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Speaker 1: Made o de Si John, I'll face sunny SUNet on

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ahead a vision, but it's my being.

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Speaker 2: To reach the accent. I'm spinning and mad turning for

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ye oh man, bud, it's time. These guys nice.

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Speaker 3: It's a good.

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Speaker 2: Candy cable.

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Speaker 4: And God feel the sannyteen ma sho. It's good.

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Speaker 2: Letting go.

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Speaker 5: Welcome to for crying out loud. Stephanie's dancing. I'm excited.

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Speaker 6: You know it's Monday. Yeah, this is my only job,

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so I get I get excited. I'm going to work today.

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Speaker 5: Where's your briefcame?

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Speaker 2: You're not.

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Speaker 6: In yoga pants and a thermal top.

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Speaker 2: I just did that.

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Speaker 5: That happened?

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Speaker 1: That good?

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Speaker 5: That's good. All right, you're done for the day. You

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go home now. I'm out? Yeah, baby, how was how's

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it going? It's it's hanging, it's going. It's time time.

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Speaker 6: I like your Jimmy Kimmel hoodie and I want one.

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Speaker 5: It's Adams. I took it from him. Oh because it's raining.

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Why can't Jimmy just give you one? I don't know.

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Is at Christmas time Adam gets the gift? I don't

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know what I send a bit some swag. Speaking of

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Jimmy Kimmel. So Monday, No, today's Monday Friday. Oh my,

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thew on Friday. So Stephanie're gonna want this, okay. So

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they're like, you know, there's this new place called the

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Alpine Village out and where was it?

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Speaker 7: Kalyn Lawrence?

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Speaker 5: They were both there, Brandon and Kalyn and Torrence? Okay,

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South Bay, would you say, I don't know whatever. It's

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Torrance and it's called the Alpine Village. So you know

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they got the Endless Rant going on tap and they're

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gonna just do this whole promotion. Okay. So Suzanne and

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I we drive out there and then Jay's out of town.

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Jay says, contact Chris Maxapatta, our little guy over here.

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He's gonna be playing singing stuff. Yeah, he's gonna be

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doing stuff. And so when you get there, text him

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and he'll tell you where to go. I okay. We

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pull in the place. Is it looks like the carnival

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came to town? I mean, except it was under a

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big tent. It looks like a rave under a tent

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and loud and you could hear like stup on stage.

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We got a murders but like and and just strobe music,

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boom but boom but boom, And then there's a restaurant

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off to the side. Did you bring like a little

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backpack and like a so I look oat. Susanna and

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I are like, oh, must be it's not over there,

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obviously it's got to be in this restaurant. We go

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in the restaurant, endless rant. Huh what no, no, but

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there's nobody of course, right, nobody's there, Susannah and I Okay,

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So we decided to sit down and get something to eat.

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I'm texting Chris and he's like, now we're in the tent,

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and I said, are you kidding me? You're in the tent.

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There's like probably two thousand people in there, and there's

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a huge line. He goes, no, no, no, just go

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up there. Show them your ID, which is a paper

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DMV from from the DMV because I lost you. Yeah,

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and those just bring it. We have a table. All

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the lackeys are here, Matt Fondelier and Kaylin and Chris

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and wow, they were all there. Nick, So are they

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getting no tea? Are they getting no tea? And free

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beer and a ton of pussy.

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Speaker 6: Grabbing that pussy.

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Speaker 5: So anyways, it's just a huge, like two thousand people.

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So after I eat this big full, I'm like full. Like, okay, Susan,

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we'll just go in there and we'll say hi and

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give our support. We walk in. Chris Maxapat is on

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stage judging a contest of chicks holding their stein out.

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They have to hold their arm out with a beer

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full of stein, and like they're lined up and whoever

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lasts the longest wins. I love that, I know. They

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start to chase it. Yeah, And then and they're all

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talking and like they're dressed in their late later hos,

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and they're all like, uh, they're all doing the zigizucki

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and they're talking with that German accent that you know,

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uh if they're if they do this, they are out,

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and the whole audience goes. They are out, you know,

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and the guys saying the rules, and Maxipata is up

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there and he's trying to get you know, the girls

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to mess up and and so anyways, he's out there

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and then now it's the guy's turn to get up there,

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and they're like, we got missus Corolla in the house. Like,

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first of all, knowing nothing, if you don't give a

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fucking ship. They don't even they do because they're coming

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for the It was a beer fest. It was october Fest,

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That's what it was. Oh yeah, but they were doing

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like this whole festivity thing, right, and they had I

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guess they were in studio last week for Adam Carolla show.

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Speaker 7: Right. Yeah, they came into the studio and provided us

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some great German food. So they brought like a bunch

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of schnitzel and sausages and beer.

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Speaker 5: Schnitchel. Isn't there a picture of Adam and the two

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of them and any people like sausage a lot? Yeah,

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they like. They like the schnitzel for sure, and krout

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and krout And then they asked me to come up

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on stage.

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Speaker 6: And I'm like, first of all, I just got a

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huge salad.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god. No, I had the sammie and mashed potatoes.

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I know, I was so stuffed. And they want me

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to drink the beer. And I mean, I'm having a

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glass of beer, but I'm full and there's always room

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for beer, but they want me. I'm wearing Okay, I

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had no idea what. I'm wearing a shirt that I

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bought with Natalia at her her favorite store right now

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is uh Tillies, and it's like that surfer store, and

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they got like they got teens in the back. And

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I'm walking through the store and it's cheap and they

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have you know, and I'm going on trying on that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: It's an Italian LB probably like similar size, yes, yeah,

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a little slim hipped.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they doladies.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, so they I'm at the cells all about

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Brandy Melville. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, which I meet certainly

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in my mind confused with Brandy Glanville.

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Speaker 5: Me too, I know, me too.

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Speaker 8: I'm always like, Brandy Glanville has a store. I'm not

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supporting that bullshit. But it's not swly different.

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Speaker 2: I got.

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Speaker 5: I'm buying the store, and I'm like thinking, Okay, I

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got these events coming up and I gotta travel. I'll

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buy some shirts, the cute shirts, you know, they're like

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twenty four to ninety nine. I get this leotard shirt,

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so I wear that and and I put it on

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with my underwear. I could care less, so I have

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double panty lines going on my you know, I'm wearing jeans.

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But the bottom line was, and it was the shirt

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was a little revealing a little too revealing from what

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I'm used to, but what the heck? I didn't think

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it was gonna be. I thought there's gonna be five

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people at this thing and the lackeys. I had no

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idea I was gonna be Yeah, but my payon. So

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at the first time I went up there.

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Speaker 6: You're a good looking lady.

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Speaker 5: I came back, show it off. Suzanne goes, you have

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a shirt in the car, right hyd you? I thought,

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under a bushel?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 6: Don't hide your what? Don't hide your something under a bushel?

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Speaker 5: Uh so mad So, I said, you need the Madison reed.

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Speaker 2: I uh.

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Speaker 5: Suzanna. After I came back down from being on the stage,

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she's like, you got a T shirt in the car right?

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I said yeah. She goes, let me go get it.

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I go the car's far and she said it's worth it.

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Just give me the keys. That's a good friend. I

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go wine and she goes, yeah, that's that. It doesn't

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look right. You need to change if you're gonna go

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back because they then they're like, you're gonna come back

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up and judge the men, and I was like, okay, fine,

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bring them out. Then they line up the guys. The

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guys are holding a rubber chicken and they have to

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stand there and hold it. But first of all, what

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I want to know is why the chicks got to

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hold something heavy like a stin of beer, and the

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guys get to hold a fake rubber chicken that weighs

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like two pounds. You know what I mean? I do

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know what you made that. It's not right, that's the

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what's that bullshit?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's because the era didn't pass right many years

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ago exactly.

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Speaker 5: So anyway, he's standing out there and I'm like, what

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do you want me to say? And they're like, speak

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into the microphone. Everybody's getting drunk, nobody's listening. I could

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say I could have said, hey, everybody, that's all for Trump,

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and nobody would have batted an ey. Everybody's making out

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and there's just like there's just beer flying everywhere, and

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then there's standing Those guys are standing there and I'm judging.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, what is happening?

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Speaker 5: I was having a nice quiet Suzanne. Now I'm like,

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I said, Nick, how many people you think are out here?

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And he said, oh, like probably three thousand people out there.

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I was like, this is insanity. So then I started

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snapchatting it and it was fun. But then then to

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cap of the night, I'm about to leave and they're like, no, no, no, no,

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we gotta do the Uh you're gonna join the beer

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chugging contest. And I said, oh boy, no, no, no no.

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They said, well, we need to. We have one team

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and they have one girl and we have another. We

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need another team of the four guys and one girl.

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So you're it. The lackey's in you. And I was like, no,

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I gotta get up. The other thing is I gotta

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get up early in the morning. Was this It was

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the busiest. This was Friday night. Okay, so Saturday is

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the one of the busiest days of the year, which

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is the Halloween carneval No, uh huh. And I mama

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is flying out a burbank at twelve thirty so and

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I got little Buddha spending the night. So these two

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inn Italian little Buddha are all hell bends.

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Speaker 6: Who's no one's manning the booth right because Adam.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know. That's a whole other Yeah no

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he did. He manned the booth. He didn't I do it. Yeah,

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he went over there and did his volunteer.

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Speaker 6: I thought he said at the last minute, like, no,

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Speaker 5: No, no, that is something else, something else. So that

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is going on the trip right right, So I'm like,

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I gotta get up early. I gotta go. So, yeah,

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there's the two. That's that's what I was on stage

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with that guy and that girl. And then they're pretty talented.

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They're saying, there's a whole band by the way with

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saxophones and drums and they're singing like ninety nine loft

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balloons and it was insane. So yeah, they were doing

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they were dancing. I mean, they're very talented. But so anyways,

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I have to get up. Adam, No, Adam was not there.

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They that was a picture of them from the before me.

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Speaker 2: I got it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, they dropped beer off over here. So the next

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day is a very busy day for me. I'm traveling

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to San Francisco and Natalia has her friend Camm He

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spend the night there, bent hell bent on joining the contest,

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the Halloween contest, and I got to get them in

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their little Halloween costumes. You know, I could do their

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makeup and stuff. I'm not even packed, and now I'm

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on stage with guys holding rubber chickens at tendir, like

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what's going on?

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Speaker 6: Far from home?

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Speaker 5: And I'm trying to leave and they're like, no, no, no,

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not so fast, get back over here because you're joining

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the beer chugging contest. I already have like one beer

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down and I'm full, like I can't stuff another beer

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into my styme too, Like I just I'm not used

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to drinking all like that that anyways, So we get

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on stage the lackeys and I and their lady is

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telling us the rules, and I'm going, what am I doing? Right?

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She's like, so if you if you if you uh

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you guzzle the beer, you put it down. If you

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start to drip, if you start to spill on yourself,

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you have to put it down. I put the paddle

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over it and it goes to the next guy. And

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I'm going, what she just say? I don't know what's

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the rules. I have no idea. All I heard is

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you can't spill and drool on yourself, and uh, I

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was like done and done. So I just thought I

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would just like, you know, just sip and put it

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back down. No, you have to. They're waiting on you

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to guzzle so it can go to the next lackey.

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Had I known that I would have been, I don't

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know where I would have been the lineup. But so

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we start and there's like five guys. There's four girls

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and a guy in front of us in a long table.

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and then me and the lackeys and I'm second to go,

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and who was first? I don't remember. I don't know.

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Matt Matt Fondelio win for he hugged it and put

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it down, and we were going, he did it before

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the first guy. Right, We were in first place by

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that point. Then we slowed way down.

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Speaker 8: Because seriously, you're taking this. You're like, you're like, okay,

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well I'm going to get the play by play. Every

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beer guzzling? How many people in their forties.

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oh good, I get to put it. So I went

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and put it down and She's like, no, no, no,

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keep going, keep going, And I thought, I.

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us beforehand the rule was you can't spill. So then

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Lynette like spilled, so she thought, oh, I got to

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put it down, and the meantime, the other team is

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spilling all over the place and they're just not putting

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it down. So then so then we were like, so.

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Speaker 5: It was anarchy. It was anarchy. So now I'm sipping

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it in like holding like my hand underneath my chin

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so I don't spell like I'm like trying to. I

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don't know. I'm guzzling a beer right now, and I

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gotta get up tomorrow morning. Anyways, we lost.

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Speaker 7: Right, we did. Yeah, Glenn and I were both the

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slowest of the chuggers.

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Speaker 5: We were really, what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 6: How many beers did you chug?

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Speaker 5: One one? Yes, went all the way down the line.

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Nick down his pretty quick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: And the last one had to drink the boot.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this was the biggest one. Yeah. So uh it

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was yeah. And then the next morning, I wake up

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to let's go, let's get up. It's time for the carnival.

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Do our mommy, do my hair and maids.

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Speaker 8: So you had to go to the carnival. You had

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to go before your plane left, or you had damn

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them out of the door.

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Speaker 5: You had to get them dressed and ready. And I

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dropped them off at the school and I pushed them

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right out of that. I rolled them and their costumes

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out of the car. And the time I was a

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little cupcake and Cammy was a cake. Oh my god,

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they were really cute and shell your picture pictures. Yeah, Facebook,

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I'll put them on Facebook. And uh and they they

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came in second and there they did. Yeah they did.

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But Mommy, who's like shaking? And I don't know, not

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that I wasn't It wasn't hungover because I didn't really

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drink that much, but I had like the biggest pounding

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headache just thinking of what I had to do. And

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then also Harry yeah, and then going to San francis Land,

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by the way, as soon as I land, go straight

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from the airport to the location, which is a bar,

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to meet them and say hello, and did that, and

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then briefly go back to the hotels, put my stuff

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down and then go back out again. Drove to Oakland,

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which was forty five minutes from the hotel and sketchy,

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and then went to the second stop. Met the owner

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of the second Stop. It was very nice, but he

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was young son of the owner of the the you

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know the aman right, and decided that he wanted to

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take and I was not really drinking because I was

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so tired. All I kept thinking is, Ooh, I can't

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wait to get back to my hotel. I'm gonna watch Netflix.

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I'm gonna relax. I'm gonna get home at like ten

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thirty eleven. That's gonna be done, and then off to

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get up in the morning and go back home. But

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so this kid was like, no, I insist you come

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with me. We're going to a Halloween party. It's down

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the street. It's my other bar, and I'll get endless

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rant in that bar. And you guys were going, come on,

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let's go, let's go, Oh, come on, come on. I

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was with our King Harbor guy, our King Carter, who

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I love Tom, and I was like, the other people

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left and Tom is staying in Oakland at another hotel

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because he's got other meetings, and I'm in San Francisco

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and I'm an hour away from my hotel.

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Speaker 6: And now they're an airport in Oakland.

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Speaker 5: There is, but I wanted to go from Burbank. I

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didn't want to go out of Laa at the time.

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So anyway, yeah, went to the stupid Halloween party. End

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up going home back to my hotel one thirty in

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the morning. Oh no, exhausted, and this guy was like

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shots shots, and I was like no, no, no, I

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did one, like half a shot. Put it down. I couldn't.

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I couldn't stomach it. By the way, did not eat anything,

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not nothing, and didn't. I had no time. It was

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like it was peanuts at one bar and then a

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granola bar on the way to the second bar.

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Speaker 6: Oh jeez, that was it.

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Speaker 5: And went back to my hotel, went to bed, got up,

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gotten the twelve I don't know, yeah, nine thirty twelve,

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twelve o'clock, got back to Burbank. Adam says, come pick

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up the kids and Phil at the warehouse swung by here,

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and then another full day of basketball practices and girl

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scouts going to the school to decorate clean up from

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the carnival and to decorate for Red Week, Red Ribbon

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Week this week.

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Speaker 6: So exhaust, you have to forget the girl scouts.

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Speaker 5: I try that. However, I missed the last like two

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things they did, and I told them ahead of time.

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Oh well, I'll be landing at like one one thirty.

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They're meeting at three. Son, he's got to go to

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basketball at three, So I'll just I'm gonna have to

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be in that area. I'll drop Sonny off and then

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I'll take an Italian we'll go decorate. Yeah, miserable and

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it was raining. All I wanted to do was go

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home and put my pajamas on. Then Phil has diarrhea

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on top of everything. Ooh yeah, yeah, and now.

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Speaker 6: Here I am what they were feeding him while you

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were gone.

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Speaker 5: I don't have no idea.

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Speaker 6: I feel like, as moms, we have to police everything.

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Speaker 5: Yes, we leave and like, oh the backyard was just

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this dog destroyed everything? Yes, no, wonder why you had diarrhea.

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He ate part of the chair, the new chairs I

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body tore it apart. He ate all his little if

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he if you put him in the backyard, he will

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punish you. If you put him in the backyard during

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the day, he's fine. But if you put him in

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the backyard when he gets up at like five thirty

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and he goes out to peen, he doesn't want to

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go back to bed, and you just go shit, just

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fucking stay out there. He will punish your ass because

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you wake up and everything will be destroyed. Adam said that,

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and he's right. I believe. At first, I'm like, no,

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he's nice, I'm punishing. No, he's right, he's right. He

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destroyed everything. He ate his his bed, he ate a plant,

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he who knows what he ate? Now he's got diarrhea.

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He's not feeling very good. And he's here right now

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and he shit in here twice. And I love that

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Adam had to clean up his diarrhea. Adam took him

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to Sonny's football game. The dog shit on the football

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field and it was embarrassing. I got a picture of

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Adam cleaning it up from one of the moms. I

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was like, why is he? Why is Phil even there?

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To begin with? There's no dogs. I every Saturday I go,

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I never bring Phil. Why are you?

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Speaker 8: Why? Just a thing of like, I'm just gonna be

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family man, that's gonna bring my dog. And it's and

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then they realize how hard it is once they.

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Speaker 2: Actually go to do it.

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Speaker 5: And I loved hearing his Missle Weekend. He talked about

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it on Today's If you listen to Monday's podcast, He

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talked all about his misery, how he had clean up diarrhea,

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how he had to go and volunteer at the carnival,

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and so his job for.

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Speaker 6: Us, that's called Tuesday exactly, thank you.

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Speaker 8: That's every single day of our lives is multitasking all

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of our kids, business, we got our own with finding

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time to have a meal, with taking care of the dog,

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with he's putting everybody's dishes in the dishwashers.

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Speaker 5: He's complaining last night about how he went to Phil

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Seth Us Phil Seth McFarland's party and he didn't come

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home till two thirty in the morning, and then Phil

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woke him up at three thirty with diarrhea, and then

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he had to get up again at five thirty. And

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it's like, yeah, but you were out partying, having fun.

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I was running. Yes, I'm drinking, but I don't want

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to be I'm greeting and meeting and helloing and you know,

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thank you for having our beer in your establishment. That's

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what I'm doing, right, okay. And you're out partying and

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you're upset because you got to take pill outside at

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five o'clock in the morning and you got to clean

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up exactly. That's a tuesday, right, And then he talks

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about how he had to oh my god, what what

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are we? What are doing society? With the confetti eggs?

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He had to do the sale does your school do

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confetti eggs? No, Oh my god, it's the stupidest thing.

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Stupidest thing. They take eggs shells and they stuff them

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with confetti and there's probably like five hundred of them

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and then they just give them to the kids and

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they throw them at each other at the Halloween carnival

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and it's oh, it's a tradition and it's fun. And

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they sell silly string. So four hundred cans of silly string,

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Adams doling it out. Now, there's not I don't think

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there's one person on this planet that is more against

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silly string than Adam Corolla.

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Speaker 6: He's right, you got to take a stand on something.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god. He's like, it's all chemicals. It's nothing

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but chemicals. And kids are in they're mashing it in

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each other's faces, like sh right in their eyes, and

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what are we doing? What are we doing? And I'm like, yeah,

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I know, what are we doing? That's yeah what you

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just said. I've done that every year, Thank you very much.

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It's miserable, isn't it. And it's a mess. And who's

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cleaning that? Yeah, I'm cleaning it. I ain't cleaning it.

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So he did the and the Asian lady that he

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worked with behind the counter. It's like some Asian mom.

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She's like. He starts to complain about the eggs and

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he's like, where, what what is this and and she's like, oh, yeah,

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we do it. She's like, we we sent emails out

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all week, we sent notices something. He goes, I never

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heard anything about confetti eggs. Oh well we sent No,

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we sent letters home. We sent I'm like, yeah, they do,

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they send them home. I get. I've gotten emails all

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the way of the week leading up. We're short three

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hundred eggs. We're gonna be at Octavia's house at three

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o'clock today. If you can come by and stuff, we'd

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be really happy if you could do it. And it's

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like there's people going home, going on up to bed, hungry,

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and this is what we're doing with our time. And

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I agree, But thank thank you for witnessing what we

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as mothers have to go through. Adam, thank you very much. Yeah,

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ding ding ding, where's that bell?

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Speaker 6: I know John's always surprised.

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Speaker 8: I go and do the outreach stuff for our school

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and on the different the things that are all day,

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and I think he just looks at me like, how

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do you even think of doing that? Well, I don't

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think of it, but you get roped into shit, of course,

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but somebody's like, hey, can you I went.

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Speaker 6: To a fundraising meeting for the middle school.

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Speaker 8: And brought up the fact that I did that yard

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sale to raise money for a Democratic National headquarters or

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whatever I was.

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Speaker 5: You know, I won't mention her name.

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Speaker 8: But I was raising money for so mad yeah, for somebody,

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and it went so well and that I brought it

466
00:22:47,559 --> 00:22:50,039
up at the fundraising meeting for our middle school and

467
00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:51,559
I was like, look, this is what I did, and

468
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,200
I did just did it with a couple of friends,

469
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,160
and it was really easy. I threw a yard sale

470
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,359
and the kids made signs, and then we gave all

471
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:04,079
the proceeds to our favorite uh okay organization. So wait

472
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,839
a second, when you say yard sale, just yours. I

473
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,079
did it at my house, but a bunch but I

474
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,920
had like a bunch of friends brought stuff to help out, right,

475
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,119
and we raised like six hundred and fifty dollars.

476
00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:17,599
Speaker 5: In a morning.

477
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 7: Right.

478
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,799
Speaker 8: So I said to the middle to the fundraising committee,

479
00:23:21,799 --> 00:23:23,240
I was like, maybe we could do a yard sale,

480
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,960
And this is what I did, and it went really well,

481
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:26,880
and it was pretty.

482
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 5: Easy to do.

483
00:23:27,279 --> 00:23:30,079
Speaker 6: We just advertised on Craigslist and nextdoor dot.

484
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,079
Speaker 8: Com and people brought stuff over to my house the

485
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,880
night before and then that morning I had my friend

486
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,640
came over and we just set up and we put

487
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,680
out some tarps and some tables and we had jewelry

488
00:23:40,759 --> 00:23:44,160
and toys and books and clothes, and you know, we

489
00:23:44,279 --> 00:23:48,759
sold really we sold out. So anyway, the girl who's

490
00:23:48,839 --> 00:23:50,960
the head of the fundraising committee was like, yeah, that

491
00:23:51,079 --> 00:23:53,720
sounds awesome, let's do it. Let's pick a date. So

492
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,720
one woman said we could do it at her house,

493
00:23:56,559 --> 00:23:59,920
but she can't really be there. So really the person

494
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,319
and who's running at me, Yeah, but so the problem

495
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,079
is And then I said to the woman who's in

496
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,400
charge of it, I was like, well, the problem is

497
00:24:08,839 --> 00:24:11,680
I can't do it by myself. Like I'm busy, I

498
00:24:11,759 --> 00:24:14,480
got three kids, I'm doing stuff, the kids have basketball.

499
00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:16,039
And this woman who says we can do it at

500
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:18,839
our house can't be there, right, I'm not holding a

501
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,400
garage cell for our school alone.

502
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 6: No, And she's like, oh, people will help, people will help.

503
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 8: Well, who nobody's steppy, you know what I mean? Unless

504
00:24:26,279 --> 00:24:28,839
you ask, people can you do this with me and

505
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:29,680
get them excited.

506
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,279
Speaker 6: You're on your own, of course. Yeah, and you know

507
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,519
nobody wants to like take that on.

508
00:24:35,759 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 8: And I'm just saying, I'm I wouldn't if it wasn't

509
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,880
my thing, Like I wouldn't show up.

510
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 5: And fill eggs with confetti. I'd be like, oh hell no, no,

511
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,519
are you crazy? I didn't No, no, no, no, no

512
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,240
no no.

513
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 8: I'm just saying, you get roped into stuff and then

514
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,480
you end up working hard because it's sort of all

515
00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:54,759
on you.

516
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 5: But I'm not somebody who's like, yeah, I know, I'm not.

517
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,799
I get the email all the time, like Adam's like,

518
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,200
I know this, so first I've heard of it.

519
00:25:03,519 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 2: No, duh.

520
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 5: First of all, you're not going through the kids' backpacks

521
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,799
and reading stuff that's coming home from school, and you

522
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,480
don't read, and you don't read your emails. It's if

523
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,839
any email comes through.

524
00:25:13,759 --> 00:25:15,559
Speaker 6: If they buried it in the phantom tollbooth.

525
00:25:15,759 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 5: Right. Thank you very much, Denie for remembering that.

526
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 8: Uh.

527
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,599
Speaker 5: Yes, no, he doesn't read, so I get the emails

528
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,799
that come through. I It's part of why I felt

529
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,799
like I had to do the girl Scout thing, because

530
00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:30,799
I was like they haven't been around like I have.

531
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:31,720
I feel guilty.

532
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 8: This is probably annoyasy about him too, because yeah, is

533
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:40,799
when when like, we're the ones who monitor the homework

534
00:25:40,839 --> 00:25:43,559
every day, right and force them to do homework, and

535
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,799
then when he has to do it, he's probably like,

536
00:25:46,039 --> 00:25:46,920
this is ridiculous.

537
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 6: Why do they have homework?

538
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 5: Got it?

539
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,039
Speaker 6: We gotta take a stand against.

540
00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:52,599
Speaker 8: Homework, And you're like, okay, bitch, I've been the one

541
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,799
who's policing the home right for the last five years,

542
00:25:56,279 --> 00:25:58,279
and now suddenly that when you have to do when

543
00:25:58,319 --> 00:26:00,319
it's kind of falling on you, Dow.

544
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,559
Speaker 5: You're irritating. So exactly one thousand percent right, It's the

545
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,920
same thing as last year when he decided to take

546
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,960
the stand on the projects. No more projects, No more projects.

547
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,000
I have a project. That's my deck. I'm building a deck.

548
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,960
No projects. The doggie is the academy. The kids are

549
00:26:20,039 --> 00:26:24,200
running around, I got workers trapping through my no more projects,

550
00:26:24,279 --> 00:26:26,240
and I'm telling the school. I'm going to the set.

551
00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:27,640
I'm going to the principal and I'm going to go

552
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,960
talk to that principle, and I'm going to talk to

553
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,039
the PTA and I'm going to go there on what

554
00:26:31,319 --> 00:26:32,599
was it back to school night, and I'm going to

555
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,279
talk to those people. And you tell them, you email them,

556
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,799
and you say, Sonny isn't turning into CD because I

557
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:43,079
we are inner under construction, and I am and we're

558
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:44,839
done with these projects. It was the end of the year.

559
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 8: You know how teachers take to that. Oh my god,

560
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,319
They're like, oh, I'm sorry, I got the houses under construction.

561
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 5: I didn't know.

562
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,799
Speaker 8: Sorry, right, you're building up your house. Well, then your

563
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,279
kids are off the hook. They don't have to do

564
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:56,000
anything right.

565
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 5: So I show up at back to school and I'm

566
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,599
the one getting the dirty looks from the teacher. And

567
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,359
he I don't even remember. One time he didn't come.

568
00:27:07,519 --> 00:27:09,079
There was one time he did come and he was

569
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,240
looking at all the artwork on the wall and was

570
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,160
the one that Sonny had made and couldn't make sense

571
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,160
of it, and the other one Sonny didn't even get

572
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,799
up on the wall because the teacher was like, it

573
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,680
was a disaster that was that night. He could have

574
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,200
said something, didn't say anything, and then he never said

575
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,000
it again, never brought it up again. And then I

576
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,720
look like a jackass because I'm the one that has

577
00:27:29,759 --> 00:27:32,000
to go in and see those teachers and have meetings

578
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,720
with those teachers and the principal. And I'm thinking the

579
00:27:34,759 --> 00:27:36,839
principal was thinking, where's your stance?

580
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,079
Speaker 8: Huh.

581
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 5: I thought you guys were gonna like bring it. I

582
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,799
thought you didn't want you were going to take a

583
00:27:40,839 --> 00:27:42,960
stance on homework. You know what he said last night?

584
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,200
He said, I'm going to get doctor Bruce or doctor

585
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,279
Drew Ry. I'm gonna have I'm gonna get a doctor's

586
00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:50,480
note that those kids can't be around silly string.

587
00:27:52,519 --> 00:27:52,559
Speaker 2: No.

588
00:27:53,079 --> 00:27:53,839
Speaker 6: I don't want to period.

589
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,079
Speaker 5: Yes, he was like, it's like kids with allergies or whatever. Mike,

590
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,359
I don't want my children around. I'm sorry, but my

591
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,400
kids can't be just a peyton that nonsense. God knows

592
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,200
what that school things of us. I mean, both kids

593
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:12,039
on I EP. Oh, God, it's terrible. Father's going off

594
00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:18,440
talking about no homework, no silly string allowed. It's terrible.

595
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 8: You know.

596
00:28:19,839 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 6: We're the ones though, who like yeah, and then where

597
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,000
are the jackasses?

598
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 5: We're the one I feel like a heel when I

599
00:28:26,559 --> 00:28:30,240
have to walk into their classrooms, you know. And God

600
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:34,000
knows what the other mothers must think too, like oh wow,

601
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,200
she's married to him, Like did you hear what he

602
00:28:37,319 --> 00:28:40,559
said about you know. And then there's the telephone game.

603
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,079
You know. He said he was going to destroy missus

604
00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:45,440
what's the name. He was gonna burn her house down,

605
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,240
He's gonna hit her over the head with a chair,

606
00:28:49,039 --> 00:28:51,640
smash her brain into Oh my god, speaking hitting over

607
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:56,079
the head. Watch it. I watched it. Oh yeah, oh

608
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:03,799
walking Dead. That might be a spoiler last night. Yeah yeah, yeah.

609
00:29:03,839 --> 00:29:06,119
This the audience though, so I'm not going to spoil anything.

610
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,400
But I have to say it was the one and

611
00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:10,880
only time that I've watched a television show where I

612
00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:13,079
thought I might have to turn it off because I

613
00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:16,799
couldn't take it. It got very it got very intense,

614
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,680
very graphic. It was very graphic, very graphic, very graphic,

615
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,720
and violently it got very intense, and I was like, oh,

616
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,880
I can't take another. No, no, no, I don't watch

617
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,359
that show. It's so good.

618
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 6: But do you watch Story of Us? No, it's good,

619
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:34,359
pretty good. Wait, I'm liking it.

620
00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 5: What is what channel is that on?

621
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:42,359
Speaker 8: It's like the New Parenthood. Oh, it's on I don't know, ABC, NBC,

622
00:29:43,079 --> 00:29:43,480
something like.

623
00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:44,799
Speaker 5: That, one of those network.

624
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 2: Story of Us.

625
00:29:45,559 --> 00:29:48,519
Speaker 5: No, it's good, it's like it's good John.

626
00:29:48,799 --> 00:29:51,559
Speaker 8: I watched it in bed last night and John was

627
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:55,519
subject subjected to it, Yeah, and he I don't you know,

628
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,559
he was like, oh God, are we going to watch this?

629
00:30:00,079 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 6: Went out and then he was like, this is giving

630
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:02,599
me the feels?

631
00:30:03,119 --> 00:30:04,079
Speaker 5: What does that mean?

632
00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 6: He was getting affected by it really, Yeah, I think.

633
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 8: Because there's a story in it of the woman it's

634
00:30:12,599 --> 00:30:13,640
played by Mandy Moore.

635
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,839
Speaker 5: It's basically is us.

636
00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 2: Oh, this is us.

637
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 5: See.

638
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:25,559
Speaker 8: So the Mandy Moore plays a woman who has triplets,

639
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,640
but one of them dies, so she has twins. But

640
00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:32,599
then there's a little black baby who was given up

641
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:36,839
by its dad at the hospital and it just so

642
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,960
happens they find out their baby died. But now there's

643
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,559
this baby at the hospital, so the Mandy Moore adopts

644
00:30:42,119 --> 00:30:44,200
that baby too, so she takes home. So it's two

645
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:48,680
white babies and a black baby. And then the story now, well,

646
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:51,440
now then you cut to current time, so it flashes

647
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:53,920
back to when the babies were little and the kids

648
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,240
were little, and it flashes forward to now they're adults.

649
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:03,519
And the guy, the African American character is played by

650
00:31:03,599 --> 00:31:08,960
the guy who played Christopher Darden in the OJ story

651
00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:09,640
Love Him.

652
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's really good. I forgot the name of the actor.

653
00:31:14,119 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 5: I love him. He's really good.

654
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,359
Speaker 6: And so now he's married and has a couple kids.

655
00:31:20,519 --> 00:31:23,359
But he looks up his biological father.

656
00:31:23,519 --> 00:31:26,279
Speaker 8: He finds his father who's the one who left him

657
00:31:26,279 --> 00:31:29,039
at the hospital when he was a baby, and anyway,

658
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:34,960
at the mom I think died, but they haven't really

659
00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:37,799
been that clear about it. But it's it's really very

660
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,960
effectively told and John, it took us back and it

661
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,240
would take you back to the early days of having twins,

662
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,640
which you know, and they had triplets, which is just

663
00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:52,000
like you're just losing your mind. You're not sleeping, and

664
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,720
one of them is always crying, and at one point

665
00:31:54,839 --> 00:31:57,400
she's sitting on the floor like freaking out, and the

666
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,720
baby starts crying and he.

667
00:31:58,839 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 5: Goes, which one is it? I don't know what. I

668
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,519
think it's the one that hates.

669
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,119
Speaker 8: Me and.

670
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,279
Speaker 5: Just being really negative.

671
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:12,319
Speaker 8: Right, He's like, God is not really bonding, and you know,

672
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,759
there's different stuff going.

673
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,799
Speaker 5: On and I might have I might get flashbacks because

674
00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:18,839
I have PTSD from that.

675
00:32:19,279 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, those early days, I know, those initial when they're infants,

676
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,559
like those first you know, you think about how long

677
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:33,359
babies are full on babies, Like where they're infants, it's

678
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,640
a good six months before they're for sure going to

679
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,680
be probably sleeping through the night. And I say that

680
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,000
loosely because a lot of people's kids are not sleeping

681
00:32:41,039 --> 00:32:43,359
through the night at six months, but a lot of

682
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,039
babies by six months are fully sleeping through the night.

683
00:32:46,079 --> 00:32:49,559
Speaker 5: And when we say at night, we mean I don't know,

684
00:32:51,279 --> 00:32:52,839
ten eleven to six.

685
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,039
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's right, but you're not waking up every few hours.

686
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,960
But think about how long six months is, Like, it's

687
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,559
not a week. It's not well, okay, if we could

688
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,519
just make it through the week. It's like it seems

689
00:33:05,519 --> 00:33:09,519
it's halacious. It feels never ending, right, And then people

690
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,920
go like, why you should be enjoying this, enjoy this,

691
00:33:12,079 --> 00:33:13,640
so you're not not going to get this time back.

692
00:33:13,839 --> 00:33:15,799
Thank god, we're not going to get this time back

693
00:33:16,519 --> 00:33:20,079
because I can't. I don't know who are these people

694
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,759
are that enjoy the first few months of being a

695
00:33:22,839 --> 00:33:23,200
new mom.

696
00:33:23,279 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 5: It's like, it's really hard, is it hot? I'm I

697
00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:28,400
don't know what it would be like if I had one.

698
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,079
Speaker 6: It was also hard because I had I had one first.

699
00:33:31,839 --> 00:33:35,079
Speaker 5: I had an Albie. Right, it's hard well, because think

700
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:35,400
about it.

701
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,599
Speaker 8: With two, you almost have to forgive yourself for fucking up,

702
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,279
because what are you supposed to do? You got two,

703
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,400
but when you only have one, you put even more

704
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,960
pressure on yourself because you're like, I should be attending

705
00:33:47,039 --> 00:33:49,240
to all of this baby's needs because I.

706
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:50,279
Speaker 5: Have a baby.

707
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 8: Right, so you're twenty four to seven, you're going, okay,

708
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,160
I don't know, especially if it didn't you any anxiety.

709
00:33:56,559 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 5: Was John Taylor of Duran Durant Was he did he

710
00:33:59,319 --> 00:34:00,480
help in those early days?

711
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 2: Yes? He did.

712
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 5: He did feedings and stuff like that.

713
00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:07,559
Speaker 6: You know, the very early days when I was like,

714
00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:08,800
I'm going to breastfeed.

715
00:34:09,119 --> 00:34:11,039
Speaker 5: I'm making this work, you know.

716
00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:14,519
Speaker 8: I think I was trying to do it all myself

717
00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:17,199
in that of at least the feeding, and then I

718
00:34:18,119 --> 00:34:20,320
then we started doing formula at least in the middle

719
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:20,639
of the night.

720
00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:23,679
Speaker 5: I mean, this only went on for I'm making myself

721
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:24,559
sound better than I was.

722
00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 8: I mean, I think three weeks right the outside of

723
00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:31,199
how long I tried to breastfeed me too, I think

724
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,639
two weeks. Yeah, I think two and I gave it

725
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,760
and I kept I thought about it for the last week.

726
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:41,880
Yeah a lot, But yeah, I mean, John was definitely helpful.

727
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:46,079
I remember though, being in the hospital and i'd had

728
00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:50,480
the C section, and I remember how awful the whole

729
00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:55,320
rooming in where they left LB with us, and you know,

730
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,000
it was like a bomb went off in your life.

731
00:34:57,079 --> 00:35:00,039
You're like, Okay, so I can't sleep. I just I

732
00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:05,039
had surgery. Motherfuckers. Like I'm on all this pain medicine

733
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,000
and you're trying to put baby on my chest and

734
00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:08,280
off my chest.

735
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,599
Speaker 5: I'm passing out and they're like, no, you got a bond.

736
00:35:11,639 --> 00:35:12,679
You got a bond on your baby.

737
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 6: And you're like, oh.

738
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 8: They And when when I first had her, they had

739
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,840
this thing where they didn't have a nursery. I don't

740
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,800
know why, if it was a funding thing or they

741
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,360
were just really trying to promote the rooming and they close.

742
00:35:24,559 --> 00:35:27,079
Speaker 5: Yeah. When I had my kids too, they had them

743
00:35:27,119 --> 00:35:27,840
in my room with me.

744
00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:31,639
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I was like, uh, And meanwhile, your husband,

745
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,480
uh can't sleep.

746
00:35:33,519 --> 00:35:34,599
Speaker 5: There's no bed for them.

747
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 8: So there he's on a chair trying to sleep in

748
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,920
a chair. Also helped trying to help me because, like

749
00:35:40,039 --> 00:35:42,000
I said, I'd had major surgery.

750
00:35:42,079 --> 00:35:45,119
Speaker 5: So I couldn't move. The first day, you're on a

751
00:35:45,159 --> 00:35:46,440
lot of pain meds, but you can't.

752
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,039
Speaker 8: You can get up at one point, but you need

753
00:35:49,119 --> 00:35:51,519
the babies brought to you to try to breastfeed them,

754
00:35:51,679 --> 00:35:54,760
which wasn't working. And then then they send in like

755
00:35:55,079 --> 00:35:59,119
a breastfeeding specialist, a lactation consultant in the hospital.

756
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,639
Speaker 6: And you're like, I just had surgery.

757
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:02,679
Speaker 5: I know who cares.

758
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,599
Speaker 6: We're gonna get some colostrum out of this bad voice

759
00:36:04,639 --> 00:36:05,320
and it kills us.

760
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,599
Speaker 8: I'm like, well, it is gonna kill us, because now

761
00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:10,480
I got eighteen pillows stacked.

762
00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:12,199
Speaker 6: They're like, okay, take a pillow.

763
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 8: Now put one under your back, and now put one

764
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,400
under your arm, and now hold the baby like a football.

765
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,199
Speaker 6: And you're like, oh my god, nothing's happening.

766
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 5: And then I'm.

767
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,760
Speaker 6: Supposed to repeat this.

768
00:36:22,199 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 8: There's like I need a video to watch to figure

769
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,880
out the pillow formation to try.

770
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 5: To repeat this. Sell over my face, lady, please and

771
00:36:29,559 --> 00:36:30,840
just push hards kill me.

772
00:36:32,199 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

773
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,079
Speaker 8: But the thing is you get home now you got

774
00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:37,920
these babies, and when they're not sleeping through the night,

775
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,960
You're like, this is not gonna be over.

776
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 6: In a week.

777
00:36:41,119 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 5: No, this is gonna be this is I would hear

778
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,079
them months, I would hear them cry while I'm sleeping,

779
00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:50,840
and I would go, what is that annoying noise? What

780
00:36:51,079 --> 00:36:55,239
is that noise? Oh? Fuck them? Oh my god?

781
00:36:55,519 --> 00:36:55,679
Speaker 7: You know.

782
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,159
Speaker 5: I mean, first of all, Adam decides that he's gonna

783
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,159
shoot the hammer. This is the only two weeks I have.

784
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,000
It's two weeks of just I gotta go out, go.

785
00:37:06,119 --> 00:37:06,559
Speaker 2: Out at hard.

786
00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:08,559
Speaker 5: I'm gonna shoot the hammer. We're gonna film it for

787
00:37:08,599 --> 00:37:10,760
two weeks. It's gonna be all. I'll be close by,

788
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:16,000
but I'll be off closed. But I mean, he was nowhere.

789
00:37:16,639 --> 00:37:20,199
Thank god, people like you know, miss what's her name

790
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,400
with the nannies and the fuck off. Listen. If I

791
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,360
had a mother in law that could come and stay

792
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,079
stay with me, don't you think I would? If I

793
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:29,480
had my mother, if I had a sister, a sister

794
00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:31,679
in law. My sister in law came to town after

795
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,800
they were born. She was there four days and she

796
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,400
brought her kid. And that's all I got. That's it, zero,

797
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:41,519
zippo nothing. So thank god that we had the means

798
00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:44,880
to hire somebody to help me, and even then that

799
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,559
person was only there, you know, I mean they had

800
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,559
to stay with me at night to help me feed,

801
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,239
and then she's out.

802
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 8: I mean people, there's a big difference to me between

803
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,280
people that have like round the clock help and one

804
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,679
baby and they're not doing anything and they're not like

805
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,159
there there are people and Lannies will have stories about

806
00:38:06,199 --> 00:38:08,840
people that hire somebody to do everything and this person

807
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,840
doesn't end up bonding with their own baby. When you

808
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,440
have twins, you are always gonna be on one of

809
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,559
those babies. Aint, no, there ain't no getting out of it.

810
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 5: Like I it was every hour and a half feeding,

811
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,039
so you would feed, then you have to burp the

812
00:38:26,119 --> 00:38:28,320
whole burping thing and remember that, Oh, oh my god.

813
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 8: And if you've never burped a baby before, you're like,

814
00:38:31,079 --> 00:38:32,400
how does this even work?

815
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:34,199
Speaker 6: I know, how am I supposed to get a burp

816
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:34,760
out of this thing?

817
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 5: And if it doesn't, can I put them back down?

818
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,679
Or do I have to still hold them and wait

819
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,119
till burps? What am I supposed to do?

820
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 7: Right?

821
00:38:40,639 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 8: Is it gonna kill them?

822
00:38:41,559 --> 00:38:41,679
Speaker 7: Right?

823
00:38:42,559 --> 00:38:44,599
Speaker 5: And then then you gotta you gotta burp them, Then

824
00:38:44,639 --> 00:38:46,519
you gotta change your diaper, and then you gotta put

825
00:38:46,559 --> 00:38:48,719
them back down to sleep, and then you feed the

826
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,360
other one and that takes how long? I don't know.

827
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,840
Forty five minutes right that hole, and then you put

828
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,199
that one deck down and then in an hour and

829
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:59,000
a half to two hours later, time to feed again,

830
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:04,599
right around the mother fucking clock. And Adam is filming

831
00:39:04,639 --> 00:39:06,440
The Hammer, right and I'm and.

832
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,039
Speaker 8: They don't understand why we're crying all the time, right right,

833
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:13,639
I guess, Oh God, I'm not.

834
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, We're gonna say one time he

835
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:17,840
can well.

836
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,119
Speaker 5: No, the day I came home because I had a

837
00:39:20,159 --> 00:39:24,400
C section two, and I'm you know, I'm I got Ozzy.

838
00:39:24,559 --> 00:39:28,559
Remember Ozzy, Adam's guy oz Oswaldo. He's in the Hammer.

839
00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:31,800
So he was a day laborer that had worked with

840
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,360
Adam for thirty years, but then Adam let him go

841
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,800
because he's pain in the ass. But he was like,

842
00:39:37,039 --> 00:39:39,800
first of all, he shows up in my delivery room.

843
00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:43,960
I'm in the in the o R in the recovery room,

844
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,280
and he's on the phone on air talking to Jimmy,

845
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:52,239
who's hosting for Adam's radio show because Adam's on maternity leave,

846
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,239
and oh yeah, I'm here. I see Lynette, She's here,

847
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,920
Hiley Nett. And I was like, get the fuck out

848
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,000
of here. But anyway, thank God for him because He

849
00:40:01,159 --> 00:40:04,519
helped us bring everything home, bring the babies in, and

850
00:40:04,639 --> 00:40:08,199
then he leaves and Adam's like, I'll take a nap,

851
00:40:08,519 --> 00:40:12,000
and I'm like, oh no, he did not. Yes, I'm

852
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:14,760
sitting in the TV room with the two of them

853
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,840
and he's going to take I'm just gonna lay down

854
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,760
for half an hour and I can't move, I can't no.

855
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 8: Words that make me more mad from a husband. And

856
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,719
then I'm gonna go lay down for half an hour.

857
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

858
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 6: Always at the most inopportune time.

859
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 5: It was tho it's never a half hour. I know,

860
00:40:32,079 --> 00:40:34,760
it's never a half hour. But we had a guest

861
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,079
that came, and thank god it was Jimmy and Sarah Silverman.

862
00:40:38,119 --> 00:40:41,400
They were our first guests. Really come over. Yes, Jimmy

863
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,320
wanted to see the babies because it's Jimmy and they

864
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,519
were our first guests. So he had get his ass up.

865
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,599
And thank God for them because that first day home

866
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,559
was miserable. So they were there for a while, holding

867
00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:55,320
each and then they left and then cousin Ivy came.

868
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:58,039
She was there, but it was just that first that

869
00:40:58,159 --> 00:41:01,360
first few hours home, I was just like, what do

870
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:01,920
I now?

871
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:02,039
Speaker 8: What?

872
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 5: What am I supposed to do now. The first that

873
00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:06,119
was brutal. It was.

874
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,039
Speaker 8: And we had no parents either. Yeah, so I haven't

875
00:41:09,039 --> 00:41:10,719
talked to my mom, as you know, for a long time.

876
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:15,239
So I was already I had my mom around when

877
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:19,480
I had LB. But and not to make this a bitch.

878
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 5: Session about my mom, but not helpful at all. She

879
00:41:23,119 --> 00:41:25,519
was well. I remember she would come over.

880
00:41:25,559 --> 00:41:27,639
Speaker 8: Sometimes and I would always it would be that thing

881
00:41:27,679 --> 00:41:30,280
where you have to entertain because she's like that.

882
00:41:31,079 --> 00:41:33,199
Speaker 5: Like she'd bring over. She brought over one time, like

883
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,400
some soup, but then I had to like go serve

884
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,159
it up for everybody.

885
00:41:36,159 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 8: Like it wasn't like I'm the kid, It's like, all right,

886
00:41:39,679 --> 00:41:42,719
well I can't Adam, And I brought some I brought

887
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,800
some homemade I made.

888
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 5: I made a little chicken noodle soup for me. Oh

889
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,559
I'm not kidding.

890
00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:50,559
Speaker 8: Or she'd bring some leftovers from what they had for breakfast.

891
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,119
That happened one time and John was like so fucking mad.

892
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,840
He's like, who does that?

893
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 6: Who brings over like some leftover danishes?

894
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,559
Speaker 5: This is what we have breakfast.

895
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:02,119
Speaker 6: So I had a few left so I brought him

896
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:02,960
over for you guys.

897
00:42:03,519 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 5: That was the That was the height of getting treated well.

898
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,119
Speaker 8: So I had to like get up and serve everybody,

899
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,360
like okay, soup here it is heated up. Or my

900
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,199
mom's like, yeah, you can just heat heat that up.

901
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,199
But you had and I'm trying to breastfeed. And then

902
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,320
when I was trying to breastfeed and really struggling with that,

903
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:24,119
my mom was like why are like just stop, Like

904
00:42:24,199 --> 00:42:25,800
if it's not going well, then just.

905
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,159
Speaker 2: Don't do it.

906
00:42:26,199 --> 00:42:27,679
Speaker 5: She didn't understand the hormone.

907
00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:30,159
Speaker 8: I mean, I understand that they forget because it's been

908
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,360
a long time since they had a baby, but still

909
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,320
it was just it was there was not like any

910
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,519
support non. Oh.

911
00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 5: So after I had LB ten days later, it was Thanksgiving.

912
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 8: So Elbe was born on November twelfth, and so I

913
00:42:45,039 --> 00:42:48,599
had a sea section and my my mom, Oh, this

914
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,039
is turning into a little bit about my mom. But uh,

915
00:42:51,559 --> 00:42:54,599
she wasn't here. I didn't want to come to Thanksgiving.

916
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,440
I just had a baby sea section. I mean it's

917
00:42:57,639 --> 00:43:00,360
she's ten days old, right, And I didn't want to

918
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,079
go to her apartment in West Hollowmell.

919
00:43:03,199 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

920
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,639
Speaker 5: So but she insisted that I had to.

921
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,599
Speaker 8: But she was like, well, you don't have to make anything.

922
00:43:09,679 --> 00:43:11,800
I think she told me like I could buy something.

923
00:43:12,199 --> 00:43:12,880
I don't remember it.

924
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 5: So they went over to her house and she had

925
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:20,679
a friend over who had a cold. Jesus, Yeah, it

926
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,920
was like, I can't be around the baby. I'm sick.

927
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,199
Speaker 6: And you know when your baby is ten days old

928
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:27,719
and your first baby and you're.

929
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:32,039
Speaker 8: Just I was such a ball of anxiety. I couldn't

930
00:43:32,119 --> 00:43:35,320
relax for one second. I'm trying to breastfeed and it's

931
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,239
not going well. So I'm every so often like uh oh.

932
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,599
But my mom's attitude was like just leave the baby alone,

933
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,960
like just can't it just be in its carrier?

934
00:43:45,679 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 5: She wanted like nothing really to do with it.

935
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 8: And then so then I went in her bedroom for

936
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,039
a while and I was trying to breastfeed, and she

937
00:43:52,159 --> 00:43:56,079
got really annoyed and was like can you just I mean, we're.

938
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,119
Speaker 5: Trying to like have Thanksgiving, and I was like, I

939
00:43:59,199 --> 00:44:01,679
knew it was bad idea for me to come. Oh

940
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,679
my god, that's terrible.

941
00:44:04,039 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, which led to the bigger fight that we got into,

942
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,119
which was a year later when I didn't when I

943
00:44:10,159 --> 00:44:13,440
wanted to have Thanksgiving up my house because I had

944
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,519
a one year old sure who was.

945
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,639
Speaker 5: Napping like needed to have the naps.

946
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:19,119
Speaker 2: Huh.

947
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,039
Speaker 8: So that I was like, I don't want to drag

948
00:44:21,079 --> 00:44:23,800
her to someone else's house all day and try to

949
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,800
put her in a pack and play.

950
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 5: And it was just like, just come to me.

951
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 6: Nope, they weren't hearing it. Really, yeah, they wouldn't.

952
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 8: So that's and is that when you're That's when that's

953
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:39,679
when the real trouble started. I just started realizing how

954
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,960
little accommodations are made for anybody.

955
00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 5: Else before you, before LB, did you have, what kind

956
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,360
of a relationship did you have with your mom? Well,

957
00:44:51,079 --> 00:44:53,639
I mean I love my mom.

958
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 8: I loved her back then, it was just the relationship

959
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,679
was very much on her terms. There was I mean

960
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,559
for many many years there was. There was not a

961
00:45:04,639 --> 00:45:08,880
lot of accommodation for anybody else's feelings or and the

962
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:09,719
same was going on.

963
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:15,079
Speaker 5: For my brother and so it was okay, but I

964
00:45:15,159 --> 00:45:15,920
think I had to.

965
00:45:16,159 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 8: I just kept my expectations as low as I could, Right,

966
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,519
That's how I dealt That's how I did it, That's

967
00:45:22,559 --> 00:45:25,519
what I Yeah, I just kept my expectations very low,

968
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,400
but at a certain but you don't.

969
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,639
Speaker 5: Argue and fight and stuff like that. You just got

970
00:45:29,679 --> 00:45:34,519
a lot just kind of oh rolled with her kind yeah,

971
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,079
but you know.

972
00:45:37,119 --> 00:45:40,159
Speaker 8: The little but the little I felt and this is

973
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,400
we're only hearing my side of the story, but I

974
00:45:42,559 --> 00:45:45,079
felt like a lot. I got a lot of digs,

975
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,840
you know which, a lot of digs that I would

976
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,320
just go that would make me upset, but I wouldn't

977
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,400
say anything because I didn't want to have like a fight.

978
00:45:53,159 --> 00:45:55,079
Just little things like I remember when I got the

979
00:45:55,119 --> 00:45:58,119
book deal, my first book deal, right, my mom thought

980
00:45:58,159 --> 00:46:00,079
it was annoying that I got it because she was like, like,

981
00:46:00,119 --> 00:46:01,800
why are you getting a book deal? Like you just

982
00:46:02,199 --> 00:46:04,480
you don't what do you know about like raising a baby,

983
00:46:05,119 --> 00:46:07,360
like you just had a baby, Like I should have

984
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:12,440
a book deal because like I raised three home girl.

985
00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 5: I didn't realize she was that, well, they're just stuff.

986
00:46:15,519 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 8: And then when I was when I told her about

987
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,159
what the book was going to be, this is for

988
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,440
sippy Cups or not for chardinay and you know which

989
00:46:21,519 --> 00:46:24,559
is a comedy book, which was kind of poking fun

990
00:46:24,679 --> 00:46:27,119
out of and I was I was writing it as

991
00:46:27,199 --> 00:46:30,320
I was going through stuff. It was my take on

992
00:46:31,119 --> 00:46:34,000
early parenthood, and uh, I just remember I was telling

993
00:46:34,039 --> 00:46:36,480
her about certain things. My mom said, yeah, that sounds cute.

994
00:46:36,519 --> 00:46:38,960
It'll be something people read once and put away, like

995
00:46:39,159 --> 00:46:41,559
just the little thing. You'd go like, that's like a

996
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,639
I think that was mean? Like you know, but where

997
00:46:46,199 --> 00:46:47,920
when I would say to her, like I feel like.

998
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,639
Speaker 5: You're very critical. You say a lot of critical.

999
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:54,639
Speaker 8: Things, she'd be like that's crazy, like what and then

1000
00:46:54,679 --> 00:46:57,119
I would name a bunch of them and she would whatever,

1001
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:58,639
I was just joking.

1002
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 5: On that one, or I don't know what, you're so insative.

1003
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,840
I don't know why you would take that. Was she

1004
00:47:03,159 --> 00:47:09,119
always that way? Because I know your stepdad was very critical.

1005
00:47:09,079 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 6: Right, and very My stepfather was a nightmare.

1006
00:47:11,519 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, but do you well when she met him, did

1007
00:47:15,079 --> 00:47:19,239
she start changing or was she always that way? You know,

1008
00:47:20,039 --> 00:47:21,840
I don't know, because you know, we all have like

1009
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,920
a skewed like I mean, my mom had me and

1010
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,440
she was very young. She was twenty three when she

1011
00:47:27,559 --> 00:47:29,599
had me, and then she got a divorce a few

1012
00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:32,400
years later, and so then she was a single mom

1013
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,599
for a couple months. But then she moved in with

1014
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,760
my stepfather, who was not nice and it's not a

1015
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,639
nice person, right, And I think I don't know how

1016
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,519
she was before that, but I think she sort of

1017
00:47:46,599 --> 00:47:50,599
got like was very much wanted that relationship to work.

1018
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 8: So at that point, this is my interpretation, made a

1019
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:58,599
decision that that was going to work, right, and that

1020
00:47:58,719 --> 00:47:59,199
that came.

1021
00:47:59,119 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 5: First relationship with her.

1022
00:48:01,159 --> 00:48:04,199
Speaker 8: Yes, and I feel like, I mean, I'm sure I

1023
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,800
got lots of good stuff as a kid. I was

1024
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,480
taken care of at a roof over my head. You know,

1025
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,599
we're pretty poor for a long time when I was

1026
00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:16,880
a kid. But you know, she wasn't a drunk or

1027
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,400
drug addict or you know, took care of us. But

1028
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,719
I do think that as I got older, I mean,

1029
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:26,320
my stepfather just did not like me, and my mom

1030
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:31,440
never sided with me almost ever and never that's horrible,

1031
00:48:31,679 --> 00:48:34,960
and was a yeller and not and critical and as

1032
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,679
a ls and she also was very critical. Yes that

1033
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,199
has never changed and never owned it, you know what

1034
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,639
I mean. She's a person who never said I'm sorry,

1035
00:48:44,679 --> 00:48:48,719
which is something that now as as a mom, I

1036
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,960
use i'm sorry as a way to get closer to

1037
00:48:54,039 --> 00:48:56,239
my kids, Like I think it's really important to show

1038
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,639
them that we mess up.

1039
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,079
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I flipped out, smack you in the head, yeah, or.

1040
00:49:02,119 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 8: Sometimes I just I do realize sometimes that I was

1041
00:49:06,519 --> 00:49:09,239
just in a bad mood and why kids didn't actually

1042
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,559
do anything, and you know, I'm able to just go like,

1043
00:49:12,639 --> 00:49:14,840
all right, you know I kind of overreacted to that.

1044
00:49:15,199 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 5: Listen.

1045
00:49:15,599 --> 00:49:20,639
Speaker 6: You guys are for the most part trying and then recognize.

1046
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,559
Speaker 5: But I think as a parent that that's the equality

1047
00:49:23,599 --> 00:49:26,000
that makes you a good parent, that you even recognize

1048
00:49:26,039 --> 00:49:28,119
that you have to do that, you know what I mean.

1049
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 8: I remember one time my mom slapped me like across

1050
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,280
the face and I hadn't I hadn't done anything wrong,

1051
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,920
and I just remember thinking, like she want to pull it,

1052
00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:43,000
like she Yeah, when I was I don't know how

1053
00:49:43,039 --> 00:49:44,920
old I was. Let's say I was like Elbie's age.

1054
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 5: And I think about that and I go, I never

1055
00:49:49,559 --> 00:49:50,760
I can't ever.

1056
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 8: Imagine a circumstance that I would smack Elbe across the face.

1057
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 6: Now, I'm not saying that if a parent that to

1058
00:50:00,559 --> 00:50:01,079
a kid.

1059
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 8: And they're just driven to their limits and they're really

1060
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,840
frustrated and they smacked their kid across the face, I

1061
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:10,280
am not condemning that happening. I'm not saying that if

1062
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,559
you do that, you're a horrible parent. You should be rested.

1063
00:50:12,559 --> 00:50:14,960
I'm not saying that I'm saying that could happen, but

1064
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,519
for my mom to have done that to me, you'd

1065
00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:22,519
think something either I did something really wrong like what

1066
00:50:23,559 --> 00:50:28,599
I'm trying to imagine what bit or or my mom

1067
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,800
was really frustrated and lost her temper and slapped me,

1068
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,639
And then you'd think that maybe she would appoll it,

1069
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,400
like you would think if you did that and your

1070
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,760
kid didn't really do something, but you just lost your temper,

1071
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,840
that you would apologize right right right. So no, they

1072
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,400
were not really apologies ever.

1073
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 5: So wow, that's interesting. I don't think my mom ever

1074
00:50:49,559 --> 00:50:52,559
apologized to me either. I never really thought about it

1075
00:50:52,639 --> 00:50:54,960
because I always thought at an early age my mom

1076
00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:55,960
was crazy.

1077
00:50:56,159 --> 00:50:57,760
Speaker 7: She was vol like.

1078
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:02,119
Speaker 5: She just would lose her temper a lot, and she

1079
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,880
would She never hit She only hit me in the

1080
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,119
face when I was a teenager once because I said

1081
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:11,079
fuck off or something like that. But she never hit

1082
00:51:11,159 --> 00:51:13,039
me in She would pull me by the hair or

1083
00:51:13,079 --> 00:51:16,480
she would dig her nails into my arm when you

1084
00:51:16,559 --> 00:51:19,039
were younger. When I was younger, oh yeah, like my

1085
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:22,400
kids age, she would go she would if we were

1086
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,559
in a public place, she would just pull me by

1087
00:51:24,599 --> 00:51:27,960
the arm. I have a scar. Look at that right

1088
00:51:28,039 --> 00:51:31,639
there on my wrist. Wow from her. She had like

1089
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,119
keys in her hand and she just grabbed me and

1090
00:51:34,199 --> 00:51:37,119
she just said, let's go. I don't remember what we

1091
00:51:37,199 --> 00:51:39,159
were doing. I remember we were in a department store,

1092
00:51:40,519 --> 00:51:42,440
but I was, yeah, I was like ten or eleven

1093
00:51:42,639 --> 00:51:47,679
or twelve, probably eleven or twelve, and she would she

1094
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:52,039
would yeah. She was very aggressive, and my dad wasn't.

1095
00:51:52,199 --> 00:51:54,440
And I remember her going after my dad. I've never

1096
00:51:54,559 --> 00:51:58,920
saw her go after my brothers ever, but she she

1097
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,079
would do that. But then the flip side, she always

1098
00:52:02,159 --> 00:52:05,840
had like a sunshiny personality, and she'd walk in the

1099
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,920
house and go, whoo, what's the going on?

1100
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 6: My daughter does that?

1101
00:52:10,599 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 5: She goes whoop, she go whoa, what's the going on?

1102
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,079
What's going on? Hey princess, Hey beautiful, look come here,

1103
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,000
how you doing it? And she would hug and kiss

1104
00:52:18,119 --> 00:52:20,199
me and she would oh, and she would talk in

1105
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,320
her Italian baby talk and squeeze my face. And she

1106
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,519
did that a lot. I mean she hugged most of

1107
00:52:26,599 --> 00:52:29,800
the time, not just she always seemed most of the

1108
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,079
time she was in an upbeat. Come to find out

1109
00:52:33,199 --> 00:52:36,760
later she's manic, but she's panic the other way. But

1110
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,840
I didn't know that at the time, and I think

1111
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,880
it got worse so she got older. But for the

1112
00:52:42,039 --> 00:52:44,719
most part, she was very like, whoo, you know, I'm

1113
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:46,800
gonna go in to swimming. Now, let's go swimming. She

1114
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,079
never wanted me to sit home. She'd wanted me to

1115
00:52:49,159 --> 00:52:52,000
go outside, go play, go get some sunshine and go

1116
00:52:52,119 --> 00:52:56,000
in the pool. And but for the most part, but

1117
00:52:56,079 --> 00:52:59,639
then she would she would just flip out and she

1118
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,559
would I don't know, like she didn't like me being

1119
00:53:01,639 --> 00:53:04,320
with my friends too long at my friend's house and

1120
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,360
she would come come That was the worst when she

1121
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,360
would come to my friend's house and you know, where's Helenette.

1122
00:53:09,559 --> 00:53:12,360
Get that Lyne, you'll come home right now. I told

1123
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,239
you'd come home at six o'clock and she, you know,

1124
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,960
grabbed me and pull me home, grab my hair. Yeah,

1125
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:23,679
or she would hit me with a broom. Well, there

1126
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,440
was times where I was in the pool and I

1127
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,239
would listen to her and I'd just go underwater and

1128
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,480
be like, al I just swim, not pay attention, and

1129
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,400
I'd come up for air and she had a proom

1130
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,280
and she was like trying to hit me with it

1131
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:38,719
to get my attention to get out of the pool

1132
00:53:40,559 --> 00:53:41,960
that she did with my cousins too.

1133
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 8: Now that's kind of the seventies, right like that, I'll

1134
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:50,719
chalk up too, I think, yeah, well, but craziness and crazy.

1135
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,079
Speaker 5: She was crazy. She was nuts with a black belt.

1136
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 8: You know.

1137
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,280
Speaker 5: She was teaching self defense and I had to go

1138
00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,880
with her to class. I told you that time where

1139
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:02,199
I thought she was gonna kill me my sleep. I

1140
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,360
don't know why I had this. I went through a

1141
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,000
period where I thought my mom was going to try

1142
00:54:06,039 --> 00:54:10,039
and kill me while I was sleeping. I remember being

1143
00:54:10,079 --> 00:54:12,960
so sad. Yeah, I remember being like eight and your brother.

1144
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:17,039
Oh then my brother later, my brother got schizophrenia. Well,

1145
00:54:17,079 --> 00:54:20,719
I think my brother had that mental illness gene. And

1146
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:24,239
I think being in the environment that we had, he

1147
00:54:25,039 --> 00:54:27,440
you know, my mom and dad fought a lot. They

1148
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,079
didn't go along. Well, they got along while they were

1149
00:54:30,119 --> 00:54:32,320
growing up. Then when I came and we moved to California,

1150
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,920
they didn't get along, and uh so they would fight.

1151
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:41,320
I think that environment might have I don't know, brought

1152
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,239
it out more. Maybe he would have got I mean

1153
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,519
he has full on schizophrenia. But yeah, so he would

1154
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,440
wake up in the middle of the night screaming yell

1155
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:52,280
and run into my bedroom and like like like somebody

1156
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:53,960
was chasing him or something like that. I was like

1157
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,000
scared of living daylights out of me. So yeah, and

1158
00:54:58,079 --> 00:55:01,000
then but I just think to my I know, I

1159
00:55:01,079 --> 00:55:04,760
think to myself like I could never do what my

1160
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,360
mom like, I would never grab Natalia by her hair,

1161
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,000
let alone in front of our friends. I know, you know,

1162
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,280
I know I could never do that. I could never

1163
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:13,599
do that.

1164
00:55:14,519 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 6: I mean, I just think I just think about two.

1165
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 8: I mean that's really extreme, but I just think about

1166
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:24,159
like elbe I think about I can't I could never

1167
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,719
say the critical like say, my mom is a mean

1168
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:30,360
stuff to me, like mean, And I think my little girl,

1169
00:55:30,639 --> 00:55:34,719
like what, I would never go like make comments that

1170
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make her feel like not good or not talented or

1171
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,679
not worse, I were selfish or just accuse her of

1172
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:44,480
being I just can't imagine like trying to damage, like

1173
00:55:44,639 --> 00:55:48,199
trying to be mean, like purposely trying to cut her down.

1174
00:55:49,039 --> 00:55:51,599
That's like that's just not and not in a way

1175
00:55:51,639 --> 00:55:54,519
of like oh, like we should always overpraise our kids,

1176
00:55:54,559 --> 00:55:56,559
But I'm just saying, like, treat them like we were

1177
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,320
like normally human beings, like people like I try to

1178
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,760
treat my kids like like how I would treat my friends,

1179
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,880
of course, not trying to be their best friend, of

1180
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,920
course I'm a parent, but I'm saying I try to

1181
00:56:07,039 --> 00:56:08,960
give them the respect that I would give to somebody

1182
00:56:09,039 --> 00:56:10,159
I enjoy being around.

1183
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:15,639
Speaker 5: Of course, it's just it's crazy. We turned out pretty

1184
00:56:15,639 --> 00:56:21,400
good though, totally awesome, amazing. Well, thank you, yeah, thanks Brandon,

1185
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,760
thank you. Yeah, you're a parent. Now, don't f it up.

1186
00:56:33,559 --> 00:56:34,519
Speaker 8: I I I.

1187
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 4: Ray damn. But that's how it goes.

1188
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,159
Speaker 2: Many people.

1189
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 4: Lay man, it's ball.

1190
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Speaker 2: Maybam, it's not too late. Never forget how the.

1191
00:57:29,239 --> 00:57:34,159
Speaker 3: Where men no lolls, not.

1192
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:37,719
Speaker 2: Like a man that.

1193
00:57:39,719 --> 00:57:47,199
Speaker 3: I'm going up the right downy crazy trade. I'm going

1194
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up the side down it pratty track.

1195
00:57:56,679 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 2: It's all.

1196
00:58:04,159 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 9: I've listen to, Bradjas, I've listened to fools. I want

1197
00:58:11,639 --> 00:58:15,039
on the probbout who make got a rule?

1198
00:58:18,079 --> 00:58:19,159
Speaker 4: Why mother it to this.

1199
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,159
Speaker 2: Ruling? The rool.

1200
00:58:25,079 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 4: The mesels it. They're doing the rule that the long

1201
00:58:33,199 --> 00:58:36,039
steps play, hondy.

1202
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 3: I say, I'm going snout the trays. How the grady tide.

1203
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:49,719
I'm going out the crown got a crazy tide.

1204
00:58:57,039 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 2: I know that things are going.

1205
00:59:04,000 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 4: No wal that's what they been, thought i'd trouble.

1206
01:00:08,559 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 2: I need to make my dam. I just got a bird.

1207
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 4: I'm done.

1208
01:00:20,519 --> 01:00:30,679
Speaker 3: It's nothing. Let's telling back. That's the walls, not all

1209
01:00:30,719 --> 01:00:37,559
the lots. I'm going out the US outing crazy tide.

1210
01:00:40,639 --> 01:01:04,440
I'm going out the grounds on a crazy chide the

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foot