Speaker 1: I'm tired of your excuses. Unless you can tell me
Speaker 1: where you're gonna come up with the twenty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: in less than about five seconds, I'm dropping you off
Speaker 1: of this ledge one, two, three four. It was nice
Speaker 1: knowing you, But what huh you think me? A mafia overlord,
Speaker 1: vampire vampire mafia overlord gives three flying figs about turning you? You?
Speaker 1: You who came to me for one thousand dollars loan
Speaker 1: for your little business and have been unable to pay
Speaker 1: me to the two twenty thousand dollars. Watch who you're
Speaker 1: calling a loan shark there, buddy, I'm not the one
Speaker 1: ding over the edge of a balcony. You haven't been
Speaker 1: able to pay me back on the most simplest of terms.
Speaker 1: In fact, you know what here, Give me a thousand
Speaker 1: dollars out of your pocket and I won't be flinging
Speaker 1: you over there. We won't be dangling much longer. See,
Speaker 1: you can't even do that. Why would I want to
Speaker 1: turn you? I tell you what the days you're lucky day,
Speaker 1: I've been in need of a little comedy. Tell me
Speaker 1: why I am a part time cartoon month should allow
Speaker 1: you the opportunity to become a vampire and serve me
Speaker 1: for eternity when I can't even stand you for ten minutes. Okay, really,
Speaker 1: you think you're the long lost love of my life? Well,
Speaker 1: it is true. I've told you on many occasions that
Speaker 1: I find you to be very cute. Now that's true.
Speaker 1: I've told you that I do find you to be
Speaker 1: very funny, which is the reason why I've allowed this
Speaker 1: little charade to go on long enough. But the sad
Speaker 1: truth is, if I allow you to live, then there's
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of people wondering, have I Zeena
Speaker 1: Alexander gone saw? And I can't have that. But then again,
Speaker 1: if I turned you, I could say that you're my
Speaker 1: minion and that I want to keep you forever. Making
Speaker 1: you a splat on the sidewalk was just such a
Speaker 1: waste of potential. And none of my enemies want to
Speaker 1: be turned. And quite frankly, I mean I did. You're right,
Speaker 1: I did do that to your girlfriend. Yeah, your family too,
Speaker 1: will listen, they shouldn't have sitten there called me a
Speaker 1: blood sucking leech.
Speaker 2: Letch.
Speaker 1: They called me a blood suck. I mean I kind
Speaker 1: of am aleeged, and I do suck blood. Oh, I
Speaker 1: guess that was pretty cool that I did that to
Speaker 1: them after all. Then well, listen here, this is back
Speaker 1: when I was actually considering dating you before I gave
Speaker 1: you the loan. See, had you never asked me to
Speaker 1: operate within that capacity, then this whole I'm telling you, mixing, mixing,
Speaker 1: mixing money with potential relationships always goes left and well, honestly,
Speaker 1: if I can't have you, no one should. So pardon
Speaker 1: what do you mean nobody would want you? You're just
Speaker 1: saying that because you're scared of what would happen if
Speaker 1: I thought someone did. I'm not scared. I mean they
Speaker 1: just would cease to exist moments after I showed up.
Speaker 2: Hm.
Speaker 1: What, that's not what happened to your neighbor, not at all.
Speaker 1: I didn't kill her. Well, no, my henchmen didn't kill her.
Speaker 1: Starvation did. When we dropped her into a pit underground
Speaker 1: and we sealed it and we played Barney is a
Speaker 1: dinosaur from our imagination For about a week, there were
Speaker 1: bottles of water down there. You know, I'm not completely
Speaker 1: cruel hungers. Hunger is one thing, but thirst thirst is another.
Speaker 1: Everyone should have nice, clean, cold water. Mm hmm, well, no,
Speaker 1: I did do that to your former crush. But as
Speaker 1: I said, everyone should have nice clean, cold, nice clean water.
Speaker 1: She had nice clean water and she was submerged in it.
Speaker 1: She had the option she could have drank more. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying hydration is important. What are you trying to
Speaker 1: get at Listen, I understand you can't pay me back,
Speaker 1: and fine, you know what, No, you're right. I am
Speaker 1: not only going to turn you, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: turn you into one of the best vampires out there.
Speaker 1: You have such a brilliant mind, but no one has
Speaker 1: refined it, which is why you've been unable to make
Speaker 1: this business of yours come off the ground. But if
Speaker 1: I that's what I do. This is a coup. This
Speaker 1: is officially a coup, which makes it to where I
Speaker 1: look like the badass mafia queen that I am, and
Speaker 1: I get the man that I've always wanted, and I
Speaker 1: don't have to kill you. Oh a genius. See, I
Speaker 1: turn you. Therefore you're my underling. Therefore I own everything
Speaker 1: that you own and part of the mafia. Your business
Speaker 1: then falls underneath my control. I take it from you.
Speaker 1: Then I have one of the most valued tech companies
Speaker 1: out there. Only I can turn it around, because well,
Speaker 1: you're really good at making things that are useful. I'm
Speaker 1: really good at commoditizing them and manufacturing and marketing and
Speaker 1: all the other things that you are plumb abismo. Ad
Speaker 1: look at it this way, you'll have more time for activities,
Speaker 1: not group activities. Jesus listen here. Okay, pardon, well, well,
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, that could work. But again, I don't
Speaker 1: think you should go out on your own trying to
Speaker 1: figure out how to be a how to make all
Speaker 1: that work for yourself. Just let me take over the business.
Speaker 1: Oh no, trust me or not. You haven't been turned yet,
Speaker 1: but you're not gonna have much of a toice. Now,
Speaker 1: come on, we have to start the process. Well, it's
Speaker 1: my nail. I cut you bite, Go ahead, lap it up.
Speaker 1: The blood it gets into your system makes it tour.
Speaker 1: Once I bite into you, then even if I take
Speaker 1: a little bit too much, because you speel rather good,
Speaker 1: it won't be it won't actually be anything that's gonna
Speaker 1: harm you and kill you. There you go, Ah, that
Speaker 1: feels great. No that it's fine. You can take a
Speaker 1: little bit more take okay, no, no, no, no, no, don't
Speaker 1: get greedy. Now bring that lovely delicious arm over here.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, that's just cliche. I could absolutely bite
Speaker 1: your neck, but I don'd rather look into your eyes
Speaker 1: while I do this part.
Speaker 2: Now, looker for that.
Speaker 1: Sorry I should. I always end up tat and take
Speaker 1: a little bit too much that you should be fine though,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the woozy Oh no, no, no, usually I
Speaker 1: have checked. Usually when I turn people, it's not so
Speaker 1: impromptu and you lay down here. Hey, come come, take
Speaker 1: him to one of the guest rooms. Yes, he's freshly turned,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna need some you know what. This is
Speaker 1: a special occasion. Let's get some. Be positive. Yes, it
Speaker 1: helps you with the mood. It's the moon answer. Come on,
Speaker 1: it's blood type. People live your life like your blood type.
Speaker 1: Be positive. Yeah, they're gonna give you everything that you need,
Speaker 1: take care of you while you go through this transformation process.
Speaker 1: It's a little creaky. We'll go with that. It's a
Speaker 1: little and well, you will start your training and what
Speaker 1: it means to be a vampire and turn you into
Speaker 1: the world's best vampire. Well, no, that's not exactly what
Speaker 1: is gonna happen. You don't instantly become one of my
Speaker 1: coppos or anything like that. No, you also start at
Speaker 1: the bottom rung of the mafia too. Lord, you have
Speaker 1: so much to learn such such a little paladin, aren't you? Paladin?
Speaker 1: Dandy about the Do you think I don't know what
Speaker 1: a twenty sided dice is? Jesus, all right, you go
Speaker 1: ahead and take that nap. I am gonna be busy
Speaker 1: going through your phone and ensuring any little chickadees that
Speaker 1: still know who you are also forget who you are.
Speaker 1: All the world forgets about them. All right, bye, darling,
Speaker 1: see you in a couple of days. Hey, guys, Zeena
Speaker 1: Alexander here. Okay, so this is the last day that
Speaker 1: if you are messaging me on discord, I probably do
Speaker 1: not hear I've heard from you. Inspiration for this audio
Speaker 1: this goes back to me a few years ago when
Speaker 1: I don't think any of you guys would have liked me.
Speaker 1: I legitimately, I had a couple of exts that cheated
Speaker 1: on me. It caused me to like really want to
Speaker 1: go through phones and all that good stuff. And nobody
Speaker 1: got harmed or anything, but I really went back to
Speaker 1: that mindset of like wanting to remove anybody who was
Speaker 1: against our relationship out of my partner's lives. So that's
Speaker 1: kind of the inspiration that I drew upon. But also
Speaker 1: when I saw the artwork that I created, like this
Speaker 1: girl who's like menacing holding someone up, I instantly thought mafia.
Speaker 1: And several of you guys in our community posts also
Speaker 1: saw that too. And then on top of that, I
Speaker 1: haven't done a vampire audio in a while, so I
Speaker 1: thought it was like Vampire Mafia. Not gonna lie. My friend,
Speaker 1: best friend dream Audio v out dream Audio va here
Speaker 1: on YouTube did a Vampire Princess series and you know what,
Speaker 1: dream Dream took a couple of my stories and built
Speaker 1: off of them. So I was like, you know what
Speaker 1: this is? This would be fun. We have that kind
Speaker 1: of back and forth. She's fine with it, I'm fine
Speaker 1: with it. So anyways, some community shout outs, I want
Speaker 1: to say thank you guys. It is baffling to me
Speaker 1: that we have gotten so many people onto our Discord server.
Speaker 1: It just keeps growing and growing and growing and growing.
Speaker 1: So I want to say hello to Steiner insert name
Speaker 1: here has been very very has been very very active
Speaker 1: space Solitaire John this slime is actually a writer on
Speaker 1: the server now and does some NSFW stuff that I'm
Speaker 1: super excited with, and Biggles and then Ory, I love
Speaker 1: your face. I know you haven't had as much time
Speaker 1: to be on the server, but you are still equally
Speaker 1: as loved. I am coming back home tonight, guys. I
Speaker 1: might just pass out though, not gonna lie, but I
Speaker 1: will be around for Thursday, Friday, Saturday. We will definitely
Speaker 1: be on the server, playing some video games, chit chatting,
Speaker 1: and having some fun again. Our server is linked in
Speaker 1: the description down below. If you guys would like to
Speaker 1: get with that anyways, I love you. It's free for
Speaker 1: everyone to join if you want to. Anyways, I love you,
Speaker 1: guys more than make announcing in the next one.
Speaker 2: Bye.