1 00:00:08,919 --> 00:00:09,919 Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. 2 00:00:10,519 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 2: I died recently, and my eternal punishment is to do 3 00:00:13,519 --> 00:00:15,960 a podcast where I interview people who are in hell. 4 00:00:16,399 --> 00:00:19,679 I'm Chris, and this is my co host, the brother 5 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:24,719 of Satan. Whatever, Clayton's what's wrong. 6 00:00:24,839 --> 00:00:28,079 Speaker 1: I'm in a bad week, Chris, I'm a real bad week. Why. 7 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,359 Speaker 3: Well, I got a new girlfriend. That's not the bad part. 8 00:00:30,399 --> 00:00:31,679 The girlfriend things kind of cool. 9 00:00:31,839 --> 00:00:33,439 Speaker 1: Yeah. What's the bad part? 10 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 3: Well, the bad part is I went into the doctor 11 00:00:35,359 --> 00:00:37,920 to go get tested just to make sure, you know, 12 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,039 things are groovy before we started. 13 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,039 Speaker 1: You know, dating. 14 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:45,399 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, and I came back clean. Oh, I came 15 00:00:45,399 --> 00:00:47,840 back clean. Everything's good. I don't know how it happened. 16 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,920 I'm healthy, no STDs, no nothing that's bad. 17 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: That's terrible. It's awful. It's the worst. I wanted something fun. 18 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:55,159 Speaker 4: You know. 19 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 3: Herpes, I don't know. You can't even heal herpes. My 20 00:00:58,679 --> 00:00:59,439 herpies are gone. 21 00:01:00,359 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: Hey heal. Yeah. 22 00:01:02,119 --> 00:01:04,239 Speaker 3: I had a bunch of big red blots on my 23 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:06,599 face and then and then they're all gone, They're all clean, 24 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:09,920 spotless complexion, bumpless, dick. 25 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:14,879 Speaker 1: This is the worst. I'm really sorry. Yeah, yeah, Well, 26 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,079 is there anything I can do for you? Sort of. 27 00:01:19,359 --> 00:01:21,040 Speaker 3: Because there's things you could do if you if you 28 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,599 got any and you want to pass them along. 29 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:27,159 Speaker 1: No, we can find ways. No I don't. No, there's nothing. 30 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 3: Nothing to be done. Then I'm inconsolable. Sorry, I gotta 31 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:31,480 shake off this batter. 32 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it's fine. So who's this new girlfriend. Well, 33 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,000 it's a bit of a long story. 34 00:01:36,239 --> 00:01:39,719 Speaker 3: Basically, I was going to try to go after Marilyn Monroe. 35 00:01:39,879 --> 00:01:42,200 Oh no, I didn't. Don't get excited. I didn't get 36 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,200 Marilyn Monroe. She's way the funk out of my league. 37 00:01:44,799 --> 00:01:48,319 But I kind of wanted to stay into that Kennedy universe. 38 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:48,879 Speaker 1: Yeah. 39 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,599 Speaker 3: No, So then I went after Jackie Kennedy. Oh Jackie, Oh, 40 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:53,680 get your hopes down. 41 00:01:53,879 --> 00:01:55,319 Speaker 1: Nope, Jackie. No. 42 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:55,159 Speaker 4: No. 43 00:01:56,079 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 3: So then you know, it's just like, well I'm already here, 44 00:01:58,879 --> 00:01:59,879 former first lady. 45 00:01:59,879 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: I guess I'll go with Barbara Bush. So Barbara Bush. 46 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, So me and me and Barbara will 47 00:02:05,519 --> 00:02:07,599 see each other, not not like young Barbara Bush, like 48 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:08,439 Barbara Bush like. 49 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 1: The day she died. Barbara Bush. Wait, that's that's the 50 00:02:11,159 --> 00:02:14,960 You're dating old Barbara Bush. Yeah, you got a problem. No, 51 00:02:15,599 --> 00:02:17,560 why are you laughing? Man? Nothing I'm nothing. She's a 52 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:20,199 lovely person. Then why is she in hell? I don't know, 53 00:02:20,319 --> 00:02:22,800 Go ask her. It's a personal question, all right. 54 00:02:23,199 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 3: So yeah, so she's I mean, she's kind of an 55 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,759 announced with George. She wants to keep things, you know, 56 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,680 fire things up a little bit, you know, get make 57 00:02:29,759 --> 00:02:31,120 him jealous, little cat and mouse. 58 00:02:31,199 --> 00:02:34,360 Speaker 1: Then I'm hey rebound. Yeah, I'm there. So you're Johnny 59 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,240 on the Spot. That's some mye named Clayton. Clayton on 60 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,280 the Spot. Yeah all right, well that sounds awesome. I 61 00:02:39,319 --> 00:02:41,800 mean yeah, but no, I got no STDs though. 62 00:02:41,759 --> 00:02:44,080 Speaker 2: Chris, what did she have to say about that? Was 63 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,319 that a difficult conversation? 64 00:02:45,479 --> 00:02:47,199 Speaker 3: We haven't had it yet. I got a date with 65 00:02:47,199 --> 00:02:49,240 her afterwards after this podcast. 66 00:02:49,319 --> 00:02:50,319 Speaker 1: You can break the news to her. 67 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know, you never know. She might have 68 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,280 one you think. I wouldn't have thought so, but you 69 00:02:57,479 --> 00:03:01,280 never know. I mean she's frisky, you know. Maybe I 70 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,680 don't know. I never got that impression from either of 71 00:03:03,719 --> 00:03:07,719 the Bushes. Well maybe George w but not not good 72 00:03:07,719 --> 00:03:10,719 old Barb. Yeah, this is a live show, though, does 73 00:03:10,759 --> 00:03:11,520 she listen to it? 74 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:11,719 Speaker 4: Oh? 75 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,879 Speaker 3: I didn't considered that. I don't wonder that changes things 76 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,680 she might already know. I'm getting a text on my 77 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:23,280 health phone. Oh, oh, that's bad. What she just she 78 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,080 just said, we need to talk. 79 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,319 Speaker 1: Period, that's it. What does that mean? 80 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 2: I mean, that's never good. She's probably listening. She probably 81 00:03:30,879 --> 00:03:33,039 knows that you're clean. Oh, it was an exclamation point, 82 00:03:33,199 --> 00:03:34,080 like we need to talk. 83 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 3: No, it was a period. Yeah, we need to talk. 84 00:03:37,199 --> 00:03:40,000 Was the question mark we need to talk. Nope, we 85 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,479 need to talk. Yeah, it hasn't changed, it doesn't change. 86 00:03:44,159 --> 00:03:46,759 She's like, you know, fixed the thing and they put 87 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:50,280 the asterisk. Yeah, yeah, but nothing sounds. 88 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 2: Like we're gonna have a talk. So we'll see how 89 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,560 it goes well. I mean, there's plenty of other former 90 00:03:53,599 --> 00:03:54,280 first ladies. 91 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're fish in the sea of Dick's. Yeah. Yeah. 92 00:03:58,879 --> 00:04:02,400 Dare I ask how your dating life is with Helen Keller? 93 00:04:02,479 --> 00:04:02,800 I don't know. 94 00:04:02,879 --> 00:04:05,199 Speaker 2: It's hard to read. It's hard to read, so like 95 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,639 the braille, the brail is hard to read. I don't 96 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,000 know braille, and so I'm trying to learn. I mean, 97 00:04:12,039 --> 00:04:14,319 you have a bump problem. I have a bump problem. 98 00:04:14,319 --> 00:04:16,480 We both got problems with bumps in our sex life. 99 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,839 But yeah, yeah, life is a highway. 100 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:22,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, if you tried going for anybody else other than 101 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,879 Helen Keller, maybe like you can make her jealous. 102 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: You know, you can be seen out in the I 103 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,120 don't even know she'd even notice, You're right, she probably wouldn't. 104 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,600 I don't know. I got a point. I'm just gonna 105 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,480 see where this goes. I want to see where this goes. 106 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,160 You know, well, that makes one of you. 107 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:41,319 Speaker 2: I have a question from our hotmail account from Meghan 108 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,000 J janu Ski. 109 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,600 Speaker 3: All right, great pronunciation, All right, what's up, Megan Couga 110 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:46,079 douche Ski. 111 00:04:46,639 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 2: She was curious what driving is like in Hell and 112 00:04:49,399 --> 00:04:51,399 what are the most popular vehicles do we have, like 113 00:04:51,439 --> 00:04:53,120 the new Tesla truck or anything like that. 114 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,720 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I saw that the cyber truck. No, 115 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,319 we don't got that. 116 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,439 Speaker 3: It's cool though, it's like PlayStation one graphics. Yeah wow eat. Well, 117 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,360 traffic everywhere, yeah, everything is on the opposite side of 118 00:05:04,399 --> 00:05:07,439 the road. So if you're from Australia, it's on the 119 00:05:07,519 --> 00:05:09,480 right side, if you're from America, it's on the left side, 120 00:05:09,879 --> 00:05:11,759 and if you're if you're familiar with both and it's 121 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,920 upside down. It's just you never know. It changes every day. Yeah, 122 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,800 traffic laws change every day. Traffic lights. You don't know 123 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,439 what colors go and what colors stop. It's crazy. 124 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 1: What about the vehicles themselves? Vehicles? 125 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,519 Speaker 3: We have one vehicle, one vehicle, number one vehicle of hell, 126 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:29,560 the PT cruiser, that's it. Yeah, you know those old 127 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,759 shitty things that look like turds, like they're kind of 128 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,399 like tapered on one end, like, yeah, oh, did you 129 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,879 drive one O? 130 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: You look like a pet cruise. No, I bet you 131 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,040 had the nice convertible on the cream yellow one. Yeah. 132 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,839 Speaker 2: I remember there was a saying PT Cruiser so and 133 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:49,519 so is a loser. That was the saying did you 134 00:05:49,519 --> 00:05:50,839 make that up yourself? 135 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,639 Speaker 1: Or who? Who was saying this? 136 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:56,079 Speaker 3: I think you were just saying this to yourself into 137 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,680 the mirror cruise Cruiser, You're it was? 138 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:06,040 Speaker 1: I said to my friends friends. Yeah, a lot of those. 139 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:11,480 Speaker 2: Nicholas Atherton says good day, and he was wondering if 140 00:06:11,959 --> 00:06:14,079 Australia is one of the circles of Hell. 141 00:06:14,319 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 1: No, it's actually Heaven. 142 00:06:15,639 --> 00:06:18,160 Speaker 3: Yeah you think the birthplace of Hugh Jackman is gonna 143 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,920 be a ring of Hell? No, sir, he's an angel, 144 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,279 he's beautiful. 145 00:06:22,639 --> 00:06:24,600 Speaker 1: Well, he's alive. So he's okay. Yeah, I was gonna 146 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,319 say is he in heaven? 147 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:25,480 Speaker 2: Then? 148 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:28,959 Speaker 1: But yeah, he's still alive. Yeah, he's still alive on Broadway. Miss, 149 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,560 I must have missed that one. Oh that was a 150 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,439 good one. That was a good one. Yeah. He was 151 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,680 great as opposed to Russell Crowe, who was ship. 152 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,720 Speaker 3: Wait, I'm getting reports that Russell Crowe is also Australia. 153 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,920 Speaker 1: Okay, uh seems like. 154 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:49,759 Speaker 3: Uh Australia's place on the heaven and hal scale is shifting. 155 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,439 Speaker 1: Well, thanks for the questions. 156 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, if anyone wants to send us in questions, it's 157 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,079 a good Morning from Hell at hotmail or we have 158 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,360 a Twitter or Instagram at Morning from Hell. 159 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,480 Speaker 3: No, no, no, call me uh Hail Clayton sixty nine. That's 160 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,959 that's where the reactions going down. Okay, hold on, hold on, 161 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,920 I need to before we go on to our next thing. 162 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,040 I'm going to put this in my face. 163 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,519 Speaker 1: Why are you putting on a blindfold? 164 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,399 Speaker 3: Test me, test me see if I can see anything. 165 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:13,720 How many figures are you holding up? 166 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: Just one? 167 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 3: Wait a say hold on, that's a middle finger, Chris. 168 00:07:17,639 --> 00:07:20,800 Oh you're tricky. Oh look you go all right, So 169 00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:24,759 I'm blindfolding myself because our next guest has superhuman abilities. Okay, yeah, 170 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:25,560 I won't get into it. 171 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,319 Speaker 1: You should. You should see for yourself. She's walking in 172 00:07:27,399 --> 00:07:28,519 right there. Look at it it is. 173 00:07:29,759 --> 00:07:30,959 Speaker 4: Thank you for having me. 174 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,480 Speaker 1: Hello. Oh my god, is that my dear? 175 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 4: Oh yes, I'm so sorry. 176 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:39,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, yeah, he's he's turned into stone. Welcome to 177 00:07:39,879 --> 00:07:40,959 do so nice to see you. 178 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me. I appreciate it. 179 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, her her, shake my hand. If you can find. 180 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,639 Speaker 4: It, you're it' You're beautiful. 181 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 1: But you know I can't get Stone Clayton. 182 00:07:50,199 --> 00:07:51,560 Speaker 4: You're always such a charm. 183 00:07:51,879 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: Oh, thank you? You know well? Uh oh, well you 184 00:07:54,839 --> 00:07:55,000 know what. 185 00:07:55,079 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 3: Chris is still frozen, and as far as I know 186 00:07:57,279 --> 00:07:58,800 he's is he gonna be able to hear any of this? 187 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 4: Oh no, of course. Now we can say anything we'd like. 188 00:08:02,439 --> 00:08:05,240 His ears are completely blastered in and you can't see anything. 189 00:08:05,279 --> 00:08:07,519 You're like two urns in the right now. 190 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:11,639 Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, O bring it back and then follow 191 00:08:11,639 --> 00:08:11,920 my lead. 192 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,759 Speaker 1: All right, Okay, go ahead. 193 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,639 Speaker 4: Give it a little touch, a little flick of the 194 00:08:15,639 --> 00:08:18,480 wrist and slithered smother all over that face. 195 00:08:19,319 --> 00:08:22,439 Speaker 1: Oh Chris, Oh you're back. Chris, don't look at her 196 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,199 down that dies down? Was I just turned to stone? 197 00:08:25,279 --> 00:08:27,519 You were, Chris? I have some terrible news. 198 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,319 Speaker 3: What we're three hundred years into the future. You've been 199 00:08:30,399 --> 00:08:32,320 You've been out for three hundred years, Chris? 200 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 1: What? Yeah, you've missed so much, so much. 201 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:39,320 Speaker 3: All of your family is dead by now yeah? 202 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,240 Speaker 1: Are they in hell? Oh no, they aren't having there 203 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,240 any But you've you've been out. You've missed so many things, 204 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:43,480 you know. 205 00:08:43,519 --> 00:08:45,240 Speaker 4: The black sheep of the family surprised. 206 00:08:45,279 --> 00:08:47,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, we have so much to catch 207 00:08:47,279 --> 00:08:48,960 you up on. But we finally found the curre to 208 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:49,919 Meduce's curse. 209 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:52,960 Speaker 1: Wow we did. How's the podcast doing? 210 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:55,600 Speaker 3: Oh we're we're still number one. I do have some 211 00:08:55,639 --> 00:08:57,679 bad news. Helen Killer she got married. 212 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 1: What yeah? 213 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,519 Speaker 4: Good for She's been looking for someone, literally looking for. 214 00:09:02,399 --> 00:09:06,840 Speaker 1: Someone who to who Hugh Jackman what? Yes? Yes, god 215 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:11,720 damn it? I mean yeah, hey, Chris, but he's in hell. Chris, 216 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:15,279 here's a joke. Oh you've been out for like five seconds, 217 00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:18,639 just a yeah, yeah, yeah, he hasn't been that Yeah, 218 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,559 all right, Chris, Well you got we got a super 219 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,480 special guest. I advise, looking not at her. 220 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,279 Speaker 4: But honestly Clayton it's okay. I can turn them back 221 00:09:27,279 --> 00:09:29,720 whenever I like. Okay, I like to let them have 222 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:30,919 linger a little bit, all right. 223 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:34,639 Speaker 1: So, wow, Medusa, I didn't know you were a real thing. 224 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,799 Speaker 4: A lot of people think that, especially with the one 225 00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:42,000 named title. I'm a bit like Chaer, a madonna, a prince, 226 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,360 which his music down here is fantastic by the Oh yeah, 227 00:09:45,399 --> 00:09:48,399 it's amazing. But yes, no, I'm real. A lot of 228 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:52,360 the myth is exaggerated hair. But oh like what, I'm 229 00:09:52,399 --> 00:09:54,960 far more evil than they give. I mean, my goodness, 230 00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:57,879 they make me sound like a kitten. I would say 231 00:09:57,919 --> 00:10:00,159 I killed many many more people with the time that 232 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,720 I had. You know that entire army that that Chinese 233 00:10:03,759 --> 00:10:05,879 emperor had buried underground, that was all me. 234 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:09,519 Speaker 1: No, the terra Cotta soldiers I was traveling through. 235 00:10:09,799 --> 00:10:12,039 Speaker 4: I heard about their silk. I thought that silk will 236 00:10:12,039 --> 00:10:15,519 feel wonderful on my scaling. Yeah, I travel through. Suddenly 237 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,360 all these men appear, and there's friends sacking some down. 238 00:10:18,799 --> 00:10:21,480 I give them a friendly hello everyone. I'm here to shop, 239 00:10:21,519 --> 00:10:24,279 and the next thing I know, there are five hundred 240 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,960 to one thousand stone men standing in front of me. 241 00:10:27,039 --> 00:10:27,960 Speaker 1: So I just went on my way. 242 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:28,559 Speaker 4: And went back home. 243 00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:31,720 Speaker 2: That's fucking badass, that's so cool man, and they just yeah, 244 00:10:31,759 --> 00:10:32,679 and so people just think. 245 00:10:32,519 --> 00:10:34,919 Speaker 4: That was no credit, no credit at all. Well, once 246 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,000 again a man has stolen a woman's work and claimed. 247 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: All of the credit for it. 248 00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 3: So whenever we see this, whenever we see these like 249 00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:46,039 stone statues and carvings in the museums and stuff, are 250 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,200 those are those really carving my handiwork. 251 00:10:49,519 --> 00:10:51,840 Speaker 4: I don't want to brag, but yes, you can usually tell. 252 00:10:51,879 --> 00:10:54,440 There's a little a little imprint of a tongue where 253 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,360 I go, my little. 254 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,240 Speaker 1: Signature signature, statue of David signature. 255 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:03,559 Speaker 4: If you look right into the ass crack. Oh you 256 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:05,519 really have to look in there, though, Chris, make sure 257 00:11:05,519 --> 00:11:07,519 you get in. It is what it is. You can't 258 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,519 change history now unless you have the Internet. 259 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,799 Speaker 1: Yeah no, yeah, yeah, then you can just edit it 260 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:12,559 on Wikipedia. 261 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,679 Speaker 2: You were beheaded by Perseus, right, and then he used 262 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:21,000 your head to turn the kraken to stone? 263 00:11:21,279 --> 00:11:22,159 Speaker 1: Is that true? 264 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,879 Speaker 4: Or originally a Perseus? Actually? Funny enough, was a dear 265 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:29,200 friend of mine. I called him Percy. Yeah, yes, he 266 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:33,320 was my barber. Oh funny enough. Yes, your hair it's very, 267 00:11:33,399 --> 00:11:36,559 very difficult to contain very curly. I usually straighten it 268 00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:38,200 quite a bit to get some length out, but he 269 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,240 could tame them. 270 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,480 Speaker 1: Very well, little snakes. Yeah. 271 00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 4: Yes, the only person I trust with my beautiful locks 272 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:48,120 was Percy. Now what happened was one day I went in. 273 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:52,080 I had had a crazy night of drinking. My friend 274 00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:53,759 a little bit more of a friend. He was a 275 00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:56,360 little too constricting, but he was my boyfriend. Boa. We 276 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:00,960 broke up and I wanted a new look. I wanted something. 277 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:09,759 Speaker 3: You got that, oh earth to Clayton, I. 278 00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:10,240 Speaker 1: Just got that. 279 00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:16,320 Speaker 4: It was sufflegating me though relationship, Howard devouring me from 280 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,399 the outside. Regardless, I wanted a new look. I said, 281 00:12:19,399 --> 00:12:23,039 Percy fixed me up this Boa, the relationship is broken. 282 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,799 I'm done. This is my impersonation of him. Girl, I've 283 00:12:25,799 --> 00:12:28,240 got you. We're gonna make you look fabulous. 284 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,000 Speaker 1: Impersonation. 285 00:12:29,159 --> 00:12:29,799 Speaker 4: Thank you very much. 286 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,360 Speaker 2: I tried so so. He never cut off your head. 287 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,799 He just he just cut your hair. 288 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,480 Speaker 4: Just he cut off what my head used to look like. 289 00:12:37,879 --> 00:12:40,000 And now I have this beautiful new look that I 290 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:40,879 thank him so much for. 291 00:12:41,039 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, your hair looks great, Chris, go take a look. 292 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:47,639 Speaker 3: Oh Chris is frozen again. You got I got an idea. 293 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,159 I got an idea, bring him back. I'm gonna put 294 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,039 my butt in his face, and then when he comes back, 295 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,120 first things can see my butt. 296 00:12:54,240 --> 00:13:00,639 Speaker 1: All right, here go, here go? Yes, god, that is 297 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,000 one giant asshole. 298 00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:05,639 Speaker 3: Oh my, did you see there as one? 299 00:13:06,039 --> 00:13:10,080 Speaker 1: Like the Red Star calls it. 300 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:13,519 Speaker 4: I think you're thinking of the hunt for Red October. 301 00:13:16,639 --> 00:13:19,120 Speaker 2: Well, I got a glimpse of your hair before. It 302 00:13:19,159 --> 00:13:22,279 looks very nice. Those are all real snakes, right. 303 00:13:22,399 --> 00:13:23,840 Speaker 4: Yes, it's all real natural. 304 00:13:23,879 --> 00:13:27,879 Speaker 1: You should go ahead and pet her little snakes. Go ahead, well, yes, 305 00:13:28,799 --> 00:13:31,559 thank you. All right, I'm going to chin this o. 306 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:41,159 Speaker 4: Susan. I'm sorry, that's the most aggressive of my snakes, Susan, Sally, Samantha, 307 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,679 Sarah Sarandon. 308 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:46,440 Speaker 1: Are those poisonous? 309 00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:49,840 Speaker 4: No, the term is venomous, Chris. If you touch something, 310 00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:52,720 it's toxic, that's where you get the poison. But if 311 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:56,399 he bites you, it's venomous. And yes, they are highly venomous. 312 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,600 Speaker 1: Your hand is swelling. 313 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:00,919 Speaker 4: Yes, it's got a powerful Oh wow. 314 00:14:01,039 --> 00:14:02,960 Speaker 1: Look at that. What should I do your hell boy? 315 00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:03,799 Look at you. 316 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:08,559 Speaker 4: You've got a stonehand. Oh my goodness. That was also 317 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,399 my idea. By the way, hello, stonehand A stonehand was me. 318 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,480 I didn't make hell Boy. 319 00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 3: Okay, I was gonna say, hopefully you didn't come up 320 00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:18,759 with the reboot with David I was. 321 00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:20,840 Speaker 4: I was done with hell Boy after our first relationship. 322 00:14:20,919 --> 00:14:21,519 He was too much. 323 00:14:21,679 --> 00:14:24,559 Speaker 2: Oh oh, so what should I do with this arm? 324 00:14:25,759 --> 00:14:27,559 It's definitely I'm in a lot of pain. 325 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,360 Speaker 1: That's good, that's good. We should keep this going. 326 00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:32,320 Speaker 4: If we keep the podcast going a little bit longer, 327 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,000 we'll lose him entirely. I just feel like, give us 328 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:35,840 another ten minutes. 329 00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:36,960 Speaker 1: Should yeah? 330 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,159 Speaker 3: Yeah? 331 00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:39,039 Speaker 1: Should I just like cut it off or something like? 332 00:14:40,399 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 4: Well it will regrow, right, that happens with my snakes. 333 00:14:42,919 --> 00:14:46,519 Speaker 1: Yeah, it comes back, yeah, but just really slowly. And 334 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:47,960 I don't know if I'm sorry. 335 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,600 Speaker 4: Do you have somewhere to be? You're trapped in hell 336 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,840 for eternity? Where do you have to go? 337 00:14:50,919 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, I just I've got to do this podcast. 338 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:57,080 And if I take this butter Knife, should dorum butter Knife? 339 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:57,200 Speaker 4: Ye? 340 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,879 Speaker 3: You gotta just hack through it, but you know, give 341 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:00,679 you a little project work on one. 342 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,480 Speaker 2: Okay, So, so Medusa, do you turn everyone to stone 343 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:08,679 whenever you look at them? Or is it like Clayton 344 00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:10,679 if you didn't have the blindfold on? Would you get 345 00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:11,200 turned to stone? 346 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:15,039 Speaker 1: Yeah? I would get stoned. Yeah, you get turned to stone? No, 347 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:22,320 that's stoned, Yeah, I'd get stoned. You're here watch Oh boy? 348 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,279 Speaker 4: Oh you look deep into my pupils. 349 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,399 Speaker 1: That was a big hid My eyes red? I mean 350 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,840 redder than normal? Yes? Yeah, oh yeah, this is what happens, Chris. 351 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,440 Speaker 4: What what's they're so red now that they're purple? 352 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,039 Speaker 1: Clayton, Oh my gosh, you we ain't really hungry. I'm 353 00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:37,559 so hungry right now? Do you want to go to 354 00:15:37,559 --> 00:15:39,480 poop eyes? Poopie sounds so good right now? 355 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:45,320 Speaker 4: You mentioned taco hell once. Yes, that is delicious right now, 356 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,159 so I could slither into that meat hose all day. 357 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:53,799 Speaker 1: Mm sounds you So you just get stone? Dude? 358 00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:56,559 Speaker 3: Dude, you know what you should do after this? We 359 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:01,960 should go watch Baby Geniuses too. Doesn't that sound oddome, Chris? 360 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,399 Isn't that sound awesome? Dude? 361 00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:06,320 Speaker 1: No, we should know. We should totally do that. 362 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:06,519 Speaker 3: Man. 363 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,360 Speaker 4: Wait, and I appreciate being on your show, but I 364 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:14,200 will not discuss smut. Please not talk about babies or genius. 365 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,559 Speaker 1: I appreciate it. 366 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,879 Speaker 3: Wait, so you're like selling stuff in hell? 367 00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:21,159 Speaker 1: Right? 368 00:16:21,559 --> 00:16:24,159 Speaker 4: I am? Yes, thank you for the ad space. I 369 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:29,000 appreciate it. I'm recently trying to become an entrepreneur in 370 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,600 some beauty products. 371 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:35,799 Speaker 1: That's a fun word, say it, unt. 372 00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:43,559 Speaker 4: Entrepreneur. Yes, that's the floor of Hell. That's what we 373 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,519 walk on every day. 374 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, so what are you selling? 375 00:16:47,279 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 4: I specialize in beauty products. I figured what would help 376 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:56,960 both human and snake alike. Oils. That's the first thing 377 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,399 that came to mind. Everyone needs oil, and yes, exactly, 378 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:04,200 thank you. Snake oil. It's available now here in Hell. 379 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:06,720 I don't think we've opened up a shop on Earth yet, 380 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,599 but I'm working on it. Definitely available in Heaven pretty 381 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:13,359 much on every corner. They're like Starbucks up there. Yes, 382 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,119 oh yes, absolutely there. Let me tell you there are 383 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,519 some sneaky women up in heaven. Okay. I don't know 384 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,599 how they got in there, but they found the back door. 385 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:26,160 Speaker 1: Yeah Mary kay. Yeah, they sell you what the. 386 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:33,359 Speaker 4: Stands for killer Killer deals. That's just my two cents. 387 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:39,680 Speaker 3: You guys, ever, think about how like we're in hell? Yeah, Chris, you're. 388 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:43,119 Speaker 1: In Hell right now? Dude? Yeah, I am. This is crazy. 389 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,200 I'm miss old Clayton. No, man, this is this. 390 00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:50,480 Speaker 4: Is New Clayton, New Clayton is far too existentially. 391 00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:54,279 Speaker 3: Chris, do you ever like you think about like we're 392 00:17:54,279 --> 00:17:58,079 doing a podcast, Like our words are going into this 393 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:01,920 machine and then the there then people are listening to 394 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,920 our words elsewhere. 395 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,240 Speaker 1: Not for much longer. What do you mean? I don't know. 396 00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:10,599 Speaker 2: I just don't thinking about Ellen. 397 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:11,519 Speaker 4: Let it go. 398 00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:14,960 Speaker 1: Oh No, it's okay, I'm not it's not. 399 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,839 Speaker 4: You'll find someone else, No, Chris. 400 00:18:17,519 --> 00:18:17,960 Speaker 1: Look at me. 401 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,880 Speaker 3: You're a great guy. You're gonna find a lovely lady. 402 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:25,920 I'm talking from my heart. I don't have a heart, 403 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,200 but if I did, you get what I'm saying. You're 404 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:33,960 gonna find someone like I found Barbara Bush. Yeah, yeah, 405 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,759 there's someone. There's a lucky lady waiting out there for you. 406 00:18:37,799 --> 00:18:39,920 Many look at me, look at me in the eyes 407 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,480 and say yes, yes, yeah, no, look some Madusa in 408 00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:43,880 the eyes. 409 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 1: I really, I really don't look at her in the eyes. Now, 410 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,000 I'm not going I'm not I'm How long does he 411 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:48,960 stay Stone like this? 412 00:18:49,319 --> 00:18:51,720 Speaker 4: I'm not sure it's actually funny. I don't know why 413 00:18:51,759 --> 00:18:54,440 he said he doesn't have a heart. I know he 414 00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:59,160 has one. I turned it to Stone years ago. What 415 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:01,599 and I don't know we should air that now, especially 416 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,079 with you being literally Stone, you might have too much 417 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:04,680 to say about it. 418 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,240 Speaker 1: You took my heart, Clayton. 419 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,720 Speaker 4: I didn't want to have to tell you this, but 420 00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:10,319 I've had your heart for quite some time. 421 00:19:10,559 --> 00:19:17,240 Speaker 1: Medusa. What that's crazy? What are you talking about? 422 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,839 Speaker 4: I turned it to Stone. I kept it. It's on 423 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,599 my mantle at home with all of my other heart collections. 424 00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:24,200 Speaker 1: So you have Clayton's heart? 425 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,039 Speaker 4: Yes? Would you like to see it? 426 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,279 Speaker 1: Yeah? Will make him a better demon? 427 00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:29,000 Speaker 4: Absolutely? 428 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,160 Speaker 1: Will it be like the. 429 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,240 Speaker 3: Grinch and I'll and I'll get I'll know the meaning 430 00:19:33,319 --> 00:19:34,359 of Christmas. 431 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,880 Speaker 4: It will be like a paper weight on my table 432 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,480 because that's how I use it. Oh, okay, or a 433 00:19:39,519 --> 00:19:41,079 door stop every now and then. 434 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,960 Speaker 1: Oh that sounds nice. How did you get his heart? 435 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:47,839 Speaker 4: I ripped it from inside? Have you played Mortal Kombat? 436 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,400 Speaker 1: Okay? 437 00:19:48,519 --> 00:19:50,599 Speaker 4: My cat's raised is Get over here. 438 00:19:52,519 --> 00:19:56,960 Speaker 1: Chris Man, listen, look gimmy yeah, lo gimme yeah, looking 439 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,720 me in the ice, I'm looking in the eye. All right. 440 00:19:58,759 --> 00:20:01,119 Speaker 3: Hey, we're gonna get you, so we gotta get you 441 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,359 out there. Need to forget about Helen. 442 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,079 Speaker 1: It's an ongoing thing. 443 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:08,400 Speaker 4: Just speed dating anything like that. Speedting is huge in hell. 444 00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:10,000 By the way, it's a big pastime. 445 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to do that, you want to Let's 446 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,480 tell you what I know. You don't have a penis. 447 00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:17,960 So what we'll do is all take you down to 448 00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:21,200 the River Styx and then we'll. 449 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,559 Speaker 1: Fish you out of go a penis? Mean river dicks? 450 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,039 Speaker 4: Oh, I got egg all over my face, honey, there 451 00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:29,359 are plenty of dicks in that river. Let me tell you. 452 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,920 I put some there myself. 453 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,400 Speaker 1: Well go, yeah, that's the why I said river dicks. 454 00:20:33,519 --> 00:20:35,119 We'll go down there. We'll get you a dick. We'll 455 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:35,880 get you a nice dick. 456 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:36,559 Speaker 3: You can put it on. 457 00:20:36,599 --> 00:20:38,559 Speaker 1: It'll be good. I'll find it for you. I'll help 458 00:20:38,599 --> 00:20:41,440 you out. I mean that would be great. Yeah, but 459 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,240 that's that's not. 460 00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:44,599 Speaker 4: The only thing though. I mean, yes, you could have 461 00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:48,559 a frivolous, wonderful, fantastic abandoned sex, But what will that 462 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:52,119 leave you with? An emotional connection? You have to date someone, 463 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:52,599 don't you. 464 00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:55,759 Speaker 1: I mean, I am maybe I think dating someone. 465 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:59,839 Speaker 4: If you think, then you're not. No, of course, not 466 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,519 what we could do. I don't normally do this, but 467 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,960 my sister just broke up with her boyfriend. We could 468 00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:09,720 set something up, maybe a little something not. 469 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:13,759 Speaker 2: So crazy wor sister. So there's like Greek mythology, there's 470 00:21:13,799 --> 00:21:15,720 three Gorgon sisters. 471 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,519 Speaker 4: Three sisters with the main parts of the fan, but 472 00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:20,119 then the extended members of the family that a lot 473 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,240 of people don't know about it because no one wrote 474 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:28,240 about them, are my twelve brothers and twenty four half sisters. Yes, 475 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,079 people have a lot of sex and Greek. 476 00:21:29,839 --> 00:21:32,160 Speaker 1: Mythology if you know this, Yeah, no, they definitely do. 477 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,279 Speaker 4: Just likes to fuck everybody. Oh yeah, the place he 478 00:21:36,319 --> 00:21:39,480 fathered about a third of them at least that we 479 00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:39,960 know of you. 480 00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:44,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, or he's sired they say that sometimes, sired. Oh si, Yes, yeah, 481 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,559 it was a cool word, Clayton. 482 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,319 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good word for being a deadbeat father. 483 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,200 Speaker 3: So we need to hook you up with one of us, 484 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,000 with one of Medusa's sisters. 485 00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:58,839 Speaker 4: And just thinking off the top of my head, now 486 00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:02,440 you're you're a fan of the Medusa aspect, I think 487 00:22:02,519 --> 00:22:08,640 you would do really well with my sister Seduces. It's 488 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:14,359 the longest. Oh, she's very sexy. Yes, well to other 489 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,319 people they would say that. 490 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,640 Speaker 1: Now I've seen her. She's beautiful, she's. 491 00:22:17,519 --> 00:22:19,880 Speaker 4: Very she's the prettiest one of the family, much to 492 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,680 my sugarn. 493 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,640 Speaker 1: What does what does she look like? 494 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,920 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, the longest legs you can imagine, not 495 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:30,200 too long, but of course they're lengthy. Oh god, her hips, 496 00:22:30,279 --> 00:22:33,839 they're very like our glassy and I'm not to hold on. 497 00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:36,519 I don't want to get too graphic here. The upper 498 00:22:36,559 --> 00:22:40,519 part of her body is all scale. It's very cindrilical, 499 00:22:43,799 --> 00:22:47,519 can completely unhinge it and devour you whole. 500 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't have any arms, but you don't need 501 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,559 them because she embrace. 502 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,200 Speaker 4: Yes, it's all about the meaning behind it. There's no 503 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,599 arms there, but they're they're mentally there esus. 504 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,839 Speaker 1: Just she's like the opposite of Medusa. 505 00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:06,599 Speaker 3: She's like like she's got human legs and then the snake body. 506 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,240 Speaker 1: Yes I said that snake face. And then well you 507 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,279 have snakes for hair? What does she have for hair? 508 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:16,440 Speaker 4: Tiny humans? Funny, yes, human, and they're all alive. They're 509 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,720 not they're they're they're there. The high five you if 510 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,880 you run your hands through her hair. 511 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:26,880 Speaker 1: Yes, that sounds game, good game, good game. That sounds 512 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,960 like a lot. That sounds awesome. 513 00:23:29,599 --> 00:23:31,559 Speaker 4: Well, you're dating one person, but really you'll be kind 514 00:23:31,559 --> 00:23:35,039 of dating like fifty six maybe more. 515 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,119 Speaker 1: Chris, this sounds perfect for you. 516 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,680 Speaker 4: Man, Open your mind, your heart, and your ass. 517 00:23:39,799 --> 00:23:42,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, open your ass. I just don't know if 518 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,480 this just this just doesn't sound right. Chris, look at me, No, 519 00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:47,960 look at me. We're gonna hook you up with Seduca. 520 00:23:48,039 --> 00:23:52,279 Look at Medusa. Now, oh he did it. He looked 521 00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:52,519 at you. 522 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,519 Speaker 4: Let's go take him to my sister. It'll be a 523 00:23:54,519 --> 00:23:56,480 presentation for her. We can be like, look, look at 524 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,039 this adonis that we caught for you. 525 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:58,599 Speaker 1: Awesome. 526 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,319 Speaker 3: We carry Chris over to Seduca and then you unfreeze 527 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,519 him and then she'll be right there waiting for him. 528 00:24:05,079 --> 00:24:09,400 Speaker 4: Smooch before we do, can I put my signature on 529 00:24:09,519 --> 00:24:10,000 his ax? 530 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,359 Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yes, of course you have to. 531 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, Okay, perfect, Wow, I'm nursing. 532 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,519 Speaker 1: Something's so beautiful. 533 00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:21,960 Speaker 4: All right, until, well you haven't seen my sister yet? Yes, 534 00:24:22,039 --> 00:24:23,079 then then. 535 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,559 Speaker 3: Oh man, if I wasn't with Barbara Bush, I would 536 00:24:25,599 --> 00:24:27,000 totally hang out with Sedusa. 537 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,160 Speaker 4: I know, we get that all the time. Sedu. 538 00:24:31,039 --> 00:24:32,160 Speaker 1: Chris is a lucky guy. 539 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:36,119 Speaker 3: All right, Well, we're gonna go give Chris away to Seduca. 540 00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:40,880 We're gonna wrap this up. 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