Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is TLC Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I've got Kimberly here. We're going to talk about before
Speaker 1: the ninety Days Season eight, episode eleven. Use caution when
Speaker 1: opening overhead bins. No, no, mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: So we fully landed. I see, Please that's the plane.
Speaker 2: What else is there? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Somebody in the back is trying to catch a flight.
Speaker 1: Please let them go first.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, right, there's nothing exciting. It's just.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what they're doing with this.
Speaker 1: And we've still got half the season to go exactly.
Speaker 2: That's what makes no sense.
Speaker 1: Are we moving into the airport? Are we moving into
Speaker 1: are we going to be like follow the yellow lines
Speaker 1: to baggage claim our?
Speaker 2: I mean, feel free to stop at Tomorrows and get pizza.
Speaker 2: Do you have Tomorrows at airports or is that just malls.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a Toborrow at an airport, but.
Speaker 3: I would Fridays to go station.
Speaker 1: Chili's to Go. I always see a Chilis to go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny, okay. And also, I'm going to tell
Speaker 1: you a new thing that we're going to be doing
Speaker 1: here is I'm going to try to have us match
Speaker 1: our shirt colors. Oh my gosh, bless you. That was.
Speaker 1: That was a very very very good mic mute.
Speaker 2: That was crazy.
Speaker 1: You just made it. You just made it.
Speaker 2: That was And yes, we are matching. It's a little
Speaker 2: we blues.
Speaker 1: Well. Keisha likes when we match, and I have been
Speaker 1: bucking against this for about ay. But when we do match,
Speaker 1: like both in red or both, it looks really good.
Speaker 1: So for now on, I'm just gonna text you and
Speaker 1: say what color are you wearing? And then I find something.
Speaker 2: Generally blue, and in fact, I only pretty much own
Speaker 2: blues blacks, blues blacks.
Speaker 1: Then we're good. Light colors, then we're good. We're good.
Speaker 1: I just had the sweater on because I had to
Speaker 1: leave the house. And guess what, I never left the house.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to do, but I never got to.
Speaker 2: So oh because of the snow.
Speaker 1: No, not because of the snow. It's not even snowy,
Speaker 1: it's just raining. I just got so overwhelmed with all
Speaker 1: my returns and I got it. And then it turned
Speaker 1: out most of my returns are usps, so I can
Speaker 1: just leave them outside the door. I have one thing
Speaker 1: that needs to go to the ups door, but it'll
Speaker 1: have to wait till I get back from New York.
Speaker 1: So if you're hearing this, I should be in New
Speaker 1: York on Tuesday. Should They are supposed to get tenants
Speaker 1: just to snow on Monday, which is when I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 2: So we'll just see. It's gonna be an adventure field trip.
Speaker 1: Yes, And you were on the text shame where Matt
Speaker 1: and Jake posted the picture of Gino that they saw
Speaker 1: on their airplane. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are they allowed to say that? Are we allowed to
Speaker 2: say that they saw Gino?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why not? They saw Gino on their airplane going
Speaker 1: from Digital.
Speaker 2: And they tried to picture him brazenly, even though they've
Speaker 2: already met him, and he might have been like, hey,
Speaker 2: I know you.
Speaker 1: Gino and Jasmine came to one of their live shows
Speaker 1: and came on stage, so it's not like I was like,
Speaker 1: you guys, if you see you at baggage Clay or something.
Speaker 1: They're like, he's not checking a bag? Are you not
Speaker 1: paying for that?
Speaker 2: They were like, I show my dad, and my dad's
Speaker 2: face lit up like it was because my dad only
Speaker 2: watches sports and ninety Day Fiance and so he goes
Speaker 2: Gino and he's wearing a hat of course, of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was wearing like a like a skull cap,
Speaker 1: like a like a winter hat. Yes, yes, that is funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even from the back of the plane.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: Cheap, because he's cheap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, we won't say anything further, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: did text with Kimberly about it. Kim Bali, and she
Speaker 1: is going to be on the show next week. Guys,
Speaker 1: that will be not this week, this week on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Who do I have for Pop and Bravo this week? Hmm,
Speaker 1: that's a great question. Oh, Brian Moylan. I have Brian
Speaker 1: Moylan on Pop and Bravo this Oh yeah, I love him.
Speaker 1: He'll be from jolly old England and the next week
Speaker 1: in the Pop and Bravo spot will be my interview
Speaker 1: with Kimberly because I'll be on a boat in the
Speaker 1: ocean for ingers Viftia birthday.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited for that. Yeah, yeah, I wish I
Speaker 2: was going. I'm pretending I'm going.
Speaker 1: She sent a text yesterday who wants to do scuba
Speaker 1: diving with sharks, to which everybody said, oh, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is wrong with you? Nobody wants to do that.
Speaker 1: That's what you do when you go on vacation with Ingrid.
Speaker 2: She sent you text like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah things, there's always no just too much. She's too
Speaker 1: much for me. Mary and I are like, we will
Speaker 1: be sitting our ass on the deck trying to soak
Speaker 1: up some sun since we'll be leaving the snow from here.
Speaker 1: So no, yeah, have fun. Here.
Speaker 2: My phone going off in the other room. Remember I
Speaker 2: said I left my phone in the other room. I
Speaker 2: hope it's not going off. It is going off, but
Speaker 2: it's playing a Taylor Swift song. Yeah, I can hear
Speaker 2: my well alarm?
Speaker 1: Oh is it an alarm?
Speaker 2: Some alarm set for something? Who knows it has to
Speaker 2: go off at some point? Okay, it'll okay, and she's back.
Speaker 1: Kimberly went to get her phone because if it was
Speaker 1: playing an alarm, that means it would just never go off.
Speaker 1: It would just keep playing.
Speaker 2: It doesn't just go I give up. This person is
Speaker 2: being very lazy. It shouldn't be learned by now that
Speaker 2: I'm very lazy. So it should just at at some
Speaker 2: point go off and just stop.
Speaker 1: I don't know how the androids do it, but the
Speaker 1: iPhones will not give up. They get louder, They get louder,
Speaker 1: they get louder. Yeah, doesn't wake up my children. But yeah,
Speaker 1: how is Benji the foster dog that you still have
Speaker 1: that you're growing more every day?
Speaker 2: We went to the harbor yesterday and walked around and
Speaker 2: he got a lot of attention. He has a new
Speaker 2: bandana that says adopt me.
Speaker 1: So oh cute.
Speaker 2: He is officially listed for adoption now. He's a pet
Speaker 2: finder and you can go to my social media and
Speaker 2: he's ready to be taken home by a loving, loving family.
Speaker 1: Look o cutious, Hi, Binchy, don't you want to stay
Speaker 1: with Kimberly forever? Ye? You look? Look that dog loves
Speaker 1: you so much. How can you let him go to
Speaker 1: another family?
Speaker 2: I know he's a good boy.
Speaker 1: Look at her. He loves you, Kimberly. He's going to
Speaker 1: be so sad. Yes, I'm laining, he really sad.
Speaker 2: He plays with Ralphie. He's like best friends with Ralphie. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: So what's the issue that you don't want I'm fostering okay, okay,
Speaker 2: and I can keep getting dogs giving other dogs a chance.
Speaker 1: But that dog looks pretty comfortable with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's comfortable. He needs to find a new home.
Speaker 1: Look out. He's so cute. I love his little like
Speaker 1: one patch on one eye and then the other. It's
Speaker 1: so cute. I know.
Speaker 2: He's also being very good. He's not squeaking because he
Speaker 2: has these squeaky choys that just go squeak, squeak, squeak
Speaker 2: for hours, squeak squeak. Just he could play with him forever,
Speaker 2: entertaining himself. And when I record, I.
Speaker 1: Have to hide them because now he's mad.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like the alarm going off. Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.
Speaker 1: Well, every is that date dateline they can go with
Speaker 1: see pictures? Yes, yes, go check it out everybody. If
Speaker 1: you're into Benji, can anybody from anywhere at Benji? Or
Speaker 1: they need to be in the Orange County, Los Angeles area.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say the southern California area, but I
Speaker 2: would travel yeah, not too far? No, a few hours?
Speaker 1: No? Okay. Oh he's so cute. Okay, let's talk about
Speaker 1: these people. So Elise and Joshua are new couple. Now,
Speaker 1: you are a fan of Friends? Correct the TV show?
Speaker 2: I mean I watched it?
Speaker 3: Yes, well, I don't rewatch it, so I'm not.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say I'm one of those people that's still
Speaker 2: really watched it, but I watched it a lot when
Speaker 2: it was on.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you remember when Rachel had a boyfriend named.
Speaker 2: Joshua, Yes, okay, she called him Joshua Joshua, Yeah, and
Speaker 2: they were all like, why do you say it like that?
Speaker 1: She goes, that's his name, Joshua. So every time she
Speaker 1: said Joshua's that's what I thought of. Yeah. At one
Speaker 1: point she does shorten it to josh and that's better
Speaker 1: for me. So we are in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. A
Speaker 1: word I cannot say and because Alip clip or just
Speaker 1: I just can't say it. It's also the word I
Speaker 1: can't say correctly is s W O R D sword sword. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't. It's one of these words, you know.
Speaker 2: I just I can't say wheel barrow, barrel. It's barrow.
Speaker 2: I say, where Beryl wheel barrow? I got you wheel barrel?
Speaker 1: Well, she's in Cape Cod Okay, Okay. Now I felt
Speaker 1: like she was always from Miami, but perhaps she is
Speaker 1: from the Cape Cod area.
Speaker 2: She doesn't seem like she would fit in there, not
Speaker 2: at all, which is probably why she doesn't live there anymore.
Speaker 1: She's in the car meditating. She has an eyemask and
Speaker 1: she's Hypeenner's self up. And then I'm thinking, should I
Speaker 1: try that? Does that? I thought the same thing you did?
Speaker 2: Is that should I? I mean, I should try meditating.
Speaker 2: Every therapist has told me that, but same, my mind wanders.
Speaker 2: Think you tell me, you know, wearing the hat on
Speaker 2: a plane.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you clear your mind. And the
Speaker 1: people that do transcendental meditation they say it like changes
Speaker 1: their life. And I'm like, how how do you get
Speaker 1: your mind in that space where it's like you have.
Speaker 2: To practice a lot and that it's okay if it's
Speaker 2: not empty. You have to be okay with your mind wandering?
Speaker 2: But it just stresses me out me too to think
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it right.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, let me go back to it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So she's meditating and I thought wow, and then she
Speaker 1: takes her eyemask off. It was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: look at my makeup? Can I get a touch up? So,
Speaker 1: because that she is a lease at her core. So
Speaker 1: talking to the producer says, how would you describe yourself?
Speaker 1: And she goes Okay, outgoing, loving, kind heart, great boobs,
Speaker 1: great nipples, the whole thing, like I would show you,
Speaker 1: but I would get in trouble.
Speaker 2: And I admire that.
Speaker 1: I like confidence. Yeah, she loves a crisscross top with
Speaker 1: the bottom boob hanging out.
Speaker 2: That is that is she's got like Tiffany shoulders. Yes,
Speaker 2: Alice is the under boob.
Speaker 1: That's her signature. Look when we saw her in New York,
Speaker 1: she was wearing a dress like that, the whole back out.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, the body is out all the time. And
Speaker 1: she says, I'm meditating because I want to see my parents.
Speaker 1: And she says, my parents have a picture perfect marriage.
Speaker 1: You know they they you know, had a blind date
Speaker 1: and met and what it sounds like your parents, right,
Speaker 1: just like everything's perfect. And she says, I've been proposed
Speaker 1: to five times. I've said yes three times and still wow,
Speaker 1: never walked down the aisle and we see the proposals.
Speaker 2: Wow, I was shocked. I don't remember that if they
Speaker 2: talked about that unhunt for low.
Speaker 1: Oh, I do I remember that she had been proposed
Speaker 1: to a lot. Yeah. Wow, she thought she found the
Speaker 1: one in Mexico, but he showed his true colors. Carlo. Huh, okay, after.
Speaker 2: I mean he was shady. I mean he was shady
Speaker 2: the whole time.
Speaker 1: He was shady the whole time. Yes, and then afterwards
Speaker 1: they did stay together for like off and six months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe he was showing his true colors.
Speaker 1: Yes, I do think he has a sniffing situation.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Allegedly, so, she has a new man in her life
Speaker 1: who is super fucking sexy, but she's not sure what
Speaker 1: her parents are gonna think because they want her to
Speaker 1: be with the Jewish guy, but they lost hope on that,
Speaker 1: and she says she's never even banged a Jewish guy.
Speaker 1: Can you relate?
Speaker 2: I do not get no comment.
Speaker 1: Okay, her dad just had two knee surgeries. I was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: how cold is your dad? Culty two knee surgeries? That
Speaker 1: means she just do one at a time, you can't,
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, her dad is a venture capitalist. She
Speaker 1: tries to explain what that means, and it sounds like
Speaker 1: me trying to explain it. I was like something about
Speaker 1: buying and selling and something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bare well something buy low, sell hot No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no. Anyway, they look through old photos and
Speaker 1: letters and he's like haha, we're all your straight a's
Speaker 1: just kidding. I do remember her saying on Hunt for
Speaker 1: Love that she was a straight A student, so maybe
Speaker 1: that's why he was shading her.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was like, is he shading her?
Speaker 2: Is he is? Does she have sort of that sort
Speaker 2: of complex because your dad teased her all the time
Speaker 2: about low grades or was nothing she ever did good enough?
Speaker 2: And then I'm seeing that she says she's the odd
Speaker 2: sheep of the family, which she clearly meant black sheep,
Speaker 2: but I take I like odd sheep too, Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I sort of I could see what is going on
Speaker 2: here the dynamics.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, So talking to head the mom and dad said,
Speaker 1: we're a very close family of four. I guess she's
Speaker 1: got a brother and it's probably perfect. Sounds like he's perfect.
Speaker 1: And she says, and we've bailed a last out of
Speaker 1: a lot of things, maybe too many. I was like,
Speaker 1: Mom and dad, is that you sounds like my parents?
Speaker 1: So she tells them I'm going to meet this guy
Speaker 1: named Joshua, and Joshua is great for me. He's very calm,
Speaker 1: and she goes, you know, I haven't found love in Miami,
Speaker 1: and Dad goes, yeah, okay, so no love in Miami.
Speaker 1: Hello Australia. It's like, okay, dad's a comedian. Uh huh,
Speaker 1: maybe on percocet, And yes, definitely, and we're talking to it.
Speaker 1: She Saysoshua is thirty nine and sexy from Sydney. He
Speaker 1: is like growth, this great energy. Everybody loves to be
Speaker 1: around him.
Speaker 2: You don't have that, you don't know that.
Speaker 1: He's like an overall, like a golden retriever. I met
Speaker 1: him on social media. We see that he reached out
Speaker 1: and no, I didn't think it would ever become serious.
Speaker 1: But he's so genuine and so different. He has a
Speaker 1: twelve year old son, and seeing him as a father
Speaker 1: makes me fantasize, like, gosh, we could have a family
Speaker 1: one day. So in a week I'm going to Australia
Speaker 1: to meet him in person.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: She tells her parents, I'm not gonna fall for fuck
Speaker 1: boys anymore. I'm not. And dad says, and don't tolerate
Speaker 1: a gold digger. What's the evacuation plan? Like, you need
Speaker 1: a bailout plan if you get there and he's a
Speaker 1: gold digger, what's your plan?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And mom goes, Hello, Mom, and Dad that's her plan.
Speaker 2: Ah, he hate her.
Speaker 1: I think that when we get this next story, you
Speaker 1: can okay, mom says. Mom says, dream for you at
Speaker 1: least is just to be happy. And Dad goes and
Speaker 1: to smell a bullshit or when they come your way.
Speaker 1: So I been talking head, she says. Okay. So a
Speaker 1: few years ago, I had an ex. We were very
Speaker 1: in love. We don't know if this is one of
Speaker 1: the engagements. We were together for a few years, but
Speaker 1: he stole my identity, racked up a credit card of
Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars. What credit card has a five
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars limit? What am I doing wrong in
Speaker 1: my life? I'm like lucky if I've got like my
Speaker 1: nine thousand dollars with this credit card, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, let's yeah what that's crazy.
Speaker 1: And her dad held to help her out of the situation.
Speaker 1: So we don't know if dad got a lawyer and
Speaker 1: she didn't have to. It was a stolen identity, like
Speaker 1: but whatever. It was a mess that she had to
Speaker 1: get herself out of and her dad had to help her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she said, so, yeah, that's why Dad's like, smell
Speaker 1: a bullsh don't get around a gold digger. Don't get around.
Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna steal your identity.
Speaker 2: I would give up, like I would probably give up,
Speaker 2: like I wouldn't have gone on Hunt for Love. I
Speaker 2: would just give up on men completely.
Speaker 1: At that point, I would go on Jewish Matchmaker, the
Speaker 1: show that we can heard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, someone who's been vetted. Yes, finances have been vetted.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she says, I'm afraid to go all that way
Speaker 1: and have my heart broken. And what I really want
Speaker 1: is the love my parents have. But I am scared.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Australia and have my heart broken. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: Alis goes home to her apartment. I was really trying
Speaker 1: to eyeball it to see if it was an Airbnb,
Speaker 1: But I think that's her house. I think that's her
Speaker 1: apartment because she opened the cabinet and there did need
Speaker 1: to be a lot of stuff in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there was a cat tree, so uh huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I think that if you were doing like
Speaker 1: an AIRBB, you wouldn't bring your cats. You would just
Speaker 1: film there and then go home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you're Greta Greta pretending to be a cat lover. Oh, Rada.
Speaker 2: We just had Greta.
Speaker 1: I know, but I didn't understand what you meant. I
Speaker 1: thought she meant about the Airbnb part. No, Greta clearly
Speaker 1: didn't love Hazel.
Speaker 2: She loved that cat way more than she actually loved
Speaker 2: that cat. Also, I can't believe we didn't talk about
Speaker 2: Lisa's parents dog. I'd be like, fuck their marriage. I
Speaker 2: want that dog.
Speaker 1: The dog was like, Hi, Hi, Hi, get pet me,
Speaker 1: pet me, pet me, pet me. Yeah, yeah, and I
Speaker 1: love them. Mom's like, we're about to do a remodel,
Speaker 1: so come get your shit.
Speaker 2: I don't want any of your childhood things anymore.
Speaker 1: Lisa goes home, she meets her, We meet her. She
Speaker 1: says she has two cats, but we only meet one,
Speaker 1: and that is Stella. That is her gender confused cat
Speaker 1: because they thought Stella was a girl, went to get
Speaker 1: her spade and found out she had a penis and
Speaker 1: balls and needed to get neutered.
Speaker 2: But thanks for happening with Katie's cat, No way a
Speaker 2: flip flopper. They got the cat from a shelter, was
Speaker 2: told it was a girl, then years later a vet
Speaker 2: told them it was a boy, and then years later
Speaker 2: another that told them it was a girl, so.
Speaker 1: So with cats and I don't know about cats. Do
Speaker 1: there is there junk and not visible, it's hidden, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean she's very fluffy cat, so there's a lot
Speaker 2: of fur down there. But I do not know. Wow wowow, Okay,
Speaker 2: somebody's like nubbin and it could be either thing.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like Colton's micro penis exactly. Yeah. So the
Speaker 1: ginger confused cat's name is Stella Stilla, and she's very
Speaker 1: needy with the cat. She needs that cat to love
Speaker 1: her and Stella is like back up. But Sella was
Speaker 1: nice enough enough, nice enough.
Speaker 2: I feel like, if you're that needy, though, you need
Speaker 2: a dog because dogs will give you that back. And
Speaker 2: Katy it's on their timeline.
Speaker 1: Alis. If you heard of a doll Benji ben she
Speaker 1: needs love.
Speaker 3: Okay, Benji needs love, but she travels for work.
Speaker 2: She can't have it.
Speaker 1: She can't have she can be flipping off to Australia,
Speaker 1: even Benji along with his cats. So Alise goes out
Speaker 1: and yet another criss cross top and meets with her friends.
Speaker 2: Hang those do you just hang them? The strap part
Speaker 2: goes on the hangar with the indents on it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought she meant, how do you hang it
Speaker 1: on your body? I was like, I think I think
Speaker 1: it's two pieces of fabric. I mean, I think it's
Speaker 1: one big piece of fabric that you do like this,
Speaker 1: you cross it and tied behind your neck.
Speaker 2: Oh it's tied behind here?
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Yeah, I think it is a scarf.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Like this, you cross it any tie behind her neck? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what the gravity and
Speaker 1: he models to I don't know. Anyway, The net net
Speaker 1: here of this conversation is these are Miami girls. They
Speaker 1: love a espresso Martine and she tells them, guess what, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Australia to meet Joshua. And the problem
Speaker 1: is I found out he lives with his parents and
Speaker 1: they're like, what, he's thirty nine.
Speaker 2: What that's bad.
Speaker 1: But when she's there, he's going to get a rental
Speaker 1: with a friend because he can't afford it on his own.
Speaker 1: So I have to assume she's going there for like
Speaker 1: three because if you go to Australia you have to
Speaker 1: go for a long time because it's the time zone
Speaker 1: and the getting there and the But he's getting a
Speaker 1: rental with a friend because he can't afford a rental
Speaker 1: for three weeks on his own.
Speaker 2: Does he have a job, Joshua, what's your job?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: He looks like he could be a trainer. He works
Speaker 2: out a lot, he could be a fitness model. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: why can't you afford a rental by yourself?
Speaker 1: An airbnb for two weeks?
Speaker 2: Parents?
Speaker 1: Yeah, did the XYIF take all your money because you
Speaker 1: were terrible?
Speaker 2: Like what happened?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? So so she's like, listen, he maybe broke,
Speaker 1: but he gives me emotional love like I've never had that.
Speaker 1: I've had guys buy me everything I want, but they
Speaker 1: don't give me emotional love. So like, maybe this is
Speaker 1: what I need. And then her friends are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is They're not gonna work and we hate to
Speaker 1: sound like Miami girls, but yeah, like money does make
Speaker 1: the world go around, and like pay your rent and stuff,
Speaker 1: and then the talking heads, she says, what I'm not
Speaker 1: telling my friends and my parents is last night he
Speaker 1: sent me a text. It concerned me, but I'm not
Speaker 1: going to tell anybody. Okay, what is it? What is it?
Speaker 2: I think it's the thing from the previews, which is
Speaker 2: that his roommate is his ex girlfriend which is what
Speaker 2: she freaks out about in the previews.
Speaker 1: Right right, right, But would they tease that in the
Speaker 1: previews and then well, maybe you know, we never know.
Speaker 2: We're not expecting, we're paying attention, they're expecting we're watching
Speaker 2: this while doing the laundry.
Speaker 1: Which I kinda was, Yeah, okay, Forrest a gambler.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's a gambler.
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Speaker 1: my god, Wow, I didn't know we were going to Italy.
Speaker 1: I thought we were selling the Philippines. I didn't know
Speaker 1: we were going to the Venetian in Vegas because this
Speaker 1: was just like the Venetian in Vegas, Right it was.
Speaker 3: And they were blown away, blown away.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: So Sheina is getting Mollie to try this fruit called
Speaker 2: cotton fruit, and Molly hates it, which is the only
Speaker 2: thing she has hated on this whole trip. She loves
Speaker 2: the fruit. She's a huge fruit person.
Speaker 1: She loves to try everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Forest and Sheina are going to the mall
Speaker 2: and Molly and dev are not mallwalkers, so they're going
Speaker 2: to go see this church, a bamboo organ at a church.
Speaker 2: And I do feel like Molly's gonna have crazy poops
Speaker 2: from all these fruits.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised she hasn't told us about it while soaking
Speaker 1: out giving birth exactly.
Speaker 2: So, but it is cute watching Shina and Molly bond
Speaker 2: over melons, because that's like they seem to go to
Speaker 2: fruit stands and talk about fruits, citrus and they that's
Speaker 2: their bond ay, that's their love language.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, like if Shina goes over or
Speaker 1: Molly comes over, they can't bring each other fruit because
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to bring it right in and out
Speaker 1: of the countries.
Speaker 2: H So enjoy it. Well it lass, that's right. So
Speaker 2: Forrest has researched the top romantic places in the Philippines
Speaker 2: and there's this mall that's made to look like Venice,
Speaker 2: and Shina loves Italian things, so he wants to take
Speaker 2: her on a romantic day but also have a serious
Speaker 2: conversation about her lying. So they walk into this mall
Speaker 2: which is just like Venice, but it's a mall, and
Speaker 2: he says, oh my gosh, is that water. It's like
Speaker 2: a swimming pool with Italian guys in boats. This is
Speaker 2: called like we're in Italy.
Speaker 1: This is called the Venice Grand Canal Mall. It is
Speaker 1: a lifestyle mall in under Megaworld Lifestyle Malls located in
Speaker 1: the township of the township of Megaworld Corporation in oh Gig, Philippies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is a full mall. That is the full replica.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. It has Saint Mark's, it has the
Speaker 1: Rialto Bridge, it has it has everything. You don't need
Speaker 1: to go to Venice.
Speaker 2: Okay, but he's so excited, like water boats. They have
Speaker 2: a chicken restaurant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's three Italian restaurants in there. Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow. There are clowns. And then they start dancing
Speaker 2: with these Venetian masked people that were not clowns. They
Speaker 2: were like, yeah, creepy.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: So then they have a dress show or you can
Speaker 2: dress up and take pictures, and so Forrest is dressed
Speaker 2: up like a knight in shining armor because that's what
Speaker 2: he wants to be for Sheina, but it's actually like
Speaker 2: a king in royal clothes. It wasn't really at all
Speaker 2: a night in shining armor. And Sheina's in a red,
Speaker 2: fluffy dress like but they put a crown on her,
Speaker 2: so she feels like a queen.
Speaker 1: They were worried when they walked in they wouldn't have
Speaker 1: any clothes that fit them, because everybody in the Philippine
Speaker 1: seems to be kind of tiny. Yeah, but I was
Speaker 1: glad that they found stuff and they felt really great
Speaker 1: for that hour or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's really sweet. So Forrest is so in awe of
Speaker 2: her dress and how gorgeous she is that for some reason,
Speaker 2: he decides to tell her that the lies really bother him.
Speaker 1: She can't be mad at me if I brought her
Speaker 1: all the way to Italy.
Speaker 3: Said, so he sells her. You know you can't be lying.
Speaker 3: You have to be honest from now on.
Speaker 2: And without crying for the first time ever, Gina says,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I humbly apologize and I'm trying to
Speaker 2: be my be honest about my problems, but it's hard
Speaker 2: for me. There's something I do need to tell you
Speaker 2: dot dot dot commercial break. The truth is that most
Speaker 2: people that I have loved were playing with my feelings.
Speaker 2: So she says her ex cheated on her for three years.
Speaker 2: He already had a partner, and it made her scared
Speaker 2: of being left again, and so she lied to Forest
Speaker 2: because she didn't want to lose him. She blamed herself
Speaker 2: for this guy cheating on her, and she said it
Speaker 2: I felt like it was because I wasn't a perfect woman,
Speaker 2: and so I didn't want to do anything to push
Speaker 2: Forest away.
Speaker 3: It would be an indescribable pain if I lost Forest.
Speaker 2: So I have a question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dated that guy for three years. Yeah, she's forty
Speaker 1: years old. Yeah, she's still sticking with she's a virgin.
Speaker 1: We're still sticking with that story, Okay, just.
Speaker 2: Trying to Yeah.
Speaker 3: So Forrest says, I'm not like that guy.
Speaker 2: I would never leave you for having issues as long
Speaker 2: as you tell me what's going on. I just can't
Speaker 2: have the lying. And she says, I will try, and
Speaker 2: I'll try to show you with my actions that I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna lie. Then they take a gondola ride and
Speaker 2: he's still blown away by the element of water. He's
Speaker 2: just like, there's water, How is there water? How much
Speaker 2: chlorine does it take to keep this running? And then
Speaker 2: they joke about fun sexy times that they hope to
Speaker 2: have soon and that was awkward. Yeah, and then he
Speaker 2: pretends to sing her an Italian song but he doesn't
Speaker 2: know the words, so it's just like.
Speaker 1: Ala, I had to do a little skip on that one.
Speaker 2: It's horrible. He's so obnoxiously screaming and ruining the gondolier's day.
Speaker 2: Just kidding. They're cute, but also I hope they tip
Speaker 2: the gondolier because that was a lot of loud screaming
Speaker 2: And he loves spending time with just Sena alone without
Speaker 2: sweating in their faces. It's exciting. So then they go
Speaker 2: to a bridge and he says, there's some things I
Speaker 2: want to talk to you about, and she's like again,
Speaker 2: we just did this, What the fuck? And then he says,
Speaker 2: thank you for being in my life and let's continue
Speaker 2: to be in each other's lives.
Speaker 1: You're like what?
Speaker 2: And then he says, will you marry me? And he
Speaker 2: gets down on one knee and the ring is in
Speaker 2: this cool little wooden box and he says he's had
Speaker 2: the ring for six years.
Speaker 1: But yet we know you've already seen her twice, so right, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: is this a reenactment, right, and she's so happy, and
Speaker 1: they do a lot of what can be described as
Speaker 1: smooching because it's a lot of like non French kissing,
Speaker 1: and which is way better than what Lisa and Daniel did,
Speaker 1: so I will think it so and then they both
Speaker 1: cry and he says, thank you for sticking with me
Speaker 1: this whole time.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I didn't come sooner, even though we know
Speaker 2: that you did come sooner. Also, get a job, Forrest,
Speaker 2: because then you could have come sooner, even though you
Speaker 2: did come sooner. And ye, Forrest says, we did it.
Speaker 2: Keep following your dreams, everybody, you will get there. It's like,
Speaker 2: thanks Forrest. He gave the audience a pep talk, right
Speaker 2: or the cameraman or yeah, which is so sweet. So
Speaker 2: the produce, well, what if there was the cameraman was
Speaker 2: like waiting and hoping he would find the love of
Speaker 2: his life and like was giving up on love. And
Speaker 2: then Forrest, thank you.
Speaker 1: If a cameraman works on this show, they definitely have
Speaker 1: been turned awful.
Speaker 2: Long love forever forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the producer asks if he's nervous to tell Mollie
Speaker 2: and they both are like yes, but no, it was
Speaker 2: the right decision and it was the right time, so
Speaker 2: we're sticking by it. Uh huh huh, but we're terrified.
Speaker 2: So then he makes a dumped joke about things making
Speaker 2: things hotter. It's hot in here, but we're making things hotter,
Speaker 2: and she laughs, and I was like, is she still
Speaker 2: going to find these jokes funny? In ten years?
Speaker 1: The amount of times they call each other bear and
Speaker 1: baby bear is too They say, we're bears for life.
Speaker 2: You're my baby bear, you're my baby bear, You're my
Speaker 2: Papa Bear, you're my Mama bear. We have baby Bear.
Speaker 2: We're bears for life.
Speaker 1: So much bear. It's it's as bad as Matilda.
Speaker 2: Squishy squishy squishy.
Speaker 1: It's too much. A bit cut though not after the
Speaker 1: four hundredth time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they have to tell Mollie they've also decided
Speaker 2: that it might be time to finally have sex and
Speaker 2: maybe get a little freaky right and be yeah, hopefully
Speaker 2: not with the thin walls in that rental that they're in.
Speaker 2: And then she says, I'm going to get you some
Speaker 2: dog chains and a collar and dog balls.
Speaker 3: Huh And he this time, I guess and he says, well.
Speaker 2: You're a vet. So it's free, so they can explore
Speaker 2: B DSM at no cost. So because she gets things wholesale,
Speaker 2: so it's a work expense, I guess. So they go
Speaker 2: to the hotel and they're out by the pool, Molly
Speaker 2: endeavor sitting by the pool and at night because it's
Speaker 2: so hot there, just so hot, and so she Mollie's like,
Speaker 2: did you have fun? And he's like, yeah, we went
Speaker 2: to this and we saw this, and then we got
Speaker 2: to this bridge and it was so beautiful and it
Speaker 2: felt right to propose to Sina. And Mollie says hmm,
Speaker 2: and then she nods, and Forrest says, are you guys happy?
Speaker 2: Dev is not speaking, Dev never gone back to his
Speaker 2: vow of silence.
Speaker 3: And Mollie says, Mollie has a.
Speaker 2: Chance to redeem herself in front of the audience. At
Speaker 2: least pretend to be happy. This is your chance, Molly.
Speaker 2: She doesn't take it. You had one shot. Do not
Speaker 2: miss your chance to blow And she's like, yes I will.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fuck this all up, Okay, I'm gonna make
Speaker 2: everyone hate me. So she says, very sarcastically, Oh, I'm ecstatic, Forrest,
Speaker 2: I told you to wait for Sena to prove herself,
Speaker 2: and instead you go off and do this sneaky shit.
Speaker 2: And if you're not gonna listen to me, what the
Speaker 2: fuck am I doing sitting here in this country?
Speaker 1: Now? That was shocking because before that she really likes
Speaker 1: the country.
Speaker 2: But now he's sitting around shoving fruit in her face. Yes,
Speaker 2: just loving the culture.
Speaker 1: The buildings, every minute of it.
Speaker 2: Yes, now your real colors are showing, Molly. So Forrest says,
Speaker 2: I think you're just being a stubborn ass and don't
Speaker 2: want to accept our happiness. Yay, I I clapped, Good job, Forrest,
Speaker 2: And then Sheena nods and Molly goes after him. She
Speaker 2: doesn't yell at Forrest for calling her an ass. She
Speaker 2: Loo goes after Sheena and is like, don't be nodding
Speaker 2: your head like you agree with him, and Shea says
Speaker 2: I do. I do agree with him because we talk
Speaker 2: as couples and this is our decision and we are
Speaker 2: a couple.
Speaker 3: And Molly says, don't answer for him.
Speaker 1: You are in his head.
Speaker 2: And she says, we are adults and we made this decision.
Speaker 2: And Molly says, if you don't think, you don't think
Speaker 2: it would have been fucking nice if you included us,
Speaker 2: like should have included dev and Molly in the proposal.
Speaker 1: Right because they're so supportive. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she.
Speaker 3: Goes, Now she's got the whole cat in the bag,
Speaker 3: doesn't she?
Speaker 2: Forrest? Forrest, your life is over? Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, she's so nasty, so nasty, and so rude in the.
Speaker 2: Words, I'm glad I included her in our Tuck Tuck
Speaker 2: Ride from Hell meme that we will be posting.
Speaker 1: We will be we will be revealing it at the
Speaker 1: end of this episode, so stay tuned. You'll be watching
Speaker 1: on YouTube. Subscribe on YouTube, please, Okay, and while you're there,
Speaker 1: go up to Kimberly and Katies all right, Laura and
Speaker 1: Beer can Well, okay, I forgot that Michael. Kind of
Speaker 1: forgot about Michael. I'll be honest.
Speaker 2: I didn't forget because I was waiting for him to
Speaker 2: come just because I've seen the previews. Yeah right, but
Speaker 2: he has been a non entity very.
Speaker 1: Long time, barely been mentioned. So we have a new
Speaker 1: hero shot. She's sitting by the ocean reading a book
Speaker 1: and he comes up. He takes or smut one of
Speaker 1: the two right right, were wolf smut? And then he
Speaker 1: comes up when she's reading and he takes her by
Speaker 1: the hand. She puts the book down and they smile.
Speaker 2: So it's like both of them were losing themselves in
Speaker 2: reading and not interacting with the world, and now they've
Speaker 2: found each other interacting. Irl. Yes, wow, beautiful. There was
Speaker 2: so much Convede in that one shot.
Speaker 1: These heroes shots are getting more, more, more, Okay. So
Speaker 1: they're in the apartment and she says, I'd like to
Speaker 1: make some overseas calls or she says something about my
Speaker 1: friends overseas or something, and he's like, okay, you want
Speaker 1: me to go, you know what I'm going to do,
Speaker 1: and she goes find some she sha and he goes
Speaker 1: life with beer can goodbye. So he leaves. He's got
Speaker 1: to suck.
Speaker 3: She needs to take his wallet so it's not gambling too.
Speaker 1: She needs to make sure her wallet is hidden. I'm
Speaker 1: talking head, she says, I need to speak with someone
Speaker 1: who can help me process all that I've been feeling
Speaker 1: and all that I've heard. So she facetimes her bestie Michael,
Speaker 1: and she says, how are you doing. He's like, I'm
Speaker 1: doing okay, but you know you're not here, so I
Speaker 1: miss you, and she says, you know, since she's been there,
Speaker 1: she's been messaging with Michael, but she hasn't given him
Speaker 1: all the details. And he does always give great advice,
Speaker 1: except that he's a little biased because we know that
Speaker 1: he actually likes you. But again, she gave him a
Speaker 1: chance before she left and he didn't take. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, it's still good advice, even though he is biased.
Speaker 2: Everything he has said it has been watch out for
Speaker 2: this red flag gambler debt Man. Right, good advice.
Speaker 1: Okay. A listener made a comment on a TikTok that
Speaker 1: I did about Laura and beer Can and how he
Speaker 1: doesn't even look at her. He's like, she is fine.
Speaker 1: I don't have to look at her now. It was
Speaker 1: on TikTok and somebody wrote under it and said that
Speaker 1: he was doing a live the other night and that
Speaker 1: she wrote and said, oh my gosh, it's so crazy
Speaker 1: because we all pronounced her name beer Can and he
Speaker 1: blocked her. What. I thought that was so funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she just wrote me, oh wow, it's fun to see you.
Speaker 1: We all pronounced your name beer Can, and he walked her.
Speaker 2: Isn't it, oh beer Khan, beer Khan.
Speaker 1: But when we first met Laura she did say, beer Can.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're sorry, We're sorry, we're down Americans.
Speaker 1: And it's funny to save your can.
Speaker 2: So he her and he doesn't have a sense of
Speaker 2: humor about himself.
Speaker 1: He doesn't. You're never going to get to America with
Speaker 1: that sense of humor now, So she facetimes Michael and
Speaker 1: he says he's missing her, and he goes, so are
Speaker 1: you coming home? And she goes, not yet, But I
Speaker 1: have thought about it, you know, Michael beer Can is
Speaker 1: so sweet and it makes me feel so special. But
Speaker 1: he did tell me he has a substantial amount of debt.
Speaker 1: And he says, what is a substantial amount of debt
Speaker 1: in Turkish dollars? And she goes, fifty thousand dollars this
Speaker 1: red flag. He goes, what fifty thousand American dollars and
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah. And also he gambles to try to
Speaker 1: pay off the debt, but then makes the debt.
Speaker 3: Worse, and so I and he says he's good at gambing.
Speaker 1: I do also worry about what he might do with
Speaker 1: my money when he gets to the States. But god, Michael,
Speaker 1: he's so thoughtful and sweet. He took me on a
Speaker 1: boat and then he told me because of me, he
Speaker 1: feels alive again. That makes me feel cared for Michael.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Michael goes, Okay, So you need to
Speaker 1: come home, and he says, he says, you are emotionally compromised.
Speaker 1: And doesn't it just remind you of like an a
Speaker 1: show that we would watch as like an FBI agent
Speaker 1: and they get compromised in the field undercover and they
Speaker 1: have to like pull out of the undercover operation totally,
Speaker 1: he says.
Speaker 3: Or I felt like he was deprogramming her from a code.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, he says, you need to come home. You're
Speaker 1: emotionally compromised. This guy is running a con game. His
Speaker 1: job is to woo you and make you feel special again,
Speaker 1: and you've been deprived for so long For a guy
Speaker 1: like that that a guy has to do the minimum
Speaker 1: and you fall for it.
Speaker 2: You're basically just rehashing Twilight fan fiction. Like I know
Speaker 2: I'm a vampire, but you make me feel alive and
Speaker 2: not dead, right. I don't know if that happened in Twilight,
Speaker 2: but I feel like it did.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I didn't watch that movie.
Speaker 2: I didn't watch it or read it.
Speaker 1: Doal Keisha? So he says, there are guys that come
Speaker 1: with less baggage that can do way more for you.
Speaker 1: You're you're lacking common sense if a boat ride can
Speaker 1: win your heart, yeah, and she goes, I know it
Speaker 1: sounds crazy, but the green flags are harder to see
Speaker 1: unless you see them with your own eyes. So she's
Speaker 1: basically like, come here so you can see the green flags.
Speaker 2: How beautiful this boat was.
Speaker 1: And he goes, Okay, I want to come out there
Speaker 1: and meet him for myself. Can I come out there?
Speaker 1: May I come out there? And she goes, I don't know,
Speaker 1: because if you come then it could push them away
Speaker 1: or cause bigger problems. In the talking head, she goes,
Speaker 1: if Michael shows up, that could piss beer can all off.
Speaker 1: And but Michael wanting to fly here makes me wonder
Speaker 1: what his intentions are. Does he really have feelings for me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she is writing a romance novel.
Speaker 2: She has to be yes, m hm. And she even
Speaker 2: has a damaged She has two damaged men who are
Speaker 2: fighting for her. One has physical scars and one has
Speaker 2: emotional scars. See, I just wrote the opening line.
Speaker 1: That's right. Which one will she choose? How about answer
Speaker 1: number three? None of the above herself. Oh, Kimberly, Kimberly, Oh,
Speaker 1: you just wrote the story of one of the couples
Speaker 1: in love is blond. Tyler and Kia picked themselves, not Kevin.
Speaker 3: It also Nino.
Speaker 1: Who picked themselves.
Speaker 2: I think Brenda did. It might have been Kelly one
Speaker 2: of them. Kelly, I think picked but whatever they do
Speaker 2: Brandon and Luke Perry and she was like, I picked,
Speaker 2: I choose me, and then she walked away, but then
Speaker 2: she ended up going back to she did later pick
Speaker 2: one of them. Yeah, who knows, I can't remember who. Okay,
Speaker 2: Aviva and stick to Artists?
Speaker 1: Now, I do have an update on my realtor being
Speaker 1: in Belize and asking around the island about stick to artists,
Speaker 1: she said. In two days she asked three people if
Speaker 1: they this guy was stick to artists a rapper, and
Speaker 1: they all looked at her like she had ten heads
Speaker 1: and said no, they had never heard of this man, so,
Speaker 1: she said, after the third person looked at her like
Speaker 1: she was crazy or drunk, she decided to stop asking.
Speaker 1: So she only asked three people, and three people I.
Speaker 2: Need to know maybe the age range of the people. Okay,
Speaker 2: they were they middle age and older.
Speaker 1: I told her the guy was thirty and he was
Speaker 1: a rapper, so probably I said, just ask like a concierge,
Speaker 1: a white staff person, a person selling jewel on the beach,
Speaker 1: like get a range.
Speaker 2: She said, she yeah, yeah, okay, I mean I really
Speaker 2: applaud her boots on the ground, investigative work. And he
Speaker 2: would have painted it like everyone in the country knows
Speaker 2: who he is. He is a household name, so he's
Speaker 2: a liar. We already knew that, but thank you for
Speaker 2: proving it. I really appreciate it. So she we have
Speaker 2: aunt Spring is there too, and she shows Stig. They
Speaker 2: have pulled Stig away and left Aviva in the other
Speaker 2: room at the restaurant. They left her outside because they
Speaker 2: are going to have a confrontation inside, and she shows
Speaker 2: him on her phone.
Speaker 1: Is this you?
Speaker 2: This is just a few days ago, and this girl
Speaker 2: is kissing You're kissing this girl on her cheek and
Speaker 2: there's a heart emoji over the picture. And he says,
Speaker 2: that's just a fan. And she says, there are text
Speaker 2: messages from you saying I'm gonna love you forever. And
Speaker 2: the niece Carin says, why that man looked like Stig
Speaker 2: to the friend and the lady goes, that's my man,
Speaker 2: basically confirming that is Stig. So Stig says, these women
Speaker 2: are super fans and I appreciate their support, but they
Speaker 2: make things up. And ant Spring brings in her niece
Speaker 2: Karen and again leaving Aviva completely outside by herself and
Speaker 2: says Stig is claiming he doesn't know this girl. And
Speaker 2: Karen says, so this is a friend of mine. I
Speaker 2: grew up with her forever. She would not lie to me.
Speaker 2: And she says when she goes to the city, she
Speaker 2: sees you, and Stick goes, she sees me performing maybe,
Speaker 2: And Karin says, February seventh, where were you? And he
Speaker 2: says Hopkins And she says that photo is in sen
Speaker 2: you with her, That is not Hopkins. And Aviva is
Speaker 2: in the other room peering over, like what are they
Speaker 2: talking about? Are they talking about me? What's happening? It's
Speaker 2: looks tense. Go use your legs walk into the other room.
Speaker 1: She's six months pregnant. She can barely move.
Speaker 2: Yeh, he shot up the club yesterday, Yes he did.
Speaker 2: So Stick says, I'm not lying. I wasn't with that girl,
Speaker 2: and Chrinn says, I don't want to hurt a Viva
Speaker 2: and just me telling Auntie's Spring about this was very
Speaker 2: traumatic for me because I didn't want to get in
Speaker 2: the middle of it. But Stig bullshits a lot, and
Speaker 2: if he's not serious and he's cheating with Aviva, he
Speaker 2: needs to tell her. And Stick goes, this is all bullshit.
Speaker 2: This is bullshit, this is not true, and Spring goes,
Speaker 2: the way you're acting is exactly how my ex, my
Speaker 2: husband for twenty years, would act every time I caught
Speaker 2: him cheating. You're acting the exact same way. And Spring says,
Speaker 2: I don't believe anything you're saying. And if you don't
Speaker 2: tell Aviva, I will, and he goes, I'll talk to you,
Speaker 2: or I have nothing to hide. She's right out there.
Speaker 2: I'll go to the other room. And he tells us
Speaker 2: Spring is just putting this on him because of what
Speaker 2: she went through with her ex and she has I'm
Speaker 2: not her ex, and also she's clearly witnessed like a
Speaker 2: mob hit and that's why she's in disguise. I don't
Speaker 2: know who this person is with the fake glasses and
Speaker 2: nose and hair. So Avivans did go back to the
Speaker 2: hotel and Aviva's like so what were you guys talking
Speaker 2: about for such a long time and you left me
Speaker 2: alone at the rest and like.
Speaker 1: Did they ever eat or did they ever eat? Did
Speaker 1: they talk about it?
Speaker 2: They didn't talk about it until the cameras were on
Speaker 2: at the hotel, So I got in silence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right home, strange. Yeah, I would want food to
Speaker 1: want to eat while you were telling me the story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So, so Stig says, well, your aunt came
Speaker 2: to me with proof in quotes of cheating, and she
Speaker 2: gave me an ultimatum to tell you. And she had
Speaker 2: a picture of me hugging a girl and kissing her
Speaker 2: on his cheek from a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Maybe, but that's what I do with fans and you know.
Speaker 3: And Aviva's like, is that it?
Speaker 2: And he's like, well, Grin says this is her friend.
Speaker 2: And her friend says she's with me, but I do
Speaker 2: not know her. And she sent me a screenshot of
Speaker 2: a message from who's me, I guess? But me is
Speaker 2: listed in the phone as him, Yeah, in capital letters
Speaker 2: like it's God or something like him. And that's how
Speaker 2: the friend has him listed in the phone is him
Speaker 2: and it says I'm a love you forever. But I'm
Speaker 2: not him. It's not him, I'm not me. I'm him,
Speaker 2: I'm me, I'm not him.
Speaker 1: And and she's like, it's like to have seen all
Speaker 1: the text messages like I'll see you tonight in Hopkins,
Speaker 1: I'll see you, you know, just like I'm gonna love
Speaker 1: you forever.
Speaker 2: Could be anything right we're getting And he says it's
Speaker 2: like pulled from another fake like it's it's pulled from
Speaker 2: another you know, text, it's a screenshot, it's from another
Speaker 2: text message with someone else.
Speaker 3: It's AI. I'm surprised he didn't say AI.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Aviva says, you know, Krienn says this is her friend,
Speaker 2: and her friend is saying she's with you, and he goes,
Speaker 2: krin is crazy, and Aviva goes, why would she lie?
Speaker 2: Like I don't buy this? And he says, if I
Speaker 2: was messing with her, I'd tell you the truth. I'd
Speaker 2: ask for a threesome. I'm just kidding jokes because it's funny,
Speaker 2: because it's all a joke, because it's fake AI.
Speaker 1: Unless you're gonna do Unless you're gonna do it, yeah,
Speaker 1: would you actually do the three someome? Though?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Could we do one with Krinn your cousin who
Speaker 2: So again I don't believe their cousins by they're not cousins,
Speaker 2: but they're not really cousins by blood, they're so yeah.
Speaker 2: So Aviva says, I want to see the photo and
Speaker 2: the message before I decide anything, and he goes, so
Speaker 2: is this gonna like ruin our night? Could we still
Speaker 2: get it on? Can I still shoot up the club?
Speaker 2: Like he's trying to cuddle with her, and she's like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm tired. Stop. Well it's maybe too late for that
Speaker 2: because you're clearly already pregnant. You haven't washed your hair
Speaker 2: in weeks, so this man is ruining your life.
Speaker 1: So they don't do it.
Speaker 3: So they clearly don't do it, which was smart.
Speaker 2: I'm glad. She's finally like she maybe should have waited
Speaker 2: to hear what Anne Springs said before she had him
Speaker 2: shoot up the club.
Speaker 1: Repeatedly, well does she say? In a talking to her,
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm here
Speaker 1: with the man who like won't say he loves me
Speaker 1: and wants to get me pregnant, Like what's going on?
Speaker 1: What am I doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What are my li choices?
Speaker 3: I am a dental hygienist for God's sake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a real job, A real job.
Speaker 3: I used to have clean hair in the United States.
Speaker 2: What am I doing?
Speaker 1: Okay? Uh? Lisa and Daniel, you guys, what in the
Speaker 1: Coming to America joke? Community theater is happening here?
Speaker 2: I said, You guys said coming to America, which is
Speaker 2: so much smarter than mine because it actually looks exactly
Speaker 2: like Coming to America. In my head, I was seeing
Speaker 2: elementary school production of Lyon King the musical that too,
Speaker 2: where the costumes are homemade by the kids.
Speaker 1: It okay, let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's so stereotypical what you think you would find
Speaker 2: in an African village that I was Is this real?
Speaker 1: Except not in a palace, just in someone's living room?
Speaker 2: Will I thought mister Ark was gonna come out. I
Speaker 2: was really hoping for mister Arc in his one hand,
Speaker 2: because that felt more real. It did. They were sitting
Speaker 2: in like plastic at Irondack chairs. Yes, and it was
Speaker 2: like not a palace, but we didn't expect it to
Speaker 2: be a palace. And he was dressed, not with a
Speaker 2: fake lion on his shirt.
Speaker 1: This is the wildest thing I've ever seen so and
Speaker 1: even they can't keep a straight face. So they're getting
Speaker 1: ready and they're talking about the lady from social media
Speaker 1: and she goes, I don't know what happened. That lady
Speaker 1: blocked me, Like I just can't believe it. She goes,
Speaker 1: you know, all I can determine is that lady must
Speaker 1: be jealous of our relationship, and so that reached out
Speaker 1: to say he's a scammer.
Speaker 2: And when she's sang this part, the music gets out
Speaker 2: that tinkly where the music is making fun of her,
Speaker 2: where it's like you're an eight music, like clown music,
Speaker 2: because the editors are making fun of her.
Speaker 3: When she goes into this rationale of.
Speaker 1: The way that she was able to bring that back
Speaker 1: around to be and she's jealous.
Speaker 2: The gymnastics this woman is able to do in her head. Also,
Speaker 2: why is there a framed photo of Jeff Daniel on
Speaker 2: the table of the hotel room.
Speaker 1: I wonder if she bought that picture? And then she
Speaker 1: also brought the picture of her and her daughter or
Speaker 1: princess and with them around to feel homey, like I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: But like she's with Daniel who brings framed photos of
Speaker 2: someone when they go on vacation to be with that.
Speaker 1: Person maybe or he's in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Did he give her a frame photo of himself and
Speaker 2: not of the two of them?
Speaker 1: Could fee good be? So he tells her We're going
Speaker 1: to see the king today, so you have to dress up,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my god, I'm gonna get to
Speaker 1: meet a real king. I'm so nervous, I might pee
Speaker 1: my pants. I'm imagining a palace or a big castle.
Speaker 1: I'm so nervous. What if I kneel at the wrong time?
Speaker 1: Seeing the king is the ultimate blessing?
Speaker 2: Boy, Okay, gonnape her pants when she kneels or so
Speaker 2: get back up.
Speaker 1: So the talking head he says, yes, taking Lisa's to
Speaker 1: see the king is the highest honor in our culture,
Speaker 1: and this is a way to prove to Lisa I'm
Speaker 1: committed to her. Well, she wouldn't know the difference. Okay.
Speaker 1: So she's like, is it a big palace or is
Speaker 1: it more just like a mansion?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: He goes, quit asking questions like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm allowed to be nervous to meet a king.
Speaker 1: They drive up to like a regular house with you know,
Speaker 1: washing hanging for some reason, three exercise bikes on the lawn, stationary.
Speaker 2: Bikes on the lawn outside three three is this for.
Speaker 1: The spin class? Later? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What's happening? There's a broken window and like an ac
Speaker 1: unit and she goes, is this the house I thought
Speaker 1: I would see a palace?
Speaker 2: Is this the palace? First of all, Lisa, we know
Speaker 2: that you lived in a tent, so you need to
Speaker 2: check your expect your privilege there and stop being so snobby.
Speaker 1: Great point, they have walls, at least, that's right. So
Speaker 1: they go into the house with the uncle what's his name?
Speaker 1: The justice what's his name?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh it was weird. It was like
Speaker 2: sig Freud. It was like six Ferdinand. He had multiple names. No, no,
Speaker 2: not the king, oh the uncle, the uncle.
Speaker 1: His name was like Majeslim, mister r.
Speaker 2: We're point two two point zero.
Speaker 1: So I just said, oh my god, is this community theater?
Speaker 1: And then I have to make it out I'm not
Speaker 1: making fun of someone's culture. No, but this man is
Speaker 1: wearing a stuffed animal lion's head on a piece of cloth.
Speaker 1: There is a woman and a man next to him
Speaker 1: in traditional tribal garb in a living room with an
Speaker 1: ac unit and the king is like ding ding ding
Speaker 1: ringing this bell and it is comedy, you guys s
Speaker 1: his theater. This is absolutely something they put on for
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 2: I need to I don't know, I don't I need
Speaker 2: to hear from people. It's just not like anything we've
Speaker 2: ever seen. It's like what you Americans would do if
Speaker 2: they were trying to put on a community theater of
Speaker 2: what they thought an African king would look like. And
Speaker 2: this guy is smooth fassa, and then this guy like
Speaker 2: and then we put the traditional face paint on these ladies.
Speaker 1: And it's a lady and a guy and the guy
Speaker 1: has on like a grassllowin cloth. The lady has her face.
Speaker 1: The guy is holding like a spear spear. I also
Speaker 1: can't hear her spear. Who's holding a spear? And every
Speaker 1: so of them will shake it.
Speaker 2: And the lady in like a living room as there
Speaker 2: is one of those wall ac units.
Speaker 1: Yes, and there's like a tapestry hung behind it makes
Speaker 1: and stationary bikes, say shery bikes outside for the exercise later.
Speaker 1: So the uncle Ma Justus or whatever his name is
Speaker 1: Augustus introduces Lisa and the talking head the king whose
Speaker 1: name is King Don Alexandra something, King Don Alexander something.
Speaker 1: So his name is Don Alexander. I look him up
Speaker 1: in the phone book. His name was Don Alexander. But
Speaker 1: he lets us know that he is an oracle, he's
Speaker 1: a prophet, so all the couples come to him.
Speaker 2: Sure, Jan, So it's that other guy that Daniel went
Speaker 2: to before Lisa came, who rolled the dice on the floor,
Speaker 2: And was he also a king or an oracle?
Speaker 1: He's a prince. He's a prince, he's the son of
Speaker 1: the king, and he hasn't moved up to the palace.
Speaker 1: He must do the oracle and the prophecy on the street. Okay,
Speaker 1: So this guy consults the ancestors, just like the guy
Speaker 1: on the street did. And he says the d D
Speaker 1: D ding and they shake the swear and they say
Speaker 1: the ancestors has spoken, Will you take good care of Daniel?
Speaker 1: And she goes yeah, and he says I don't think so.
Speaker 1: And she goes, okay, what and he says, why are
Speaker 1: you laughing? And she goes, I'm not laughing, my king,
Speaker 1: And he says, you are laughing. You need to go
Speaker 1: and sit down. She says, yes, my King, and she
Speaker 1: sits on the couch, and in the talking head Daniel says, oh,
Speaker 1: my gosh, I could not believe she was laughing. It
Speaker 1: is so disrespectful to the king and to the palace
Speaker 1: to laugh. Tell her that now are you calling this
Speaker 1: a palace? To Daniel, now come on, come, that's my palace.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So Lisa says, my King, I am laughing because I
Speaker 1: am nervous. I either laugh or I cry. And Daniel says,
Speaker 1: I am so sorry. She is the one I want
Speaker 1: to marry, and she is nervous because she is trying
Speaker 1: her best to learn our traditions. And so he allows
Speaker 1: her to go back up, and the uncle Justus Augustus says,
Speaker 1: don't laugh again.
Speaker 2: As if she would make that mistake again.
Speaker 1: So she walks back up, and the king says, the
Speaker 1: ancestors accept you. They shake this bear.
Speaker 2: Ancestors are happening an off day. Their third eye is
Speaker 2: very cloudy, Yes they are, if they're saying okay to Lisa.
Speaker 2: By the way, not making fun of this, because all
Speaker 2: religion is strange if you look at it from the outside.
Speaker 2: Your religion is strange. Your religion is strange. My religion
Speaker 2: is strange. Caro Kards are strange, Christianity strange. It's all strange.
Speaker 1: And this is very strange.
Speaker 2: And this is strange too. It's all strange.
Speaker 1: So he looks. He looks like same with the gull
Speaker 1: on the street, looks like he's playing with like a
Speaker 1: backgamon set and he shakes and then he gets this,
Speaker 1: he gets his prophecy.
Speaker 2: He rolls the dice and then kind of moves the
Speaker 2: pieces around the board kind of and it's yeah, again,
Speaker 2: religion weird. It's always.
Speaker 1: So he rings the bell davening around the couple, and
Speaker 1: he says, okay, the ancestors accept you. I bless you.
Speaker 1: I bless your marriage. And he keeps calling them husband
Speaker 1: and wife. So I don't know if this means like
Speaker 1: they're officially married. Oh okay, if they are officially married, now,
Speaker 1: I don't know because he keeps saying husband and wife.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if the ceremony means they're officially
Speaker 1: married and they're culture it's not. It's not valid in
Speaker 1: the States, but it could be valid in Nigeria.
Speaker 3: So he says, and it's valid in faith's heart and
Speaker 3: the promise that Lisa made to her daughter to not
Speaker 3: get married.
Speaker 1: Princess doesn't know what she doesn't know, so he says
Speaker 1: the king. The King says, my final thought is I
Speaker 1: want to see how the wif will dance. And I
Speaker 1: guess there's music, but we don't hear it. But I said,
Speaker 1: this is getting weird because she's just like, huh okay
Speaker 1: he he and he says, the wifile dance very well.
Speaker 1: So then they sit down.
Speaker 2: He seemed like a very good natured king. I liked
Speaker 2: when he made her laugh and she was like, I'm
Speaker 2: not laughing. You told me not to laugh, and he's like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm saying you can laugh now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I command you to laugh. It was cute. I
Speaker 1: mean never, I'm never getting over the stuffed animal that
Speaker 1: he was wearing. I'm never gonna over it. I'm never
Speaker 1: getting over it. So you guys please check my Instagram
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna put up the funniest real you've ever
Speaker 1: seen in your life. Okay, I've already got all my pictures.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So in the talking head, Lisa says, I feel relief
Speaker 1: to be blessed by the King and I hope Daniel
Speaker 1: will understand about my past and also that I was
Speaker 1: married five times, and also I'm still married to a woman. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's enough from my throat, So can't she's a liar,
Speaker 1: liar pants, I need a cough drop. Okay, I know,
Speaker 1: let's move it on to Emma and Zed. Oh that's me. Huh, sorry,
Speaker 1: did we miss somebody from you? No?
Speaker 2: I think that was it.
Speaker 1: No, I just had to double up this week as
Speaker 1: of Alice. Okay, Emma and Zied. Oh gosh, I thought
Speaker 1: my throat was good, but I don't have to do
Speaker 1: for these two. So she is telling Zed when they're
Speaker 1: sitting in those chairs in the desert. She says, on
Speaker 1: my last trip to mary Cash, I saw Amed and
Speaker 1: we got engaged. And he says, uh huh, so that's
Speaker 1: why you wanted to get engaged so fast, And why
Speaker 1: didn't you tell me this story when we talked on
Speaker 1: social media? You just made up a story as to
Speaker 1: why you were in Marrakesh with your friends. But now
Speaker 1: you're telling me something different. And he says, it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know you, well, you don't, no, and you
Speaker 1: met this girl on social media because you thought she
Speaker 1: was hot. It started calling her wifey M.
Speaker 2: What do you think in five minutes?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, He says, I don't know you and I
Speaker 1: won't trust anything you have to say. And then in
Speaker 1: the talking head he kind of goes in and out
Speaker 1: of English, but he says, the amount of lies she
Speaker 1: told me. She said she was a Marrakesh with her girlfriends,
Speaker 1: and then she said she came to Morocco to heill
Speaker 1: from her breakup. And now she says she was engaged
Speaker 1: to a guy. The stories get worse and worse and
Speaker 1: worse and worse.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: He's not wrong, you know, he's completely right.
Speaker 2: The only thing I have in her defense is she
Speaker 2: did try to tell him this earlier, and he said,
Speaker 2: I don't care about your pa and I don't want
Speaker 2: to talk about it.
Speaker 3: But she should have insisted, and she should have told
Speaker 3: him all this before she even came.
Speaker 1: But even if I've been on this horse ride with
Speaker 1: this same driver in the same horse before last year.
Speaker 2: Thank you Bill, see you later.
Speaker 1: Okay, He says to her, it feels like you're not good.
Speaker 1: I can't live with you, I can't propose you, I
Speaker 1: can't move on with you. She goes so you're breaking
Speaker 1: out with me, And he goes yes, and she goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I didn't break up with you when
Speaker 1: I found out you were messaging other girls. I gave
Speaker 1: you the benefit of the doubt. And now you're just
Speaker 1: breaking up with me because you find out one little thing.
Speaker 2: Her hair is out of control, by the way, her
Speaker 2: wig is slipped down so far on her it's at
Speaker 2: her like lack of elevens.
Speaker 1: It's between her eyes far down. Yeah, and okay. So
Speaker 1: she goes, you find out one little thing and he goes, yes,
Speaker 1: I want to break up with you. I just want
Speaker 1: to go home right now. And she goes, were we
Speaker 1: in a relationship? Were we in a relationship? Were we
Speaker 1: in a relationship? Hey? Yet, were we're in a relationship.
Speaker 1: He storms off to his tent and she walks off
Speaker 1: crying and goes, he is an asshole, like literally an asshole.
Speaker 1: And I'll say, that's no funny. So she goes into
Speaker 1: your tip. So she's crying and she says, like, I
Speaker 1: didn't think he's gonna break up with me. It was
Speaker 1: like he was just like looking for an excuse to
Speaker 1: walk away. So he has packed up his stuff and
Speaker 1: he is dragging those bags up this like cobblestone, like
Speaker 1: Sandy Rocky walk to meet the car. But obviously they
Speaker 1: tell him, why you wait for the car, You have
Speaker 1: to go back down here and doctor or So he
Speaker 1: walks back down and then talking to head, he goes,
Speaker 1: I am mad. She lied about everything, and tomorrow she
Speaker 1: would tell me a different story. So I can't take
Speaker 1: another chance. All I want to do is leave and
Speaker 1: forget this whole thing and forget her name.
Speaker 2: Oh I was proud of him, good job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she goes out of her tent to talk
Speaker 1: to him. I just love that she's in these slippers
Speaker 1: in the sands. Yea, how dirty urvy, you know. So
Speaker 1: she goes out to talk to him and he says,
Speaker 1: I'm leaving. I'm leaving, and she goes, so you're just
Speaker 1: gonna leave me alone out here? Okay, well you're not alone.
Speaker 1: There's like a whole And she goes, what about the
Speaker 1: two weeks I'm here? And he goes, you can just
Speaker 1: call the other guy, like I don't know, and she goes, see, ed,
Speaker 1: you are an asshole and a liar, a liar, And
Speaker 1: he goes, Okay, you can say whatever you want. She goes,
Speaker 1: do you want to tell everyone we had sex? Do
Speaker 1: you want to tell everybody we had we had sex?
Speaker 1: We had do you have sex? We had sex? He
Speaker 1: is trying so hard to talk over her. Uh huh,
Speaker 1: and he says, I will finish all the things, say
Speaker 1: what you want, but I will not continue. And she goes,
Speaker 1: did we not have sex? Did we not have sex?
Speaker 1: Because witted, witted, we have sex. And he goes for me,
Speaker 1: it is the end, okay, and he's taking off his microphone.
Speaker 1: She goes, we did it, we had sex. We did it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dead the sex? Did it? And he goes, okay, goodbye, goodbye,
Speaker 1: and he goes bye guys, and he says like, goodbye
Speaker 1: to the crew and he walks off and just fine,
Speaker 1: you should go.
Speaker 3: I can't kick you out of the desert, babe.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be her alone anyway. Bye. So in
Speaker 1: the talking head she goes, I didn't even do anything.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: She is so in denial about how big a deal
Speaker 2: a secret fiance is.
Speaker 1: She is so funny.
Speaker 2: Maybe where she's from in hollyweird than that. If anything flies,
Speaker 2: and it does in California, but you are in Morocco, babe,
Speaker 2: and this is actually a very big deal.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. I mean, I didn't even do anything,
Speaker 1: and this was a before we were in a relationship,
Speaker 1: and he has done so much to me, but I
Speaker 1: was his girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And also it was during a relationship too, because there
Speaker 2: was that time where I ghosted him and I went
Speaker 2: back to my fiance. But he doesn't know that, so
Speaker 2: he just thinks it was about before time.
Speaker 1: That's right, we're sticking with that story. Okay, So she goes,
Speaker 1: I just wasted my time again just to get broken
Speaker 1: up with again, and he just left me in the
Speaker 1: desert in the middle of nowhere with a staff and
Speaker 1: a crew. I don't understand. I try so hard to
Speaker 1: find love and make it work, and it never works.
Speaker 1: I always get dumped. All I want is if I
Speaker 1: get married and it never has me?
Speaker 2: Is she walking the ding with tears and sand in
Speaker 2: her face and probably got sand in her eyes and
Speaker 2: she can't feel it because of her eyelashes. You need
Speaker 2: to fix yourself, Emma, girl, fix yourself. Figure out what
Speaker 2: this Moroccan fetish that you have going on is, figure
Speaker 2: out the wig thing and get yourself sordid because you broken. Girl,
Speaker 2: there's something wrong with you and that's why this keeps happening.
Speaker 1: Maybe she needs to go and love is Blonde Morocco
Speaker 1: perfect perfect, We fixed it, okay, coming up on Talk
Speaker 1: to a Therapist boy, coming up on this season of
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. That's not what I said. It said
Speaker 1: next week. But that was fun last week, all right,
Speaker 1: I got excited. I forgot to change it. Okay, And
Speaker 1: it wasn't Lisa this time. I'm going this season on.
Speaker 1: Before it wasn't her, it was somebody helse. I think
Speaker 1: it was a via hud. Next week on, Rick and
Speaker 1: Tricia appear to go to like a local boxing match
Speaker 1: where it's just two dudes boxing.
Speaker 2: She did say her her tribe is where they fight
Speaker 2: everything out. Remember she said her tribe is the violent
Speaker 2: like Chaosians who every night at a bar, ends and
Speaker 2: fights in the street.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we're hoping it's gonna end in violence with
Speaker 1: her dad whoop and Rick, that's what we're looking for.
Speaker 2: He needs to be punched.
Speaker 1: So they go to a local boxing match. And speaking
Speaker 1: of that, did you see that he also used to
Speaker 1: be a wrestler. Yeah, okay, sorry you guys. This guy
Speaker 1: has had one hundred, lives a hundred.
Speaker 2: He was a seasonal wrestler one season and it was
Speaker 2: part time work.
Speaker 1: He is he and beer Can. I don't know who's
Speaker 1: more like alex On Love is blind, but just a
Speaker 1: lot of careers. Okay. So Rickatricia go to a local
Speaker 1: boxing back.
Speaker 2: Off of many trades.
Speaker 1: Ah, I see what you did there, He says. She's
Speaker 1: hard to read, but she's warming back up to me now,
Speaker 1: and so she tells him, if you pick the winner
Speaker 1: of this match, we can have sex tonight. So pick correctly. No, No, Trisha,
Speaker 1: what are you doing. We're rooting for you.
Speaker 2: We were all rooting for you.
Speaker 1: Elise is headed to Australia in a inappropriate airplane outfit.
Speaker 1: I hope she's got something change into, and Josh says
Speaker 1: he's excited to meet her because she's beautiful and she's fiery,
Speaker 1: but he's very nervous. Now. He appears to be driving
Speaker 1: some sort of super flashy sports car and he's got
Speaker 1: a buddy, an equally good looking buddy in the car,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I am kind of worried about the
Speaker 1: issues we're going to have. She's most likely going to
Speaker 1: have a problem with Nat who is it is Natalie
Speaker 1: who's rolling on his girlfriend? Okay, but I was like,
Speaker 1: what's this flashy car? No?
Speaker 2: Did he rent that too?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Did he have to split it with this guy?
Speaker 1: So he's an hour to drive it and the guy
Speaker 1: gets at the next hour. Ye Aviva talks to aunt
Speaker 1: springs niece Karenne to ask about the girl.
Speaker 2: By the way, Krinn is spelled Corinth, but they all
Speaker 2: in case anyone comes to correct us, they all seem
Speaker 2: to pronounce it krinne, but whenever they put it on
Speaker 2: the screen, there is a thh at the end or.
Speaker 3: A t y h y t h something. But they
Speaker 3: all be into say sort of yeah.
Speaker 1: See there's a town in Mississippi called Corinth. Oh O
Speaker 1: r I n t h, So that's I would have
Speaker 1: said Corinth, but it's Corinne.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how they all pronounce it. So I'm just
Speaker 2: going with what they do.
Speaker 1: Okay, they're gonna call the girl. And if he was like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna call her right now?
Speaker 2: Yes, collor Collor call her? We want it Audo.
Speaker 1: The way that that picture is done and then the
Speaker 1: way that the little heart thing is placed, it was like,
Speaker 1: is that girl pregnant.
Speaker 2: It looks like a pregnancy announcement. It's like us.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 2: It totally does because they've superimposed a heart over the belly.
Speaker 2: Ye okay, is he shooting up multiple clubs?
Speaker 1: Well? Yeah, okay? Uh. Forrest talks to Molly, who says,
Speaker 1: why didn't you make her prove herself before you proposed?
Speaker 1: And he says, Mom, she has traumatic experiences, so that's
Speaker 1: why she lies. And Mom in like a talking to
Speaker 1: half of the three of them together, Molly goes, everybody
Speaker 1: has stress in their life. But to say, oh, I
Speaker 1: just stressed, so I'm gonna lie. Are you gonna accept that? Forrest?
Speaker 1: You are more full of shit than a Christmas goose? Huh?
Speaker 2: I just I can't. I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2: But I don't celebrate Christmas, nor do I geese? But
Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with Molly? Never know the
Speaker 2: fact that a mother of a son who has autism
Speaker 2: spectrum disorder and has struggled socially and he's got she
Speaker 2: got him on a social group, a social media group
Speaker 2: where he met shea and we're not talking about if
Speaker 2: she has any sort of we have no IDEAO divergency.
Speaker 2: But which would explain some of the lying. There's just
Speaker 2: no understanding about that. It's just full anger and like nasty,
Speaker 2: nasty vitriol from this one towards both of them, her
Speaker 2: own son. Yes, poor Dev, God Dev must get an earfull.
Speaker 3: He just must hear about it all. That's why he
Speaker 3: doesn't talk.
Speaker 2: He should. His ears are just takes the.
Speaker 1: Sides out, walks around and just not Lisa says to Daniel.
Speaker 1: Now they appear to be a romantic dinner. And what
Speaker 1: I need you to notice in this scene, whether you
Speaker 1: watch it at the end or if you watch it
Speaker 1: for next week. When she starts to talk to him,
Speaker 1: there's a bottle full of red wine on the table.
Speaker 1: It is a red bottle, clear bottle filled to the
Speaker 1: top with red wine, okay. And when this scene is over,
Speaker 1: it is empty. It is an empty clear bottle. I
Speaker 1: was like, did they mess it up and switch the bottles?
Speaker 1: But no. Then I realized there was like this much
Speaker 1: at the bottom and it's read okay, Lisa says to Daniel.
Speaker 1: I've been married five times and I've filled out the
Speaker 1: divorce papers, but I am still married. I came here
Speaker 1: to tell you the truth. He walks off and says, oh,
Speaker 1: I feel like someone has poisoned me. She called me
Speaker 1: a liar, she called me a scammer, but she's the scammer.
Speaker 1: And then I just would like everybody to notice the
Speaker 1: wine bottle. That was my last note.
Speaker 2: Also, he is now three times essentially lied to important
Speaker 2: men in his culture, right unknowingly about her, because he
Speaker 2: got his uncle's blessing, and then he got that prince
Speaker 2: on the street doing the dice, and then he got
Speaker 2: the king of the community, and yes, and that first
Speaker 2: what was that the other guy the he went to
Speaker 2: the uncle all dressed up first too. I forgot that
Speaker 2: was the uncle where they addressed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so he is.
Speaker 2: And then the uncle vouches for him and puts himself
Speaker 2: in trouble with the king if the dad came out
Speaker 2: about her exactly, and then all this stuff is going
Speaker 2: to come out. And it's like, that's really shitty, Lisa,
Speaker 2: that you have done this to him. I don't know,
Speaker 2: he's a total jerk and a scam artist, and I
Speaker 2: don't feel bad for him.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, this is this is the This is the
Speaker 1: problem with this show is we never know who to
Speaker 1: root for thing neither in this case. And you know,
Speaker 1: Dave and I are watching Succession, and he said yesterday
Speaker 1: because the problem with watching this show, and we're just
Speaker 1: in season one, he doesn't even know how bad it's
Speaker 1: going to get. He said, the problem with this show
Speaker 1: is that there's no good person here. Correct. Well, it's
Speaker 1: just like Seinfeld, right, yeah, everybody's.
Speaker 2: Seinfeldw or everybody everything's funny.
Speaker 1: I said, there's no there's no good person in Seinfeld.
Speaker 1: He goes, well, at least that's funny. Right.
Speaker 2: Well, see, I found found some of the things on
Speaker 2: Succession funny.
Speaker 1: Oh I find most of it hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, but they're funny in their terribleness.
Speaker 1: Right. Okay, now speaking of terrible. Now, Kimberly has made
Speaker 1: something that is going to go on both of our
Speaker 1: instagrams and it is and viral. So help us everybody
Speaker 1: post it, repost it, make us go viral. Okay, it
Speaker 1: is this. We're going to show it here on the screen.
Speaker 1: You have a ten hour took took ride to visit
Speaker 1: your ninety day fiance. Where are you sitting? Okay? Here
Speaker 1: are your choices.
Speaker 2: It is Greg's mom, see you now, she's the best
Speaker 2: I think out of all of these, she's one of
Speaker 2: the She's not terrible, Lucille.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is Pedro's mom.
Speaker 2: It's horrible.
Speaker 1: It is Karen, she tells, mom, No, what's the kind?
Speaker 2: Sorry, not Karen. What's her name? Sean tells, no, mom
Speaker 2: is it's.
Speaker 1: Like Natalie or something. She's got a regular name. I
Speaker 1: can't remember what her name is.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look at it up.
Speaker 1: Okaya, look it up. So we've got Lucille, We've got
Speaker 1: Pedro's mom. Whose name is? Who's whose name? Lydia Lydia. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we've got Lucille, Lydia, and Karen.
Speaker 2: And I had to put Lydia and Karen next to
Speaker 2: each other because you have to sit in between them,
Speaker 2: right that they obviously the wrong answer. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: that who's number three Laurence Lauren's mom and what's her name?
Speaker 3: One who threatened to slap her across the face on TV.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna call her Lauren's mom. And then of
Speaker 1: course we have Brandon's mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Betty.
Speaker 1: And then we have a say Lou's mom. No that
Speaker 1: first note because oh no, no, no, sorry, that Summit's mom. Sorry,
Speaker 1: this is a small picture. Summit's mom.
Speaker 2: Then we have.
Speaker 1: That's another row. Yeah, so so far I'm hicking to
Speaker 1: sit between. I'm sitting by bet I'm sitting by Betty.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting by bet.
Speaker 2: You are so between Betty and Submit's mom or Betty
Speaker 2: and Lauren's mom.
Speaker 1: M let me get back to you. And then we
Speaker 1: have a swayl Lou's mom, give me more money, Give
Speaker 1: me my money. That's all I want. I don't care
Speaker 1: about your kids, Debbie Culti's mom. And then of course
Speaker 1: we have Molly for mom. Yes, so I'm going I'm
Speaker 1: going number three. I'm going between Lauren's mom and Brandon's mom.
Speaker 1: That's right, Okay, Okay, because I lean back and talk
Speaker 1: to Lucille.
Speaker 2: That's true. Let's see, I'm gonna go. God, I really
Speaker 2: hate the sound of Debbie's voice. Is the only thing
Speaker 2: I think Molly could be. Okay, if you are just
Speaker 2: talking about like traveling with her like because she was
Speaker 2: enjoyable with the fruit and the you know, so if
Speaker 2: you kept it, you have ten hours, if you kept
Speaker 2: it to just this country that we are visiting. But
Speaker 2: if she finds out you are visiting a ninety day fiance,
Speaker 2: she's gonna start screaming. How they screwed over her son.
Speaker 1: I think she's gonna do things like real real the
Speaker 1: whole time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's true about sex.
Speaker 1: That annoying.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm gonna go between Lucille and Sean Tell's
Speaker 2: he Patro's mom because Patro's mom is okay when it
Speaker 2: doesn't involve Chantell.
Speaker 3: She's a lawyer, yeah right. And I find Lucille kind
Speaker 3: of fine.
Speaker 2: Funny she was she was she was funny on pillow Talk,
Speaker 2: and she wasn't that terrible to Joan considering how much
Speaker 2: worse she could have been. And she has dogs, She's
Speaker 2: a dog lady. So okay, Okay, I feel like that's
Speaker 2: where I have to go. I can't sit anywhere nearest
Speaker 2: way Loose Mom, and I can't sit anywhere near Betty
Speaker 2: because like I would, I just would vomit because of
Speaker 2: the hairstyle and her whole personality makes me sick.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you and are going to You're gonna sit
Speaker 1: in one, I'm gonna sit in three. All right. So guys,
Speaker 1: we're going to post this thing on Instagram, and I
Speaker 1: want everybody to go and I want you to repost
Speaker 1: it and make us go viral. Because it's not fair
Speaker 1: that Kate Casey got to go viral with her Love
Speaker 1: is Blind. She got two point five million views on
Speaker 1: a of his wine things. She did what and I
Speaker 1: got insanely jealous, and I want to go viral now. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, there were so many other variations of
Speaker 2: this and so many other Oh sorry that time I
Speaker 2: did hit my mic, so many other people I had
Speaker 2: to leave off just because it was too small.
Speaker 1: Okay, but why don't we do a second after this
Speaker 1: one goes viral and do a second one?
Speaker 2: Okay, because yeah, okay, great idea. I'll do those one
Speaker 2: with all the smaller faces.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, just like do a second one with
Speaker 1: the rejects from this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah sounds good.
Speaker 1: All right, everybody? That is it for our show? And
Speaker 1: don't forget that Mondays we have much shop Monday, Kisha Na.
Speaker 1: On Wednesdays, we've got Welcome to plathforl Rewatch, which was
Speaker 1: the Driveway episode where Ethan like grabs his dad. That
Speaker 1: was a great episode this week that, of course, yes,
Speaker 1: and then we've got Love is Blind episodes ten and eleven.
Speaker 1: Nothing will top episodes eight and nine, but ten was
Speaker 1: pretty good. Eleven, we get in start with the weddings
Speaker 1: and so we put on our veils, the whole thing
Speaker 1: as we do. This week, I got Brian moylan talking
Speaker 1: Bravo and then of course on Fridays as always, Kimberly
Speaker 1: and I will be with you to talk about ninety
Speaker 1: Day the Single Life, and my interview with Kim Balie
Speaker 1: will be out next week.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to go. And that's it everybody, and talk
Speaker 1: to you later.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,