Speaker 1: One Onelyco on Orlando's rock station one O one one
Speaker 1: w j r R. Taco is just trying to tell
Speaker 1: me something that is Taco doing very Taco things from
Speaker 1: over the weekend. I said, let me just stop you.
Speaker 1: You need to share this on the air with the listeners.
Speaker 1: Will you do that next hour when we have some time.
Speaker 2: I'll be at first limit. Sometimes I do. I do
Speaker 2: really moronest stuff.
Speaker 1: Sometimes yes, anyway, so yeah, you you will, oh definitely, okay,
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Speaker 1: All right, our first headline, the week contender. I think
Speaker 1: this might be a fairly strong.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, wait, hold on, I got it. I was
Speaker 2: putting in a key or password. I'm ready. We'll let
Speaker 2: me write it her now baby.
Speaker 1: One hundred thousand Chinese students join fifty kilometer nighttime bike
Speaker 1: ride in search of good soup dumplings.
Speaker 2: Okay, slow that down. One hundred thousand Chinese.
Speaker 1: Shiny students join fifty kilometer nighttime bike ride in search
Speaker 1: of good soup dumplings.
Speaker 2: Join bike ride. I'm not writing the whole thing of
Speaker 2: fifty kilometer and all of that fifty k bike ride
Speaker 2: in search of dumplings.
Speaker 1: Good good soup dumplings, which begs the question the first
Speaker 1: thing that comes to mind me being a fat guy
Speaker 1: who likes to eat. Do you really have to ride
Speaker 1: fifty kilometers in China to find a good soup dumpling?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't think soon. I wanted either. I bet they
Speaker 2: wanted to find good or maybe the best you know
Speaker 2: is this kind of like do they try a bunch
Speaker 2: along the way it's.
Speaker 1: I don't is this kind of like where we might
Speaker 1: debate and get into and go down the rabbit hole
Speaker 1: and a round table here on I don't know good
Speaker 1: subs or fly fried chicken or pizza. It's it's just
Speaker 1: it's this is just their their version of that soup dumplings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is their pizza. Although I think they have
Speaker 2: they have pizza over and said they have to. Everybody
Speaker 2: has just pizza.
Speaker 1: Chinese food in China isn't the Chinese.
Speaker 2: Food we eat here.
Speaker 1: It's just not.
Speaker 2: No, no, just don't don't be I mean they have,
Speaker 2: they have some of the same meals they have, but
Speaker 2: but it's not.
Speaker 1: That's another complete rabbit hole to go down to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't, let's not do that, Okay, So I have
Speaker 2: it written down all right. To summarize, one hundred thousand
Speaker 2: Chinese students join.
Speaker 1: Fifty kilometers daytime bike.
Speaker 2: Ride fifty k bike ride for good soup dumplings that
Speaker 2: has nothing on last week's I'm sorry, and each week
Speaker 2: is its own entity. Taco and you told me this,
Speaker 2: but I like to compare them the headline of the month.
Speaker 1: If you want to argue on that level, nothing is
Speaker 1: ever going to beat me, Miss Honeycomb, ever, never, ever, ever.
Speaker 2: No, Oh, could you refresh that from.
Speaker 1: Miss Honeycomb attacked by bees? That a's short, to the
Speaker 1: point and funny as hell.
Speaker 3: M hm.
Speaker 2: Last week we had a really good one though about
Speaker 2: the head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, onto this, uh next night, am I
Speaker 1: suppose I know some of you are adventurous eaters and
Speaker 1: are willing to try just about anything.
Speaker 2: I'd eat most stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would you try raccoon sausage?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would eat raccoon. I'm sure it just tastes
Speaker 2: like chicken, like every other animal, raccoon.
Speaker 1: There's a German butcher who's made a little niche market
Speaker 1: for himself. He's, uh, well they've got to I guess
Speaker 1: a situation with a raccoon population in the area of
Speaker 1: the country. He lives in Germany, and well he's turning
Speaker 1: them into sausage.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you me, this is a way to get
Speaker 2: back at him for eating your trash. You get to
Speaker 2: eat them.
Speaker 1: Although I hate I see the word plague mentioned the
Speaker 1: nation's worsening raccoon plague is plague being used as in
Speaker 1: like an issue, or as in literal plague. Because if
Speaker 1: that is and you're turning it into sausage. There's got
Speaker 1: to be health department issues here that come into play.
Speaker 2: It's a it's describing how big the problem is. It's
Speaker 2: not an actual plague. What if you had a COVID
Speaker 2: COVID rabbit raccoon sausage that I will go for? No rabbit,
Speaker 2: Oh I think I said rabbit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, then you would have you would have like
Speaker 1: it would be like uh, walking dead situation there.
Speaker 2: Foaming at the mouth. You know, I'm not. I think
Speaker 2: I just retracted on eating the German raccoon sausage and
Speaker 2: somebody said, dude, they eat them in Daytona raccoon sausage.
Speaker 2: They just said raccoons in general. Somebody said raccoon ribs
Speaker 2: are good. Um, wtf is this soup dumpling dumpling soup?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I did say soup dumpling. Yeah, that's just
Speaker 2: the dumpling in a soup, which I figure like a
Speaker 2: egg drop. What say soup? You know what I'm talking?
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, those big things in it now Maatza
Speaker 2: ball soup, I like me and Manza ball soup. There
Speaker 2: are I und of something there, man, that's Jewish penicillin
Speaker 2: right there. Man, just like our chickens.
Speaker 1: I am not going to throw anybody under the bus
Speaker 1: on this show because normally I really really liked the restaurant,
Speaker 1: but I went recently ordered mantza ball soup as a
Speaker 1: little appetizer cold. Oh, not ice cold, but just shy
Speaker 1: of even lukewarm.
Speaker 2: Nope, please bring this back and microwave it, and could
Speaker 2: you watch the chef to make sure they do not
Speaker 2: spit in it.
Speaker 1: I begrudgingly ate some of it, And while in the
Speaker 1: process of eating this, I heard two other customers complain
Speaker 1: loudly about the condition of the monsable.
Speaker 2: Soup to the server or to the server.
Speaker 1: Yes, so the message, I guess wasn't making it back
Speaker 1: to the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Did they go heat their soup up for them after
Speaker 2: they came?
Speaker 1: I didn't really, I just I heard it. I could
Speaker 1: hear a couple tables over.
Speaker 2: Soup. Best show going on here. I had I had
Speaker 2: food yesterday from a I had a ruben ordered from
Speaker 2: a Jewish deli. Very good. I have leftover so lunch today.
Speaker 2: It didn't be a ruben came with it. Ooh, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I got my pickle, Yeah, I did. Sorry. Finally,
Speaker 2: there's this, Uh somebody said, that's a good question for
Speaker 2: the angry Asian. We don't know where he is. Don't
Speaker 2: try to bait us into that. It's not a good time.
Speaker 2: Things had been.
Speaker 1: Going relatively smooth on this show for a scary amount
Speaker 1: of time at this point.
Speaker 2: And things around this office have been going relatively crazy
Speaker 2: where you don't want to, you know, cast light on yourself,
Speaker 2: you know what wars it.
Speaker 1: Finally there's this You've got to see the video. You know,
Speaker 1: these jackasses who will fake like you've run into them.
Speaker 1: They'll sprawl on the hood of your car and stuff.
Speaker 1: We've seen how many times have we seen? Now, there's
Speaker 1: another scam out there that is called the swoop and
Speaker 1: squat scam? Is it? Swoop and squat? Some joker and
Speaker 1: a group tried to pull this in New York recently,
Speaker 1: where they intentionally cause a vehicle to crash into them,
Speaker 1: and then they pretend like they're all injured and stuff,
Speaker 1: and they get out with their phones and they're taking
Speaker 1: video and stuff. What's great, though, is when you try
Speaker 1: to pull this scam on a car that is running
Speaker 1: their dad cam video.
Speaker 3: Baby, Oh my god, what is her baby car?
Speaker 1: So let me describe this to you. They're on a
Speaker 1: very busy roadway, uh in Brooklyn. Car gets in front
Speaker 1: of them, break checks them right, and then slams on
Speaker 1: the brakes, stops and then backs up and smashes square
Speaker 1: into them.
Speaker 2: That god, this guy has reversed into me. What the
Speaker 2: hell is going on? Rest you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I just got off the phone with the police and
Speaker 3: they let me know that they made one arrest, which
Speaker 3: is amazing progress. And honestly, it's all things to you guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for your support, and the NYPDA
Speaker 3: is working really hard on this investigation.
Speaker 2: Video is great.
Speaker 1: You see the three douchebags who cast the accident get out.
Speaker 1: They all get their phones going like, oh, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have such a payday here.
Speaker 2: Who is she thinking? Police?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, they arrested. He found the guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, because it's that nice. She was thinking her fans
Speaker 2: and thanking the police. Yeah, people like this, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: As if insurance isn't expensive enough.
Speaker 2: I'm watching the bed right now. Yeah, I'm er. People
Speaker 2: are such dirt bags. Just wouldn't need to get a
Speaker 2: fine dumpling soup.
Speaker 1: I just I just want some massa ball soup that
Speaker 1: is adequately hot.
Speaker 2: Come on now, double j R R