WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.760 --> 00:00:10.519 The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday. 2 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:17.320 Incredible Ask doctor Jesse Friday. I am unreasonably excited for 3 00:00:17.399 --> 00:00:22.440 the show tonight. Why because the questions were great. Dome's 4 00:00:22.559 --> 00:00:26.519 campaign is going down in flames, and I love it. 5 00:00:26.879 --> 00:00:31.600 We have hilarious voicemails, questions on things like why did 6 00:00:31.640 --> 00:00:33.840 they go with Dome when they knew she was gonna 7 00:00:33.840 --> 00:00:38.000 do worse than Biden? What happens if Democrats try to 8 00:00:38.039 --> 00:00:42.159 not ratify the election? That'll be spicy stuff. What do 9 00:00:42.240 --> 00:00:44.920 you do if you hate your in laws? All that, 10 00:00:45.399 --> 00:00:48.920 so much more coming up tonight on the world famous 11 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:55.320 Jesse Kelly Show. I want to begin here. So the system. 12 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:57.520 We talk about the system all the time. You know 13 00:00:57.560 --> 00:00:59.039 what it is. I'm not going to go through it again. 14 00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:07.400 The hive mind, the elites that run this country. It's evil, 15 00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:10.920 it's wrong, it's America hating, it's frankly communist, and it's 16 00:01:10.920 --> 00:01:15.760 all those things. Let's get past all that. Who runs it? Though? 17 00:01:16.760 --> 00:01:20.599 The system is just kind of a word. Who runs it? Though? Well, 18 00:01:21.959 --> 00:01:24.799 there's no one person who runs it, all right? You 19 00:01:24.799 --> 00:01:27.280 ask someone that and they'll say, George Soros runs it 20 00:01:27.359 --> 00:01:30.719 or or Barack Obama runs it, or Bill Gates runs 21 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:35.120 us something along those lines. Look, the system is a 22 00:01:35.319 --> 00:01:39.159 board of directors, all right, there's a bunch of people 23 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:42.480 on the board. Is Barack Obama in that room if 24 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:44.640 they had meetings? They don't actually have meetings, but if 25 00:01:44.680 --> 00:01:46.879 they had meetings, would Barack Obama be in that room? 26 00:01:46.920 --> 00:01:50.159 Of course? Of course, maybe even the CEO. But he's 27 00:01:50.200 --> 00:01:54.640 not the only one. So there are different people in 28 00:01:54.840 --> 00:02:02.640 different motivations in the system. Now that's the system. Here's something, 29 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:05.760 here's someone else who works for the system. A man 30 00:02:05.879 --> 00:02:12.159 named David Axelrod. David Axelrod, you know, was an Obama guy. 31 00:02:12.759 --> 00:02:15.759 And I don't mean he was just kind of running 32 00:02:15.759 --> 00:02:20.080 the mail room in the Obama White House. David Axelrod 33 00:02:20.159 --> 00:02:25.680 and Barack Obama are joined at the hip, very much so. 34 00:02:26.520 --> 00:02:30.520 And because it's the system. When David Axelrod's time in 35 00:02:30.680 --> 00:02:35.840 politics was over, he moved right on to being a lucrative, 36 00:02:36.319 --> 00:02:40.159 lucratively paid, if the rumors are true, political pundit on 37 00:02:40.240 --> 00:02:46.080 television on CNN. Okay, but David Axelrod is still a 38 00:02:46.120 --> 00:02:52.199 man who very much speaks for the system. When David 39 00:02:52.319 --> 00:02:57.080 Axelrod is saying something. He is saying something that is 40 00:02:57.240 --> 00:03:01.039 system approved. Either he came up with it or someone 41 00:03:01.159 --> 00:03:04.680 gave it to him. The most jaw dropping thing I've 42 00:03:04.759 --> 00:03:08.319 seen in the last forty eight hours from or as 43 00:03:08.400 --> 00:03:12.159 it pertains to the Harris campaign, is actually nothing from 44 00:03:12.240 --> 00:03:16.360 Kamala Harris. Harris. It's not her ridiculous word salad answers. 45 00:03:16.680 --> 00:03:18.840 It's not the town hall stuff, which I will play 46 00:03:18.879 --> 00:03:21.439 a little of the thing that made me sit up 47 00:03:21.479 --> 00:03:24.479 in my chair and I replayed it five times, was 48 00:03:24.599 --> 00:03:27.680 this as I was sitting in my recliner yesterday. 49 00:03:27.919 --> 00:03:30.439 The things that would concern me is when she doesn't 50 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:34.400 want to answer a question. Her habit is to kind 51 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:36.960 of go to world word salad city, and she did 52 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:39.240 that on a couple of answers. One was on Israel, 53 00:03:39.319 --> 00:03:41.520 Anderson asked a direct question, would you be stronger on 54 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:42.840 Israel than yeah? 55 00:03:42.879 --> 00:03:47.919 Yeah. We don't have to go into his explanation. David Axelrod, 56 00:03:48.400 --> 00:03:52.360 less than two weeks before election day, goes on national 57 00:03:52.439 --> 00:03:57.919 television on CNN and does not campaign for Kamala Harris. 58 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:02.039 He does not pay her comfort laments. He goes on 59 00:04:02.159 --> 00:04:07.400 national television and calls her what word salad? City, and 60 00:04:07.520 --> 00:04:10.240 of course, of course she is. Look what he said 61 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:10.639 was that. 62 00:04:10.560 --> 00:04:13.199 When you've ever heard the former president and made a mistake, 63 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:16.360 a lot of politicians don't. Is there something you can 64 00:04:16.399 --> 00:04:18.680 point to in your life, political life, or in your 65 00:04:18.720 --> 00:04:20.920 life in the last four years that you think is 66 00:04:20.920 --> 00:04:22.800 a mistake that you have learned from. 67 00:04:25.040 --> 00:04:31.279 I mean, I've made many mistakes, and they range from 68 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:34.600 you know, if you've ever parented a child, you know 69 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:36.759 you make lots of mistakes too. 70 00:04:37.120 --> 00:04:38.600 Come on here s doesn't have any kids. 71 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:42.560 In my role as vice president, I mean, I've probably 72 00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:49.079 worked very hard at making sure that I am well 73 00:04:49.519 --> 00:04:53.560 versed on issues, and I think that is very important. 74 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:55.800 It's a mistake not to be well versed on an issue. 75 00:04:55.800 --> 00:04:57.399 I feel can help to answer a question. 76 00:04:59.279 --> 00:05:03.399 Okay, so Axelrod said is true, she's really really bad, 77 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:08.959 But he's not supposed to say it, unless, of course, 78 00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:14.839 the system is out on Kamala Harris. Now back to 79 00:05:14.879 --> 00:05:19.560 the question, why did the system go with Dome? Well, 80 00:05:19.600 --> 00:05:23.560 the system didn't want Dome. The more I hear the 81 00:05:23.720 --> 00:05:29.120 internal politicking inside the Democrat Party, the more this theory 82 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:34.040 holds true, a theory that I've told you about. Others 83 00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:36.199 are are telling you about. I don't want to act 84 00:05:36.240 --> 00:05:39.439 like I'm the inventor of the theory. I'm not. But 85 00:05:39.519 --> 00:05:43.680 the theory is, the intention of the system was to 86 00:05:43.800 --> 00:05:46.920 kick out Joe and Kamala. And you remember, for how 87 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:49.000 long did I say they were going to remove both 88 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:51.519 of them? They were gonna get rid of Joe, and 89 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:53.920 then we're gonna get rid of Dome and they were 90 00:05:53.959 --> 00:05:56.199 gonna go with a newstroom or somebody. How long did 91 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:59.040 I tell you that? And then the coup happened and 92 00:05:59.079 --> 00:06:03.639 they got rid of Joe. Oh but Dome is still there. 93 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:10.240 What happened the theory? The theory is that Joe Biden, 94 00:06:11.199 --> 00:06:16.000 angry that he had just been pushed out, Joe Biden 95 00:06:16.720 --> 00:06:21.000 named Kamala Harris by name in his what we'll call 96 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:23.439 it a resignation letter, his letter that he put out 97 00:06:23.680 --> 00:06:28.319 announcing he wasn't running again. In his resignation letter, Joe 98 00:06:28.360 --> 00:06:32.600 Biden put down Kamala Harris's name, gave her a special 99 00:06:32.680 --> 00:06:35.399 shout out, a special thank you, Yes, good point Chris 100 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:40.279 Jill's letter. Anyway, whoever wrote that letter put Kamala Harris's 101 00:06:40.360 --> 00:06:43.800 name in there on purpose. Remember, Joe drops out of 102 00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:47.000 the race. No one hears from him though for days 103 00:06:47.120 --> 00:06:50.319 he's not seen on camera, no public statement, and then 104 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:53.240 the only thing we get is a letter. It was 105 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:57.800 something like a week this letter pops up online. Hey 106 00:06:57.920 --> 00:07:02.920 I love Kamala Harris, great work. Remember the Biden family, 107 00:07:03.079 --> 00:07:07.120 do you remember this? I remember like it was yesterday. 108 00:07:07.319 --> 00:07:09.639 The system was trying to shove Joe Biden out right. 109 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:14.079 And remember Joe Biden was taking all these White House meetings, 110 00:07:14.079 --> 00:07:17.720 and we knew they were all just threats. Nancy Pelosi 111 00:07:17.839 --> 00:07:19.519 was going to see him, and Chuck Schumer was going 112 00:07:19.560 --> 00:07:21.639 to see him, and Chris Coons was going to see him. 113 00:07:21.639 --> 00:07:23.399 They were all going to see Joe Biden in the 114 00:07:23.399 --> 00:07:31.079 White House. And then Joe Biden had a family meeting. 115 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:35.279 Remember that. I remember it. I remember all the headlines 116 00:07:35.279 --> 00:07:40.959 from it. Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, the Biden family locked shields, 117 00:07:41.439 --> 00:07:44.959 got together and put their heads together for a few days. 118 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:50.000 Eventually it was decided Joe Biden's not running again. Now 119 00:07:50.079 --> 00:07:53.399 you tell me it's the Biden family. You're a bunch 120 00:07:53.399 --> 00:07:58.439 of degenerate scumbags. You've lived your entire life piggybacking off 121 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:01.199 of Joe Biden's political career. That's how you make your money, 122 00:08:01.240 --> 00:08:04.439 that's how you do your thing. And Joe Biden calls 123 00:08:04.480 --> 00:08:07.800 a family meeting and you're all sitting there for two 124 00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:12.120 three days figuring out the strategy. At some point in 125 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:14.360 that room, when you're arguing through the tears and the 126 00:08:14.439 --> 00:08:17.120 yelling and everything else, at some point in that room, 127 00:08:17.120 --> 00:08:20.600 it would have been decided that Joe Biden was dropping out. Okay, 128 00:08:21.000 --> 00:08:23.639 now we know this is the Biden family, we know 129 00:08:23.720 --> 00:08:26.560 how they've earned their living. Now let me ask you something. 130 00:08:27.920 --> 00:08:32.320 Once the decision was made that Joe Biden wasn't going 131 00:08:32.440 --> 00:08:38.759 to run again, you're telling me they didn't start to 132 00:08:39.039 --> 00:08:42.559 dream about hurting the people who push them out. In 133 00:08:42.639 --> 00:08:46.080 some way, you get to the point because all right, 134 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:52.559 dad's not running. What do we do now? You're telling me, Jill, 135 00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:57.960 Maybe Joe himself didn't say, you know what, I came 136 00:08:58.000 --> 00:09:00.320 out of retirement. I ran for president because we're going 137 00:09:00.360 --> 00:09:03.240 to lose to Donald Trump in re election. I've been 138 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:06.360 president of the United States for four years. I've done 139 00:09:06.399 --> 00:09:10.559 everything you've told me to do. I'm now being shoved 140 00:09:10.600 --> 00:09:13.639 out and embarrassed at the end. You know who polls 141 00:09:13.679 --> 00:09:18.759 worse than me, Kamala Harris. Why don't we endorse Harris 142 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:23.159 on the way out the door? Now I made that up. 143 00:09:23.720 --> 00:09:27.080 I've not heard that that conversation happened. I just I 144 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:28.960 want to be clear about that. I tell you when 145 00:09:29.000 --> 00:09:31.679 I know things and when I think things, tell me 146 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:36.600 how far fetched that is. And now we know, we 147 00:09:36.799 --> 00:09:41.039 know that the Harris campaign is on the outs with 148 00:09:41.120 --> 00:09:45.240 virtually everybody. They're fighting with the Bidens because the Bidens 149 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:48.679 are stomping all over her candidacy. She's trying to separate 150 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:51.240 herself from him. He can't run to the camera enough, 151 00:09:51.279 --> 00:09:55.279 telling everyone there together. I think the system wanted her 152 00:09:55.440 --> 00:09:57.600 out too, Like I always told you, I thought they 153 00:09:57.600 --> 00:10:04.080 would want them both out. And Joe Biden's ego vindictiveness, 154 00:10:04.120 --> 00:10:08.399 I don't know, got in the way anyway. Hey, let's 155 00:10:08.480 --> 00:10:10.360 check on the voicemails before we go to the other questions. 156 00:10:10.399 --> 00:10:13.919 It's Jesse Kelly. I'm coming reference so your criminalize activities 157 00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:18.759 connected to Shaquille O'Neal of gang Bangers along with Tesla 158 00:10:18.879 --> 00:10:22.320 giving out one million dollars a day of blood money 159 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:27.080 with attempts on my life because your best walgreens are 160 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:31.159 closing because of the Medicare, Medicaid for in a few 161 00:10:31.240 --> 00:10:35.840 years the medical industry will be at ten trillion dollars, 162 00:10:35.879 --> 00:10:40.919 nothing but a bunch of volts affiliated with Trump. Also 163 00:10:41.080 --> 00:10:46.519 and from a President Bush. You need to return my call, Chris. 164 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:50.480 Did we return her call? It is the Jesse Kelly 165 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:54.320 Show on a Friday. Of course, it's an ass doctor 166 00:10:54.519 --> 00:10:57.559 Jesse Friday. And I'm going to get to the election 167 00:10:57.799 --> 00:11:00.960 not being ratified here and just a moment, we'll touch 168 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:03.679 on that really quickly. Go to your in laws, talk 169 00:11:03.720 --> 00:11:06.879 about mass deportation, the things we do on a Friday. 170 00:11:07.080 --> 00:11:10.360 I'm still laughing about this lady's eve or this lady's voicemail. 171 00:11:10.399 --> 00:11:14.120 Remember you can leave us voicemails too. Eight seven seven 172 00:11:14.279 --> 00:11:18.120 three seven seven four three seven three. I don't understand 173 00:11:18.399 --> 00:11:20.320 the Shaquille O'Neil reference. 174 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:24.039 Jesse Kelly. I'm coming reference. So your criminalize activities connected 175 00:11:24.120 --> 00:11:25.320 to Shaquille O'Neil. 176 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:31.320 What did I do to Shaquille O'Neil, Chris. Maybe he's 177 00:11:31.360 --> 00:11:35.679 a gun smuggler too, what Maybe maybe she thinks we're 178 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:39.639 in cahoots. Okay, So before I get back to the questions, 179 00:11:39.639 --> 00:11:42.480 I have to tell you I have to get it 180 00:11:42.519 --> 00:11:45.159 off my chest. And I know you won't be nice, 181 00:11:45.480 --> 00:11:48.639 but I'm getting it off my chest anyway. In fact, Chris, 182 00:11:49.000 --> 00:11:51.840 you Corey, you guys are dumb because I told you 183 00:11:51.879 --> 00:11:54.399 to remind me. I wanted a new thing for the soundboard, 184 00:11:54.399 --> 00:11:55.879 and so now we're just gonna do this in front 185 00:11:55.919 --> 00:11:59.639 of everybody. Texting me back right away, Chris, the reminder 186 00:11:59.720 --> 00:12:02.639 is not reminding me, okay anyway. So here's what we need. 187 00:12:03.080 --> 00:12:05.759 We need some sort of a what do you radio 188 00:12:05.799 --> 00:12:08.240 people call these things? Is it a starts with an 189 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:12.840 S stinger? Yes? Is it called a stinger. Here's what 190 00:12:12.879 --> 00:12:18.919 I want on the soundboard. My focus is focused. I 191 00:12:18.960 --> 00:12:22.720 want something along the lines of old Jesse or back 192 00:12:22.759 --> 00:12:26.320 in my day or something like that. You understand what 193 00:12:26.360 --> 00:12:28.360 I'm saying. So I'm about to do something like that. 194 00:12:29.120 --> 00:12:30.600 You don't get it. Why does Corey get it and 195 00:12:30.639 --> 00:12:34.759 you don't, Chris, it's not just because he's old. But 196 00:12:36.159 --> 00:12:39.279 we're not old anyway, all right, shut up, Chris. The 197 00:12:39.360 --> 00:12:43.360 other night, not last night because I was sick as 198 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:47.480 a dog, but the night before I got home or 199 00:12:47.679 --> 00:12:49.480 I took off that night on Wednesday night. I don't 200 00:12:49.480 --> 00:12:51.399 know if you could hear it in my voice. I 201 00:12:51.399 --> 00:12:54.679 hope you could not hear it. But on Wednesday, I 202 00:12:54.799 --> 00:12:59.360 wasn't doing that great. So I was driving home and 203 00:12:59.440 --> 00:13:02.279 I just had to get my thoughts cleared up. And 204 00:13:03.240 --> 00:13:06.279 working out helps me do that. It's a healthy outlet. 205 00:13:06.360 --> 00:13:08.559 So I just sometimes I just need to I need 206 00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:10.759 to feel pain. Does that sound weird. I'm sorry if 207 00:13:10.759 --> 00:13:13.080 that sounds weird. I need to hurt, I need to sweat. 208 00:13:13.120 --> 00:13:15.799 I need to feel pain. It helps clear my head. 209 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:18.440 So I got home, saw the wife, saw the kids, 210 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:20.440 and said, guys, I gotta I gotta go for a ruck. 211 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:23.120 So I grabbed my ruck, throw it on and I 212 00:13:23.159 --> 00:13:27.720 go for a ruck. I I didn't kill myself. I 213 00:13:27.759 --> 00:13:29.480 really did not. I didn't hit it that hard. But 214 00:13:29.519 --> 00:13:32.799 I go for a ruck. Get back, sweaty. I do 215 00:13:32.879 --> 00:13:36.200 feel better and doorphins are going okay, good shower, go 216 00:13:36.240 --> 00:13:42.120 to bed. I woke up yesterday morning and my knee 217 00:13:42.279 --> 00:13:46.200 was so stiff. It was it was I could bend it. 218 00:13:46.200 --> 00:13:48.799 It's not that I couldn't bend it, but you almost 219 00:13:48.919 --> 00:13:52.039 feel like something's gonna pop as you're bending it because 220 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:58.240 it's so stiff. And so yesterday I ordered some knee 221 00:13:58.279 --> 00:14:03.919 sleeves Shut up, Chris. The sleeve things that you know, 222 00:14:03.639 --> 00:14:06.559 you know what I'm talking about, the compression type things 223 00:14:06.600 --> 00:14:09.000 that old you know, you see the old guy playing 224 00:14:09.399 --> 00:14:14.440 playing hoops at the gym. I ordered some of those yesterday, 225 00:14:14.759 --> 00:14:17.480 so the stiffness wouldn't be bad. Shut up, Chris, It's 226 00:14:17.519 --> 00:14:19.720 not that bad. A lot of people have them. I'm 227 00:14:19.799 --> 00:14:22.279 so embarrassed. I want to talk about the election. When 228 00:14:22.320 --> 00:14:26.440 Trump is reelected, what happens if he is not ratified? Okay, 229 00:14:29.559 --> 00:14:31.600 I get that. I've had this question before, and I'll 230 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:35.799 be honest, I've avoided answering it because I don't have 231 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:42.320 an answer. I hope, I hope he will be ratified. 232 00:14:43.120 --> 00:14:47.480 But this is the danger with the all in thinking 233 00:14:47.840 --> 00:14:53.200 of the communists, the American communists. Now American Democrats have 234 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:57.039 gone all in with everything, and this happens when they 235 00:14:57.120 --> 00:14:59.519 feel like they're close to the end, when they feel 236 00:14:59.519 --> 00:15:02.480 like they're close to winning completely, they go all in, 237 00:15:03.279 --> 00:15:08.039 all in as in. Trump is the source of all evil. 238 00:15:08.279 --> 00:15:12.320 He is hitler. He is gonna destroy democracy even though 239 00:15:12.360 --> 00:15:15.039 it's not what we are. He's going to kill women. 240 00:15:15.919 --> 00:15:18.720 You hear the things they say, the worst things in 241 00:15:18.759 --> 00:15:25.039 the world. Well, that's so they can justify the terrible 242 00:15:25.120 --> 00:15:28.919 things they've done. That's what every communist has ever done, 243 00:15:29.039 --> 00:15:31.480 every one of them, mouse Dollin, all of them. They 244 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:36.519 all justified their horrific crimes as being necessary. I had 245 00:15:36.559 --> 00:15:39.759 no choice. They were saboteurs. I was saving the country. 246 00:15:39.840 --> 00:15:43.519 I was doing what I could. They've done that to 247 00:15:43.559 --> 00:15:47.679 Trump now for eight years, arresting him, tried to kill 248 00:15:47.759 --> 00:15:53.480 him twice. When you go all in, you will eventually 249 00:15:53.559 --> 00:15:59.919 convince your people and your self that all in is necessary. 250 00:16:01.120 --> 00:16:05.159 And then remember we had Jamie Raskin's comments, Jamie Raskin 251 00:16:05.240 --> 00:16:07.919 when he made those comments, Chris grab those comments, When 252 00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:12.000 Jamie Raskin made those comments, This was not just something 253 00:16:13.360 --> 00:16:16.720 like he was joking with friends at dinner time. If 254 00:16:16.759 --> 00:16:20.159 you look, there's a video of him, he's sitting down. 255 00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:24.320 This is sober, not being over the top. This is 256 00:16:24.480 --> 00:16:29.279 sober Jamie Raskin sitting down around a group of people 257 00:16:29.720 --> 00:16:32.840 talking about how, well, if Trump wins, then we have 258 00:16:32.919 --> 00:16:36.639 to tell his people he's disqualified from the presidency. He was, well, 259 00:16:36.639 --> 00:16:37.679 here was what. 260 00:16:37.720 --> 00:16:40.360 Can be put into the constitution can slip away from 261 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:43.200 you very quickly. And the greatest example going on right 262 00:16:43.279 --> 00:16:45.440 now before our very eyes is section three of the 263 00:16:45.480 --> 00:16:49.279 fourteenth Amendment, which they're just disappearing with a magic wand 264 00:16:49.639 --> 00:16:51.759 as if it doesn't exist, even though it could not 265 00:16:51.879 --> 00:16:55.480 be clearer what it's stating. And so you know, they 266 00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:57.320 want to kick it to Congress. So it's going to 267 00:16:57.360 --> 00:17:01.200 be up to us on January sixth twenty to tell 268 00:17:01.519 --> 00:17:05.559 the rampaging Trump mobs that he's disqualified and then we 269 00:17:05.640 --> 00:17:09.960 need bodyguards for everybody in civil war conditions, all because 270 00:17:10.359 --> 00:17:11.559 deny justices. 271 00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:14.759 I don't know that they will ratify it, and I 272 00:17:14.799 --> 00:17:18.079 don't know that what we do if they don't. It 273 00:17:18.200 --> 00:17:21.519 is the Jesse Kelly Show. Hey, Chris, I think I 274 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:24.839 just made an official ruling. In my mind, I think 275 00:17:24.880 --> 00:17:27.680 at least once every two or three months, it needs 276 00:17:27.720 --> 00:17:30.960 to be beach boy day on the show. No, don't 277 00:17:30.960 --> 00:17:34.119 shake your head, Chris. An entire show of beach boys 278 00:17:34.160 --> 00:17:36.839 coming in, beach boys going out. Why are you being 279 00:17:36.960 --> 00:17:43.319 like this? What? Legally we can't do it? What do 280 00:17:43.359 --> 00:17:47.119 you mean, Chris? We violate laws all the time on 281 00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:49.519 the show. Why can't we break one more? No one's 282 00:17:49.559 --> 00:17:52.319 gonna know, all right, no one's gonna know. Come on, 283 00:17:52.559 --> 00:17:55.079 and it would not be bad. I think you underestimate 284 00:17:55.400 --> 00:17:59.079 I think you underestimate how many hits the Beach Boys had, Chris. 285 00:17:59.240 --> 00:18:02.039 If you go to the greatest Hits album, which I have, 286 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:06.119 it's it's a roster, dude. It is love better than 287 00:18:06.119 --> 00:18:08.880 the Beatles. Jesse, if you disliked your in laws enough, 288 00:18:09.160 --> 00:18:11.759 would you volunteer to go to the corner store any 289 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:15.920 chance you got, even disguising your absence as a drug habit, 290 00:18:17.480 --> 00:18:19.880 rather than admit to your in laws that the idea 291 00:18:19.960 --> 00:18:23.480 of spending Thanksgiving with them drives you crazy and you've 292 00:18:23.480 --> 00:18:28.319 got to exit stage left any chance you get. He says, Uh, Okay, 293 00:18:28.400 --> 00:18:30.160 I can't say I did not say his name, and 294 00:18:30.160 --> 00:18:33.599 I'm not gonna say his name. Okay. So he makes 295 00:18:33.640 --> 00:18:35.960 a funny point, and it is a funny point, but 296 00:18:36.680 --> 00:18:39.000 I'm gonna say, make a couple serious points on this, 297 00:18:39.319 --> 00:18:41.279 and I man, we're gonna get so much hate mail 298 00:18:41.319 --> 00:18:43.319 when I say this. Remember you can email the show 299 00:18:43.519 --> 00:18:49.839 Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. I kind of like 300 00:18:49.960 --> 00:18:54.599 arranged marriages. And here's why. Here's why. He brings up 301 00:18:54.640 --> 00:18:58.400 a good point. I personally lucked out with my in laws, 302 00:18:59.160 --> 00:19:02.519 and I'm not just saying that because they listen. They're 303 00:19:02.599 --> 00:19:06.480 great and they've been great to me, nothing but great 304 00:19:06.519 --> 00:19:09.160 to me. Love you, Corben and Karen. They just they've 305 00:19:09.240 --> 00:19:12.200 always been great to me. So I lucked out with 306 00:19:12.240 --> 00:19:15.079 my in laws. If I needed anything, they would be 307 00:19:15.160 --> 00:19:17.640 there and have been there. If something comes up, I 308 00:19:17.640 --> 00:19:20.279 need to bring Odd with me. Hey, someone come watch 309 00:19:20.279 --> 00:19:22.319 the boys boom they're on a plane, like my in 310 00:19:22.400 --> 00:19:27.000 laws are that way, They're awesome. But I have friends, 311 00:19:27.480 --> 00:19:30.880 and maybe this is you. I have friends who hate 312 00:19:30.920 --> 00:19:34.799 their in laws and their in laws are terrible to them, 313 00:19:35.319 --> 00:19:40.680 and it's not Honestly, it's not funny. It sucks. It 314 00:19:40.920 --> 00:19:45.160 sucks the marriage down. It's hard. It's a conflict. Chris, 315 00:19:45.160 --> 00:19:49.680 are you are you? You're not going through this? Are you? Oh? Allowed? 316 00:19:49.759 --> 00:19:51.599 Are we allowed to talk about this on the air? Chris? 317 00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:57.079 Do you hate your in laws? You haven't spoken to 318 00:19:57.119 --> 00:20:00.400 them in seven years? Oh? That sounds a men. No, 319 00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:03.440 I'm kidding, But you said, Okay, See there's the difference. 320 00:20:03.519 --> 00:20:07.359 Chris said, she hasn't either. Okay, that's different because if 321 00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:10.519 that side of the family's just is strange, that's different. 322 00:20:10.559 --> 00:20:13.000 But if she still wants to get together and you 323 00:20:13.119 --> 00:20:15.759 don't anyway, back to my arranged marriage thing, which I'm 324 00:20:15.759 --> 00:20:17.799 sure will get me all kinds of hate. It's not 325 00:20:17.960 --> 00:20:20.720 that I want the daughter to be. Whenever you say 326 00:20:20.799 --> 00:20:23.359 arranged marriage, people picture you know, you have the daughter 327 00:20:23.480 --> 00:20:25.880 locked up in her room with a veil over her face, 328 00:20:26.319 --> 00:20:29.759 and eventually the first time she's allowed to taste sunshine, 329 00:20:30.160 --> 00:20:34.799 you introduce her to her husband, who's this He's eight 330 00:20:34.880 --> 00:20:37.759 hundred pounds and thirty years older than her. And that's 331 00:20:37.920 --> 00:20:41.319 not at all what I'm trying to say. That's not 332 00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:46.000 at all what I'm trying to say. But getting married, 333 00:20:47.079 --> 00:20:51.160 you very much are joining the two sides of the family, 334 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:56.000 and that worked out great. My folks and my in 335 00:20:56.079 --> 00:20:58.839 laws have vacation together. We've all met in the same 336 00:20:58.880 --> 00:21:01.400 location multiple time. We rent, you know, a little lake 337 00:21:01.440 --> 00:21:05.039 house or something like that, and met and like the 338 00:21:05.079 --> 00:21:10.400 marriage is, it extends beyond the husband and wife, and 339 00:21:10.519 --> 00:21:12.920 there's something else. And I know this is going to 340 00:21:13.000 --> 00:21:15.839 be controversial, but oh well, I'm offending everybody today before 341 00:21:15.880 --> 00:21:17.960 we go back to politics. So let's just lay it 342 00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:28.079 out there. Her background meaning her upbringing, his background, his upbringing. Ladies, 343 00:21:29.480 --> 00:21:34.359 it does matter because your upbringing has so much to 344 00:21:34.440 --> 00:21:36.880 do with who you are and how you turn out. 345 00:21:37.160 --> 00:21:40.920 It's not that you can't overcome a bad upbringing. It's 346 00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:44.599 not that she or he can't overcome a bad upbringing. 347 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:50.599 But if she comes from a solid family, mom, dad 348 00:21:50.799 --> 00:21:56.680 still together, solid people values, she the likelihood of her 349 00:21:56.759 --> 00:22:00.319 being better for you and your children is really really 350 00:22:00.359 --> 00:22:04.680 I and vice versa, ladies. If he's on his third divorce, 351 00:22:05.359 --> 00:22:10.039 Dad ran out on him, Mom smokes crack. Yeah, I 352 00:22:10.079 --> 00:22:12.880 hope he overcame that. And I'm not saying people can't 353 00:22:12.960 --> 00:22:16.880 overcome that. But and you better be careful, which again 354 00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:20.279 goes back to the arranged marriage thing. Yes, they report 355 00:22:20.359 --> 00:22:23.640 higher levels of happiness for a reason. I'm a huge 356 00:22:23.640 --> 00:22:25.200 fan of it. No, I'm not going to try to 357 00:22:25.279 --> 00:22:27.720 arrange my son's marriages, so don't think I'm some kind 358 00:22:27.759 --> 00:22:29.960 of barbarian. I don't even think I would bother, but 359 00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:32.640 I may nudge him one way or the other. Hey, Chris, 360 00:22:32.880 --> 00:22:36.160 I heard her dad owns red Lobster something like that. Anyway, 361 00:22:36.319 --> 00:22:38.920 Dear Jesse, thoughts and prayers my brother, Thank you all, 362 00:22:39.240 --> 00:22:42.839 Thank you all again. Your prayers have been very much 363 00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:46.319 appreciated by my family. Love you so much, you say 364 00:22:46.359 --> 00:22:51.160 mass deportation will not work. How about self deportation. Just 365 00:22:51.240 --> 00:22:53.440 shut off all the funding on these debit cards and 366 00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:59.720 all the benefits to illegals. Okay, So guy also says 367 00:23:00.119 --> 00:23:02.880 paying them the put them up in hotels, things like that. 368 00:23:02.920 --> 00:23:06.200 What say you? And the subject is stop the gravy train, 369 00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:09.720 So let's talk about that. As I've said before, mass 370 00:23:09.759 --> 00:23:13.359 deportation is a pipe dream. It's not something that will happen. 371 00:23:14.200 --> 00:23:17.079 And I've laid out the reasons, of which there are many, 372 00:23:17.119 --> 00:23:19.319 but what he says is actually part of it. So 373 00:23:19.359 --> 00:23:22.799 stay with me. The main reason there won't be mass 374 00:23:22.839 --> 00:23:27.759 deportation is because the GOP will wimp out when the 375 00:23:27.759 --> 00:23:34.079 propaganda campaign ramps up, and the propaganda against deporting people 376 00:23:34.599 --> 00:23:37.319 will be the biggest propaganda campaign you've ever seen in 377 00:23:37.359 --> 00:23:40.720 your life. It will be bigger than the propaganda around COVID. 378 00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:45.720 Because the communist globalists, who now they run the West, 379 00:23:45.759 --> 00:23:48.799 they run the world for the most part. The communist globalists, 380 00:23:49.759 --> 00:23:54.599 they have brought in barbarians on purpose to replace their 381 00:23:54.799 --> 00:23:59.000 pesky citizens who are too patriotic. It's a central part 382 00:23:59.039 --> 00:24:02.640 of their plan. If someone actually tried to reverse that, 383 00:24:03.240 --> 00:24:07.160 the propaganda, it's going to blow you away. When Trump 384 00:24:07.200 --> 00:24:11.160 wins and starts deporting people, the propaganda's going to blow 385 00:24:11.160 --> 00:24:13.839 you away. So I believe Republicans will cave like they 386 00:24:13.880 --> 00:24:15.839 always do when that happens. But let's say they don't. 387 00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:23.559 Let's say they don't. Well, remember, we have essentially communist 388 00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:27.839 areas in the country that are the Soviet Union and 389 00:24:27.880 --> 00:24:32.880 are run that way. We have sanctuary cities, and we 390 00:24:32.960 --> 00:24:35.920 think about this. The sanctuary cities have been around so 391 00:24:36.079 --> 00:24:39.359 long that we don't really process how insane that is. 392 00:24:39.720 --> 00:24:42.480 We have cities within the borders of the United States 393 00:24:42.519 --> 00:24:47.240 of America that have publicly declared that the enforcement the 394 00:24:47.279 --> 00:24:51.720 immigration enforcement laws of this country will not be valid 395 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:56.119 within those cities. That is insane. It's anarchy. Frankly, the 396 00:24:56.240 --> 00:24:58.480 national Guard should have been brought in the first time 397 00:24:58.519 --> 00:25:01.279 a city tried to do it. You cannot have a 398 00:25:01.400 --> 00:25:05.839 city say hey, every illegal come here. You can't have 399 00:25:05.920 --> 00:25:08.680 a country like that. You have to have these immigration 400 00:25:08.799 --> 00:25:12.200 laws and they have to be enforced federally. So even 401 00:25:12.359 --> 00:25:15.920