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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish. This is the first time I committed

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<v Speaker 1>a hate crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate bath.

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<v Speaker 2>Any rest ship, any trash ship. You're a worst friend?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?

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<v Speaker 1>You're looking at the fucking problems you hang around with.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm joined today by my friend and co host, a

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<v Speaker 1>guy whose mic sounds as good as it has ever sounded.

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<v Speaker 2>Shane. Oh yeah, thanks for the mic, man, I really

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<v Speaker 2>appreciate that. Can you get me a computer next? Yeah? Really?

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, you go to your Worst Friend dot com. You

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<v Speaker 2>I'm two weeks behind.

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<v Speaker 1>On posting pictures on Instagram. By the way, I work

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<v Speaker 1>so hard on those fucking pictures, and I'm up till

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<v Speaker 1>like four in the morning, like go go to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure they get done. And then the next day it's

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<v Speaker 1>just defeat ust where I'm just like it's done. I

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<v Speaker 2>No, you do.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to post that thing, so go do it,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing more to do. I'm told I am the king

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<v Speaker 1>of getting to where I can see the finish line

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<v Speaker 1>and just going so great. I'm gonna lay down right

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<v Speaker 1>here and not do anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do that thing where I see the finish

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<v Speaker 2>line and then I speed up, and then I fucking

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<v Speaker 2>trip and scrape my knees and try and get back

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<v Speaker 2>up and trip again and get trampled over by the

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<v Speaker 2>three black guys behind me.

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<v Speaker 1>Com slash Worst Friend Cass. You get a bonus episode

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<v Speaker 1>So that's cool if you want to do that. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>breaking news, breaking news, breaking news. Pete Rose is dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the gambling. So what do you know about Pete Rose?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, he ruined baseball where he fucking destroyed the sport.

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<v Speaker 2>He rotted it from the inside out. He's a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>he's the fucking blackheart of baseball. What do he actually

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<v Speaker 2>know about Pete Rose? Oh dude, I know he was

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking crooked, shady, no good son of a biscuit.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know he fucking stole all the MLB's proceeds

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<v Speaker 2>and the money that was supposed to go to charity

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<v Speaker 2>that he took that he got from gambling, and then

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<v Speaker 2>he was he threw every game, and then he's not

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<v Speaker 2>allowed in the Hall of Fame because he's was an

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<v Speaker 2>alleged and avowed Nazi.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna say, because he's white. We

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<v Speaker 1>have too many of them in there. We don't need anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Now on every last name has to end with a Z.

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<v Speaker 2>Is Mark McGuire in the Hall of Fame?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So that's an interesting conversation. Okay, Mark McGuire also

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<v Speaker 1>is not in the Hall of Fame. He is not banned,

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<v Speaker 1>but the voters won't put him in. They won't put

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<v Speaker 1>him in. They won't put Sammy Sosa in. They won't

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<v Speaker 1>put Barry Bonds in.

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<v Speaker 2>Barry Bob because yeah, he fucking like beat up a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of prostitutes. Right, No, I don't know none of

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<v Speaker 2>those things. They were smoke crack and beat up a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of prostitutes.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they were all just steroid users.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, I thought Barry Bonds was a fucking crackhead.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Barry Bonds is probably the best example. Look at

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<v Speaker 1>his head ready, can you see my screen.

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<v Speaker 2>All of the skull malformation?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, you see this means even though he's the

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<v Speaker 1>home run king, that he's more subservient.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, I'm not talking about like phrenology. I

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<v Speaker 2>was just saying his head is all different now because

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<v Speaker 2>he did Royds. Yes, that is correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a comparison with Bonds's head.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fucking crazy. Yeah, that is noticeable. Yeah, he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>even look like he has the same face. He looks

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<v Speaker 2>like he cut off Magic Johnson's face and put it

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<v Speaker 2>on he. Uh, that's probably the best picture right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was whoo and he was. But he he

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<v Speaker 1>looks like he's got puffy, fat guy face.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not.

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<v Speaker 1>He was jack ash shit during this time. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>looks almost like Charles Barkley kinda.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So Barry Bonds is the greatest baseball player of all time,

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<v Speaker 1>but he won't He likely won't get into the Hall

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<v Speaker 1>of Fame for a while because he did steroids. But

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<v Speaker 1>he if he had retired in the first half of

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<v Speaker 2>He probably would have been a Hall of Famer. What

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<v Speaker 2>about Jackie Robinson him?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, he has to go in the little wing

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<v Speaker 1>on the side, the back, around the back.

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<v Speaker 2>He has to wait for Frank Sinatra to vote him in.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, you guys in that league. You

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<v Speaker 1>go to the back of the museum. Okay, there's cotton

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<v Speaker 1>baseball from one day Rosa Parks showed up in all

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<v Speaker 1>and said, I ain't going nowhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we let yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then we let

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<v Speaker 2>blacks in the Hall of Fame. That was what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a good day for America, bad day for sports.

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<v Speaker 1>So Pete Rose is the all time leading hit king.

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<v Speaker 1>He has more hits than anyone in the history of baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay the way he his number is four two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and fifty six hits. Now a good season, not even

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<v Speaker 1>anymore nowadays.

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<v Speaker 2>Not. Let's look at the stats from this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Real quick, this is good, this is this is I'm

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<v Speaker 1>promise you we're not going to turn this into fucking

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<v Speaker 2>But uh, let me just look.

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<v Speaker 1>So the hit leader this year had two hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>eleven hits, right, Okay, you got to be a great

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<v Speaker 2>You just have he he's the leader. Well that's what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>So two hundred yes exactly, yes, Well, but you know

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<v Speaker 1>it could be a down year or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So two hundred hits in a season is a great season.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>To get to Pete Rose's number, you would have to

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<v Speaker 1>have a really good season for twenty one years, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>never slump and always get two hundred hits, and you

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<v Speaker 1>would still be like, I don't know, fifty six hits short?

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<v Speaker 2>How many years do you play? A lot when.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys played longer back then, But it's a testament to

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's just a testament to how easy baseball is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not crazy to think that, if I'm being honest. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not easy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, right, let's reclarify. It's not easy to

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<v Speaker 1>play baseball. It is less physically demanding than other sports.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like if I like lumberjacks, they do their job, right.

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<v Speaker 1>We just like we're not talking ESPN on a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's real sports here. It's just I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>the only reason that football players and fighters have to

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<v Speaker 2>they're twenty nine is because they keep getting brain damage,

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<v Speaker 2>not because sports are hard to do when you're old

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you know what, you start getting injured if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have a player you can't rely on. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't have them on your team. In baseball, your bat

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<v Speaker 1>slows down. You don't run as fast anymore. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>run as fast as you did when you were twenty?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Faster? Really? No? Oh? Okay? I ran you give me

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<v Speaker 2>a week, dude, I'll fucking smoke mild back.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's so crazy. I ran the forty in

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<v Speaker 1>high school and I was unbelievably slow. It's forty yards.

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<v Speaker 1>You see how fast you could do it. I like

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<v Speaker 1>if I ran my number in the NFL, they would

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<v Speaker 1>be like, this guy is a commentator or something, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>kill him, murder him. I ran a five point eight

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<v Speaker 1>forty right, five point eight seconds the top guys in

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL, the fastest ever recorded is four point two.

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<v Speaker 1>I am only one point six seconds slower than the

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<v Speaker 2>That's when it comes. One point six seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it is, but it doesn't feel like it, right,

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<v Speaker 1>if you say it, if you go like a one

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<v Speaker 1>point ready, there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>That was it? One point six seconds? You did it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a similar thing where when I was in

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<v Speaker 2>the Marines, I used to run the three miles really fast.

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<v Speaker 2>So they they train you in uh, the delayed entry program,

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<v Speaker 2>like when you join up in high school or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like hanging out with the recruiters, they prepare you,

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<v Speaker 2>like by they're supposed to do a mile and a

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<v Speaker 2>entries or whatever. But my recruiters would run us three

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<v Speaker 2>I was just you know, I could do it even

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<v Speaker 2>easier after boot camp. And then I got to my

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<v Speaker 2>school battalion in Camp Pendleton, and I was I would

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<v Speaker 2>have been still eighteen. Yeah. So I met this guy

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<v Speaker 2>who was a fucking asshole. I don't even remember his name.

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<v Speaker 2>I only knew him for a couple months for that school,

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<v Speaker 2>but he was like a track and field guy in

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<v Speaker 2>high school, I guess. And I did a PFT one

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<v Speaker 2>morning and I guess he wasn't there, but he heard

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<v Speaker 2>me say my time out loud and I was nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>minutes and he's like, you ran or three miles in

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen minutes and I was like yeah. He's like, that's

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<v Speaker 2>seriously an Olympics speed. You're lying, you're making that up.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, dude, are you fucking kidding me? The

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<v Speaker 2>staff sergeant guy was right there, you know, he clicked

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<v Speaker 2>the watch and everything at the halfway point. How could

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<v Speaker 2>I have faked it? Did? Someone picked me up in

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<v Speaker 2>a car and this guy fucking refused to believe that

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<v Speaker 2>I could do it? And I don't know that it

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<v Speaker 2>was is even a feat, especially now with you know

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<v Speaker 2>how athletes keep getting better and better. But I always wondered, like, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>if let's say eighteen minutes is the the Olympic time,

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<v Speaker 2>would it really be that hard to shave a minute off?

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<v Speaker 2>And similarly, with the motherfucking vaulting or the sprinting or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>how hard could it be to shave a second off? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I've never been much of a runner myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I fucking hate it, Like my hell is just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>It's so boring to me, it's so boring.

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<v Speaker 1>I can here's the difference, though, I can run all

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<v Speaker 1>day if you just give me a basketball to dribble

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<v Speaker 1>along with it, like I like doing something, maybe I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>you're eighteen, but like, if you can see what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>This is the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You were probably about an intermediate right three miles. I

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<v Speaker 1>I think that especially because like three years earlier, you

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I looked like fucking Sam Kinnison after the accident.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is about you not liking the running for

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<v Speaker 2>the Marines was like seven miles. And yeah, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>need I didn't need like to win the game. I

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<v Speaker 2>to keep going like that. That just felt like so good.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't really thinking about anything during the run, just

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<v Speaker 1>So I get I agree with you in playing a game, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent. I mean, just give me a basketball

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll just run around a track by myself, dribbling

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<v Speaker 1>it the whole time, and I'll tire her out, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll go to a smaller thing. But I won't

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<v Speaker 1>be bored. I am so fucking bored all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy to me. It's crazy how fucking bored. I am,

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<v Speaker 1>like I have to put my headphones on to go

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm like that a lot of the time. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>Like sometimes, yeah, I just need my thoughts. Like so

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<v Speaker 2>for a party, and yeah, I listened to like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, five albums in a row, like just different

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<v Speaker 2>bands or whatever on my AirPods, and eventually I was like, Damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I've I've when I've like had to super concentrate to

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<v Speaker 1>pay attention to something. I will go to a quick silence,

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<v Speaker 1>but I have to really need to dial in or

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<v Speaker 1>like I've been editing audio and I know people are

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<v Speaker 1>But I've been editing audio while having I have two

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<v Speaker 1>pairs of headphones in, Like I'll have one over here

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<v Speaker 1>and then one is a podcast I'm listening to, and

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<v Speaker 1>it playing over here, and then I'll edit and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, it's crazy that which I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>extreme alter Why what would drive you nuts about that?

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<v Speaker 2>So, like I sometimes I'll be doing the multitasking thing

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<v Speaker 2>where it's like I'll be working on something for my job.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be working on something on my phone and then like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>and it'll require like thirty seconds of concentration and then

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<v Speaker 2>I can get back to what I'm doing on my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>And then this will happen like three or four times

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<v Speaker 2>in a row, like over the course of a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of minutes, and I'm like, all right, one task is

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<v Speaker 2>only do one thing. I can't. I can't. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>keep going back and forth like this. It pisses me off. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>The boredom pisses me off more the idea like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I'm gonna be sitting here and doing nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I can't get it out. Are you

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<v Speaker 2>scared of being bored? I'm no.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm scared of unclouded thoughts. Am I scared

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<v Speaker 1>of them. No, I'm scared of fucking I'm scared of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm scared of them building a housing project behind me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not scared of my thoughts, but I don't like them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a huge fan.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to go to your house a lot, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure there is a housing project right behind you.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a housing project. There's like a big empty lot

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<v Speaker 2>that leads over to a housing project. There's not.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a big quick check, okay, and that.

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<v Speaker 2>Leads to the housing project.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no housing project. Enough about the housing project. Back

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<v Speaker 1>of the museum, buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's the thing about Pete Rose, right, Oh, he

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<v Speaker 1>was great. He had all these hits, he did all

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<v Speaker 1>that good stuff. We'll get back to our fucking brains

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<v Speaker 1>in a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't care about my brain. But he was also.

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<v Speaker 1>Betting on baseball. And the problem is, and why you

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<v Speaker 1>can't bet on sports, and why it's so taboo and

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<v Speaker 1>why it's so bad, is because the only thing you

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<v Speaker 1>it's not predetermined.

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<v Speaker 2>It's whatever, it's the the what is it? The the

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<v Speaker 2>integrity of the game. Yeah, well, it's the that they're

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<v Speaker 2>watching the game because even when it's like three to

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<v Speaker 2>zero bottom of the ninth, there's still a chance, right

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<v Speaker 2>like that that team could come back and win at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the game. And that's why sports can

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<v Speaker 2>be so sure. And and if you're at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the game there and you bet on your team

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<v Speaker 2>to lose, well, then there's really no incentive for you

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<v Speaker 2>to win this game for your fans, is there no? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>And if it's predetermined, if they were to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>before the game, like, hey, by the way, Chiefs are

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<v Speaker 1>going to win the Super Bowl today, but we have

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<v Speaker 1>a real exciting one plan for you, you'd be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>who gives a shit? Then, like what I mean, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll watch the game. But it's not any different than

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<v Speaker 1>watching wrestling at that point. It's a little different, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's a different sport. Yeah, it's outside sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>wrestling's outside.

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<v Speaker 2>What oh my god, dude, they they just they have

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<v Speaker 2>no limits. Man, They're just fucking disgraceful. First they shit

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<v Speaker 2>on their interns and now they have a fucking sporting

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<v Speaker 2>event outside.

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<v Speaker 1>I got gen back and all women for men. The

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<v Speaker 1>other day, you beat the shit out of her and

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<v Speaker 1>let an alleyway something.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I got her back for all men,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, what do you want to watch?

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<v Speaker 1>And she was gonna put on some true crime horse

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<v Speaker 1>shit right, She's like, oh, look a girl gets murdered

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<v Speaker 1>in this one. It's like, oh interesting, cool. Instead I

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<v Speaker 1>made her put on on Netflix the Vince McMahon documentary.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah. I didn't watch it, but I heard

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<v Speaker 2>he shit on a girl. So it starts off.

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<v Speaker 1>Really for wrestling fans, and it's a shame because those

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<v Speaker 1>things you have to get them into it. But it

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<v Speaker 1>starts off with fucking Vince is like, Hey, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>buy all these other wrestlers and blah blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a shit about any of that. By

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<v Speaker 1>like episode three or four, you hit the era in

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<v Speaker 1>which I liked wrestling, which was sixth, seventh, and eighth grade.

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<v Speaker 2>Stone Cold. It was the rock, it was all that shit. God,

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<v Speaker 2>you were fucking fucking weirdest kid in my elementary school.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, I was the weird one. There's this kid

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<v Speaker 2>in my elementary school. So okay, And when I was

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<v Speaker 2>in sixth grade, I was actually cool. I like I

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<v Speaker 2>had a really cool teacher and he was a family friend,

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<v Speaker 2>so he like he was like really nice to me

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<v Speaker 2>in class. And I became cool for one year of school,

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<v Speaker 2>just in that one that one year because my teacher

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<v Speaker 2>like built me up, you know, he made me like,

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<v Speaker 2>he made me like a little cool guy. And then

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<v Speaker 2>all the other kids liked me for that one year.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I had to go to junior high or

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<v Speaker 2>upper elementary school as they called it in New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, then I was a fucking castigated reject.

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<v Speaker 1>But they call it middle They call it middle school.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh do they I went well where I grew up

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<v Speaker 2>in South Brunswick, they called it upper elementary school. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>the motherfucking uh yeah that year, uh no, the year before,

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<v Speaker 2>I was still a reject. Actually fifth grade, I hung

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<v Speaker 2>out with my stepdad, Greg's nephew, this kid named Ben.

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<v Speaker 2>He Ben looked like Kingpin. No, like he was like

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<v Speaker 2>rotund and had just like square to everything, like square ahead,

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<v Speaker 2>square shoulders, square hips, just blocky looking son of a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Right cartoon Kingpin, not Vincent Dianafrio.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct, Yeah, okay, okay, fair, fair yeah, And so he

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<v Speaker 2>and he always had like a Triple H shirt or

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<v Speaker 2>Chris Jericho shirt on, and it was always like had

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<v Speaker 2>holes in it, and the iron on image was always

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<v Speaker 2>like cracked to shit and broken apart. And it's like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>he just came to the WWF like six months ago.

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<v Speaker 2>How long have you had that shirt?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>But go ahead, no, no, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, that's what happens when you dry

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<v Speaker 1>a Walmart shirt cracks like that, Like I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>know a thousand percent the kid you're talking about where

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<v Speaker 1>it's just see, we didn't have that. We had Fat John,

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<v Speaker 1>Big John, I won't say Simeon was his last name.

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<v Speaker 1>Big John was our guy whose mom had a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money and she would take came to all these

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<v Speaker 1>events and shit. And I was friends with Big John.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got into wrestling because I got to go

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<v Speaker 1>see wrestling events live.

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<v Speaker 2>And I went to the oh yeah, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to the the Times Square Cafe, the WWF

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<v Speaker 1>Times Square Cafe. We stayed at a hill in up

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<v Speaker 1>in Times Square. That was because she's got no no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no, she did not, she did not, But

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, I was big into wrestling for three years.

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<v Speaker 1>You get to high school and it's like, oh wait,

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<v Speaker 1>there's legitimate posing around. No, no, no, no, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't be into man in spandex anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, see, this is how I know I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 2>a sexual deviant, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Because do you know how I know I have two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and forty episodes I have?

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, and also because I had that thought you had, like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh man, there's some serious pussy I could nap. I

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<v Speaker 2>had that like fourth or third grade. You know, it's like, oh,

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00:22:11.839 --> 00:22:13.680
<v Speaker 2>I could be banging any of these hoes. You know,

423
00:22:14.039 --> 00:22:16.039
<v Speaker 2>I can't be letting them know I'm into wrestling. So

424
00:22:16.640 --> 00:22:21.599
<v Speaker 2>I could only hang out with Ben, and he liked wrestling,

425
00:22:22.960 --> 00:22:24.720
<v Speaker 2>So I guess I had to just kind of like

426
00:22:25.279 --> 00:22:27.440
<v Speaker 2>by proxy, get into wrestling because I had to have

427
00:22:27.480 --> 00:22:29.000
<v Speaker 2>something to talk to him about.

428
00:22:30.279 --> 00:22:32.400
<v Speaker 1>But my small talks your strong suit.

429
00:22:33.240 --> 00:22:35.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I remember. I got a couple of wrestling

430
00:22:35.599 --> 00:22:38.119
<v Speaker 2>magazines and shit, and I liked the how sometimes they

431
00:22:38.119 --> 00:22:42.160
<v Speaker 2>had blood. But anyway, this kid, Ben, the final straw

432
00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:46.319
<v Speaker 2>was one day I noticed, and I'll tell you how

433
00:22:46.359 --> 00:22:50.440
<v Speaker 2>I noticed. But one day I noticed his forearms in

434
00:22:50.440 --> 00:22:56.400
<v Speaker 2>his hands were covered in warts, not moles or like

435
00:22:56.680 --> 00:23:02.799
<v Speaker 2>lesions or or you know, bliss. There's fungal warts like

436
00:23:02.880 --> 00:23:06.319
<v Speaker 2>shit with root systems and stuff like sprouting out of

437
00:23:06.359 --> 00:23:10.680
<v Speaker 2>his fucking hands. And the way I noticed this We've

438
00:23:10.720 --> 00:23:13.920
<v Speaker 2>talked about this before, but he was the first person

439
00:23:13.920 --> 00:23:17.400
<v Speaker 2>in my life I encountered to ever just go up

440
00:23:17.480 --> 00:23:22.240
<v Speaker 2>to people on the playground randomly and go stuck it

441
00:23:22.480 --> 00:23:26.079
<v Speaker 2>and cross his hands in front of his crutch and

442
00:23:26.119 --> 00:23:28.480
<v Speaker 2>make like an X right above his dick, you know.

443
00:23:28.920 --> 00:23:31.000
<v Speaker 2>And I when I was staring at his you know,

444
00:23:31.039 --> 00:23:34.039
<v Speaker 2>because he would like thrash, you know, he'd thrash his

445
00:23:34.119 --> 00:23:36.240
<v Speaker 2>hips for it and be like suck it and make

446
00:23:36.279 --> 00:23:39.279
<v Speaker 2>this X with his forearms. And I was looking, you know,

447
00:23:39.359 --> 00:23:42.839
<v Speaker 2>like as he was thrusting his pelvis, I was like, God, damn,

448
00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:47.599
<v Speaker 2>wi are his fucking arms covered in those brown masses

449
00:23:47.720 --> 00:23:51.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, those fuzzy spider things. And yeah, I asked

450
00:23:51.680 --> 00:23:53.559
<v Speaker 2>my mom. I was like, why does Ben have those

451
00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:57.079
<v Speaker 2>those brown lesions on him? And She's like, those aren't lesions,

452
00:23:57.119 --> 00:24:00.759
<v Speaker 2>those are warts, and I was like warts. So yeah,

453
00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:04.279
<v Speaker 2>that's when I decided I didn't like wrestling anymore, okay,

454
00:24:04.319 --> 00:24:07.279
<v Speaker 2>because it was for warp people. Yeah, it's a warp thing.

455
00:24:07.359 --> 00:24:09.000
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like it's for yeah, it's for the

456
00:24:09.039 --> 00:24:09.720
<v Speaker 2>wart men.

457
00:24:10.839 --> 00:24:15.240
<v Speaker 1>I had crushes on girls as young as preschool. There

458
00:24:15.279 --> 00:24:18.160
<v Speaker 1>was a girl named Sarah that I had a crush on,

459
00:24:18.559 --> 00:24:21.480
<v Speaker 1>and then I got to kindergarten and there was a

460
00:24:21.599 --> 00:24:24.319
<v Speaker 1>different girl named Sarah. So I'm just like, if we're

461
00:24:24.359 --> 00:24:27.200
<v Speaker 1>talking about like who was searching for pussy first.

462
00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:29.680
<v Speaker 2>It was me. But that's you know, I don't you

463
00:24:29.759 --> 00:24:32.559
<v Speaker 2>know when I was born, I was like, let me

464
00:24:32.559 --> 00:24:36.559
<v Speaker 2>get back of that. I was, I said the same thing,

465
00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:40.480
<v Speaker 2>but mine was a C section, so it was weird. Yeah. Yeah,

466
00:24:40.640 --> 00:24:48.400
<v Speaker 2>they're like, you weren't in the pussy at first. Just

467
00:24:48.440 --> 00:24:50.039
<v Speaker 2>let me try it, just so I know what it's

468
00:24:50.039 --> 00:24:51.519
<v Speaker 2>like to be born.

469
00:24:52.160 --> 00:24:56.960
<v Speaker 1>So Pete Rose interesting crossover, showed up at multiple wrestling

470
00:24:57.000 --> 00:25:01.160
<v Speaker 1>events and got fucking beat up by guys because you know,

471
00:25:01.240 --> 00:25:03.160
<v Speaker 1>he wasn't allowed anywhere near the Hall of Fame.

472
00:25:03.880 --> 00:25:07.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh was that staged or like legit? Like he just

473
00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:09.599
<v Speaker 2>got the shit kicked out of him everywhere he went.

474
00:25:09.920 --> 00:25:13.799
<v Speaker 2>Every time he tried to do sports. Vince McMahon him up.

475
00:25:14.000 --> 00:25:17.759
<v Speaker 1>Vince McMahon, the guy who pioneered the WWF, is a

476
00:25:18.039 --> 00:25:21.000
<v Speaker 1>The integrity of the game means everything to him. Okay,

477
00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:27.519
<v Speaker 1>so no, yeah, uh. Pete Rose eventually started gambling on sports,

478
00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:32.839
<v Speaker 1>eventually started gambling on baseball. Then it was found that

479
00:25:32.920 --> 00:25:36.000
<v Speaker 1>he was gambling on baseball. He lied about it for years.

480
00:25:36.160 --> 00:25:38.960
<v Speaker 1>They told him in the early two thousands. I think

481
00:25:39.000 --> 00:25:41.640
<v Speaker 1>it was because I was watching ESPN down the beach

482
00:25:41.720 --> 00:25:45.680
<v Speaker 1>with my family. My dad was so fucking pissed off

483
00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:49.400
<v Speaker 1>at me, so fucking pissed off. We had a two

484
00:25:49.480 --> 00:25:53.599
<v Speaker 1>bed like motel room down at Seaside, right and we

485
00:25:53.640 --> 00:25:55.880
<v Speaker 1>would do this and it was we were I was

486
00:25:55.880 --> 00:25:58.720
<v Speaker 1>in you know, eighth grade or seventh grade or something

487
00:25:58.759 --> 00:26:01.079
<v Speaker 1>like that, and would have made my brother in third

488
00:26:01.119 --> 00:26:03.960
<v Speaker 1>grade whatever. So we went down the beach for like

489
00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:06.599
<v Speaker 1>four days. It was a vacation we went to one year,

490
00:26:06.640 --> 00:26:09.599
<v Speaker 1>which we never did anymore after the fire, Like we

491
00:26:09.759 --> 00:26:12.519
<v Speaker 1>just you know, we didn't do it. We go down

492
00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:14.960
<v Speaker 1>the beach and I stayed up the whole night just

493
00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:19.759
<v Speaker 1>watching TV real low. And it was we only had

494
00:26:19.759 --> 00:26:21.839
<v Speaker 1>one room. It was two beds. It was my mom

495
00:26:21.920 --> 00:26:23.799
<v Speaker 1>and dad in one bed and my brother and I

496
00:26:24.079 --> 00:26:27.599
<v Speaker 1>no home own, no diddy, separate it in another bed.

497
00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:29.880
<v Speaker 1>And I would just lay towards the end of the

498
00:26:29.880 --> 00:26:32.960
<v Speaker 1>bed and just watch TV all night, and then I'd

499
00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:34.799
<v Speaker 1>be tired the next day and wouldn't want to get

500
00:26:34.839 --> 00:26:36.480
<v Speaker 1>up and go to the beach at seven in the

501
00:26:36.480 --> 00:26:39.839
<v Speaker 1>morning because fucking who wants to? And I would go

502
00:26:39.839 --> 00:26:42.839
<v Speaker 1>go on vacation and you never even leave the hotel room.

503
00:26:42.880 --> 00:26:44.799
<v Speaker 2>Blah blah blah blah blah blah. I would catch a

504
00:26:44.839 --> 00:26:45.519
<v Speaker 2>lot of shit for that.

505
00:26:46.000 --> 00:26:49.559
<v Speaker 1>But I was watching in the early two thousands Pete Rose. Actually,

506
00:26:49.680 --> 00:26:52.680
<v Speaker 1>interestingly enough, there was a thing on ESPN that I

507
00:26:52.720 --> 00:26:54.759
<v Speaker 1>was watching down the beach where it was like, hey,

508
00:26:54.799 --> 00:26:58.279
<v Speaker 1>if Pete Rose just admits he gambled on baseball, we'll

509
00:26:58.359 --> 00:27:00.680
<v Speaker 1>let him into the Hall of Fame. It'll be like

510
00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:03.440
<v Speaker 1>you were an all time great. Your plaque will say

511
00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:06.680
<v Speaker 1>you gambled on baseball, but that your numbers count weird

512
00:27:06.759 --> 00:27:10.839
<v Speaker 1>thin well, I mean, they want to put asterisks on

513
00:27:10.960 --> 00:27:13.359
<v Speaker 1>the steroid user ones, so.

514
00:27:14.279 --> 00:27:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Dude, don't do that.

515
00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:18.559
<v Speaker 1>But the point is they told him that, they said, hey,

516
00:27:18.799 --> 00:27:23.279
<v Speaker 1>come on out. Interesting fact, the commissioner of Baseball that

517
00:27:23.480 --> 00:27:25.640
<v Speaker 1>banned Pete Rose, I believe.

518
00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:30.519
<v Speaker 2>Hu Jim Gordon and Pete Rose.

519
00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, yep, Paul Giamanti's father.

520
00:27:35.559 --> 00:27:39.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, fucking what a Family of Rats. Huh.

521
00:27:39.599 --> 00:27:43.359
<v Speaker 1>I love Paul Giamatti first of all. Second of all,

522
00:27:43.519 --> 00:27:46.000
<v Speaker 1>he didn't snitch on Thomas Hayden Church. I don't think

523
00:27:46.119 --> 00:27:47.400
<v Speaker 1>in Sideways.

524
00:27:47.759 --> 00:27:50.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what that movie is. That's about wine.

525
00:27:50.279 --> 00:27:53.400
<v Speaker 1>He was a wine queer and he's bringing his friend,

526
00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Thomas Hayden Church for like a bachelor party. But it

527
00:27:56.039 --> 00:27:57.640
<v Speaker 1>wasn't supposed to be crazy. It was just supposed to

528
00:27:57.640 --> 00:28:00.000
<v Speaker 1>be let's just drink wine. And then Thomas Hayden Church

529
00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:04.880
<v Speaker 1>just goes pussy crazy and starts getting pussy everywhere and fucking.

530
00:28:05.000 --> 00:28:08.079
<v Speaker 1>Paul Giamatti's hanging out with Virginia Madison and he's like

531
00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:11.000
<v Speaker 1>you ever seeing any black guys and mirrors, and Virginia

532
00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:14.559
<v Speaker 1>Manson's like, ironically I have in Chicago. And they both

533
00:28:14.680 --> 00:28:17.400
<v Speaker 1>kind of, you know, grunt and do their weird kind

534
00:28:17.400 --> 00:28:22.440
<v Speaker 1>of fugly but attractive enough for Hollywood faces into the camera. Well,

535
00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:27.079
<v Speaker 1>Thomas Hayden Church is just balls to asshole deep on

536
00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Sandra O in a motel room.

537
00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:36.119
<v Speaker 2>So you said Paul Giamatti was acceptable for Hollywood.

538
00:28:36.200 --> 00:28:41.359
<v Speaker 1>He's a he's a he's an ugly. He's as ugly

539
00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:45.240
<v Speaker 1>as you'll get in Hollywood, I would say, but it

540
00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:47.359
<v Speaker 1>is still like if he was a middle aged dad,

541
00:28:47.359 --> 00:28:50.640
<v Speaker 1>you would still be like that guy's fine. He's not attractive,

542
00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:51.880
<v Speaker 1>but he's he's fine.

543
00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:55.319
<v Speaker 2>He's a normal looking dude. He looks like a leftover

544
00:28:55.559 --> 00:28:59.200
<v Speaker 2>prop from the eighties sequels of Planet of the Apes.

545
00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:05.759
<v Speaker 2>He looks like a chimpans he looks like an albino chimp.

546
00:29:06.519 --> 00:29:07.680
<v Speaker 2>That that that you nare?

547
00:29:10.759 --> 00:29:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Uh let's see hold on, No, especially when he's thin,

548
00:29:18.359 --> 00:29:19.119
<v Speaker 1>he looks good.

549
00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:27.160
<v Speaker 2>Dude, you're a fucking weird person. It look look look,

550
00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:32.000
<v Speaker 2>he looks like he looks like Tim Curry getting electrocuted.

551
00:29:32.119 --> 00:29:34.920
<v Speaker 2>You're right, he does look like Tim Curry. And Tim

552
00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:38.279
<v Speaker 2>Curry's not attractive. The guy's known for playing fucking clowns

553
00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:39.880
<v Speaker 2>and evil mean guys.

554
00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:43.640
<v Speaker 1>The only people who thought Tim Curry was attractive was

555
00:29:43.799 --> 00:29:46.079
<v Speaker 1>probably skunk Pussy in high school.

556
00:29:46.400 --> 00:29:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I know. And she's she fucked me. You know,

557
00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:51.920
<v Speaker 2>she's not a good judge of guys, No, very bad

558
00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:56.160
<v Speaker 2>judge of character too, not just look chacter, real real

559
00:29:56.200 --> 00:29:59.000
<v Speaker 2>bad judge of character. Yeah, you know, Like, but that's

560
00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:02.400
<v Speaker 2>the thing is like she was a bad character herself.

561
00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:05.359
<v Speaker 2>You know, That's why she was interested in me is

562
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:11.039
<v Speaker 2>because shit attracts shit. I don't know, is that how

563
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:14.160
<v Speaker 2>that works? Oh yeah, dude, Yeah, like shit attract shit.

564
00:30:14.519 --> 00:30:16.559
<v Speaker 2>You ever notice, like if you're walking through like a

565
00:30:16.599 --> 00:30:19.880
<v Speaker 2>field and there's one pile of shit, you're more likely

566
00:30:19.960 --> 00:30:21.759
<v Speaker 2>to see more piles of shit.

567
00:30:23.200 --> 00:30:24.759
<v Speaker 1>Because it's the shitting field.

568
00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:27.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, dude. It's either where the cow shit or

569
00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:30.839
<v Speaker 2>the dog shit, or the people shit or where the

570
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:33.519
<v Speaker 2>people who are shiit just go to be shit.

571
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:38.519
<v Speaker 1>What was that movie about murder the killing fields? This

572
00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:39.759
<v Speaker 1>is the shitting fields.

573
00:30:39.960 --> 00:30:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you're likely.

574
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:43.359
<v Speaker 1>To find Shane and Matt and all of their high

575
00:30:43.400 --> 00:30:44.480
<v Speaker 1>school girlfriends there.

576
00:30:46.119 --> 00:30:49.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I only had one or two girlfriends in high school. Actually,

577
00:30:50.039 --> 00:30:53.000
<v Speaker 2>I just fooled around with a bunch of like fat

578
00:30:53.079 --> 00:30:54.079
<v Speaker 2>skanky girls.

579
00:30:54.440 --> 00:30:56.920
<v Speaker 1>And not all of them. Some of them were just skanky.

580
00:30:58.160 --> 00:30:58.480
<v Speaker 2>True.

581
00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:01.839
<v Speaker 1>Not all of them are fat or fat. Some of

582
00:31:01.880 --> 00:31:03.480
<v Speaker 1>them weren't skanky. Uh.

583
00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:08.039
<v Speaker 2>It's a ben diagram situation. You have fat on one side,

584
00:31:08.119 --> 00:31:10.119
<v Speaker 2>skanky on the other, and then there's overlap.

585
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:13.000
<v Speaker 1>So they tell Pete Rose, all you have to do

586
00:31:13.079 --> 00:31:16.039
<v Speaker 1>is just admit to it. Just say you bet on baseball,

587
00:31:16.319 --> 00:31:18.000
<v Speaker 1>come out do it. We'll put you in the Hall

588
00:31:18.039 --> 00:31:20.240
<v Speaker 1>of Fame. Pete Rose comes out and he goes, I

589
00:31:20.279 --> 00:31:23.039
<v Speaker 1>did I bet on baseball? I bet on my own team.

590
00:31:23.160 --> 00:31:26.559
<v Speaker 1>Never against my own team. Now here's the thing that Ever,

591
00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:29.839
<v Speaker 1>if he's the manager and he bets against his own team,

592
00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:33.680
<v Speaker 1>that's bad because he can like, you know, manipulate in

593
00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:36.880
<v Speaker 1>the lineup or whatever to you know whatever. So he

594
00:31:36.920 --> 00:31:39.200
<v Speaker 1>comes out and he says, I bet on baseball.

595
00:31:39.279 --> 00:31:40.319
<v Speaker 2>I did. I admit to it.

596
00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:43.599
<v Speaker 1>Finally after all these years, and baseball went, You're not

597
00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:48.400
<v Speaker 1>getting in the fucking Hall of Fame now, you dumb asshole. No,

598
00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:50.240
<v Speaker 1>and they still won't let him in, and now he

599
00:31:50.359 --> 00:31:50.680
<v Speaker 1>just died.

600
00:31:50.720 --> 00:31:53.759
<v Speaker 2>That's very sad. Baseball is an abusive ex boyfriend.

601
00:31:54.119 --> 00:31:58.839
<v Speaker 1>It really is a black one that really all wallop you.

602
00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:02.160
<v Speaker 2>Well just because I fuck you again. We together.

603
00:32:04.440 --> 00:32:06.119
<v Speaker 1>I gotta come in here every day and go to

604
00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:07.880
<v Speaker 1>the back of the museum.

605
00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:10.720
<v Speaker 2>I really am not getting that. I get it. It's

606
00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:14.119
<v Speaker 2>like a back of the bus thing. But the back

607
00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:16.079
<v Speaker 2>of the museum is the best part of the museum.

608
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:19.119
<v Speaker 2>No it's not. Yeah it is. No, it's where they

609
00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:20.400
<v Speaker 2>keep all the naked stuff.

610
00:32:20.559 --> 00:32:23.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh Jesus, no, that's not where they keep all the

611
00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:24.640
<v Speaker 1>naked stuff. When was the last time you were in

612
00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:25.240
<v Speaker 1>a museum?

613
00:32:25.880 --> 00:32:28.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Boy, like eighth grade? Okay?

614
00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:33.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you and Kiki never just go to museums.

615
00:32:33.799 --> 00:32:36.079
<v Speaker 2>Do you not have anything near you? We have some.

616
00:32:36.200 --> 00:32:37.720
<v Speaker 2>We keep on saying like we should go to the

617
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:42.720
<v Speaker 2>museum here and look at the stuff. But whatever, Yeah,

618
00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:44.759
<v Speaker 2>fuck it right, you look at it online? You know.

619
00:32:46.440 --> 00:32:50.559
<v Speaker 1>That's how I feel about travel, truthfully. Oh no, Jen

620
00:32:50.680 --> 00:32:53.440
<v Speaker 1>really wants to go to Ireland, and I just point out,

621
00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:56.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, there's fucking tons of pictures on Google of it.

622
00:32:57.119 --> 00:33:00.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Ireland. I don't know, dude, Ireland might be okay,

623
00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:04.400
<v Speaker 2>but they're like, I don't know. I think my wife

624
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:06.839
<v Speaker 2>Kiki wants to go to Ireland too, actually, And it's like,

625
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:09.920
<v Speaker 2>what's with girls in Ireland? If you're gonna go anywhere,

626
00:33:10.440 --> 00:33:14.200
<v Speaker 2>you got to a fuck place like Thailand or the Philippines,

627
00:33:14.359 --> 00:33:17.759
<v Speaker 2>or India or someplace he goes, or south somewhere in

628
00:33:17.799 --> 00:33:19.839
<v Speaker 2>South America where you can just fuck a bunch of

629
00:33:19.880 --> 00:33:21.000
<v Speaker 2>people for no money.

630
00:33:21.519 --> 00:33:23.839
<v Speaker 1>That's what you think your chick should want to do.

631
00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:27.720
<v Speaker 1>All women who desire travel, why would you go to

632
00:33:27.759 --> 00:33:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Ireland with some redhead girl with freckles all over his

633
00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:33.240
<v Speaker 1>nont go to Ireland, go to Thailand where you can

634
00:33:33.319 --> 00:33:36.599
<v Speaker 1>fuck a lady boy. You're streaming in at her it's

635
00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:40.039
<v Speaker 1>at a fucking Hibernians or whatever their organization is called,

636
00:33:40.039 --> 00:33:41.319
<v Speaker 1>where it's all Irish people.

637
00:33:41.960 --> 00:33:44.279
<v Speaker 2>You just made my case from me that they have

638
00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:47.680
<v Speaker 2>lady boys exactly. It's the best of both worlds. It's

639
00:33:47.720 --> 00:33:49.000
<v Speaker 2>for both of you. It's for a couple.

640
00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:51.400
<v Speaker 1>The balls are shrunk, but the dick still works, so

641
00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:52.640
<v Speaker 1>you just still get fucked by it.

642
00:33:53.559 --> 00:33:55.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can suck it too if you want, But

643
00:33:55.279 --> 00:33:56.039
<v Speaker 2>don't let me see.

644
00:33:56.880 --> 00:34:03.319
<v Speaker 1>Some fucking last named fucking Joe or some Yeah. Fuck,

645
00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:07.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man. I I have no desire to

646
00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:12.639
<v Speaker 1>leave this country ever. Oh really, yeah, none whatsoever.

647
00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:14.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I like this country, but I like to

648
00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:17.960
<v Speaker 2>like you, don't. I mean, it's like your house. You

649
00:34:18.559 --> 00:34:21.679
<v Speaker 2>could you just stay in your house all the time. Yeah,

650
00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:24.480
<v Speaker 2>one thousand percent. Yes. I don't want to even go

651
00:34:24.599 --> 00:34:26.280
<v Speaker 2>out back to take a shit.

652
00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:29.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, when I have to shit, obviously I go

653
00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:31.800
<v Speaker 1>back there. And you don't want to dirty up your toilet.

654
00:34:31.920 --> 00:34:33.840
<v Speaker 1>It's disgusting. That's for guests.

655
00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:35.360
<v Speaker 2>What was that thing from Seinfeld?

656
00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:39.119
<v Speaker 1>A girl he was dating secretly put something of his

657
00:34:39.360 --> 00:34:41.239
<v Speaker 1>in the toilet and he was freaking out because he

658
00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:43.440
<v Speaker 1>didn't know what it was. And then at the end

659
00:34:43.519 --> 00:34:45.960
<v Speaker 1>he found out it was the toilet brush, and he's like, Okay,

660
00:34:46.119 --> 00:34:50.079
<v Speaker 1>that can be replaced toilet brush. You can use a

661
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:53.360
<v Speaker 1>toilet brush, right, Yeah, I use it all the time.

662
00:34:54.159 --> 00:34:56.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I wouldn't. I mean you use it to

663
00:34:56.280 --> 00:34:57.199
<v Speaker 2>what clean the toilet.

664
00:34:57.320 --> 00:34:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I think people think it's supposed to be more of

665
00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:02.760
<v Speaker 1>like a like it just sitting there thing like, oh,

666
00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:04.880
<v Speaker 1>this is just the stuff, but we don't actually use

667
00:35:04.920 --> 00:35:07.440
<v Speaker 1>this to clean anything. It's a one time use type thing.

668
00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:11.039
<v Speaker 1>Well that's how they see it. I don't agree. I

669
00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:13.480
<v Speaker 1>would think if you scrub the toilet with your toilet

670
00:35:13.519 --> 00:35:16.159
<v Speaker 1>brush and then you flush, and then you flush again

671
00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:18.480
<v Speaker 1>and get more fresh water and kind of toile it

672
00:35:18.639 --> 00:35:21.039
<v Speaker 1>and clean it out and really rub it on the sides.

673
00:35:21.239 --> 00:35:22.960
<v Speaker 1>So you are in agreement with these people who say

674
00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:25.519
<v Speaker 1>a toilet brush is not for use in toilet cleaning.

675
00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it is, but it's a one time use.

676
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:30.639
<v Speaker 2>You throw it out every time. It's like, you don't

677
00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:32.639
<v Speaker 2>throw it out every time, you don't use it as

678
00:35:32.679 --> 00:35:35.679
<v Speaker 2>a regular item, use it for when guests come over

679
00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:38.159
<v Speaker 2>like all right before if you haven't been keeping up

680
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:39.679
<v Speaker 2>on your toilet, man, and so you use it right

681
00:35:39.760 --> 00:35:42.639
<v Speaker 2>before to get the thing nice and spotless, or for

682
00:35:42.719 --> 00:35:44.800
<v Speaker 2>a shit emergency. Come on in, Kevin.

683
00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:46.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm just scrubbing the shit off of the back of

684
00:35:46.800 --> 00:35:49.960
<v Speaker 1>the toilet right now. I'll throw the brush away. Just

685
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:52.920
<v Speaker 1>make sure you throw the brush away, Shane, make yourself

686
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:55.480
<v Speaker 1>at home. What do I look like some kind of animal?

687
00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:57.559
<v Speaker 1>Of course, I'm gonna throw this brush away. Let me

688
00:35:57.719 --> 00:36:01.519
<v Speaker 1>just scrub this hardened shit off off under the lip

689
00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:04.559
<v Speaker 1>of the toilet. Making it a lip is even grosser.

690
00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:07.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. It's like a mouth eating my ship. And

691
00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:10.920
<v Speaker 2>that's the thing, dude. Like it's cheap. It's like eleven bucks, right,

692
00:36:11.000 --> 00:36:13.480
<v Speaker 2>every time you gotta clean ship out of the toilet,

693
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:14.760
<v Speaker 2>you spend eleven bucks.

694
00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:18.760
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm I'm especially because we have the cleaner in

695
00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:23.199
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. So I'll hit the sides with some cleaner. Yeah,

696
00:36:23.719 --> 00:36:27.639
<v Speaker 1>got scraping it all off and then rinse it off

697
00:36:27.679 --> 00:36:30.079
<v Speaker 1>in the toilet and put it back where the toilet

698
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:30.719
<v Speaker 1>brush goes.

699
00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:35.679
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you don't, dude, Okay, so here, okay, you don't. Okay,

700
00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:39.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this can't bother you that much. I'm

701
00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:42.119
<v Speaker 2>not a pig. I am not a pig. It's a

702
00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:45.159
<v Speaker 2>toilet brush. It's meant for cleaning the toilet. I'm going

703
00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:47.960
<v Speaker 2>to explain to you the way I clean my plunger.

704
00:36:48.599 --> 00:36:52.559
<v Speaker 2>And and I'll say this in advance your teeth. Yeah,

705
00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:56.239
<v Speaker 2>with my tongue. No, if you cleaned your toilet brush

706
00:36:56.480 --> 00:36:58.840
<v Speaker 2>as I clean myront plunger, I'd be like, all right,

707
00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:03.440
<v Speaker 2>that's fine. But the way you're describing cleaniness thing you

708
00:37:03.639 --> 00:37:05.280
<v Speaker 2>plunge with it, it's covered in shit.

709
00:37:05.679 --> 00:37:08.679
<v Speaker 1>You turn it upright, quickly, run out your front door

710
00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:10.800
<v Speaker 1>and hose it down in your front yard while your

711
00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:11.599
<v Speaker 1>neighbors watch.

712
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:15.800
<v Speaker 2>No, what you're describing as a kind of taking a fork,

713
00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:19.960
<v Speaker 2>wiping your ass with it, wiping it off with a napkin,

714
00:37:20.199 --> 00:37:23.159
<v Speaker 2>and then putting it back in the cutlery drawer. That's

715
00:37:23.239 --> 00:37:27.320
<v Speaker 2>what you're describing doing here. No, no, no, no, So

716
00:37:28.199 --> 00:37:31.840
<v Speaker 2>the fucking the brush or the plunger. Right, when you

717
00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:34.000
<v Speaker 2>use the plunger, you plunge all the shit down, right,

718
00:37:34.079 --> 00:37:35.920
<v Speaker 2>you do the steps like you say, you run the

719
00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:38.079
<v Speaker 2>clean water of it, You rinse all the ship particles

720
00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:41.079
<v Speaker 2>off the fucking toilet or off the plunger in the toilet.

721
00:37:41.440 --> 00:37:45.880
<v Speaker 2>Then you take the plunger, you hold it above the toilet.

722
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:48.320
<v Speaker 2>You let all the driplets of water drip into the

723
00:37:48.400 --> 00:37:51.360
<v Speaker 2>toilet once it stopped dripping long enough for you to

724
00:37:52.039 --> 00:37:55.239
<v Speaker 2>gently maneuver it over to the bathtub.

725
00:37:55.519 --> 00:38:00.719
<v Speaker 1>No, no, you're even worse. That's easy, even worse. That

726
00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:03.440
<v Speaker 1>is a thousand percent worse. And I'll tell you a secret.

727
00:38:03.960 --> 00:38:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Even done, I'll tell you a secret on the Patreon.

728
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Please remind me to tell you that.

729
00:38:07.639 --> 00:38:11.199
<v Speaker 2>Okay, then you you, you get your bottle of bleach.

730
00:38:12.119 --> 00:38:15.760
<v Speaker 2>You douse the shitty part of the plunger in bleach,

731
00:38:16.199 --> 00:38:18.280
<v Speaker 2>and you know it's working because the wood starts to

732
00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:22.840
<v Speaker 2>change color. Then you rinse it off with the hottest

733
00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:26.239
<v Speaker 2>water setting. Then you leave it there. Then you repeat

734
00:38:26.280 --> 00:38:28.960
<v Speaker 2>the bleach step, and then you put it back. That's

735
00:38:29.039 --> 00:38:31.480
<v Speaker 2>how you clean your plunger. If you did your brush

736
00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:34.159
<v Speaker 2>that way, I'd be like, all right, that's that's fine.

737
00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:36.000
<v Speaker 2>You really want to leave it there though, right next

738
00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:37.760
<v Speaker 2>to where you shit. That's gross.

739
00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:41.360
<v Speaker 1>There's remnants of shit in your tub.

740
00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:45.679
<v Speaker 2>No, dude, you've just bleached the tub. And after all, all.

741
00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:48.320
<v Speaker 1>Right, if I put shit on my finger and then

742
00:38:48.440 --> 00:38:50.360
<v Speaker 1>rub the little bleach on top of it. Would you

743
00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:51.280
<v Speaker 1>lick my finger?

744
00:38:51.840 --> 00:38:52.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

745
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Dude, how about if I didn't put bleach on it?

746
00:38:55.920 --> 00:39:00.400
<v Speaker 2>No, because cleans all the shit? Sure? Oh man. One time,

747
00:39:00.519 --> 00:39:03.440
<v Speaker 2>my wife, fuck, I forget what we spilled. We spilled

748
00:39:03.480 --> 00:39:06.239
<v Speaker 2>something like spaghetti sauce or red wine or something when

749
00:39:06.239 --> 00:39:09.639
<v Speaker 2>we had carpet years and years ago. That's bad.

750
00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:14.199
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever spilled oil on tile or hard like

751
00:39:14.360 --> 00:39:14.920
<v Speaker 1>motor oil?

752
00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:17.760
<v Speaker 2>No, like like cooking oil. And I'm thinking on like

753
00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:21.840
<v Speaker 2>tie I have, I have I oh, and I like

754
00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:23.880
<v Speaker 2>I was slipping for fucking days.

755
00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:27.039
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, okay, so you spilled pasta or something

756
00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:27.800
<v Speaker 1>like that, right, yeah?

757
00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:30.159
<v Speaker 2>And we had a stain and I went to work

758
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:32.400
<v Speaker 2>one day and I came back and my wife was

759
00:39:32.519 --> 00:39:35.320
<v Speaker 2>like freaking out and she's like, I tried to clean

760
00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:37.559
<v Speaker 2>this stain and I met I think I messed our

761
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:40.679
<v Speaker 2>carpet up. And it's like this, like it looked like

762
00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:43.559
<v Speaker 2>she tie died a section of the carpet. And I

763
00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:45.519
<v Speaker 2>was like, what the fuck did you do? And she's like,

764
00:39:46.039 --> 00:39:48.239
<v Speaker 2>I just I thought it since it's a white carpet,

765
00:39:48.599 --> 00:39:51.119
<v Speaker 2>like I could use bleach because you use your bleach

766
00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:53.360
<v Speaker 2>on whites, and I was like, did you fucking just

767
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:57.039
<v Speaker 2>pour bleach right on the carpet And she's like yeah,

768
00:39:57.079 --> 00:39:58.800
<v Speaker 2>and then it started to change color and I didn't

769
00:39:58.800 --> 00:40:00.519
<v Speaker 2>know what to do, so I just started sopping it

770
00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:03.800
<v Speaker 2>up and I was like, sopping, how much did you pour?

771
00:40:03.880 --> 00:40:06.440
<v Speaker 2>She's like, I mixed it with a you know, I did,

772
00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Like it says on the bottle. I poured a quarter

773
00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:11.480
<v Speaker 2>cup into a measuring cup and then I filled it

774
00:40:11.840 --> 00:40:14.360
<v Speaker 2>the rest of the way to one cup with hot water,

775
00:40:14.639 --> 00:40:17.079
<v Speaker 2>and then she made dinner with that measuring up. Yeah.

776
00:40:18.039 --> 00:40:20.840
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my God, Jesus Christ. And yeah,

777
00:40:20.840 --> 00:40:23.000
<v Speaker 2>we had like these bleach stains on our carpet that

778
00:40:23.079 --> 00:40:24.360
<v Speaker 2>we had to cover up with a rug.

779
00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:27.360
<v Speaker 1>Like years, I have to be honest with you, I

780
00:40:27.559 --> 00:40:32.239
<v Speaker 1>hold no, it will against that I don't. I don't

781
00:40:32.559 --> 00:40:35.480
<v Speaker 1>own enough white clothes to know how to use bleach.

782
00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:38.199
<v Speaker 1>I will say this as a thirty six year old man.

783
00:40:38.440 --> 00:40:40.880
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea how to use bleach. I would

784
00:40:41.000 --> 00:40:43.079
<v Speaker 1>have to look at the directions because I really I

785
00:40:43.119 --> 00:40:44.079
<v Speaker 1>don't own white clothes.

786
00:40:44.159 --> 00:40:46.360
<v Speaker 2>I own nothing. Nothing I own would ever have to

787
00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:49.119
<v Speaker 2>be bleached. Maybe I know bleach because of the Marines

788
00:40:49.960 --> 00:40:52.320
<v Speaker 2>I did a lot of bleach cleaning in the Marines,

789
00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:56.360
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, dude, bleaches. I oh man, oh fuck. In

790
00:40:56.480 --> 00:41:01.079
<v Speaker 2>boot camp, they used to do this thing called scuzzing

791
00:41:01.159 --> 00:41:04.079
<v Speaker 2>the decks right every night. We would have to do

792
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:07.559
<v Speaker 2>it just as part of cleanup. So they would cover

793
00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:10.880
<v Speaker 2>the whole floor, which is like cement in water, either

794
00:41:10.920 --> 00:41:13.320
<v Speaker 2>from a hose or from a bucket or something, the

795
00:41:13.480 --> 00:41:16.960
<v Speaker 2>whole floor. And it's like a football field sized room

796
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:20.840
<v Speaker 2>that everybody shares, you know. It's our huge space for

797
00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:25.360
<v Speaker 2>eighty people to live in, you know, but you know,

798
00:41:25.440 --> 00:41:27.840
<v Speaker 2>you could run back and forth. There's a lot of room,

799
00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:31.119
<v Speaker 2>and they would fucking yeah, they would have us put

800
00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:34.559
<v Speaker 2>the bunks on the sides or like stack it all

801
00:41:34.639 --> 00:41:36.920
<v Speaker 2>on one side and then all on the other. And yeah,

802
00:41:36.960 --> 00:41:40.440
<v Speaker 2>we would have to line up like on all fours,

803
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:43.199
<v Speaker 2>you know, like hands and on our feet, you know,

804
00:41:43.400 --> 00:41:44.920
<v Speaker 2>like we're doing mountain climbers.

805
00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, except your mountain climbers looks like you're either dancing

806
00:41:48.400 --> 00:41:50.159
<v Speaker 1>like Trump or jerking two guys off.

807
00:41:50.480 --> 00:41:53.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh your butt's up in the air, you know, so okay,

808
00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:55.800
<v Speaker 2>all right, yeah, yeah, it's like you're gonna get plowed

809
00:41:55.880 --> 00:41:59.000
<v Speaker 2>from from ninety degrees, you know, from the sky.

810
00:41:59.159 --> 00:42:03.039
<v Speaker 1>You're just waiting for someone's drone landing your asshole. Drone

811
00:42:03.119 --> 00:42:07.920
<v Speaker 1>fuck yes it drone fuck yeah, buck strike Yeah. But

812
00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:12.320
<v Speaker 1>the uh, the whole point is you're cleaning.

813
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:15.679
<v Speaker 2>But they would do it as punishment too, and sometimes, yeah,

814
00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:18.920
<v Speaker 2>if it was punishment especially, they would mix bleach with

815
00:42:19.000 --> 00:42:22.599
<v Speaker 2>the water. And I remember scuzzing the decks and you're

816
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:26.400
<v Speaker 2>supposed to like so there's all this water pulled up, right,

817
00:42:26.840 --> 00:42:28.559
<v Speaker 2>and then the door at the end of the squad

818
00:42:28.639 --> 00:42:32.320
<v Speaker 2>bay is open, and you run in a line as

819
00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:36.039
<v Speaker 2>a team. It's like twelve for fourteen. It's a whole

820
00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:39.039
<v Speaker 2>line of people all lined up and you're running like

821
00:42:39.199 --> 00:42:42.280
<v Speaker 2>in a relay, right. It's like first team goes three

822
00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:44.519
<v Speaker 2>seconds later, the next team goes, and you're like catching

823
00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:47.519
<v Speaker 2>these waves of water and pushing them out the door.

824
00:42:47.880 --> 00:42:49.480
<v Speaker 2>And this is how we clean the floor every night.

825
00:42:49.519 --> 00:42:51.840
<v Speaker 2>And sometimes when the bleach was mixed with that shit,

826
00:42:52.400 --> 00:42:54.800
<v Speaker 2>it would get in your fucking eyes, it would get

827
00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:57.920
<v Speaker 2>all over your skin and do that shit burns. It

828
00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:00.400
<v Speaker 2>doesn't just burn your eyes, it burns your skin. Have

829
00:43:00.519 --> 00:43:02.239
<v Speaker 2>you ever gotten battery acid on your skin?

830
00:43:03.119 --> 00:43:03.320
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

831
00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:07.079
<v Speaker 1>May I've gotten bleach on my skin? Like again, I

832
00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:09.440
<v Speaker 1>don't necessarily use it. But I know what you're talking

833
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:11.960
<v Speaker 1>about it. Yeah, it's nasty maybe, And this was when

834
00:43:12.000 --> 00:43:13.440
<v Speaker 1>I was younger. Is it like, does it feel like

835
00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:15.320
<v Speaker 1>your skin dries out instantly?

836
00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:18.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then it's like if you don't treat it,

837
00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:21.119
<v Speaker 2>like if you don't wash it right away, it really

838
00:43:21.199 --> 00:43:24.599
<v Speaker 2>does feel like it's burning from under your skin, like

839
00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:27.760
<v Speaker 2>the burn is coming out of you. And it sucks. Yeah,

840
00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:31.119
<v Speaker 2>it really sucks. But yeah, bleach, bleach. The point is

841
00:43:31.239 --> 00:43:35.639
<v Speaker 2>bleach is fucking dangerous. Man, it'll yeah, words of the wise.

842
00:43:35.920 --> 00:43:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Don't just pour it on the clothes. That's why there's

843
00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:41.599
<v Speaker 2>like a special dispenser on your washing machine for it. Like,

844
00:43:41.679 --> 00:43:43.280
<v Speaker 2>if you just pour it on the clothes, it'll just

845
00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:45.440
<v Speaker 2>eat through them. You know what you do?

846
00:43:45.679 --> 00:43:48.840
<v Speaker 1>You pour it into a fucking gatorade bottle and then

847
00:43:48.880 --> 00:43:52.000
<v Speaker 1>you piss to top it off, and you shake it

848
00:43:52.119 --> 00:43:54.800
<v Speaker 1>up real hard, and you throw it at a synagogue.

849
00:43:56.519 --> 00:43:58.440
<v Speaker 1>You hand it to a homeless guy, tell them it's

850
00:43:58.480 --> 00:43:59.360
<v Speaker 1>regular gatorad.

851
00:43:59.400 --> 00:44:02.840
<v Speaker 2>He opens it. Uh, oh, mustard gas lemon doesn't look

852
00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:05.719
<v Speaker 2>this way anymore. It's okaque now.

853
00:44:06.840 --> 00:44:06.960
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

854
00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:10.960
<v Speaker 2>That what happens? If isn't that how something must be gas.

855
00:44:11.320 --> 00:44:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Is it? It's ammonia and bleach, right, uh huh yeah,

856
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:17.360
<v Speaker 1>And there's enough ammonia in piss.

857
00:44:18.280 --> 00:44:20.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if there is enough ammonia and piss,

858
00:44:20.280 --> 00:44:23.000
<v Speaker 2>but there's enough ammonia and the ammonia that comes in

859
00:44:23.079 --> 00:44:28.000
<v Speaker 2>the bottle that say ammonia. Hmm, okay, fair enough. Uh?

860
00:44:28.280 --> 00:44:30.960
<v Speaker 2>What was I going to talk to you about? He rose?

861
00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:35.480
<v Speaker 1>And now? Oh hey, oh go ahead, what? No, you

862
00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:39.199
<v Speaker 1>were gonna say what? Nothing? I wasn't gonna say nothing.

863
00:44:39.400 --> 00:44:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen some of the storm shit, the hurricane stuff?

864
00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, people are dying, and Florida's under the coast

865
00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:49.320
<v Speaker 2>with Atlantis. Your mom's in Jersey, right, Oh yeah, she's

866
00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:51.880
<v Speaker 2>next to you. Was she in North She was in

867
00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:54.599
<v Speaker 2>North Carolina at one point though, right, And Florida.

868
00:44:55.639 --> 00:44:58.679
<v Speaker 1>Florida's bad. But all the stuff I'm seeing is I

869
00:44:58.760 --> 00:45:02.639
<v Speaker 1>think either's some levy he broke or something broken. Damn

870
00:45:02.840 --> 00:45:05.960
<v Speaker 1>was it? Yeah? Okay, okay, And that one the footage

871
00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:08.840
<v Speaker 1>I've seen of that is fucking crazy, harrowing.

872
00:45:08.960 --> 00:45:10.559
<v Speaker 2>Hi. Yeah, I've been seeing it at the on the

873
00:45:10.639 --> 00:45:13.119
<v Speaker 2>weather channel at my office. That's all they have on

874
00:45:13.280 --> 00:45:16.519
<v Speaker 2>at work. So yeah, I did see some crazy shit.

875
00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:18.800
<v Speaker 1>I've been watching it on Twitter, and I'm pretty sure

876
00:45:18.920 --> 00:45:21.519
<v Speaker 1>this is Kamala Harris's fault. That's what Twitter tells me,

877
00:45:21.599 --> 00:45:25.719
<v Speaker 1>at least. Well, she was the Damzar, the damn the

878
00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:28.039
<v Speaker 1>damns are Yeah, fucking.

879
00:45:28.119 --> 00:45:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's what Oh yeah, maybe that's what it was.

880
00:45:29.960 --> 00:45:33.199
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's what she was saying, I'm the Damnsar, I'm

881
00:45:33.280 --> 00:45:38.320
<v Speaker 2>the Damzar in six different accents. Uh, i am the Damzar.

882
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:40.960
<v Speaker 2>I wonder not sart talking like.

883
00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:45.679
<v Speaker 1>Thank you can come or come again, Indian guy. That

884
00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:47.840
<v Speaker 1>was fucking I would vote for, I'd vote for.

885
00:45:48.239 --> 00:45:51.079
<v Speaker 2>Do you think she appropriates that accent every time she's

886
00:45:51.159 --> 00:45:55.119
<v Speaker 2>around her her maternal relatives, she just starts ounding like

887
00:45:55.199 --> 00:46:00.800
<v Speaker 2>a pooh oh, buppy, Oh, I'm so good to see

888
00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:06.280
<v Speaker 2>you again. Uh hold on, I got Oh this is

889
00:46:06.360 --> 00:46:07.639
<v Speaker 2>a sad one. Can you see this?

890
00:46:07.760 --> 00:46:11.840
<v Speaker 1>But it's nice forgotten dogs rescued after hurricane.

891
00:46:11.920 --> 00:46:18.760
<v Speaker 2>First of all, you forget them first off, bad pet on.

892
00:46:20.920 --> 00:46:23.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're locked in a cage and they're holding on

893
00:46:24.000 --> 00:46:28.400
<v Speaker 1>like fucking Auschwitz survivors, like please help me, help me. Hey,

894
00:46:28.960 --> 00:46:31.840
<v Speaker 1>if you're leaving and you know you can't take your dogs,

895
00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:34.199
<v Speaker 1>which you shouldn't have those dogs. But say you just

896
00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:36.159
<v Speaker 1>can't take them. You got I think you got to

897
00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:37.440
<v Speaker 1>open the gates and let them.

898
00:46:37.320 --> 00:46:38.360
<v Speaker 2>Go right, let them out.

899
00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:42.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what the fuck they're in like a fucking Titanic

900
00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:45.039
<v Speaker 1>situation when they were in the bottom storage and it

901
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:47.159
<v Speaker 1>was filling up, Like, get am out of there.

902
00:46:47.760 --> 00:46:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I always wonder about some people, like uh, leaving

903
00:46:52.920 --> 00:46:55.320
<v Speaker 2>their pets behind and making those decisions, like we have

904
00:46:55.440 --> 00:46:58.760
<v Speaker 2>the snakes, right, but it's already like part of our plan,

905
00:46:58.920 --> 00:47:00.880
<v Speaker 2>you know. It's like we had devise this planet a

906
00:47:00.880 --> 00:47:03.320
<v Speaker 2>couple summers ago. During the fire thing, It's like, all right,

907
00:47:03.639 --> 00:47:07.320
<v Speaker 2>we have to evacuate if she goes crazy, Like you

908
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:10.679
<v Speaker 2>get the kid, get him situated, get him in the car.

909
00:47:11.239 --> 00:47:15.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm grabbing these snake houses one at a time, putting

910
00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:17.519
<v Speaker 2>them in the back seat, and we're out of here.

911
00:47:17.639 --> 00:47:19.199
<v Speaker 2>You know. It should take a couple of minutes to

912
00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:22.519
<v Speaker 2>just pick these whole houses up and just leave with them.

913
00:47:24.280 --> 00:47:27.079
<v Speaker 2>Like they're snakes. Yeah, they're just they're They're not like

914
00:47:27.159 --> 00:47:29.559
<v Speaker 2>a sentient creature like a cat or a dog. But

915
00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:31.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna let my snakes die in a fire,

916
00:47:32.039 --> 00:47:34.480
<v Speaker 2>you know, to be fucked up. What would you do?

917
00:47:34.599 --> 00:47:37.599
<v Speaker 1>Would you put them both in one container, and no,

918
00:47:37.719 --> 00:47:38.280
<v Speaker 1>I would.

919
00:47:38.079 --> 00:47:41.599
<v Speaker 2>Take both terrariums, probably because it would be a hassle problem.

920
00:47:41.840 --> 00:47:43.639
<v Speaker 2>I mean, even if they bite you, it's not a

921
00:47:43.679 --> 00:47:46.119
<v Speaker 2>big deal. Have you ever had to take them to

922
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:49.800
<v Speaker 2>the vet or anything? Nope? Oh well that okay, that

923
00:47:49.880 --> 00:47:50.360
<v Speaker 2>doesn't help.

924
00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:52.119
<v Speaker 1>Then I was going to ask, like, how how do

925
00:47:52.199 --> 00:47:53.719
<v Speaker 1>you normally transport them?

926
00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:55.639
<v Speaker 2>If you have, how would you have you had to

927
00:47:55.920 --> 00:47:58.760
<v Speaker 2>just pick them up, just grab them? No, I know,

928
00:47:58.960 --> 00:48:03.039
<v Speaker 2>but you know, Okay, so yeah I would. Uh. That's

929
00:48:03.079 --> 00:48:06.000
<v Speaker 2>the thing is, like, I guess I could if the

930
00:48:06.079 --> 00:48:09.119
<v Speaker 2>situation wasn't so dire, I could take the time actually

931
00:48:09.239 --> 00:48:12.239
<v Speaker 2>to just get them out of their houses. But I

932
00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:15.280
<v Speaker 2>just I assume it would be such a high stress situation.

933
00:48:15.559 --> 00:48:18.679
<v Speaker 2>And if they're so for instance, right like if one

934
00:48:18.719 --> 00:48:20.519
<v Speaker 2>of them, if they're curled up in a ball in

935
00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:24.440
<v Speaker 2>their house, chilling, sleeping, whatever, it's totally cool. Just go

936
00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:27.559
<v Speaker 2>in grab them. They're not going to care, they're not

937
00:48:27.599 --> 00:48:29.679
<v Speaker 2>going to do anything, they're not going to bite you.

938
00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:33.079
<v Speaker 2>They're just gonna stay rolled up in a ball. But

939
00:48:33.159 --> 00:48:36.159
<v Speaker 2>if they're like out and they're hungry and they're kind

940
00:48:36.199 --> 00:48:39.079
<v Speaker 2>of bobbing their head around and they look like maybe

941
00:48:39.159 --> 00:48:42.239
<v Speaker 2>they're hunting. If you reach your hand in, they're gonna

942
00:48:42.239 --> 00:48:45.039
<v Speaker 2>think your food and they're just gonna bite instantly, right

943
00:48:45.199 --> 00:48:48.519
<v Speaker 2>they like, they don't think, they just bite immediately and

944
00:48:48.599 --> 00:48:50.320
<v Speaker 2>then as soon as they realize that you're not food,

945
00:48:50.360 --> 00:48:53.960
<v Speaker 2>they let go. But it's like a super stressful thing

946
00:48:54.079 --> 00:48:56.679
<v Speaker 2>for them when they bite something and it's not a

947
00:48:56.800 --> 00:48:59.679
<v Speaker 2>meal because they want to constrict and then they can't constrict,

948
00:48:59.719 --> 00:49:02.519
<v Speaker 2>and it's yeah, when they get stressed out, it just

949
00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:05.039
<v Speaker 2>makes them act even more erratic. So you're just supposed

950
00:49:05.079 --> 00:49:07.719
<v Speaker 2>to just leave them alone if that happens. So if

951
00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:10.400
<v Speaker 2>one of them was out and about, I would just

952
00:49:10.559 --> 00:49:13.000
<v Speaker 2>grab the whole house. I wouldn't worry about reaching my

953
00:49:13.079 --> 00:49:15.679
<v Speaker 2>hand in there. But normally you would put them in

954
00:49:15.719 --> 00:49:18.880
<v Speaker 2>a pillowcase, tie off an end of the pillowcase, very

955
00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:22.440
<v Speaker 2>very tight and secure so they can't escape, and you

956
00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:24.960
<v Speaker 2>could just keep them close to you in your car,

957
00:49:25.239 --> 00:49:27.679
<v Speaker 2>you know, if you're driving and your body heat will

958
00:49:27.719 --> 00:49:30.400
<v Speaker 2>keep them warm, or if you have to like leave

959
00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:33.239
<v Speaker 2>them somewhere where it's going to get cold, they'll be

960
00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:34.880
<v Speaker 2>good for a while. They'd be good for a day

961
00:49:35.000 --> 00:49:37.960
<v Speaker 2>or two, you know, not a crazy cold temperature, but

962
00:49:38.119 --> 00:49:41.719
<v Speaker 2>like fifty sixty degrees. They could probably survive for a

963
00:49:41.800 --> 00:49:42.280
<v Speaker 2>day or two.

964
00:49:42.960 --> 00:49:46.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's really unfortunately if you burn alive in

965
00:49:46.360 --> 00:49:46.880
<v Speaker 1>a house.

966
00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Fire, right, Oh so yeah, would that be yeah?

967
00:49:49.800 --> 00:49:52.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, I mean we lost a hamster in our

968
00:49:52.599 --> 00:49:56.079
<v Speaker 1>house fire a little and my cat, the cat was inhalation.

969
00:49:56.719 --> 00:50:00.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, your cat saved your life, so that's almost like, yeah,

970
00:50:00.320 --> 00:50:03.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying I'm I would be glad my cat

971
00:50:03.280 --> 00:50:06.400
<v Speaker 2>was gone, but I would be like, oh, you know,

972
00:50:06.599 --> 00:50:11.199
<v Speaker 2>like he's a hero. Yeah, he this one deserves a metal.

973
00:50:11.199 --> 00:50:12.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh it was so bad.

974
00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:16.320
<v Speaker 1>The fireman that came in on our back door when

975
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:18.239
<v Speaker 1>I was little, that was like we had.

976
00:50:18.159 --> 00:50:19.480
<v Speaker 2>This like got a cat kit.

977
00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:22.320
<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, they did come out and go we found

978
00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:23.360
<v Speaker 1>a cat in the basement.

979
00:50:23.480 --> 00:50:25.760
<v Speaker 2>It's dead. And I was like Jesus Christ.

980
00:50:26.079 --> 00:50:29.159
<v Speaker 1>I specifically thought to myself, Oh, I hope it's the

981
00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:31.719
<v Speaker 1>other one and not the one that it ended up being.

982
00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:34.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, and then you fucking did you look at

983
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:38.199
<v Speaker 2>that other cat with resentment for the rest of its life? No,

984
00:50:38.800 --> 00:50:40.960
<v Speaker 2>not really, No, he was fine.

985
00:50:41.039 --> 00:50:43.480
<v Speaker 1>I didn't really deal with him too much though, but

986
00:50:43.599 --> 00:50:46.199
<v Speaker 1>I wanted my cat to live. So, but the back

987
00:50:46.280 --> 00:50:49.000
<v Speaker 1>door is where my mom kept our litter box. So

988
00:50:49.199 --> 00:50:51.960
<v Speaker 1>the fucking fireman came in and trapes through it and

989
00:50:52.159 --> 00:50:55.039
<v Speaker 1>just walk through cat shit and drug it through the

990
00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:55.960
<v Speaker 1>entire house.

991
00:50:58.039 --> 00:50:59.000
<v Speaker 2>What a douchebag.

992
00:50:59.280 --> 00:51:03.199
<v Speaker 1>Everything all already destroyed by smoke damage, by water damage,

993
00:51:03.360 --> 00:51:07.760
<v Speaker 1>by all that shit, and cat shit just smeared all

994
00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:09.119
<v Speaker 1>over the fucking house.

995
00:51:09.320 --> 00:51:11.639
<v Speaker 2>He probably did it on purpose. He's like, look, I

996
00:51:11.719 --> 00:51:13.559
<v Speaker 2>smeared shit all over the house. Now I'm gonna go

997
00:51:13.639 --> 00:51:20.400
<v Speaker 2>tell him his cat's dead. Check us out. I know,

998
00:51:20.599 --> 00:51:23.360
<v Speaker 2>guy watched this. We had ten more minutes. That would

999
00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:26.159
<v Speaker 2>have been such a good way to end this shit. Yeah,

1000
00:51:26.280 --> 00:51:28.480
<v Speaker 2>let's just say something else that's funny. Go ahead.

1001
00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:31.800
<v Speaker 1>I can't. I'm struggling here. I can't figure it out.

1002
00:51:31.840 --> 00:51:34.519
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's funny anymore. I'm looking at pictures

1003
00:51:34.559 --> 00:51:35.320
<v Speaker 1>of hurricanes.

1004
00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:39.199
<v Speaker 2>Tell me about another pet you had that died. Oh no,

1005
00:51:39.400 --> 00:51:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you about my new pet. Oh yeah, didn't

1006
00:51:42.440 --> 00:51:43.880
<v Speaker 2>you take him to the vet? Yeah?

1007
00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:46.760
<v Speaker 1>So we took David to the vet today, first time,

1008
00:51:47.320 --> 00:51:49.199
<v Speaker 1>and there were three things I wanted him to have

1009
00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:51.199
<v Speaker 1>checked out. I wanted to see if he was a big,

1010
00:51:51.320 --> 00:51:54.920
<v Speaker 1>fat lard ass, because he's a big cat, real big

1011
00:51:55.000 --> 00:51:55.880
<v Speaker 1>and heavy fifteen.

1012
00:51:56.840 --> 00:52:01.079
<v Speaker 2>It was my guess came in at ten even. Oh, okay,

1013
00:52:01.159 --> 00:52:03.400
<v Speaker 2>that's not huge, No, not at all. I think he's

1014
00:52:03.480 --> 00:52:06.840
<v Speaker 2>just a big fluffy boy. Uh. The next piece of

1015
00:52:06.960 --> 00:52:11.079
<v Speaker 2>him was he is very goofy.

1016
00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:13.320
<v Speaker 1>I think I explained this to you, gets very snotty

1017
00:52:13.599 --> 00:52:15.559
<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that, because his face is real flat,

1018
00:52:15.599 --> 00:52:19.199
<v Speaker 1>almost like a pug or something like that. So this

1019
00:52:19.360 --> 00:52:23.519
<v Speaker 1>asshole is always crawling under stuff and you know, always

1020
00:52:23.599 --> 00:52:27.119
<v Speaker 1>digging his nose into dusty shit and whatever. So he's

1021
00:52:27.199 --> 00:52:29.719
<v Speaker 1>always got all this filth and dust on him. I

1022
00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:32.000
<v Speaker 1>gotta try and wipe off and clean off of him.

1023
00:52:32.360 --> 00:52:34.920
<v Speaker 1>And then he's got the eye or the lack thereof,

1024
00:52:35.119 --> 00:52:37.760
<v Speaker 1>if you will, And I want to know.

1025
00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:39.599
<v Speaker 2>I was asking him. I was like, what is behind this?

1026
00:52:39.840 --> 00:52:42.159
<v Speaker 1>Is there like a gross little mutant eye behind it?

1027
00:52:42.679 --> 00:52:46.079
<v Speaker 2>Or is it just a hole or what is it?

1028
00:52:46.360 --> 00:52:48.679
<v Speaker 1>Like? Imagine you just open it, you could see his brain.

1029
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Because I don't want to fucking hurt him. But sometimes

1030
00:52:51.519 --> 00:52:53.400
<v Speaker 1>it drips and it's really gross.

1031
00:52:54.159 --> 00:52:58.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so it is puss. Uh, It's it's not puss.

1032
00:52:58.480 --> 00:53:02.400
<v Speaker 2>Puss would be an infection. It's just like mucus and

1033
00:53:02.639 --> 00:53:04.880
<v Speaker 2>goo and all this and that. Whatever. I thought they

1034
00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:07.519
<v Speaker 2>were the same thing. Man. Honestly, I thought mucus every time.

1035
00:53:07.599 --> 00:53:09.639
<v Speaker 2>I thought every time I blew my nose it was puss.

1036
00:53:09.719 --> 00:53:13.159
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I think puss is specifically infection.

1037
00:53:13.440 --> 00:53:16.639
<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, you're right, Okay. I just like that word

1038
00:53:16.719 --> 00:53:20.800
<v Speaker 2>puss because it's really close to puss. Pussy. Yeah, you

1039
00:53:20.880 --> 00:53:25.159
<v Speaker 2>gotta pussy pussy. I want to eat your pussy. I

1040
00:53:25.280 --> 00:53:26.840
<v Speaker 2>want to eat your pussy pussy.

1041
00:53:27.480 --> 00:53:31.559
<v Speaker 1>H All the fucking ladies at this place loved David.

1042
00:53:31.960 --> 00:53:34.440
<v Speaker 1>They loved his name. They thought it was the funniest

1043
00:53:34.480 --> 00:53:35.559
<v Speaker 1>fucking thing in the world.

1044
00:53:35.719 --> 00:53:38.440
<v Speaker 2>It's a good name. I like carson names for cats,

1045
00:53:38.760 --> 00:53:39.079
<v Speaker 2>thank you.

1046
00:53:39.159 --> 00:53:41.559
<v Speaker 1>It was a lot better than his former name, Fetti Wop.

1047
00:53:41.840 --> 00:53:43.639
<v Speaker 2>Obviously, I thought that was a good name too, though.

1048
00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I like, that's a good name for like

1049
00:53:47.000 --> 00:53:48.480
<v Speaker 1>a pit bull with one eye.

1050
00:53:49.880 --> 00:53:52.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what if the cat, like, what if

1051
00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:54.840
<v Speaker 2>you just didn't hear the cat's old voice at his

1052
00:53:54.920 --> 00:53:55.440
<v Speaker 2>old house.

1053
00:53:55.920 --> 00:53:57.920
<v Speaker 1>What if you're too quick to give him a Russian voice.

1054
00:53:58.079 --> 00:54:03.360
<v Speaker 1>But he's a purple British cat. He's not thugged out.

1055
00:54:03.800 --> 00:54:07.320
<v Speaker 1>He couldn't even be Jamie Kennedy and fucking Malibu's most wanted.

1056
00:54:08.039 --> 00:54:11.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's fucking lucky to be Idris Elba.

1057
00:54:11.360 --> 00:54:15.960
<v Speaker 1>He's an extra on the Crown. Okay, Like, yeah, he's

1058
00:54:16.119 --> 00:54:19.760
<v Speaker 1>he's the new lead in Ridgardtson for Ridgerdson.

1059
00:54:20.480 --> 00:54:21.400
<v Speaker 2>Uh what did we call it?

1060
00:54:21.760 --> 00:54:27.239
<v Speaker 3>I titled the episode it anachronistic, Uh asked, fucking.

1061
00:54:27.360 --> 00:54:34.800
<v Speaker 1>No, anachronistic aristocratic fuck fest. I think it was the

1062
00:54:35.000 --> 00:54:36.599
<v Speaker 1>name of the last Patreon episode.

1063
00:54:36.760 --> 00:54:42.800
<v Speaker 2>That's so good. Yeah for trademark that or Brest dress things.

1064
00:54:43.079 --> 00:54:46.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that you still press things. Uh they

1065
00:54:46.199 --> 00:54:47.119
<v Speaker 1>still make vinyl?

1066
00:54:47.679 --> 00:54:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Which who is it for? Is that for cool guys

1067
00:54:49.880 --> 00:54:50.679
<v Speaker 2>or is it for dicks?

1068
00:54:51.079 --> 00:54:55.039
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's for fucking kids. It's like, uh, it's for kids,

1069
00:54:55.119 --> 00:54:59.559
<v Speaker 3>it's for cool guys, it's for some dicks. Like a

1070
00:54:59.639 --> 00:55:02.480
<v Speaker 3>lot of people listen to vinyl, not even because of

1071
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:05.760
<v Speaker 3>what I thought before, where it's like, oh, it's the

1072
00:55:05.920 --> 00:55:10.599
<v Speaker 3>more raw, pure way to listen to it, which it's not,

1073
00:55:11.800 --> 00:55:16.559
<v Speaker 3>because vinyl degrades and it's and like you maybe you're

1074
00:55:16.559 --> 00:55:20.119
<v Speaker 3>talking about the experience of a shitty piece of fucking

1075
00:55:20.760 --> 00:55:24.559
<v Speaker 3>semi plastic that's gonna break over time. Maybe that's what

1076
00:55:24.679 --> 00:55:26.880
<v Speaker 3>you really like, but no, like, if you want the

1077
00:55:26.960 --> 00:55:30.599
<v Speaker 3>true integrity to the sound. You actually need digital and

1078
00:55:30.880 --> 00:55:34.440
<v Speaker 3>preferably like a digital medium burned onto a physical medium.

1079
00:55:34.559 --> 00:55:38.039
<v Speaker 3>CDs just for some reason, sounds so fucking good when

1080
00:55:38.079 --> 00:55:41.119
<v Speaker 3>you compare it with like a high quality stream or

1081
00:55:41.159 --> 00:55:42.480
<v Speaker 3>even a download.

1082
00:55:42.320 --> 00:55:45.840
<v Speaker 2>A fucking CD just hits difference, hits better. I think

1083
00:55:45.920 --> 00:55:48.960
<v Speaker 2>you just did what they do, no, because it's it's

1084
00:55:49.039 --> 00:55:52.559
<v Speaker 2>actually I watched a SI Show video about this. This

1085
00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:56.360
<v Speaker 2>is a fact, like digital audio is the best way

1086
00:55:56.440 --> 00:56:01.480
<v Speaker 2>to listen to music because it can perfect convey what

1087
00:56:01.679 --> 00:56:04.320
<v Speaker 2>the producer and the artist are trying to get you

1088
00:56:04.440 --> 00:56:07.480
<v Speaker 2>to hear. You can still have shitty speakers or headphones

1089
00:56:07.480 --> 00:56:11.360
<v Speaker 2>and that can impede the process. But with just a

1090
00:56:12.440 --> 00:56:15.519
<v Speaker 2>pretty decent sound system these days, you can hear almost

1091
00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:19.199
<v Speaker 2>anything exactly the way it's supposed to be heard. Whereas

1092
00:56:19.239 --> 00:56:23.599
<v Speaker 2>with old music physical formats, it was always like your

1093
00:56:24.719 --> 00:56:28.000
<v Speaker 2>there was like this competition right like they were. They

1094
00:56:28.079 --> 00:56:32.199
<v Speaker 2>were making albums more bass heavy at a certain point

1095
00:56:32.199 --> 00:56:35.000
<v Speaker 2>in time, So then the people making the stereos made

1096
00:56:35.039 --> 00:56:38.559
<v Speaker 2>the stereos come with a bass boost, and then they

1097
00:56:38.679 --> 00:56:43.119
<v Speaker 2>just started to automatically boost the bass on all their

1098
00:56:43.480 --> 00:56:45.480
<v Speaker 2>portable listening devices and stuff.

1099
00:56:45.719 --> 00:56:48.920
<v Speaker 1>That's that's why I can't use Beats headphones because all

1100
00:56:49.440 --> 00:56:53.599
<v Speaker 1>I listened to is talking stuff and the beat it's terrible.

1101
00:56:53.800 --> 00:56:57.519
<v Speaker 1>I've returned them. I've bought in returned Beats headphones twice,

1102
00:56:57.840 --> 00:57:00.280
<v Speaker 1>and I'll fall for it again at some pointint I

1103
00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:01.239
<v Speaker 1>know it well.

1104
00:57:01.159 --> 00:57:04.199
<v Speaker 2>You will because doctor Dre he sells a fucking hard bargain,

1105
00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:05.679
<v Speaker 2>by my fucking hip bone.

1106
00:57:07.199 --> 00:57:09.000
<v Speaker 1>You're saying two different things, though.

1107
00:57:09.159 --> 00:57:11.159
<v Speaker 2>I want you to know that. No, So I'm saying

1108
00:57:11.320 --> 00:57:15.639
<v Speaker 2>digital like on a stream is perfect, right you? But

1109
00:57:16.159 --> 00:57:20.480
<v Speaker 2>but but but with a CD. So I have the

1110
00:57:20.639 --> 00:57:25.000
<v Speaker 2>experience of listening to certain albums as a CD for

1111
00:57:25.119 --> 00:57:29.880
<v Speaker 2>a long time, then listening to digital for a long time,

1112
00:57:30.639 --> 00:57:35.280
<v Speaker 2>and then going back and forth. And yeah, I saw

1113
00:57:35.320 --> 00:57:37.440
<v Speaker 2>this on a SI Show video. I think there is

1114
00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:39.880
<v Speaker 2>something to this last part, but I'll have to double

1115
00:57:39.960 --> 00:57:45.360
<v Speaker 2>check it. But in my experience, so maybe there is

1116
00:57:45.440 --> 00:57:48.719
<v Speaker 2>something different. Maybe I'm saying that, uh the other thing

1117
00:57:48.920 --> 00:57:51.519
<v Speaker 2>about you know, like, oh, you're doing this with vinyls.

1118
00:57:51.559 --> 00:57:54.440
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I am saying I prefer CDs because of this,

1119
00:57:55.199 --> 00:57:58.519
<v Speaker 2>But there does seem to be a better like a

1120
00:57:58.679 --> 00:58:02.039
<v Speaker 2>balance to your your headphones when you listen to the CD.

1121
00:58:02.239 --> 00:58:07.239
<v Speaker 2>So if I listen to tools lateralas on my air pods, right,

1122
00:58:07.519 --> 00:58:16.599
<v Speaker 2>or just regular headphones. There might be certain frequencies pitches

1123
00:58:16.800 --> 00:58:22.400
<v Speaker 2>that are like they're crystal clear, right, you can hear

1124
00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:27.440
<v Speaker 2>them perfectly, especially on air pods. But then you listen

1125
00:58:27.519 --> 00:58:30.079
<v Speaker 2>to them on the CD and you're like, oh, nope,

1126
00:58:30.239 --> 00:58:32.840
<v Speaker 2>I hear that thing. I hear that chime that I

1127
00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:36.360
<v Speaker 2>missed last time. It's like, maybe it's a product of

1128
00:58:36.440 --> 00:58:40.679
<v Speaker 2>me not getting digital out of a big stereo system

1129
00:58:40.840 --> 00:58:44.239
<v Speaker 2>like I have out of CDs. I've never like played

1130
00:58:44.239 --> 00:58:46.880
<v Speaker 2>a download out of a big stereo just a CD.

1131
00:58:47.639 --> 00:58:52.239
<v Speaker 2>But but yeah, like at least with headphones, there is

1132
00:58:52.400 --> 00:58:55.039
<v Speaker 2>more clarity when it comes to a CD. I don't

1133
00:58:55.079 --> 00:58:58.199
<v Speaker 2>know why. Maybe it's like an artifact of using a

1134
00:58:58.320 --> 00:59:02.639
<v Speaker 2>digital media player and the machine is like constantly having

1135
00:59:02.719 --> 00:59:05.639
<v Speaker 2>to catch up, you know, like reading data or something.

1136
00:59:05.719 --> 00:59:07.800
<v Speaker 2>It's maybe it doesn't match the speed of the laser

1137
00:59:07.920 --> 00:59:10.639
<v Speaker 2>on a CD player. I'm not sure, but there does

1138
00:59:10.760 --> 00:59:15.679
<v Speaker 2>seem to be like less scratchiness and stuff, less less

1139
00:59:15.760 --> 00:59:20.280
<v Speaker 2>like interference or missing frequencies when I listen to a

1140
00:59:20.360 --> 00:59:24.880
<v Speaker 2>CD than on digital. You're right, go ahead, But yeah,

1141
00:59:25.199 --> 00:59:29.280
<v Speaker 2>from what I understand, digital way better than vinyl. Vinyl degrades.

1142
00:59:30.000 --> 00:59:33.079
<v Speaker 2>Cassette's degrade. Anything analog is going to degrade. Even a

1143
00:59:33.159 --> 00:59:33.960
<v Speaker 2>CD will degrade.

1144
00:59:34.039 --> 00:59:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Actually, I'm gonna half disagree with you, but not really.

1145
00:59:41.920 --> 00:59:44.599
<v Speaker 1>CDs are not compressed most.

1146
00:59:44.480 --> 00:59:47.360
<v Speaker 2>Ah, that's right, they are not compressed. That's probably why

1147
00:59:47.400 --> 00:59:48.719
<v Speaker 2>they sound so much fucking better.

1148
00:59:48.960 --> 00:59:53.320
<v Speaker 1>Most audio, most digital audio formats are compressed, except for

1149
00:59:53.639 --> 00:59:57.159
<v Speaker 1>flack files, which is what that fucking weirdo Neil Young

1150
00:59:57.400 --> 01:00:01.280
<v Speaker 1>was trying to push for. Those are those are lossless files,

1151
01:00:01.360 --> 01:00:03.960
<v Speaker 1>which means like they don't squish it and put it

1152
01:00:04.039 --> 01:00:05.559
<v Speaker 1>within a range or anything like that.

1153
01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Huge huge files. They are huge files. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1154
01:00:09.000 --> 01:00:12.199
<v Speaker 2>I remember downloading some flack music before because it was

1155
01:00:12.239 --> 01:00:14.920
<v Speaker 2>the only way to get a certain album. And it's like, yeah,

1156
01:00:14.920 --> 01:00:17.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna listen to just this, I'm gonna convert

1157
01:00:17.199 --> 01:00:18.880
<v Speaker 2>it to an MP three, you know, because this is

1158
01:00:18.960 --> 01:00:21.079
<v Speaker 2>going to take up half a gigabyte of storage for

1159
01:00:21.199 --> 01:00:24.199
<v Speaker 2>six songs. I remember downloading.

1160
01:00:24.840 --> 01:00:27.800
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to download some kind of porn movie,

1161
01:00:28.840 --> 01:00:32.519
<v Speaker 1>something on Biza or not one of those, you know,

1162
01:00:32.679 --> 01:00:35.280
<v Speaker 1>one of the fruit maybe even later once yeah, yeah, yeah,

1163
01:00:35.360 --> 01:00:38.440
<v Speaker 1>not real, not recently. Hold on, I'm starting my Lime

1164
01:00:38.519 --> 01:00:39.079
<v Speaker 1>wire up.

1165
01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:42.360
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, you know, And I.

1166
01:00:42.719 --> 01:00:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Waited hours, hours hours for this point. I mean I'm

1167
01:00:47.199 --> 01:00:49.920
<v Speaker 1>edging the whole time, probably just looking at the car,

1168
01:00:50.559 --> 01:00:53.639
<v Speaker 1>big turgid dick, just full.

1169
01:00:53.480 --> 01:00:57.639
<v Speaker 2>Of blood, not big at all, gorged, just engorged, and

1170
01:00:57.719 --> 01:01:00.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, oh God, do this go. Gotta get

1171
01:01:00.760 --> 01:01:02.039
<v Speaker 2>it ready, gotta get ready.

1172
01:01:03.039 --> 01:01:07.039
<v Speaker 1>Fucking I finished the download and I'm like, nice, this

1173
01:01:07.239 --> 01:01:12.559
<v Speaker 1>is gonna be great tugging material. And I fucking double

1174
01:01:12.639 --> 01:01:16.079
<v Speaker 1>click to open it, and like Windows Media Player, some

1175
01:01:16.639 --> 01:01:21.280
<v Speaker 1>horseshit comes up. No fucking video. It was just like

1176
01:01:21.360 --> 01:01:24.639
<v Speaker 1>a flag file or something. Oh fuck, the hottest, most

1177
01:01:24.800 --> 01:01:28.519
<v Speaker 1>uncompressed fucking blowjob audio you've ever heard in your life?

1178
01:01:29.159 --> 01:01:32.360
<v Speaker 2>Nice? Yeah, so you united to that? I did?

1179
01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:36.679
<v Speaker 1>Actually, yeah, like a girl, I jerked off to audio only. God.

1180
01:01:36.760 --> 01:01:39.119
<v Speaker 2>I remember looking at all the porn stuff on Kazan

1181
01:01:39.119 --> 01:01:42.599
<v Speaker 2>and stuff as a kid and being like wanting to

1182
01:01:42.679 --> 01:01:44.719
<v Speaker 2>because you had to do like the guessing game, right,

1183
01:01:44.840 --> 01:01:49.360
<v Speaker 2>Like eventually you learned like okay, m A or MV

1184
01:01:50.239 --> 01:01:52.480
<v Speaker 2>four or what you know, m A V or whatever,

1185
01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:55.719
<v Speaker 2>those videos will play when I try and download them,

1186
01:01:55.760 --> 01:01:59.519
<v Speaker 2>but you know, QTE and f l A C like

1187
01:01:59.639 --> 01:02:02.320
<v Speaker 2>those to not play. But I remember like, yeah, you

1188
01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:05.800
<v Speaker 2>would waste so much time on a download, and then

1189
01:02:05.840 --> 01:02:09.639
<v Speaker 2>it would be some unsupported file format and you'd be like, fuck,

1190
01:02:09.719 --> 01:02:11.800
<v Speaker 2>you know, I wasted my whole afternoon. I could have

1191
01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:15.920
<v Speaker 2>been cherking to the fucking Henna Montana that wasn't out

1192
01:02:15.960 --> 01:02:20.039
<v Speaker 2>when I was a kid. I the worst was I

1193
01:02:20.239 --> 01:02:27.199
<v Speaker 2>started getting these song downloads that was just like the

1194
01:02:27.519 --> 01:02:31.880
<v Speaker 2>first verse recut for three and a half minutes or

1195
01:02:31.920 --> 01:02:35.760
<v Speaker 2>however long the song was. But it was cut perfectly,

1196
01:02:36.440 --> 01:02:40.320
<v Speaker 2>but you thought, are they singing the same verse again?

1197
01:02:40.400 --> 01:02:42.920
<v Speaker 2>Like it wasn't like a deliberate like like a click

1198
01:02:43.079 --> 01:02:45.039
<v Speaker 2>or anything, so you could hear it was repeating.

1199
01:02:45.559 --> 01:02:48.400
<v Speaker 1>So I downloaded all these songs. I remember Queens of

1200
01:02:48.440 --> 01:02:53.760
<v Speaker 1>the Stone Age was was one, fucking Seether was another one,

1201
01:02:54.519 --> 01:02:56.719
<v Speaker 1>and the songs just were it was. It was like

1202
01:02:58.679 --> 01:03:01.480
<v Speaker 1>whatever the first verse is, and then it would go

1203
01:03:01.719 --> 01:03:04.920
<v Speaker 1>like and I was like, Wow, they're just doing that

1204
01:03:05.000 --> 01:03:07.639
<v Speaker 1>same verse again and again. This is a weird song.

1205
01:03:07.800 --> 01:03:11.360
<v Speaker 2>That's cool. No, I was an asshole, and it made me.

1206
01:03:11.480 --> 01:03:14.079
<v Speaker 1>Really sad when I found out that people were ripping

1207
01:03:14.159 --> 01:03:16.599
<v Speaker 1>me off when I was just trying to get music

1208
01:03:16.880 --> 01:03:17.320
<v Speaker 1>for free.

1209
01:03:18.159 --> 01:03:20.519
<v Speaker 2>Ripping you off for free? Yeah, But I mean, like

1210
01:03:20.719 --> 01:03:24.280
<v Speaker 2>maybe that was there. That was I mean, it could

1211
01:03:24.280 --> 01:03:26.719
<v Speaker 2>have just been a cyber weapon. I think you probably

1212
01:03:26.760 --> 01:03:30.039
<v Speaker 2>got Manchurian candidated and you don't even realize it. But

1213
01:03:32.159 --> 01:03:35.360
<v Speaker 2>like maybe it could have just been somebody's dream, you know,

1214
01:03:35.519 --> 01:03:37.679
<v Speaker 2>like take the best part of the song and make

1215
01:03:37.719 --> 01:03:39.920
<v Speaker 2>it the whole song and then share it with the world.

1216
01:03:41.000 --> 01:03:43.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm this is a new version, going back to the

1217
01:03:43.840 --> 01:03:47.320
<v Speaker 1>beginning of what we were talking about. I am very

1218
01:03:47.480 --> 01:03:50.800
<v Speaker 1>much like fucking whatever the new kids are. I just

1219
01:03:50.880 --> 01:03:54.679
<v Speaker 1>heard someone say this recently. Jenn't put on Spotify, which

1220
01:03:54.840 --> 01:03:57.719
<v Speaker 1>for me, I'm like, all right, not normally a music guy,

1221
01:03:57.880 --> 01:04:01.239
<v Speaker 1>let's play some hits. She'll play some hits. But once

1222
01:04:01.280 --> 01:04:03.280
<v Speaker 1>I get through, like the first chorus, I'm like, oh,

1223
01:04:03.400 --> 01:04:07.000
<v Speaker 1>look this up. Play this instead. I don't ever finish

1224
01:04:07.079 --> 01:04:07.360
<v Speaker 1>a song.

1225
01:04:07.440 --> 01:04:09.480
<v Speaker 2>And you are, Oh my god, it's just like my

1226
01:04:09.800 --> 01:04:14.880
<v Speaker 2>fucking wife. Goddamn you, goddamn you both. Well, how does

1227
01:04:14.960 --> 01:04:18.480
<v Speaker 2>she feel about cleaning the shit in the tub? Oh dude,

1228
01:04:19.000 --> 01:04:19.760
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't like it.

1229
01:04:21.159 --> 01:04:25.239
<v Speaker 1>See yeah, me and your wife two fucking apples. Meanwhile,

1230
01:04:25.360 --> 01:04:28.679
<v Speaker 1>the worm over there is fucking biting everybody.

1231
01:04:29.079 --> 01:04:31.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. And you dude, she's always she's always

1232
01:04:31.880 --> 01:04:35.280
<v Speaker 2>on some worm shit. She's always like, she's always she

1233
01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:37.960
<v Speaker 2>got a phobia fucking worms. Dude. Like one time, there

1234
01:04:38.039 --> 01:04:40.000
<v Speaker 2>was like some lasagna noodles that had been in the

1235
01:04:40.400 --> 01:04:43.119
<v Speaker 2>cupboard for I don't know a year, and I was like, Oh,

1236
01:04:43.159 --> 01:04:44.760
<v Speaker 2>we could use them. She's like, you gotta check it

1237
01:04:44.800 --> 01:04:46.320
<v Speaker 2>for worms. I was like, why the fuck would there

1238
01:04:46.400 --> 01:04:48.440
<v Speaker 2>be worms in there. She's like, it's been there a

1239
01:04:48.519 --> 01:04:51.280
<v Speaker 2>long time. And I was like, that's not Worms don't

1240
01:04:51.360 --> 01:04:53.000
<v Speaker 2>just materialize in pasta.

1241
01:04:53.480 --> 01:04:56.679
<v Speaker 1>You know, I've heard that too. I've heard you can

1242
01:04:56.760 --> 01:04:58.760
<v Speaker 1>get worms if you eat raw pasta.

1243
01:04:59.199 --> 01:05:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh I I looked it. I wasn't just gonna eat

1244
01:05:02.039 --> 01:05:03.800
<v Speaker 2>the hard noodles like crackers.

1245
01:05:04.119 --> 01:05:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I still don't want to eat something that even if

1246
01:05:05.920 --> 01:05:08.320
<v Speaker 1>you cook at worms start coming out of it, or

1247
01:05:08.360 --> 01:05:11.679
<v Speaker 1>if you don't cook it, worms just grow inside.

1248
01:05:11.719 --> 01:05:12.639
<v Speaker 2>Do you what does that mean?

1249
01:05:13.559 --> 01:05:13.840
<v Speaker 3>Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you think RFK rose to prominence as the

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<v Speaker 2>least favorable, least likable Kennedy. How do you think he

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<v Speaker 2>got to that point with that voice? You think it

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<v Speaker 2>was fucking not killing bears in the middle of Central

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<v Speaker 2>Park and then taking them hunting all day and then

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<v Speaker 2>dumping them back in Central Park or some shit like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like no, it comes from being a man and eating

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<v Speaker 2>raw pasta that I claimed I cooked.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're gonna wrap this one up. Go to

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<v Speaker 2>For your Worst Friend a met I have a brain

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<v Speaker 2>worm and it's telling me that I'm shamed. Thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you next week. You know all of us

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<v Speaker 2>all run noble.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I'm really gonna miss you got when the

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<v Speaker 1>show's over.