh what like say, if my head
Speaker 3: gets stomped on first by like a really heavy animal,
Speaker 3: I'm fine with it.
Speaker 1: I guess you know that's what I mean. Right, It's
Speaker 1: like it's a it's a huge game of chance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really, because you get you may very well linger
Speaker 4: after the stampede's over if you get if you get
Speaker 4: the right kinds of animals, if they step in the
Speaker 4: right places.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it may. Imagine getting stampeded by like
Speaker 1: like a bunch of like seven year olds, seven year
Speaker 1: olds for like ten minutes, for ten minutes, Okay, they're
Speaker 1: probably in a lot of pain. You're probably in a
Speaker 1: lot of pain, yeah, because they have probably survive it.
Speaker 1: It's not going to feel good. All your open all
Speaker 1: your all of your open parts are going to be bruised.
Speaker 3: To ship might have a crack, something might crack after
Speaker 3: a while, you know, maybe a little damage with some fractures.
Speaker 3: He'd be all right, But what about a stampede of
Speaker 3: monster trucks?
Speaker 5: Do you think people would?
Speaker 1: Oh do you think people? Do you think he can
Speaker 1: survive that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think a stampede of monster trucks would uh
Speaker 4: that would I would I would choose that over over
Speaker 4: animal sure, like genuinely, like I think I would be like, Oh,
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna sit in front of the tire, right,
Speaker 4: you know, unless they're like unless the core conceit is
Speaker 4: that they're kind of going the trucks are literally stampeding,
Speaker 4: so they're kind of going like this, like they're going
Speaker 4: back and forth on the wheels and then they're like
Speaker 4: going forward. If that's the case, then it's I don't know, man,
Speaker 4: there's no there's no really good way. There's no way.
Speaker 4: There's no good way out of this, right, are you okay?
Speaker 5: There kingson? You seem plumb Yeah, he's distraught.
Speaker 1: Nothing. I'm just thinking about somebody getting stampeded by monster
Speaker 1: trucks in it and then how how quick of a
Speaker 1: death it would be doesn't make sense, Like how it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 3: Like the idea that there's a there's a herd of
Speaker 3: monster trucks that are just wild and they fucking like
Speaker 3: you know, a care comes a fucking I don't know,
Speaker 3: a bigger monster truck hunting one of them, and so
Speaker 3: then now they're all stampeding away or some ship just
Speaker 3: destroying house.
Speaker 1: If monster trucks, okay, if if if monster trucks are
Speaker 1: the equivalent of cattle, right, what would be the predator
Speaker 1: of that monster monster truck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a bigger monster truck or I don't know,
Speaker 3: a space shuttle, aircraft, carr carrier goes on land.
Speaker 1: Because that's like the blue whale of vehicles. Right, that's
Speaker 1: like the blue whale of vehicles effectively, right, that.
Speaker 5: Is so much bigger than it's crazy even.
Speaker 1: Right, So what it's it's it's a it's the blue
Speaker 1: whale of vehicles. That's what I feel like. The the
Speaker 1: montra trucks would be.
Speaker 3: So it would be like a blue whale, and then
Speaker 3: the mant trucks would be like algae would be like
Speaker 3: plankton sorry, and likes.
Speaker 1: Cows compared to it and be like what the fuck
Speaker 1: is happening here? If we get if you get a vehicative,
Speaker 1: if we could put a veels of every animal, every
Speaker 1: animal bringing of a vehicle version of them, So what
Speaker 1: would humans be? Humans would be like saying would be?
Speaker 1: Humans would be like the segues of animals. Wait are
Speaker 1: you saying, so aircraft carrier.
Speaker 4: So you're trying to find analogous vehicles to types of animals.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 4: So, like a blue whale is an aircraft carrier and
Speaker 4: a cow is what the cow is?
Speaker 5: Like this is an insane premise.
Speaker 3: What if we put wheels on an aircraft carrier and
Speaker 3: then you can actually own it, like you parking your
Speaker 3: would you.
Speaker 1: Put a lot of small wheels or a few huge wheels.
Speaker 8: Four giant fucking wheels for like enormous wheels? Are like, yes, yeah,
Speaker 8: you're not gonna put Yeah, I'm gonna put just wheels
Speaker 8: that go out of.
Speaker 1: How how do you even get them in the water?
Speaker 1: And I think, how do you even get those things
Speaker 1: in the water in the first place?
Speaker 5: I think they build them in the water.
Speaker 1: I don't think they build them in the water.
Speaker 5: I feel like they would have to. I just don't
Speaker 5: know how you would. I don't know how you would they.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I've never thought they did that. Actually, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: They build a lot of things in the water.
Speaker 1: That's true, But they build structures in the water. Those
Speaker 1: are not structures. I'd say that's an interesting question.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 1: Logically, it feels like they would just because and then
Speaker 1: it is they transport them into the water.
Speaker 5: As undertaking to have that on land and then transfer
Speaker 5: it to water.
Speaker 4: Oh there's a time lapse. Yeah, it's a time lapse
Speaker 4: of building an aircraft carrier.
Speaker 1: But that I want to see, you, I want to
Speaker 1: see the time out. You can use Google.
Speaker 5: You can find it. Why don't you You're.
Speaker 1: Already there, you fucking I'll do it. I'll do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, here you go.
Speaker 3: I feel like in Texas they would allow you to
Speaker 3: like have an aircraft carrier as a car because you
Speaker 3: know how they have like almost no regulations. There's probably
Speaker 3: some piece of ship that's just absolutely demolishing an entire
Speaker 3: city just driving from point A to point B.
Speaker 4: Okay, So they build it kind of in on a port.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but it's sense. But it's over the water.
Speaker 4: It's dang, it's that's kind of interesting. It's like dangling
Speaker 4: over the water. But they're building it, so we're so
Speaker 4: both of us are wrong. They don't build it on
Speaker 4: land or in the water. They build it dangling in
Speaker 4: the air. Makes like that's kind of nuts. That makes sense.
Speaker 3: Because it's like it doesn't make like you can't have
Speaker 3: a to like you build it in like in in fucking.
Speaker 1: Like you build it in like a mississ Sebraska.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, you build it in Colorado, and then
Speaker 4: you have to get.
Speaker 3: It. You gotta put you gotta put wheels on it
Speaker 3: to drive it to the coast square wheels.
Speaker 4: Chris would be more likable if he was water logged,
Speaker 4: wrote in.
Speaker 5: What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 4: Water log means just like, uh, like you've just been
Speaker 4: sitting in the water for a long time and you
Speaker 4: just like swell up.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's like a water logged piece of like wood
Speaker 5: or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he says, uh, if the comments on every
Speaker 4: one of your videos were always unanimously hateful towards you,
Speaker 4: would you quit the podcast last kill yourself? No, I asked,
Speaker 4: because James Gunn filled in for Burt Kreischer on one
Speaker 4: of Tom Segura's podcasts, and there were so many comments celebrating, uh,
Speaker 4: Burt up being there.
Speaker 5: He says Albert.
Speaker 4: For some reason, he like the comment writer and says,
Speaker 4: Albert Kreischer And that's.
Speaker 5: Just really that's his first name.
Speaker 1: I understand, But like.
Speaker 5: It's weird to say I guess because everyone knows him
Speaker 5: as Burt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I would never have guessed, Oh it's not
Speaker 4: for Kreischer because Chrischer is so specific. If the only
Speaker 4: person I know what that last name is him, okay,
Speaker 4: I would have been like, who the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: But celebrating Albert not being there? It's so funny how
Speaker 4: no one likes him, but I don't know how. He
Speaker 4: hasn't taken his own life yet, right, Relax.
Speaker 1: I mean, some people clearly like him because he's rich.
Speaker 1: He's a rich comedian.
Speaker 5: The right people all.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing. The right people have to like you.
Speaker 4: That's true, that's really that's that's really it. Yeah, it's like,
Speaker 4: it doesn't really matter if a lot of people don't
Speaker 4: like you.
Speaker 5: The right people have to like him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one loves me, but I'm still kidding. I'm
Speaker 1: still kicking, bro, I'm still and not a soul. Literally,
Speaker 1: no one loves me. No one can say they love
Speaker 1: me or or else. They just die.
Speaker 5: You don't know how true.
Speaker 1: I agree with that exactly, And I'm still here, bro,
Speaker 1: I ain't going nowhere. Fuck everybody else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't know it would be you should reflect,
Speaker 3: but no, uh, it would be I don't know, like
Speaker 3: that level of negativity would be like I'd be like, yo,
Speaker 3: maybe I shouldn't be doing this, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's one thing. It's one thing if like
Speaker 1: a lot of I it's one thing.
Speaker 4: If even thousands of people are negative towards you, like
Speaker 4: that's just kind of normal. It's like that that comes
Speaker 4: with the territory. But like if like everybody who's a
Speaker 4: fan like can't have anything, doesn't have anything nice to
Speaker 4: say about you, that's kind of wild.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's and it's it's specifically its behavior
Speaker 3: though it's it's not even because when when Ah, when
Speaker 3: Two Bears One Cave first started, people loved it. The
Speaker 3: people are like, oh, this is a great dynamic. Tom's
Speaker 3: he's the punching Tom. Sorry, he's the you know, he's
Speaker 3: Tom's Tom and bursts the punching bag because it's always
Speaker 3: nice to have a punching bag on on on a
Speaker 3: comedy podcast if you can get one. But the thing is,
Speaker 3: he pretty quickly into it was like, I don't like
Speaker 3: being the punch bag. So they pivoted that already that
Speaker 3: already tainted it because there are say, for example, there
Speaker 3: are YouTube poops essentially sentence mixing of Bert saying some
Speaker 3: of the worst things possible, like some because there was
Speaker 3: a whole bit about him being like a running bit
Speaker 3: of him being the most fattest and most racist comic alive,
Speaker 3: and there's like this guy animated brilliantly and sentence mixed
Speaker 3: brilliantly where he's saying some of the most racist things
Speaker 3: you can possibly imagine, and he's just like, I don't
Speaker 3: like this. So they killed that stuff off before it
Speaker 3: even really got legs, and just making fun of him
Speaker 3: in general kind of slowed down, and so now it's
Speaker 3: just focusing on what you guys just gonna talk about
Speaker 3: your stupid fucking lives that no one actually cares about,
Speaker 3: Like that's not funny, And so it just got worse
Speaker 3: and worse and worse. And then when other people came on,
Speaker 3: like Stavi and Chris Dystafa whatever the fuck his name is,
Speaker 3: Estafanos or whatever, people loved it, and then they were
Speaker 3: extremely upset when they left again and Tom and Burt
Speaker 3: came back, because people are not I think people are
Speaker 3: technically fairly annoyed by Tom because I think a lot
Speaker 3: of people don't understand his rich guy attitude is a
Speaker 3: is just a bit he's not he doesn't actually feel
Speaker 3: that way, but he knows it upsets people, so he
Speaker 3: keeps digging into it. Like he even tweeted something out
Speaker 3: about he had a horrible experience with the airlines and
Speaker 3: he was like talking about blah blah blah, poor this
Speaker 3: and this that and just being extremely obnoxious, and people
Speaker 3: don't understand that he's joking. And I think he has
Speaker 3: the type of sense of you. But it's like Chris
Speaker 3: when you when you when you had me going about
Speaker 3: that Austin Powers reboot or whatever. It reminds me of that,
Speaker 3: like it is for your enjoyment, And I think and
Speaker 3: Tom Segura is pissing people off because he thinks it's
Speaker 3: hilarious and and there's a lot of people that don't
Speaker 3: get that. At his detriment though, it's kind of hurting him,
Speaker 3: you know, it's it's kind of hurting him.
Speaker 5: And then he's not the best image. It's not the
Speaker 5: best thing. It's not And then Burt Kreischer just sucks.
Speaker 5: He's not interesting.
Speaker 3: He's not interesting at all, Like he's just always an
Speaker 3: alcoholic and he takes his shirt off.
Speaker 1: It's not interesting one of one of his friends.
Speaker 3: Yes, fucking no, no no Ari Shafer drug Bert Kreischer.
Speaker 3: Ari Shafer is a terrible human being.
Speaker 1: By the way, there's there's a yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, drugging people against their will is pretty pretty bad.
Speaker 4: The the I've been getting so into this genre of
Speaker 4: content that's just like it's just these not video essays necessarily,
Speaker 4: but just these like commentary videos about like just the
Speaker 4: comedy circuit and just like what's going on and like
Speaker 4: the Rogan sphere and all that stuff.
Speaker 5: And just all the petty bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I saw one recently that I never saw before, from
Speaker 4: like twenty nineteen or whatever. It was like Tony Hinchcliff
Speaker 4: and uh Brodie Stevens Do you know this guy? Where
Speaker 4: they were like arguing in like uh at the comedy
Speaker 4: store because like one of them was like.
Speaker 5: I think Brody was like streaming on periscope, So.
Speaker 1: You know how long ago this? Yeah, man, I remember
Speaker 1: that fucking thing.
Speaker 4: What do even what a weird that I remember when
Speaker 4: periscope came out and it sounded to me like even
Speaker 4: in the moment when it was new it sounded like
Speaker 4: this sounds like how MySpace sounds like this sounds like
Speaker 4: like this sounds like it's already over but it's new,
Speaker 4: And how weird is that? But yeah, and I remember
Speaker 4: they were arguing or whatever, and they were like calling
Speaker 4: each other hacks or whatever.
Speaker 1: I didn't even.
Speaker 5: Realize, like I died, that guy's dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was.
Speaker 5: He was what you would call the comics comic I never heard.
Speaker 5: I didn't know anything about it.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was pretty into the comedy scene
Speaker 3: and I've whizzled my way out of it. It sucks now,
Speaker 3: but like back then, it was still pretty okay and
Speaker 3: a way you started to notice when it started to
Speaker 3: get really bad. That's when all these channels started popping up.
Speaker 3: And one of my favorite ones he doesn't post anymore.
Speaker 3: He was called Speaking for Funny. He was my favorite
Speaker 3: one and he would always just have some like Tetris
Speaker 3: in the background while he was talking. But uh, since
Speaker 3: Speaking for Funny left two Lazy to try took over
Speaker 3: as like the number one guy This guy podcast Cringe.
Speaker 5: He's an Australian.
Speaker 3: He was really good and he started another channel called
Speaker 3: like like bits or something podcast Bits. He's like really
Speaker 3: diversifying his income. Now comedy enforcement. There's some guy that
Speaker 3: has an accent like I know all these people because
Speaker 3: it's there's a whole economy on hating the Rogan spear
Speaker 3: and it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 5: Shout out to uh. American Redact is the one that I.
Speaker 3: O American Readact is he's doing. He's doing really well too.
Speaker 3: I saw him a couple of times up here on
Speaker 3: what's his name? Kyle Klinsky used him a couple of times. Oh,
Speaker 3: he like everyone's Kyle Kolinsky. You know, he does like
Speaker 3: the streamer thing. He'll like watch content and he's he's
Speaker 3: the one. I think he's the one that turned me
Speaker 3: on American Redact.
Speaker 1: Is that it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, American Redactor?
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, I remember what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: It was that did that spawn from a oh yeah
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, it's yeah. I mean you gotta have
Speaker 4: a thick skin, I guess. But like that that that
Speaker 4: would wear down on like most people, I think like
Speaker 4: after a certain point, I'm just that it is kind
Speaker 4: of surprising, but.
Speaker 1: Oh what is this?
Speaker 5: Okay? So Hassan yelling unlimited power.
Speaker 4: As his dog explodes wrote it in he says, do
Speaker 4: you guys remember that Mafia Do you guys remember that
Speaker 4: Mafia three video where the kid playing it ships himself
Speaker 4: and his mom is yelling at him about no, you
Speaker 4: don't know this.
Speaker 1: This is this is that's a classic one. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is an iconic fucking it. Let me let me find
Speaker 1: it and put in the.
Speaker 5: Chat ships himself while playing Mafia three. Mafia three ship.
Speaker 4: You've never seen this where the mom's like, go to
Speaker 4: the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Oh, I probably have seen it. I just didn't know
Speaker 3: it was Mafia three or whatever. Yeah, here you go here?
Speaker 3: Like is this like classic stuff? I don't know if
Speaker 3: this is like what South Park eventually they you know,
Speaker 3: they did that that war World of Warcraft episode, and
Speaker 3: maybe they were doing that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't let me see it's a it's at
Speaker 4: thirty thirty five seconds in basically, I see.
Speaker 1: But it was, dude, it's so good. That is insane.
Speaker 5: It is such a I love this video so deeply.
Speaker 1: He's shipping the fuck out of himself, which is crazy.
Speaker 4: Shitting yourself as a person. Go to the bathroom, take
Speaker 4: a ship, Go to the bathroom and take a shit.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: I I think about this video at least like maybe
Speaker 4: like handful of like a couple times a month, like
Speaker 4: probably four times a month.
Speaker 1: I think about this video.
Speaker 4: Amazing. That's Mafia three's legacy. Okay, that's like the most
Speaker 4: associated thing that I've ever seen with Mafia three is
Speaker 4: this video of this guy shitting himself and his mother
Speaker 4: pleading with him, I mean, begging he's loving your child.
Speaker 1: Like you hear his voice, He's like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like like he's he's cooked, like he's he's he's
Speaker 3: genetically cooked. Unfortunately, well he might have just hit his head.
Speaker 3: Maybe there's that too, that is unfortunately.
Speaker 1: That is like like you gotta you gotta you gotta
Speaker 1: be like, oh I love my kid after that, you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta be like, oh I love you still.
Speaker 5: Anybody know? Like so this kid must be like a
Speaker 5: streaming right it.
Speaker 1: Let's hold this thing?
Speaker 3: And then he released it himself, so he must. Uh
Speaker 3: that would be absolutely insane. So did the comments A
Speaker 3: man chooses a slave, obeys.
Speaker 5: Say, man, fair enough, I can't argue with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, let's see what how much we got.
Speaker 5: Let's do two more?
Speaker 1: Not yet? Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 5: Two more. Let's see, Uh.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this.
Speaker 4: Oh we we we kind of got into this already,
Speaker 4: but I'll read it anyway. This won't count towards what
Speaker 4: we're saying homeless TRANSFERMD who went back to school. I
Speaker 4: hate cum guzzlers, So I don't know if you're aware.
Speaker 4: The controversy is Riuning has sounded him shocking his dog.
Speaker 4: But I hate that this absolutely dumb funck criticism is
Speaker 4: making me defend his on So I was wondering, what
Speaker 4: when was a time you all had to cover for
Speaker 4: someone you disliked from dumb shit.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I the last time I ever covered for somebody. Most
Speaker 4: of the people that I don't I know, don't do
Speaker 4: egregiously dumb shit like shock a dog live. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: generally speaking like they don't do these things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I mean, this is in the like even
Speaker 3: in a video that I met like, I didn't I
Speaker 3: didn't edit it. I just felt like I didn't give
Speaker 3: a shit. After I was about to edit it, I
Speaker 3: was like, this is stupid. But within the video talking
Speaker 3: about this on thing, it was if I had to
Speaker 3: use Acham's razor, I was airing on the side that
Speaker 3: I would be more inclined to believe that he didn't
Speaker 3: shock the dog, just with all the with all everything
Speaker 3: that I'm thinking about, But at the same time, it
Speaker 3: wouldn't also surprise me that his song has all the
Speaker 3: streamers that stream eight ten hours a day. Their brains
Speaker 3: are different, They're changed. It changes you, and at a
Speaker 3: certain point you kind of just forget to be normal.
Speaker 3: I've heard him tell his fans to be normal, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, you're asking too much when you're already
Speaker 3: fucking not normal yourself. And it's totally plausible that that
Speaker 3: whole thing could have happened.
Speaker 1: He just had a panicky moment.
Speaker 3: He also said that his internet went out, so he
Speaker 3: was freaking out, And when you have streamer brain, of
Speaker 3: course you're freaking out when your internet goes out because
Speaker 3: this is all you care about, this.
Speaker 5: Is all you do.
Speaker 3: So he might have just been in some weird state
Speaker 3: where he actually did that, or it was just a
Speaker 3: complete freak fucking accident, which I'm more inclined to, especially
Speaker 3: like what was saying with Ethan Klein getting a hold
Speaker 3: of that actual caller, Like to me, that would have
Speaker 3: been game over. Like this thing shocks me, It hurts
Speaker 3: like crazy, this is proof, all the proof you need
Speaker 3: that he shocked the fucking dog. But that's not what
Speaker 3: I've seen and any follow ups. So you know, like
Speaker 3: I said, the sun sucks. But again I there's a
Speaker 3: hate economy.
Speaker 1: He knows it. He's fucking stupid four not handling this better. YEA,
Speaker 1: as simple as that.
Speaker 4: So, guys, this is a really interesting ride, and we
Speaker 4: have I'm sure it is. I'm not even I'm being serious.
Speaker 4: The real Kingston Jamison who went missing in two thousand
Speaker 4: and five. Road in, he says, hello, Kingston Jamison, if
Speaker 4: that's even your real name, Jamal Jackson, Right, I'm the
Speaker 4: real Kingston Jamison, the one who meant missing in two
Speaker 4: thousand and five. You stole my life after you knocked
Speaker 4: my shit smooth off at the Bronx Zoo and locked
Speaker 4: me in the lion exhibit. You said, ha ha, bitch,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna watch Digimon on your TV and piss on
Speaker 4: your bed sheet. Been living in the sewers ever since
Speaker 4: surviving on Rats and Expired, sobe I hate Digimon.
Speaker 5: I loved Joe Budden.
Speaker 4: And I want to know how it feels to live
Speaker 4: my stolen life. And a question for Chris, are you
Speaker 4: just gonna let this slide?
Speaker 1: I hate Di Giman, I I love Joe Budden. That's crazy, man, Dude,
Speaker 1: he was talking to somebody. That's crazy. He talked shit
Speaker 1: to logic and he had a song like that was
Speaker 1: his most famous song.
Speaker 5: And I was just like you, anyone in the public knows.
Speaker 1: I know some Joe Budden songs, and I know Joe
Speaker 1: Budden can actually rap pretty well. He's actually a talented rapper.
Speaker 1: But also, you're Joe Budden.
Speaker 4: I don't know anything about you. I genuinely I don't
Speaker 4: think I've heard a single.
Speaker 1: Joe I would not expect doesn't.
Speaker 3: Now if he heard the pump it Up thing, you
Speaker 3: might've been like, oh, I've heard that before. But like
Speaker 3: it's not anything that if you ask somebody, they would
Speaker 3: have to hear it to be like, oh, yeah, I've
Speaker 3: heard that.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: It's like to me, Joe Budden's like like Jurassic Five
Speaker 3: in a way, like it's just like they're they're there's there,
Speaker 3: there's a you existed in this little time period where
Speaker 3: people are like, oh, this is kind of cool, and
Speaker 3: then immediately people just forgot about it, Like it's it's uh,
Speaker 3: you know, it is what it is.
Speaker 5: But yeah, so explain yourself.
Speaker 1: I didn't do it. Oh so he.
Speaker 5: Definitely closed case close.
Speaker 1: He's guilty. He definitely did it.
Speaker 5: Like only seventy guilty would deny that they did it
Speaker 5: and have nothing substance to say, Yeah, it doesn't seem
Speaker 5: really mean it. No, yeah, he doesn't seem I never
Speaker 5: did it.
Speaker 1: I never did it.
Speaker 3: Usually when people are accused of wrongdoing, to get actually
Speaker 3: pretty upset and he's like, oh yeah whatever, and the
Speaker 3: inside he was like, how the fuck did this?
Speaker 1: Nigga? Like if I did if I did do it,
Speaker 1: he sucks. He didn't want his life hard though, he
Speaker 1: would have fought harder. And if I didn't do it,
Speaker 1: which I didn't do it, you know, you know, whatever.
Speaker 5: Be fair. He did live in the sewers. When I
Speaker 5: feel like, why the internet.
Speaker 1: You just came back home.
Speaker 3: Climb out of the sewers at some point, maybe when
Speaker 3: somebody was doing maintenance and you're like, hey, could you
Speaker 3: take me out of here?
Speaker 4: This is like when I'm playing Battlefield and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm going to revive somebody and then they just give
Speaker 4: up before I can get to them, and they just
Speaker 4: go respawn where it's just like you could have just
Speaker 4: like you could if you wanted your life back, you
Speaker 4: could have waited, you could have you could have just
Speaker 4: you could have just went home. So clearly you were like, man,
Speaker 4: this is a blessing in disguise. Fuck this, I want
Speaker 4: to add to that family forever. I'm gonna live in
Speaker 4: the sewers like a true nomad, live off the land.
Speaker 1: I was Battlefield six, by the way.
Speaker 4: It's good, but it's you know, it's I don't know,
Speaker 4: it's just battlefield.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's good. It's good. It's nice to have
Speaker 1: it again.
Speaker 4: It's better than the last few battlefields, like probably since
Speaker 4: Battlefield one is the best one. But it's all, you know,
Speaker 4: it's it's not going to change anybody's mind, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean. It's like if you're if you're into battlefield,
Speaker 4: this is the best it's been in a while.
Speaker 1: But if you're not, it's not going to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's like a revelation.
Speaker 4: It's not like a God of war transformation right where
Speaker 4: it's just like if you didn't if you didn't like
Speaker 4: the originals, you might like the new ones because they
Speaker 4: are so different you know, or like vice versa, where
Speaker 4: it's like, if you like the old ones, you might
Speaker 4: not like the new ones. This is old battlefield but
Speaker 4: better or like, you know, better looking.
Speaker 1: And it's good. Nice. They did a good job.
Speaker 5: I got it for free, thankfully.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't have to pay.
Speaker 5: As a I'll free ninety nine, man, I'll play any game.
Speaker 5: What's happenings?
Speaker 1: He's there, Oh.
Speaker 4: Showing up the real kicks, the real Kingson just showed
Speaker 4: up at fake Kingston's house and they're gonna go. They're
Speaker 4: gonna go duke it out. What if a different person
Speaker 4: sits down.
Speaker 5: Down, he reclaims his throne, he.
Speaker 1: Reclaims, Oh my lord.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Uh, I think that's probably a good place too,
Speaker 4: And yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll wrap things up, wait for him to wait
Speaker 4: for him to get back a little bit so we
Speaker 4: can get into the names.
Speaker 5: He's got to count me down. I got to open
Speaker 5: up the names too.
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Speaker 4: get your name right at the end of the show, whoa,
Speaker 4: he looks so the same.
Speaker 1: What if I got up right and I was standing up,
Speaker 1: my dick hits the fucking table and it knocks everything
Speaker 1: over and I'm like sorry. I would be like, why
Speaker 1: are you so erected? Why wouldn't I be okay, you're
Speaker 1: not hard eighty five percent of the day. No, what
Speaker 1: happened there, but I wish did did the real kicks
Speaker 1: and show the real shot up, and he showed up.
Speaker 1: I aired him out real quick and quick quick, simple.
Speaker 1: I so emaciated from being the sewers so long. He
Speaker 1: was like, oh my life back and I was like,
Speaker 1: guess what boom? And then I left him there.
Speaker 5: Yeah he's so uh.
Speaker 4: He's like like you shot him and then he started
Speaker 4: bleeding sludge.
Speaker 1: You took on my nourishment. That's why you're fat. And
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I did, and I shoot him
Speaker 1: and him it.
Speaker 5: Makes sense crazy, It seems like really mean spirited to do.
Speaker 1: But anyways, all his life you think shooting him is
Speaker 1: like against my beliefs, Like you fucking crazy? Remember uh.
Speaker 1: Patron of concess is nar Tank.
Speaker 4: Over to the twenty five dollars here if you want
Speaker 4: to get your name right at the end of the show,
Speaker 4: like I am about to do.
Speaker 5: Count me down.
Speaker 4: Three two one, fatherless behavior, God's favorite fenboy Malik Berry
Speaker 4: RFK cut my dick and now I have autism co
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Speaker 4: Kingston killing fifty seven dogs with his special pup cups.
Speaker 4: The gas powered spider a secret gase. I have to
Speaker 4: make Chris gay gun gay I cast Chock runs around
Speaker 4: my Doberman and then I.
Speaker 1: Lay steaks on the other side.
Speaker 4: I to test him insane so drunk I pulled the
Speaker 4: condom over my balls.
Speaker 5: That's fucking outrageous.
Speaker 4: Uh getting Jude out of twenty five dollars by two sexy,
Speaker 4: big black Israelites and a light skinned twing Delta. Gamma
Speaker 4: literally fed this toddler last week? Why is it still crying?
Speaker 4: Squimp his bugs? Clamuel Esquire the third making black pussy
Speaker 4: cream like I'm working at a dairy Queen Jesus Snart,
Speaker 4: Tank's hungest trans girl would like to come on. Uh
Speaker 4: Ozebic Drouger get Hassan to thunderblast swim leaving the mic Ah.
Speaker 5: Gave it him be like.
Speaker 1: We mm hmm.
Speaker 5: That's not even that sucks.
Speaker 1: So gave it him. Gave it him, be like we
Speaker 1: our semen.
Speaker 3: I kind of knew it, Yeah, I knew because I
Speaker 3: was like, what's going to be close to venom?
Speaker 1: It was like seemen.
Speaker 5: And it's not even really that close, Like you couldn't
Speaker 5: even really get away with that.
Speaker 4: The just the letters, I guess, you know it was, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's it's it carries the same spirit. Yeah, I'm going
Speaker 4: to kill the president with the more Ian Watkins. Oh,
Speaker 4: we forgot to talk about that, Ian Watkins getting air
Speaker 4: rings getting slashed?
Speaker 1: Do you know this?
Speaker 5: So lost profits was a band.
Speaker 4: Uh. I don't remember exactly what kind of band. It
Speaker 4: was like a rock band, like some yeah, something like that,
Speaker 4: like a hardcore maybe I don't really remember, but uh,
Speaker 4: they had a lead singer that uh fucked up baby,
Speaker 4: and so he got uh he got sent to jail
Speaker 4: and now he's dead. Somebody slashed him before nine am
Speaker 4: or something I heard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, they tried to get him once before, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 3: then they got him eventually, which, uh, you know, it
Speaker 3: was only a matter of time.
Speaker 5: I think he actually survived a lot longer than I
Speaker 5: thought he was.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you know, it's uh, especially since I think
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know he's in the uk A.
Speaker 3: So I was like, theres they specialize in knives. They
Speaker 3: should have been they should have got him, was.
Speaker 5: Right, you're right, But it's also the only thing they have.
Speaker 4: So it's it's the it's their only focus, you know,
Speaker 4: like they're more they're more vigilant about knives because it's
Speaker 4: so it's like, it's like, how when India trains kill everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so it's a video of like an Indian guy getting
Speaker 4: hit by a train and I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: It's such a common thing to happen once an hour. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like every every minute an Indian is claimed by a train.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: It's it's.
Speaker 4: It is surprising that he lasted this long because like
Speaker 4: I I figured, like, you know, that's like one of
Speaker 4: the most dangerous things to be in prison. So like
Speaker 4: that he lasted as long as he did, it's kind
Speaker 4: of shocking. But yeah, Ian Watkins getting sent to hell
Speaker 4: by a butter knife resting piss absolute bozo. Game pass
Speaker 4: that's the name, by the way. Game Pass increased after
Speaker 4: Actman guested Curious yeah, I mean actman did raise the
Speaker 4: price of game Pass. Personally, he did tell me this
Speaker 4: in confidence, uh, which I took to me. And he's
Speaker 4: confident that I will talk about it. That's what That's
Speaker 4: what I assume he meant. Oh yeah, when he when
Speaker 4: he prefaced it by saying I'm telling you this in confidence,
Speaker 4: I say, okay, sure, no problem, you can be absolutely.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 4: Two rats piloting mecha swine to fight off the Joe
Speaker 4: Frogan invasion.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what Jon was. It was.
Speaker 5: It was like Frozen Joe Rogan or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember being Frozen Ogan for some reason. Old snake,
Speaker 4: but he's addicted to paint houghing cash cash Ptel is
Speaker 4: a perfect FBI either because he has true sight on
Speaker 4: twenty four seven?
Speaker 1: What's true sight?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 1: What is that? Is that? Like? From is that Skyrim?
Speaker 1: Or like what is true site? True sites from D
Speaker 1: and D? Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Uh that's insane.
Speaker 5: I kind of infer that edits on fucking Instagram.
Speaker 3: If I ever checked the browse section, I always get
Speaker 3: a cash matel that's so fucked up.
Speaker 1: It just knows what I want to see. He always
Speaker 1: looks like the Sun is staring at.
Speaker 6: Him like it's a truly crazy set of eyes like
Speaker 6: I has uh it's like a cartoon character with one
Speaker 6: eyes bigger than the other. Yeah, yeah, crazy And it's
Speaker 6: like obvious berserker black man backstrotting Broli, I put molten
Speaker 6: glass in your ass and you and blew you for
Speaker 6: a vase, reckless Rhino, the Sloker two yso Derby two
Speaker 6: Mega Sweens piloting a rat Arnold Schwartzenega uh my, Chris Hansen,
Speaker 6: Tomagotchi is really hungry. Charlie Kirk more like truly in
Speaker 6: the Dirt Old Man Spaghetti Nuts dom O Nation. You
Speaker 6: know things are fucked when even Charlie moist critical is
Speaker 6: taking a ship on Trump Mega and is reel Oh
Speaker 6: yeah that's right, Derek.
Speaker 4: It's because it's just the default opinion. Now, it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's safe.
Speaker 3: It's safe, so we can finally say something, yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: which is fine.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not expecting him to be like.
Speaker 4: Whatever, so yeah, it would be like if it would
Speaker 4: be like if weird Al, like I expected weird Al
Speaker 4: to say anything about anything. I'm like, yeah, you're not really,
Speaker 4: I don't want to. I don't want to hear anything
Speaker 4: from you, really, So check this out. The little second thing, yo,
Speaker 4: that is second thing. Let me pull it up like
Speaker 4: I pull up the browser and it immediately.
Speaker 1: Fucking Why is he so at attention?
Speaker 4: He can see into the mechanism of the camera, like
Speaker 4: he can tell like what like he sees through the lens.
Speaker 4: I've never felt so staring at by an image in
Speaker 4: my life. That's like he's like the real life, Like
Speaker 4: you remember the haunted mansion with those fucking busts that
Speaker 4: would like.
Speaker 5: Yes, fucking scary.
Speaker 4: Uh Derek na Chov and his instant hashtag for him
Speaker 4: rounded Asian hiring a Miles moralest impressionist to rape.
Speaker 5: Sween on Christmas Eve. Jesus Christ. I'm gonna do my
Speaker 5: own thing.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that this picture? What is that?
Speaker 1: It's who's the quarterbacks name again? Uh?
Speaker 3: Tom Brady and then a coach Tony Dungeye. They have
Speaker 3: a picture together and the caption says like this says
Speaker 3: with Tom Brady and Tony Jungey looking like they poison
Speaker 3: your food and are waiting for you to eat it,
Speaker 3: and like it's such an especially tom Brady his smile
Speaker 3: like in his eyes.
Speaker 1: You're like, bro, you have the line that's not he
Speaker 1: looks Tom Brady in that photo.
Speaker 4: Looks like Kevin Bacon is lying underneath him like he's
Speaker 4: like like justin you know what I mean, Like where
Speaker 4: the line goes up through his jaw, it's like that's
Speaker 4: Kevin Bacon and then the rest of him his Tom
Speaker 4: That is crazy. They look like fucking smiling friends. Dude,
Speaker 4: that is a crazy image.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's wild. Then, like why does he look like that?
Speaker 1: I just don't understand what he looks like smiling?
Speaker 3: And I guess unless they were doing it as a joke,
Speaker 3: because I'm like, bro, who fucking smiles like that? It's
Speaker 3: like their their eyes are like this. Why, Like it
Speaker 3: looks insane. You look like an insane person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway around that Asian Uh okay, I already read
Speaker 4: that nothing straight can happen.
Speaker 5: It can only gay happen.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 4: Uh, Chris would be more likable if he was water logged.
Speaker 4: Bill Cosby's jurors say the darnedest things. I remember that
Speaker 4: that was a weird premise for a show.
Speaker 1: A kid kids say the most racist fucking things. Sometimes,
Speaker 1: I swear to God, like when my son comes outside
Speaker 1: and just says, I cannot stand these tired looking fellas.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, son, stop, where did you learn this? Son?
Speaker 1: And I liked it from watching you and it's like
Speaker 1: quite literally never said anything like that. And he's like, no,
Speaker 1: your DM's father, Your dms are full of racism.
Speaker 4: Your discord your discord group chats have been directly feeding
Speaker 4: right into my baby monitor.
Speaker 1: I love it, Dad, I love it. It's been baby
Speaker 1: monitors work that way. Yayyay. He starts emoting like, fucking
Speaker 1: what's fucking Kermit the frog? Yeay, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: me answer.
Speaker 4: They just like, yeah, yeah, it's it's completely fucked. Queen
Speaker 4: of faphazard blonde, blue eyed German Man campaigning to make
Speaker 4: Pokemon two D again. Andrew Schultz is actually playing Dan
Speaker 4: Hebiki in the new Street Fight.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 5: That is that is actually true.
Speaker 1: That is true, and that's life is saying I really
Speaker 1: don't like him, like I actually genuinely, for real don't
Speaker 1: like Schaltz anymore. And it just makes me upset because
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I did like him one like the guy
Speaker 1: called er Andschaltz. I was a big fan of granted
Speaker 1: that was like thirteen years ago, before he got rich
Speaker 1: and thought he was smarter everybody in the room.
Speaker 3: He was even fine because he had the podcast with
Speaker 3: the Charlamagne though, like Brilliant Idiots or whatever it was.
Speaker 3: It was very basic and normal. It was like it
Speaker 3: was when Flagrant turned When Flagrant two turned into Flagrant,
Speaker 3: that's when things started to change. Chris, you look, you
Speaker 3: look stunning.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 4: Oh, I like a magnifying glass.
Speaker 5: That's air pretty cool. I like I like to burn
Speaker 5: my penis with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I like to see how much I can endure.
Speaker 1: I like I try endure it, like I was there
Speaker 1: for I was there for like two and a half hours.
Speaker 4: On a First of all, that ship burns pretty immediate,
Speaker 4: So that's that's crazy. Yeah, God bless, we're drinking. Come, come, come,
Speaker 4: it's our gayment, you know, together, we're sucking, gonna gonna
Speaker 4: be gonna be guzzling. I don't know, I just don't
Speaker 4: know what that is. Fenboy clown now with honked balls.
Speaker 4: There's a Pizza Time restaurant in Hope, Well is there
Speaker 4: is there.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I've been home in a long time.
Speaker 5: I know, Pizza Village.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I love that place, bro, I
Speaker 1: love the pizza there.
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Nobody fucking asked thug Zilla versus King Kross a rat
Speaker 4: g g A four swing side glitch frogs together strong
Speaker 4: pe bus.
Speaker 1: I saw that somewhere. What is that about frogs together? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I have no Yeah, look it up.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: We probably just said some fucking crazy dog. Yeah, peebs
Speaker 4: dnkled Laramie, Laramie County corner. Uh literally me on a
Speaker 4: plate banassas Greek god of the herb. Tim Duncan is
Speaker 4: the goat? Who's Tim Duncan again?
Speaker 3: He's one of the really good basketball player that's seriously
Speaker 3: underrated San Antonio Spurs Who who series rates.
Speaker 1: Who he's never? Oh? Is this the guy that makes
Speaker 1: the donuts? Yeah? Who underestimates Tim Duncan? A lot of people.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing with like Steph car when you're
Speaker 3: when you're good, when you're not good at doing when
Speaker 3: you're not, when you're not Because the people that are
Speaker 3: in the conversations with the people that are usually scoring
Speaker 3: the highest estimates, doing the best dunks.
Speaker 1: Do you think people underestimate Steph? Absolutely?
Speaker 5: Look at people's top fives. He's barely ever in them.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would not. I would not consider him
Speaker 1: a top five. But he's like right after, he's right
Speaker 1: after that. He's not to five. Now I would definitely
Speaker 1: put him, But he is a he is arguably the
Speaker 1: most influential basketball player of a time.
Speaker 3: I would say that, but he's not alone. And he's
Speaker 3: got four chips. I mean, I think he think he's
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: I mean four ships isn't isn't isn't what puts James
Speaker 1: somebody in a go because like people I I I
Speaker 1: absolutely think that Steph Curry is like fifth best player ever,
Speaker 1: if not like sixth. But that's only because of the
Speaker 1: But he's not. He's not a great defensive player, but
Speaker 1: he is an unbelievable offensive player. And if you're not
Speaker 1: a good defensive player, I cannot put you as under
Speaker 1: the goats. I'm sorry, I just can't. I can't because
Speaker 1: so many of them are amazing offensive players and then
Speaker 1: demonic defensive players a Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant is an
Speaker 1: amazing offensive player, but he is an unbelievable talent on
Speaker 1: to me, like unbelievable talent on defense Chamberlain. Same thing
Speaker 1: with Magic Johnson, same thing with Michael Jordan's.
Speaker 5: Say they're in top ten for me, but I wouldn't play.
Speaker 1: Don't wel Chamberlain of top five.
Speaker 3: I think, well, I feel like he's just by default,
Speaker 3: by default, he's just he's.
Speaker 1: Playing against white folks. That's why, against white folk, and
Speaker 1: they weren't ready for him.
Speaker 3: That's the one thing I just I can't get, like
Speaker 3: to score one hundred points and to get shut.
Speaker 1: The fuck up, shut up, shut up? The thing is
Speaker 1: this one hundred points again? Shut up? Like you remember
Speaker 1: you remember the first the first heavyweight black boxer. I
Speaker 1: forgot his name, something Jason Jackson or something like that.
Speaker 1: It was. But it was really funny because it was
Speaker 1: really funny because of the fact that yeah, big meaty steaks,
Speaker 1: he this, this is super funny. It's super funny. He
Speaker 1: went he went into something, he went into boxing, and
Speaker 1: it was like that's the time where there were no
Speaker 1: mail boxers. All of the white professional boxers like, we
Speaker 1: don't want to fight. We're not gonna we're not gonna
Speaker 1: sully your hands fighting. There was no mailbox all the
Speaker 1: white mail boxers or the white mailboxing. I know we're
Speaker 1: not We're not gonna That's what I meant. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, And he was like, I'm not gonna off
Speaker 1: selling my hands fighting him. And then he went in
Speaker 1: a ring and he nearly killed eight people. They were
Speaker 1: just not prepared to fight him. And it's so funny
Speaker 1: because he was fucking he would fight him and he
Speaker 1: would go in a ring in it's like it's like
Speaker 1: the nineteen fifties sixties where he was bringing a white
Speaker 1: witches in the ring to kiss upon him after they
Speaker 1: we won, and I'm like, this is so dangerous. He
Speaker 1: definitely got people killed. Like his acts definitely led to
Speaker 1: like them going into places and burning down.
Speaker 3: Established innocent people killed just because they wanted to get
Speaker 3: the anger out on a black person and.
Speaker 1: They can't they do it to him, they'll just get
Speaker 1: beat to death. So like but it's like that, it's
Speaker 1: like that kind of thing where like Will it is
Speaker 1: definitely great, but he was compared to like, you know,
Speaker 1: we we we can look back at y at old.
Speaker 3: Americans women, so that that makes me the goat just
Speaker 3: by default, that makes him the go by default. I
Speaker 3: don't care how playing basketball.
Speaker 5: Joe to but fuck the president with a mortar.
Speaker 4: Gay actor Rosebud Delicious Hassan yelling unlimited power as his
Speaker 4: dog explodes. Sorry, I can't. I had a burrito trained
Speaker 4: her wrong as a joke. She didn't even know it.
Speaker 4: He th reminded of a yuyi oh card gigs, the
Speaker 4: Real Kings and Jamison who went missing in two thousand
Speaker 4: and five. You should all dress up as an oreo
Speaker 4: cookie hard hat peepee John Otto take him to the
Speaker 4: Matthews briage.
Speaker 3: That's fire, that's my generation by limbiscuit intro goes hard
Speaker 3: dude to the fucking drum intro John not Oh, it's
Speaker 3: it's sick.
Speaker 1: It's sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't, I don't. I don't know it actually
Speaker 4: or I don't remember.
Speaker 5: Just a good, good drum groove. It just sounds cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, going back in time to call Marvin Gay Marvin queer,
Speaker 4: uh Obama when he met Michelle be like.
Speaker 5: Oh, let me be queer.
Speaker 1: The power of the come in the penis of my ass.
Speaker 4: He spelled penis with a you. By the way, a sports, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Eat a sports It's in the sand.
Speaker 5: It is it is so stupid. It's the that's at Starbucks.
Speaker 4: It's so egregious at Starbucks drive through to get my gimp,
Speaker 4: get my gimp a pop cup.
Speaker 1: Uh. The Outer Wild is a phenomenal game that'll stay
Speaker 1: with you forever. Play it.
Speaker 5: Oh that was as always and it's a slurs. You slurs.
Speaker 1: I can't say, Uh, Sweeteney, why.
Speaker 5: You put up?
Speaker 1: Why you put those fuck ass turtles in MTG are
Speaker 1: gonna be magic gathering?
Speaker 5: Of course, that's crazy. Imagine the gathering.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, it's there. They're shut. They're shilling out. Actually
Speaker 1: they're they're they're shilling out hard and there about. I'm
Speaker 1: sure they're gonna shot out. They're gonna put a munch
Speaker 1: it in, They're gonna sell.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm wondering what's going on because actually it's
Speaker 3: ray Shadow Agends just partnered with the Turtles. So this
Speaker 3: is like some like Viacom shit going on or something.
Speaker 1: I knew. They're no new movies coming out soon.
Speaker 5: Okay, so they're just throwing probably their I P and
Speaker 5: whatever they get.
Speaker 1: I mean, I adore the Ninja Turtles. I'm there's never
Speaker 1: gonna be a reality where I'm like, oh, no, more
Speaker 1: stuff is bad because I love the Turtles. So I
Speaker 1: don't know. I definitely I saw the new one. It
Speaker 1: was for kids, and I respected it for what it is,
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's fun and I'm happy little
Speaker 1: like my nephews love it. So I'm hey, dude, showing
Speaker 1: them one of my favorite things ever is cool. I'm
Speaker 1: always down with that. That's gay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's crazy a little bit.
Speaker 1: One day, you guys will find things to be happy
Speaker 1: about too. Maybe not Chris, but you will do it.
Speaker 5: Look, you look like you could use a fucking lamp.
Speaker 4: Can you guys share the propeller hat, cardboard pie, be
Speaker 4: the John Brown you wish to see in the world
Speaker 4: Department of Horror? What the fuck? What that mean? Big
Speaker 4: dick Randy coming back on Halloween?
Speaker 1: I know what.
Speaker 5: I don't know what any of that means. What's today?
Speaker 4: Please just call me for my birthday? Oh he gives
Speaker 4: his number. Who If not, I'll make it my last. No,
Speaker 4: it's crazy, I think, Uh yeah, this.
Speaker 5: Will be difficult.
Speaker 1: We'll call you.
Speaker 4: We'll call you after and we'll do it live on
Speaker 4: the show, but not before. Sorry journalists. But Battlefield six
Speaker 4: is fun as fuck. Cock cheese crumbs. I love that
Speaker 4: when Chris introduced the Hassan dog news. He said, I'm
Speaker 4: not even telling the truth.
Speaker 1: That was funny.
Speaker 4: Uh. If you if you don't put Epuzzy from the background,
Speaker 4: hungry enough goon devil man without come swing has true
Speaker 4: sight and that's why he can see his dad.
Speaker 1: Uh, that's crazy truth. You can see into the like
Speaker 1: true site is like things that people can see in
Speaker 1: other dimensions like you can't. They can't be a feel
Speaker 1: illusion that they can see a spirit. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know what any of that means.
Speaker 1: Damn, I forgot you don't you don't like things that
Speaker 1: are cool? Sorry, my Apaul, jugget out of here.
Speaker 5: Life begins in the balls.
Speaker 4: Most stable UI five game is Sonic Racing Crossworld, Smitchy
Speaker 4: the Kid bend my dick. I'm intersnatch Robo sween O vision.
Speaker 4: The Democrats are turning me trans at night. See profile picture.
Speaker 4: Hamster in a sock is now plus five after extensive use.
Speaker 1: Uh is he?
Speaker 4: I know you're listening to this. I want my fucking
Speaker 4: dog back. You vapid sow Uh blonde haired, green eyed
Speaker 4: Zimbabwean man competing with the German guy for racism.
Speaker 1: You sh uh what have we got here?
Speaker 5: What the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Load?
Speaker 5: Hansen?
Speaker 1: Do? What is this? Hansen? Do butt dick in my butt?
Speaker 1: Do butt do me in the butt?
Speaker 5: Do butt dick in my butt? Dick dick dick dick dick?
Speaker 1: You said, mbop, that's what is that? What that is? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think, Oh okay, Hanson, I didn't even think
Speaker 4: I thought that. Yeah, I don't know why I forgot
Speaker 4: that was a musical thing. Uh yeahg but well.
Speaker 1: How did I did? I dick but dick in my do?
Speaker 4: But but do butt dick in my butt?
Speaker 1: Dick dick dick? Fuck? Didn't they do? Like?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: No? Is it them? Some weird band? Didn't you know
Speaker 4: that bella chow like fascist song? Yeah, some band like that,
Speaker 4: Oh Chumbawamba did a cover of that song like forever agoumble.
Speaker 5: Of course they did. Isn't that isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: Of course they did. I forgot that bad. He took
Speaker 1: the whiskey drink.
Speaker 5: He took the drink, and really fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1: I got knockdown, get up up, get knocked out. But
Speaker 1: I love Hitler still. I shipped my pants and now
Speaker 1: do knock get up.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep shipping my pants I shipped my pants ship.
Speaker 4: I'm not gay, but they don't let me in the
Speaker 4: gym anymore. Craig the Canadian. Last month, I almost died
Speaker 4: from pneumonia. You very well could have had a dead
Speaker 4: person in the name reads well God Willing, it's your boy,
Speaker 4: Shawne de And yes, Chris, I am a soul as
Speaker 4: Ginger who's defiantly going to hell. Game shot coming TM
Speaker 4: change your name, Chris nice not bad at grock.
Speaker 1: Is this true?
Speaker 4: The bubonic plague actually did come from China? Lamo, Well,
Speaker 4: you know it is what it is. At a certain point,
Speaker 4: history is so distant that like, at a certain point,
Speaker 4: history gets so distant so as to be basically.
Speaker 5: Fictional anyway to me.
Speaker 4: So like if you told me that, like the bubonic
Speaker 4: plague came from China, to be like sure, that's a
Speaker 4: big any difference in you right now?
Speaker 1: Like sure? Did it?
Speaker 4: No? You know, I don't believe you, But I don't
Speaker 4: disbelieve you either. I'm just like am I maybe maybe
Speaker 4: there's some rat I can't put the play. I can't
Speaker 4: dismiss it.
Speaker 1: That would be.
Speaker 4: Difficult to I can't dismiss it. No, it's like uh,
Speaker 4: Hassan's electrified dog where it's just like I don't know
Speaker 4: if he I don't know if he shocked it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it likely?
Speaker 4: Eh?
Speaker 3: Maybe not actually, But at the same time, is it weird?
Speaker 3: It could like I can't roll it out completely.
Speaker 5: I can't roll it out.
Speaker 4: I think it's more likely that he had he had
Speaker 4: one of those collars, you know, the spike callers, where
Speaker 4: like it's it's like a little thing here and then
Speaker 4: like he presses a button and then a spike like
Speaker 4: quickly pokes him in the next like deep, like really
Speaker 4: like all the way. Yeah, it goes to the other side,
Speaker 4: and then it's keep your dog in line. Harassment is
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Speaker 4: up some I'm dicking up male vibrations. He's giving me
Speaker 4: the dick I craves huns get a bucket and a
Speaker 4: mop for this bust ass artery.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's wild.
Speaker 5: That's that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: That's unique.
Speaker 5: I haven't heard that one I got.
Speaker 1: Is unique? Is definitely unique. Obi, won't you blow me?
Speaker 1: Kremlin to grumblin? Uh?
Speaker 5: Can Sweeney go on a calorie deficit?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 4: Chris is in the top five wiggers of all time? Uh,
Speaker 4: Jason Worehe's Derek Humor? Be like, what have instead of
Speaker 4: way Derek humor?
Speaker 1: Humor? Bet? Be like, what if.
Speaker 4: Instead of Game of Thrones it was called Gay of
Speaker 4: Thrones and they sat on a giant penis.
Speaker 1: Look at him whezing, You got him? It's then throw
Speaker 1: you guys, you guys shop on me. This is this
Speaker 1: At least at least I'm a little higher up. No,
Speaker 1: it's not better. It's not better.
Speaker 3: You think people would be reluctant to sit on the
Speaker 3: penis throne.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, I think culturally. I think culturally it
Speaker 1: would have got absorbed into it. They'll be like, this
Speaker 1: is just this is part of becoming a cake. You
Speaker 1: gotta sit on a fat fat You pretty much can't.
Speaker 4: You pretty much can't leave the throat because if you
Speaker 4: stand up, all your insides of Yeah, so once you're.
Speaker 1: Committed, once they gotta they gotta put a They put
Speaker 1: like a fucking essentially like a cup inside it on
Speaker 1: asshole to keep theirs in after they sit on this
Speaker 1: giant peenis. That's crazy, like a couriet. Get the core,
Speaker 1: all right, we can go about our business and they're
Speaker 1: just they're fucking why at the bottom.
Speaker 5: That giant penis got right? You know, gay oft thrones.
Speaker 3: I've heard that before, but the idea of the penis
Speaker 3: throne is actually pretty good.
Speaker 5: It really sells it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does a lot of legging, legging, leg leg.
Speaker 4: Works, the leg work, yeah, Wage five eighty three, Transtucker,
Speaker 4: Carlson were like tuck Her Carlson, Peppini Brothers Presents, Crash Course,
Speaker 4: Cybertron History Rising at a Septicons, Doc Dockerson, Homeless, Chris Christopher,
Speaker 4: rip Riff, rapotsirc. It's just it's just my name backwards
Speaker 4: m T A M T m h. I'm so black,
Speaker 4: I'm purple. Call me grape ape m T m H.
Speaker 5: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4: Pp been been here since Derek was getting women on
Speaker 4: omegle to flash their tits. That's crazy, not too that's
Speaker 4: too mad, I'm pretty sure, or like, not too mad.
Speaker 1: Who the fuck is it? It's some guy, some of them.
Speaker 5: I'm sure it was probably dead too.
Speaker 1: Mad is dead. But yeah, used us one time actually
Speaker 1: for a video.
Speaker 3: It just just flashed back where I think I was
Speaker 3: wearing that Miles Morales mask and then just doing stupid
Speaker 3: ship because I wonder if I still have that video.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna look it up after. I don't know if
Speaker 3: I still have it. I probably deleted. It was probably
Speaker 3: probably sucked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Alan Moore on a podcast when Ellipses f a
Speaker 4: n uh uh oh on God, I'm pegging night Wing.
Speaker 4: The jk jk Rowling is short for gigantic cunt. John
Speaker 4: strickland Marks, eighteen eighty nine. Luigi Squeegee the first Turchi
Speaker 4: Key David now sponsored by Chris fuck Berger's. My roommate
Speaker 4: has literally been circumcised four times, and he believes and
Speaker 4: he behaves like a Jewish stereotype despite not being Jewish.
Speaker 4: What do you mean? Can you even how do you whatever?
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not even whatever, just spartan. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: let that go pre Ras Blake eight ninety six. I
Speaker 4: got Lockjow doing graveyard chips at the Dick second factory.
Speaker 4: All got was lock draws previously mentioned coming in my
Speaker 4: hands and clapping in the McDonald's bathroom.
Speaker 1: Nice, very cool, very cool. There's come literally, It's like,
Speaker 1: that's not a SpongeBob with the paint. It's come literally
Speaker 1: everything he gets the bathroom pregnant. That's how much he
Speaker 1: fucking comes. That's ridiculous. And maybe about the wall.
Speaker 4: Ian Watkins finally riding the Karma train to hell. Absolute snark.
Speaker 4: Tank Swen is a good person. Uh dass goofy. Hassan's
Speaker 4: dog played electro in No Way Home, Well, Hassan did.
Speaker 4: Neutrality means that you don't really care because the struggle
Speaker 4: goes on even when you're not there. Also, you're gay,
Speaker 4: young colin a bungee jumping with no rope.
Speaker 1: What is this? It's just jumping's killing it.
Speaker 4: That's not even it's a nice way of saying it.
Speaker 4: I guess wide Neck would have tanked it. Nikki Ziggy
Speaker 4: got my Charlie Kirk costume. It's just a ghost costume
Speaker 4: with an extra hole in the neck. I've heard this
Speaker 4: guy watching Chris's stream and eating ketchup off a plate
Speaker 4: by hand.
Speaker 5: In honor of Halloween. You guys should do a home invasion, Happylleen.
Speaker 1: Give me your funds, give me your good.
Speaker 4: Just smash she just smashing all their ship and just
Speaker 4: taking what's you perceived to be valuable.
Speaker 1: So I like that, probably not much standing in the showers.
Speaker 1: I want to make a I want to make a
Speaker 1: movie about people that break into people's homes and instill
Speaker 1: their guns. The breaking in ahead and give me a gun,
Speaker 1: and it's like, all right, cool, and it takes the
Speaker 1: gun to your leave.
Speaker 4: I still think that there's like, there's something in the
Speaker 4: bit about two school shooters showing up to the same
Speaker 4: school on the same day at the same time.
Speaker 1: There's there's a there's a being and being like.
Speaker 5: Oh well, this is awkward. One of us should change that.
Speaker 4: Joke's been in my head for like years, and I
Speaker 4: really love it and I want to see it real.
Speaker 5: Maybe Sore can help me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think it needs to be It
Speaker 1: needs to be followed up with a kid that's also
Speaker 1: in the genner's office while they're hearing about that, and
Speaker 1: he never knows who did it?
Speaker 4: And oh, you know it should be It should be
Speaker 4: like one kid tries to be a hero, but then
Speaker 4: another kid tries to be hero at the same time,
Speaker 4: and they're.
Speaker 1: Like, well, which one do you wanna? Do you wanna
Speaker 1: because I kind of kind of because I don't want
Speaker 1: to do it really anymore. I'm kind of scared down
Speaker 1: and I'm talking about it.
Speaker 4: And then to Uvaldi and then two separate Uvalde police
Speaker 4: officers show up and standing in the showers. Everybody stab everybody,
Speaker 4: stab my heart out. Candice Owens, pussy got a grip
Speaker 4: like a like like a retard petting a rabbit.
Speaker 5: First of all, relaxed, Wow, you all gotta shill.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got a gun hit in your house. I've
Speaker 1: hit weapons in your home.
Speaker 5: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? The ERM? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: The ERM?
Speaker 5: Actually I don't like that face at all.
Speaker 4: A little bit cash right now, you like fucking yeah,
Speaker 4: like cash, Hotel and Beetle Juice put in the same person.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go. We'll see you next time.
Speaker 5: Bye.
Speaker 1: It's me Cash Juice. I hit the fucking Epstein Foles