Speaker 1: Morning, baby. I uh, I had a little bit of
Speaker 1: a question. Yeah, I was wondering, you know. Yeah, such
Speaker 1: a late night last night, and well that's why you
Speaker 1: came in and I was cooking breakfast tree, So yes,
Speaker 1: I said breakfast. You know I struggle with that word. Now,
Speaker 1: how about you pay attention? Yeah, no, hey, no, Well,
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure your stomach was nice and
Speaker 1: full after you filled me so well what I met
Speaker 1: with dinner. Thank you for the uber eats. But this
Speaker 1: morning was lovely too, wasn't it. Now back to what
Speaker 1: I was saying, Babe, you leave once or twice a
Speaker 1: month for two to three days, and well you're always
Speaker 1: so irritable when you leave and so relieved when you
Speaker 1: come back. What, no, no, why would I ever think
Speaker 1: that you were with someone else? Wait, you're not with
Speaker 1: someone else, are you? Thank God? I thought I was
Speaker 1: about to get a confession of sorts out of you. Goodness, gracious,
Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm not. No, babe, can you please please
Speaker 1: tell me what's going on? Well, I mean, you woofed
Speaker 1: down lunch yesterday so quickly, and well you're not one
Speaker 1: to usually sing while you're in the shower, but you
Speaker 1: are absolutely singing something while you're in there. You're just
Speaker 1: how and you know, I'm just saying, at any time,
Speaker 1: it seems like there's a bad moon coming. It's uh,
Speaker 1: I would say everything because start's going right, but it
Speaker 1: really feels like everything is going left. And you've just
Speaker 1: got me hungry like a wolf for the truth. You're
Speaker 1: not picking up on any of this, baby, I just
Speaker 1: I know that, I know. I saw those scratches on
Speaker 1: you that one day. How long ago? Was it a
Speaker 1: couple of months? Yeah? And ever since then, things have changed,
Speaker 1: your schedule, you're your need to well, let's just say
Speaker 1: you've gotten a little bit more feral and certain regards.
Speaker 1: I'm not complaining, I'm not I'm not. In fact, baby,
Speaker 1: I quite like it. I quite like it a lot.
Speaker 1: And uh, well, you've always been a little bit of
Speaker 1: a fuzzy one. I love all the hair all over
Speaker 1: your body, but there's this different scent to you, particularly
Speaker 1: when you come back. And I've noticed sometimes your clothes
Speaker 1: are tattered and torn. Your wardrobe bill has gone up
Speaker 1: sick agnificantly. And well, you've always been able to put
Speaker 1: away some food, but you're in need for well I
Speaker 1: know which throw us to be omnivores, but you've been
Speaker 1: quite carnivorous. Lightly, baby, I just I just want to
Speaker 1: know what's going on. Mm hmm, I just well, I
Speaker 1: have an idea. No, no, no, no, I want you
Speaker 1: to know. Whatever it is. I'm not gonna leave you.
Speaker 1: We'll get through it together, rad or dah. I don't leave.
Speaker 1: I have a one hundred track record of never leaving.
Speaker 1: I've had x's come up with clever ways to leave me,
Speaker 1: but I stick it out until even with friends. Friends.
Speaker 1: People have told me I should leave in the dusk,
Speaker 1: but that's neither here nor there. Baby. Are you a vampire? Well, no,
Speaker 1: that'd be ridiculous because you'd be leaving every night and
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be walking. Aren't wait? Are you a day walker?
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Are you a werewolf? Well? You see, I
Speaker 1: thought maybe, just maybe that's exactly what you were gonna say,
Speaker 1: that you were wearrible. Can I see you transform? Well,
Speaker 1: I thought you guys could shift. It's just with the move.
Speaker 1: But can you get control of it? Have you met
Speaker 1: at the rere wolves? Are you gonna you did scratch me?
Speaker 1: That one? You didn't bite its bites bites, so f
Speaker 1: it's bites. Well, I don't know. There's all kinds of
Speaker 1: different lore. People always argue about this stuff in YouTube comments,
Speaker 1: but I guess it just depends on what universe we're
Speaker 1: talking about. So what is it in this one? Oh?
Speaker 1: I guess what is it in reality? Crap? That's it.
Speaker 1: You're a werewolves? No, I mean it's one of those
Speaker 1: you have the thought and then you have the thought,
Speaker 1: and it's quite a spicy thing. You have the thought,
Speaker 1: and then you put it out of your brain because
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous and there's got to be another reason. So
Speaker 1: then you start following, and then you start going through phones,
Speaker 1: and then you start thinking about possible email combinations, and
Speaker 1: then you start thinking about password combinations, and then you
Speaker 1: start putting keystroke recorders on devices and what I'm babe,
Speaker 1: look at it from my perspective, How long have we
Speaker 1: been together? Exactly? Baby, We've been together you and I
Speaker 1: love you, and I thought I was losing you for
Speaker 1: a moment, but then when I started piecing more and
Speaker 1: more stuff together, I smelled perfume on you. But then
Speaker 1: I saw the blood. Then I realized you didn't watch
Speaker 1: as many true crime shows as me, So I had
Speaker 1: to go take care of the car and a body.
Speaker 1: And you didn't seem to have much memory, at least
Speaker 1: in the beginning. These last couple of weeks, you have
Speaker 1: you found a safe harbor place, so you're safe now. No,
Speaker 1: so you wait, so you found other rule? Well, I
Speaker 1: mean something had to turn you into Were you born
Speaker 1: this way? You weren't born this way? You're not. So
Speaker 1: that's my dog. It's just my dog Rocky. You know
Speaker 1: he knows you, he likes you. In fact, he was
Speaker 1: one of the tip off points where I was like,
Speaker 1: something's definitely different about you, not just your way you're acting.
Speaker 1: He's always been a little bit rambunctious, but when you
Speaker 1: come around, he knows to settle down more than me,
Speaker 1: well more than when he's with me. I won't be
Speaker 1: settling down for anything unless you want to make them.
Speaker 1: So you how's this gonna work? Then? Are you gonna
Speaker 1: keep going out? Did you really hurt someone? Okay? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean nobody can expect you to become immortal and
Speaker 1: not have some accidents along the way. Are you a mortal? Okay? Well,
Speaker 1: no one can expect you to become encrypted and not
Speaker 1: have some mistakes. Are you considered encryptid What are you anyways?
Speaker 1: No one can expect you to get these powers and
Speaker 1: be able to execute them perfectly over not that's why
Speaker 1: I helped cover it up. No, it luckily. Luckily she
Speaker 1: had a very sordid, assorted past, so it was pretty
Speaker 1: easy to make sure that no one took the fall
Speaker 1: for it. But maybe you were just the karma that
Speaker 1: she needed. I know, I have the news articles and everything.
Speaker 1: If you ever want to look at it, maybe that's
Speaker 1: for another day. But what about us? Well? How many
Speaker 1: people know your secret? Just me in the other world?
Speaker 1: Do I get to meet the other world? Well, if
Speaker 1: they have some kind of control over what they do,
Speaker 1: then I'm safe, right and plus, baby, you would never
Speaker 1: let something happen to me, right right? Well, with that
Speaker 1: in mind, how about we how about we make I
Speaker 1: don't know, a layer, like take one of the spare
Speaker 1: rooms and we can put up some bars and have
Speaker 1: a way to make it to where we can make
Speaker 1: it easier for you to shift, and I could be
Speaker 1: with you. I don't want you to have to go
Speaker 1: away unless you're going to the pack thing? Are you? Oh?
Speaker 1: You transform? Then you meet with the pack? Do you
Speaker 1: meet with them every time. No, well then how come
Speaker 1: I how about on the knots? When you don't go out,
Speaker 1: I go out, you stay in with me. I would
Speaker 1: love to meet your pack. What about turning me? Oh, actually,
Speaker 1: you've got a good point there. Maybe you should get
Speaker 1: more knowledge about how all this works before we go
Speaker 1: turn in another person having to lose werewalls. I don't
Speaker 1: think if we were to end up in prison, I
Speaker 1: would end up being such a good thing. Got you
Speaker 1: do they know about the uh huh? And they told
Speaker 1: you you have to get rid of all humans who
Speaker 1: know about you. Maybe I'm not going to do anything
Speaker 1: to you. No, you can trust me, though there are
Speaker 1: some other people that have some strained suspicions about what's
Speaker 1: going on. No, they don't think you're werewolf. It's just
Speaker 1: some of your coworkers, your boss, A couple of my
Speaker 1: neighbors have noticed some things. We might need to come
Speaker 1: up with some cover stories and whatnot. I have a
Speaker 1: whole board if you, well, we might want to get
Speaker 1: dressed first, but I put together this detective style board.
Speaker 1: And well, I'm I'm glad that I don't have to
Speaker 1: be suspicious of you anymore. Convicted, we are convicted got
Speaker 1: to you all right, Well, I love you, baby. Let's
Speaker 1: let's let's get up and start our day, and thank
Speaker 1: you for being so honest with me. I love you. Hey,
Speaker 1: guys and Alexander here, I want to say a huge
Speaker 1: thank you to absolutely everybody who's been understanding of the
Speaker 1: process of me moving videos over to Patreon. They should
Speaker 1: be all available by Tuesday for anybody who wanted to
Speaker 1: listen to the older content. Then I also wanted to
Speaker 1: say thank you to everybody who went over to Xena
Speaker 1: Alexander dot com, which launched a last week as a
Speaker 1: soft launch. I guess this is a hard launch because
Speaker 1: I did actually post about it on my community tab
Speaker 1: and bought merch. I really thought it would just be me,
Speaker 1: but there's twenty six of you people who have mugs,
Speaker 1: twenty six of you who bought I'm not says I'm
Speaker 1: Convicted mugs. I'm going to come out with another variation
Speaker 1: of the mug with just the text I'm not says
Speaker 1: I'm convicted. And I didn't realize that there's no sweatshirt
Speaker 1: with no just the words I'm not says I'm convicted
Speaker 1: on it as well, that there was t shirt, but
Speaker 1: there wasn't a sweatshirt, so gonna change that. Sorry, thank
Speaker 1: you guys. Seriously, it's been crazy crazy If you were
Speaker 1: wanting to get some more stuff, it's not limit I
Speaker 1: don't do the limited edition stuff. I know the marketing
Speaker 1: behind it, because if you put fear of missing out,
Speaker 1: people will rush to go buy stuff. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I grew up stupid, poor. I've been homeless, and I
Speaker 1: don't mean like the CouchSurfing from friend to friend's couch.
Speaker 1: I mean like sleeping on abandoned house's front porches that
Speaker 1: had covering so that no one could see me from
Speaker 1: the street, and then getting up on trash day and
Speaker 1: looking through people's tratching hoping that they had some rolling
Speaker 1: the dice on botchulism. I can't do that. I can't
Speaker 1: unless there's a physical reason, like I legit only have
Speaker 1: a certain number of items on something like physical items.
Speaker 1: But these are screen printed so there's endless amounts, so
Speaker 1: they will always be there if you're interested. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't do fear of missing out and then someone
Speaker 1: feel like they have to put money towards this rather
Speaker 1: than something else. I would feel so bad if that
Speaker 1: ever happened anyways, and to that anyone who does decide
Speaker 1: to market that way. I have no tea, no shade,
Speaker 1: no hate towards people who do that. I myself cannot
Speaker 1: personally do it. It's kind of like smoking. I can't
Speaker 1: smoke cigarettes. I think they're discussing smelling, but I'm not
Speaker 1: judging someone else who decides to do it anyhow. Today's
Speaker 1: video was actually inspired by a real story where I
Speaker 1: had an ex who was not a werewolf, but did
Speaker 1: I did notice some things about them, and they did
Speaker 1: confess to me something that is not the typical that
Speaker 1: a lot of people have a lot of shame about.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to air that out just on the
Speaker 1: off chance someone were too, because it is pretty particular.
Speaker 1: Figure out who it was, and when I did, I
Speaker 1: did confront them in a similar way. I tried to
Speaker 1: be very gentle and point out a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: things I've been noticing. I tried to make sure it
Speaker 1: was after I had cooked for them. I do a
Speaker 1: lot of cooking. I love cooking from scratch. I cooked
Speaker 1: for them and then like sat down so that it's like, look,
Speaker 1: I just did something nice for you. Look, here's all
Speaker 1: the things I've been noticing. Let's have a conversation. And
Speaker 1: they did confess to me, and I did say, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, if you're trying to cover this up, here's
Speaker 1: all the people I promised. There was no dead body.
Speaker 1: There was no that was just add it in because
Speaker 1: we're well. Anyways, I thought that it'll be fun, and
Speaker 1: I thought that this is gonna be a really fun series.
Speaker 1: Kind of touched on this with the Rise of re
Speaker 1: Rends or series, and there is some stuff that we
Speaker 1: could do over there that's not gonna be done over here.
Speaker 1: But I really liked the concept of having a monster
Speaker 1: Boy and I have a lot of Monster Boy audios?
Speaker 1: Do I I should work on that. You guys like
Speaker 1: more Monster Boy audios. Anyways, I will stop babbling and
Speaker 1: I will talk to you guys the next video. Bye.