Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.
Speaker 2: I died recently, and my eternal punishment is to do
a podcast where I interview people who are in hell.
I'm Chris, and this is my co host, the brother
of Satan. Whatever, Clayton's what's wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm in a bad week, Chris, I'm a real bad week. Why.
Speaker 3: Well, I got a new girlfriend. That's not the bad part.
The girlfriend things kind of cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What's the bad part?
Speaker 3: Well, the bad part is I went into the doctor
to go get tested just to make sure, you know,
things are groovy before we started.
Speaker 1: You know, dating.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, and I came back clean. Oh, I came
back clean. Everything's good. I don't know how it happened.
I'm healthy, no STDs, no nothing that's bad.
Speaker 1: That's terrible. It's awful. It's the worst. I wanted something fun.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: Herpes, I don't know. You can't even heal herpes. My
herpies are gone.
Speaker 1: Hey heal. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had a bunch of big red blots on my
face and then and then they're all gone, They're all clean,
spotless complexion, bumpless, dick.
Speaker 1: This is the worst. I'm really sorry. Yeah, yeah, Well,
is there anything I can do for you? Sort of.
Speaker 3: Because there's things you could do if you if you
got any and you want to pass them along.
Speaker 1: No, we can find ways. No I don't. No, there's nothing.
Speaker 3: Nothing to be done. Then I'm inconsolable. Sorry, I gotta
shake off this batter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it's fine. So who's this new girlfriend. Well,
it's a bit of a long story.
Speaker 3: Basically, I was going to try to go after Marilyn Monroe.
Oh no, I didn't. Don't get excited. I didn't get
Marilyn Monroe. She's way the funk out of my league.
But I kind of wanted to stay into that Kennedy universe.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, So then I went after Jackie Kennedy. Oh Jackie, Oh,
get your hopes down.
Speaker 1: Nope, Jackie. No.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: So then you know, it's just like, well I'm already here,
former first lady.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll go with Barbara Bush. So Barbara Bush.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, So me and me and Barbara will
see each other, not not like young Barbara Bush, like
Barbara Bush like.
Speaker 1: The day she died. Barbara Bush. Wait, that's that's the
You're dating old Barbara Bush. Yeah, you got a problem. No,
why are you laughing? Man? Nothing I'm nothing. She's a
lovely person. Then why is she in hell? I don't know,
Go ask her. It's a personal question, all right.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so she's I mean, she's kind of an
announced with George. She wants to keep things, you know,
fire things up a little bit, you know, get make
him jealous, little cat and mouse.
Speaker 1: Then I'm hey rebound. Yeah, I'm there. So you're Johnny
on the Spot. That's some mye named Clayton. Clayton on
the Spot. Yeah all right, well that sounds awesome. I
mean yeah, but no, I got no STDs though.
Speaker 2: Chris, what did she have to say about that? Was
that a difficult conversation?
Speaker 3: We haven't had it yet. I got a date with
her afterwards after this podcast.
Speaker 1: You can break the news to her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know, you never know. She might have
one you think. I wouldn't have thought so, but you
never know. I mean she's frisky, you know. Maybe I
don't know. I never got that impression from either of
the Bushes. Well maybe George w but not not good
old Barb. Yeah, this is a live show, though, does
she listen to it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: I didn't considered that. I don't wonder that changes things
she might already know. I'm getting a text on my
health phone. Oh, oh, that's bad. What she just she
just said, we need to talk.
Speaker 1: Period, that's it. What does that mean?
Speaker 2: I mean, that's never good. She's probably listening. She probably
knows that you're clean. Oh, it was an exclamation point,
like we need to talk.
Speaker 3: No, it was a period. Yeah, we need to talk.
Was the question mark we need to talk. Nope, we
need to talk. Yeah, it hasn't changed, it doesn't change.
She's like, you know, fixed the thing and they put
the asterisk. Yeah, yeah, but nothing sounds.
Speaker 2: Like we're gonna have a talk. So we'll see how
it goes well. I mean, there's plenty of other former
first ladies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're fish in the sea of Dick's. Yeah. Yeah.
Dare I ask how your dating life is with Helen Keller?
I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's hard to read. It's hard to read, so like
the braille, the brail is hard to read. I don't
know braille, and so I'm trying to learn. I mean,
you have a bump problem. I have a bump problem.
We both got problems with bumps in our sex life.
But yeah, yeah, life is a highway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you tried going for anybody else other than
Helen Keller, maybe like you can make her jealous.
Speaker 1: You know, you can be seen out in the I
don't even know she'd even notice, You're right, she probably wouldn't.
I don't know. I got a point. I'm just gonna
see where this goes. I want to see where this goes.
You know, well, that makes one of you.
Speaker 2: I have a question from our hotmail account from Meghan
J janu Ski.
Speaker 3: All right, great pronunciation, All right, what's up, Megan Couga
douche Ski.
Speaker 2: She was curious what driving is like in Hell and
what are the most popular vehicles do we have, like
the new Tesla truck or anything like that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I saw that the cyber truck. No,
we don't got that.
Speaker 3: It's cool though, it's like PlayStation one graphics. Yeah wow eat. Well,
traffic everywhere, yeah, everything is on the opposite side of
the road. So if you're from Australia, it's on the
right side, if you're from America, it's on the left side,
and if you're if you're familiar with both and it's
upside down. It's just you never know. It changes every day. Yeah,
traffic laws change every day. Traffic lights. You don't know
what colors go and what colors stop. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: What about the vehicles themselves? Vehicles?
Speaker 3: We have one vehicle, one vehicle, number one vehicle of hell,
the PT cruiser, that's it. Yeah, you know those old
shitty things that look like turds, like they're kind of
like tapered on one end, like, yeah, oh, did you
drive one O?
Speaker 1: You look like a pet cruise. No, I bet you
had the nice convertible on the cream yellow one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember there was a saying PT Cruiser so and
so is a loser. That was the saying did you
make that up yourself?
Speaker 1: Or who? Who was saying this?
Speaker 3: I think you were just saying this to yourself into
the mirror cruise Cruiser, You're it was?
Speaker 1: I said to my friends friends. Yeah, a lot of those.
Speaker 2: Nicholas Atherton says good day, and he was wondering if
Australia is one of the circles of Hell.
Speaker 1: No, it's actually Heaven.
Speaker 3: Yeah you think the birthplace of Hugh Jackman is gonna
be a ring of Hell? No, sir, he's an angel,
he's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Well, he's alive. So he's okay. Yeah, I was gonna
say is he in heaven?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's still alive. Yeah, he's still alive on Broadway. Miss,
I must have missed that one. Oh that was a
good one. That was a good one. Yeah. He was
great as opposed to Russell Crowe, who was ship.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm getting reports that Russell Crowe is also Australia.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh seems like.
Speaker 3: Uh Australia's place on the heaven and hal scale is shifting.
Speaker 1: Well, thanks for the questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if anyone wants to send us in questions, it's
a good Morning from Hell at hotmail or we have
a Twitter or Instagram at Morning from Hell.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, call me uh Hail Clayton sixty nine. That's
that's where the reactions going down. Okay, hold on, hold on,
I need to before we go on to our next thing.
I'm going to put this in my face.
Speaker 1: Why are you putting on a blindfold?
Speaker 3: Test me, test me see if I can see anything.
How many figures are you holding up?
Speaker 1: Just one?
Speaker 3: Wait a say hold on, that's a middle finger, Chris.
Oh you're tricky. Oh look you go all right, So
I'm blindfolding myself because our next guest has superhuman abilities. Okay, yeah,
I won't get into it.
Speaker 1: You should. You should see for yourself. She's walking in
right there. Look at it it is.
Speaker 4: Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: Hello. Oh my god, is that my dear?
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, yeah, he's he's turned into stone. Welcome to
do so nice to see you.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, her her, shake my hand. If you can find.
Speaker 4: It, you're it' You're beautiful.
Speaker 1: But you know I can't get Stone Clayton.
Speaker 4: You're always such a charm.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you? You know well? Uh oh, well you
know what.
Speaker 3: Chris is still frozen, and as far as I know
he's is he gonna be able to hear any of this?
Speaker 4: Oh no, of course. Now we can say anything we'd like.
His ears are completely blastered in and you can't see anything.
You're like two urns in the right now.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, O bring it back and then follow
my lead.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4: Give it a little touch, a little flick of the
wrist and slithered smother all over that face.
Speaker 1: Oh Chris, Oh you're back. Chris, don't look at her
down that dies down? Was I just turned to stone?
You were, Chris? I have some terrible news.
Speaker 3: What we're three hundred years into the future. You've been
You've been out for three hundred years, Chris?
Speaker 1: What? Yeah, you've missed so much, so much.
Speaker 3: All of your family is dead by now yeah?
Speaker 1: Are they in hell? Oh no, they aren't having there
any But you've you've been out. You've missed so many things,
you know.
Speaker 4: The black sheep of the family surprised.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, we have so much to catch
you up on. But we finally found the curre to
Meduce's curse.
Speaker 1: Wow we did. How's the podcast doing?
Speaker 3: Oh we're we're still number one. I do have some
bad news. Helen Killer she got married.
Speaker 1: What yeah?
Speaker 4: Good for She's been looking for someone, literally looking for.
Speaker 1: Someone who to who Hugh Jackman what? Yes? Yes, god
damn it? I mean yeah, hey, Chris, but he's in hell. Chris,
here's a joke. Oh you've been out for like five seconds,
just a yeah, yeah, yeah, he hasn't been that Yeah,
all right, Chris, Well you got we got a super
special guest. I advise, looking not at her.
Speaker 4: But honestly Clayton it's okay. I can turn them back
whenever I like. Okay, I like to let them have
linger a little bit, all right.
Speaker 1: So, wow, Medusa, I didn't know you were a real thing.
Speaker 4: A lot of people think that, especially with the one
named title. I'm a bit like Chaer, a madonna, a prince,
which his music down here is fantastic by the Oh yeah,
it's amazing. But yes, no, I'm real. A lot of
the myth is exaggerated hair. But oh like what, I'm
far more evil than they give. I mean, my goodness,
they make me sound like a kitten. I would say
I killed many many more people with the time that
I had. You know that entire army that that Chinese
emperor had buried underground, that was all me.
Speaker 1: No, the terra Cotta soldiers I was traveling through.
Speaker 4: I heard about their silk. I thought that silk will
feel wonderful on my scaling. Yeah, I travel through. Suddenly
all these men appear, and there's friends sacking some down.
I give them a friendly hello everyone. I'm here to shop,
and the next thing I know, there are five hundred
to one thousand stone men standing in front of me.
Speaker 1: So I just went on my way.
Speaker 4: And went back home.
Speaker 2: That's fucking badass, that's so cool man, and they just yeah,
and so people just think.
Speaker 4: That was no credit, no credit at all. Well, once
again a man has stolen a woman's work and claimed.
Speaker 1: All of the credit for it.
Speaker 3: So whenever we see this, whenever we see these like
stone statues and carvings in the museums and stuff, are
those are those really carving my handiwork.
Speaker 4: I don't want to brag, but yes, you can usually tell.
There's a little a little imprint of a tongue where
I go, my little.
Speaker 1: Signature signature, statue of David signature.
Speaker 4: If you look right into the ass crack. Oh you
really have to look in there, though, Chris, make sure
you get in. It is what it is. You can't
change history now unless you have the Internet.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, yeah, yeah, then you can just edit it
on Wikipedia.
Speaker 2: You were beheaded by Perseus, right, and then he used
your head to turn the kraken to stone?
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 4: Or originally a Perseus? Actually? Funny enough, was a dear
friend of mine. I called him Percy. Yeah, yes, he
was my barber. Oh funny enough. Yes, your hair it's very,
very difficult to contain very curly. I usually straighten it
quite a bit to get some length out, but he
could tame them.
Speaker 1: Very well, little snakes. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yes, the only person I trust with my beautiful locks
was Percy. Now what happened was one day I went in.
I had had a crazy night of drinking. My friend
a little bit more of a friend. He was a
little too constricting, but he was my boyfriend. Boa. We
broke up and I wanted a new look. I wanted something.
Speaker 3: You got that, oh earth to Clayton, I.
Speaker 1: Just got that.
Speaker 4: It was sufflegating me though relationship, Howard devouring me from
the outside. Regardless, I wanted a new look. I said,
Percy fixed me up this Boa, the relationship is broken.
I'm done. This is my impersonation of him. Girl, I've
got you. We're gonna make you look fabulous.
Speaker 1: Impersonation.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I tried so so. He never cut off your head.
He just he just cut your hair.
Speaker 4: Just he cut off what my head used to look like.
And now I have this beautiful new look that I
thank him so much for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your hair looks great, Chris, go take a look.
Speaker 3: Oh Chris is frozen again. You got I got an idea.
I got an idea, bring him back. I'm gonna put
my butt in his face, and then when he comes back,
first things can see my butt.
Speaker 1: All right, here go, here go? Yes, god, that is
one giant asshole.
Speaker 3: Oh my, did you see there as one?
Speaker 1: Like the Red Star calls it.
Speaker 4: I think you're thinking of the hunt for Red October.
Speaker 2: Well, I got a glimpse of your hair before. It
looks very nice. Those are all real snakes, right.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's all real natural.
Speaker 1: You should go ahead and pet her little snakes. Go ahead, well, yes,
thank you. All right, I'm going to chin this o.
Speaker 4: Susan. I'm sorry, that's the most aggressive of my snakes, Susan, Sally, Samantha,
Sarah Sarandon.
Speaker 1: Are those poisonous?
Speaker 4: No, the term is venomous, Chris. If you touch something,
it's toxic, that's where you get the poison. But if
he bites you, it's venomous. And yes, they are highly venomous.
Speaker 1: Your hand is swelling.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's got a powerful Oh wow.
Speaker 1: Look at that. What should I do your hell boy?
Look at you.
Speaker 4: You've got a stonehand. Oh my goodness. That was also
my idea. By the way, hello, stonehand A stonehand was me.
I didn't make hell Boy.
Speaker 3: Okay, I was gonna say, hopefully you didn't come up
with the reboot with David I was.
Speaker 4: I was done with hell Boy after our first relationship.
He was too much.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, so what should I do with this arm?
It's definitely I'm in a lot of pain.
Speaker 1: That's good, that's good. We should keep this going.
Speaker 4: If we keep the podcast going a little bit longer,
we'll lose him entirely. I just feel like, give us
another ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Should yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Should I just like cut it off or something like?
Speaker 4: Well it will regrow, right, that happens with my snakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it comes back, yeah, but just really slowly. And
I don't know if I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Do you have somewhere to be? You're trapped in hell
for eternity? Where do you have to go?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, I just I've got to do this podcast.
And if I take this butter Knife, should dorum butter Knife?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 3: You gotta just hack through it, but you know, give
you a little project work on one.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, so Medusa, do you turn everyone to stone
whenever you look at them? Or is it like Clayton
if you didn't have the blindfold on? Would you get
turned to stone?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I would get stoned. Yeah, you get turned to stone? No,
that's stoned, Yeah, I'd get stoned. You're here watch Oh boy?
Speaker 4: Oh you look deep into my pupils.
Speaker 1: That was a big hid My eyes red? I mean
redder than normal? Yes? Yeah, oh yeah, this is what happens, Chris.
Speaker 4: What what's they're so red now that they're purple?
Speaker 1: Clayton, Oh my gosh, you we ain't really hungry. I'm
so hungry right now? Do you want to go to
poop eyes? Poopie sounds so good right now?
Speaker 4: You mentioned taco hell once. Yes, that is delicious right now,
so I could slither into that meat hose all day.
Speaker 1: Mm sounds you So you just get stone? Dude?
Speaker 3: Dude, you know what you should do after this? We
should go watch Baby Geniuses too. Doesn't that sound oddome, Chris?
Isn't that sound awesome? Dude?
Speaker 1: No, we should know. We should totally do that.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: Wait, and I appreciate being on your show, but I
will not discuss smut. Please not talk about babies or genius.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you're like selling stuff in hell?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: I am? Yes, thank you for the ad space. I
appreciate it. I'm recently trying to become an entrepreneur in
some beauty products.
Speaker 1: That's a fun word, say it, unt.
Speaker 4: Entrepreneur. Yes, that's the floor of Hell. That's what we
walk on every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what are you selling?
Speaker 4: I specialize in beauty products. I figured what would help
both human and snake alike. Oils. That's the first thing
that came to mind. Everyone needs oil, and yes, exactly,
thank you. Snake oil. It's available now here in Hell.
I don't think we've opened up a shop on Earth yet,
but I'm working on it. Definitely available in Heaven pretty
much on every corner. They're like Starbucks up there. Yes,
oh yes, absolutely there. Let me tell you there are
some sneaky women up in heaven. Okay. I don't know
how they got in there, but they found the back door.
Speaker 1: Yeah Mary kay. Yeah, they sell you what the.
Speaker 4: Stands for killer Killer deals. That's just my two cents.
Speaker 3: You guys, ever, think about how like we're in hell? Yeah, Chris, you're.
Speaker 1: In Hell right now? Dude? Yeah, I am. This is crazy.
I'm miss old Clayton. No, man, this is this.
Speaker 4: Is New Clayton, New Clayton is far too existentially.
Speaker 3: Chris, do you ever like you think about like we're
doing a podcast, Like our words are going into this
machine and then the there then people are listening to
our words elsewhere.
Speaker 1: Not for much longer. What do you mean? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just don't thinking about Ellen.
Speaker 4: Let it go.
Speaker 1: Oh No, it's okay, I'm not it's not.
Speaker 4: You'll find someone else, No, Chris.
Speaker 1: Look at me.
Speaker 3: You're a great guy. You're gonna find a lovely lady.
I'm talking from my heart. I don't have a heart,
but if I did, you get what I'm saying. You're
gonna find someone like I found Barbara Bush. Yeah, yeah,
there's someone. There's a lucky lady waiting out there for you.
Many look at me, look at me in the eyes
and say yes, yes, yeah, no, look some Madusa in
the eyes.
Speaker 1: I really, I really don't look at her in the eyes. Now,
I'm not going I'm not I'm How long does he
stay Stone like this?
Speaker 4: I'm not sure it's actually funny. I don't know why
he said he doesn't have a heart. I know he
has one. I turned it to Stone years ago. What
and I don't know we should air that now, especially
with you being literally Stone, you might have too much
to say about it.
Speaker 1: You took my heart, Clayton.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to have to tell you this, but
I've had your heart for quite some time.
Speaker 1: Medusa. What that's crazy? What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: I turned it to Stone. I kept it. It's on
my mantle at home with all of my other heart collections.
Speaker 1: So you have Clayton's heart?
Speaker 4: Yes? Would you like to see it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Will make him a better demon?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Will it be like the.
Speaker 3: Grinch and I'll and I'll get I'll know the meaning
of Christmas.
Speaker 4: It will be like a paper weight on my table
because that's how I use it. Oh, okay, or a
door stop every now and then.
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds nice. How did you get his heart?
Speaker 4: I ripped it from inside? Have you played Mortal Kombat?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: My cat's raised is Get over here.
Speaker 1: Chris Man, listen, look gimmy yeah, lo gimme yeah, looking
me in the ice, I'm looking in the eye. All right.
Speaker 3: Hey, we're gonna get you, so we gotta get you
out there. Need to forget about Helen.
Speaker 1: It's an ongoing thing.
Speaker 4: Just speed dating anything like that. Speedting is huge in hell.
By the way, it's a big pastime.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to do that, you want to Let's
tell you what I know. You don't have a penis.
So what we'll do is all take you down to
the River Styx and then we'll.
Speaker 1: Fish you out of go a penis? Mean river dicks?
Speaker 4: Oh, I got egg all over my face, honey, there
are plenty of dicks in that river. Let me tell you.
I put some there myself.
Speaker 1: Well go, yeah, that's the why I said river dicks.
We'll go down there. We'll get you a dick. We'll
get you a nice dick.
Speaker 3: You can put it on.
Speaker 1: It'll be good. I'll find it for you. I'll help
you out. I mean that would be great. Yeah, but
that's that's not.
Speaker 4: The only thing though. I mean, yes, you could have
a frivolous, wonderful, fantastic abandoned sex, But what will that
leave you with? An emotional connection? You have to date someone,
don't you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I am maybe I think dating someone.
Speaker 4: If you think, then you're not. No, of course, not
what we could do. I don't normally do this, but
my sister just broke up with her boyfriend. We could
set something up, maybe a little something not.
Speaker 2: So crazy wor sister. So there's like Greek mythology, there's
three Gorgon sisters.
Speaker 4: Three sisters with the main parts of the fan, but
then the extended members of the family that a lot
of people don't know about it because no one wrote
about them, are my twelve brothers and twenty four half sisters. Yes,
people have a lot of sex and Greek.
Speaker 1: Mythology if you know this, Yeah, no, they definitely do.
Speaker 4: Just likes to fuck everybody. Oh yeah, the place he
fathered about a third of them at least that we
know of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or he's sired they say that sometimes, sired. Oh si, Yes, yeah,
it was a cool word, Clayton.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good word for being a deadbeat father.
Speaker 3: So we need to hook you up with one of us,
with one of Medusa's sisters.
Speaker 4: And just thinking off the top of my head, now
you're you're a fan of the Medusa aspect, I think
you would do really well with my sister Seduces. It's
the longest. Oh, she's very sexy. Yes, well to other
people they would say that.
Speaker 1: Now I've seen her. She's beautiful, she's.
Speaker 4: Very she's the prettiest one of the family, much to
my sugarn.
Speaker 1: What does what does she look like?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, the longest legs you can imagine, not
too long, but of course they're lengthy. Oh god, her hips,
they're very like our glassy and I'm not to hold on.
I don't want to get too graphic here. The upper
part of her body is all scale. It's very cindrilical,
can completely unhinge it and devour you whole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't have any arms, but you don't need
them because she embrace.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's all about the meaning behind it. There's no
arms there, but they're they're mentally there esus.
Speaker 1: Just she's like the opposite of Medusa.
Speaker 3: She's like like she's got human legs and then the snake body.
Speaker 1: Yes I said that snake face. And then well you
have snakes for hair? What does she have for hair?
Speaker 4: Tiny humans? Funny, yes, human, and they're all alive. They're
not they're they're they're there. The high five you if
you run your hands through her hair.
Speaker 1: Yes, that sounds game, good game, good game. That sounds
like a lot. That sounds awesome.
Speaker 4: Well, you're dating one person, but really you'll be kind
of dating like fifty six maybe more.
Speaker 1: Chris, this sounds perfect for you.
Speaker 4: Man, Open your mind, your heart, and your ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, open your ass. I just don't know if
this just this just doesn't sound right. Chris, look at me, No,
look at me. We're gonna hook you up with Seduca.
Look at Medusa. Now, oh he did it. He looked
at you.
Speaker 4: Let's go take him to my sister. It'll be a
presentation for her. We can be like, look, look at
this adonis that we caught for you.
Speaker 1: Awesome.
Speaker 3: We carry Chris over to Seduca and then you unfreeze
him and then she'll be right there waiting for him.
Speaker 4: Smooch before we do, can I put my signature on
his ax?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yes, of course you have to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, Okay, perfect, Wow, I'm nursing.
Speaker 1: Something's so beautiful.
Speaker 4: All right, until, well you haven't seen my sister yet? Yes,
then then.
Speaker 3: Oh man, if I wasn't with Barbara Bush, I would
totally hang out with Sedusa.
Speaker 4: I know, we get that all the time. Sedu.
Speaker 1: Chris is a lucky guy.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, we're gonna go give Chris away to Seduca.
We're gonna wrap this up. Hey, you listener, if you
tell like two of your friends about our podcast and
then they tell two of their friends, and then they
tell two of their friends, and then they tell two
of their friends. We have so many Claytonists, there'd be
like so many people, So tell your friends, all right.
Speaker 1: Kale Hayden.
Speaker 2: Special guest MEDUSA, played by Lindsay Jones of Ruby Fame,
and you can find Lindsay on Insta and Twitter at
I Am Lindsay Jones.
Speaker 1: She also wants to ask that you listen to her
husband's podcast, one hundred.
Speaker 2: Percent Eat, So go search for one hundred percent Eat
wherever you listen to podcasts. I'd highly recommend it as well,
and I'm not even married to one of the hosts
yet