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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, man, I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten it
Speaker 3: all today. Why didn't you grab a Because I was,
Speaker 3: like I was out. I was at the bank longer
Speaker 3: than I anticipated because there was like some computer fucking
Speaker 3: bullshit going on, so like I timed it well, but
Speaker 3: like I was coming back late and I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll just I'll power through.
Speaker 4: But let's see, we got a question. Here you guys ready, hey.
Speaker 1: You hey, oh, don't touch me? Touch me'll touch me?
Speaker 3: Then focus lock it.
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm president.
Speaker 3: Know you gotta lock in.
Speaker 4: Break his glasses now, I'll give you ten times.
Speaker 3: They don't do that. No, man, it's been a long
Speaker 3: time since I've heard that.
Speaker 1: I just I found the original one.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I saw it too. Yeah, it wasn't that
Speaker 4: video that we saw.
Speaker 1: Some guy with using his like voice message voice memo
Speaker 1: just recording it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like, it's just me, Daisy really looks
Speaker 3: like Meghan Rain wrote in.
Speaker 1: Meghan Rain, Daisy really?
Speaker 3: Oh is that Ray from Yeah from Yeah wo wars. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Before wards, he says, hey, Chris Jeric fat blind regard.
Speaker 1: He was literally was going hard on the paint on
Speaker 1: saying like you're never gonna fix your blindness. Oh really?
Speaker 1: Yeah is a woman. So it doesn't matter fair.
Speaker 3: I mean we called it immediately, like you you're not
Speaker 3: wearing your glasses.
Speaker 1: He hates glasses. He thinks everyone that where his glasses
Speaker 1: should be uh put to a slaughter. I mean not everybody,
Speaker 1: but most. Okay, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: You're just living an inferior life for no reason.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, Yeah, don't say anything.
Speaker 4: It would be terrible if you said something on a podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I recently got glasses after twenty seven years of
Speaker 3: not having them. My prescription is pretty small, one point
Speaker 3: five in my left eye and points seventy five in
Speaker 3: my right, but it's definitely an eye opening difference in
Speaker 3: my vision. I guess my question is why does Sweeney
Speaker 3: continue to be an idiot and not get glasses? But
Speaker 3: he obviously can't even read thank you by It is crazy.
Speaker 1: I went in on him before you read the question.
Speaker 3: That is great. I literally picked it just because of
Speaker 3: the name, and I had no idea that was gonna
Speaker 3: be the question. But like, yeah, I don't know. It's
Speaker 3: Sweeney is stubborn. He's uh, you know, yeah, he doesn't
Speaker 3: really understand.
Speaker 1: Quality of life improvements.
Speaker 3: Yeah, quality of.
Speaker 5: My blindness hasn't harmed me yet. It absolutely has when
Speaker 5: it directly harms me in a way that is physical.
Speaker 4: You only think it hasn't because you don't know what
Speaker 4: it's like to not.
Speaker 3: Live without it.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: You're like Ricky Berwick saying, like, I'm perfectly able, Bodie
Speaker 3: for a Ricky Berwick for you can do everything that
Speaker 3: a Ricky Berwick can do. Congratulations, Banana Peel.
Speaker 5: I wonder what it would sound like if he stood
Speaker 5: straight up, like, wonder what the sound you know.
Speaker 4: What it sounds like. It would sound like, Uh, it
Speaker 4: would sound like a lot of tracks.
Speaker 1: It'd be like it'd be like imagine the sound of
Speaker 1: a transformer, but breaking bones as like the base of
Speaker 1: the he was on fish tanks that I saw a
Speaker 1: thing circulating around. I simply cannot watch that ship.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not I'm not I'm not sitting there
Speaker 3: watching it. But I've seen clips. I saw him get
Speaker 3: taped to some he got his hands. They were having
Speaker 3: some game or something, and he got his hand taped
Speaker 3: to uh, somebody else's hand or somebody.
Speaker 4: Else's risk, and it was like he was tied.
Speaker 3: He was tied to a like an eighteen year old
Speaker 3: girl or something, and he got like really fucking mad
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe. It just sucks that there's people
Speaker 1: willing to do shit like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, it feels it feels like watching like
Speaker 5: the worst kind of reality TV with like people that
Speaker 5: are mentally deranged on the internet.
Speaker 1: Hopefully they're getting paychecks, you know, because I feel like
Speaker 1: it must be getting Yeah, maybe Sam's crazy, but I
Speaker 1: hope he's paying people will spray.
Speaker 3: I think he's paying people.
Speaker 4: I would be surprised.
Speaker 1: I honestly wouldn't be, just because the people that are
Speaker 1: on those shows are like, oh, clout.
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, yeah, what am I saying?
Speaker 3: When surprise me at all? Like clout Like it's like
Speaker 3: one of the least surprising things. But anyway, yeah, no, yeah,
Speaker 3: you you really. I wish I could like knock you
Speaker 3: out and like implant contacts on your eyes while you're sleeping.
Speaker 1: He's like, whoa, I can see you with better. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: everything was weird. I feel better. I don't have a
Speaker 1: headache anymore. My eyes straight exactly, I've always a headacheys
Speaker 1: aren't straining anymore, so I'm actually have more energy. Weird,
Speaker 1: where my eyes work better, So my my eyes aren't
Speaker 1: doing overtime and making my fucking brain exhausted. Weird, crazy
Speaker 1: raither be blind and be able to see man any
Speaker 1: day a.
Speaker 3: Week, any day of the week. That's the stupidest thing ever,
Speaker 3: Like by far, duck maxing rode in, duck maxing rode in,
Speaker 3: He says, so fellow coarse screw penis average. What's the
Speaker 3: best story you've given it to a character in a
Speaker 3: game that you were playing. I was playing a new
Speaker 3: game called Peak. I was playing this the other day
Speaker 3: with the eyebline it's good. Uh. And after one of
Speaker 3: my many runs, I got a Safari hat and I
Speaker 3: decided to take on my adventure as Kingston's dad. Suddenly
Speaker 3: there were no animals on the island to drive me
Speaker 3: to for me to drive to extinction. Eventually, I made
Speaker 3: it to the end, and I took one less log
Speaker 3: where I came from before going back to my little
Speaker 3: before going back to my little body boy. I would
Speaker 3: do that a lot when I was a kid, like
Speaker 3: just make up bullshits. It was kind of like playing
Speaker 3: with action figures, I guess, especially in like what do
Speaker 3: you call specifically multiplayer games when I didn't have Xbox Live,
Speaker 3: because you just had these big empty levels that you
Speaker 3: would just kind of like invent stories for, like oh,
Speaker 3: that's this base from this corporation, and like, you know whatever.
Speaker 3: But I don't remember, It's been a long time since
Speaker 3: I've done that. And even with like role playing games,
Speaker 3: I don't really get that invested in them to the
Speaker 3: point where I'm like literally role playing. So I don't
Speaker 3: know if I invent characters really in that way anymore.
Speaker 3: And if I do, I and if I did, ever,
Speaker 3: I don't remember any of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the same same. I don't really. The closest thing
Speaker 1: would be kind of what you're saying with action figures
Speaker 1: and setting up a whole multi versus every room was
Speaker 1: a different universe stuff like that. Yeah, I'm just doing
Speaker 1: dumb shit like that. Fucking uh, taking the toys running
Speaker 1: the shower and they're fighting in the rain and shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like dumb bullshit like that. I was able to come yet,
Speaker 1: so I wasn't doing anything crazy with them, unfortunately, you know,
Speaker 1: like it was too young. Imagine then, like by the
Speaker 1: time you were ready to kind of the toys were
Speaker 1: starting to a little be on the out, you know,
Speaker 1: like you weren't really playing with toys as much anymore,
Speaker 1: at least when I was. I don't remember how old
Speaker 1: it was. I'm thinking like eleven twelve.
Speaker 5: Probably the last time I played with toys, I was sixteen,
Speaker 5: But the last time you made it all the way
Speaker 5: to sixteen, well that was the last time I played
Speaker 5: with them. It was like they were probably out, and
Speaker 5: I just like.
Speaker 1: We tried again, and you're like, well, it was a
Speaker 1: good time, but.
Speaker 5: It was like, alright, this then like it was like
Speaker 5: it was like the series final episode that got canceled
Speaker 5: for three years and then you're like, wells will turn
Speaker 5: on the last episode to see what happened, and it
Speaker 5: was it was a good time. But I had so
Speaker 5: many less toys. I was like, I guess, tell me
Speaker 5: get rid of these, and I donated them. Now I
Speaker 5: wish so badly I did it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: I wish so badly I didn't because some stupid little
Speaker 5: dumpkin up say New York got all my dragon Ball toys.
Speaker 1: That little fucking cunt.
Speaker 3: He probably pissed all over them too. Oh yeah, the
Speaker 3: way the kids tree toys that are not theirs is amazing.
Speaker 1: Like the toys that are there, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: That yeah, I mean I did this.
Speaker 1: I would throw shit at walls.
Speaker 3: It's like if I needed Goku to kick somebody real hard,
Speaker 3: I'm going I was going to the brick wall outside
Speaker 3: and I would have it.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 3: Booze like I smashed boo open, like completely on the
Speaker 3: fucking wall of.
Speaker 4: My Catholic school. It was great.
Speaker 1: Would you just buy because I would buy expendable toys.
Speaker 1: You have the ones that you beat up more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was the ones that sometimes I didn't even know
Speaker 1: where they were from, Like it would be on the
Speaker 1: toy store and I'm like, oh, this guy looks like
Speaker 1: he's a good hinchman and beat the piss out of him,
Speaker 1: and uh, that's actually exactly what I bought Strong Guy for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I bought Strong Guy to be get his ass well.
Speaker 1: But then I had him fight Wolverine one time, Wolverine
Speaker 1: that I loved. He was just logan and then he
Speaker 1: had the retractable claw. I was like, you can set
Speaker 1: him and you push a button and they come out,
Speaker 1: and I hit him off my fucking I didn't mean
Speaker 1: I didn't want him to win, but fucking I was
Speaker 1: on my bunk bed or storytellings. Man Red exploded on
Speaker 1: the floor, the carpet. He hit the carpet and he's
Speaker 1: still just exploded and he was the lay. I was
Speaker 1: so mad that I was like, what happened to where this?
Speaker 1: Because it seemed fine and then just something was just
Speaker 1: like I give up and it's it is it's fun.
Speaker 3: I never I don't know if I had. I had
Speaker 3: toys that I just cared about less than other ones,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, where or there was like
Speaker 3: a gift and it wasn't something that I wanted, or
Speaker 3: it was like a duplicate or something, because like they
Speaker 3: didn't realize I had it already and I would always
Speaker 3: does it. It's like you're gonna get fucked up.
Speaker 4: You're you're the fuck up one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but honestly, like I only really I only really
Speaker 3: needed my like fully articulated Spider Man toy to have fun,
Speaker 3: really because I would just make even just like pretending
Speaker 3: to swing around and ship was like that was all
Speaker 3: the entertainer I need.
Speaker 1: Do you still have any of your old toys?
Speaker 3: I have a I have some of them. I have
Speaker 3: I have my favorite one. What's your oldest one?
Speaker 1: What do you remember?
Speaker 3: When that's a fucking honestly, it's probably a lame answer.
Speaker 3: It's probably like one of those cars, like the like
Speaker 3: hot wheels or like or not even not even hot wheels,
Speaker 3: but like just straight up tiny versions of real ass
Speaker 3: car car. Yeah, like you could open the door and everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I don't know what the oldest toy
Speaker 3: I have is. It's probably one of those though, but
Speaker 3: I still have like my Spider Man toys from the
Speaker 3: movies and I have I have some Dragon Ball figures,
Speaker 3: but like the main one, like the Spy. I made
Speaker 3: sure to never throw away my Spider because, like the way,
Speaker 3: even at the time, I was like, this is unreasonably
Speaker 3: well made. Yeah, like the toy Maguire Spider Man toys
Speaker 3: up to up till Spider Man one and two. Both
Speaker 3: of those had amazing runs where like the detail is
Speaker 3: crazy good and he's like you could pose him in
Speaker 3: any fucking which way and he stands. There's one that
Speaker 3: I had that I loved where it was like it
Speaker 3: was just a Spider Man toy, Where's the Spider Man toy?
Speaker 4: But he had magnets in his hands and feet.
Speaker 3: You could like stick him on metal pipes and he
Speaker 3: would like stay there or like the fridge. Yeah cool.
Speaker 1: I wish I got some of the lot Man I
Speaker 1: never had.
Speaker 5: I never got to Squire, I never got to Maguire
Speaker 5: toys because I was like this is cool. But like
Speaker 5: I did, the colors were dimmer because of me being
Speaker 5: a dumb little bit way, I was like, I like
Speaker 5: the brighter color. I think that one looks cool except
Speaker 5: for the black suit. I had one really cool black
Speaker 5: suit Spider Man, and I remember that one. I think
Speaker 5: I dropped it out my window like something like that happened.
Speaker 5: I was playing on like the leg because my window.
Speaker 1: Had like ledges.
Speaker 5: They had like a leged good play on, so put
Speaker 5: plants on, probably, But I decided to play out of
Speaker 5: it because I'm a dumb child. And I had him
Speaker 5: fighting like I don't know, fucking maybe Optimus Prime or
Speaker 5: some shit, and kicked him off and I was like, well,
Speaker 5: Spider Man, I had that webbed himself safe for he
Speaker 5: just died just when I miss her.
Speaker 3: Like the the the toys that weren't action figures, but
Speaker 3: they were like they've been for you to like pretend
Speaker 3: that you were part of, like like a power. The
Speaker 3: power is your toys. Oh yeah, it would go on
Speaker 3: your fucking wrist or whatever. Belt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I sent you a video something like that.
Speaker 3: That ship was dope, did you what was it?
Speaker 5: It was the It was the Progerian with the common Yeah,
Speaker 5: that was what are you saying? It was a pro
Speaker 5: I can show you if you want to, man, I
Speaker 5: want to see it, probably just so you saw it.
Speaker 1: The Progerian. Oh my god, we didn't talk about it.
Speaker 1: Oh man, what you saw? My god? One in real life?
Speaker 2: No, you know, we were we were at we were
Speaker 2: at a bar with a bunch of our friends and
Speaker 2: I don't know what.
Speaker 3: I don't know why we were talking about Virgerians because
Speaker 3: it's like someone brought up have you ever seen a
Speaker 3: black Prgerian? And we were like, no, come to think
Speaker 3: of it, I haven't.
Speaker 5: We don't think it's not I think that's not a
Speaker 5: trait we have. Actually, well I think it can happen.
Speaker 3: Well that's what you thought until we googled it and
Speaker 3: and there was here's one image that looks so fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: And you turned to me and said, it looks like
Speaker 3: a racist toy. You pull that. Do you remember that image?
Speaker 3: It must pop up, it is, Derek. You're not You
Speaker 3: are not prepared for what I almost feel like I
Speaker 3: know what it is.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I would be surprised because it took Look, man, I
Speaker 3: have never seen that image in my life, and I
Speaker 3: feel like I've seen most things to do it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. This is crazy looking. Oh my god, have
Speaker 1: you seen tails from the crypt? Dude? No, you're you're right, dude,
Speaker 1: that you that's described perfectly.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: It looks like a wooden old like racist fucking toy.
Speaker 1: Have you seen taiales from the Crypt? I have it.
Speaker 1: I was too young. I don't remember what that Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't tails from the Crypt that I like, I
Speaker 1: don't remember what that like.
Speaker 3: But no, that description was so perfect that it killed
Speaker 3: me because I was like, that is exactly what that
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: It's spot on, it's sput on, it's I was expecting
Speaker 1: something different, and I'm like, oh, that's just the fucking
Speaker 1: racist toy.
Speaker 4: Bro. Is that from Tales of the Crypt?
Speaker 1: That does look familiar? But like, I kind of that's
Speaker 1: not what they're called. They're called the niglets literally.
Speaker 3: From Tales from the Crypt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I fear it's probably from Tales from the Hood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like what probably from the What is it saying
Speaker 3: the description?
Speaker 4: Did you call them that? Or that's what they're called?
Speaker 1: Pretty sure they're called thets Pretty sure?
Speaker 4: It became pretty sure now description.
Speaker 1: I looked upts exactly and it came up.
Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough. I guess I can't argue with that.
Speaker 4: That's compelling proof.
Speaker 5: It was clearly like little the clearly the same little
Speaker 5: black toys that like somebody had, and it was like,
Speaker 5: I'm just acquiring history. It's like, no, you like owning
Speaker 5: little black characters of the worst versions of black people
Speaker 5: at their worst, and it's like I.
Speaker 3: Never Yeah, okay, So here we go, round eyed Asian
Speaker 3: now able to say the N word with pride bump
Speaker 3: being over wrote, and he says, nehow blind, blind, contrarian
Speaker 3: and dude on his phone.
Speaker 1: Got him? It was definitely from themselves on the hood. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got him immediately. But I'm but I'm which one
Speaker 1: am I all of them? I guess what?
Speaker 3: Oh? I guess you are all of those like holistically speaking, yeah, crazy, No,
Speaker 3: you're the dude on his phone as it.
Speaker 1: I guess I was just never mind.
Speaker 3: I mean, it was just funny timing. You are also
Speaker 3: on your phone more than any of us.
Speaker 1: But I guess that.
Speaker 3: Notwithstanding somebody was somebody in the audience was like, how
Speaker 3: did he he had the nerve to suggest that he
Speaker 3: isn't the one that does that the boss. Yeah, so many.
Speaker 4: Comments the nerve, there's video evidence of it.
Speaker 3: Is the issue, like you can't I guess, Yeah, you
Speaker 3: are caught caught red handed on camera phone Is it
Speaker 3: a slur?
Speaker 1: It is? Now?
Speaker 3: Okay cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to. I wanted to make it sound
Speaker 1: more like derogative because it's not as I wanted to
Speaker 1: sound more hurtful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard to make the word phone sound powerful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really, it's not.
Speaker 1: Easy to make up slurs. Actually really nothing.
Speaker 4: You gotta call that. You gotta call that company that
Speaker 4: makes slurs.
Speaker 1: Slur you see, like, because how can I put phone
Speaker 1: in there and make it? Because like I want, I
Speaker 1: want to make it sound more like the f slur,
Speaker 1: but with phone impossible. But I could do if I
Speaker 1: take the inn out, it would technically work. But it's
Speaker 1: also you have to consult an expert. At slurs are
Speaker 1: say both words together. Go to slurs are Us, slurs
Speaker 1: Are Dope. Is that a website at your slurs Depot,
Speaker 1: slurs r us. I'd like that slurs are Us at
Speaker 1: your service, at your slurvis. I'm fucking I'm on board.
Speaker 3: I'm on board as well. Yeah, that fucking giraffe.
Speaker 1: Fucking Jeffrey the draft Jeffrey gum. Dude. They had that
Speaker 1: gum that had the zebra on it. It was like a
Speaker 1: bunch of different colors and like stripes and ship is
Speaker 1: that real? I don't remember that gum. The flavor lasted
Speaker 1: for not joking, twenty seconds maximum maximum. You know what.
Speaker 1: It was the worst gum, but it was also so good.
Speaker 3: You know what, I genuinely miss there's a there's so
Speaker 3: many weird candies that just sort of like popped up
Speaker 3: and you just assumed that they would be around for
Speaker 3: a while and then they never showed up again. But
Speaker 3: Jolly Ranchers had this thing where it was like, you
Speaker 3: know how, like eminem minis, they just come in like
Speaker 3: a thing and like real, they're really small and you
Speaker 3: could get like, yeah, I love m minis, but it
Speaker 3: was like that but with Jolly Ranchers, and they were
Speaker 3: like small little Jolly Rancher balls, and it was so
Speaker 3: so fucking good because you could just get a lot
Speaker 3: of different ones and it was just like a wild
Speaker 3: like texture and like flavor thing.
Speaker 1: What was the texture like if they were like it
Speaker 1: wasn't a hard candy.
Speaker 3: No, it was it was still like it was they
Speaker 3: were small. It was almost like bebies, but like they
Speaker 3: were like really small and you could just get like
Speaker 3: you could get like a bunch of like watermelon, a
Speaker 3: bunch of green apple, and you could just there was
Speaker 3: something about it.
Speaker 4: It was like, Wow, this is fucking pretty good.
Speaker 3: Our friends then they just never went to Japan from
Speaker 3: back really from k I got him from kmart.
Speaker 5: That's crazy. But our friends went to Japan, Ziggy and Jordan.
Speaker 5: They went to Japan and they came back, and they
Speaker 5: came back with like various flavors of pocky, but like
Speaker 5: giant pocky from Japan, and they had like an orange
Speaker 5: poppy not pop top, it's not it's not poppy, it's packy.
Speaker 5: There you go, orange pocky, and it was so fucking good.
Speaker 5: Orange was what was the orange?
Speaker 1: It tastes like orange. It was like the tastes like orange,
Speaker 1: like like just a regular orange.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess, like like orange candy. I guess. So you've
Speaker 1: had like strawberry pockey before, right, Yeah?
Speaker 3: But like, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Ever had like cookies and cream one like any of
Speaker 1: the pocky ever, I'm sure I haven't one point.
Speaker 5: But I never thought my way to go fucking good
Speaker 5: Man not want to go to Japan even more?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we go eventually. This is this is the
Speaker 1: this is the gum. Oh yeah, they would sell this
Speaker 1: that toys r us. I don't remember that, and like
Speaker 1: you're getting seconds of flavor. I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a lot of those, like a lot
Speaker 3: of those, like candy gums, like bubble tape.
Speaker 1: Bubble tape.
Speaker 4: Bubble tape was so.
Speaker 3: Delicious, but then it ran out in like three seconds.
Speaker 1: Chew all of it too, And you're like, I used
Speaker 1: to chew the whole fucking I might still have some
Speaker 1: of these in my intestines, man, because I used to
Speaker 1: swallow this gum a lot. As a I don't think
Speaker 1: I ever swallowed gum really, yeah, I'm sure I remember
Speaker 1: swallowing this gum sood. The flavor was so good that
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 5: Just like, I'm gonna swallow it so I don't have
Speaker 5: to get rid of the flavor.
Speaker 3: I'll be swallow. Isn't that a myth? I'm pretty sure
Speaker 3: it's not a myth.
Speaker 1: I imagine it would have to be a myth that
Speaker 1: you would just ship it out, like yeah, like why
Speaker 1: would it stayed your intestines.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure it stays longer than other things, but
Speaker 3: the idea that it would be stuck for seven years
Speaker 3: or whatever. But it's like so insane, like it's there
Speaker 3: for maybe like a day longer than yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like your body's like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: This fucking cement?
Speaker 3: Was this?
Speaker 1: I probably treats it like fiber. It probably makes you
Speaker 1: ship bore. Actually we think about it because it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't need this? What is this?
Speaker 3: Actually? That was actually my my little life hack was
Speaker 3: that I I would lace. I would line my colon
Speaker 3: with gum oh so that I, uh, it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Hurt coming so really blocking a lot of the water
Speaker 1: absorption and all the stuff that.
Speaker 3: To water absorption in eh yeah, hey, well yeah Dynasty
Speaker 3: Duck Dynasty Warriors. And he says, hey, guys, no question.
Speaker 3: But I do have a short story for you. When
Speaker 3: I was in high school, I was very competitive about
Speaker 3: pe physical fitness tests and uh uh, and was determined
Speaker 3: to get the most pull ups. I did manage to
Speaker 3: get the most, either twenty four or twenty six. But
Speaker 3: here's the cash. Ever heard of a coorgasm? A coorgasm?
Speaker 3: I've never heard of this in my life. It's definitely
Speaker 3: real because I absolutely busted in my gym shorts straining
Speaker 3: to get those last few reps in front of the
Speaker 3: whole class. No one should have, no one could have
Speaker 3: possibly known as I am a quiet comer. I was
Speaker 3: one hundred percent soft, and it went direct and I
Speaker 3: went directly through the locker room to change before it
Speaker 3: could soak through my shorts. Still a wilding to bust
Speaker 3: in front of like thirty other people, though I'm not look,
Speaker 3: I'm not familiar with this concept. I know, I know
Speaker 3: that it's possible to bust without being hard. I know that,
Speaker 3: But like, I don't like.
Speaker 1: Wet dreams and stuff your ejaculation orgasm, I'm gonna look
Speaker 1: that up real quick, because never heard of straining yourself
Speaker 1: and then combing your pants. Chorasm, also known as excited
Speaker 1: induced orgasm e i OH EIOH, is a phenomenon where
Speaker 1: a person experiences an orgasm or sexual pleasant during or
Speaker 1: after physical extra size, particularly involving core muscles. It's a
Speaker 1: real experience, not a myth. They're really trying to fucking
Speaker 1: sell this. That's some dudes. Post occur both in men
Speaker 1: and women, though it may be more commonly reported by women. Well,
Speaker 1: the exact mechanisms are not fully understood core guys, so
Speaker 1: they're saying it's real I've never heard of this before this, uh,
Speaker 1: before the podcast. I wonder if it's uh, I guess,
Speaker 1: I mean some people are wired weird. Yeah, just because
Speaker 1: it just does.
Speaker 3: I can believe that the body is weird enough to
Speaker 3: do shit like that. But that's a wild more as
Speaker 3: impressive though, getting plus is impressive.
Speaker 1: That's that's some change.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't do that right now. I definitely twenty
Speaker 1: five pull ups, that's all. That's pretty hard, very different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty hard unless you're unless you're very.
Speaker 3: Strong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're very light, and then if you if
Speaker 1: you can lift your own weight, and then you should
Speaker 1: be you should be able to do. I think a
Speaker 1: lot of bodybuilders can't do pull ups like that. There's
Speaker 1: too big.
Speaker 3: They might just yeah, they might just be doing I
Speaker 3: think I'm just I happen to be light enough to Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's not really.
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure you could probably get like you could
Speaker 1: probably knock out an easy ten easy right now.
Speaker 3: Well, when I was doing it for the for the fight,
Speaker 3: it was that was not really like because we had
Speaker 3: to do like we had to do like I think
Speaker 3: like we had to do one hundred pull.
Speaker 1: Ups in one session. Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 3: And we would have to do fifty I'm not joking.
Speaker 3: I swear to god, are.
Speaker 1: You doing regular pull ups? Are you doing those fucking
Speaker 1: h What is that? What is that ship called that
Speaker 1: everybody does now workouts? They have all these new places. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's like a CrossFit. No, I don't know what that is,
Speaker 1: the CrossFit pull ups where you use your fucking kinetic
Speaker 1: energy to do a pull up.
Speaker 3: No, we would do like we we because I remember
Speaker 3: specifically there was a time we did five hundred sit
Speaker 3: ups and it was fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But like, that's crue. That's painful but possible.
Speaker 4: Right right, But we would it would be like interspersed.
Speaker 3: We would. It would be like at the end of
Speaker 3: the class, it would be like, okay, here's you have
Speaker 3: to do this many It was usually.
Speaker 4: Fifty to fifty to fifty, Uh.
Speaker 1: How many wet and then of how many reps for
Speaker 1: a set you do two?
Speaker 3: You do two fifties basically like but then but then
Speaker 3: you go and then you go from like you go
Speaker 3: from put pull ups to set ups to you know,
Speaker 3: I don't know, some other fucking thing and then you
Speaker 3: you'd restart the gamut. Once that's a lot. As far
Speaker 3: as I'm remember it, it's a lot, So I don't
Speaker 3: you'd fail most likely.
Speaker 1: So that's you weren't getting up to fifty, do you.
Speaker 1: But the goal was to hit you don't have to
Speaker 1: do fifty. So it's so it's timed.
Speaker 3: Is that it not really? I mean it's not a
Speaker 3: time what is. You just have to do it.
Speaker 1: So he's basically within a reason until you hit fifty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you did hit fifty, but there's no time limit
Speaker 1: and then you move on to the next thing.
Speaker 4: I think so, yeah, from what I remember.
Speaker 1: Because Marine, most Marine you were on like it.
Speaker 3: Was like a loose time limit where it's just like,
Speaker 3: I mean, within reason.
Speaker 1: We gotta you know, because most of Marine and hours
Speaker 1: are not hitting out twenty pull ups easily. They can
Speaker 1: probably do twenty, but they're not doing twenty. It's it's
Speaker 1: extremely difficult.
Speaker 5: Most pull ups are pull ups are like hard because
Speaker 5: that's all this only and.
Speaker 1: It's your arms pulling up the entire way of your body.
Speaker 3: I think, I don't know if I could do that
Speaker 3: now maybe, but it was a point where I could do.
Speaker 1: Sure, you can knock out ten. Most people can't do ten.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Chris can knock out ten. He can probably
Speaker 1: do ten like he's light and he's probably got some
Speaker 1: good up. Of course, I can probably probably maybe do two.
Speaker 1: And two is a reach right now at my best,
Speaker 1: I don't think well at my best.
Speaker 5: At my best, I could do like maybe because I
Speaker 5: was always just heavy, so maybe like maybe eight and
Speaker 5: my arms.
Speaker 1: Are shot afterwards.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I'm just like when I was like
Speaker 5: one hundred and fifty pounds less than I am now,
Speaker 5: when I was like athletic too, I could do like.
Speaker 3: I can't, maybe busting in front of my entire class
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it had a small bust. Is lucky?
Speaker 6: Yeah lucky you were like booming and dripping ship They
Speaker 6: would he was like, oh my god, you hit.
Speaker 1: Your hit your fucking gym teacher and stuff. You bust
Speaker 1: your pants fall for some reason too. I think I
Speaker 1: would fight the kid. If I was the gym teacher
Speaker 1: and I got busted on, I would fight the kid.
Speaker 1: Don't care. I'm losing my job, are you?
Speaker 4: So here's the wait, here's the issue.
Speaker 1: What's up if.
Speaker 3: If you're a gym teacher and you get comed on
Speaker 3: by accident by a student, you're a pedophile.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's how that.
Speaker 3: Who's gonna are you gonna explain? Listen, you have to
Speaker 3: I understand that. I understand that I have teenage, Come
Speaker 3: on me, but listen, it's.
Speaker 1: Not what it looks like. Listen, Chris, you're.
Speaker 3: There's people are gonna run at you with fucking pitchforks
Speaker 3: and ship.
Speaker 1: There's no witnesses, that's the that's the difference in front
Speaker 1: of a.
Speaker 4: Class, well, that's what I'm saying, no witnesses.
Speaker 1: So so he's doing push pull ups by himself with
Speaker 1: only him and the team.
Speaker 3: No, it's just everybody's just bored and not paying attention
Speaker 3: because who cares.
Speaker 1: One person paid off attention. No one saw no one
Speaker 1: because he got his friends that are like trying to
Speaker 1: compete with him. Someone's paying attention.
Speaker 5: If you just get busted on like that, then you
Speaker 5: that's a nightmare scenario.
Speaker 1: Dude. What if so so so just miraculously no one
Speaker 1: was paying attention and that kid's like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: gonna be funny. Oh he jacked me off. He jacked
Speaker 1: me off. He maybe he was jacked me And then
Speaker 1: the teacher's like, no, he was just doing fucking pull ups.
Speaker 1: I swear to God, he's like, no oh, I was
Speaker 1: just doing pull ups and I came.
Speaker 3: You know, like it's got.
Speaker 4: Even just a mischievous pizza ship.
Speaker 3: You got evil.
Speaker 1: You gotta kill that kid. You gotta kill that You
Speaker 1: might as well. You might as well kill that kid
Speaker 1: in a dungeon, put him in a Destiny dungeon as
Speaker 1: a regular kid. The kitchen and a dungeon.
Speaker 3: A regular child in a Destiny dungeon is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know how that's great.
Speaker 4: That's like imagining like the it's.
Speaker 3: Like and fighting the reapers or something so like like
Speaker 3: what do you what do you do against a knight?
Speaker 1: Like what can a regular person do against the night
Speaker 1: other than hopefully run away? Yeah? I think about something
Speaker 1: like that a lot. That's what I was like when
Speaker 1: I play that No Fatu super Nintendo game where you're
Speaker 1: just a R guy people beating supernatural ship and.
Speaker 4: Fists.
Speaker 5: Idea, like what do you do like like you drop?
Speaker 5: You drop a regular person in like against an elite
Speaker 5: like that motherfucker's running through your city, running through your.
Speaker 1: I would like to see that. There should be Uh,
Speaker 1: someone needs anime stuff like that, I'm with a car
Speaker 1: hurt that next door neighbor versus fucking master chief. Right,
Speaker 1: this guy, this guy, this dude is trying everything. He's
Speaker 1: using like the spark of inspiration that ignites in his
Speaker 1: brain is magical to see, but it's doing nothing to
Speaker 1: help him live.
Speaker 7: He's like, yeah, he's literally he's like Saw, like he's
Speaker 7: really thinking a ship. That's like it's doing nothing. And
Speaker 7: he's like Kevin McCallister times six, and it means enough
Speaker 7: even to this guy in arm.
Speaker 1: Actually, you got some Kevin mcowser versus like Kevin mcows jigsaw.
Speaker 1: I think that's an that's.
Speaker 3: Actually that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, how does that work though, because like
Speaker 1: both of the premises, they both just stay put. Essentially,
Speaker 1: Kevin Kevin's active, Kevin active. You're right, right, Yeah, mister
Speaker 1: Saw whatever his name is, he doesn't like reason in
Speaker 1: the background with the Microsoft. They gotta make it through
Speaker 1: a play. It's like, okay, they actually have to do something.
Speaker 1: So it's like the is it the the thing on
Speaker 1: he's on his tricycle, he's on his.
Speaker 3: Tricky yeah, yeah, and the only thing yeah, And then
Speaker 3: it's like you gotta go upstairs and.
Speaker 1: It accommodates, he can do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jasaw versus Kevin cawsor.
Speaker 1: I think Kevin McAllister would kill Jigsaw.
Speaker 4: I mean I think Jasaw would win because he kills.
Speaker 1: But I think Kevin. I think Kevin kills too, but
Speaker 1: he doesn't let people die. No, No, he would have
Speaker 1: their magic.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I think he's mad. I think it's him. He's so,
Speaker 1: he's mad. I think when you step in his domain,
Speaker 1: like God, you step into his domain, you can live
Speaker 1: from like that, but normally makes more sense, but I
Speaker 1: feel better. I like the idea that Marv and uh
Speaker 1: and whatever the fuck the other what's his name?
Speaker 3: With Harry mar Yeah, Harry and Mark.
Speaker 1: I like the idea that they're indestructible, like they have
Speaker 1: a killable buffside. I love the idea that Marvin Harry
Speaker 1: are like going through all the ship they go through
Speaker 1: and then as soon as they're done, they're like walking home.
Speaker 1: Someone mugs them and shoot like they died from Like
Speaker 1: they've been in their face bricks, they've been blown up,
Speaker 1: they've been elect they've been stabbed, and they're like, man,
Speaker 1: it's a rough night. While they're walking home, some guys like,
Speaker 1: give me your money.
Speaker 3: They've never been shot.
Speaker 1: That fucking pigeon chick, she just fuck it, just pulls
Speaker 1: out the gun the pigeon, give me your money, give
Speaker 1: you money. I don't want to.
Speaker 4: I'm moving for the first time.
Speaker 3: I remember thinking, sincerely that it those pigeons were eating them,
Speaker 3: because like, what are they doing if not?
Speaker 1: And they're flowing around him and noting. Now my fucking
Speaker 1: eyes on my mouth, I can't see what that's goes down.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful, like it's a beautiful display. It blows and
Speaker 1: that's so pink. It's his insides that blew him up,
Speaker 1: and a beautiful shade of pink.
Speaker 3: And the guy guy walks out of a fucking out
Speaker 3: of a shadow under a tree.
Speaker 1: People, people are I fucking knew it. I knew it.
Speaker 3: Krillaing Corillin and king Pin And did we answer the
Speaker 3: question man chills? Oh, it was just a story about
Speaker 3: the coreasm.
Speaker 1: Pigeon Man, colon kills, pichet man movie.
Speaker 3: Pigeon Man Kills is a fucking great day for a
Speaker 3: movie that I would absolutely be.
Speaker 4: Somebody said, do you want to see Pigeon Man Kills?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what that is, but absolutely
Speaker 3: I'll see.
Speaker 1: It at least once. I will. I might see it
Speaker 1: a lot, depending on how how good.
Speaker 3: Least I'll give it at least one Krillin and Kingpin
Speaker 3: and the debate rodinate. He says, hey, fuck faces and Chris,
Speaker 3: what do you consider to be what do you consider
Speaker 3: to be virgin breaking? For example, my friend says that
Speaker 3: getting a hand job counts as losing virginity status. I
Speaker 3: say that bare minimum is blowjob thoughts.
Speaker 1: Those are both not counting. I don't kind of that.
Speaker 1: So I think it's just it's it depends do you
Speaker 1: want to be literal, do you want to be social exactly?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've been sexually active? You don't those things? Yeah
Speaker 5: you haven't had sex.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, you're talking about like yeah, no, I
Speaker 3: was gonna say, like, I think virgin is sex, so
Speaker 3: like it's full penetration, penetration.
Speaker 1: And full on insertion. But that penis and that penis
Speaker 1: ass vagina, vagina. I guess that's what it discredits. Uh
Speaker 1: what's called it? Uh?
Speaker 3: I guess now. I think when the genitals are in contact,
Speaker 3: I think that's that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, girls really rub the vagina like that.
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, it's not happen.
Speaker 1: I would say since since they're in a specials they
Speaker 1: did the exception. For them, what they consider sex is
Speaker 1: different from like penetration because they just don't have a dick.
Speaker 5: Because I'm to be honest, I think, well, I think
Speaker 5: I think eating vagina is more personal than sucking dick too.
Speaker 5: I think that's definitely a step up from there as
Speaker 5: well personally from I'm a straight man.
Speaker 1: It's like said, it's technically the same thing, but socially.
Speaker 1: You're right, socially but technically the same thing, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's fucking oral sex but socially and also convenience, dude,
Speaker 1: Like it's so much easier to just conveniently I can
Speaker 1: just pull my dick out than like a girl sitting
Speaker 1: on the couch, and you can't just lean over and
Speaker 1: eat it like the way that like a girl could
Speaker 1: just suck your dick easily. So there is that one
Speaker 1: big thing to work. Especially I have a I have
Speaker 1: a herd needed disc so like just eating pussy isn't
Speaker 1: easy for me.
Speaker 5: I haven't a pussy at all either. I've never done it. Also,
Speaker 5: I just refused to.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's really gay doing it. Look, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter to me unless your partners like you knows, Look,
Speaker 1: it's it's an interesting culturally, it's a cultural thing. It's
Speaker 1: an interesting thing to where I'm like, look, it's I
Speaker 1: think it's simple if you're if you're, If your partners
Speaker 1: like I hate oral sex, like I hate sucking dick.
Speaker 1: Right there, I am. I'm gonna be like, that's fine,
Speaker 1: Like I don't need my dick to be sucked. I
Speaker 1: like it, but I hate it.
Speaker 5: So I think if my girl says I hate it,
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna be dating them. I think hating it
Speaker 5: is a is a maybe you might not want to
Speaker 5: do it, and that's fine.
Speaker 1: That's cool to me.
Speaker 5: It is because I know, I know, I know girls
Speaker 5: and guys that expect oral sex and don't deliver it
Speaker 5: back me being one.
Speaker 1: Of them to expected I don't. I'm not gonna make
Speaker 1: you do anything you want to do, and vice versa.
Speaker 1: It's a symbolism. Oh yeah, so I won't be with
Speaker 1: a symbols I won't be with you. Then that's what
Speaker 1: I find people you're compatible with. And if there, if
Speaker 1: you find someone that's like I personally just don't care,
Speaker 1: like to me, it's like penetration. That's the one thing.
Speaker 1: If you if it was like, oh I don't want
Speaker 1: to fuck, I'm I'm like what this is crazy, because
Speaker 1: that's the that's the.
Speaker 5: Ultimate if I If you don't, if you don't offer
Speaker 5: every single belling whistle, you're not worth it. But you
Speaker 5: cannot expect me to offer that because I just don't
Speaker 5: want to.
Speaker 1: You're speaking like a man that will be single by
Speaker 1: thirty five, well, single by thirty five, living till thirty.
Speaker 3: Eight, so optimistic.
Speaker 1: Give me that three years after my wife departs with
Speaker 1: me not gonna be Why that means at thirty eight,
Speaker 1: I'm already gone. I don't make it there. Yeah, that's fun, that's.
Speaker 3: Thirty five anyway. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I think penetrations.
Speaker 3: I think it's I think that's what it is, that's them.
Speaker 1: At the same time, it doesn't matter whatever because but.
Speaker 3: Also the concept is who cares, Like the question is
Speaker 3: why do you like value being a virgin in the
Speaker 3: first place?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, it means very little if I count, If
Speaker 1: I count of a religious person, I couldn't give a fuck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I was like sexually active at fourteen, but
Speaker 4: I wasn't.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, if I count every blowjob I've gotten, then
Speaker 5: I have five. I was not a virgin well before,
Speaker 5: not well but a bit before.
Speaker 1: I think I got regular pushy before I got a blowjob.
Speaker 1: I I no, no, for sure, definitely, definitely, definitely don't
Speaker 1: think that's true.
Speaker 3: Man. I think it's a reverse.
Speaker 1: I definitely got. I think that's more common. Think I
Speaker 1: think I did too. Actually think I had sex mothers.
Speaker 1: Yeah to me, I don't have a memory right now
Speaker 1: thinking of something like that. I do remember this one
Speaker 1: chick like I wanted to, but my mom was like
Speaker 1: on it. She was on to me, like iro I
Speaker 1: brought this girl over and Moe was like, lose the
Speaker 1: door open.
Speaker 5: I'm like, what, I had sex one time my house
Speaker 5: or only one time because my grandma wasn't home.
Speaker 1: I literally just could not have text. It was it
Speaker 1: was impossiblecause I had a grandma. I didn't have like
Speaker 1: a mom or dad that went somewhere, so she gramdma often.
Speaker 1: So I just would not be able to text once
Speaker 1: there because she wasn't at home. I must have I think, no, okay,
Speaker 1: one time oh while my mom was living there, because
Speaker 1: then me and my stepsisters took over the house and
Speaker 1: they moved Arizona. And then after that, I.
Speaker 5: Was how old were you were you were you like,
Speaker 5: were you in high school still or not when when
Speaker 5: they moved your mom moved?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, no, so I was probably nineteen. So they moved,
Speaker 1: they bought a house in Arizona, and then that then
Speaker 1: fucking webs, fucking MySpace and whatever.
Speaker 5: Just dude, at that age, at that age, so you
Speaker 5: have a hat like that's I'm acting.
Speaker 1: The fucking fool. That was nice. That was nice. I
Speaker 1: had my dumb stepsisters that were just doing their own thing.
Speaker 1: Didn't matter, they didn't care about except for one time
Speaker 1: the stupid crazy chick got too high and then her
Speaker 1: sister was there and she was call the ambulance. You're like, no,
Speaker 1: you're just high, like you're nothing wrong with you. She
Speaker 1: was just freaking out and then she was like, cool,
Speaker 1: the ambulance and her sister, of course fucking called the ambulance.
Speaker 1: Wasted money, her parents, you know, clearly wasted thousands of
Speaker 1: dollars to take her to do nothing because it's just
Speaker 1: you just need to chill out. And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, then you know, when my stepsister had called
Speaker 1: my mom like what the fuck happened and stuff, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, obviously I wasn't supposed to be
Speaker 1: bringing people over and drinking because I wasn't twenty one yet.
Speaker 1: You were drinking, but like she just got too high.
Speaker 1: My dumb ass friend that just smoked her out And
Speaker 1: that was the only thing that sucked. But oh wait,
Speaker 1: there was a couple of things. Some chick, some chick
Speaker 1: got too drunk and she pissed all over my drum carpet,
Speaker 1: like in the garage, like there was a I had,
Speaker 1: like a carpet, so mad she came, she came over
Speaker 1: under you know, I ran in her at Taco Bell.
Speaker 1: I ran her at Taco Bell down the street from
Speaker 1: the house. And then we were just like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: just chit chatting. We went to school together. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: fucking you know, I lived down the street, like we can.
Speaker 1: She just started inviting herself like, so she came over,
Speaker 1: brought his other comfort, got drunk while me and my
Speaker 1: boys were practicing, then pissed on my fucking rug. And
Speaker 1: then another time, it was probably four in the morning,
Speaker 1: she this, Oh this is when I got this is
Speaker 1: what I got raped. This is four in the morning,
Speaker 1: banging on my fucking door. I'm half asleep, needed I
Speaker 1: need to be up for work, like at seven or
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck. And I'm like, what the fuck are
Speaker 1: you doing here? And then that you know, then she
Speaker 1: was just smashed and not trying to take no for
Speaker 1: an answer. She she did her thing. I pretty much
Speaker 1: passed out of the middle of it. I was so fucking tired.
Speaker 1: So then, you know, me being a man, I don't
Speaker 1: take it as seriously as I should. To work, you know,
Speaker 1: you talk about it and you're like, oh, I, Derek,
Speaker 1: I got assaulted. Derek.
Speaker 5: I'm laughing right now because I don't know what else
Speaker 5: to do.
Speaker 1: I am since I don't feel traumatized. I don't feel
Speaker 1: bad of people laughing at it, even though I know
Speaker 1: it's bad. It's like a thing if I were sixteen
Speaker 1: years old and I smashed a teacher, I would know,
Speaker 1: being the age I am now, like I's fucked up,
Speaker 1: But I know that I wouldn't feel bad about it either,
Speaker 1: because I just did Personally, I'm not talking for everybody
Speaker 1: done it, man. I regret not doing that all the time.
Speaker 1: It's another story. We see what you mean, like even
Speaker 1: you saying the regret would mean that you probably it
Speaker 1: would have translated to trauma like it with some other people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, because you were not like they got
Speaker 1: didn't do that, you know what I mean, It's fine
Speaker 1: as fuck. I it's just one of those things. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's kind.
Speaker 3: Of what you said.
Speaker 4: That was like when we were talking about the kid
Speaker 4: who fell out of the.
Speaker 1: In the same I did do the same they did.
Speaker 1: I don't you know they felt his dad because it's like,
Speaker 1: it's just one of those awkward how do I even describe?
Speaker 1: You're being quirky, but someone's life, Well, what do you know?
Speaker 1: He fell fucking nineteen stories down. I don't want to
Speaker 1: make light of what happened to me either, but it's
Speaker 1: just it's just we it's just I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: just it's unfortunate for god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: All right, here's an interesting one.
Speaker 1: What do we got?
Speaker 3: Calm Tony wrote in Calm Tony. Yeah, it's just killed Tony.
Speaker 3: But like it's just stand up comedians trying to make
Speaker 3: a guy feel better.
Speaker 1: You think someone's gonna like kill kill Tony.
Speaker 4: If Tony gets killed?
Speaker 3: I mean that would be ultimately that would be the
Speaker 3: ultimate punchline.
Speaker 1: I think that would be the problem is that I
Speaker 1: don't endurese that, but that would be that would be
Speaker 1: objectively cosmically funny.
Speaker 5: Not even he's not even like he has been really
Speaker 5: quiet lately. I haven't seen him.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he probably hates what he probably well that
Speaker 1: that probably but also like I saw him going Bill
Speaker 1: Maher or whatever, and it was even even Bill Maher
Speaker 1: was like, what you don't suck?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And so like I think.
Speaker 1: When Bill Mars dunking on you, Yeah, if.
Speaker 3: Bill Maher's dunking on you and he has that point,
Speaker 3: that's bad. That's not Bill such a pussy. He sucks.
Speaker 1: I just want to slap I just want to take
Speaker 1: your shoes from him, disrespect him, slap him with his shoes,
Speaker 1: slap him with his shoes.
Speaker 4: He does a war That ship me, Bill ma I'm
Speaker 4: so stupid.
Speaker 1: What bothers me so much?
Speaker 5: As he The thing about him so much is he
Speaker 5: talks with such confidently wrong about things. Sometimes that's what
Speaker 5: really triggers me. It's like, dude, you're so wrong. So
Speaker 5: that's it, that's all of us, that's all people but
Speaker 5: the problem it's.
Speaker 3: You, in particular, when you were talking about what is
Speaker 3: it that fucking rapper ten Kashi, I thought I thought
Speaker 3: talk I thought ten Kashi sounded so much stupider than
Speaker 3: I thought the Khi sounded almost stupid in ten Coshi.
Speaker 1: Really, I think I thought it sounded stupid, But I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: I just I just thought it was weird that I
Speaker 3: knew something about rap more accurately than you did. That
Speaker 3: was confusing to me.
Speaker 5: I haven't said a artist, well, not listen. I've listened
Speaker 5: to that artist, not listen to him.
Speaker 1: I like one of his songs. I like gummy or Gummo.
Speaker 1: It's a funny song. I like the I can't remember
Speaker 1: what it's called, but it's the one where it's.
Speaker 8: Like, uh, you know these niggas said, heard me get
Speaker 8: the fucking face before I murdered, Like what shot shot shot,
Speaker 8: shot shot nigga. Everybody gets pop pop pop nigga. It's
Speaker 8: just like it's so high energy. It sounds like like
Speaker 8: it's panicky. It's so like myself. He's having because he
Speaker 8: was in a really serious situation. So I went home
Speaker 8: after almost being killed and sat down and wrote this song.
Speaker 8: So much dress.
Speaker 1: It's so it's so high. But I was like, I
Speaker 1: hate this dude. But I was like, this ship fucking
Speaker 1: is like this one is he shot his career. We
Speaker 1: had a lot of dumb stuff. He partied with a
Speaker 1: thirteen year old. He snitched on the tray way.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's like when they get out, he's gonna die.
Speaker 5: Like he's like when he gets released, he's very lucky.
Speaker 5: He has not died yet.
Speaker 1: Well, I know you I know, but he was also
Speaker 1: they're not all you know what I mean. Hit there's
Speaker 1: the three Street there, there's plenty of He hid he definitely,
Speaker 1: but he's also he went and witness protection, but it
Speaker 1: would go outside all the time, so you would see
Speaker 1: him on the balcony and ship. People take pictures of him,
Speaker 1: so like, oh so we know who you are, fucking
Speaker 1: genius such an he's so stupid. So they beat the
Speaker 1: piss out of him in a in a gym, a
Speaker 1: gym bathroom. Two people they noticed who it was and
Speaker 1: they beat and filled.
Speaker 4: It, logged it.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's crazy, Carl, and I'm gonna I'm gonna beat
Speaker 1: the six nine half to death.
Speaker 3: Watch this. Do you remember, say, Carl, you remember those
Speaker 3: those name, but like I don't. He's like a family
Speaker 3: blogger and it was like one of those people that
Speaker 3: would exploit their kids for content.
Speaker 1: Okay, I remember like the Ace family or something. I
Speaker 1: remember that Daddy five that's a different one, but Daddy five.
Speaker 4: Was that was the biggest, most high profile and that
Speaker 4: that was fun.
Speaker 1: Literally watched the Ace family for not watch she watches
Speaker 1: drama about the Ace family, and she watches drama.
Speaker 5: You know, they just they just suck. That family is
Speaker 5: really unfortunately anything about the wife was getting cheated. Watch
Speaker 5: she was pregnant, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: That is the look. Look, that's funny. People. People make
Speaker 1: mistakes and you have dumb temptations that make you do
Speaker 1: stupid things, right, but to cheat on the woman that
Speaker 1: is carrying your child, that is really funny. That is
Speaker 1: actually that is actually way more common. Oh, it's very
Speaker 1: it's crazy. Kevin Hart did that, did that ship twice twice.
Speaker 1: He's a backup piece of sh He just had to
Speaker 1: make sure he is. He's actually straight up just a
Speaker 1: shitty partner entirely, like he's a puge music. I don't
Speaker 1: know anything about that.
Speaker 5: That's great, it's really fucking sad like I like. I
Speaker 5: liked him a lot until I found out he did
Speaker 5: that more than.
Speaker 1: Once you get a lot of money, probably had a
Speaker 1: sex addiction before. It's a bad combination. He got here bad.
Speaker 1: He had his kids, cheated on his wife with his
Speaker 1: current wife, which is insane. You're got to marry the
Speaker 1: guy you cheat on somebody with. It just wild to
Speaker 1: me because they're like, you know that they're capable of
Speaker 1: doing that already. And then that woman got pregnant while
Speaker 1: she was pregnant with the kid, having complicated with the pregnancy,
Speaker 1: he cheated on her crazy boweful misogyny is wild, bro,
Speaker 1: you got you got problems, man, and get keep it
Speaker 1: in his pants.
Speaker 3: He's funny though, That's all the matters.
Speaker 1: He was really good in a that video game movie.
Speaker 1: He wasn't jew mind of course, if they have the
Speaker 1: Jungles now too, what's next? Damn? I know they did
Speaker 1: take over the Jumble and take take over next? What
Speaker 1: was alan? I was gonna say, Borderlands. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for us to do their thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like looking into it and I don't Yeah, whatever,
Speaker 3: I don't think it's well, Well, we gotta find a
Speaker 3: better movie, because, like I was looking at it, I was like,
Speaker 3: it's it's not even bad enough to make fun of. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I think I started it a little bit just
Speaker 3: to see like what the material would be.
Speaker 1: Like. You never watched that movie that we watched, The Bathroom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never had more fun making.
Speaker 4: I still don't know what the fun that movie.
Speaker 1: Dude, we made Ben so mad, he was not, Ben
Speaker 1: was so upset. Let's just watch this one. Hurry up.
Speaker 1: We're watching it making fun of it the whole trying
Speaker 1: to watch every movie.
Speaker 3: You can't watch. You can't watch a movie.
Speaker 1: With your friends, really, especially a shitty one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't watch a movie with your friends for
Speaker 3: the first time, I think unless you're in a theater
Speaker 3: where there's like some sort of like social shame element
Speaker 3: to make sure you're not being a fucking rowdy piece
Speaker 3: of shit.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, But there are certain things that I will
Speaker 1: not watch.
Speaker 3: I remember like they were doing the Last of Us
Speaker 3: watch parties at at our friend's house, and every time
Speaker 3: I went, I watched the episode ahead of time because
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not gonna watch it for the
Speaker 3: first time with this group.
Speaker 1: Of course, it's.
Speaker 3: Ridiculous, and it was always the right. It was always
Speaker 3: the right to say. It was never not the obviously
Speaker 3: correct thing to do because.
Speaker 1: Someone's gonna get hype and say something like this. It
Speaker 1: is the nature of people. And some people can't help
Speaker 1: themselves either. Like Jojo Is, she doesn't know how to
Speaker 1: not do commentary, you know, like say, if somebody is
Speaker 1: near her vicinity, like is when she's by herself watching stuff,
Speaker 1: she didn't say a fucking word as soon as there's
Speaker 1: somebody in the vicinity and she like, uh, she she
Speaker 1: she made pancakes on Saturday, and just like real quick,
Speaker 1: she's throw on the oh, here's an episode of SpongeBob,
Speaker 1: like fuck it, why not the pizza delivery one? And
Speaker 1: then like commentary on it. I was just like it
Speaker 1: was like I'm watching a commentary track.
Speaker 3: I'll listening to it.
Speaker 1: I'm just like even for this old book, I was
Speaker 1: thinking put on something in the background, but she just
Speaker 1: like gets really excited and like has like a commentary thing.
Speaker 1: Where's I think she should do that for, like put
Speaker 1: on fucking line, like yeah.
Speaker 3: You're already doing it.
Speaker 1: If you're already doing it, like yeah, like it's only
Speaker 1: about actually I mean, I actually might consider hint her
Speaker 1: up about it, do some commentary. Actually we did that
Speaker 1: one time. Fuck I forgot about that. What the fuck
Speaker 1: was it for? For we watched something in twenty twenty
Speaker 1: two and then did a God damn I got her.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have that foot anymore.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 5: For Literally, she plays games like how you're supposed to
Speaker 5: really experience them, or when something clap and she like
Speaker 5: yells like yeah, like she like really has fun playing games.
Speaker 5: But whenever you go to our friends house, we playing
Speaker 5: Mario Kart, She's so obnoxiously loud while playing Mario Kart,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, girl, not the funk up. We're playing magic.
Speaker 9: She She's summoning to me that sometimes I'll be playing
Speaker 9: a game, or like there will be a cutscene playing,
Speaker 9: or like.
Speaker 3: I'll be watching a movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I've been I've been with people where where
Speaker 3: it's just like they can't help it, like talk over
Speaker 3: a moment that I know.
Speaker 1: Is important at the worst moment, yeah, and I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I just have to it. I always the one
Speaker 1: was like you do the Sometimes I'll sometimes I can't.
Speaker 1: I have to tell them hold on, I straight up,
Speaker 1: just say hold on for something. I can't. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna miss this, so I'll just I'll literally
Speaker 1: just tell hold on.
Speaker 3: Both of my mind too. When when I'm showing somebody
Speaker 3: something for the first time and then they talk over
Speaker 3: like the point like it's like like, oh, this is
Speaker 3: the part of this that's like and then I want
Speaker 3: you to see and then and then that that part begins,
Speaker 3: and then they just turn Wow, I didn't know you. Hey,
Speaker 3: I didn't know he was that young when he did this.
Speaker 1: So you're just you're just not interested watching this.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Okay, I'll just go do something else.
Speaker 5: The thing is that people that don't play video games
Speaker 5: don't have to understanding. It's like because like, for instance,
Speaker 5: I'm playing I'm playing a game, right, I'm playing Rivals
Speaker 5: like that, I'm playing comp But I'm like, I'm locked in,
Speaker 5: and you can you for me. I can tell by
Speaker 5: how many inputs someone's put again, how hard they're playing something.
Speaker 5: And then she comes and she's like, hey, Bud, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, friend, can you let me? Can you give
Speaker 5: me a second? She's like, really a moment, a moment,
Speaker 5: and she shows me the stupidest TikTok I've ever seen,
Speaker 5: and it's funny because of how dumb it is. And
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get mad, and I'm like, she doesn't get it.
Speaker 5: She just doesn't know where she is right now. And
Speaker 5: it's fine, so I let the whole team. There's been
Speaker 5: times that she's like, hey, I'm gonna go do something.
Speaker 5: Hey buddy, can you help me lift something?
Speaker 1: It's really hard. She starts halfway doing it and puts
Speaker 1: up in a bad spot and I'm like, honey, I'm
Speaker 1: in a fine what do you need help with? And
Speaker 1: I have to abandon whatever I'm doing in the middle
Speaker 1: of it because she'll die. I'm like, well, that's that's
Speaker 1: like a I'm sorry, that's like a cat, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: doing some dumb ship. And it's like, you know, then
Speaker 1: it gets all frightened. It's like did you have to?
Speaker 1: Did you you know you need help? I love her,
Speaker 1: her big her thing.
Speaker 5: She is genetically inconvenient. I think I think it is
Speaker 5: genetic where at the worst moment.
Speaker 3: To inconvenient you genetically inconvenient.
Speaker 5: That is like like if girlfriend, if you can, and
Speaker 5: if she can inconvenience somebody, she will not on purpose.
Speaker 5: Something will go wrong and like I'm sorry, I need this,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, honey, I was free for an hour.
Speaker 1: Why now it's like I didn't know you're busy.
Speaker 5: I didn't know, and I'm like I know you don't,
Speaker 5: but like stop, just like quit all of it.
Speaker 4: Damn, there's got nothing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I don't have that good stuff in
Speaker 1: there that used to be bro.
Speaker 3: I never understood like what that And I still kind
Speaker 3: of don't, to be honest with you, like like the
Speaker 3: people who like sniff markers, what the fuck did that do?
Speaker 3: Because anytime I ever wouldever accidentally even get a with
Speaker 3: of it and just be like, oh, it doesn't smell
Speaker 3: very good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you just had to like really stick
Speaker 1: it there, stick with it, and you'll get a little loopy.
Speaker 1: Yeah you glue. Back in the day, glue huffers, there
Speaker 1: was a Yeah, there was a lot of stuff that
Speaker 1: would just and get a little semi. I would do.
Speaker 1: What I would do is that I'm the same as
Speaker 1: like having cigars, like kind of like that. You know.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, the cigars at Jordan's wedding, Oh my god,
Speaker 5: they were so fucking strong, dude made my head spin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember if I had any of them. I had.
Speaker 1: I had one of those little baby ones and had
Speaker 1: like flavor in it. It was delicious, had the flavor one cigarella.
Speaker 1: It wasn't quite a Cigarello, but.
Speaker 4: Not like it was adjacent.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he had cigars for everybody, but he had the
Speaker 5: ones with the grooms men were like the fucking really
Speaker 5: strong ones.
Speaker 1: And I was like this and they're like, yet a
Speaker 1: twohundred cigar? And I was like, why did you give
Speaker 1: me a one hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: I was like, why don't give me a cigar?
Speaker 1: I don't do smoke dollar cigars perfectly fine.
Speaker 5: I don't smoke. What do you mean why would you
Speaker 5: give this to me? I don't even smoke weed?
Speaker 1: And I'm honest, I feel like those cigars like there's
Speaker 1: just one giant bin of tobacco and then they just
Speaker 1: here's the two hundred dollar ones, here's the forty dollars ones,
Speaker 1: here's the like the same ship I just saw, like
Speaker 1: I don't trust for that ship.
Speaker 5: Hated that ship. She hated how I think. SMS was like,
Speaker 5: I really don't want this around. I was like, honey,
Speaker 5: of course, I don't want.
Speaker 1: Cigar smokers like connoissewers. Man, I can't. I've been dealing
Speaker 1: with their fucking breath. It's gotta be.
Speaker 5: And then we left and then we left and we
Speaker 5: forgot something in the car. We had to come back
Speaker 5: and we all hung out in and out before the
Speaker 5: night was over, and I was just like we went home.
Speaker 5: We were like and then like I think it was
Speaker 5: one of our friends who was like, hey, I left
Speaker 5: in the car and I was like, no, we're like
Speaker 5: twenty minutes away from home, and then.
Speaker 1: We had to do fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do remember that.
Speaker 5: We were like, hey, guys, let's just eat in and
Speaker 5: out and hang up or saying. Everybody was like beat
Speaker 5: except for Joe had energy. Everybody was like, I'm really
Speaker 5: tired this wedding exhausted me hoping vibes man horse meat or.
Speaker 3: Something bit joking joking, but for girth. Oh no, I
Speaker 3: didn't read the calm. Tony's thing. Oh this is bitch,
Speaker 3: slupting Horror says just wanted you, you autistic and afraid boys,
Speaker 3: to know that. In one of the most autistic Sonic
Speaker 3: fandom moments of all time, a fart fetish account on
Speaker 3: Twitter leaked images from the first Sonic movie before Sonic's redesign.
Speaker 3: That is on a part fetish website. Oh my count God,
Speaker 3: thank you, thank you for letting me know. Joking but
Speaker 3: for girth, wrote in says, what's up Black, Puerto Rican
Speaker 3: and something in between? Just got a king sized bed
Speaker 3: and I love it more than pussy or man pussy. Ohne,
Speaker 3: what's a luxury you can't live without anymore? Hard Mode,
Speaker 3: don't mention air conditioning? Goddamn it is the obvious answer.
Speaker 3: Goddamn it is the obvious.
Speaker 5: Air Conditioning and food are the two things that like,
Speaker 5: fuck up, food is not.
Speaker 1: A luxury, well not like like good food.
Speaker 3: What's it like?
Speaker 1: I'm obviously chimps. I'm not talking about just literally just
Speaker 1: said food, bitch, food at our fault.
Speaker 5: For me, it's always those are the two most important things.
Speaker 5: But if you take out the two obvious things that people,
Speaker 5: most people are gonna choose for me, it's.
Speaker 3: Just uh trying to think air conditioning really is the
Speaker 3: obvious answer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, I.
Speaker 3: Know some people would say, like a bidet, but they
Speaker 3: are game changers, man, which I don't in the house.
Speaker 1: They are game changers. Yeah, I'm gonna get one of
Speaker 1: my new apartments at least. Well I'll wait, I'll see
Speaker 1: how I feel in the place, because you know, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe it sucks, but yeah, you know, if it's all good,
Speaker 1: then yeah I'm install it.
Speaker 5: I think I would have to go with us speakers, oh.
Speaker 3: Like, because yeah that is something. When I got my
Speaker 3: surround sound system, I never had one before, Like I
Speaker 3: don't even think our family ever had it, Like we
Speaker 3: just had the TV audio forever. And I was like,
Speaker 3: you know what, I kinda I don't know. I want something.
Speaker 3: I have a living I have my own living room.
Speaker 3: I want to take advantage of this. I'm also in
Speaker 3: a weird location where like my apartment is next to
Speaker 3: my apartment is like next to a staircase, and so
Speaker 3: like the walls when the living room aren't bordering anybody,
Speaker 3: the people upstairs don't care, and the people over there
Speaker 3: aren't going to like they don't care either. So it's
Speaker 3: just like I'm I have good opportunity here, nice to
Speaker 3: get some loud shit and it's not going to bother anybody. Uh.
Speaker 3: And when I went back, when I went back to
Speaker 3: uh a friend's house and they didn't have it, I
Speaker 3: was like, I can't I believe people experience media like this.
Speaker 3: It's crazy because it does feel like you notice it.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, it's so tinny, and it's just like
Speaker 3: so it's so strange that I honestly. Also another one
Speaker 3: that came to mind YouTube premium. YouTube premium is the.
Speaker 5: Only have it for three days when I was losing
Speaker 5: my mind debit card so might count. Obviously they didn't
Speaker 5: go through, and then I was like, oh, I don't
Speaker 5: know how I lived without this, because yeah, there are
Speaker 5: so many ads on YouTube.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: You don't realize how often you use YouTube, I think,
Speaker 3: until you do that, because it's just like, fuck, I'm
Speaker 3: seeing so.
Speaker 4: Many ads I gave them that I never see.
Speaker 1: Happily, I was like, here take it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's expensive, but it's also like it I use
Speaker 3: YouTube so much that any even just the time that
Speaker 3: it takes, especially for me as like an editor, because
Speaker 3: sometimes sometimes I'm just looking for like a video to
Speaker 3: put in an anything, or like footage to grab, or
Speaker 3: like a sound effect, and sometimes like dude, sometimes a
Speaker 3: two second sound effect on YouTube just that I want
Speaker 3: to download. We'll have like a fifteen second ad before
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh my God, this is actively robbing
Speaker 3: so much time for me. But yeah, I would say, yeah,
Speaker 3: ad blockers or like or like YouTube premium is probably
Speaker 3: one of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one. Uh. I got specifically because
Speaker 1: of mobile because I don't have a good blocker on
Speaker 1: the phone. Well yeah, that's what it is, like, so
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, well that's no choice. That's so
Speaker 1: I've had since it was a YouTube bread you know,
Speaker 1: it's I've been using it. So Uh, that's a good
Speaker 1: fucking answer. That's a great one. Other than that, my
Speaker 1: other answer would just be headphones. They're like, you're talking
Speaker 1: about a sound system of speakers, but I pretty much
Speaker 1: just it's instead of having like I because I used
Speaker 1: to have like sub Wolfer and all this stuff, or
Speaker 1: a sound bar and stuff like that. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: pretty much do most of my stuff on my PC anyway,
Speaker 1: where if I'm consuming media, the TV is only when
Speaker 1: Jojo and I are eating watching the dumb ass fucking show.
Speaker 1: So then I just have really good headphones or I
Speaker 1: have these I have these Innier monitors that are fifty
Speaker 1: bucks on Amazon, and they're the best sound, better than
Speaker 1: fucking the two hundred dollar you know, the fucking ones
Speaker 1: that I bought the what do you call the earbuds?
Speaker 1: And I just bought these this fifty dollars ones that's
Speaker 1: some idiot recommended to me because I watch a lot
Speaker 1: of audio foul content. Yeah, these guys and they have
Speaker 1: all the the wrap, they have all the maps and
Speaker 1: stuff where there's like this, uh this, oh, this is
Speaker 1: what the human ear is basically likes this sound. I
Speaker 1: think it's called it the harmon fucking something like frequency
Speaker 1: or something like this is like the the Goldilocks zone
Speaker 1: and ship and they're like yeah whatever, Yeah, but like
Speaker 1: these ones. I do all my editing. I have about
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars Sandheiser headphones and I don't even use
Speaker 1: them anymore because these fifty dollars fucking inir monitors are
Speaker 1: the fucking best thing I ever had. And I wish
Speaker 1: I had they had like a bluetooth version, but it'll be,
Speaker 1: it'll be. The One thing about fucking iPhone is they
Speaker 1: don't have the new Bluetooth toothumb frequency l DAK teeth Bluetooth.
Speaker 1: The bluetooth the l DAK is the is only available
Speaker 1: on androids, and so it's just a better frequency for bluetooth.
Speaker 1: That's closer to it being like your true like lossless
Speaker 1: listening experience. Like say, the best experience you want to
Speaker 1: have is you want to have el dak and you
Speaker 1: want to listen on Apple Music because Apple Music has
Speaker 1: lost less, so you can just listen to it exactly
Speaker 1: how it's supposed to sound, and then l DAK with
Speaker 1: Bluetooth is the best experience. Otherwise you just want to
Speaker 1: connect it if you want to have the best listening experience.
Speaker 1: But most people won't notice a difference. And I tested
Speaker 1: that out one time when I remixed one of my
Speaker 1: old songs. There was the Billie Eilish one that I
Speaker 1: did with Kayley, and I remixed it and I showed
Speaker 1: Jojo I was like, listen to this night and day,
Speaker 1: and I don't tell a difference. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, fucking whatever, dude. I was just like,
Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm wasting my time because I
Speaker 1: think most people don't hear the little nuances good to
Speaker 1: be fair, they are kind of you know, middle school.
Speaker 1: And then almost every thing now has a EQ, which
Speaker 1: is that's kind of you can fix things and post
Speaker 1: buy shitty headphones and earbuds if it comes with an
Speaker 1: EQ or like Spotify, you can EQ on it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's kind of like pointless what I might even
Speaker 1: talk about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, headphones are one for me, like I I I
Speaker 3: guess the thing for me is like I usually if
Speaker 3: I'm playing games or watching YouTube video at my desk,
Speaker 3: I'm usually like working in some way. This is like
Speaker 3: a workroom, Like it's just associated with work. So I
Speaker 3: do most these.
Speaker 1: Maybe once what is that I use the AirPods? O AirPods?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah maybe once? Those are earbuds right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't see. I don't like earbuds really liked, Like
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 5: Like having something like if you exercise their useful.
Speaker 1: I don't like those. There's a specific like they have
Speaker 1: that thing where it just I need. So I'm different
Speaker 1: like some people like them. They they kind of don't
Speaker 1: go all the way in your ear, like they sit
Speaker 1: out a little bit. A lot of the designs are
Speaker 1: catering more towards that, but they just stretch this part
Speaker 1: of my ear out. I guess this part of my
Speaker 1: ear is like really small, so it fucking hurts ball.
Speaker 1: So I like the ones that actually lodge in your ear.
Speaker 1: I prefer those oh these ones lodging you have old
Speaker 1: cup that you lodge into here do they is when
Speaker 1: I see the design of that orb thing, it looks
Speaker 1: like it's gonna like be too bulky right there on
Speaker 1: the outside. But I've never tried them before. But they
Speaker 1: also have the ones that you can go behind you ears.
Speaker 1: That's one's for like the bike riders. Yeah, for this
Speaker 1: sports stuff. Yeah, yeah, I use them specific it's more
Speaker 1: for like when I'm doing sports stuff because I notice,
Speaker 1: especially when I was boxing over the ear don't stay
Speaker 1: on your head while you're boxing, So that was the
Speaker 1: problem for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't. Yeah, it's good for acting and for
Speaker 3: summertime when it's like just too hot to wear headphones.
Speaker 4: But generally, like.
Speaker 3: But I like headphones if headphones absolutely, Like there's something
Speaker 3: about when I when I have ears. There's something about
Speaker 3: when I have earbuds in where it's like I don't
Speaker 3: even know it's like the world around specifically like my
Speaker 3: I can hear my body more like when I take footsteps,
Speaker 3: like the sound of the footsteps like traveling. Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: and so like that that bugs the ship into It's
Speaker 3: the same thing.
Speaker 1: If you just take your fingers and plug them in
Speaker 1: your ears.
Speaker 5: Literally you're breathing more, you're moving more. Yet it's just
Speaker 5: how it happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where it's like headphones are just more like I'm
Speaker 3: more lost than whatever I'm listening.
Speaker 1: But these are actually I'm not gonna say what they
Speaker 1: are because we're not getting paid by them. But I
Speaker 1: demanded them to give them to me even though I
Speaker 1: wasn't advertising them. And it has some of the best
Speaker 1: fucking A and C. No really, yeah, that's the only
Speaker 1: it's that's the only thing I was like, because they're
Speaker 1: not the best sound. Yeah, you know, but that the
Speaker 1: the the actual noise counseling. Active noise counseling is fucking
Speaker 1: stupid good. I was really surprised. I would like to
Speaker 1: part with the one time so they can give me
Speaker 1: another one because they have an updated version.
Speaker 3: I've had the same headphones for a while. I don't
Speaker 3: know if I'm I kind of want new ones, but
Speaker 3: like I also don't need them. Yeah, yeah, some kind of.
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. I just keep buying them because I
Speaker 1: bought a lot of them.
Speaker 3: There was a point where I would keep losing them, dude,
Speaker 3: Like I would buy like really nice headphones, and because
Speaker 3: like I'm I wasn't used to having nice things. I
Speaker 3: didn't care about them and I didn't build that. I
Speaker 3: didn't build that care enough, so I would like leave
Speaker 3: them in like a fucking uber or something like damn.
Speaker 4: I went through like I think.
Speaker 3: Like three or four pairs of like really nice, like
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars plus headphones.
Speaker 5: I got I have. I have the pair half now,
Speaker 5: and also the pair that Lily broke.
Speaker 1: Oh cool. She broke them for me because she grabbed them.
Speaker 5: She bought she bottom for me, then broke them. Then
Speaker 5: she bought these new ones, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: she break them. I don't I remember. I think it
Speaker 5: was like you were cleaning or something like that. And
Speaker 5: then she just like picked them up the wrong way
Speaker 5: because they're not they're not strong headphones at all. The
Speaker 5: ones I have that they're not strong at all. She
Speaker 5: picked them up the wrong way and like dropped them
Speaker 5: down and just like the earbud partners folded the wrong direction.
Speaker 5: And I was like, well, that's awesome, but I need
Speaker 5: new headphones for my desk. I knew, like for my computer,
Speaker 5: I need new headphones pretty bad.
Speaker 1: It was for like four years there's a lot of
Speaker 1: but they're not bad, that's the problem. They're just fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard for me to replace something that that
Speaker 3: who's only the only reason I'm replacing is because I
Speaker 3: want a newer thing. Like if it works fine, like
Speaker 3: it's it's one of those these like if my phone
Speaker 3: starts like not holding a charge, I got to replace it.
Speaker 3: Or like if it even if it starts charging at
Speaker 3: a lower rate, that's like I noticed to be inconvenient.
Speaker 4: That's good enough for me.
Speaker 3: I'll get a new phone. But like if it's functioning
Speaker 3: more or less perfectly fine, Like it's hard.
Speaker 5: For as I've gotten old, I've gotten more like that
Speaker 5: when I was younger, I just kind of no, I'm
Speaker 5: going to buy a new thing now because it's like,
Speaker 5: oh I've had it this time. It's by the time
Speaker 5: up is like rotated out. But now if it does,
Speaker 5: if it isn't literally like damaged, I just don't need
Speaker 5: to get another one. So I don't get it.
Speaker 3: I have that issue with the headphones over there, like
Speaker 3: the the what is it the audio chechnics, the audio technicals.
Speaker 4: Where like the the.
Speaker 3: Leather thing started flaking and I thought like, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna get new headphones, and I thought, no, just
Speaker 3: replace place to but yeah, I just bought new rubber
Speaker 3: and like, just replace them.
Speaker 1: As happened with me. You have the fifties, right, I
Speaker 1: think I thought years ago. I'm pretty sure it was
Speaker 1: the fifties I had. I had the forties, and the
Speaker 1: same thing happened that this. The fucking the ones they
Speaker 1: come with are awful, but the problem is since they
Speaker 1: are plastic. I took them off my head one time
Speaker 1: and snapped it. I was so fucking mad because the
Speaker 1: headphones were perfect. I loved editing with them. But then
Speaker 1: that's what kind of made me find better ones, and
Speaker 1: I have I have some open ear ones that uh
Speaker 1: specifically for am mixing music, so there's less of like
Speaker 1: just music, you know, like the frequencies are just smacking
Speaker 1: me around, so it kind of passes.
Speaker 3: Through so I can hear it. It's not like bouncing
Speaker 3: back and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it just you can hear everything better. So
Speaker 1: I was doing just so much research.
Speaker 3: On like what that's interesting. I hadn't considered that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I had neither. The science of that makes sense though,
Speaker 3: I hadn't.
Speaker 1: Either until I started really doing what are the best
Speaker 1: things for mixing and mastering, and they're like, well, for like,
Speaker 1: get some open ear ones, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: trying to fucking because everything is all closed. Everything I
Speaker 1: get is closed because first of all, I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear anyone else's bullshit. Right, I'm fucking like Jojo
Speaker 1: watching some like TV or something like that, and so
Speaker 1: I fucking definitely want closed. But it's gonna be good though,
Speaker 1: because we get the I'm gonna build my studio now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, it's uh okay.
Speaker 4: N eight wrote in he says, dear tofa Rick and.
Speaker 1: Stern Ew, who's the last one?
Speaker 3: What don Stan's sn stan Rick? And tof Okay gotcha?
Speaker 3: Hannas says Rick. He says, I've been a listener since
Speaker 3: episode zero, and I've been around long enough to miss
Speaker 3: Chris's machinems. That's crazy. I regret. I regret that I
Speaker 3: haven't been able to be a patron until now. Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: I was in a pretty gnarly accident at the end
Speaker 3: of twenty eighteen and became profoundly disabled and broke as hell.
Speaker 3: Fuck our healthcare system. That sounds about right. It's amazing.
Speaker 3: It's an amazing fucking system we got. It's only now.
Speaker 3: It is only now I have the means to support,
Speaker 3: to show my support and deep graduate for this podcast.
Speaker 3: My life has been tangibly made much better by the
Speaker 3: endless hours of lass and enjoyment you've given us all
Speaker 3: week after week. Seriously, thank you so much. My question
Speaker 3: is if you were able to snap your fingers and
Speaker 3: conjure the perfect video game for you, what would that
Speaker 3: game look like? What mechanics would you want in that game? Personally,
Speaker 3: I desperately want another Nemesis System game. That's true, they
Speaker 3: never really fucking did anything. One of Brothers was cool,
Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, they're so sick. I really think they're
Speaker 3: kind of low key epic. I think a cyberpunk gang
Speaker 3: war setting would be really cool, especially as a cyborg,
Speaker 3: and I means to come back and rebuilt in a
Speaker 3: similar way to how it works. Could quit in the
Speaker 3: mortar games. That would be cool. Thanks again and sorry
Speaker 3: for the length of this question. It was important to me.
Speaker 3: It was important to me to be able to thank
Speaker 3: you through you for helping me smile whilst traversing Hell.
Speaker 3: Thank you, man, I appreciate it and don't feel bad
Speaker 3: about not bigat.
Speaker 1: You support by also just listening. You know, we get
Speaker 1: we get we get a little bit of add kickback
Speaker 1: from speaker and yeah, whatever the funk that? That's that's
Speaker 1: what it's called. I always it sounds so stupid to
Speaker 1: me when I like, it doesn't sound it doesn't sound like,
Speaker 1: what is that? What's the r? What is that? Because
Speaker 1: speaker spreaking? What is that? I don't know? What is that?
Speaker 4: Because we're spreaking to you?
Speaker 1: Huh what are you on about?
Speaker 3: It didn't even make sense even Yeah anyway, Yeah, no worries.
Speaker 1: Appreciate it. Glad you're not disabled anymore. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, at least profoundly.
Speaker 1: You might be slightly you might be not you're not
Speaker 1: Ricky Berg.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm if you. Maybe you may be unremarkably spin
Speaker 3: like Sonic could sprint, Spin could spin.
Speaker 1: No, he would have to go to I think you
Speaker 1: can like Sharu can that's it. I think you can
Speaker 1: like just you know, and they'll get stuck on the walls,
Speaker 1: like the guy with.
Speaker 5: A turtle from God's a little one that spends on
Speaker 5: this thing and then like lifts like that.
Speaker 1: It's what is that? It spins a turtle turtles like
Speaker 1: Squirt when he was water gun and he spins and
Speaker 1: it's just like the turtle shouts moving up.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I feel Ricky Burrow can only move the way that
Speaker 1: like a sugar cane or like a spinning Twaska move
Speaker 1: you know, yeah.
Speaker 3: Like what I just said, like a swas you just yeah,
Speaker 3: you said that so much time saying what he said again?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're crazy.
Speaker 1: I tried to animate it more. You guys won't get
Speaker 1: any animation.
Speaker 3: I understand what.
Speaker 4: I feel like you were referencing something with the turtle.
Speaker 5: Turtle, but like it was like a real turtle, like
Speaker 5: an animated gods turtle, and it like it's oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see, yeah, I know exactly talk
Speaker 1: about it. Let's move.
Speaker 3: Hate that when that happens.
Speaker 1: So the questioning from the question. I've talked about this
Speaker 1: on the show, and I still I do want to
Speaker 1: do this. At some point, I talked about gangsterquests where
Speaker 1: it's a oh shit, what was the two things? It
Speaker 1: was Skyrim and san Andres mixed together, and me and
Speaker 1: my buddy we wrote like a whole plot. We actually,
Speaker 1: I think we did a podcast in like twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: It's like forty minute podcasts just detailing everything, and I
Speaker 1: need to go back and listen to it because I
Speaker 1: think I saw that file. But yeah, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: I talked about this before me May didn't. But it
Speaker 1: was just a soldier that got dishonorably discharged, so he sucked.
Speaker 1: You know. He was just from like you just from
Speaker 1: like South Central, and a wizard in his time, you know,
Speaker 1: was dealing with a mad king, and but this withard
Speaker 1: wizard sucks. So he's like he's a shitty wizard, and
Speaker 1: so he tries to like get a badass warrior from
Speaker 1: the future that could probably be powerful enough to defeat
Speaker 1: this mad king because he's making everything a living nightmare.
Speaker 1: Summons this fucking underachieving soldier and fox up and it
Speaker 1: zaps a bunch of people from South Central gang members
Speaker 1: from different areas and stuff. So then they start taking
Speaker 1: over that time period and building garrisons and they start,
Speaker 1: you know, having all these like different gang wars in
Speaker 1: the medieval times, and that guy's like what the fuck,
Speaker 1: starts like getting blacksmiths to make them guns and fucking
Speaker 1: like bullets and ship and then there was like summons
Speaker 1: the type of attacks like, uh, drive by type ship
Speaker 1: you know where.
Speaker 5: We drive by is so so disrespectfully magical.
Speaker 1: Dude, we we were like the whole thing. We're just
Speaker 1: gonna call placeholder with gangs to Quest. We're like, I
Speaker 1: would probably call it gangs to Question.
Speaker 4: I think Gangster Quest is a great name.
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 4: I've said this before, but I love this idea earnestly.
Speaker 4: I think it's genuinely a great idea.
Speaker 1: I would love for somebody to actually do it, like
Speaker 1: I don't need any credit for like just make it,
Speaker 1: like like if anybody wants.
Speaker 4: To experiencing it is all the credit I need.
Speaker 1: That's I would want that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean that's a great answer. Or I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: If I have a perfect game for me, it'd probably
Speaker 1: be like.
Speaker 3: Make Halo two again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, three is pretty perfect for me.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe a different setting of Balder's Gate three, like
Speaker 5: a different world.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 4: I genuinely just want more like a.
Speaker 1: Destiny game, but like Balder's Gate. That'd be amazing.
Speaker 4: I just want more systems driven.
Speaker 3: I want more games with systems that like build upon
Speaker 3: each other and interact with each other in ways that
Speaker 3: I can't predict. I think that's like the most fun
Speaker 3: I've ever had is like in any video game, is
Speaker 3: that shit is like realizing that, Like I think I
Speaker 3: remember when it clicked for me that like blowing up
Speaker 3: a warthog never happened the exact same way twice, Like
Speaker 3: it was always like it always flying some weird direction,
Speaker 3: or it would do some weird thing or would break
Speaker 3: in a certain way. That like that that tire's gone
Speaker 3: now and the tire goes this way and it interacts
Speaker 3: with something else, Like I want more shit like that,
Speaker 3: But it seems like a lot of things are like
Speaker 3: animation led or very static or very It's probably why
Speaker 3: I didn't really like a lot of uh, turn based
Speaker 3: RPGs really because a lot of that was like just
Speaker 3: kind of predetermined things happening in a certain order, and
Speaker 3: like maybe it wouldn't happen in the same way, but
Speaker 3: like eventually it would like very quickly, and so like
Speaker 3: it just didn't speak to me. I like the chaos
Speaker 3: of like realizing like what the fuck that does this
Speaker 3: and that ends up doing that? That's fucking sick, Like
Speaker 3: I'll everget Like I specifically remember this video that I
Speaker 3: saw that blew my mine where it's like if you
Speaker 3: have a flamethrow in Halo three and you set and
Speaker 3: you just shoot it in the air and you shoot
Speaker 3: a rocket through it, the rocket will catch fire, and
Speaker 3: if the rocket grazes another player, they'll catch fire as well.
Speaker 3: And I remember being like, this is fucking absolute and
Speaker 3: I love that shit, and I just want more of that.
Speaker 3: I don't even care. I don't even care in what
Speaker 3: context or what if it's a fucking RPG, if it's
Speaker 3: a fucking FPIS, if it's a fucking granted thought of type,
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. Red that's a great example
Speaker 3: of that too, Like, I've never seen the same exact
Speaker 3: thing happen in Red Dead more than once outside of
Speaker 3: like the cinematics and the and the the linear story parts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Gus, what makes what you're saying so much
Speaker 1: more exciting is that those are rules and physics that
Speaker 1: aren't explained, right, And I think that's what makes it
Speaker 1: so cool.
Speaker 3: It's not explained, it's not rigid, it's it's as unpredictable
Speaker 3: in some ways as like the real world can be.
Speaker 3: And it's just like, this is fucking cool. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: get that.
Speaker 1: There's like, yeah, the the in like a turn based
Speaker 1: or insertain even if they have like or just in
Speaker 1: a lot of RPGs, right, there will be undiscovered stuff.
Speaker 1: But usually most stuff is explained because well, you know,
Speaker 1: that's that's what's appealing to those types. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to know about what stacks with what what
Speaker 1: makes you like igniting stuff or this, Like you want
Speaker 1: to know all that shit. So I get that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't regret it. I think it's cool.
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, I love I love a good physics center.
Speaker 3: Oh uh, we talked about this in the last episode.
Speaker 3: But I'm curious about if this question builds, we'll start
Speaker 3: reading the name the whole get out of here. But uh, okay,
Speaker 3: here's yeah, all right whatever n words in Green Goblin
Speaker 3: edition Robes rode in. Uh, he says, hello, sluts, I'm
Speaker 3: sure you've heard the whole pirate software shit. So happening
Speaker 3: right now. We're recording Oh whoops, we're recording this, uh
Speaker 3: obviously immediately after the last episode, which we did talk
Speaker 3: about the stop killing games pirate software thing, so you're
Speaker 3: seeing this a little bit later. But anyway, he writes,
Speaker 3: and he says I'm sure you've heard about the whole
Speaker 3: Pirate software shits so happening right now? Uh So it
Speaker 3: taught me thinking, is there a YouTuber or content creator,
Speaker 3: et cetera that you guys used to follow until some
Speaker 3: crazy shit was uncovered that destroyed their reputation. While I
Speaker 3: never cared for Pirate myself, I've had shit luck when
Speaker 3: it comes to YouTubers, Boy in a Band, Channel five
Speaker 3: and old review Tech USA just the name of you.
Speaker 3: What happened with him? I don't really even know what
Speaker 3: happened with him. I feel like was his as bad
Speaker 3: as boyn of band and Channel five? I feel like
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: There is one allegation that might be but I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's there was just it wasn't like so
Speaker 1: this potentially this could have been bad, but people don't
Speaker 1: say Gtech USA. Some people found he had a a
Speaker 1: Google drive that had like pictures of like of of
Speaker 1: his I think it was a step kids. I don't
Speaker 1: think there were his kids, but a step kids and
Speaker 1: like bathing suits and stuff like that. And some people
Speaker 1: are a little bit like, what's this like exclusively not
Speaker 1: like in an album setting. I think there was other
Speaker 1: stuff in there. Two, but it was like it was
Speaker 1: I can't remember, So there was nothing proven, but people
Speaker 1: people thought like, why this is really weird kind of
Speaker 1: a thing. So it didn't really prove anything.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: The worst thing about him was probably the his mom
Speaker 1: asking him to help come calm down your kid and
Speaker 1: being like, no, I'm streaming kind of a thing, and
Speaker 1: like she's like calmly trying to ask, and he just
Speaker 1: won't fucking do it, like your kid's crying.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's kind of annoying.
Speaker 1: It was great that he just you know, started having
Speaker 1: mental breakdowns, uh, not ignoring obvious drama with the Dark
Speaker 1: Side Phil, like manufacturing shit with him. It just became
Speaker 1: a local. It was weird seeing it happened in real time.
Speaker 1: It was fucking crazy, dude.
Speaker 3: I'll never forget. There's a video of him. I can't
Speaker 3: remember if he's talking about Dark Side Phil or Keemstar
Speaker 3: whateverybody's like shouting in a mall food court. Have you
Speaker 3: seen that video of him?
Speaker 1: I did, and it was it was about I think
Speaker 1: it was about fuck. I do remember that. Damn damn,
Speaker 1: I do remember.
Speaker 3: Who was in the food court and he shouts like
Speaker 3: something like it was about the quartering the quarter is about.
Speaker 4: You know, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I think we might have talked about this on the
Speaker 3: on the This podcasts as well, But like, bro that
Speaker 3: that is the food court of the mall I worked in,
Speaker 3: I guess the galleria really, like very clearly like that.
Speaker 3: He's like screaming about the courting and I'm like, that's
Speaker 3: so funny. I used to get fucking lunch there after
Speaker 3: my fucking horrible shift at Sears. Yeah, it's crazy that
Speaker 3: mall is weirdly popular, like that wall weirdly shows.
Speaker 1: Up in a lot of a lot of people live
Speaker 1: in that general area, I know, but like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: could you could have collabsed with them way back of
Speaker 1: the day.
Speaker 3: I know, if only I had known until the shots
Speaker 3: that we don't take are sometimes better missed, right, sometimes better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, there's a lot of YouTubers that have
Speaker 1: had some unfortunate sometimes it's not even like a fall
Speaker 1: for grace. They just suck now, you know. I feel
Speaker 1: like that was a big one for me, that's us
Speaker 1: for a lot of people, for way too many. Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably way too many that were just like you can
Speaker 1: tell who was there, who was like slightly annoyed by
Speaker 1: the people we made fun of. Yeah, and then who
Speaker 1: was there just specifically for clout and money and just
Speaker 1: to be terrible whatever.
Speaker 3: It is very very clear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like, damn, a lot of you seemed
Speaker 1: very normal. What then happened? A lot a lot I
Speaker 1: had them mute a lot of people over the years, bro,
Speaker 1: great crazy people that I never thought i'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh you see, oh, okay, cool, you're crazy all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, Yeah, how did I not see this coming?
Speaker 1: How did you not see that? Yeah? It's I mean,
Speaker 1: how could you when people? Some people are really good
Speaker 1: at hiding their power levels? Right.
Speaker 5: I think every content creator I follow either I grow
Speaker 5: out of them, but then of them and I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't find anyone that's like been like apparently done
Speaker 5: some dumb ship Like Lily used to be a fan
Speaker 5: of just what you call Shane Dawson and then he
Speaker 5: just revealed to be like a magnanimous piece.
Speaker 1: Of ship and it's like, well do you I don't
Speaker 1: remember he was a shitty person. The cat I remember
Speaker 1: cat and then he had a I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: he sued your cat that was maybe like a song
Speaker 1: released about it on Spotify or something the.
Speaker 3: Cat and.
Speaker 1: But I know, I know he did.
Speaker 5: He did defend. He did defend like shitty people like constantly. Yeah,
Speaker 5: guys like defind whats his name?
Speaker 3: Oh, Jeffrey Star?
Speaker 5: That okay, months soon A piece of Star is a
Speaker 5: massive piece, right, okay? Fucking Tier three jackass, and here
Speaker 5: three is crazy trying to think you.
Speaker 1: Know Tier three. Funny thing is I used to think, uh,
Speaker 1: back in the day, like I was like, oh, sorry, god,
Speaker 1: he's onto something.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: He seems like a seems like a pretty smart guy.
Speaker 4: Like yeah, like I remember, and then you realize that
Speaker 4: it's just British accents.
Speaker 1: It probably didn't see the first thing when I saw
Speaker 1: him making a game, it was called like Necromancer or
Speaker 1: something like that. I was like this ship that was
Speaker 1: what is this? And then he never finished it. I
Speaker 1: think he was even like getting money for it or something.
Speaker 1: I was like, this guy sucks, and then it just
Speaker 1: got there's always an unfinished game?
Speaker 7: What is that?
Speaker 1: With that?
Speaker 3: Also, there's always like some unfinished video game that people
Speaker 3: have like donated too that like it is already. It
Speaker 3: was that grums one was also doing that same thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what's funny about Grums. One is that like he's always
Speaker 3: talking about how they're making women ugly in video games,
Speaker 3: and then like I think somebody has got like a
Speaker 3: model of one of the women in his games, and
Speaker 3: it's like, so shit, it's so shit because he can't
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: Of course, always talentless people doing this. It's always talentless
Speaker 1: hacks that are because they can't do anything.
Speaker 3: All they've ever done is commentate on politics, so they
Speaker 3: have no they have no external skills, they have nothing,
Speaker 3: and it's just like, what are you doing even why
Speaker 3: are you even trying to pretend like you're not just
Speaker 3: this right, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: You can see all like the other people who are
Speaker 1: like skillful, like they're doing other things and they're happy
Speaker 1: and they're having fun. You're like, oh you you're here,
Speaker 1: you were here, you you you dunked your foot into
Speaker 1: this like talent pool. You had fun with it, You're
Speaker 1: done with it. Now you're gonna do You're gonna do
Speaker 1: other things, and uh yeah, there's a lot of this
Speaker 1: is cool. The craziest thing was just how many people
Speaker 1: were just racist. That was the thing that like I
Speaker 1: don't know if they got co opted or because there
Speaker 1: was even like, oh, there's this guy that was making
Speaker 1: a bunch of parodies, the guy that made the uh
Speaker 1: I think he made a music. No, he made a
Speaker 1: metal version of that chatele A song. You remember. He
Speaker 1: made a metal version of that. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it was pretty cool. And they turned out that there's
Speaker 1: a guy named Ash that would make a bunch of art.
Speaker 1: He made a bunch of art for me, and he
Speaker 1: would refuse payments. I try to give him money every time,
Speaker 1: and one time he trieked me into paying one of
Speaker 1: his other friends for a project. He's like, fine, here's
Speaker 1: my PayPal email with somebody else's he told me. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you fucking asshole. But this guy is like, oh,
Speaker 1: I stopped working with that one dude because he turns
Speaker 1: out he's a fucking white supremacist. And I'm like, hit why.
Speaker 1: I was like him too, like just what's happening? It
Speaker 1: is so weird?
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, cool stuff. Last question and then we'll get
Speaker 3: the fuck out of here, because I don't know if
Speaker 3: I haven't, I really don't think I have an answer, honestly, Like,
Speaker 3: I never really like followed YouTubers that deeply and to
Speaker 3: the I guess the only one that I can think
Speaker 3: of is like maybe like the Rooster Teeth stuff, because
Speaker 3: I remember when I think Ryan Haywood, I think was
Speaker 3: one of the guys at Rooster Teeth they got like
Speaker 3: outed for doing some crazy shit. But that's a weird
Speaker 3: one because even in the context of me liking Rooster
Speaker 3: Teeth or specifically like that segment of people, I also
Speaker 3: just kind of didn't like him, like before I knew anything.
Speaker 3: Like I remember when he showed up and I was like,
Speaker 3: you just you're you're not really that interesting. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: kind of bogged down everything here. And so when it
Speaker 3: came out that he was like a monster to me,
Speaker 3: that was like very validating because I was like.
Speaker 4: Always felt like I knew. Uh So, I don't know
Speaker 4: if I have a good answer.
Speaker 1: I guess a real answer would just be H three
Speaker 1: for me actually, because that was a commentary that was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, genuine big fan.
Speaker 4: But it's true. We met right also we met him.
Speaker 1: We met him to hang out and stuff, had multiple
Speaker 1: conversations about him and stuff like it, and then he
Speaker 1: just he's crazy. Now he's crazy. He's a crazy person,
Speaker 1: Like he said, you even allegedly think he's on some
Speaker 1: type of uppers and I agree.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's why I said allegedly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I already covered it fair, fair, fair, So I
Speaker 3: just think it's also I do want to say that
Speaker 3: it's like, I think it's a fairly reasonable assumption to
Speaker 3: make it based on that sniffing, like it's kind of wild.
Speaker 1: It's and you, like you said it was not. He
Speaker 1: used to cough a lot, but he said I think
Speaker 1: he had good as well. You talking about his acid
Speaker 1: reflux and shit like that. Gird, Yeah, gird.
Speaker 3: It sounds stupid, It sounds dumb as what it is.
Speaker 3: But last one, last one of them, last one and
Speaker 3: them we'll read the names, uh Derek not Chavin, his
Speaker 3: innocent hatschtag freem road. And he says, suggestion. Now, I'm
Speaker 3: reading this because not because I think it's dumb or
Speaker 3: a bad suggestion, but because something about this bothers me,
Speaker 3: and I wonder if you'll be able to tell me
Speaker 3: what it is. Suggestion for solo episodes, please, if you
Speaker 3: can get a second person, the dynamic is fun. For example,
Speaker 3: Lily being in Kingston's really elevates it for me. No,
Speaker 3: so what bothers me about this if you were to guess,
Speaker 3: I actually don't know. I mean, here's a suggestion for
Speaker 3: this solo episode.
Speaker 1: Solo solo. Yeah, it took me. I got it as
Speaker 1: soon as you started answering they should.
Speaker 3: They should be not solo episode.
Speaker 1: It should be a duo. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like, and look, I don't think it's a bad
Speaker 3: idea necessarily, Like sure, if that's possible, but like they're
Speaker 3: not solo episodes at that point, they're just they're just
Speaker 3: like a different this that episode was episode. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's fine, Like I don't have again, that's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but like it's just a funny thing to be, Like,
Speaker 3: I would love the solo episode so much more if
Speaker 3: they weren't solo episodes.
Speaker 1: There they're more geared towards one of us.
Speaker 4: But we could bring our eye, we could I could
Speaker 4: bring my fucking dog on.
Speaker 1: That would be cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what she sounds like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, torture. I saw torture Jojo on the next extra Emily.
Speaker 1: It was fun. It was actually a fun time. I'll
Speaker 1: call my gaggle of sluts and one guys. Camera angle
Speaker 1: was kind of funny, though, I just didn't have the
Speaker 1: space for the camera. It was just like, you guys
Speaker 1: were like very like much at the bottom. There was
Speaker 1: like a lot of space kind of on top. That's funny,
Speaker 1: Like you guys look like you guys were like, it
Speaker 1: looks pretty sure, it's good.
Speaker 3: It adds to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. I like it.
Speaker 3: But and he also has so he had a suggestion
Speaker 3: and his last question is any films you guys are
Speaker 3: interested in that are coming out soon. The only one
Speaker 3: that I thought I can think of his Superman. Honestly,
Speaker 3: I'm curious what I.
Speaker 1: Was just coming out. Fantastic, Yeah, Superman. I'm gonna that
Speaker 1: movie looks cool him.
Speaker 5: It's the movie with the with Marlon Wayne and the
Speaker 5: guy that was in that one Land episode that like
Speaker 5: really fair skinned black guy.
Speaker 3: Fair skin black man.
Speaker 4: Oh you know what I want to say, I want
Speaker 4: to see weapons.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that looks weird.
Speaker 3: I only saw like the teaser images and it's like
Speaker 3: it's just people running. You've seen the you've seen it, right.
Speaker 3: It was just like the premises, like kids just kind
Speaker 3: of one night, a bunch of kids just run into
Speaker 3: the woods and just never heard from again. But yeah, maybe,
Speaker 3: but the teaser image is awesome because it's just it's
Speaker 3: security footage of like like ring camera footage of like
Speaker 3: just kids just literally just running out into the dark
Speaker 3: at at like three am or something.
Speaker 4: It's like, it's fucking mega.
Speaker 1: Earie, it's weird. Some is coming for them to be
Speaker 1: to run nothing paranormal ship. Couldn't make me do that
Speaker 1: as a little kid.
Speaker 3: That makes it so settle, and it's it does a
Speaker 3: good job of just like making it that's such a
Speaker 3: mundane thing, but like they do a good job of
Speaker 3: making that scary. So like, I don't know, that movie
Speaker 3: might suck, but it seems interesting. I think it's also
Speaker 3: the if I'm not mistaken, if I remember story correctly,
Speaker 3: Key and Peel, the guy who does the horror movies
Speaker 3: who Jordan Peel, He wanted to direct it and want
Speaker 3: he auctioned, like he wanted that script and his manager
Speaker 3: failed to get it for.
Speaker 1: Him, and so he fired his manager for him. How
Speaker 1: did he fail?
Speaker 3: Because I think he can I think I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think you can bid on I really don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, offers to people, Yeah, I understand that I have,
Speaker 1: but like there are some agents are fucking horrendous. It's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that sounds to me like it was probably
Speaker 3: like a last strack kind of thing where it's just
Speaker 3: like I don't like you really anyway, But yeah, that
Speaker 3: looks really fucking interesting. It might even be out there.
Speaker 3: I don't really know.
Speaker 1: You have a problem with that. Where's the kid's cell phones?
Speaker 1: They should have flashlights, and you know, kid never parts
Speaker 1: with his phone. They should twenty eight days, they're just
Speaker 1: all fucking I don't I don't know twenty years.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen twenty eight Oh yeah that's out now.
Speaker 3: I want to see it.
Speaker 1: I didn't even I didn't even finish Weeks, so I
Speaker 1: mean it would all the way.
Speaker 3: Apparently you don't have to finish to do any of them. Apparently,
Speaker 3: aren't they all like kind of self contained kind of They're.
Speaker 1: All like progression is on the same on the same series,
Speaker 1: like it all in the same.
Speaker 3: Wars, not the same characters, right, because I don't remember
Speaker 3: much of Weeks, but I remember I remember days. I
Speaker 3: remember the beginning of that was Sillyan Murphy, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: kill Killian Murphy. Silliyan Murphy's not a fucking clown. He's
Speaker 3: an Italian clown.
Speaker 1: That's a long time ago.
Speaker 5: Wow, Yeah, that one came out, because I remember the
Speaker 5: first one came out and then the second one came
Speaker 5: out way long ago too.
Speaker 3: And I was like, well, they shot that movie right
Speaker 3: before nine to eleven. I'm pretty sure, because like that
Speaker 3: was how they were able to shoot that empty London thing?
Speaker 1: Was that?
Speaker 3: Like was that like nobody you could just do that
Speaker 3: before then, Like you could just rent out a street
Speaker 3: and just like flip a car and nobody gave a ship,
Speaker 3: but not like after nine eleven they were like, you
Speaker 3: can't do that now.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, you can't like Londoners like just left right.
Speaker 1: They were like, oh scary, I don't want to able
Speaker 1: to hit big Ben.
Speaker 4: Flying a flying a flying at seven forty seven and
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Speaker 1: Oh what time is it?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 4: What time is it?
Speaker 3: No Australian abody, big Bean, big Bean. I really love
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Speaker 1: I reckonized where he fucked up?
Speaker 4: Oh dude, you know what you know.
Speaker 3: You don't think you would love I stumbled across this
Speaker 3: like so Michael Cusack obviously yeah, one half of a
Speaker 3: Smiling Friends. Yeah, along with Zach Hadel. He has this
Speaker 3: other I don't know if it's a show or if
Speaker 3: it's like under his network or whatever.
Speaker 4: But it's called like.
Speaker 3: It's it's some three it's only three episodes right now,
Speaker 3: but it's it's an animated like little show about like
Speaker 3: it's called like Crocodile and Cube in the studio, and
Speaker 3: it's just like a crocod I don't want to talking
Speaker 3: cube making music, but it's like the whole thing is
Speaker 3: like it's like legitimately like they're in a studio and
Speaker 3: it's like that the dynamic between like a vocalist or
Speaker 3: like an instrumentalist and the engineer. Yeah, and it's so
Speaker 3: fucking spot on. It's crazy, like it's like it's it's
Speaker 3: hard to explain, but it's really like it's really fucking good.
Speaker 3: I highly recommend it for people listening to you, especially
Speaker 3: if you're audio, if you're an audio person and you've
Speaker 3: made music, or you've been if you're familiar with studio
Speaker 3: work at all, Like it's the type of people that
Speaker 3: you are going to come across in that environment is
Speaker 3: so so weird and so accurate. It's it's fucking mega good.
Speaker 3: I'll see if I can find it and send it
Speaker 3: to you because you'd get a kick out of it.
Speaker 3: That's like an audio guy. But wow, I kind of
Speaker 3: really sing. I can't sing, I'm not you.
Speaker 1: He was getting a star finally on the Hollywood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he fucking deserves it.
Speaker 1: Fucking finally, he deserved it since the thing.
Speaker 3: Quite frankly, he was like shocked.
Speaker 1: He didn't know. I say, oh, look at him and
Speaker 1: then he dies. Don't say that. I don't joke about
Speaker 1: him him.
Speaker 5: I love this man so much. He is my favorite
Speaker 5: actor period. He is my favorite person in Hollywood. I
Speaker 5: I really, man, when I got this to meet, I
Speaker 5: should have said more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't want to. I didn't want to say crying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, kid, stup crying silver throat, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that. I love it.
Speaker 3: That's his name.
Speaker 1: You had to explain it to people.
Speaker 3: But we're gonna read the twenty five dollar up names now.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys for stopping by. We're doing this is
Speaker 3: a shorter episode just because we you know, we're doing
Speaker 3: two in it in a day. Yeah, there's not much
Speaker 3: to talk about. We touched on a lot of the
Speaker 3: main topics. Wanted to get some questions out of the way.
Speaker 1: I'm sure nine to eleven Part two will happen once
Speaker 1: we're done. Yeah, and then we'll be like three weeks
Speaker 1: late to it. Thanks for stopping by again. PATRONA concepts
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Speaker 1: Oh no that Uh, the persons not even gonna be Arab.
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Speaker 1: two Birds one stone, Yeah, have.
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Speaker 3: I'm really staggered.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It really is. You shouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 3: I'm not like you are I know what you mean.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. It's I feel you. I'm right
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Speaker 3: at all?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just grasping at straws to say anything.
Speaker 3: This black guy hates me, so like if slavery is
Speaker 3: re stated, I guess I won't care, Like what do
Speaker 3: you be?
Speaker 1: Oh, you know he doesn't like it's it is, it's
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Speaker 1: I don't like anything. That's why I don't care about
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Speaker 5: The only thing about the Bible that I can respect
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Speaker 3: And the way that I feel about it is genuinely
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Speaker 3: believe Israel is the right to exist, and I think,
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Speaker 4: So like I think, I think they'll be fine.
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Speaker 1: A real steady one.
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Speaker 1: it's Mario Bros. Time.
Speaker 3: It's Mario Brothers time.
Speaker 4: Ray Yeah, man, thanks for thanks for stopping.
Speaker 1: Bye.
Speaker 3: Sorry for the shorter episode again. We'll be back up
Speaker 3: to a normal next week. We just had to catch up.
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