WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:13.320 Welcome to the snart tag. You're about to teach. Your 2 00:00:13.359 --> 00:00:14.640 name's glazed by the. 3 00:00:14.640 --> 00:00:20.160 Great Chris Ray Gods, Derek black Man, and Tom Sway. 4 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:27.440 Sit back and prepare for some shiit. Sit back and 5 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:37.799 prepare for some blazing exhibits. Restless is a fucking great album. 6 00:00:38.320 --> 00:00:38.799 Amazing. 7 00:00:39.759 --> 00:00:43.119 I don't like I think West Coast rap music is 8 00:00:44.159 --> 00:00:47.159 as a you just did just ad an East Coast. 9 00:00:48.159 --> 00:00:50.759 I'll wait for the time to I was gonna say 10 00:00:50.759 --> 00:00:52.640 something that would have demonetized this immediately. 11 00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:56.000 So yeah, I'm not giving Hey, everybody, welcome to Star 12 00:00:56.079 --> 00:00:58.640 Tank Podcast. It is me Chris, it is him, Sweeney, 13 00:00:58.679 --> 00:01:01.600 it's him Derek, look at him. We're recording this immediately 14 00:01:01.640 --> 00:01:06.599 after the last episode. Uh so uh if anything is 15 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:09.040 happening right now, that is that we didn't touch on. 16 00:01:09.480 --> 00:01:10.840 Whoops, just don't read to me. 17 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:12.959 We're gonna be focusing on questions this episode though, because 18 00:01:12.959 --> 00:01:15.480 we got a lot obviously we always do. And I 19 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:17.519 also found something kind of fun. Look at this. 20 00:01:18.599 --> 00:01:20.959 Ain't that it's like Star Wars? 21 00:01:21.079 --> 00:01:24.040 Huh? Get that a little Star Wars transition? 22 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:24.799 Wow? 23 00:01:25.120 --> 00:01:25.799 I love it. 24 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:32.760 See what else we got? How did he do that? Oh? 25 00:01:32.840 --> 00:01:33.640 That's a rough one. 26 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:37.159 Yeah, I don't know, like like like a page. 27 00:01:37.560 --> 00:01:42.560 What's this? Oh? Now, now one? This is this is. 28 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:44.120 How you know, like like if someone you know you 29 00:01:44.439 --> 00:01:46.519 make them go down on you. Yeah, exactly. 30 00:01:46.599 --> 00:01:51.959 The podcast patron of concepts of Stark Tank, Stark Tank 31 00:01:51.959 --> 00:01:54.480 dot Shop, all sorts of merch there if you're listening 32 00:01:54.480 --> 00:01:59.079 to this episode. By now, the colored people, yes, the 33 00:01:59.120 --> 00:02:02.000 colored people in our audience are gonna have a new 34 00:02:02.040 --> 00:02:05.200 shirt for them very soon. It's gonna be the Final 35 00:02:05.239 --> 00:02:06.400 Fantasy but in color. 36 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:06.680 Now. 37 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:09.120 So that should be up on the store by the 38 00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:11.879 time you hear this. Uh, so, be sure to check 39 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:14.800 Patreon dot com, slash a, snarchak and also snart Tank 40 00:02:14.879 --> 00:02:18.439 top shop. Go there, go there, go now. In the meantime, 41 00:02:18.439 --> 00:02:19.919 we got a lot of we got a lot of questions. 42 00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:24.159 Uh yeah, man, I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten it 43 00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:27.879 all today. Why didn't you grab a Because I was, 44 00:02:27.919 --> 00:02:29.680 like I was out. I was at the bank longer 45 00:02:29.719 --> 00:02:32.479 than I anticipated because there was like some computer fucking 46 00:02:32.479 --> 00:02:35.240 bullshit going on, so like I timed it well, but 47 00:02:35.280 --> 00:02:39.800 like I was coming back late and I was just like, yeah, 48 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:41.360 I'll just I'll power through. 49 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:45.800 But let's see, we got a question. Here you guys ready, hey. 50 00:02:45.639 --> 00:02:53.439 You hey, oh, don't touch me? Touch me'll touch me? 51 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:55.080 Then focus lock it. 52 00:02:55.199 --> 00:02:56.360 I'm here, I'm president. 53 00:02:56.479 --> 00:02:57.240 Know you gotta lock in. 54 00:02:57.639 --> 00:02:59.360 Break his glasses now, I'll give you ten times. 55 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:07.800 They don't do that. No, man, it's been a long 56 00:03:07.840 --> 00:03:08.680 time since I've heard that. 57 00:03:09.719 --> 00:03:11.319 I just I found the original one. 58 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:13.919 Oh yeah, I saw it too. Yeah, it wasn't that 59 00:03:14.039 --> 00:03:15.560 video that we saw. 60 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:18.680 Some guy with using his like voice message voice memo 61 00:03:18.919 --> 00:03:19.759 just recording it. 62 00:03:19.879 --> 00:03:25.800 Yeah, it was like, it's just me, Daisy really looks 63 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:27.240 like Meghan Rain wrote in. 64 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:31.360 Meghan Rain, Daisy really? 65 00:03:31.759 --> 00:03:36.240 Oh is that Ray from Yeah from Yeah wo wars. Yeah. 66 00:03:36.319 --> 00:03:40.840 Before wards, he says, hey, Chris Jeric fat blind regard. 67 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:44.919 He was literally was going hard on the paint on 68 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:47.919 saying like you're never gonna fix your blindness. Oh really? 69 00:03:48.240 --> 00:03:52.719 Yeah is a woman. So it doesn't matter fair. 70 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:56.400 I mean we called it immediately, like you you're not 71 00:03:56.479 --> 00:03:57.240 wearing your glasses. 72 00:03:57.520 --> 00:04:00.639 He hates glasses. He thinks everyone that where his glasses 73 00:04:00.639 --> 00:04:03.840 should be uh put to a slaughter. I mean not everybody, 74 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:07.280 but most. Okay, it's crazy. 75 00:04:07.280 --> 00:04:09.039 You're just living an inferior life for no reason. 76 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:14.240 Yeah, Okay, Yeah, don't say anything. 77 00:04:14.280 --> 00:04:16.000 It would be terrible if you said something on a podcast. 78 00:04:16.199 --> 00:04:19.480 Yeah, I recently got glasses after twenty seven years of 79 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:21.720 not having them. My prescription is pretty small, one point 80 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:23.959 five in my left eye and points seventy five in 81 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:27.399 my right, but it's definitely an eye opening difference in 82 00:04:27.480 --> 00:04:30.639 my vision. I guess my question is why does Sweeney 83 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:34.920 continue to be an idiot and not get glasses? But 84 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:38.959 he obviously can't even read thank you by It is crazy. 85 00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:41.720 I went in on him before you read the question. 86 00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:43.879 That is great. I literally picked it just because of 87 00:04:43.920 --> 00:04:45.879 the name, and I had no idea that was gonna 88 00:04:45.879 --> 00:04:48.199 be the question. But like, yeah, I don't know. It's 89 00:04:48.319 --> 00:04:51.120 Sweeney is stubborn. He's uh, you know, yeah, he doesn't 90 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:53.439 really understand. 91 00:04:53.959 --> 00:04:55.199 Quality of life improvements. 92 00:04:55.240 --> 00:04:55.879 Yeah, quality of. 93 00:04:56.399 --> 00:05:00.160 My blindness hasn't harmed me yet. It absolutely has when 94 00:05:00.199 --> 00:05:02.240 it directly harms me in a way that is physical. 95 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:05.480 You only think it hasn't because you don't know what 96 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:06.279 it's like to not. 97 00:05:06.240 --> 00:05:06.920 Live without it. 98 00:05:07.000 --> 00:05:07.720 Yes, exactly. 99 00:05:08.319 --> 00:05:11.439 You're like Ricky Berwick saying, like, I'm perfectly able, Bodie 100 00:05:13.040 --> 00:05:16.680 for a Ricky Berwick for you can do everything that 101 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:21.560 a Ricky Berwick can do. Congratulations, Banana Peel. 102 00:05:22.279 --> 00:05:24.040 I wonder what it would sound like if he stood 103 00:05:24.079 --> 00:05:27.439 straight up, like, wonder what the sound you know. 104 00:05:27.399 --> 00:05:29.680 What it sounds like. It would sound like, Uh, it 105 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:31.160 would sound like a lot of tracks. 106 00:05:31.319 --> 00:05:33.279 It'd be like it'd be like imagine the sound of 107 00:05:33.319 --> 00:05:36.360 a transformer, but breaking bones as like the base of 108 00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:41.480 the he was on fish tanks that I saw a 109 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:44.759 thing circulating around. I simply cannot watch that ship. 110 00:05:45.160 --> 00:05:47.040 I mean, I'm not I'm not I'm not sitting there 111 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:51.199 watching it. But I've seen clips. I saw him get 112 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:54.439 taped to some he got his hands. They were having 113 00:05:54.439 --> 00:05:57.199 some game or something, and he got his hand taped 114 00:05:57.279 --> 00:06:00.959 to uh, somebody else's hand or somebody. 115 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:03.199 Else's risk, and it was like he was tied. 116 00:06:03.319 --> 00:06:05.160 He was tied to a like an eighteen year old 117 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:07.839 girl or something, and he got like really fucking mad 118 00:06:07.839 --> 00:06:09.839 about it. 119 00:06:10.959 --> 00:06:13.279 I just can't believe. It just sucks that there's people 120 00:06:13.319 --> 00:06:14.439 willing to do shit like that. 121 00:06:14.879 --> 00:06:18.600 Yeah, you know, it feels it feels like watching like 122 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:21.079 the worst kind of reality TV with like people that 123 00:06:21.120 --> 00:06:22.600 are mentally deranged on the internet. 124 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:24.639 Hopefully they're getting paychecks, you know, because I feel like 125 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:28.360 it must be getting Yeah, maybe Sam's crazy, but I 126 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:31.160 hope he's paying people will spray. 127 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:33.560 I think he's paying people. 128 00:06:33.560 --> 00:06:34.399 I would be surprised. 129 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:38.160 I honestly wouldn't be, just because the people that are 130 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:40.560 on those shows are like, oh, clout. 131 00:06:40.519 --> 00:06:41.720 Yeah, actually, yeah, what am I saying? 132 00:06:41.959 --> 00:06:44.399 When surprise me at all? Like clout Like it's like 133 00:06:44.439 --> 00:06:48.519 one of the least surprising things. But anyway, yeah, no, yeah, 134 00:06:48.839 --> 00:06:53.560 you you really. I wish I could like knock you 135 00:06:53.639 --> 00:06:58.600 out and like implant contacts on your eyes while you're sleeping. 136 00:06:58.839 --> 00:07:01.360 He's like, whoa, I can see you with better. Yeah, well, 137 00:07:01.720 --> 00:07:03.360 everything was weird. I feel better. I don't have a 138 00:07:03.399 --> 00:07:09.600 headache anymore. My eyes straight exactly, I've always a headacheys 139 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:12.480 aren't straining anymore, so I'm actually have more energy. Weird, 140 00:07:13.720 --> 00:07:15.720 where my eyes work better, So my my eyes aren't 141 00:07:15.759 --> 00:07:20.360 doing overtime and making my fucking brain exhausted. Weird, crazy 142 00:07:21.279 --> 00:07:22.959 raither be blind and be able to see man any 143 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:23.279 day a. 144 00:07:23.279 --> 00:07:30.040 Week, any day of the week. That's the stupidest thing ever, 145 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:34.839 Like by far, duck maxing rode in, duck maxing rode in, 146 00:07:34.879 --> 00:07:38.199 He says, so fellow coarse screw penis average. What's the 147 00:07:38.240 --> 00:07:40.639 best story you've given it to a character in a 148 00:07:40.680 --> 00:07:42.759 game that you were playing. I was playing a new 149 00:07:42.759 --> 00:07:44.600 game called Peak. I was playing this the other day 150 00:07:44.600 --> 00:07:48.560 with the eyebline it's good. Uh. And after one of 151 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:50.279 my many runs, I got a Safari hat and I 152 00:07:50.319 --> 00:07:54.720 decided to take on my adventure as Kingston's dad. Suddenly 153 00:07:54.759 --> 00:07:56.360 there were no animals on the island to drive me 154 00:07:56.399 --> 00:07:59.519 to for me to drive to extinction. Eventually, I made 155 00:07:59.519 --> 00:08:01.399 it to the end, and I took one less log 156 00:08:01.519 --> 00:08:03.199 where I came from before going back to my little 157 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:07.079 before going back to my little body boy. I would 158 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:08.360 do that a lot when I was a kid, like 159 00:08:08.879 --> 00:08:11.519 just make up bullshits. It was kind of like playing 160 00:08:11.519 --> 00:08:15.399 with action figures, I guess, especially in like what do 161 00:08:15.399 --> 00:08:19.360 you call specifically multiplayer games when I didn't have Xbox Live, 162 00:08:19.399 --> 00:08:22.120 because you just had these big empty levels that you 163 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:25.319 would just kind of like invent stories for, like oh, 164 00:08:25.360 --> 00:08:29.240 that's this base from this corporation, and like, you know whatever. 165 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:31.759 But I don't remember, It's been a long time since 166 00:08:31.800 --> 00:08:33.799 I've done that. And even with like role playing games, 167 00:08:33.960 --> 00:08:36.120 I don't really get that invested in them to the 168 00:08:36.159 --> 00:08:41.320 point where I'm like literally role playing. So I don't 169 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:43.600 know if I invent characters really in that way anymore. 170 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:45.559 And if I do, I and if I did, ever, 171 00:08:45.600 --> 00:08:46.960 I don't remember any of them. 172 00:08:47.559 --> 00:08:51.879 Yeah, the same same. I don't really. The closest thing 173 00:08:51.919 --> 00:08:53.639 would be kind of what you're saying with action figures 174 00:08:54.039 --> 00:08:58.399 and setting up a whole multi versus every room was 175 00:08:58.440 --> 00:09:01.320 a different universe stuff like that. Yeah, I'm just doing 176 00:09:01.399 --> 00:09:05.960 dumb shit like that. Fucking uh, taking the toys running 177 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:09.000 the shower and they're fighting in the rain and shit. Yeah, 178 00:09:09.879 --> 00:09:13.279 like dumb bullshit like that. I was able to come yet, 179 00:09:13.279 --> 00:09:15.840 so I wasn't doing anything crazy with them, unfortunately, you know, 180 00:09:15.919 --> 00:09:18.600 like it was too young. Imagine then, like by the 181 00:09:18.639 --> 00:09:20.840 time you were ready to kind of the toys were 182 00:09:20.879 --> 00:09:22.879 starting to a little be on the out, you know, 183 00:09:22.960 --> 00:09:24.559 like you weren't really playing with toys as much anymore, 184 00:09:24.559 --> 00:09:27.720 at least when I was. I don't remember how old 185 00:09:27.720 --> 00:09:29.159 it was. I'm thinking like eleven twelve. 186 00:09:29.360 --> 00:09:32.039 Probably the last time I played with toys, I was sixteen, 187 00:09:32.159 --> 00:09:34.200 But the last time you made it all the way 188 00:09:34.200 --> 00:09:35.559 to sixteen, well that was the last time I played 189 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:36.919 with them. It was like they were probably out, and 190 00:09:36.960 --> 00:09:37.440 I just like. 191 00:09:37.720 --> 00:09:39.559 We tried again, and you're like, well, it was a 192 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:40.080 good time, but. 193 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:41.360 It was like, alright, this then like it was like 194 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:43.559 it was like the series final episode that got canceled 195 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:46.720 for three years and then you're like, wells will turn 196 00:09:46.759 --> 00:09:49.039 on the last episode to see what happened, and it 197 00:09:49.080 --> 00:09:50.799 was it was a good time. But I had so 198 00:09:50.879 --> 00:09:52.840 many less toys. I was like, I guess, tell me 199 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:54.759 get rid of these, and I donated them. Now I 200 00:09:54.759 --> 00:09:56.120 wish so badly I did it. 201 00:09:56.440 --> 00:09:56.600 Now. 202 00:09:56.639 --> 00:09:59.000 I wish so badly I didn't because some stupid little 203 00:09:59.039 --> 00:10:01.759 dumpkin up say New York got all my dragon Ball toys. 204 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:02.799 That little fucking cunt. 205 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:05.039 He probably pissed all over them too. Oh yeah, the 206 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:07.679 way the kids tree toys that are not theirs is amazing. 207 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:09.799 Like the toys that are there, that's crazy. 208 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:11.279 That yeah, I mean I did this. 209 00:10:11.440 --> 00:10:14.279 I would throw shit at walls. 210 00:10:14.799 --> 00:10:18.279 It's like if I needed Goku to kick somebody real hard, 211 00:10:18.639 --> 00:10:21.200 I'm going I was going to the brick wall outside 212 00:10:21.960 --> 00:10:22.639 and I would have it. 213 00:10:22.639 --> 00:10:23.200 I would. 214 00:10:24.679 --> 00:10:30.120 Booze like I smashed boo open, like completely on the 215 00:10:30.120 --> 00:10:30.960 fucking wall of. 216 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:34.639 My Catholic school. It was great. 217 00:10:34.759 --> 00:10:36.879 Would you just buy because I would buy expendable toys. 218 00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:38.639 You have the ones that you beat up more. Yeah, 219 00:10:38.639 --> 00:10:40.480 there was the ones that sometimes I didn't even know 220 00:10:40.519 --> 00:10:42.279 where they were from, Like it would be on the 221 00:10:42.279 --> 00:10:44.240 toy store and I'm like, oh, this guy looks like 222 00:10:44.399 --> 00:10:47.279 he's a good hinchman and beat the piss out of him, 223 00:10:47.720 --> 00:10:51.480 and uh, that's actually exactly what I bought Strong Guy for. Yeah, 224 00:10:51.559 --> 00:10:53.679 I bought Strong Guy to be get his ass well. 225 00:10:53.720 --> 00:10:56.720 But then I had him fight Wolverine one time, Wolverine 226 00:10:56.720 --> 00:10:58.840 that I loved. He was just logan and then he 227 00:10:58.879 --> 00:11:00.559 had the retractable claw. I was like, you can set 228 00:11:00.600 --> 00:11:02.039 him and you push a button and they come out, 229 00:11:02.639 --> 00:11:07.120 and I hit him off my fucking I didn't mean 230 00:11:07.240 --> 00:11:11.000 I didn't want him to win, but fucking I was 231 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:15.120 on my bunk bed or storytellings. Man Red exploded on 232 00:11:15.159 --> 00:11:18.440 the floor, the carpet. He hit the carpet and he's 233 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:25.639 still just exploded and he was the lay. I was 234 00:11:25.679 --> 00:11:28.000 so mad that I was like, what happened to where this? 235 00:11:28.240 --> 00:11:31.600 Because it seemed fine and then just something was just 236 00:11:31.639 --> 00:11:36.759 like I give up and it's it is it's fun. 237 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:38.679 I never I don't know if I had. I had 238 00:11:38.759 --> 00:11:40.720 toys that I just cared about less than other ones, 239 00:11:40.759 --> 00:11:42.480 you know what I mean, where or there was like 240 00:11:42.519 --> 00:11:44.879 a gift and it wasn't something that I wanted, or 241 00:11:44.919 --> 00:11:47.000 it was like a duplicate or something, because like they 242 00:11:47.039 --> 00:11:49.320 didn't realize I had it already and I would always 243 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:50.840 does it. It's like you're gonna get fucked up. 244 00:11:51.879 --> 00:11:53.120 You're you're the fuck up one. 245 00:11:53.200 --> 00:11:57.879 Yeah, but honestly, like I only really I only really 246 00:11:57.919 --> 00:12:01.080 needed my like fully articulated Spider Man toy to have fun, 247 00:12:01.159 --> 00:12:04.159 really because I would just make even just like pretending 248 00:12:04.159 --> 00:12:06.080 to swing around and ship was like that was all 249 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:06.960 the entertainer I need. 250 00:12:08.639 --> 00:12:10.200 Do you still have any of your old toys? 251 00:12:10.960 --> 00:12:14.399 I have a I have some of them. I have 252 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:17.320 I have my favorite one. What's your oldest one? 253 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:18.200 What do you remember? 254 00:12:18.200 --> 00:12:21.000 When that's a fucking honestly, it's probably a lame answer. 255 00:12:21.039 --> 00:12:23.879 It's probably like one of those cars, like the like 256 00:12:23.919 --> 00:12:26.879 hot wheels or like or not even not even hot wheels, 257 00:12:26.879 --> 00:12:31.440 but like just straight up tiny versions of real ass 258 00:12:31.480 --> 00:12:35.039 car car. Yeah, like you could open the door and everything. 259 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:35.360 Yeah. 260 00:12:35.440 --> 00:12:38.879 Yeah, but like I don't know what the oldest toy 261 00:12:38.919 --> 00:12:42.519 I have is. It's probably one of those though, but 262 00:12:42.559 --> 00:12:45.399 I still have like my Spider Man toys from the 263 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:49.000 movies and I have I have some Dragon Ball figures, 264 00:12:49.399 --> 00:12:51.080 but like the main one, like the Spy. I made 265 00:12:51.120 --> 00:12:53.360 sure to never throw away my Spider because, like the way, 266 00:12:53.399 --> 00:12:55.919 even at the time, I was like, this is unreasonably 267 00:12:55.919 --> 00:12:58.639 well made. Yeah, like the toy Maguire Spider Man toys 268 00:12:58.879 --> 00:13:01.919 up to up till Spider Man one and two. Both 269 00:13:01.960 --> 00:13:04.600 of those had amazing runs where like the detail is 270 00:13:04.600 --> 00:13:06.440 crazy good and he's like you could pose him in 271 00:13:06.440 --> 00:13:10.080 any fucking which way and he stands. There's one that 272 00:13:10.080 --> 00:13:11.360 I had that I loved where it was like it 273 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:13.720 was just a Spider Man toy, Where's the Spider Man toy? 274 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:15.799 But he had magnets in his hands and feet. 275 00:13:15.799 --> 00:13:17.240 You could like stick him on metal pipes and he 276 00:13:17.240 --> 00:13:20.720 would like stay there or like the fridge. Yeah cool. 277 00:13:20.799 --> 00:13:22.799 I wish I got some of the lot Man I 278 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:23.240 never had. 279 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:25.759 I never got to Squire, I never got to Maguire 280 00:13:25.799 --> 00:13:28.399 toys because I was like this is cool. But like 281 00:13:28.440 --> 00:13:30.759 I did, the colors were dimmer because of me being 282 00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:32.080 a dumb little bit way, I was like, I like 283 00:13:32.120 --> 00:13:34.399 the brighter color. I think that one looks cool except 284 00:13:34.440 --> 00:13:36.240 for the black suit. I had one really cool black 285 00:13:36.279 --> 00:13:38.840 suit Spider Man, and I remember that one. I think 286 00:13:38.879 --> 00:13:41.399 I dropped it out my window like something like that happened. 287 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:43.360 I was playing on like the leg because my window. 288 00:13:43.120 --> 00:13:43.759 Had like ledges. 289 00:13:43.919 --> 00:13:46.519 They had like a leged good play on, so put 290 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:49.080 plants on, probably, But I decided to play out of 291 00:13:49.080 --> 00:13:51.000 it because I'm a dumb child. And I had him 292 00:13:51.039 --> 00:13:53.919 fighting like I don't know, fucking maybe Optimus Prime or 293 00:13:53.919 --> 00:13:56.120 some shit, and kicked him off and I was like, well, 294 00:13:56.159 --> 00:13:58.039 Spider Man, I had that webbed himself safe for he 295 00:13:58.159 --> 00:14:02.240 just died just when I miss her. 296 00:14:02.279 --> 00:14:06.879 Like the the the toys that weren't action figures, but 297 00:14:06.919 --> 00:14:08.799 they were like they've been for you to like pretend 298 00:14:08.799 --> 00:14:10.399 that you were part of, like like a power. The 299 00:14:10.440 --> 00:14:12.720 power is your toys. Oh yeah, it would go on 300 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:14.559 your fucking wrist or whatever. Belt. 301 00:14:14.799 --> 00:14:16.840 Yeah, I sent you a video something like that. 302 00:14:16.840 --> 00:14:18.759 That ship was dope, did you what was it? 303 00:14:19.200 --> 00:14:23.559 It was the It was the Progerian with the common Yeah, 304 00:14:23.600 --> 00:14:25.320 that was what are you saying? It was a pro 305 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:26.559 I can show you if you want to, man, I 306 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:30.159 want to see it, probably just so you saw it. 307 00:14:30.279 --> 00:14:32.840 The Progerian. Oh my god, we didn't talk about it. 308 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:35.840 Oh man, what you saw? My god? One in real life? 309 00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:41.080 No, you know, we were we were at we were 310 00:14:41.080 --> 00:14:43.840 at a bar with a bunch of our friends and 311 00:14:43.919 --> 00:14:44.360 I don't know what. 312 00:14:44.600 --> 00:14:46.679 I don't know why we were talking about Virgerians because 313 00:14:46.720 --> 00:14:49.600 it's like someone brought up have you ever seen a 314 00:14:49.600 --> 00:14:52.360 black Prgerian? And we were like, no, come to think 315 00:14:52.399 --> 00:14:53.039 of it, I haven't. 316 00:14:53.039 --> 00:14:55.039 We don't think it's not I think that's not a 317 00:14:55.080 --> 00:14:57.480 trait we have. Actually, well I think it can happen. 318 00:14:57.559 --> 00:15:00.559 Well that's what you thought until we googled it and 319 00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:05.440 and there was here's one image that looks so fucking crazy. 320 00:15:06.639 --> 00:15:08.159 And you turned to me and said, it looks like 321 00:15:08.200 --> 00:15:13.360 a racist toy. You pull that. Do you remember that image? 322 00:15:13.799 --> 00:15:17.679 It must pop up, it is, Derek. You're not You 323 00:15:17.759 --> 00:15:19.679 are not prepared for what I almost feel like I 324 00:15:19.759 --> 00:15:20.519 know what it is. 325 00:15:20.879 --> 00:15:21.240 I don't. 326 00:15:21.519 --> 00:15:26.799 I would be surprised because it took Look, man, I 327 00:15:26.840 --> 00:15:28.440 have never seen that image in my life, and I 328 00:15:28.440 --> 00:15:30.559 feel like I've seen most things to do it. 329 00:15:30.519 --> 00:15:38.960 It's crazy. This is crazy looking. Oh my god, have 330 00:15:39.039 --> 00:15:42.639 you seen tails from the crypt? Dude? No, you're you're right, dude, 331 00:15:43.159 --> 00:15:46.200 that you that's described perfectly. 332 00:15:46.600 --> 00:15:46.919 It is. 333 00:15:47.080 --> 00:15:50.919 It looks like a wooden old like racist fucking toy. 334 00:15:50.960 --> 00:15:53.799 Have you seen taiales from the Crypt? I have it. 335 00:15:53.960 --> 00:15:58.559 I was too young. I don't remember what that Yeah, 336 00:15:58.600 --> 00:16:00.559 I don't tails from the Crypt that I like, I 337 00:16:00.559 --> 00:16:01.639 don't remember what that like. 338 00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:04.240 But no, that description was so perfect that it killed 339 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:06.000 me because I was like, that is exactly what that 340 00:16:06.720 --> 00:16:07.320 like that. 341 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:10.480 It's spot on, it's sput on, it's I was expecting 342 00:16:10.480 --> 00:16:14.080 something different, and I'm like, oh, that's just the fucking 343 00:16:14.200 --> 00:16:15.360 racist toy. 344 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:18.559 Bro. Is that from Tales of the Crypt? 345 00:16:20.279 --> 00:16:24.120 That does look familiar? But like, I kind of that's 346 00:16:24.159 --> 00:16:27.559 not what they're called. They're called the niglets literally. 347 00:16:28.039 --> 00:16:29.519 From Tales from the Crypt. 348 00:16:29.840 --> 00:16:31.919 Yeah, I fear it's probably from Tales from the Hood. 349 00:16:32.279 --> 00:16:37.759 Yeah, like what probably from the What is it saying 350 00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:38.240 the description? 351 00:16:39.639 --> 00:16:41.600 Did you call them that? Or that's what they're called? 352 00:16:41.679 --> 00:16:43.519 Pretty sure they're called thets Pretty sure? 353 00:16:43.559 --> 00:16:46.159 It became pretty sure now description. 354 00:16:46.240 --> 00:16:48.279 I looked upts exactly and it came up. 355 00:16:48.200 --> 00:16:52.200 Okay, fair enough. I guess I can't argue with that. 356 00:16:51.440 --> 00:16:53.120 That's compelling proof. 357 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:55.799 It was clearly like little the clearly the same little 358 00:16:55.799 --> 00:16:58.360 black toys that like somebody had, and it was like, 359 00:16:58.639 --> 00:17:01.200 I'm just acquiring history. It's like, no, you like owning 360 00:17:01.919 --> 00:17:04.680 little black characters of the worst versions of black people 361 00:17:04.960 --> 00:17:07.680 at their worst, and it's like I. 362 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:14.000 Never Yeah, okay, So here we go, round eyed Asian 363 00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:15.799 now able to say the N word with pride bump 364 00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:19.960 being over wrote, and he says, nehow blind, blind, contrarian 365 00:17:20.039 --> 00:17:21.400 and dude on his phone. 366 00:17:23.319 --> 00:17:25.839 Got him? It was definitely from themselves on the hood. Yeah, yeah, 367 00:17:25.839 --> 00:17:29.240 he's got him immediately. But I'm but I'm which one 368 00:17:29.279 --> 00:17:33.920 am I all of them? I guess what? 369 00:17:34.880 --> 00:17:39.119 Oh? I guess you are all of those like holistically speaking, yeah, crazy, No, 370 00:17:39.200 --> 00:17:41.160 you're the dude on his phone as it. 371 00:17:42.880 --> 00:17:44.599 I guess I was just never mind. 372 00:17:44.799 --> 00:17:46.559 I mean, it was just funny timing. You are also 373 00:17:46.559 --> 00:17:47.920 on your phone more than any of us. 374 00:17:48.240 --> 00:17:49.440 But I guess that. 375 00:17:49.559 --> 00:17:52.119 Notwithstanding somebody was somebody in the audience was like, how 376 00:17:52.160 --> 00:17:55.039 did he he had the nerve to suggest that he 377 00:17:55.480 --> 00:17:59.160 isn't the one that does that the boss. Yeah, so many. 378 00:17:59.000 --> 00:18:02.799 Comments the nerve, there's video evidence of it. 379 00:18:02.839 --> 00:18:05.559 Is the issue, like you can't I guess, Yeah, you 380 00:18:05.599 --> 00:18:09.559 are caught caught red handed on camera phone Is it 381 00:18:09.599 --> 00:18:10.000 a slur? 382 00:18:10.519 --> 00:18:11.000 It is? Now? 383 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:11.720 Okay cool? 384 00:18:11.799 --> 00:18:14.680 Yeah, I wanted to. I wanted to make it sound 385 00:18:14.759 --> 00:18:20.559 more like derogative because it's not as I wanted to 386 00:18:20.559 --> 00:18:21.359 sound more hurtful. 387 00:18:21.640 --> 00:18:25.000 Yeah, it's hard to make the word phone sound powerful. 388 00:18:25.119 --> 00:18:26.079 Yeah, really, it's not. 389 00:18:26.079 --> 00:18:29.359 Easy to make up slurs. Actually really nothing. 390 00:18:29.359 --> 00:18:31.559 You gotta call that. You gotta call that company that 391 00:18:31.599 --> 00:18:32.160 makes slurs. 392 00:18:32.559 --> 00:18:37.039 Slur you see, like, because how can I put phone 393 00:18:37.039 --> 00:18:39.119 in there and make it? Because like I want, I 394 00:18:39.119 --> 00:18:40.720 want to make it sound more like the f slur, 395 00:18:40.839 --> 00:18:44.079 but with phone impossible. But I could do if I 396 00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:46.799 take the inn out, it would technically work. But it's 397 00:18:46.839 --> 00:18:49.000 also you have to consult an expert. At slurs are 398 00:18:49.240 --> 00:18:52.599 say both words together. Go to slurs are Us, slurs 399 00:18:52.599 --> 00:18:57.599 Are Dope. Is that a website at your slurs Depot, 400 00:18:57.720 --> 00:19:00.400 slurs r us. I'd like that slurs are Us at 401 00:19:00.440 --> 00:19:03.799 your service, at your slurvis. I'm fucking I'm on board. 402 00:19:04.039 --> 00:19:07.799 I'm on board as well. Yeah, that fucking giraffe. 403 00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:12.799 Fucking Jeffrey the draft Jeffrey gum. Dude. They had that 404 00:19:12.839 --> 00:19:14.559 gum that had the zebra on it. It was like a 405 00:19:14.559 --> 00:19:16.480 bunch of different colors and like stripes and ship is 406 00:19:16.519 --> 00:19:20.279 that real? I don't remember that gum. The flavor lasted 407 00:19:20.319 --> 00:19:24.960 for not joking, twenty seconds maximum maximum. You know what. 408 00:19:25.240 --> 00:19:27.160 It was the worst gum, but it was also so good. 409 00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:29.799 You know what, I genuinely miss there's a there's so 410 00:19:29.839 --> 00:19:32.000 many weird candies that just sort of like popped up 411 00:19:32.000 --> 00:19:33.400 and you just assumed that they would be around for 412 00:19:33.400 --> 00:19:35.000 a while and then they never showed up again. But 413 00:19:35.079 --> 00:19:38.920 Jolly Ranchers had this thing where it was like, you 414 00:19:38.960 --> 00:19:41.599 know how, like eminem minis, they just come in like 415 00:19:41.599 --> 00:19:43.119 a thing and like real, they're really small and you 416 00:19:43.119 --> 00:19:46.920 could get like, yeah, I love m minis, but it 417 00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:49.039 was like that but with Jolly Ranchers, and they were 418 00:19:49.039 --> 00:19:52.920 like small little Jolly Rancher balls, and it was so 419 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:56.000 so fucking good because you could just get a lot 420 00:19:56.039 --> 00:19:59.319 of different ones and it was just like a wild 421 00:19:59.799 --> 00:20:01.400 like texture and like flavor thing. 422 00:20:01.480 --> 00:20:03.920 What was the texture like if they were like it 423 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:05.079 wasn't a hard candy. 424 00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:06.319 No, it was it was still like it was they 425 00:20:06.319 --> 00:20:08.880 were small. It was almost like bebies, but like they 426 00:20:08.880 --> 00:20:10.720 were like really small and you could just get like 427 00:20:11.119 --> 00:20:13.119 you could get like a bunch of like watermelon, a 428 00:20:13.119 --> 00:20:15.200 bunch of green apple, and you could just there was 429 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:15.880 something about it. 430 00:20:15.680 --> 00:20:17.400 It was like, Wow, this is fucking pretty good. 431 00:20:17.519 --> 00:20:19.880 Our friends then they just never went to Japan from 432 00:20:20.400 --> 00:20:23.720 back really from k I got him from kmart. 433 00:20:23.799 --> 00:20:26.640 That's crazy. But our friends went to Japan, Ziggy and Jordan. 434 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:27.880 They went to Japan and they came back, and they 435 00:20:27.880 --> 00:20:29.880 came back with like various flavors of pocky, but like 436 00:20:29.960 --> 00:20:34.240 giant pocky from Japan, and they had like an orange 437 00:20:34.279 --> 00:20:38.599 poppy not pop top, it's not it's not poppy, it's packy. 438 00:20:38.759 --> 00:20:42.480 There you go, orange pocky, and it was so fucking good. 439 00:20:42.880 --> 00:20:44.599 Orange was what was the orange? 440 00:20:44.720 --> 00:20:46.839 It tastes like orange. It was like the tastes like orange, 441 00:20:46.880 --> 00:20:48.839 like like just a regular orange. 442 00:20:49.279 --> 00:20:49.480 Yeah. 443 00:20:49.519 --> 00:20:52.160 I guess, like like orange candy. I guess. So you've 444 00:20:52.200 --> 00:20:54.640 had like strawberry pockey before, right, Yeah? 445 00:20:55.200 --> 00:20:56.920 But like, yeah, you. 446 00:20:56.839 --> 00:20:58.440 Ever had like cookies and cream one like any of 447 00:20:58.440 --> 00:21:00.480 the pocky ever, I'm sure I haven't one point. 448 00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:02.480 But I never thought my way to go fucking good 449 00:21:02.480 --> 00:21:04.480 Man not want to go to Japan even more? 450 00:21:04.839 --> 00:21:07.960 Yeah, yeah, we go eventually. This is this is the 451 00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:10.480 this is the gum. Oh yeah, they would sell this 452 00:21:10.519 --> 00:21:12.920 that toys r us. I don't remember that, and like 453 00:21:13.559 --> 00:21:15.880 you're getting seconds of flavor. I know. 454 00:21:16.279 --> 00:21:18.079 Yeah, that was a lot of those, like a lot 455 00:21:18.119 --> 00:21:20.759 of those, like candy gums, like bubble tape. 456 00:21:21.240 --> 00:21:21.880 Bubble tape. 457 00:21:22.160 --> 00:21:23.039 Bubble tape was so. 458 00:21:23.039 --> 00:21:25.720 Delicious, but then it ran out in like three seconds. 459 00:21:26.440 --> 00:21:28.640 Chew all of it too, And you're like, I used 460 00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:30.359 to chew the whole fucking I might still have some 461 00:21:30.400 --> 00:21:32.160 of these in my intestines, man, because I used to 462 00:21:32.200 --> 00:21:34.720 swallow this gum a lot. As a I don't think 463 00:21:34.720 --> 00:21:38.200 I ever swallowed gum really, yeah, I'm sure I remember 464 00:21:38.279 --> 00:21:41.720 swallowing this gum sood. The flavor was so good that 465 00:21:41.839 --> 00:21:42.160 I was. 466 00:21:42.079 --> 00:21:44.000 Just like, I'm gonna swallow it so I don't have 467 00:21:44.039 --> 00:21:45.039 to get rid of the flavor. 468 00:21:45.400 --> 00:21:47.559 I'll be swallow. Isn't that a myth? I'm pretty sure 469 00:21:47.559 --> 00:21:48.119 it's not a myth. 470 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:50.079 I imagine it would have to be a myth that 471 00:21:50.079 --> 00:21:52.400 you would just ship it out, like yeah, like why 472 00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:53.880 would it stayed your intestines. 473 00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:57.119 Yeah, I'm sure it stays longer than other things, but 474 00:21:57.200 --> 00:21:58.960 the idea that it would be stuck for seven years 475 00:21:59.079 --> 00:22:01.160 or whatever. But it's like so insane, like it's there 476 00:22:01.200 --> 00:22:03.640 for maybe like a day longer than yeah yeah. 477 00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:06.279 Yeah, Like your body's like, what the fuck is this? 478 00:22:06.279 --> 00:22:07.440 This fucking cement? 479 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:08.000 Was this? 480 00:22:09.480 --> 00:22:11.400 I probably treats it like fiber. It probably makes you 481 00:22:11.400 --> 00:22:13.519 ship bore. Actually we think about it because it's like, 482 00:22:13.559 --> 00:22:14.720 I don't need this? What is this? 483 00:22:14.920 --> 00:22:18.960 Actually? That was actually my my little life hack was 484 00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:22.160 that I I would lace. I would line my colon 485 00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:25.680 with gum oh so that I, uh, it wouldn't. 486 00:22:25.359 --> 00:22:29.680 Hurt coming so really blocking a lot of the water 487 00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:31.559 absorption and all the stuff that. 488 00:22:31.759 --> 00:22:37.559 To water absorption in eh yeah, hey, well yeah Dynasty 489 00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:40.559 Duck Dynasty Warriors. And he says, hey, guys, no question. 490 00:22:40.599 --> 00:22:42.559 But I do have a short story for you. When 491 00:22:42.559 --> 00:22:44.680 I was in high school, I was very competitive about 492 00:22:44.680 --> 00:22:49.160 pe physical fitness tests and uh uh, and was determined 493 00:22:49.160 --> 00:22:51.359 to get the most pull ups. I did manage to 494 00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:53.160 get the most, either twenty four or twenty six. But 495 00:22:53.200 --> 00:22:59.680 here's the cash. Ever heard of a coorgasm? A coorgasm? 496 00:23:00.440 --> 00:23:03.079 I've never heard of this in my life. It's definitely 497 00:23:03.079 --> 00:23:06.640 real because I absolutely busted in my gym shorts straining 498 00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:08.720 to get those last few reps in front of the 499 00:23:08.720 --> 00:23:11.440 whole class. No one should have, no one could have 500 00:23:11.480 --> 00:23:16.559 possibly known as I am a quiet comer. I was 501 00:23:16.599 --> 00:23:18.680 one hundred percent soft, and it went direct and I 502 00:23:18.680 --> 00:23:21.200 went directly through the locker room to change before it 503 00:23:21.240 --> 00:23:24.119 could soak through my shorts. Still a wilding to bust 504 00:23:24.119 --> 00:23:28.279 in front of like thirty other people, though I'm not look, 505 00:23:28.279 --> 00:23:31.920 I'm not familiar with this concept. I know, I know 506 00:23:32.039 --> 00:23:35.119 that it's possible to bust without being hard. I know that, 507 00:23:35.200 --> 00:23:36.519 But like, I don't like. 508 00:23:36.519 --> 00:23:41.559 Wet dreams and stuff your ejaculation orgasm, I'm gonna look 509 00:23:41.599 --> 00:23:45.400 that up real quick, because never heard of straining yourself 510 00:23:45.440 --> 00:23:50.759 and then combing your pants. Chorasm, also known as excited 511 00:23:50.839 --> 00:23:56.079 induced orgasm e i OH EIOH, is a phenomenon where 512 00:23:56.079 --> 00:23:59.000 a person experiences an orgasm or sexual pleasant during or 513 00:23:59.039 --> 00:24:02.839 after physical extra size, particularly involving core muscles. It's a 514 00:24:03.000 --> 00:24:06.240 real experience, not a myth. They're really trying to fucking 515 00:24:06.279 --> 00:24:09.920 sell this. That's some dudes. Post occur both in men 516 00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:13.480 and women, though it may be more commonly reported by women. Well, 517 00:24:13.480 --> 00:24:16.160 the exact mechanisms are not fully understood core guys, so 518 00:24:16.240 --> 00:24:20.440 they're saying it's real I've never heard of this before this, uh, 519 00:24:20.519 --> 00:24:26.960 before the podcast. I wonder if it's uh, I guess, 520 00:24:27.119 --> 00:24:29.960 I mean some people are wired weird. Yeah, just because 521 00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:30.400 it just does. 522 00:24:30.759 --> 00:24:32.279 I can believe that the body is weird enough to 523 00:24:32.279 --> 00:24:35.720 do shit like that. But that's a wild more as 524 00:24:35.720 --> 00:24:38.000 impressive though, getting plus is impressive. 525 00:24:38.160 --> 00:24:39.200 That's that's some change. 526 00:24:39.200 --> 00:24:39.359 Man. 527 00:24:39.440 --> 00:24:43.240 Yeah, I can't do that right now. I definitely twenty 528 00:24:43.279 --> 00:24:46.839 five pull ups, that's all. That's pretty hard, very different. Yeah, 529 00:24:46.839 --> 00:24:48.920 it's pretty hard unless you're unless you're very. 530 00:24:50.359 --> 00:24:50.759 Strong. 531 00:24:51.039 --> 00:24:52.599 Yeah, if you're very light, and then if you if 532 00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:54.119 you can lift your own weight, and then you should 533 00:24:54.119 --> 00:24:55.119 be you should be able to do. I think a 534 00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:57.160 lot of bodybuilders can't do pull ups like that. There's 535 00:24:57.200 --> 00:24:57.640 too big. 536 00:24:58.000 --> 00:24:59.519 They might just yeah, they might just be doing I 537 00:24:59.559 --> 00:25:01.519 think I'm just I happen to be light enough to Yeah, 538 00:25:01.559 --> 00:25:02.279 that's not really. 539 00:25:02.480 --> 00:25:03.759 Like I'm sure you could probably get like you could 540 00:25:03.759 --> 00:25:06.240 probably knock out an easy ten easy right now. 541 00:25:06.359 --> 00:25:08.440 Well, when I was doing it for the for the fight, 542 00:25:08.480 --> 00:25:09.839 it was that was not really like because we had 543 00:25:09.839 --> 00:25:12.720 to do like we had to do like I think 544 00:25:12.759 --> 00:25:15.680 like we had to do one hundred pull. 545 00:25:15.559 --> 00:25:18.400 Ups in one session. Yeah, that's a lot. 546 00:25:18.279 --> 00:25:21.000 And we would have to do fifty I'm not joking. 547 00:25:21.039 --> 00:25:21.920 I swear to god, are. 548 00:25:21.799 --> 00:25:24.680 You doing regular pull ups? Are you doing those fucking 549 00:25:25.000 --> 00:25:27.359 h What is that? What is that ship called that 550 00:25:27.400 --> 00:25:30.160 everybody does now workouts? They have all these new places. Uh, 551 00:25:30.960 --> 00:25:33.759 it's like a CrossFit. No, I don't know what that is, 552 00:25:33.799 --> 00:25:37.079 the CrossFit pull ups where you use your fucking kinetic 553 00:25:37.160 --> 00:25:38.200 energy to do a pull up. 554 00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:41.119 No, we would do like we we because I remember 555 00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:43.119 specifically there was a time we did five hundred sit 556 00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:44.480 ups and it was fucking ridiculous. 557 00:25:44.680 --> 00:25:48.119 But like, that's crue. That's painful but possible. 558 00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:49.960 Right right, But we would it would be like interspersed. 559 00:25:50.039 --> 00:25:52.440 We would. It would be like at the end of 560 00:25:52.440 --> 00:25:54.119 the class, it would be like, okay, here's you have 561 00:25:54.119 --> 00:25:56.519 to do this many It was usually. 562 00:25:56.200 --> 00:25:58.160 Fifty to fifty to fifty, Uh. 563 00:25:58.559 --> 00:26:00.640 How many wet and then of how many reps for 564 00:26:00.640 --> 00:26:02.200 a set you do two? 565 00:26:02.519 --> 00:26:05.359 You do two fifties basically like but then but then 566 00:26:05.359 --> 00:26:07.519 you go and then you go from like you go 567 00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:09.880 from put pull ups to set ups to you know, 568 00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:11.880 I don't know, some other fucking thing and then you 569 00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:14.880 you'd restart the gamut. Once that's a lot. As far 570 00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:18.000 as I'm remember it, it's a lot, So I don't 571 00:26:18.200 --> 00:26:19.920 you'd fail most likely. 572 00:26:20.200 --> 00:26:21.960 So that's you weren't getting up to fifty, do you. 573 00:26:22.160 --> 00:26:23.920 But the goal was to hit you don't have to 574 00:26:23.960 --> 00:26:25.680 do fifty. So it's so it's timed. 575 00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:29.359 Is that it not really? I mean it's not a 576 00:26:29.519 --> 00:26:31.319 time what is. You just have to do it. 577 00:26:31.680 --> 00:26:36.079 So he's basically within a reason until you hit fifty. Yeah, 578 00:26:36.559 --> 00:26:39.240 so you did hit fifty, but there's no time limit 579 00:26:39.279 --> 00:26:40.519 and then you move on to the next thing. 580 00:26:40.799 --> 00:26:42.519 I think so, yeah, from what I remember. 581 00:26:42.359 --> 00:26:44.720 Because Marine, most Marine you were on like it. 582 00:26:44.680 --> 00:26:46.119 Was like a loose time limit where it's just like, 583 00:26:46.119 --> 00:26:47.160 I mean, within reason. 584 00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:49.319 We gotta you know, because most of Marine and hours 585 00:26:49.319 --> 00:26:51.680 are not hitting out twenty pull ups easily. They can 586 00:26:51.720 --> 00:26:54.079 probably do twenty, but they're not doing twenty. It's it's 587 00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:54.960 extremely difficult. 588 00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:57.359 Most pull ups are pull ups are like hard because 589 00:26:57.359 --> 00:26:59.720 that's all this only and. 590 00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:02.960 It's your arms pulling up the entire way of your body. 591 00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:04.079 I think, I don't know if I could do that 592 00:27:04.119 --> 00:27:06.880 now maybe, but it was a point where I could do. 593 00:27:07.039 --> 00:27:09.400 Sure, you can knock out ten. Most people can't do ten. 594 00:27:09.759 --> 00:27:11.519 I'm sure Chris can knock out ten. He can probably 595 00:27:11.559 --> 00:27:14.039 do ten like he's light and he's probably got some 596 00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:16.559 good up. Of course, I can probably probably maybe do two. 597 00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:20.279 And two is a reach right now at my best, 598 00:27:20.440 --> 00:27:22.359 I don't think well at my best. 599 00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:24.480 At my best, I could do like maybe because I 600 00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:27.880 was always just heavy, so maybe like maybe eight and 601 00:27:27.960 --> 00:27:28.720 my arms. 602 00:27:28.440 --> 00:27:29.680 Are shot afterwards. 603 00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:31.039 Yeah, I think I'm just like when I was like 604 00:27:31.039 --> 00:27:32.599 one hundred and fifty pounds less than I am now, 605 00:27:32.599 --> 00:27:34.480 when I was like athletic too, I could do like. 606 00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:37.240 I can't, maybe busting in front of my entire class 607 00:27:37.240 --> 00:27:37.440 like that. 608 00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:40.319 Yeah, I guess it had a small bust. Is lucky? 609 00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:44.839 Yeah lucky you were like booming and dripping ship They 610 00:27:44.880 --> 00:27:50.839 would he was like, oh my god, you hit. 611 00:27:50.799 --> 00:27:53.400 Your hit your fucking gym teacher and stuff. You bust 612 00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:55.559 your pants fall for some reason too. I think I 613 00:27:55.559 --> 00:27:57.559 would fight the kid. If I was the gym teacher 614 00:27:57.559 --> 00:27:59.720 and I got busted on, I would fight the kid. 615 00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:02.400 Don't care. I'm losing my job, are you? 616 00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:04.680 So here's the wait, here's the issue. 617 00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:06.039 What's up if. 618 00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:10.240 If you're a gym teacher and you get comed on 619 00:28:10.359 --> 00:28:14.680 by accident by a student, you're a pedophile. 620 00:28:15.559 --> 00:28:17.160 I don't think that's how that. 621 00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:21.839 Who's gonna are you gonna explain? Listen, you have to 622 00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:25.000 I understand that. I understand that I have teenage, Come 623 00:28:25.039 --> 00:28:27.640 on me, but listen, it's. 624 00:28:27.359 --> 00:28:30.279 Not what it looks like. Listen, Chris, you're. 625 00:28:31.160 --> 00:28:33.119 There's people are gonna run at you with fucking pitchforks 626 00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:33.400 and ship. 627 00:28:34.279 --> 00:28:37.559 There's no witnesses, that's the that's the difference in front 628 00:28:37.559 --> 00:28:37.720 of a. 629 00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:39.319 Class, well, that's what I'm saying, no witnesses. 630 00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:42.880 So so he's doing push pull ups by himself with 631 00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:43.720 only him and the team. 632 00:28:43.839 --> 00:28:46.119 No, it's just everybody's just bored and not paying attention 633 00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:46.839 because who cares. 634 00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:51.519 One person paid off attention. No one saw no one 635 00:28:51.880 --> 00:28:53.279 because he got his friends that are like trying to 636 00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:55.480 compete with him. Someone's paying attention. 637 00:28:56.200 --> 00:28:58.279 If you just get busted on like that, then you 638 00:28:58.440 --> 00:28:59.799 that's a nightmare scenario. 639 00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:04.119 Dude. What if so so so just miraculously no one 640 00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:06.799 was paying attention and that kid's like, oh, this is 641 00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:09.799 gonna be funny. Oh he jacked me off. He jacked 642 00:29:09.799 --> 00:29:11.559 me off. He maybe he was jacked me And then 643 00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:14.240 the teacher's like, no, he was just doing fucking pull ups. 644 00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:16.400 I swear to God, he's like, no oh, I was 645 00:29:16.440 --> 00:29:17.559 just doing pull ups and I came. 646 00:29:17.960 --> 00:29:19.079 You know, like it's got. 647 00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:20.880 Even just a mischievous pizza ship. 648 00:29:21.400 --> 00:29:22.880 You got evil. 649 00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:25.079 You gotta kill that kid. You gotta kill that You 650 00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.240 might as well. You might as well kill that kid 651 00:29:27.240 --> 00:29:30.960 in a dungeon, put him in a Destiny dungeon as 652 00:29:31.000 --> 00:29:33.039 a regular kid. The kitchen and a dungeon. 653 00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:37.559 A regular child in a Destiny dungeon is fucking crazy. 654 00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:38.200 I don't know. 655 00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:40.279 I don't know how that's great. 656 00:29:40.319 --> 00:29:42.480 That's like imagining like the it's. 657 00:29:42.359 --> 00:29:47.039 Like and fighting the reapers or something so like like 658 00:29:47.079 --> 00:29:49.319 what do you what do you do against a knight? 659 00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:52.160 Like what can a regular person do against the night 660 00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:55.799 other than hopefully run away? Yeah? I think about something 661 00:29:55.799 --> 00:29:57.640 like that a lot. That's what I was like when 662 00:29:57.640 --> 00:30:00.480 I play that No Fatu super Nintendo game where you're 663 00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:04.039 just a R guy people beating supernatural ship and. 664 00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:06.039 Fists. 665 00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:09.319 Idea, like what do you do like like you drop? 666 00:30:09.400 --> 00:30:12.400 You drop a regular person in like against an elite 667 00:30:12.519 --> 00:30:16.279 like that motherfucker's running through your city, running through your. 668 00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:19.400 I would like to see that. There should be Uh, 669 00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:22.920 someone needs anime stuff like that, I'm with a car 670 00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:32.440 hurt that next door neighbor versus fucking master chief. Right, 671 00:30:32.920 --> 00:30:37.000 this guy, this guy, this dude is trying everything. He's 672 00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:41.119 using like the spark of inspiration that ignites in his 673 00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:44.759 brain is magical to see, but it's doing nothing to 674 00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:45.559 help him live. 675 00:30:47.119 --> 00:30:52.079 He's like, yeah, he's literally he's like Saw, like he's 676 00:30:52.160 --> 00:30:55.920 really thinking a ship. That's like it's doing nothing. And 677 00:30:56.319 --> 00:30:59.920 he's like Kevin McCallister times six, and it means enough 678 00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:02.440 even to this guy in arm. 679 00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:09.279 Actually, you got some Kevin mcowser versus like Kevin mcows jigsaw. 680 00:31:09.599 --> 00:31:11.000 I think that's an that's. 681 00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:11.920 Actually that's a great idea. 682 00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:13.839 Wait a minute, how does that work though, because like 683 00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:17.640 both of the premises, they both just stay put. Essentially, 684 00:31:18.200 --> 00:31:23.799 Kevin Kevin's active, Kevin active. You're right, right, Yeah, mister 685 00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:27.640 Saw whatever his name is, he doesn't like reason in 686 00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:30.200 the background with the Microsoft. They gotta make it through 687 00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:32.640 a play. It's like, okay, they actually have to do something. 688 00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:35.400 So it's like the is it the the thing on 689 00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:37.359 he's on his tricycle, he's on his. 690 00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:39.480 Tricky yeah, yeah, and the only thing yeah, And then 691 00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:45.480 it's like you gotta go upstairs and. 692 00:31:43.240 --> 00:31:46.200 It accommodates, he can do it. 693 00:31:46.279 --> 00:31:50.559 Yeah, Jasaw versus Kevin cawsor. 694 00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:52.599 I think Kevin McAllister would kill Jigsaw. 695 00:31:52.839 --> 00:31:54.680 I mean I think Jasaw would win because he kills. 696 00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:57.920 But I think Kevin. I think Kevin kills too, but 697 00:31:57.960 --> 00:32:01.559 he doesn't let people die. No, No, he would have 698 00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:04.079 their magic. 699 00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:04.319 No. 700 00:32:04.440 --> 00:32:06.920 I think he's mad. I think it's him. He's so, 701 00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:09.799 he's mad. I think when you step in his domain, 702 00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:12.799 like God, you step into his domain, you can live 703 00:32:12.839 --> 00:32:16.160 from like that, but normally makes more sense, but I 704 00:32:16.319 --> 00:32:19.759 feel better. I like the idea that Marv and uh 705 00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:21.799 and whatever the fuck the other what's his name? 706 00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:23.640 With Harry mar Yeah, Harry and Mark. 707 00:32:23.720 --> 00:32:25.880 I like the idea that they're indestructible, like they have 708 00:32:25.960 --> 00:32:28.880 a killable buffside. I love the idea that Marvin Harry 709 00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:31.000 are like going through all the ship they go through 710 00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:33.559 and then as soon as they're done, they're like walking home. 711 00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:37.680 Someone mugs them and shoot like they died from Like 712 00:32:37.960 --> 00:32:39.880 they've been in their face bricks, they've been blown up, 713 00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:42.599 they've been elect they've been stabbed, and they're like, man, 714 00:32:42.599 --> 00:32:44.599 it's a rough night. While they're walking home, some guys like, 715 00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:45.799 give me your money. 716 00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:46.759 They've never been shot. 717 00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:49.640 That fucking pigeon chick, she just fuck it, just pulls 718 00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:54.319 out the gun the pigeon, give me your money, give 719 00:32:54.359 --> 00:32:56.240 you money. I don't want to. 720 00:32:57.039 --> 00:32:58.000 I'm moving for the first time. 721 00:32:58.480 --> 00:33:01.559 I remember thinking, sincerely that it those pigeons were eating them, 722 00:33:03.640 --> 00:33:05.519 because like, what are they doing if not? 723 00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:13.079 And they're flowing around him and noting. Now my fucking 724 00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:22.960 eyes on my mouth, I can't see what that's goes down. 725 00:33:25.079 --> 00:33:29.119 It's beautiful, like it's a beautiful display. It blows and 726 00:33:29.240 --> 00:33:32.680 that's so pink. It's his insides that blew him up, 727 00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:34.759 and a beautiful shade of pink. 728 00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:38.960 And the guy guy walks out of a fucking out 729 00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:40.119 of a shadow under a tree. 730 00:33:41.240 --> 00:33:47.400 People, people are I fucking knew it. I knew it. 731 00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:51.240 Krillaing Corillin and king Pin And did we answer the 732 00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:53.960 question man chills? Oh, it was just a story about 733 00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:55.039 the coreasm. 734 00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:57.920 Pigeon Man, colon kills, pichet man movie. 735 00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:00.359 Pigeon Man Kills is a fucking great day for a 736 00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:01.480 movie that I would absolutely be. 737 00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:04.240 Somebody said, do you want to see Pigeon Man Kills? 738 00:34:04.319 --> 00:34:07.079 I mean, I don't know what that is, but absolutely 739 00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:08.079 I'll see. 740 00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:10.440 It at least once. I will. I might see it 741 00:34:10.440 --> 00:34:12.280 a lot, depending on how how good. 742 00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:16.280 Least I'll give it at least one Krillin and Kingpin 743 00:34:16.360 --> 00:34:18.880 and the debate rodinate. He says, hey, fuck faces and Chris, 744 00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:21.039 what do you consider to be what do you consider 745 00:34:21.079 --> 00:34:24.039 to be virgin breaking? For example, my friend says that 746 00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:27.000 getting a hand job counts as losing virginity status. I 747 00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:29.360 say that bare minimum is blowjob thoughts. 748 00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:31.320 Those are both not counting. I don't kind of that. 749 00:34:31.920 --> 00:34:35.199 So I think it's just it's it depends do you 750 00:34:35.199 --> 00:34:37.320 want to be literal, do you want to be social exactly? 751 00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:39.960 Yeah, you've been sexually active? You don't those things? Yeah 752 00:34:39.960 --> 00:34:40.719 you haven't had sex. 753 00:34:41.079 --> 00:34:43.599 It's like, yeah, you're talking about like yeah, no, I 754 00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:45.480 was gonna say, like, I think virgin is sex, so 755 00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:49.000 like it's full penetration, penetration. 756 00:34:48.960 --> 00:34:52.559 And full on insertion. But that penis and that penis 757 00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:58.480 ass vagina, vagina. I guess that's what it discredits. Uh 758 00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:00.880 what's called it? Uh? 759 00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:03.159 I guess now. I think when the genitals are in contact, 760 00:35:03.159 --> 00:35:04.079 I think that's that's. 761 00:35:04.360 --> 00:35:07.079 Yeah, girls really rub the vagina like that. 762 00:35:07.239 --> 00:35:10.039 I mean, I mean, it's not happen. 763 00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:13.639 I would say since since they're in a specials they 764 00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:16.800 did the exception. For them, what they consider sex is 765 00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:20.840 different from like penetration because they just don't have a dick. 766 00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:23.280 Because I'm to be honest, I think, well, I think 767 00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:26.440 I think eating vagina is more personal than sucking dick too. 768 00:35:26.880 --> 00:35:28.719 I think that's definitely a step up from there as 769 00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:30.800 well personally from I'm a straight man. 770 00:35:31.320 --> 00:35:33.880 It's like said, it's technically the same thing, but socially. 771 00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:37.079 You're right, socially but technically the same thing, right, Yeah, 772 00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:43.320 it's like it's fucking oral sex but socially and also convenience, dude, 773 00:35:43.400 --> 00:35:45.880 Like it's so much easier to just conveniently I can 774 00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:49.000 just pull my dick out than like a girl sitting 775 00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:52.280 on the couch, and you can't just lean over and 776 00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:54.400 eat it like the way that like a girl could 777 00:35:54.440 --> 00:35:59.559 just suck your dick easily. So there is that one 778 00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:01.519 big thing to work. Especially I have a I have 779 00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:04.480 a herd needed disc so like just eating pussy isn't 780 00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:04.920 easy for me. 781 00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:07.000 I haven't a pussy at all either. I've never done it. Also, 782 00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:07.880 I just refused to. 783 00:36:08.079 --> 00:36:11.840 I mean, that's really gay doing it. Look, it doesn't 784 00:36:11.880 --> 00:36:15.440 matter to me unless your partners like you knows, Look, 785 00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:18.159 it's it's an interesting culturally, it's a cultural thing. It's 786 00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:25.039 an interesting thing to where I'm like, look, it's I 787 00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:27.599 think it's simple if you're if you're, If your partners 788 00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:31.079 like I hate oral sex, like I hate sucking dick. 789 00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:34.280 Right there, I am. I'm gonna be like, that's fine, 790 00:36:34.480 --> 00:36:36.760 Like I don't need my dick to be sucked. I 791 00:36:36.920 --> 00:36:38.679 like it, but I hate it. 792 00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:40.840 So I think if my girl says I hate it, 793 00:36:41.039 --> 00:36:43.719 I'm not gonna be dating them. I think hating it 794 00:36:43.760 --> 00:36:45.400 is a is a maybe you might not want to 795 00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:46.400 do it, and that's fine. 796 00:36:46.840 --> 00:36:48.119 That's cool to me. 797 00:36:48.159 --> 00:36:50.159 It is because I know, I know, I know girls 798 00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:52.920 and guys that expect oral sex and don't deliver it 799 00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:54.480 back me being one. 800 00:36:54.360 --> 00:37:01.079 Of them to expected I don't. I'm not gonna make 801 00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:02.880 you do anything you want to do, and vice versa. 802 00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:04.360 It's a symbolism. Oh yeah, so I won't be with 803 00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:07.119 a symbols I won't be with you. Then that's what 804 00:37:07.199 --> 00:37:09.239 I find people you're compatible with. And if there, if 805 00:37:09.239 --> 00:37:11.639 you find someone that's like I personally just don't care, 806 00:37:11.719 --> 00:37:14.639 like to me, it's like penetration. That's the one thing. 807 00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:16.920 If you if it was like, oh I don't want 808 00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:19.960 to fuck, I'm I'm like what this is crazy, because 809 00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:22.199 that's the that's the. 810 00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:25.119 Ultimate if I If you don't, if you don't offer 811 00:37:26.719 --> 00:37:29.480 every single belling whistle, you're not worth it. But you 812 00:37:29.480 --> 00:37:33.159 cannot expect me to offer that because I just don't 813 00:37:33.159 --> 00:37:33.480 want to. 814 00:37:33.639 --> 00:37:36.920 You're speaking like a man that will be single by 815 00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:42.920 thirty five, well, single by thirty five, living till thirty. 816 00:37:42.679 --> 00:37:55.320 Eight, so optimistic. 817 00:37:56.880 --> 00:38:00.639 Give me that three years after my wife departs with 818 00:38:00.679 --> 00:38:07.239 me not gonna be Why that means at thirty eight, 819 00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:12.679 I'm already gone. I don't make it there. Yeah, that's fun, that's. 820 00:38:14.320 --> 00:38:22.360 Thirty five anyway. Yeah, I don't know. 821 00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:24.559 I think I think penetrations. 822 00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:26.679 I think it's I think that's what it is, that's them. 823 00:38:26.719 --> 00:38:28.800 At the same time, it doesn't matter whatever because but. 824 00:38:29.159 --> 00:38:31.760 Also the concept is who cares, Like the question is 825 00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:34.199 why do you like value being a virgin in the 826 00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:34.760 first place? 827 00:38:35.159 --> 00:38:38.199 Right? Yeah, it means very little if I count, If 828 00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:41.239 I count of a religious person, I couldn't give a fuck. 829 00:38:41.320 --> 00:38:43.159 Yeah, because I was like sexually active at fourteen, but 830 00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:43.920 I wasn't. 831 00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:46.639 Like, yeah, if I count every blowjob I've gotten, then 832 00:38:46.679 --> 00:38:49.599 I have five. I was not a virgin well before, 833 00:38:49.760 --> 00:38:50.880 not well but a bit before. 834 00:38:51.440 --> 00:38:55.280 I think I got regular pushy before I got a blowjob. 835 00:38:55.639 --> 00:38:59.519 I I no, no, for sure, definitely, definitely, definitely don't 836 00:38:59.519 --> 00:38:59.920 think that's true. 837 00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:00.840 Man. I think it's a reverse. 838 00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:04.440 I definitely got. I think that's more common. Think I 839 00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:06.360 think I did too. Actually think I had sex mothers. 840 00:39:07.239 --> 00:39:09.960 Yeah to me, I don't have a memory right now 841 00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:13.119 thinking of something like that. I do remember this one 842 00:39:13.199 --> 00:39:15.400 chick like I wanted to, but my mom was like 843 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:17.360 on it. She was on to me, like iro I 844 00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:19.519 brought this girl over and Moe was like, lose the 845 00:39:19.599 --> 00:39:20.039 door open. 846 00:39:20.159 --> 00:39:22.480 I'm like, what, I had sex one time my house 847 00:39:22.840 --> 00:39:25.719 or only one time because my grandma wasn't home. 848 00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:28.000 I literally just could not have text. It was it 849 00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:29.880 was impossiblecause I had a grandma. I didn't have like 850 00:39:29.920 --> 00:39:32.440 a mom or dad that went somewhere, so she gramdma often. 851 00:39:32.679 --> 00:39:34.599 So I just would not be able to text once 852 00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:38.840 there because she wasn't at home. I must have I think, no, okay, 853 00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:42.000 one time oh while my mom was living there, because 854 00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:44.079 then me and my stepsisters took over the house and 855 00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:45.960 they moved Arizona. And then after that, I. 856 00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:47.320 Was how old were you were you were you like, 857 00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:49.199 were you in high school still or not when when 858 00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:50.159 they moved your mom moved? 859 00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:52.719 Yeah? No, no, so I was probably nineteen. So they moved, 860 00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:54.480 they bought a house in Arizona, and then that then 861 00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:58.920 fucking webs, fucking MySpace and whatever. 862 00:39:59.159 --> 00:40:01.559 Just dude, at that age, at that age, so you 863 00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:03.280 have a hat like that's I'm acting. 864 00:40:03.119 --> 00:40:06.320 The fucking fool. That was nice. That was nice. I 865 00:40:06.320 --> 00:40:09.440 had my dumb stepsisters that were just doing their own thing. 866 00:40:09.519 --> 00:40:11.559 Didn't matter, they didn't care about except for one time 867 00:40:11.639 --> 00:40:15.559 the stupid crazy chick got too high and then her 868 00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:18.239 sister was there and she was call the ambulance. You're like, no, 869 00:40:18.400 --> 00:40:21.199 you're just high, like you're nothing wrong with you. She 870 00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:23.280 was just freaking out and then she was like, cool, 871 00:40:23.320 --> 00:40:25.840 the ambulance and her sister, of course fucking called the ambulance. 872 00:40:26.599 --> 00:40:29.440 Wasted money, her parents, you know, clearly wasted thousands of 873 00:40:29.480 --> 00:40:31.719 dollars to take her to do nothing because it's just 874 00:40:31.960 --> 00:40:34.280 you just need to chill out. And then all of 875 00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:36.159 a sudden, then you know, when my stepsister had called 876 00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:38.239 my mom like what the fuck happened and stuff, and 877 00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:41.320 I'm like, you know, obviously I wasn't supposed to be 878 00:40:42.039 --> 00:40:44.239 bringing people over and drinking because I wasn't twenty one yet. 879 00:40:44.320 --> 00:40:46.199 You were drinking, but like she just got too high. 880 00:40:46.280 --> 00:40:49.079 My dumb ass friend that just smoked her out And 881 00:40:49.119 --> 00:40:51.480 that was the only thing that sucked. But oh wait, 882 00:40:51.519 --> 00:40:53.320 there was a couple of things. Some chick, some chick 883 00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:55.800 got too drunk and she pissed all over my drum carpet, 884 00:40:55.840 --> 00:40:58.719 like in the garage, like there was a I had, 885 00:40:58.880 --> 00:41:02.320 like a carpet, so mad she came, she came over 886 00:41:02.440 --> 00:41:04.360 under you know, I ran in her at Taco Bell. 887 00:41:05.320 --> 00:41:06.760 I ran her at Taco Bell down the street from 888 00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:08.639 the house. And then we were just like, oh, it's 889 00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:10.280 just chit chatting. We went to school together. I'm like, hey, 890 00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:12.199 fucking you know, I lived down the street, like we can. 891 00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:16.199 She just started inviting herself like, so she came over, 892 00:41:16.800 --> 00:41:20.559 brought his other comfort, got drunk while me and my 893 00:41:20.599 --> 00:41:24.280 boys were practicing, then pissed on my fucking rug. And 894 00:41:24.320 --> 00:41:27.280 then another time, it was probably four in the morning, 895 00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:30.280 she this, Oh this is when I got this is 896 00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:41.239 what I got raped. This is four in the morning, 897 00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:45.039 banging on my fucking door. I'm half asleep, needed I 898 00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:46.880 need to be up for work, like at seven or 899 00:41:46.920 --> 00:41:49.079 whatever the fuck. And I'm like, what the fuck are 900 00:41:49.119 --> 00:41:50.840 you doing here? And then that you know, then she 901 00:41:50.920 --> 00:41:52.360 was just smashed and not trying to take no for 902 00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:57.199 an answer. She she did her thing. I pretty much 903 00:41:57.239 --> 00:41:58.920 passed out of the middle of it. I was so fucking tired. 904 00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:01.599 So then, you know, me being a man, I don't 905 00:42:01.599 --> 00:42:07.039 take it as seriously as I should. To work, you know, 906 00:42:07.320 --> 00:42:10.519 you talk about it and you're like, oh, I, Derek, 907 00:42:11.119 --> 00:42:12.400 I got assaulted. Derek. 908 00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:17.079 I'm laughing right now because I don't know what else 909 00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:17.519 to do. 910 00:42:19.679 --> 00:42:23.360 I am since I don't feel traumatized. I don't feel 911 00:42:23.360 --> 00:42:25.280 bad of people laughing at it, even though I know 912 00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:28.239 it's bad. It's like a thing if I were sixteen 913 00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:30.840 years old and I smashed a teacher, I would know, 914 00:42:31.239 --> 00:42:33.119 being the age I am now, like I's fucked up, 915 00:42:33.400 --> 00:42:35.400 But I know that I wouldn't feel bad about it either, 916 00:42:35.800 --> 00:42:38.360 because I just did Personally, I'm not talking for everybody 917 00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:41.559 done it, man. I regret not doing that all the time. 918 00:42:41.559 --> 00:42:44.000 It's another story. We see what you mean, like even 919 00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:47.519 you saying the regret would mean that you probably it 920 00:42:47.559 --> 00:42:50.760 would have translated to trauma like it with some other people. Yeah, 921 00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:53.280 I don't know, because you were not like they got 922 00:42:53.280 --> 00:42:55.400 didn't do that, you know what I mean, It's fine 923 00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:59.280 as fuck. I it's just one of those things. But yeah, 924 00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:00.000 it's it's kind. 925 00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:00.719 Of what you said. 926 00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:02.280 That was like when we were talking about the kid 927 00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:03.000 who fell out of the. 928 00:43:03.400 --> 00:43:05.639 In the same I did do the same they did. 929 00:43:06.079 --> 00:43:09.639 I don't you know they felt his dad because it's like, 930 00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:13.199 it's just one of those awkward how do I even describe? 931 00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:18.159 You're being quirky, but someone's life, Well, what do you know? 932 00:43:18.280 --> 00:43:21.760 He fell fucking nineteen stories down. I don't want to 933 00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:23.920 make light of what happened to me either, but it's 934 00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:25.679 just it's just we it's just I don't know, it's 935 00:43:25.679 --> 00:43:27.800 just it's unfortunate for god, Oh my god. 936 00:43:27.840 --> 00:43:29.320 All right, here's an interesting one. 937 00:43:29.480 --> 00:43:31.079 What do we got? 938 00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:37.199 Calm Tony wrote in Calm Tony. Yeah, it's just killed Tony. 939 00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:40.360 But like it's just stand up comedians trying to make 940 00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:41.079 a guy feel better. 941 00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:43.920 You think someone's gonna like kill kill Tony. 942 00:43:44.239 --> 00:43:45.440 If Tony gets killed? 943 00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:48.079 I mean that would be ultimately that would be the 944 00:43:48.159 --> 00:43:50.280 ultimate punchline. 945 00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:53.199 I think that would be the problem is that I 946 00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:55.960 don't endurese that, but that would be that would be 947 00:43:55.960 --> 00:43:57.679 objectively cosmically funny. 948 00:43:57.920 --> 00:44:00.239 Not even he's not even like he has been really 949 00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:02.639 quiet lately. I haven't seen him. 950 00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:06.519 I'm sure he probably hates what he probably well that 951 00:44:06.519 --> 00:44:10.079 that probably but also like I saw him going Bill 952 00:44:10.119 --> 00:44:12.920 Maher or whatever, and it was even even Bill Maher 953 00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:15.440 was like, what you don't suck? 954 00:44:16.719 --> 00:44:18.000 Yeah, And so like I think. 955 00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:20.639 When Bill Mars dunking on you, Yeah, if. 956 00:44:20.559 --> 00:44:22.320 Bill Maher's dunking on you and he has that point, 957 00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:25.800 that's bad. That's not Bill such a pussy. He sucks. 958 00:44:25.840 --> 00:44:27.679 I just want to slap I just want to take 959 00:44:27.719 --> 00:44:31.880 your shoes from him, disrespect him, slap him with his shoes, 960 00:44:32.239 --> 00:44:33.639 slap him with his shoes. 961 00:44:33.639 --> 00:44:44.559 He does a war That ship me, Bill ma I'm 962 00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:46.320 so stupid. 963 00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:48.400 What bothers me so much? 964 00:44:48.400 --> 00:44:50.679 As he The thing about him so much is he 965 00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:54.679 talks with such confidently wrong about things. Sometimes that's what 966 00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:57.239 really triggers me. It's like, dude, you're so wrong. So 967 00:44:57.360 --> 00:44:59.639 that's it, that's all of us, that's all people but 968 00:44:59.679 --> 00:45:00.400 the problem it's. 969 00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:02.119 You, in particular, when you were talking about what is 970 00:45:02.119 --> 00:45:06.719 it that fucking rapper ten Kashi, I thought I thought 971 00:45:06.760 --> 00:45:09.679 talk I thought ten Kashi sounded so much stupider than 972 00:45:10.199 --> 00:45:12.320 I thought the Khi sounded almost stupid in ten Coshi. 973 00:45:12.480 --> 00:45:15.960 Really, I think I thought it sounded stupid, But I'm wrong. 974 00:45:16.039 --> 00:45:17.679 I just I just thought it was weird that I 975 00:45:17.760 --> 00:45:20.719 knew something about rap more accurately than you did. That 976 00:45:20.800 --> 00:45:21.440 was confusing to me. 977 00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:23.400 I haven't said a artist, well, not listen. I've listened 978 00:45:23.400 --> 00:45:24.800 to that artist, not listen to him. 979 00:45:25.199 --> 00:45:27.639 I like one of his songs. I like gummy or Gummo. 980 00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:30.000 It's a funny song. I like the I can't remember 981 00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:31.360 what it's called, but it's the one where it's. 982 00:45:31.199 --> 00:45:34.880 Like, uh, you know these niggas said, heard me get 983 00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:38.039 the fucking face before I murdered, Like what shot shot shot, 984 00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:41.719 shot shot nigga. Everybody gets pop pop pop nigga. It's 985 00:45:41.760 --> 00:45:44.519 just like it's so high energy. It sounds like like 986 00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:50.920 it's panicky. It's so like myself. He's having because he 987 00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:53.480 was in a really serious situation. So I went home 988 00:45:53.599 --> 00:45:56.400 after almost being killed and sat down and wrote this song. 989 00:45:57.840 --> 00:45:58.920 So much dress. 990 00:45:59.199 --> 00:46:01.119 It's so it's so high. But I was like, I 991 00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:03.119 hate this dude. But I was like, this ship fucking 992 00:46:03.280 --> 00:46:08.119 is like this one is he shot his career. We 993 00:46:08.199 --> 00:46:09.599 had a lot of dumb stuff. He partied with a 994 00:46:09.639 --> 00:46:11.960 thirteen year old. He snitched on the tray way. 995 00:46:12.039 --> 00:46:12.239 Yeah. 996 00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:16.039 Yeah, and he's like when they get out, he's gonna die. 997 00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:19.000 Like he's like when he gets released, he's very lucky. 998 00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:19.880 He has not died yet. 999 00:46:20.159 --> 00:46:22.079 Well, I know you I know, but he was also 1000 00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:26.239 they're not all you know what I mean. Hit there's 1001 00:46:25.840 --> 00:46:29.840 the three Street there, there's plenty of He hid he definitely, 1002 00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:32.679 but he's also he went and witness protection, but it 1003 00:46:32.679 --> 00:46:34.800 would go outside all the time, so you would see 1004 00:46:34.880 --> 00:46:36.880 him on the balcony and ship. People take pictures of him, 1005 00:46:36.920 --> 00:46:38.920 so like, oh so we know who you are, fucking 1006 00:46:39.000 --> 00:46:42.679 genius such an he's so stupid. So they beat the 1007 00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:45.599 piss out of him in a in a gym, a 1008 00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:48.920 gym bathroom. Two people they noticed who it was and 1009 00:46:48.960 --> 00:46:51.760 they beat and filled. 1010 00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:54.400 It, logged it. 1011 00:46:54.719 --> 00:47:07.599 Yeah it's crazy, Carl, and I'm gonna I'm gonna beat 1012 00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:09.039 the six nine half to death. 1013 00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:11.480 Watch this. Do you remember, say, Carl, you remember those 1014 00:47:11.599 --> 00:47:14.599 those name, but like I don't. He's like a family 1015 00:47:14.639 --> 00:47:17.159 blogger and it was like one of those people that 1016 00:47:17.239 --> 00:47:19.239 would exploit their kids for content. 1017 00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:22.559 Okay, I remember like the Ace family or something. I 1018 00:47:22.679 --> 00:47:27.239 remember that Daddy five that's a different one, but Daddy five. 1019 00:47:27.280 --> 00:47:29.239 Was that was the biggest, most high profile and that 1020 00:47:29.239 --> 00:47:29.840 that was fun. 1021 00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:32.559 Literally watched the Ace family for not watch she watches 1022 00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:34.519 drama about the Ace family, and she watches drama. 1023 00:47:35.119 --> 00:47:37.280 You know, they just they just suck. That family is 1024 00:47:37.280 --> 00:47:39.960 really unfortunately anything about the wife was getting cheated. Watch 1025 00:47:39.960 --> 00:47:41.239 she was pregnant, which is crazy. 1026 00:47:41.480 --> 00:47:45.079 That is the look. Look, that's funny. People. People make 1027 00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:47.840 mistakes and you have dumb temptations that make you do 1028 00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:50.360 stupid things, right, but to cheat on the woman that 1029 00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:53.719 is carrying your child, that is really funny. That is 1030 00:47:54.039 --> 00:47:58.000 actually that is actually way more common. Oh, it's very 1031 00:47:58.320 --> 00:48:03.159 it's crazy. Kevin Hart did that, did that ship twice twice. 1032 00:48:03.199 --> 00:48:05.679 He's a backup piece of sh He just had to 1033 00:48:05.719 --> 00:48:09.360 make sure he is. He's actually straight up just a 1034 00:48:09.480 --> 00:48:12.639 shitty partner entirely, like he's a puge music. I don't 1035 00:48:12.679 --> 00:48:13.239 know anything about that. 1036 00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:15.599 That's great, it's really fucking sad like I like. I 1037 00:48:15.679 --> 00:48:17.119 liked him a lot until I found out he did 1038 00:48:17.159 --> 00:48:17.840 that more than. 1039 00:48:17.760 --> 00:48:19.639 Once you get a lot of money, probably had a 1040 00:48:19.679 --> 00:48:23.800 sex addiction before. It's a bad combination. He got here bad. 1041 00:48:24.000 --> 00:48:26.559 He had his kids, cheated on his wife with his 1042 00:48:26.559 --> 00:48:29.039 current wife, which is insane. You're got to marry the 1043 00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:30.639 guy you cheat on somebody with. It just wild to 1044 00:48:30.639 --> 00:48:32.679 me because they're like, you know that they're capable of 1045 00:48:32.719 --> 00:48:35.840 doing that already. And then that woman got pregnant while 1046 00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:39.039 she was pregnant with the kid, having complicated with the pregnancy, 1047 00:48:39.039 --> 00:48:44.800 he cheated on her crazy boweful misogyny is wild, bro, 1048 00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:47.000 you got you got problems, man, and get keep it 1049 00:48:47.000 --> 00:48:47.599 in his pants. 1050 00:48:47.679 --> 00:48:51.280 He's funny though, That's all the matters. 1051 00:48:51.960 --> 00:48:58.480 He was really good in a that video game movie. 1052 00:48:58.679 --> 00:49:02.920 He wasn't jew mind of course, if they have the 1053 00:49:03.000 --> 00:49:05.440 Jungles now too, what's next? Damn? I know they did 1054 00:49:05.440 --> 00:49:08.079 take over the Jumble and take take over next? What 1055 00:49:08.119 --> 00:49:12.960 was alan? I was gonna say, Borderlands. I haven't seen it. 1056 00:49:13.440 --> 00:49:15.440 I was waiting for us to do their thing. 1057 00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:18.639 Yeah, I was like looking into it and I don't Yeah, whatever, 1058 00:49:18.800 --> 00:49:21.840 I don't think it's well, Well, we gotta find a 1059 00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:23.920 better movie, because, like I was looking at it, I was like, 1060 00:49:23.960 --> 00:49:28.800 it's it's not even bad enough to make fun of. Yeah, 1061 00:49:28.920 --> 00:49:30.840 because I think I started it a little bit just 1062 00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:32.119 to see like what the material would be. 1063 00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:36.559 Like. You never watched that movie that we watched, The Bathroom. Yeah, 1064 00:49:38.159 --> 00:49:39.800 I've never had more fun making. 1065 00:49:39.960 --> 00:49:41.320 I still don't know what the fun that movie. 1066 00:49:41.360 --> 00:49:45.000 Dude, we made Ben so mad, he was not, Ben 1067 00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:49.119 was so upset. Let's just watch this one. Hurry up. 1068 00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:52.159 We're watching it making fun of it the whole trying 1069 00:49:52.199 --> 00:49:53.519 to watch every movie. 1070 00:49:53.599 --> 00:49:56.159 You can't watch. You can't watch a movie. 1071 00:49:56.159 --> 00:49:59.079 With your friends, really, especially a shitty one. 1072 00:50:00.079 --> 00:50:01.599 Yeah, you can't watch a movie with your friends for 1073 00:50:01.639 --> 00:50:03.519 the first time, I think unless you're in a theater 1074 00:50:03.559 --> 00:50:06.000 where there's like some sort of like social shame element 1075 00:50:06.079 --> 00:50:07.920 to make sure you're not being a fucking rowdy piece 1076 00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:08.199 of shit. 1077 00:50:08.440 --> 00:50:10.199 Oh dude, But there are certain things that I will 1078 00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:10.599 not watch. 1079 00:50:11.360 --> 00:50:12.880 I remember like they were doing the Last of Us 1080 00:50:13.000 --> 00:50:18.000 watch parties at at our friend's house, and every time 1081 00:50:18.320 --> 00:50:20.679 I went, I watched the episode ahead of time because 1082 00:50:20.719 --> 00:50:22.000 I was like, I'm not gonna watch it for the 1083 00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:23.239 first time with this group. 1084 00:50:23.280 --> 00:50:23.960 Of course, it's. 1085 00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:25.960 Ridiculous, and it was always the right. It was always 1086 00:50:26.039 --> 00:50:28.199 the right to say. It was never not the obviously 1087 00:50:28.199 --> 00:50:29.239 correct thing to do because. 1088 00:50:29.039 --> 00:50:30.800 Someone's gonna get hype and say something like this. It 1089 00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:32.519 is the nature of people. And some people can't help 1090 00:50:32.559 --> 00:50:37.159 themselves either. Like Jojo Is, she doesn't know how to 1091 00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:40.599 not do commentary, you know, like say, if somebody is 1092 00:50:42.079 --> 00:50:45.119 near her vicinity, like is when she's by herself watching stuff, 1093 00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:48.679 she didn't say a fucking word as soon as there's 1094 00:50:48.679 --> 00:50:53.239 somebody in the vicinity and she like, uh, she she 1095 00:50:53.239 --> 00:50:56.960 she made pancakes on Saturday, and just like real quick, 1096 00:50:56.960 --> 00:50:59.119 she's throw on the oh, here's an episode of SpongeBob, 1097 00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:02.400 like fuck it, why not the pizza delivery one? And 1098 00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:04.880 then like commentary on it. I was just like it 1099 00:51:04.920 --> 00:51:06.679 was like I'm watching a commentary track. 1100 00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:08.280 I'll listening to it. 1101 00:51:08.320 --> 00:51:11.079 I'm just like even for this old book, I was 1102 00:51:11.119 --> 00:51:13.639 thinking put on something in the background, but she just 1103 00:51:13.679 --> 00:51:16.760 like gets really excited and like has like a commentary thing. 1104 00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:19.480 Where's I think she should do that for, like put 1105 00:51:19.519 --> 00:51:22.559 on fucking line, like yeah. 1106 00:51:22.440 --> 00:51:22.960 You're already doing it. 1107 00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:25.559 If you're already doing it, like yeah, like it's only 1108 00:51:25.599 --> 00:51:27.639 about actually I mean, I actually might consider hint her 1109 00:51:27.679 --> 00:51:30.760 up about it, do some commentary. Actually we did that 1110 00:51:30.840 --> 00:51:33.360 one time. Fuck I forgot about that. What the fuck 1111 00:51:33.480 --> 00:51:36.519 was it for? For we watched something in twenty twenty 1112 00:51:36.559 --> 00:51:40.079 two and then did a God damn I got her. 1113 00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:41.400 I don't think I have that foot anymore. 1114 00:51:41.400 --> 00:51:41.639 Whatever. 1115 00:51:41.719 --> 00:51:46.960 For Literally, she plays games like how you're supposed to 1116 00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:49.280 really experience them, or when something clap and she like 1117 00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:52.320 yells like yeah, like she like really has fun playing games. 1118 00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:53.920 But whenever you go to our friends house, we playing 1119 00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:58.719 Mario Kart, She's so obnoxiously loud while playing Mario Kart, 1120 00:51:58.840 --> 00:52:01.840 and I'm like, girl, not the funk up. We're playing magic. 1121 00:52:02.480 --> 00:52:13.719 She She's summoning to me that sometimes I'll be playing 1122 00:52:13.719 --> 00:52:15.920 a game, or like there will be a cutscene playing, 1123 00:52:16.159 --> 00:52:16.440 or like. 1124 00:52:16.360 --> 00:52:17.360 I'll be watching a movie. 1125 00:52:17.599 --> 00:52:18.079 Yeah. 1126 00:52:18.119 --> 00:52:20.519 And then I've been I've been with people where where 1127 00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:24.400 it's just like they can't help it, like talk over 1128 00:52:24.440 --> 00:52:25.320 a moment that I know. 1129 00:52:25.400 --> 00:52:29.880 Is important at the worst moment, yeah, and I'm just like, yeah, 1130 00:52:31.320 --> 00:52:34.719 like I just have to it. I always the one 1131 00:52:34.840 --> 00:52:38.400 was like you do the Sometimes I'll sometimes I can't. 1132 00:52:38.719 --> 00:52:40.559 I have to tell them hold on, I straight up, 1133 00:52:40.599 --> 00:52:42.199 just say hold on for something. I can't. I'm like, 1134 00:52:42.639 --> 00:52:45.400 I'm not gonna miss this, so I'll just I'll literally 1135 00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:46.039 just tell hold on. 1136 00:52:46.199 --> 00:52:48.000 Both of my mind too. When when I'm showing somebody 1137 00:52:48.039 --> 00:52:50.719 something for the first time and then they talk over 1138 00:52:50.840 --> 00:52:53.840 like the point like it's like like, oh, this is 1139 00:52:53.880 --> 00:52:55.519 the part of this that's like and then I want 1140 00:52:55.559 --> 00:52:59.280 you to see and then and then that that part begins, 1141 00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:02.719 and then they just turn Wow, I didn't know you. Hey, 1142 00:53:02.760 --> 00:53:04.559 I didn't know he was that young when he did this. 1143 00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:07.320 So you're just you're just not interested watching this. 1144 00:53:07.360 --> 00:53:10.719 Sorry, Okay, I'll just go do something else. 1145 00:53:11.480 --> 00:53:13.679 The thing is that people that don't play video games 1146 00:53:13.679 --> 00:53:16.199 don't have to understanding. It's like because like, for instance, 1147 00:53:16.199 --> 00:53:18.239 I'm playing I'm playing a game, right, I'm playing Rivals 1148 00:53:18.440 --> 00:53:20.559 like that, I'm playing comp But I'm like, I'm locked in, 1149 00:53:20.639 --> 00:53:22.800 and you can you for me. I can tell by 1150 00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:26.119 how many inputs someone's put again, how hard they're playing something. 1151 00:53:26.599 --> 00:53:28.559 And then she comes and she's like, hey, Bud, and 1152 00:53:28.599 --> 00:53:33.920 I'm like, friend, can you let me? Can you give 1153 00:53:33.960 --> 00:53:39.440 me a second? She's like, really a moment, a moment, 1154 00:53:39.480 --> 00:53:43.320 and she shows me the stupidest TikTok I've ever seen, 1155 00:53:43.840 --> 00:53:47.800 and it's funny because of how dumb it is. And 1156 00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:50.079 I'm gonna get mad, and I'm like, she doesn't get it. 1157 00:53:50.159 --> 00:53:52.639 She just doesn't know where she is right now. And 1158 00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:55.599 it's fine, so I let the whole team. There's been 1159 00:53:55.639 --> 00:53:58.079 times that she's like, hey, I'm gonna go do something. 1160 00:53:58.400 --> 00:53:59.840 Hey buddy, can you help me lift something? 1161 00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:02.719 It's really hard. She starts halfway doing it and puts 1162 00:54:02.760 --> 00:54:05.199 up in a bad spot and I'm like, honey, I'm 1163 00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:07.679 in a fine what do you need help with? And 1164 00:54:07.719 --> 00:54:10.000 I have to abandon whatever I'm doing in the middle 1165 00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:14.159 of it because she'll die. I'm like, well, that's that's 1166 00:54:14.159 --> 00:54:18.000 like a I'm sorry, that's like a cat, I'm sorry 1167 00:54:18.280 --> 00:54:20.800 doing some dumb ship. And it's like, you know, then 1168 00:54:20.800 --> 00:54:24.719 it gets all frightened. It's like did you have to? 1169 00:54:25.360 --> 00:54:29.159 Did you you know you need help? I love her, 1170 00:54:27.800 --> 00:54:30.280 her big her thing. 1171 00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:37.840 She is genetically inconvenient. I think I think it is 1172 00:54:38.199 --> 00:54:40.599 genetic where at the worst moment. 1173 00:54:40.440 --> 00:54:43.480 To inconvenient you genetically inconvenient. 1174 00:54:43.480 --> 00:54:47.719 That is like like if girlfriend, if you can, and 1175 00:54:47.840 --> 00:54:51.719 if she can inconvenience somebody, she will not on purpose. 1176 00:54:53.079 --> 00:54:56.119 Something will go wrong and like I'm sorry, I need this, 1177 00:54:56.159 --> 00:54:59.079 and I'm like, honey, I was free for an hour. 1178 00:55:00.119 --> 00:55:02.760 Why now it's like I didn't know you're busy. 1179 00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:04.920 I didn't know, and I'm like I know you don't, 1180 00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:12.480 but like stop, just like quit all of it. 1181 00:55:13.000 --> 00:55:14.199 Damn, there's got nothing. 1182 00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:15.760 Oh yeah, yeah, I don't have that good stuff in 1183 00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:17.400 there that used to be bro. 1184 00:55:18.360 --> 00:55:20.360 I never understood like what that And I still kind 1185 00:55:20.360 --> 00:55:21.840 of don't, to be honest with you, like like the 1186 00:55:21.840 --> 00:55:24.719 people who like sniff markers, what the fuck did that do? 1187 00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:27.400 Because anytime I ever wouldever accidentally even get a with 1188 00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:28.719 of it and just be like, oh, it doesn't smell 1189 00:55:28.800 --> 00:55:29.079 very good. 1190 00:55:29.320 --> 00:55:31.079 Yeah, I think you just had to like really stick 1191 00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:34.000 it there, stick with it, and you'll get a little loopy. 1192 00:55:34.159 --> 00:55:38.000 Yeah you glue. Back in the day, glue huffers, there 1193 00:55:38.039 --> 00:55:39.440 was a Yeah, there was a lot of stuff that 1194 00:55:40.039 --> 00:55:42.119 would just and get a little semi. I would do. 1195 00:55:42.159 --> 00:55:43.360 What I would do is that I'm the same as 1196 00:55:43.360 --> 00:55:45.199 like having cigars, like kind of like that. You know. 1197 00:55:45.239 --> 00:55:48.440 Oh dude, the cigars at Jordan's wedding, Oh my god, 1198 00:55:48.480 --> 00:55:51.079 they were so fucking strong, dude made my head spin. 1199 00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:55.280 Yeah, I remember if I had any of them. I had. 1200 00:55:55.480 --> 00:55:57.119 I had one of those little baby ones and had 1201 00:55:57.119 --> 00:55:59.599 like flavor in it. It was delicious, had the flavor one cigarella. 1202 00:55:59.880 --> 00:56:02.199 It wasn't quite a Cigarello, but. 1203 00:56:03.000 --> 00:56:04.039 Not like it was adjacent. 1204 00:56:04.199 --> 00:56:06.920 Yeah, he had cigars for everybody, but he had the 1205 00:56:06.960 --> 00:56:09.480 ones with the grooms men were like the fucking really 1206 00:56:09.519 --> 00:56:10.199 strong ones. 1207 00:56:10.239 --> 00:56:12.199 And I was like this and they're like, yet a 1208 00:56:12.199 --> 00:56:13.760 twohundred cigar? And I was like, why did you give 1209 00:56:13.800 --> 00:56:15.840 me a one hundred dollars? 1210 00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:18.159 I was like, why don't give me a cigar? 1211 00:56:18.480 --> 00:56:21.639 I don't do smoke dollar cigars perfectly fine. 1212 00:56:21.679 --> 00:56:23.760 I don't smoke. What do you mean why would you 1213 00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:26.320 give this to me? I don't even smoke weed? 1214 00:56:26.480 --> 00:56:29.199 And I'm honest, I feel like those cigars like there's 1215 00:56:29.239 --> 00:56:31.639 just one giant bin of tobacco and then they just 1216 00:56:31.639 --> 00:56:34.559 here's the two hundred dollar ones, here's the forty dollars ones, 1217 00:56:34.599 --> 00:56:37.559 here's the like the same ship I just saw, like 1218 00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:38.760 I don't trust for that ship. 1219 00:56:39.360 --> 00:56:41.559 Hated that ship. She hated how I think. SMS was like, 1220 00:56:41.599 --> 00:56:43.199 I really don't want this around. I was like, honey, 1221 00:56:43.239 --> 00:56:44.159 of course, I don't want. 1222 00:56:44.119 --> 00:56:48.119 Cigar smokers like connoissewers. Man, I can't. I've been dealing 1223 00:56:48.119 --> 00:56:50.360 with their fucking breath. It's gotta be. 1224 00:56:50.760 --> 00:56:52.320 And then we left and then we left and we 1225 00:56:52.360 --> 00:56:54.239 forgot something in the car. We had to come back 1226 00:56:54.280 --> 00:56:56.039 and we all hung out in and out before the 1227 00:56:56.199 --> 00:56:58.679 night was over, and I was just like we went home. 1228 00:56:58.719 --> 00:56:59.920 We were like and then like I think it was 1229 00:57:00.119 --> 00:57:01.400 one of our friends who was like, hey, I left 1230 00:57:01.599 --> 00:57:03.360 in the car and I was like, no, we're like 1231 00:57:03.480 --> 00:57:05.599 twenty minutes away from home, and then. 1232 00:57:05.519 --> 00:57:06.880 We had to do fifteen minutes. 1233 00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:08.559 Yeah, I do remember that. 1234 00:57:09.119 --> 00:57:11.440 We were like, hey, guys, let's just eat in and 1235 00:57:11.480 --> 00:57:13.559 out and hang up or saying. Everybody was like beat 1236 00:57:13.800 --> 00:57:17.519 except for Joe had energy. Everybody was like, I'm really 1237 00:57:17.599 --> 00:57:23.800 tired this wedding exhausted me hoping vibes man horse meat or. 1238 00:57:23.719 --> 00:57:29.119 Something bit joking joking, but for girth. Oh no, I 1239 00:57:29.119 --> 00:57:32.679 didn't read the calm. Tony's thing. Oh this is bitch, 1240 00:57:32.719 --> 00:57:37.159 slupting Horror says just wanted you, you autistic and afraid boys, 1241 00:57:37.159 --> 00:57:40.280 to know that. In one of the most autistic Sonic 1242 00:57:40.360 --> 00:57:43.119 fandom moments of all time, a fart fetish account on 1243 00:57:43.159 --> 00:57:47.079 Twitter leaked images from the first Sonic movie before Sonic's redesign. 1244 00:57:49.400 --> 00:57:53.039 That is on a part fetish website. Oh my count God, 1245 00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:56.320 thank you, thank you for letting me know. Joking but 1246 00:57:56.480 --> 00:57:59.480 for girth, wrote in says, what's up Black, Puerto Rican 1247 00:57:59.519 --> 00:58:03.000 and something in between? Just got a king sized bed 1248 00:58:03.039 --> 00:58:07.280 and I love it more than pussy or man pussy. Ohne, 1249 00:58:07.800 --> 00:58:10.760 what's a luxury you can't live without anymore? Hard Mode, 1250 00:58:11.360 --> 00:58:14.599 don't mention air conditioning? Goddamn it is the obvious answer. 1251 00:58:14.679 --> 00:58:16.159 Goddamn it is the obvious. 1252 00:58:16.199 --> 00:58:20.880 Air Conditioning and food are the two things that like, 1253 00:58:21.079 --> 00:58:22.920 fuck up, food is not. 1254 00:58:22.840 --> 00:58:24.960 A luxury, well not like like good food. 1255 00:58:25.079 --> 00:58:27.039 What's it like? 1256 00:58:27.960 --> 00:58:31.800 I'm obviously chimps. I'm not talking about just literally just 1257 00:58:31.880 --> 00:58:35.079 said food, bitch, food at our fault. 1258 00:58:35.559 --> 00:58:37.639 For me, it's always those are the two most important things. 1259 00:58:37.639 --> 00:58:39.679 But if you take out the two obvious things that people, 1260 00:58:39.719 --> 00:58:41.599 most people are gonna choose for me, it's. 1261 00:58:41.599 --> 00:58:45.559 Just uh trying to think air conditioning really is the 1262 00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:46.280 obvious answer? 1263 00:58:46.559 --> 00:58:49.400 Yeah, uh, I. 1264 00:58:49.280 --> 00:58:52.400 Know some people would say, like a bidet, but they 1265 00:58:52.519 --> 00:58:54.519 are game changers, man, which I don't in the house. 1266 00:58:54.519 --> 00:58:56.320 They are game changers. Yeah, I'm gonna get one of 1267 00:58:56.360 --> 00:58:59.599 my new apartments at least. Well I'll wait, I'll see 1268 00:58:59.599 --> 00:59:01.599 how I feel in the place, because you know, maybe 1269 00:59:01.880 --> 00:59:04.440 maybe it sucks, but yeah, you know, if it's all good, 1270 00:59:04.440 --> 00:59:05.679 then yeah I'm install it. 1271 00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:10.840 I think I would have to go with us speakers, oh. 1272 00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:14.880 Like, because yeah that is something. When I got my 1273 00:59:14.880 --> 00:59:17.880 surround sound system, I never had one before, Like I 1274 00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:19.320 don't even think our family ever had it, Like we 1275 00:59:19.400 --> 00:59:21.360 just had the TV audio forever. And I was like, 1276 00:59:21.400 --> 00:59:24.599 you know what, I kinda I don't know. I want something. 1277 00:59:24.960 --> 00:59:26.280 I have a living I have my own living room. 1278 00:59:26.280 --> 00:59:27.960 I want to take advantage of this. I'm also in 1279 00:59:28.000 --> 00:59:32.519 a weird location where like my apartment is next to 1280 00:59:33.719 --> 00:59:37.159 my apartment is like next to a staircase, and so 1281 00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:39.760 like the walls when the living room aren't bordering anybody, 1282 00:59:39.840 --> 00:59:42.800 the people upstairs don't care, and the people over there 1283 00:59:42.880 --> 00:59:44.880 aren't going to like they don't care either. So it's 1284 00:59:44.920 --> 00:59:47.639 just like I'm I have good opportunity here, nice to 1285 00:59:47.679 --> 00:59:51.119 get some loud shit and it's not going to bother anybody. Uh. 1286 00:59:51.840 --> 00:59:56.440 And when I went back, when I went back to 1287 00:59:56.719 --> 00:59:59.280 uh a friend's house and they didn't have it, I 1288 00:59:59.320 --> 01:00:03.679 was like, I can't I believe people experience media like this. 1289 01:00:05.000 --> 01:00:07.559 It's crazy because it does feel like you notice it. 1290 01:00:07.519 --> 01:00:09.920 It's like, oh, it's so tinny, and it's just like 1291 01:00:10.000 --> 01:00:12.800 so it's so strange that I honestly. Also another one 1292 01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:15.320 that came to mind YouTube premium. YouTube premium is the. 1293 01:00:15.280 --> 01:00:16.800 Only have it for three days when I was losing 1294 01:00:16.840 --> 01:00:20.960 my mind debit card so might count. Obviously they didn't 1295 01:00:21.000 --> 01:00:23.199 go through, and then I was like, oh, I don't 1296 01:00:23.239 --> 01:00:26.360 know how I lived without this, because yeah, there are 1297 01:00:26.440 --> 01:00:27.559 so many ads on YouTube. 1298 01:00:27.559 --> 01:00:28.039 It's crazy. 1299 01:00:28.079 --> 01:00:30.199 You don't realize how often you use YouTube, I think, 1300 01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:33.119 until you do that, because it's just like, fuck, I'm 1301 01:00:33.119 --> 01:00:33.719 seeing so. 1302 01:00:33.760 --> 01:00:35.960 Many ads I gave them that I never see. 1303 01:00:35.960 --> 01:00:38.039 Happily, I was like, here take it. Yeah. 1304 01:00:38.119 --> 01:00:40.679 Yeah, it's expensive, but it's also like it I use 1305 01:00:40.760 --> 01:00:43.559 YouTube so much that any even just the time that 1306 01:00:43.639 --> 01:00:46.480 it takes, especially for me as like an editor, because 1307 01:00:46.519 --> 01:00:48.480 sometimes sometimes I'm just looking for like a video to 1308 01:00:48.519 --> 01:00:51.320 put in an anything, or like footage to grab, or 1309 01:00:51.320 --> 01:00:53.800 like a sound effect, and sometimes like dude, sometimes a 1310 01:00:53.840 --> 01:00:56.920 two second sound effect on YouTube just that I want 1311 01:00:56.920 --> 01:00:59.239 to download. We'll have like a fifteen second ad before 1312 01:00:59.280 --> 01:01:02.719 and it's like, oh my God, this is actively robbing 1313 01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:06.480 so much time for me. But yeah, I would say, yeah, 1314 01:01:06.559 --> 01:01:09.119 ad blockers or like or like YouTube premium is probably 1315 01:01:09.159 --> 01:01:10.159 one of them. 1316 01:01:10.239 --> 01:01:14.199 Yeah, that's a good one. Uh. I got specifically because 1317 01:01:14.199 --> 01:01:16.719 of mobile because I don't have a good blocker on 1318 01:01:16.800 --> 01:01:18.760 the phone. Well yeah, that's what it is, like, so 1319 01:01:18.800 --> 01:01:21.719 I was like, oh, well that's no choice. That's so 1320 01:01:21.800 --> 01:01:23.800 I've had since it was a YouTube bread you know, 1321 01:01:23.920 --> 01:01:27.239 it's I've been using it. So Uh, that's a good 1322 01:01:27.280 --> 01:01:29.119 fucking answer. That's a great one. Other than that, my 1323 01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:31.599 other answer would just be headphones. They're like, you're talking 1324 01:01:31.639 --> 01:01:35.559 about a sound system of speakers, but I pretty much 1325 01:01:35.719 --> 01:01:39.519 just it's instead of having like I because I used 1326 01:01:39.519 --> 01:01:40.840 to have like sub Wolfer and all this stuff, or 1327 01:01:40.840 --> 01:01:42.639 a sound bar and stuff like that. I'm like, I 1328 01:01:42.679 --> 01:01:45.559 pretty much do most of my stuff on my PC anyway, 1329 01:01:45.880 --> 01:01:49.000 where if I'm consuming media, the TV is only when 1330 01:01:49.079 --> 01:01:52.480 Jojo and I are eating watching the dumb ass fucking show. 1331 01:01:52.599 --> 01:01:54.840 So then I just have really good headphones or I 1332 01:01:54.920 --> 01:01:57.920 have these I have these Innier monitors that are fifty 1333 01:01:57.960 --> 01:02:01.639 bucks on Amazon, and they're the best sound, better than 1334 01:02:01.719 --> 01:02:04.679 fucking the two hundred dollar you know, the fucking ones 1335 01:02:04.679 --> 01:02:07.079 that I bought the what do you call the earbuds? 1336 01:02:07.719 --> 01:02:10.320 And I just bought these this fifty dollars ones that's 1337 01:02:10.360 --> 01:02:12.719 some idiot recommended to me because I watch a lot 1338 01:02:12.760 --> 01:02:16.199 of audio foul content. Yeah, these guys and they have 1339 01:02:16.239 --> 01:02:19.079 all the the wrap, they have all the maps and 1340 01:02:19.119 --> 01:02:22.239 stuff where there's like this, uh this, oh, this is 1341 01:02:22.239 --> 01:02:25.239 what the human ear is basically likes this sound. I 1342 01:02:25.239 --> 01:02:28.280 think it's called it the harmon fucking something like frequency 1343 01:02:28.400 --> 01:02:30.639 or something like this is like the the Goldilocks zone 1344 01:02:30.679 --> 01:02:34.639 and ship and they're like yeah whatever, Yeah, but like 1345 01:02:34.679 --> 01:02:36.800 these ones. I do all my editing. I have about 1346 01:02:36.800 --> 01:02:40.039 two hundred dollars Sandheiser headphones and I don't even use 1347 01:02:40.079 --> 01:02:44.840 them anymore because these fifty dollars fucking inir monitors are 1348 01:02:44.880 --> 01:02:48.679 the fucking best thing I ever had. And I wish 1349 01:02:48.840 --> 01:02:52.559 I had they had like a bluetooth version, but it'll be, 1350 01:02:52.599 --> 01:02:55.840 it'll be. The One thing about fucking iPhone is they 1351 01:02:55.880 --> 01:03:01.320 don't have the new Bluetooth toothumb frequency l DAK teeth Bluetooth. 1352 01:03:01.400 --> 01:03:05.559 The bluetooth the l DAK is the is only available 1353 01:03:05.559 --> 01:03:10.920 on androids, and so it's just a better frequency for bluetooth. 1354 01:03:10.960 --> 01:03:14.639 That's closer to it being like your true like lossless 1355 01:03:15.159 --> 01:03:18.400 listening experience. Like say, the best experience you want to 1356 01:03:18.440 --> 01:03:19.880 have is you want to have el dak and you 1357 01:03:19.920 --> 01:03:23.239 want to listen on Apple Music because Apple Music has 1358 01:03:23.320 --> 01:03:25.440 lost less, so you can just listen to it exactly 1359 01:03:25.480 --> 01:03:27.800 how it's supposed to sound, and then l DAK with 1360 01:03:27.960 --> 01:03:30.280 Bluetooth is the best experience. Otherwise you just want to 1361 01:03:30.280 --> 01:03:33.159 connect it if you want to have the best listening experience. 1362 01:03:33.199 --> 01:03:37.440 But most people won't notice a difference. And I tested 1363 01:03:37.440 --> 01:03:39.760 that out one time when I remixed one of my 1364 01:03:39.800 --> 01:03:43.320 old songs. There was the Billie Eilish one that I 1365 01:03:43.400 --> 01:03:46.360 did with Kayley, and I remixed it and I showed 1366 01:03:46.440 --> 01:03:48.199 Jojo I was like, listen to this night and day, 1367 01:03:48.320 --> 01:03:50.079 and I don't tell a difference. And I was like, 1368 01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:51.880 I was like, fucking whatever, dude. I was just like, 1369 01:03:52.239 --> 01:03:54.800 I was just like, I'm wasting my time because I 1370 01:03:54.800 --> 01:03:58.559 think most people don't hear the little nuances good to 1371 01:03:58.639 --> 01:04:01.760 be fair, they are kind of you know, middle school. 1372 01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:07.119 And then almost every thing now has a EQ, which 1373 01:04:07.199 --> 01:04:09.000 is that's kind of you can fix things and post 1374 01:04:09.079 --> 01:04:12.280 buy shitty headphones and earbuds if it comes with an 1375 01:04:12.280 --> 01:04:14.800 EQ or like Spotify, you can EQ on it. Yeah, 1376 01:04:15.000 --> 01:04:16.840 so it's kind of like pointless what I might even 1377 01:04:16.880 --> 01:04:17.320 talk about. 1378 01:04:18.920 --> 01:04:22.760 Yeah, headphones are one for me, like I I I 1379 01:04:22.800 --> 01:04:26.679 guess the thing for me is like I usually if 1380 01:04:26.719 --> 01:04:29.559 I'm playing games or watching YouTube video at my desk, 1381 01:04:29.679 --> 01:04:32.920 I'm usually like working in some way. This is like 1382 01:04:32.920 --> 01:04:35.320 a workroom, Like it's just associated with work. So I 1383 01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:36.440 do most these. 1384 01:04:36.599 --> 01:04:40.559 Maybe once what is that I use the AirPods? O AirPods? 1385 01:04:40.599 --> 01:04:45.840 Oh yeah maybe once? Those are earbuds right, yeah, yeah, 1386 01:04:45.880 --> 01:04:48.400 I don't see. I don't like earbuds really liked, Like 1387 01:04:48.440 --> 01:04:48.880 I don't. 1388 01:04:48.719 --> 01:04:51.320 Like having something like if you exercise their useful. 1389 01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:55.360 I don't like those. There's a specific like they have 1390 01:04:55.480 --> 01:04:59.079 that thing where it just I need. So I'm different 1391 01:04:59.119 --> 01:05:01.000 like some people like them. They they kind of don't 1392 01:05:01.039 --> 01:05:02.480 go all the way in your ear, like they sit 1393 01:05:02.519 --> 01:05:05.239 out a little bit. A lot of the designs are 1394 01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:08.559 catering more towards that, but they just stretch this part 1395 01:05:08.599 --> 01:05:09.920 of my ear out. I guess this part of my 1396 01:05:09.920 --> 01:05:13.440 ear is like really small, so it fucking hurts ball. 1397 01:05:13.679 --> 01:05:17.159 So I like the ones that actually lodge in your ear. 1398 01:05:17.400 --> 01:05:20.039 I prefer those oh these ones lodging you have old 1399 01:05:20.199 --> 01:05:22.159 cup that you lodge into here do they is when 1400 01:05:22.199 --> 01:05:23.840 I see the design of that orb thing, it looks 1401 01:05:23.840 --> 01:05:25.719 like it's gonna like be too bulky right there on 1402 01:05:25.760 --> 01:05:27.440 the outside. But I've never tried them before. But they 1403 01:05:27.480 --> 01:05:28.760 also have the ones that you can go behind you ears. 1404 01:05:28.760 --> 01:05:30.760 That's one's for like the bike riders. Yeah, for this 1405 01:05:30.800 --> 01:05:33.719 sports stuff. Yeah, yeah, I use them specific it's more 1406 01:05:33.800 --> 01:05:35.599 for like when I'm doing sports stuff because I notice, 1407 01:05:35.639 --> 01:05:39.239 especially when I was boxing over the ear don't stay 1408 01:05:39.280 --> 01:05:40.840 on your head while you're boxing, So that was the 1409 01:05:40.920 --> 01:05:41.480 problem for me. 1410 01:05:41.679 --> 01:05:44.119 Yeah, they don't. Yeah, it's good for acting and for 1411 01:05:44.119 --> 01:05:46.480 summertime when it's like just too hot to wear headphones. 1412 01:05:46.840 --> 01:05:47.800 But generally, like. 1413 01:05:47.880 --> 01:05:51.679 But I like headphones if headphones absolutely, Like there's something 1414 01:05:51.679 --> 01:05:54.719 about when I when I have ears. There's something about 1415 01:05:54.719 --> 01:05:56.119 when I have earbuds in where it's like I don't 1416 01:05:56.119 --> 01:05:59.960 even know it's like the world around specifically like my 1417 01:06:00.000 --> 01:06:03.519 I can hear my body more like when I take footsteps, 1418 01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:07.639 like the sound of the footsteps like traveling. Yeah, right, 1419 01:06:07.880 --> 01:06:09.960 and so like that that bugs the ship into It's 1420 01:06:10.000 --> 01:06:10.480 the same thing. 1421 01:06:10.360 --> 01:06:12.480 If you just take your fingers and plug them in 1422 01:06:12.519 --> 01:06:12.840 your ears. 1423 01:06:12.920 --> 01:06:15.519 Literally you're breathing more, you're moving more. Yet it's just 1424 01:06:15.519 --> 01:06:16.079 how it happens. 1425 01:06:16.159 --> 01:06:18.159 Yeah, where it's like headphones are just more like I'm 1426 01:06:18.159 --> 01:06:19.760 more lost than whatever I'm listening. 1427 01:06:20.199 --> 01:06:22.719 But these are actually I'm not gonna say what they 1428 01:06:22.719 --> 01:06:25.360 are because we're not getting paid by them. But I 1429 01:06:25.519 --> 01:06:27.079 demanded them to give them to me even though I 1430 01:06:27.119 --> 01:06:30.599 wasn't advertising them. And it has some of the best 1431 01:06:30.639 --> 01:06:34.360 fucking A and C. No really, yeah, that's the only 1432 01:06:34.559 --> 01:06:36.599 it's that's the only thing I was like, because they're 1433 01:06:36.639 --> 01:06:38.880 not the best sound. Yeah, you know, but that the 1434 01:06:39.239 --> 01:06:44.039 the the actual noise counseling. Active noise counseling is fucking 1435 01:06:45.000 --> 01:06:47.519 stupid good. I was really surprised. I would like to 1436 01:06:47.559 --> 01:06:49.639 part with the one time so they can give me 1437 01:06:49.679 --> 01:06:51.280 another one because they have an updated version. 1438 01:06:51.480 --> 01:06:54.159 I've had the same headphones for a while. I don't 1439 01:06:54.199 --> 01:06:55.760 know if I'm I kind of want new ones, but 1440 01:06:55.800 --> 01:06:58.480 like I also don't need them. Yeah, yeah, some kind of. 1441 01:06:58.519 --> 01:07:00.000 I'm an idiot. I just keep buying them because I 1442 01:07:00.400 --> 01:07:01.000 bought a lot of them. 1443 01:07:01.119 --> 01:07:02.960 There was a point where I would keep losing them, dude, 1444 01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:06.199 Like I would buy like really nice headphones, and because 1445 01:07:06.280 --> 01:07:10.679 like I'm I wasn't used to having nice things. I 1446 01:07:10.719 --> 01:07:12.960 didn't care about them and I didn't build that. I 1447 01:07:13.000 --> 01:07:15.239 didn't build that care enough, so I would like leave 1448 01:07:15.320 --> 01:07:18.119 them in like a fucking uber or something like damn. 1449 01:07:18.519 --> 01:07:19.519 I went through like I think. 1450 01:07:19.400 --> 01:07:21.880 Like three or four pairs of like really nice, like 1451 01:07:22.199 --> 01:07:24.280 one hundred dollars plus headphones. 1452 01:07:23.840 --> 01:07:25.639 I got I have. I have the pair half now, 1453 01:07:25.679 --> 01:07:27.159 and also the pair that Lily broke. 1454 01:07:27.880 --> 01:07:32.920 Oh cool. She broke them for me because she grabbed them. 1455 01:07:33.039 --> 01:07:35.360 She bought she bottom for me, then broke them. Then 1456 01:07:35.400 --> 01:07:36.920 she bought these new ones, and I was like, yeah, 1457 01:07:36.960 --> 01:07:38.760 she break them. I don't I remember. I think it 1458 01:07:38.800 --> 01:07:40.159 was like you were cleaning or something like that. And 1459 01:07:40.159 --> 01:07:41.719 then she just like picked them up the wrong way 1460 01:07:41.840 --> 01:07:44.960 because they're not they're not strong headphones at all. The 1461 01:07:44.960 --> 01:07:47.480 ones I have that they're not strong at all. She 1462 01:07:47.519 --> 01:07:49.039 picked them up the wrong way and like dropped them 1463 01:07:49.079 --> 01:07:52.559 down and just like the earbud partners folded the wrong direction. 1464 01:07:52.920 --> 01:07:54.719 And I was like, well, that's awesome, but I need 1465 01:07:54.719 --> 01:07:57.679 new headphones for my desk. I knew, like for my computer, 1466 01:07:57.719 --> 01:07:58.880 I need new headphones pretty bad. 1467 01:07:58.880 --> 01:08:00.840 It was for like four years there's a lot of 1468 01:08:01.039 --> 01:08:03.000 but they're not bad, that's the problem. They're just fine. 1469 01:08:03.159 --> 01:08:05.599 Yeah, it's hard for me to replace something that that 1470 01:08:07.360 --> 01:08:09.639 who's only the only reason I'm replacing is because I 1471 01:08:09.679 --> 01:08:14.440 want a newer thing. Like if it works fine, like 1472 01:08:14.639 --> 01:08:16.079 it's it's one of those these like if my phone 1473 01:08:16.119 --> 01:08:19.279 starts like not holding a charge, I got to replace it. 1474 01:08:19.520 --> 01:08:21.960 Or like if it even if it starts charging at 1475 01:08:22.000 --> 01:08:24.319 a lower rate, that's like I noticed to be inconvenient. 1476 01:08:24.319 --> 01:08:25.239 That's good enough for me. 1477 01:08:25.479 --> 01:08:29.000 I'll get a new phone. But like if it's functioning 1478 01:08:29.039 --> 01:08:30.640 more or less perfectly fine, Like it's hard. 1479 01:08:30.479 --> 01:08:32.039 For as I've gotten old, I've gotten more like that 1480 01:08:32.079 --> 01:08:33.760 when I was younger, I just kind of no, I'm 1481 01:08:33.760 --> 01:08:35.079 going to buy a new thing now because it's like, 1482 01:08:35.359 --> 01:08:37.079 oh I've had it this time. It's by the time 1483 01:08:37.159 --> 01:08:39.279 up is like rotated out. But now if it does, 1484 01:08:39.439 --> 01:08:42.560 if it isn't literally like damaged, I just don't need 1485 01:08:42.600 --> 01:08:43.880 to get another one. So I don't get it. 1486 01:08:44.039 --> 01:08:46.319 I have that issue with the headphones over there, like 1487 01:08:46.359 --> 01:08:50.399 the the what is it the audio chechnics, the audio technicals. 1488 01:08:50.159 --> 01:08:52.560 Where like the the. 1489 01:08:52.199 --> 01:08:55.760 Leather thing started flaking and I thought like, oh, I'm 1490 01:08:55.760 --> 01:08:58.800 just gonna get new headphones, and I thought, no, just 1491 01:08:58.880 --> 01:09:01.520 replace place to but yeah, I just bought new rubber 1492 01:09:01.560 --> 01:09:03.000 and like, just replace them. 1493 01:09:03.039 --> 01:09:06.239 As happened with me. You have the fifties, right, I 1494 01:09:06.279 --> 01:09:08.600 think I thought years ago. I'm pretty sure it was 1495 01:09:08.640 --> 01:09:11.800 the fifties I had. I had the forties, and the 1496 01:09:11.800 --> 01:09:13.840 same thing happened that this. The fucking the ones they 1497 01:09:13.840 --> 01:09:16.279 come with are awful, but the problem is since they 1498 01:09:16.279 --> 01:09:19.520 are plastic. I took them off my head one time 1499 01:09:19.560 --> 01:09:22.359 and snapped it. I was so fucking mad because the 1500 01:09:22.399 --> 01:09:24.920 headphones were perfect. I loved editing with them. But then 1501 01:09:25.039 --> 01:09:29.039 that's what kind of made me find better ones, and 1502 01:09:29.079 --> 01:09:31.640 I have I have some open ear ones that uh 1503 01:09:31.800 --> 01:09:35.119 specifically for am mixing music, so there's less of like 1504 01:09:35.199 --> 01:09:38.079 just music, you know, like the frequencies are just smacking 1505 01:09:38.119 --> 01:09:39.680 me around, so it kind of passes. 1506 01:09:39.399 --> 01:09:42.000 Through so I can hear it. It's not like bouncing 1507 01:09:42.000 --> 01:09:42.239 back and. 1508 01:09:42.319 --> 01:09:44.359 Yeah, so it just you can hear everything better. So 1509 01:09:44.479 --> 01:09:46.279 I was doing just so much research. 1510 01:09:45.960 --> 01:09:48.199 On like what that's interesting. I hadn't considered that, Yeah, 1511 01:09:48.239 --> 01:09:50.880 I had neither. The science of that makes sense though, 1512 01:09:51.039 --> 01:09:51.640 I hadn't. 1513 01:09:51.439 --> 01:09:53.680 Either until I started really doing what are the best 1514 01:09:54.439 --> 01:09:56.920 things for mixing and mastering, and they're like, well, for like, 1515 01:09:57.000 --> 01:09:58.760 get some open ear ones, and I was like, oh, 1516 01:09:58.840 --> 01:10:01.840 trying to fucking because everything is all closed. Everything I 1517 01:10:01.880 --> 01:10:03.720 get is closed because first of all, I don't want 1518 01:10:03.720 --> 01:10:06.600 to hear anyone else's bullshit. Right, I'm fucking like Jojo 1519 01:10:06.720 --> 01:10:09.000 watching some like TV or something like that, and so 1520 01:10:09.199 --> 01:10:13.199 I fucking definitely want closed. But it's gonna be good though, 1521 01:10:13.199 --> 01:10:16.119 because we get the I'm gonna build my studio now. 1522 01:10:16.960 --> 01:10:22.399 Yeah, all right, it's uh okay. 1523 01:10:22.760 --> 01:10:26.399 N eight wrote in he says, dear tofa Rick and. 1524 01:10:26.399 --> 01:10:30.520 Stern Ew, who's the last one? 1525 01:10:30.560 --> 01:10:35.960 What don Stan's sn stan Rick? And tof Okay gotcha? 1526 01:10:36.159 --> 01:10:40.920 Hannas says Rick. He says, I've been a listener since 1527 01:10:41.000 --> 01:10:44.159 episode zero, and I've been around long enough to miss 1528 01:10:44.239 --> 01:10:48.560 Chris's machinems. That's crazy. I regret. I regret that I 1529 01:10:48.600 --> 01:10:51.199 haven't been able to be a patron until now. Unfortunately, 1530 01:10:51.199 --> 01:10:52.960 I was in a pretty gnarly accident at the end 1531 01:10:53.000 --> 01:10:57.159 of twenty eighteen and became profoundly disabled and broke as hell. 1532 01:10:57.239 --> 01:10:59.960 Fuck our healthcare system. That sounds about right. It's amazing. 1533 01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:03.479 It's an amazing fucking system we got. It's only now. 1534 01:11:04.560 --> 01:11:06.479 It is only now I have the means to support, 1535 01:11:06.800 --> 01:11:08.880 to show my support and deep graduate for this podcast. 1536 01:11:08.880 --> 01:11:12.439 My life has been tangibly made much better by the 1537 01:11:12.560 --> 01:11:15.000 endless hours of lass and enjoyment you've given us all 1538 01:11:15.159 --> 01:11:18.600 week after week. Seriously, thank you so much. My question 1539 01:11:18.760 --> 01:11:21.399 is if you were able to snap your fingers and 1540 01:11:21.479 --> 01:11:25.439 conjure the perfect video game for you, what would that 1541 01:11:25.479 --> 01:11:27.920 game look like? What mechanics would you want in that game? Personally, 1542 01:11:28.319 --> 01:11:31.680 I desperately want another Nemesis System game. That's true, they 1543 01:11:31.720 --> 01:11:35.560 never really fucking did anything. One of Brothers was cool, 1544 01:11:35.600 --> 01:11:37.800 you know, Yeah, they're so sick. I really think they're 1545 01:11:38.000 --> 01:11:42.159 kind of low key epic. I think a cyberpunk gang 1546 01:11:42.199 --> 01:11:44.239 war setting would be really cool, especially as a cyborg, 1547 01:11:44.279 --> 01:11:46.000 and I means to come back and rebuilt in a 1548 01:11:46.079 --> 01:11:48.399 similar way to how it works. Could quit in the 1549 01:11:48.479 --> 01:11:51.000 mortar games. That would be cool. Thanks again and sorry 1550 01:11:51.039 --> 01:11:52.479 for the length of this question. It was important to me. 1551 01:11:53.319 --> 01:11:55.159 It was important to me to be able to thank 1552 01:11:55.159 --> 01:11:57.560 you through you for helping me smile whilst traversing Hell. 1553 01:11:58.199 --> 01:12:02.079 Thank you, man, I appreciate it and don't feel bad 1554 01:12:03.279 --> 01:12:05.680 about not bigat. 1555 01:12:05.279 --> 01:12:08.039 You support by also just listening. You know, we get 1556 01:12:08.039 --> 01:12:10.600 we get we get a little bit of add kickback 1557 01:12:10.640 --> 01:12:14.680 from speaker and yeah, whatever the funk that? That's that's 1558 01:12:14.680 --> 01:12:16.760 what it's called. I always it sounds so stupid to 1559 01:12:16.760 --> 01:12:18.760 me when I like, it doesn't sound it doesn't sound like, 1560 01:12:19.239 --> 01:12:21.439 what is that? What's the r? What is that? Because 1561 01:12:21.680 --> 01:12:23.600 speaker spreaking? What is that? I don't know? What is that? 1562 01:12:23.680 --> 01:12:29.560 Because we're spreaking to you? 1563 01:12:31.399 --> 01:12:32.880 Huh what are you on about? 1564 01:12:32.880 --> 01:12:41.640 It didn't even make sense even Yeah anyway, Yeah, no worries. 1565 01:12:41.800 --> 01:12:44.840 Appreciate it. Glad you're not disabled anymore. It's crazy. 1566 01:12:44.920 --> 01:12:46.720 Yeah, at least profoundly. 1567 01:12:46.119 --> 01:12:48.960 You might be slightly you might be not you're not 1568 01:12:49.039 --> 01:12:49.560 Ricky Berg. 1569 01:12:50.079 --> 01:12:54.880 Yeah, I'm if you. Maybe you may be unremarkably spin 1570 01:12:54.960 --> 01:12:58.199 like Sonic could sprint, Spin could spin. 1571 01:12:58.279 --> 01:13:00.520 No, he would have to go to I think you 1572 01:13:00.520 --> 01:13:02.560 can like Sharu can that's it. I think you can 1573 01:13:02.600 --> 01:13:05.239 like just you know, and they'll get stuck on the walls, 1574 01:13:05.680 --> 01:13:06.800 like the guy with. 1575 01:13:06.800 --> 01:13:08.960 A turtle from God's a little one that spends on 1576 01:13:09.039 --> 01:13:10.359 this thing and then like lifts like that. 1577 01:13:11.039 --> 01:13:14.159 It's what is that? It spins a turtle turtles like 1578 01:13:14.159 --> 01:13:15.880 Squirt when he was water gun and he spins and 1579 01:13:15.920 --> 01:13:17.680 it's just like the turtle shouts moving up. 1580 01:13:17.720 --> 01:13:18.359 What are you talking about? 1581 01:13:18.359 --> 01:13:20.359 I feel Ricky Burrow can only move the way that 1582 01:13:20.439 --> 01:13:22.920 like a sugar cane or like a spinning Twaska move 1583 01:13:22.960 --> 01:13:24.000 you know, yeah. 1584 01:13:23.920 --> 01:13:25.840 Like what I just said, like a swas you just yeah, 1585 01:13:25.840 --> 01:13:28.079 you said that so much time saying what he said again? 1586 01:13:28.159 --> 01:13:31.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're crazy. 1587 01:13:31.960 --> 01:13:33.840 I tried to animate it more. You guys won't get 1588 01:13:33.880 --> 01:13:34.359 any animation. 1589 01:13:34.680 --> 01:13:35.279 I understand what. 1590 01:13:35.319 --> 01:13:37.680 I feel like you were referencing something with the turtle. 1591 01:13:37.520 --> 01:13:39.359 Turtle, but like it was like a real turtle, like 1592 01:13:39.359 --> 01:13:43.960 an animated gods turtle, and it like it's oh. 1593 01:13:43.520 --> 01:13:45.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see, yeah, I know exactly talk 1594 01:13:45.920 --> 01:13:47.399 about it. Let's move. 1595 01:13:52.680 --> 01:13:53.680 Hate that when that happens. 1596 01:13:54.399 --> 01:13:58.520 So the questioning from the question. I've talked about this 1597 01:13:58.560 --> 01:14:00.680 on the show, and I still I do want to 1598 01:14:00.720 --> 01:14:03.920 do this. At some point, I talked about gangsterquests where 1599 01:14:03.920 --> 01:14:07.800 it's a oh shit, what was the two things? It 1600 01:14:07.840 --> 01:14:12.479 was Skyrim and san Andres mixed together, and me and 1601 01:14:12.560 --> 01:14:15.279 my buddy we wrote like a whole plot. We actually, 1602 01:14:15.520 --> 01:14:17.840 I think we did a podcast in like twenty thirteen. 1603 01:14:18.840 --> 01:14:22.640 It's like forty minute podcasts just detailing everything, and I 1604 01:14:22.680 --> 01:14:23.880 need to go back and listen to it because I 1605 01:14:24.039 --> 01:14:27.640 think I saw that file. But yeah, I'm pretty sure 1606 01:14:27.640 --> 01:14:29.520 I talked about this before me May didn't. But it 1607 01:14:29.920 --> 01:14:35.520 was just a soldier that got dishonorably discharged, so he sucked. 1608 01:14:35.800 --> 01:14:37.319 You know. He was just from like you just from 1609 01:14:37.319 --> 01:14:41.439 like South Central, and a wizard in his time, you know, 1610 01:14:41.880 --> 01:14:44.880 was dealing with a mad king, and but this withard 1611 01:14:44.920 --> 01:14:47.960 wizard sucks. So he's like he's a shitty wizard, and 1612 01:14:48.039 --> 01:14:51.159 so he tries to like get a badass warrior from 1613 01:14:51.159 --> 01:14:53.640 the future that could probably be powerful enough to defeat 1614 01:14:53.960 --> 01:14:56.960 this mad king because he's making everything a living nightmare. 1615 01:14:57.479 --> 01:15:02.039 Summons this fucking underachieving soldier and fox up and it 1616 01:15:02.239 --> 01:15:06.039 zaps a bunch of people from South Central gang members 1617 01:15:06.039 --> 01:15:08.800 from different areas and stuff. So then they start taking 1618 01:15:08.800 --> 01:15:12.000 over that time period and building garrisons and they start, 1619 01:15:12.119 --> 01:15:14.119 you know, having all these like different gang wars in 1620 01:15:14.159 --> 01:15:16.640 the medieval times, and that guy's like what the fuck, 1621 01:15:17.119 --> 01:15:20.159 starts like getting blacksmiths to make them guns and fucking 1622 01:15:20.199 --> 01:15:23.239 like bullets and ship and then there was like summons 1623 01:15:23.319 --> 01:15:26.239 the type of attacks like, uh, drive by type ship 1624 01:15:26.319 --> 01:15:26.880 you know where. 1625 01:15:26.680 --> 01:15:31.840 We drive by is so so disrespectfully magical. 1626 01:15:32.039 --> 01:15:33.760 Dude, we we were like the whole thing. We're just 1627 01:15:33.800 --> 01:15:35.920 gonna call placeholder with gangs to Quest. We're like, I 1628 01:15:35.920 --> 01:15:37.119 would probably call it gangs to Question. 1629 01:15:37.159 --> 01:15:38.399 I think Gangster Quest is a great name. 1630 01:15:38.640 --> 01:15:39.399 I love. 1631 01:15:39.439 --> 01:15:41.840 I've said this before, but I love this idea earnestly. 1632 01:15:41.960 --> 01:15:44.319 I think it's genuinely a great idea. 1633 01:15:44.479 --> 01:15:46.439 I would love for somebody to actually do it, like 1634 01:15:46.520 --> 01:15:50.239 I don't need any credit for like just make it, 1635 01:15:50.479 --> 01:15:52.079 like like if anybody wants. 1636 01:15:51.960 --> 01:15:53.960 To experiencing it is all the credit I need. 1637 01:15:55.840 --> 01:15:56.560 That's I would want that. 1638 01:15:57.640 --> 01:16:00.239 Yeah, yeah, I mean that's a great answer. Or I 1639 01:16:00.239 --> 01:16:00.520 don't know. 1640 01:16:00.520 --> 01:16:02.880 If I have a perfect game for me, it'd probably 1641 01:16:02.920 --> 01:16:03.279 be like. 1642 01:16:03.960 --> 01:16:04.880 Make Halo two again. 1643 01:16:06.640 --> 01:16:08.600 Yeah, three is pretty perfect for me. 1644 01:16:09.279 --> 01:16:13.199 Maybe maybe a different setting of Balder's Gate three, like 1645 01:16:13.199 --> 01:16:14.000 a different world. 1646 01:16:13.880 --> 01:16:14.199 That's it. 1647 01:16:14.319 --> 01:16:16.159 I genuinely just want more like a. 1648 01:16:16.119 --> 01:16:18.960 Destiny game, but like Balder's Gate. That'd be amazing. 1649 01:16:19.439 --> 01:16:21.119 I just want more systems driven. 1650 01:16:22.079 --> 01:16:25.520 I want more games with systems that like build upon 1651 01:16:25.560 --> 01:16:27.039 each other and interact with each other in ways that 1652 01:16:27.079 --> 01:16:29.279 I can't predict. I think that's like the most fun 1653 01:16:29.279 --> 01:16:31.439 I've ever had is like in any video game, is 1654 01:16:31.479 --> 01:16:35.640 that shit is like realizing that, Like I think I 1655 01:16:35.680 --> 01:16:39.760 remember when it clicked for me that like blowing up 1656 01:16:39.760 --> 01:16:43.079 a warthog never happened the exact same way twice, Like 1657 01:16:43.119 --> 01:16:45.199 it was always like it always flying some weird direction, 1658 01:16:45.319 --> 01:16:47.800 or it would do some weird thing or would break 1659 01:16:47.800 --> 01:16:49.920 in a certain way. That like that that tire's gone 1660 01:16:49.960 --> 01:16:52.039 now and the tire goes this way and it interacts 1661 01:16:52.039 --> 01:16:54.279 with something else, Like I want more shit like that, 1662 01:16:54.439 --> 01:16:56.279 But it seems like a lot of things are like 1663 01:16:56.359 --> 01:17:00.640 animation led or very static or very It's probably why 1664 01:17:00.640 --> 01:17:04.680 I didn't really like a lot of uh, turn based 1665 01:17:04.760 --> 01:17:07.920 RPGs really because a lot of that was like just 1666 01:17:08.000 --> 01:17:12.520 kind of predetermined things happening in a certain order, and 1667 01:17:12.560 --> 01:17:16.279 like maybe it wouldn't happen in the same way, but 1668 01:17:16.359 --> 01:17:19.800 like eventually it would like very quickly, and so like 1669 01:17:19.840 --> 01:17:21.640 it just didn't speak to me. I like the chaos 1670 01:17:21.680 --> 01:17:24.800 of like realizing like what the fuck that does this 1671 01:17:25.960 --> 01:17:31.399 and that ends up doing that? That's fucking sick, Like 1672 01:17:31.520 --> 01:17:33.399 I'll everget Like I specifically remember this video that I 1673 01:17:33.399 --> 01:17:34.720 saw that blew my mine where it's like if you 1674 01:17:35.079 --> 01:17:37.479 have a flamethrow in Halo three and you set and 1675 01:17:37.520 --> 01:17:39.119 you just shoot it in the air and you shoot 1676 01:17:39.119 --> 01:17:41.840 a rocket through it, the rocket will catch fire, and 1677 01:17:41.920 --> 01:17:44.560 if the rocket grazes another player, they'll catch fire as well. 1678 01:17:44.600 --> 01:17:50.319 And I remember being like, this is fucking absolute and 1679 01:17:50.359 --> 01:17:51.640 I love that shit, and I just want more of that. 1680 01:17:51.640 --> 01:17:53.399 I don't even care. I don't even care in what 1681 01:17:53.560 --> 01:17:57.159 context or what if it's a fucking RPG, if it's 1682 01:17:57.159 --> 01:18:00.319 a fucking FPIS, if it's a fucking granted thought of type, 1683 01:18:00.399 --> 01:18:02.199 I don't give a fuck. Red that's a great example 1684 01:18:02.199 --> 01:18:05.039 of that too, Like, I've never seen the same exact 1685 01:18:05.119 --> 01:18:07.960 thing happen in Red Dead more than once outside of 1686 01:18:08.000 --> 01:18:10.960 like the cinematics and the and the the linear story parts. 1687 01:18:11.079 --> 01:18:14.159 Yeah, but Gus, what makes what you're saying so much 1688 01:18:14.159 --> 01:18:19.000 more exciting is that those are rules and physics that 1689 01:18:19.279 --> 01:18:22.079 aren't explained, right, And I think that's what makes it 1690 01:18:22.119 --> 01:18:22.520 so cool. 1691 01:18:22.600 --> 01:18:26.920 It's not explained, it's not rigid, it's it's as unpredictable 1692 01:18:27.079 --> 01:18:28.880 in some ways as like the real world can be. 1693 01:18:29.000 --> 01:18:31.640 And it's just like, this is fucking cool. Yeah, I 1694 01:18:31.680 --> 01:18:32.279 get that. 1695 01:18:32.960 --> 01:18:36.479 There's like, yeah, the the in like a turn based 1696 01:18:36.560 --> 01:18:38.640 or insertain even if they have like or just in 1697 01:18:38.720 --> 01:18:42.319 a lot of RPGs, right, there will be undiscovered stuff. 1698 01:18:42.319 --> 01:18:47.199 But usually most stuff is explained because well, you know, 1699 01:18:47.439 --> 01:18:50.159 that's that's what's appealing to those types. It's like, oh, 1700 01:18:50.159 --> 01:18:52.119 I want to know about what stacks with what what 1701 01:18:52.239 --> 01:18:55.399 makes you like igniting stuff or this, Like you want 1702 01:18:55.399 --> 01:18:56.600 to know all that shit. So I get that. 1703 01:18:56.760 --> 01:18:59.479 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't regret it. I think it's cool. 1704 01:19:00.079 --> 01:19:02.640 But uh yeah, I love I love a good physics center. 1705 01:19:02.960 --> 01:19:07.359 Oh uh, we talked about this in the last episode. 1706 01:19:08.199 --> 01:19:13.359 But I'm curious about if this question builds, we'll start 1707 01:19:13.399 --> 01:19:18.479 reading the name the whole get out of here. But uh, okay, 1708 01:19:18.479 --> 01:19:21.960 here's yeah, all right whatever n words in Green Goblin 1709 01:19:22.119 --> 01:19:27.039 edition Robes rode in. Uh, he says, hello, sluts, I'm 1710 01:19:27.039 --> 01:19:29.840 sure you've heard the whole pirate software shit. So happening 1711 01:19:30.399 --> 01:19:34.239 right now. We're recording Oh whoops, we're recording this, uh 1712 01:19:34.600 --> 01:19:37.680 obviously immediately after the last episode, which we did talk 1713 01:19:37.720 --> 01:19:41.399 about the stop killing games pirate software thing, so you're 1714 01:19:41.399 --> 01:19:43.760 seeing this a little bit later. But anyway, he writes, 1715 01:19:43.760 --> 01:19:45.039 and he says I'm sure you've heard about the whole 1716 01:19:45.039 --> 01:19:47.560 Pirate software shits so happening right now? Uh So it 1717 01:19:47.600 --> 01:19:50.279 taught me thinking, is there a YouTuber or content creator, 1718 01:19:50.720 --> 01:19:53.079 et cetera that you guys used to follow until some 1719 01:19:53.159 --> 01:19:56.880 crazy shit was uncovered that destroyed their reputation. While I 1720 01:19:56.920 --> 01:19:59.600 never cared for Pirate myself, I've had shit luck when 1721 01:19:59.600 --> 01:20:02.479 it comes to YouTubers, Boy in a Band, Channel five 1722 01:20:03.199 --> 01:20:05.760 and old review Tech USA just the name of you. 1723 01:20:07.039 --> 01:20:08.600 What happened with him? I don't really even know what 1724 01:20:08.640 --> 01:20:12.560 happened with him. I feel like was his as bad 1725 01:20:12.560 --> 01:20:14.159 as boyn of band and Channel five? I feel like 1726 01:20:15.159 --> 01:20:15.920 as well. 1727 01:20:16.000 --> 01:20:18.239 There is one allegation that might be but I don't 1728 01:20:18.239 --> 01:20:22.479 know if it's there was just it wasn't like so 1729 01:20:22.720 --> 01:20:25.800 this potentially this could have been bad, but people don't 1730 01:20:26.079 --> 01:20:30.479 say Gtech USA. Some people found he had a a 1731 01:20:30.560 --> 01:20:35.279 Google drive that had like pictures of like of of 1732 01:20:35.319 --> 01:20:37.960 his I think it was a step kids. I don't 1733 01:20:38.000 --> 01:20:40.199 think there were his kids, but a step kids and 1734 01:20:40.279 --> 01:20:42.840 like bathing suits and stuff like that. And some people 1735 01:20:42.880 --> 01:20:46.319 are a little bit like, what's this like exclusively not 1736 01:20:46.359 --> 01:20:48.319 like in an album setting. I think there was other 1737 01:20:48.399 --> 01:20:51.399 stuff in there. Two, but it was like it was 1738 01:20:51.760 --> 01:20:54.079 I can't remember, So there was nothing proven, but people 1739 01:20:54.960 --> 01:20:57.600 people thought like, why this is really weird kind of 1740 01:20:57.640 --> 01:20:59.319 a thing. So it didn't really prove anything. 1741 01:21:00.079 --> 01:21:00.159 Uh. 1742 01:21:00.399 --> 01:21:04.399 The worst thing about him was probably the his mom 1743 01:21:04.640 --> 01:21:07.880 asking him to help come calm down your kid and 1744 01:21:07.920 --> 01:21:10.319 being like, no, I'm streaming kind of a thing, and 1745 01:21:10.399 --> 01:21:12.920 like she's like calmly trying to ask, and he just 1746 01:21:12.960 --> 01:21:15.800 won't fucking do it, like your kid's crying. 1747 01:21:16.039 --> 01:21:17.960 I mean, it's kind of annoying. 1748 01:21:20.199 --> 01:21:22.439 It was great that he just you know, started having 1749 01:21:22.479 --> 01:21:27.439 mental breakdowns, uh, not ignoring obvious drama with the Dark 1750 01:21:27.520 --> 01:21:30.800 Side Phil, like manufacturing shit with him. It just became 1751 01:21:30.840 --> 01:21:32.840 a local. It was weird seeing it happened in real time. 1752 01:21:32.840 --> 01:21:33.840 It was fucking crazy, dude. 1753 01:21:33.840 --> 01:21:35.760 I'll never forget. There's a video of him. I can't 1754 01:21:35.800 --> 01:21:38.119 remember if he's talking about Dark Side Phil or Keemstar 1755 01:21:38.199 --> 01:21:41.600 whateverybody's like shouting in a mall food court. Have you 1756 01:21:41.640 --> 01:21:42.439 seen that video of him? 1757 01:21:43.880 --> 01:21:46.279 I did, and it was it was about I think 1758 01:21:46.319 --> 01:21:52.119 it was about fuck. I do remember that. Damn damn, 1759 01:21:52.119 --> 01:21:52.840 I do remember. 1760 01:21:52.600 --> 01:21:54.239 Who was in the food court and he shouts like 1761 01:21:54.319 --> 01:21:56.560 something like it was about the quartering the quarter is about. 1762 01:21:57.119 --> 01:21:57.760 You know, it's crazy. 1763 01:21:57.800 --> 01:21:59.159 I think we might have talked about this on the 1764 01:21:59.279 --> 01:22:02.399 on the This podcasts as well, But like, bro that 1765 01:22:02.880 --> 01:22:04.760 that is the food court of the mall I worked in, 1766 01:22:05.920 --> 01:22:10.239 I guess the galleria really, like very clearly like that. 1767 01:22:10.359 --> 01:22:12.199 He's like screaming about the courting and I'm like, that's 1768 01:22:12.279 --> 01:22:16.079 so funny. I used to get fucking lunch there after 1769 01:22:16.279 --> 01:22:22.199 my fucking horrible shift at Sears. Yeah, it's crazy that 1770 01:22:22.359 --> 01:22:25.920 mall is weirdly popular, like that wall weirdly shows. 1771 01:22:25.680 --> 01:22:26.960 Up in a lot of a lot of people live 1772 01:22:27.000 --> 01:22:29.399 in that general area, I know, but like, yeah, it 1773 01:22:29.479 --> 01:22:31.760 could you could have collabsed with them way back of 1774 01:22:31.800 --> 01:22:32.079 the day. 1775 01:22:32.199 --> 01:22:36.560 I know, if only I had known until the shots 1776 01:22:36.600 --> 01:22:40.439 that we don't take are sometimes better missed, right, sometimes better. 1777 01:22:41.760 --> 01:22:44.000 Yeah, yeah, dude, there's a lot of YouTubers that have 1778 01:22:44.079 --> 01:22:46.760 had some unfortunate sometimes it's not even like a fall 1779 01:22:46.800 --> 01:22:49.279 for grace. They just suck now, you know. I feel 1780 01:22:49.279 --> 01:22:50.720 like that was a big one for me, that's us 1781 01:22:50.760 --> 01:22:53.319 for a lot of people, for way too many. Yeah, 1782 01:22:53.359 --> 01:22:56.920 probably way too many that were just like you can 1783 01:22:57.000 --> 01:22:59.760 tell who was there, who was like slightly annoyed by 1784 01:22:59.880 --> 01:23:02.079 the people we made fun of. Yeah, and then who 1785 01:23:02.239 --> 01:23:05.800 was there just specifically for clout and money and just 1786 01:23:05.920 --> 01:23:07.079 to be terrible whatever. 1787 01:23:07.800 --> 01:23:09.199 It is very very clear. 1788 01:23:09.560 --> 01:23:11.920 Yeah, and they're like, damn, a lot of you seemed 1789 01:23:12.119 --> 01:23:15.840 very normal. What then happened? A lot a lot I 1790 01:23:15.920 --> 01:23:18.079 had them mute a lot of people over the years, bro, 1791 01:23:18.800 --> 01:23:21.399 great crazy people that I never thought i'd be like, 1792 01:23:21.479 --> 01:23:23.720 oh you see, oh, okay, cool, you're crazy all of 1793 01:23:23.760 --> 01:23:26.520 a sudden, Yeah, how did I not see this coming? 1794 01:23:29.000 --> 01:23:32.079 How did you not see that? Yeah? It's I mean, 1795 01:23:32.119 --> 01:23:34.279 how could you when people? Some people are really good 1796 01:23:34.319 --> 01:23:35.439 at hiding their power levels? Right. 1797 01:23:35.479 --> 01:23:38.920 I think every content creator I follow either I grow 1798 01:23:38.920 --> 01:23:40.119 out of them, but then of them and I don't. 1799 01:23:40.159 --> 01:23:43.039 I don't find anyone that's like been like apparently done 1800 01:23:43.079 --> 01:23:45.560 some dumb ship Like Lily used to be a fan 1801 01:23:45.600 --> 01:23:48.159 of just what you call Shane Dawson and then he 1802 01:23:48.319 --> 01:23:50.880 just revealed to be like a magnanimous piece. 1803 01:23:50.640 --> 01:23:52.359 Of ship and it's like, well do you I don't 1804 01:23:52.359 --> 01:23:55.000 remember he was a shitty person. The cat I remember 1805 01:23:55.840 --> 01:23:58.439 cat and then he had a I'm not saying that 1806 01:23:58.520 --> 01:24:00.920 he sued your cat that was maybe like a song 1807 01:24:01.039 --> 01:24:03.800 released about it on Spotify or something the. 1808 01:24:07.239 --> 01:24:07.760 Cat and. 1809 01:24:09.680 --> 01:24:11.239 But I know, I know he did. 1810 01:24:11.359 --> 01:24:15.279 He did defend. He did defend like shitty people like constantly. Yeah, 1811 01:24:15.479 --> 01:24:17.439 guys like defind whats his name? 1812 01:24:17.840 --> 01:24:19.159 Oh, Jeffrey Star? 1813 01:24:20.800 --> 01:24:24.960 That okay, months soon A piece of Star is a 1814 01:24:25.399 --> 01:24:30.359 massive piece, right, okay? Fucking Tier three jackass, and here 1815 01:24:30.399 --> 01:24:32.439 three is crazy trying to think you. 1816 01:24:32.439 --> 01:24:35.119 Know Tier three. Funny thing is I used to think, uh, 1817 01:24:35.960 --> 01:24:38.119 back in the day, like I was like, oh, sorry, god, 1818 01:24:38.159 --> 01:24:38.840 he's onto something. 1819 01:24:38.920 --> 01:24:39.039 Man. 1820 01:24:39.079 --> 01:24:41.520 He seems like a seems like a pretty smart guy. 1821 01:24:41.800 --> 01:24:44.199 Like yeah, like I remember, and then you realize that 1822 01:24:44.239 --> 01:24:45.279 it's just British accents. 1823 01:24:45.399 --> 01:24:49.000 It probably didn't see the first thing when I saw 1824 01:24:49.079 --> 01:24:51.199 him making a game, it was called like Necromancer or 1825 01:24:51.239 --> 01:24:52.840 something like that. I was like this ship that was 1826 01:24:52.960 --> 01:24:55.239 what is this? And then he never finished it. I 1827 01:24:55.279 --> 01:24:57.800 think he was even like getting money for it or something. 1828 01:24:58.279 --> 01:25:01.039 I was like, this guy sucks, and then it just 1829 01:25:01.119 --> 01:25:02.720 got there's always an unfinished game? 1830 01:25:02.760 --> 01:25:03.039 What is that? 1831 01:25:03.159 --> 01:25:03.319 With that? 1832 01:25:03.720 --> 01:25:06.039 Also, there's always like some unfinished video game that people 1833 01:25:06.079 --> 01:25:09.560 have like donated too that like it is already. It 1834 01:25:09.720 --> 01:25:12.680 was that grums one was also doing that same thing. Yeah, 1835 01:25:13.199 --> 01:25:16.079 what's funny about Grums. One is that like he's always 1836 01:25:16.079 --> 01:25:18.039 talking about how they're making women ugly in video games, 1837 01:25:18.079 --> 01:25:19.760 and then like I think somebody has got like a 1838 01:25:19.880 --> 01:25:22.399 model of one of the women in his games, and 1839 01:25:22.439 --> 01:25:25.800 it's like, so shit, it's so shit because he can't 1840 01:25:25.880 --> 01:25:26.119 do it. 1841 01:25:26.600 --> 01:25:31.520 Of course, always talentless people doing this. It's always talentless 1842 01:25:31.720 --> 01:25:34.319 hacks that are because they can't do anything. 1843 01:25:34.359 --> 01:25:37.159 All they've ever done is commentate on politics, so they 1844 01:25:37.199 --> 01:25:40.000 have no they have no external skills, they have nothing, 1845 01:25:40.279 --> 01:25:42.319 and it's just like, what are you doing even why 1846 01:25:42.319 --> 01:25:44.239 are you even trying to pretend like you're not just 1847 01:25:44.359 --> 01:25:45.600 this right, it's crazy. 1848 01:25:45.640 --> 01:25:46.920 You can see all like the other people who are 1849 01:25:46.960 --> 01:25:49.319 like skillful, like they're doing other things and they're happy 1850 01:25:49.800 --> 01:25:52.159 and they're having fun. You're like, oh you you're here, 1851 01:25:53.000 --> 01:25:55.199 you were here, you you you dunked your foot into 1852 01:25:55.279 --> 01:25:57.960 this like talent pool. You had fun with it, You're 1853 01:25:57.960 --> 01:25:59.800 done with it. Now you're gonna do You're gonna do 1854 01:25:59.800 --> 01:26:03.800 other things, and uh yeah, there's a lot of this 1855 01:26:03.840 --> 01:26:06.479 is cool. The craziest thing was just how many people 1856 01:26:06.520 --> 01:26:08.520 were just racist. That was the thing that like I 1857 01:26:08.560 --> 01:26:11.159 don't know if they got co opted or because there 1858 01:26:11.199 --> 01:26:12.840 was even like, oh, there's this guy that was making 1859 01:26:12.840 --> 01:26:14.600 a bunch of parodies, the guy that made the uh 1860 01:26:15.920 --> 01:26:17.800 I think he made a music. No, he made a 1861 01:26:17.880 --> 01:26:22.640 metal version of that chatele A song. You remember. He 1862 01:26:22.720 --> 01:26:23.960 made a metal version of that. I was like, oh, 1863 01:26:24.000 --> 01:26:26.399 it was pretty cool. And they turned out that there's 1864 01:26:26.399 --> 01:26:29.800 a guy named Ash that would make a bunch of art. 1865 01:26:29.800 --> 01:26:31.039 He made a bunch of art for me, and he 1866 01:26:31.079 --> 01:26:34.159 would refuse payments. I try to give him money every time, 1867 01:26:34.600 --> 01:26:36.560 and one time he trieked me into paying one of 1868 01:26:36.600 --> 01:26:39.600 his other friends for a project. He's like, fine, here's 1869 01:26:39.680 --> 01:26:42.039 my PayPal email with somebody else's he told me. Afterwards, 1870 01:26:42.079 --> 01:26:44.079 I'm like, you fucking asshole. But this guy is like, oh, 1871 01:26:44.079 --> 01:26:45.800 I stopped working with that one dude because he turns 1872 01:26:45.800 --> 01:26:48.199 out he's a fucking white supremacist. And I'm like, hit why. 1873 01:26:48.439 --> 01:26:51.880 I was like him too, like just what's happening? It 1874 01:26:52.000 --> 01:26:52.600 is so weird? 1875 01:26:52.680 --> 01:26:56.000 Yeah, anyway, cool stuff. Last question and then we'll get 1876 01:26:56.000 --> 01:26:58.319 the fuck out of here, because I don't know if 1877 01:26:58.319 --> 01:27:00.359 I haven't, I really don't think I have an answer, honestly, Like, 1878 01:27:00.439 --> 01:27:03.720 I never really like followed YouTubers that deeply and to 1879 01:27:03.880 --> 01:27:05.640 the I guess the only one that I can think 1880 01:27:05.680 --> 01:27:07.680 of is like maybe like the Rooster Teeth stuff, because 1881 01:27:07.680 --> 01:27:13.479 I remember when I think Ryan Haywood, I think was 1882 01:27:13.600 --> 01:27:14.920 one of the guys at Rooster Teeth they got like 1883 01:27:14.960 --> 01:27:18.760 outed for doing some crazy shit. But that's a weird 1884 01:27:18.800 --> 01:27:21.279 one because even in the context of me liking Rooster 1885 01:27:21.319 --> 01:27:25.840 Teeth or specifically like that segment of people, I also 1886 01:27:26.000 --> 01:27:29.079 just kind of didn't like him, like before I knew anything. 1887 01:27:29.239 --> 01:27:30.560 Like I remember when he showed up and I was like, 1888 01:27:30.760 --> 01:27:33.960 you just you're you're not really that interesting. Yeah, you 1889 01:27:34.319 --> 01:27:37.920 kind of bogged down everything here. And so when it 1890 01:27:37.960 --> 01:27:42.000 came out that he was like a monster to me, 1891 01:27:42.119 --> 01:27:43.800 that was like very validating because I was like. 1892 01:27:44.359 --> 01:27:47.640 Always felt like I knew. Uh So, I don't know 1893 01:27:47.640 --> 01:27:48.359 if I have a good answer. 1894 01:27:48.760 --> 01:27:50.880 I guess a real answer would just be H three 1895 01:27:50.920 --> 01:27:54.319 for me actually, because that was a commentary that was like, 1896 01:27:54.520 --> 01:27:56.159 oh yeah, genuine big fan. 1897 01:27:56.279 --> 01:27:59.119 But it's true. We met right also we met him. 1898 01:27:59.319 --> 01:28:02.760 We met him to hang out and stuff, had multiple 1899 01:28:02.800 --> 01:28:04.920 conversations about him and stuff like it, and then he 1900 01:28:05.079 --> 01:28:07.399 just he's crazy. Now he's crazy. He's a crazy person, 1901 01:28:07.880 --> 01:28:09.920 Like he said, you even allegedly think he's on some 1902 01:28:10.079 --> 01:28:11.600 type of uppers and I agree. 1903 01:28:11.439 --> 01:28:13.359 Well, I don't know. 1904 01:28:13.560 --> 01:28:14.520 That's why I said allegedly. 1905 01:28:14.640 --> 01:28:17.720 Yeah, I already covered it fair, fair, fair, So I 1906 01:28:17.800 --> 01:28:19.399 just think it's also I do want to say that 1907 01:28:19.479 --> 01:28:22.720 it's like, I think it's a fairly reasonable assumption to 1908 01:28:22.800 --> 01:28:25.760 make it based on that sniffing, like it's kind of wild. 1909 01:28:26.079 --> 01:28:28.439 It's and you, like you said it was not. He 1910 01:28:28.600 --> 01:28:30.720 used to cough a lot, but he said I think 1911 01:28:30.760 --> 01:28:32.319 he had good as well. You talking about his acid 1912 01:28:32.399 --> 01:28:34.920 reflux and shit like that. Gird, Yeah, gird. 1913 01:28:35.039 --> 01:28:37.279 It sounds stupid, It sounds dumb as what it is. 1914 01:28:37.479 --> 01:28:40.239 But last one, last one of them, last one and 1915 01:28:40.239 --> 01:28:43.199 them we'll read the names, uh Derek not Chavin, his 1916 01:28:43.239 --> 01:28:46.479 innocent hatschtag freem road. And he says, suggestion. Now, I'm 1917 01:28:46.520 --> 01:28:50.520 reading this because not because I think it's dumb or 1918 01:28:50.600 --> 01:28:54.119 a bad suggestion, but because something about this bothers me, 1919 01:28:54.159 --> 01:28:55.479 and I wonder if you'll be able to tell me 1920 01:28:55.520 --> 01:29:01.600 what it is. Suggestion for solo episodes, please, if you 1921 01:29:01.640 --> 01:29:04.840 can get a second person, the dynamic is fun. For example, 1922 01:29:04.920 --> 01:29:09.680 Lily being in Kingston's really elevates it for me. No, 1923 01:29:10.880 --> 01:29:14.960 so what bothers me about this if you were to guess, 1924 01:29:17.359 --> 01:29:22.159 I actually don't know. I mean, here's a suggestion for 1925 01:29:22.239 --> 01:29:23.600 this solo episode. 1926 01:29:23.680 --> 01:29:27.359 Solo solo. Yeah, it took me. I got it as 1927 01:29:27.399 --> 01:29:29.399 soon as you started answering they should. 1928 01:29:29.239 --> 01:29:31.600 They should be not solo episode. 1929 01:29:31.600 --> 01:29:33.479 It should be a duo. Yeah. 1930 01:29:33.520 --> 01:29:35.000 It's like, and look, I don't think it's a bad 1931 01:29:35.000 --> 01:29:38.960 idea necessarily, Like sure, if that's possible, but like they're 1932 01:29:39.000 --> 01:29:41.520 not solo episodes at that point, they're just they're just 1933 01:29:41.640 --> 01:29:45.680 like a different this that episode was episode. I mean, 1934 01:29:45.720 --> 01:29:47.880 that's fine, Like I don't have again, that's fine. Yeah, 1935 01:29:48.000 --> 01:29:49.800 but like it's just a funny thing to be, Like, 1936 01:29:49.920 --> 01:29:52.039 I would love the solo episode so much more if 1937 01:29:52.039 --> 01:29:53.359 they weren't solo episodes. 1938 01:29:53.520 --> 01:29:55.479 There they're more geared towards one of us. 1939 01:29:55.520 --> 01:29:58.279 But we could bring our eye, we could I could 1940 01:29:58.279 --> 01:29:59.359 bring my fucking dog on. 1941 01:30:00.000 --> 01:30:00.520 That would be cool. 1942 01:30:04.319 --> 01:30:05.319 Yeah, that's what she sounds like. 1943 01:30:05.359 --> 01:30:11.159 Yeah, torture. I saw torture Jojo on the next extra Emily. 1944 01:30:11.199 --> 01:30:13.720 It was fun. It was actually a fun time. I'll 1945 01:30:13.760 --> 01:30:16.800 call my gaggle of sluts and one guys. Camera angle 1946 01:30:16.880 --> 01:30:18.479 was kind of funny, though, I just didn't have the 1947 01:30:18.520 --> 01:30:21.039 space for the camera. It was just like, you guys 1948 01:30:21.079 --> 01:30:23.359 were like very like much at the bottom. There was 1949 01:30:23.359 --> 01:30:26.640 like a lot of space kind of on top. That's funny, 1950 01:30:27.960 --> 01:30:29.760 Like you guys look like you guys were like, it 1951 01:30:29.840 --> 01:30:31.479 looks pretty sure, it's good. 1952 01:30:32.520 --> 01:30:33.119 It adds to it. 1953 01:30:33.359 --> 01:30:34.239 Yeah, it's good. I like it. 1954 01:30:34.319 --> 01:30:37.199 But and he also has so he had a suggestion 1955 01:30:37.279 --> 01:30:41.039 and his last question is any films you guys are 1956 01:30:41.079 --> 01:30:43.039 interested in that are coming out soon. The only one 1957 01:30:43.079 --> 01:30:44.880 that I thought I can think of his Superman. Honestly, 1958 01:30:45.039 --> 01:30:46.239 I'm curious what I. 1959 01:30:46.279 --> 01:30:51.000 Was just coming out. Fantastic, Yeah, Superman. I'm gonna that 1960 01:30:51.079 --> 01:30:52.039 movie looks cool him. 1961 01:30:52.600 --> 01:30:56.279 It's the movie with the with Marlon Wayne and the 1962 01:30:56.520 --> 01:30:58.239 guy that was in that one Land episode that like 1963 01:30:58.319 --> 01:30:59.600 really fair skinned black guy. 1964 01:31:00.840 --> 01:31:01.720 Fair skin black man. 1965 01:31:04.640 --> 01:31:06.000 Oh you know what I want to say, I want 1966 01:31:06.000 --> 01:31:06.680 to see weapons. 1967 01:31:07.640 --> 01:31:09.439 Oh yeah, that looks weird. 1968 01:31:09.720 --> 01:31:11.560 I only saw like the teaser images and it's like 1969 01:31:11.680 --> 01:31:14.960 it's just people running. You've seen the you've seen it, right. 1970 01:31:14.960 --> 01:31:17.520 It was just like the premises, like kids just kind 1971 01:31:17.520 --> 01:31:20.520 of one night, a bunch of kids just run into 1972 01:31:20.520 --> 01:31:25.039 the woods and just never heard from again. But yeah, maybe, 1973 01:31:25.720 --> 01:31:27.680 but the teaser image is awesome because it's just it's 1974 01:31:27.800 --> 01:31:30.119 security footage of like like ring camera footage of like 1975 01:31:30.279 --> 01:31:33.560 just kids just literally just running out into the dark 1976 01:31:33.640 --> 01:31:35.159 at at like three am or something. 1977 01:31:35.199 --> 01:31:36.880 It's like, it's fucking mega. 1978 01:31:36.680 --> 01:31:41.000 Earie, it's weird. Some is coming for them to be 1979 01:31:41.279 --> 01:31:45.560 to run nothing paranormal ship. Couldn't make me do that 1980 01:31:45.640 --> 01:31:46.319 as a little kid. 1981 01:31:46.680 --> 01:31:50.520 That makes it so settle, and it's it does a 1982 01:31:50.560 --> 01:31:52.520 good job of just like making it that's such a 1983 01:31:52.640 --> 01:31:54.199 mundane thing, but like they do a good job of 1984 01:31:54.279 --> 01:31:56.399 making that scary. So like, I don't know, that movie 1985 01:31:56.479 --> 01:31:58.479 might suck, but it seems interesting. I think it's also 1986 01:31:58.600 --> 01:32:00.720 the if I'm not mistaken, if I remember story correctly, 1987 01:32:01.239 --> 01:32:04.279 Key and Peel, the guy who does the horror movies 1988 01:32:04.319 --> 01:32:09.319 who Jordan Peel, He wanted to direct it and want 1989 01:32:09.359 --> 01:32:12.399 he auctioned, like he wanted that script and his manager 1990 01:32:12.439 --> 01:32:13.079 failed to get it for. 1991 01:32:13.159 --> 01:32:16.159 Him, and so he fired his manager for him. How 1992 01:32:16.199 --> 01:32:16.920 did he fail? 1993 01:32:17.000 --> 01:32:19.680 Because I think he can I think I don't know. 1994 01:32:19.720 --> 01:32:21.560 I think you can bid on I really don't know. 1995 01:32:21.680 --> 01:32:25.720 Yeah, offers to people, Yeah, I understand that I have, 1996 01:32:26.359 --> 01:32:30.119 but like there are some agents are fucking horrendous. It's true. 1997 01:32:30.319 --> 01:32:32.760 Yeah, yeah, that sounds to me like it was probably 1998 01:32:32.760 --> 01:32:34.039 like a last strack kind of thing where it's just 1999 01:32:34.119 --> 01:32:37.560 like I don't like you really anyway, But yeah, that 2000 01:32:37.600 --> 01:32:40.520 looks really fucking interesting. It might even be out there. 2001 01:32:40.560 --> 01:32:41.279 I don't really know. 2002 01:32:41.439 --> 01:32:43.880 You have a problem with that. Where's the kid's cell phones? 2003 01:32:44.159 --> 01:32:46.439 They should have flashlights, and you know, kid never parts 2004 01:32:46.479 --> 01:32:49.760 with his phone. They should twenty eight days, they're just 2005 01:32:49.800 --> 01:32:52.399 all fucking I don't I don't know twenty years. 2006 01:32:52.399 --> 01:32:54.760 I haven't seen twenty eight Oh yeah that's out now. 2007 01:32:54.760 --> 01:32:55.439 I want to see it. 2008 01:32:55.600 --> 01:32:59.119 I didn't even I didn't even finish Weeks, so I 2009 01:32:59.199 --> 01:32:59.920 mean it would all the way. 2010 01:33:00.359 --> 01:33:03.079 Apparently you don't have to finish to do any of them. Apparently, 2011 01:33:03.319 --> 01:33:05.720 aren't they all like kind of self contained kind of They're. 2012 01:33:05.520 --> 01:33:08.560 All like progression is on the same on the same series, 2013 01:33:08.680 --> 01:33:09.640 like it all in the same. 2014 01:33:09.520 --> 01:33:12.239 Wars, not the same characters, right, because I don't remember 2015 01:33:12.359 --> 01:33:15.119 much of Weeks, but I remember I remember days. I 2016 01:33:15.159 --> 01:33:17.640 remember the beginning of that was Sillyan Murphy, right, yeah, 2017 01:33:18.000 --> 01:33:23.560 kill Killian Murphy. Silliyan Murphy's not a fucking clown. He's 2018 01:33:23.560 --> 01:33:24.479 an Italian clown. 2019 01:33:27.439 --> 01:33:28.439 That's a long time ago. 2020 01:33:28.600 --> 01:33:30.279 Wow, Yeah, that one came out, because I remember the 2021 01:33:30.319 --> 01:33:32.279 first one came out and then the second one came 2022 01:33:32.319 --> 01:33:33.720 out way long ago too. 2023 01:33:33.640 --> 01:33:35.359 And I was like, well, they shot that movie right 2024 01:33:35.399 --> 01:33:37.760 before nine to eleven. I'm pretty sure, because like that 2025 01:33:37.920 --> 01:33:40.760 was how they were able to shoot that empty London thing? 2026 01:33:41.800 --> 01:33:41.920 Was that? 2027 01:33:42.079 --> 01:33:44.840 Like was that like nobody you could just do that 2028 01:33:45.119 --> 01:33:47.359 before then, Like you could just rent out a street 2029 01:33:47.359 --> 01:33:49.359 and just like flip a car and nobody gave a ship, 2030 01:33:49.399 --> 01:33:50.960 but not like after nine eleven they were like, you 2031 01:33:51.000 --> 01:33:51.600 can't do that now. 2032 01:33:51.680 --> 01:33:58.399 Oh interesting, you can't like Londoners like just left right. 2033 01:33:59.119 --> 01:34:01.840 They were like, oh scary, I don't want to able 2034 01:34:01.840 --> 01:34:02.720 to hit big Ben. 2035 01:34:04.479 --> 01:34:08.720 Flying a flying a flying at seven forty seven and 2036 01:34:08.760 --> 01:34:09.319 a big bend. 2037 01:34:09.960 --> 01:34:10.920 Oh what time is it? 2038 01:34:11.239 --> 01:34:11.479 Fuck? 2039 01:34:11.640 --> 01:34:12.479 What time is it? 2040 01:34:12.880 --> 01:34:23.840 No Australian abody, big Bean, big Bean. I really love 2041 01:34:23.960 --> 01:34:26.560 that I've struck big Bean. 2042 01:34:27.640 --> 01:34:29.279 I reckonized where he fucked up? 2043 01:34:31.800 --> 01:34:33.479 Oh dude, you know what you know. 2044 01:34:33.640 --> 01:34:35.840 You don't think you would love I stumbled across this 2045 01:34:36.039 --> 01:34:40.199 like so Michael Cusack obviously yeah, one half of a 2046 01:34:40.319 --> 01:34:43.159 Smiling Friends. Yeah, along with Zach Hadel. He has this 2047 01:34:43.319 --> 01:34:45.680 other I don't know if it's a show or if 2048 01:34:45.720 --> 01:34:47.000 it's like under his network or whatever. 2049 01:34:47.039 --> 01:34:47.720 But it's called like. 2050 01:34:49.279 --> 01:34:51.840 It's it's some three it's only three episodes right now, 2051 01:34:51.880 --> 01:34:54.520 but it's it's an animated like little show about like 2052 01:34:55.600 --> 01:34:58.159 it's called like Crocodile and Cube in the studio, and 2053 01:34:58.239 --> 01:35:00.720 it's just like a crocod I don't want to talking 2054 01:35:00.800 --> 01:35:04.359 cube making music, but it's like the whole thing is 2055 01:35:04.479 --> 01:35:08.520 like it's like legitimately like they're in a studio and 2056 01:35:08.640 --> 01:35:10.920 it's like that the dynamic between like a vocalist or 2057 01:35:11.000 --> 01:35:13.520 like an instrumentalist and the engineer. Yeah, and it's so 2058 01:35:13.800 --> 01:35:18.319 fucking spot on. It's crazy, like it's like it's it's 2059 01:35:18.359 --> 01:35:23.479 hard to explain, but it's really like it's really fucking good. 2060 01:35:23.479 --> 01:35:25.359 I highly recommend it for people listening to you, especially 2061 01:35:25.399 --> 01:35:28.000 if you're audio, if you're an audio person and you've 2062 01:35:28.039 --> 01:35:31.039 made music, or you've been if you're familiar with studio 2063 01:35:31.079 --> 01:35:34.079 work at all, Like it's the type of people that 2064 01:35:34.159 --> 01:35:36.880 you are going to come across in that environment is 2065 01:35:37.000 --> 01:35:41.199 so so weird and so accurate. It's it's fucking mega good. 2066 01:35:42.439 --> 01:35:43.600 I'll see if I can find it and send it 2067 01:35:43.600 --> 01:35:44.880 to you because you'd get a kick out of it. 2068 01:35:45.039 --> 01:35:51.640 That's like an audio guy. But wow, I kind of 2069 01:35:51.720 --> 01:35:56.680 really sing. I can't sing, I'm not you. 2070 01:36:00.000 --> 01:36:03.520 He was getting a star finally on the Hollywood. 2071 01:36:04.039 --> 01:36:05.399 Yeah, he fucking deserves it. 2072 01:36:05.640 --> 01:36:07.640 Fucking finally, he deserved it since the thing. 2073 01:36:07.760 --> 01:36:09.239 Quite frankly, he was like shocked. 2074 01:36:09.279 --> 01:36:19.079 He didn't know. I say, oh, look at him and 2075 01:36:19.159 --> 01:36:23.119 then he dies. Don't say that. I don't joke about 2076 01:36:23.199 --> 01:36:23.960 him him. 2077 01:36:24.199 --> 01:36:27.319 I love this man so much. He is my favorite 2078 01:36:27.359 --> 01:36:30.760 actor period. He is my favorite person in Hollywood. I 2079 01:36:31.560 --> 01:36:34.800 I really, man, when I got this to meet, I 2080 01:36:34.840 --> 01:36:35.479 should have said more. 2081 01:36:36.800 --> 01:36:40.960 Yeah, I didn't want to. I didn't want to say crying. Yeah, 2082 01:36:41.840 --> 01:36:46.319 he's like, hey, kid, stup crying silver throat, you know, Yeah, 2083 01:36:46.439 --> 01:36:47.479 I love that. I love it. 2084 01:36:47.560 --> 01:36:48.000 That's his name. 2085 01:36:49.800 --> 01:36:51.439 You had to explain it to people. 2086 01:36:52.159 --> 01:36:54.840 But we're gonna read the twenty five dollar up names now. 2087 01:36:55.800 --> 01:36:57.760 Thank you guys for stopping by. We're doing this is 2088 01:36:57.800 --> 01:36:59.600 a shorter episode just because we you know, we're doing 2089 01:36:59.640 --> 01:37:01.840 two in it in a day. Yeah, there's not much 2090 01:37:01.840 --> 01:37:03.000 to talk about. We touched on a lot of the 2091 01:37:03.039 --> 01:37:04.880 main topics. Wanted to get some questions out of the way. 2092 01:37:05.039 --> 01:37:06.800 I'm sure nine to eleven Part two will happen once 2093 01:37:06.800 --> 01:37:08.720 we're done. Yeah, and then we'll be like three weeks 2094 01:37:08.800 --> 01:37:12.600 late to it. Thanks for stopping by again. PATRONA concepts 2095 01:37:12.640 --> 01:37:14.199 is stark tank snark tank dot shot for some new 2096 01:37:14.279 --> 01:37:15.960 merch and uh. 2097 01:37:16.079 --> 01:37:22.359 All that jazz. Uh count me down. 2098 01:37:23.560 --> 01:37:27.800 Oh no that Uh, the persons not even gonna be Arab. 2099 01:37:27.960 --> 01:37:32.239 But he's gonna crash some ship into whatever the pick 2100 01:37:32.279 --> 01:37:37.239 a building. He's gonna say, free Palestine, and then he's 2101 01:37:37.279 --> 01:37:40.960 gonna have like a Zohan shirt on. He's gonna like 2102 01:37:41.359 --> 01:37:43.399 two Birds one stone, Yeah, have. 2103 01:37:43.439 --> 01:37:48.880 Aoron shirt on. Uh, he'll have an I'm with her bracelet. 2104 01:37:49.680 --> 01:37:51.239 Just just taking shotzer. 2105 01:37:52.239 --> 01:37:53.439 He's not even the picture. 2106 01:37:54.079 --> 01:37:55.960 Yeah, so it'll be good. Like, oh see, this is 2107 01:37:55.960 --> 01:37:59.319 why we can't trust the Palestinians. Uh, Zoron can't be trusted. 2108 01:37:59.359 --> 01:38:02.279 It's just gonna and then it'll still give Trump more 2109 01:38:02.359 --> 01:38:06.239 points because whenever attack happens, the president just gets more popular, 2110 01:38:06.520 --> 01:38:07.439 even they don't do anything. 2111 01:38:07.479 --> 01:38:10.199 The arguments happening right now are so fucking bewilderingly stupid. 2112 01:38:10.239 --> 01:38:11.479 I'm really staggered. 2113 01:38:12.319 --> 01:38:14.720 That's what I'm saying. It really is. You shouldn't be surprised. 2114 01:38:14.960 --> 01:38:17.399 I'm not like you are I know what you mean. 2115 01:38:17.479 --> 01:38:19.479 That's what I mean. It's I feel you. I'm right 2116 01:38:19.520 --> 01:38:19.840 there with you. 2117 01:38:20.119 --> 01:38:22.760 I'm shocked from the perspective of like a younger me, 2118 01:38:22.920 --> 01:38:24.880 you know what I mean, Like I think, like I'm 2119 01:38:24.920 --> 01:38:29.680 not surprised, but if I were to show this to 2120 01:38:29.920 --> 01:38:32.840 like fifteen year old Chris or like seventeen year old Chris, 2121 01:38:32.880 --> 01:38:34.800 he would he would not believe me. He would think 2122 01:38:34.800 --> 01:38:37.680 I was fucking with it because like even just like 2123 01:38:37.760 --> 01:38:41.720 the whole the what is it the all these gay 2124 01:38:41.760 --> 01:38:44.880 people like marching for palace time, but like they would 2125 01:38:45.000 --> 01:38:47.720 fucking kill you. Oh, like they don't even approve your lifetime. 2126 01:38:47.800 --> 01:38:52.520 It's like, why does that matter? Why does that matter 2127 01:38:52.840 --> 01:38:53.199 at all? 2128 01:38:53.479 --> 01:38:57.119 Yeah, it's just grasping at straws to say anything. 2129 01:38:57.399 --> 01:38:59.760 This black guy hates me, so like if slavery is 2130 01:38:59.800 --> 01:39:02.640 re stated, I guess I won't care, Like what do 2131 01:39:02.720 --> 01:39:02.920 you be? 2132 01:39:03.119 --> 01:39:06.239 Oh, you know he doesn't like it's it is, it's 2133 01:39:06.399 --> 01:39:10.840 so immediately dumb. So it's like, okay, So it's really 2134 01:39:10.920 --> 01:39:13.600 what they're doing is they're showing their ass by being like, oh, 2135 01:39:13.640 --> 01:39:15.520 I don't like anything. That's why I don't care about 2136 01:39:15.520 --> 01:39:16.039 any of y'all. 2137 01:39:16.199 --> 01:39:18.560 Yeah, it's also like I have no principles, so like 2138 01:39:18.840 --> 01:39:20.880 I could care less of something I disapprove. It is 2139 01:39:20.920 --> 01:39:23.000 happening to people that I don't like. It's insane. 2140 01:39:23.119 --> 01:39:26.560 They don't have it's insane people. They feignt is a 2141 01:39:26.680 --> 01:39:29.359 Christian too, they say christis key. It's insane. They faint, 2142 01:39:29.399 --> 01:39:31.119 they faint, like the. 2143 01:39:31.319 --> 01:39:33.560 The only thing about the Bible that I can respect 2144 01:39:33.680 --> 01:39:35.800 is every depiction just Christ is him being a great 2145 01:39:35.880 --> 01:39:39.840 human being. And then these motherfuckers choose the following about him, 2146 01:39:40.680 --> 01:39:44.600 and then they don't follow his his literal tenets of 2147 01:39:44.760 --> 01:39:47.000 being just a decent person. 2148 01:39:48.000 --> 01:39:51.840 And it's like, you guys, are is a pussy social 2149 01:39:52.640 --> 01:39:56.720 It's Marxists every you know, every every they think it's 2150 01:39:56.760 --> 01:39:57.439 all interchanging. 2151 01:39:57.439 --> 01:40:02.000 That Mark Levin the being like he's an leon, because 2152 01:40:02.000 --> 01:40:02.520 he'd be like. 2153 01:40:02.600 --> 01:40:05.479 Oh, a free palace side, like stop bombing God's children, 2154 01:40:05.520 --> 01:40:07.720 and then they would be like crucifying. Immediately, they would 2155 01:40:07.840 --> 01:40:10.560 they would crucified so fat they'd be like, oh, I'm 2156 01:40:10.600 --> 01:40:12.840 so First the Jeans would come back and they be like, 2157 01:40:12.880 --> 01:40:15.079 I'm so sorry that you got crucified Jews, and then 2158 01:40:15.239 --> 01:40:18.079 just ten minutes later they would crucify. Listen, he'd be 2159 01:40:18.199 --> 01:40:20.920 like maybe we should stop hurting people for no reason. 2160 01:40:21.000 --> 01:40:23.159 And the way that I feel about it is genuinely 2161 01:40:23.279 --> 01:40:25.680 like I I would love to see somebody on TV 2162 01:40:26.000 --> 01:40:29.880 just make the siments like no. I believe Israel. I 2163 01:40:29.960 --> 01:40:31.560 believe Israel is the right to exist, and I think, 2164 01:40:31.720 --> 01:40:35.119 in fact, I think Israelities are God's chosen people. And 2165 01:40:36.319 --> 01:40:38.560 they are in fact so clearly God's chosen people. Then 2166 01:40:38.960 --> 01:40:42.159 they need our help, right, God will need any of 2167 01:40:42.199 --> 01:40:44.840 our money. I think I'll if their God's chosen people, 2168 01:40:44.880 --> 01:40:46.600 he'll he'll definitely vouch for them. 2169 01:40:46.680 --> 01:40:48.279 So like I think, I think they'll be fine. 2170 01:40:48.960 --> 01:40:54.159 Somebody, get the nails, get the get the get the boats, go. 2171 01:40:54.279 --> 01:40:57.079 To home depot and get wood. Ah ship, they're all 2172 01:40:57.199 --> 01:40:59.640 closed because we're arrested everybody who works at them. 2173 01:41:00.560 --> 01:41:02.880 Ah fuck ship. What do we do? 2174 01:41:03.479 --> 01:41:03.840 Jesus? 2175 01:41:04.560 --> 01:41:06.399 Can you make some matter? 2176 01:41:06.520 --> 01:41:06.920 Mean? 2177 01:41:07.119 --> 01:41:09.039 Can you make someone for us to then crucify? 2178 01:41:10.119 --> 01:41:12.479 Can you hear this wine? Can you hear this water 2179 01:41:12.880 --> 01:41:15.560 into across too daily YouTube? 2180 01:41:17.720 --> 01:41:17.920 Yeah? 2181 01:41:18.720 --> 01:41:20.800 Yeah, I mean, I guess I don't know. 2182 01:41:21.079 --> 01:41:24.399 Forgive them Father for forgiving them what they do again insane. 2183 01:41:24.520 --> 01:41:27.920 Guess, But forgive them Father for they somehow still do 2184 01:41:28.079 --> 01:41:28.840 not know what they do. 2185 01:41:29.359 --> 01:41:31.239 The big thing is that there, shut up, shut up, 2186 01:41:31.520 --> 01:41:37.520 ouch ouch yet again, out yet again, alas alas forgive. 2187 01:41:37.560 --> 01:41:40.600 Then is the biggest nightmare for them because of the 2188 01:41:40.680 --> 01:41:42.960 fact that he just he just has socialist views, and 2189 01:41:43.000 --> 01:41:45.479 they're like, that's really bad, and it's like it's really 2190 01:41:45.560 --> 01:41:47.520 bad until he gets in there and does things, and 2191 01:41:47.600 --> 01:41:49.079 then people are like, oh, that's better. 2192 01:41:49.359 --> 01:41:52.479 It's not even fucking it's democratic. Socialism and socialism are 2193 01:41:52.560 --> 01:41:55.560 not the same. It is crazy whatever. Yeah, we all 2194 01:41:55.600 --> 01:41:55.760 know this. 2195 01:41:55.920 --> 01:41:57.720 Yeah, yeah, anyone listening should know this. 2196 01:41:58.199 --> 01:42:04.079 Yeah, it's fine anyway. Calt me down three two one 2197 01:42:04.680 --> 01:42:08.000 The Dead Spider Chris is Uncle Ronald Reagan, Delta Gamma 2198 01:42:08.119 --> 01:42:12.159 MC Brainworm. The Esoteric Order of Unemployed Diddlers literally fed 2199 01:42:12.199 --> 01:42:14.000 this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? 2200 01:42:14.319 --> 01:42:15.199 Squimp his bugs? 2201 01:42:15.239 --> 01:42:18.439 Clamuel Esquire the third you ser guild Master Snart Tanks 2202 01:42:18.479 --> 01:42:19.279 hung As Beetle Girl. 2203 01:42:19.520 --> 01:42:20.880 You boys talk about food often. 2204 01:42:20.920 --> 01:42:23.760 Maybe a food related extra Amma might be tasty. Colin Moriarty, 2205 01:42:23.800 --> 01:42:25.920 Oh my god, they just killed crilling you bastards or 2206 01:42:26.039 --> 01:42:29.159 bamba be like, uh let me be spear. I Am 2207 01:42:29.239 --> 01:42:31.439 going to kill them with the mortar. Jackal jackal. It's 2208 01:42:31.479 --> 01:42:33.920 a jackal. I think it's a jackal. A jackal jackal 2209 01:42:34.800 --> 01:42:37.439 gay low combat evolved two rats in a trench coat. 2210 01:42:37.479 --> 01:42:41.239 Sam Porter bitches something gay something something gay beetles. I 2211 01:42:41.279 --> 01:42:42.960 don't know any more, reckless rhinos of slok Er two. 2212 01:42:42.960 --> 01:42:44.880 Why so, Dirpy Chris? 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Wahoo wahoo indeed? 2236 01:43:52.680 --> 01:44:08.560 Oh damn magang No, it's it's the old game over ye, 2237 01:44:09.000 --> 01:44:10.000 like when you would die. 2238 01:44:10.159 --> 01:44:12.079 It sounds kind of like it kind of sounds like 2239 01:44:12.439 --> 01:44:15.199 it does sound a little bit like uh jack w 2240 01:44:15.399 --> 01:44:17.399 f M, fuck Toyota, the lame cuts winning every rally 2241 01:44:17.479 --> 01:44:22.760 this year, and fuck that French uh freak Ogier called 2242 01:44:22.880 --> 01:44:26.159 racist because of the scumbag shirt parenthesis true out of 2243 01:44:26.239 --> 01:44:28.760 my way. You can't see he's gonna eat my can't 2244 01:44:28.760 --> 01:44:31.439 you see he's gonna eat my butt? H three gay 2245 01:44:31.520 --> 01:44:35.720 men by match bot match cocks plenty. 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Fuck you, I'm paying my TV license, bitch, 2257 01:45:11.640 --> 01:45:13.880 mister pants send Pike. Chris's eyes are so fuckable. Ooh 2258 01:45:14.039 --> 01:45:17.119 you gay fuck face, unstoppable cardboard pie. I replaced the 2259 01:45:17.199 --> 01:45:18.560 RS on my Dodge Ram with w's and now my 2260 01:45:18.600 --> 01:45:20.279 engine sounds like take on me, hot to go, fog 2261 01:45:20.399 --> 01:45:22.159 g O T Bros. I'm so gay. I fuck men's holes. 2262 01:45:22.399 --> 01:45:25.000 Duck Dynasty Warriors, The Hidden The Hidden Genius of calling 2263 01:45:25.079 --> 01:45:26.479 people I don't like the N word. 2264 01:45:26.560 --> 01:45:28.159 A retrospective video essay. 2265 01:45:29.520 --> 01:45:32.800 That's It's a good one, squeezing my balls like a 2266 01:45:32.880 --> 01:45:36.039 clown nose. Empire of Silence. 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Doctor Octopus is gay, evil twin, Doctor Cock, 2275 01:46:03.039 --> 01:46:06.880 No puss, foul tarnish to meet Tink, Miguan Tae Kingston's Life, 2276 01:46:06.960 --> 01:46:09.640 Indiana Jones and the Jerking of the Crystal penis my 2277 01:46:09.760 --> 01:46:12.119 new D and D weapon plus four bludgeting Hamster in 2278 01:46:12.159 --> 01:46:14.920 a sock yush in a New York accident. I'm scared 2279 01:46:14.920 --> 01:46:17.680 of shark, so I always swim at a gun. Uh 2280 01:46:17.960 --> 01:46:20.039 listen to them, the children of the Night. Was we come? 2281 01:46:20.079 --> 01:46:22.840 They make in the ultra fag Craig the Canadian. Every 2282 01:46:22.920 --> 01:46:25.760 day we straight further from the damn train CJ. It's 2283 01:46:25.840 --> 01:46:28.399 your boy, Shawnee Dee, and thank God for Asian women, 2284 01:46:28.479 --> 01:46:32.199 and thank God for Stellaru, Stellar Blade Nude Mods, Come 2285 01:46:32.239 --> 01:46:35.079 Shot Gaming tm HA Snpiker is a Champagne socialist, a 2286 01:46:35.159 --> 01:46:38.000 market plier fan selling is selling brazene on eBay if 2287 01:46:38.000 --> 01:46:39.720 you want to try it. By the way, got some 2288 01:46:39.920 --> 01:46:42.840 Chris was right using the remote from click to pause time. 2289 01:46:42.960 --> 01:46:45.520 Coke kingson from head to toe and come and resume time, 2290 01:46:45.600 --> 01:46:48.800 and then watch what happens from afar Uh Lily leaving 2291 01:46:48.880 --> 01:46:51.760 Kingston for a jinx. Kingston comes to terms with his games, 2292 01:46:51.800 --> 01:46:54.520 and he finally hooked up between his dad. Non no no, no, 2293 01:46:54.640 --> 01:46:57.720 no no no no getting niggy with it. 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My favorite Doctor Hartman 2316 01:48:06.199 --> 01:48:09.399 bid is when he's prescribing Viagara as antidepressions pre. 2317 01:48:09.479 --> 01:48:10.960 Ras Blake eight ninety six. 2318 01:48:11.000 --> 01:48:12.920 I got lockjaw doing the graveyard chips at the lock 2319 01:48:13.079 --> 01:48:14.840 at the Dick's Sucking Factory, and all I got was 2320 01:48:14.880 --> 01:48:17.399 lockjaw as previously mentioned, Net and Yaho sounds like the 2321 01:48:17.439 --> 01:48:19.960 guy from Arby's Ads. I took her in my attic 2322 01:48:20.000 --> 01:48:22.479 and I franked it all. Timeline gears too, where Dom 2323 01:48:22.800 --> 01:48:25.039 finds his decrepit wife and precedes the blourer backout. Instead, 2324 01:48:25.039 --> 01:48:28.039 a blower brains out Sweeney, spoils my parents' death, then 2325 01:48:28.119 --> 01:48:30.760 kills them. Creator of the transparent cleaning metal on YouTube. 2326 01:48:31.600 --> 01:48:34.560 Look that up to ask Goopy jerking it with so 2327 01:48:34.720 --> 01:48:37.880 much lotion. My ball stopped being wrinkley, my AirPod died 2328 01:48:37.880 --> 01:48:39.760 at work, and my phone played the RFK worm barrel 2329 01:48:39.800 --> 01:48:42.279 bit out loud. It's now my pharmacist does the RFK voice. 2330 01:48:42.520 --> 01:48:45.239 Young Colin hanging himself on a cneiling fan, Harry Nobbler 2331 01:48:45.319 --> 01:48:48.359 and the throat of GAG's caband by Nicki Ziggy can 2332 01:48:48.479 --> 01:48:51.039 fat Ethan Klein be called as a witness against ozempic 2333 01:48:51.079 --> 01:48:54.840 cocaine eathing glene strike Carn twenty five dollars for you 2334 01:48:54.920 --> 01:48:58.119 because I'm killing the game right now, Pirate Software, Let's 2335 01:48:58.159 --> 01:49:00.520 go Sorry, Miss Jackson Badly Brave who who's New York 2336 01:49:00.600 --> 01:49:02.479 nick a Theory needs help blowing his webinar hell three 2337 01:49:02.520 --> 01:49:04.560 penis name from Melphis one and rounding out our list. 2338 01:49:05.479 --> 01:49:08.279 Cal Kolinsky fucking tweet rounding out our list. 2339 01:49:08.199 --> 01:49:10.079 King of Haab Pazard. That was the fastest we've done 2340 01:49:10.199 --> 01:49:11.520 credits in a long time. 2341 01:49:11.640 --> 01:49:13.199 A real steady one. 2342 01:49:13.520 --> 01:49:16.319 I saw Kyle Kolinsky tweet that too. Fucking Trump opening 2343 01:49:16.359 --> 01:49:17.239 his asses JD. 2344 01:49:17.439 --> 01:49:23.600 Van Trump's fucking Boodyo. Man, I'm telling you it's it's 2345 01:49:23.760 --> 01:49:24.880 it's Mario Bros. Time. 2346 01:49:25.079 --> 01:49:26.279 It's Mario Brothers time. 2347 01:49:28.359 --> 01:49:34.119 Ray Yeah, man, thanks for thanks for stopping. 2348 01:49:34.159 --> 01:49:34.319 Bye. 2349 01:49:34.359 --> 01:49:36.239 Sorry for the shorter episode again. We'll be back up 2350 01:49:36.279 --> 01:49:38.840 to a normal next week. We just had to catch up. 2351 01:49:39.199 --> 01:49:41.399 But we'll see you again on the next episode of 2352 01:49:41.399 --> 01:49:42.119 the stark Tank Podcast. 2353 01:49:42.119 --> 01:49:44.920 Remember star tank dot com uh or not start dot com, 2354 01:49:45.079 --> 01:49:47.239 patronic const to snark Tank and snark tank dot shot 2355 01:49:47.279 --> 01:49:49.960 for merch. Go over there, join some of our tears. 2356 01:49:50.399 --> 01:49:52.840 Add add your name to our listed names. At the 2357 01:49:52.880 --> 01:49:55.119 end of the show. Ask us some questions, give us 2358 01:49:55.159 --> 01:49:57.439 some suggestions, give us some stories, all sorts of ship. 2359 01:49:58.079 --> 01:50:01.800 So uh yeah, we'll we'll see you on the next episode. Bye, 2360 01:50:01.840 --> 01:50:02.920 bye do it. 2361 01:50:05.000 --> 01:50:06.840 We were you prone. Bye