WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:04.320 The rats I'm going to talk about have one t oh, 2 00:00:04.440 --> 00:00:07.400 just one. Yeah, not like the guys that you're listening 3 00:00:07.440 --> 00:00:10.320 to now. They have two teas, which were really nice guys. 4 00:00:10.800 --> 00:00:10.839 Not. 5 00:00:11.800 --> 00:00:14.960 I wonder if any of them, like, look back at 6 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:16.920 the pictures of their grandkids. You look back at the 7 00:00:16.920 --> 00:00:20.120 pictures of the spandex with the tassels and the hair 8 00:00:20.199 --> 00:00:20.480 and the. 9 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:22.320 Headband, it might still be rocking that way. 10 00:00:22.359 --> 00:00:26.280 And uh, and the grand kids going grandpa? Is that you? 11 00:00:26.679 --> 00:00:30.399 We had Steven Piercy, the lead singer from rad One 12 00:00:30.839 --> 00:00:35.000 last summer. Great guy, I mean, fun guy. I keep 13 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:38.240 wanting to call him Peter Searcy. I always get the 14 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:43.280 local guy. Yeah, both nice guys. New York National Urban 15 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:45.159 Rat Summit is underway. 16 00:00:45.799 --> 00:00:49.719 All these rats are converging for a convention. That's exciting. 17 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:53.880 They were already there. It's a sting operation for mafioso's. 18 00:00:54.399 --> 00:00:54.520 Uh. 19 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:56.600 They gather all the rats in one area. 20 00:00:57.240 --> 00:00:58.119 Hey where's Johnny? 21 00:00:58.119 --> 00:01:00.000 Two times? 22 00:01:00.240 --> 00:01:02.640 Hey did Johnny two times? 23 00:01:02.759 --> 00:01:06.879 You have won a complimentary trip to Los Angeles. 24 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:09.640 Report to Jimmy. 25 00:01:10.959 --> 00:01:16.040 Fat two Fatuti's house to redeem your coupon. 26 00:01:16.359 --> 00:01:17.879 Thank you, fake Tony Veneddi. 27 00:01:18.239 --> 00:01:22.000 New York City is holding an event this week focusing 28 00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:27.799 on rat control uh huh. The city's first National Urban 29 00:01:27.959 --> 00:01:32.200 Rat Summit is scheduled to take place today and Thursday. 30 00:01:32.319 --> 00:01:36.879 It's expected to focus on presentations for academic, researchers and 31 00:01:36.959 --> 00:01:42.000 experts from cities around the world, including Canada, along with 32 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:47.680 discussing efforts and challenges in urban rat mitigation. Mayor Eric 33 00:01:47.959 --> 00:01:52.560 Adams says he's excited about having fellow generals in the 34 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:54.519 War on rats in town. 35 00:01:55.040 --> 00:01:58.280 Mister maror, man make a suggestion, yes you may. 36 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:02.359 I know this guy that plays the flute and all 37 00:02:02.359 --> 00:02:06.959 these rats. God, yeah, he's good and the rats just 38 00:02:07.159 --> 00:02:07.719 love the guy. 39 00:02:07.760 --> 00:02:08.400 He's good. 40 00:02:09.199 --> 00:02:12.400 If I may suggest that he just plays his flute, 41 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:14.479 has the rats follow him all the way over to 42 00:02:14.599 --> 00:02:17.479 Jersey and then you whack the floutest. 43 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:17.759 That's what. 44 00:02:19.599 --> 00:02:22.000 I lived in one building that had so many rats. 45 00:02:22.520 --> 00:02:24.639 How many? 46 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:26.560 Uh? 47 00:02:26.800 --> 00:02:29.280 There he is right there. His name's Ian Anderson. I mean, 48 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:30.400 I mean his name's Jethro. 49 00:02:32.479 --> 00:02:37.039 So the I lived next to the elevator shaft. So 50 00:02:37.120 --> 00:02:39.199 I would when I start sat down to watch TV 51 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:41.520 in the evening, when I got home, I would have 52 00:02:41.599 --> 00:02:44.360 like a shoe, my wallet, my keys, and like anything else, 53 00:02:44.439 --> 00:02:47.400 because where's the other shoe? Because the other shoes there too. 54 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:48.080 He's waiting for. 55 00:02:48.039 --> 00:02:50.520 It to drop right, thank you. You know what take 56 00:02:50.520 --> 00:02:53.840 a dollar? Yeah you know, I mean one dollar gets 57 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:54.479 one ding wow. 58 00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:55.319 Hey. 59 00:02:55.520 --> 00:02:58.400 So I would wait because they would gnaw on the 60 00:02:58.439 --> 00:03:02.840 wiring in the walls. The rats would go and at 61 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:05.000 first I called down. They're like, oh, that's just rats. 62 00:03:05.199 --> 00:03:07.360 And then Tony would ask the rats, are y all 63 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:08.319 done yet? And they went. 64 00:03:08.360 --> 00:03:12.439 No, no, get it. So I would. But here's the thing. 65 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:14.520 If you threw something at the wall or banged on 66 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:16.879 the wall, they'd stop for about fifteen minutes, so you 67 00:03:16.919 --> 00:03:21.080 can watch back. Hence the pile of stuff. So I 68 00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:25.199 was so lazy at twenty two years old. I would 69 00:03:25.240 --> 00:03:27.000 sit there and I would just I was so lazy. 70 00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:28.680 I would pick up my wallet. I would just throw it, 71 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:30.039 throw it at the wall, and he would hit the 72 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:31.680 wall and they would stop for ten or fifteen minutes. 73 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:36.080 I could simply watch two words tennis ball. 74 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:40.719 Oh yes, then think of that. You just solved a 75 00:03:40.759 --> 00:03:43.719 problem right there right yeah. But if it didn't bounce 76 00:03:43.759 --> 00:03:46.840 back to me, I'd go, oh it's right over there, okay, 77 00:03:46.919 --> 00:03:48.719 but somebody else to go it's three feet away, pick 78 00:03:48.759 --> 00:03:48.960 it up. 79 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:53.639 I don't know they caught it. Tennis balls, tennis balls. 80 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:58.520 I had a DD movie a DVD called tennis Balls 81 00:03:58.520 --> 00:03:59.319 in her nightstand. 82 00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:02.879 Right. Uh, So that that summit is and I don't 83 00:04:02.879 --> 00:04:05.639 know what the strategies will be, but there's gotta be 84 00:04:05.759 --> 00:04:09.240 not There's probably not a building New York with without. 85 00:04:08.960 --> 00:04:12.719 Rats, right, it would surprise me. Well, you know, I 86 00:04:12.719 --> 00:04:14.879 mean super rich ones. 87 00:04:16.519 --> 00:04:18.879 You ever seen when they get stuck in that little glue. 88 00:04:18.639 --> 00:04:21.240 And their little. 89 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:22.680 So creepy. 90 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:23.680 I would not do that. 91 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:25.079 Glue traps are cruel. 92 00:04:25.480 --> 00:04:25.680 Flip. 93 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:28.319 When I was order in a restaurant, it had flipped over, 94 00:04:28.839 --> 00:04:31.399 so the thing was just hoppy, right, it was just hoppy, 95 00:04:31.519 --> 00:04:33.079 and I was like, we're all like what is it? 96 00:04:33.120 --> 00:04:33.639 What is it? 97 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:35.480 And we're all back there, We're like, I turn it over. 98 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:37.800 So we took like a little like a broom and 99 00:04:37.839 --> 00:04:40.279 we're like flipped it over. And the rat was like 100 00:04:43.600 --> 00:04:46.600 it's stuck in the in the stuff till it dies. 101 00:04:46.680 --> 00:04:50.720 Why would you tell me that story man? Stop doing 102 00:04:50.720 --> 00:04:51.040 the rat? 103 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:51.439 Screen? 104 00:04:53.360 --> 00:04:56.560 That might have been been that actually sounded a lot 105 00:04:56.600 --> 00:04:57.639 like Thomas House singing. 106 00:04:58.000 --> 00:05:04.360 But so I got a list. He's so mad right now, 107 00:05:04.360 --> 00:05:05.079 you don't want to come in. 108 00:05:05.160 --> 00:05:09.959 Oh I just what bitch and moan for one second. 109 00:05:10.639 --> 00:05:13.720 This goes out to our buddy Special Forces buddy Rick 110 00:05:13.879 --> 00:05:18.360 Gunny Fowler, I'm doing a new favor, and he goes, 111 00:05:19.199 --> 00:05:22.160 he said, thanks M l and R. 112 00:05:23.720 --> 00:05:25.519 I'm not with these stupid ass. 113 00:05:26.000 --> 00:05:30.079 L or maybe later, maybe maybe later M l and R. No, 114 00:05:30.319 --> 00:05:34.600 maybe might lick no rear. 115 00:05:35.839 --> 00:05:38.959 There it is there, it is no. I texted him. 116 00:05:38.959 --> 00:05:40.879 I said, what the hell is MLR? He goes much 117 00:05:40.959 --> 00:05:41.759 love and respect. 118 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:46.120 Well, if you have that, then might lick rear makes sense? 119 00:05:46.279 --> 00:05:49.040 And if Gunny's doing it's the rest of the world 120 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:53.439 against you. Man. Yeah, sorry, dude, I'm sorry. 121 00:05:53.439 --> 00:05:54.439 What's the list? That's right? 122 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:57.600 It list our relationship red flags that you really should 123 00:05:57.680 --> 00:05:59.879 have noticed but you ignored. 124 00:06:00.160 --> 00:06:02.160 I think I heard a fourteen year old girl sneeze? 125 00:06:02.199 --> 00:06:05.639 Is there a It was me because I seemed like 126 00:06:05.680 --> 00:06:06.439 a fourteen year old girl. 127 00:06:07.399 --> 00:06:10.519 You're selling cookies. I got three fitty. 128 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:13.079 Three fit Wait. 129 00:06:12.879 --> 00:06:16.279 No, it's two fitty. His mom told me not to 130 00:06:16.279 --> 00:06:18.959 marry him. She said if it were her, she wouldn't 131 00:06:18.959 --> 00:06:20.959 wait for him because he will not be worth it. 132 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:24.480 Three years later, I realized she was right and got divorced. 133 00:06:24.600 --> 00:06:27.199 Okay, all right, but you don't know if the mom 134 00:06:27.279 --> 00:06:29.560 is sabotaging it, because she's that kind of mother in 135 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:33.040 law where she doesn't like you. She loves the son, 136 00:06:33.160 --> 00:06:35.600 but she doesn't like you and want to marry him, 137 00:06:35.639 --> 00:06:36.839 so she's sabotaging it. 138 00:06:36.879 --> 00:06:43.079 So you gotta sat red flags people ignored. He asked 139 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:45.279 me to move in with him while all of his 140 00:06:45.360 --> 00:06:49.160 wife's clothes were still in the dresser and closet bras, underwear, 141 00:06:49.199 --> 00:06:50.959 sock shoes, wedding dress, everything. 142 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:53.959 Wow, yeah, no, I don't think so. Yeah, that's a 143 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:57.639 red flag you ignored. And guess what probably didn't at. 144 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:02.519 It's a giant, giant signal of people that just can't 145 00:07:02.519 --> 00:07:04.560 be by themselves. Yep, you know those people that go 146 00:07:04.639 --> 00:07:07.319 right into another relationship. It's like, why do you do thing? 147 00:07:07.360 --> 00:07:09.000 I always needed long pauses? 148 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:12.680 No, dude, Well mine only lasted two or three months 149 00:07:12.680 --> 00:07:14.879 at a time, anyway, That's true, real long terms. 150 00:07:15.199 --> 00:07:17.680 He refused to introduce me to his parents and sister 151 00:07:17.839 --> 00:07:20.160 for so long during our first year together. I finally 152 00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:22.600 gave up asking. After all, we hung out with his 153 00:07:22.680 --> 00:07:25.519 brother sometimes, so that was fine. Well, a family wedding 154 00:07:25.560 --> 00:07:28.120 came up and I met them. He was furious that 155 00:07:28.160 --> 00:07:31.240 I told them we'd been dating for four years. He 156 00:07:31.279 --> 00:07:33.279 wouldn't let me see them again after their wedding. We 157 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:35.480 broke up after he cheated on me. Apparently I was 158 00:07:35.519 --> 00:07:39.800 a side piece. Oh, you're not even my number three. 159 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:45.120 You're not even my number three. Why would he take 160 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:48.079 Why would he take her? Because you know, someone at 161 00:07:48.120 --> 00:07:50.120 the wedding's gonna say, so, how long you guys seen 162 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:52.079 each other? Four years? Four years? 163 00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:52.560 Wow? 164 00:07:52.600 --> 00:07:53.079 I'm sorry? 165 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:53.360 What what? 166 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:57.959 You're gonna love this one? When I first found out 167 00:07:58.000 --> 00:08:01.519 I was pregnant, he wanted to draw a chalk outline 168 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:03.519 of me and gave me a year to get back 169 00:08:03.560 --> 00:08:04.360 down to that size. 170 00:08:04.439 --> 00:08:08.879 Oh my gosh, what, Oh my god. 171 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:13.079 Wait a minute, I'm not grasping this. He drew a 172 00:08:13.160 --> 00:08:13.720 chalk out. 173 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:16.160 Line of her when she first got pregnant. Still skinny. 174 00:08:16.879 --> 00:08:19.319 You got a year to get you fit back into the. 175 00:08:19.279 --> 00:08:22.000 Back end of this chalk line. That's uh, that's when 176 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:25.439 you're like, I'm not allowing you to be near our son. Yeah, 177 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:26.560 when it's born. 178 00:08:27.720 --> 00:08:29.920 He tried convincing me it was my fault. He got 179 00:08:29.920 --> 00:08:32.399 a speeding ticket on his way to the store because 180 00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:34.960 I didn't want to go with him. 181 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:40.279 Uh, that is uh your. 182 00:08:38.759 --> 00:08:41.120 Fault, your fault, you see, you would You got me 183 00:08:41.159 --> 00:08:42.879 mad because you didn't want to go, and I so. 184 00:08:43.000 --> 00:08:43.759 I sped up. 185 00:08:44.120 --> 00:08:45.559 So I got mad because. 186 00:08:45.240 --> 00:08:46.519 Of you, and then I got. 187 00:08:46.360 --> 00:08:49.360 This being Dick's your fault. Your I don't even have 188 00:08:49.399 --> 00:08:53.919 to say, do I your your fault to apologize to me? 189 00:08:55.279 --> 00:08:55.960 You're paying this. 190 00:08:57.919 --> 00:09:00.000 He used to compliment other women in front of him, 191 00:09:00.240 --> 00:09:03.279 not like you look nice, but damn, you look fine today, 192 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:06.279 or you got a great body baby. 193 00:09:06.639 --> 00:09:07.879 Uh frowned upon. 194 00:09:07.919 --> 00:09:08.320 Reirst of all. 195 00:09:08.360 --> 00:09:10.440 You can't do that in these days in time anyway. 196 00:09:11.039 --> 00:09:16.240 Excuse me. I think that depends on how long you've 197 00:09:16.279 --> 00:09:19.440 all been together. If you've been been married twenty five years, 198 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:25.039 he did the looked like, I guess the wife's like, yeah, 199 00:09:25.080 --> 00:09:26.240 I get it, she's hot. 200 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:30.000 Here's my favorite. Hey Tina, how you feel fine? Girl? 201 00:09:30.039 --> 00:09:30.799 You look fine. 202 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:33.080 Dwight still thinks it's okay to yill that out loud 203 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:35.320 in the middle room. He all his coffee going, damn 204 00:09:35.679 --> 00:09:40.080 he girl sales girl looking good. Dye, You're like, we 205 00:09:40.120 --> 00:09:42.519 can't can't do that anymore, dude, Hey, apparently you can. 206 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:45.559 I wish I had a milkshake like that on my 207 00:09:45.679 --> 00:09:46.399 front porch. 208 00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:54.759 By the way, that was always the dumbest I hated that, 209 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:57.200 saying you got some shake with or you got some 210 00:09:57.360 --> 00:10:02.039 fries with that shake? You got them from making sixty eight? 211 00:10:02.200 --> 00:10:05.840 Sure like? Sure like surfries on my front porch. Swing. 212 00:10:06.120 --> 00:10:06.919 No, it's. 213 00:10:09.080 --> 00:10:11.320 I was with my ex for almost three years. Because 214 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:14.639 of some strange circumstances, I felt the need to search 215 00:10:14.720 --> 00:10:16.840 through his phone. So I found a message saved on 216 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:20.200 Snapchat with his best girlfriend saying he wanted to see 217 00:10:20.200 --> 00:10:22.879 her naked. I talked with him about it. He told 218 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:25.600 me that he said that because his friend's group was 219 00:10:25.600 --> 00:10:29.320 planning on going to a nudiest spa. I believed him 220 00:10:29.320 --> 00:10:31.200 and forgave him. 221 00:10:31.600 --> 00:10:34.159 Uh, you kind of get what you deserve there, right. 222 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:37.399 The problem is if she if he found that on 223 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:40.039 her phone, he would have lost his mind. 224 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:42.120 Or here's here's the play. 225 00:10:42.799 --> 00:10:47.200 Okay, did you really send Karen a request for a 226 00:10:47.320 --> 00:10:50.639 nude Yeah? I did because I wanted to find exactly 227 00:10:51.080 --> 00:10:52.600 how good are friends you all were? 228 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:56.120 Would you do this or not? So you know what 229 00:10:56.639 --> 00:10:57.679 I think? I think? 230 00:10:57.759 --> 00:11:01.279 This speaks volumes on your friend, Karen, And you're welcome 231 00:11:01.440 --> 00:11:02.960 for me weeding your friends out. 232 00:11:03.039 --> 00:11:04.039 It's a very good tactic. 233 00:11:04.120 --> 00:11:05.720 Thank you. That one's for free. 234 00:11:05.519 --> 00:11:09.600 Guys ignored red flags for some reason. After being exclusive 235 00:11:09.639 --> 00:11:13.919 for a few months, he casually scrolled Tender. He was 236 00:11:14.000 --> 00:11:16.039 confused why I would be upset. He said, I never 237 00:11:16.080 --> 00:11:16.879 said no tender. 238 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:21.480 Uh yeah, that's called insecurity. And he wanted to put 239 00:11:21.519 --> 00:11:24.279 it back on her, But yeah, you're you've been dating you. 240 00:11:24.039 --> 00:11:25.159 You never said no tender. 241 00:11:25.240 --> 00:11:28.679 All right, Well, I mean, hey, you never said. This 242 00:11:31.720 --> 00:11:36.679 is just one big understanding. What is your stance on cousins? 243 00:11:37.519 --> 00:11:40.000 Thank you Batch. Here's the thing. I have no idea 244 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:43.080 because I can't I've never never was on Tender. I 245 00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:44.600 don't even know what it is. I know it's a 246 00:11:44.679 --> 00:11:47.480 dating app, uh, but I don't know the rules of 247 00:11:47.480 --> 00:11:51.039 that thing, So I can't answer that on that Really. 248 00:11:51.039 --> 00:11:53.519 He had papers in his car that listed personal items. 249 00:11:53.559 --> 00:11:55.440 I soon realized it was the paper they used to 250 00:11:55.480 --> 00:12:00.559 detail your personal possessions when someone's arrested. The arrest did person. 251 00:12:00.639 --> 00:12:02.759 A woman had a different last name than he did, 252 00:12:03.120 --> 00:12:05.519 but she listed him as her husband. He said, I'm 253 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:08.360 just your friend. Turns out they've been married for years. 254 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:15.200 Oh damn, that's hard, that's terrible. Oh man, how do. 255 00:12:15.200 --> 00:12:17.240 You not know? 256 00:12:17.279 --> 00:12:18.320 How do you not know? 257 00:12:18.480 --> 00:12:19.399 I think they already know. 258 00:12:19.519 --> 00:12:21.519 These don't want to know, willfully ignorant. 259 00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:24.639 Yeah, And then there's times I just look like I 260 00:12:25.039 --> 00:12:27.919 don't know if this is weird or not. But I 261 00:12:27.919 --> 00:12:30.440 get Jaggen. I know. I mean, we know each other 262 00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:32.399 where everybody is. How do you have an affair and 263 00:12:32.720 --> 00:12:34.279 the other person doesn't know where you are for like 264 00:12:34.360 --> 00:12:35.200 an entire day. 265 00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:38.320 I don't understand what the only time is Susan and 266 00:12:38.320 --> 00:12:39.399 I are not together? 267 00:12:39.559 --> 00:12:41.559 Did you not spend those weekend with someone? 268 00:12:41.799 --> 00:12:45.200 It's like, well, yo, she'll do that, but it's always tennis. Really, 269 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:47.679 like ye heard her guy tennis coach will go off 270 00:12:47.679 --> 00:12:48.679 for these tennis camps. 271 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:51.120 That's tennis. You know, tennis. 272 00:12:51.159 --> 00:12:53.600 But you can't fall behind on your lessons. You can't, can't, 273 00:12:53.679 --> 00:12:55.879 you can't. She's a busy politician. 274 00:12:55.279 --> 00:12:58.440 The passionate about her tennis. So they have these different 275 00:12:58.440 --> 00:12:59.159 tennis caps. 276 00:12:59.159 --> 00:13:03.000 You know a lot of them are poolside. What does 277 00:13:03.600 --> 00:13:04.799 drinks and bikinis? 278 00:13:04.919 --> 00:13:08.200 Well, I think it's because of the warm climate. It's uh, 279 00:13:08.240 --> 00:13:09.679 it's better for tennis and. 280 00:13:09.720 --> 00:13:12.759 They don't bring their rackets because these are more calisthenic camps. Right, 281 00:13:12.919 --> 00:13:14.200 you don't really need the racket. 282 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:15.840 Everything explained to them. 283 00:13:17.639 --> 00:13:18.159 Makes sense. 284 00:13:18.159 --> 00:13:19.279 She's a saint, right. 285 00:13:19.399 --> 00:13:21.919 And listen, here's the thing about playing tennis. Well, you 286 00:13:21.960 --> 00:13:25.960 get done with tennis, your hair is really messy because. 287 00:13:25.639 --> 00:13:28.759 You're shaking it around. Yeah, and you're not his and 288 00:13:28.840 --> 00:13:30.759 you're hitting these low balls and you're run. 289 00:13:31.120 --> 00:13:36.279 It's tennis head tennis head, not BedHead tennis head. 290 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:39.399 So it makes your hairro messy. 291 00:13:39.440 --> 00:13:41.840 It does. In the first six months of dating him, 292 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:43.919 he punched a car because he saw me talking to 293 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:46.159 a friend of ours at a party. He then wrote 294 00:13:46.200 --> 00:13:48.440 me a detailed letter, calling me every awful word he 295 00:13:48.480 --> 00:13:51.360 could think of. I dated him for five more years 296 00:13:51.399 --> 00:13:52.879 and was married to him for another four. 297 00:13:53.039 --> 00:13:53.799 Oh my god. 298 00:13:53.919 --> 00:13:56.000 And then I got therapy and left him. 299 00:13:56.080 --> 00:14:00.480 Oh honey, honey, honey, what are you doing? And you 300 00:14:00.559 --> 00:14:03.000 know her friends too, are just like, what are you doing? 301 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:07.679 He's a douche? And then everyone too, Come on. 302 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:11.279 She told me it was okay to have sex because 303 00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:12.759 she was going to break up with her boyfriends in 304 00:14:12.799 --> 00:14:16.240 a few weeks. Anyway, oh boy, because I'm doing and 305 00:14:16.279 --> 00:14:17.639 what did the guy do you go okay? 306 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:23.720 Yeah? Right, That's that's the difference. Girls. Girls could just 307 00:14:23.720 --> 00:14:27.200 walk out the door. Anybody, anybody. Hey, you guys got 308 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:31.080 groceries intent, Yeah, I have sex drops the groceries. 309 00:14:31.960 --> 00:14:32.279 Sure. 310 00:14:33.840 --> 00:14:36.879 And finally, she was always furious at something. Sometimes it 311 00:14:36.879 --> 00:14:39.840 would be her dad, mom, friend's work. Then for seven 312 00:14:39.919 --> 00:14:43.080 years of marriage it became me nearly constantly. Toward the end, 313 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:46.440 I realized she was just angry at herself and projected 314 00:14:46.440 --> 00:14:49.559 it on everyone else. Get rid of negative people in 315 00:14:49.720 --> 00:14:50.320 your life. 316 00:14:53.120 --> 00:14:54.399 She's always pissed off. 317 00:14:54.440 --> 00:14:57.360 It was miserable, And now I'm starting to think I'm 318 00:14:57.360 --> 00:14:59.679 doing that to Susan. Yeah, I get home, I'm pissed off. 319 00:15:00.120 --> 00:15:03.480 We nobody thinks that's gonna last me and Susan. 320 00:15:03.639 --> 00:15:05.799 Yeah, I think it is. 321 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:07.000 You'll run her off at some point. 322 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:08.639 Did you guys get a square board on me? 323 00:15:08.759 --> 00:15:11.639 Yeah, it's got dust on it because you've lasted way 324 00:15:11.639 --> 00:15:14.080 longer than we thought. But some people have some squares 325 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:16.360 out there that are still available. 326 00:15:16.399 --> 00:15:17.440 How much per square? 327 00:15:17.600 --> 00:15:18.480 Fifty bucks? 328 00:15:18.759 --> 00:15:21.320 I'm in I've got twenty fifty four on mine. 329 00:15:21.440 --> 00:15:23.360 Yeah, I mean, oh, do you really I do. 330 00:15:23.440 --> 00:15:27.879 Think get fifty I believe I'm gonna make it to 331 00:15:27.919 --> 00:15:28.559 twenty fifty. 332 00:15:28.600 --> 00:15:30.480 No, you'll run her off, or you'll be dead. 333 00:15:30.480 --> 00:15:31.759 I'll be dead. No, you be dead. 334 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:33.759 That ticker of yours is gonna give out it. 335 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:35.879 So many years. I'm not making adighty sick. 336 00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:39.360 It might go out on the show. First, that's the eyesight, 337 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:40.080 then the ticker. 338 00:15:40.159 --> 00:15:43.600 Hey ratings gold, really, because my eyesight is just about gone. 339 00:15:43.679 --> 00:15:46.399 Man, I can't do I'm not doing. You're not supposed 340 00:15:46.399 --> 00:15:48.200 to do mouth to mouth anymore anyway, So you're good. 341 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:50.960 No, I've requested that you do give me mouthed man. 342 00:15:51.039 --> 00:15:53.399 That's not no. I thought you were DNR. I'm just 343 00:15:53.399 --> 00:15:54.320 gonna push people back. 344 00:15:54.480 --> 00:15:56.320 He's a d n R. Do not. 345 00:15:58.200 --> 00:16:05.120 Ship questions. No, he's out of his mind. 346 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:06.240 He's a d n R. 347 00:16:06.759 --> 00:16:08.000 Do not resuscitate. 348 00:16:08.279 --> 00:16:10.600 See my is getting so bad, I might start playing 349 00:16:10.600 --> 00:16:12.039 the blues. I'm damn near blind. 350 00:16:13.720 --> 00:16:17.000 Speaking of being blind, Yes, Vision First Eye Care. 351 00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:19.720 If you need glasses, you gotta go to Vision First 352 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:22.360 Eyecare dot com. Make an appointment. I did the same. 353 00:16:22.519 --> 00:16:24.360 I did it. My daughter went to vision first and 354 00:16:24.440 --> 00:16:26.320 second grade because the teachers like, yeah, I know what's 355 00:16:26.360 --> 00:16:28.960 going on. She need glasses. We're like, oh okay, so 356 00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:31.200 they took care of Uh. They have better equipment than 357 00:16:31.200 --> 00:16:34.200 they did then because Maggie's in college now. But man, 358 00:16:34.200 --> 00:16:35.919 I couldn't believe it when I went in there and 359 00:16:35.960 --> 00:16:39.200 they basically, there's this machine and you just put your 360 00:16:39.240 --> 00:16:42.679 eyeball up to it. Bang picture, second eyeball, bang picture 361 00:16:42.720 --> 00:16:47.000 four seconds on each side, four seconds, and you get 362 00:16:47.039 --> 00:16:51.159 an MRI of your eye from back center the stem 363 00:16:51.200 --> 00:16:53.200 that goes back to your brain. It is crazy to 364 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:55.679 look at these pictures. And then the doctor will take 365 00:16:55.679 --> 00:16:57.279 you in the room and she'll explain what's going on 366 00:16:57.320 --> 00:16:59.840 with your eyes and whether you're clear, and here's what 367 00:16:59.879 --> 00:17:02.200 you need with glasses, so if you want glasses from them. 368 00:17:02.240 --> 00:17:04.160 At that point, you walk around the corner and there 369 00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:07.839 are three or four fashion forward folks waiting for you 370 00:17:07.880 --> 00:17:10.079 at Vision First. I care right now, make the appointment. 371 00:17:10.119 --> 00:17:12.359 It was an hour. I got two pairs of glasses 372 00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:15.200 and I have not taken them off. I used to 373 00:17:15.279 --> 00:17:18.839 lose my readers all the time. I finally got glasses 374 00:17:18.920 --> 00:17:21.079 that I can wear all day and I have this 375 00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:25.559 is the same pair. Six months later. Vision firstiicare dot 376 00:17:25.599 --> 00:17:28.960 com eighteen locations. Make an appointment. It was an hour 377 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:29.680 for the whole thing. 378 00:17:29.759 --> 00:17:32.240 And what has Maggie missed the most being away at college. 379 00:17:32.279 --> 00:17:36.119 She has to eat college food and not lots of lots. 380 00:17:36.160 --> 00:17:39.039 We have friends coming over tomorrow. I'm sorry Saturday, it's 381 00:17:39.079 --> 00:17:42.880 only Wednesday. We're making homemade pizzas. They have the colorflower crust. 382 00:17:42.920 --> 00:17:45.119 They have the dough balls, the sour dough, the whole weet, 383 00:17:45.160 --> 00:17:48.000 the regular if you want prefab crust as well that 384 00:17:48.079 --> 00:17:50.559 they make for you, and everything you need for the 385 00:17:50.599 --> 00:17:54.880 perfect pizza, the fresh mozzarella, this sauce, pepperone. 386 00:17:55.000 --> 00:17:56.799 She liked the food so much she gets she worked. 387 00:17:56.920 --> 00:17:59.359 She worked there, yes right exactly, lots of pasta thirty 388 00:17:59.400 --> 00:18:02.240 seven to seventeen Lexington Road in the heart of Saint 389 00:18:02.319 --> 00:18:06.359 Matthew's stop on by today. They have a cafe there 390 00:18:06.519 --> 00:18:09.640 outside and inside so and they got the fans going on. 391 00:18:09.680 --> 00:18:11.920 They have flowers everywhere. You could sit there and have 392 00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:13.920 a cup of coffee with your friend, or you could 393 00:18:13.960 --> 00:18:16.400 sit inside and work. They have a really quick WiFi 394 00:18:16.480 --> 00:18:19.119 that's happening in lots of postum back after this on 395 00:18:19.119 --> 00:18:20.319 news Radio eight forty. 396 00:18:20.119 --> 00:18:25.599 Whas congratulations Greg Bird. He picked up some tickets to 397 00:18:26.279 --> 00:18:33.599 Bourbon and Beyond, which begins tomorrow. Congratulations Greg Bird THI, God, 398 00:18:34.160 --> 00:18:34.839 what are you doing? 399 00:18:36.200 --> 00:18:38.119 So we hear the Derek music? Getting ready to go 400 00:18:38.119 --> 00:18:41.759 to Derek Strap. I want to say Roy Ice listening us, 401 00:18:41.799 --> 00:18:44.960