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ahead a vision, but it's my being.
Speaker 2: To reach the accent. I'm spinning and mad turning for
ye oh man, bud, it's time. These guys nice.
Speaker 3: It's a good.
Speaker 2: Candy cable.
Speaker 4: And God feel the sannyteen ma sho. It's good.
Speaker 2: Letting go.
Speaker 5: Welcome to for crying out loud. Stephanie's dancing. I'm excited.
Speaker 6: You know it's Monday. Yeah, this is my only job,
so I get I get excited. I'm going to work today.
Speaker 5: Where's your briefcame?
Speaker 2: You're not.
Speaker 6: In yoga pants and a thermal top.
Speaker 2: I just did that.
Speaker 5: That happened?
Speaker 1: That good?
Speaker 5: That's good. All right, you're done for the day. You
go home now. I'm out? Yeah, baby, how was how's
it going? It's it's hanging, it's going. It's time time.
Speaker 6: I like your Jimmy Kimmel hoodie and I want one.
Speaker 5: It's Adams. I took it from him. Oh because it's raining.
Why can't Jimmy just give you one? I don't know.
Is at Christmas time Adam gets the gift? I don't
know what I send a bit some swag. Speaking of
Jimmy Kimmel. So Monday, No, today's Monday Friday. Oh my,
thew on Friday. So Stephanie're gonna want this, okay. So
they're like, you know, there's this new place called the
Alpine Village out and where was it?
Speaker 7: Kalyn Lawrence?
Speaker 5: They were both there, Brandon and Kalyn and Torrence? Okay,
South Bay, would you say, I don't know whatever. It's
Torrance and it's called the Alpine Village. So you know
they got the Endless Rant going on tap and they're
gonna just do this whole promotion. Okay. So Suzanne and
I we drive out there and then Jay's out of town.
Jay says, contact Chris Maxapatta, our little guy over here.
He's gonna be playing singing stuff. Yeah, he's gonna be
doing stuff. And so when you get there, text him
and he'll tell you where to go. I okay. We
pull in the place. Is it looks like the carnival
came to town? I mean, except it was under a
big tent. It looks like a rave under a tent
and loud and you could hear like stup on stage.
We got a murders but like and and just strobe music,
boom but boom but boom, And then there's a restaurant
off to the side. Did you bring like a little
backpack and like a so I look oat. Susanna and
I are like, oh, must be it's not over there,
obviously it's got to be in this restaurant. We go
in the restaurant, endless rant. Huh what no, no, but
there's nobody of course, right, nobody's there, Susannah and I Okay,
So we decided to sit down and get something to eat.
I'm texting Chris and he's like, now we're in the tent,
and I said, are you kidding me? You're in the tent.
There's like probably two thousand people in there, and there's
a huge line. He goes, no, no, no, just go
up there. Show them your ID, which is a paper
DMV from from the DMV because I lost you. Yeah,
and those just bring it. We have a table. All
the lackeys are here, Matt Fondelier and Kaylin and Chris
and wow, they were all there. Nick, So are they
getting no tea? Are they getting no tea? And free
beer and a ton of pussy.
Speaker 6: Grabbing that pussy.
Speaker 5: So anyways, it's just a huge, like two thousand people.
So after I eat this big full, I'm like full. Like, okay, Susan,
we'll just go in there and we'll say hi and
give our support. We walk in. Chris Maxapat is on
stage judging a contest of chicks holding their stein out.
They have to hold their arm out with a beer
full of stein, and like they're lined up and whoever
lasts the longest wins. I love that, I know. They
start to chase it. Yeah, And then and they're all
talking and like they're dressed in their late later hos,
and they're all like, uh, they're all doing the zigizucki
and they're talking with that German accent that you know,
uh if they're if they do this, they are out,
and the whole audience goes. They are out, you know,
and the guys saying the rules, and Maxipata is up
there and he's trying to get you know, the girls
to mess up and and so anyways, he's out there
and then now it's the guy's turn to get up there,
and they're like, we got missus Corolla in the house. Like,
first of all, knowing nothing, if you don't give a
fucking ship. They don't even they do because they're coming
for the It was a beer fest. It was october Fest,
That's what it was. Oh yeah, but they were doing
like this whole festivity thing, right, and they had I
guess they were in studio last week for Adam Carolla show.
Speaker 7: Right. Yeah, they came into the studio and provided us
some great German food. So they brought like a bunch
of schnitzel and sausages and beer.
Speaker 5: Schnitchel. Isn't there a picture of Adam and the two
of them and any people like sausage a lot? Yeah,
they like. They like the schnitzel for sure, and krout
and krout And then they asked me to come up
on stage.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, first of all, I just got a
huge salad.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. No, I had the sammie and mashed potatoes.
I know, I was so stuffed. And they want me
to drink the beer. And I mean, I'm having a
glass of beer, but I'm full and there's always room
for beer, but they want me. I'm wearing Okay, I
had no idea what. I'm wearing a shirt that I
bought with Natalia at her her favorite store right now
is uh Tillies, and it's like that surfer store, and
they got like they got teens in the back. And
I'm walking through the store and it's cheap and they
have you know, and I'm going on trying on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: It's an Italian LB probably like similar size, yes, yeah,
a little slim hipped.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they doladies.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, so they I'm at the cells all about
Brandy Melville. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, which I meet certainly
in my mind confused with Brandy Glanville.
Speaker 5: Me too, I know, me too.
Speaker 8: I'm always like, Brandy Glanville has a store. I'm not
supporting that bullshit. But it's not swly different.
Speaker 2: I got.
Speaker 5: I'm buying the store, and I'm like thinking, Okay, I
got these events coming up and I gotta travel. I'll
buy some shirts, the cute shirts, you know, they're like
twenty four to ninety nine. I get this leotard shirt,
so I wear that and and I put it on
with my underwear. I could care less, so I have
double panty lines going on my you know, I'm wearing jeans.
But the bottom line was, and it was the shirt
was a little revealing a little too revealing from what
I'm used to, but what the heck? I didn't think
it was gonna be. I thought there's gonna be five
people at this thing and the lackeys. I had no
idea I was gonna be Yeah, but my payon. So
at the first time I went up there.
Speaker 6: You're a good looking lady.
Speaker 5: I came back, show it off. Suzanne goes, you have
a shirt in the car, right hyd you? I thought,
under a bushel?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 6: Don't hide your what? Don't hide your something under a bushel?
Speaker 5: Uh so mad So, I said, you need the Madison reed.
Speaker 2: I uh.
Speaker 5: Suzanna. After I came back down from being on the stage,
she's like, you got a T shirt in the car right?
I said yeah. She goes, let me go get it.
I go the car's far and she said it's worth it.
Just give me the keys. That's a good friend. I
go wine and she goes, yeah, that's that. It doesn't
look right. You need to change if you're gonna go
back because they then they're like, you're gonna come back
up and judge the men, and I was like, okay, fine,
bring them out. Then they line up the guys. The
guys are holding a rubber chicken and they have to
stand there and hold it. But first of all, what
I want to know is why the chicks got to
hold something heavy like a stin of beer, and the
guys get to hold a fake rubber chicken that weighs
like two pounds. You know what I mean? I do
know what you made that. It's not right, that's the
what's that bullshit?
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's because the era didn't pass right many years
ago exactly.
Speaker 5: So anyway, he's standing out there and I'm like, what
do you want me to say? And they're like, speak
into the microphone. Everybody's getting drunk, nobody's listening. I could
say I could have said, hey, everybody, that's all for Trump,
and nobody would have batted an ey. Everybody's making out
and there's just like there's just beer flying everywhere, and
then there's standing Those guys are standing there and I'm judging.
Speaker 6: I'm like, what is happening?
Speaker 5: I was having a nice quiet Suzanne. Now I'm like,
I said, Nick, how many people you think are out here?
And he said, oh, like probably three thousand people out there.
I was like, this is insanity. So then I started
snapchatting it and it was fun. But then then to
cap of the night, I'm about to leave and they're like, no, no, no, no,
we gotta do the Uh you're gonna join the beer
chugging contest. And I said, oh boy, no, no, no no.
They said, well, we need to. We have one team
and they have one girl and we have another. We
need another team of the four guys and one girl.
So you're it. The lackey's in you. And I was like, no,
I gotta get up. The other thing is I gotta
get up early in the morning. Was this It was
the busiest. This was Friday night. Okay, so Saturday is
the one of the busiest days of the year, which
is the Halloween carneval No, uh huh. And I mama
is flying out a burbank at twelve thirty so and
I got little Buddha spending the night. So these two
inn Italian little Buddha are all hell bends.
Speaker 6: Who's no one's manning the booth right because Adam.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know. That's a whole other Yeah no
he did. He manned the booth. He didn't I do it. Yeah,
he went over there and did his volunteer.
Speaker 6: I thought he said at the last minute, like, no,
I can't do it.
Speaker 5: No, no, that is something else, something else. So that
is going on the trip right right, So I'm like,
I gotta get up early. I gotta go. So, yeah,
there's the two. That's that's what I was on stage
with that guy and that girl. And then they're pretty talented.
They're saying, there's a whole band by the way with
saxophones and drums and they're singing like ninety nine loft
balloons and it was insane. So yeah, they were doing
they were dancing. I mean, they're very talented. But so anyways,
I have to get up. Adam, No, Adam was not there.
They that was a picture of them from the before me.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 5: Okay, they dropped beer off over here. So the next
day is a very busy day for me. I'm traveling
to San Francisco and Natalia has her friend Camm He
spend the night there, bent hell bent on joining the contest,
the Halloween contest, and I got to get them in
their little Halloween costumes. You know, I could do their
makeup and stuff. I'm not even packed, and now I'm
on stage with guys holding rubber chickens at tendir, like
what's going on?
Speaker 6: Far from home?
Speaker 5: And I'm trying to leave and they're like, no, no, no,
not so fast, get back over here because you're joining
the beer chugging contest. I already have like one beer
down and I'm full, like I can't stuff another beer
into my styme too, Like I just I'm not used
to drinking all like that that anyways, So we get
on stage the lackeys and I and their lady is
telling us the rules, and I'm going, what am I doing? Right?
She's like, so if you if you if you uh
you guzzle the beer, you put it down. If you
start to drip, if you start to spill on yourself,
you have to put it down. I put the paddle
over it and it goes to the next guy. And
I'm going, what she just say? I don't know what's
the rules. I have no idea. All I heard is
you can't spill and drool on yourself, and uh, I
was like done and done. So I just thought I
would just like, you know, just sip and put it
back down. No, you have to. They're waiting on you
to guzzle so it can go to the next lackey.
Had I known that I would have been, I don't
know where I would have been the lineup. But so
we start and there's like five guys. There's four girls
and a guy in front of us in a long table.
We're on stage in front of like three thousand people,
and then me and the lackeys and I'm second to go,
and who was first? I don't remember. I don't know.
Matt Matt Fondelio win for he hugged it and put
it down, and we were going, he did it before
the first guy. Right, We were in first place by
that point. Then we slowed way down.
Speaker 8: Because seriously, you're taking this. You're like, you're like, okay,
well I'm going to get the play by play. Every
beer guzzling? How many people in their forties.
Speaker 5: So I'm guzzling and I start to spill, and I'm thinking,
oh good, I get to put it. So I went
and put it down and She's like, no, no, no,
keep going, keep going, And I thought, I.
Speaker 7: Thought, so now every super confusing because they they told
us beforehand the rule was you can't spill. So then
Lynette like spilled, so she thought, oh, I got to
put it down, and the meantime, the other team is
spilling all over the place and they're just not putting
it down. So then so then we were like, so.
Speaker 5: It was anarchy. It was anarchy. So now I'm sipping
it in like holding like my hand underneath my chin
so I don't spell like I'm like trying to. I
don't know. I'm guzzling a beer right now, and I
gotta get up tomorrow morning. Anyways, we lost.
Speaker 7: Right, we did. Yeah, Glenn and I were both the
slowest of the chuggers.
Speaker 5: We were really, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 6: How many beers did you chug?
Speaker 5: One one? Yes, went all the way down the line.
Nick down his pretty quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And the last one had to drink the boot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this was the biggest one. Yeah. So uh it
was yeah. And then the next morning, I wake up
to let's go, let's get up. It's time for the carnival.
Do our mommy, do my hair and maids.
Speaker 8: So you had to go to the carnival. You had
to go before your plane left, or you had damn
them out of the door.
Speaker 5: You had to get them dressed and ready. And I
dropped them off at the school and I pushed them
right out of that. I rolled them and their costumes
out of the car. And the time I was a
little cupcake and Cammy was a cake. Oh my god,
they were really cute and shell your picture pictures. Yeah, Facebook,
I'll put them on Facebook. And uh and they they
came in second and there they did. Yeah they did.
But Mommy, who's like shaking? And I don't know, not
that I wasn't It wasn't hungover because I didn't really
drink that much, but I had like the biggest pounding
headache just thinking of what I had to do. And
then also Harry yeah, and then going to San francis Land,
by the way, as soon as I land, go straight
from the airport to the location, which is a bar,
to meet them and say hello, and did that, and
then briefly go back to the hotels, put my stuff
down and then go back out again. Drove to Oakland,
which was forty five minutes from the hotel and sketchy,
and then went to the second stop. Met the owner
of the second Stop. It was very nice, but he
was young son of the owner of the the you
know the aman right, and decided that he wanted to
take and I was not really drinking because I was
so tired. All I kept thinking is, Ooh, I can't
wait to get back to my hotel. I'm gonna watch Netflix.
I'm gonna relax. I'm gonna get home at like ten
thirty eleven. That's gonna be done, and then off to
get up in the morning and go back home. But
so this kid was like, no, I insist you come
with me. We're going to a Halloween party. It's down
the street. It's my other bar, and I'll get endless
rant in that bar. And you guys were going, come on,
let's go, let's go, Oh, come on, come on. I
was with our King Harbor guy, our King Carter, who
I love Tom, and I was like, the other people
left and Tom is staying in Oakland at another hotel
because he's got other meetings, and I'm in San Francisco
and I'm an hour away from my hotel.
Speaker 6: And now they're an airport in Oakland.
Speaker 5: There is, but I wanted to go from Burbank. I
didn't want to go out of Laa at the time.
So anyway, yeah, went to the stupid Halloween party. End
up going home back to my hotel one thirty in
the morning. Oh no, exhausted, and this guy was like
shots shots, and I was like no, no, no, I
did one, like half a shot. Put it down. I couldn't.
I couldn't stomach it. By the way, did not eat anything,
not nothing, and didn't. I had no time. It was
like it was peanuts at one bar and then a
granola bar on the way to the second bar.
Speaker 6: Oh jeez, that was it.
Speaker 5: And went back to my hotel, went to bed, got up,
gotten the twelve I don't know, yeah, nine thirty twelve,
twelve o'clock, got back to Burbank. Adam says, come pick
up the kids and Phil at the warehouse swung by here,
and then another full day of basketball practices and girl
scouts going to the school to decorate clean up from
the carnival and to decorate for Red Week, Red Ribbon
Week this week.
Speaker 6: So exhaust, you have to forget the girl scouts.
Speaker 5: I try that. However, I missed the last like two
things they did, and I told them ahead of time.
Oh well, I'll be landing at like one one thirty.
They're meeting at three. Son, he's got to go to
basketball at three, So I'll just I'm gonna have to
be in that area. I'll drop Sonny off and then
I'll take an Italian we'll go decorate. Yeah, miserable and
it was raining. All I wanted to do was go
home and put my pajamas on. Then Phil has diarrhea
on top of everything. Ooh yeah, yeah, and now.
Speaker 6: Here I am what they were feeding him while you
were gone.
Speaker 5: I don't have no idea.
Speaker 6: I feel like, as moms, we have to police everything.
Speaker 5: Yes, we leave and like, oh the backyard was just
this dog destroyed everything? Yes, no, wonder why you had diarrhea.
He ate part of the chair, the new chairs I
body tore it apart. He ate all his little if
he if you put him in the backyard, he will
punish you. If you put him in the backyard during
the day, he's fine. But if you put him in
the backyard when he gets up at like five thirty
and he goes out to peen, he doesn't want to
go back to bed, and you just go shit, just
fucking stay out there. He will punish your ass because
you wake up and everything will be destroyed. Adam said that,
and he's right. I believe. At first, I'm like, no,
he's nice, I'm punishing. No, he's right, he's right. He
destroyed everything. He ate his his bed, he ate a plant,
he who knows what he ate? Now he's got diarrhea.
He's not feeling very good. And he's here right now
and he shit in here twice. And I love that
Adam had to clean up his diarrhea. Adam took him
to Sonny's football game. The dog shit on the football
field and it was embarrassing. I got a picture of
Adam cleaning it up from one of the moms. I
was like, why is he? Why is Phil even there?
To begin with? There's no dogs. I every Saturday I go,
I never bring Phil. Why are you?
Speaker 8: Why? Just a thing of like, I'm just gonna be
family man, that's gonna bring my dog. And it's and
then they realize how hard it is once they.
Speaker 2: Actually go to do it.
Speaker 5: And I loved hearing his Missle Weekend. He talked about
it on Today's If you listen to Monday's podcast, He
talked all about his misery, how he had clean up diarrhea,
how he had to go and volunteer at the carnival,
and so his job for.
Speaker 6: Us, that's called Tuesday exactly, thank you.
Speaker 8: That's every single day of our lives is multitasking all
of our kids, business, we got our own with finding
time to have a meal, with taking care of the dog,
with he's putting everybody's dishes in the dishwashers.
Speaker 5: He's complaining last night about how he went to Phil
Seth Us Phil Seth McFarland's party and he didn't come
home till two thirty in the morning, and then Phil
woke him up at three thirty with diarrhea, and then
he had to get up again at five thirty. And
it's like, yeah, but you were out partying, having fun.
I was running. Yes, I'm drinking, but I don't want
to be I'm greeting and meeting and helloing and you know,
thank you for having our beer in your establishment. That's
what I'm doing, right, okay. And you're out partying and
you're upset because you got to take pill outside at
five o'clock in the morning and you got to clean
up exactly. That's a tuesday, right, And then he talks
about how he had to oh my god, what what
are we? What are doing society? With the confetti eggs?
He had to do the sale does your school do
confetti eggs? No, Oh my god, it's the stupidest thing.
Stupidest thing. They take eggs shells and they stuff them
with confetti and there's probably like five hundred of them
and then they just give them to the kids and
they throw them at each other at the Halloween carnival
and it's oh, it's a tradition and it's fun. And
they sell silly string. So four hundred cans of silly string,
Adams doling it out. Now, there's not I don't think
there's one person on this planet that is more against
silly string than Adam Corolla.
Speaker 6: He's right, you got to take a stand on something.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. He's like, it's all chemicals. It's nothing
but chemicals. And kids are in they're mashing it in
each other's faces, like sh right in their eyes, and
what are we doing? What are we doing? And I'm like, yeah,
I know, what are we doing? That's yeah what you
just said. I've done that every year, Thank you very much.
It's miserable, isn't it. And it's a mess. And who's
cleaning that? Yeah, I'm cleaning it. I ain't cleaning it.
So he did the and the Asian lady that he
worked with behind the counter. It's like some Asian mom.
She's like. He starts to complain about the eggs and
he's like, where, what what is this and and she's like, oh, yeah,
we do it. She's like, we we sent emails out
all week, we sent notices something. He goes, I never
heard anything about confetti eggs. Oh well we sent No,
we sent letters home. We sent I'm like, yeah, they do,
they send them home. I get. I've gotten emails all
the way of the week leading up. We're short three
hundred eggs. We're gonna be at Octavia's house at three
o'clock today. If you can come by and stuff, we'd
be really happy if you could do it. And it's
like there's people going home, going on up to bed, hungry,
and this is what we're doing with our time. And
I agree, But thank thank you for witnessing what we
as mothers have to go through. Adam, thank you very much. Yeah,
ding ding ding, where's that bell?
Speaker 6: I know John's always surprised.
Speaker 8: I go and do the outreach stuff for our school
and on the different the things that are all day,
and I think he just looks at me like, how
do you even think of doing that? Well, I don't
think of it, but you get roped into shit, of course,
but somebody's like, hey, can you I went.
Speaker 6: To a fundraising meeting for the middle school.
Speaker 8: And brought up the fact that I did that yard
sale to raise money for a Democratic National headquarters or
whatever I was.
Speaker 5: You know, I won't mention her name.
Speaker 8: But I was raising money for so mad yeah, for somebody,
and it went so well and that I brought it
up at the fundraising meeting for our middle school and
I was like, look, this is what I did, and
I did just did it with a couple of friends,
and it was really easy. I threw a yard sale
and the kids made signs, and then we gave all
the proceeds to our favorite uh okay organization. So wait
a second, when you say yard sale, just yours. I
did it at my house, but a bunch but I
had like a bunch of friends brought stuff to help out, right,
and we raised like six hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 5: In a morning.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 8: So I said to the middle to the fundraising committee,
I was like, maybe we could do a yard sale,
And this is what I did, and it went really well,
and it was pretty.
Speaker 5: Easy to do.
Speaker 6: We just advertised on Craigslist and nextdoor dot.
Speaker 8: Com and people brought stuff over to my house the
night before and then that morning I had my friend
came over and we just set up and we put
out some tarps and some tables and we had jewelry
and toys and books and clothes, and you know, we
sold really we sold out. So anyway, the girl who's
the head of the fundraising committee was like, yeah, that
sounds awesome, let's do it. Let's pick a date. So
one woman said we could do it at her house,
but she can't really be there. So really the person
and who's running at me, Yeah, but so the problem
is And then I said to the woman who's in
charge of it, I was like, well, the problem is
I can't do it by myself. Like I'm busy, I
got three kids, I'm doing stuff, the kids have basketball.
And this woman who says we can do it at
our house can't be there, right, I'm not holding a
garage cell for our school alone.
Speaker 6: No, And she's like, oh, people will help, people will help.
Speaker 8: Well, who nobody's steppy, you know what I mean? Unless
you ask, people can you do this with me and
get them excited.
Speaker 6: You're on your own, of course. Yeah, and you know
nobody wants to like take that on.
Speaker 8: And I'm just saying, I'm I wouldn't if it wasn't
my thing, Like I wouldn't show up.
Speaker 5: And fill eggs with confetti. I'd be like, oh hell no, no,
are you crazy? I didn't No, no, no, no, no
no no.
Speaker 8: I'm just saying, you get roped into stuff and then
you end up working hard because it's sort of all
on you.
Speaker 5: But I'm not somebody who's like, yeah, I know, I'm not.
I get the email all the time, like Adam's like,
I know this, so first I've heard of it.
Speaker 2: No, duh.
Speaker 5: First of all, you're not going through the kids' backpacks
and reading stuff that's coming home from school, and you
don't read, and you don't read your emails. It's if
any email comes through.
Speaker 6: If they buried it in the phantom tollbooth.
Speaker 5: Right. Thank you very much, Denie for remembering that.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 5: Yes, no, he doesn't read, so I get the emails
that come through. I It's part of why I felt
like I had to do the girl Scout thing, because
I was like they haven't been around like I have.
I feel guilty.
Speaker 8: This is probably annoyasy about him too, because yeah, is
when when like, we're the ones who monitor the homework
every day, right and force them to do homework, and
then when he has to do it, he's probably like,
this is ridiculous.
Speaker 6: Why do they have homework?
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 6: We gotta take a stand against.
Speaker 8: Homework, And you're like, okay, bitch, I've been the one
who's policing the home right for the last five years,
and now suddenly that when you have to do when
it's kind of falling on you, Dow.
Speaker 5: You're irritating. So exactly one thousand percent right, It's the
same thing as last year when he decided to take
the stand on the projects. No more projects, No more projects.
I have a project. That's my deck. I'm building a deck.
No projects. The doggie is the academy. The kids are
running around, I got workers trapping through my no more projects,
and I'm telling the school. I'm going to the set.
I'm going to the principal and I'm going to go
talk to that principle, and I'm going to talk to
the PTA and I'm going to go there on what
was it back to school night, and I'm going to
talk to those people. And you tell them, you email them,
and you say, Sonny isn't turning into CD because I
we are inner under construction, and I am and we're
done with these projects. It was the end of the year.
Speaker 8: You know how teachers take to that. Oh my god,
They're like, oh, I'm sorry, I got the houses under construction.
Speaker 5: I didn't know.
Speaker 8: Sorry, right, you're building up your house. Well, then your
kids are off the hook. They don't have to do
anything right.
Speaker 5: So I show up at back to school and I'm
the one getting the dirty looks from the teacher. And
he I don't even remember. One time he didn't come.
There was one time he did come and he was
looking at all the artwork on the wall and was
the one that Sonny had made and couldn't make sense
of it, and the other one Sonny didn't even get
up on the wall because the teacher was like, it
was a disaster that was that night. He could have
said something, didn't say anything, and then he never said
it again, never brought it up again. And then I
look like a jackass because I'm the one that has
to go in and see those teachers and have meetings
with those teachers and the principal. And I'm thinking the
principal was thinking, where's your stance?
Speaker 8: Huh.
Speaker 5: I thought you guys were gonna like bring it. I
thought you didn't want you were going to take a
stance on homework. You know what he said last night?
He said, I'm going to get doctor Bruce or doctor
Drew Ry. I'm gonna have I'm gonna get a doctor's
note that those kids can't be around silly string.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 6: I don't want to period.
Speaker 5: Yes, he was like, it's like kids with allergies or whatever. Mike,
I don't want my children around. I'm sorry, but my
kids can't be just a peyton that nonsense. God knows
what that school things of us. I mean, both kids
on I EP. Oh, God, it's terrible. Father's going off
talking about no homework, no silly string allowed. It's terrible.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 6: We're the ones though, who like yeah, and then where
are the jackasses?
Speaker 5: We're the one I feel like a heel when I
have to walk into their classrooms, you know. And God
knows what the other mothers must think too, like oh wow,
she's married to him, Like did you hear what he
said about you know. And then there's the telephone game.
You know. He said he was going to destroy missus
what's the name. He was gonna burn her house down,
He's gonna hit her over the head with a chair,
smash her brain into Oh my god, speaking hitting over
the head. Watch it. I watched it. Oh yeah, oh
walking Dead. That might be a spoiler last night. Yeah yeah, yeah.
This the audience though, so I'm not going to spoil anything.
But I have to say it was the one and
only time that I've watched a television show where I
thought I might have to turn it off because I
couldn't take it. It got very it got very intense,
very graphic. It was very graphic, very graphic, very graphic,
and violently it got very intense, and I was like, oh,
I can't take another. No, no, no, I don't watch
that show. It's so good.
Speaker 6: But do you watch Story of Us? No, it's good,
pretty good. Wait, I'm liking it.
Speaker 5: What is what channel is that on?
Speaker 8: It's like the New Parenthood. Oh, it's on I don't know, ABC, NBC,
something like.
Speaker 5: That, one of those network.
Speaker 2: Story of Us.
Speaker 5: No, it's good, it's like it's good John.
Speaker 8: I watched it in bed last night and John was
subject subjected to it, Yeah, and he I don't you know,
he was like, oh God, are we going to watch this?
Speaker 6: Went out and then he was like, this is giving
me the feels?
Speaker 5: What does that mean?
Speaker 6: He was getting affected by it really, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 8: Because there's a story in it of the woman it's
played by Mandy Moore.
Speaker 5: It's basically is us.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is us.
Speaker 5: See.
Speaker 8: So the Mandy Moore plays a woman who has triplets,
but one of them dies, so she has twins. But
then there's a little black baby who was given up
by its dad at the hospital and it just so
happens they find out their baby died. But now there's
this baby at the hospital, so the Mandy Moore adopts
that baby too, so she takes home. So it's two
white babies and a black baby. And then the story now, well,
now then you cut to current time, so it flashes
back to when the babies were little and the kids
were little, and it flashes forward to now they're adults.
And the guy, the African American character is played by
the guy who played Christopher Darden in the OJ story
Love Him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's really good. I forgot the name of the actor.
Speaker 5: I love him. He's really good.
Speaker 6: And so now he's married and has a couple kids.
But he looks up his biological father.
Speaker 8: He finds his father who's the one who left him
at the hospital when he was a baby, and anyway,
at the mom I think died, but they haven't really
been that clear about it. But it's it's really very
effectively told and John, it took us back and it
would take you back to the early days of having twins,
which you know, and they had triplets, which is just
like you're just losing your mind. You're not sleeping, and
one of them is always crying, and at one point
she's sitting on the floor like freaking out, and the
baby starts crying and he.
Speaker 5: Goes, which one is it? I don't know what. I
think it's the one that hates.
Speaker 8: Me and.
Speaker 5: Just being really negative.
Speaker 8: Right, He's like, God is not really bonding, and you know,
there's different stuff going.
Speaker 5: On and I might have I might get flashbacks because
I have PTSD from that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, those early days, I know, those initial when they're infants,
like those first you know, you think about how long
babies are full on babies, Like where they're infants, it's
a good six months before they're for sure going to
be probably sleeping through the night. And I say that
loosely because a lot of people's kids are not sleeping
through the night at six months, but a lot of
babies by six months are fully sleeping through the night.
Speaker 5: And when we say at night, we mean I don't know,
ten eleven to six.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's right, but you're not waking up every few hours.
But think about how long six months is, Like, it's
not a week. It's not well, okay, if we could
just make it through the week. It's like it seems
it's halacious. It feels never ending, right, And then people
go like, why you should be enjoying this, enjoy this,
so you're not not going to get this time back.
Thank god, we're not going to get this time back
because I can't. I don't know who are these people
are that enjoy the first few months of being a
new mom.
Speaker 5: It's like, it's really hard, is it hot? I'm I
don't know what it would be like if I had one.
Speaker 6: It was also hard because I had I had one first.
Speaker 5: I had an Albie. Right, it's hard well, because think
about it.
Speaker 8: With two, you almost have to forgive yourself for fucking up,
because what are you supposed to do? You got two,
but when you only have one, you put even more
pressure on yourself because you're like, I should be attending
to all of this baby's needs because I.
Speaker 5: Have a baby.
Speaker 8: Right, so you're twenty four to seven, you're going, okay,
I don't know, especially if it didn't you any anxiety.
Speaker 5: Was John Taylor of Duran Durant Was he did he
help in those early days?
Speaker 2: Yes? He did.
Speaker 5: He did feedings and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: You know, the very early days when I was like,
I'm going to breastfeed.
Speaker 5: I'm making this work, you know.
Speaker 8: I think I was trying to do it all myself
in that of at least the feeding, and then I
then we started doing formula at least in the middle
of the night.
Speaker 5: I mean, this only went on for I'm making myself
sound better than I was.
Speaker 8: I mean, I think three weeks right the outside of
how long I tried to breastfeed me too, I think
two weeks. Yeah, I think two and I gave it
and I kept I thought about it for the last week.
Yeah a lot, But yeah, I mean, John was definitely helpful.
I remember though, being in the hospital and i'd had
the C section, and I remember how awful the whole
rooming in where they left LB with us, and you know,
it was like a bomb went off in your life.
You're like, Okay, so I can't sleep. I just I
had surgery. Motherfuckers. Like I'm on all this pain medicine
and you're trying to put baby on my chest and
off my chest.
Speaker 5: I'm passing out and they're like, no, you got a bond.
You got a bond on your baby.
Speaker 6: And you're like, oh.
Speaker 8: They And when when I first had her, they had
this thing where they didn't have a nursery. I don't
know why, if it was a funding thing or they
were just really trying to promote the rooming and they close.
Speaker 5: Yeah. When I had my kids too, they had them
in my room with me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I was like, uh, And meanwhile, your husband,
uh can't sleep.
Speaker 5: There's no bed for them.
Speaker 8: So there he's on a chair trying to sleep in
a chair. Also helped trying to help me because, like
I said, I'd had major surgery.
Speaker 5: So I couldn't move. The first day, you're on a
lot of pain meds, but you can't.
Speaker 8: You can get up at one point, but you need
the babies brought to you to try to breastfeed them,
which wasn't working. And then then they send in like
a breastfeeding specialist, a lactation consultant in the hospital.
Speaker 6: And you're like, I just had surgery.
Speaker 5: I know who cares.
Speaker 6: We're gonna get some colostrum out of this bad voice
and it kills us.
Speaker 8: I'm like, well, it is gonna kill us, because now
I got eighteen pillows stacked.
Speaker 6: They're like, okay, take a pillow.
Speaker 8: Now put one under your back, and now put one
under your arm, and now hold the baby like a football.
Speaker 6: And you're like, oh my god, nothing's happening.
Speaker 5: And then I'm.
Speaker 6: Supposed to repeat this.
Speaker 8: There's like I need a video to watch to figure
out the pillow formation to try.
Speaker 5: To repeat this. Sell over my face, lady, please and
just push hards kill me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: But the thing is you get home now you got
these babies, and when they're not sleeping through the night,
You're like, this is not gonna be over.
Speaker 6: In a week.
Speaker 5: No, this is gonna be this is I would hear
them months, I would hear them cry while I'm sleeping,
and I would go, what is that annoying noise? What
is that noise? Oh? Fuck them? Oh my god?
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: I mean, first of all, Adam decides that he's gonna
shoot the hammer. This is the only two weeks I have.
It's two weeks of just I gotta go out, go.
Speaker 2: Out at hard.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna shoot the hammer. We're gonna film it for
two weeks. It's gonna be all. I'll be close by,
but I'll be off closed. But I mean, he was nowhere.
Thank god, people like you know, miss what's her name
with the nannies and the fuck off. Listen. If I
had a mother in law that could come and stay
stay with me, don't you think I would? If I
had my mother, if I had a sister, a sister
in law. My sister in law came to town after
they were born. She was there four days and she
brought her kid. And that's all I got. That's it, zero,
zippo nothing. So thank god that we had the means
to hire somebody to help me, and even then that
person was only there, you know, I mean they had
to stay with me at night to help me feed,
and then she's out.
Speaker 8: I mean people, there's a big difference to me between
people that have like round the clock help and one
baby and they're not doing anything and they're not like
there there are people and Lannies will have stories about
people that hire somebody to do everything and this person
doesn't end up bonding with their own baby. When you
have twins, you are always gonna be on one of
those babies. Aint, no, there ain't no getting out of it.
Speaker 5: Like I it was every hour and a half feeding,
so you would feed, then you have to burp the
whole burping thing and remember that, Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 8: And if you've never burped a baby before, you're like,
how does this even work?
Speaker 6: I know, how am I supposed to get a burp
out of this thing?
Speaker 5: And if it doesn't, can I put them back down?
Or do I have to still hold them and wait
till burps? What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 8: Is it gonna kill them?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 5: And then then you gotta you gotta burp them, Then
you gotta change your diaper, and then you gotta put
them back down to sleep, and then you feed the
other one and that takes how long? I don't know.
Forty five minutes right that hole, and then you put
that one deck down and then in an hour and
a half to two hours later, time to feed again,
right around the mother fucking clock. And Adam is filming
The Hammer, right and I'm and.
Speaker 8: They don't understand why we're crying all the time, right right,
I guess, Oh God, I'm not.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, We're gonna say one time he
can well.
Speaker 5: No, the day I came home because I had a
C section two, and I'm you know, I'm I got Ozzy.
Remember Ozzy, Adam's guy oz Oswaldo. He's in the Hammer.
So he was a day laborer that had worked with
Adam for thirty years, but then Adam let him go
because he's pain in the ass. But he was like,
first of all, he shows up in my delivery room.
I'm in the in the o R in the recovery room,
and he's on the phone on air talking to Jimmy,
who's hosting for Adam's radio show because Adam's on maternity leave,
and oh yeah, I'm here. I see Lynette, She's here,
Hiley Nett. And I was like, get the fuck out
of here. But anyway, thank God for him because He
helped us bring everything home, bring the babies in, and
then he leaves and Adam's like, I'll take a nap,
and I'm like, oh no, he did not. Yes, I'm
sitting in the TV room with the two of them
and he's going to take I'm just gonna lay down
for half an hour and I can't move, I can't no.
Speaker 8: Words that make me more mad from a husband. And
then I'm gonna go lay down for half an hour.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Always at the most inopportune time.
Speaker 5: It was tho it's never a half hour. I know,
it's never a half hour. But we had a guest
that came, and thank god it was Jimmy and Sarah Silverman.
They were our first guests. Really come over. Yes, Jimmy
wanted to see the babies because it's Jimmy and they
were our first guests. So he had get his ass up.
And thank God for them because that first day home
was miserable. So they were there for a while, holding
each and then they left and then cousin Ivy came.
She was there, but it was just that first that
first few hours home, I was just like, what do
I now?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 5: What am I supposed to do now. The first that
was brutal. It was.
Speaker 8: And we had no parents either. Yeah, so I haven't
talked to my mom, as you know, for a long time.
So I was already I had my mom around when
I had LB. But and not to make this a bitch.
Speaker 5: Session about my mom, but not helpful at all. She
was well. I remember she would come over.
Speaker 8: Sometimes and I would always it would be that thing
where you have to entertain because she's like that.
Speaker 5: Like she'd bring over. She brought over one time, like
some soup, but then I had to like go serve
it up for everybody.
Speaker 8: Like it wasn't like I'm the kid, It's like, all right,
well I can't Adam, And I brought some I brought
some homemade I made.
Speaker 5: I made a little chicken noodle soup for me. Oh
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 8: Or she'd bring some leftovers from what they had for breakfast.
That happened one time and John was like so fucking mad.
He's like, who does that?
Speaker 6: Who brings over like some leftover danishes?
Speaker 5: This is what we have breakfast.
Speaker 6: So I had a few left so I brought him
over for you guys.
Speaker 5: That was the That was the height of getting treated well.
Speaker 8: So I had to like get up and serve everybody,
like okay, soup here it is heated up. Or my
mom's like, yeah, you can just heat heat that up.
But you had and I'm trying to breastfeed. And then
when I was trying to breastfeed and really struggling with that,
my mom was like why are like just stop, Like
if it's not going well, then just.
Speaker 2: Don't do it.
Speaker 5: She didn't understand the hormone.
Speaker 8: I mean, I understand that they forget because it's been
a long time since they had a baby, but still
it was just it was there was not like any
support non. Oh.
Speaker 5: So after I had LB ten days later, it was Thanksgiving.
Speaker 8: So Elbe was born on November twelfth, and so I
had a sea section and my my mom, Oh, this
is turning into a little bit about my mom. But uh,
she wasn't here. I didn't want to come to Thanksgiving.
I just had a baby sea section. I mean it's
she's ten days old, right, And I didn't want to
go to her apartment in West Hollowmell.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So but she insisted that I had to.
Speaker 8: But she was like, well, you don't have to make anything.
I think she told me like I could buy something.
I don't remember it.
Speaker 5: So they went over to her house and she had
a friend over who had a cold. Jesus, Yeah, it
was like, I can't be around the baby. I'm sick.
Speaker 6: And you know when your baby is ten days old
and your first baby and you're.
Speaker 8: Just I was such a ball of anxiety. I couldn't
relax for one second. I'm trying to breastfeed and it's
not going well. So I'm every so often like uh oh.
But my mom's attitude was like just leave the baby alone,
like just can't it just be in its carrier?
Speaker 5: She wanted like nothing really to do with it.
Speaker 8: And then so then I went in her bedroom for
a while and I was trying to breastfeed, and she
got really annoyed and was like can you just I mean, we're.
Speaker 5: Trying to like have Thanksgiving, and I was like, I
knew it was bad idea for me to come. Oh
my god, that's terrible.
Speaker 8: Yeah, which led to the bigger fight that we got into,
which was a year later when I didn't when I
wanted to have Thanksgiving up my house because I had
a one year old sure who was.
Speaker 5: Napping like needed to have the naps.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 8: So that I was like, I don't want to drag
her to someone else's house all day and try to
put her in a pack and play.
Speaker 5: And it was just like, just come to me.
Speaker 6: Nope, they weren't hearing it. Really, yeah, they wouldn't.
Speaker 8: So that's and is that when you're That's when that's
when the real trouble started. I just started realizing how
little accommodations are made for anybody.
Speaker 5: Else before you, before LB, did you have, what kind
of a relationship did you have with your mom? Well,
I mean I love my mom.
Speaker 8: I loved her back then, it was just the relationship
was very much on her terms. There was I mean
for many many years there was. There was not a
lot of accommodation for anybody else's feelings or and the
same was going on.
Speaker 5: For my brother and so it was okay, but I
think I had to.
Speaker 8: I just kept my expectations as low as I could, Right,
That's how I dealt That's how I did it, That's
what I Yeah, I just kept my expectations very low,
but at a certain but you don't.
Speaker 5: Argue and fight and stuff like that. You just got
a lot just kind of oh rolled with her kind yeah,
but you know.
Speaker 8: The little but the little I felt and this is
we're only hearing my side of the story, but I
felt like a lot. I got a lot of digs,
you know which, a lot of digs that I would
just go that would make me upset, but I wouldn't
say anything because I didn't want to have like a fight.
Just little things like I remember when I got the
book deal, my first book deal, right, my mom thought
it was annoying that I got it because she was like, like,
why are you getting a book deal? Like you just
you don't what do you know about like raising a baby,
like you just had a baby, Like I should have
a book deal because like I raised three home girl.
Speaker 5: I didn't realize she was that, well, they're just stuff.
Speaker 8: And then when I was when I told her about
what the book was going to be, this is for
sippy Cups or not for chardinay and you know which
is a comedy book, which was kind of poking fun
out of and I was I was writing it as
I was going through stuff. It was my take on
early parenthood, and uh, I just remember I was telling
her about certain things. My mom said, yeah, that sounds cute.
It'll be something people read once and put away, like
just the little thing. You'd go like, that's like a
I think that was mean? Like you know, but where
when I would say to her, like I feel like.
Speaker 5: You're very critical. You say a lot of critical.
Speaker 8: Things, she'd be like that's crazy, like what and then
I would name a bunch of them and she would whatever,
I was just joking.
Speaker 5: On that one, or I don't know what, you're so insative.
I don't know why you would take that. Was she
always that way? Because I know your stepdad was very critical.
Speaker 6: Right, and very My stepfather was a nightmare.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but do you well when she met him, did
she start changing or was she always that way? You know,
I don't know, because you know, we all have like
a skewed like I mean, my mom had me and
she was very young. She was twenty three when she
had me, and then she got a divorce a few
years later, and so then she was a single mom
for a couple months. But then she moved in with
my stepfather, who was not nice and it's not a
nice person, right, And I think I don't know how
she was before that, but I think she sort of
got like was very much wanted that relationship to work.
Speaker 8: So at that point, this is my interpretation, made a
decision that that was going to work, right, and that
that came.
Speaker 5: First relationship with her.
Speaker 8: Yes, and I feel like, I mean, I'm sure I
got lots of good stuff as a kid. I was
taken care of at a roof over my head. You know,
we're pretty poor for a long time when I was
a kid. But you know, she wasn't a drunk or
drug addict or you know, took care of us. But
I do think that as I got older, I mean,
my stepfather just did not like me, and my mom
never sided with me almost ever and never that's horrible,
and was a yeller and not and critical and as
a ls and she also was very critical. Yes that
has never changed and never owned it, you know what
I mean. She's a person who never said I'm sorry,
which is something that now as as a mom, I
use i'm sorry as a way to get closer to
my kids, Like I think it's really important to show
them that we mess up.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I flipped out, smack you in the head, yeah, or.
Speaker 8: Sometimes I just I do realize sometimes that I was
just in a bad mood and why kids didn't actually
do anything, and you know, I'm able to just go like,
all right, you know I kind of overreacted to that.
Speaker 5: Listen.
Speaker 6: You guys are for the most part trying and then recognize.
Speaker 5: But I think as a parent that that's the equality
that makes you a good parent, that you even recognize
that you have to do that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: I remember one time my mom slapped me like across
the face and I hadn't I hadn't done anything wrong,
and I just remember thinking, like she want to pull it,
like she Yeah, when I was I don't know how
old I was. Let's say I was like Elbie's age.
Speaker 5: And I think about that and I go, I never
I can't ever.
Speaker 8: Imagine a circumstance that I would smack Elbe across the face.
Speaker 6: Now, I'm not saying that if a parent that to
a kid.
Speaker 8: And they're just driven to their limits and they're really
frustrated and they smacked their kid across the face, I
am not condemning that happening. I'm not saying that if
you do that, you're a horrible parent. You should be rested.
I'm not saying that I'm saying that could happen, but
for my mom to have done that to me, you'd
think something either I did something really wrong like what
I'm trying to imagine what bit or or my mom
was really frustrated and lost her temper and slapped me,
And then you'd think that maybe she would appoll it,
like you would think if you did that and your
kid didn't really do something, but you just lost your temper,
that you would apologize right right right. So no, they
were not really apologies ever.
Speaker 5: So wow, that's interesting. I don't think my mom ever
apologized to me either. I never really thought about it
because I always thought at an early age my mom
was crazy.
Speaker 7: She was vol like.
Speaker 5: She just would lose her temper a lot, and she
would She never hit She only hit me in the
face when I was a teenager once because I said
fuck off or something like that. But she never hit
me in She would pull me by the hair or
she would dig her nails into my arm when you
were younger. When I was younger, oh yeah, like my
kids age, she would go she would if we were
in a public place, she would just pull me by
the arm. I have a scar. Look at that right
there on my wrist. Wow from her. She had like
keys in her hand and she just grabbed me and
she just said, let's go. I don't remember what we
were doing. I remember we were in a department store,
but I was, yeah, I was like ten or eleven
or twelve, probably eleven or twelve, and she would she
would yeah. She was very aggressive, and my dad wasn't.
And I remember her going after my dad. I've never
saw her go after my brothers ever, but she she
would do that. But then the flip side, she always
had like a sunshiny personality, and she'd walk in the
house and go, whoo, what's the going on?
Speaker 6: My daughter does that?
Speaker 5: She goes whoop, she go whoa, what's the going on?
What's going on? Hey princess, Hey beautiful, look come here,
how you doing it? And she would hug and kiss
me and she would oh, and she would talk in
her Italian baby talk and squeeze my face. And she
did that a lot. I mean she hugged most of
the time, not just she always seemed most of the
time she was in an upbeat. Come to find out
later she's manic, but she's panic the other way. But
I didn't know that at the time, and I think
it got worse so she got older. But for the
most part, she was very like, whoo, you know, I'm
gonna go in to swimming. Now, let's go swimming. She
never wanted me to sit home. She'd wanted me to
go outside, go play, go get some sunshine and go
in the pool. And but for the most part, but
then she would she would just flip out and she
would I don't know, like she didn't like me being
with my friends too long at my friend's house and
she would come come That was the worst when she
would come to my friend's house and you know, where's Helenette.
Get that Lyne, you'll come home right now. I told
you'd come home at six o'clock and she, you know,
grabbed me and pull me home, grab my hair. Yeah,
or she would hit me with a broom. Well, there
was times where I was in the pool and I
would listen to her and I'd just go underwater and
be like, al I just swim, not pay attention, and
I'd come up for air and she had a proom
and she was like trying to hit me with it
to get my attention to get out of the pool
that she did with my cousins too.
Speaker 8: Now that's kind of the seventies, right like that, I'll
chalk up too, I think, yeah, well, but craziness and crazy.
Speaker 5: She was crazy. She was nuts with a black belt.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 5: She was teaching self defense and I had to go
with her to class. I told you that time where
I thought she was gonna kill me my sleep. I
don't know why I had this. I went through a
period where I thought my mom was going to try
and kill me while I was sleeping. I remember being
so sad. Yeah, I remember being like eight and your brother.
Oh then my brother later, my brother got schizophrenia. Well,
I think my brother had that mental illness gene. And
I think being in the environment that we had, he
you know, my mom and dad fought a lot. They
didn't go along. Well, they got along while they were
growing up. Then when I came and we moved to California,
they didn't get along, and uh so they would fight.
I think that environment might have I don't know, brought
it out more. Maybe he would have got I mean
he has full on schizophrenia. But yeah, so he would
wake up in the middle of the night screaming yell
and run into my bedroom and like like like somebody
was chasing him or something like that. I was like
scared of living daylights out of me. So yeah, and
then but I just think to my I know, I
think to myself like I could never do what my
mom like, I would never grab Natalia by her hair,
let alone in front of our friends. I know, you know,
I know I could never do that. I could never
do that.
Speaker 6: I mean, I just think I just think about two.
Speaker 8: I mean that's really extreme, but I just think about
like elbe I think about I can't I could never
say the critical like say, my mom is a mean
stuff to me, like mean, And I think my little girl,
like what, I would never go like make comments that
make her feel like not good or not talented or
not worse, I were selfish or just accuse her of
being I just can't imagine like trying to damage, like
trying to be mean, like purposely trying to cut her down.
That's like that's just not and not in a way
of like oh, like we should always overpraise our kids,
But I'm just saying, like, treat them like we were
like normally human beings, like people like I try to
treat my kids like like how I would treat my friends,
of course, not trying to be their best friend, of
course I'm a parent, but I'm saying I try to
give them the respect that I would give to somebody
I enjoy being around.
Speaker 5: Of course, it's just it's crazy. We turned out pretty
good though, totally awesome, amazing. Well, thank you, yeah, thanks Brandon,
thank you. Yeah, you're a parent. Now, don't f it up.
Speaker 8: I I I.
Speaker 4: Ray damn. But that's how it goes.
Speaker 2: Many people.
Speaker 4: Lay man, it's ball.
Speaker 2: Maybam, it's not too late. Never forget how the.
Speaker 3: Where men no lolls, not.
Speaker 2: Like a man that.
Speaker 3: I'm going up the right downy crazy trade. I'm going
up the side down it pratty track.
Speaker 2: It's all.
Speaker 9: I've listen to, Bradjas, I've listened to fools. I want
on the probbout who make got a rule?
Speaker 4: Why mother it to this.
Speaker 2: Ruling? The rool.
Speaker 4: The mesels it. They're doing the rule that the long
steps play, hondy.
Speaker 3: I say, I'm going snout the trays. How the grady tide.
I'm going out the crown got a crazy tide.
Speaker 2: I know that things are going.
Speaker 4: No wal that's what they been, thought i'd trouble.
Speaker 2: I need to make my dam. I just got a bird.
Speaker 4: I'm done.
Speaker 3: It's nothing. Let's telling back. That's the walls, not all
the lots. I'm going out the US outing crazy tide.
I'm going out the grounds on a crazy chide the
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