WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.280 --> 00:00:01.960 What are you so pensive about, Harriet? 2 00:00:02.279 --> 00:00:04.320 What does pences mean? And maybe I can tell you. 3 00:00:04.440 --> 00:00:06.960 What it means? Dreamily, thoughtful, You've. 4 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:07.679 Got the right word. 5 00:00:08.279 --> 00:00:10.640 I'm just thoughtfully dreaming of those lucky people who are 6 00:00:10.679 --> 00:00:12.560 going to be thrilled this Christmas when they receive the 7 00:00:12.599 --> 00:00:16.199 perfect gift, the solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever, 8 00:00:16.519 --> 00:00:17.640 International Sterling. 9 00:00:38.200 --> 00:00:41.600 The Solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever is International 10 00:00:41.719 --> 00:00:46.600 Sterling from Hollywood International Silver Company, creators of International Sterling, 11 00:00:46.880 --> 00:00:50.399 presents the Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, starting America's favorite 12 00:00:50.439 --> 00:01:13.719 young couple, Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Hilliar. It's uphill all 13 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:15.599 the way from the bus stop at the corner to 14 00:01:15.640 --> 00:01:17.599 the Nelson's house at eighteen forty seven. 15 00:01:17.680 --> 00:01:18.920 Rogers rode a. 16 00:01:18.879 --> 00:01:21.680 Good hard climb, especially at the end of a long day. 17 00:01:22.640 --> 00:01:25.439 Let's say, look at Ozzie Nelson coming up the grade, 18 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:30.040 knees pounding up and down like pistons, elbows working, chin up, 19 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:32.000 nose out, cutting the wind. 20 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:36.040 Oh, he's in great form tonight. And look at that man, 21 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:36.879 goes fools. 22 00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:40.000 Mean, now he's approaching the house and he turns in 23 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:45.000 without flowing down a fast banking turn wants that loose 24 00:01:45.040 --> 00:01:45.719 board on the step. 25 00:01:45.799 --> 00:01:47.239 Ozzie. 26 00:01:47.959 --> 00:01:50.920 Oh, he jumped right over it like a man with wings. 27 00:01:50.959 --> 00:01:53.359 He's on the board. He threw the door and into 28 00:01:53.439 --> 00:01:53.920 the house. 29 00:01:58.359 --> 00:02:01.799 Allry it goodness. 30 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:04.840 Oh nobody, it's just so nice and Chris bout I 31 00:02:04.920 --> 00:02:06.079 felt like walking fast. 32 00:02:06.359 --> 00:02:08.479 It's a lot of fun walking up that hill real fast. 33 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:10.199 I dare you to tell that to the mailman. 34 00:02:10.639 --> 00:02:13.240 No, no, I really mean. It sends the blood surging 35 00:02:13.319 --> 00:02:17.400 to you. What's the matter? What do you mean for 36 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:18.080 your face? 37 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:21.199 You're asking a question or registering a complaint. 38 00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:26.280 Now you seem to be terribly concerned about something. 39 00:02:26.520 --> 00:02:28.479 Oh, I'm just a little bit worried. 40 00:02:28.520 --> 00:02:29.759 I guess worried. 41 00:02:29.800 --> 00:02:30.240 What about? 42 00:02:30.599 --> 00:02:30.759 Want? 43 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:31.879 Nothing important? Really? 44 00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:33.960 Now, If it's important enough to worry about, then it 45 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:34.840 must be important. 46 00:02:35.039 --> 00:02:36.319 Honestly, it really isn't. 47 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:36.680 Now, Harry. 48 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:38.199 The worst thing in the world to do is to 49 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:40.840 keep your troubles to yourself. Do you have any worries? 50 00:02:40.879 --> 00:02:41.840 Get them out in the open. 51 00:02:42.479 --> 00:02:44.360 Nine times out of ten you find out you didn't 52 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:45.560 have anything to worry about in. 53 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:46.120 The first place. 54 00:02:46.240 --> 00:02:47.719 Well, this isn't anything like that, dear. 55 00:02:47.879 --> 00:02:49.879 Well, any kind of a worry is a treacherous thing, 56 00:02:50.719 --> 00:02:53.879 does things to you, beat you down, wears you down 57 00:02:53.919 --> 00:02:54.719 to a frazzle. 58 00:02:54.840 --> 00:02:57.520 I appreciate your concern, you, but really I'm concerned. 59 00:02:57.879 --> 00:02:59.719 I think I want people to go around saying, look 60 00:02:59.719 --> 00:03:02.360 at that guy, he's married to a frazzle. 61 00:03:04.599 --> 00:03:04.759 Man. 62 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:05.599 Now what's buying? 63 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:08.879 Well, okay, I went down to the emporium today and 64 00:03:08.919 --> 00:03:10.840 I saw some drapes I thought would look nice in 65 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:11.479 our living room. 66 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:14.560 Is that all? Oh, for goodness sakes, Harry, We're not 67 00:03:14.599 --> 00:03:16.879 living in the Middle Ages. You know what do you mean? 68 00:03:16.919 --> 00:03:17.080 Dear? 69 00:03:17.599 --> 00:03:19.919 You were afraid that I, the Lord. 70 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:22.240 Of the manor, would chop off your head just because 71 00:03:22.280 --> 00:03:23.400 you looked at some new drapes. 72 00:03:23.439 --> 00:03:24.240 Well, not exactly. 73 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:25.280 What did you think? 74 00:03:25.319 --> 00:03:27.400 I do have a fit of temper, throw a tantrum 75 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:31.840 and rant and rave silly thing to worry about. You 76 00:03:31.919 --> 00:03:35.400 have my full permission to go downtown tomorrow and buy. 77 00:03:35.159 --> 00:03:35.879 The new drapes. 78 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:36.639 Thank you, dear. 79 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:38.439 Now, is that all you're worried about. 80 00:03:39.039 --> 00:03:41.680 No, I'm worried about how they'll look when they're delivered. 81 00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:47.439 I already bought them this afternoon. I was just afraid 82 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:49.240 the color might not be quite right. 83 00:03:49.680 --> 00:03:51.560 Worried about it won't do any good. Why don't you 84 00:03:51.560 --> 00:03:54.039 wait and see? You liked them when you saw them 85 00:03:54.039 --> 00:03:55.479 down at the emporium, didn't you. 86 00:03:55.560 --> 00:03:57.919 Well, yes, but suppose they don't look as good in 87 00:03:57.960 --> 00:04:00.120 our living room as they did in the emporium. 88 00:03:59.680 --> 00:04:02.919 Window, then maybe the emporium will let us move into 89 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:04.599 their window. 90 00:04:04.919 --> 00:04:08.159 So they're pretty expensive the awfuls it turned out badly. 91 00:04:08.360 --> 00:04:11.080 Look, you're not gonna help anybody worrying about They'll probably 92 00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:12.680 be the best rapes we ever. 93 00:04:12.479 --> 00:04:13.800 Had, Is that you boys? 94 00:04:13.919 --> 00:04:14.120 Yeah? 95 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:16.519 Mom us, Yes, it's us. 96 00:04:16.879 --> 00:04:18.600 What do you guys go down in the mouth about? 97 00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:20.480 What's going on around here today? 98 00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:23.120 David an arithmetic test to Danny's. 99 00:04:22.720 --> 00:04:24.720 Worried Did you have a test too? 100 00:04:25.519 --> 00:04:25.720 No? 101 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:26.839 Not me, just David? 102 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:29.560 And what are you so worried about? Nothing? 103 00:04:30.040 --> 00:04:34.240 I'm just telling David, Well, why are you so worried 104 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:35.279 about your arithmetic test? 105 00:04:35.399 --> 00:04:35.680 David? 106 00:04:35.920 --> 00:04:38.079 Because arithmetic is my worst subject? 107 00:04:38.279 --> 00:04:40.639 Do you think you failed? I don't know. They won't 108 00:04:40.639 --> 00:04:41.600 tell us to tomorrow. 109 00:04:41.759 --> 00:04:43.680 Then what's the sense of worrying about it? 110 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:46.000 Because arithmetic is my worst subject? 111 00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:46.759 All right? 112 00:04:46.800 --> 00:04:49.120 And since you know that arithmetic is your worst subject, 113 00:04:49.120 --> 00:04:50.839 did you study everything you were supposed to know? 114 00:04:50.920 --> 00:04:51.399 On the test. 115 00:04:51.560 --> 00:04:52.160 Oh sure. 116 00:04:52.439 --> 00:04:54.680 And did you concentrate while you were taking it? 117 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:55.160 Of course? 118 00:04:55.240 --> 00:04:58.600 Pop? Did you go back and check all your problems? Everyone? 119 00:04:58.879 --> 00:05:01.800 All right? You did all those things. And why isn't 120 00:05:01.800 --> 00:05:04.040 it logical to assume you have nothing to worry about? 121 00:05:04.240 --> 00:05:06.560 Because arithmetic is my worst subject? 122 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:09.759 Don't you see, David, If you did everything you possibly 123 00:05:09.800 --> 00:05:11.920 could to pass the test, there's no point in worrying 124 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:12.360 about it. 125 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:14.639 You did the best you could. That's all you can do. 126 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:15.199 Well. 127 00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:17.800 I never looked at it that way, Pop, I guess 128 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:18.160 you're right. 129 00:05:18.279 --> 00:05:19.120 Of course, I'm right. 130 00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:22.160 I probably passed the test. Okay, maybe I even got 131 00:05:22.160 --> 00:05:22.560 a hundred. 132 00:05:22.720 --> 00:05:24.399 That's possible. Thanks Pop. 133 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:25.800 I won't worry about it anymore. 134 00:05:25.959 --> 00:05:26.959 That's the spirit, son. 135 00:05:27.319 --> 00:05:30.000 But just in case I didn't pass, Ricky, you better 136 00:05:30.079 --> 00:05:34.839 keep on worrying. How Keen is golonging back until the 137 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:37.480 football around? Okay, come on, I'll get the ball. 138 00:05:37.600 --> 00:05:39.800 I have to give you credit, Dear, you're really the 139 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:41.399 happy gloom chaser tonight. 140 00:05:41.519 --> 00:05:44.560 I never saw such a family of warriors, even the boys. 141 00:05:45.319 --> 00:05:47.199 You must get it from your side of the family. 142 00:05:48.079 --> 00:05:50.079 Then your father used to worry a lot. 143 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:52.600 Yes he did, Dear, Every time I went out with you. 144 00:05:58.079 --> 00:06:00.480 It's only worried about that old Gilapia I used to 145 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:01.519 drive you around there. 146 00:06:01.639 --> 00:06:04.319 No, he just couldn't understand why you didn't have a steering. 147 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:07.480 Wheel, David. 148 00:06:07.560 --> 00:06:10.360 Just like your father, David worries about his arithmetic test, 149 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:12.600 yet he knows he has everything possible to pass it. 150 00:06:13.160 --> 00:06:15.519 You worry about your new drapes being the wrong color 151 00:06:15.519 --> 00:06:16.800 and you haven't even put him up yet. 152 00:06:16.839 --> 00:06:18.839 Well that's easy enough to say, dear, but you can't 153 00:06:18.839 --> 00:06:21.120 turn worries off and on like a faucet, you know. 154 00:06:21.560 --> 00:06:23.800 Look at it this way. I took the car to 155 00:06:23.839 --> 00:06:24.759 the garage today. 156 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:27.079 I could sit here and worry that maybe it's going 157 00:06:27.160 --> 00:06:28.319 to cost a lot of money. 158 00:06:28.079 --> 00:06:28.480 To fix it. 159 00:06:28.639 --> 00:06:31.120 I hope not. With Christmas coming. We have enough expenses 160 00:06:31.199 --> 00:06:31.600 right now. 161 00:06:31.680 --> 00:06:34.079 Well, it probably won't, But suppose it does. There's no 162 00:06:34.160 --> 00:06:36.800 point worrying about it. It costs a lot of money. 163 00:06:36.839 --> 00:06:38.560 It costs a lot of money, that's all, and there's 164 00:06:38.600 --> 00:06:40.240 nothing you or I can do about it. 165 00:06:40.319 --> 00:06:40.920 I suppose. 166 00:06:40.959 --> 00:06:44.639 So you're a regular rock of Gibraltar tonight, dear. 167 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:46.639 Oh, And in case you're worried about where I'm going, 168 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:48.879 I'm going down to the drugstore and get some ice. 169 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:49.480 Cream for dessert. 170 00:06:49.560 --> 00:06:51.240 Oh, while you're down there, will you see if you 171 00:06:51.279 --> 00:06:52.560 can pick up a glamorous woman? 172 00:06:55.879 --> 00:06:58.120 There's so much the title of a magazine. 173 00:06:58.279 --> 00:07:00.360 Well, of course there. Don't you think I have enough 174 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:01.639 to worry about with the drape? 175 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:17.600 Did you want some ice cream? Mister Nelson? Mister Nelson, No, 176 00:07:17.759 --> 00:07:19.920 I'm sorry, Charlie. I was busy looking miss magazine. 177 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:22.720 What'd you say? Did you want some ice cream? Yes? Please? 178 00:07:23.120 --> 00:07:24.959 Quart of chocolate and vanilla? 179 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:25.519 Hi? 180 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:27.800 Uh oh there, Thorny. 181 00:07:27.519 --> 00:07:28.959 Harriet said I'd find you down here. 182 00:07:29.560 --> 00:07:30.439 What are you meaning there? 183 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:31.000 Oh? 184 00:07:31.319 --> 00:07:34.319 One of these silly women's magazines. Hardy asked me to 185 00:07:34.319 --> 00:07:36.560 pick it up for it. Just looking over this article, 186 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:37.199 what is it? 187 00:07:37.959 --> 00:07:38.800 Stop worrying? 188 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:43.120 Yeah, a whole big deal about people worrying? You know, 189 00:07:43.439 --> 00:07:44.279 same old junk. 190 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:47.040 Listen to this. 191 00:07:48.279 --> 00:07:51.040 We want to sweep the worry clouds from our mental 192 00:07:51.079 --> 00:07:54.399 storehouse and take a new lease on life. This guy 193 00:07:54.519 --> 00:07:57.600 claims that ninety percent of all people worry ninety percent 194 00:07:57.639 --> 00:07:58.160 of the time. 195 00:07:58.680 --> 00:07:59.680 Do you believe that, Thorny? 196 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:00.519 I don't know why. 197 00:08:00.720 --> 00:08:04.680 She may be right, Oh, it's ridiculous. You don't worry, 198 00:08:04.759 --> 00:08:06.519 especially to you. Well, of course, I do. 199 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:08.600 A matter of fact, if you want to be honest 200 00:08:08.600 --> 00:08:09.800 about it, I think everybody does. 201 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:12.879 Got a whole list of questions. Are you're supposed to 202 00:08:12.879 --> 00:08:18.160 ask yourself? Are you troubled by tension? Do you lie 203 00:08:18.199 --> 00:08:22.360 awake at night? Are you troubled by anxiety? 204 00:08:23.319 --> 00:08:26.879 Do you fear the future? Are you worried? Yes? 205 00:08:30.079 --> 00:08:33.840 Are you worried about living beyond your means? Are you 206 00:08:33.960 --> 00:08:36.120 concerned about little ailments. 207 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:37.879 Like a part of my right shoulder? Yeah? 208 00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:39.759 Yeah, that's the kind of stuff, things that people always 209 00:08:39.799 --> 00:08:41.039 worry about but seldom have. 210 00:08:41.639 --> 00:08:43.919 Do you get a sort of a shooting pain in 211 00:08:43.960 --> 00:08:45.440 your right shoulder right about here? 212 00:08:46.039 --> 00:08:46.919 It comes and goes? 213 00:08:47.440 --> 00:08:48.840 Or about every two or three minutes. 214 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:50.440 You see the honey? You even do it? 215 00:08:51.000 --> 00:08:54.000 Just suggest something that other people worry about, and right 216 00:08:54.039 --> 00:08:55.000 away you have a symptom. 217 00:08:55.039 --> 00:08:57.240 Oh I haven't got it. No, I just have it sometimes? 218 00:08:57.559 --> 00:08:58.320 Would you have at it? 219 00:08:58.559 --> 00:08:58.759 Oh? 220 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:01.440 Well, sometime, and I've been bowling a lot, or I 221 00:09:01.440 --> 00:09:04.240 happen to sleep on a pecuity position. Everybody has things 222 00:09:04.320 --> 00:09:06.519 like that, But I'm not going to worry. 223 00:09:06.320 --> 00:09:07.360 About it, that's for sure. 224 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:10.039 Here you are, mister Nelson, A quart of chocolate and vanilla. 225 00:09:10.200 --> 00:09:11.320 Oh, Thank you, Charlie. 226 00:09:11.399 --> 00:09:13.399 Now you take Charlie here. I'll bet he never worries 227 00:09:13.440 --> 00:09:14.720 about anything, do you, Charlie? 228 00:09:14.879 --> 00:09:17.120 I try not to, of course, I'm sort of a 229 00:09:17.240 --> 00:09:22.000 cheerful person by nature. But worry can be a terrible thing, gentlemen, Yes, sir, ree, 230 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:25.000 I think it's the cause of more evil dispositions than 231 00:09:25.039 --> 00:09:26.159 anything else in the world. 232 00:09:26.480 --> 00:09:28.919 Oh, sure can bring a person down. Have you ever 233 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:34.080 met my wife, mister Nelson, Oh, I don't think I have. 234 00:09:34.320 --> 00:09:35.000 Is she a worrier? 235 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:35.960 She used to be. 236 00:09:36.120 --> 00:09:36.879 Yeah. 237 00:09:37.039 --> 00:09:39.080 I'd come home of an evening and there she'd said, 238 00:09:39.159 --> 00:09:42.799 worrying and worrying. She just made everybody around her miserable, 239 00:09:42.840 --> 00:09:44.879 and you decided to do something about him. Well, sir, 240 00:09:45.039 --> 00:09:46.840 I figured the best way to make a person stop 241 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:49.120 worrying is to get his mind off it. So every 242 00:09:49.120 --> 00:09:50.919 time i'd come home and find her with a long face, 243 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:54.919 I'd give her the old worry treatment. What would you do, Charlie, Well, sir, 244 00:09:55.120 --> 00:09:57.159 I'd go out to the kitchen, get me a couple 245 00:09:57.159 --> 00:09:58.720 of ice cubes, sneak up behind her. 246 00:09:58.600 --> 00:10:03.799 And drop them right down her back. And that worked. 247 00:10:04.039 --> 00:10:05.720 Absolutely, is like a new woman. 248 00:10:06.799 --> 00:10:08.559 I met her last night for the first time since 249 00:10:08.559 --> 00:10:16.639 our divorce, and she's the happiest woman I've ever hed. Hey, 250 00:10:16.639 --> 00:10:18.200 you are must us in quart and chocolate. 251 00:10:18.279 --> 00:10:29.720 An did you get my magazine for me? 252 00:10:29.799 --> 00:10:31.919 Dereck Ozzie? 253 00:10:32.360 --> 00:10:33.919 Oh I'm sorry, what did you say? 254 00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:35.039 Did you get my magazine? 255 00:10:35.080 --> 00:10:35.200 Oh? 256 00:10:35.279 --> 00:10:37.480 Yeah? In fact, I'm just reading an article in it. 257 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:38.679 Would you like to read it? 258 00:10:38.799 --> 00:10:40.440 No, go ahead, I'll read it later. 259 00:10:40.879 --> 00:10:44.000 Yeah, what a dinner was terrific? I think I ate 260 00:10:44.039 --> 00:10:47.440 a little too much. This belt must be shrinking or 261 00:10:47.440 --> 00:10:49.519 something I have to unfasten all the time after. 262 00:10:50.200 --> 00:10:51.320 What's the article about, dear? 263 00:10:51.919 --> 00:10:53.919 Or one of those things with a list of questions 264 00:10:53.960 --> 00:10:57.480 you're spout to ask yourself. One of them, are are 265 00:10:57.519 --> 00:10:59.679 you afraid you're living beyond your means? 266 00:11:00.080 --> 00:11:00.759 Isn't everybody? 267 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:05.840 And are you slipping? Are you slipping? 268 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:07.679 There? No? 269 00:11:07.799 --> 00:11:11.759 But your pants are best nets built? 270 00:11:11.759 --> 00:11:15.600 Again I listen to this. Are you losing your old friends? 271 00:11:15.759 --> 00:11:16.759 Well? Are we? 272 00:11:16.840 --> 00:11:17.399 Of course not. 273 00:11:17.519 --> 00:11:20.200 We have the same old friends we've always had, except 274 00:11:20.200 --> 00:11:24.559 maybe they're a little older. Thornberry's, the Duncles, the Randolphs, 275 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:28.120 the Hodges, all the same old friends. Parties, outings together, 276 00:11:28.240 --> 00:11:31.240 good times. Where is it we're invited. 277 00:11:30.960 --> 00:11:31.639 For New Year's Eve? 278 00:11:31.919 --> 00:11:36.399 No place, dear, I thought you. 279 00:11:36.320 --> 00:11:38.440 Said somebody's invited us to a party or something. 280 00:11:38.600 --> 00:11:40.799 No, not that I know of. What are the other 281 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:41.879 questions in the article? 282 00:11:42.519 --> 00:11:44.360 Oh, it's silly stuff. 283 00:11:45.200 --> 00:11:50.320 Do you feel that people are avoiding you? Does it 284 00:11:50.440 --> 00:11:53.120 seem you are less popular than you once were? 285 00:11:53.519 --> 00:11:55.120 Well, that's a standard thing, isn't. 286 00:11:55.399 --> 00:11:57.759 Oh sure, But the idea of printing these things telling 287 00:11:57.799 --> 00:12:01.279 a person how to stop worrying, it's this dull, stupid stuff. 288 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:05.679 Isn't even interesting. Let me read you some more. Are 289 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:11.120 you having difficulty making new friends? Do you feel that 290 00:12:11.240 --> 00:12:13.879 old friends are deliberately avoiding you? 291 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:16.759 Silly? 292 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:17.799 What's silly about it? 293 00:12:17.879 --> 00:12:19.559 Well, for one thing, the idea of telling you to 294 00:12:19.600 --> 00:12:23.159 ask yourself these idiotic questions. I immediately assume that everybody 295 00:12:23.159 --> 00:12:25.159 who reads the magazine talks to himself. 296 00:12:25.799 --> 00:12:28.600 Wouldn't be so bad if the questions made sense. Do 297 00:12:28.639 --> 00:12:31.240 you feel that people are deliberately avoiding you? 298 00:12:32.200 --> 00:12:33.799 It's getting light there, let's go to bed. 299 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:39.320 Are all the doors locked? I think, Well, we don't 300 00:12:39.360 --> 00:12:41.240 want prowlers walking through the house. 301 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:41.840 In the middle of the night. 302 00:12:41.919 --> 00:12:42.600 Oh, I don't know. 303 00:12:42.879 --> 00:12:45.200 Was the Ricky's roller skates scattered around a prowar and 304 00:12:45.240 --> 00:12:47.519 never get past the dining room. 305 00:12:47.759 --> 00:12:51.320 Something the matter, dear, No, just got sort of a 306 00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:53.600 slight pain on my right shoulder. 307 00:13:11.399 --> 00:13:17.320 Harriet, Harriet, what's the matter to her? How long has 308 00:13:17.360 --> 00:13:20.480 it been since we've seen the randolphs Oh? 309 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:21.919 It's been quite a wild wye. 310 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:25.240 Well, didn't we invite them over a couple of weeks ago? 311 00:13:25.720 --> 00:13:28.200 Yes? We did, but they had another engagement they couldn't come. 312 00:13:29.440 --> 00:13:31.519 Doesn't that seem like a weak excuse? 313 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:36.480 How'd you happen to start thinking about the randolphs? 314 00:13:36.559 --> 00:13:36.679 Oh? 315 00:13:37.000 --> 00:13:41.200 Just lying here thinking? What was that noise? 316 00:13:42.240 --> 00:13:43.200 I didn't hear any noise? 317 00:13:44.240 --> 00:13:48.879 Sounded like a loose shingle on the roof. One of 318 00:13:48.960 --> 00:13:56.159 this roof will last through the winter sleep, Harriet? Yes, 319 00:13:56.960 --> 00:13:58.840 do you remember if I locked the garage door? 320 00:14:01.159 --> 00:14:03.519 The car isn't there there? You left it at the shop. 321 00:14:04.200 --> 00:14:07.360 Oh yeah, I can imagine all the things that mechanic's 322 00:14:07.399 --> 00:14:10.120 gonna find wrong with it, probably telling me we need 323 00:14:10.159 --> 00:14:15.240 a new motor. I wonder what a new motor costs. 324 00:14:20.240 --> 00:14:22.720 Car isn't worth that much? Drag it away to. 325 00:14:22.679 --> 00:14:26.960 The junkyard, Ozzie. 326 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:29.360 If you don't stop tossing, you're gonna fall out of bed. 327 00:14:30.159 --> 00:14:31.960 Read in the paper today about a man who rolled 328 00:14:31.960 --> 00:14:33.240 out of bed and broke his leg. 329 00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:35.679 What are you doing? 330 00:14:36.759 --> 00:14:38.240 This bed is pretty high. 331 00:14:38.279 --> 00:14:46.320 I think I'll sleep on the floor. I hope I 332 00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:48.120 can get an appointment with doctor Brown. 333 00:14:47.879 --> 00:14:50.000 Tomorrow, But for goodness, next one's more. 334 00:14:50.279 --> 00:14:59.759 This right shoulder of mine is just killing me. 335 00:15:08.440 --> 00:15:10.679 Hey, are you less popular than you used to be? 336 00:15:11.200 --> 00:15:14.559 I was until I started telling folks about International Sterling 337 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:19.000 Special New Holiday Set. Now everybody loves me, sure, because 338 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:21.159 that holiday set is the kind of Christmas present that 339 00:15:21.240 --> 00:15:23.279 makes a hero out of a guy, makes him look 340 00:15:23.360 --> 00:15:26.080 like Santa Claus in person, and it's the kind of 341 00:15:26.120 --> 00:15:30.120 present that makes a woman feel just wonderful. International Sterling 342 00:15:30.200 --> 00:15:33.559 Special Holiday Set is a twenty six piece service for four. 343 00:15:34.080 --> 00:15:35.000 There are eight tea. 344 00:15:34.799 --> 00:15:39.120 Spoons, four luncheon forks, four luncheon knives, four solid forks, 345 00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:43.600 four butter spreaders, one tablespoon and one sugarshell. Along with 346 00:15:43.639 --> 00:15:47.240 the International Sterling Set goes a handsome chest large enough 347 00:15:47.279 --> 00:15:50.000 to hold one hundred and thirty two of those shining. 348 00:15:49.679 --> 00:15:50.600 Lustrous pieces. 349 00:15:51.080 --> 00:15:54.200 The price is under one hundred dollars and you can 350 00:15:54.240 --> 00:15:57.559 buy it now and pay for it after Christmas in easy, 351 00:15:57.639 --> 00:16:02.440 convenient stages. Does that fit into everybody's Christmas plans just perfectly? 352 00:16:02.879 --> 00:16:05.279 Think how delighted mother would be if the whole family 353 00:16:05.399 --> 00:16:09.600 clubbed together and gave her this stunning international Sterling holiday set. 354 00:16:09.919 --> 00:16:11.559 Or those young friends of yours who are going to 355 00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:14.480 be married soon, wouldn't they think Santa Claus had arrived 356 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:17.279 in person when they found this magnificent set under their 357 00:16:17.320 --> 00:16:18.080 Christmas tree? 358 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:18.759 Oh? 359 00:16:18.799 --> 00:16:21.879 You bet make this Christmas the most thrilling of all 360 00:16:22.159 --> 00:16:25.200 by giving the solid silver with beauty that lives forever 361 00:16:25.759 --> 00:16:45.679 international Sterling. Remember the Ozsie of yesterday, the smiling, cheery 362 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:48.919 faced devil may care Ozzie who came striding up Rogers Road. 363 00:16:49.960 --> 00:16:52.559 Can this be the same man who cautiously picks his 364 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:56.919 way up the street wearing a belt and suspenders, galoshes 365 00:16:57.000 --> 00:17:01.159 over his rubbers, a raincoat over his top, and carrying 366 00:17:01.159 --> 00:17:02.600 an umbrella. 367 00:17:02.879 --> 00:17:03.879 Yes, sir, it's aunty. 368 00:17:04.680 --> 00:17:07.200 Now he's leaving the sidewalk and circling out into mister 369 00:17:07.240 --> 00:17:08.119 Thornberry's yard. 370 00:17:09.240 --> 00:17:12.039 Oh, I see a limb on the oak tree hangs 371 00:17:12.079 --> 00:17:14.480 over the sidewalk. It could fall on a man's head. 372 00:17:15.440 --> 00:17:19.160 Now he's walking along under the eaves of mister Thornberry's house. Well, 373 00:17:19.160 --> 00:17:21.200 there's an airplane flying over, and you never can go 374 00:17:21.319 --> 00:17:22.599 when a wheel might drop off. 375 00:17:23.680 --> 00:17:24.880 Now he slips across the. 376 00:17:24.839 --> 00:17:28.240 Lawn, up the front steps, carefully avoiding the loose board. 377 00:17:28.039 --> 00:17:39.759 And into the house. Ah is that you, Yes, yes. 378 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:42.039 Come in the living room. I watched to see the drake. 379 00:17:43.319 --> 00:17:45.000 Oh are those the ones you bought? 380 00:17:45.079 --> 00:17:45.839 I'd be lovely. 381 00:17:46.400 --> 00:17:48.000 You were right. It was silly for me to worry 382 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:48.359 about them. 383 00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:51.400 They match perfectly, don't They seem to be a little 384 00:17:51.440 --> 00:17:53.880 long and dragging back and forth on the floor is 385 00:17:53.880 --> 00:17:54.799 going to wear them out. 386 00:17:54.680 --> 00:17:58.359 You know. Now, that's the way they're supposed to be. 387 00:17:59.000 --> 00:18:00.400 Look at the material, See. 388 00:18:00.279 --> 00:18:01.119 How well they're made? 389 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:02.640 What are you doing? 390 00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:05.880 Just the feeling? This material doesn't look like it had 391 00:18:05.880 --> 00:18:08.359 cleaned very well. Some of this fabric shrinks right up 392 00:18:08.400 --> 00:18:08.839 to nothing. 393 00:18:08.880 --> 00:18:11.000 You know, well, supposed to clean very well. 394 00:18:11.039 --> 00:18:12.680 It's guaranteed, guaranteed. 395 00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:15.319 Who guaranteed the people who made it? 396 00:18:15.599 --> 00:18:18.000 What people do you know? The people who made this material? 397 00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:20.599 Well, of course I don't know. 398 00:18:20.839 --> 00:18:22.759 How do you know they'll make good on their guarantee? 399 00:18:22.839 --> 00:18:25.000 Well it's a reputable firm, I don't mean something. 400 00:18:25.039 --> 00:18:26.279 Who says they're reputable. 401 00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:28.319