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Speaker 2: Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.
Speaker 2: This first story is cracking me up right. Pay attention.
Speaker 2: Andrew Schultz has called out Anthony Jelinek. Why well, Cracked
Speaker 2: dot com tells us Andrew Schultz calls out Anthony Jelinek
Speaker 2: for whining about comedy. Cracked writes Schultz as a theory
Speaker 2: about comedians. If you're primarily known for your hot takes
Speaker 2: about comedy versus your actual comedy, you're not doing it right.
Speaker 2: So what did Schultz do? He gave a hot take
Speaker 2: about comedy. Schultz said, none of these mfers that talk
Speaker 2: about comedy are funny. If people know you for your
Speaker 2: opinions about comedy and not your jokes, you're probably not funny.
Speaker 2: As simple as that, you talked about Anthony Jelinek, saying now,
Speaker 2: it's like the only time you ever seen anything about Jelinek.
Speaker 2: He's whining about comics, said Schultz, who was whining about
Speaker 2: comics While he said that a gosh sing The co
Speaker 2: host on that program said, I've never heard him say
Speaker 2: a positive thing about another comic that's not himself. Schultz said,
Speaker 2: that's the only thing he can get attention for. It's
Speaker 2: got to break his heart like he used to be
Speaker 2: a big comic. People would like his jokes singing, then
Speaker 2: took a shot at David Cross, saying, Hey, we got
Speaker 2: a lot of comedy fans in this room. What's your
Speaker 2: favorite David Cross bit? Oh? There we go. He's a
Speaker 2: great actor, he's hilarious, sketches, acting, great stand up. I
Speaker 2: can't think of a single bit. Bert Kraser was at
Speaker 2: the eighteen inning Dodgers game the other night in the
Speaker 2: middle of it. This is from a video. It's hilarious.
Speaker 2: A guy from CNN was doing it hits from like
Speaker 2: the isles because I guess they didn't have rights to
Speaker 2: the game, so they were in the stadium but not
Speaker 2: showing the game. And who walks by with a beer?
Speaker 2: Bert Kraser, Let's listen.
Speaker 1: Hey, my god, Bert, this is why you show up
Speaker 1: to a baseball game. This is why you pay money
Speaker 1: to come to a baseball game. We're what fifteen innings
Speaker 1: in almost six hours, and they stopped shut But I
Speaker 1: got a cold. Who's gonna win? Dodgers eventually gonna do this? Yeah, Dodgers, baby, Dorogers.
Speaker 1: This is America now.
Speaker 2: Krazier was decked out in Dodgers' gear, which interests me.
Speaker 2: He's fifty two years old from Saint Petersburg, Florida, so
Speaker 2: I can understand if he didn't grow up a race
Speaker 2: fan because there were no Rays, and I guess he
Speaker 2: had to adopt a team. Now, a lot of people
Speaker 2: in that area would have adopted the Yankees because they
Speaker 2: had spring training down that way. But whatever, I'm a
Speaker 2: forty nine Ers fan, didn't grow up at San Francisco,
Speaker 2: just like Joe Montana, so I won't hate Burg Crazier
Speaker 2: Dodgers fan. Jimmy Kimmel nearly canceled again. Why was it
Speaker 2: canceled this time? Well, people were watching Monday Night Football
Speaker 2: and there's Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs. Monday Night Football
Speaker 2: starts teasing a special announcement. People like, hm, is this
Speaker 2: gonna be something about Taylor Swift? What could this be?
Speaker 2: Scott Van Pelt told the audience coming up next a
Speaker 2: special announcement about an upcoming Monday night football game. People
Speaker 2: were very excited, and the broadcast cuts to Jimmy Kimmel,
Speaker 2: who appeared on screen promoting that his show later that
Speaker 2: evening had guest Tim Allen. Oops, wow, boy, that's exciting.
Speaker 2: Tim Allen had your book him. On social media, somebody wrote,
Speaker 2: loll ESPN forcing commercials with Jimmy Kimmel. Another said I
Speaker 2: was just enjoying some MNF until they decided to roll
Speaker 2: out Jimmy Kimmel bye bye. But that actually wasn't the announcement.
Speaker 2: The announcement was Monsters Funday Football and animated Monsters, Inc.
Speaker 2: Themed alternate broadcast of the December eighth Eagles versus Charters game.
Speaker 2: But by then people already met at Tim Allen and Kimmel.
Speaker 2: One fan asked, Tim Allen, did you lose a bet?
Speaker 2: You're one of my favorites, But I've never watched Kimble
Speaker 2: in my life, and I won't start now. Staying on
Speaker 2: that same corner, the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon scored
Speaker 2: one of its biggest audiences of the year. That's right,
Speaker 2: Jimmy did a Sunday night episode. It followed the Packers
Speaker 2: and the Steelers. That was a good game. Fallon's Tonight
Speaker 2: Show began at twelve thirty one am after the local news. Now,
Speaker 2: remember we tried to ask Conan O'Brien to start at
Speaker 2: twelve oh five, and the group thing at the time
Speaker 2: was like, no, no, no, If the Tonight Show starts
Speaker 2: after midnight, it's not the Tonight Show anymore, which makes
Speaker 2: a lot of sense. Unless you know Jimmy foun does it,
Speaker 2: then it's cool whatever. Twelve thirty one, one thirty in
Speaker 2: the morning after a basketball double airhead or whenever the
Speaker 2: Tonight Show airs it airs? Who cares anymore? Anyway? Don't
Speaker 2: any of you have jobs? Don't any of you go
Speaker 2: to sleep? Even when I'm unemployed. I like to go
Speaker 2: to bed on Sunday night kind of early to reset
Speaker 2: my week. Sunday Night, Tonight Show or sorry, Monday morning,
Speaker 2: Tonight Show. Let's be accurate. Twelve thirty one am Monday
Speaker 2: morning at Tonight Show drew one point eight million total viewers.
Speaker 2: That is the Tonight Show's third highest rated broadcast of
Speaker 2: the year. In the eighteen to forty nine demo which
Speaker 2: I've graduated from you youngsters, there were five hundred and
Speaker 2: seventy three thousand of you, making it the second best
Speaker 2: performance of the year in the advertiser coveted demographics and
Speaker 2: me they don't care about. The guests were Glenn Powell,
Speaker 2: a Rod and Florence on the Machine Now. Sunday's post
Speaker 2: football episode was up sixty six percent among total viewers
Speaker 2: compared to you Know, A regular episode, and two hundred
Speaker 2: and forty seven percent among adults eighteen to forty nine.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Fallon is a survivor, right, Nate BRIGETSI. He's on
Speaker 2: the list. What's the list? John? I've been talking about
Speaker 2: this in the Facebook group. Hollywood just decides here's who
Speaker 2: we're pushing right now, and we're pushing them. Nate's on
Speaker 2: the list. Nikki Glazer's been on the list for about
Speaker 2: a year. You're about to see a lot of Rachel Sennott.
Speaker 2: Just you're like, who's that? Trust me, we'll come back
Speaker 2: in six weeks and you'll be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: with the Rachel Sennat will you stop? And they seem
Speaker 2: to be pushing Stavros Haukias right now. How this works,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not part of the Stonecutters. I
Speaker 2: don't get invited to the secret meetings. I'm just telling
Speaker 2: you someone has decided these people are the ones we're pushing.
Speaker 2: Nateerghatzy has another gig game show host which he will
Speaker 2: be terrible at write that down. John said, Nate Berghetzi
Speaker 2: will be terrible at hosting a game show. Let me
Speaker 2: actually remind myself to put that in tomorrow's Comedy stock Market.
Speaker 2: His skill set's not going to be good at that.
Speaker 2: He's too dry. How does the show work well? The
Speaker 2: show is Nate Berghetzi as host, with three contestants battling
Speaker 2: to prove that there are anything but average. The winner
Speaker 2: takes home the average American salary of sixty seven nine
Speaker 2: and twenty dollars, which, if you win, is a lot
Speaker 2: of money, like, hey, here's sixty seven grand, which is
Speaker 2: like forty after taxes. But in terms of we're making
Speaker 2: a TV show, that is nothing. They're filming us at
Speaker 2: the Municipal Auditorium in Nashville. You have to be twelve
Speaker 2: plus to a ten. If you're under eighteen, you have
Speaker 2: to be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian. The
Speaker 2: Municipal Auditorium said. This family friendly show is full of
Speaker 2: laugh out loud moments as contestants try to guess how
Speaker 2: everyday Americans answered outrageous questions. Tickets are completely free, but
Speaker 2: space is limited or I will keep an eye on
Speaker 2: that one. Good article in Entertainment Weekly, who said, if
Speaker 2: you forgot that Wanda Sykes hosted the Oscars in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty two, well you wouldn't be the only one you
Speaker 2: see on the twenty twenty two Oscars. Remember that Wanda
Speaker 2: Sykes was one of the co hosts. And Amy Schumer,
Speaker 2: who at some point right this, Remember what I was
Speaker 2: just saying about, we decide someone's it. Remember where they
Speaker 2: decided Amy Schumer was it, and now they've decided Amy
Speaker 2: Schumer was not it. Remember Amy Schumer hosted the Oscars.
Speaker 2: Let's take a pregnant pause here so you could just
Speaker 2: think about that for you know, two three seconds. I
Speaker 2: wanted you to sit and think Amy Schumer hosted the Oscars.
Speaker 2: Are you making the same face? I am, like, what,
Speaker 2: You're crazy? There's no way Amy Schumer hosted. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 2: Amy Schumer hosted the Oscars. I know that makes no sense,
Speaker 2: but this is a thing that factually happened. Now, on
Speaker 2: that same night, Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, Which is
Speaker 2: why you think Chris Rock hosted the Oscars in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty two. He did not. For some reason, Amy Schumer
Speaker 2: was up there alongside Wanda Sykes, She was asked, did
Speaker 2: Will Smith ever apologize? She said he did. He called
Speaker 2: I had COVID or a bad cold. I just texted
Speaker 2: to say hey, I got your message. Thank you. I
Speaker 2: can't talk, but he did call. Want has said. I mean,
Speaker 2: I love working with Rodrina Hall and Amy Schumer, but
Speaker 2: like you said, it got overshadowed. People talk to me
Speaker 2: about that night without even mentioning, oh, yeah, you hosted right,
Speaker 2: like I was in the audience or at home watching TV.
Speaker 2: But I was there. It was National first Responder's Day
Speaker 2: and the first responders got together in New York City
Speaker 2: and they were joined by John Stuart. The ceremony celebrated
Speaker 2: first responders from across the country, including firefighters, EMS, Provider's
Speaker 2: eleven dispatchers, law enforcement officers, and volunteers. John Stewart said,
Speaker 2: it's an honor to stand side by side with the
Speaker 2: very heroes who keep us safe every day. First Responders
Speaker 2: answer chaos with courage and compassion. If lending my voice
Speaker 2: helps amplify that, I'm in. I want to thank the
Speaker 2: First Responders Children's Foundation for giving these heroes a stage
Speaker 2: worthy of the work they do, and I'm excited to
Speaker 2: recognize their achievements. Whatever you think of John Stuart, he
Speaker 2: just try to lead from the front. I really appreciate
Speaker 2: this man and he tries to make the world a
Speaker 2: better place. You may not share his vision, but he
Speaker 2: clearly is trying. His heart is in the right place.
Speaker 2: He's trying to make the world a better place. He's
Speaker 2: done great stuff with the veterans, so high five out
Speaker 2: of mean. There's no backhanded compliment in there. I don't
Speaker 2: want you to come away thinking like, oh, is John
Speaker 2: like shading John Stewart. Not at all. I'm shining the
Speaker 2: sun on John Stewart. Great job, John Stewart. Stuart was
Speaker 2: making fun of the President of the United States on
Speaker 2: Monday Night's Daily Show and said, our current president Donald
Speaker 2: Josephine Trump, I don't think at the Jay's four Josephine
Speaker 2: but whatever is currently on a tour of Asia where
Speaker 2: he will be meeting with allies such as the new
Speaker 2: Japanese Prime Minister and rivals such as Xi Jinping. It's
Speaker 2: a crucial moment with huge ramifications for the current terraf
Speaker 2: regime in this country and for the peace and security
Speaker 2: of the entire region itself. He then cut to a
Speaker 2: clip of Trump dancing awkwardly fist pumping as Trump dance
Speaker 2: with Malaysian Nationals. John Stewart said, he loves the red carpet,
Speaker 2: he loves the hats. They're playing the theme song in
Speaker 2: Hawaii five. Oh, none of it made any sense, But
Speaker 2: he loves the pomp and he loves the circumstance, and
Speaker 2: that's why he loves going overseas. I have this in
Speaker 2: my notes as random comment. So I was doing some
Speaker 2: show prep and I saw Tom Poppa's tour is called
Speaker 2: Breaking Bread two, and it's got like a grateful dead
Speaker 2: kind of vibe to the logo of it. But it's
Speaker 2: the Breaking Bread tour. Casuals have any idea what tompap
Speaker 2: is talking about? Like, if you're a tompop a fan,
Speaker 2: you know that he likes to make bread and you
Speaker 2: know about his podcast. But if you're just like somebody
Speaker 2: who likes comedy, do you have any idea? Even if
Speaker 2: you know who Tompop is, maybe you don't follow his podcast.
Speaker 2: Like for the casuals, does anybody have any idea what
Speaker 2: you're talking about when you call your tour breaking Brett?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It just seems a little weird to me.
Speaker 2: What do I know. I'm recording a podcast in the basement.
Speaker 2: So I remember there was that whole re Odd Comedy Festival,
Speaker 2: and there were a lot of free speech warriors who
Speaker 2: were like, no, it's really, really, really important that we
Speaker 2: go perform at the Odd Comedy Festival to bring laughter
Speaker 2: to people. You know, guys like Bill Burr and Andrew Schultz,
Speaker 2: who was mentioned earlier in this podcast. People like that
Speaker 2: went over there. Well, I am wondering if they're going
Speaker 2: to attend the Tel Aviv Comedy Festival. It'll take place
Speaker 2: at Zionist House December eleventh through the thirteenth. The festival
Speaker 2: feature homegrown comedians, a special Russian language stand up night,
Speaker 2: and the Harry Potter stand Up Show for the whole family.
Speaker 2: You know, this could use a headline or too. Bill Burr,
Speaker 2: Andrew Schultz, is he'sin? Sorry, Jessica Curson, Mark Norman, Jimmy
Speaker 2: Carr want me to keep going, guys, because you guys
Speaker 2: are clearly aligned with the Deputy Mayor of the Tel
Speaker 2: Aviv Yaffo Municipality, chen Areli. The municipality is producing the festival,
Speaker 2: and chen said stand up isn't just entertainment, it's a
Speaker 2: cultural genre. The bodies, freedom of thought, artistic courage, and
Speaker 2: the ability to look in the eye without filters. Bill Burr,
Speaker 2: Andrew Schultz as he's in, Sorry, Mark Norman, Jessica Curson,
Speaker 2: Tom Sigora. Isn't this what you guys are about? Dave Chappelle?
Speaker 2: This is your thing? Are you going? Chen tells us
Speaker 2: The Punch Festivals, what it's called, is part of our
Speaker 2: wider effort to strengthen the city's cultural infrastructure and open
Speaker 2: new spaces for independent, original and bold creation. I look
Speaker 2: forward to seeing which of you join the Punch Festival
Speaker 2: aka the Tel Aviv Comedy Festival. Or maybe the bag
Speaker 2: isn't big enough. Huh, that's all honest, guys. Ajar Usman,
Speaker 2: a pioneer of Muslim stand up comedy dubbed America's Funniest
Speaker 2: Muslim by CNN, is that to release his first solo
Speaker 2: stand up project that's called The Islamic States of America.
Speaker 2: It'll be on his YouTube channel eight Eastern Monday, November
Speaker 2: twenty fourth. Usman is best known for touring with Dave Chappelle,
Speaker 2: who I believe is Muslim And I don't know how
Speaker 2: funny Usman is, but isn't Chappelle pretty funny? Wouldn't Dave
Speaker 2: Chappelle be America's funnies Muslim? If we were going to
Speaker 2: give out the title, but I digress. Ajar Usman has
Speaker 2: also worked with Rami Yusef and mo Amaher on their
Speaker 2: various TV shows in the Islamic States of America. He
Speaker 2: turns his wit to themes of faith, fatherhood, politics, and repentance,
Speaker 2: all while interrogating the contradictions of modern America through a
Speaker 2: distinctly global Muslim lens. It was shot both in Zany,
Speaker 2: Chicago on a Hollywood sound stage. It's an experimental, forty
Speaker 2: seven minute black and white comedy, blending live performance footage
Speaker 2: with scripted vignettes. Usman told Deadline the project's been a
Speaker 2: long time coming. I performed a one man show just
Speaker 2: before Trump became president in twenty sixteen. The world has
Speaker 2: changed drastically since then, and so have I. I finally
Speaker 2: feel ready to share the hilarious and sometimes uncomfortable truth.
Speaker 2: There's going to be a mass conversion to Islam and
Speaker 2: the United States. Don't take my ward for it. Ask
Speaker 2: cards against humanity, and that is your comedy. Use for today,
Speaker 2: See you tomorrow.