WEBVTT 1 00:00:11.400 --> 00:00:14.480 Hello, Welcome to a new week. Is this the last 2 00:00:14.720 --> 00:00:21.000 week of April? Yes, okay, I'm sorry. Where did that go? 3 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:23.160 Where did that go? 4 00:00:23.280 --> 00:00:23.719 I don't know? 5 00:00:24.079 --> 00:00:27.039 That is frightening me. Oh my gosh. May First is 6 00:00:27.120 --> 00:00:27.800 next week? 7 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:28.920 You're frightening me? 8 00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:34.679 Why my face? No, yeah, you're it's my face. I 9 00:00:34.679 --> 00:00:35.920 can tell by the way he looks. 10 00:00:35.679 --> 00:00:36.079 In my eyes. 11 00:00:37.320 --> 00:00:38.560 No, it's not your face. 12 00:00:38.759 --> 00:00:41.399 What's wrong with your face? Nothing's wrong with her face. 13 00:00:41.840 --> 00:00:42.520 How could you tell? 14 00:00:42.560 --> 00:00:45.439 What's wrong with you? Have very nervous energy. It's making 15 00:00:45.479 --> 00:00:46.280 me very nervous. 16 00:00:46.439 --> 00:00:51.320 Really, I'm sending out a nervous vibe. There can be 17 00:00:51.359 --> 00:00:54.200 a reason because of that, and we'll find out. 18 00:00:55.039 --> 00:00:57.439 Oh of what I'm going to read on the air. Yes, 19 00:00:57.640 --> 00:00:58.079 oh okay. 20 00:00:58.679 --> 00:01:01.640 This is my co host Eric Rimmer and How To 21 00:01:01.719 --> 00:01:02.479 producer Brian. 22 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:02.719 Hello. 23 00:01:03.079 --> 00:01:06.040 We all went out on Friday night and the goal 24 00:01:06.280 --> 00:01:09.359 was to find or to get a number. The goal 25 00:01:09.480 --> 00:01:12.799 was to get a number or two or three from 26 00:01:13.159 --> 00:01:14.680 guys that we found attractive. 27 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:20.560 So let me let me just pre guys we found 28 00:01:20.560 --> 00:01:22.719 at traffic was guys you and Marie found attractive. 29 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:24.400 I found lots of guys attractive. 30 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:31.519 We'll get into the entire story from start to finish 31 00:01:31.560 --> 00:01:38.959 because it was a well some of it was, and 32 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:39.959 it was. 33 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:43.840 Very, very awkward, so awkward at one point that I 34 00:01:44.079 --> 00:01:49.400 was sweating and Brian walked away. Oh yeah, I did awkward, 35 00:01:49.760 --> 00:01:51.519 but I got a comment about that. 36 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:52.760 That was awkward in a good way. 37 00:01:54.040 --> 00:01:55.599 You're right, so. 38 00:01:56.400 --> 00:01:59.040 You're going to find out. I mean, do we meet anybody? 39 00:01:59.319 --> 00:02:01.239 Did we seeingybody attractive? 40 00:02:01.439 --> 00:02:01.519 Like? 41 00:02:01.599 --> 00:02:02.560 What happened is that? 42 00:02:03.079 --> 00:02:05.760 I do have a question. Did Sandy go lower the 43 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:09.080 drinking age to like twelve? Seriously, let's go. 44 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:11.520 We're going to get to that. We're gonna get to that. 45 00:02:11.759 --> 00:02:12.599 For sure. 46 00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:15.000 That was a younger crowd and I was expecting like 47 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:18.639 toddlers last time I was there was it was significantly older. 48 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:22.280 Okay, so let's put that this on hold real quick, 49 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:26.560 put a pin in it, and we'll give you the 50 00:02:26.599 --> 00:02:31.439 whole night in a nutshell. And what happened after you 51 00:02:31.479 --> 00:02:33.360 do the double D? Let's like start off with the 52 00:02:33.360 --> 00:02:33.719 double D. 53 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:36.159 You want to right out of the starting game with that. 54 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:38.599 I mean, we're changing things up. Let's do it. 55 00:02:38.719 --> 00:02:40.439 Okay, let's do it. 56 00:02:39.759 --> 00:02:46.520 I'm hit the music. Let's go double D ten? What 57 00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:47.520 is in Hollywood? 58 00:02:47.759 --> 00:02:54.560 Well, so it's mainly upcoming tours that are colossal disasters, 59 00:02:55.159 --> 00:03:00.360 like Katie Perry's lifetime tour has been. She sold out 60 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:04.039 in I believe it was Australia, but here in the 61 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:08.240 States it's been a colossal failure. And have you seen 62 00:03:08.719 --> 00:03:12.599 have you seen the memes that are remember on SNL 63 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:17.639 where it was like, I'm Janet, I'm whatever, and they're 64 00:03:17.680 --> 00:03:21.560 they're doing the thing from like the not Ed Sullivan Show, 65 00:03:21.639 --> 00:03:26.039 but Laurence Welke where and then Anna, I'm Junie and 66 00:03:26.159 --> 00:03:30.520 she comes out, and then it's like they'll show Shakira 67 00:03:31.199 --> 00:03:37.039 and then who's the one that sings espresso Sabrina Carpenter 68 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:40.120 and then share or something. And then when it says 69 00:03:40.120 --> 00:03:43.159 and I'm Junius, it's Katie Perry like fighting with one 70 00:03:43.159 --> 00:03:45.360 of her, like doing jiu jitsu with one of her. 71 00:03:45.759 --> 00:03:50.759 It looks really bad. Yeah, it doesn't look like anybody's 72 00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:52.639 practiced anything like. 73 00:03:52.840 --> 00:03:56.080 It looks bad. 74 00:03:56.159 --> 00:03:59.159 They're bad. Her opening night in l A. 75 00:03:59.240 --> 00:03:59.919 I think there's. 76 00:04:01.240 --> 00:04:03.599 Thirty eight hundred tickets left. 77 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:07.680 Dude, this, I'm telling you what, this, this Elton John 78 00:04:07.759 --> 00:04:10.639 thing a Petco Park in May is going to be enormous. 79 00:04:10.680 --> 00:04:13.159 I wish I could afford to go to it that. 80 00:04:13.439 --> 00:04:14.960 Now we're talking expensive. 81 00:04:15.199 --> 00:04:16.959 I think I saw a minimum is thirteen hundred. 82 00:04:17.079 --> 00:04:20.319 Well, because like think about it, this literally could be 83 00:04:20.639 --> 00:04:22.000 the last time you ever see him. 84 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:24.720 It probably will be. Which I considered forking over thirteen 85 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:28.079 hundred four. What Yeah, that's how much tickets were. 86 00:04:28.519 --> 00:04:29.759 Thirteen hundred dollars. 87 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:32.120 I think I'll pass. I think maybe there were some 88 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:34.120 nosebleeders that started like three eighty. 89 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:35.839 That's ridiculous. 90 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:37.639 I encourage you to do that. 91 00:04:38.040 --> 00:04:39.240 No, No, I. 92 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:43.199 Encourage you not to. I'll take your wallet away from you. 93 00:04:43.560 --> 00:04:45.720 We know which one goes to because you know which 94 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:46.040 one is. 95 00:04:46.959 --> 00:04:50.439 Now, do not listen to mommy tonight. 96 00:04:50.759 --> 00:04:53.040 This is a good lesson, Laura. 97 00:04:52.879 --> 00:04:54.439 Okay, Laura, take a moment. 98 00:04:54.319 --> 00:04:57.279 And you know how when water goes down the wrong pipe, 99 00:04:57.319 --> 00:04:59.040 I know it makes you choke for like five minutes. 100 00:04:59.120 --> 00:04:59.800 That's what happened. 101 00:05:01.439 --> 00:05:05.680 No, I what I was saying, I'm not going to 102 00:05:05.720 --> 00:05:07.360 spend thirteen hundred dollars on Elton Johns. 103 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:09.759 But this is the life. Okay, think about it. You've 104 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:10.839 always wanted to see him. 105 00:05:11.079 --> 00:05:13.040 Yeah, you know we're not thirteen hundred dollars. 106 00:05:13.120 --> 00:05:15.560 Really, they're going there he's gonna come out with like 107 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:17.519 an HBO Max special. 108 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:18.639 Watch it there. 109 00:05:18.680 --> 00:05:20.959 At that point he co park happens. I think it's 110 00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:23.959 like on the sixth or something. He dies two days later, 111 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:26.759 are you bomb? Oh well, spend the thirteen hundred. 112 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:28.319 No, goodbye Yellow Brook Road? 113 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:29.519 All right, then don't I will? 114 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:31.480 I will sing a song in his honor. 115 00:05:31.839 --> 00:05:33.839 Well, then you don't really want to spend the money 116 00:05:33.879 --> 00:05:34.639 and go I don't. 117 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:36.480 That's why I'm not spending the money. That was my point. 118 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:39.279 We'll sing Goodbye Norma Jean and just change it to 119 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:44.560 goodbye Elton John. Then there we go, different problems Elton Joe. Yeah, 120 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:45.120 there we go. 121 00:05:45.360 --> 00:05:50.399 Oh god, okay, you start the dirt. I'm going to 122 00:05:50.439 --> 00:05:52.199 go have like a final cough attack in the kitchen. 123 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:55.199 Oh my gosh, out of this is classy. We have 124 00:05:55.560 --> 00:05:57.399 wait a minute, hold on, could. 125 00:05:57.199 --> 00:05:59.519 You we have a cough button in the studio? 126 00:05:59.680 --> 00:06:03.160 Could you stop coughing? Oh, don't go there, boy, listen girlfriend, 127 00:06:03.199 --> 00:06:05.360 And it doesn't do in the studio. I don't think 128 00:06:05.399 --> 00:06:07.240 they have a coughing some time to cover how much 129 00:06:07.240 --> 00:06:07.800 you're coughing. 130 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:12.319 I don't smoke nothing, I've never smoked. Don't smoke never 131 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:14.240 intend to smoke, and I have a cough like a 132 00:06:14.279 --> 00:06:17.399 smoker's cough. It's so weird, cough a lot I do. 133 00:06:17.519 --> 00:06:19.879 I don't. I think it's allergies. I don't know. I've 134 00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:22.480 had everything done, but maybe it's maybe it's like a 135 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:24.600 Benjamin Button thing where if you started smoking, you would 136 00:06:24.639 --> 00:06:27.079 stop coughing. Probably. Well, no, you know what I think 137 00:06:27.079 --> 00:06:27.319 it is. 138 00:06:27.360 --> 00:06:29.439 I think it's because I'm so damn old now that 139 00:06:29.519 --> 00:06:33.360 I'm probably getting that that acid reflux. 140 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:38.399 Oh my goodness, you guys are killing me with all 141 00:06:38.439 --> 00:06:39.000 this coughing. 142 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:41.800 Yeah, I know, we sound like a sick ward, a 143 00:06:41.959 --> 00:06:43.079 geriatric communion here. 144 00:06:44.120 --> 00:06:46.519 You know what I heard in the newsroom? 145 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:49.199 What was that that there is a virus going around 146 00:06:49.279 --> 00:06:51.079 called the six week cough? 147 00:06:51.879 --> 00:06:53.759 That is that the medical name of it? 148 00:06:53.920 --> 00:06:56.879 Well, no, it's like the nickname when people get a cough. 149 00:06:57.480 --> 00:06:59.240 I don't think this is it. This is the sheer 150 00:06:59.360 --> 00:07:04.800 like something like down the long pipe that one of 151 00:07:04.839 --> 00:07:08.600 my co workers has that has been coffee for like 152 00:07:08.639 --> 00:07:10.800 three weeks and apparently it lasts six weeks. 153 00:07:10.839 --> 00:07:12.319 I'm like, oh my god, hey, coughing. 154 00:07:12.439 --> 00:07:14.600 That sounds like a fake disease. That like a smoker 155 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:17.480 said to like cover the fact that they were always coughing. 156 00:07:17.800 --> 00:07:18.399 No, you know. 157 00:07:18.959 --> 00:07:21.319 You know what's so crazy to me is when people 158 00:07:21.319 --> 00:07:23.519 get lung cancer and they say I've never had a 159 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:24.639 cigarette in my life. 160 00:07:25.079 --> 00:07:27.120 Yeah, It's like, well, cigarettes aren't the only thing that 161 00:07:27.199 --> 00:07:27.959 caused lung cancer. 162 00:07:28.040 --> 00:07:30.680 True, I know, but that's like I was a bummer, 163 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:33.399 you know, like I worked hard not to be that 164 00:07:33.439 --> 00:07:36.120 guy that got lung cancer because I didn't smoke. I 165 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:37.000 got it anyway. 166 00:07:37.160 --> 00:07:39.480 Wow, I'm so depressed right now. 167 00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:42.360 All right, let's let's get happy. Let's music, music, music, 168 00:07:43.199 --> 00:07:44.199 We're I. 169 00:07:44.120 --> 00:07:45.720 Know, I want to keep me do you want to 170 00:07:45.759 --> 00:07:48.519 keep the moment going instead of bringing it down? And 171 00:07:48.600 --> 00:07:52.519 said the dumbster fire that it is right now? 172 00:07:54.120 --> 00:07:55.560 There we go. 173 00:07:56.800 --> 00:07:59.160 So you know who Chloe Finamin is. 174 00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:02.600 Chloe Spiderman. She a new Castle. 175 00:08:02.800 --> 00:08:04.759 She's been on for a couple of years now on SNL. 176 00:08:04.800 --> 00:08:05.839 She's really funny. 177 00:08:06.319 --> 00:08:07.800 I probably would recognize her. 178 00:08:07.920 --> 00:08:09.680 She got kicked out of a room in a New 179 00:08:09.759 --> 00:08:12.160 York City restaurant for walking up to Demi Moore and 180 00:08:12.199 --> 00:08:15.199 saying hello because they thought she was just some random 181 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:17.439 and she was. She pulled the don't you know who 182 00:08:17.519 --> 00:08:17.759 I am? 183 00:08:17.800 --> 00:08:21.199 I'm on snl. I'm not just some commoner, and why 184 00:08:21.199 --> 00:08:22.319 would you get kicked out for that? 185 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:25.319 Anyways, even after that, she got kicked out, Yeah, the 186 00:08:25.680 --> 00:08:29.079 matre d said, pleased Lee she was. She was in 187 00:08:29.079 --> 00:08:31.720 a private room eating with her dog. You know that 188 00:08:31.759 --> 00:08:34.759 little tiny she takes that dog. 189 00:08:34.759 --> 00:08:37.799 Every She was alone with the dog in a private room, 190 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:39.720 and she got kicked out for even if she was 191 00:08:39.759 --> 00:08:42.120 a commoner, I can't believe they kick her out over that. 192 00:08:42.320 --> 00:08:44.840 I'd like them to try doing that with me. 193 00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:48.320 I would like to make it to that level of society. 194 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:50.519 I would not That sounds awful, that sounds terrible. 195 00:08:50.879 --> 00:08:52.879 Eating alone with your dog, Oh my god, I. 196 00:08:52.879 --> 00:08:54.960 Me and elis the best time ever. 197 00:08:55.320 --> 00:08:55.519 Yeah. 198 00:08:55.559 --> 00:08:56.799 But if someone came up to you'd be like, oh 199 00:08:56.879 --> 00:08:58.879 my god, take a seat, sit down, get whatever you like. 200 00:08:59.000 --> 00:09:01.559 I know that's totally that's how it would happen. 201 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:03.879 Is Demi Moore widely loved or she kind of hated? 202 00:09:03.919 --> 00:09:04.879 What did you do with my bad? 203 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:07.840 She's been doing She's just been doing it so long. 204 00:09:08.080 --> 00:09:10.000 Was she like rude or no? 205 00:09:10.519 --> 00:09:11.799 You know what, you got to give it to them. 206 00:09:11.799 --> 00:09:14.279 Sometimes you just don't want to be photographed. Maybe she 207 00:09:14.399 --> 00:09:16.720 was there like not as fancy as she. 208 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:19.120 Normally have a restaurants kind of crazy though. 209 00:09:19.200 --> 00:09:22.840 Well maybe she didn't, but maybe the Max she like 210 00:09:23.799 --> 00:09:24.799 to secure that she. 211 00:09:24.720 --> 00:09:27.080 Comes back because she she actually did say she was 212 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:29.399 really nice and she said hello, and the matro g 213 00:09:29.600 --> 00:09:30.360 then came in and. 214 00:09:31.799 --> 00:09:33.639 Oh no, not at all. I think she's probably a 215 00:09:33.679 --> 00:09:34.799 delight who. 216 00:09:34.639 --> 00:09:37.240 Knows somewhat somewhat. 217 00:09:38.200 --> 00:09:42.000 Speaking of Demi Moore, she is People Magazine's World's most 218 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:44.480 Beautiful person. She's sixty two. 219 00:09:44.960 --> 00:09:45.759 I love it. 220 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:48.639 I love it. 221 00:09:49.759 --> 00:09:51.360 She is hot the world. 222 00:09:51.519 --> 00:09:52.240 I jumped the fence. 223 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:55.279 That's crazy in the world she is. 224 00:09:55.320 --> 00:09:57.360 She is great for age. But the most beautiful person 225 00:09:57.360 --> 00:10:06.039 in the world is now Doorman Young May absolutely mos currently, Yes, Armis. 226 00:10:06.200 --> 00:10:09.480 Did you see Blonde the Marilyn Monroe. 227 00:10:09.679 --> 00:10:11.720 Oh yeah, I did not like it. I did any 228 00:10:11.919 --> 00:10:15.440 It was weird and it was very weird. I think 229 00:10:15.799 --> 00:10:20.240 I think neck up the carpenter. No, neck up, Angelina Jolie. 230 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:25.039 No, she still looks really great. I just saw her up. 231 00:10:25.120 --> 00:10:28.440 She's way too cut paper on her cheekbones. 232 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:31.360 Yeah, I know, it's like that's a beautiful face. 233 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:36.000 Yeah, objectively, subjectively it's a little severe for me. 234 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:41.240 It was just very it's different. But it's also when 235 00:10:41.240 --> 00:10:43.200 you put it all together, all the pieces, the big 236 00:10:43.279 --> 00:10:46.159 lips and the the little nose and everything, it just 237 00:10:46.159 --> 00:10:46.960 looks so beautiful. 238 00:10:48.720 --> 00:10:50.399 Do you want to hear Laura? 239 00:10:51.879 --> 00:10:52.679 Try not to gag? 240 00:10:53.679 --> 00:10:54.039 Why? 241 00:10:54.279 --> 00:10:55.679 Oh did you see? Did you get the text I 242 00:10:55.679 --> 00:10:56.480 sent you the other night? 243 00:10:57.039 --> 00:10:57.120 No? 244 00:10:57.320 --> 00:11:00.840 I refused to open it. What I will in things 245 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:01.320 from you? 246 00:11:01.480 --> 00:11:01.759 Fine? 247 00:11:02.519 --> 00:11:05.440 I'm leading because you always send me throw up videos 248 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:05.960 and I can't. 249 00:11:06.159 --> 00:11:08.320 It's not a throwout videos, it's something similar. 250 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:11.360 It's something it was somebody eating some like crazy stuff 251 00:11:11.720 --> 00:11:13.039 and I'm like, I don't want to see it happen. 252 00:11:13.120 --> 00:11:15.879 Yeah, it was like it was like petrified fish. 253 00:11:15.279 --> 00:11:18.240 Oh yeah, because that was hilarious. 254 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:20.919 We'll cause puking and I can't deal with that. Well, 255 00:11:21.080 --> 00:11:23.759 so I just to make right on out of that one. 256 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:27.840 So here are some gross movie facts from TV shows 257 00:11:27.840 --> 00:11:28.279 and movies. 258 00:11:28.399 --> 00:11:30.480 Okay, are you ready bring them all? 259 00:11:31.360 --> 00:11:33.759 Did you guys see The paper Boy with Nicole Kimmen 260 00:11:33.799 --> 00:11:34.519 and Zach Effron? 261 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:35.600 No? 262 00:11:36.120 --> 00:11:36.639 Should we? 263 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:39.759 It was good. It sounds like a graduate stufle. 264 00:11:39.960 --> 00:11:41.000 Yeah, is that what it is? 265 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:45.399 It's not like Baby Girl that she's in currently now 266 00:11:45.440 --> 00:11:48.480 that just came a graduates. 267 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:50.759 I was weird, but I liked it. 268 00:11:51.360 --> 00:11:53.679 I don't like those style. I don't like that narrative. 269 00:11:53.840 --> 00:11:54.320 For now. 270 00:11:54.440 --> 00:11:58.120 It's those older, older women that are into younger men thing. 271 00:11:58.960 --> 00:12:01.519 Hey, no, I'm not hating on real Laura, but like. 272 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:08.840 Filming The Paper Boy too substance too Yeah, Oh my god, 273 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:12.840 So Nicole kimmen peede on Zach Effron for real in 274 00:12:12.879 --> 00:12:14.480 the jellyfish scene in The Paperway. 275 00:12:14.799 --> 00:12:18.759 Oh you got to keep it real, you don't. 276 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:21.000 Yeah, you got to get a real reaction. 277 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:23.320 Not that authentic nick That was brilliant. 278 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:27.600 Nicholas cage a live cockroach for vampires kiss. Oh, that's fine, 279 00:12:27.639 --> 00:12:30.799 absolutely disgusting. Will Ferrell had to film the spaghetti scene 280 00:12:30.799 --> 00:12:33.320 in Elf twice because he threw up during the first scene. 281 00:12:34.039 --> 00:12:36.559 Does he in El? I've known? Okay, that's another movie 282 00:12:36.600 --> 00:12:38.639 I've never watched Elf. 283 00:12:39.200 --> 00:12:42.279 Funny, what's wrong with So he pours a bunch of 284 00:12:42.360 --> 00:12:45.320 maple syrup on top of the bowl played spaghetti, and 285 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:48.080 then he puts a bunch of marshmallows chocolate sauce, and 286 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:51.440 he cracks a pop tart in two and then like 287 00:12:51.480 --> 00:12:53.720 scoops it all up and shovels in his mouth. Then 288 00:12:55.440 --> 00:12:57.840 he throws up. Well, that was the first take they did. 289 00:12:57.879 --> 00:12:58.600 I guess he threw up. 290 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:01.799 Yeah, how Bury didn't shower or take a bath for 291 00:13:01.840 --> 00:13:05.960 two weeks to get into the character for Jungle Fever Ooh, 292 00:13:06.360 --> 00:13:09.159 Night of the Living Dead. The human remains the zombies 293 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:11.799 had to eat were made of ham and sheep organs 294 00:13:12.200 --> 00:13:13.840 covered in chocolate syrup. 295 00:13:14.039 --> 00:13:17.000 That's cool. Gross. 296 00:13:17.399 --> 00:13:20.559 When Gunnar Hansen played leather Face in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 297 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:22.919 he wasn't allowed to wash his costume. He wore it 298 00:13:22.919 --> 00:13:26.000 for twelve hours a day in over one hundred degree weather. 299 00:13:27.360 --> 00:13:29.759 That is enough to make me throw it right. That 300 00:13:29.879 --> 00:13:34.159 is disgusting. And during the family dinner scene in the 301 00:13:34.200 --> 00:13:37.840 Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the table was set with real rotting 302 00:13:37.960 --> 00:13:41.639 animal carcasses. They filmed for twenty six straight hours in 303 00:13:41.759 --> 00:13:43.120 over one hundred degree heat. 304 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:44.320 Disgusting. 305 00:13:44.759 --> 00:13:48.639 Danny DeVito ate raw bluefish and Batman returns mixed with 306 00:13:48.759 --> 00:13:54.679 mouthwash and spiralina, which is algae. Christian Bale ate real 307 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:56.960 maggots in Rescue Dawn. 308 00:13:56.519 --> 00:13:59.440 I know, I think I'd do that if I had 309 00:13:59.480 --> 00:14:00.480 to apart. 310 00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:01.559 I don't. 311 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:07.000 They're just like little white things. That's not the worst 312 00:14:07.080 --> 00:14:08.519 kind of thing to put around. 313 00:14:08.840 --> 00:14:11.639 Also, they can make you sick, absolutely sure. 314 00:14:12.440 --> 00:14:14.759 Well, hey, it's for art, it's for the art, it's 315 00:14:14.759 --> 00:14:15.399 for the art. 316 00:14:15.480 --> 00:14:17.320 I don't know if there's anything that artistic about eating 317 00:14:17.360 --> 00:14:21.320 maggots and stuff. So okay, never. 318 00:14:22.639 --> 00:14:23.919 Now I have illicit songs. 319 00:14:24.200 --> 00:14:27.200 God, this coughing thing I want to throw I want 320 00:14:27.200 --> 00:14:28.120 to tear my throw it out. 321 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:29.240 Are you gonna be all right. 322 00:14:31.279 --> 00:14:31.399 That? 323 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:33.480 Are you going to have an episode? Do you need it? 324 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:33.639 No? 325 00:14:33.720 --> 00:14:36.720 I don't need an episode. I didn't just go away. Okay, 326 00:14:36.919 --> 00:14:37.360 you knew me. 327 00:14:37.559 --> 00:14:40.480 It might surprise you that these popular songs were written 328 00:14:40.519 --> 00:14:47.759 by other popular artists. Here are some highlights. Until the 329 00:14:47.759 --> 00:14:50.440 World Ends, which I love That song by Britney Spears 330 00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:54.759 was written by Kesha. Forget You by Cee Lo Green 331 00:14:54.840 --> 00:14:56.039 was written by brune O Mars. 332 00:14:56.039 --> 00:14:58.480 Okay, so does Bruno Mars get money from that song? 333 00:14:58.559 --> 00:15:01.440 Obviously if he's a for writing it, I would think 334 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:04.120 so he'll get royalties of something kind unless he sold 335 00:15:04.159 --> 00:15:04.919 the rights to it. 336 00:15:06.720 --> 00:15:11.200 Irreplaceable by Beyonce was written by Neo Get The Party 337 00:15:11.240 --> 00:15:13.960 Started by Pink was written by four non blonde singer 338 00:15:14.039 --> 00:15:17.759 Linda Perry. Little Things by One Direction was written by 339 00:15:17.879 --> 00:15:22.039 Ed Sheeran breakaway for Kelly Clarkson was written by Avril Levine. 340 00:15:22.240 --> 00:15:25.080 I thought it was about her life story. I thought 341 00:15:25.120 --> 00:15:25.759 she wrote that. 342 00:15:28.159 --> 00:15:30.480 Manic Monday by the Bengals was written by. 343 00:15:30.399 --> 00:15:33.200 Prince Oh that's a cool factuoid. 344 00:15:34.440 --> 00:15:38.240 Can you handle it? By Usher was written by Robin Thick. 345 00:15:39.159 --> 00:15:41.559 Oh, okay, okay, he's got some rhythm. 346 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:43.159 And then what happened to Usher? Actually? 347 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:44.480 And Thick? 348 00:15:45.320 --> 00:15:45.759 He's dead? 349 00:15:47.240 --> 00:15:51.159 Robin Thick die? No, the dad died, Alan think, Alan Thick. 350 00:15:51.279 --> 00:15:53.399 That's sorry, Robin, Well, what happened to Usher? He was 351 00:15:53.440 --> 00:15:54.919 all big and then he just disappeared. 352 00:15:55.000 --> 00:15:58.879 Yeah, I don't know. And then You'll always find your 353 00:15:58.919 --> 00:16:01.480 way back home. By Miley Cyrus was written by Taylor 354 00:16:01.600 --> 00:16:04.679 Swift and Boys Like Girl singer Martin Johnson. 355 00:16:05.200 --> 00:16:06.639 That feels like almost an insult. 356 00:16:06.679 --> 00:16:08.639 Now do you know that song? 357 00:16:08.840 --> 00:16:08.960 No? 358 00:16:09.240 --> 00:16:14.279 Okay, so that's kind of an obscure song. Okay, we 359 00:16:14.360 --> 00:16:16.480 have a guest coming on tonight's show. We're gonna bring 360 00:16:16.519 --> 00:16:21.759 her up after we discuss that night that unfolded on Friday. 361 00:16:22.159 --> 00:16:27.559 Because it was if you were tagging along with us, yes, 362 00:16:27.679 --> 00:16:33.200 you either would have been entertained, horrified, embarrassed. 363 00:16:34.279 --> 00:16:35.679 Or just completely laughing. 364 00:16:35.879 --> 00:16:41.519 I was all four were He was just perpetually embarrassed me. Yeah. Yeah. 365 00:16:41.559 --> 00:16:44.759 So after we talk about what happened with you guys 366 00:16:44.759 --> 00:16:47.279 being our wingman to try to find days Mey. 367 00:16:47.159 --> 00:16:49.679 And Marie, which we didn't, but we're. 368 00:16:49.480 --> 00:16:54.639 Gonna talk to Jocelyn Hatfield from sd Pride and she's 369 00:16:54.679 --> 00:16:57.600 gonna tell us of a super special festival that's coming 370 00:16:57.679 --> 00:17:01.799 up next month and also tell us the big headliners 371 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:03.679 for the big big Pride festival. 372 00:17:03.679 --> 00:17:04.039 Awesome. 373 00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:06.519 Yeah, So we're gonna and then just some other roots 374 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:08.880 and stuff and it's just gonna be great. So hang 375 00:17:08.920 --> 00:17:13.279 on for that, all right, So do you want me 376 00:17:13.559 --> 00:17:17.759 here all set the scene? You can add the comments. 377 00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:20.559 Do we have any Death March music that you can 378 00:17:21.880 --> 00:17:22.559 really doubt it? 379 00:17:22.799 --> 00:17:23.000 Well? 380 00:17:23.920 --> 00:17:26.720 Good play. Just start your story. I'll see I can 381 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:28.920 find Oh boy. 382 00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:31.720 This all started on the radio, on the radio. Look 383 00:17:31.759 --> 00:17:32.799 at me, I'm still on radio. 384 00:17:32.799 --> 00:17:36.480 This all start on the podcast when we were talking 385 00:17:36.480 --> 00:17:39.920 about being single, and I was talking about my roommate 386 00:17:39.960 --> 00:17:42.960 also being single. At one thing led to another. Eric 387 00:17:43.000 --> 00:17:46.440 and Brian agreed to come out with me and Marie 388 00:17:46.559 --> 00:17:49.559 on a Friday or Saturday night to a hot happening 389 00:17:49.640 --> 00:17:53.880 place and be our wingman and try to help us 390 00:17:54.200 --> 00:17:59.119 navigate and possibly get a number, find a guy, you know, 391 00:17:59.200 --> 00:18:03.240 if you find someone cute, maybe like do the walk 392 00:18:03.319 --> 00:18:05.400 up to the guys that she thinks you're a cute 393 00:18:05.480 --> 00:18:05.920 kind of thing. 394 00:18:05.960 --> 00:18:09.480 Who knows, you know. That was just that was the plan, and. 395 00:18:09.480 --> 00:18:11.799 I had some great ideas on things I was going 396 00:18:11.880 --> 00:18:13.279 to say as your wingman. 397 00:18:13.039 --> 00:18:15.480 None of which were. It worked, but that was not 398 00:18:15.559 --> 00:18:18.000 in that crowd or in any other crowd. 399 00:18:18.599 --> 00:18:22.119 We get to University Heights, which is a great area, 400 00:18:22.279 --> 00:18:28.000 great great area, and the bar parking. 401 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:30.039