Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday.
Speaker 1: Incredible Ask doctor Jesse Friday. I am unreasonably excited for
Speaker 1: the show tonight. Why because the questions were great. Dome's
Speaker 1: campaign is going down in flames, and I love it.
Speaker 1: We have hilarious voicemails, questions on things like why did
Speaker 1: they go with Dome when they knew she was gonna
Speaker 1: do worse than Biden? What happens if Democrats try to
Speaker 1: not ratify the election? That'll be spicy stuff. What do
Speaker 1: you do if you hate your in laws? All that,
Speaker 1: so much more coming up tonight on the world famous
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. I want to begin here. So the system.
Speaker 1: We talk about the system all the time. You know
Speaker 1: what it is. I'm not going to go through it again.
Speaker 1: The hive mind, the elites that run this country. It's evil,
Speaker 1: it's wrong, it's America hating, it's frankly communist, and it's
Speaker 1: all those things. Let's get past all that. Who runs it? Though?
Speaker 1: The system is just kind of a word. Who runs it? Though? Well,
Speaker 1: there's no one person who runs it, all right? You
Speaker 1: ask someone that and they'll say, George Soros runs it
Speaker 1: or or Barack Obama runs it, or Bill Gates runs
Speaker 1: us something along those lines. Look, the system is a
Speaker 1: board of directors, all right, there's a bunch of people
Speaker 1: on the board. Is Barack Obama in that room if
Speaker 1: they had meetings? They don't actually have meetings, but if
Speaker 1: they had meetings, would Barack Obama be in that room?
Speaker 1: Of course? Of course, maybe even the CEO. But he's
Speaker 1: not the only one. So there are different people in
Speaker 1: different motivations in the system. Now that's the system. Here's something,
Speaker 1: here's someone else who works for the system. A man
Speaker 1: named David Axelrod. David Axelrod, you know, was an Obama guy.
Speaker 1: And I don't mean he was just kind of running
Speaker 1: the mail room in the Obama White House. David Axelrod
Speaker 1: and Barack Obama are joined at the hip, very much so.
Speaker 1: And because it's the system. When David Axelrod's time in
Speaker 1: politics was over, he moved right on to being a lucrative,
Speaker 1: lucratively paid, if the rumors are true, political pundit on
Speaker 1: television on CNN. Okay, but David Axelrod is still a
Speaker 1: man who very much speaks for the system. When David
Speaker 1: Axelrod is saying something. He is saying something that is
Speaker 1: system approved. Either he came up with it or someone
Speaker 1: gave it to him. The most jaw dropping thing I've
Speaker 1: seen in the last forty eight hours from or as
Speaker 1: it pertains to the Harris campaign, is actually nothing from
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris. Harris. It's not her ridiculous word salad answers.
Speaker 1: It's not the town hall stuff, which I will play
Speaker 1: a little of the thing that made me sit up
Speaker 1: in my chair and I replayed it five times, was
Speaker 1: this as I was sitting in my recliner yesterday.
Speaker 2: The things that would concern me is when she doesn't
Speaker 2: want to answer a question. Her habit is to kind
Speaker 2: of go to world word salad city, and she did
Speaker 2: that on a couple of answers. One was on Israel,
Speaker 2: Anderson asked a direct question, would you be stronger on
Speaker 2: Israel than yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah. We don't have to go into his explanation. David Axelrod,
Speaker 1: less than two weeks before election day, goes on national
Speaker 1: television on CNN and does not campaign for Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1: He does not pay her comfort laments. He goes on
Speaker 1: national television and calls her what word salad? City, and
Speaker 1: of course, of course she is. Look what he said
Speaker 1: was that.
Speaker 3: When you've ever heard the former president and made a mistake,
Speaker 3: a lot of politicians don't. Is there something you can
Speaker 3: point to in your life, political life, or in your
Speaker 3: life in the last four years that you think is
Speaker 3: a mistake that you have learned from.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've made many mistakes, and they range from
Speaker 4: you know, if you've ever parented a child, you know
Speaker 4: you make lots of mistakes too.
Speaker 1: Come on here s doesn't have any kids.
Speaker 4: In my role as vice president, I mean, I've probably
Speaker 4: worked very hard at making sure that I am well
Speaker 4: versed on issues, and I think that is very important.
Speaker 4: It's a mistake not to be well versed on an issue.
Speaker 4: I feel can help to answer a question.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Axelrod said is true, she's really really bad,
Speaker 1: But he's not supposed to say it, unless, of course,
Speaker 1: the system is out on Kamala Harris. Now back to
Speaker 1: the question, why did the system go with Dome? Well,
Speaker 1: the system didn't want Dome. The more I hear the
Speaker 1: internal politicking inside the Democrat Party, the more this theory
Speaker 1: holds true, a theory that I've told you about. Others
Speaker 1: are are telling you about. I don't want to act
Speaker 1: like I'm the inventor of the theory. I'm not. But
Speaker 1: the theory is, the intention of the system was to
Speaker 1: kick out Joe and Kamala. And you remember, for how
Speaker 1: long did I say they were going to remove both
Speaker 1: of them? They were gonna get rid of Joe, and
Speaker 1: then we're gonna get rid of Dome and they were
Speaker 1: gonna go with a newstroom or somebody. How long did
Speaker 1: I tell you that? And then the coup happened and
Speaker 1: they got rid of Joe. Oh but Dome is still there.
Speaker 1: What happened the theory? The theory is that Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: angry that he had just been pushed out, Joe Biden
Speaker 1: named Kamala Harris by name in his what we'll call
Speaker 1: it a resignation letter, his letter that he put out
Speaker 1: announcing he wasn't running again. In his resignation letter, Joe
Speaker 1: Biden put down Kamala Harris's name, gave her a special
Speaker 1: shout out, a special thank you, Yes, good point Chris
Speaker 1: Jill's letter. Anyway, whoever wrote that letter put Kamala Harris's
Speaker 1: name in there on purpose. Remember, Joe drops out of
Speaker 1: the race. No one hears from him though for days
Speaker 1: he's not seen on camera, no public statement, and then
Speaker 1: the only thing we get is a letter. It was
Speaker 1: something like a week this letter pops up online. Hey
Speaker 1: I love Kamala Harris, great work. Remember the Biden family,
Speaker 1: do you remember this? I remember like it was yesterday.
Speaker 1: The system was trying to shove Joe Biden out right.
Speaker 1: And remember Joe Biden was taking all these White House meetings,
Speaker 1: and we knew they were all just threats. Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 1: was going to see him, and Chuck Schumer was going
Speaker 1: to see him, and Chris Coons was going to see him.
Speaker 1: They were all going to see Joe Biden in the
Speaker 1: White House. And then Joe Biden had a family meeting.
Speaker 1: Remember that. I remember it. I remember all the headlines
Speaker 1: from it. Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, the Biden family locked shields,
Speaker 1: got together and put their heads together for a few days.
Speaker 1: Eventually it was decided Joe Biden's not running again. Now
Speaker 1: you tell me it's the Biden family. You're a bunch
Speaker 1: of degenerate scumbags. You've lived your entire life piggybacking off
Speaker 1: of Joe Biden's political career. That's how you make your money,
Speaker 1: that's how you do your thing. And Joe Biden calls
Speaker 1: a family meeting and you're all sitting there for two
Speaker 1: three days figuring out the strategy. At some point in
Speaker 1: that room, when you're arguing through the tears and the
Speaker 1: yelling and everything else, at some point in that room,
Speaker 1: it would have been decided that Joe Biden was dropping out. Okay,
Speaker 1: now we know this is the Biden family, we know
Speaker 1: how they've earned their living. Now let me ask you something.
Speaker 1: Once the decision was made that Joe Biden wasn't going
Speaker 1: to run again, you're telling me they didn't start to
Speaker 1: dream about hurting the people who push them out. In
Speaker 1: some way, you get to the point because all right,
Speaker 1: dad's not running. What do we do now? You're telling me, Jill,
Speaker 1: Maybe Joe himself didn't say, you know what, I came
Speaker 1: out of retirement. I ran for president because we're going
Speaker 1: to lose to Donald Trump in re election. I've been
Speaker 1: president of the United States for four years. I've done
Speaker 1: everything you've told me to do. I'm now being shoved
Speaker 1: out and embarrassed at the end. You know who polls
Speaker 1: worse than me, Kamala Harris. Why don't we endorse Harris
Speaker 1: on the way out the door? Now I made that up.
Speaker 1: I've not heard that that conversation happened. I just I
Speaker 1: want to be clear about that. I tell you when
Speaker 1: I know things and when I think things, tell me
Speaker 1: how far fetched that is. And now we know, we
Speaker 1: know that the Harris campaign is on the outs with
Speaker 1: virtually everybody. They're fighting with the Bidens because the Bidens
Speaker 1: are stomping all over her candidacy. She's trying to separate
Speaker 1: herself from him. He can't run to the camera enough,
Speaker 1: telling everyone there together. I think the system wanted her
Speaker 1: out too, Like I always told you, I thought they
Speaker 1: would want them both out. And Joe Biden's ego vindictiveness,
Speaker 1: I don't know, got in the way anyway. Hey, let's
Speaker 1: check on the voicemails before we go to the other questions.
Speaker 5: It's Jesse Kelly. I'm coming reference so your criminalize activities
Speaker 5: connected to Shaquille O'Neal of gang Bangers along with Tesla
Speaker 5: giving out one million dollars a day of blood money
Speaker 5: with attempts on my life because your best walgreens are
Speaker 5: closing because of the Medicare, Medicaid for in a few
Speaker 5: years the medical industry will be at ten trillion dollars,
Speaker 5: nothing but a bunch of volts affiliated with Trump. Also
Speaker 5: and from a President Bush. You need to return my call, Chris.
Speaker 1: Did we return her call? It is the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a Friday. Of course, it's an ass doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. And I'm going to get to the election
Speaker 1: not being ratified here and just a moment, we'll touch
Speaker 1: on that really quickly. Go to your in laws, talk
Speaker 1: about mass deportation, the things we do on a Friday.
Speaker 1: I'm still laughing about this lady's eve or this lady's voicemail.
Speaker 1: Remember you can leave us voicemails too. Eight seven seven
Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three. I don't understand
Speaker 1: the Shaquille O'Neil reference.
Speaker 5: Jesse Kelly. I'm coming reference. So your criminalize activities connected
Speaker 5: to Shaquille O'Neil.
Speaker 1: What did I do to Shaquille O'Neil, Chris. Maybe he's
Speaker 1: a gun smuggler too, what Maybe maybe she thinks we're
Speaker 1: in cahoots. Okay, So before I get back to the questions,
Speaker 1: I have to tell you I have to get it
Speaker 1: off my chest. And I know you won't be nice,
Speaker 1: but I'm getting it off my chest anyway. In fact, Chris,
Speaker 1: you Corey, you guys are dumb because I told you
Speaker 1: to remind me. I wanted a new thing for the soundboard,
Speaker 1: and so now we're just gonna do this in front
Speaker 1: of everybody. Texting me back right away, Chris, the reminder
Speaker 1: is not reminding me, okay anyway. So here's what we need.
Speaker 1: We need some sort of a what do you radio
Speaker 1: people call these things? Is it a starts with an
Speaker 1: S stinger? Yes? Is it called a stinger. Here's what
Speaker 1: I want on the soundboard. My focus is focused. I
Speaker 1: want something along the lines of old Jesse or back
Speaker 1: in my day or something like that. You understand what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I'm about to do something like that.
Speaker 1: You don't get it. Why does Corey get it and
Speaker 1: you don't, Chris, it's not just because he's old. But
Speaker 1: we're not old anyway, all right, shut up, Chris. The
Speaker 1: other night, not last night because I was sick as
Speaker 1: a dog, but the night before I got home or
Speaker 1: I took off that night on Wednesday night. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you could hear it in my voice. I
Speaker 1: hope you could not hear it. But on Wednesday, I
Speaker 1: wasn't doing that great. So I was driving home and
Speaker 1: I just had to get my thoughts cleared up. And
Speaker 1: working out helps me do that. It's a healthy outlet.
Speaker 1: So I just sometimes I just need to I need
Speaker 1: to feel pain. Does that sound weird. I'm sorry if
Speaker 1: that sounds weird. I need to hurt, I need to sweat.
Speaker 1: I need to feel pain. It helps clear my head.
Speaker 1: So I got home, saw the wife, saw the kids,
Speaker 1: and said, guys, I gotta I gotta go for a ruck.
Speaker 1: So I grabbed my ruck, throw it on and I
Speaker 1: go for a ruck. I I didn't kill myself. I
Speaker 1: really did not. I didn't hit it that hard. But
Speaker 1: I go for a ruck. Get back, sweaty. I do
Speaker 1: feel better and doorphins are going okay, good shower, go
Speaker 1: to bed. I woke up yesterday morning and my knee
Speaker 1: was so stiff. It was it was I could bend it.
Speaker 1: It's not that I couldn't bend it, but you almost
Speaker 1: feel like something's gonna pop as you're bending it because
Speaker 1: it's so stiff. And so yesterday I ordered some knee
Speaker 1: sleeves Shut up, Chris. The sleeve things that you know,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about, the compression type things
Speaker 1: that old you know, you see the old guy playing
Speaker 1: playing hoops at the gym. I ordered some of those yesterday,
Speaker 1: so the stiffness wouldn't be bad. Shut up, Chris, It's
Speaker 1: not that bad. A lot of people have them. I'm
Speaker 1: so embarrassed. I want to talk about the election. When
Speaker 1: Trump is reelected, what happens if he is not ratified? Okay,
Speaker 1: I get that. I've had this question before, and I'll
Speaker 1: be honest, I've avoided answering it because I don't have
Speaker 1: an answer. I hope, I hope he will be ratified.
Speaker 1: But this is the danger with the all in thinking
Speaker 1: of the communists, the American communists. Now American Democrats have
Speaker 1: gone all in with everything, and this happens when they
Speaker 1: feel like they're close to the end, when they feel
Speaker 1: like they're close to winning completely, they go all in,
Speaker 1: all in as in. Trump is the source of all evil.
Speaker 1: He is hitler. He is gonna destroy democracy even though
Speaker 1: it's not what we are. He's going to kill women.
Speaker 1: You hear the things they say, the worst things in
Speaker 1: the world. Well, that's so they can justify the terrible
Speaker 1: things they've done. That's what every communist has ever done,
Speaker 1: every one of them, mouse Dollin, all of them. They
Speaker 1: all justified their horrific crimes as being necessary. I had
Speaker 1: no choice. They were saboteurs. I was saving the country.
Speaker 1: I was doing what I could. They've done that to
Speaker 1: Trump now for eight years, arresting him, tried to kill
Speaker 1: him twice. When you go all in, you will eventually
Speaker 1: convince your people and your self that all in is necessary.
Speaker 1: And then remember we had Jamie Raskin's comments, Jamie Raskin
Speaker 1: when he made those comments, Chris grab those comments, When
Speaker 1: Jamie Raskin made those comments, This was not just something
Speaker 1: like he was joking with friends at dinner time. If
Speaker 1: you look, there's a video of him, he's sitting down.
Speaker 1: This is sober, not being over the top. This is
Speaker 1: sober Jamie Raskin sitting down around a group of people
Speaker 1: talking about how, well, if Trump wins, then we have
Speaker 1: to tell his people he's disqualified from the presidency. He was, well,
Speaker 1: here was what.
Speaker 6: Can be put into the constitution can slip away from
Speaker 6: you very quickly. And the greatest example going on right
Speaker 6: now before our very eyes is section three of the
Speaker 6: fourteenth Amendment, which they're just disappearing with a magic wand
Speaker 6: as if it doesn't exist, even though it could not
Speaker 6: be clearer what it's stating. And so you know, they
Speaker 6: want to kick it to Congress. So it's going to
Speaker 6: be up to us on January sixth twenty to tell
Speaker 6: the rampaging Trump mobs that he's disqualified and then we
Speaker 6: need bodyguards for everybody in civil war conditions, all because
Speaker 6: deny justices.
Speaker 1: I don't know that they will ratify it, and I
Speaker 1: don't know that what we do if they don't. It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. Hey, Chris, I think I
Speaker 1: just made an official ruling. In my mind, I think
Speaker 1: at least once every two or three months, it needs
Speaker 1: to be beach boy day on the show. No, don't
Speaker 1: shake your head, Chris. An entire show of beach boys
Speaker 1: coming in, beach boys going out. Why are you being
Speaker 1: like this? What? Legally we can't do it? What do
Speaker 1: you mean, Chris? We violate laws all the time on
Speaker 1: the show. Why can't we break one more? No one's
Speaker 1: gonna know, all right, no one's gonna know. Come on,
Speaker 1: and it would not be bad. I think you underestimate
Speaker 1: I think you underestimate how many hits the Beach Boys had, Chris.
Speaker 1: If you go to the greatest Hits album, which I have,
Speaker 1: it's it's a roster, dude. It is love better than
Speaker 1: the Beatles. Jesse, if you disliked your in laws enough,
Speaker 1: would you volunteer to go to the corner store any
Speaker 1: chance you got, even disguising your absence as a drug habit,
Speaker 1: rather than admit to your in laws that the idea
Speaker 1: of spending Thanksgiving with them drives you crazy and you've
Speaker 1: got to exit stage left any chance you get. He says, Uh, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't say I did not say his name, and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say his name. Okay. So he makes
Speaker 1: a funny point, and it is a funny point, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, make a couple serious points on this,
Speaker 1: and I man, we're gonna get so much hate mail
Speaker 1: when I say this. Remember you can email the show
Speaker 1: Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. I kind of like
Speaker 1: arranged marriages. And here's why. Here's why. He brings up
Speaker 1: a good point. I personally lucked out with my in laws,
Speaker 1: and I'm not just saying that because they listen. They're
Speaker 1: great and they've been great to me, nothing but great
Speaker 1: to me. Love you, Corben and Karen. They just they've
Speaker 1: always been great to me. So I lucked out with
Speaker 1: my in laws. If I needed anything, they would be
Speaker 1: there and have been there. If something comes up, I
Speaker 1: need to bring Odd with me. Hey, someone come watch
Speaker 1: the boys boom they're on a plane, like my in
Speaker 1: laws are that way, They're awesome. But I have friends,
Speaker 1: and maybe this is you. I have friends who hate
Speaker 1: their in laws and their in laws are terrible to them,
Speaker 1: and it's not Honestly, it's not funny. It sucks. It
Speaker 1: sucks the marriage down. It's hard. It's a conflict. Chris,
Speaker 1: are you are you? You're not going through this? Are you? Oh? Allowed?
Speaker 1: Are we allowed to talk about this on the air? Chris?
Speaker 1: Do you hate your in laws? You haven't spoken to
Speaker 1: them in seven years? Oh? That sounds a men. No,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, But you said, Okay, See there's the difference.
Speaker 1: Chris said, she hasn't either. Okay, that's different because if
Speaker 1: that side of the family's just is strange, that's different.
Speaker 1: But if she still wants to get together and you
Speaker 1: don't anyway, back to my arranged marriage thing, which I'm
Speaker 1: sure will get me all kinds of hate. It's not
Speaker 1: that I want the daughter to be. Whenever you say
Speaker 1: arranged marriage, people picture you know, you have the daughter
Speaker 1: locked up in her room with a veil over her face,
Speaker 1: and eventually the first time she's allowed to taste sunshine,
Speaker 1: you introduce her to her husband, who's this He's eight
Speaker 1: hundred pounds and thirty years older than her. And that's
Speaker 1: not at all what I'm trying to say. That's not
Speaker 1: at all what I'm trying to say. But getting married,
Speaker 1: you very much are joining the two sides of the family,
Speaker 1: and that worked out great. My folks and my in
Speaker 1: laws have vacation together. We've all met in the same
Speaker 1: location multiple time. We rent, you know, a little lake
Speaker 1: house or something like that, and met and like the
Speaker 1: marriage is, it extends beyond the husband and wife, and
Speaker 1: there's something else. And I know this is going to
Speaker 1: be controversial, but oh well, I'm offending everybody today before
Speaker 1: we go back to politics. So let's just lay it
Speaker 1: out there. Her background meaning her upbringing, his background, his upbringing. Ladies,
Speaker 1: it does matter because your upbringing has so much to
Speaker 1: do with who you are and how you turn out.
Speaker 1: It's not that you can't overcome a bad upbringing. It's
Speaker 1: not that she or he can't overcome a bad upbringing.
Speaker 1: But if she comes from a solid family, mom, dad
Speaker 1: still together, solid people values, she the likelihood of her
Speaker 1: being better for you and your children is really really
Speaker 1: I and vice versa, ladies. If he's on his third divorce,
Speaker 1: Dad ran out on him, Mom smokes crack. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: hope he overcame that. And I'm not saying people can't
Speaker 1: overcome that. But and you better be careful, which again
Speaker 1: goes back to the arranged marriage thing. Yes, they report
Speaker 1: higher levels of happiness for a reason. I'm a huge
Speaker 1: fan of it. No, I'm not going to try to
Speaker 1: arrange my son's marriages, so don't think I'm some kind
Speaker 1: of barbarian. I don't even think I would bother, but
Speaker 1: I may nudge him one way or the other. Hey, Chris,
Speaker 1: I heard her dad owns red Lobster something like that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Dear Jesse, thoughts and prayers my brother, Thank you all,
Speaker 1: Thank you all again. Your prayers have been very much
Speaker 1: appreciated by my family. Love you so much, you say
Speaker 1: mass deportation will not work. How about self deportation. Just
Speaker 1: shut off all the funding on these debit cards and
Speaker 1: all the benefits to illegals. Okay, So guy also says
Speaker 1: paying them the put them up in hotels, things like that.
Speaker 1: What say you? And the subject is stop the gravy train,
Speaker 1: So let's talk about that. As I've said before, mass
Speaker 1: deportation is a pipe dream. It's not something that will happen.
Speaker 1: And I've laid out the reasons, of which there are many,
Speaker 1: but what he says is actually part of it. So
Speaker 1: stay with me. The main reason there won't be mass
Speaker 1: deportation is because the GOP will wimp out when the
Speaker 1: propaganda campaign ramps up, and the propaganda against deporting people
Speaker 1: will be the biggest propaganda campaign you've ever seen in
Speaker 1: your life. It will be bigger than the propaganda around COVID.
Speaker 1: Because the communist globalists, who now they run the West,
Speaker 1: they run the world for the most part. The communist globalists,
Speaker 1: they have brought in barbarians on purpose to replace their
Speaker 1: pesky citizens who are too patriotic. It's a central part
Speaker 1: of their plan. If someone actually tried to reverse that,
Speaker 1: the propaganda, it's going to blow you away. When Trump
Speaker 1: wins and starts deporting people, the propaganda's going to blow
Speaker 1: you away. So I believe Republicans will cave like they
Speaker 1: always do when that happens. But let's say they don't.
Speaker 1: Let's say they don't. Well, remember, we have essentially communist
Speaker 1: areas in the country that are the Soviet Union and
Speaker 1: are run that way. We have sanctuary cities, and we
Speaker 1: think about this. The sanctuary cities have been around so
Speaker 1: long that we don't really process how insane that is.
Speaker 1: We have cities within the borders of the United States
Speaker 1: of America that have publicly declared that the enforcement the
Speaker 1: immigration enforcement laws of this country will not be valid
Speaker 1: within those cities. That is insane. It's anarchy. Frankly, the
Speaker 1: national Guard should have been brought in the first time
Speaker 1: a city tried to do it. You cannot have a
Speaker 1: city say hey, every illegal come here. You can't have
Speaker 1: a country like that. You have to have these immigration
Speaker 1: laws and they have to be enforced federally. So even
Speaker 1: if let's assume let's give him the ultimate benefit of
Speaker 1: the doubt and say Trump wants to start deporting people
Speaker 1: in mass and not well, jash dere kreminos, none of
Speaker 1: that weakness, All of them must go. Let's say he
Speaker 1: attempts to start that. How quickly does California lock shields
Speaker 1: against it? How quickly does New York City lock shields
Speaker 1: against it? How quickly do these blue enclaves lock shields
Speaker 1: and try to stop it? And they will stop it?
Speaker 1: A lot of it. And that goes back to your
Speaker 1: question self deportation, stop the gravy train. We will say things,
Speaker 1: and it's not a dumb concept. I'm not making fun
Speaker 1: of you, but we'll say things like, well, just stop
Speaker 1: the gravy train. Yeah, but who's gonna stop that? The
Speaker 1: gravy train is not by the presidency Donald Trump, he
Speaker 1: can stop some of it, but so much of this
Speaker 1: gravy train, if you will, is funded by communist groups
Speaker 1: both nationally and internationally, where they fund the legal protections,
Speaker 1: they fund the NGOs who bring these people here. It's
Speaker 1: not as if Donald Trump or anybody can walk into
Speaker 1: the White House and wave his magic wand and quote
Speaker 1: stop the gravy train. The gravy train for these illegals,
Speaker 1: the organizations that are bringing these illegals in it is
Speaker 1: vast that is a vast network and hugely funded. Just
Speaker 1: stop the gravy train. Sounds easy, and yes, that would work.
Speaker 1: I should Your idea is not dumb. It would work.
Speaker 1: But it's not like there's just one spigot you have
Speaker 1: to turn off. All right, all right, let's talk about
Speaker 1: WW three. Someone says it's already begun. Should you vote
Speaker 1: early or should you wait on election day? Let's also
Speaker 1: talk about the if CJ Why because it rhymed with
Speaker 1: what I was just saying, and I like to do that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it flows right off the tongue. And it makes
Speaker 1: Chris jealous that I can do that because he cannot
Speaker 1: the International Fellowship of Me and Chris, I'm sorry. Of
Speaker 1: Christians and Jews. What do they do well? They keep
Speaker 1: people alive, It's what they do. People in Israel live
Speaker 1: in a war zone. Now, talk about World War three?
Speaker 1: Is it beginning in certain parts of the world like Israel?
Speaker 1: You are pretty sure it's already already begun as the
Speaker 1: rockets rained down, and as you're fleeing work to go
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Speaker 7: I was just curious as to how this nation is
Speaker 7: going to celebrate his two hundred and fiftieth birthday in
Speaker 7: twenty twenty six. I guess that would depend on who
Speaker 7: is in charge and who cares about America and who
Speaker 7: does not. And I'm also curious as to what form
Speaker 7: and context those celebrations are going to take place in.
Speaker 7: I don't know if anybody else has thought about that,
Speaker 7: But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what we'll do. You know it, Look,
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy and what's really really sad is
Speaker 1: he brings up a good point. If Trump is in
Speaker 1: office for two point fifty, you know it's going to
Speaker 1: be over the top. It might be in Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 1: I don't know where it's going to be. That it's
Speaker 1: going to be over the top, in wild and awesome
Speaker 1: in a way that only Trump will. And Trump will
Speaker 1: probably do something to troll the left. He will probably
Speaker 1: bring in tanks or something. Who knows something, But it's
Speaker 1: going to be amazing, absolutely amazing. In case you're wondering
Speaker 1: what I'm going to be doing last time I was
Speaker 1: in Florida. Wow, I don't even think I told you
Speaker 1: about this, did I? I didn't tell you about this. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you something else. Cool. So my dad, you know,
Speaker 1: my dad just passed away, and his birthday is November second, Okay,
Speaker 1: And it was going to be his seventieth birthday. You
Speaker 1: want to know, you want to know how good God
Speaker 1: is to me, My sister and I and my mother,
Speaker 1: we were well, and my wife and two sons. We
Speaker 1: were going to fly him down to Florida for his
Speaker 1: seventieth birthday. Never done anything like that for him ever,
Speaker 1: you know, for birthdays, fly him down to Florida and
Speaker 1: surprise him, put him up in a nice hotel for
Speaker 1: a couple of days, and take him out on a
Speaker 1: boat charter some you know, yacht or boat or something
Speaker 1: like that for a few hours and take him out
Speaker 1: on a boat. And we had booked it for November
Speaker 1: second birthday, and then, like a dummy back when we
Speaker 1: booked it, I didn't realize that that was election day.
Speaker 1: I can't be taken off on election day and things
Speaker 1: like that, So I scramble. I have to call my sister,
Speaker 1: call my mom, call everybody. We had to reschedule the
Speaker 1: trip and we rescheduled it for was it last month, Chris?
Speaker 1: I think it was last month. We rescheduled it. We
Speaker 1: moved it back, and we flew him down there for
Speaker 1: I think it was just a weekend, two three days,
Speaker 1: super nice resort and rented a boat and took him
Speaker 1: out on a boat. But we took him down there
Speaker 1: and got to do that with him before he died.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't have made it because he didn't make November second.
Speaker 1: How freaking cool is that I have that memory with
Speaker 1: my dad. That's one two. While we took him out
Speaker 1: on the boat down there, I saw a pizza delivery boat. Chris,
Speaker 1: you don't understand, Chris. That explain we were cruising that
Speaker 1: we're just in this look. It's nothing two fancy, but
Speaker 1: it's pretty nice. It was a nice boat, and we
Speaker 1: rented and we had some meatballs and stuff there for
Speaker 1: my dad to munch on. And we're cruising in Florida,
Speaker 1: and there was this place in Florida where it's the ocean, right,
Speaker 1: it's the bay. It's more the Inland Waterway, but everyone
Speaker 1: is standing because the water is only a foot foot
Speaker 1: and a half deep. And I don't mean in a
Speaker 1: little spot. It's like in the middle of the water.
Speaker 1: There were two three hundred people there, and people were
Speaker 1: on the beach grilling out. And I really feel like
Speaker 1: I need to be there because I saw a pizza
Speaker 1: delivery boat cruising around delivering pizzas I need pizza to what, Chris,
Speaker 1: what it wasn't that loud? It would be pretty loud.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, it would be loud. Well, I can
Speaker 1: show up and get a pizza and leave. It's no
Speaker 1: big deal. It's yeah, of course. Jesse guy named Ralph
Speaker 1: Smart Infinite Waters. I don't know who that is, but
Speaker 1: he sounds smart. Chris what? Ralph Smart suggested that WAW
Speaker 1: three has already begun and that war is a war
Speaker 1: on the mind. From what I can see around him,
Speaker 1: I think I can get on board with that idea.
Speaker 1: What say you a war on the mind? You know
Speaker 1: who Michael Brazinski is. She's the other half of Joe
Speaker 1: Scarborough and that embarrassing show on MSNBC. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would say a war on
Speaker 1: the mind that I don't know that that's unfair to
Speaker 1: say that. I don't think I would describe it that way,
Speaker 1: but most definitely a war on the weak mind. Listen
Speaker 1: to Michaeh Brazinski, Listen to how these people talk, and
Speaker 1: think how many young, dumb women believe this craft.
Speaker 8: This is what voters know right now that he is
Speaker 8: killing us. I'm talking about us women. He's killing us.
Speaker 8: He is putting us at risk, he is making us
Speaker 8: afraid to have babies, he is putting our reproductive health
Speaker 8: at risk. And some women have died already because of this.
Speaker 8: So we can see right now what's coming. These headlines
Speaker 8: and very good reporting, by the way, that shouldn't be
Speaker 8: questioned by idiots about what Trump has said about Hitler.
Speaker 8: That's incredibly important to know.
Speaker 1: So I know that didn't work on you. I'm not
Speaker 1: worried about that. But think for a moment, if you're
Speaker 1: sitting at home and maybe you're one of these super
Speaker 1: freak street animals on the Democrat side, or maybe you're
Speaker 1: just a young lady who didn't have good guidance from
Speaker 1: your parents and you're hearing this crap at home, how
Speaker 1: quickly could you turn radicalized based on the most untrue,
Speaker 1: over the top descriptions like you just heard right there
Speaker 1: and that was Look, it's one example. In all fairness
Speaker 1: to Micah, we could do this for nine thousand hours,
Speaker 1: playing this over the top stuff where they simply lie
Speaker 1: at all times to women, they lie to everybody. Everything
Speaker 1: is a lie, everything's over the top, everything's hitler, everything's
Speaker 1: a threat to democracy. And we wonder why people have
Speaker 1: tried to blow Donald Trump's head off twice. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: never did answer the question back to the question, you
Speaker 1: know Trump's two fifty celebration will be over the top
Speaker 1: and awesome, and if Kamala Harris wins her two fifty,
Speaker 1: over the top celebration will feature trainings, I guarantee you
Speaker 1: it will. Chris, write that down. I guarantee it will.
Speaker 1: Because we have two completely different Americas now and they
Speaker 1: cannot merge anyway. Buy some real estate, because hard assets
Speaker 1: are what we can count on now, hard assets. Do
Speaker 1: you ever read about any of those fancy families, royal families,
Speaker 1: old rich America families. What do they all seem to
Speaker 1: have in common? They all acquire property as much as
Speaker 1: they possibly can. Why do they do that? Because it
Speaker 1: lasts through generations. It's generational wealth. You normal person, that's
Speaker 1: what done for you real estates for start acquiring homes,
Speaker 1: tax free, consistent income. You might retire on it one day.
Speaker 1: People have talked about what done for you real estate
Speaker 1: has done for them at their funerals. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: they wrote it down. They didn't actually say it, but
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