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Speaker 5: Hey, everybody, welcome to the snark Tank Podcast. It's me
Speaker 5: your host, Chris, It's that Derek and that's it.
Speaker 1: It's good to be here. It's going to be here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the dual podcast that we've had four plus years.
Speaker 1: I'm a tree. I'm a tree, tree, tree, Tree, I'm
Speaker 1: a tree. Exactly did this sound the trees make tree?
Speaker 2: I didn't know the tree sounded just like Louis Armstrong. Yeah, yeah, stretch,
Speaker 2: but I'm a tree, tree tree.
Speaker 1: Russell Russell. Merry Christmas, Russell, Russell Russell. That's what they do.
Speaker 5: Marry Christmas, everybody. Jesus was not born this day. Well,
Speaker 5: isn't like March or something.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It was closer to when it was not freezing. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, Merry Christmas. I guess you have those Smiths
Speaker 2: because people are gonna give this, you know whatever, patrons
Speaker 2: might get this on Christmas. Good for you, Yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: good for you. Hope you had a good Christmas. Hope
Speaker 2: it didn't suck. Hope you didn't get fucking cold even
Speaker 2: though you deserve it.
Speaker 1: Hope you're not Jewish celebrate Christmas. I mean, don't like
Speaker 1: way more presents though, I don't fucking know ship. I
Speaker 1: don't know about Judaism.
Speaker 2: Bro I mean, well they get like they get more presents,
Speaker 2: but they get ship, right, don't they get like Dradle's
Speaker 2: and like like bench apparels, use Yamica's and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Probably got property, yeah.
Speaker 2: Property, they get settlement. Property that's there like that.
Speaker 1: It's not Christmas everybody. I hope you.
Speaker 5: I hope you got all the fucking bullshit that you
Speaker 5: wanted and I or if you're old, you just had
Speaker 5: a decent time.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, you know whatever. Yeah, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: really like I'm not a Christmas person.
Speaker 2: Really. It makes everybody fucking nervous and upset because they're
Speaker 2: broke there. It's the traffic sucks, stores suck. Everybody's on edge,
Speaker 2: and then there's like a huge, massive, like cum dump
Speaker 2: relief after it's over. So I'm like the people that
Speaker 2: really enjoy it. Who isn't it just kids because they
Speaker 2: don't have to worry about that, just enjoy it because
Speaker 2: because they're not dealing with the ship.
Speaker 5: Right, Like children have the best time during Christmas because
Speaker 5: specifically they're not thinking about that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just all gifts are coming. But like literally
Speaker 6: likes present. She likes doing presents stuff. She's like making presents.
Speaker 1: Besides that is.
Speaker 2: She like running around like collecting all the stuff, and
Speaker 2: she likes that.
Speaker 1: She likes.
Speaker 6: Good for her because that's that's that's her. I don't
Speaker 6: like crisis simply because of the fact that it's just annoying.
Speaker 6: The time of year is annoying me.
Speaker 1: It's annoying to you. Pockets are so much shallow.
Speaker 6: I've given up on Karen about that ship, dude. I
Speaker 6: started saying for Christmas in like July, that is so that.
Speaker 2: Is such as it's not it's not a ton of money.
Speaker 1: It's not a ton of money, but a Christmas saving?
Speaker 1: Is this right? I think? Is this right? I start
Speaker 1: saving earlier because I know I have a big family.
Speaker 1: I have a big like a meaty people get around me.
Speaker 6: So I'm like to alleviate this and not come to
Speaker 6: fucking December and be like, well I can't pay my insurance.
Speaker 2: But listen, though you said that it's not that much. However,
Speaker 2: you save since July. Yeah, how do you reconcile those.
Speaker 6: Like I'm not saying, like I'm not saving like seven
Speaker 6: hundred dollars pop all those months. That's crazy, But I say, like.
Speaker 1: One hundred dollars. I'm like, I'll put this aside just
Speaker 1: for Christmas. I mean I could. It's so psychotic.
Speaker 6: It's a ten person family, dude, it's a ten immediate
Speaker 6: person family.
Speaker 1: It's a lot, dude.
Speaker 2: Look man, this is why you and then.
Speaker 1: We celebrate Christmas. You get the whole time. You get
Speaker 1: the the bar speaker for the family. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: Here's the you guys had the big TV. I'm sure
Speaker 2: they already have badst surrounds sound, but just oh I
Speaker 2: didn't realize, and you just get them the sound bar
Speaker 2: and then it covers everybody because everyone sits.
Speaker 1: In the living room. It's it's crazy.
Speaker 6: Everybody gets something or people get fucking gift cards like
Speaker 6: what like she like that? Like like what do you want?
Speaker 6: You want something? Like I want this interesting things like
Speaker 6: I'm gonna get you a gift card to Target. Shut up,
Speaker 6: it's Target best by gift card. But literally loves Christmas
Speaker 6: And for her, I usually spurred for her. I usually
Speaker 6: get her something really nice because she's my partner, that's it.
Speaker 6: And like, she got me a fucking the best steam
Speaker 6: deck last year, and I was like, that's I was like,
Speaker 6: holy ship, Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: This is nice. The best steam deck.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she got me the fucking led, the fucking stupid one.
Speaker 6: I just like, I just wanted a steam deck and
Speaker 6: it's got me the one that's almost a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, cool, I guess is
Speaker 1: there a steam that's one thousand dollars is like eight
Speaker 1: hundred and something the best one. It's just that's a
Speaker 1: terrible It's I mean, I'm glad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good it's a good gift.
Speaker 5: No, No, I think I think it's a good gift. I
Speaker 5: think it's whatever. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah. To me, it's like that's a massive.
Speaker 5: Expenditure for what I think is steam deck is worth.
Speaker 5: I think the steam back is worth no more than
Speaker 5: four hundred dollars, no matter what is a part of it.
Speaker 1: You know, it's good, it's really cool.
Speaker 2: How you know how like rich people like to just
Speaker 2: buy ship that's practical but has extra on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah, I agree. I wouldn't have but I
Speaker 1: have the PS four p PS FI pro right now
Speaker 1: for the show.
Speaker 5: But like, under no circumstance was I even like remotely, Like,
Speaker 5: oh man, I really need to say.
Speaker 1: It's like it's fucking seven hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way you'd buy Why you already have
Speaker 2: a PC? Why the fuck would you buy? I have
Speaker 2: a PlayStation that runs perfectly.
Speaker 6: I just recently started playing games on my PC, and
Speaker 6: I'm like, fuck, my PSI is probably gonna collect dust.
Speaker 1: I finally got to using m AKA finally. Well it's interesting,
Speaker 1: like how many? How many?
Speaker 2: There's nothing that's compelled me that I need a PS five.
Speaker 2: I understand why you have one if you can afford one,
Speaker 2: I understand you bought one. Fuck it, but like you,
Speaker 2: uh you just because like me, even I just use
Speaker 2: a controller on my piece of.
Speaker 6: All purposes, I feel more comfortable using a controller.
Speaker 1: Well, I, like I said, I use my control on
Speaker 1: my PC.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't use it. I don't really put my
Speaker 6: PS five control on my con computer. I can, but
Speaker 6: I just like I played Final Fantasi.
Speaker 1: Controller on PC is terrible. Specifically, it is fucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah do you what do you do? You have a
Speaker 2: so I've no so I was so. I heard that
Speaker 2: the late sy was better on the PS four.
Speaker 1: Controller, but I'm just more comfortable using Xbox one me too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I pretty much defaulted Xbox whatever, the modern Xbox first
Speaker 1: like computer. I use it to dude.
Speaker 5: The PS five controller fucks everything up because there's a
Speaker 5: microphone in it and there's a speaker in it, so.
Speaker 1: Like the second you plug it in, it's like, what
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 2: Wait, you're right. Actually the PSO three I had that problem.
Speaker 2: P four two actually forgot about came out. We were
Speaker 2: having that problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was so annoying. I remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even the PS four controller is that issue. I
Speaker 2: forget forgot that has the issue with the speaker. The speaker, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I forgot that that was the connectivity issues.
Speaker 1: Was The thing is like a rounder ps.
Speaker 2: It's like a long little it's a long rounder kind
Speaker 2: of rounder. It's wider and longer, like to like it's
Speaker 2: it's it's interesting. I like that controller feel way better
Speaker 2: than the old G dual shocks. Actually it does. Yeh,
Speaker 2: like it's their best controller. I think, like from like yeah,
Speaker 2: from from like a form factor perspective. Yeah, like I
Speaker 2: think the Dual Sense is expensive and it feels premium,
Speaker 2: I guess, but it's it doesn't feel as good.
Speaker 1: I think I have no problem in any controllers and
Speaker 1: stuff for the six four the season voice, well it's
Speaker 1: pretty bad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, but that's controller. That's not a control, that's
Speaker 6: a fucking I don't like that's an armament.
Speaker 2: Do you? Is Nintendo ever going to make something that
Speaker 2: feels proper, like I know, no, Like I know they
Speaker 2: had like the pro controller for for we.
Speaker 6: Damn near an Xbox controller. Yeah, I'm just like, it's
Speaker 6: a GameCube Xbox controller. Fuck baby, Yeah, it.
Speaker 1: Just but it feels worse than both of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I don't know, it's s they make so
Speaker 2: much money. I guess it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: They're there.
Speaker 6: Part of their thing. It's obviously being different, that's like
Speaker 6: part of their I hate that. I hate that and
Speaker 6: it's like whatever, dude, Like, I don't think it's it's
Speaker 6: a controller. None of them have ever bothered me at
Speaker 6: sixty four. It's the only one that I've ever been like,
Speaker 6: this is a dumb controller? Was I was, that's my
Speaker 6: only line.
Speaker 2: It was dumb of course, Like I remember the first
Speaker 2: time because I never had a sixty four. It was
Speaker 2: whenever it was just neighbors, go to either neighbor's house,
Speaker 2: and every time I would find something, I was like,
Speaker 2: what z trigger with the there's four seas on this?
Speaker 2: Like the hold like this it was, and I was
Speaker 2: like I would hold it the way you hold every
Speaker 2: other controller, and I'm like, I can't play this game well,
Speaker 2: and then I remember I find the hold the way
Speaker 2: when I was.
Speaker 1: Like, this is so you know what I have to
Speaker 1: say about because you're getting you're trying to do mass keyboard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I give up on that so many years ago. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I give up depends on a game. I did it
Speaker 1: for like three straight months and I hated it still,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I'm not I have to
Speaker 1: when I have to.
Speaker 2: When I'm forced to, like say give a counter strike
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you kind of like that's it.
Speaker 6: You can't go on a shooting game and not use
Speaker 6: like if you're if you're like really trying to if
Speaker 6: you want to compete, if you're really trying to play it,
Speaker 6: you you gotta you know, you gotta know what unless
Speaker 6: you work a demon with the control.
Speaker 1: If you're on if you're on something like counter Strike,
Speaker 1: yeah there's no shot. Yeah. If you need something like precision,
Speaker 1: you're like, you gotta but it's like you know you
Speaker 1: gotta do man, No, man, There's something about shooting a
Speaker 1: gun by clicking, by clicking that feels like pulling a trigger.
Speaker 1: Actually feels just feel so.
Speaker 5: Much, it feels so much better, to the point where
Speaker 5: it's just like this is actually like a sizeable percentage
Speaker 5: of my enjoyment of playing games in the first place.
Speaker 1: It's just this ergonomic feeling right to.
Speaker 5: The point where it's just like I'll shoot, I'll play
Speaker 5: like Team Fogress on a you know, and I'm just like,
Speaker 5: I don't feel like, I don't feel like I'm doing anything.
Speaker 1: I don't feel dude.
Speaker 2: Especially like say, if you have one of the games
Speaker 2: where you have to like aim down your site right click,
Speaker 2: and you're like, it just feels right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, it's just.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, but again, I'm not a competitor.
Speaker 1: I don't do that. So it doesn't, but it is.
Speaker 1: I have a desk that's too it's too high, and
Speaker 1: so I can't relax. You can't.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I feel I'm actually I feel like
Speaker 2: my carbal tunnel has has tripled because of the desk
Speaker 2: and just the awkwardness of it. When I'm trying to
Speaker 2: play Mouski, like, oh, let me let me play Old
Speaker 2: Dragon Age again or something or uh like stuff like that,
Speaker 2: Like you can't get around it. You can, you can,
Speaker 2: it just it never works for me. Well when you
Speaker 2: use the map it and when you map it, it
Speaker 2: doesn't work for me.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm trying to map a game because I want
Speaker 6: to play a certain Pokemond on my steam back and
Speaker 6: I'm trying a mapping controllers I know, and I want
Speaker 6: to kill myself.
Speaker 1: I'm like, so how do people just do this? People
Speaker 1: just like oh, I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 6: It just makes me saying when I play mouse and
Speaker 6: key I put like my keyboard all the way up
Speaker 6: by like right under my monitors, and I just used
Speaker 6: I used my fucking mouse.
Speaker 1: Like this really like this. Yeah, that's so ridiculous because
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel comfortable any other way. Is that not inherent, right,
Speaker 1: that's the that's the problem for me.
Speaker 2: But I but I'm in that way, in this ridiculous
Speaker 2: way that I'm like doing this it feels comfortable.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I just fine, I guess, I guess.
Speaker 2: I mean I like to kick back, right, so exactly
Speaker 2: on the way back, I just can't. I wish that
Speaker 2: I could kick back on a mouse and key. I'm
Speaker 2: sure there's people that figure out how to do it.
Speaker 1: It's like that that world of Warcraft South Park, like iconic.
Speaker 1: I want to do that ship and I can't do.
Speaker 1: It's mainly the keys.
Speaker 2: The mouse is not as hard to just nap get
Speaker 2: or whatever, but it's the keys, especially if I need to,
Speaker 2: like if I'm trying to move with precision, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, for me, it's the key.
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't feel replacement key placement is the
Speaker 1: fun thing for me because I just don't. I'm not
Speaker 1: used to that.
Speaker 6: I'm getting better at it, but I'm still like, what
Speaker 6: the fuck is going on? Sometimes I get like dumbled
Speaker 6: up and I'm trying to I'm trying to run away
Speaker 6: from something and I'm running toward it, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 6: it's played like d I W when I run into
Speaker 6: the problem and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, because I panic, it's the D d R movement. Man.
Speaker 1: For me, it's just like.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 1: That's why my brain's kind of fine with that I
Speaker 1: played games like that, Like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I'm fine with it in the context
Speaker 5: of that, but in the context of like moving around
Speaker 5: a fucking character on screen, it's just like.
Speaker 6: This is so for third person games, like when I
Speaker 6: played because I played Resident Evil, Mouse and Key, that
Speaker 6: was like a game playing right now that I'm almost
Speaker 6: done with Evil, which one played the like them, the
Speaker 6: newer version of two, and that helped me a lot,
Speaker 6: because that's like third person games feel better when I
Speaker 6: play with them, because first person feels oddest fuck for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought would opposite.
Speaker 6: For me, it feels way more like when I played
Speaker 6: I play because I because I think for me, it's
Speaker 6: just like it's like tunnely in a way that's strange
Speaker 6: opposed to like when I play games with a third
Speaker 6: person it kind of gives me like a bit of brevity, like, oh,
Speaker 6: I kind of know what's behind me.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 5: It kind of inherently widens your field of views and
Speaker 5: kind of feel more comfortable. I kind of known because
Speaker 5: that's when I played The Division or the Division two.
Speaker 5: I think that was like a third person shooter. I
Speaker 5: remember playing that with Mass and Ky and you're like,
Speaker 5: this feels pretty good actually, But then like I think
Speaker 5: camp PC right, I don't.
Speaker 1: Maybe was that one of the silly things about that game.
Speaker 2: I feel like that was one of those sames that like,
Speaker 2: oh man, it's on sale for and I'm a retard.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's on sale for like three bucks
Speaker 2: or whatever, and I picked up and then I was like, no,
Speaker 2: support What I was like, I mean, the Division two
Speaker 2: for three bucks is a pretty it's that's a steal.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's a good game game saying no, it's very space.
Speaker 2: Some of those Ubi Soft games go on shale like
Speaker 2: it's it's a fucking steal the day after they come out.
Speaker 2: Oh by the way, uh, I couldn't look at man.
Speaker 2: I I didn't care about Star Wars, Outlaws or whatever.
Speaker 2: MENI there, but a bunch of Red Dead two stuff
Speaker 2: has been popping up in my feed because of Donkey, because.
Speaker 1: Of act Man. There's people doing there. There's a thing
Speaker 1: going on right now. Red Dead is cyclical.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It always comes around every time.
Speaker 5: It's cristy, every time it starts to become winter, Like
Speaker 5: I see the snow and it's just like I feel
Speaker 5: like people. I feel like people just want to play
Speaker 5: Red Dead two again and go through the snow. It's
Speaker 5: like my least favorite part of it, the least favorite
Speaker 5: part of the worst part of the game. Well, it's
Speaker 5: also the introduction to it gets so much better of meat. Well, No,
Speaker 5: the best part of the game is red That it's
Speaker 5: probably like Act three, like Chapter three.
Speaker 1: The second you get to Sandity, I think is like
Speaker 1: the best part. But when you like when you first
Speaker 1: get freedom to do it, right after you rob the pit,
Speaker 1: right yeah, but like then it's like the game truly
Speaker 1: begins right now, now go go have fun.
Speaker 6: But SANDONI is like when the word game the world expands.
Speaker 6: I guess it's that like big expansion into like you
Speaker 6: can go to the fucking swamp, you can alligator.
Speaker 2: You go to Blackwater and try to see how long
Speaker 2: you can survive.
Speaker 6: I went to Blackwater. I went to Blackwater by mistake.
Speaker 6: You know, mention John, When you go to black you
Speaker 6: go right by black Water. I went there by mistake
Speaker 6: one time and someone blew my horses.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you will immediately descend on you
Speaker 1: like you have six stars. It's so funny. It's so
Speaker 1: mad at me. How did you even spot me? I
Speaker 1: literally just crossed the line and then a bunch of asses.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, like, as if there's fucking CCTV of you.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy, man.
Speaker 2: Like I was watching all these cut scenes and stuff,
Speaker 2: and then there's cut scenes of of course the first
Speaker 2: one or you red red Redemption, and uh, of course.
Speaker 2: Somehow Star Wars Outlaws started getting jammed in there of
Speaker 2: people making comparisons, and I was like, this isn't fair.
Speaker 2: But I actually really started watching some of them and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god. I didn't I thought
Speaker 2: people were exaggerating, you know what I mean with like, oh,
Speaker 2: like the look at how bad the acting is the
Speaker 2: in Star Wars. I thought people like, ah, they're probably
Speaker 2: just hating its Ubi soft whatever. But I actually was like,
Speaker 2: nobody's in nobody's in the living room with me. But
Speaker 2: I'm looking around like you see this, I'm looking around
Speaker 2: like listening. I watched like a handful of the scenes
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is it real. Is somebody
Speaker 2: fucking with me? It was actually it made me kind
Speaker 2: of sad, where I was like, you know, these people
Speaker 2: are professional, I'm assuming the people that they are hiring. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I'm like, what are they telling them, like just
Speaker 2: just do whatever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, like.
Speaker 2: Cause I'm I'm assuming I'm thinking of it in a
Speaker 2: way that I'm a voice actor. I have no direction,
Speaker 2: I have no feel for the game, and so I
Speaker 2: don't know exactly what emotion I.
Speaker 1: Should be conveying. Is it that bad?
Speaker 2: It's really, it's fucking It was puzzling that, Like I
Speaker 2: met a lot of NPCs it cut scenes and stuff
Speaker 2: so I can get different takes of different people, and
Speaker 2: there was only one guy that seemed like, oh, this
Speaker 2: guy gets it. But it was just people were talking
Speaker 2: in ways that's not real, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's so unfortunate. It's not it doesn't sound like a
Speaker 2: real conversation. And of course people are contrasting with Rockstar,
Speaker 2: which makes it much worse obviously because they're.
Speaker 5: Of that there are another level they also Yeah, I
Speaker 5: mean yeah, I think comparing anything to Rockstar is unfair,
Speaker 5: just because GCA five makes them.
Speaker 1: So much money that they can just afford to just
Speaker 1: fuck off and do that. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: They were able to put GTA five out six times
Speaker 6: while they made right there too, right, they were like,
Speaker 6: let's put out this half assed, fucking stupid I think
Speaker 6: DT five story is so bad.
Speaker 1: I remember playing, but I don't think it's particular. It's
Speaker 1: very what it is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't remember any The only thing I remember
Speaker 5: was that that torture scene with Trevor. I remember when
Speaker 5: Trevor Torch is that guy because I only remember that
Speaker 5: because it was on the NWDS.
Speaker 2: Oh, I kind of forgot about it. I remember, but
Speaker 2: I also don't. But I dude, Trevor has the most
Speaker 2: memorable parts for me. I remember the other boat back
Speaker 2: was so stupid. The fact that Franklin actually gets on
Speaker 2: the car to jump onto the Why would you do
Speaker 2: that for anyone?
Speaker 1: It is It is crazy, It is insane.
Speaker 6: Just the most rememorable part is just Franklin's cousin calling
Speaker 6: him nigga, Like that is Yeah, that is the most
Speaker 6: memorable part of absolutely, Like I don't like that game.
Speaker 6: That part made me laugh my ass off. That ship
Speaker 6: made me laugh because I was like this man, just
Speaker 6: he almost got you killed like three times in prior ye.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, in any of the Grand
Speaker 2: Theft autos, have any of those stories felt really good
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 1: GJ four for me, was like really really great.
Speaker 2: Four four is probably the best story out of all
Speaker 2: of them. Probably when I'm trying to think of it,
Speaker 2: it feels the best. But also Vice City was fun.
Speaker 1: But I don't really hit if you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It didn't hit me when I was younger, and I
Speaker 5: guess it didn't hit me hit me this time, like
Speaker 5: when I played through it as an adult, But it
Speaker 5: like it was, there was way more to it than
Speaker 5: I thought.
Speaker 1: They're they're not Red Dead's stories like it's they're not.
Speaker 1: I mean, really, they're not. I'm sorry they're not.
Speaker 6: Even I think four is a good game at its best.
Speaker 6: It's nowhere near as good as Red Dead one even really, I.
Speaker 1: Think Red Dead one is very fine.
Speaker 2: I think Red Dead one is like I think, I like,
Speaker 2: I like John Marshall a lot, but I think that
Speaker 2: game is kind of like I'm talking about the story
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: I like that. Again, I think that story is very fine.
Speaker 1: I think I think Red Dead two is so much better.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 2: Well right, I think because you also you built a
Speaker 2: foundation on some like it so much better because of the.
Speaker 6: Foundation back one and it falls back into one story.
Speaker 6: That's what makes John the way he does.
Speaker 5: The ending of the ending of two, when you go
Speaker 5: to that part when it's like the epilogue and you're
Speaker 5: beginning of read.
Speaker 1: It's my least favorite part of that game.
Speaker 2: It's definitely slowest part. Well, it's also because it's an
Speaker 2: it's an epilogue. Just like say, when you're Jack in
Speaker 2: Red Dead Redemption, I don't give a fuck now it is.
Speaker 2: It is satisfying that he shoots the fuck out of
Speaker 2: that asshole, like finally I forget his name. But the
Speaker 2: one that was homies with Milton, Yeah, I like when
Speaker 2: you finally black, Like, yeah, that felt very satisfying to
Speaker 2: the you know justice and I'm like good. But also
Speaker 2: I didn't. I spent no time with Jack in Red
Speaker 2: Dead one.
Speaker 1: You see Red Dead two, I'm like, I was like,
Speaker 1: it's a little bit. He's so cute, he's.
Speaker 2: A little dumb, he's a little stupid guy because he's
Speaker 2: completely I like that they kept him pretty oblivious to
Speaker 2: the ship that's happening, but to a fault, to the
Speaker 2: point where epilogue right, and then you if you can
Speaker 2: scare Jack and lose the mission by blasting some some
Speaker 2: cod I think the guys stole something. There's like these
Speaker 2: something I forgot what it is. But an epilogue could
Speaker 2: scare Jack and that'll you'll fail. And I'm like, how
Speaker 2: at this point do you not know what your dad does?
Speaker 2: How do you not know that he blasts?
Speaker 1: It's it's fault. I hate her, everybody hates her.
Speaker 2: She's way worse than like a skylar in my opinion, dude,
Speaker 2: people hate people in my opinion, in my opinion, is
Speaker 2: way worse than you go back patrons.
Speaker 1: In her dialogue, dude, why would I She's a woman.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pay. Maybe that's the so you didn't
Speaker 1: you didn't know she was there, even her name was crazy.
Speaker 2: There is like it's particularly in the epilogue too, and
Speaker 2: and and read too. John is trying his best to
Speaker 2: do the right thing, even when it comes to protecting
Speaker 2: the farm that he's working at, and she's mad.
Speaker 1: He's mad.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's taking up He's taking up arms to defend
Speaker 2: the property. And she's mad, and I'm like, what, what
Speaker 2: do you It's infuriating way more than Skyler because.
Speaker 1: Scott, remember, I don't remember that. You probably blocked it
Speaker 1: out because you were like, I don't care. Did you
Speaker 1: play Red Dead one?
Speaker 2: Better one?
Speaker 1: All of Red Dead one?
Speaker 6: I'm talking about what I'm talking about. I'm talking about
Speaker 6: what Red Dead one is. Like why she sucks so
Speaker 6: fucking that's why? Yeah, it's she's because he's.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm trying to make a way out of no way,
Speaker 2: like I don't know the modern world clearly, bitch, and
Speaker 2: like I'm not doing function.
Speaker 6: I'm like doing stuff that's like trying to fight for
Speaker 6: my family. And he's like, all you do is cause problems.
Speaker 6: And then she literally is turning Jack against you the
Speaker 6: whole time as well too. Yeah, and then Jack is
Speaker 6: like being asshole, and You're like, I'll guess I'll just
Speaker 6: let you all die. I'll let the farm get ran
Speaker 6: over to he goes back with uncle Uncle. He goes
Speaker 6: back with his uncle, obvious because that's like his loyalty
Speaker 6: to him, but just not right in its own right.
Speaker 6: I agree with that, but like he's he's trying to
Speaker 6: do right by the people that did write by him
Speaker 6: so many times he was doing.
Speaker 5: I guess for me, Red Dead just doesn't feel real.
Speaker 5: Red Dead one doesn't feel real to me at all,
Speaker 5: Like Red That two feels a lot like very grounded
Speaker 5: to me, and then Red Dead one feels like, oh
Speaker 5: here's an It feels like I think of that phantom dude, well,
Speaker 5: the phantom guy, and then there the snake oil salesman
Speaker 5: who's like in a play, and it's like it's fun,
Speaker 5: but it's like, I can't take any of this serious.
Speaker 5: I don't care that like his wife is turning his
Speaker 5: son against him because this isn't a real person.
Speaker 1: He's got a good voice, but like I just I
Speaker 1: didn't give a ship.
Speaker 6: Red Dead two's aesthetic is very very similar to one.
Speaker 6: Is that Red Dead two you're playing as arsenal Morgan,
Speaker 6: who was not fourth Bullit.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. It is very similar. Look at those games.
Speaker 2: But he's still a follower. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I played it.
Speaker 2: I played it a couple of times. I played it
Speaker 2: once after Red Dead two. I enjoyed it quite a bit.
Speaker 2: The I just the scenes are fucking fantastic, the music's
Speaker 2: still fantastic, the missions are still pretty fun. The aesthetics
Speaker 2: are obviously shitty because it's not even that it's old,
Speaker 2: but just location wise, right, it's it's dead desert.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it it.
Speaker 2: Looks good for what it is, but unfortunately it is
Speaker 2: just the amount of terrain different options of Red Dead
Speaker 2: two is like it's it's crazy to think about it.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, this is better than Skyrim, like
Speaker 2: because I remember when Skyrim I would just be like
Speaker 2: looking up and like, holy fuck, this is cool.
Speaker 5: You see that guy, I don't know, I can't remember.
Speaker 5: I think it's any Austin or something. He does these
Speaker 5: like weird. He did a video of like trying to
Speaker 5: find Skyrim's water source. Oh no, I never thought he
Speaker 5: like like tracks tracked all the rivers to like different he.
Speaker 1: Went into caves into like the too through caves. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it like like figured.
Speaker 5: Out like where all the there's waterfalls and rivers and all,
Speaker 5: but where they come out where there's answers to a
Speaker 5: lot of it, Like they actually did think about most
Speaker 5: of it, Like it actually does come out of like
Speaker 5: like geysers, and like there's like places where it doesn't
Speaker 5: and then but then there's like places where they just
Speaker 5: give up and the water just like spreads out from
Speaker 5: two directions to flow into the different rivers.
Speaker 1: It's awesome.
Speaker 6: I've literally never thought about that. I really really want
Speaker 6: the Scrolls game. It exists some sometimes soon, but it's
Speaker 6: not I don't even think they care.
Speaker 1: I mean they care, it's it's just a matter of
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Man, people are harsh on butThe I like, but games
Speaker 5: like still so like, I don't really know what the
Speaker 5: hunger even is for Elder Scrolls because everybody seems.
Speaker 1: To hate them.
Speaker 2: Even Skyrim people scam sucks, So that's that's a silly
Speaker 2: that's silly.
Speaker 1: I feel like those are the statement, but like the
Speaker 1: reaction is well.
Speaker 5: Obviously it's not reflected in the sales obviously, right.
Speaker 2: There's the opportunists that are trying to, oh, since uh,
Speaker 2: since Starfield didn't hit as hard as uh as people
Speaker 2: thought it might have, let's let's be vultures and now pretend,
Speaker 2: like retroactively some of these games actually sucked.
Speaker 1: Or that's that's everything, dude.
Speaker 5: I think people are really spoiled in some way because
Speaker 5: and maybe it's because like we're older, but like, dude,
Speaker 5: I I see games that people say, like, man, this
Speaker 5: game sucks, right, And I look at it and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I play some of it, and I'm like, when I
Speaker 5: was a kid, this would have blew my mind. There
Speaker 5: are games that I remember playing that like I spent
Speaker 5: like money on, like like forty child dollars, which is
Speaker 5: a lot of money, you know, and I would just
Speaker 5: come home and it would be busted and it would
Speaker 5: suck and it would be nothing redeeming about it at all.
Speaker 1: And you couldn't even hope that it would get better,
Speaker 1: you know. You couldn't even hope for like, we'll fix it.
Speaker 1: It was just shit.
Speaker 5: I think about like games like if you ever put
Speaker 5: there's a game called Seeking Destroying the on the PlayStation too.
Speaker 5: It's a tank game, and I remember buying it. I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, this seems fucking cool. Rad It's there's
Speaker 5: tanks and it's got destroying the name. This is probably cool. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the worst game I've ever played, easily, Like it's worse.
Speaker 5: It's probably it's worse than et on Atari to me,
Speaker 5: because at least et is like historically interesting.
Speaker 1: I never that's fun. It's really bad. It's like it's
Speaker 1: not it's not like a I mean Atari games are terrible.
Speaker 1: Atari was like by comparison, I mean, my aur Atari
Speaker 1: was on its way out.
Speaker 2: Like I'm a I'm a little kid with barely any
Speaker 2: memories and that ship was barely working.
Speaker 1: It was on its way. It's like it's like a
Speaker 1: thirty year old dog in the corner. It was old
Speaker 1: when we opened it. It came out the box. It
Speaker 1: feels like that, doesn't it Like it feels like the
Speaker 1: Atari despite how old it was, and it couldn't have
Speaker 1: aged slowly because technology was so slow. But it feels
Speaker 1: like the second you opened the the second you opened
Speaker 1: the Atari, plugged into a TV and saw what was
Speaker 1: waiting for you. I can't imagine that people weren't immediately disappointed. Bro, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because that was that was literally over thirty five years ago.
Speaker 1: They were happy with it. They were fine. I know it, right,
Speaker 1: But think think about the Atari's older than this nigga dude.
Speaker 2: Well, sure, Relic, but it's like because I mean the
Speaker 2: ne e s came out around my age, right, but
Speaker 2: the nes the Atari was so old that like, genuinely,
Speaker 2: it's the political landscape when that game came out and
Speaker 2: they came out.
Speaker 1: Was so not even closed when it was five years later, Relic.
Speaker 5: You misunderstand, there's the everything that's on the Atari cannot
Speaker 5: exist anymore. Yeah, you have the you have the we
Speaker 5: talked about the n e s. That's like how many
Speaker 5: years ago at this point, And yes, it's like thirty
Speaker 5: thirty seven, thirty six, thirty six years ago.
Speaker 6: It's older than you definitely, it's like then you just
Speaker 6: came out, like in ninety seven, ninety eighty seven, eighty six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not the only thing I know for sure
Speaker 1: is the PlayStation because it's my birthday exactly. But I
Speaker 1: think like.
Speaker 5: There are games coming out still that emulate the nas
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. Yeah, like there you still
Speaker 5: get pixel Art games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do, not get like you don't get. You
Speaker 2: don't though you could, but you do. If you got Pong,
Speaker 2: that'd be insane, Like why at least do something different
Speaker 2: with That'd be fiong on the game.
Speaker 1: I remember, this is this is when you know what
Speaker 1: game is bad.
Speaker 2: You know, you're a kid, you don't have really any
Speaker 2: expectations other than just being fed. I play I played
Speaker 2: Pitfall on Atari. I was like, this is fucking trash.
Speaker 2: I'm a kid, and I was like this, that's the
Speaker 2: first I played as much. I don't know if you
Speaker 2: can beat the game. I don't I literally because it
Speaker 2: was just.
Speaker 1: Like you just go and I was like, wow, this
Speaker 1: this sucks.
Speaker 2: But like you know, of course, people that were older
Speaker 2: than me were probably really like fucking impressed, right, because
Speaker 2: like this is the first real like is that platform,
Speaker 2: like what it is the first.
Speaker 1: Jump on things you can jump, fall down ladders and
Speaker 1: oh snake that can be that can be a big sperm. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I'm sure people that are fucking boomers
Speaker 2: would were really impressed, like with like this is fucking
Speaker 2: cool as ship, But me, as a little kid, said
Speaker 2: no real expectations.
Speaker 1: I was still like nah.
Speaker 2: And then I have very vivid memories of my dad
Speaker 2: plugging in Super Mario two or whatever.
Speaker 1: And now that ship was drugs, I guess because you
Speaker 1: barely have a concept of the world. Now I'm seeing
Speaker 1: this weird land and dinosaurs shooting eggs at you and ship, bro,
Speaker 1: that was crazy, crazy crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Is that like once upon a time I believed in that,
Speaker 2: you know, like that could have that was like reality,
Speaker 2: you know, that was like me, that was like, oh ship,
Speaker 2: you could be Italian.
Speaker 1: Fling. Do you remember the last time you saw again
Speaker 1: that was like is that real? You know, like like
Speaker 1: the last like something like Fight Night two thousand and
Speaker 1: Uh you thought it was six where it was the
Speaker 1: first time you were like.
Speaker 2: Whoa, it looked pretty cool, like graphics. I've talked about
Speaker 2: this on the podcast before. It was the Paul Phoenix's
Speaker 2: ending in Tech and three. Oh yeah, yeah, when he
Speaker 2: gets pulled over by the cop and that shot of
Speaker 2: the cop looking over and smiling, it's.
Speaker 1: Fucking he's don't smile.
Speaker 2: He just looks like he just looks like a dickhead
Speaker 2: with his sung glass aviators on.
Speaker 1: And even to this day it looks good. It's weird.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I feel like I'm serious comparative, like it's
Speaker 2: actually still looks good.
Speaker 1: It looks way better than the game. It's a part
Speaker 1: of watch.
Speaker 2: When you see it, you're gonna be like Paul Phoenix
Speaker 2: ending Teching three.
Speaker 1: Is it pH Phoenix? Yes, it's it's regular Phoenix. It's
Speaker 1: not porn star Phoenix. No, it's not Paul Phoenix Teching.
Speaker 1: What three? It's a it's a three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there must be a porn star Phoenix, but who
Speaker 2: you talk to let music, it's like bam, bam bam.
Speaker 2: But I'll never forget it.
Speaker 1: You talk about how Paul gets fucking jypped so many times.
Speaker 1: I see, this looks pretty good.
Speaker 2: Actually, he's like one of the second best fighters in
Speaker 2: the world is one. Yes, he's a good fighter, crazy
Speaker 2: without having like the.
Speaker 1: Can pretty good for PS one. That's actually insane. For now,
Speaker 1: I imagine seeing that when it was live it happened.
Speaker 1: That actually is fucking kind of remarkable because even in
Speaker 1: that shot, like that just looks like a shot of
Speaker 1: a guy. Yeah, I mean like the lighting. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I was like, it looks like a blurry shot
Speaker 2: of a real person. See that, remember, like, no, that's
Speaker 2: kind of not mad. Picture that ship when it came out,
Speaker 2: that ship kind of.
Speaker 1: Freaked me out. All good it looked.
Speaker 6: I was like, what, holy fuck, I don't think it
Speaker 6: was if I don't if I remember, it's like so
Speaker 6: far back in my mind. But like every game, oh no, Gears.
Speaker 6: I think it was Gears, and there was moments and Gears.
Speaker 6: I was like, this looks insane. When you chain saw
Speaker 6: the couch and the couch rips apart, and I was like,
Speaker 6: oh yeah, holy shit or like what else?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: Nathan Drake.
Speaker 6: Nathan Drake shotgutnning somebody and like freaking the second game
Speaker 6: where he like blows someone's mid section out and I'm like, whoa.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't remember that guy.
Speaker 6: Well, just any time, like anytime you're finding somebody and
Speaker 6: you're punching, I'm like, well, this is realistic. I feel
Speaker 6: like people actually punch like that.
Speaker 1: Was it really that brutal? I don't remember. You don't
Speaker 1: show the blood, but it's yeah, it wasn't bloody, it was,
Speaker 1: but it was violent. It was it was violent. It
Speaker 1: was violent in the way that what is it the
Speaker 1: Hogwarts Legacy? Have I Have I showed you that?
Speaker 5: No, there's like so there's a spell in Hogwarts Legacy
Speaker 5: where it's it's some levitation thing where you can levitate
Speaker 5: enemies and slam them into the ground like four times
Speaker 5: or something like that. But like the sound and the
Speaker 5: screen shake is so much like it is so much
Speaker 5: more violent than anything.
Speaker 1: I've seen recently. Like it's kind of insane.
Speaker 5: And the fact that it is, like I guess in
Speaker 5: Harry Potter is what makes it so jarring, because maybe
Speaker 5: if it was in Grand theft auto would still be
Speaker 5: pretty violent, but it's still read this pretty graphically too
Speaker 5: viol because you can hear you can you hear like
Speaker 5: that like trying to get someone off you sound?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember, I remember being blown away by Custer's Revenge?
Speaker 2: What is that.
Speaker 1: The the historical event? What do you mean the video game?
Speaker 1: There's a Custer's Revenge? Man, what are we talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like are we talking about General Custards? And then he
Speaker 1: gets revenge on like the battle. So Custer's Revenge is
Speaker 1: a is an Atari porn game. I don't know where
Speaker 1: we're going with this. This is real. This is I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding. I'm not I'm so not joking. Look at
Speaker 1: it and look at there's YouTube videos of it. You
Speaker 1: said it's an Atari porn game.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think it's called Custer's Revenge. But like the
Speaker 2: idea is that you spem on an Indian. His name
Speaker 2: is Custard, A Custer, you know General Custard, the guy
Speaker 2: who got fucking killed at ut.
Speaker 1: Waterloo or oh no, don't do that. The Battle of
Speaker 1: the Bulge. No, it's not the Big Ben the Battle
Speaker 1: of the Bulge. Normandy, Yeah, he stormed, nor he stormed Norman,
Speaker 1: General General Custers Storm Normandy, and it's Custer. I look
Speaker 1: up Custard like Custer. I was like, what the custard.
Speaker 1: That's an insane Custer's Custer's revenge. It should be. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was in any answer. I think
Speaker 1: it was a tari though, based on what I remember.
Speaker 1: The idea and.
Speaker 5: The idea is that you come shot on Native Americans
Speaker 5: from like a distance. Oh my god, the music, yes,
Speaker 5: it's he's just raping and fucking look at it. Look like, bro,
Speaker 5: his dick is out heard, giant tits. Damn it's real.
Speaker 1: Imagine pulverizing ship. Imagine beating off to this furiously for hours.
Speaker 1: But they had so they did. That's all.
Speaker 9: They had.
Speaker 1: The idea of sod the idea of passing out covered
Speaker 1: in common. This is on your TV.
Speaker 2: These niggas had real porn, you know, live action, real
Speaker 2: people that the production was actually pretty decent, and then
Speaker 2: beating well.
Speaker 1: They saw they saw the future.
Speaker 5: They looked at that they were they were in front
Speaker 5: of a computer and they saw in their mind like Overwatch,
Speaker 5: uh source filmmaker porn from like the future, and they
Speaker 5: were like, we must start.
Speaker 1: Now, dude, it's so much fucking There is so much
Speaker 1: overwatch porn. I mean, it's pretty crazy. It's so much
Speaker 1: like I was like, like, I that is phenomenally well animated,
Speaker 1: dude like it.
Speaker 2: Of course I recently was watching. Three months ago, I
Speaker 2: started watching a fucking last battle of the Last stand.
Speaker 1: Battle of Little Big Who the fuck is a little
Speaker 1: big Horn? My uncle?
Speaker 2: There's a little big Horn? And oh my god, what
Speaker 2: was the natives name? He was like the famous Minnesota.
Speaker 2: His name's Minnesota. It's crazy, how like my mind is.
Speaker 2: I recently watched this and it's just completely went out
Speaker 2: of my head. I know exactly why I watched it,
Speaker 2: because I was watching a lot of I mean, his
Speaker 2: name is a forgettable name.
Speaker 1: Forgettable. I am forgettable name. I am forgetable.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the dude's name. Do you remember the
Speaker 2: dud's name in Red Dead two?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: The dad's name in Red Dead two? I forget name
Speaker 2: the chief and then you have his son.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they weren't in the game for that long at
Speaker 2: the very end of the game, literally right, but yeah,
Speaker 2: well the very end of the main story, because I remember,
Speaker 2: that's when you have your whole thing with Sean, right.
Speaker 1: Anyway would be talking. There's there's some stuff happening. So
Speaker 1: my boy, Sean, do you want to talk about Into
Speaker 1: the Spider Verse Now that's not happening. I'm morning, I'm
Speaker 1: mourning one of my friends. One second, seaniah oh no,
Speaker 1: Joseph stop stop stop stop, dude. No, he brought it
Speaker 1: back and run it back.
Speaker 2: Let's move forward for Bred Dead redemption. Please, I can't.
Speaker 2: It's so good, it is good, but let's all right,
Speaker 2: all right, So hey guys, uh hey, guys.
Speaker 6: Uh So the Into the Spider Verse ship with Shamik
Speaker 6: Moore is going on, and it's happening, and we went
Speaker 6: in the next movie. It's not going because of that, dude,
Speaker 6: it's not I don't think that's okay. I think there's
Speaker 6: probably prior prop things going on.
Speaker 5: There's probably strikes and all sorts of industry, Like it's
Speaker 5: probably AI things going on that like people aren't comfortable with.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure there's like a lot of I'm sure
Speaker 1: there's other reasons why, there's.
Speaker 5: Many other things. But have you seen this what happened
Speaker 5: this this thing with the voice act for Miles Morales?
Speaker 1: So I cut. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: I'd really try to not see anything, and then the
Speaker 2: Twitter page will default to default to.
Speaker 6: The for you yeah, and well, I don't like that
Speaker 6: it does that, and like you can kind of a
Speaker 6: video sometimes that's one of four. I don't want to
Speaker 6: see people be racist. Right now, I'm trying to watch
Speaker 6: movele rival clips, like what's going on.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying see fucking pussy or whatever. Just let
Speaker 1: me book market real quick and move yeah, like exactly fire.
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, so I saw that he was saying
Speaker 2: he was with this one girl. I don't know who
Speaker 2: she is.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful, beautiful woman. So that's the that's the
Speaker 1: girl that played mj No, that played uh so, Liz Allen,
Speaker 1: let me explain. I know I know everything about it. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: let me do like a like a like a general
Speaker 1: a general a general overview. So the the kind of
Speaker 1: lore or the general superstition or whatever you want to
Speaker 1: call it, or the trend in Spider Man history is
Speaker 1: that the actor for Spider Man tends to date the
Speaker 1: Mary Jane or the love interest of the of the movie.
Speaker 1: TOI Dade, Kirsten Dunst, Andrew Garfield dated eyes. I forgot
Speaker 1: her name. Emmstone called her eyes. I thought he was gay.
Speaker 10: I think he's probably he's probably just by if he's
Speaker 10: not by now, but like at that time, he's probably
Speaker 10: he's probably like openly gay now and like accepting of
Speaker 10: it now.
Speaker 1: But I don't think he's gay. I think he's bisexual.
Speaker 2: I would imagine so if that's because it was always
Speaker 2: understood that the Glee the actor from Glee is gay
Speaker 2: or was he?
Speaker 1: Did he play a game? The actor from Glee? Did
Speaker 1: he play a gay the gay kid in Glee? I've
Speaker 1: never seen Glee? Oh wait he played?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 1: What's happening again?
Speaker 2: Kid?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait? Wait wait wait, hold on, hold hold on? Is
Speaker 1: he not gay? And I just put that on him?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I gotta find this out. I mean Glee.
Speaker 1: He also wasn't in Glee. Wasn't. Who Who is this?
Speaker 1: Who's Andrew Garfield? I thought he was god?
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on, Okay,
Speaker 2: I think I know what's happening right now. And somebody's
Speaker 2: laughing their ass off because I bet they figured it out.
Speaker 2: The actor in the Flash, the.
Speaker 1: No No, No No, the c W Show.
Speaker 2: Oh the actor in the CW show I think was
Speaker 2: in Glee, and he's gay, and they look very similar.
Speaker 1: They do look sort of similar, I give you that.
Speaker 1: I've never seen that show that the exact same building.
Speaker 2: They have similar haircut, style, same build, and so yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't thin yea, I don't think.
Speaker 5: I think Andrew Garfield is probably like at most bisexual
Speaker 5: or just probably a straight guy who unfortunately is really
Speaker 5: in the musicals.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's not. He's not gay. I'm thinking of the
Speaker 1: other guy. He's not gay.
Speaker 2: But so Andrew Garfield dated. That was a wild aside.
Speaker 2: So Edre Garfield dated. Sorry, the eye Lady with eyes.
Speaker 2: The eye Lady with eyes. Her eyes are like that's
Speaker 2: what I remember, because you're the protrude kind of they
Speaker 2: got like Steve BUCEI kind of oh, like like that
Speaker 2: chick that's in a fallout kind of Yeah. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: Eloprenell gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I love her.
Speaker 2: Bro She's great to look AT's not even.
Speaker 1: It's not even like a like you're so hot. It's
Speaker 1: like you're just really pleasant. You're like a pleasantly designed
Speaker 1: person like you. She's like Elizabeth and BioShock infinite. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, I mean where it's just like this
Speaker 1: is like a princess. I almost don't want to touch you,
Speaker 1: because I would almost all want to. I had to
Speaker 1: throw the all right, simp come on man, whatever, Ok, okay, wow,
Speaker 1: I was telling when we.
Speaker 2: Just came in and I was telling him, I was
Speaker 2: laughing about all the Louis arms song bitches.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. I was like, damn, I feel
Speaker 1: like that was the only significant thing.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't remember, because like I've been to like
Speaker 5: the two Christmas parties in the last couple of days, and.
Speaker 1: One of them we broke out into Louis Armstrong stuff
Speaker 1: for some reason. I think it's just because like Christmas
Speaker 1: music is like loosely adjacent to it, so it kind
Speaker 1: of comes kind of comes up. Yeah, you know anyway, Yes,
Speaker 1: so they don't look the same, but they kind of
Speaker 1: have similar similar builds. I know what you mean. I
Speaker 1: don't see it necessarily, like I wouldn't confuse him, but
Speaker 1: I see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you mean, it's I just confused because
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just very familiar with Andrew Garfield. That's
Speaker 2: where I racist to a scent this an extent. I
Speaker 2: don't know what Andrew Garfild has done other than Spider Man.
Speaker 1: He he does like actual movies like not like oh wait,
Speaker 1: he did that.
Speaker 2: Army movie where he was like the medical person. Right,
Speaker 2: oh maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know that one. Again he was he was
Speaker 1: in a military movie. I forgot which one it was,
Speaker 1: but he wasn't. He was like, he's like, no guns,
Speaker 1: he was like Batman.
Speaker 5: H yeah, guns he played I know, he played the
Speaker 5: guy who made rent in tics.
Speaker 1: He's like a he does like film film. He's like
Speaker 1: a real like not he's a they're all acted. Just
Speaker 1: he's more of a thespian. Yes, he's like, uh, I
Speaker 1: was gonna say Willem Dafoe because Willem Dafoe real ship.
Speaker 6: And then he's like, dude, there's at He's just he's
Speaker 6: he is another actor that has like his catalog is
Speaker 6: out of pocket. It's because like we have our ignorance,
Speaker 6: like oh this is going forward. It's like nah, dude,
Speaker 6: he's been acting way before that. He's in No Stu. Right, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm excited to see that man. Of course him, I
Speaker 6: keep getting derailed.
Speaker 1: So so that then Tom Holland obviously, and so it
Speaker 1: comes to Spider Verse and everybody's like, Oh, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Which why should be more not with him and Hailey?
Speaker 5: Seinfeld is like obviously not interested, and he's flirting with
Speaker 5: her in a lot of these like press junket videos. Wow,
Speaker 5: Like he's like, uh, it's easy to get into character
Speaker 5: as Miles and love with Gwen because I just get
Speaker 5: to imagine Haley and like things like that.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's it's really rough.
Speaker 6: It's a lot of it is out of context. Right, No,
Speaker 6: it's not listen listen, I've, I've, i've I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 1: I think you're projecting him because he's very black, well,
Speaker 1: no other other other than him being black and Jamaican,
Speaker 1: like myself, what happened, No, no, you can't have no gay. No,
Speaker 1: what happens is this, Wayne yourself, what happens is this?
Speaker 6: Right, So a lot of us was taking out of context,
Speaker 6: but what happened is he was making a lot of
Speaker 6: very friendly comments to to Hey, I'm to Haley during.
Speaker 1: The during the thing. You consider that friendly?
Speaker 6: Well, he just said no, listen, listen because the contents
Speaker 6: of the full interviews like listen, I'm gonna let me Okay, okay,
Speaker 6: talking about how was it during the filming of Spider
Speaker 6: Rest of that first question came up, he was like, well,
Speaker 6: it was a little different cause at first we were
Speaker 6: not filming with each other. Because it got very easy
Speaker 6: to flirt with uh, with my Gwen as Mom, as Miles.
Speaker 6: When I was in at the direct booth with Haley,
Speaker 6: it was very it was a little like playface, like
Speaker 6: I'm making a joke at you because of the fact that,
Speaker 6: like they're flirting with each other on the thing. But
Speaker 6: it wasn't as out of proportion people making a sound
Speaker 6: where he's like seeming like crazy thirsty. He might have
Speaker 6: been crushing on her or whatever, which is very likely true,
Speaker 6: but it wasn't like it wasn't like him like begging
Speaker 6: for a morsel of pussy the way people are making
Speaker 6: it seem.
Speaker 1: I didn't get that. That's not what people are saying.
Speaker 5: It's just that he's clearly trying to shoot a shot
Speaker 5: and it's not working.
Speaker 1: I think I think it was. I think it was
Speaker 1: like playful banter for like you're being too charitable.
Speaker 6: I think it's playful banter for someone that's promoting a
Speaker 6: film or some dumb shit man.
Speaker 1: Watching that video knows that that is not.
Speaker 2: Like the woman who watched that ship like ugh gross.
Speaker 1: Because it's her likely very like it's not just in
Speaker 1: the way he like he he like looks over and
Speaker 1: it's and she like like she winces.
Speaker 5: It's not no, like I'm sorry, you can't rewrite this.
Speaker 5: It's not like he's like, oh please, oh my God,
Speaker 5: give me pussy, but like he's clearly like flirting in
Speaker 5: a way that's just not working, you know.
Speaker 1: And it's did he do because he did some more ship,
Speaker 1: didn't he?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, So it culminated ultimately, and I think so it
Speaker 2: wasn't going anywhere.
Speaker 1: And I think what happened was uh engaged.
Speaker 5: Hailey got engaged, and she posted about it, and then
Speaker 5: he posted something on Twitter.
Speaker 2: It was like.
Speaker 1: Plenty of other people like immediately, plenty of other people
Speaker 1: to meet.
Speaker 6: Uh lessons to learn something like that. And then it
Speaker 6: comes to final afterwards he tweets like, I honestly didn't
Speaker 6: even know Haley got married. We're getting engaged to take
Speaker 6: that which will. I think he could have probably said
Speaker 6: that said that afterwards with my stuff not look quite
Speaker 6: as like fumbled.
Speaker 1: He deleted that tweet also so he did that.
Speaker 6: Catch catch onto like the last few days, right, he was,
Speaker 6: he was he posts a video, so there's so what
Speaker 6: happened is he he made a music video that came
Speaker 6: out and then someone posted a video of him. He
Speaker 6: did like a GQ or like an ebony whatever kind
Speaker 6: of thing where he was doing opposing with the lady
Speaker 6: that played Liz Allen, the black girl from the first
Speaker 6: spider Man movie with Tom Holland, the one that was
Speaker 6: the vultures daughter's daughter, and every people got back to
Speaker 6: her and people were and that he and then someone
Speaker 6: made this this little edit for him, and then he
Speaker 6: tweeted because it had his music in it.
Speaker 1: I assumed. I think that's what happened.
Speaker 6: It had his music in it from his old music
Speaker 6: music that he did recently, and it said it said, Uh,
Speaker 6: Miles finally hooped an MJ or something like that.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 1: She saw it, It got back to her and then
Speaker 1: she contacted.
Speaker 6: Shamik to remove it. He didn't remove it in a
Speaker 6: fashion that she wanted it to be removed.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't prove it at all. No, he didn't
Speaker 1: remove it.
Speaker 6: He removed after he removed it before the video came
Speaker 6: out that I'm positive because I was on Twitter when
Speaker 6: it came out. He removed it on Twitter, but he
Speaker 6: still didn't remove it the time when she asked. Clearly,
Speaker 6: I would have also me me personally, me personally, crazy,
Speaker 6: me personally is where I come from. Right, I'm not
Speaker 6: posting anything with a famous woman ever without asking them
Speaker 6: to do it first.
Speaker 1: So that's a fumble on his part. Clearly.
Speaker 6: Clearly it was like a shoot for them doing something
Speaker 6: involving like some sort of like whatever it was. But
Speaker 6: he I wouldn't have posted that. That's a fumble on
Speaker 6: this part. But what happened is she she put the
Speaker 6: video out, was she was like, oh my god, you're
Speaker 6: a weirdo, blah blah blah, like posting that about him.
Speaker 6: He didn't make the I'm assuming he was just being
Speaker 6: stupid and not like watching his ground. But she she
Speaker 6: made a video being really upset about it. I'm sure
Speaker 6: her her fiance saw that. It got back to her fiance.
Speaker 6: He got but hurt she reacted and.
Speaker 2: Assumption that's wild, that's a very safe assumption to make.
Speaker 1: Why why does.
Speaker 2: It have to You're making so many leaps in logical
Speaker 2: this guy and then making a randoms something about that
Speaker 2: you don't know. But first of all, I don't even
Speaker 2: know why you had to bring up her fiance as
Speaker 2: if it's just not her, Like why does why does
Speaker 2: it have to be like her fiance made her delete?
Speaker 6: Because clearly they it was a shoot for something. They
Speaker 6: were on a shoot together for some sort of thing.
Speaker 6: So if they're on a shoot for some sort of thing,
Speaker 6: that that image of them together in that picture or
Speaker 6: whatever is out that is an out there thing, you know, Like.
Speaker 2: Only that matters is the context in which he posted it.
Speaker 6: That's true, and that's true, the context was off. But
Speaker 6: like if you're gonna like if I if I take
Speaker 6: a picture with I don't know, with someone down the line,
Speaker 6: off a female creator down the line, and I post
Speaker 6: that picture somewhere right, that's I mean like if and
Speaker 6: they posted, I'm like, they posted that, that's that's out there.
Speaker 6: We already took this picture in the The context does matter?
Speaker 6: The only no, I'm agreeing with you, Derek, what happens
Speaker 6: if I took a picture with somebody already and it's
Speaker 6: out there and it gets posted, I'm not gonna get
Speaker 6: mad about the contest put the picture being posted that's
Speaker 6: one thing.
Speaker 1: And the context that was off about it, right, So
Speaker 1: what are you explaining, Well, the context is off.
Speaker 6: There is very true, but it's like I would I
Speaker 6: would have been there been like, oh that's not that's
Speaker 6: not what happened, and then you move on. You clearly
Speaker 6: it was insinuating that she had a worship with them,
Speaker 6: and she had a partner who she's recently got engaged to.
Speaker 1: So they're probably like, I don't like this. I don't
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 6: Someone was probably like I don't really, I'm not feeling
Speaker 6: this because it's insinuated something that's not true.
Speaker 1: It might offend my partner. That's clearly why that got
Speaker 1: brought up.
Speaker 2: The removed it not even you're offending me, especially because
Speaker 2: you've been trying to get me and I've already rejected.
Speaker 6: It's not the same person. It's a different person. They
Speaker 6: have no sort of prior back to them trying to
Speaker 6: get together with each other. There's not Hailey Seinfeld. This
Speaker 6: is a different No.
Speaker 2: But it's the fucking the wording of it, right, the
Speaker 2: wording of it. Yeah, but it doesn't what had to
Speaker 2: do with what had to do with that. No, there's
Speaker 2: a different there's a different studio woman. Are this is
Speaker 2: completely different context, different woman. You're saying, like, I know
Speaker 2: the two different women, but like the context has to
Speaker 2: do with that woman and has nothing to do with
Speaker 2: the first one, nothing at all.
Speaker 1: So I'm confused. Now.
Speaker 2: So the person that came out and you're saying about
Speaker 2: the uh that the person that came out and was
Speaker 2: saying I'm engaged or whatever. Yeah, that's it's a different
Speaker 2: It's so this is a totally different person, different person. Okay,
Speaker 2: So it's not about the prior thing that I was thinking.
Speaker 2: So this is just a new thing. But she was
Speaker 2: offended just okay, okay, okay, okay in context, Like in
Speaker 2: that context, it doesn't make it as worse as I
Speaker 2: was thinking. No, not as worse as I was thinking,
Speaker 2: because I was thinking I thought the stories were linked.
Speaker 2: Still however, it's still it's still it still holds up
Speaker 2: the what what people like, it's kind of a dumb
Speaker 2: thing to do.
Speaker 1: This guy seems kind of you don't seem very smart. Unfortunately.
Speaker 6: I think it made like dumb decisions the whole time
Speaker 6: through it. But I think it got blown out of proportion,
Speaker 6: probably because.
Speaker 1: I guess this past behavior to that why. That's why
Speaker 1: I thought it was.
Speaker 6: Linked, because I wouldn't have I because I could see like,
Speaker 6: oh there's something of them post.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't this.
Speaker 6: It's the context of what the thing said as just
Speaker 6: what happened to him. I think Lloie was a little
Speaker 6: a little but hurt, but like at the same time
Speaker 6: as well, maybe you don't.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: It's just all fumbled. I can see it all.
Speaker 6: This is a serious situation, like misunderstanding that got way
Speaker 6: bigger than it needs to get genuinely. But I think
Speaker 6: it all started way he could have just I wouldn't
Speaker 6: have just posted. I just wouldn't have posted that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would and when asked to take it down,
Speaker 1: just take it down.
Speaker 6: Because he did not take it down, for he didn't
Speaker 6: ignored why would she Chris? He literally put the I
Speaker 6: follow him on Twitter, the post you are fucked.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait.
Speaker 6: So what happened is that he made his video like
Speaker 6: very shortly after anything was said.
Speaker 1: She made her video.
Speaker 6: He was like, oh, my apologies, Like I was misunderstanding.
Speaker 6: It was for aesthetics of what I was posting. He
Speaker 6: can you can say that all you want, you know,
Speaker 6: it's it's up to hit. We don't know what he's thinking,
Speaker 6: what's going on, but I'm assuming it was just like, oh,
Speaker 6: this guy has made a dumb decision. He posted something
Speaker 6: that a picture of him that looked nice with a
Speaker 6: pretty girl, uh and condos his music, and then someone
Speaker 6: put a comment about him bagging.
Speaker 5: A It's not just a pretty girl. It's another actor,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, it's a colleague. It's not
Speaker 5: like fucking randomly.
Speaker 6: I agree, But that's what makes it even more like
Speaker 6: this is another another actor. That the actors take pictures
Speaker 6: together that are that are seeming very like giving off
Speaker 6: ideas of romanticism all the time.
Speaker 1: That's what they do. That they're actors. They act. They
Speaker 1: people know that it's a play, you know what I mean? Well, sorry,
Speaker 1: they they what they do is they act? Am I
Speaker 1: not wrong?
Speaker 6: Of course they act so like whenever like people like
Speaker 6: let's say, people like Florence Pew and freaking Andrew Garfia.
Speaker 6: They're recently in a movie where they were they are
Speaker 6: a couple together, right, and they took very heartwarming pictures
Speaker 6: together like it's a pupil a couple, right, Am I wrong?
Speaker 6: Clearly that thing that they do was like some sort
Speaker 6: of fashion shoot or up or something like that.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I just think the context of like of the comments
Speaker 2: or whatever the comments is the thing that you should
Speaker 2: have been aware of before he ruins it of it
Speaker 2: just being a professional collaboration.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was simply like his music was music video
Speaker 6: of his There was like a what are they called,
Speaker 6: like an edit of his music video, but it's then
Speaker 6: together taking pictures and his music songs, like his songs
Speaker 6: playing in the background, and had that comment of it,
Speaker 6: and I would have been like, this looks nice, but
Speaker 6: maybe we just don't get that.
Speaker 1: It's really commenting.
Speaker 5: This guy seems like he's just not really that cut
Speaker 5: out to be famous, really, like because I think he
Speaker 5: first of all, I think he lets things get to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly, because yeah, look dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the whole like tweeting that weird thing about like
Speaker 5: there's other people to meet moments, moments like within minutes
Speaker 5: of her announcing her engagement, you clearly saw that you
Speaker 5: work with this person on a series that you were
Speaker 5: all integral and intertwined with, Like you're not like you
Speaker 5: might not go to each other's house all the time
Speaker 5: or even like have dinner all that often, but you
Speaker 5: know what's going on? Yeah you know, so you saw
Speaker 5: that happen him and then to be like I didn't
Speaker 5: even know and then to delete that. I don't know, dude,
Speaker 5: It's like, I don't know.
Speaker 6: You gotta internet. You know, you could be as fumbles,
Speaker 6: but as you want. Just ignoring niggas are gonna make
Speaker 6: funyh Yeah.
Speaker 2: Literally like people are gonna be like, oh, I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, bro, I'm Richard and you let me buy
Speaker 2: your house and the son really do something fucked.
Speaker 6: Up and then be like I'm gonna move on now. Yeah,
Speaker 6: there's no point he fumbled. He I just I wouldn't
Speaker 6: have posted that thing with what you go on with
Speaker 6: uh I forget her name, none of that ship. And
Speaker 6: then apparently because the only thing that I saw, since
Speaker 6: I didn't know the context, I saw that he deleted
Speaker 6: his social media media.
Speaker 1: Ye, compactly. Dark.
Speaker 2: I saw people saying like, nigg you just why not
Speaker 2: just apologize? You didn't have to fucking apologize, No, but like,
Speaker 2: just why don't just do that and then move on?
Speaker 2: Why are you your entire agree I agree with that,
Speaker 2: like we're different, we're a different breed. Yeah, probably, but
Speaker 2: we're a different breed right where we're like whatever fun
Speaker 2: you talk about and this move on. But for him
Speaker 2: probably it's probably getting him because so many people just
Speaker 2: ragging on him all the time, like millions of people
Speaker 2: ragging on him and commenting on Ship. Didn't like like,
Speaker 2: let's say, he was just like if this was genuinely,
Speaker 2: which I think it's probably a bunch of bad maneuvers
Speaker 2: on his part, but genuinely he did, like in like
Speaker 2: genuinely innocently, like it was nothing serious about it, nothing
Speaker 2: to it. This made people commenting Ship annoying the fuck
Speaker 2: out of you. Would probably really bother you, you know,
Speaker 2: like so I look at you bother We're not We're
Speaker 2: not that breed. You know, it would bother anybody. The
Speaker 2: thing is you have to curate your social media in
Speaker 2: the way that you can navigate it. So for example, Drake,
Speaker 2: it's a lot of Ship obviously.
Speaker 1: Oh, but Drake don't be on social like that. He
Speaker 1: don't do and he's done social a lot.
Speaker 2: But the thing is, like you said, he does dip Instagram.
Speaker 2: Only people follow him in comment, you know what I mean? Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: because that's a setting you can have. I mean, there's
Speaker 2: some people get salty about that. Some people turn off,
Speaker 2: Like Britney Spears post all those insane dancing videos of her,
Speaker 2: she turns her comments on off, like you can't even comment,
Speaker 2: So I desperately want to see a comment section of
Speaker 2: that crazy shit, but you can't, you know. But it's
Speaker 2: just like you got to navigate in a way to
Speaker 2: where what works for you. And clearly this person I
Speaker 2: feel like is addicted to.
Speaker 1: Like he can't do that. He can't like say, I.
Speaker 6: Think that's reading into it more than anything else. Is
Speaker 6: this like, well, if you're having a bunch of problem
Speaker 6: on the internet and it's really bothering you, maybe he
Speaker 6: doesn't use Twitter or anything like that, because I follow
Speaker 6: I follow him and does I don't really see him
Speaker 6: post too often, so it's definitely not no more so
Speaker 6: it's so it's like I guess, like I don't know,
Speaker 6: just just the activity. If we don't need it to
Speaker 6: have it on, if it's is being a bad source
Speaker 6: to you, If you don't like, if you don't need it,
Speaker 6: then why why.
Speaker 2: You're you're a fucking actor. You should definitely have social media.
Speaker 2: It's there's some people that don't have it, but they're
Speaker 2: really not trying to promote themselves in any way. But
Speaker 2: if you're doing active projects, you should definitely have social
Speaker 2: media presence. It's it makes sense. I do it in
Speaker 2: a way that works for you. There's tools available to
Speaker 2: cut out the noise. I agree, But I think, like
Speaker 2: I think I do, someone think he's able to do it.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: The reason why he deleted his social media account is
Speaker 2: because he can't just not fucking read the ship.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I think a lot of it paid
Speaker 6: into the fact that he's, like, he's a young twenty something.
Speaker 6: He let people on the internet bother him what he says.
Speaker 6: It's like, dude, just just.
Speaker 1: Got its aga anything to do with it.
Speaker 2: There's people like, like, there's that fucking comedian Burt Kreischer
Speaker 2: who's in his fifties that can't help but read the
Speaker 2: comments sections and people hate him and it bothers him
Speaker 2: so much, and then all of his friends are like, uh,
Speaker 2: stop reading it. You're rich a shit who gives a fuck,
Speaker 2: And he just keeps doing it.
Speaker 1: That's a machine. Yeah, it's that guy, and he can't
Speaker 1: he can't help him. He can't help it. He can't not.
Speaker 2: He's an ego mania. He's a narcissist, and so he
Speaker 2: can't help it. He has to read this ship even
Speaker 2: though it infuriates him and infuriates him because he's like,
Speaker 2: why don't people love me?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just like that where it's like you're just like, dude,
Speaker 6: just and all in all, bro, just navigate better.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 6: You're too you're too you have too much notoriety. And
Speaker 6: also like, I'm sure, dude, you're fucking rich, you're spider,
Speaker 6: you get you get bitches, bro, Like like don't you
Speaker 6: don't got a He's not an ugly guy, like you
Speaker 6: get your bitches, bro, He's a talented, clearly very talented.
Speaker 6: Go do your ship talent you get some fucking pussy
Speaker 6: for some girls that will very clearly give you pussy.
Speaker 1: If he if he was flirting with her.
Speaker 6: And he meant something more than that, I mean, hey, dude,
Speaker 6: that's that's not worth like the lampooning he got initially,
Speaker 6: but it's like, you know, people are gonna.
Speaker 2: Talk about I think I think it was so like
Speaker 2: I don't even the way that the things was blown
Speaker 2: out of purport. I don't even think like what I
Speaker 2: just think the internet did. What it did, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: Like I don't think they just let it get to him.
Speaker 2: And it's like, exactly, I don't. I don't really think
Speaker 2: people went too hard. It was like, oh, we should
Speaker 2: just bro just relax, you take take the l relax.
Speaker 6: I can't imagine imagine a beautiful woman and then this
Speaker 6: post picture of that that you actually did.
Speaker 1: And he's like, all right, but look I was looking
Speaker 1: a nice date. Yeah, I don't. I just don't you
Speaker 1: are this um No, I just I don't know.
Speaker 5: To me, I just feel like if I was Spider Man,
Speaker 5: I couldn't begin to care about this kind of thing
Speaker 5: at all. I definitely wouldn't be flirting with fuing Haley's
Speaker 5: time film on the fucking press.
Speaker 1: Store, like the funk would? I?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: Why, Yeah, it's did she get engaged to somebody that
Speaker 1: she just dated for three weeks? You know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Like, that's that's why that even it's even more confusal,
Speaker 6: even more confusing to me too, because I'm like, I'm
Speaker 6: probably I'm pretty sure he might.
Speaker 2: Have even known they were gage, he knew that she
Speaker 2: was ill relationship? Did he know like for a long time?
Speaker 2: If and he was disrespectful, I don't I feel like
Speaker 2: that even that it's just like like what, like why
Speaker 2: would you do I like the actor, I'm not I
Speaker 2: am I have a degree of bias towards it. But
Speaker 2: it's even and I'm like, is he really like.
Speaker 1: Kind of jarring that your bias is jarring because I'm
Speaker 1: what I'm doing right now is like I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: why would.
Speaker 2: You do that? Like what because respectful? He's disrespectful, That's
Speaker 2: why he's doing He's young and disrespectful. Yeah, it's like,
Speaker 2: you know, I want exactly that's I feel like people
Speaker 2: send him all those memes to that your next yea
Speaker 2: and influenced him at one thousand pers.
Speaker 1: He's young and he's like, yeah, I am next.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get this bag. Even though she's probably like, hey,
Speaker 2: here's my boyfriend, he's like and it literally it never
Speaker 2: it didn't even register, like yeah whatever, like what what?
Speaker 1: Whatever? Is? Just enjoy your money, enjoy your You are
Speaker 1: spider Man.
Speaker 5: Not only are you spider Man, you're spider Man in
Speaker 5: like probably the most acclaimed You're not acclaim but like
Speaker 5: the like the highest.
Speaker 1: The multi version of one. Yeah, in my opinion.
Speaker 5: Uh, and you're about to have your You're about to
Speaker 5: close out your trilogy. It could be the best trilogy
Speaker 5: in Spider Man has the potential.
Speaker 1: Not it already is?
Speaker 2: Well, I like, I love, I love, I wanted to
Speaker 2: end three. In fact, we'll see what happens. It does
Speaker 2: have the potential. It should be Let's put it this way.
Speaker 2: It should be a layup. It should be a layer.
Speaker 2: It would be an easy layup.
Speaker 1: Just have them show up, finished the fight and be
Speaker 1: a guy bye and stupid that anyway? That ship's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, man, anything else? Yeah, just shouldn't be just
Speaker 1: you know, nothing good times. He's not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my goodness, we should name that. This documentary has
Speaker 2: been playing the entire time.
Speaker 1: Is your phone on silence? Yes? I put it on?
Speaker 1: So what if we somehow?
Speaker 5: So what if we somehow got a copyright claim on
Speaker 5: this episode because for somehow it picked up picks.
Speaker 1: Up because it's could you imagine it would change everything
Speaker 1: it's over? It would change everything, because I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure it would change.
Speaker 2: It would literally change everything that I know abouts it
Speaker 2: would change everything.
Speaker 6: Would it would be it would be really problematica signs
Speaker 6: it'd be like, all right, So if it had one
Speaker 6: moment where it showed you have that right, like so
Speaker 6: you like it glazed through the camera, right, And it's
Speaker 6: like that's another thing, copyright claim. And I'm like, have
Speaker 6: you guys not seen us be black people say the
Speaker 6: N word? And then copyright Cala was with that clearly,
Speaker 6: you know, so like what's happening now? Like where are
Speaker 6: we're going now? And it's oh my god, that that
Speaker 6: content creator, that femal content creator that would just like
Speaker 6: you know what I hate? And you started and it
Speaker 6: was like she had some little she had. First of all,
Speaker 6: I knew about her like maybe like in twenty seventeen,
Speaker 6: I never heard it. I never heard of her before
Speaker 6: her she was the name.
Speaker 2: A few times she would talk about games and I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 2: you don't it was so obviously. It was like the
Speaker 2: I keep bringing up anti pinch gaming, I keep bringing
Speaker 2: up antipants gaming because it's like, how is it so obvious?
Speaker 2: And these people are still getting recognition, Like it's it's
Speaker 2: it's at a level that is like mind boggling, because
Speaker 2: she even the reason I saw her recently, I did
Speaker 2: see that rant, but most of the quote Toots, I
Speaker 2: saw my for you page was her, everyone saying, look
Speaker 2: at how soulless her makeup is.
Speaker 1: That is not a real you know how bad you
Speaker 1: have to you know how bad you have to be
Speaker 1: at makeup for me to notice.
Speaker 2: Like, look, man, I I grew up in the scene
Speaker 2: Emo Chicks Seeing Girls. Yeah, I saw that, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is poser energy, poser energy. The fake is ship.
Speaker 2: It looks like the makeup that they put on like
Speaker 2: people like awake, you know what I mean, Like they
Speaker 2: emphasized the eyes to make sure they don't look dead dead,
Speaker 2: but like it ends up on alive person.
Speaker 1: It looks wrong. Bro, I don't know whatever, Melony Mac
Speaker 1: she tried. That was hard. That was hard to watch,
Speaker 1: Worse than anything I saw. Fucking uh just pearly things
Speaker 1: ever do?
Speaker 6: Actually, Yeah, the thing to about the I don't know
Speaker 6: who that the guy that called Syria, the guy that
Speaker 6: made that the initial tweet about siriy being so like
Speaker 6: ugly and not attractive, that was him.
Speaker 1: That's him. Wait, hold on, what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: So I remember the guy that made that first made
Speaker 2: the It's crazy the world the universe is wild out
Speaker 2: brow serious.
Speaker 1: I'm dead fucking serious.
Speaker 5: Explain explain so clearly we know who just Pearly is, right,
Speaker 5: Just Pearly Things. Yes, Pearl pearls Davis, whatever.
Speaker 1: That bit your name is.
Speaker 6: Yes, I don't like saying that. I didn't feel right,
Speaker 6: but but I said it on reflex. He deserves its fine.
Speaker 6: So the person that made the comment about the initial
Speaker 6: comment about my Siri being so ugly in the New
Speaker 6: Witcher game, come to find out he was recently on
Speaker 6: a date or is dating Just Pearly Things. That's so
Speaker 6: funny you can't even laugh.
Speaker 1: That's how funny it is. That that is, that is.
Speaker 10: It's it's these people mind serious, they're so unserious, like,
Speaker 10: but we we all know this.
Speaker 2: It's just weird to see it be confirmed. I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure someone sent me so I think it might be
Speaker 2: my dams.
Speaker 1: My dam just to series so fucking ugly, I know,
Speaker 1: I guess I forgot to screenshot it. Larry's so ugly,
Speaker 1: this man, you know, I can't get enough.
Speaker 2: Pearl David, and I'm just like, I also find it
Speaker 2: hilarious that she's in the black dudes when she like,
Speaker 2: you know, she's been catering like white of course, So
Speaker 2: that's uh, that damn I wish I thought, I screamed.
Speaker 2: I hate when I think I screenshot ship.
Speaker 1: This is the guy. This guy, that guy's busted, Like
Speaker 1: it annoys me. I'm like, first of all, he looks swollen.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Like, that's so funny, man, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: That's so good. That's a aloys this.
Speaker 2: They're busted dudes that say hot women are mid and
Speaker 2: then they they literally will get any crumba pussy they
Speaker 2: can get yea like they It's like, it's so I
Speaker 2: got tweeted about that and it was fun. I was
Speaker 2: talking to Jojo about that, and she stopped me because
Speaker 2: I was saying they couldn't pull anyone near close to
Speaker 2: Siri or say when they're a shipping on City Sweety,
Speaker 2: even in that unflattering bikini photo. And she stopped me
Speaker 2: and she was like, what do you mean pull anything
Speaker 2: close to it? They can't fucking pull anything. And I
Speaker 2: was like, you're right, Why am I even going on
Speaker 2: a rant like this is like to this guy, he
Speaker 2: struck gold, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean? You know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw that ship and I was I saw it
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm gonna finish playing the Star
Speaker 1: Wars and game. That's what I was like, I can't
Speaker 1: I And it's like the shameless the shamelessness of it too.
Speaker 2: After you talk all this big ship about this girl's ugly,
Speaker 2: this one's ugly, this girl's mid and then you get
Speaker 2: with like, come.
Speaker 5: On, it's just such a basic rule and I feel
Speaker 5: like I follow this for a long time where it's
Speaker 5: just like why would you ever justify anything that could
Speaker 5: very easily be turned around at you?
Speaker 1: Like why would you do that? Why even bother doing that?
Speaker 1: So to me, I'm thinking, like, why the fuck am
Speaker 1: I gonna shame.
Speaker 5: Women how they look? When the standard is inherently insane?
Speaker 5: And if I'm ever if I ever did anybody, they're
Speaker 5: not gonna beat some fucking like crazy insane like standard
Speaker 5: like that and it's gonna be turned against me. So
Speaker 5: why would I ever say it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just exhausting. It's like this is just so
Speaker 1: like it's what are you performative? It's so fake? And
Speaker 1: I could that is that could not believe it. I
Speaker 1: was like, someone said, that's my Christmas gift. The odd
Speaker 1: just the goal to post it to put like look man,
Speaker 1: because we know behind the scenes they're fucking like you know, la, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean or not, I don't know.
Speaker 2: They were definitely fucking and she fell in love with him,
Speaker 2: which makes my head dizzy.
Speaker 1: Oh she was Destiny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was fucking Destiny and fell in love with Destiny.
Speaker 2: The only reason they weren't together is cause Destiny is
Speaker 2: polyamorous and she just wants a monogamy relationship. She was like,
Speaker 2: I wish you would, you know, join me over here
Speaker 2: in monogamy and des like no, I like fucking dudes
Speaker 2: and fucking onlyfan whrrores and twitch streamers and ship and like, he's.
Speaker 1: Just he's sex maxing.
Speaker 2: He's literally it reminds me of what's his name, like
Speaker 2: ober him or something. Literally literally he's he's fuck maxing.
Speaker 2: He was like, he's like why would I was like,
Speaker 2: why not have the best of both worlds?
Speaker 1: And he's like, dude, why would I limit myself? There's
Speaker 1: mac to that.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, it's not I don't understand, but it's there.
Speaker 2: That sounds if I was bisexual, that would make so
Speaker 2: much sense. But fortunately, just hard you know, like, hey,
Speaker 2: I love the gay dudes, man, I just I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: just the hard ass dick actually kind of it kind
Speaker 2: of like startles me.
Speaker 1: Like if if if a dick start coming at me,
Speaker 1: I'd be a little like you put it in every
Speaker 1: video game you ever play.
Speaker 2: Because it's because he's trying the conquerors fee he's terrified
Speaker 2: dick in bed, so he puts it in everything, and
Speaker 2: he's like, first of all, video game penis is not
Speaker 2: the same as if a man was just that erect
Speaker 2: in the room with me, I'd be a little star when.
Speaker 1: You play residenteval VR with a hard dick, that.
Speaker 2: That's me being immature and it's like that shit is
Speaker 2: so funny to me. But like any setting, if a
Speaker 2: man with a nine inch fully erected penis to start
Speaker 2: a walking towards me, unfortunately, I would be a little scared,
Speaker 2: only because of like not.
Speaker 1: Like why are you so fucking erected?
Speaker 2: It's not even like if there was a naked guy,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, it's like when I saw the downy
Speaker 2: dude with his giant balloon balls.
Speaker 1: Like that ship. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I wish I could pull my brain out and project
Speaker 2: that image, because.
Speaker 1: You should find a police sketch artist he would do that.
Speaker 1: I think I would die. I think that would be it.
Speaker 1: I think it would be too funny. I think about
Speaker 1: that sometimes, like, am I gonna see something that's so
Speaker 1: funny that it kills me? I think at some point
Speaker 1: it feels very plausible that.
Speaker 5: I feel like it's like a very strictly non zero chance,
Speaker 5: like I solid like maybe like fifteen to twenty percent
Speaker 5: chance that I will die laughing. Yeah, you know, yeah,
Speaker 5: like whether eating something and then just like laughing and
Speaker 5: you're like choking your death or something equivalent.
Speaker 6: That's happened to me already, Like I've choked while laughing
Speaker 6: when I'm eating, and I make sure when someone really
Speaker 6: funnies in a room, I don't eat.
Speaker 1: Actually, like that's not a joke. It's happened me already,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm kind of scared of that. What
Speaker 1: do you mean?
Speaker 6: Like I one time I was eating, It's one made
Speaker 6: me laugh and I was just like, oh, I almost
Speaker 6: like I couldn't see.
Speaker 1: Only see only when there's no funny people.
Speaker 6: Around, when they're not or not on one, like when
Speaker 6: someone when someone's on one, I'm like, I'm gonna wait
Speaker 6: till they finish their escapade.
Speaker 1: Then I'll eat. Every time we're we hang out. You
Speaker 1: eat all the time. Crazy. I've never even I've never
Speaker 1: seen you eat around well, well, you see it's crazy
Speaker 1: run into that's an awesome that's a deep insult. That's mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's mean, and it's it's a sign felt the
Speaker 2: insult way like interviews later on, it's like, yeah, you've
Speaker 2: been doing this for years around me.
Speaker 1: You've been fucking sucking big for years around Me's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: because what I'm around you, I can't be gay. You
Speaker 1: move on a question, Jerry. I can't be gay around you, Jerry.
Speaker 2: It's a good episode. It's a really good episode.
Speaker 1: Remember, I'm not really I'm not really sure if there's
Speaker 1: anything that we missed. I don't think nothing happened, in
Speaker 1: my opinion, are two major points for sure. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: so quiet Christmas. Thank god. Pictures came out that looked
Speaker 1: hard at fun, like way too hard. Yeah, that it
Speaker 1: came out.
Speaker 2: And then his lawyer was shipping on maryor Adams in
Speaker 2: his face. Man, I just feel like I don't want
Speaker 2: anything horrible. I just feel like he should just an
Speaker 2: average New Yorker should just he just needs to catch
Speaker 2: a beating.
Speaker 1: You see that fucking set on fire on the subway.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah that ship. Really I didn't watch. I
Speaker 2: didn't watch.
Speaker 1: You can't really see anything. You can't see anything, I
Speaker 1: mean creature. You don't really get it. It's so blurry.
Speaker 1: But like, man, that's wild. I heard people were flaming
Speaker 1: the cops for there was a cop there that wasn't
Speaker 1: doing anything.
Speaker 5: That's just like radio. He's like, I'm not a fire man.
Speaker 5: If that belice it, if that fire is black, then maybe.
Speaker 1: No. I think it is crazy though, because, like dude,
Speaker 1: I've spent so much time in New York City in
Speaker 1: the subways, I've never seen anything close to anything, like
Speaker 1: it's a zoo.
Speaker 6: But it's not that it's not that it's a fucking
Speaker 6: zoo though, then y se subways are fright.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing to me is particularly in.
Speaker 2: Manhattan, like it's crazy everywhere that as soon as you
Speaker 2: got to Manhattan, soon as he crossed the Harlem threshold,
Speaker 2: Well this happened in Brooklyn exactly exactly, Well, damn crazy.
Speaker 6: Probably on the D line dB or freaking U really
Speaker 6: fine Orange on the Island. Yeah, still the Orange.
Speaker 1: Line, so Manhattan.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so like I mean, I don't know, you
Speaker 2: think like that happens a lot sporadically, but it's only
Speaker 2: filmed when there's like a tourist around.
Speaker 1: Here's what I like. People actually all the time, they
Speaker 1: just don't care anymore.
Speaker 5: I actually know on this level, No, I think whenever
Speaker 5: something like this happens, people record it.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. It's that's a good point. What
Speaker 1: I do think. What I do think is that I
Speaker 1: don't know, you see the usual suspects on. Look at
Speaker 1: what cities are you know. It's just like to me,
Speaker 1: it's just like you have to really understand my whole life.
Speaker 5: I've been in New York City for very very extended
Speaker 5: periods of time, never seen anything like this. Right, there
Speaker 5: are billions of interactions per like fucking hour in New
Speaker 5: York City. The fact that millions of people aren't being
Speaker 5: set on fire is a miracle to me.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's proof that humans are technically more good
Speaker 6: than we are bad. Yeah, that is absolutely absolutely true, or.
Speaker 1: Technically more not bad than bad.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 5: The thing to me too is like crazy ship Like
Speaker 5: this crazy shit happens in the sticks too, It's just
Speaker 5: no one's around to recorded.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, I kidnapp this waitress and now she's
Speaker 1: fucking in my basement for for gang Gang bank this pig.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, you're never gonna see sensationalism about it because
Speaker 9: there's nobody around to record, and if there is anybody
Speaker 9: around there probably too stupid to work a camera.
Speaker 5: So like you're not gonna see anything like that. And
Speaker 5: so like obviously, like the the reason this is in
Speaker 5: the news because it's fucking crazy and it doesn't happen.
Speaker 5: This was like a daily occurrence.
Speaker 1: It'd be like the fifteen person was out in blaze,
Speaker 1: and it's like we'd be on the weather forecast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, be like fifteen more. We're expecting fifteen more
Speaker 1: individuals to combust on the on the subway. How did
Speaker 1: it happen that someone set them on fire? Today?
Speaker 2: I do a match on some chick and she combusted. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so apparently it probably caught something very flammable.
Speaker 5: He's probably wearing like a one of those Lord, one
Speaker 5: of those gasoline coach.
Speaker 1: He was wearing those gasoline puncho fat That's just crazy.
Speaker 2: The fact that people could watch that, My god, yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess you could see me. He said, what do
Speaker 2: you can like the thing about it? Too, is like
Speaker 2: I understand the impulse of like why is anybody helping?
Speaker 2: But it's like it's not even like it's not a
Speaker 2: little fire.
Speaker 1: Actually it's it's not immediately though. That's the thing.
Speaker 2: I have a weird true, I have a weird like
Speaker 2: some animals have, like uh that impulse, And I feel
Speaker 2: like I adopted that where to run away from fire? No,
Speaker 2: when I see fires, I immediately like spring into wave
Speaker 2: you run when action. When I see a human in
Speaker 2: pain that I can actually help, I know that what
Speaker 2: it could essentially turn it. You say, For example, this
Speaker 2: fucking retard that I'm imagining, they lit their cigarette with
Speaker 2: the with the lighter in the car and then they
Speaker 2: like put it on the seat or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We're at the gas station and then all of a
Speaker 2: sudden their napkins on fire in their car and then
Speaker 2: they throw it outside of the car next to where
Speaker 2: the fucking gas things are, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm like, I'm like, oh my god, like we're
Speaker 1: gonna explode. Oh my goodness. I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: remember with us that night with the gas lead thing.
Speaker 1: I can't believe what So he we told the story.
Speaker 1: I think maybe.
Speaker 2: You were.
Speaker 5: Driving up for some people who might who might be due.
Speaker 5: I was in the backseat of your car. We were
Speaker 5: driving back from somewhere. It was like you, Lily, me
Speaker 5: and a friend of ours. And then we were driving
Speaker 5: and we stopped off to get some gas and then
Speaker 5: you go to come outside and you take the thing
Speaker 5: and you bring it up to the car and gasoline
Speaker 5: just pours all over the window, And for like a
Speaker 5: brief moment, I thought, oh, he's snapped. There was like
Speaker 5: two minutes where I was like, Oh, he's like gonna
Speaker 5: set me on fire. He's gonna kill his girlfriend and
Speaker 5: his friends in one foul swoop.
Speaker 1: I'll be alone. I'll be alone. I'm like, finally, your
Speaker 1: comic books were fucking kill kill that dude. Can I
Speaker 1: say I would before laugh? Who are to you? One
Speaker 1: fell swoop?
Speaker 2: What? What is that?
Speaker 1: What is that phrase to one fell swoop? One fell swoop? Right?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it one?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What do you fell? Swoop? One fell swoop felled or
Speaker 1: fell one fell swoop fell fell? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, so I I dude, I spent so much in
Speaker 2: my life thinking it was one foul swoop foul.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like I've heard people say that the
Speaker 1: wrong way problem foul like I don't know, like like
Speaker 1: like a fowl or like a bird. I don't My
Speaker 1: thought was like a foul swoop, like a that's what
Speaker 1: my like, I didn't understand. Maybe it might be that suit.
Speaker 5: Well it's one fell swoop English englishly logistically it was
Speaker 5: very English like like the real one is one fell swoop,
Speaker 5: but like one fell swoop to me makes less sense
Speaker 5: than one foul swoop in the context of a bird swoop.
Speaker 1: One felt fell swoop is right. You understand a phrase
Speaker 1: that right, I mean, I understand how to use it,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I don't know what.
Speaker 6: I've never even thought about. What it means is that
Speaker 6: you take care of multiple things at one attack. So
Speaker 6: you fell multiple things with one swoop.
Speaker 2: So if this is like an actual like a military thing,
Speaker 2: maybe a military sweep, maybe it may may very like
Speaker 2: fell something like one fell swoop, like to take things
Speaker 2: down in one I mean, but we understand, yeah, what
Speaker 2: it means. You know what I used to get wrong
Speaker 2: as a as a kid. It never made I thought
Speaker 2: it was nip them in the but nipp it in
Speaker 2: the butt. Oh yeah, yeah, when I was little. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I was like, nipp it in the butt, and
Speaker 2: I was just like, I get what they're saying, but what.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Like like just like that, stop sitting.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what happened. It's when you grow nipples
Speaker 1: on someone's butt, damn you nipping them. But that's crazy.
Speaker 1: And he put nipples on butchets. It just become giant tits. Uh,
Speaker 1: they become worse tits, definitely less good versions of tits.
Speaker 1: Are you sure it's not the best of both worlds?
Speaker 2: And sit down a woman pregnant woman sits down and
Speaker 2: ass they lacktate through the ass.
Speaker 1: So wait wait wait, so like the nipples there, nipples there,
Speaker 1: and then they lack take gross sorry fell out, moved
Speaker 1: my nipples to my as happened? Is the the whole?
Speaker 1: Why do you have? What the elon? What do you
Speaker 1: do now?
Speaker 6: He was like, he threatened people to not pass a bill,
Speaker 6: don't And I just literally, quite literally threatened to fund
Speaker 6: other people that are gonna waiting for I'm waiting for
Speaker 6: him to.
Speaker 1: Catch a beating. You little, I don't know. The void,
Speaker 1: the void is on them. Yeah, the darkness is encroaching
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for him.
Speaker 2: It's Trump's talking ship uh to Paama talking about taking
Speaker 2: back the paw Just.
Speaker 1: Like, all right, dude, the anti war people great, whatever.
Speaker 2: Fun the dark darknesses, the darkness here, you know that
Speaker 2: doesn't matter when you get somewhere and it's like the
Speaker 2: darkness here is blocking the.
Speaker 1: Leg this is this is yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the witnesses, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's about to be bad for them, man, because I.
Speaker 5: Will see it's I don't even register it anymore because
Speaker 5: I just like even even the whole Matt Gates Matt
Speaker 5: Gates things, uh thing came out today it.
Speaker 2: Was confirmed that he what what people said about him
Speaker 2: is true. Yes, he's a raging He was doing a
Speaker 2: bunch of drugs.
Speaker 1: And he paid a seventeen year old. He traveled a seventeen.
Speaker 5: Year old Jared Fogel would have made a killing if
Speaker 5: he just waited a couple of years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you would have just killed out. He was
Speaker 1: too brazen with his his fucking. It's too brazen and
Speaker 1: too early, much like Microsoft, Wait, we're gonna make a
Speaker 1: tablet computer in the nineties before most people have laptops.
Speaker 1: It's a great idea, even like even their there's Zoom
Speaker 1: Zoom product, the Zoom the Zoom Like I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: you're too soon. Like it's like yeah, because that was
Speaker 1: like the first big video one, right, it was the one.
Speaker 2: It was like it had much more space, it had
Speaker 2: much more Yeah, the screen was ebody like gigabytes. They
Speaker 2: already have fifty songs, right man. It's so funny like
Speaker 2: thinking about that because there was people really just did
Speaker 2: not value that ship at all. Like I would be like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: fucking fourteen megabytes.
Speaker 1: Oh I dude, it upset.
Speaker 2: I was kind of like, wait a minute, something needs
Speaker 2: to I knew something needed to be done differently because
Speaker 2: I paid three hundred dollars for a thirty gig iPod,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That was brand new thirty gigs dollars per game.
Speaker 2: I was like, but that's just how much they cost, like,
Speaker 2: especially that that generation, whichever generation that was, it was
Speaker 2: like thirty gigs.
Speaker 1: There's a lot you can put in here. And I
Speaker 1: was like it's not though.
Speaker 6: I remember like jumped from that windows like because I
Speaker 6: didn't have a smartphone until maybe I was like, uh,
Speaker 6: like eighteen, it's my first smartphone. And I remember the jump.
Speaker 1: Between like smart eighteen. Ye, what year atturne eighteen, it's
Speaker 1: twenty twelve. I guess it's not bad. That's not bad.
Speaker 1: They the smartphones didn't get popular with twenty ten maybe
Speaker 1: having them, And I was like, then.
Speaker 5: I go on my granmar, I got mine twenty eleven.
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, twenty maybe twenty ten we have We
Speaker 5: had a droid, one of the droids that like slid
Speaker 5: that was probably.
Speaker 1: The droid maybe. I mean, yeah, you might have the
Speaker 1: droid too well. They had yeah, so you could watch
Speaker 1: YouTube and show so the droid and the droid had
Speaker 1: the the had the quirdy uh, the keyboard still on.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I had the Droid X, which I got rid
Speaker 2: of that, but it was more powerful for running ship.
Speaker 2: I had a powerful, more powerful processor. Because I wasn't
Speaker 2: sure I was gonna get the Droid two to the
Speaker 2: Joid X. I got the Droid X and twenty ten.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I remember the iPhone came out in two
Speaker 2: thousand and eight, so I was like the first like
Speaker 2: big thing my friend my friend's popularized in twenty ten.
Speaker 1: My friend had one, my friend's brother had.
Speaker 2: One, my cousin the first one was stupid, though, it
Speaker 2: like really dumb. I didn't even have a camera on it.
Speaker 1: It was round.
Speaker 6: It couldn't even do emails yet, like it was it
Speaker 6: was the first iPhone was stupid, remember two one iPhones?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a TV so yeah, yeah, that was
Speaker 5: weird because there was never part of the branding ever.
Speaker 1: It was just for some reason on the app store
Speaker 1: they were like, we no TV. It's crazy.
Speaker 6: It's so weird because I'm like, I never had one,
Speaker 6: and I like, I really I wanted one really bad.
Speaker 1: But then like while I was like I don't really
Speaker 1: care to get one, and then I was like, I
Speaker 1: just need a smartphone. I need to like be able
Speaker 1: to look shut up.
Speaker 6: But I but but then at that time I would
Speaker 6: keep like basic knowledge in my head so I wouldn't
Speaker 6: need to look things up. But then now I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 6: we're spoiled there. Yeah, And now I'm like I don't
Speaker 6: need to remember anymore. I can google it.
Speaker 2: I remember thinking the droid was fucking dope, like because
Speaker 2: that was I upgraded from a a Razor.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I think I had a black No,
Speaker 1: I didn't have a BlackBerry had a sidekick.
Speaker 5: Interesting, and I don't remember like this phone probably sucks now,
Speaker 5: but I remember really wanting a voyager, the droid voyager.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a droid voyager or whatever.
Speaker 1: It was a voyager.
Speaker 5: It was like Verizon's iPhone or something like flip did it?
Speaker 5: Like maybe hold on Verizon.
Speaker 1: I almost broke my friend's, one of my friends, one
Speaker 1: of the ones that like you, like you push it
Speaker 1: up and and it's what turns up? Is that not
Speaker 1: the how the side works the I think it was
Speaker 1: slide some member was a slide like you pressed on
Speaker 1: it did like a cool little flippy.
Speaker 6: That's one of the droid's, one of the early dhut up.
Speaker 1: I thought the sidekick did that thing. Yeah, mobile thing.
Speaker 2: Maybe it doesn't look familiar to me though, that doesn't
Speaker 2: look like it's it move.
Speaker 1: I had a chocolate. I had a chocolate first I
Speaker 1: lost it. I still chocolate. I had the red one Akold,
Speaker 1: I still have one that's crazy like it like flips
Speaker 1: right like you. Then the did the the slidey one.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure which one.
Speaker 5: That makes me think of fucking Zoey one on one
Speaker 5: because everybody on that show had like a stupid fake phone,
Speaker 5: got fake side yeah, but that was like before the
Speaker 5: side was real like that really so like it was
Speaker 5: like bullshit, fake designs.
Speaker 1: And they looked stupid as fun only one on one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think about that show. Yeah, Jamie Lynn, she got
Speaker 1: she got, got pregnant and died basically. You see, I
Speaker 1: don't think the remember the song. I look good? Why
Speaker 1: do I remember that? I don't remember it at all.
Speaker 1: I look good today. I don't remember the melody, give
Speaker 1: me a melody, for the for the beat, give me
Speaker 1: the give me the beat. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: the beat. I can't even the beat is so peculiar.
Speaker 1: I can't because I can't, Like, I can't think of it.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I don't want to look it up. Them too lazy.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: You see, I'm here, man, I know. I'm sure we'll
Speaker 1: get to questions right after this because just how I feel.
Speaker 1: So that's the only thing. But it's the same ship
Speaker 1: kind of in it kind of yeah, I know, except
Speaker 1: for no laugh track. I remember Joey want one to
Speaker 1: have a laugh track.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was unsettling in some way from it because
Speaker 2: I remember because I need it was really, man, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: I don't really okay, I remember this and it was
Speaker 1: her singing, right, Yeah, yeah, I think so, Okay, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that was a song that was normally written
Speaker 1: for Michelle Branch.
Speaker 9: Cam plate.
Speaker 1: Let's just get she got pregnant and bless out of
Speaker 1: It got pregnant.
Speaker 2: I think the guy was an adult too, so it
Speaker 2: made it even weirder.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of drama behind that show.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I think, uh like was like Britney Spears,
Speaker 5: I think came on and abused one of the co
Speaker 5: workers or like one of the kids stars.
Speaker 1: Actually I'm not making this up. She was she guest
Speaker 1: started and then she no, I think she was there
Speaker 1: because like her sister was there, and then she just terrorized.
Speaker 2: There's a there's all sorts of ship going on with like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what the you know what she's doing.
Speaker 1: She's just spinning. What do you mean? She was probably
Speaker 1: just spinning on set and they were scared. She does Yeah,
Speaker 1: crash bandicoots spinning scaring. They need to make a Crash
Speaker 1: Bandico game with Britney Spears today, So listen. I forgot
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, oh, like, what the fuck? There
Speaker 1: seems to be.
Speaker 5: Something in the water in Nickelodeon because everybody, seemingly everybody
Speaker 5: or damn near everybody who had a show back then
Speaker 5: just turned out either really fucked up or just really strange.
Speaker 1: Like the nets the Classified people.
Speaker 5: They have their podcast, uh nest the Classified School Survival
Speaker 5: guy that was like a two doesn't three shows something
Speaker 5: like that and uh and they have a podcast where
Speaker 5: they just.
Speaker 1: Talk about how like, yeah, I was fucking sucking everybody
Speaker 1: on this Like yeah, it's I'm not exaggerated, it's it's
Speaker 1: actually funny. It's Uh. The black kid was fine, he
Speaker 1: managed to leave it live unscathed. I'm just black. But
Speaker 1: it's me black. I'm cookie and I'm black. I'm cookie,
Speaker 1: I'm black.
Speaker 2: But the thing about it is that it's so funny
Speaker 2: is because like that girl, Oh, yes, she had a
Speaker 2: tough she's clearly she had a she had a tough
Speaker 2: she had a tough rough stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she went through some rough stuff.
Speaker 5: I just know that she's clearly like she's I think
Speaker 5: she has BPD or something and so and but like
Speaker 5: and all sorts of other things. But on the show
Speaker 5: she's talking about like she's just talking about all this
Speaker 5: personal stuff and it's just like hey.
Speaker 1: Man, like, hey, you don't have to you don't have
Speaker 1: to say I watched. He's like, I didn't. He's just silent.
Speaker 1: He just minds his own business. He's just there for
Speaker 1: a paycheck. Yeah, I think I think so. He's like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: your podcast.
Speaker 6: Because they it's it's funny because they're like I guess
Speaker 6: clearly they were like close for the period of time
Speaker 6: where things happen, and then they kind of obviously drift
Speaker 6: away as you guys get older, you know, we're big
Speaker 6: friends or people around so much soften. But they're like
Speaker 6: the girl that played Mos and Ned We're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 6: we like we were fucking as kids, and he was
Speaker 6: like he's like yeah we were. Yes, we were having
Speaker 6: sex as kids.
Speaker 1: This is weird.
Speaker 6: We're grown ass adults now, but we're in each other's
Speaker 6: lives like we're like they were their first they were
Speaker 6: their first couple.
Speaker 1: They're having like therapy sessions. It's weird.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes sometimes it is, but that's a lot Like
Speaker 5: there's like a Wizards of Waverley Place podcast for all
Speaker 5: the people who can't get work.
Speaker 1: From the show, and like there's other things like that
Speaker 1: where it's just like what the fuck?
Speaker 5: And look on some level interesting and look on some level, look,
Speaker 5: I do think it's a little cringe or do you
Speaker 5: think it's a little weird? But at the same time,
Speaker 5: with how everything's been restructured in Hollywood, where like actors
Speaker 5: aren't getting residuals anymore because it's streaming, on some level,
Speaker 5: I get it, you know, like whatever, just you did
Speaker 5: this thing that's very popular, it's not popular anymore, might
Speaker 5: as well capitalize on it. If you're not gonna get
Speaker 5: your fucking royalties. It's kind of criminal. Try, Yeah, might
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't progresshim for trying, but I do progress him
Speaker 5: for making things that are just not that good.
Speaker 1: That's I think it's I think it's pretty funny. I
Speaker 1: think that podcast destroyed their chance of getting a reboot.
Speaker 1: Do you think that, Well, no, there got their destroyed
Speaker 1: before the first episode. You talk about it. I watched
Speaker 1: the first because they they had an idea shot down,
Speaker 1: but like how old. Now it won't happen and now
Speaker 1: it's you never really.
Speaker 5: Can't like it literally count happen because like didn't are
Speaker 5: you guys people that fucked on our Nickelodeon set?
Speaker 12: Here.
Speaker 2: Oh you brought Coke to the sat or is it
Speaker 2: like crazy ship? Like that you shoved your feet of
Speaker 2: Dan Slander's ass as he asked you.
Speaker 5: Do you tap danced up Dan Schneider's colon and you
Speaker 5: expect us to hire you again?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, so Drake Bell has problems, all of them,
Speaker 2: every every man.
Speaker 5: They're actually they're actually the best off somehow, joh Josh
Speaker 5: and Drake Bell.
Speaker 2: Actually, Josh Peck is it's fine. Josh Peck is happily married.
Speaker 2: He has a pretty decent podcast. He's actually kind of funny.
Speaker 1: I follow him. Uh, Drake is not, shut the funk up.
Speaker 1: You're a pretty good actor. No, he's not. He's not.
Speaker 1: I'm serious. I'm he's a famous, he's a he's a musician.
Speaker 1: He's famous in Mexico. Drake Mell thinking of the same person,
Speaker 1: Drake Bell. He's fine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean he got viciously molested, but you know,
Speaker 5: I mean like as an adult currently.
Speaker 2: Lested and then he almost continued the cycle by flirting
Speaker 2: with a girl like around his head.
Speaker 6: He got molested. Then he has Then he had a
Speaker 6: huge court case and he almost lost his dog.
Speaker 1: Have his daughter.
Speaker 9: No, but wasn't that.
Speaker 1: We didn't we talk about that. That whole thing about
Speaker 1: how that like was actually like wild. It was it
Speaker 1: was over. It was over. It was overblown.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, well because we we we didn't know this store.
Speaker 2: We thought like, oh, this guy is a what a
Speaker 2: massive pedophile. And it turns out that he got lied
Speaker 2: to and stocks the only the only thing that makes
Speaker 2: me and I know it's none of our business, but
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, what's this?
Speaker 1: What does this girl look like?
Speaker 2: I want to see you got like to, but I
Speaker 2: still want to see what she looks like. I only
Speaker 2: say that because at a at a certain point, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: a girl can lie about her age, but I'm like,
Speaker 2: what did you look like? You know what?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Looks like she's like. But
Speaker 1: we were, we were all we've all.
Speaker 2: Looks like Christians, like the Christian not Christian specific the
Speaker 2: Christian wife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh god, we were. We were all in
Speaker 1: high school. I saw that. I saw why you screamed.
Speaker 1: I saw like and I was like, I really wish
Speaker 1: I just didn't know about didact. No, you you made me.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I found a little bit, I
Speaker 2: lost more faith in humanity somehow, I thought I had
Speaker 2: no more room.
Speaker 1: Late he thought you were at the bottom, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, this shouldn't be allowed to happen.
Speaker 1: I felt like when I saw it, I felt like
Speaker 1: the guy lying down with all the arrows stuck in
Speaker 1: his body. You know, yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who other Nickelodeon people are fucked, all of them for
Speaker 2: the most part. Oh Amna, I follow a man of
Speaker 2: buyings she just did. Did you follow her account?
Speaker 1: I follow her real account where she's actually doing an
Speaker 1: art show. She did art show. I wanted to go
Speaker 1: because I was like, bro, I have to. I think
Speaker 1: she lives here still.
Speaker 2: I mean so I didn't see the invitation that so
Speaker 2: he kind of pissed me off because she was like
Speaker 2: promoting the show and I'm like, how do I go?
Speaker 1: That's literally I was like, I don't. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Is this a private that cool? I would love to
Speaker 1: go to Ama, like how is she now? Though? Because
Speaker 1: she was like.
Speaker 2: She might be on MEDICAI. I'm just assuming making huge
Speaker 2: assumptions because she's not. Like when when when we first
Speaker 2: discovered her again where they found her naked fucking on
Speaker 2: the street like out of her mind. She got that
Speaker 2: crazy tattooed, and she was engaged with some guy. She
Speaker 2: was at the drug AA or whatever she was with.
Speaker 2: She got engaged with some guy there that where they're
Speaker 2: trying to heal. I don't know if she's still with
Speaker 2: that guy. Doesn't seem like it. She's putting on a show.
Speaker 2: So I was like, she seems like she's come.
Speaker 1: Back saying I have a shot at Amanda behind seven
Speaker 1: year old? Can I be honest, I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of taking advantage of mentally challenged people.
Speaker 2: Of course, however you however, you aren't.
Speaker 1: That is a true statement. There's a lot of people
Speaker 1: a monster. It's just Jay. It's it's Jaya. Jim's is
Speaker 1: like hello, Amanda.
Speaker 2: No. But in that situation, it's like, you got if
Speaker 2: you can, if you can have a story with Amanda Mines,
Speaker 2: I like, I think I think you should do it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Normally I'd like to leave
Speaker 1: her alone.
Speaker 5: It seems like it seems like more trouble than it's worth. Personally,
Speaker 5: Absolutely it is, but I had such when I was
Speaker 5: a kid, Like actually I thought she was so funny.
Speaker 2: Since it's not me, you know, and it has nothing,
Speaker 2: it wouldn't affect me. I think you should do it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want you to do Yeah, wait, yeah, yeah, go
Speaker 2: make things.
Speaker 1: What was that movie that she was in? She's the
Speaker 1: Man's Is that it? I think so? Yeah? The Man?
Speaker 1: Oh that's oh my god, I saw that recently. How
Speaker 1: did I see it? You the soccer player?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I remember how I saw it because I
Speaker 2: would never watch this movie. It was the the my
Speaker 2: old theater, my old my old gym had a theater room,
Speaker 2: had a cinema room.
Speaker 1: It was just and it was on.
Speaker 2: That was one of the movies that they play, and
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck it? This is clear
Speaker 2: not a dude, this is not the guy, like you know,
Speaker 2: she played her brother and it's so dumb.
Speaker 1: Dumb, so dumb. The suspension that this belief is crazy.
Speaker 1: What are you looking for? That's that's what you were
Speaker 1: thinking of? What you're thinking of? You're fucking you really
Speaker 1: spent time to look for that. We're gonna read questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's five? Is that ship any good? I never even
Speaker 1: said the patreon Oh right, whatever? Too late?
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey for a Christmas sign up for our patron
Speaker 2: Patreon dot com slash the snark Tank.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Merry Christmas, Merry Christy Christmas. Go to the patreon
Speaker 5: start tank.
Speaker 1: Give us money. There's one dollar tier. You get it
Speaker 1: for free ad free early. You're lucky.
Speaker 5: We don't go to you with like a wicker basket
Speaker 5: on a long stick, uh and collect your money that way.
Speaker 2: Because I love that about church. What about the first
Speaker 2: Church of Snork, First Church of Snark. Yeah, we'll figure
Speaker 2: it out. Yeah, we'll definitely do it. I I always
Speaker 2: loved those along along that.
Speaker 1: I think, so there's something it is very funny greedy
Speaker 1: about that. It felt it felt wrong, even like when
Speaker 1: I was like five. I remember I got my allowance.
Speaker 1: I almost like you have to give part of your
Speaker 1: alliance for for tide. And I was like, don't give
Speaker 1: me an allowance, And I think I said something like
Speaker 1: the same thing.
Speaker 5: I'd rather not give any I'd rather not I'd rather
Speaker 5: not get anything than get I then give.
Speaker 1: I'm not bro I'm seeing our pastor. I didn't get
Speaker 1: an allowance though I've never gott an allowance. You never got.
Speaker 5: I got an allowance for like maybe like a couple
Speaker 5: of months. And then my parents just forgot to keep
Speaker 5: doing it. And then I just was like, all right,
Speaker 5: I guess my mom was my mom.
Speaker 2: Technically, did you know something worse than like, say, what
Speaker 2: you would pay like a sweatshop.
Speaker 1: Or did you make you pay rent? Well? It worked.
Speaker 2: We did a lot of work, and oh, we just
Speaker 2: got ten bucks a week, and like tim bucks the
Speaker 2: week is obviously as an adult, you're like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: I only got ten bucks a week.
Speaker 1: And when I really as an adult an so you
Speaker 1: would just.
Speaker 2: Doing a podcast now and we divvy it up, and
Speaker 2: then I'm off like you trying to have my bowl
Speaker 2: of ice, but your bully dode. You have to make
Speaker 2: it putting all this work in on the podcast, all
Speaker 2: these hours. It's getting ten bucks, we get thirty dollars
Speaker 2: a week.
Speaker 1: That seems like we can figure it out. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: we keep going, We'll keep going.
Speaker 6: I kill myself, dude, like I don't like being on
Speaker 6: earth enough to like struggle really hard again, you know,
Speaker 6: like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Yeah, you'd be fine.
Speaker 6: I'd figure knowing my fucking rat ass, I'd figure some
Speaker 6: way to be fine again.
Speaker 1: Somehow. I'd probably prostitute well, I can't. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't see anything negative about sex work.
Speaker 2: So the only reason I do, I do, you know,
Speaker 2: the My only problem is like my self esteem and
Speaker 2: like my my body dys morphia. But if I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I have zero money, I don't. I don't think I
Speaker 2: want to go work at Walmart again.
Speaker 1: I think I know what. Yeah, yeah, I think I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna like try try my like.
Speaker 6: I guess yeah, I would just viag myself out and
Speaker 6: just fucking just turn my hog into the most diabolical
Speaker 6: for me and just blight people.
Speaker 1: With the thing that holds me back genuinely is that
Speaker 1: I actually like my family. You like your Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like my family. Find out I think they would. I
Speaker 1: think it'd be impossible not to do. Why do you
Speaker 1: think people would send it to them or something? So
Speaker 1: I think people are weird like that, you know, dad,
Speaker 1: look at Chris Cock. That's kind of thing. It's like,
Speaker 1: if I didn't like my family, or if I didn't
Speaker 1: care I didn't like my family, or if I didn't care,
Speaker 1: I would have done this years ago.
Speaker 6: But I think that can't be a sex worker, well,
Speaker 6: because Lily would kill you. Well, even outside of that.
Speaker 6: I just I couldn't. I couldn't just be fucking people like.
Speaker 2: Well just say like an only fans, you don't have
Speaker 2: to even do that. What about just only fans like
Speaker 2: I got coming cups?
Speaker 5: People want to do content where you take you take
Speaker 5: a flashlight and put it under your balls, take a
Speaker 5: picture of it.
Speaker 1: You've definitely done that. There's no way, there's no way,
Speaker 1: there's no way you brought that up with that jackass thing.
Speaker 2: I think didn't you did that like for like shadow purposes,
Speaker 2: just because it shines through you can see your balls,
Speaker 2: you see your you see your real balls.
Speaker 1: I've never thought about that you had done that.
Speaker 5: I don't you see, I don't know if it was
Speaker 5: like fucked or something. I've never done that because I
Speaker 5: just first of all, I don't even.
Speaker 1: Well that works.
Speaker 2: I don't think it will work for us. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: like like you got like almost translucent skin.
Speaker 1: We're not black, Derek, We're not actually black.
Speaker 2: When you when you take a when you take a flashlight,
Speaker 2: you put on your hand, it's still do you take
Speaker 2: a flashlight to your finger, like does it shine through
Speaker 2: your finger?
Speaker 1: No, it's impossible, in fact, and in fact reach flash
Speaker 1: light turns dark. It's a dark light.
Speaker 2: I absorb all lights, sir, it just doesn't that was true.
Speaker 1: This room would be dark right now. I even inhumanity,
Speaker 1: you have to put you in a you have to
Speaker 1: kill you off. It would literally kill me and seal
Speaker 1: me off for sure. Not kill you. We had to
Speaker 1: sell you. Kill you. You'd be lying somewhere doing that.
Speaker 1: We see. If you don't kill me, I'm going to
Speaker 1: try to escape. I'm gassing a Polish shower, bro shower
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Questions and you can ask questions too over a patreon
Speaker 2: dot com sas this dark tank.
Speaker 1: Go over there and fucking do it. Merry Christmas. The
Speaker 1: Senate rode in the Senate this said, I love that?
Speaker 1: Is that the Senate theme? Yeah? How could you want
Speaker 1: to be a good guy if the bad guys have
Speaker 1: lightning fingers?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Stop? The Senate rode in. They said,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 5: My three favorite Sassy Gay's new patron here. Welcome, Welcome,
Speaker 5: Welcome to Christmas. After hearing after hearing, Derek ask about
Speaker 5: why we have an in depth depiction of hell and
Speaker 5: not heaven. I thought I did it right, and as
Speaker 5: to why, let's go, yeah, Dante's Inferno, and that's it.
Speaker 1: No, he writes before he says the novel.
Speaker 5: The novel is where our idea of hell stems from,
Speaker 5: and doesn't really have any basis in the religion. Dante
Speaker 5: alg I forget that, how to say that last name,
Speaker 5: simply wrote a banger novel.
Speaker 1: So the church took it and ran with it. Before
Speaker 1: the novel, hell was an abstract metaphysical concept, much like heaven.
Speaker 1: That I guess that makes sense. Yeah, that seems reasonable.
Speaker 1: Though this scares, this scares people take it. So here's
Speaker 1: here's the thing. That Dante's Inn was fictional. I undish.
Speaker 2: I was saying, yes, it's the it's the Hell is real?
Speaker 2: You you it's the the Yeah, I kind of.
Speaker 1: That was like a like a baby. No, no, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say. I'm not speaking because I'm also confused.
Speaker 2: To say a specific word. It's not work word divine,
Speaker 2: the divine. I was gonna say, no, but dine comedy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was trying. I was trying to say something and
Speaker 2: it was advertise, just like stopping. I quit, I quit
Speaker 2: podcasts forever.
Speaker 1: No, So yeah, that's I think I remember hearing this before.
Speaker 1: But I can't. I'm never sure if I just hear things.
Speaker 2: The layers, the layers, especially of Catholicism, right, the layers
Speaker 2: of it and all the in the seventh of the set,
Speaker 2: the descends and all. That's where that stems from. That's
Speaker 2: not everybody's interpretation of hell. You go to the King
Speaker 2: James version and there's very descript versions of what would
Speaker 2: happen things that are tied to it. But they don't
Speaker 2: have that for heaven. And so here's what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: and I know the answer.
Speaker 1: This is more of me.
Speaker 2: It's like rhetorical me asking that question, sure, because it's
Speaker 2: like you need that you need. There's a quote that
Speaker 2: says the fear that the fear is what keeps us here, right,
Speaker 2: It's what keeps you in check, It's what keeps you
Speaker 2: in line. And the promise of something being super awesome
Speaker 2: and very defined, Well, why wouldn't you want that? Why
Speaker 2: wouldn't you go directly towards fucking killing yourself? But then
Speaker 2: they answered that question by saying you so soon, but
Speaker 2: then God will forgive you for forgiveness.
Speaker 6: You see how it keeps like they keep doing it
Speaker 6: so they can kill ourselves and then go to heaven,
Speaker 6: ask God my bad.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to meet you so bad.
Speaker 5: God, I killed myself and then you'd be like for suicide,
Speaker 5: but like within in like a slow acting way, like
Speaker 5: you inject like a lethal pathogen in you and it's
Speaker 5: gonna kill you in a week. Yeah, you've already you've
Speaker 5: done the action of killing yourself. And if you go
Speaker 5: to confession, then you can absolve yourself of that sin
Speaker 5: and you could kill yourself and go to heaven.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you to say Hill Mary's is gonna
Speaker 1: kill you before you finish something.
Speaker 6: You're not gonna go to heaven. Look at see say
Speaker 6: two billion heil Mary. The interpretation of h.
Speaker 1: You would be. The frustrating thing about it is that
Speaker 1: you would lose count. Oh yeah, even if you even
Speaker 1: if you wrote it, you gotta do a clicker? Is
Speaker 1: it gonna go that high thought? Several clickers? Did I
Speaker 1: lose count so easily? Like I'm so bad, like I'm
Speaker 1: I lose count so easily with things because I just
Speaker 1: my mind just fucking doesn't shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: I used to be a freaking like would write down
Speaker 2: how far I can count on just paper?
Speaker 1: What else I swear to god, it like, was this
Speaker 1: before video games? Yes, before you It wasn't before you
Speaker 1: got pussy. It wasn't well before I got pussy. Afterwards.
Speaker 1: This was this was a doing this at thirty? Can
Speaker 1: I count?
Speaker 2: No, I'm talking like this was when.
Speaker 1: And like that ship. To me, it was one of
Speaker 1: the things that it was.
Speaker 2: It was a it was a weird exercise of It
Speaker 2: was also kind of it was like a discipline thing
Speaker 2: where it's like, how like how long can I focus?
Speaker 2: Until I was when I was a kid, I was
Speaker 2: way too into that dumb martial arts stuff and focusing
Speaker 2: and discipline and not playing during recess, fucking training like
Speaker 2: your little I was a dumb kid that was inspired
Speaker 2: by fucking Buddhist and ninjas like way too hard, like
Speaker 2: well not Ninja's but fucking Samurai.
Speaker 1: And then like the uh person, it won't come, It
Speaker 1: won't come. I'm just keep it all in better warrior.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so cool and key blast and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sucking make all these niggas pay. I can't be
Speaker 1: you know, he's not. But I thought.
Speaker 2: I thought, BUTSHDA was like the dope ship. And then yeah,
Speaker 2: I got older, my stupid. It's cool aesthetically, Yeah, they
Speaker 2: were dicks, but it's cool.
Speaker 1: We're gonna all right, are we gonna? Yeah? That was
Speaker 1: just like a statement kind of oh yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: appreciate you writing in man, thank you for being paid. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have I have done things Inferno in my living room.
Speaker 2: On the three sixty Oh no, the book, oh the
Speaker 2: actual book. I wis I had the game, like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I have the Actually I have the game.
Speaker 1: I have it on three It looks like ship I know.
Speaker 1: I have it on disc on my my TV. I
Speaker 1: popped it in. It looks like why would you put
Speaker 1: that on a nice TV? I second?
Speaker 2: So yeah, because I even I popped in Dragoning Georgians
Speaker 2: because I just want to see my safe states.
Speaker 1: And I was like, it's like, man, this looks rough
Speaker 1: on uh this TV.
Speaker 2: And it kind of annoyed me because I I think
Speaker 2: it's just because it's specifically a three sixty poor and
Speaker 2: it has no yeah you know, but everything looks so
Speaker 2: when I played an emulation an emulated God of War
Speaker 2: three before, well it's still not on PC, but I
Speaker 2: saw I played a and yeah it looks.
Speaker 1: Rough, right, yeah, yeah, appropriately I think Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: love to play that game again.
Speaker 2: I remember really like it.
Speaker 5: Yaslin Yaslin Clemens on Spotify and Apple Music. Not really
Speaker 5: a question, but good lore. Since you guys have been
Speaker 5: talking about Scatman so much, nice a season. Sorry, has
Speaker 5: a show called Master of None, and there's a part
Speaker 5: of the show where some dude at the bar is
Speaker 5: going around picking up women with the fact that Scatman,
Speaker 5: he is a scatman's son, He's.
Speaker 1: The scat child. He's a scatling. He's a scatling. There's
Speaker 1: my little scatling gun. That's what. That's what a scamming.
Speaker 2: Master of None in the first two seasons are so
Speaker 2: fucking good man. What happened to him? By the way, Yeah,
Speaker 2: took a break, He got canceled for that thing that
Speaker 2: I remember feeling.
Speaker 1: Like he got cancer for. It wasn't it wasn't. He
Speaker 1: kind of crazy that he didn't do anything.
Speaker 2: He they had a a sexual encounter that many of
Speaker 2: people have all the time, and she just wasn't really
Speaker 2: retro you know, retroactively, and you're like.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's that sucked. That's every encounter I've ever had.
Speaker 2: It's like, it doesn't that does not constitute sexual assault,
Speaker 2: That constitutes that sucked. It happens we I've had encounters
Speaker 2: where it's like we agreed to do some ship, but
Speaker 2: then it felt kind of weird.
Speaker 1: It wasn't great, and it's like now I'm like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to like victim blame the girl wants
Speaker 1: her butthole was square. I was what the fucking you, asshole?
Speaker 1: How this happened?
Speaker 2: Taking If that would actually I think I wouldn't. My
Speaker 2: dick wouldn't be able to get hard. I'd be way
Speaker 2: too distracted. Yah, hit it from the back, and it's like.
Speaker 1: It's a perfect like perfect rind square. Do you ask
Speaker 1: about it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: I would ask about it. Why is your I'm already there, Like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, how much more vulnerable? Why are you staring
Speaker 1: at my asshole? I'm sensitive? What else am I looking
Speaker 1: at your fucking back? Her eyes were also square too.
Speaker 1: I forgot you minecraft I think I might have just
Speaker 1: been loosening fair enough. Anyway, that's uh, that's pretty good,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a great like, oh, he says, would
Speaker 1: you consider that a good opener? So? Hi, my dad
Speaker 1: is scatman. I don't imagine his is pulling much pussy
Speaker 1: personally zero, Yes, unfortunately I cannot sat Damn. That's like,
Speaker 1: that's like Louis Scatchtron. He's got strong man. Do you know?
Speaker 1: Do you know the lyrics when he's just like rapping
Speaker 1: and ship Do you know any of that part of
Speaker 1: this song? I think I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, listen, I'm gonna fucking do something. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna touch you and undress you, and I'm gonna sex
Speaker 2: yoursalt you. But it's not gonna be sexual because you're
Speaker 2: gonna like.
Speaker 1: It bars like it's something like that. Right, He's right,
Speaker 1: it's something.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a sexual assault you, but you're not gonna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, run through it, like get the whole. I don't know. Fuck,
Speaker 1: I know, I remember, I remember parts of it.
Speaker 2: Listen, it's me I got a pedophil snatch and I
Speaker 2: actually remember you're putting you're.
Speaker 1: Putting these words in my he he's usurping your thought.
Speaker 1: He's fuck, what is it? Whatever? I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't care enough. It's gonna take me minutes upon minutes
Speaker 1: of silent contemplation to figure this out. Perfect mustache that
Speaker 1: I can swift through like a sift through your square.
Speaker 5: Buttole I know it may be crazy on my heart
Speaker 5: like something scatting to everybody started one way or the
Speaker 5: this to check out my message to you.
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, I don't let nothing hold
Speaker 2: you back. If the scatman can do it, so can
Speaker 2: you on the scap man, Holy, that's part of it
Speaker 2: that I remember. That is yeah, I think I think.
Speaker 1: No, that sounds that sounds definitely like that was right,
Speaker 1: sounds believable. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 5: Anyway, scat script over here, man bluster on your back,
Speaker 5: script like sandscript like it's his scat language.
Speaker 2: All right, Goku. But he's voiced by Louis Armstrong. I
Speaker 2: didn't read this question ahead of time. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You killed Drilling?
Speaker 12: How dare you? He was a good man and you've
Speaker 12: taken his life.
Speaker 1: Lend me your energy.
Speaker 12: I'm Time's dad, Krilling, Krilling. Let him live, I said
Speaker 12: to the future, He'll be a great ally. I've gotta
Speaker 12: go to Namic. I've gotta protect my friend. I always
Speaker 12: bury the hatchet. We have to make a new planet
Speaker 12: of people here. I always are people are gone.
Speaker 1: I always I always think about that video of him
Speaker 1: singing that's it, so that is such an iconic That
Speaker 1: is an iconic video. It's the laugh when the dude
Speaker 1: stuns breaking character that really gets.
Speaker 5: There's some like Internet Hall of Fame videos like that
Speaker 5: where I just I look at them and I think,
Speaker 5: it's like, that's that's living forever. It's like that one
Speaker 5: video of that old Brandon Roberts or Brandon Rodgers sketch
Speaker 5: where he goes like they're in an office and he's like, ah.
Speaker 1: It's like something it says rapist on a board and
Speaker 1: they're they're like scared, and it's like, what's the only
Speaker 1: thing worse than a rapist?
Speaker 5: And then he pulls out the world the word child,
Speaker 5: so it's his child rapist and then the guy turns
Speaker 5: to the camera he goes a child. There's some videos
Speaker 5: it's like it's very like I remember because it was
Speaker 5: like really early example, it was like college Do you
Speaker 5: remember college humor back in the day, it was like
Speaker 5: old content that was like well produced.
Speaker 1: I remember that, Yeah, like like usually well produced.
Speaker 6: Like fucking scared me because smash and college humor on
Speaker 6: the same umbrella, now right, they're the same.
Speaker 1: I have no fucking college humor still exists. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: kind of surprising. It's kind of it's called drop out
Speaker 1: network now. For the most part, I think a lot
Speaker 1: of those people. Actually, there's some people I think went
Speaker 1: on to sn L. Well, Pete Jones was really big.
Speaker 8: Is that right, Pete Jones, Pete Jones, Is that not right,
Speaker 8: Pete Holmes? Yes, yes, yes, the Batman, Yeah he was.
Speaker 1: He was a bad man. Yeah. I love his impression
Speaker 1: because it sucks. Yeah, but it's it's so specific. Wow,
Speaker 1: you stabbed me like two were sad. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. It's so specific. That's it's dude.
Speaker 2: It's so weird remembering that was like that era, like
Speaker 2: I used to love hardly working, Oh my god, working
Speaker 2: with h.
Speaker 1: Jake and Jake and Emuir. Yeah, Jac and were on it. Uh.
Speaker 1: There was a guy Patrick, I can't remember his name.
Speaker 1: I still remember one of the rat he was. He
Speaker 1: was around us. He was he lived in because I
Speaker 1: remember running in and I was like, you can't hack this.
Speaker 1: You're the wackness that that's I guess, No, that's not
Speaker 1: the one that was the No, he's in that one.
Speaker 2: He's he's like, he's the one that was the earliest
Speaker 2: time that I remember seeing him, he was like around
Speaker 2: in the heights when nobody cares.
Speaker 6: That's yeah, I'm waitning in your face looks like man's.
Speaker 6: That's grinning like the beginning. Don't eat so much. I
Speaker 6: remember all of those raps at the back of my
Speaker 6: fucking head.
Speaker 1: That's ancific thing to remember, because I remember the rat
Speaker 1: battle because it was so all right, bitch, let's take
Speaker 1: it down to town of town. It's time to be
Speaker 1: down a cyclopedia brown now.
Speaker 2: I don't want to piss on every superficial issue was
Speaker 2: easy to issue.
Speaker 1: Why do we remember this? I haven't heard. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen that video. Your dad's in a college.
Speaker 5: All the family got comedy, we got we're running late.
Speaker 5: I can't believe I remember that, actually, because I haven't
Speaker 5: watched that video in ten plus years. Say it's it's
Speaker 5: it's like it was so fucking catchy.
Speaker 2: All right, that was really jarring. Yeah, I'm kind of like,
Speaker 2: what's happening? You were older read the video?
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was also like I don't know, getting pussy,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, I was en pokemon would wow. I
Speaker 1: was busy sneaking my baby teeth in the people's sandwiches.
Speaker 1: Real ship.
Speaker 6: Uh college humor age for us when you were watching it,
Speaker 6: like like early high school, you were in college in
Speaker 6: that area.
Speaker 1: College Like this is dumb, this is a college.
Speaker 5: I think they genuinely had some good sketches great, although
Speaker 5: it's like any it's like any sketch comedy.
Speaker 1: I guess it's like it's like, dude, Christmas the Christmas
Speaker 1: joke swap. Oh dude, we should do that, and you
Speaker 1: would not have to do that. I don't think it
Speaker 1: works with that an audience. Uh you know what we're
Speaker 1: talking about. No, I don't know.
Speaker 5: So on Saturday Night Live, the two Weekend Update people,
Speaker 5: they usually they do uh it's Colin, Joseph Michael Jay,
Speaker 5: and they do this thing where they give each other
Speaker 5: every Christmas Day they write jokes for each other and
Speaker 5: the goal is to just fuck the other person over
Speaker 5: and just like have them say really hating the ship.
Speaker 5: Like it's usually like the Black Eye making uh Colin
Speaker 5: say really racist ship.
Speaker 1: Like what was it like, Oh, I have a great
Speaker 1: idea for an you black Superman, the Man of Steel.
Speaker 1: I remember that.
Speaker 5: It was like there's like a lot of good ones,
Speaker 5: but like this one was fucking crazy. It was like
Speaker 5: it was like he made him just do it all
Speaker 5: in like black voice, but so he was like me up,
Speaker 5: He's like not for real though, it's pretty good. Like
Speaker 5: I I appreciate when.
Speaker 1: They like that is the best closing part of the
Speaker 1: that's worth it all of a sudden.
Speaker 5: I like weekend updates, Like I'll seek out the weekend
Speaker 5: update clips still because they're they're like there are really
Speaker 5: good examples of like that's good joke writing study to
Speaker 5: like just see how they do it. Like my favorite
Speaker 5: thing is like Mitch McConnell's seen here and it's like
Speaker 5: a picture of him looking fucked up, and it's it's
Speaker 5: usually like seene here after learning a I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1: Who cares. I just got so tired. I just realized
Speaker 1: I haven't eaten it all today because I've been film me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't eaten because my fucking god, my acid was
Speaker 1: so bad that I was like, I need a re
Speaker 1: said I need a fast dude, somebody please clip out that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fucking perfect anyway, Goku but his voice by
Speaker 5: Louis Armstrong wrote and he says hello the Minority Brothers.
Speaker 5: This is mostly for Derek. A lot of Simpsons fans
Speaker 5: argue on whether or not the voice actor should retire,
Speaker 5: like the ones from Marge, Flanders, Bart and mister Burns.
Speaker 5: Do you think that a new cast should replace them
Speaker 5: or are you Simpson a Simpsons purists and think that
Speaker 5: they should be kept on?
Speaker 2: Oh no, if if they sound really fucking awful, like
Speaker 2: say Marge, I think objectively everybody thinks that, right, head off,
Speaker 2: it's me they should replace him with the Louis Ai
Speaker 2: Louis Armstrong. Yeah, yeah, get a computer, get a computer
Speaker 2: to not replicate their voice.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's rough. It's like there's a clip I saw recently.
Speaker 5: Did you I feel like you would see this.
Speaker 2: I probably haven't seen it really, like like like New Simpsons. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's like pep, we're talking about Scots really really
Speaker 2: well written. It's like heartfelt or something.
Speaker 5: It's like something about like how Flanders puts a fucking
Speaker 5: sticker on his or he puts a post it known
Speaker 5: on his mirror every day from maud Or and he
Speaker 5: texts and his number still and he got a message
Speaker 5: back and it was like sad because it was just
Speaker 5: somebody else and it's it is well, it's decently written
Speaker 5: and it's like, yeah, yeah, it's not bad. It's probably
Speaker 5: I've heard things about like how the cimisons is actually
Speaker 5: better right now, but I can't appreciate it because everybody
Speaker 5: sounds like they're dying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mister Burns does sound pretty hoarse.
Speaker 5: Burns sounds old, but not in a way that's fun.
Speaker 5: So it's like you think that it would work for
Speaker 5: the character because it's like, oh, he's finally old, but no,
Speaker 5: it's so much worse.
Speaker 1: I well know, Yeah, it's no the purest thing stupid.
Speaker 1: It's like it with anything.
Speaker 2: It's it's like at a certain point, like say, let's
Speaker 2: just say, for the same of argument, they made another
Speaker 2: die Hard movie.
Speaker 1: H Bruce Willis is gone. His mind is gone. Unfortunately
Speaker 1: he has a to where he it's like a dimension.
Speaker 2: Do you think that they would ever do a c
Speaker 2: G Bruce Willis, He's so crazy to me, it's like
Speaker 2: like polar explains, so fucking you crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't let you said that. It's so offensive. I
Speaker 1: would want to see that, like absolutely watch it.
Speaker 2: But for the voice actors, Yeah, just give fucking Troy
Speaker 2: Baker to do everything.
Speaker 1: Troy Baker, Just Joy Baker. I'm sure he can do
Speaker 1: March too.
Speaker 2: I bet he's that's that Roger Clark, Yeah, Roger Clark And.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey homie, Bart, you can't do that Bart? What
Speaker 1: can look? Can I shoulder? Don't have a count man count.
Speaker 1: I love his voice, there's no there's no work in
Speaker 1: his voice acting at all. It's like, what the hell now, Lisa,
Speaker 1: you gotta come help me. I gotta play my saxophone.
Speaker 1: He's all of them, No, he's all the kids. That's
Speaker 1: he's Maggie. Also where I'm half alien, where when half alien?
Speaker 6: It's the fucking Christmas the Halloween specials where they're like,
Speaker 6: I love drest horror. When I was little man, they
Speaker 6: were so very good.
Speaker 1: You didn't like him, No, I didn't. Treats aren't real this.
Speaker 2: Guy, This guys are fantastic. The aliens fucking taking over
Speaker 2: Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. Yes, fucking one of the things.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 5: Do I have a controversial opinion on this? I think
Speaker 5: I think for the for the sake of the sh
Speaker 5: for the quality of the show, yeah, they should probably
Speaker 5: get rid of them, right, or they should get like
Speaker 5: they should replace them with better actors or just like
Speaker 5: younger people who can do impressions of.
Speaker 1: Which there are, but the Simpsons is it's never gonna be.
Speaker 5: Better than it was again, you know, so to me,
Speaker 5: I just think about it, it's like, listen, this is
Speaker 5: just kind of on its ride. The people who made it,
Speaker 5: if they want to keep doing they're not being forced
Speaker 5: to do it. They're just like the money is just
Speaker 5: so good.
Speaker 1: It's like why woa. Yeah this So for me, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, let them do it. It's who cares.
Speaker 2: They're definitely going for the You're You're actually right about
Speaker 2: that in a sense that diehard Simpsons fans aren't watching
Speaker 2: that closely. They don't really care. And then when you
Speaker 2: do think about it, oh, get your bag, and clearly
Speaker 2: they're doing it for also to have the longest running series.
Speaker 2: It's probably try to be like untouched. And I imagine
Speaker 2: that they probably would stopped at South Park stopped for example, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because south Park.
Speaker 1: They're forming this easier.
Speaker 2: It's just always current events now, and they could surpass
Speaker 2: the Simpsons if they want.
Speaker 1: If if the Simpsons stop, what's the longest running show
Speaker 1: right now? Probably Doctor Who? Maybe I think it's not
Speaker 1: I love Lucy, see I don't well are you. Are
Speaker 1: you dumb or are you just confused? There's like who
Speaker 1: because it hasn't didn't that show stop? Did it stop?
Speaker 1: I thought? I thought little? What I mean is like
Speaker 1: it did it always has?
Speaker 2: It been a continuous pretty sure every Uh it's never
Speaker 2: like not had a I don't know they didn't have
Speaker 2: like a doctor who shipping in or something who? Because
Speaker 2: I thought I thought they had like a revamp in
Speaker 2: like the mid two thousands, and but it did it
Speaker 2: keep going or something?
Speaker 1: I don't know. S and L is probably up there
Speaker 1: there in their fiftieth year. Yeah, suck no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he grows the longest, live live. It's just fucking black dudes.
Speaker 1: So it's the Simpsons. What's your guys opinion?
Speaker 6: It's gun smoke, the Simpsons, Lawn Order, Law and Order, SVU, Lacey, Lassie, Lacy.
Speaker 1: I didn't like guns last, Lassie. That's about a dog.
Speaker 1: What's number one?
Speaker 7: One?
Speaker 1: What's number one? But they can't I'm so rude, looked
Speaker 1: through the eye. There's just this isn't in Number one
Speaker 1: is Simpsons? So it is.
Speaker 2: So that's what I think they I think the only
Speaker 2: reason they truly exist is to have that crown and
Speaker 2: I feel like South Park.
Speaker 1: And threaten them. No, no South Park claiming up there.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I just feel like they have the potential that they
Speaker 1: could go on forever. Yeah, for sure. And c yes,
Speaker 1: like like I'm not talking about n C. Lawn Order
Speaker 1: can always beat them to Law Order. It's just that
Speaker 1: just crying. I could want.
Speaker 2: We could write way better shows. So yeah, Law and Order.
Speaker 2: We can make a episode that's an next Animal. We
Speaker 2: give a lot of episode that'd be that for Suttle
Speaker 2: New Years exactly. It's gonna be because it will turn
Speaker 2: into s V. But yeah, it starts off the big bro,
Speaker 2: get the funk out of here, get me way too
Speaker 2: much sexual assault happening.
Speaker 5: We're gonna, we're gonna we're gonna write a loner episode
Speaker 5: about white collar Prime.
Speaker 1: I want that nigga the base on and every scene
Speaker 1: he's playing all the body on the ground and this
Speaker 1: nigga is going on stepping all over the body. That's
Speaker 1: the question. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Well, so my question is like, because I've I've seen
Speaker 5: this a lot online and it's a general sentiment, but
Speaker 5: like I don't know if I really understand it or
Speaker 5: agree with it, which is the idea it's like and
Speaker 5: and the verbiage of this question is very specific. Yeah,
Speaker 5: or this statement SNL isn't funny anymore.
Speaker 1: I disagree. The thing to me is that like Saturday right.
Speaker 2: Life has always been like ten percent hit. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: this scene feels the sa ninety percent miss.
Speaker 1: It feels the same to me. Yeah, it feels like identical.
Speaker 5: Like every now and again, like an SNL Scotch will
Speaker 5: pop up on my for you page or whatever, and
Speaker 5: I'll watch it.
Speaker 2: I'll be like, that was pretty good. But I would
Speaker 2: never sit through a full episode of Saturday and Eline.
Speaker 6: Right, some of them, some of the moments. I think
Speaker 6: the talents are not as bombastically funny.
Speaker 2: I just feel like if people aren't as famous, like
Speaker 2: say Chris Farley, Chris Rock, they don't have like that's
Speaker 2: those people like Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1: Was on SNL.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like they don't have like they don't have
Speaker 2: like I feel like that's the only difference. But even
Speaker 2: when you go back and watch a lot of the
Speaker 2: Old Ship, because I was like, oh, let me make
Speaker 2: a point to watch of it.
Speaker 1: I it was so hit or miss.
Speaker 2: It was nothing like say, my funny bone, and my
Speaker 2: immature sense of humor is way more aligned with Matt TV.
Speaker 2: That TV was way more immature and wacky and ship
Speaker 2: in a way that like there was a family fighting
Speaker 2: for like two minutes or something and then it turns
Speaker 2: out into the Dishop commercial and like it was just
Speaker 2: like that one is so fucking family feud where it
Speaker 2: was like literally the Myger family versus the Cracker and
Speaker 2: then fucking Louis Anderson as Will Sasso. Louis Anderson's like
Speaker 2: it's the Biggers versus the Crackers, and I'm like, my
Speaker 2: child brain is like, Bigger, I.
Speaker 1: Thought you high five altn't. I literally forced my mom
Speaker 1: to watch that. That was crazy. You have to see this,
Speaker 1: and she's she's like bowling her eyes. She she she
Speaker 1: found it funny, but it was one of those things
Speaker 1: that I'm a dumb kids. She doesn't want to do
Speaker 1: this right now, right so she's like, that was I never.
Speaker 6: I literally never showed my grandma anything I saw funny
Speaker 6: because I would have gotten in trouble every single moment
Speaker 6: of comedy for me as a kid.
Speaker 1: Well, it was clean. It was on TV. It wasn't
Speaker 1: it wasn't try. It was Olympics. It was innuendo. But yeah,
Speaker 1: Matt TV. I liked more as a kid. It was
Speaker 1: like it was like everyone was somewhere now crazy, which
Speaker 1: is insane.
Speaker 6: All of them have like wild care except for the
Speaker 6: guy that paid the little kid that would always wear
Speaker 6: his pants.
Speaker 1: He had this blue Tom No, Oh my god, Michael, wait,
Speaker 1: that's not right Michael McDowd No, because it's McDow it's McDonald.
Speaker 1: But because Tom McDonald's a singer, right, I think I
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Is that guy with a
Speaker 1: very specific face in my head right now?
Speaker 2: He has one of my favorite scenes in Austin Powers
Speaker 2: where he gets four. He gets ran over by a
Speaker 2: steamroller and he's like, fucking so far away. No, it's
Speaker 2: just slowly into towards sounds good. Yeah, his name is
Speaker 2: something McDonald.
Speaker 1: But because Tom McDonald's, isn't that a singer?
Speaker 5: I know what you're talking Yeah, I think his name
Speaker 5: is McDonald's baby. I don't know do McDonald Mad TV?
Speaker 5: Because it's not Michael McDonald McDonald's Mad TV actor?
Speaker 1: You wait, Michael McDonald's the singer, and maybe his name
Speaker 1: is Tom Donald. McDonald is the rapper. It's no, you're
Speaker 1: right in Michael McDonald's so it's Michael McDonald. But is
Speaker 1: there a singer? Isn't there a singer's? Yeah? That guy, man,
Speaker 1: that guy's unmistakable face. He looks aged, well man, but
Speaker 1: he looks great.
Speaker 5: But dude, yeah, Matt TV was was iconically like immature
Speaker 5: and dumb, and I would say on Matt TV plenty.
Speaker 1: People are one of the ogs. He was in a
Speaker 1: lot of them.
Speaker 6: Will Sasso is my favorite, my personal favorite. I I
Speaker 6: love which Orlando Jones whatever he was in. Oh my god,
Speaker 6: I forgot about Orlando Jones.
Speaker 1: Ude. He always had some wild him in Debra which
Speaker 1: wild moments. I've had a you know, interesting encounter with her.
Speaker 1: You should have you should have piped. I mean that's
Speaker 1: so interesting, man, thinking about it like that would have
Speaker 1: been awesome. Bobby Lee too. Obviously they went on to
Speaker 1: fucking have Star Run. But dude, like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: Like I was watching Cole Parker to the like fifteenth time.
Speaker 5: The the Saturday Night Live to me is just yeah,
Speaker 5: it's always been like mostly miss and that's probably just
Speaker 5: because the fact that they're like writing new sketch comedy
Speaker 5: every fucking week. Those people used are absolutely on cocaine,
Speaker 5: you know, or at least were absolutely on cocaine to
Speaker 5: do that ship.
Speaker 2: They're on X now or whatever. No, that's the opposite.
Speaker 1: They're probably on sins now.
Speaker 2: They're on the what's that sins Yeah, the little nicotine tablets, gotcha?
Speaker 1: Fent? No, they're they're Did you see somebody made the
Speaker 1: edit of the squid word doing the can fent? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'll say it to you. I liked it, so I
Speaker 1: thought it would just like, no, it's so good. Yes,
Speaker 1: but dude, I watched it. Dude.
Speaker 5: I watched some as an El sketches recently, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: this is unhinged to the point where it's just like
Speaker 5: like borders on Matt TV, like Bill Burr playing a
Speaker 5: firefighter who like and they're doing like a psyche val
Speaker 5: with like Rorshact tests and everybody has a normal Warshack test,
Speaker 5: but like he gets like de Van Art furry porn
Speaker 5: of like minions getting impregnated and he has to like
Speaker 5: explain everybody's like that's a flower and it's like they're
Speaker 5: getting I don't know, man, I think.
Speaker 1: I know the difference.
Speaker 2: Actually, I never really thought about this that show is
Speaker 2: actually live.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just what I really think. I never really thought
Speaker 1: about it. I was like Matt TV.
Speaker 2: They do takes, yeah, they can read, so they they
Speaker 2: literally to get together the best show that they have.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That Actually it's stupid that I never thought about that
Speaker 2: when it's been you never thought about.
Speaker 1: Is comparatively, like like, why did I like this? One's why?
Speaker 1: I guess I just assumed that they were live somehow
Speaker 1: in my head, like Matti Vye front of an audience.
Speaker 2: But no, they're not live. They've never there's never sitcom.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's it's a sitcom. And so it's one of
Speaker 2: the things Where'm like, oh yeah, duh. Not only is
Speaker 2: the humor, I like the humor more, but why did
Speaker 2: it seem more polished?
Speaker 1: Obviously?
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of many skits that I've seen with SNL
Speaker 2: where they're fucking you know, breaking character, where they're cheeseing
Speaker 2: there sometimes like which is I I love?
Speaker 1: I do love?
Speaker 5: Those are my favorite ones when they break the Californians
Speaker 5: with like with a Bill Hayter, yes, where he's where
Speaker 5: they're all doing that stupid It's like they're trying to
Speaker 5: do a soap opera.
Speaker 1: But it's in like what are you doing here?
Speaker 5: And Bill Bill haters fucking losing in the back and
Speaker 5: it looks like his eyes are gonna fall out. That's
Speaker 5: the best ship like because that's that's when it feels
Speaker 5: like they're actually having fun doing it.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like contagious.
Speaker 6: Breaking character is funny, especially if it's like listen, shimmy
Speaker 6: found does it all the time.
Speaker 2: I don't like how he looks at me because it's
Speaker 2: not it doesn't feel even authentic.
Speaker 1: Bro character.
Speaker 2: It's exactly, it's not exactly, it's I'm someone should shoot him.
Speaker 1: I let's go to the bank bank. This ship's so perfect. Uh,
Speaker 1: Carson look crazy. I was like, this looks kind of funny.
Speaker 1: People keep writing in about this kind of thing and
Speaker 1: I don't really understand it. Kevin Duran's feet road and
Speaker 1: he says, please look up r f K Junior's wife.
Speaker 2: Oh, like like about her specifically, Like that's all it says. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I wonder if she did something recently Junior's wife, Oh
Speaker 2: like who is she?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like what was married?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well yeah, but r f K Junior, who's r
Speaker 1: K JR? Who's r K r OK? I think died
Speaker 1: in a plane crash. That's right. So so the current
Speaker 1: like r f K. You know he's married. He's married
Speaker 1: to Cheryl Hines. I know that worms, the worms will
Speaker 1: inherit us all inherent. It's crazy word will be bequeft.
Speaker 2: I just like my fucking stupid as jojo. Literally, I've
Speaker 2: been buying these sour worms like crazy. That's why my
Speaker 2: acid so bad? Do I bought a I bought a
Speaker 2: case of sour power straws.
Speaker 1: Dude, just this something about like sour c good. Something
Speaker 1: happened like I think I I got I hit. Something
Speaker 1: hit me last night where I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know how much longer these things will exist the world.
Speaker 5: So I just like for some reason, I was like
Speaker 5: weird panicked or not panicked, but like paranoid. Cheryl Hines
Speaker 5: from a Curb Enthusiasm is married to Yeah. And what's
Speaker 5: so funny about that is is Glary David's never at
Speaker 5: these events.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite thing. Yeah. So and you know she uh,
Speaker 1: she she fucking she's she got on board the whole
Speaker 1: new train because he was very against everything that he
Speaker 1: was doing with his insanity and his conspiracy theories and
Speaker 1: thinking Kim trails are real, and.
Speaker 2: I know you had a forked penis who I think
Speaker 2: with his previous marriage, the he that the only reason
Speaker 2: we know about the brain worms story was because he
Speaker 2: was trying to get out of paying her money by
Speaker 2: saying he's disabled. The brain word basically rotted his brain
Speaker 2: and so he shouldn't be able to dorm stole.
Speaker 6: Political But he doesn't have a office, he can't pay
Speaker 6: back yes money, take his wife.
Speaker 1: And I want you to look at You may not
Speaker 1: see it. You may not see it Kingston, But there
Speaker 1: is a circus tint all the way from California to Maine.
Speaker 1: I think I've ever seen a circus tant. You may
Speaker 1: not see it. It's too wide. It's like not being
Speaker 1: able to see the true curvature of the world because
Speaker 1: it's too fucking big, right, It's so big you have
Speaker 1: to really pan out to really see the curvature. But
Speaker 1: like it's there, the circumstants there.
Speaker 6: I want to go to the gardener Eden, have God
Speaker 6: be like Donny Dapples, say fuck you and swallow three
Speaker 6: of them.
Speaker 1: So and it's it's become badness.
Speaker 2: I just want to use I just want to use
Speaker 2: the snake as a fleshlight, dude, and like fucking serpent devils,
Speaker 2: Like that's so disrespect Like I don't even believe in that,
Speaker 2: believe in them, but it's the Devil's like fucking take this.
Speaker 1: You're just like, no, I want this, and you just
Speaker 1: that Devil's mascaro is running and ship you kick it
Speaker 1: when you're the best Scara runs. It's like, that's not
Speaker 1: a casual encounter.
Speaker 6: It's, uh, you don't do that's someone you love. It's
Speaker 6: very really don't know what. You don't fuck someone like
Speaker 6: that you love.
Speaker 1: Like seeing that.
Speaker 2: I remember Thom's girl says how much he loves that,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I hate that ship, dude.
Speaker 1: It feels bewildering.
Speaker 2: It's it looks like a girl who's fucking just had
Speaker 2: a horrific time and you think that's hot when you're
Speaker 2: throating her.
Speaker 1: That's I think it's cool. And I leave my wife
Speaker 1: shaking in the bed. It's great. I love that my
Speaker 1: wife can't walk. Yeah yeah, man, that's crazy. Me too,
Speaker 1: me too, scat man, moving on immediately. I ain't paying
Speaker 1: my TV running throat, sorry fu you, I ain't paying
Speaker 1: my TV license, bitch. Verry Christmas, by the way, is
Speaker 1: getting all fucked up due to its PG thirteen rating.
Speaker 1: You can put one fuck in each Lord of the Rings?
Speaker 5: Where do you put them? And why is it always going? No,
Speaker 5: he had a suggestion, but I want I don't. I
Speaker 5: don't want to spoil it in case. It's like one
Speaker 5: of our ideas. So oh you can't read, Yeah, you
Speaker 5: need glasses.
Speaker 1: It's shapes.
Speaker 5: So yeah, if we could place the word fuck, we
Speaker 5: have one fuck to allocate to the Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1: Where are you putting it? I'm sorry, fellowship or or
Speaker 1: anywhere any anyone? Like he says, all three, but like
Speaker 1: I just pick one. You know, damn, I wouldn't wanted
Speaker 1: to be I'd want to be the N word.
Speaker 2: But like I know, I know, I'm I'm aware, I
Speaker 2: want for dinner, make them most see what what. So
Speaker 2: the way that I would actually do it, it would
Speaker 2: be in a completely casual sense to where you would
Speaker 2: almost miss it, because I'm just that's how my brain works.
Speaker 2: But to not waste it, obviously, you shall not pass.
Speaker 2: You shall not fucking pass. You shall not fucking pass.
Speaker 1: I like the idea, well, first of so that's so.
Speaker 5: So he actually wrote in Where do you put it?
Speaker 5: And why is it always going to be you shall
Speaker 5: not fucking pass that's true?
Speaker 1: How is it not gonna be like that is the
Speaker 1: most what's that? What's the iconic line? What is the
Speaker 1: line that he says when like Gandov is like on
Speaker 1: the edge and he's about he's falling, he says, long
Speaker 1: live the King. He does not say that. That's fucking
Speaker 1: mufasso what's his name?
Speaker 2: Mufassas fossor you guys, brother?
Speaker 1: I learned African? Okay, which one? Which one is the time?
Speaker 1: Which one? Which language? Which language is based off of?
Speaker 1: All of them?
Speaker 2: And an African not Afrikaans, not Afrikaans an African we
Speaker 2: say muffs muffser and lioncom.
Speaker 1: Lion. I watched the Lion.
Speaker 5: I'm only realizing. I'm only realizing now. I don't really
Speaker 5: know any of the linking names. Nala, Simba, scar and that's.
Speaker 1: It, Cobo scaria. I don't know that. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know the dude I saw like you don't
Speaker 2: know the black coded characters exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hyenas, yea's not black coded? Are you sure
Speaker 1: the hyenas are silly coded? Well? No, actually the voice
Speaker 1: by people actually think all of them right, I mean
Speaker 1: they seem violent. Definitely Whoopy Goldberg one of them wood
Speaker 1: be Goldberg. What a name that she's married to a
Speaker 1: Jewish man. That's what she chose.
Speaker 6: She chose Whoopy, that will be golden whoops probably something else,
Speaker 6: but tools I know.
Speaker 2: Actually it's actually short for whoops to f woopen stein
Speaker 2: whooping stein.
Speaker 1: So whatever, you shall not pass. I like that. I
Speaker 1: like the idea of him like screaming as he's falling.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking like for gotten door, fucking gone door.
Speaker 2: But what about when Frodo gets his his fucking finger
Speaker 2: bitting off. That would be great, and then fucking that
Speaker 2: piece of ship bites his fucking fingers.
Speaker 1: Dobby speaking knocked down, drive down, blood.
Speaker 2: Fight, Come on, bro, Dobby fucking nine times out of ten,
Speaker 2: he's gonna use magic to make him.
Speaker 1: Normally, if you.
Speaker 2: Touch fucking Gollum, like you'll your your fucking your your.
Speaker 1: Finger just go through him. Like he just seems rotten.
Speaker 1: He seems he seems like wet paper mache. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: you'd be like just a slight bit of.
Speaker 6: I feel I feel like I feel like Gollem's kind
Speaker 6: of guy that like will trip your mother, bash you
Speaker 6: with a rock, and you pick a rock and hit
Speaker 6: him back, and you would annihilate him, like you would
Speaker 6: kill him really bad, but you feel bad.
Speaker 1: He'd be like, oh man, you wouldn't be.
Speaker 5: Able to get the jump on him, I don't think,
Speaker 5: because he would attack you in such a way, in
Speaker 5: such a fair Like he would pick up a heavy
Speaker 5: rock somehow and be like, lift it and slam it
Speaker 5: down faster than you would like assume possible, like machine
Speaker 5: like gatling gun level frequency.
Speaker 2: Like he'd pick it up and he'd be would pick
Speaker 2: it up, but then he would hit you with it
Speaker 2: really fast. He'd be like, what whall my arm broke?
Speaker 5: He would hit you like a smiling friend's character would
Speaker 5: hit you. Yes, yeah, like you're missing a bunch of frames,
Speaker 5: just missing so many frames. Stager, I like they did
Speaker 5: him saying like I don't know, po po fucking tatoes
Speaker 5: or something he's making make put it in a fucking stool.
Speaker 2: Or so when when they're when they're uniting, and was
Speaker 2: saying like, yo, you have my you have my bow
Speaker 2: and my fucking ox, you know, like.
Speaker 1: When they're wars would curse like be like especially like
Speaker 1: token doors.
Speaker 2: They were like, fuck yeah, that's how they held a
Speaker 2: lot of people perceived them that and works for whatever reason,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: British, you know copy. That's the thing.
Speaker 5: It's really a subtle one that I actually would like,
Speaker 5: I would actually implement if I had the opportunity.
Speaker 1: It would be like it would be really softly. We
Speaker 1: went Gandolf is in the in the the the Shire
Speaker 1: and he's like, ducks.
Speaker 2: Like, really, that's my ship? Like I love that, just
Speaker 2: a subtle yeah. He looks back real quickly and then
Speaker 2: then that's it. Yeah, did you say that that's that's
Speaker 2: my ship?
Speaker 1: Favor I love the Hobbit clip of the from the
Speaker 1: anime movie where he takes the hit heat is there.
Speaker 2: He takes one puff and he's like it's like he's
Speaker 2: moving like that, like he got bro, what was he smoking?
Speaker 1: You know he's smoking. They smoke of course, due of
Speaker 1: course it's magic.
Speaker 2: They have no fucking power here.
Speaker 1: Fuck. That sounds like Matt Barry.
Speaker 2: He kind of the way he says it. He says,
Speaker 2: it's a very weird. I love it, man, It's I
Speaker 2: like that. I like Lord of the Rings much more
Speaker 2: than I like like actually it's weird. It's a weird
Speaker 2: thing where I don't talk about it that much, but
Speaker 2: every time I think about it, I'm like, man, this
Speaker 2: ship is fucking great.
Speaker 1: That's how I was with Gears before this podcast.
Speaker 6: That's a good point the Lord of Rings for what
Speaker 6: it was, But I think it's pretty lame outside of
Speaker 6: the condiment being like it's so influential, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Because I think it's kind of very old and like,
Speaker 1: not that it's not good.
Speaker 6: It's still good, but it's kind of like I love
Speaker 6: I fucking love jazz music, but I don't listen to
Speaker 6: it all the time. You know, it's just like good
Speaker 6: for the time it was made, Like I don't that's
Speaker 6: not not.
Speaker 2: I feel that way about Star Wars, but not Lord
Speaker 2: of the Rings. I've I've watched those movies many times.
Speaker 1: I I like Star Wars mors the world of Star Wars.
Speaker 2: It seems a little more magical, even though it's not,
Speaker 2: even though it's not supposed to.
Speaker 1: But it is more magical. And that's the thing. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's a it's supposed it's it's just it's just it's
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, just pick a lane, man, pick a
Speaker 1: lane like be a fantasy or be a fucking I
Speaker 1: think I think, I think it works for what it is,
Speaker 1: and I think it does. I just I don't know. Man,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's this is this is me. It means
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 6: People think it's it's not minions at this point, like
Speaker 6: it means too much of different people. Man, it's they
Speaker 6: didn't they let they let it be too maiferent things
Speaker 6: of it being like Jedi's Sith bad good. And then
Speaker 6: it's like politics and and the politics is the most
Speaker 6: interesting because it's actually really that's the most interesting part
Speaker 6: to me. But I can't just but they don't display
Speaker 6: it well, like what the fuck they got jar jar
Speaker 6: Binks in a movie while they're trying to talk about
Speaker 6: like like a political oppression and like the warring states
Speaker 6: and government.
Speaker 2: Like I talk about space opera and opera is one
Speaker 2: of the most things that stick out of the costumes.
Speaker 2: And I feel like the costumes this is me talking
Speaker 2: just myself an opinion that they really like. I hate
Speaker 2: other Jedi's dress. I hate the Rebels. The Rebel Alliance
Speaker 2: looks stupid as fuck.
Speaker 1: It's very like a sort of I think the Jedi
Speaker 1: look cool because it's very monastic. That's true.
Speaker 6: I mean, and then in Clone Wars they're like they're
Speaker 6: like proper like clone armed warriors, like they have like
Speaker 6: like actual warriors.
Speaker 1: That's fine, but that's like not what people would see.
Speaker 1: People wouldn't see the Colwmers.
Speaker 6: No one's watching the Clones that it isn't a fan
Speaker 6: of Star Wars, you're not watching that ship, so you
Speaker 6: don't understand that there's there's the Star Wars suffers from
Speaker 6: being too long of a franchise, the best contents not
Speaker 6: the movies, unfortunately, so it suffers from that extremely too.
Speaker 6: It has the whole extent of universe that came out
Speaker 6: years ago that got wreck cond in obviously the single
Speaker 6: trilogy they tried to chase this woke agenda that was
Speaker 6: not what should have been done. It should have just
Speaker 6: made good movies. Opposed, they're trying to like shoehorn things
Speaker 6: in it that too many things were, too many cooks
Speaker 6: were in, too many cooks were in the kitchen in general,
Speaker 6: like China had a huge part in what that movie
Speaker 6: was gonna be when it is absolutely should have that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. It's it's like that that's the most amazing.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 6: It's insane, Like literally, John Mayer talked about like his
Speaker 6: role was completely changed. We don't know if it was
Speaker 6: like the main character, but it's still like under undercut him.
Speaker 6: We don't want him in it. And it's just like
Speaker 6: there's too much shit going on, dude. It's like there's
Speaker 6: it's there's too many stories. There's it's a Star Wars.
Speaker 1: I love star I love it, but I.
Speaker 2: Understand what I understand the problems suffers from see I
Speaker 2: understand it makes sense why you love it so much.
Speaker 2: I would say the casual enjoyer, I don't see what
Speaker 2: I feel like, like say the the the the reboot
Speaker 2: of Battlestar Galacta. If they watched that, they would ship
Speaker 2: their pants because of like it is so much better
Speaker 2: as a product, like storytelling people.
Speaker 1: Who are acting. But it's just so well. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, I think people who are into Star Wars
Speaker 1: are not into sci fi. They don't want nothing, they
Speaker 1: don't like I think you're actually right, not exactly true.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm I'm I'm a special case. But I
Speaker 6: think people that are in the Star Star Wars is
Speaker 6: the is the intro. It's like, it's it's your feetwear
Speaker 6: with this.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, but it's the way that they take to
Speaker 2: it in a way that I'm like, because it was
Speaker 2: an intro for me, and then as soon as I
Speaker 2: started consuming other sci fives, I'm like, this is, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, this is so much better. Everything is it's
Speaker 2: getting better, especially people getting better at writing. It's it's
Speaker 2: it's things are progressing in a way that That's why
Speaker 2: I said, like, uh BSG is one of my all
Speaker 2: time favorite show. It's like the two thousand and four
Speaker 2: three rebooted.
Speaker 1: One, the one that was coming on when we were young. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that ship is That shit was fucking good, dude.
Speaker 6: So I didn't watch all of it, but I watched
Speaker 6: like the first two seasons of it, and I watched
Speaker 6: until the the and the synth people started showing up,
Speaker 6: the ones that they couldn't Cylon Silence when they started
Speaker 6: showing up, and that shit was cool, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: it's awesome that it did the typical network television thing
Speaker 6: resetting and I'm like, no, no, I can't keep watching anybody.
Speaker 1: What's going on now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, But like I forgot, I forgot about that why
Speaker 2: it was like Dragon ball Z watching Dragon I watched it.
Speaker 2: I watched the beginning of the Freeze of Sada like
Speaker 2: twelve times. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I get a sense that
Speaker 1: people who are like really into Star Wars are more
Speaker 1: fantasy people. Yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker 2: I actually I think it's right because that that that
Speaker 2: makes a hell of a lot more sense. And why
Speaker 2: I probably like Star Wars is less because I like
Speaker 2: sci fi more than fantasy, even though I like, I'm
Speaker 2: definitely I'm definitely more fantasy, but like I like fantasy
Speaker 2: significantly Lesson side by, I think sci fi is cool
Speaker 2: because sci fi there's a bit of grounding us into it.
Speaker 2: But I feel like for fantastic stories, which I like
Speaker 2: fantastic stories more, I'll always going to fantasy. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: like like so it is kind of troping. A lot
Speaker 2: of the sci fi is that there's a lot of
Speaker 2: militaristic stuff in it. It makes it easy, it makes
Speaker 2: it like it's a cheat code. In my opinion, say,
Speaker 2: for example, one of the best dc films to come
Speaker 2: out in recent years or whatever when the whole DCU
Speaker 2: was happening, was a wonder Woman because they had the
Speaker 2: cheat code of World War One.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very easy.
Speaker 2: It's very easy to make up more solid film.
Speaker 1: That was almost a good movie. It was. I actually
Speaker 1: I think it was good. There's some of my favorite
Speaker 1: It's to be fair.
Speaker 2: Ioy watched the movie like once, so it's not like
Speaker 2: a movie where I'm like, oh, I want to watch
Speaker 2: it again. However, there was when it got to when
Speaker 2: they were in war and she was fighting.
Speaker 1: This was awesome.
Speaker 2: Actually, I was actually like really impressed with the scenes.
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be. The thing for me
Speaker 1: is like that movie's good until the the.
Speaker 2: End is fucking the end, and it I literally brocked
Speaker 2: it from my brain until you st it's literally just
Speaker 2: like a CGI monster shows up. It is and almost
Speaker 2: was interesting.
Speaker 1: Guess who did that?
Speaker 2: The DC Execs.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, excuse me. That didn't surprise me. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: The movie was supposed to not have that, and they're like,
Speaker 2: we need gay thing trope, we need c G I
Speaker 2: in mind, I watched a video of somebody compiling all
Speaker 2: the decisions that Warner Bros. That got involved, and it
Speaker 2: was it's everything that everybody hated. It's one of those
Speaker 2: things where it's like.
Speaker 1: This is too obvious. Yeah, Like it's like these things
Speaker 1: could have been decent that movie. That movie almost ended
Speaker 1: in like a like a really subversive way. That would
Speaker 1: have been cool, and it would have been like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's not really. You can't really just kind of
Speaker 1: punch a bad like a demon and then like oh
Speaker 1: you win. It's just like no, we gotta put the demon.
Speaker 1: It could have been great. It really could have been
Speaker 1: really great. It's a concept. The concept of Aries was
Speaker 1: involved with it. He is the god of war. His
Speaker 1: essence is there, but you can't punch him and stop
Speaker 1: the problem.
Speaker 6: It exists beyond him now, And it's like, nah, make
Speaker 6: him fighter, And I'm like they can really.
Speaker 1: Destroy the premise of it.
Speaker 6: How they use Aries and the comics to It's like
Speaker 6: he's not fucking causing the word directly, but he's like
Speaker 6: I'm sure gonna be around and watching them do this.
Speaker 1: Like how the gods operate literally in that in their uni.
Speaker 1: It's it's like they don't even read this ship. Oh Jesus, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm so obvious.
Speaker 2: Ah that's the thumbnail. God damn it, Superman happened all right?
Speaker 2: Next question, Damn, I gotta be I gotta be honest.
Speaker 2: I I everything that I saw, was very happy with it.
Speaker 2: The only thing I don't I don't like how much
Speaker 2: he's relying on the nostalgia.
Speaker 1: The fucking it's just the old theme. I was just like,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I just I'm afraid of what I'm gonna see. It's
Speaker 2: gonna be too much of that to where I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: there is a force awakens. Is this is this gonna
Speaker 2: be the Force awakens?
Speaker 6: It's it's it looks like it's gonna be very much
Speaker 6: so playing on like the idea of Superman is supposed
Speaker 6: to be, like the character he's supposed to be, sure
Speaker 6: good guy.
Speaker 1: The like the the smart boy, the sweet dude.
Speaker 6: It's very much so playing on the nostalgia of what
Speaker 6: he what he was as a character, composed of what
Speaker 6: he Snyder decided to fucking make him.
Speaker 1: The Snyder fucking probably.
Speaker 6: Hates his dad and doesn't fucking have a good relationship
Speaker 6: with anybody he knew in his early years. So it's
Speaker 6: it's it's that, you know, it's like, we're gonna see
Speaker 6: what we're gonna get. I think it looks I wish
Speaker 6: she was Corns was a little more muscular. Was she
Speaker 6: had a little more muscle on his body. Sure, but
Speaker 6: you know, because Cavil was a fucking month, he's he
Speaker 6: looks like a freak. So I was just like, all right,
Speaker 6: said that. But I think it looks cool.
Speaker 2: I mean, it looks cool if there's this thing looking
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like when we were moving
Speaker 2: forward in time, it was better that the underwear was gone.
Speaker 1: I like the underwear, but I get it. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you could like, like, why don't
Speaker 2: you wear underwear? I think I think underwear it is
Speaker 2: meant to be like a wrestler's costume for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah when when when wrestling was fantastical back in the day,
Speaker 1: and that's when he was created. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: like it, but I understand what I don't. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's it's underwear on the outside. It's not just trunks, right.
Speaker 2: If they were naked and they only had trunks on,
Speaker 2: then it's like, okay, but the wrestlers don't wear underwear
Speaker 2: and have another suit thing outside.
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it.
Speaker 2: It looks stupid, but it was that was the idea
Speaker 2: of it back in the day. It was supposed to
Speaker 2: look goofy and fantastical like that.
Speaker 1: I kind of think I like it because I feel
Speaker 1: like it's it's disarming. It's kind of one of those.
Speaker 2: Well Batman, they all had that ship. Yeah, And to me, oh,
Speaker 2: Spider Man was always just one suit.
Speaker 1: He always so sorry, but he had the design of
Speaker 1: where his crotch was, didn't He has the belt that
Speaker 1: goes down, but it's not. But yeah, like I don't know.
Speaker 2: To me, it just looks like to me, it's like
Speaker 2: people wouldn't if you're if anybody was designing their own
Speaker 2: costume themselves, they would never thing I should put this
Speaker 2: over my suit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think I don't think.
Speaker 5: I think maybe the idea is like it was made
Speaker 5: people or to put people at ease or something, and
Speaker 5: it's like, look, I'm not threatening, I don'm not trying
Speaker 5: to fucking.
Speaker 1: That's not you.
Speaker 2: You then you wouldn't wear tin skin tight thing either
Speaker 2: to show off your hulking muscles. That's that's I disagree. Well,
Speaker 2: he's just not that big, But like, say the way
Speaker 2: that moving forward and should we us making superheroes looking
Speaker 2: jacked because there' supposed to be larger than life and stuff?
Speaker 2: Then I would say, if you want to make people
Speaker 2: look less intimidating, you would want to hide that.
Speaker 1: That's Joe Rogan tried his best to do that.
Speaker 2: Actually, he would wear large shirts when you would do
Speaker 2: stand up comedy because like, ah, man, the's like really
Speaker 2: muscly muscles isn't funny And I'm like.
Speaker 1: You're an idiot.
Speaker 2: Just wear a fucking regular shirt. But like it was
Speaker 2: just he was his mentality was trying to disarm people
Speaker 2: and not be intimidated. And I mean, I I just
Speaker 2: feel like if if Joe Rogan put on underwear, like
Speaker 2: on top of his jeans, it would be funny.
Speaker 1: He's a comedian, it makes sense.
Speaker 2: But to me, it's I think of it in a
Speaker 2: you're selling toys or selling merchandise and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: and people accepted it for what it was. But moving forward,
Speaker 2: the only people I've heard complain about it is just
Speaker 2: for nostalgia purposes. Really, there's like I liked how it
Speaker 2: used to because this is what I grew up with
Speaker 2: versus this makes more sense.
Speaker 1: Practice. I guess it makes sense. I very don't care.
Speaker 6: It's like I think in the condes of the universites,
Speaker 6: like my mom made this for me my mom's old heroes.
Speaker 6: Like when my mom was around, Like what she thought
Speaker 6: of Harolds was younger. She thought people that addressed like
Speaker 6: this ship, so they gave him. She made him a
Speaker 6: costant looks.
Speaker 1: Like that cool. I'm gonna edit this a little bit,
Speaker 1: thank you, though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just think it's too intandem with I just
Speaker 5: don't care. It's too intande with the self seriousness of
Speaker 5: a lot of modern superior movies. So like, I think
Speaker 5: a lot of people are just like, what are you
Speaker 5: taking yourself so seriously?
Speaker 1: Put the fucking underwear on? Who cares? I don't think
Speaker 1: that characters.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's like because I don't see that as.
Speaker 2: I just think it's like not serious. It's just it's
Speaker 2: less that makes sense.
Speaker 1: What you can you can be? Why dress up at all?
Speaker 1: It can be as goofy as you want. Well, the
Speaker 1: costume itself doesn't make any sense. What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Why why do why do SWAT teams have fucking cool
Speaker 2: looking gears? Because why do Nazis look fucking like well
Speaker 2: dripped out in fuhugo boss?
Speaker 1: Because because it's a uniform it looks cool.
Speaker 5: It doesn't though, not to you but I guess what
Speaker 5: I'm saying is not to you, costumes with or without
Speaker 5: the underwear looks stupid.
Speaker 2: To you, Yes, yes, you Chris Christopher the individual. I'm
Speaker 2: just saying people that consume this media, they think the
Speaker 2: costumes look cool.
Speaker 5: Well, most people think the underwear on Superman in the
Speaker 5: trailer looks fine because they're.
Speaker 2: Banking on the nostalgia. Of course, they like the touch
Speaker 2: of that, they like the touch of the old music,
Speaker 2: and I'm saying, oh, to me, that doesn't make for
Speaker 2: a great product. It's like, I'm going to heavily rely
Speaker 2: on this like The Force Awakens, where it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: this a solid film, but this is going to actually
Speaker 2: be good.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. That was my original point.
Speaker 2: I'm not really talking about the underwear we just got.
Speaker 2: We just went on tangent, But it was more about, like, say,
Speaker 2: everything that I saw look good. I'm not, but I'm
Speaker 2: just like, oh, I hope because trailers Man. Ever since
Speaker 2: I saw the BVS trailer, I never will believe a
Speaker 2: trailer ever again. Because the Bathroom was a Superman trailer.
Speaker 2: I really liked that trailer. I was so fucking hyped
Speaker 2: on that ship.
Speaker 6: I thought that should loos bad from the beginning. But
Speaker 6: that's but that's how you can think me because I
Speaker 6: was like, why are they fighting already?
Speaker 1: Why? I was like, why is Batman fighting? Superman is
Speaker 1: a good guy? What do you mean?
Speaker 6: I also so I also know the characters of Batman
Speaker 6: as a man, what do you mean? But it is
Speaker 6: the first time they were talking to other and now
Speaker 6: they're fighting each other, and it's like it's they're fighting
Speaker 6: really like they skipped a.
Speaker 1: Trillion years in this universe, Like say, uh, well, Batman
Speaker 1: was already he was already way older. He was already active.
Speaker 2: You're old and and jaded, and then that's why they
Speaker 2: made him kill people and shiit blah blah blah. You know,
Speaker 2: I still didn't like that, But the idea is later
Speaker 2: in you know, see the Dark Knight Returns.
Speaker 1: It was just just based off of that. So you
Speaker 1: understood why they're fighting.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I get it, but it's like like, maybe he
Speaker 6: didn't want that to happen you because it's not it's
Speaker 6: Dark Knight Returns halfway.
Speaker 1: That's why it's like, well he couldn't be full where
Speaker 1: Bruce Wayne's a fucking old.
Speaker 6: Like Superman disguised started doing stuff, and Batman's already been
Speaker 6: doing it a while.
Speaker 1: And Batman's already mad at Superman.
Speaker 6: He'd at him, they know, And I get it. I
Speaker 6: get the like the destruction, and he destroyed them of
Speaker 6: the city. It's like yeah, but he also like literally
Speaker 6: saved the world. Like it's just all of that is
Speaker 6: already like, this is really dumb. I think it is
Speaker 6: really dumb. I think actually so Zack Snyder's vision. I
Speaker 6: think it made sense in a realistic standpoint.
Speaker 1: That was the problem. The problem is that people don't
Speaker 1: want that, like like, like, let's.
Speaker 2: Say, in a realistic standpoint, even if he saved the world,
Speaker 2: it's just like, say, for example, Biden's administration made the
Speaker 2: economy technically better in many ways, many people didn't feel it,
Speaker 2: so they don't give a fuck. So the fact that,
Speaker 2: like say, Superman destroyed a large portion of Metropolis by fighting,
Speaker 2: that's what they're focusing on. Batman should be smarter, obviously,
Speaker 2: But I think at that point he was just like
Speaker 2: jaded and insane. I don't know what he was going for.
Speaker 1: Already. That's fine. I don't remember that movie at all.
Speaker 1: Did they lucky? Did he did? He lose somebody in
Speaker 1: that fight or something. No, he saw a little kid
Speaker 1: lost their mom and he was like, I'm mad. I'm
Speaker 1: holding his Bruce Wayne stuff.
Speaker 2: He was in his Bruce Wayne garb and then he like, oh,
Speaker 2: you couldn't help, and then he was just really angry.
Speaker 2: Now he's like, I got to take out this threat.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Batman historically is smarter than that to
Speaker 2: just be like, oh, yeah, I need to take this guy.
Speaker 6: The Man's a plot device, so he would have been like,
Speaker 6: I understand now, because the reason why they fought in
Speaker 6: Dark Knight Returns was because Superman was an asset and
Speaker 6: and basically the Superman hewers are out of commission, right,
Speaker 6: And Batman was like, fuck no, I'm not gonna stop.
Speaker 2: So Superman's like, unfortunately, we're gonna have to rumble. He
Speaker 2: didn't even want to, but Batman kept attagonizing him, fucking
Speaker 2: throwing bombs in his face and just like and literally
Speaker 2: Superman's like can you stop. It's so yeah, I can
Speaker 2: murder you like so good, and then fucking Oliver fucking up.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 2: Go read or watch the animated ship. It's unfortunate, Like
Speaker 2: if you know the Dark Knight returns and you watch
Speaker 2: BVS your you want to vomit.
Speaker 1: The thing for me is that, like I see a lot.
Speaker 5: Of people who like they're just like they really like
Speaker 5: the comics and they go see the movie and then
Speaker 5: they end up hating the movie.
Speaker 1: So to me, I'm just like, I rather just like
Speaker 1: the movie. Like you don't even like the movie. I
Speaker 1: like James Gun movies. And I was watching and I
Speaker 1: was watching the trailer and I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: this is kind of cool. I don't it looks cool.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know why I care about this movie,
Speaker 1: but I do.
Speaker 6: It's not based off of one thing. It's based off
Speaker 6: like the idea of the Superman. It's like, it's not
Speaker 6: like based off a comic, right, Yeah, references to several
Speaker 6: things in the comics in the movie.
Speaker 5: But I think they they nailed a lot of the
Speaker 5: look I think, uh, the Daily Planet looks good, looks good.
Speaker 5: I think Clark looks appropriate. I think as Clark, it
Speaker 5: looks greats like it actually is kind of like one
Speaker 5: of those where it's like it's it's weird to see
Speaker 5: the Superman disguise with the glasses work kind of he
Speaker 5: looks alarm genuinely different, like without the classes as Clark.
Speaker 5: It's like, what the fuck that actually works? So I
Speaker 5: think that's cool. Uh, James Gunn makes great movies. I
Speaker 5: can't think of a single James gun movie that I
Speaker 5: don't like.
Speaker 1: Really, he's been he's been knocking it out of the park.
Speaker 1: I mean that Suicide Squad movie was so fun.
Speaker 2: This Suicide Squad is a.
Speaker 1: Really fun movie. That ship had me rolling more than
Speaker 1: I love that. Uh weel he was a part of
Speaker 1: the play Peacekeeper Show. Yeah, I did watch the Peacekeeper Show.
Speaker 1: Ship was great. I love that show.
Speaker 2: It was fun, it was dumb, and there were many
Speaker 2: periods in that in in each episode where I could
Speaker 2: feel them just being like, let's improv for a little.
Speaker 1: Bit, which just made it fun. It was fun. It
Speaker 1: was a little some of it went a little along.
Speaker 1: It was yeah, but it was fun. It was fun.
Speaker 1: It was a fun time. It was very fun.
Speaker 2: He's yeah, he's been knocking out of the fu park
Speaker 2: with everything, so it's like, of course he's gonna do
Speaker 2: a good job with this. But I'm also I'm like,
Speaker 2: look it, I hate you know, you know how you know,
Speaker 2: you know when you're not like when you're just a
Speaker 2: little bit above the average stupid person, and so you
Speaker 2: kind of like you, yeah, only slightly, but but you're
Speaker 2: you kind of understand what's happening.
Speaker 1: Like everybody else is watching.
Speaker 2: This trailer and they're like oh, and then I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I see what you're doing, Like I see how you're
Speaker 2: you're you know, you're reeling them in with the music,
Speaker 2: the bombastic like old theme and all that shit. Really
Speaker 2: and and to me, I'm like, it doesn't work on
Speaker 2: me as well because I'm like, I'm aware of what
Speaker 2: the purpose serves, and so it's kind of like a
Speaker 2: me issue where I'm just like, you know, it isn't
Speaker 2: it is. It's not hitting me as hard because I
Speaker 2: guess it isn't. It's like horror films, they don't work
Speaker 2: on me as well. Unfortunately, Sure, optimistic, just watch it
Speaker 2: if it's good. There's nothing wrong with it right now,
Speaker 2: there's nothing wrong with a reason to be like, oh
Speaker 2: I don't it doesn't look bad.
Speaker 1: I like, for what we've seen so far. The same
Speaker 1: thing with me, I'm like very skeptical always is the trailer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, I care about the dog looks
Speaker 1: kind of weird. Yeah, REALLYG. I was actually it looks
Speaker 1: good for CG. But that's nice.
Speaker 5: There's a scene where he's like linking his face and
Speaker 5: it's very clearly CG, which is like not a big deal,
Speaker 5: but it's my eye can't not look.
Speaker 1: I was he was that kind of dog. I probably
Speaker 1: wasn't paying attention. I thought he was a lab or
Speaker 1: some ship. Yeah, I probably wasn't paying attention enough. I
Speaker 1: probably look because I was kind of It was early
Speaker 1: in the morning when I saw it. But it's also
Speaker 1: not done. It's a trailer that's very True's fucking July.
Speaker 2: That's also too. I'm like, I love it, Yeah, July.
Speaker 1: Thanks, Yeah, God, it's not one of these like in
Speaker 1: three do they announced Shrek five for like twenty twenty six?
Speaker 1: Are you earlier this year with like a jpeg of
Speaker 1: the number five with fucking ogre ears on it. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know, of course he didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's not coming on anytime. So dumb Eddie
Speaker 2: Murphy talked about Wait, he talked about waste.
Speaker 5: Of an announcement, like you know how much you know
Speaker 5: how much they would have set the internet on five
Speaker 5: if there was just like just a random trailer for
Speaker 5: Shrek five coming out in three guess what and next?
Speaker 6: They never never next that anymore because of the fact
Speaker 6: that they just they just did with they that's July.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like we've known that it has been going
Speaker 1: on for a while. It's a lot of things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they didn't advertise it. I gotta be real.
Speaker 2: The turnaround was actually kind of because I remember when
Speaker 2: they first showed that that first it was he in
Speaker 2: an apartment or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah. It was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like that actually, I was like that
Speaker 2: that wasn't that. From there to this, okay, and.
Speaker 1: Then what happens? I think, cool, what happens? I think
Speaker 1: they had the whole.
Speaker 6: Henry Cavill show up on Black Adam right. That got
Speaker 6: filmed probably well before Adam even came out. I think
Speaker 6: Cavill and all of them probably right after that movie
Speaker 6: new like, hey, yeah, we're not doing this.
Speaker 1: It was pretty like right after.
Speaker 6: They were probably done filming. They're like pretty quick, we're
Speaker 6: not We're not doing this. I think we found out
Speaker 6: later around the time after the movie came out, but
Speaker 6: they probably knew well before before that.
Speaker 1: Was happening.
Speaker 6: Cavill probably couldn't say anything when he does interviews that
Speaker 6: you're being talked about it. And then Rock was like
Speaker 6: trying at least get his movie, gets some energy, some
Speaker 6: steam to try to push his way back into the DCEU.
Speaker 6: So they were probably already well filming it by the
Speaker 6: time Black Adam was out. They're probably already putting together.
Speaker 1: To move the right way. I mean, realistically, movies don't
Speaker 1: take that long to shoot.
Speaker 6: Uh, it's usually like it's like six seven months, like
Speaker 6: it just it takes to make them like film and shoot.
Speaker 1: All the movies that really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it depends and it depends on the movie. But
Speaker 2: months is pretty long still longer end, it's not usually
Speaker 2: there's problems if if it takes like more than I
Speaker 2: if it's if it's going more than six months or
Speaker 2: usually issues like say scheduling something because everything they obviously
Speaker 2: they want it done in a quarter of a year.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like if you if you can get a movie
Speaker 2: done a quarter of a year, ah.
Speaker 1: That's uh you but that's usually three or four months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a quarter so three four months, that's so
Speaker 2: that's a perfect average. But then that's only if you
Speaker 2: if everything just goes swimmingly, which yeah, which rarely. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like that's the Sometimes I like, Baldwin kill somebody.
Speaker 1: In your set. What's going on with Rust? You didn't
Speaker 1: do it? No, I think they already meant. I think
Speaker 1: they're just givting past it. And they're making Rust too.
Speaker 2: That he didn't kill him on purpose. I mean sure,
Speaker 2: but like, did you see that tweet? What remember glad
Speaker 2: I did it? He was like, so what, nigga, I'm
Speaker 2: glad i'd so what what nig and and what you
Speaker 2: gonna do about it? Come on, I'm trying to figure
Speaker 2: it out. I trying to fix the problem.
Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah, I still have another. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: throw gun out the floors and a golf.
Speaker 2: Luigi breaks out of prison to kill Alec ball Yo,
Speaker 2: what a waste of a kill?
Speaker 1: I know what I know.
Speaker 6: I want him to be inside the tie one thing.
Speaker 6: You know that they had him in the fucking movie
Speaker 6: where he just like strapped up with their needles, just like,
Speaker 6: let me out and I'll handle another one crazy, allow
Speaker 6: me to go free?
Speaker 1: Wahoo.
Speaker 2: You know what that would mean if he killed if
Speaker 2: he who if he killed Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1: To me, that would mean they Manchurian candidated his ass.
Speaker 2: He became like a fucking patsy like they they they
Speaker 2: brainwashed his ass, and then they now all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: everybody hates Luigi, Like what you fucking loser.
Speaker 1: You killed Alec Baldwin. You could have killed someone else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not even because people, it's not even because
Speaker 2: people like Alec Baldwin that much.
Speaker 1: It's just like what a waste. No one's thinking about
Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin, like Baldwin the whole, like his business.
Speaker 5: That's like I'm gonna kill like, oh my dude, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna kill Don Knatz's nephew.
Speaker 1: It's just like, what what are you doing?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine and fucking Alec Baldwin are standing next.
Speaker 1: To each other. He picks Baldwin.
Speaker 2: No, he misses no, so no, because that's not that bad,
Speaker 2: because that's just like all how unfortunate. But he just
Speaker 2: point blank at Alec Baldman.
Speaker 1: He walks up to He's not even his head isn't
Speaker 1: even moving up with steps. It's like he's on a dollar.
Speaker 1: It goes directly to just but it's a gunshot. It's
Speaker 1: let's picture of Luigia on his back. Bang he shoots
Speaker 1: the letter L and god, I'd be so mad like
Speaker 1: he was right there.
Speaker 2: It's so aesthetically pleasing. I hate it all about all
Speaker 2: of everything about his situation is. It just leads to
Speaker 2: good aesthetic. I just told people, don't stop talking about it, man,
Speaker 2: I just want people to keep talking about it, all right,
Speaker 2: never let never out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, forget, we're gonna We're gonna read our twenty five
Speaker 1: dollars patrons.
Speaker 2: Now, I remember, you can go over to patreon com
Speaker 2: slash of snark tank and fucking do that yourself.
Speaker 1: Uh. Join the list of names here that I'm just
Speaker 1: stuck reading as be crashing. Whoa wait, huh what happened?
Speaker 1: Hmmm this might be interesting. Hold on paid active twenty
Speaker 1: five Okay, damn it, we're on a fourth page, guys.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, wow, wow, we.
Speaker 2: Did it.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 11: Thank you so much, squeeze, I love you, guys. Alright,
Speaker 11: the count count him down, count me down.
Speaker 1: Stop paying to the Marble rivals. I'm sorry. I've seeing
Speaker 1: people get sucked over in that game. Three two one,
Speaker 1: four pages? Oof? Do you see the new.
Speaker 2: There's like a clip of a spider Man saving an
Speaker 2: enemy thor from falling off a cliff by accident. Well
Speaker 2: you can do that, oh yeah, and he like and
Speaker 2: he guys like, I just saved him, and then they
Speaker 2: just he turned door, turns around stairs at him and
Speaker 2: they just like lock eyes, stay silent.
Speaker 1: I love the thing. Went on a hydro stage. You
Speaker 1: could pull them over the gap and they fall. That's
Speaker 1: just so shit did.
Speaker 5: I teamed up with like a doctor because I saw
Speaker 5: this thing on Instagram and I wanted to try it,
Speaker 5: and it totally works. We had Doctor Strange set up
Speaker 5: a portal off a cliff and then in the middle
Speaker 5: of the room and then I was just webbing people
Speaker 5: out into the space in between the portal and the cliff,
Speaker 5: and so it was just like the road hog.
Speaker 1: Shit. It's so fun. It's fun. It's fun that you
Speaker 1: can do like That's that's so you know, it's a
Speaker 1: pretty well done game with you can do shit like that.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. It's cool.
Speaker 2: You can Doctor Strange someone wand a special float into
Speaker 2: frame and kill everybody.
Speaker 1: It's fucked up.
Speaker 5: I love it all right, Squid Starship ray shall slur,
Speaker 5: I swear I typed swarm of locusts. I'm saying, it's
Speaker 5: Amma throwing colon's throwing colons.
Speaker 1: Romn the colon throwing? Are we hurling colons like Moon?
Speaker 1: I'm hurling colons everywhere.
Speaker 13: We just need to rub one more train full of colons,
Speaker 13: one more bag colons, Arthur, go to to heating, Well,
Speaker 13: go to heating, trying to go right.
Speaker 1: They're trying to to heat. Have the cleanest colons over there, Arthur.
Speaker 1: Rob one more fucking train of colons? Were free, Arthur,
Speaker 1: No more bullshit? Were I don't know, Dutch, I don't
Speaker 1: know what the mark, what the market is for colons?
Speaker 1: What the hell? Why are we taking colons into heati?
Speaker 1: There's a huge market for colons. You don't understand, Arthur.
Speaker 13: I speak Spanish.
Speaker 1: And then they're fucking riding off. And do you really believe,
Speaker 1: Dutch that we can make money off of colons? Ah?
Speaker 1: Probably not. That is kind of what they're That is
Speaker 1: what their conversations are like.
Speaker 2: It is are there. It's John being like, I don't
Speaker 2: know about that, and he's not always screaming. He's never
Speaker 2: had those conversation with Yeah, but they're they're having like
Speaker 2: a conversation that you you would have close together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've gone too far ahead. So they're like this,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with him.
Speaker 6: It's really funny because like they have like very brother
Speaker 6: brother conversations. They're like big brother, younger brother. And it's
Speaker 6: always like John tries to Arthur being like that's stupid,
Speaker 6: You're dumb, You're dumb gig until the end, and then
Speaker 6: they have like that really really emotional conversation at the
Speaker 6: end of the game, right like on the train tracks
Speaker 6: where they almost kill themselves and it's like, I.
Speaker 2: Love you, man, really, and he's like, look, man, I've
Speaker 2: been hard on you these when.
Speaker 1: They tied and they tried their colons together.
Speaker 2: You know, I've been real hard on you these last
Speaker 2: thirty plus years because you're a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: Let's do a suicide pack, chose colons together, let's hold
Speaker 1: over asphyxiated our city, and let's have horses to order us,
Speaker 1: but not with quarters, just colon us. What do we say?
Speaker 1: How do we do it? We have horses calling us?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: John?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep reading. What the hell? I kind of
Speaker 1: like my coal and Arthur, well that's it. The black.
Speaker 1: They just red ever to rock Star game fucking useless.
Speaker 1: He gets sick, but it doesn't matter, Like it just
Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't that conversation, I like my cold, the credits
Speaker 1: start rolling and you just here like and I don't
Speaker 1: want the world to see it really would ruin that
Speaker 1: Marston singing it. The world Maybe don't don't understand every days,
Speaker 1: ma brogain, there's mold Jude, no grumbling.
Speaker 2: Sorry, did you guys see that? Not like us, not
Speaker 2: like Dutch thing No, not like it came into my
Speaker 2: algorithm and it's They're not fucking good.
Speaker 1: I can't not like it's fucking do you have it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It pissed me off how good it was?
Speaker 2: I have not because it's it's so it starts off
Speaker 2: with Arthur, then it goes John and then it goes
Speaker 2: Dutch and Dutch at the inn fucking bars, dude.
Speaker 1: I heard I heard something like there was like a
Speaker 1: Red Dead song where they were singing about something, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't that flexing being then will listener like a
Speaker 1: Day Destiny veteran flexes playing the Day the d one
Speaker 1: Beta when stating a bad opinion. Uh, feral Sweeney cornering
Speaker 1: Kingston in the bathroom and snarling verily before my blessing
Speaker 1: of so viciously as Colon falls a nice Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta get that barely, that dude, that that design
Speaker 1: was so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta should it be should it be that specifically,
Speaker 2: or should that be touched up or anither?
Speaker 1: What do you think? I love it as it is, okay, honestly,
Speaker 1: like I just love the blatant blaytant. We gotta throw
Speaker 1: it up on the score, didn't I? Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: because I'm still putting on Like there's something with photoshop.
Speaker 1: Like I have the autistic in afraid file. It's not
Speaker 1: rendering right. I don't know what the fuck is wrong
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna try and like redo it because I've been
Speaker 5: trying to render this thing for a while and so
Speaker 5: we have that verily.
Speaker 1: I think I might just have to update Photoshop. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I've been using an old one.
Speaker 2: I don't like, yeah, because I don't.
Speaker 1: Like the idea of uploading updating it. But I don't
Speaker 1: know if it'll just smooth fix it? Okay, So I
Speaker 1: think at the beginning of the new year, since we're
Speaker 1: so close, we'll just drop a couple met once. That
Speaker 1: makes sense. Yeah, shoot him up. I'm stuff together.
Speaker 2: You're in love with him trying to suck a gig
Speaker 2: and it's calling the government.
Speaker 1: I watched ducks get down.
Speaker 12: They don't like gus. They don't like guts.
Speaker 1: They do not like guts.
Speaker 3: They don't like gus.
Speaker 1: Yo, the dance is crazy, Like.
Speaker 2: John, I can go.
Speaker 1: I can tell that just boys better choke with's just ya.
Speaker 1: You might just get the stroke. It's a surd You're
Speaker 1: a turd man.
Speaker 12: This boy is just a joke.
Speaker 1: If you're really can I'm because I'm the fucking hope.
Speaker 13: My name is Sean Man trying to be the horses man.
Speaker 1: Gangs, duy and this one. Look at Jack marsh Pit.
Speaker 1: I love this awesome dude, marshpiakos Hard.
Speaker 2: I love that Dutch at the end his his his
Speaker 2: final few bars. Actually like damn this, Actually this goes
Speaker 2: way too hard old Butch and Dutch. Swen uses anchor
Speaker 2: chains to floss between his gaps. Anchor jacks.
Speaker 1: The fact that you can pick him up is that
Speaker 1: you you are that guy in the photo flosses with
Speaker 1: anchors lifting an anchor chain.
Speaker 3: Dude, this is.
Speaker 1: Asking George Lucas, Why Indie in a Fox fifteen year old? Hey, man,
Speaker 1: it's a different time. Is that real? Is that canon?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't care. Man. I got to
Speaker 1: make it the tenth grade, Small Young Girls. That was great.
Speaker 1: Now I got to go to ninth grade home room
Speaker 1: and it's like, what fu?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think like I think Marion, because I think
Speaker 5: Marion in the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Arc
Speaker 5: talks about like she's like in her mid twenties or
Speaker 5: something like that, or like like maybe twenty six.
Speaker 1: He's like, you left me ten years ago or something.
Speaker 1: Oh is that what?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I also don't know how old Harrison Fort supposed to
Speaker 1: be in that movie.
Speaker 2: Actually definitely old old enough, definitely older, but already, but
Speaker 2: it's also in the thirties, that is when it takes place.
Speaker 1: So like, I don't know that. Don't touch me there,
Speaker 1: doctor Jones. For short round, Doctor Jones, No, okay, what
Speaker 1: do you think you're here for? He whips him three
Speaker 1: times and.
Speaker 14: Grabs him, makes take long round, Short round, doctor Jones,
Speaker 14: Doctor Johones, help out.
Speaker 1: I didn't know, doctor Jones. Help. I didn't know you
Speaker 1: were a pedophile. Doctor Jones. It's pretty clear it was
Speaker 1: written on my whip. It says pedophile. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my god, I crack when I crack it.
Speaker 5: It says pedophilia, Pedophila, metal gear Snark, the tank that
Speaker 5: apparently never went through high school. Nothing nowhere, one by one,
Speaker 5: Rabbit swing injecting Nichel glissering into baseballs for Little League
Speaker 5: whiles to Drew Ling.
Speaker 1: What would that do? Damn something? Wouldn't that just shattered?
Speaker 12: Like?
Speaker 2: Wait, something pretty good, pretty good answering.
Speaker 1: Office that it's right, like it's accurate, it would do something,
Speaker 1: it would.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do what we cannaz Own's new rap name
Speaker 1: ras razzle Kune. Oh my god, but it's spelled stupid
Speaker 1: Berserker Broley gap shot in the Swing, Derek. The descriptions
Speaker 1: of Helen Heaven mostly come from the Divine comedy.
Speaker 2: Well Yeah, we got that the Yeah. I think I think,
Speaker 2: I guess I I don't. I don't think I spoke
Speaker 2: correctly or clearly what I was actually like kind of
Speaker 2: I think he did.
Speaker 1: I think I don't know. Things get lost in transitions.
Speaker 1: People hear something maybe once and then right in yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: trans transitionon what about what abouts? Did you give her
Speaker 1: a did you give her a? Hear you trigger Canda
Speaker 1: zones near rappening.
Speaker 5: Okay, we read that sucked suck it off like galor swift,
Speaker 5: galor swift. I had an idea because I did a
Speaker 5: random I did a random cover of I'm Just a
Speaker 5: Kid because I just kind of felt like it.
Speaker 1: M I sucked a dick works perfect for that, and
Speaker 1: it felt like a nightmare. What's I don't know, how's
Speaker 1: the lyrics go? I don't know. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: just a kid in life is a nightmare. But like
Speaker 1: I sucked a dick, it works perfect. It does.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna do like a stone, but I
Speaker 2: don't I don't know if to be like a bone,
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was like, but it's in your ass.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be your I was like, I gotta
Speaker 2: do that because people are all mad about the Lincoln
Speaker 2: Park stuff, and I was like, I gotta do his boy,
Speaker 2: Chris Cornell.
Speaker 7: Now, the motivation of that, what did you say falling
Speaker 7: falling into my I thought you said foaming with my Jiza.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of ways you can go with its crazy.
Speaker 1: There's one that's psychotic. There's something there flow flowing in
Speaker 1: my Jess.
Speaker 2: Flowing in my Tom Mike come.
Speaker 1: That reminds me of calling my cross dude.
Speaker 5: Sucking off my Gale Shrift rar x d Indiana Jones
Speaker 5: yelling your name is Toby?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 1: What is that from roots?
Speaker 2: Why your name is name Toby. There's a video of
Speaker 2: a car salesman that it's at the black guy.
Speaker 1: I said, the ship is crazy, but he.
Speaker 2: Was like he was like on the hardest set on
Speaker 2: the realist nigga and he's like, shut up your name Toby.
Speaker 1: That is dude. He broke character.
Speaker 2: He was like, we gotta we got anything any freaking
Speaker 2: for sales man. That's crazy that I can't That was crazy, man.
Speaker 2: That's one of the funny things that's marketing now though.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's racism. Racism. Yeah, just TV Wonder and a
Speaker 1: staring contest moju joju versus the Powerpuff Goebbels, Like Powerpuff Goebels.
Speaker 1: That's crazy man, or Girbels. I think you're supposed to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Gerbels, even though it looks like Geobles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, looks Gerbels. Again, I don't know. Joseph Joseph you
Speaker 1: know exactly what you don't know, propaganda minister. You know
Speaker 1: my favorite actor, Myseph.
Speaker 5: That's not a name, that's just how I feel, how
Speaker 5: it feels that you five comes uh domination on to
Speaker 5: the dead.
Speaker 1: I'd let Shante suck me off to completion in her
Speaker 1: monkey form. That's crazy. Chante is a Marvel No, no, no.
Speaker 1: Chante is literally a character from a series called Shante.
Speaker 1: I think it's like a side scroller action kind of
Speaker 1: hacking slash kind of thing. She's got the little genie girl, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a genie girl. It is not a kid. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about like s h A n
Speaker 2: t E.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chante. Oh, it's probably like like that. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a s s h A n t A E.
Speaker 2: N t a E.
Speaker 1: Okay, got it, So that's Tay for sure. Yeah, Shante
Speaker 1: video games. I don't think it's necessarily a kid. I
Speaker 1: think it's just like a chivvy. Well.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know anything about it though. It
Speaker 5: may not be a kid, but I've seen representations.
Speaker 1: Of her that are adults. I don't really know. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's fan art though. I would oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I'm just looking at this, like, okay, here's
Speaker 2: the official here official, uh switch, I'm good, homie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's just small.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I'm kind of I'm kind of dead on that.
Speaker 1: Good for you, though, bro, have a live live fasts way.
Speaker 1: What's your monkey for? Who's this hunk though? What's your
Speaker 1: monkey for? The monkey form is like a gorilla. Let's see. Actually,
Speaker 1: let's see. Let's see. It's worse. That is worse, that
Speaker 1: is somehow significantly worse. Go back to the child, am bro.
Speaker 1: I don't like you. I don't. I wore the scumbag
Speaker 1: shirt of the Barbers. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love that I've seen that shirt. Pictures please, pictures
Speaker 1: if you ever, if you if you didn't take pictures
Speaker 1: in our merch tag us on Twitter Instagram. We do
Speaker 1: want to like you know, Yeah, let's get a collage going. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: snark Tank team?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Is the is that the Twitter as well? Yeah? It is? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then don't do it if you're stupid looking is
Speaker 1: alien to half our audience, the whole audience, mean that.
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, send this sword to the penis explosion chamber and
Speaker 1: have penis exploded immediately. Yea yo, yeah, I can't believe
Speaker 1: we are already one underwear change away from twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, this dude does the inside out ship.
Speaker 1: Damn bro the reverse reverse? What's the pre wreck sideways.
Speaker 2: That you cut you cut it, that you pull your
Speaker 2: torso or you pull your like your torso is in
Speaker 2: one of the legs, and then the legs one of
Speaker 2: your legs and the other legs, and then the waist
Speaker 2: is your other.
Speaker 1: No, you cut it in the middle. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what it opens. It's just changing the like rotating
Speaker 1: the holes, like kind of like putting your head through
Speaker 1: the sleeve of a T shirt. You cut it, you
Speaker 1: cut it in the middle, and you you folded this
Speaker 1: way down.
Speaker 5: What is the prerequisits for a potential so much work?
Speaker 5: What are the what are the prerequisites for a potential
Speaker 5: editor job?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: We have to make more money?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah there was there's been a couple
Speaker 2: of inquiries about something like that and a managerial stuff.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it really does come down to making more
Speaker 2: money if you niggas supported us.
Speaker 1: Because because the thing is like, and to be fair,
Speaker 1: this isn't I don't. I don't mean to speak for them,
Speaker 1: although I think they might agree.
Speaker 5: My my perspective is, I want to if we're gonna
Speaker 5: employ anybody, I wanted to be paid really fairly or.
Speaker 1: Or like, well, I wouldn't pay you that.
Speaker 5: I don't know because I don't know. I think I
Speaker 5: think for some reason, it's really in my brain that
Speaker 5: leafy like fucking is twenty dollors. Okay, it really fucking
Speaker 5: bothers me, and I never ever want that to be
Speaker 5: a problem. And so for me, I'm just like, if
Speaker 5: we want to if we're gonna have a manager, I
Speaker 5: want them to be paid well. If we have an editor,
Speaker 5: I wanted to be paid well, and uh.
Speaker 2: Like a manager is expensive, would do like like ten
Speaker 2: percent like that that's usually what a manager does. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's just like because the managers take on a bunch
Speaker 2: of different ideas, they taken on a bunch of different talent,
Speaker 2: and then they take ten percent of everybody's cut. Yeah,
Speaker 2: an editor, I don't know what exactly is the going rate,
Speaker 2: but what you're saying it's it's one percent that otherwise
Speaker 2: you would just hire cheap label.
Speaker 1: We would have hired so many cheap fun India.
Speaker 5: Oh you're fucking seventeen and you think ten dollars of
Speaker 5: fucking years amazing.
Speaker 1: Come at it for us.
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, there's people that would even invest for free.
Speaker 2: And it's just like, nah, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Like there's some people, but it's literally just oh, once
Speaker 2: we reach a significant margin, which I'm hoping some point of,
Speaker 2: like we just need to get those out mineral ads
Speaker 2: and ship, like when when those motherfuckers are throwing like hey,
Speaker 2: promote this stupid bullshit me undies or whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying something, because then that would
Speaker 2: significantly bump things up. And it's like, oh, man, we
Speaker 2: can we can afford a fucking salary. But yeah, yeah
Speaker 2: right now, No, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: Nigga. I live in California. Now, Yeah we're doing well,
Speaker 1: but like it's it's California, so it's expensive.
Speaker 2: Yes, that is that is really the problem problem. Man,
Speaker 2: Can we just not live here anymore?
Speaker 1: Everyone? Everything? I just want to move everyone too cheap,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And then it's like, oh, I don't really take advantage
Speaker 2: of being California anymore like I don't.
Speaker 1: Let's buy a beach very often or nothing. Let's buy
Speaker 1: a trailer park in Appalachia and displace everybody's Let's definitely
Speaker 1: live in the Appalachian Mountains for sure.
Speaker 6: I feel like I would get I would love that.
Speaker 6: I would somehow. Fuck dude, you'd have a fucking inbred
Speaker 6: unicorn looking.
Speaker 1: Would you toss like a.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure we're all somehow oding unfit, even if
Speaker 2: we don't like, it's just gonna happen.
Speaker 1: It's in the air. It's in the air. I know
Speaker 1: it's here. I literally had fentanyl coffee this morning. That
Speaker 1: sounds good. It's pretty. You're getting the fucking both streams.
Speaker 1: You use it a dark and light at the same time,
Speaker 1: and you're overloading. Yeah, I don't want to I'm cloak
Speaker 1: and dagger. I'm cloak. Uh let's se, let's se, let's see,
Speaker 1: let's seelet's see. I thought their name was smoking Edward.
Speaker 1: The first time, Smoking Edward, you kill yourself. It's funny.
Speaker 5: It's fucking beautiful to see Bensapia's fans getting consciousness when
Speaker 5: he defends uh healthonurant CEO Chris canonically eating ass with
Speaker 5: a bib.
Speaker 1: That is insane.
Speaker 2: With a bib, that's that serious business. You're a fucking
Speaker 2: serious business. You're you're You're glad that the vow at
Speaker 2: that the idea of that. If not, if not a bib,
Speaker 2: because that is kind of creepy, if at least like
Speaker 2: a napkin.
Speaker 1: You know, I wear a bib every time I have.
Speaker 5: Spin up on myself, and I way, I got nervous
Speaker 5: every single time. I got nervous. Every ten minutes.
Speaker 1: You're pounding away puke and all of you.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. You're like fucking Will smith Man.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 12: I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't look it on the scene.
Speaker 2: Ever since I've known that, I think about this every
Speaker 2: time this dude focks a chicken, starts right.
Speaker 1: To the bathroom and fucking throws hup in the toilet
Speaker 1: like a fucking loser and blacks himself. So he forgets
Speaker 1: how to hold his hair back, hold my hair back?
Speaker 1: Say what what? What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: Getting niggy with it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no, Ni, we gotta read this.
Speaker 1: We have so many names. After I'm pretty sure there's
Speaker 1: probably many names, and we're on the first page. Still
Speaker 1: I have my first meal. I gotta go.
Speaker 2: I gotta go to the store too, and I gotta
Speaker 2: eat the sun set. I gotta go walk down to
Speaker 2: Haraufs or some ship her ralphs. I have no more
Speaker 2: wrapping paper and I actually have to wrap something and
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, Shi.
Speaker 1: I was just done. We don't notice. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: be telerating that tomorrow. Speak American in this, Yeah we do.
Speaker 1: We're doing the the good day, so we're celebrating it
Speaker 1: somew You guys are so you're not even Mexican. What
Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm with a Mexican family. I don't care.
Speaker 2: You your aren't you? I thought you're aren't you from
Speaker 2: I thought you'r voodoo not hay shit to make any
Speaker 2: fucking And also I'm from New York.
Speaker 1: You fucking are you sure? Are you sure?
Speaker 5: Look, just because you're in a Mexican family, it doesn't
Speaker 5: mean you get to rub a, you get to you
Speaker 5: get to steal there.
Speaker 1: Died culture, cultural appropriation. But I'm just getting podcast with you.
Speaker 1: I can't just sit here and be like ship. I
Speaker 1: thought your name was.
Speaker 2: God Damn, I thought your name was Paul st Paul.
Speaker 2: Your name was Jacques L. Jacques Baptist yet the fourth
Speaker 2: and ship, I ain't tripping, And I thought you were
Speaker 2: like we we like the voodoo.
Speaker 1: I'm not a baby. Hey are you sure? I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure you're French, right, but I feel like I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure I know you. It is very interesting niagain and
Speaker 1: I either we used to be the up. I don't
Speaker 1: know how French people say, I'm starting to sound a
Speaker 1: little speedy Gonzales. How does he.
Speaker 12: Know?
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 2: It was like and then there was who's the other guy?
Speaker 2: There was speeding and laws and then he freaky Spanish.
Speaker 2: It was it was it was speeding in Austin. It
Speaker 2: was slow Mo Ricardo. It was you're close, slow Mo Ricardo.
Speaker 2: It was Rodriguez slow something.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was like a slow maps shut the fact reading.
Speaker 1: I'm serious. That is that not the character? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the character. We've been saying, oh, you didn't, you didn't
Speaker 1: just dawn upon it. We've been saying, no, no, you
Speaker 1: guys were talking about fast Mouse. Oh my god, fast Mouse.
Speaker 1: He used me crazy chocolate for is going on? Chrishavan
Speaker 1: Laden waking up? But instead of seventy two versions, it's one.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump colons are red violence is blue. Colon's are red.
Speaker 5: Donald Trump bringing us something in lane back to life
Speaker 5: and trying to pay him to start a war on terrorists.
Speaker 1: But but he can't speak Arabic. Uh Uri Uri Kanaka
Speaker 1: is out of prison. What did you do? Chris? I
Speaker 1: don't know who that is? Knaka?
Speaker 2: You mean our our is far from j on the keyboard.
Speaker 1: I know who that is. I don't know who ur is.
Speaker 1: I know Isa is the creator of Sonic Oh he
Speaker 1: went to prison for inside of training. Who died? Somebody
Speaker 1: didn't somebody related to a Sega product die? I don't know. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, No,
Speaker 1: not even close.
Speaker 2: It was n It was.
Speaker 1: What his name of the samurai Moura Not. This feels
Speaker 1: like a problem. Is not the Nigga. They just said
Speaker 1: Edward there because it's only one. Still it's Oda. So
Speaker 1: how do I put Nigga.
Speaker 5: Death and his black Jack the world's fastest samurai? Begging
Speaker 5: you to put the show in title? Oil me up
Speaker 5: until like listen like a brand new PSP, you know,
Speaker 5: brand new that thing those things shown?
Speaker 1: I need one.
Speaker 2: I feel it's a little shameful.
Speaker 1: I keep pussing out on buying one.
Speaker 2: They cost too much they're they're just at that price
Speaker 2: point where I'm like, don't I know, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to use it this much, but I do want one exactly. Mean,
Speaker 2: if I did have responsibilities and shipped, yeah, I would
Speaker 2: buy one.
Speaker 1: But I just I feel because then it's the games too.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the games and I'm not gonna have
Speaker 1: the patients to right, It's like true at that moment,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't need to everything. Everything about a
Speaker 1: p s P is worse than the deck.
Speaker 5: No, but the thing about the PSP that I like
Speaker 5: is literally like the machine holding the machine, and like
Speaker 5: the style of it, the fucking silver thing, the silver
Speaker 5: ring on the back with PSP in the middle, and
Speaker 5: the fucking yeah little yeah, it's I don't know, man,
Speaker 5: that thing was cool as fuck.
Speaker 1: I felt like a like a badass for that thing.
Speaker 1: I had way more I had, way I didn't have.
Speaker 2: I think it was because I was a little bit older,
Speaker 2: Like I didn't like we weren't doing that, and I
Speaker 2: was like, damn, we.
Speaker 1: Just keep folded magazine bavers and pictures of pussy. I
Speaker 1: would just.
Speaker 2: I for sure beat off to a Sports Illustrated. At
Speaker 2: some point I was not there because like they were
Speaker 2: the Sports Illustrated the swim suit.
Speaker 1: I definitely came on a serious I definitely come to
Speaker 1: my own I swear, I definitely I still have it's
Speaker 1: dripping it did a human or.
Speaker 4: I would vomit. I would instant taint. I would bring
Speaker 4: it out. I would smile and then I over instant vomit.
Speaker 4: Did you disappear?
Speaker 6: Like my nephew last night, my nephew were and we
Speaker 6: put on He's like a little he's little, he's like
Speaker 6: maybe like three months old.
Speaker 1: He's like okay, but he was.
Speaker 6: Every time you put on Mickey Mouse, he gets excited,
Speaker 6: like literally fucking creepy that even little kids can get
Speaker 6: excited by ship like that, But.
Speaker 1: I'm excited by cartoons. Yeah, Like like he gets like
Speaker 1: he starts kicking in like stuff like that, and it's like,
Speaker 1: what the ship? Did you see? Do you know that
Speaker 1: old video of like the little it's like a it's
Speaker 1: like a toddler and he's like or she's like I
Speaker 1: think it's like I can't remember what she's looking at.
Speaker 1: She's looking at like a pen and like a farm
Speaker 1: full of like look at all those chickens. Yeah, did
Speaker 1: you see what that's from?
Speaker 5: No, So this this lady on TikTok was like I
Speaker 5: just fucking discovered something. And she's watching like a Mickey
Speaker 5: Mouse cartoon with her kids, and Goofy comes in. It's
Speaker 5: like Mickey Mouse's playhouse or something, your clubhouse. And he
Speaker 5: goes in and he sees a pen full of like
Speaker 5: animals that aren't chickens, and he's like, look at all
Speaker 5: these chickens, and so that baby, he's making a reference, and.
Speaker 1: We all just missed it. We just all thought it
Speaker 1: was a stupid idiot kid. Oh you dumb baby, you
Speaker 1: don't even know what a chicken is. Slap it slowly,
Speaker 1: that's slow slap You.
Speaker 2: Did power just like, yeah, you gotta charge up a
Speaker 2: little bit. It's like a street street fighter alpha, like
Speaker 2: before you would do your your your super I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I wish I could do that. I was charging up
Speaker 2: violence made a sound, was just spinning batkicks.
Speaker 1: I could break somewhat stern them with breaking a star,
Speaker 1: like the the whole king is this the ball of
Speaker 1: my foot?
Speaker 5: And you're just like, how long until poort stars get
Speaker 5: Fortnite icon skins? Since swings Black and Lily's Mexican, y'all should.
Speaker 1: Name your your kid Rodneguez. Her last name is not
Speaker 1: is awesome.
Speaker 6: You're probably gonna do the whole double last name thing,
Speaker 6: of course. God, I don't care. You can totally.
Speaker 1: She does. She have she do the double last name.
Speaker 1: So why would she do it now? I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't even care. I don't even care she's not
Speaker 6: to take my name even I don't give a fuck
Speaker 6: about any of it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, dude, I don't give a Yeah, because
Speaker 1: only because a slave name. That's why.
Speaker 6: Jameson Sure, sure, sure, fucking black Native American Hispanic guy, big.
Speaker 5: Meaty stakes one billion to every person on planet on
Speaker 5: the planet will cost eight sex tillion also shout out
Speaker 5: to Hannibal Burs.
Speaker 2: Sex tillion is that that's because I thought the sex
Speaker 2: would mean it would be it would be a six six. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So if you're gonna give everybody one billion dollars and
Speaker 2: you do that eight billion times, and he said, how
Speaker 2: many eight sex tillion, eight sex tillion, I'll take.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'll take, I'll take his work.
Speaker 2: It'd be like I'm not going to do because so
Speaker 2: eight and then sex tillion zeros or I guess, and whatever,
Speaker 2: I'm two.
Speaker 1: I'm two. I mean I'm not a math. You know
Speaker 1: the mathing where it's like, can you do a number,
Speaker 1: you do the arrow and that no factor of a
Speaker 1: number at the top. Sure, yeah, it'd be that. It'd
Speaker 1: be like a billion with that many hands. I appreciate
Speaker 1: you doing that. Write it out for show your work.
Speaker 1: I need a listen, show your work. Uh back to
Speaker 1: s tre and Forever Dandy when it's on the standing
Speaker 1: so loud because it's like probably like a focal metal point.
Speaker 1: Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 5: Large margins so large margin is so fucking hot. Sweeney canonically,
Speaker 5: who's large marggin?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I know that name. I just I
Speaker 1: just read these, you know, like large large marches. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's like a I don't know, a wrestler
Speaker 1: or something. No, I don't think. I don't know. I've
Speaker 1: heard large marches. Got large marges the fucking villain from
Speaker 1: Pee Wee's Playhouse. That would have never been my guess.
Speaker 1: Let me see large marge, let me see this, let
Speaker 1: me see this, bab I remember that. Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I do remember large Sween canonically basing an unborn child
Speaker 1: and carib cab. I don't know how to say reference
Speaker 1: in something recently I watched. These were titty swens. Cannot
Speaker 1: uh those eyes, those are eyes? Like, why the is
Speaker 1: this after large? Haven't seen that? You just haven't seen
Speaker 1: that movie that's immediately recognized. Well, I remember that frame.
Speaker 1: Anywhere I think you need a bus.
Speaker 5: Uh heat smoker, heath Smoker is going is going off
Speaker 5: to Vegas? Uh in Vegas, heat Smoker. Oh go to
Speaker 5: Texas Roadhouse. If you've never been fucking good, fucking bread man,
Speaker 5: they actually actually.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they actually did not kidding.
Speaker 2: The first was like when you said that, I was like, wait, wait, dude,
Speaker 2: for real, man, like Texas red Breasts is crazy good
Speaker 2: bread Yeah, half fun in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Last time I was there, my phone exploded. Uh damn,
Speaker 1: that was all the way to Beckon.
Speaker 5: That was the last time I was invent twenty nineteen,
Speaker 5: twenty nineteen, just before the pandemic.
Speaker 1: Was the summer before the pandemic. Yeah, that was last
Speaker 1: time I've been invading. Wow, that was my phone exploded
Speaker 1: and I had to wander to Verizon Wireless drunk at
Speaker 1: two thirty in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: It was so weird that your phone exploded, like I've
Speaker 2: never seen that before me neither.
Speaker 5: I think what happened was like the heat was melting
Speaker 5: the waterproofing liquent on my phone, and so we would
Speaker 5: see it would come out. And I had a white
Speaker 5: phone back then, so like I would pick my phone
Speaker 5: up sometimes and I would like see like black goo,
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Come out of the time, and like what the fuck
Speaker 1: is that? And I had no concept of like what
Speaker 1: the fuck is that? Yeah, And I would just play
Speaker 1: with it. I would just keep dumb ass making it worse,
Speaker 1: be paved bad, dude.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was really delicious, dude. It was really salty. It
Speaker 1: was really good.
Speaker 5: And so like in Vegas, it just got too hot
Speaker 5: and I guess like enough and I brought it underwater
Speaker 5: because it was.
Speaker 1: Like I figured, like, oh it's it's a waterproofone. Well
Speaker 1: it's hot, this probably would help at least a little
Speaker 1: bit cool at all, and it usually does work. Actually yeah,
Speaker 1: but I had already taken so much of the waterproofing
Speaker 1: liquid out that I think it just got in and
Speaker 1: then popped something and so my phone the screen didn't work,
Speaker 1: but the audio did, so I could be like Siri
Speaker 1: direct me to Verizon wireless, and so I had to
Speaker 1: just like listen to audio directions while I was drug
Speaker 1: in Vegas.
Speaker 2: That's that's crazy. Yeah, I looked insane because I was
Speaker 2: still dripping, I think.
Speaker 1: Trying left into traffic. Okay, wow, I hate Vegas. I
Speaker 1: never want to go back to that place.
Speaker 2: Ever.
Speaker 1: I hated I just I Actually it is hot hot
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: When I lived in North Vegas, I actually enjoyed it. Though.
Speaker 1: Man, I didn't enjoy that. I did that.
Speaker 2: I didn't see any greenery and ship. But like, besides that,
Speaker 2: damn man, only like two hund people live there.
Speaker 1: I had a cousin lived there. Had a cousin lived
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 2: But then they found him dead raped by scorpions. Oh well, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what happens.
Speaker 6: They were still when they found him. Actually you know
Speaker 6: the get yeah, the getting raped by score it happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a facult life up there. The the in
Speaker 1: game currency and call it is called CEP kids. Sweeny
Speaker 1: flossing his tooth gap with Shannon Sharp's colon suckond on
Speaker 1: the fallas Prof. Prof What then is that? Starting on Profallasine,
Speaker 1: It says Profallacy Oh, profilag oh so like stupid cock
Speaker 1: laced drug.
Speaker 5: I guess proflasine. I can't put down the cock big peepy,
Speaker 5: big peepy, big pimping. But by Jason, that's great. Gerald
Speaker 5: getting golf clubed by Abby and which are for stupid?
Speaker 1: You said? Gerald is garyl He wrote it must have
Speaker 1: auto correct, I know, but it says Gerald. So I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of Gerald, the only noted up person in the
Speaker 1: series getting killed bash Bash. Jerald is not bad.
Speaker 2: I mean, Arnold is the most normal one Bashash.
Speaker 1: It's literally those two. Yeah, they're just kids.
Speaker 5: Everybody else has some fucking satanic thing wrong with them.
Speaker 5: Gene is literally cursed, like he gets hurt every moment.
Speaker 1: That's true. He is. He's a Jewish kid, No, no,
Speaker 1: the big kids a Jewish I mean Jewish coded.
Speaker 2: I think he's not in this completely stereotypical way, right,
Speaker 2: but his name's Eugene.
Speaker 6: The only person that's not Jewish there is Arnold and
Speaker 6: Daryl probably like everybody else is.
Speaker 5: He's an allegory for Judaism because the world destroys him.
Speaker 1: Hey man, you might he might be on his own.
Speaker 5: Scatting in the Holy Ghost and as the Abyss takes
Speaker 5: you please listen to Bubble Underwater by Primal Beasts on Spotify.
Speaker 5: No Primal Beast, Hey, Kevin Durant's feet, doctor Man lover
Speaker 5: Hammer learned to stop worrying and love the cock. Fuck
Speaker 5: you ain't paying my TV license, bitch, ms pants Boomer
Speaker 5: saying racism just isn't what it used to be. Fuck face,
Speaker 5: Unstoppable cardboard Pie. Longtime question, asked our first time listener,
Speaker 5: A real man never speaks ill of.
Speaker 1: Jimbo jolly old dipshit. I don't know. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: watching you know, the character and Huck Finn right, which one?
Speaker 1: There's few jim Oh inwards. I said, I saw this
Speaker 1: family guy where they were they must have been doing
Speaker 1: like they were doing like it's like the Star Wars
Speaker 1: thing where they're like, I'm Luke, but it's Peter and
Speaker 1: he's like, hi, I'm huck Finn. What's half of your name? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's there's another skin.
Speaker 2: It was like, no, that's all worse like he says it,
Speaker 2: and he's like and then he just calls him inward
Speaker 2: gym and he's like thank you. It's like very kind,
Speaker 2: thank you inward Gym instead of the actual.
Speaker 1: I was so happy reading that ship in school. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, we did it.
Speaker 2: I was actually annoyed that my schools didn't read it.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't like they shied away from it. We
Speaker 2: just didn't read it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, ah, dude, what's crazy about the
Speaker 1: black people in your school were like, oh, Man, yeah, basically,
Speaker 1: I mean we are taught. We would read it every
Speaker 1: day in math.
Speaker 6: Chris, get up here and read fin again. I don't
Speaker 6: really want to. I don't think this is funny.
Speaker 1: Saying say it.
Speaker 5: Now, stand in front of this parabola and say the
Speaker 5: N word. Ai Batman explains to you the dangers of
Speaker 5: Trump's America got a two month That's right.
Speaker 1: I forgot that we even did that.
Speaker 2: What do we do when Batman turns to the camera
Speaker 2: and explained we made a joker, joker joker, three woke
Speaker 2: or one?
Speaker 1: We're back.
Speaker 5: Ai Batman explains to Trump, America got two got a
Speaker 5: two month free trial for pemium. Holy shit, I'm never
Speaker 5: going back. Gangreen Peen dreamed about Ronald McDonald with a
Speaker 5: bowl cut, frowning and black and white woke up cackling.
Speaker 5: That's a vivid image that I understand why you would
Speaker 5: like jolly.
Speaker 6: Old dipshit is that that Ronald McDonald was tried to
Speaker 6: pull me out of my window in the middle of
Speaker 6: the night when I was a kid. That was like
Speaker 6: my first nightmare about clowns.
Speaker 2: You don't be scary about that is if he didn't
Speaker 2: make sounds at all, if he was just just off
Speaker 2: the business, if he was a stone faced.
Speaker 1: Like fighting him and no games like shaking his arms.
Speaker 1: It's not staring at you either, which is kind of
Speaker 1: creepier staring past you. It's just like, yeah, just like.
Speaker 6: You know, you know what dreams where you can't you
Speaker 6: can't hurt people in your dreams, Like every time you
Speaker 6: fight somebody.
Speaker 1: It's like some motion and ship. Yeah.
Speaker 6: One time, there was one time I had like a
Speaker 6: nightmare where some like like emotion penetration, dude, it was
Speaker 6: I was it was like the guy from Scream, he
Speaker 6: like scared me, was trying to kill me. Yeah, And
Speaker 6: I hit him and I hit him hard, and I
Speaker 6: hit him two more times and he was like I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: He left and that was the end of my dream.
Speaker 1: One time. That sucks like a fucking in PC.
Speaker 5: Self hating self hating you, self hating you, who holic.
Speaker 5: The spider skittering up your peace stream. Hill Kingston is
Speaker 5: a furry's wife, isn't canon and is a doll beast.
Speaker 5: Mister curing cancer to spite Jimmy. Uh, we're gonna help
Speaker 5: a blind man.
Speaker 2: See Wow, that is a drop would be good? Wow,
Speaker 2: mister makes it anywhere he cures.
Speaker 1: Ra charl is your lives though I know he's not.
Speaker 1: Who's the one who's alive? Stevie wonder Okay, Stevie wonders, dude,
Speaker 1: it is. It is profoundly where that there are two.
Speaker 2: There are two blind black pianists that are famous for
Speaker 2: the same you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That's very weird, Like I get them mixed up often
Speaker 1: in my head. But I don't think it's like a
Speaker 1: racist thing because I feel like it's like weird that they.
Speaker 2: Get exactly they make sort of different music. But like
Speaker 2: I understand, like it, you know what I mean, I
Speaker 2: get it though, I get it is that getting Mark
Speaker 2: Anthony and freaking what you call it Mark Antony and
Speaker 2: the sucking my lawnmower fucking mixed up and your lawnmower.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my long guy, that's crazy, Mark Anthony. I get
Speaker 1: I get Mark Anthony mixed lawnmower. I mean does he
Speaker 1: do he does? Does he not? Also rake leaves? He's
Speaker 1: a leave He's so he's a racist. He's a raker. Damn.
Speaker 2: That's that's a crazy title.
Speaker 1: That that's not He's a good guy. He does it
Speaker 1: around the neighborhood. He's a serial radio. When he speaks,
Speaker 1: he's a good man. You need you need to be raped,
Speaker 1: you need your you need your law.
Speaker 5: And you know what's great about him is that our
Speaker 5: our serial ragist. He takes care of all of the
Speaker 5: the statues around the property.
Speaker 1: He's a figures. He's a statutory ragis a statutory ragus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Rick your daughters. He also brings me long, That's what
Speaker 1: I mean. Man, Oh my god, she picked on my Pippy,
Speaker 1: the kid living living favorite the Living End are Australian
Speaker 1: and we were huge here and we're huge here. Oh nice,
Speaker 1: I mean that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's been going on my pippa possum was actually homeless.
Speaker 1: But now they're back.
Speaker 5: Shannon Sharp's Colin falling out on Falling Out Shannon Colon
Speaker 5: falling out on Instagram live Oh.
Speaker 1: Instagram again again? Hope don't bring me burg is it
Speaker 1: Meta or Facebook? I don't know. I'm just looking my
Speaker 1: coler note. I'm too tall. I'm too tall for VR.
Speaker 1: They put Johnny Silberhann at Fortnite. Oh yeah, I did
Speaker 1: see that. I saw that. Yeah, I just don't care.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 5: I've been I've been thinking about playing Cyberpunk again, though
Speaker 5: I never will. It's too like there's like there's certain
Speaker 5: gimes like that where it's like Skyrim so easy to
Speaker 5: play because like the intro is like five like what
Speaker 5: like five ten minutes and then you're out into the world.
Speaker 5: But like Cyberpunk is like it's a whole it's like
Speaker 5: a whole bunch of missions you gotta do.
Speaker 1: You can't really start doing whatever you want until after
Speaker 1: you get the chip. Yeah, and that's kind of it's
Speaker 1: not deep into the game, but it's like deeper than
Speaker 1: an hour. It's at least an hour of gameplay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Anyway, just here so I'm just here so I don't
Speaker 5: get killed with his own piss yummies. Did you hear
Speaker 5: about Lukenis's brother suck onus star Coffee?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I can't do what you did. That's crazy. How quick? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How long do you think? How long?
Speaker 6: Do you think Brook would last in Baldoskate THREEOK, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think he he You wouldn't recognize him because he'd be
Speaker 1: a mind flare like he would he would like, he
Speaker 1: would not like, he would just be There's no no
Speaker 1: chest star coffee. Put the mass back in, Chris Mass,
Speaker 1: my massive cock. Chris was right, pretty bunny Rogers on
Speaker 1: his wings yet I'm transfermed, gremlin. You what brings you
Speaker 1: in from New York City? Mad about that? What brings
Speaker 1: you in from New York City.
Speaker 5: Mister Dafoe, Sween asked. Dafoe smiled a menacing grin that
Speaker 5: contorted into maniacal laughter.
Speaker 1: Suck my cock.
Speaker 11: Bombs?
Speaker 2: He first he forces you to flate him, and then
Speaker 2: he throws a bomb.
Speaker 1: What's happening? You're gay? It's like an It's like it's
Speaker 1: like an impact grenade too.
Speaker 5: It's not even like a frag It's like the second
Speaker 5: any force is implied, it explodes.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even get a chance to it doesn't even
Speaker 1: leave his hand. Pretty much. He tries to throw and
Speaker 1: it moves like well, he slaps it onto you like
Speaker 1: a pie. Like a pie.
Speaker 2: He doesn't before he comes to Canadian I'm Jimmy Olsen
Speaker 2: and Mike Colon Fell.
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Speaker 1: I Miss Reggie. It goes like this.
Speaker 5: Her balls, her dick, the sequin gloves, she tugs, my nips.
Speaker 5: The drag Queen, The Drag Show Queen is moaning.
Speaker 1: Hallelujah. Nice that. Wow, it's not bad, well written. Actually, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's good. H three x O. Getting no work done
Speaker 1: because of diarrhea, God save me. Hey man, you can
Speaker 1: get non excuse for the boss. Get your work done
Speaker 1: on the toilet, yeah, damn.
Speaker 5: Slurping, stroke and smoking joking. Emotocon's going like this. My
Speaker 5: mom movement is so bloody. I named my toilet sandy hook.
Speaker 5: Emoticon's going like this. Drip mh all, Lord of all
Speaker 5: the Lord of all drip. Chris is right.
Speaker 1: The Temple of Doom is awesome. Anyone who doesn't like
Speaker 1: you can suck the ship out of my butthole. Damn right,
Speaker 1: fun ass movie. Obi want you blow me? Waiting for
Speaker 1: the swen hunting tear.
Speaker 5: I want his pelt, Kremlin the Gremlin, Amanda hugging kiss uh,
Speaker 5: drinking squirrel girls, ass crack sweat beast, mister blinding kid's
Speaker 5: limp dick, limp dick skit singing. It's just one of
Speaker 5: those gays when you don't want to get cocked. Everybody's fucked,
Speaker 5: every dick is sucked. That's I think you did that.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's very not very it's very close.
Speaker 1: Stop stop it's a fucking hippo. What the hell, dude?
Speaker 1: Damn bro, damn, I hain't show me that, show me
Speaker 1: that against you show the camera?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: Let me please stop rocking, let me show the camera.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, man. Why somebody got to take
Speaker 1: a picture of that ship?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: The reaction. I would not pull out my phone for that.
Speaker 1: Not that so fucking hip? What's going on there?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 3: Ship?
Speaker 1: All right? Sweetie's four acres and a mule are his
Speaker 1: tooth gap and Lily Kingston? What is kra CoA? What
Speaker 1: is a What is krakoa x Men? And why is
Speaker 1: it a big deal?
Speaker 6: Racoa is like the sovereign nation of x Men, only
Speaker 6: that they kind of remove themselves too and decided to
Speaker 6: stay there excluded from everybody. People acknowledge it to like
Speaker 6: to like Israel. But the thing is that kro CooA
Speaker 6: didn't prolong to anybody, so it's a huge different Like
Speaker 6: they like, oh, it's like a fucking a religious state,
Speaker 6: and it's like, well, yeah, but they're not.
Speaker 1: They're by themselves. By that laugh really took a lot
Speaker 1: of energy. I have I have not eaten, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna move. I don't have any unfortunately.
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, that's gonna be stuck in our heads down,
Speaker 2: which I.
Speaker 1: Might need a shirt. I might just make a shirt
Speaker 1: for myself that has smiling face.
Speaker 5: Wait, Brothers Carl Urban Dating, daring Jack Wade to stick
Speaker 5: his hand in a deep frier for the Novacane movie
Speaker 5: Donk Donkerson. This was gonna be a Colon joke, but
Speaker 5: the constant killed killed it in the same fucking episode.
Speaker 2: They say that it started eating.
Speaker 5: Colon's still going strong. My Colon is still going strong. Yeah,
Speaker 5: Gage six pp. The face I drew on Chris's head
Speaker 5: is just that Tim Waltz face. Oh that makes sense,
Speaker 5: that's the that's.
Speaker 1: The very le print.
Speaker 2: I guess right that he put face on my Head's
Speaker 2: totally that that's so crazy.
Speaker 1: That is exactly what that's that's great and a happy
Speaker 1: New year. You throat goats, thank you.
Speaker 5: Hey man or hey, my dad used to punish me
Speaker 5: by publicly embarrassing me with tart speak too.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mebe fishy man. The nineties were great. Mebe fishy.
Speaker 1: Jay Leno witnessing nine to eleven, turning to the person
Speaker 1: beside him, saying, you see this, John Strickland Merse eighteen
Speaker 1: eighty nine, jingle beow rock skimmitty skibbity skimmity get. I
Speaker 1: hate you, I hate you for making me do that.
Speaker 1: The first David, At first I thought his name was
Speaker 1: as as money.
Speaker 5: At first I thought his name was as mongoloid.
Speaker 1: As mongoloid, I mean it's appropriate. Oh, I read it
Speaker 1: as asthma gold too. That's a funny. You watching Sweens.
Speaker 1: I hate the new video. The way they do video
Speaker 1: is now, by the way, on Io s what's going on?
Speaker 1: That is a waste of my time? That is like
Speaker 1: it was that like does he have a hard cock? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was that, like his dick that's swung like it's
Speaker 1: like is this a little bit? And you're like, wait a.
Speaker 2: Minute, bunch swinging like a lot of weirdie chair pre
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Speaker 1: Gap Blake eight nine six. Who do you think you are?
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Speaker 5: you think Brian Thomas's last words were whoa, it's it's
Speaker 5: the it's the most it's the most wonderful time to
Speaker 5: be queer? Uh alast going to feel trash causing here
Speaker 5: of the racial pain Hurricane Miller god.
Speaker 2: A little kids screaming anyword three times, his parents come
Speaker 2: in and catching him in middle saying they whooping his ass.
Speaker 1: I did see that. The video made my day. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's good. I just heard that recently. He said it.
Speaker 2: Magically like it was very whimsical and wait and ward
Speaker 2: and where his dad magically appears, and I.
Speaker 1: Like, it's like fucking over the FIfF. Literally. His parents
Speaker 1: probably heard him say it before and he was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't say and.
Speaker 2: They were like, hearing racist children get him and beat
Speaker 2: you through low bit rate microphones is fucking great, beautiful.
Speaker 1: It is art. Like people are like, good, that's good.
Speaker 1: It's good. Young Sheldon Gadding what Young Sheldon Gadding thrown
Speaker 1: off a cliff and.
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Speaker 5: Dick Dick com Nikki Ziggy Dick did com fifty two
Speaker 5: Shades of Gay, Paul Joseph Watson's Hands Here Chris lives
Speaker 5: at Oh wait, that's my actual address.
Speaker 2: I'm not reading that out you psycho.
Speaker 1: Nice. Four hours almost, we're almost three forty eight. Merry Christmas, hey, man,
Speaker 1: we're fucking holiday.
Speaker 2: This is your gift. Holidays are coming. We're not putting it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't have it. We don't have time for
Speaker 1: an extra ammo. Yeah, and we're gonna take We're gonna
Speaker 1: recording on fucking Chris Christmas Day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, we'll hitch you. We'll be back on schedule
Speaker 2: next week. But yeah, them niggas gotta catch up, man.
Speaker 2: They like we put out actually a really long episode
Speaker 2: to eighty seven. I think it was fucking long at ship,
Speaker 2: Yeah or to eighty whichever.
Speaker 1: They have a lot of ship to work with. Merry Christmas,
Speaker 1: It's great Christmas, It'll be good. Be grateful. I'm not
Speaker 1: fucking your dad right now. Oh my god, we do
Speaker 1: want to. I do wanna like I do want to
Speaker 1: in January figure out I downloaded. I think the right
Speaker 1: software is to use to do the what is it
Speaker 1: the Yeah, yeah, yeah, the movie. The movie thing. I
Speaker 1: don't know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2: I can't find borderlines anywhere, but I imagine it'll be
Speaker 2: on Amazon.
Speaker 1: Is it on Amazon?
Speaker 2: Probably? Like it can't be that much, right, it's worth it,
Speaker 2: it's right, right, Yeah, make it back, don't worry, all right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll do We'll do that, uh probably anyway, but yeah, thanks,
Speaker 2: We're not gonna do that. Yeah, we'll do it at
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty two shades of gay.
Speaker 5: Paul just wants to answer, Okay, fix the RSS feed
Speaker 5: or I'm gonna do something drastic.
Speaker 1: It is fixed. I don't fix it. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: now I'm not I'm unfixing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we figured out what the what the situation was,
Speaker 2: I think, right, yeah, it has to be those See,
Speaker 2: nobody was saying here's my thing.
Speaker 1: Nobody was saying that had anything to do with the
Speaker 1: Patreon RSS feed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because apparently, now here's the thing that I'm a
Speaker 2: little bit skeptical of because I don't want niggas getting
Speaker 2: free shows.
Speaker 1: Man, like you know this this we put out the shows.
Speaker 1: I don't want this to be like some type.
Speaker 2: Of workaround where some people were getting like because some
Speaker 2: person should send me a screenshot and or I think
Speaker 2: maybe it was what you showed me. Yeah, and uh
Speaker 2: and and it showed that the extra amal and the
Speaker 2: feed and all that stuff. So I'm like, okay, that
Speaker 2: must be the Patreon RSS feed. But I'm like, I
Speaker 2: hope that in some workaround with some some fucking crafty
Speaker 2: guys like getting free shows and stuff, and I'm like, hey, hey, some.
Speaker 1: Bitch, it's built into it. You have to expect that
Speaker 1: if something.
Speaker 2: If that's the case, I just don't want somebody who's
Speaker 2: getting free ship to be complaining because then I'll bring
Speaker 2: But we did.
Speaker 6: That's a classic history. That's that's the world people that
Speaker 6: are taking shit for free, Like well that actually, but
Speaker 6: we fixed it right. It should be working now.
Speaker 2: As a one person even told me, it's everything's good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sure everybody got the new episode that dropped. So
Speaker 2: the issue was essentially that the software or the company
Speaker 2: that we use, like they had it on like an
Speaker 2: update and they changed the way they do things, and
Speaker 2: then we had an option to there was an option
Speaker 2: I think to keep things the same or do it
Speaker 2: the new way, and we just have to keep things
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 1: Keep things simple.
Speaker 2: But apparently like it just wasn't fox it up the Yeah,
Speaker 2: the RSS now goes through the new way.
Speaker 1: It confused the show to me because every time I
Speaker 1: would check the RSS feeds, it seemed normal, and then
Speaker 1: I checked the Patreon was like, oh okay, I don't
Speaker 1: even think to do that.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I always just checked the Patreon or the unlisted YouTube
Speaker 1: video because we make the show. But so that should
Speaker 1: be fixed. I'm sure this is an older uh name, sure,
Speaker 1: but fun have fun? Whoa wexed? What does that stand for?
Speaker 1: Real sixty six? Brilliant brilliant? Uh yeah, Louis Ray damn Armstrong, LUI.
Speaker 5: Preheated toast Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly Brave Dog the Colon
Speaker 5: Hunter Etherian needs help blowering his weapon in Hay Little
Speaker 5: three Orange Man Hunter, please fix your podcast set archies.
Speaker 5: We did na from Melpois one. You read the last page, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's probably like two. Hey man, we're growing King of haphazard.
Speaker 2: Bye guys, Happy holidays, go heavy holidays, Happy New Year.
Speaker 1: Pages, got you're not crazy man?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Pages, Let's fill up the fourth one, and then
Speaker 2: we got to talk about maybe making it twenty.
Speaker 1: Sixty, just one dollar high, like that's gonna jade. I
Speaker 1: can't do the probably you got you have gone to bah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you guys for stopping by. We'll catch you
Speaker 2: in the new year. Yeah, all right, you're gonna be safe.
Speaker 1: Peace to the Middle East.
Speaker 6: I'll be safe, please please, peace in the Middle East. Also,
Speaker 6: we should do something about Russia, right, no, my problem whatever.
Speaker 1: Alright, so the think