WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:05.080 Hey, the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour, final hour of 2 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:09.279 The Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful Wednesday. Tomorrow we 3 00:00:09.359 --> 00:00:12.320 shall return to tackle so many other things, whatever the 4 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:15.679 big issues of the day are, and Part three of 5 00:00:15.720 --> 00:00:20.600 the Rhodesian Bush War will continue tomorrow. Now, here's what 6 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:24.760 we have on tap for this hour. Impeachment it's coming, 7 00:00:25.199 --> 00:00:27.000 It's already here. I'll get to that in a moment. 8 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:31.199 Some horrible things and maybe wonderful things about AI we 9 00:00:31.239 --> 00:00:34.359 can talk about. I'm way behind on emails. I owe 10 00:00:34.439 --> 00:00:38.399 those to you. The Red State GOP is completely useless. 11 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:42.359 All that we make fun of James carvill In so 12 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:46.039 much more in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now, 13 00:00:48.359 --> 00:00:51.159 the midterm elections next November. I don't have to tell 14 00:00:51.200 --> 00:00:52.759 you they're important. You know they're important. I'm not going 15 00:00:52.799 --> 00:00:56.560 to insult your intelligence. We do have to get ready 16 00:00:56.600 --> 00:01:00.479 for something, though, and I'm gonna try not to get 17 00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:02.759 frustrated with the GOP here. I'm gonna do the best 18 00:01:02.799 --> 00:01:10.159 I can. Remember that Democrats they impeach Donald Trump twice. 19 00:01:10.239 --> 00:01:16.040 Donald Trump has been impeached twice. Why previously that was 20 00:01:16.159 --> 00:01:21.239 so insanely rare? Why would you just do it, whether 21 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:25.159 it's something we have to get about Democrats. Now, we 22 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:29.480 already talked Bill Clinton's Democrat Party's gone. JFK's party is 23 00:01:29.519 --> 00:01:36.760 long gone. Democrats today, local, state, and federal, there are 24 00:01:36.799 --> 00:01:43.000 no guardrails, there are no limiting principles, and any quote 25 00:01:43.079 --> 00:01:47.879 moderate Democrat who even attempts to put those guardrails up 26 00:01:48.400 --> 00:01:55.840 gets completely steamrolled and destroyed. Meaning there's no level of 27 00:01:55.879 --> 00:02:03.879 insanity or evil that Democrats won't accept and eventually promote. 28 00:02:03.959 --> 00:02:07.959 And if you are a Democrat who attempts to speak sanity, 29 00:02:08.919 --> 00:02:11.680 you know you'll be destroyed. So all of them they 30 00:02:11.719 --> 00:02:15.800 just keep their mouths shut or they go along with it. Now, 31 00:02:16.719 --> 00:02:20.240 I was screaming about this when Democrats were impeaching Donald 32 00:02:20.240 --> 00:02:24.759 Trump twice and then we took back the House of Representatives. 33 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:28.599 If you were listening back then, you remember, we have 34 00:02:28.680 --> 00:02:33.919 to impeach Joe Biden. He has to be impeached. He does. 35 00:02:35.039 --> 00:02:38.319 And the reason I said that wasn't just because he'd 36 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:42.680 done about a thousand impeachable things. It was because I 37 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:47.840 knew if Democrats ever took back the House of Representatives 38 00:02:47.879 --> 00:02:50.240 and there was a Republican president, didn't matter who it 39 00:02:50.360 --> 00:02:53.919 was they would impeach him. They would impeach him all 40 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:59.039 the time, because there is nothing internally for them that 41 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:02.800 can hold down back from all the evil crap they do. 42 00:03:03.520 --> 00:03:08.639 The only chance we have at holding them back is 43 00:03:08.759 --> 00:03:11.680 we have to do it. We have to whip the 44 00:03:11.719 --> 00:03:14.360 school kids back into line. Probably not the best way 45 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:16.879 to put that. We have to whip the school kids 46 00:03:16.960 --> 00:03:22.280 back into line, because otherwise they're never going to whip themselves. 47 00:03:22.719 --> 00:03:27.159 And it was a tremendous failure of the low TGP 48 00:03:27.840 --> 00:03:32.240 to not impeach Joe Biden because the lesson the communists 49 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:37.520 learned from that was we can impeach their guy all day, 50 00:03:37.879 --> 00:03:41.919 every day, and when they take power back, they're too 51 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:46.280 scared and weak to do it back to us. Therefore, 52 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:51.000 the party that had no limiting principles before somehow has 53 00:03:51.120 --> 00:03:54.520 fewer of them today. Why would you ever stop? If 54 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:59.199 you're a Democrat, allow me to introduce you to a 55 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:04.479 member of Congress, Sri tanned to Hart. Gosh, what are 56 00:04:04.479 --> 00:04:05.919 we doing in this country? 57 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:11.520 Hello? This is Congressman ChRI Tannadar. Today I introduced articles 58 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:17.120 to impeach Secretary Pete hecset for murder and conspiracy to 59 00:04:17.279 --> 00:04:20.000 murder and reckless and unlawful. 60 00:04:21.240 --> 00:04:23.639 I know you have the stones, doctor. 61 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:29.800 Jones, handling of classified information since day one, Secretary Hexit. 62 00:04:30.160 --> 00:04:33.480 Remember when that guy fell into the crocodiles Indiana Jones 63 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:36.839 and the last Temple will doom. Remember that they were 64 00:04:36.839 --> 00:04:40.519 fighting on the bridge, and that there was the priest 65 00:04:40.600 --> 00:04:43.480 guy who reached his hand into someone's heart and tore 66 00:04:43.519 --> 00:04:46.360 his heart out. Tell me it doesn't sound just like this. 67 00:04:46.319 --> 00:04:52.279 Guy has disgrace. That once proud office that he holds 68 00:04:52.319 --> 00:04:56.000 from his chewing orders to kill everybody on. 69 00:04:56.079 --> 00:04:58.560 Board is Jewish. Producer Chris makes a good point. He 70 00:04:58.560 --> 00:05:00.839 said he's more like one of the palace guys, and 71 00:05:00.879 --> 00:05:03.000 I want to take back what I said. I think 72 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:05.759 he's a palace guy too. Definitely a palace guy, Chris, 73 00:05:05.800 --> 00:05:07.879 I should start this from the beginning. I'm gonna refrain 74 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:09.959 from making any jokes. By the way, if you actually 75 00:05:09.959 --> 00:05:14.680 look this guy up, Shri, they say this Thandahar Tandahar. 76 00:05:15.399 --> 00:05:18.800 If you look him up as much of a ridiculous 77 00:05:18.920 --> 00:05:22.759 clown as you think, he sounds like, he looks so 78 00:05:22.959 --> 00:05:25.199 much worse. Let me say this one more time before 79 00:05:25.240 --> 00:05:31.560 I play it. I've told guys this before. Just go bald. Okay, 80 00:05:33.439 --> 00:05:41.600 don't die it. Guys. Listen, everyone knows I've seen billionaires 81 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:44.000 Mark Cuban, I've seen you know how much money Mark 82 00:05:44.000 --> 00:05:48.480 Cuban has billions. He dyed his hair. It's so obvious 83 00:05:48.720 --> 00:05:53.480 and it looks terrible. Some guys will die it. Some 84 00:05:53.560 --> 00:05:57.120 guys will go for the comb over thing. And then 85 00:05:57.160 --> 00:06:02.439 there are guys like Shri Indiana Jones. He I think 86 00:06:02.480 --> 00:06:06.120 he went out and killed the biggest, fluffiest cat he 87 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:10.480 could find and then skinned it and placed it on 88 00:06:10.560 --> 00:06:13.600 top of his head. It might be the worst two 89 00:06:13.639 --> 00:06:17.279 pay I've ever seen in my entire life. Anyway, back 90 00:06:17.319 --> 00:06:18.600 to Shri and Ianna Johnson. 91 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:24.279 Hello, this is Congressman SHRII Thannadar. Today I introduced articles 92 00:06:24.439 --> 00:06:30.399 to impeach Secretary Pete Hesett for murder and conspiracy to murder, 93 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:37.680 and reckless and unlawful mishandling of classified information. Since day one, 94 00:06:38.319 --> 00:06:44.480 Secretary Hexit has disgrace that once proud office that he 95 00:06:44.600 --> 00:06:46.959 holds from ishoeing orders. 96 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:49.519 I love how he forgot the name of the office. 97 00:06:49.480 --> 00:06:54.199 To kill everybody on board a small boat with no 98 00:06:54.439 --> 00:06:59.480 evidence of any wrongdoing, to launching a follow up strike, 99 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:07.360 to finish off survivors who barely clinging onto their life. 100 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:10.519 What is it going to be like if Democrats hold 101 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:15.439 the House of Representatives after the midterm election. It's going 102 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:20.399 to be daily clown show after daily clown show after 103 00:07:20.560 --> 00:07:25.240 daily clown show. Because the animals have no incentive now 104 00:07:25.360 --> 00:07:30.199 to not They know to the low TGP will not 105 00:07:30.399 --> 00:07:33.759 act when they take power. They know it, and now 106 00:07:33.800 --> 00:07:37.040 it's emboldened them. Why do you think, why do you 107 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:40.199 think we have these losers like Spencer Cox, he's the 108 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:41.959 governor of Utah. 109 00:07:42.079 --> 00:07:47.839 I disagree with congress Woman Omark. I think she should 110 00:07:47.839 --> 00:07:50.519 be voted out of office. And I think I can 111 00:07:50.600 --> 00:07:54.839 do that without attacking her religion, or her race or 112 00:07:54.879 --> 00:07:58.199 her ethnic background. I think that that's really important. 113 00:07:58.759 --> 00:08:05.639 I know, Oh my gosh, no wonder the Communists have 114 00:08:05.839 --> 00:08:10.480 torn through this country with reckless abandon No wonder they 115 00:08:10.600 --> 00:08:13.480 act so bold all the time. In case you're wondering 116 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:15.959 what he's responding to, it's this from trying to. 117 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:19.560 Love this elan o'mar whatever that is. She with a 118 00:08:19.639 --> 00:08:24.199 little shoed it's little turban. I love her. She comes 119 00:08:24.240 --> 00:08:30.720 in there's nothing, but she's always complained. She comes from 120 00:08:30.759 --> 00:08:34.840 her country where. I mean, it's considered about the worst 121 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:35.720 country in the world. 122 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:35.960 Right. 123 00:08:36.000 --> 00:08:38.679 They have no military, they have no nothing, They have 124 00:08:38.759 --> 00:08:41.200 no parliaments, they don't know what they hell the word 125 00:08:41.240 --> 00:08:44.720 parliament means they have nothing. They have no police, They 126 00:08:44.840 --> 00:08:48.120 police themselves. They kill each other all the time. I 127 00:08:48.159 --> 00:08:51.200 love it. She comes to our country and she's always 128 00:08:51.240 --> 00:08:55.759 complaining about the constitution allows me to do this the 129 00:08:55.840 --> 00:08:57.679 country we would have get her to hell out. She 130 00:08:57.840 --> 00:09:01.639 married her brother in order to get right, she married 131 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:02.080 her brother. 132 00:09:03.840 --> 00:09:07.679 In response to that, the Republican governor of Utah said this. 133 00:09:07.639 --> 00:09:14.279 Look, I disagree with Congresswoman Omark. I think she should 134 00:09:14.320 --> 00:09:17.000 be voted out of office. And I think I can 135 00:09:17.039 --> 00:09:21.279 do that without attacking her religion, or her race. 136 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:26.240 Or And this is why Sri Indiana Jones has already 137 00:09:26.279 --> 00:09:31.519 filed articles of impeachment. This is going to continue without ends. Now. 138 00:09:31.919 --> 00:09:36.080 Democrats will impeach every Republican all the time because the 139 00:09:36.120 --> 00:09:40.039 low TGP has proven time and time again they don't 140 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:42.720 have the guts to do it. Back, Hey, master beaver Hunter, 141 00:09:43.240 --> 00:09:46.679 would you allow men from any foreign countries into your 142 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:51.360 secret club? If so, which countries? For example, Australians would 143 00:09:51.399 --> 00:09:57.960 likely be a positive addition, I'm a no on the foreigners. 144 00:09:59.120 --> 00:10:03.200 Maybe Rhodesia. There's still some Rhodesians. Got Rhodesians around, what, Chris, 145 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:07.159 some of them live here in America. If some Rhodesian 146 00:10:07.200 --> 00:10:10.399 men probably would be welcome. Other than that, we're not 147 00:10:10.440 --> 00:10:13.679 gonna have foreigners. Now, if you're a naturalized citizen of 148 00:10:13.679 --> 00:10:15.799 the United States of America, that's fine. But no, this 149 00:10:15.960 --> 00:10:19.000 is a uniquely American club. Why are you shaking your head, Chris? 150 00:10:19.159 --> 00:10:22.720 You don't need foreigners in there. We're not dealing with it. What, Chris, 151 00:10:22.759 --> 00:10:26.120 you want shri in there? Chris? You want who's allowed in? 152 00:10:27.360 --> 00:10:32.240 Only men? American men. I haven't worked up some of 153 00:10:32.279 --> 00:10:35.440 the criteria's secret. Chris can't tell you. You should just 154 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:40.360 know that you're not allowed. We'll be back the Jesse 155 00:10:40.559 --> 00:10:45.000 Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday, a hump day. 156 00:10:45.080 --> 00:10:47.320 You can email us, and you should. We love your 157 00:10:47.320 --> 00:10:51.639 emails Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Before I get 158 00:10:51.679 --> 00:10:54.240 to this insane commie white woman, before I get to 159 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:58.919 AI AI ei whatever. Look, that's more advanced, Chris. You 160 00:10:58.919 --> 00:11:01.200 wouldn't know I'm gonna do some of these emails Hey, 161 00:11:02.879 --> 00:11:05.000 I heard you say the other day, thought you might 162 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:09.240 be interested in adding to your vast repertoire of vocabulary. 163 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:11.360 She said that means words, you say, I know what 164 00:11:11.440 --> 00:11:20.480 vocabulary means, snollygster. A snolly goster is a shrewd, unprincipled person, 165 00:11:21.039 --> 00:11:25.519 especially a politician who is guided by self interest. The 166 00:11:25.600 --> 00:11:28.960 interweb said it was popularized by Truman, but I don't 167 00:11:28.960 --> 00:11:32.360 have time to research whether that's true or not. I'm 168 00:11:32.399 --> 00:11:34.919 signing my name to be polite. We both know you're 169 00:11:34.919 --> 00:11:37.440 going to take credit for finding this word on your own, 170 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:40.120 so don't bother reading my name and I will not, 171 00:11:40.279 --> 00:11:44.799 of course, Chris, have you ever heard of snollygoster? You 172 00:11:44.840 --> 00:11:50.240 know what it means. It's a shrewd, unprincipled person, especially 173 00:11:50.240 --> 00:11:54.480 a politician who is guided by self interest. I'm telling 174 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:57.279 you I'm gonna work this word in somehow, some way, 175 00:11:58.559 --> 00:12:01.799 not just here, not just with you, you in conversation 176 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:04.559 with somebody this week or this weekend. I'm just gonna 177 00:12:04.600 --> 00:12:08.240 drop it out there like it's not completely casually and 178 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:10.159 see if they have the guts to call me out 179 00:12:10.240 --> 00:12:12.960 on it. Most people they do what I do, and 180 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:16.279 you just nod along. Pretending like you understand big words. 181 00:12:17.159 --> 00:12:19.519 Every now and then you'll get someone Ob would do this. 182 00:12:19.600 --> 00:12:21.840 She'd be like, wait, what does that even mean? You 183 00:12:21.960 --> 00:12:24.879 made that up? Bob? Does that? By the way, speaking 184 00:12:24.919 --> 00:12:31.519 of OB, question just a random question hypothetically speak as 185 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:34.559 she No, you know what, this is real? This is reality? 186 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:40.360 You know that, Ob. She was a gymnast. Maybe you're 187 00:12:40.360 --> 00:12:43.320 a new listener. My wife was a gymnast, and like 188 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:45.960 a really freaking good one. She was on the Canadian 189 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:50.720 national team. She went to the University of Arizona full 190 00:12:50.799 --> 00:12:54.279 ride scholarship and made nationals all the time. Like she 191 00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:59.399 was really, really, really good. Okay, she has I think 192 00:12:59.440 --> 00:13:03.080 it's the the fiftieth anniversary of the program or something. 193 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:07.919 There's some kind of gigantic gymnastics reunion coming up next year. 194 00:13:08.200 --> 00:13:11.720 All right, next year. It's in Tucson, Arizona, where the 195 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:16.519 University of Arizona is. She has to go out there. 196 00:13:17.559 --> 00:13:21.159 I the boys too, We have to go with her 197 00:13:21.279 --> 00:13:24.879 because apparently all these gymnast chicks are bringing their husbands 198 00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:28.399 and their kids, and it's exactly what you would expect 199 00:13:28.639 --> 00:13:31.399 with a big reunion. You have to go to a 200 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:34.679 gymnastics meet and she's gonna get introduced as an alumni, 201 00:13:34.759 --> 00:13:37.120 and there's of course a dinner here and a breakfast 202 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:39.879 there in bah bah bah. Okay, Okay, I got it, 203 00:13:39.919 --> 00:13:43.440 I got it. I got it. She said to me 204 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:46.679 this morning. This was this morning before I left. Hey, 205 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:52.200 what kind of University of Arizona stuff do you want 206 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:57.120 to wear to the reunion? I'm buying the boys stuff now, 207 00:13:57.200 --> 00:14:00.960 talking about James and Luke are sons. Thank you, Chris, 208 00:14:01.039 --> 00:14:05.200 that's what I said, Well, none, And she said, well, 209 00:14:05.240 --> 00:14:07.679 what do you mean none? I said, well, it's not 210 00:14:07.759 --> 00:14:11.600 my reunion, it's your reunion. I didn't go to the 211 00:14:11.679 --> 00:14:14.879 University of Arizona. Not only that, I don't even like 212 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:16.279 the University of what Chris? 213 00:14:16.279 --> 00:14:16.360 What? 214 00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:22.519 Chris brought up a good point, and it's fact, in fact, 215 00:14:22.559 --> 00:14:24.639 it's funny. How alike we are? I brought up that 216 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:27.840 same point Jewish producer Chris said I should wear some 217 00:14:27.919 --> 00:14:32.720 Pima Community College attire. That only made her even angrier. 218 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:35.960 She said, You're not going to wear any University of 219 00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:39.000 Arizona stuff. I said, it's not like I'm gonna dress 220 00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:41.919 like a bum. I'll be fine. I didn't go here. 221 00:14:42.360 --> 00:14:44.360 I'm just here for you. I don't give a crap 222 00:14:44.399 --> 00:14:48.559 about the university. It means nothing to me whatsoever. And 223 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:51.960 then she's starts storming off and she's random and raven 224 00:14:52.200 --> 00:14:56.000 about how you don't even get it. And I said, 225 00:14:56.360 --> 00:14:59.480 I don't understand why you're mad, and she said, you 226 00:14:59.480 --> 00:15:02.799 know what, that's the problem. You never understand why I'm mad. 227 00:15:03.120 --> 00:15:06.240 I don't understand why I would wear University of Arizona stuff. 228 00:15:06.360 --> 00:15:08.120 It would never what am I gonna buy it? I 229 00:15:08.120 --> 00:15:09.960 don't want to spend money. I don't want to spend 230 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:12.159 money on I would never wear it again. What is 231 00:15:12.200 --> 00:15:15.159 it a one time thing? Don't you start, Chris, You 232 00:15:15.200 --> 00:15:17.360 can't accuse me of being cheap. You know what a 233 00:15:17.399 --> 00:15:19.960 T shirt costs. Now you're paying twenty bucks for a 234 00:15:19.960 --> 00:15:22.840 T shirt, twenty twenty five bucks. I'm gonna buy a 235 00:15:22.840 --> 00:15:25.000 twenty five dollars And you know a T shirt wouldn't 236 00:15:25.000 --> 00:15:27.000 be good enough. Well, we have to look nice at dinner, 237 00:15:27.120 --> 00:15:29.080 you know, she'd well, you have to have a jacket 238 00:15:29.200 --> 00:15:32.120 or something. No, no, I'm not doing it. I'm not 239 00:15:32.159 --> 00:15:37.279 doing what Chris, thank you, That's exactly what I said 240 00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:40.840 to It's false advertising if I'm there wearing the stuff. 241 00:15:41.480 --> 00:15:44.000 It's stolen valor, is what it is. I look like 242 00:15:44.279 --> 00:15:47.879 I'm claiming I attended the university or I'm a fan 243 00:15:47.919 --> 00:15:50.720 of the university, and neither of those things are true. 244 00:15:50.879 --> 00:15:52.759 I'm not a fan. I wouldn't care if the whole 245 00:15:52.840 --> 00:15:56.200 university imploded tomorrow. I didn't attend. I didn't have the 246 00:15:56.240 --> 00:15:59.080 grades to attend. They make you take algebra and all 247 00:15:59.159 --> 00:16:01.720 kinds of other stuff. I had no desire to attend. 248 00:16:01.799 --> 00:16:04.279 I didn't even bother replying because I knew, with my 249 00:16:04.519 --> 00:16:08.240 dad checkered past, that I may not have gotten through 250 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:12.639 this strict entrance requirements. I think I'm right here. Hi 251 00:16:12.759 --> 00:16:17.200 Jesse the snake King Kelly tried dipping cheese puffs in 252 00:16:17.320 --> 00:16:22.360 French onion dip. You know, I bet that's legit. She said, 253 00:16:22.360 --> 00:16:26.799 Do you prefer puffs or crunchy? Totally depends if the puff. 254 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:29.960 The puff has to be kind of melt in your mouth. 255 00:16:30.840 --> 00:16:32.919 It really has to be melting your mouth. In Ohio. 256 00:16:33.039 --> 00:16:35.480 That a great brand. I can't find it anywhere else. Snyder's. 257 00:16:35.799 --> 00:16:40.639 Maybe they've expanded more, but Snyder's does great salt and 258 00:16:40.720 --> 00:16:43.320 vinegar chips. They do a great cheese puff, So it's 259 00:16:43.360 --> 00:16:44.879 got to be like that. Then she says, I'm the 260 00:16:44.879 --> 00:16:47.399 girl version of you. I want to be in the 261 00:16:47.519 --> 00:16:50.879 Secret Club. Can girls take some sort of tests to 262 00:16:50.919 --> 00:16:54.120 get in? Sure, lady, I'll tell you what. Come, sit 263 00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:57.840 in the same room with us and sit there silently 264 00:16:58.080 --> 00:17:00.480 for ten minutes and see if you can do it. 265 00:17:00.559 --> 00:17:04.400 If you can get through that brutal qualification process, then 266 00:17:04.440 --> 00:17:07.000 you can join. I mean, not a word, not a word, 267 00:17:07.039 --> 00:17:10.720 not an opinion on anything, nothing, Just sit there silently 268 00:17:10.839 --> 00:17:14.000 for ten minutes. So don't even bother showing up. All right, 269 00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:16.880 don't even bother showing up. A little AI talk Next, 270 00:17:17.480 --> 00:17:22.000 it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Wednesday. 271 00:17:22.119 --> 00:17:24.759 If you miss any part of our show, the beginning, 272 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:28.720 the middle, the history part of it, the Rhodesian bush wore, 273 00:17:28.759 --> 00:17:32.680 any part of it, you can download it on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes, 274 00:17:32.759 --> 00:17:37.519 and do remember we do get your emails. We love 275 00:17:37.559 --> 00:17:40.839 your emails, but we get your emails yelling and screaming 276 00:17:40.880 --> 00:17:44.759 when your local affiliate, if they do so, turn the 277 00:17:44.799 --> 00:17:48.839 show off. Maybe they don't carry all three hours. Maybe 278 00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:53.680 you know a basketball game comes on. Something like that. Listen, 279 00:17:54.759 --> 00:17:57.640 that's what the podcast is for. In case you miss 280 00:17:57.680 --> 00:18:04.200 some of it or the iHeartRadio app is free. There's 281 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:06.880 no charge for any of this. You can download the 282 00:18:06.920 --> 00:18:10.720 iHeartRadio app. This is what my mom does. You can 283 00:18:10.799 --> 00:18:16.279 listen to any affiliate. It's country wide. If your affiliate 284 00:18:16.359 --> 00:18:18.960 cuts it off and you want to hear more live, 285 00:18:19.720 --> 00:18:22.359 you can hear the whole thing live every night, all 286 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:24.160 the time, and you never have to stress about it. 287 00:18:24.200 --> 00:18:29.200 All right, Just the reminder now, AI we talk about 288 00:18:29.200 --> 00:18:33.400 it a lot, artificial intelligence, because there's so much scary 289 00:18:33.480 --> 00:18:37.559 stuff about it out there, potentially scary stuff. We don't know. 290 00:18:38.039 --> 00:18:40.200 No one knows where it's going to go. You hear 291 00:18:40.279 --> 00:18:44.279 Elon Musk saying things like this, and you say, uh oh, in. 292 00:18:44.319 --> 00:18:46.799 The long term way will things end up long term? 293 00:18:46.839 --> 00:18:50.079 I don't know what long term is. Maybe it's ten 294 00:18:50.160 --> 00:18:54.079 twenty years or something like that. For me, that's long term. 295 00:18:54.440 --> 00:18:55.160 My prediction is. 296 00:18:55.160 --> 00:19:04.359 That work will be optional optional optional, So we'll take that. Yeah, 297 00:19:04.480 --> 00:19:07.160 I mean, it'll be like playing sports or a video 298 00:19:07.160 --> 00:19:10.160 game or something like that. If you want to work, 299 00:19:11.119 --> 00:19:13.240 you know, in the same way like you can you 300 00:19:13.279 --> 00:19:16.880 can go to the store and just buy some vegetables, 301 00:19:17.000 --> 00:19:20.079 or you could grow vegetables in your backyard. It's much 302 00:19:20.079 --> 00:19:22.160 harder to grow vegetable vegetables in your backyard, but some 303 00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:23.920 people still do it because. 304 00:19:23.640 --> 00:19:27.400 They like growing growing vegetables. That will be what work 305 00:19:27.519 --> 00:19:28.400 is like optional. 306 00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:31.920 My guess is, And if you go out long enough, 307 00:19:31.960 --> 00:19:35.839 assuming there's a continued improvement in AI and robotics, which 308 00:19:36.200 --> 00:19:40.799 seems likely, the money will will stop being relevant at 309 00:19:40.799 --> 00:19:41.839 some point in the future. 310 00:19:42.640 --> 00:19:47.839 Okay, Well that's horrific, And that's the smartest man on 311 00:19:47.880 --> 00:19:51.839 the planet. There are all kinds of very very smart 312 00:19:51.880 --> 00:19:58.319 people working on AI for major US AI companies, all 313 00:19:58.359 --> 00:20:03.359 competing with each other, all advancing. They're talking about AI 314 00:20:03.559 --> 00:20:11.640 being able to diagnose cancer, perform surgeries. Well, it's the 315 00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:14.359 things they say it might be, might be excuse me, 316 00:20:14.440 --> 00:20:16.759 might be able to do one day, or frightening. Okay, 317 00:20:16.839 --> 00:20:20.720 we got that. Let me read you a headline here. 318 00:20:22.400 --> 00:20:29.480 McDonald's polls quote creepy AI Christmas ad after viewer backlash. 319 00:20:29.680 --> 00:20:32.720 That's from the New York Post. So here's what happened. 320 00:20:32.720 --> 00:20:36.079 In case you didn't know McDonald's. Yes, you know, the 321 00:20:36.079 --> 00:20:43.160 burgers fries. Big Max McDonald's decided to try something they 322 00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:47.559 wanted a TV commercial. Of course, every major brand does, Well, 323 00:20:47.559 --> 00:20:52.039 it's not cheap to produce a TV commercial. You probably 324 00:20:52.119 --> 00:20:55.359 are aware of that, you know, even even TV commercials, 325 00:20:55.400 --> 00:20:58.960 even that thirty second one, you see, that's a multimillion 326 00:20:58.960 --> 00:21:04.279 dollar budget. Directors, actors, the works, the locations permitting. It's 327 00:21:04.559 --> 00:21:07.400 a it's not an overnight process to film a commercial. 328 00:21:07.559 --> 00:21:13.240 Most of them anyway, corporations they're thinking about AI two, 329 00:21:14.079 --> 00:21:16.680 and what are they thinking? Well, what cost savings? If 330 00:21:16.720 --> 00:21:20.759 I was going to have to spend three million dollars 331 00:21:20.960 --> 00:21:25.279 to produce a nice Christmas ad and I can instead 332 00:21:26.240 --> 00:21:30.160 fifty grand on some AI tech and have AI make 333 00:21:30.240 --> 00:21:34.680 a commercial, well that looks good on the bottom line, right, 334 00:21:35.480 --> 00:21:39.799 And of course AI has advanced so much that it's hard, 335 00:21:39.839 --> 00:21:42.960 at least for me, Old Jesse. It's hard for me 336 00:21:43.079 --> 00:21:45.799 to tell what is AI and what isn't. I've already 337 00:21:45.839 --> 00:21:51.799 been fooled before. So McDonald's made the decision, Hey, let's 338 00:21:51.799 --> 00:21:56.240 have them make a Christmas ad meaning AI. They made one. 339 00:21:56.400 --> 00:22:02.279 They put it out online. It was rejected so savagely 340 00:22:02.839 --> 00:22:06.839 by people who watched it. They pulled the ad after 341 00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:10.240 three days. They didn't just hide their heads about it. 342 00:22:10.599 --> 00:22:15.599 The backlash was so severe. People said, what is this crap, 343 00:22:16.200 --> 00:22:21.480 Get this out of here. My hope is, I know 344 00:22:21.559 --> 00:22:23.559 AI is going to be part of our future. I know, 345 00:22:24.680 --> 00:22:28.000 I know it is going to cost some people their jobs, 346 00:22:28.200 --> 00:22:30.720 maybe me. I mean right, I don't know. I don't know. 347 00:22:31.680 --> 00:22:38.559 I understand that, but I feel like human beings will 348 00:22:38.720 --> 00:22:43.279 reject it when it goes too far. I'm not going 349 00:22:43.359 --> 00:22:45.079 to say it's not gonna do good, not gonna say 350 00:22:45.119 --> 00:22:47.240 it's not gonna do bad. I know all these things 351 00:22:47.240 --> 00:22:50.839 are still to come. I get that. But human beings 352 00:22:51.200 --> 00:22:57.279 instinctively know they are made by God to be physically 353 00:22:57.359 --> 00:23:00.960 with each other. They're made by God the way to work. 354 00:23:01.319 --> 00:23:03.519 You know, you were made to work. You're supposed to 355 00:23:03.640 --> 00:23:07.319 work even when you retire. Right, you may not get 356 00:23:07.359 --> 00:23:11.720 paid an actual job, but you still have to do something. 357 00:23:12.319 --> 00:23:15.920 My dad retired from work in construction, and he worked 358 00:23:15.960 --> 00:23:17.759 just as long and just as hard as there was 359 00:23:17.759 --> 00:23:20.440 no money coming in anymore. He's pounding fence posts, he's 360 00:23:20.480 --> 00:23:25.160 digging out creek stuff. It's you have to work otherwise 361 00:23:25.200 --> 00:23:29.079 you die. You have to maybe you volunteer at the 362 00:23:29.160 --> 00:23:34.000 church or whatever. Human beings have to work. They have 363 00:23:34.079 --> 00:23:37.759 to interact with each other, and if something comes along 364 00:23:38.640 --> 00:23:41.279 that says no more need for that. No, no, no, no, no, 365 00:23:41.160 --> 00:23:44.880 no no. Strap yourself into a chair. No, you don't 366 00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:48.279 ever have to talk to another human being again. It 367 00:23:48.319 --> 00:23:52.319 will do damage. But eventually human beings will rise up 368 00:23:52.359 --> 00:23:55.319 and say no. There's a lot of talk in the 369 00:23:55.480 --> 00:24:01.440 creative world Hollywood, especially Hollywood music. From what I understand, 370 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:04.079 and I may have this headline wrong, so don't quote 371 00:24:04.119 --> 00:24:06.960 me on this, but I think the number one Christian 372 00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:11.039 or country song in America was some brand was an 373 00:24:11.079 --> 00:24:14.079 Ai song. AI came up with it. Ai sang it. 374 00:24:15.559 --> 00:24:18.319 I know it'll do things like that, and the creative 375 00:24:18.359 --> 00:24:21.680 world is very worried about that. I think. In the end, though, 376 00:24:21.839 --> 00:24:26.039 human beings are going to desire things that come from 377 00:24:26.160 --> 00:24:29.440 other human beings as long as they don't come from 378 00:24:29.480 --> 00:24:30.720 Shri Indiana Jones. 379 00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:36.400 Hello, this is congress Manchuri Tanadar. Today I introduced articles 380 00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:42.079 to impeach Secretary Pete Hextt for murder and conspiracy to 381 00:24:42.200 --> 00:24:48.240 murder and reckless and unlawful mishandling of classified information. 382 00:24:48.680 --> 00:24:50.920 How do these people get elected in the United States 383 00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:54.319 of America. Isn't that so embarrassing? Because, let's be frank, 384 00:24:55.799 --> 00:25:00.279 he represents his district. These are representatives they're elect did 385 00:25:00.519 --> 00:25:05.359 to represent their area in Washington, DC. That's the ugly 386 00:25:05.400 --> 00:25:09.519 part of it. Look the Jasmine Crockett stuff. We might 387 00:25:09.599 --> 00:25:11.079 we make fun of her. No, I'm not going to 388 00:25:11.119 --> 00:25:16.680 play her. Right now, she reflects accurately her district. What 389 00:25:16.799 --> 00:25:21.319 a frigging place to be, all right, So I want 390 00:25:21.319 --> 00:25:24.279 you to listen to something I swear on my life. 391 00:25:24.319 --> 00:25:29.880 Her name is really Ursula. Ursula Vaughan der Leyan. How's 392 00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:33.160 Europe doing with all these new imports? What's the plan? 393 00:25:33.359 --> 00:25:38.799 And therefore, we must open more safe, safe pathways, legal 394 00:25:38.880 --> 00:25:44.920 pathways to Europe. We must create more bridges between our continents. 395 00:25:45.279 --> 00:25:47.480 We must make sure that people can find a job 396 00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:52.680 where their talent is needed, match the skills, bring skills 397 00:25:52.680 --> 00:25:56.160 across our borders. And this is at the heart of 398 00:25:56.200 --> 00:26:00.960 our new Talent partnership, which offer work roots to Europe. 399 00:26:01.400 --> 00:26:02.519 We have just agreed. 400 00:26:03.319 --> 00:26:06.559 Just know that as you look around in horror as 401 00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:11.039