Speaker 1: Let's all start to it. You want to presents. Off
the bench with Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, off the bench with Jacob Hester and see
Bob aber.
Speaker 2: I gotta come off the bench.
Speaker 1: Now here's Jacob Hester and T Bob a bear.
Speaker 2: What up, y'all? What's going on?
Speaker 3: I hope you had a one offul morning. I hope
you're staying safe out there. Stay safe out there. Roads
should be continuing to clear up more and more. Intertate
should be opening up a bit later in the day.
But he gave you drive me where you just drive slow,
you know, as we all get back in the float
things after an incredible snow apocalypse, Jonavanavians is a big
deal and nob we go snow in Louisiana. It was
a big deal and it was awesome. It even melted
the hearts of these to curmudgeons back here as they
ended up and enjoined the snow.
Speaker 4: What have they actually said that? I it was a
sight to see, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: I did see you at tweeting this morning about how
it should be illegal to come in to force people
into work if they if it's under fifty degrees you
should be allowed to lay in.
Speaker 2: Bed all day.
Speaker 4: You should tell me this isn't perfect laying in bed weather.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, Come on, trust me.
Speaker 4: What are we doing here?
Speaker 3: It's real hard to force myself to the gym this afternoon,
but we are going to do so because we know
we'll feel better at the end of the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, let's go out and do a little big deal
or no big deal.
Speaker 3: Big deal, no big deal, big deal, don't big deal,
big deal, no big deal, no big deal.
Speaker 4: I don't big.
Speaker 2: Big deal, all right, big dealer, no big deal.
Speaker 3: ESPN has their twenty t VE way too early, top
twenty five, and Ohio State comes in at one, Texas two,
Penn State three, Notre Dame for Georgia five, Oregon six.
Speaker 2: But here's where it gets interesting.
Speaker 3: Clemson seven, LSU eight, which means, in all likelihood, guys,
that you were going to be looking at a top
ten matchup in Fake Death Valley to begin the season
next year.
Speaker 2: Big deal or no big deal, no big deal.
Speaker 5: I mean, we talked about this the other day about
how LSU is gonna have to test and we're gonna
see who they are pretty quickly because you're going to
play a top ten team. Oregon ranked way too high
for me after losing a lot of their players, but uh,
seven versus eight, I think we all expected that.
Speaker 2: I mean, Oregon's also hey, I mean that's fine, but.
Speaker 3: They're gonna they've They've replaced their players with an incredible
portal class, haven't they, And they're just gonna get more
and more.
Speaker 5: We don't know who their quarterbacks are going to be true,
that's the biggest thing for me to put him at six.
But I mean because like Alabama's not in the top
ten because of kind of the same reason.
Speaker 3: Good point BYU and South Carolina around out of the
top ten, then Iowa State, then you get Tobama at twelve.
Bama's kind of suffering from a little bit of the
same thing. We talk about the playoff though, you know, yeah,
it's been good for so long that you want to
you want to crap all them in a little extra
heavy when given the opportunity, no doubt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, huge deal, top ten matchup to open up the week,
and LSU is gonna get a big win over Clemson
in fake Death Valley thirty one to twenty.
Speaker 3: Gulf South says in no way. Should Elle should be
ranked to the top ten next year. I'd say down
between twenty and twenty five. So I understand what he's
getting at. If you look at kind of more where
you've finish, you've been a consistent for the past what
decade basically maybe a save for nineteen and in eighteen,
I guess you've kind of been a consistent teams team.
That said, next year, on paper, this looks like it
should be Brian Kelly's best team, not even particularly close now,
granted the bit of it of hindsight, the elite neighbors
Brian Thomas Jane Daniels offense. The fact that I was
paired with a historically bad defense is a misstep that.
Speaker 2: Will haunt Brian Kelly for his entire career.
Speaker 3: But you have a player who, according so I saw
some more Heids rankings the other day, Garrett's number one
best odds. So you have a player is either one
or two in Heisman odds. You just had the number
one transfer portal class in a day and age in
which we've seen how impactful the portal can be. You
have a defensive staff that is actually good now that's
getting the most out of players, and we'll have better players.
Speaker 2: Like no, I think it's actually I.
Speaker 3: Think objectively LSU does look better on paper than they've
looked under Brian Kelly.
Speaker 2: The problem is, I just don't know that I can.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna choose him to be Clipson, like we said,
I can't do it until they prove it.
Speaker 4: I'm doing it.
Speaker 2: That's fine, But I mean, but this is the MA deal.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a massive game with almost what will
feel like the entire Brian Kelly era on the line.
Speaker 5: Well to kind of argue with Gulf South like who
why should they not be top ten? Like you mentioned,
you have Garrett Nelsmeyer back, having a returning quarterback second
year starting its huge. We saw the jump that Joe
Burrah Jadon Daniels made. Not to say that nel Smyer will,
but he could. And then you you got in the
top two running backs in the state of Louisiana. You
were deficient there. You lose the best tight end in
school history. All you do is grab two of the
top tight ends and the portal and transition every position
you needed. Not only did you fill, you probably upgraded
in those spots as well. Like I don't know how
you can't put them at top ten just based on
projections and on paper.
Speaker 4: A loan agreed, agreed, agreed, one hundred big deal? Are
no big deal finding a one oh one Paul Skins
baseball card if you're an eleven year old boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna say pretty massive deal here.
Speaker 2: So what's the.
Speaker 4: Story so this eleven year old? So back in November
they put out Tops put out a one of one
Paul Skien's rookie card and it's worth one point five
million dollars. They also put out the Pittsburgh Pirates put
out this thing like if.
Speaker 3: You've cod it is worth one point five million dollars.
Speaker 4: I just looked it up, yeah, like literally looked it
up in the break, but I.
Speaker 3: Would have thought like five hundred k max because we
put so early in his career.
Speaker 2: But it is one of one, one of one.
Speaker 4: And then the Pirates put out a tweet, like way
back when they put it out again once the kid
picked it, but like way back when they released it,
they put out a tweet offering like thirty years of
season tickets. I think it was a sweet I forgot
what all was in. I think Taylor has the graphic
if you can pull it up.
Speaker 3: But I remember the Pirates said this. At the time,
we were like, this is so stupid. Why would anybody ever?
But I was even then thinking that, you know, actually,
I guess the cards maybe like a couple hundred thousand, so.
Speaker 2: One point five million.
Speaker 3: I mean the one ring card in Magic Post Wallon
ball for two million.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I have the video of the kid in the
aftermath if you want to see it. Yeah, the kid's
very excited. I gotta say, I'm very underwhelmed by the
adults reaction in this.
Speaker 3: The Pirates offer is left yet go ahead, literally.
Speaker 2: Bro, get that thing in a case.
Speaker 4: Guys, they're touching that too much. Yeah, I can't breathe.
Speaker 2: At Least a kid gets it.
Speaker 3: Guys, you just made life changing money that one graded.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're really great honors what sweet buddy? Hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, kid, guess what You're gonna be an addict.
Speaker 7: It?
Speaker 2: Seriously? Can you believe that?
Speaker 4: Proud of it?
Speaker 2: I don't think that they. I don't think that they.
Speaker 4: Was such an underwhelming response with the adults freaking out.
Speaker 7: Like the kid.
Speaker 3: At least in like the one ring video when the
guy pulls the one ring, which you don't know I'm
talking about. Magic made a Lord of the Ring set
and they made a one on one card the one ring,
and when the guy pulls it, he's filmed, he's filmed
his hands and they are shaky.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And then post Malone would later buy it from from
two million dollars. This is one point five. I will
say this you Actually I did not know this. I
thought you had to have gloves on. But I randomly
do watch some like card break videos of both the
nerdy and kind of sports variety.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, that is reject. Now you don't have
to wear gloves.
Speaker 3: You can touch you if you still want to get
in a case immediately, but you can actually open with
your with your hand.
Speaker 4: I would not want to like Ben to put any
sort of anything on that card.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, they were handling it a little too flippant,
a little flippant, way too flippant.
Speaker 2: Big dealer, No big deal for me.
Speaker 5: A Nebraska basketball fan was called to the court at halftime.
Speaker 2: He was a lucky winner.
Speaker 5: He got to go down there and make a full
court putt for a chance to win a Porsche. He
nails the full court putt. So he gets to walk
home with a brand new Porsche.
Speaker 4: So he's not walking home.
Speaker 5: Where was this at Nebraska men's basketball game over the weekend.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, no big deal, because don't you have
to pay taxes on that? I think you do, And like,
I don't know how many people are ready to pay.
I don't know what would they be, like ten grand
or something, maybe more, maybe less.
Speaker 2: I'm not nothing of an adult to know.
Speaker 3: But that's that's always the catch with all this prize
stuff is that, oh, actually, you know, I have to
come up with thousands of dollars that you did. We
gave you this thing that costs thousand dollars. That's great,
But now you need to come up with thousands of
dollars that you weren't accounting for previously.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like if you win the lottery, you get like
twenty percent of the money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but at least, like you're still you're not paying
the tax paying the.
Speaker 3: Taxes because you're getting money, like the taxes are taken
out right. So so there's just in this case, I'm
pretty sure to continuously do. If you get the car,
that's great, but then you have to pay taxes on
the car. And it's not like they're going to give
you the cash for the taxes on top of the car. Yeah,
everybody's saying, sell the vehicle, keep the difference. True, Yeah
you're I mean, look he's going to sell.
Speaker 2: He's a winner either way. Hey, full court. Put's awesome though. Yeah,
it's very hard.
Speaker 3: Uh any more, big deal, No big deal? No, all right,
let's say break and we'll get back. We got Chef
Michael Johnson with some monchies. Keep on off the bench, guys,
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Speaker 1: Shut chair, back to sports talk, maybe off the bench?
Speaker 2: What leagues? Oh, what's going on y'all?
Speaker 3: Welcome back, and it's time for everybody's favorite segment of
the week that's trying.
Speaker 2: It's time for some monkeys. I got chef Michael Johnson.
Speaker 1: Get ready to tantalyze your taste buds and leave this
segment hungry. This is Monkey's with executive chef Michael Johnson.
Speaker 3: What's happening y'all? Welcome back to Oh TB. It's yer,
munchie chef.
Speaker 2: What's up brother? How was your snowpocalypse?
Speaker 6: Good man? Yeah, you know, I love me some snow.
I'd rather have snow on the ground in gray, dreary
days any day.
Speaker 3: I agree, man, and what an insane snow? Was an
actual real snow. Never thought i'd see it. Did you
work during the days or did you manage actually get
some time off Tuesday?
Speaker 6: We were down all day, but we were back in
here yesterday or and then and then this morning.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, no rest for the weary.
Speaker 6: Yeah. There was some shady driving too. I had to
drive one of my one of my two chefs, lives
out in Denham Springs, So I drove from Prairieville to
Denhim Springs to downtown Baton Rouge all in one fell
swoop and it was pretty It was exciting.
Speaker 2: Hey, so, chef, what did we eat during snowpocalypse?
Speaker 6: Uh? You know, I had some fish. I had some
triple tail fish I had stored in there, and I
had some really nice crawl fish that I had stored up.
I had some frozen chicken pop high that we made
over Christmas. It was so good. I had to hold
onto a little extra, and I had some of that.
You know, on a snow day. I don't know if
you guys know this, but it's it's appropriate to drink
bourbon on snow days. Yeah I did. I did have
a little bit of bourbon on my snow day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was living my best life bourbon Uh snow beers right, Yeah,
so it's so fun.
Speaker 2: You can just stick it in the ground outside and it.
Speaker 3: Just keeps beautiful of ice cold.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: It was the best.
Speaker 3: Also, Chef I, I spent these snow days refining my
flipped over easy egg technique.
Speaker 6: Yeah you could tell.
Speaker 3: You could tell by my eyes in that video that
I sent you that I may have been in the
bourbon a little bit and some of more stuff early
on in the morning. But but yes, okay, no more
putting the top on, ladling the grease, flipping it over.
Speaker 2: I'm basically an expert.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: Congratulation.
Speaker 6: Now, when you see people using those other those other techniques,
you're gonna be like a.
Speaker 3: Novice pathetic hashtag munchies. I had chili for the first
time ever. Oh wow, Well my lady made it with
lots of tomatoes. Can I have less massive chunks of
tomatoes while maintaining flavor?
Speaker 2: I loved it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I think tomatoes are It depends on
what kind of tomatoes is too, you know, like there's
more acidic types of tomatoes. I do like a little
lucidity in my in my chili. I don't like massive
chunks of tomatoes. I like to take those those big
chunks and like squeeze them in my fist so that
they like kind of pulverize and push it through your
fingers a bit so that there's smaller chunks and it
kind of opens opens the flavor up a little bit.
But I like, I love tomatoes and my chili for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say the biggest thing that chef says, or
that the chef taught us with the chili is the
sirloin chunks. Sirloin chunks make a massively tasty difference.
Speaker 6: Yeah, clearly different experience, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 3: Also, these sweet potato is so good in there hashtag munchies.
Does chef have a cook wear a set he would
recommend that isn't coated with the forever chemicals?
Speaker 6: I don't. I don't own anything that has teflon on
it anymore, no more, no more Forever chemicals.
Speaker 3: So what's a what's it like different? Yeah, what's a
different company that people could use?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, like made in has some pretty pretty
good stuff. It's made by chefs. I you know, like
I just looked for high quality stainless still and or
high quality cast iron. And and you know, I hate
to talk ill of companies because you know, I have
some lodge at the house. The lodge is not one
of those companies that makes high end, really nonstick cast iron.
You know, like it's it's kind of rough textured. It
takes a lot of seasoning a lodge pan to get
it to the point of where it's nonstick. There are
companies like the companies of of Old, like the Griswolds.
You know, I have a Grizzwold pan that I found
at a at a swap meat that it is smoother
and a smooth and smoother than a lot of things.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Like it's very smooth. And I bought it for like
twenty bucks and that thing's worth probably five hundred dollars. Damn.
I encourage you.
Speaker 3: Did you have to bring it back to life? Like
was it rusty beat up when you got it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: And you know it's it's interesting, you know we're talking
about cast iron. I gotta I gotta give a shout
out to my guy Eric. He you know, we're always
talking about kind of clean cast iron. This guy is
like the mad science. That hell, he takes cast iron
and puts it down into this like solution. And I
haven't mastered it yet, so I don't want to I
don't want to say exactly, but it's basically an electrolysis
that you know, you put a piece of metal down
in the water and I think it's got salinity in it,
and it it basically pulls the rust off of the
pan and is attracted to it's there's a there's a
mild electric you know, like battery battery charge. It goes
to it that creates a an electric field and it
draws the the the rust from your cast iron to
that rod and it is it's I mean, once I
get it, once I get it down, he's I'm gonna
he's gonna show me exactly how to do it.
Speaker 2: And then you're so greasing it up afterwards, like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, you dry it and then and then season it.
But if you have a really bad rusted cast iron
that you just don't feel like putting the elbow prease into,
there is a way to do it that it I mean,
it drives all the rust out. It's incredible.
Speaker 2: Hashtag munchies. What is the best part of a.
Speaker 6: Checks mix, that's a good one. I don't know, maybe
maybe checks makes sense peanuts, right, yeah, yeah, I mean
there's always the checks, but it you know, like it does,
it's not really as good without the peanuts. I think
it's kind of the sum of the hole man, you know.
Speaker 3: Aha, dude, I was about to the exact same thing.
It's an ultimate example of the whole being greater in
the sum of its parts. Like there is no best part.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean a peanut by itself just a peanut,
you know, and there's definitely better nuts to eat than peanuts.
But when you put them all together, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you put them all together, you achieve something
greater than any of them could do individual. Absolutely checks mix,
just like football the ultimate team snack. Yeah, hashtag munchies.
Has chef Ever made ice cream from fresh fallen snow?
Speaker 6: Nope? No, but I have put fresh fallen snow into
a beverage before, Like, oh I should have done? Yeah
what am I thinking?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: See, I wasn't going to bring it up. But some
people will look at that and be like, that's kind
of that's kind of questionable, But you know, I definitely
will true.
Speaker 3: I might grab some of that snow off the neighbor's
yards who don't have kids. It's so funny you can
see you can see who has kids and who doesn't,
because the yards of our kids are still like super pristine.
Speaker 2: It's it's untouched.
Speaker 3: Of fresh blanket of snow, and everyone else is just
footprints and yeah everywhere.
Speaker 6: You got it. And once the snow is sitting there
for a while, you start scrutinizing, like like you know,
like is that snow good enough to eat still? Or
should I go to the neighbors yard because I know they.
Speaker 2: Got some as tag munchies.
Speaker 3: Have you ever had a pie smell so good that
you levitate over to it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, my grandma used to bake pies like that, and
I definitely, like, I don't even have a sweet tooth,
but I think there was something emotional and smelling, you know,
like the pies that my grandma would based because she
put her heart and soul into it. Man, there's you know,
like there's there's a level of experience and care that
goes into a pie when it's come from Grandma that
it escalates above, you know, like master chefs. In my mind,
it's just one of those things that you know, you can,
you can have all the talent in the world, but
if you don't have care, you don't have much. You know,
like it's it's not enough, it's it's it's still not
the same thing. And yeah, there's definitely been a handful,
like and I think seasonally, you know, like when the
apples are falling. I remember going and picking apples with
my grandma. I'm I'm I'm an idiot for a good
like peach pie, and it's not one that you baked.
But as long as we're talking about pies, I do
like chocolate loose pie.
Speaker 3: I mean, also, that's a lifetime of the game. And
Grandma you know, yeah right, yeah, any time on she's
got her ten thousand hours.
Speaker 6: Then yeahs doesn't mess around.
Speaker 2: Does chef like to put chili on top of his Tamali's?
I will, I could do anything on top of Tomorrow's almost.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like Tamala's. I think, I don't know, for
some reason, when you talk about that, I feel like
it needs to be a beanless chili instead. And I
don't know why, you know, because I love I love
chili with beans. But for some reason, when I think
about it, going on on top of my Tamali. I
think I think of it as being beanless, but I
was deleted with beans. That just you know, you know,
I mean.
Speaker 3: I think texturally that makes sense if you were to
pair the two, if you were to pair the two up.
I'll tell you what, I had a ton of fun
cooking on We went. We went and ran into Marv's
set up over the weekend. So we brought my family
and another family went did a little like not real camping,
a little bit of camping. But they just had a tiny,
little blackstone flat top. And I'll be damned if if, if,
if I wasn't just blown away by everything you do there.
I felt like I was, uh, you know, I always
said growing up that if I won the lottery, I
would build a waffle House replica kitchen in my house.
But do I actually just need a like flat top?
Speaker 6: Like like is that it flattop? You can get a
lot done on it, you know, and it's it's it's
a matter of creativity, you know, like as a chef,
you know, like you can spoil your stuff and having
all those treats. But I think it makes you a
better chef when you have a piece of equipment that
you're more versatile on. Right, Yeah, I love cooking on
open fire because it's more difficult, you know, the same thing,
like if you can figure it out how to do
it on one piece of equipment that makes not only
that in the restaurant business, do we need to spend
money on a panini machine? All that thing does is
make saninis? Or can we get this done on a griddle?
And we just called it a grilled samas? You know? So? Yeah?
Speaker 2: True? Actually true?
Speaker 3: Hashtag munchies. Hold, let me find one here? Uh is
deodorant required in your kitchen? They're making fun of me
because rightfully so? But uh, I kind of realized, are
they that I don't wear deodorant? And you know, sometimes
I've been smelling myself that I'm like.
Speaker 2: Do I smell? Nobody ever told me. I don't know.
I don't know, but I don't wear deodor and I
probably should.
Speaker 6: I think that, you know, taking care of your body
before you come into a kitchen is important, so you know,
like whether you put deyodor on. I have had people who,
you know, like when I lived in Seattle, I had
some people that were pretty close to street people. Yeah,
so there have been moments in my career where I've
had to ask people to put the other on for
certain And there's been times where I had to ask
somebody to maybe go home and take a shower and
come back, which.
Speaker 3: See, which is crazy because in my mind, the smells
of the kitchen would overpower any of that. So we
are talking about raou.
Speaker 6: You know, I had a guy that was incontinent that
would have challenged what you just said there. Yeah, it
was more than one could bear. I think the.
Speaker 3: Oh man, damn, I forgot what I was gonna say.
Oh well, it doesn't matter, hash seg munchies. What do
you marinate your faet to meet in?
Speaker 6: Little lime juice? Cilantro a little and you know, I
love olive oil, but olive oil maybe canola if I
don't have any olive oil, not a whole lot, you know,
like maybe a little bit of a heat of you know,
like mix or seasoning. But I like it. I like
the seasoning, you know, to be a finisher as well,
you know, like I like this cilantro grow going on
after you've grilled. I like the lime juice. The lime
juice helps, you know, because the city break down, the
tissues so you don't want to leave the lime juice
in the marinade for you don't want to leave the
meat in the marinade for too long if you're putting
lime juice in there. I've been known to put like
tomatoes or tomato juice in there too, because it's a
cynic as well to kind of subtly break down meat
tissues or a connective tissue.
Speaker 3: Hashtag munchies. What's the best type of can tuna? Yellowfin
or alba core?
Speaker 6: Man, it's tough for me to say that I enjoy
yellow fin cantuna, I think because I just, you know,
like I love yeah, right, Yeah, it seems like a
waste of a yellow fin. I've eaten albacore like steaks
before and they're good. But I think there's something associated
with eating that ab as the pouch of the can
from pildhood that just isn't absolute, you know, like this
is the way it's supposed to take, oddly, but yeah,
I think apple core is the way to go.
Speaker 3: All right, let's see here one more hashtag munchies. Best
places to get animal bones to make a stock or broth.
Speaker 6: You know, if it's fish, you can go to find
a seafood monger or somebody that cuts fish. They usually
have bones in the back, you know. Like I don't
know if any any place that cuts meat that is
on the bone. You should be able to, like beef bones,
like I think rouse is probably would have bones in
the back. I don't, you know, I don't know if
they sell that or not. I've never done it because
I always, you know, have chicken bones here, and we
make stocks here, and if I need some chicken bones,
I just freeze them and save them and take them
to the house. But you know, you can, uh, you can.
Also there's lots of places where you can buy whole cows.
Coastal planes, for instance, they will sell you a whole
cow uh uh, and and you can keep the bones
and you can have the bones for like when you
buy the whole cow.
Speaker 2: Now they butcher this and they send it to you.
Like how does this work?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can. You can buy a
whole cow and and you know, the whole cow is yours,
I mean from the router to the tutor. And like
you can get the tallow, you can get the bones,
you can get the o fal you can get all
that stuff. And depending on how you want to use it.
You know, there's there is that method that means you're
going to have to buy a whole cow. But but
if you go to the butcher, you know, like I'm
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of the uh you know, like ideal market stuff like that. Yeah,
there's yeah, you can find you can find animal bones
at some of the UH at some of those ethnic
stores as well.
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Speaker 1: Welcome in to the best morning sports. This show around
off the Bench with Hester and t Bob.
Speaker 2: Cheddar News.
Speaker 3: I just saw Cheddar news video about a salmon cannon
where they to help salmon cross dams and get between
bodies of water.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, how do they just I guess brute forces.
But you feed a salmon.
Speaker 2: Look at it. Just texted to the group, look at
this thing.
Speaker 3: You feed a salmon into this cannon and it just
rockets past.
Speaker 2: I have nothing to add, I have nothing to say.
Speaker 3: It just just saw and it kind of blew my
mind because I don't Again, it's it's your feeding them
one at a time. They're not getting there in automatically.
So like, is your job? Are you just the salmon
cannon feeder? Another day of wading out and in the water,
catching big old salmon and firing men one hundred miles
an hour into the other body of water. I'd be
pumped if I was a salmon. Ryan Smith Cheddar news
the most boomer stuff you can imagine. I'm also now
you've seen Cheddar online. I'm you just seeing it at
the gas pump. Paired with a wonderful Maria Menudo's health
and lifestyle tip about how to, uh you know, manage
my work life balance while staying active in my older age.
Speaker 4: Also shoutout Maria Manuda. I was gonna say, she is
like somehow stayed relevant.
Speaker 3: Well, and it's not like she does anything major if
I don't even know what she did originally, but she's
all over those things. If you go to a movie theater,
she hosts like the pre movie roles, like she's just
like the ultimate pleasant. I'm your host during this time
that we're being spent forced being forced to spend together,
and I'm gonna send show you some stuff that admittedly
they're paying us to show you, but we think is
kind of interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think. Wasn't she like on MTV or like
Extra or one of those things. She's like one of
those people.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I mean that's what I'm saying. I don't
I don't know, to be fair, I don't know Cheddar News.
Speaker 4: She's currently signed to the WB You.
Speaker 5: E nos important.
Speaker 3: She doesn't strike me as an e news Okay, that
makes it. She doesn't strike me as a diva the same.
Speaker 2: She seems. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, like, if you get hurt, you
wouldn't hurt like a sideline reporting, Like, isn't WB on Netflix?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 2: How's that going so far? Netflix?
Speaker 5: It's like Monday Night RAWLL Live or something Netflix. I
haven't watched it, but it pops up all the time.
Speaker 2: Asked the bench, Do you leave your car running when
you pump gas?
Speaker 4: No, that's insane behavior to leave your car running.
Speaker 2: Sad to say, but I do do.
Speaker 4: What if you like explode?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Every time I think about it because I think I'm
going to explode, I just don't do it because I'm like,
I think I'm pumping gas. Why am I actively burning
gas while I'm pumping gas?
Speaker 3: I just so, I just don't, you know, I turn
off the car, says A hassle. It's really not hot
in the summer. Then you gotta go through like a
minute of no a c.
Speaker 2: Rough.
Speaker 3: They aren't called divas anymore.
Speaker 4: Curently, she was a diva back in two thousand and nine.
I don't know that she was in a She made
her entering debut in a six Diva tag team match
with Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly against Alicia Fox, Beth Phoenix,
and Rosa Mendez.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm, wait, Kelly Kelly, there were two of them.
Speaker 4: I just I'm not even gonna engage with that.
Speaker 2: Proud of you have you got this salmon cannon video yet? Yeah,
I'm pulling it up right now. Jamie says, you only
answered none of my questions. Well, what's your question? What's
your question?
Speaker 3: Brac Colin said, you split a cow with a friend
or a family member.
Speaker 2: I mean either one, Jamie, Is that what you wanted
to say?
Speaker 4: You can split a cow with anybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to the tutor, ruder to the.
Speaker 4: Tutor, you heard the man. I don't feel like we
need sound.
Speaker 2: Look at this, bro.
Speaker 3: No, we don't need sound on this, but I would
like to hear cheddar news.
Speaker 2: But it's fine.
Speaker 3: Look at this thing, do you these these these salmon
look at when it hits the apex, it's like a
roller coaster.
Speaker 5: That's probably fun for the salmon too.
Speaker 3: So it's help them cross dams because they'll kill themselves.
I guess trying to swim upstreams.
Speaker 2: It's fun again though very cool? Is it efficient?
Speaker 3: I mean they're feeding these things one by one. I
guess you only have to do it during upstream season.
What an odd.
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: What an incredibly odd experience for the salmon. We're sitting
there living your everyday salmon life. All of a sudden,
this giant bipedal alien picks you up out of the water.
Speaker 2: You're gasping for breath.
Speaker 3: You're shoved into this boom tube, you're flying at one
hundred miles an hour, and then you're at the Brady Grounds.
Speaker 2: You're like, what what just happened? I don't know exactly.
So they have no concept of a water park. What
if you were just.
Speaker 3: Chilling one day dry or no, you're sitting here here
producing the show and an alien come snatches you up
by the back of your neck and drops you on
Slitter Bond's campus and you're all of a sudden going
down child side.
Speaker 2: You'd be freaking out.
Speaker 5: Now, did they have a problem with these salmon skipping
the line for any of them that are excited trying
to go first?
Speaker 2: I just I do not.
Speaker 3: I think actually saw THEO volunteers, oh Man Samon got
fast passed. Now that it's basically what this is. Did
you see the Bond inauguration drama fell on the chair
broke and then he accused of Paul Brothers of it
being a prank.
Speaker 4: That he was like camalies chairs.
Speaker 3: He accused them of it being a prank. He was
very upset about it. The Paul Brothers via me Lee
denied it being a prank. Apparently they've made peace Now.
Speaker 4: It's really funny because it really just like collapses on him,
his little mullet, Like what.
Speaker 2: A bad feeling in that room for that to happen.
Speaker 4: Everybody was like shushing him.
Speaker 2: It's also that's an insane.
Speaker 4: So it was like, who let all of them into
the inauguration?
Speaker 2: What a wild and inauguration?
Speaker 3: Billionaires, celebrities, randomly the village people.
Speaker 2: Up there doing y m c A.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like the Trump dance, the Trump Dance, that's.
Speaker 4: Like his UFC walkout song.
Speaker 2: Clayton Mallard t bought what's up? Fool Saints? Next head
coach will be Joe Brady, Mike McCarthy or another name.
Speaker 3: Like more more. Oh yeah, yeah, I forget about Kellen.
I forgot my old man's been pushing Kellen.
Speaker 4: Has he?
Speaker 2: Yeah he's on the uh I think good? Yeah, I
think good, but you know kind of.
Speaker 4: You know, no, he's a Cowboys more known quantity and everything.
Speaker 5: So if your dad has been pushing Kellen and the
Cowboys hire Kellen Moore, would Bobby pull for the Cowboys?
Speaker 2: Elon doing the Roman salute?
Speaker 3: He did a salute again, I know technically Roman, but
Elon's got to have a little more situations insane.
Speaker 2: Look, I mean, uh, what were you saying today?
Speaker 5: I said, if if Kellen Moore, if your dad is
a Kellen Moore fan, and Kellen Moore gets hired by
the Cowboys, would Bobby pull for the Cowboys?
Speaker 2: No? Absolutely no, Now he's not a Kellen Moore fan.
I think, be a good head.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to break and then we'll do
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Speaker 1: Welcome in to the best morning sports this show around
off the bench with Hester and t Bob.
Speaker 2: Well and y'all welcome back.
Speaker 7: I scared ready, guys, and you're the magician's as system
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Speaker 3: Okay, guys, here's the thing on the elon salute. Dude,
I don't think he's a Nazi. I don't think he
was doing a ze Kyle also though, doing a full
on Roman salute. You know how that's going to be interpreted.
It's the same thing as how the schwastika was a
symbol of peace forever and then got co opted and
now like if you're one of the guys being put the
roomy salut, that's the same thing as like proudly to
Spain of swastika and being like, well, for hundreds of
year there was a thimble of peeth like actually true, yes,
but you know how people are gonna take it. What
are we talking about here, dude, what are you talking about?
He knew what he was doing or he just got
too pumped up.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I love the Romans. Let's do a
it all tite NFL Story of the Day day.
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You're daily dose of NFL news from Taylor Show.
Speaker 5: All right, it's so the Cincinnati Bengals, who had recently
fired their defensive coordinator of six seasons, A lot of
people were wondering who's going to be that next guy.
I know, Dennis Allen's name was thrown out a lot.
Speaker 2: Well, they got a new guy.
Speaker 5: Notre Dame defensive coordinator Al Golden is now expected to
join the Cincinnati Bengals. Obviously, this comes off the heels
of the College Football Playoff National championship. This is actually
Golden's second stint on Zach Taylor's staff. So back there
in twenty twenty and twenty twenty one, he was the
linebackers coach for the Cincinnati Bengals. But Golden going back,
if you remember a couple of years ago, their defense
was excellent, but they lost guys like DJ Reider, they
lost Jesse Bates, and their defense last year just was
not the same. So they were bringing in Al Golden
as the next defensive coordinator.
Speaker 3: So I mean, you know what generizing by that is? Like,
how much of a loss is that really for Notre Dame?
Speaker 2: Yep? I mean.
Speaker 3: Guy anyway, and it's mainly his theories are being put
into play. Certainly, they're gonna need to get a good replacement,
but I'd feel okay if I was an Irish fan here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, Marcus Freeman's running that defense. Not that
big of a deal, but it could potentially be a
big deal for Cincinnati because look at the firepower they
have on their offense. Guys, I mean Jamar Jay's Joe Burrow.
Chase Brown had one thousand yards this year. A lot
of people don't talk about that. This is his first year,
is kind of the number one running back since they
moved on from Joe Mix And so if they can
get that defense short up, they're gonna be right there
in the thicket things in the AFC.
Speaker 2: Once again, what's wink Martindale? Hasn't he been? Has he
gone a job for Michigan. Hasn't he been up for
some jobs?
Speaker 5: He's been up for some he hasn't officially hired anywhere.
Speaker 3: Uh okay, Okay, Michigan football training towards retaining defensive coordinator
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Speaker 2: No. Yeah, now I'm gonna pass. Well, it'd be awesome
if it actually happened one year when you all talk.
Speaker 4: What is okay the press book.
Speaker 5: I have a little bit of a controversial take about
snow games in the playoffs. I hate them. I don't
think it's real football. What are your thoughts a snow
game in the playoffs? Like, that's just two big of
a game To have the weather be that big of
an impact for me.
Speaker 2: Regular season? Fine, I don't agree.
Speaker 3: What I do think is that you could argue that
it leads to a discernible advantage for those northern teams
at a time when it matters most, right, because yeah,
if you're playing a dome, or maybe if you're in the
South out side, give an advanta until like the beginning of
the year. But yeah, when the playoffs are on the
line and you're you live in Buffalo and too you're
acclimated to that freezing cold, like, yeah, that's gonna give
you an advantage.
Speaker 5: I mean Buffalo, Buffalo versus Baltimore, not the big VI deeal,
But I want the Super.
Speaker 2: Bowl going to Miami has to go to like Buffalo stuff.
I want.
Speaker 5: I want a super Dome super Bowl in the Dome.
Speaker 3: Well, that's where they never give a game. That's where
they never do super Bowls with the weather to be fair. Uh,
that's that's why hashtag ask the bench did you flirt
with the young seven Brow employees today?
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 4: You might catch a charge for that.
Speaker 3: Some guy was trying to make he was I mean,
he would be nice. He was trying to make conversation
with me. He's like, what are you go going on today?
Speaker 2: And I work.
Speaker 3: And I was like, what did you all open up
saying hey, yeah, okay, cool, have a good day. Daniel says, dude,
I love a good coffee shop flirt. Well, so did
Luigi and look where they got him.
Speaker 2: Okay, go a good point. You gotta be careful.
Speaker 4: That's a very good point.
Speaker 3: You gotta be careful. If you saw see Kyle you
were looking for See Kyle says a lot more about
you than him. Guys, I think we're being a bit
intellectually dishonest. Two things could be true. People could be
used to launch it a basist attacks, but also like
we sees some I do that we've known forevery our
whole lives. What we think it is, it's crazy you
look crazy, hasseg asked, the bitch too much money. NFL
should be in domes always there you go. Scott agrees
with you.
Speaker 2: Hea. Ask the bench what met for your chillie team?
Let me guess. Sausage Italian sausage. Okay, uh.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm trying to watch the video again. I'm trying
to watch the video again because you showed me earlier,
but I want like a better look of it. And
somebody aied him like jumping and the jump looks like.
Speaker 3: As the bitch dude. My favorite a I video of
the weekend is Baron Trump being thirteen feet tall in
the building.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Would you rather play a game the snow or
the mud? Snow? For sure? My doubt, Yeah, Bud. At
this point, I just don't like the cold. It's really
not that. It's not that big of a body. Hurts
off the bench, coming up tomorrow. We love you guys.
See then off the bench,