1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,639 Speaker 1: Welcome back to Dear Nikki after Dark, the podcast where 2 00:00:05,679 --> 00:00:10,439 we drive into the Steamius Confessions, no judgment all three, 3 00:00:10,759 --> 00:00:14,560 I'm your host, Nikki, where the nights are long and 4 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:18,640 the secrets are even longer. Tonight's episode is about the 5 00:00:18,679 --> 00:00:23,719 forbidden classroom crushes that turn into full blown fantasies years later. 6 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:28,320 We've got tales of bus stop bargains, reunions, and bumble 7 00:00:28,359 --> 00:00:33,320 matches that rewrite the lesson plan. Buckle up, it's going 8 00:00:33,359 --> 00:00:37,679 to get really hot in here. First, let's tease what's 9 00:00:37,719 --> 00:00:41,079 coming up on the three short previews from tonight's confessions. 10 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,240 A high school teacher a senior, seals a grade boosting 11 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,759 deal in the dead of the night at a bus stop, 12 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,159 ending with a face full of proof and a straight 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:55,039 up a glow. A former student spots an old math 14 00:00:55,119 --> 00:00:58,200 teacher and a club invites him home and turns a 15 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:02,079 night into an anal advance that I'll have you rethinking 16 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:07,200 apparent teacher nights and years after graduation, A guy matches 17 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:10,439 with his seventh grade teacher on bumble, leading to a 18 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,599 breeding kink fueled fling that blurs every line in the book. 19 00:01:15,599 --> 00:01:21,519 That and so so much more, and now for our 20 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:26,159 Nikky's Naughty Q and a segment tonight's question, what's the 21 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:29,560 wildest place you've ever hooked up with someone from your past? 22 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:35,319 Audience listening live, spill your thoughts, or if you're listening 23 00:01:35,439 --> 00:01:41,200 to us later, you can DM me on x at 24 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:45,879 d Nikki n ikk y one six two, or course 25 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,439 you can always drop a voice note or just interact 26 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:53,319 in our discord channel. Would love to hear from you 27 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,439 to get you thinking even deeper. How did running into 28 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:01,760 them unexpectedly amp up the excitement or did it make 29 00:02:01,799 --> 00:02:05,400 things awkwardly hot looking back? Was the risk of getting 30 00:02:05,439 --> 00:02:07,879 caught part of the thrill? Or would you rather do 31 00:02:07,959 --> 00:02:12,039 it all over again in a safer spot? And before 32 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:16,080 we jump into our confessions, here's a riddle to ponder. 33 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:20,560 I in assist with an erection. Sometimes big balls hang 34 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:24,719 from me, and I'm called a big swinger? When am I? 35 00:02:25,599 --> 00:02:29,080 And as always I'll reveal the answer at the end 36 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:33,000 of our show, So keep your minds in the gutter 37 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:36,759 till then. How about that you know what time it is, 38 00:02:37,599 --> 00:02:42,240 It's time to sim back relax. Let's have a whiskey 39 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:46,759 with some filthy cherries, of course, and explore some ironic 40 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:52,080 fantasies from people just like you and me, Dearniky. My 41 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,639 teacher was in his late forties, strict, kind of handsome 42 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:59,479 in that older experienced way. One night we both ended 43 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,280 up at the same buz stop in the middle of 44 00:03:01,319 --> 00:03:05,159 the night after drinking separately. No one else was around, 45 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:09,400 just us waiting for the same late bus, and we 46 00:03:09,479 --> 00:03:13,639 lived in the same neighborhood. Apparently. We started chatting light 47 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,080 stuff at first, but then my about my future. I 48 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,159 told him I was worried about my grades wouldn't be 49 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,520 enough for UNI. He said he wished he could bump 50 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,039 me up to an A, but I'd been too lazy 51 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,960 and slacked off too much. He was a little buzzed, 52 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:32,240 and I definitely was buzzed, and in that reckless drunk tease, 53 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:38,039 bood I laughed and said, well, maybe I can compensate 54 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:41,840 for it. He laughed too, and then it went dead quiet. 55 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,120 After a beat, he looked at me straight in the 56 00:03:44,159 --> 00:03:50,039 eyes and said, very seriously, well, maybe if you let 57 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,400 me come on that pretty face of yours, I'll know 58 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:57,639 you're actually dedicated. I froze for a second, asked if 59 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,199 he was for real. He just smirked. Shrugged and added, 60 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:05,479 you do have a pretty face. I blushed hard. But 61 00:04:05,639 --> 00:04:10,240 the alcohol and the adrolline, the fuck it energy, I 62 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:14,240 just went all right deal. He laughed like I couldn't 63 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:18,199 believe it. Hesitated for maybe half a second, then grabbed 64 00:04:18,199 --> 00:04:20,959 my hand and pulled me into the bushes right behind 65 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,040 the bus stop. He stroked my cheek, murmured, You're so 66 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:29,560 cute it's unreal, spread his jacket on the ground, and 67 00:04:29,639 --> 00:04:32,600 gently pushed me down on to my knees. My heart 68 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:36,079 was hammering. I kept thinking, am I really doing this? 69 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:40,639 But that butterflies in the stomach. Excitement was insane. The 70 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,120 next thing I know zipper sound and the tip of 71 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,040 his clock brushing my lips. I opened up and he 72 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:50,519 slid in, already half hard and growing fast. He moaned 73 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,759 and said things I can't even remember clearly. I tried 74 00:04:53,759 --> 00:04:56,560 to do my best, licking the head, taking him as 75 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,279 deep as I could. He grabbed my hair and started 76 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:03,680 guiding me, not crazy fast, but deep, deeper than I've 77 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,000 ever gone before. I was right on the edge of gagging, 78 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,839 but holding it together. Then a bright light hit my face. 79 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,079 He fold out his phone and turned on the flashlight. 80 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,639 So Geld see better, one hand controlling my head, the 81 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,800 other lighting me up like I was on stage. Maybe 82 00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:24,959 ten minutes he sped up, breathing got ragged, and suddenly 83 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,839 he fulled out, jerked himself a couple times, growled low, 84 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:33,720 and started coming thick. Warm ropes hit my face, maybe 85 00:05:33,759 --> 00:05:37,639 four or five big ones, painting me from forehead to chin. 86 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:42,120 When he finished, I just burst out laughing, Jesus, fuck, 87 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:45,839 that's so much come. He laughed too, called me so 88 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:49,240 fucking cute again, and said he couldn't believe that this 89 00:05:49,439 --> 00:05:52,120 was happening. He had me a tissue to wipe off 90 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,399 the worst of it. We walked back to the bus 91 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:58,480 stop and kept chatting like nothing while just happened. Got home, 92 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,439 looked in the mirror, still come tangled in my hair, 93 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,560 and it turned me on so hard. I masturbated right 94 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:09,199 there and came harder than I ever have. The next 95 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,639 morning was a little surreal, especially remembering he has a 96 00:06:12,759 --> 00:06:15,839 daughter one year older than me. But I got my 97 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,959 A and got my dream university. So honestly, when when 98 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,920 when XO XO, you're a naughty bus stop a student. 99 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:30,160 I can't say that I've ever given a blowjob, even 100 00:06:30,199 --> 00:06:33,000 at a bus stop or end behind a bush, behind 101 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,519 a bus stop or anything thereof in public like that 102 00:06:37,519 --> 00:06:39,839 or public at all. I don't think I think it'd 103 00:06:39,839 --> 00:06:43,000 be memorable. Oh nope, there was a car wash, I guess, 104 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:49,120 but not with my teacher. So as I'm reading this story, 105 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,519 and as soon as I saw UNI, and I know 106 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,680 other countries use it, but I've only been to the UK, 107 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:58,240 I immediately started thinking about the bus stops there, and 108 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,800 I was trying to remember. I'm gonna have to ask 109 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:06,040 the print if the bus stop that we pass all 110 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,959 the time does it have a hedge behind it? Because 111 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,000 you know it's not called bushes, it's hedges, I think, 112 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,439 So I'm gonna have to ask. I have lots of questions. 113 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:18,160 So into our bus stop a student. Did he ever 114 00:07:18,199 --> 00:07:20,920 bring it again after grades were final? Like knowing look 115 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:25,000 in class or sneaky messages and looking back? Now? Would 116 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,639 you do it again? Same situation, same stakes. Was the 117 00:07:28,639 --> 00:07:31,279 cub in the hair, the souvenir the hottest fired or 118 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,519 was it the flesh lighting your up? We'll use your 119 00:07:34,519 --> 00:07:38,199 mouth and those who are listening live. Have you ever 120 00:07:38,319 --> 00:07:42,160 traded something naughty for something practical? A great job, per 121 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:46,360 a favor and it actually felt empowering instead of icky 122 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:51,519 or crossed a forbidden authority line like this. I'd really 123 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,879 like to know. Drop your answers live in the chat, 124 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,759 or you can also DM me and x at d 125 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:03,480 Nikki and I kk y dear Nikki. I'm twenty two 126 00:08:03,519 --> 00:08:06,160 now and still love hitting the clubs in my city 127 00:08:06,199 --> 00:08:09,839 to dance, drink, and let loose. One night I spotted 128 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:13,240 my old high school math teacher across the room, older, 129 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:17,399 still hot in that distinguished way, salt and pepper hair, 130 00:08:17,639 --> 00:08:21,399 sharp draw. We locked eyes and he recognized me instantly. 131 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:27,040 Instead of being awkward, it turned electric. We ended up 132 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:30,279 hanging out at the bar, laughing about old class stories, 133 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:35,480 shot flowing, flirting, getting heavier by the minute. I just 134 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:38,720 finally leaned in and said, want to get out of here. 135 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,440 He didn't hesitate back up my place. We barely made 136 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,559 it through the door before close starting hitting the floor. 137 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,240 I pushed him down onto my bed so he was 138 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,600 lying back and crawled between his legs. I took my time, 139 00:08:52,159 --> 00:08:56,120 slow wet suck ups and down his cock, tongue swirling 140 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:59,120 around the head, gently playing with his balls until he 141 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,200 was rock hard and throbbing in my mouth. I looked 142 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,360 up at him, lips still wrapped around him, and asked, 143 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:11,960 pussy or anal. He groaned, voice low anal. The answer 144 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,399 said this shiver through me. I climbed on top, straddled him, 145 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,080 reached back and spread my ass cheeks wide. I sank 146 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:22,840 down slowly onto his cock, taking every inch into my 147 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:26,000 tight hole while he watched my tits bounce bright in 148 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,000 his face. I wrote him like that for several twenty minutes, 149 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:34,480 grinding deep, rolling my hips, letting him suck and bite 150 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:39,120 my nipples while I clenched around him. When he couldn't 151 00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:41,519 take it anymore, he grabbed my hips hard, pulled me 152 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:45,320 down flush against him, and I felt every pulse and 153 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:50,200 explode hot spurts, a cumb filling my ass. I stayed 154 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:53,200 there for a second, feeling him twitch inside me, then 155 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:57,480 slid off, leaned down and licked his cock completely clean, 156 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,159 tasting both of us. He got dressed, kissed me deep 157 00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:04,799 one last time, and left, but not before making sure 158 00:10:04,919 --> 00:10:07,960 I had his number say so he could do it again. 159 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:11,639 I'm already texting him dirty little ideas for round two. 160 00:10:12,399 --> 00:10:16,320 You're a former student and now his anal queen. Could 161 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:20,120 you I don't know. I don't know if I they're 162 00:10:20,159 --> 00:10:24,120 two teachers that I do know that are still in 163 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,879 the town when I went to school in that I 164 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:30,679 found attractive, but not I think back to those years, 165 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,039 i'd find them like I knew they were attractive, but 166 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,120 I didn't think of them as you know. I think 167 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:37,879 it went back with the too close to home, you know, 168 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:41,440 don't fuck where you eat kind of thing with me 169 00:10:41,639 --> 00:10:44,399 to actually and I don't think i'd be brave enough 170 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:48,799 because that's all I would need. And yeah, and to 171 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:53,720 our author, our anal queen, has he hit you up 172 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,399 ever since that night? And what's the dirtiest thing he's 173 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,960 texted you or you've sent so far? And be honest, 174 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,799 did you get your filled up by both your math 175 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:06,159 teacher hit different because it's taboo or was it just 176 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:10,080 a really good dick because honestly, you know, ladies and chance, 177 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,559 sometimes it's just the person that they were in your 178 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:17,200 life at that time, you know. And to everyone that's listening, 179 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:22,279 ever run into someone from your past again teacher, coach, boss, 180 00:11:22,519 --> 00:11:25,879 ex friend and in the wild and then turned it 181 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:29,600 into a full on hookup or have you fantasized about 182 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:37,559 doing exactly that. I don't think I have anybody. I 183 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:41,080 always say that, and then I remember somebody, Remember the person? 184 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:45,120 I said, how about a real kiss? Yeah? I have 185 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:49,639 had many, many, many, many, many, many many many fantasies 186 00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:52,639 about that. So, but he wasn't a boss or a teacher. 187 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:57,679 Dear Nikki, I've been in the hookup community for a while, 188 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:02,840 interacting with couples who openly share the wife. We've chatted 189 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:06,919 swap picks, built up some flirty tension over time. This weekend, 190 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,279 they were hosting a hotel party. I messaged and she 191 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,159 invited me over last night for what we were both 192 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:17,399 expecting to be some rough, kinky fun. I walked into 193 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,559 the hotel room, door clicked shut behind me, and there 194 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:24,440 she was my kid's teacher, the same woman I see 195 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:29,600 at school events, parenting meetings, and the extracurricular activity that 196 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:33,039 we're both heavily involved in. We've made small talk in 197 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:36,480 the hallway, waved across the field, the whole normal parent 198 00:12:36,519 --> 00:12:39,480 teacher thing. Neither of us have ever shown our faces 199 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:42,960 online before this moment. Her eyes went wide in pure 200 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:47,080 shock and embarrassment, flashing her face, I built the same 201 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:51,159 gut punch of recognition. For a second, we just stared 202 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,480 the air thick with oh fuck. I actually had to 203 00:12:55,519 --> 00:12:58,600 turn and leave, muttering something about this being too weird. 204 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:02,799 Then I stopped. I realized this was her secret life, 205 00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:07,000 her risk, not mine. I looked back at her locked 206 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:12,000 eyes and said, actually, we're doing this. Something shifted in 207 00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:16,960 her expression, relief, excitement. She didn't invite it. In fact, 208 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,720 she melted when I took control like that. What followed 209 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:24,480 us was the dirtiest, roughest sex I've ever had. Stuff 210 00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:29,240 I've only seen in born possessions, words, intensity, all of it. 211 00:13:30,159 --> 00:13:32,399 I didn't use a condom. She was way past the 212 00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:36,279 age of getting pregnant, so what was a concern. I 213 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:40,240 pushed every boundary as she took it, eagerly, moaning like 214 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,679 she'd been waiting for someone to unleash her. It was insane, 215 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:49,279 hotter than anything I experienced. But afterward the guilt hit hard. 216 00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:54,440 She initially hesitated, shown that flash of no, this can't happen, 217 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,240 and I steamrolled right into it because I knew the 218 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:02,360 power dynamic meant she basically couldn't say no. Once we 219 00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:05,080 were alone in that room, I took advantage of that, 220 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:08,120 and part of me loved it. And that's the fucked 221 00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:12,039 up part I can't take. Now spring is coming. I've 222 00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:15,360 been seeing her regularly at party events, probably chatting like 223 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,600 nothing happened while my kid runs around. How do we 224 00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:21,559 even look at each other? The dad who claimed his 225 00:14:21,679 --> 00:14:26,159 kid's teacher, I actually liked it. I liked that dominant. 226 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:30,519 We're doing this because you turning your back and I 227 00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:34,120 think there would be just humiliation, and I mean I 228 00:14:34,159 --> 00:14:39,639 could see the whole oh shit, you know, real life consequences. 229 00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:42,360 Because the real life consequences were on her part, not his. 230 00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:46,879 I mean, probably so, but let's be honest. The teachers 231 00:14:46,879 --> 00:14:48,960 found out that he fucked a teacher, it would have 232 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,799 got around and he would have had other teachers. Let's 233 00:14:50,879 --> 00:14:54,639 completely let's just rip the band aid off. That's exactly 234 00:14:54,679 --> 00:14:56,559 what would have happened. And we all know it would 235 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,720 have on some form or fashion at least one of 236 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:02,039 them would have reached out. But it's like a gray area. 237 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,000 But I am still glad that you said nope, we're 238 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,879 doing this. I really thank you so much. And to 239 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:13,159 the dad who claimed the teacher, has she reached out? Since? 240 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,440 Are you both just pretending it didn't happen? Until then 241 00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:22,080 next extracurricurricular activity. Deep down, do you really want round 242 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,000 two despite the guilt or are you hoping it stays 243 00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:31,159 a one time, filthy secret? And to anybody else, have 244 00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:34,039 you ever hooked up with somebody like at a party, 245 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,440 a mass grade party, or through a dating app and something, 246 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:41,120 and maybe you didn't recognize it until or you know, 247 00:15:41,159 --> 00:15:44,720 who knows how it all happened, But then you find out, 248 00:15:45,039 --> 00:15:49,159 like in the most intimate way, that this is probably 249 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,279 a person that's off limits. And we're not talking the 250 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:56,000 big no nos, right, We're talking like a teacher, you know, 251 00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:03,200 boss's wife, so forth and so on. Oh goodness. It's 252 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,840 a good question, though, one that I would like answered. 253 00:16:06,919 --> 00:16:11,559 Dear Niki. I'm a down low man, and these past 254 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,919 few days I've been insanely horny. Tonight, I finally caved 255 00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:18,639 and hopped on to Sniffy's to see who was up 256 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:22,600 for a quick, no strings fun. An anonymous profile messaged 257 00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:27,600 me right away. He was craving cock, specifically anonymous cock, 258 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:32,519 no faces, no names, just straight to business sucking. Perfect 259 00:16:32,519 --> 00:16:35,559 for me since I'm a d L too. He sent 260 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,919 me a couple picks to prove he was real. Including 261 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,559 one of his face. My heart stop. It was my 262 00:16:41,639 --> 00:16:45,000 former teacher, the one I was at TA four last year. 263 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,240 I graduated in May, so it's only been a few months, 264 00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:53,080 but I always thought he was hot in a quiet, older, 265 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:58,000 intellectual way. Seeing his face pop up on Sniffy's made 266 00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:00,559 my dick instantly rock hard at the thought of him 267 00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:03,399 on his knees for me. We agreed to meet at 268 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,559 a nearby park that's known for nighttime cruising spot. I 269 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:10,039 show up in a full black outfit Ski Max, so 270 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:13,279 there was zero chance he'd recognize me the second we 271 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,279 linked up in the shadows. No hello, no small talk. 272 00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:19,440 He just dropped straight to his knees, yanked my pants down, 273 00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:22,799 and went to work. He started by licking my balls, 274 00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:27,359 slow and diller, deliberate, then dragged his tongue all the 275 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,640 way up to my shaft. When he reached the tip, 276 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,400 he kissed it, swirled his tongue around it like he 277 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:37,119 was savoring it, then took me in deep, hands down, 278 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:41,759 the best head I've ever gotten from anyone, man or woman. 279 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,119 He let me grab his head and face fuck him, 280 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:50,359 my first time doing that, and holy shit, it felt incredible. 281 00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:53,319 I was thrusting he was taking it like a pro, 282 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,319 moaning around my cock. When I got close, I warned 283 00:17:57,359 --> 00:18:00,880 him and he just mumbled, come in my mouth around me. 284 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,039 I unloaded hard rope after rope, and he kept sucking, 285 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:09,160 milking every last drop. Then he pulled off, opened wide 286 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,160 to show me the full load on his tongue, locked eyes, 287 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,279 or what he could see through the mask, and swallowed 288 00:18:15,319 --> 00:18:18,839 it all down like it was nothing. We split without 289 00:18:18,839 --> 00:18:22,559 another word. I just got home, still buzzing. He's already 290 00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:26,640 texted me that was hot. Want to get it again sometime. 291 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,599 Now I'm torn. Part of me wants to keep the 292 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,240 mask on forever, let him keep sucking anonymous stick while 293 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,279 I secretly know it's my old T shirt worshiping me. 294 00:18:37,039 --> 00:18:40,599 The taboo of it is insane. But another part wants 295 00:18:40,599 --> 00:18:43,480 to unmask. See his reaction when he realizes the cock 296 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:48,240 he just swallowed belongs to his former ta. The risk, 297 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,880 the power flip, the potential for more. Should I tell 298 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,519 him it's me? Or keep feeding him anonymous loads and 299 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:59,559 let the secret make it even dirtier? The mask load 300 00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:09,599 swam secret da, I'm thinking, So I love that he 301 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,000 just drops his me. He may not even care to 302 00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:17,279 know that could just be it. Maybe he likes the 303 00:19:17,319 --> 00:19:19,200 mask of not knowing. I mean, he's there just to 304 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,799 suck your dick, so he may not really even care 305 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:27,720 who you are, So maybe revealing it does amp up 306 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:33,079 the heat into something ongoing and filthy. Or the longer 307 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:35,440 you have it on and then decide to reveal it, 308 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,720 it could just completely be a buzzkill. And if he's 309 00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:40,720 a really good dick sucker, would you really want to 310 00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:44,920 do that? I would say maybe if he's called back 311 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:49,319 a third time for some dick sucking, then it's time 312 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:52,720 to drop it. Maybe after the second time, like I said, 313 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,319 if he reaches out, like maybe, if he's done after two, 314 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,119 then it doesn't need to go any further. But like 315 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,839 the third one is like okay, I need to tell 316 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,559 you something, or you can just wait until he has 317 00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:06,000 to take the mask off. It's up to you. Have 318 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,680 you ever jerked off again thinking about his tongue on 319 00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:11,279 balls or the way he swallowed you while looking up 320 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:15,559 what's hotter in your head right now? Keeping him clueless 321 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,440 so you can keep using his mouth whenever you want, 322 00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:22,079 or the moment you pull the mask and watch his 323 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:27,759 brain short circuit. I don't know, if you do tell him, 324 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,440 how would you drop it? Would you send him a 325 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,720 pick of your face with remember me? Or show up 326 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,759 a mass or how about I show up on mask 327 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,000 next time? There's so many questions. I really really, really 328 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:45,200 really really have so to everyone listening. Ever hooked up 329 00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:49,759 anonymously cruising spot, app, Glory Hall, whatever, only to realize 330 00:20:49,759 --> 00:20:52,400 it was someone you knew from real life? Did you 331 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,960 keep the secret going for more hookups? Or blow it 332 00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:58,880 from massups? Shock value, spill the tea anonymous or not? 333 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,160 I really want the Mezzy details. And this is always 334 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:06,000 what I'm scared to death of. Is like, you know, like, 335 00:21:06,319 --> 00:21:09,440 even if I'm like ninety million, like across the globe 336 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,400 in the UK, the one person you know will decide 337 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,480 to have a random hook up with it will be 338 00:21:14,519 --> 00:21:20,160 someone I know from home. I'm just saying, Dear Nikki. 339 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,480 Miss c my high school Spanish teacher was young, sexy, 340 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:28,039 and way too flirty with her students. She had this natural, 341 00:21:28,279 --> 00:21:31,720 bubbly charm that made every guy in class crush hard, 342 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:35,799 and yeah I was one of them. I wasn't great 343 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,359 at Spanish, but she treated me like one of her favorites. Anyway, 344 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,640 things got so obvious that someone filled an anonymous complaint 345 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:48,920 about our inappropriate relationship. We had to sit down with administrators. 346 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,720 Nothing physical ever happened, and I'm pretty sure the girl 347 00:21:51,799 --> 00:21:56,200 who reported it just hated me for personal reasons. Still, 348 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,559 my parents freaked. I got switched to a different teacher 349 00:21:59,559 --> 00:22:03,799 next year. Then missus C moved schools, and I eventually graduated. 350 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,759 Years passed. Thanks to the Internet. We stayed loosely in touch, 351 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:12,359 occasional emails, likes on social media photos. She got married, 352 00:22:12,519 --> 00:22:15,839 then divorce. She was now in her late thirties, eleven 353 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:20,480 years older than me, but still an absolute knockout. Short 354 00:22:20,559 --> 00:22:25,559 doc hair, purse, piercing blue eyes, dynamite smile, kill her body, 355 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:30,400 small tits, insanely fit, and one of those best asses 356 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,039 I've ever seen. Her Spanish accent, the way her lips 357 00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:37,559 moved when she spoke her nurturing teacher by mixed with 358 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:42,200 shameless flirtation. It all still burned in my brain. I 359 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,640 still remember her standing at the front of class and 360 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,839 tied outfits, subtly swaying her hips while waiting for answers, 361 00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:54,440 that round perky ass, stealing every glance. Fast forward seven 362 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,640 years since graduation, she emailed me out of the blue, 363 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,920 saying she was visiting New York City for the first 364 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:05,359 time and knew I live here. As non touristy recommendations, 365 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:10,480 I sent her a Kuller list. Then she casually offered 366 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:14,440 to be her tour guide. She replied, of course, but 367 00:23:14,599 --> 00:23:18,480 only if you have time. I made time. We met 368 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,000 on a warm ball Saturday for late lunch. I greeted 369 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,799 her with a big hug and called her Tina right away, 370 00:23:26,039 --> 00:23:30,519 nor more Missy. She looked surprised but smiled. Lunch was easy, 371 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,240 catching up, laughing about old school days. Then we wandered 372 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:38,480 Manhattan for miles my favorite hidden shops, her doing some shopping, 373 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,759 me playing chaperone. Pizza for dinner, and somehow we ended 374 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:46,240 up in my neighborhood. As the city turned into life 375 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:50,480 life mode. I suggested one more drink at my favorite dark, 376 00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:55,920 cozy cocktail bar. She hesitated, it's getting late. Probably not 377 00:23:56,039 --> 00:23:59,079 the best idea, but that cute smile gave her away 378 00:24:00,279 --> 00:24:04,960 one I promised. We got a secluded table, ordered Margherita's. 379 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:09,039 She nursed her slowly, emitting she's not much of a 380 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:14,599 drinker because alcohol makes people make bad decisions. I teased 381 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:18,440 like I am making a bad decision. My hands slid 382 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,279 her to thigh under her table, gripping her firm for 383 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:26,680 tight jeans. She tinsed, then covered my hand with hers. O'Brien, 384 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,559 this isn't a good idea. I've known you too long. 385 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,680 She moved my hand away, but kept holding it fingers laced. 386 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:40,759 So was a bad decision, I asked. She squeezed, no, sweetheart, 387 00:24:41,559 --> 00:24:45,319 I'm having the best time, but it's complicated. We should 388 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,640 call it a night. Disappointment hit, but I paid it 389 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,240 and followed her out, her perfect gass right in my 390 00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:56,160 face as we climbed the stairs, pure torture outside, awkward silence. 391 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,680 She opened her arms for a good bye hug. I 392 00:24:58,759 --> 00:25:02,279 pulled her in tight cheek kisses turned into her hands 393 00:25:02,279 --> 00:25:06,400 sliding over my chest, my hands on her waist. We stared. 394 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:10,240 Then she pulled me in fur a quick peck, muttered 395 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:14,160 oh fucking damn it, and suddenly her tongue was in 396 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,640 my mouth. Hands gripping her ass, we made out like 397 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,559 teenagers against the brick wall in the middle of Manhattan. 398 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,720 Years of tension exploding. I asked her to come back 399 00:25:24,759 --> 00:25:28,599 to my place. You can't tell any one, of course. 400 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,119 Three blocks later, elevator up, door shut. She kicked off 401 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,799 her shoes, admiring the view as we were back at 402 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,720 in the doorway, her arms round my neck, my hands 403 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,880 on her ribs and ass. I spun her around, peeled 404 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:47,000 off her top, kissed her neck, unhooked her braw. Jeans 405 00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:50,359 were a struggle, tied as hell, but we got them 406 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,880 and her black thong off. I dropped to my knees 407 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,279 behind her as she bent over the kitchen island, nibbled 408 00:25:57,279 --> 00:26:00,519 her thighs, then buried my face in her pussy, kissed 409 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:04,920 her lips, teased her glit with the slow, flat tongue, strokes, 410 00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:08,720 hands kneading her ass. She moaned my name for the 411 00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:12,920 first time. I didn't stop until she came hard, hands flying, 412 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:18,960 knocking books everywhere. With a crash, She apologized cutely as 413 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:23,559 she shuddered. She turned, kissed me, deep, tasting herself, stripped 414 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:27,000 my shirt, ran soft hands over my abs, then freed 415 00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:31,440 my cock. Well Brian, She breathed, stroking me. I gripped 416 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:35,079 her hair. Ye, get me so pick baby. We kissed 417 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,720 hungrily while she worked me. I turned her back around. 418 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,319 She gripped the island. I admired that ass one last time, 419 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,440 rested my thick cock on it. You have no idea 420 00:26:46,559 --> 00:26:50,759 how long I've wanted this body, She smirked, bounced it teasingly. 421 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,279 I lined up and pushed it inside her soaking pussy. 422 00:26:55,039 --> 00:26:59,480 She yelped, Holy fuck at my sighs. I gripped her 423 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:03,119 neck and way found my rhythm, deep, steady thrusts that 424 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,960 made her moan and yell randomly. When I hit that 425 00:27:06,039 --> 00:27:09,759 right spot, she kicked open a drawer and took propped 426 00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:13,960 one leg up, opening herself wider. She wanted to see 427 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,839 my face, pulled me out, spun around, hopped on the counter, 428 00:27:18,039 --> 00:27:22,279 legs spread wide. I slid back in, eyes locked, watching 429 00:27:22,319 --> 00:27:26,640 her pants, tits jiggling, one hand on her breast, the 430 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,920 other supporting her neck. I hooked her left leg over 431 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,799 my shoulder, picked up speed, rubbed her clip while pounding deep. 432 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:39,359 The second orgasm hit, eyes rolling back, body shaking. I 433 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,319 told her I was close, good baby, don't stop until 434 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,640 you come Bryan. Both legs were on my shoulders now 435 00:27:47,079 --> 00:27:51,079 she leaned back. I unloaded inside her, filling her completely, 436 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,079 nearly blacking out from the intensity. She lay there on 437 00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:58,200 my countertop, naked, disheveled, my come leaking out of her 438 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,359 former teacher pussy. It was supposed to be a one 439 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,240 night thing, but we definitely made the most of the 440 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,839 rest of the night. Maybe else build those details another 441 00:28:07,839 --> 00:28:13,440 eye the student who finally claimed his teacher. So I 442 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,799 liked this one. I know you jumped in a little bit. Hello, Betty, 443 00:28:18,519 --> 00:28:23,000 you're back. I did like this one. I know you 444 00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:26,720 didn't really get in, but you know going, you know, 445 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:32,279 asking a former student that you know that there was 446 00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:35,039 a rumor of too much flirtation, and you end up 447 00:28:35,039 --> 00:28:38,799 looking up with them anyway. I do like the I 448 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,000 liked the build up of the hesitation and she finally 449 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,519 gave in. I guess spoiler alert should have been right 450 00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:51,480 before that, Betty. And and to our students, did she 451 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,440 text email after she left the next day or go 452 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,279 radio silent any guilt or regret on her end when 453 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:02,119 the post nut clarity hit? Or was she texting you 454 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:06,200 dirty Spanish pet names y morning? And to those listening 455 00:29:06,599 --> 00:29:10,079 ever reconnected with a former teacher, coach or authority figure, 456 00:29:10,559 --> 00:29:13,480 I mean it's a question that's all night, right, And 457 00:29:13,559 --> 00:29:16,799 did the old power dynamic flips stay the same, or 458 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,839 make it even hotter again. Like I said, I don't 459 00:29:20,839 --> 00:29:23,920 think I have a teacher that like post tick up 460 00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:27,480 for You know, all my teachers were I didn't fuck where, 461 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:32,160 I ate, it was just whatever. Really, But Betty, I 462 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,799 think you might like this one popped in at the 463 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,880 right time. I think you might like this one, Dearnicky. 464 00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:41,440 As my kids grew up, I was the ultimate PTO mom, 465 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:46,559 always volunteering in their classroom at every school event, and 466 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:50,480 the first one anyone called when there was a need. 467 00:29:51,279 --> 00:29:53,519 It all started when my daughter was in fourth grade. 468 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,599 Her teacher year was the gorgeous Silver Fox, and suddenly 469 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,799 I found myself all in tearing a little more than 470 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:07,000 usual just to be in that classroom full of fourth grader's. Soon, 471 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,319 flirty conversation kicked in during recess when the kids were outside. 472 00:30:11,359 --> 00:30:15,200 Sexy smiles traded back and forth. Glances definitely weren't about 473 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,440 do you need help with that paperwork? In the coffee room, 474 00:30:18,799 --> 00:30:22,160 I'd be at the machine and he'd squeeze past in 475 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,880 the tight little hallway, close enough that his body brushed 476 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,519 my backside. Some days he'd steal a quick pinch on 477 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,160 my ass or grab my hip and pull me back 478 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,240 against the hard length of him while no one was looking. 479 00:30:36,039 --> 00:30:39,720 Over the years, we became great friends, almost best friends. Really. 480 00:30:40,319 --> 00:30:43,559 The flirting never stopped in the classroom, back in the 481 00:30:43,599 --> 00:30:47,519 copier room, even in the hallway. With secret phrases I 482 00:30:47,599 --> 00:30:51,079 knew he meant he wanted to fuck me. Song lyrics, 483 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,640 movie lines turned into our private code for pure desire. 484 00:30:55,640 --> 00:31:00,319 Then came the couple's nights. His wife and I got close, 485 00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:03,319 and he and my husband hit it off. Before long, 486 00:31:03,359 --> 00:31:06,480 we were all having dinner and drinks together, one lengthing. 487 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,279 One thing led to another, and suddenly we were all 488 00:31:09,319 --> 00:31:12,200 making out, him whispering how many days he wanted to 489 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,759 fuck me right here on the coffee room while he 490 00:31:14,799 --> 00:31:18,279 brushed by his dick hard against me, me dripping wet 491 00:31:18,599 --> 00:31:22,200 every single time he touched me. Those drinking nights turned 492 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,839 into so much more, opening up a whole new world 493 00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:28,759 of sexual desires. That was our first dive into their lifestyle, 494 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,200 swapping partners, where I finally got to have way more 495 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,119 fun in the bedroom than I ever did in the classroom. 496 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,400 Even now, years later, we still talk. He still wants me. 497 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,519 He jokes about meeting up in the woods for a 498 00:31:42,599 --> 00:31:46,240 dirty little rendezvous and out in nature. My kids are 499 00:31:46,319 --> 00:31:49,079 long grown and gone, but it all started back in 500 00:31:49,119 --> 00:31:52,559 the fourth grade when the silver fox teacher had an 501 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:58,039 ultimate desire for the Petio mom, your secret classroom crush. 502 00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:02,599 I like this. It left so much to the imagination, 503 00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:07,559 and it like there was enough there that you could build. 504 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:13,799 The story could go anywhere you wanted it to, Like 505 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,039 you know in the coffee room, was there more than 506 00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:21,039 just that? And how did he touch her? Touching come 507 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,599 sometimes is even more sexier and dirtier than the actual act, 508 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,799 even though the actual act can be great. So to 509 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:34,400 the author, does that Wood's rendezvous actually happen? Or is 510 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,559 it still a delicious teazing between the two of you? 511 00:32:38,319 --> 00:32:42,279 And looking back? Do you have a single favorite code 512 00:32:42,279 --> 00:32:45,240 phrase from those hallway moments that still get you going? 513 00:32:46,119 --> 00:32:49,160 And to those that are listening, have you ever had 514 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,279 a crush or a flirtation that started the most innocent 515 00:32:52,319 --> 00:32:57,000 place and turn into something way more steamier? I'd really 516 00:32:57,039 --> 00:33:00,640 like to know. I'm like you, I think, Betty, there 517 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,400 is a lot more that happened, and hopefully the person 518 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,319 will right back in and let us know, because I 519 00:33:07,359 --> 00:33:09,279 don't know about you, but I'm dying here more because 520 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,880 in the windows just nothing just doesn't happen, just saying, 521 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:17,119 and who doesn't turn round two or fifty hundred from 522 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:21,519 a filler fox? I know I didn't or haven't. Yes, 523 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,079 hopefully we'll hear again from it. You know, I really, really, 524 00:33:26,079 --> 00:33:29,079 really I'm a good silver fox. Story gets me going? 525 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:33,279 What can I say? These forbidden teacher tale I love them? 526 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,880 From snaky bus stop deals to app fueled cream bi sessions, 527 00:33:38,279 --> 00:33:41,640 Tonight's confessions show us that old crushes never really die, 528 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:46,319 They just get dirtier with time. The key takeaways consent 529 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,880 and chemistry can turn taboo into treasure, but always navigate 530 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,720 those power dynamics with care. Guilt can sneak in when 531 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:59,519 the heat fades. And remember what happens after graduation stays 532 00:34:00,359 --> 00:34:03,880 well in your fantasies until you confess here, of course, 533 00:34:04,799 --> 00:34:09,519 and that riddle I assist with the direction. Sometimes big 534 00:34:09,559 --> 00:34:13,400 balls hang from me, and I'm called a big swinger. 535 00:34:14,079 --> 00:34:18,840 When am I? Do you have a guess, Betty, no clue. 536 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:25,559 It's a crane. I love these. I know they're dorky, 537 00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:30,719 but I love them. Which one did you tell them? 538 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:36,039 The coconut one? I think I think the coconut one 539 00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:41,840 with something like what's some what's moist on the inside 540 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:46,880 and Harry on the outside, And it begins with I'm 541 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:51,920 trying to remember it. I'm gonna are you? Are you 542 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,719 going back to the barn to meet them, because I'll 543 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,880 send you the list of the jokes I tell matter 544 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,400 of fact, I think I can find it really quick 545 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:03,280 for you. See, can hang on? What is it? Yeah? 546 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,559 What's harry on the outside and soft and went in 547 00:35:05,639 --> 00:35:08,119 the inside? Starts with the letter C and ends with 548 00:35:08,119 --> 00:35:12,599 a letter T. That's that one, Okay, I'll send them 549 00:35:12,599 --> 00:35:18,559 to you. So there's this one. I love, I love 550 00:35:19,039 --> 00:35:21,599 you know. They're considered dad jokes. I love a good 551 00:35:21,679 --> 00:35:24,840 dad joke. I do. I don't know what it is 552 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,880 about them. It's like there's a fine line between completely 553 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,800 stupid to corny, and I like the early corny ones 554 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,960 like this, what was his tonight? What did the two 555 00:35:36,039 --> 00:35:39,320 lesbian vampires say to each other? I don't know. 556 00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:57,440 Speaker 2: I'll see you next month, oh Beth, Oh, okay, that's 557 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,039 a little much. 558 00:35:58,079 --> 00:36:04,079 Speaker 1: I love you, but that's a little much. I could 559 00:36:04,119 --> 00:36:06,400 see it now. The beat and greet next February, all 560 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:11,280 of us telling bad jokes. I don't know if you 561 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,320 saw I don't know if you heard me before you 562 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:17,440 it wouldn't go. But someone in the in our chat 563 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:21,599 in uh, I think it's in general chat. So there 564 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,639 is a company that makes gun and it is. I 565 00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,199 checked it out and I'm thinking about sending them send 566 00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,000 them an email and say, hey, by the way, your 567 00:36:29,079 --> 00:36:32,559 product was mentioned on the show. Uh. But yes, it's 568 00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:35,199 called gun oil, so I thought it was gun oil. 569 00:36:35,199 --> 00:36:38,639 But no, it's like real lube. It's anal lube. And 570 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,079 they look like little bullets. I was like, oh, And 571 00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:44,960 then to answer our question, did they carried around? No, 572 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,639 they have pocket size, like like it's like a condom 573 00:36:48,639 --> 00:36:51,000 wrapper size, or a little bit bigger like it looks 574 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,360 like it's a bit about as big as like a 575 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,199 catchup packet, and it's full loube. I'm like, well, that's 576 00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,280 what he did. He pocked it. He packed it like 577 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:06,320 a condom in his wallet. That story is gonna if 578 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,000 I do a Best of show, well probably will. That 579 00:37:09,119 --> 00:37:12,639 dope story is definitely going in because you know, just 580 00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,599 saying and by the way, I changed tomorrow to Saint 581 00:37:15,679 --> 00:37:19,719 Patrick's Day because yeah, and all moved the other one 582 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,239 unil later date, but it was too good not to do. 583 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,920 I know, yeah, you do learn something every day, So 584 00:37:26,079 --> 00:37:31,079 confessions about Saint Patrick's Day tomorrow. Thanks for getting wicked 585 00:37:31,159 --> 00:37:35,639 with me on this Nikki after dark. These confessions are 586 00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:38,880 only as hot as the ones you're holding back, so 587 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,039 don't be shy. Drop your anonymous bilth here on the 588 00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:45,000 discord channel and my DMS, or you can send them 589 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,679 to me at Nikki and n ikk Y at Dearniki 590 00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:51,760 dot com, or on the website at Dearniki dot com 591 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:57,719 under the confessions tab. And until tomorrow, stay slippery, stay sinful, 592 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:03,480 and let those late nights thoughts run wild. This is 593 00:38:03,559 --> 00:38:05,360 Nicky signing off for tonight.