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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna I'm just gonna ask did you borrow

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<v Speaker 1>like your hands move moom or.

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<v Speaker 2>Will seconds? I was like, I was like, I was

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<v Speaker 2>over here, like time in it? How long is it

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<v Speaker 2>gonna take?

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<v Speaker 1>Was an idiot? It was split second the second you

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<v Speaker 1>came in. I was like, what the fuck are you wearing?

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<v Speaker 3>The only thing lower than that collar? Are my standards?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Not by much.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw this video of this dude that was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I stole my girlfriend's moomoo and I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm to give it back toward to be honest, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, this would be funny and I want

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<v Speaker 2>to put it on for the podcast. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>mar I got pockets. I hear they're comfortable. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest, it's kind of great. I'm gonna lie,

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice little breeze, Well yeah, just don't ask me to

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<v Speaker 3>get up.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I've seen to the void. That's a big void.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to Dad's on Day. Parental discussion is advised mature

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<v Speaker 4>content beyond this point, do.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys know that chickens can only make one sound?

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<v Speaker 3>It's because they can't think outside the box.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice. Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that's what you're coming in with. So D's

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<v Speaker 1>on Dequel one sixty nine. I don't I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know where to go from here.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doom.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm stone baby, Yeah you are?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Well, god, I heard I heard a joke from

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<v Speaker 5>a middle schooler.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's my son's my son's friend who I've known

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<v Speaker 1>since when he was in the womb, right, and so

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<v Speaker 1>the joke, I don't know, it's uh, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where he heard it, but it was pretty funny. So

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<v Speaker 1>the this uh, this girl walks into the store and

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<v Speaker 1>she goes over to the produce. She asked the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, hey, do you have any broccoli? And he's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have any broccoli. So she walks off. She

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<v Speaker 1>comes back to the produce five minutes later and the

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<v Speaker 1>same guy and she's like, hey, have you got that broccoli.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, ma'am, I've told you we don't have broccoli.

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<v Speaker 1>So she walks off. She comes back again. He lets

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<v Speaker 1>out a big sigh and she's like, do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any broccoli? And he goes listen, can you spell cat?

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<v Speaker 1>Like is in catastrophe? And she's like, yeah, c a

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<v Speaker 1>t and he's like, can you spell dog like in dogma?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Dog? What can you spell?

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck like?

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<v Speaker 1>He's in broccoli and she's like, there's no fucking broccoli.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, that's what I've been fucking telling you. Walk away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like that, that's hilarious. That's good stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>A panel one time, did you come the con? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Apparently I'm the person has never heard that fucking joke,

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<v Speaker 1>but I liked it. So you know, when you live

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<v Speaker 1>under a rock, you live under a.

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<v Speaker 2>Rock, you should get out sometimes get you up some

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<v Speaker 2>move moves.

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<v Speaker 1>Side note, I saw this. I saw this clip. So Dom,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna ask you the question first. If you two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred grapes in a bowl, one hundred and ninety nine

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<v Speaker 1>of them are pure.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you like grapes, right, yeah, of course? Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, one of them is poison. Every grape you eat,

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<v Speaker 1>you get one hundred thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>How man makes till I die, till I die, until.

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<v Speaker 1>I die drops the first grape.

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<v Speaker 2>Till I die.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a sign that that's a sign that it's time

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm going till I die.

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<v Speaker 2>I okay.

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<v Speaker 3>In reality, like in reality, all jokes aside, I would

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<v Speaker 3>probably quit. How many was it per grape? How many

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<v Speaker 3>eight thousand per grape? One hundred thousand in one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>thousand per great? I just won maybe two, maybe two,

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<v Speaker 3>it's all I need. Okay, that's all I need? Maybe two?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Because the odds are good, right, like your odds get

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<v Speaker 3>your odds diminished as you get as you get lower, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, of course, right that your odds actually increase as

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<v Speaker 1>you as you keep eating, right, increase the chance of death? Stone, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>not grapes. What's the favorite fruit of yours? And then

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<v Speaker 1>I'll ask you a question.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm, strawberries.

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<v Speaker 1>How many strawberries would it take to eat to to

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<v Speaker 1>not suck domes dick? But you can't throw up?

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<v Speaker 2>Mmm? That's hard?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I got.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they big strawberries?

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<v Speaker 2>That's fucked up?

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<v Speaker 3>Because because I think strawberries are harder to eat than grapes,

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<v Speaker 3>you can down even if you don't like grapes as

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<v Speaker 3>much as you like strawberries, you can down a shitload

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<v Speaker 3>of grapes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. You'll end up in the hospital from gas

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<v Speaker 1>thinking you're gonna die because your tell me you hurts.

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<v Speaker 3>Eventually, well, eventually you just start shitting your brains out.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you're gonna get like fucking I don't know about

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<v Speaker 2>you guys, but the acid gets to me and I

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<v Speaker 2>get fucking harpur and like a motherfucker from grapes.

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<v Speaker 1>So I back off because the story was a real story,

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<v Speaker 1>and my mom had to take me to the er

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<v Speaker 1>because my stomach hurts so bad and we didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>what was wrong, and then come to find out. Once

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<v Speaker 1>we were there, they asked, and I ate a whole

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<v Speaker 1>bag of green grapes.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we go back to the question though, because I

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<v Speaker 3>got I got two bushels of strawberries in the fridge,

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<v Speaker 3>like those suckers. Can we back upries?

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<v Speaker 1>No, stn't all right for real? Instead of grape strawberry,

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<v Speaker 1>same thing. Two hundred strawberries, one hundred thousand a piece.

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<v Speaker 1>How many are you eating before you say I'm good?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there caveats to the poisoner and know?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you fucking die? You die, well not with all poisons, no, No,

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<v Speaker 1>this poison is you just die. You fall up like

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<v Speaker 1>in the movies, and you die ten I think ten fare.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'd risk it for the biscuit and try

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<v Speaker 1>and get to twenty. Yeah, just for funds puts.

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<v Speaker 2>It at a one in ten chance. Mind's at one

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<v Speaker 2>in twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Right being taxed, No, it is cash is cash money free?

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<v Speaker 3>Then two, two, maybe three from doubt it though I'd

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<v Speaker 3>probably I'd probably stop it too.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, let's let's go in into the weeks. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>you want to go first downed? Yeah, hell yeah, go

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<v Speaker 1>for it. My week was pretty normal, not a whole

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<v Speaker 1>lot going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Went over to some friends houses over the weekend, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh tried a really good Mexican restaurant that's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like not quite North Vegas, but you know, around

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<v Speaker 2>Sumberland up there, and uh it was like, actually no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it was more in the east side, so it's like

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<v Speaker 2>almost like right where the northeast of Mace uh meets

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<v Speaker 2>the east. And it was pretty good. Like I gotta say,

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<v Speaker 2>most Megican restaurants I'm kind of like, eh, not really

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<v Speaker 2>holding my breath for, to be honest, but this one

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<v Speaker 2>was pretty good. I gotta say, I'm kind of excited

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<v Speaker 2>to go there again. Some good ship and Avery kind

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<v Speaker 2>of likes beans now, which is great because she's a

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<v Speaker 2>texture person. She gags and throws up on texture including beans,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like, I want to try those beans.

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<v Speaker 2>And she takes a chip, dips in the beans, eats

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<v Speaker 2>it and goes, can I have that whole thing of beans?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, yeah, here have ad it. Mashed

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<v Speaker 2>potatoes is NeXT's go get that fiber, the protein.

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<v Speaker 3>Some farts. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That was kind of the extense of of mine. Not

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<v Speaker 2>a whole lot going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool cool, don't excuse me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, kind of the same for me. I've been

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<v Speaker 3>doing great with eating healthy. I got Grayson on the

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<v Speaker 3>train of eating healthy and getting some more vegetables in

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<v Speaker 3>his diet because he needs it. Uh, and he's recognizing it,

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<v Speaker 3>which is fantastic. He's been a picky eater, which I

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<v Speaker 3>can relate to because as a kid, my diet consisted

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<v Speaker 3>of hot dogs, grilled cheese, peanut butter, and jelly bloony. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like it was the fucking world's worst diet.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot pockets, pizzas, bagel bites, pizza, and the pizza was

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<v Speaker 2>only plain, Like it was just cheese pizza, anything else. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd have six bowls of cereal, you know before I

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<v Speaker 2>ate any any kind of steak for the longest time.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, anyway, so he was doing good. We were

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<v Speaker 3>doing great. We did fantastic different kinds of meals all

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<v Speaker 3>all week which kind of same in this house. We

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<v Speaker 3>got him to eat the beans and mushrooms, which was amazing,

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<v Speaker 3>made this stew which was to die for. It was

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<v Speaker 3>so fucking good. And then I completely and utterly fell

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<v Speaker 3>off the wagon. This weekend. I ate an entire family

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<v Speaker 3>sized bag of gummy clusters nerds clusters by myself. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I still got your feet, had ice cream, had ice

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<v Speaker 3>had ice cream, had some cookies. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck happened, It just it happened, and then it

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't stop. It was like a fucking train literally

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<v Speaker 3>falling into the Grand Canyon.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's a wild thing when you eat those hard candies.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep. I woke up this morning and felt like absolute

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<v Speaker 3>dog shit. So I made myself a shake smoothie with

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<v Speaker 3>a metric fuck ton of green stuff in it and

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<v Speaker 3>trying to shock my system with some nutrients because I

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<v Speaker 3>haven't had it for the last two days. It's been

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<v Speaker 3>nothing but garbage food.

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<v Speaker 2>So partake in the green staff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, what about you know? I got my nuts clipped,

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<v Speaker 3>So that was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that happened on Friday. No, it happened on Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>They actually the worst part I actually I had to

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<v Speaker 1>text home this one because it was too funny to wait.

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<v Speaker 1>But the worst part of the whole procedure was he

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<v Speaker 1>was working on my right nut, which was the first side.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's standing on my right side and really cool

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<v Speaker 1>guy who you know, He's talking the whole time, like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of keeps your mind at ease, like you know whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's talking to me and I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it was because I'm just looking up. But he drops

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<v Speaker 1>something and it hits my left nut, which isn't numb yet,

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<v Speaker 1>so it was immediately like a sack tap. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, as long as it wasn't sharp,

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<v Speaker 1>we're good. I mean, technically, if it is sharp, who cares,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's why I'm here, right, But I laughed and

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<v Speaker 1>then we just kept on, so thank you. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not bad. I definitely, you know, everybody's different, and I

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<v Speaker 1>would say that I would I would put myself in

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<v Speaker 1>the same shoes as kind of dome when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to pain tolerance, and like when he said how he

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<v Speaker 1>felt and everything like that, I'm like, that's probably accurate

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<v Speaker 1>because I've heard other people and they just seem to

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<v Speaker 1>just tender and sore, like like I pinched your nut,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, that's kind of how it feels. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>not that bad, just ice and whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're you're more worried about like breaking. So I

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't more worried about peeing for the first time.

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<v Speaker 1>I was definitely afraid it was gonna hurt to pee, man,

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<v Speaker 1>which has nothing to do with your nuts, no, but

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<v Speaker 2>Did they did they tell you, did they give you

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, it's in the paperwork. If you're read it, it's

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<v Speaker 3>twenty four times. It's twenty four ten weeks. Tom Segurra

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<v Speaker 3>ten weeks, twenty four times. I was like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>So I got that.

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<v Speaker 3>That was the first first three days here, first three days?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, can I test after three days?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you need twenty four pumps?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was two days ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, doom. Are you sure you want to do this

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<v Speaker 2>the day after you did it? Yeah, we'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh, I didn't start my period. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 2>should have healed first. Jesus.

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<v Speaker 3>Ryan was fucking the day after he got his psychopaths, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>your fucking nuts, dude, you're absolutely can you imagine each

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, did the doctor give you this story

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<v Speaker 3>about how it's like one in three thousand or some bullshit?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then his eye Now that was the dentist.

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<v Speaker 1>He went to his eyes have a Seaman dentistry. The uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the his eyes popped wide when he was asking, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>do we have kids? How many we have? You know, like,

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<v Speaker 1>am I sure about this? And I was like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>our last one, who's a year and a half old,

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, well, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna try and we're just trying to hit

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<v Speaker 1>all the odds here, and I was like yeah basically, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well I'm glad everything went well and he didn't

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<v Speaker 3>slip and cut off the half an inch that you

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<v Speaker 3>do have.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. I would have been it would have been

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<v Speaker 1>a grower. It's just been a I got nothing, a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking bob.

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<v Speaker 2>It a little aw does your nub wiggle if you

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<v Speaker 2>get happy?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's like it's like a boxer's tail. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't really.

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<v Speaker 4>Cute cute.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a spirit anyway, Dome, it's your it's your runnown

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<v Speaker 1>so go for it.

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<v Speaker 3>So we we got a new game this week. It

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<v Speaker 3>is called name That thing starts with two one one

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<v Speaker 3>one two two one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my answers.

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<v Speaker 2>No, uh, hippopotamus diraffe and that.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it would be ironic for me to bring

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<v Speaker 3>a game to the table that dealt with spelling. So

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<v Speaker 3>here's how the game goes. It's a start with and

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<v Speaker 3>ends with games. So I'm going to say this word

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<v Speaker 3>starts with X letter and ends with X letter, and

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<v Speaker 3>you guys can give me any word as long as

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<v Speaker 3>it's a real thing or person or place whatever, and

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<v Speaker 3>you get the point.

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<v Speaker 2>That is how it works.

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<v Speaker 3>So I will say something like uh starts with jay

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<v Speaker 3>and ends with H, and you will both have the

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<v Speaker 3>chance to go at the exact same time, and you

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<v Speaker 3>will give me something, and the first person to give

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<v Speaker 3>me a viable answer wins point. Okay, ready, yeah, stand yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I think so comprehend a yeah, I think I think

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<v Speaker 3>we got it all right. First one up starts with

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<v Speaker 3>a C and ends with an R. Car Oh, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>go again, same letters, fools, caregiver. There you go, sure

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<v Speaker 3>if you got because you guys got it the exact

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<v Speaker 3>same time, So we're not giving you both points. So

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<v Speaker 3>if if you know it's a tie, you just go

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<v Speaker 3>back at it. Okay, AJ's one up, all right. Next

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<v Speaker 3>one starts with A b ends with a Y.

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<v Speaker 1>Barry Is it barry like burry? These nuts in your

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<v Speaker 1>face are burry like a strawberry, because I'm curious.

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of want to know now too. Don't change

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<v Speaker 3>your answer, Faggott, all right. Next one starts with an

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<v Speaker 3>s ends with a T.

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<v Speaker 2>Stewart, God damn it, Jesus Christ, we shouldn't play this game.

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<v Speaker 3>Clearly, I'm not for this game, all right? The brain anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let me sit back here and admire the movement.

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<v Speaker 3>Starts with an F, ends with a K.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck, Frank, shut the fuck up. The power of the

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<v Speaker 2>move move goddamn?

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<v Speaker 3>What else can we say? It's funny? Oh, Jesus all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Starts with a p ends with an R.

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<v Speaker 2>Peter, God damn it, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Starts with an E, ends with an M eminem Jesus,

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<v Speaker 3>star with an H.

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<v Speaker 2>Ends with a T.

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<v Speaker 3>Hat all right, making a comeback. Starts with an A,

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<v Speaker 3>ends with an E.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm, asshole, Yeah, I like it?

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<v Speaker 3>Damn it all right. Last one starts with the P

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<v Speaker 3>ends with the Y.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably he like it?

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<v Speaker 2>Like it?

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<v Speaker 3>There you go, all right, we we have a tie.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go back to the one.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't tie.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you doing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Starts with an F, ends with a K. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say again or Frank again?

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<v Speaker 3>Fact, I'll tell you it. It's the Canadian version, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that there's something difference different.

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<v Speaker 1>I I do feel like, well, I mean, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>it could depend on stream, but I do feel like

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<v Speaker 1>being high may actually help that game because you're really

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<v Speaker 1>just like you could be zoned in on it.

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<v Speaker 3>But it also make things really bad, like you a

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<v Speaker 3>couple episodes ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't have anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>I no, oh no, I wouldn't answered one of those

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<v Speaker 3>couple of episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not even yeah, he would have been over here

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<v Speaker 2>like yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh he turned down the colors. Dude. I sat there

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<v Speaker 3>staring at my screen for twenty minutes, like I did

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<v Speaker 3>my refrigerator, but you did Jesus. Speaking of staring at stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>I hope you guys stared at your movies. Because Dad's

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<v Speaker 3>Advocate is next up. It is back Ladies and Gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 3>by popular demand, mainly US. No one else. No one

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<v Speaker 3>else has asked for this but us. We have wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to do this, so we picked three movies. Uh. Gnomes

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<v Speaker 3>is going to be a surprise. I am doing Angels

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<v Speaker 3>in the Outfield, Stoned. You are doing How to Train

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<v Speaker 3>Your Dragon, And we will wait for Nomes.

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<v Speaker 1>You just go first and end the surprise, or no

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<v Speaker 1>stone can go first.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool, So how to train your dragon? Fuck Hiccup,

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<v Speaker 2>that piece of shit. Dam Here's what happened, right, So

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<v Speaker 2>in their Viking culture, they had a very strict standard

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<v Speaker 2>of fuck vikings for very very good reasons. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the fucking dragons like ate a whole lot

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<v Speaker 2>of their people. Fuck them dragons, right, And then one

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<v Speaker 2>night Hiccup was like, yeah, fuck them dragons, and like,

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<v Speaker 2>fucking missus, the fucking dragon just like kind of wounds it,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like, bro, come on, man, shitty hunter, what

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<v Speaker 2>is going on here? Like you fucking suck. Nobody likes

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<v Speaker 2>your inventions and shit, Now you can even do the

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<v Speaker 2>most basic there, which is defend your fucking place properly.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you gotta go fucking find it. Because he goes

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<v Speaker 2>a conscience and it's like, oh, like I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 2>killa blah blah blah, maybe old piece my dad or something. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>goes out there and just befriends this dragon, this thing

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<v Speaker 2>that stands for the evil that ate his mother and

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<v Speaker 2>his dad is actively trying to fucking fight it. And

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<v Speaker 2>he has the audacity to take that fucking dragon, bring

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<v Speaker 2>it into his home. No less study, It's kind, be around,

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind, befriend is kind like it's a dog brother thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Ate your fucking mom. It'd be at any sight. All

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<v Speaker 2>hands on deck, All dragons are gone, dragon des nuts

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<v Speaker 2>across their heads as I put them, dragons to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, Hiccup had to change the ways of his village,

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<v Speaker 2>change the history, change the trajectory of where they're going. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>They have so many more mouths to feed. Fucking Thanos

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<v Speaker 2>is coming in here snapping like crazy, right, like fucking

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<v Speaker 2>told you. Also, yeah, man, how the fuck are they

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<v Speaker 2>gonna feed everything now? All the mouths, the dragons bullshit,

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<v Speaker 2>all because Hiccup was like, oh, I guess I've a

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<v Speaker 2>shitty son, So I think I gotta I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>prove myself, when he should have just stayed in the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking kitchen or wherever the fuck he was at, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>fucked everything up for everybody. Fuck Hiccup fucked the dragons.

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<v Speaker 2>The dad was right. I end my piece. I have spoken.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, there was one part in there. Did you say

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<v Speaker 1>the dragon ate his mom?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? But they didn't not until number two to be

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<v Speaker 2>fine old supposedly allegendly okay, allegedly allegedly could be someone

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<v Speaker 2>else taking advantage of the situation trying to get in

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<v Speaker 2>the dand's pants. You know, maybe it was the old

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<v Speaker 2>high school flame, right, high school fla, I'm still in

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<v Speaker 2>love with him, but not in love with her. So

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<v Speaker 2>creates his backstory of oh, like, I'm gonna go ahead

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<v Speaker 2>and take over this. It's kind of like that movie

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<v Speaker 2>with like Kevin Kleiner, whoever his name is, he took

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<v Speaker 2>over the president back in the nineties, like that shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay telling you all right, okay, fuck it up. Okay, no, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go I have a trifecta. So there was I

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<v Speaker 1>was given the option to do different movies. So I

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<v Speaker 1>have a movie that's going to lead into another movie,

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<v Speaker 1>which people have probably heard this theory. But then I

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<v Speaker 1>have a third movie that it plays into, which I

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<v Speaker 1>don't believe people have played into. So we're gonna start

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna kick things off. So Camp Hope, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So Camp Hope in the movie Heavyweights, a bunch of fat,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking retarded kids that are no good at anything in life,

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<v Speaker 1>and but they get to go to this camp, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and they get to eat to their hearts content, they

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00:23:58.640 --> 00:24:00.519
<v Speaker 1>get to play on goat carts, they gets do all

426
00:24:00.559 --> 00:24:03.000
<v Speaker 1>these fun things. They don't actually go to this camp

427
00:24:03.960 --> 00:24:07.079
<v Speaker 1>to better themselves, right.

428
00:24:06.920 --> 00:24:09.519
<v Speaker 3>It is advertised that it's a weight loss camp.

429
00:24:09.599 --> 00:24:13.880
<v Speaker 1>It is advertised that way, right. And in the movie.

430
00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:17.079
<v Speaker 1>Ben Stiller plays Tony Perkins, which is in the movie

431
00:24:17.279 --> 00:24:20.960
<v Speaker 1>a bad guy, right, And he buys the camp funny enough,

432
00:24:21.000 --> 00:24:23.599
<v Speaker 1>from Jerry still Er, his dad who plays the character

433
00:24:23.640 --> 00:24:26.359
<v Speaker 1>who owns the camp, Camp Hope at the beginning of

434
00:24:26.400 --> 00:24:29.799
<v Speaker 1>the movie. Right, And so he buys this camp and

435
00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:33.279
<v Speaker 1>he at first plays nice, but he's actually in the

436
00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:35.519
<v Speaker 1>right frame of mind. This is a weight loss camp.

437
00:24:35.559 --> 00:24:37.480
<v Speaker 3>It's supposed to be a weight loss camp.

438
00:24:37.519 --> 00:24:39.519
<v Speaker 1>And so he's going to turn it in to a

439
00:24:39.559 --> 00:24:42.119
<v Speaker 1>weight loss camp and try and give these kids a

440
00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:45.480
<v Speaker 1>better shot at life. And why not, right?

441
00:24:46.039 --> 00:24:46.440
<v Speaker 2>And so.

442
00:24:48.359 --> 00:24:50.480
<v Speaker 1>The kids are clearly the bad guys in this movie.

443
00:24:50.559 --> 00:24:54.640
<v Speaker 1>They're addicted to sugar, they lead extremely unhealthy lifestyles. One

444
00:24:54.680 --> 00:24:59.119
<v Speaker 1>of the kids, Josh, is incredibly disrespectful when he first

445
00:24:59.160 --> 00:25:01.519
<v Speaker 1>meets Tony, and when all Tony wants to do is

446
00:25:01.519 --> 00:25:04.640
<v Speaker 1>give the world fitness, these kids desperately need their help

447
00:25:04.680 --> 00:25:07.799
<v Speaker 1>fixing their dangerous and disgusting habits. Yet the only guy

448
00:25:07.799 --> 00:25:10.400
<v Speaker 1>who seems to actually give a fuck is Tony. Right,

449
00:25:11.960 --> 00:25:14.400
<v Speaker 1>we don't see any more than two counselors in the movie,

450
00:25:14.640 --> 00:25:16.960
<v Speaker 1>but the main counselor is a shitty role model for

451
00:25:17.000 --> 00:25:20.000
<v Speaker 1>these kids. He's well into his thirties, he's massively overweight,

452
00:25:20.319 --> 00:25:24.119
<v Speaker 1>and not only not only that, but mentally he's very

453
00:25:24.119 --> 00:25:27.559
<v Speaker 1>weak and demonstrates that when he confides into the campers

454
00:25:27.599 --> 00:25:32.680
<v Speaker 1>instead of the campers confiding into him. Let me say

455
00:25:32.720 --> 00:25:34.839
<v Speaker 1>that again, this counselor is so low level. By the

456
00:25:34.839 --> 00:25:37.000
<v Speaker 1>age of thirty, he had managed to avoid scoring a

457
00:25:37.039 --> 00:25:40.960
<v Speaker 1>point in anything in life. The movie seals the deal

458
00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:43.279
<v Speaker 1>at the end with the heartwarming victory for the fat kids,

459
00:25:43.279 --> 00:25:46.839
<v Speaker 1>renewed confidence for the fat main character, and Tony Perkins defeated.

460
00:25:47.160 --> 00:25:52.720
<v Speaker 1>But the movie does this a really odd way. Obviously,

461
00:25:52.720 --> 00:25:54.799
<v Speaker 1>we said Tony by is the camp but he takes

462
00:25:54.839 --> 00:25:57.000
<v Speaker 1>things a little too seriously, and maybe one of the

463
00:25:57.079 --> 00:25:59.200
<v Speaker 1>only parts where he's truly the bad guy is where

464
00:25:59.200 --> 00:26:01.960
<v Speaker 1>he destroys the blob, the one thing that the kids

465
00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:06.680
<v Speaker 1>actually like doing that actually could be considered a physical activity,

466
00:26:06.799 --> 00:26:10.839
<v Speaker 1>but he does it as a motivational factor in his mind.

467
00:26:11.079 --> 00:26:14.039
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it could have actually been a safety hazard

468
00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:17.039
<v Speaker 3>if you think about it, because there are weight limits

469
00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:17.559
<v Speaker 3>to that thing.

470
00:26:18.480 --> 00:26:20.720
<v Speaker 2>Lunch has been canceled due to a lack of vessel,

471
00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:21.759
<v Speaker 2>and deal with it.

472
00:26:22.039 --> 00:26:22.599
<v Speaker 1>That's true.

473
00:26:22.640 --> 00:26:24.440
<v Speaker 2>That's one of my favorite lines of that movie.

474
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<v Speaker 1>So fast forward. We know the story. If you've seen Heavyweights.

475
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<v Speaker 1>If you haven't seen the Heavyweights, I don't know why

476
00:26:30.599 --> 00:26:33.079
<v Speaker 1>you're listening to this podcast. Stop it. Go watch Heavyweights,

477
00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:36.240
<v Speaker 1>enjoy yourself. But but know that Tony Perkins is the

478
00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:39.359
<v Speaker 1>good guy. So what happens is he goes off the

479
00:26:39.400 --> 00:26:42.599
<v Speaker 1>deep end from being captured by these kids and tortured

480
00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:44.680
<v Speaker 1>by these kids all for just doing what he wants

481
00:26:44.680 --> 00:26:47.440
<v Speaker 1>to do to help them out, right, And so what

482
00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:50.519
<v Speaker 1>happens is his dad, Tony Perkins Senior, has to come

483
00:26:50.519 --> 00:26:54.000
<v Speaker 1>and rescue him and basically turn the camp back over

484
00:26:54.440 --> 00:26:58.079
<v Speaker 1>to the Fat Fox and go from there. Well, the

485
00:26:58.119 --> 00:27:00.839
<v Speaker 1>movie ends there, right, But what doesn't What people don't

486
00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:04.799
<v Speaker 1>know is that that Tony Perkins is so junior, is

487
00:27:04.839 --> 00:27:08.519
<v Speaker 1>so distraught that he goes into hiding. He gains a

488
00:27:08.680 --> 00:27:12.480
<v Speaker 1>massive amount of fucking weight, and because he just can't

489
00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:16.960
<v Speaker 1>handle himself, anymore, and then his dad passes away, and

490
00:27:17.000 --> 00:27:19.920
<v Speaker 1>when his dad passes away, he gains this fortune. And

491
00:27:19.960 --> 00:27:21.799
<v Speaker 1>when he gains the fortune, he decides he's going to

492
00:27:21.839 --> 00:27:26.160
<v Speaker 1>rebrand himself, rename himself, and put himself back out to

493
00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:28.160
<v Speaker 1>the world and try and get the world back into

494
00:27:28.200 --> 00:27:32.039
<v Speaker 1>a better motivational shape. And so he changes his name

495
00:27:32.240 --> 00:27:36.000
<v Speaker 1>to White Goodman. He changes his Tony Perkins logo to

496
00:27:36.119 --> 00:27:39.119
<v Speaker 1>the same logo with a couple extra arms, and he

497
00:27:39.240 --> 00:27:43.119
<v Speaker 1>opens up a massive gym called Globojim and he tries

498
00:27:43.200 --> 00:27:46.680
<v Speaker 1>to make everybody better. We're better than you, and we

499
00:27:46.799 --> 00:27:49.480
<v Speaker 1>know it is his slogan, right, but he wants you

500
00:27:49.519 --> 00:27:52.839
<v Speaker 1>to join his team. And what happens, just like the

501
00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:56.960
<v Speaker 1>fat focks, is he tries to buy out a gym

502
00:27:57.000 --> 00:27:58.960
<v Speaker 1>next door, which nobody goes to the gym. To go

503
00:27:59.000 --> 00:28:01.279
<v Speaker 1>to the gym, They go there for social hour, they

504
00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:03.400
<v Speaker 1>go there for coffee hour, they go there for they

505
00:28:03.400 --> 00:28:04.559
<v Speaker 1>can't even pay their bills.

506
00:28:05.119 --> 00:28:05.480
<v Speaker 3>And so.

507
00:28:07.160 --> 00:28:09.519
<v Speaker 1>Down the road, down the road, he gets sucked into

508
00:28:09.519 --> 00:28:14.160
<v Speaker 1>this dodgeball game and ends up putting Globo Gym up

509
00:28:14.200 --> 00:28:18.359
<v Speaker 1>for grabs. Right that he's gonna win dodgeball against the

510
00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Joe's and he doesn't. He loses again, all for trying

511
00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:25.720
<v Speaker 1>to be the good guy and get health into this world.

512
00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:26.519
<v Speaker 2>Mhm.

513
00:28:27.480 --> 00:28:29.519
<v Speaker 1>It spins him so bad that at the end of

514
00:28:29.519 --> 00:28:32.799
<v Speaker 1>the movie he's fat again. But this it doesn't end there.

515
00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:36.240
<v Speaker 1>There's one more step to this movie that people don't understand.

516
00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:39.480
<v Speaker 1>He finally gets back off the wagon, or I guess

517
00:28:39.480 --> 00:28:41.799
<v Speaker 1>you could say on the wagon, loses all his weight,

518
00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:46.200
<v Speaker 1>but he has mentally fucked himself so far beyond belief

519
00:28:46.599 --> 00:28:49.119
<v Speaker 1>that he reinvents his name one more time. He moves

520
00:28:49.119 --> 00:28:52.559
<v Speaker 1>to New York City, gets married, has a kid, gets divorced,

521
00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:56.759
<v Speaker 1>has no fucking job, and he is so mentally destroyed

522
00:28:56.759 --> 00:28:59.720
<v Speaker 1>by people. The only job that he could fathom is

523
00:28:59.720 --> 00:29:03.480
<v Speaker 1>because coming a security guard for a fucking museum at night,

524
00:29:03.559 --> 00:29:05.440
<v Speaker 1>where the only people he wants to talk to are

525
00:29:05.480 --> 00:29:08.160
<v Speaker 1>people that aren't really existing. And he changes his name

526
00:29:08.200 --> 00:29:11.119
<v Speaker 1>to Larry Daily and goes on with Night at.

527
00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:15.519
<v Speaker 3>The Museum Nice. I've heard the theory that he goes

528
00:29:15.640 --> 00:29:18.680
<v Speaker 3>to play what's his name in.

529
00:29:20.200 --> 00:29:20.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh Oh?

530
00:29:20.880 --> 00:29:23.839
<v Speaker 1>They get yeah the caretaker, Yeah.

531
00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:26.559
<v Speaker 3>The Caretaker. But I actually liked it. I like Night

532
00:29:26.599 --> 00:29:27.480
<v Speaker 3>at the Museum better.

533
00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:29.759
<v Speaker 1>The problem with the Caretaker is it doesn't add up

534
00:29:29.759 --> 00:29:31.759
<v Speaker 1>the timeline, because if you go by the timeline of

535
00:29:31.799 --> 00:29:35.119
<v Speaker 1>the movies, it just doesn't add up. It doesn't add

536
00:29:35.200 --> 00:29:38.359
<v Speaker 1>up properly. And the time frame that you give to

537
00:29:39.039 --> 00:29:45.240
<v Speaker 1>make Heavyweights and Dodgeball fits appropriately. And then about three

538
00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:49.599
<v Speaker 1>years down the road ish, then Night of the Museum happens.

539
00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:51.359
<v Speaker 1>And I've actually never heard that spin. I put that

540
00:29:51.400 --> 00:29:54.680
<v Speaker 1>spin on that one nice. But the Dodgeball and Heavyweights,

541
00:29:54.720 --> 00:29:56.559
<v Speaker 1>that's it. So many people have talked about, Oh, it's

542
00:29:56.559 --> 00:29:58.839
<v Speaker 1>been actually a buzz thing lately that I've seen.

543
00:29:59.440 --> 00:30:02.640
<v Speaker 3>Larry Daily makes sense because his like, his inventions are

544
00:30:02.680 --> 00:30:05.119
<v Speaker 3>so off the wall and weird, kind of like both

545
00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:08.200
<v Speaker 3>of the other two characters. So it does. It does

546
00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:09.000
<v Speaker 3>suit and then the.

547
00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Whole and they spin the movie that it's a tablet

548
00:30:11.720 --> 00:30:13.880
<v Speaker 1>that's causing these things to come to life. Yeah, but

549
00:30:13.960 --> 00:30:17.000
<v Speaker 1>it could just be that it's his imagination because he

550
00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:19.680
<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to be around people anymore, and so his

551
00:30:19.759 --> 00:30:22.799
<v Speaker 1>only escape is to to deal with people that don't

552
00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:23.400
<v Speaker 1>really exist.

553
00:30:24.319 --> 00:30:27.160
<v Speaker 2>The theory I had on Night at the Museum. I

554
00:30:27.319 --> 00:30:31.200
<v Speaker 2>read this a while back and it said that tablet

555
00:30:31.240 --> 00:30:34.720
<v Speaker 2>referred to acid and so he was tripping balls on

556
00:30:34.799 --> 00:30:39.240
<v Speaker 2>his night shift, and I was like, damn, that's good.

557
00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:43.240
<v Speaker 3>I like it. What do you got angels in the outfield?

558
00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:45.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

559
00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:49.079
<v Speaker 3>So this movie starts with a with two foster boys,

560
00:30:49.119 --> 00:30:52.680
<v Speaker 3>Roger and JP, riding their bikes passed well well past

561
00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:55.680
<v Speaker 3>their foster mom's requested time to be home. Right, So,

562
00:30:55.880 --> 00:30:58.799
<v Speaker 3>right off the bat, both Roger the older boy, and

563
00:30:58.920 --> 00:31:02.720
<v Speaker 3>JP establier guidelines that these two kids do not listen

564
00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:05.759
<v Speaker 3>to rules very well, and they don't care. They have

565
00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:07.599
<v Speaker 3>their own agenda and they want to do their own

566
00:31:07.640 --> 00:31:13.000
<v Speaker 3>thing right. They push boundaries, they break rules. He solidifies

567
00:31:13.000 --> 00:31:15.319
<v Speaker 3>this because he kind of drags JP along with him

568
00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:18.359
<v Speaker 3>to sneak to an angel's game the very next day.

569
00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:21.400
<v Speaker 3>While watching it in a tree, he gets in trouble

570
00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:24.599
<v Speaker 3>with one of the security guards, and the security guards like, hey,

571
00:31:24.640 --> 00:31:27.640
<v Speaker 3>I hope you have tickets for that tree right. Well, so,

572
00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:32.400
<v Speaker 3>right off the bat, I didn't really care to say

573
00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:35.799
<v Speaker 3>that these kids were good kids, because there's two glaring

574
00:31:35.920 --> 00:31:40.720
<v Speaker 3>signs that show that these kids were just okay with

575
00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:47.400
<v Speaker 3>breaking rules. So the movie goes on Roger being determined

576
00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:50.160
<v Speaker 3>to have a family. He goes to bed saying I'm

577
00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:53.240
<v Speaker 3>sorry I skipped apart. So when Roger gets home, he

578
00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:56.039
<v Speaker 3>meets his dad. His dad comes in and says, hey,

579
00:31:56.079 --> 00:31:58.759
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna I'm not gonna love you anymore. I'm

580
00:31:58.759 --> 00:32:01.119
<v Speaker 3>gonna put you up for adoption. Basically, I'm going on

581
00:32:01.160 --> 00:32:02.559
<v Speaker 3>the road. I can't take care of you. I'm a

582
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:06.400
<v Speaker 3>piece of shit. Right, So Roger determined to have a family.

583
00:32:06.440 --> 00:32:08.240
<v Speaker 3>He goes to bed praying for the Angels to win

584
00:32:08.279 --> 00:32:10.160
<v Speaker 3>the Pennant because that's just what his dad said. His

585
00:32:10.240 --> 00:32:11.839
<v Speaker 3>dad had said that we could be a family if

586
00:32:11.880 --> 00:32:14.359
<v Speaker 3>the Angels ever win the Pennant. Well, his dad was

587
00:32:14.359 --> 00:32:17.359
<v Speaker 3>a douchebag, and he knew that the Angels weren't going

588
00:32:17.400 --> 00:32:19.000
<v Speaker 3>to win the Pennant because they sucked. They were the

589
00:32:19.000 --> 00:32:23.519
<v Speaker 3>worst team in baseball, right. The movie then cuts to

590
00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:25.799
<v Speaker 3>the kids at an Angel's game the very next day,

591
00:32:26.839 --> 00:32:30.000
<v Speaker 3>and all of a sudden, this angel comes down out

592
00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:33.720
<v Speaker 3>of nowhere to help the outfielder Williams make a miraculous catch.

593
00:32:35.279 --> 00:32:37.519
<v Speaker 3>It's kind of weird that Roger's the only one that

594
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:39.119
<v Speaker 3>can see him, even though he's the one that made

595
00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:42.920
<v Speaker 3>the prayer. Right. So at that point, when I was

596
00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:45.640
<v Speaker 3>watching this movie, I kind of had a weird theory like, Okay,

597
00:32:45.640 --> 00:32:48.960
<v Speaker 3>maybe this kid's dreaming and then none of this is real.

598
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:52.559
<v Speaker 3>But the movie goes on, and there's too much later

599
00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:55.759
<v Speaker 3>on in the movie that kind of stood out, and

600
00:32:55.799 --> 00:32:59.920
<v Speaker 3>it led me to believe that really the hidden part

601
00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:01.920
<v Speaker 3>of this is that the angels are a piece of shit.

602
00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:05.640
<v Speaker 3>These angels aren't actually angels from God. They are angels

603
00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:09.160
<v Speaker 3>that broke free from Heaven and we're just dicking around

604
00:33:10.039 --> 00:33:13.400
<v Speaker 3>doing whatever they wanted because that's what they could do.

605
00:33:14.960 --> 00:33:19.799
<v Speaker 3>And here's the evidence why. As you go on, you

606
00:33:19.880 --> 00:33:24.119
<v Speaker 3>see these angels come down and they make these miraculous plays,

607
00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:28.240
<v Speaker 3>and they turn this ragtag team of misfits and underdogs,

608
00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:32.839
<v Speaker 3>who is who are all slated to be either kicked

609
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:35.559
<v Speaker 3>out of the kicked out of the MLB or traded

610
00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:41.960
<v Speaker 3>or dropped or whatever, and they turn them into these winners. Well,

611
00:33:43.640 --> 00:33:47.480
<v Speaker 3>what's so good about that? Why do these guys did?

612
00:33:47.720 --> 00:33:51.480
<v Speaker 3>Why do these guys deserve to win over all the

613
00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:55.480
<v Speaker 3>other teams who have put in just as much time

614
00:33:55.519 --> 00:33:59.599
<v Speaker 3>and effort and practice into winning. It seems like these

615
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:02.480
<v Speaker 3>angels have just kind of come down to create a

616
00:34:02.519 --> 00:34:05.200
<v Speaker 3>little bit of havoc. This team that is in last

617
00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:08.400
<v Speaker 3>place is destined for last place, is destined for bad things.

618
00:34:08.519 --> 00:34:12.800
<v Speaker 3>It's supposed to go that way. They have now decided

619
00:34:13.800 --> 00:34:16.119
<v Speaker 3>that's not going to be the case. They go on

620
00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:17.840
<v Speaker 3>to make them win games. They put them in the

621
00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:21.719
<v Speaker 3>pennant chase, which inevitably takes other teams out of the

622
00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:25.840
<v Speaker 3>pennet race. Right, So, now we've got a team full

623
00:34:25.880 --> 00:34:29.199
<v Speaker 3>of misfits, underdogs, ungrateful, little pricks.

624
00:34:29.039 --> 00:34:32.199
<v Speaker 6>Who don't belong, who don't belong talent talent wise, they

625
00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:35.199
<v Speaker 6>don't belong. Correct talent wise, they don't belong. Are now

626
00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:37.360
<v Speaker 6>in the race for the pennant. And there are other

627
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:42.039
<v Speaker 6>teams talent wise who do belong and they're not. They're

628
00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:46.400
<v Speaker 6>getting punished because these Angels wanted to help some kid,

629
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:51.440
<v Speaker 6>some random kid, possibly get a family. Well what about

630
00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:55.159
<v Speaker 6>all these other teams that are losing. We know that

631
00:34:55.199 --> 00:34:58.320
<v Speaker 6>there are fans out there who get drunk and watch

632
00:34:58.320 --> 00:35:01.559
<v Speaker 6>sports and then they turn around and they beat their kids.

633
00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:04.760
<v Speaker 6>So now think about that for a second. When you

634
00:35:04.800 --> 00:35:08.360
<v Speaker 6>have a team like the Padres or the Yankees who

635
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:11.280
<v Speaker 6>are supposed to be the Angels and they don't, and

636
00:35:11.320 --> 00:35:14.199
<v Speaker 6>that person at home gets drunk because they're pissed off

637
00:35:14.199 --> 00:35:17.119
<v Speaker 6>that they've lost to the Angels. Now a one kid,

638
00:35:17.480 --> 00:35:21.119
<v Speaker 6>one kid makes it all okay that there's hundreds of

639
00:35:21.239 --> 00:35:24.480
<v Speaker 6>kids now getting their asses beat by their drunk parent

640
00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:29.440
<v Speaker 6>or uncle or whatever, because what this kid wants a family.

641
00:35:30.039 --> 00:35:32.679
<v Speaker 3>Get fucked angels. These angels are just dicking around doing

642
00:35:32.719 --> 00:35:35.960
<v Speaker 3>whatever they want. It's not okay, It is not okay.

643
00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:40.840
<v Speaker 3>These angels were bad people. And then to just solidify

644
00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:43.519
<v Speaker 3>it even more, to put that nail in the coffin.

645
00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:50.000
<v Speaker 3>Towards the end of the movie, Al played by Lloyd

646
00:35:50.480 --> 00:35:54.000
<v Speaker 3>says to Roger, this twelve year old fucking kid. Oh, hey,

647
00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:56.960
<v Speaker 3>by the way, this guy that you idolized, this superstar,

648
00:35:57.199 --> 00:36:01.679
<v Speaker 3>he's gonna die in six months, man, choke on that.

649
00:36:02.320 --> 00:36:04.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh we can't and we can't help out with the pennant,

650
00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:07.159
<v Speaker 3>and we can't help you win because well we can't,

651
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:10.280
<v Speaker 3>even though we've been dicking around, screwing, screwing with these

652
00:36:10.280 --> 00:36:13.840
<v Speaker 3>people this whole year. We can't. We can't be the

653
00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:16.519
<v Speaker 3>reason they win, even though we've been the reason they're here.

654
00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:20.320
<v Speaker 3>We can't be the reason they finish. So you might

655
00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:24.400
<v Speaker 3>not actually get your family after all. Sorry, that's pretty

656
00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:27.599
<v Speaker 3>messed up. These angels were douchebags. They weren't. I don't

657
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:29.199
<v Speaker 3>even know if they were really angels. They could have

658
00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:31.440
<v Speaker 3>just been some kind of magical entities that were out

659
00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:33.719
<v Speaker 3>there screwing around because they wanted to have fun, like

660
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:36.440
<v Speaker 3>this is the devil at work, not the not the

661
00:36:36.480 --> 00:36:39.719
<v Speaker 3>God that people wanted to believe it was, So yeah,

662
00:36:40.639 --> 00:36:41.840
<v Speaker 3>fuck them angels.

663
00:36:43.559 --> 00:36:45.079
<v Speaker 1>I think that's a hot take. I think it's a

664
00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:45.519
<v Speaker 1>great take.

665
00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:49.559
<v Speaker 2>I mean the movie is just mass hysteria induced, you know,

666
00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:55.599
<v Speaker 2>fucking a mass anxiety induced hysteria. You know, probably the

667
00:36:55.639 --> 00:36:57.480
<v Speaker 2>owners like we're gonna get rid of the angels, y'all

668
00:36:57.480 --> 00:37:00.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking suck, you know, and everybody on that team and

669
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:02.639
<v Speaker 2>the kids and everyone else who are like, oh, it's

670
00:37:02.679 --> 00:37:05.599
<v Speaker 2>angels coming down, and so they magically bust their ass.

671
00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:07.960
<v Speaker 2>But in reality they were just become, you know, fucking

672
00:37:08.039 --> 00:37:10.079
<v Speaker 2>jobless because they were shitty.

673
00:37:10.719 --> 00:37:15.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, god damn, they's just been bad angels. Yeah, absolutely

674
00:37:18.079 --> 00:37:21.559
<v Speaker 3>have you have you guys had movies recently, like you, like,

675
00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:24.320
<v Speaker 3>you know, Angels in the Outfield where you go back

676
00:37:24.360 --> 00:37:28.280
<v Speaker 3>and watch it and it looks different, feels different than

677
00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:30.719
<v Speaker 3>what you remember, like maybe a movie that you haven't

678
00:37:30.760 --> 00:37:34.760
<v Speaker 3>watched in a long time. Because that because Angels in

679
00:37:34.760 --> 00:37:36.599
<v Speaker 3>the Outfield kind of did that for me, I rewatched it.

680
00:37:36.639 --> 00:37:38.280
<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen it in a while. It's been quite

681
00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:40.400
<v Speaker 3>a few years since i've seen it, probably like three.

682
00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:42.800
<v Speaker 2>And when I.

683
00:37:42.800 --> 00:37:45.559
<v Speaker 3>Went back to watch it for this, there were certain

684
00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:51.320
<v Speaker 3>things that I had missed that made kind of shit

685
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:53.119
<v Speaker 3>a different light on the movie this time around. Not

686
00:37:53.159 --> 00:37:55.159
<v Speaker 3>that I still like the movie. It's still a great movie, but.

687
00:37:56.840 --> 00:38:01.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think I have recently, but uh, I

688
00:38:01.440 --> 00:38:05.400
<v Speaker 1>do like watching things, and you know, rewatching things that

689
00:38:05.440 --> 00:38:09.480
<v Speaker 1>are from a while back, just to see, like as

690
00:38:09.519 --> 00:38:12.679
<v Speaker 1>an adult, what the perspective is now. You know, it's

691
00:38:12.719 --> 00:38:16.920
<v Speaker 1>like any of especially any of those kids movies, Angels

692
00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:19.920
<v Speaker 1>in the Outfield, the Big Green, all all that kind

693
00:38:19.960 --> 00:38:22.039
<v Speaker 1>of ship Like, watching it as an adult now changes

694
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:23.760
<v Speaker 1>the entire perspective.

695
00:38:24.000 --> 00:38:25.679
<v Speaker 3>Oh, absolutely of.

696
00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:28.000
<v Speaker 1>How these movies are. I will say, Angels in the

697
00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Outfield talk about a quietly like stacked cast.

698
00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:37.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

699
00:38:34.960 --> 00:38:38.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean Matthew McConaughey was a nobody at that time, Yeah, nobody,

700
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:43.639
<v Speaker 1>and he was, and so yeah, but if you if

701
00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:45.519
<v Speaker 1>you actually look at that cast, like that was a

702
00:38:45.599 --> 00:38:47.159
<v Speaker 1>pretty damn stacked cast.

703
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:52.519
<v Speaker 3>Well you had Danny Glover, Joseph Joseph, Gordon Levitt, Matthew McConaughey,

704
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:56.920
<v Speaker 3>Christopher Tonyoyd, Tony Danza, Christopher Lloyd, Adrian Brodie.

705
00:38:57.639 --> 00:38:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Who's that that blonde guy? Now now he's kind of

706
00:38:59.880 --> 00:39:01.239
<v Speaker 1>got great hair, but blonde guy.

707
00:39:01.519 --> 00:39:07.719
<v Speaker 3>Neil McDonough The Crazy Picture, Yeah, Yeah, who else was

708
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:13.199
<v Speaker 3>in it? Dermick mulroney. He's been in a lot of movies.

709
00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:17.320
<v Speaker 3>J O Sanders was in a lot of movies. There

710
00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:20.039
<v Speaker 3>is another when I actually did a little bit of research,

711
00:39:20.079 --> 00:39:25.679
<v Speaker 3>there was another theory about Maggie Nelson, the the Mom,

712
00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:28.719
<v Speaker 3>the foster mom, the foster mom, that said that she's

713
00:39:28.760 --> 00:39:34.719
<v Speaker 3>actually a genie and these guys were not angels, that

714
00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:39.079
<v Speaker 3>these were part of her granting him the wish. And

715
00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:43.760
<v Speaker 3>the crossover movie is Home Alone on two when she's

716
00:39:43.840 --> 00:39:47.199
<v Speaker 3>the bird lady in Home Alone two and she ends

717
00:39:47.280 --> 00:39:50.960
<v Speaker 3>up granting Kevin his wish. Yeah, so that she just

718
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:52.920
<v Speaker 3>kind of goes around. But I couldn't find another movie

719
00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:54.840
<v Speaker 3>where she was like a weird mom that kind of

720
00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:58.880
<v Speaker 3>had the same vibe to it, that same outcome. But

721
00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:00.800
<v Speaker 3>that was kind of a cool one. I saw that

722
00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:02.079
<v Speaker 3>somewhere online.

723
00:40:02.679 --> 00:40:03.400
<v Speaker 1>That's interesting.

724
00:40:04.440 --> 00:40:04.880
<v Speaker 2>That lady.

725
00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:06.400
<v Speaker 3>Is she dead?

726
00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:09.920
<v Speaker 2>I think she died here or last year. It was

727
00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:11.440
<v Speaker 2>like recent, let's look it up.

728
00:40:13.079 --> 00:40:18.599
<v Speaker 3>Holy shit, Well you don't want to see a picture.

729
00:40:19.800 --> 00:40:20.800
<v Speaker 2>Wrong page of porn hub.

730
00:40:21.320 --> 00:40:23.480
<v Speaker 3>Right, damn her older.

731
00:40:23.599 --> 00:40:27.320
<v Speaker 2>He's been on Grandma Hub eighty years old.

732
00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:34.639
<v Speaker 3>She is or was? It doesn't say on IMBB. It'll

733
00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:37.639
<v Speaker 3>tell you if they've died. That's a lot of work.

734
00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:39.480
<v Speaker 1>It's usually at the top.

735
00:40:41.199 --> 00:40:48.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm chill. I'm looking for right now. Born. It just

736
00:40:48.840 --> 00:40:50.400
<v Speaker 3>says born, but there's no death.

737
00:40:50.679 --> 00:40:51.840
<v Speaker 1>So she hasn't died yet.

738
00:40:52.920 --> 00:40:55.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe not. I thought she did die.

739
00:40:55.199 --> 00:41:00.400
<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm, Nope, her spouse. She has a bouse that

740
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:03.400
<v Speaker 3>died eighty eight.

741
00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:09.760
<v Speaker 1>That was a while ago. It's a hot minute, Dan,

742
00:41:10.519 --> 00:41:12.519
<v Speaker 1>all right, well that was good. I like that was

743
00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:14.360
<v Speaker 1>that was fun. I we haven't done in Dad's I

744
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:16.360
<v Speaker 1>couldn't tell you the last time we did Dad's Advocate.

745
00:41:16.360 --> 00:41:17.679
<v Speaker 1>It's been a long long.

746
00:41:17.679 --> 00:41:20.039
<v Speaker 3>Long yeah, long long time.

747
00:41:20.599 --> 00:41:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

748
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:23.239
<v Speaker 3>I missed it. I missed it. I've been I've been

749
00:41:23.239 --> 00:41:26.840
<v Speaker 3>wanting to do it for a little while. Yeah, either either.

750
00:41:26.920 --> 00:41:29.079
<v Speaker 3>You guys have a March Madness bracket going.

751
00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:29.679
<v Speaker 2>I do.

752
00:41:29.800 --> 00:41:33.840
<v Speaker 1>I actually still have my final intact I I am

753
00:41:34.000 --> 00:41:36.599
<v Speaker 1>actually I actually have three of the final four teams

754
00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:40.760
<v Speaker 1>intact the one I don't is Auburn I had Actually,

755
00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:46.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, no, I apologize. I had Alabama beating Duke

756
00:41:46.920 --> 00:41:51.119
<v Speaker 1>and going to the final four and then losing to Houston.

757
00:41:52.159 --> 00:41:55.079
<v Speaker 1>And I have Houston in the final losing to Florida,

758
00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:58.519
<v Speaker 1>and I had Florida beating my One of my final

759
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:00.559
<v Speaker 1>four teams got ousted in the second can't round and

760
00:42:00.599 --> 00:42:02.480
<v Speaker 1>it was Iowa State. I was going for one of those.

761
00:42:03.320 --> 00:42:06.239
<v Speaker 1>It's not very often that you get all four one

762
00:42:06.320 --> 00:42:09.239
<v Speaker 1>seeds making it to the final four, like this year. Yeah,

763
00:42:09.320 --> 00:42:12.559
<v Speaker 1>the times I can remember are only a couple times. Ever,

764
00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:15.199
<v Speaker 1>Usually you get a three seed, you get something weird,

765
00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:17.400
<v Speaker 1>like an eight or nine seed in there. Yeah, but

766
00:42:17.519 --> 00:42:20.000
<v Speaker 1>usually don't get all four number one seeds made though.

767
00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:26.159
<v Speaker 3>So I only did two brackets. I got Duke versus Florida.

768
00:42:27.199 --> 00:42:28.760
<v Speaker 3>But it was tough to It was tough to not

769
00:42:28.800 --> 00:42:31.000
<v Speaker 3>take Houston. Houston's kind of a dark horse, even though

770
00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:34.480
<v Speaker 3>they're number one. Nobody really expected them.

771
00:42:34.519 --> 00:42:37.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't think, well, even if you're number one overall,

772
00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:40.280
<v Speaker 1>when you when you make a run in the you

773
00:42:40.360 --> 00:42:44.239
<v Speaker 1>run into these teams that are they can just be

774
00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:46.679
<v Speaker 1>better because your conference plays not as good.

775
00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:53.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, yeah, absolutely so, but it'll be exciting.

776
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:56.559
<v Speaker 3>I'm actually looking forward to it. I'm rooting for Duke,

777
00:42:56.599 --> 00:42:59.199
<v Speaker 3>of course, so I been a Duke fan for most

778
00:42:59.239 --> 00:43:01.679
<v Speaker 3>of my life. Hate Duke. I know that's fine.

779
00:43:01.719 --> 00:43:02.239
<v Speaker 2>I hate them.

780
00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:04.199
<v Speaker 1>I hate North Carolina and it's not because I'm a

781
00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:07.840
<v Speaker 1>Florida fan. I just I don't like either one. Coach

782
00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:10.039
<v Speaker 1>K is a fucking douchebag. I want to talk about it,

783
00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:14.400
<v Speaker 1>fucking Dad's advocate. Let's talk about that fucking faggot because

784
00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I can't stand him.

785
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:16.880
<v Speaker 3>That's an underrated take.

786
00:43:17.079 --> 00:43:21.920
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so I know I really don't.

787
00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:23.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm a I'm a DO fan, but I get it.

788
00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:26.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't like that they don't like North Carolina.

789
00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:28.039
<v Speaker 2>I just don't.

790
00:43:28.119 --> 00:43:29.280
<v Speaker 1>Never have never there.

791
00:43:29.159 --> 00:43:32.800
<v Speaker 3>Are there are a lot of stories where with Coach

792
00:43:32.920 --> 00:43:37.079
<v Speaker 3>K that you don't really hear too often, but they're

793
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:40.760
<v Speaker 3>not good. Yeah yeah, yeah, Hey, you just look at him.

794
00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:41.480
<v Speaker 1>It's a douchebag.

795
00:43:41.480 --> 00:43:41.960
<v Speaker 3>You can tell.

796
00:43:42.360 --> 00:43:43.039
<v Speaker 1>Just look at him.

797
00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Smart though, smart coach.

798
00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:48.039
<v Speaker 1>I didn't say it wasn't smart. He's smart coach. So

799
00:43:48.559 --> 00:43:50.000
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, that's good.

800
00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:52.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well, I wasn't sure if we were going to

801
00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:54.920
<v Speaker 3>have time for this one. I threw another segment in

802
00:43:54.960 --> 00:43:57.719
<v Speaker 3>here called Devious and Wild. I wanted to name it

803
00:43:57.760 --> 00:44:01.239
<v Speaker 3>devious and Wild. And it was for us to find

804
00:44:01.360 --> 00:44:04.760
<v Speaker 3>things to do to an X or someone you just like,

805
00:44:05.559 --> 00:44:08.519
<v Speaker 3>or to find an example of something that happened on

806
00:44:08.559 --> 00:44:10.800
<v Speaker 3>the internet. And I figure we could just if we

807
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:12.880
<v Speaker 3>did end up coming up with this one and having

808
00:44:12.880 --> 00:44:15.000
<v Speaker 3>the time to mess around with it, we could even

809
00:44:15.079 --> 00:44:16.519
<v Speaker 3>just do things off the cuff. I don't know if

810
00:44:16.559 --> 00:44:18.360
<v Speaker 3>you guys grabbed anything off the internet.

811
00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:21.519
<v Speaker 1>I actually had a story that I that I It

812
00:44:21.559 --> 00:44:27.320
<v Speaker 1>was me. Yeah, when I was younger, So I was

813
00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:29.280
<v Speaker 1>dating this girl that I was really into, and actually

814
00:44:29.440 --> 00:44:33.679
<v Speaker 1>is the day that Stone moved back to Vegas when

815
00:44:33.679 --> 00:44:38.280
<v Speaker 1>he was a young lady. I was at that party,

816
00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:41.159
<v Speaker 1>had got a stupid blackout drunk shit face, and then

817
00:44:41.159 --> 00:44:43.280
<v Speaker 1>the next day had to help help them move shit

818
00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:46.280
<v Speaker 1>from there. He was bad, one hundred and twenty degree

819
00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:50.239
<v Speaker 1>with it so bad it's bad. But anyway, so this

820
00:44:50.320 --> 00:44:54.719
<v Speaker 1>girl that that I was dating, and the reason for

821
00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:56.480
<v Speaker 1>the blackout drunk was because we had broken up, and

822
00:44:56.519 --> 00:44:58.039
<v Speaker 1>I was super pissed off about it because I was

823
00:44:58.079 --> 00:45:00.480
<v Speaker 1>way into her. Well, a couple months down on the road,

824
00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:05.400
<v Speaker 1>she called me out of the blue because she she

825
00:45:05.559 --> 00:45:06.760
<v Speaker 1>was like, I really don't want to do this, but

826
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:09.079
<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't want to walk home and I

827
00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:10.880
<v Speaker 1>need a ride. And I was like, no, I'm happy,

828
00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:13.360
<v Speaker 1>happy to give you a ride. Like, no big deal,

829
00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:15.239
<v Speaker 1>I'll come pick you up, give you a ride. So

830
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I did, and we hooked up, and then again later

831
00:45:18.960 --> 00:45:21.599
<v Speaker 1>that week, same thing, right, And so then I was

832
00:45:21.639 --> 00:45:24.000
<v Speaker 1>listening to I was in a big phase at that

833
00:45:24.079 --> 00:45:26.639
<v Speaker 1>time of listening to comedians and I had different CDs

834
00:45:26.719 --> 00:45:29.960
<v Speaker 1>like you know, Dane Cook and Rodney Carrington and all that,

835
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:32.960
<v Speaker 1>but I have one also that was Daniel Tosh, and

836
00:45:33.079 --> 00:45:36.880
<v Speaker 1>Daniel Tosh had this segment at the time that he

837
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:38.360
<v Speaker 1>was like, you know, what's a really fun game to

838
00:45:38.400 --> 00:45:41.199
<v Speaker 1>do is just randomly text your exes or call your

839
00:45:41.199 --> 00:45:43.639
<v Speaker 1>exes and say, hey, I don't want to do it

840
00:45:43.639 --> 00:45:46.760
<v Speaker 1>this way, but you should probably go get tested. And

841
00:45:46.800 --> 00:45:48.679
<v Speaker 1>so I thought, I was like, ah, that's a pretty

842
00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:51.320
<v Speaker 1>funny idea. So I shot a text and I was like, hey,

843
00:45:53.400 --> 00:45:55.440
<v Speaker 1>just like you should know you might want to go

844
00:45:55.480 --> 00:45:57.920
<v Speaker 1>get tested because I just got tested and I'm not

845
00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:01.280
<v Speaker 1>sure where it lies. And my phone blew up like

846
00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:06.039
<v Speaker 1>all pissed off, all angry, and then like, I responded,

847
00:46:06.199 --> 00:46:07.039
<v Speaker 1>I waited.

848
00:46:06.719 --> 00:46:09.880
<v Speaker 3>Like a day right that, which is a thousand times worse.

849
00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:13.079
<v Speaker 1>And I responded back. I was like, I was just

850
00:46:13.159 --> 00:46:15.840
<v Speaker 1>messing around. It's a segment comedian blah blah blah blah.

851
00:46:16.239 --> 00:46:18.199
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, well, it's not fucking funny, and I'm like,

852
00:46:18.239 --> 00:46:22.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, you're right, it wasn't funny, apologize fucking hilarious.

853
00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:22.559
<v Speaker 2>It was.

854
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:25.599
<v Speaker 1>It was hilarious. So then like four weeks later, I

855
00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:27.719
<v Speaker 1>get a text like hey, I'm late, and I was like,

856
00:46:27.920 --> 00:46:29.719
<v Speaker 1>you need to ride for work, like you're late for

857
00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:31.599
<v Speaker 1>work or what's up? And she's like, no, I'm late

858
00:46:31.679 --> 00:46:35.400
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, okay, I don't understand. She was like

859
00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:38.039
<v Speaker 1>like I haven't hit my period and I was like fuck,

860
00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:41.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, are you serious. Three fucking days go by,

861
00:46:41.840 --> 00:46:44.440
<v Speaker 1>not a word, and then she finally texts back sorry,

862
00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:47.679
<v Speaker 1>just kidding, and then we never spoke after that. That

863
00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:50.840
<v Speaker 1>was nice, and I tipped my cap. I was like, two,

864
00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:56.679
<v Speaker 1>you got petty for petty bitch, But.

865
00:46:56.679 --> 00:46:59.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was She's probably talking to what her friends

866
00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:01.639
<v Speaker 2>about it. One of our friends probably was like you're

867
00:47:01.679 --> 00:47:09.000
<v Speaker 2>telling you Yeah, it's true.

868
00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:10.559
<v Speaker 3>I would be fucking rude as hell.

869
00:47:12.239 --> 00:47:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Excuse what do you got?

870
00:47:15.280 --> 00:47:17.760
<v Speaker 3>So, did you guys know that you can, uh, you

871
00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:22.679
<v Speaker 3>can order some hissing cockroaches off Amazon, live hits hissing

872
00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:25.639
<v Speaker 3>cockroaches off of Amazon. Yeah. You also know that you

873
00:47:25.679 --> 00:47:28.800
<v Speaker 3>can put in someone's address and then send it as

874
00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:31.280
<v Speaker 3>a gift, so it does it doesn't actually have a

875
00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:36.199
<v Speaker 3>receipt or a return address. So it's very, very relatively

876
00:47:36.559 --> 00:47:39.119
<v Speaker 3>for the most part, untraceable. If you really wanted to

877
00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:41.119
<v Speaker 3>be a dick, you could even just create a burner

878
00:47:41.159 --> 00:47:45.480
<v Speaker 3>account and uh yeah, then there's.

879
00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:47.760
<v Speaker 1>Create a burner account and get a like a visa

880
00:47:48.079 --> 00:47:51.280
<v Speaker 1>like prepaid card. Really take it to that level.

881
00:47:51.480 --> 00:47:51.719
<v Speaker 2>M h.

882
00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:55.760
<v Speaker 3>If you're Rick really paranoid, not saying you should do this,

883
00:47:55.920 --> 00:47:58.960
<v Speaker 3>but I'm just saying, yeah, you can actually by hissing

884
00:47:58.960 --> 00:48:02.559
<v Speaker 3>cockers like live hissing cockroaches. They come just fucking in

885
00:48:02.599 --> 00:48:09.199
<v Speaker 3>the box. So could you imagine opening up a box

886
00:48:09.239 --> 00:48:13.119
<v Speaker 3>and it's just nothing but cockroaches hissing at you, hissing

887
00:48:13.159 --> 00:48:15.559
<v Speaker 3>fucking cock like the box is hissing to begin with,

888
00:48:15.599 --> 00:48:17.840
<v Speaker 3>Like you put on the faggots.

889
00:48:23.480 --> 00:48:23.840
<v Speaker 2>I did.

890
00:48:24.480 --> 00:48:26.280
<v Speaker 3>I can handle a lot of things. I don't think

891
00:48:26.280 --> 00:48:31.880
<v Speaker 3>I can handle that, you know, yeah, fuck that nonsense.

892
00:48:33.000 --> 00:48:36.039
<v Speaker 1>All right, So back to my previous question from earlier

893
00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:42.320
<v Speaker 1>in the episode. What if somebody sent you a bag of,

894
00:48:43.880 --> 00:48:48.800
<v Speaker 1>let's make it spicy, twenty five eat a dick, gummy dicks? Right,

895
00:48:51.360 --> 00:48:53.880
<v Speaker 1>you've heard of that, right, dum okay, yeah, right, Like

896
00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:55.559
<v Speaker 1>you could send a bag of dicks to somebody. So

897
00:48:55.599 --> 00:48:58.719
<v Speaker 1>twenty five one of them is one hundred milligram edible.

898
00:48:58.840 --> 00:49:00.360
<v Speaker 1>How many are you gonna eat out of that bag?

899
00:49:01.599 --> 00:49:03.159
<v Speaker 1>You gotta wait, twenty five chance.

900
00:49:08.199 --> 00:49:11.639
<v Speaker 3>I'm probably not gonna eat them because it would weird Yeah,

901
00:49:11.679 --> 00:49:12.840
<v Speaker 3>it would weird me out.

902
00:49:13.800 --> 00:49:15.079
<v Speaker 2>What's the incentive to eat them?

903
00:49:15.360 --> 00:49:17.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're gummies, They're gummys.

904
00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:23.320
<v Speaker 2>The edible. No, Joey Diaz ain't biting me today.

905
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:26.239
<v Speaker 3>I would probably I would probably not eat them, But

906
00:49:26.320 --> 00:49:29.039
<v Speaker 3>what I would probably do is take them somewhere to

907
00:49:29.159 --> 00:49:32.880
<v Speaker 3>like one of the local places that have candy dishes

908
00:49:33.119 --> 00:49:35.880
<v Speaker 3>and just dump them in there, like Remax, Like go

909
00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:38.320
<v Speaker 3>to Remax and just dump them in the fucking ball

910
00:49:39.800 --> 00:49:43.599
<v Speaker 3>at the secretary's fucking desk, so just all of their

911
00:49:43.639 --> 00:49:46.760
<v Speaker 3>guests that come in. It's a fucking crab shute.

912
00:49:48.159 --> 00:49:50.280
<v Speaker 5>I mean, one of the next twenty five people is

913
00:49:50.320 --> 00:49:52.760
<v Speaker 5>gonna hate their fucking life for the next day.

914
00:49:53.480 --> 00:49:54.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh is that a candy dick?

915
00:49:54.920 --> 00:49:56.199
<v Speaker 3>I haven't had one forever?

916
00:49:56.360 --> 00:49:57.280
<v Speaker 2>Like, have one?

917
00:49:57.440 --> 00:49:59.519
<v Speaker 3>Could you imagine going in to buy a car, You

918
00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:03.679
<v Speaker 3>go in to buy a brand new cars, stoned out

919
00:50:03.679 --> 00:50:06.480
<v Speaker 3>of your mind, You're on a driving All of a sudden,

920
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:09.599
<v Speaker 3>you're just like, oh, what the hell?

921
00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:12.679
<v Speaker 1>What the hell is going on right now? Might being drugged?

922
00:50:13.480 --> 00:50:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Not only did you buy a lemon, they wanted you

923
00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:16.000
<v Speaker 2>get fucked too.

924
00:50:16.400 --> 00:50:22.119
<v Speaker 3>Damn that'd be pretty fucking good. That would be really good.

925
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:23.960
<v Speaker 1>That's fine. What do you got stunt?

926
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:28.760
<v Speaker 2>I got this? Uh The story here from Reddit. The

927
00:50:28.840 --> 00:50:31.840
<v Speaker 2>title was I purposely dropped my shopping basket on a

928
00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:36.760
<v Speaker 2>stranger's foot Jesus, he said. So. I was at this

929
00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:39.639
<v Speaker 2>local grocery store a few blocks away from my house.

930
00:50:40.000 --> 00:50:43.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm just minding my business, waiting in line. I was

931
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:46.880
<v Speaker 2>literally the next to check out. Went out of nowhere, boom,

932
00:50:47.039 --> 00:50:49.800
<v Speaker 2>this lady cuts right in front of me. At first,

933
00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:53.199
<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, whatever, you know, she only had

934
00:50:53.199 --> 00:50:55.519
<v Speaker 2>three items. It was fine, it's not no big deal.

935
00:50:55.559 --> 00:50:57.840
<v Speaker 2>It was gonna let it go. But then she looked

936
00:50:57.840 --> 00:51:01.440
<v Speaker 2>at me, not just a glance. Nope, She gave me

937
00:51:01.519 --> 00:51:06.559
<v Speaker 2>that look, you know, the one where they scan you

938
00:51:06.559 --> 00:51:09.880
<v Speaker 2>from head to toe like you're silently judging, like they're

939
00:51:09.880 --> 00:51:13.000
<v Speaker 2>silently judging everything about you. Yeah, that kind of a look,

940
00:51:13.360 --> 00:51:16.639
<v Speaker 2>as if I was the one who's wrong. And that's

941
00:51:16.639 --> 00:51:19.400
<v Speaker 2>when I happened my intrusive thoughts. They clocked right in.

942
00:51:20.039 --> 00:51:22.239
<v Speaker 2>I took a step closer, didn't say a word, and

943
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:26.519
<v Speaker 2>just dropped my basket right on her foot. It wasn't

944
00:51:26.760 --> 00:51:31.119
<v Speaker 2>anything remotely heavy, but it made a nice little thud. Oh,

945
00:51:31.559 --> 00:51:35.760
<v Speaker 2>it was satisfying. She flinched, and I swear I heard

946
00:51:35.760 --> 00:51:39.320
<v Speaker 2>a gasp. But the best part I looked at her,

947
00:51:39.719 --> 00:51:46.440
<v Speaker 2>gave her a smile and said, oh, I'm sorry. Then

948
00:51:46.440 --> 00:51:48.800
<v Speaker 2>I picked up my basket like nothing happened and put

949
00:51:48.840 --> 00:51:51.440
<v Speaker 2>my items in the counter. I mean, come on, I

950
00:51:51.599 --> 00:51:57.480
<v Speaker 2>was next in mine. Why would you do that? That's diabolical, diabolical.

951
00:51:57.760 --> 00:52:00.960
<v Speaker 1>I love it, I love it.

952
00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:04.039
<v Speaker 2>I remember. One of my favorite moments ever was going

953
00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:07.199
<v Speaker 2>to the Scars and Stripes Festival years and years ago,

954
00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:12.320
<v Speaker 2>and third band up from the headliner was a band

955
00:52:12.400 --> 00:52:15.679
<v Speaker 2>that No and I love very much, and it was

956
00:52:15.719 --> 00:52:19.719
<v Speaker 2>hell yeah, and just before Hella comes on, I'm on

957
00:52:19.800 --> 00:52:21.960
<v Speaker 2>pit duty. As I was at that time, you know,

958
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:23.719
<v Speaker 2>just standing in the outside of the pit, catching people

959
00:52:23.719 --> 00:52:28.079
<v Speaker 2>throwing it back in. This lady that was very much

960
00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:33.840
<v Speaker 2>so like in her late forties early fifties, like didn't

961
00:52:33.880 --> 00:52:36.760
<v Speaker 2>look like she belonged there, just kind of went excuse

962
00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:40.679
<v Speaker 2>me and just stepped right in front of me and

963
00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:42.480
<v Speaker 2>was just like, Oh, I'm gonna go ahead and take

964
00:52:42.519 --> 00:52:45.000
<v Speaker 2>this spot. I hope you don't mind. And I was like, no,

965
00:52:45.119 --> 00:52:47.199
<v Speaker 2>it's okay. If you get your ass beat, I'm gonna

966
00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:50.880
<v Speaker 2>take it right back. And she was like what And

967
00:52:50.920 --> 00:52:53.360
<v Speaker 2>I was like, don't worries. You're good, You're gonna eat shit,

968
00:52:53.599 --> 00:52:55.840
<v Speaker 2>but I hope you could do pit duty, but you're

969
00:52:55.880 --> 00:52:59.760
<v Speaker 2>on and she just give his looks like weirdo. And

970
00:52:59.800 --> 00:53:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I was like, you've you have no idea what's about

971
00:53:01.840 --> 00:53:03.920
<v Speaker 2>to come? Do you? And her friend kind of stands

972
00:53:04.000 --> 00:53:04.599
<v Speaker 2>right next to her.

973
00:53:04.679 --> 00:53:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Right here comes Cliff from Iowa, who's eating nothing but corn,

974
00:53:08.159 --> 00:53:08.920
<v Speaker 1>who's built.

975
00:53:09.440 --> 00:53:15.119
<v Speaker 2>Rick pissing vinegar. Right, two dudes, two dudes pissing vinegar,

976
00:53:15.400 --> 00:53:20.239
<v Speaker 2>fucking collide. Oh God. So we're like two songs into

977
00:53:20.280 --> 00:53:23.440
<v Speaker 2>the set, right, and I can't remember what it was,

978
00:53:24.960 --> 00:53:29.880
<v Speaker 2>probably have been started Riot, but the pit starts going right,

979
00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:31.960
<v Speaker 2>and these two really big dudes and kind of been

980
00:53:31.960 --> 00:53:34.400
<v Speaker 2>going at each other right. It was it was kind

981
00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:36.360
<v Speaker 2>of like if you ever seen Ferdinand. It was like

982
00:53:37.039 --> 00:53:38.639
<v Speaker 2>the two bowls at the end fight, and it was

983
00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:42.119
<v Speaker 2>like that exactly. And these dudes were just fucking going

984
00:53:42.159 --> 00:53:48.400
<v Speaker 2>at it, and these chicks are not moving. And I

985
00:53:49.039 --> 00:53:51.440
<v Speaker 2>look and right in front of her, I see the

986
00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:55.199
<v Speaker 2>one guy looking at the other dude right and he

987
00:53:55.280 --> 00:53:57.320
<v Speaker 2>locks with him. And as soon as the guy gets

988
00:53:57.360 --> 00:54:00.800
<v Speaker 2>like parallel to us, he charges, and I went, oh,

989
00:54:01.320 --> 00:54:04.039
<v Speaker 2>here it is, and so I went whoop, and I

990
00:54:04.079 --> 00:54:06.599
<v Speaker 2>took a big old step to the right and pushed

991
00:54:06.679 --> 00:54:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Darius away, and this dude gets hit by homie. Both

992
00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:17.559
<v Speaker 2>homies fly through the sky and slam into this lady

993
00:54:18.159 --> 00:54:21.559
<v Speaker 2>and this lady and her other friend fall and hit

994
00:54:21.679 --> 00:54:27.079
<v Speaker 2>the concrete hard. And this lady looks at me, and

995
00:54:27.119 --> 00:54:29.440
<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's why you don't steal spots, you

996
00:54:29.559 --> 00:54:32.559
<v Speaker 2>dumb bitch. And I went right back into my spot

997
00:54:32.599 --> 00:54:35.400
<v Speaker 2>and got right back into pit duty. And I was like, oh,

998
00:54:36.239 --> 00:54:38.559
<v Speaker 2>oh it was petty, but it was so worth it,

999
00:54:40.559 --> 00:54:41.199
<v Speaker 2>dumb ass.

1000
00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:45.719
<v Speaker 3>That's a fuck around and find out moment for sure, Yes,

1001
00:54:46.199 --> 00:54:48.199
<v Speaker 3>that was a real fuck around and find out moment.

1002
00:54:48.280 --> 00:54:51.760
<v Speaker 3>She had no idea what was gonna happen, no idea.

1003
00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:54.360
<v Speaker 3>The most the most interesting stuff she had been to

1004
00:54:54.440 --> 00:54:55.480
<v Speaker 3>was probably like def.

1005
00:54:55.360 --> 00:54:59.119
<v Speaker 2>Leppard, you know, like we weren't ready for that sweet.

1006
00:54:58.920 --> 00:55:01.480
<v Speaker 3>And what fucked up is it? You know, people of

1007
00:55:01.519 --> 00:55:04.239
<v Speaker 3>all ages are welcome at venues like that. Like, I've

1008
00:55:04.280 --> 00:55:10.840
<v Speaker 3>never seen a venue that has discriminated against age. It's

1009
00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:14.079
<v Speaker 3>just stupidity, you know what I mean?

1010
00:55:14.199 --> 00:55:18.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, you know it was all rock, yeah, and

1011
00:55:18.639 --> 00:55:23.239
<v Speaker 2>it was it was a raising money for the troops, right,

1012
00:55:23.719 --> 00:55:27.159
<v Speaker 2>and Ron White actually like half produced it. And I

1013
00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:31.039
<v Speaker 2>saw him there. He was he was like headbanging in

1014
00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:34.199
<v Speaker 2>the front row to Blackstone Cherry and uh, the lead

1015
00:55:34.280 --> 00:55:36.440
<v Speaker 2>guitar player at one point goes, holy shit, that's fucking

1016
00:55:36.519 --> 00:55:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Ron White. And you just see Ron White just over

1017
00:55:38.800 --> 00:55:40.679
<v Speaker 2>there just banging his head like, oh, and he's fucked

1018
00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:43.880
<v Speaker 2>up on on down whatever. His tequila's down Hulu or something.

1019
00:55:43.880 --> 00:55:44.840
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember which one it.

1020
00:55:44.760 --> 00:55:46.280
<v Speaker 1>Is, but he's fucked up.

1021
00:55:46.400 --> 00:55:48.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It was great, It's amazing.

1022
00:55:48.840 --> 00:55:51.719
<v Speaker 3>So I found this one online and I'd like to

1023
00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:54.639
<v Speaker 3>know your guys' thought and how you would react to it.

1024
00:55:55.960 --> 00:55:59.920
<v Speaker 3>So it's talks about this woman. So her ex husband

1025
00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:04.480
<v Speaker 3>left for a friend of hers, and what she did

1026
00:56:04.719 --> 00:56:08.960
<v Speaker 3>was she took all the zippers off his shirts and

1027
00:56:09.039 --> 00:56:13.559
<v Speaker 3>pants and all the buttons, so she packed his clothes

1028
00:56:13.599 --> 00:56:17.079
<v Speaker 3>for him. But what she did was she removed all

1029
00:56:17.119 --> 00:56:19.880
<v Speaker 3>the buttons off the shirts, all the zippers off the

1030
00:56:19.920 --> 00:56:24.119
<v Speaker 3>pants and shorts and things, so essentially rendering all of

1031
00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:29.960
<v Speaker 3>them fucking useless, diabolical.

1032
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:32.960
<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna any much time for zippers and buttons

1033
00:56:33.000 --> 00:56:34.119
<v Speaker 1>when you're fucking.

1034
00:56:35.840 --> 00:56:36.480
<v Speaker 3>True story.

1035
00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:39.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't like lingree because it looks great on the floor.

1036
00:56:39.840 --> 00:56:42.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why do you need buttons if she's just gonna

1037
00:56:42.199 --> 00:56:43.119
<v Speaker 3>rip them off? Anyway?

1038
00:56:43.599 --> 00:56:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Fair?

1039
00:56:44.039 --> 00:56:46.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean in that story, I guess you got what

1040
00:56:46.360 --> 00:56:48.360
<v Speaker 1>you got coming to you, because why would you let

1041
00:56:48.400 --> 00:56:49.119
<v Speaker 1>her pack for you?

1042
00:56:49.639 --> 00:56:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1043
00:56:50.960 --> 00:56:57.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no way, no way, no fucking yeah, no way. Yeah.

1044
00:56:57.159 --> 00:57:00.280
<v Speaker 3>I did find a story online about Cora releasing Ana

1045
00:57:00.360 --> 00:57:04.239
<v Speaker 3>Conda's in her exes. Yeah, that one was real. So

1046
00:57:05.079 --> 00:57:08.079
<v Speaker 3>the example I gave you guys was, you know, Florida,

1047
00:57:08.239 --> 00:57:11.159
<v Speaker 3>Florida woman let to Anna kind of Ana Conda loosen

1048
00:57:11.239 --> 00:57:14.360
<v Speaker 3>boyfriend's home after she caught him cheating with her mother.

1049
00:57:16.480 --> 00:57:20.719
<v Speaker 3>I'd be so fucked up, dude, what fu what?

1050
00:57:21.320 --> 00:57:21.639
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

1051
00:57:21.800 --> 00:57:23.880
<v Speaker 1>I just want to get pictures how hot it's the mom?

1052
00:57:24.599 --> 00:57:28.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, yeah, right, I mean it's it's either it's

1053
00:57:29.159 --> 00:57:34.320
<v Speaker 3>it's Florida. It's a or B she Polar show way

1054
00:57:34.400 --> 00:57:40.119
<v Speaker 3>work he was doing, which you know, I mean that's

1055
00:57:40.159 --> 00:57:42.320
<v Speaker 3>the premise of Jerry Springer every time, right, is that

1056
00:57:42.480 --> 00:57:45.280
<v Speaker 3>the one one side isn't putting out, so it goes

1057
00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:50.480
<v Speaker 3>somewhere else. Right, So, and that's what Florida is. Florida

1058
00:57:50.559 --> 00:57:53.360
<v Speaker 3>is just one fucking giant Jerry Springer show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's a fair assessment. Yeah.

1060
00:57:57.480 --> 00:57:59.639
<v Speaker 3>Could you guys ever live in Florida?

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00:58:00.880 --> 00:58:02.880
<v Speaker 2>I think so. I don't know. I go back and forth.

1062
00:58:03.000 --> 00:58:05.480
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I'm like yes, and sometimes I'm like fuck no,

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00:58:05.920 --> 00:58:06.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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00:58:07.679 --> 00:58:11.639
<v Speaker 3>There are parts of Florida that are gorgeous, yeah, like gorgeous,

1065
00:58:12.280 --> 00:58:13.880
<v Speaker 3>and then there are other parts that are just hot

1066
00:58:13.960 --> 00:58:18.039
<v Speaker 3>fucking garbage, like you know, like most of Florida. Yeah,

1067
00:58:18.360 --> 00:58:22.920
<v Speaker 3>where there's there's bars. There's bars everywhere on everything that

1068
00:58:23.039 --> 00:58:26.000
<v Speaker 3>can possibly need a bar. In a burger camp. Well,

1069
00:58:26.039 --> 00:58:27.480
<v Speaker 3>I mean think about it, right, So it's like you

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00:58:27.599 --> 00:58:28.559
<v Speaker 3>just said, bars.

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00:58:28.320 --> 00:58:32.159
<v Speaker 1>On everything that could need a bar. There's you're you're

1072
00:58:32.320 --> 00:58:36.159
<v Speaker 1>basically not an island, but you're pretty much close to

1073
00:58:36.280 --> 00:58:41.000
<v Speaker 1>an island. You're surrounded by sharks, you're infested with alligators,

1074
00:58:41.360 --> 00:58:45.239
<v Speaker 1>you got crazy people fucking everywhere, and you got the

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00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:50.039
<v Speaker 1>South right above you. Like what what sounds like?

1076
00:58:50.199 --> 00:58:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1077
00:58:50.440 --> 00:58:51.159
<v Speaker 1>What part of that's?

1078
00:58:51.239 --> 00:58:51.280
<v Speaker 3>Like?

1079
00:58:51.559 --> 00:58:54.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let me go stand Florida. Yeah, I go visit,

1080
00:58:54.840 --> 00:58:55.440
<v Speaker 1>but that's about it.

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00:58:56.400 --> 00:58:59.599
<v Speaker 2>And the North is like so vastly different from the South,

1082
00:58:59.760 --> 00:59:03.360
<v Speaker 2>because is the South is all like super blue, you know,

1083
00:59:03.639 --> 00:59:08.280
<v Speaker 2>and densely populated and a melting pot, and then North

1084
00:59:08.519 --> 00:59:10.559
<v Speaker 2>is just a bunch of people screaming the South will

1085
00:59:10.639 --> 00:59:12.519
<v Speaker 2>rise again. It's like, whoa.

1086
00:59:13.880 --> 00:59:14.719
<v Speaker 3>Vastly different?

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00:59:14.840 --> 00:59:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's crazy.

1088
00:59:15.960 --> 00:59:18.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that Panhandle gets wild wild.

1089
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Like I would love to live there,

1090
00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:24.840
<v Speaker 2>But at the same time, it would be terrible to

1091
00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:28.679
<v Speaker 2>go walking outside and then like you know, having walking

1092
00:59:28.719 --> 00:59:30.920
<v Speaker 2>your dog and then a fucking gator come up. Snatch,

1093
00:59:32.000 --> 00:59:35.079
<v Speaker 2>where did the dog go? There's an anecon in the backyard? Snatch?

1094
00:59:35.760 --> 00:59:38.239
<v Speaker 2>You know? Yeah, is that a fucking Huntsman spider? I

1095
00:59:38.280 --> 00:59:39.559
<v Speaker 2>thought that was only in Australia.

1096
00:59:39.920 --> 00:59:44.039
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's wild. How Florida is so polarizing for that,

1097
00:59:44.280 --> 00:59:47.719
<v Speaker 3>like for all of those reasons, right, any other state,

1098
00:59:48.039 --> 00:59:50.039
<v Speaker 3>if you're like, oh, could you live in New York,

1099
00:59:50.079 --> 00:59:53.119
<v Speaker 3>You're like, eh, you know, yeah, there's probably some parts,

1100
00:59:53.559 --> 00:59:56.960
<v Speaker 3>you know, could you live could you live in Oklahoma?

1101
00:59:58.320 --> 01:00:00.639
<v Speaker 3>There's probably some parts, but you just second you get

1102
01:00:00.679 --> 01:00:02.320
<v Speaker 3>to Florida, you're like, yeah.

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01:00:06.039 --> 01:00:08.440
<v Speaker 2>And it's funny because that one's probably the most realistic

1104
01:00:08.559 --> 01:00:11.079
<v Speaker 2>one for us to actually live in. You know, like, like,

1105
01:00:11.159 --> 01:00:13.079
<v Speaker 2>are we gonna go live in Oklahoma? It's cheap at ship,

1106
01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:15.039
<v Speaker 2>but the tornadoes are terrible and there's nothing to do.

1107
01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:20.039
<v Speaker 2>New York it's so fucking densely popular, king with tornadoes,

1108
01:00:20.079 --> 01:00:22.480
<v Speaker 2>that's all it is. You know, Fucking New York is

1109
01:00:22.559 --> 01:00:24.280
<v Speaker 2>terrible unless you go to the North, and North is

1110
01:00:24.320 --> 01:00:26.280
<v Speaker 2>just bitter cold and country.

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01:00:26.519 --> 01:00:29.000
<v Speaker 3>But you'd rather put up with that than fucking alligators

1112
01:00:29.039 --> 01:00:31.119
<v Speaker 3>and spiders at the size of your face, and you know,

1113
01:00:31.440 --> 01:00:34.039
<v Speaker 3>random trailer park trash that lives in nice homes.

1114
01:00:35.519 --> 01:00:38.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know though, and all kinds of sharks on

1115
01:00:38.719 --> 01:00:44.719
<v Speaker 1>all sides. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean yeah, yeah,

1116
01:00:44.920 --> 01:00:46.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't that.

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01:00:46.280 --> 01:00:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Would make for some great fishing.

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01:00:50.480 --> 01:00:52.480
<v Speaker 3>There actually is some really good fishing off the coast

1119
01:00:52.519 --> 01:00:55.320
<v Speaker 3>of Florida. Yeah, there there is some really good fishing

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01:00:55.320 --> 01:00:55.760
<v Speaker 3>off the coast.

1121
01:00:55.840 --> 01:00:58.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, crabin, all that ship, dude, everything is.

1122
01:00:58.599 --> 01:00:59.320
<v Speaker 3>All right off there.

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01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:08.239
<v Speaker 2>But yeah lobsters, yeah, swimming as they would stay down.

1124
01:01:08.079 --> 01:01:11.480
<v Speaker 3>There, plus hurricanes plus her all the time.

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01:01:11.639 --> 01:01:15.400
<v Speaker 2>Damn. But can you imagine looking out at your like

1126
01:01:15.519 --> 01:01:18.079
<v Speaker 2>fucking mango tree and orange tree and all that shit

1127
01:01:18.159 --> 01:01:20.000
<v Speaker 2>growing in the backyard. It's still there after that, and

1128
01:01:20.079 --> 01:01:23.039
<v Speaker 2>you're like, God, bless America. Goddamn.

1129
01:01:26.599 --> 01:01:30.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh jeez, Florida is literally GTA on hard mode.

1130
01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:33.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is like you start with three stars.

1131
01:01:34.119 --> 01:01:35.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah it is.

1132
01:01:35.599 --> 01:01:37.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh you know, you know I found out something last

1133
01:01:37.719 --> 01:01:40.079
<v Speaker 2>night about GTA. Did you know, Like the concept for

1134
01:01:40.199 --> 01:01:42.719
<v Speaker 2>GTA came up out of Ron Howard's first movie he

1135
01:01:42.800 --> 01:01:45.159
<v Speaker 2>made when he was like a kid. Really he was

1136
01:01:45.199 --> 01:01:47.280
<v Speaker 2>in the seventies. I think he was like twenty years old,

1137
01:01:47.639 --> 01:01:50.159
<v Speaker 2>directed his first movie and it was literally about like

1138
01:01:50.320 --> 01:01:56.039
<v Speaker 2>him dating this girl and borrowing their dad's rolls Royce

1139
01:01:56.280 --> 01:01:58.480
<v Speaker 2>and like taking across country and like the cops are

1140
01:01:58.519 --> 01:02:02.039
<v Speaker 2>chasing them, bounty hunters are chasing um. Yeah. Like and

1141
01:02:02.159 --> 01:02:04.000
<v Speaker 2>then they were like, let's make a video game about that.

1142
01:02:04.039 --> 01:02:06.559
<v Speaker 2>That's fun and then bam, now there's like one of

1143
01:02:06.599 --> 01:02:08.840
<v Speaker 2>the best selling video games of all time, if not

1144
01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:11.800
<v Speaker 2>the best. This is because of Ron Howard's first movie.

1145
01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:17.920
<v Speaker 2>Wow interesting hmm wow wow wow.

1146
01:02:19.880 --> 01:02:21.760
<v Speaker 1>All right, well I guess that can wrap it up.

1147
01:02:21.920 --> 01:02:26.199
<v Speaker 1>We're at that time, right Yeah, so uh that's on

1148
01:02:26.280 --> 01:02:30.119
<v Speaker 1>take one sixty nine. Catch you next week, peace out later,

1149
01:02:30.719 --> 01:02:31.199
<v Speaker 1>catch out.

1150
01:02:33.679 --> 01:02:37.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna lie this move. It was kind of nice.

1151
01:02:37.960 --> 01:02:42.159
<v Speaker 2>You keep playing with your I do, I do like jiggling.

1152
01:02:42.960 --> 01:02:47.079
<v Speaker 2>We don't notice, but you're gonna keep this tab open afterwards, like, oh,

1153
01:02:47.119 --> 01:02:48.679
<v Speaker 2>I've already said a couple of screenshots.

1154
01:02:48.719 --> 01:02:50.639
<v Speaker 3>Don't worry. Yeah, we're good.

1155
01:02:51.599 --> 01:02:52.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you did.

1156
01:02:54.039 --> 01:02:57.960
<v Speaker 3>Hey, what's gray and comes in pints.

1157
01:02:59.679 --> 01:03:00.880
<v Speaker 2>A d? Chris Farley?

1158
01:03:01.119 --> 01:03:04.159
<v Speaker 3>An elephant? Mm hmmm?

1159
01:03:07.119 --> 01:03:10.519
<v Speaker 2>Or the finger at Chili's, you know, or the finger

1160
01:03:10.559 --> 01:03:14.679
<v Speaker 2>in the chili at Wendy's. Chilis the finger. There's some

1161
01:03:14.800 --> 01:03:17.480
<v Speaker 2>elephants at Chili's. There's something getting fingered at the parking

1162
01:03:17.519 --> 01:03:18.119
<v Speaker 2>lot at Chili's.

1163
01:03:18.159 --> 01:03:21.440
<v Speaker 1>But finger in the parking lot of chilies. You ain't

1164
01:03:21.440 --> 01:03:21.920
<v Speaker 1>living life