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<v Speaker 1>Caloroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey there, it's one of the worst days of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>It's back to workday. I'm so glad I worked for myself.

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<v Speaker 2>And hello, I am Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news,

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<v Speaker 2>A daily briefing on stand up comedy comedians in the

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<v Speaker 2>comedy industry, which is a sense that you would say

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<v Speaker 2>if you are successfully seeing increases in your Spotify downloads

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<v Speaker 2>as you're trying to goose the Spotify algorithm, that's just

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<v Speaker 2>a pro tip there. Hopefully the comedians get back to work.

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<v Speaker 2>It's getting a little thin out there. I've got enough

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<v Speaker 2>for you today, especially as we catch up on New

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<v Speaker 2>Year's Eve. Bert Kreischer's New Year's Eve special. Not sure

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<v Speaker 2>it went too well. I've been looking for recaps, haven't

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<v Speaker 2>seen any that were good. People on social media did

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<v Speaker 2>not like it, and CBS had a technical snaff who

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<v Speaker 2>they lost the broadcast of New Year's EV Live Nashville's

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<v Speaker 2>Big Bash for twelve minutes. Again, I've been working in

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<v Speaker 2>radio since nineteen ninety two. Twelve minutes is an eternity.

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<v Speaker 2>If there weren't some emergency conference calls on New Year's Day,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a meeting today I used to work with a

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<v Speaker 2>guy named Frank. Frank would be holding a meeting this morning,

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<v Speaker 2>going how did this happen? And how does this never

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<v Speaker 2>happen again? So to all the Franks out there, enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>your meeting. A twelve minute gap. So what did they do,

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<v Speaker 2>Johnny Mack? They started running Mattlock. Can you imagine You've

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<v Speaker 2>got this big New Year's Eve show, You're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>take on Ryan Seacrest and it drops to the point

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<v Speaker 2>where like you don't know what to do, so you

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<v Speaker 2>throw on matt Lock. That is a technical disaster, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's just you know, it's New Year's Eve, you're having

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<v Speaker 2>a party. You're not gonna leave matt Lock on. Everyone's

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<v Speaker 2>going to turn that off. The interruption came about fifty

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<v Speaker 2>minutes into the five and a half hour special. I

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<v Speaker 2>had no idea that special was that long. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>So what happened was at about eleven to fifty pm Eastern,

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<v Speaker 2>which is exactly what you don't want this to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Laney Wilson was in the middle of a song when

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<v Speaker 2>suddenly was interrupted. Shortly thereafter, a voice mentioned technical difficult.

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<v Speaker 2>Does a network still have the live announcer in the booth,

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<v Speaker 2>sitting there all day. They probably do just for this.

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<v Speaker 2>So CBS cut to a string of commercials. Been there,

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<v Speaker 2>done that. That's what you do when something goes sideways,

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<v Speaker 2>you just clear out all the spots. Then they threw

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<v Speaker 2>on Mattlock that appeared to start in progress. So they

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<v Speaker 2>were probably dead rolling as the term dead rolling Mattlock

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<v Speaker 2>in case such a thing happens. So during a live

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<v Speaker 2>show you might run something in the background. Another reason

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<v Speaker 2>you would do that is to keep your automation systems

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<v Speaker 2>on time. That's my guest there. So somebody who was

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<v Speaker 2>dead rolling Mattlock ran out of commercials or hit the

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<v Speaker 2>panic button, was like, hey, I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 2>get this back up. Well it's like midnight. So are

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<v Speaker 2>you calling the CBS boss? Whoever's making this call me like,

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<v Speaker 2>hey boss, we don't know how to get Chrysler back up.

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<v Speaker 2>What should we do? Should we run the Mattlock tape?

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<v Speaker 2>So somebody had to make that decision. Oh, the meeting

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<v Speaker 2>today is going to be amazing. Can I sit in

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<v Speaker 2>on it? Can you guys invite me to the meeting?

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to sit in on it cause these

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<v Speaker 2>are much more fun when You're not the one explaining

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<v Speaker 2>what happened. You don't understand. This is a whole stress point.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I did on my tenth anniversary, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>my tenth anniversary was in the middle of my week's vacation,

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<v Speaker 2>and my boss told me I had to come into

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<v Speaker 2>New York City to sit at my desk to monitor

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<v Speaker 2>just in case the broadcast of Jamie Fox's show from

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<v Speaker 2>the Democratic National Convention went down. The DNC was not

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<v Speaker 2>was not New York City, so I had to come

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<v Speaker 2>in to an office, sit there, blow off my wife

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<v Speaker 2>on our tenth anniversary, and just sit there miserable till

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<v Speaker 2>like eleven thirty at night, just in case the thing dropped.

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<v Speaker 2>It did not drop. So I can't imagine the meeting

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<v Speaker 2>they're having today. I want to sit in on it.

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<v Speaker 2>After about twelve and a half minutes, Bert Krasier and

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<v Speaker 2>Country Singer Party came back on and apologized for the interruption.

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<v Speaker 2>Gretchen Wilson and to this stage, oh that sounds wonderfully horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Also on New Year's Eve, Stephen Colbert was on Anderson

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<v Speaker 2>Cooper and Andy Code Show. Apparently their whole hey Let's

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<v Speaker 2>get drunk on the air thing got a little little

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<v Speaker 2>out there.

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<v Speaker 1>This was weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that really the best idea? Guys, Hey, let's get

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<v Speaker 2>our host drunk on the Is that really the best

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<v Speaker 2>look for CNN?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>Stephen Colbert told Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen don't trust billionaires.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't get rich by finding that money on the

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<v Speaker 2>side of the road. Brother, These last five months of

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<v Speaker 2>Stephen Colbert's TV show might get a little interesting. So

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<v Speaker 2>there I was. It was New Year's Eve. I was

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<v Speaker 2>watching the Knicks. So while watching the Knicks, I was

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<v Speaker 2>also playing on my phone. And let me get serious here,

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<v Speaker 2>it is nice to have friends in this world. And

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<v Speaker 2>this has I've been thinking about this for days and

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<v Speaker 2>it made me happy, and it made me a little sad.

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<v Speaker 2>So normally on Wednesday nights, more often than not, you'll

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<v Speaker 2>find me at trivia over at the brewery, unless it's

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<v Speaker 2>volleyball season. See, my guys, We're of Beach Volleyball team,

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of guys. I'm like the young one and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fifty six. And I'll tell you the name of

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<v Speaker 2>our team. Name of our team is We're Old, so relaxed.

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<v Speaker 2>And now the reason it's called We're Old so relaxed.

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<v Speaker 2>Is so when you twenty somethings show up with the

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<v Speaker 2>spike in your facers, you go, who we playing? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we're playing and we're old, so relaxed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we show up when we're all in our

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<v Speaker 2>late fifties plus and you go, oh, I'm the hell down.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just there to have fun. It's suburban Morristown, New Jersey,

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<v Speaker 2>volleyball relax. So that's what I do in the summer,

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<v Speaker 2>but in the winter I go play trivia. You gonta

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<v Speaker 2>understand Morristown, New Jersey on New Year's Eve is a zoo.

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<v Speaker 2>And my dog better stop barking. You can hear the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Hopefully the noise reduction got the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to be serious here for a second, stop barking.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what the dog's barking in. I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 2>what it's barking at. As I record this, it's three

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<v Speaker 2>oh one pm. The robovac goes out at three o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>Three times a week. The robovac goes around the living

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<v Speaker 2>room to clean up the dog. Here. We do this

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<v Speaker 2>every other day, and the dog just like girl, where

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<v Speaker 2>was I? Normally I go to trivia, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want it to go with Morristown, so I stayed home.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm playing on my phone and watching the things

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<v Speaker 2>and Jeff. Jeff is one of the quote unquote trivia guys.

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<v Speaker 2>There's Bob and there's Jeff. They're both really cool and

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes Johnny Max had one beer too many and argues

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<v Speaker 2>the points on the questions and they go all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Normally he's not a total a hole. We'll let him

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<v Speaker 2>go on this one. I've learned over the years. Just

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<v Speaker 2>stop arguing. You're gonna win a sticker. Calm down. Actually

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<v Speaker 2>there was a gift certificate if you finished first. Pretty

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<v Speaker 2>good one too. Anyway, there I am. I'm playing on

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<v Speaker 2>my phone and I go on Facebook and I see

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<v Speaker 2>from Jeff, who's one of the trivia guys. And Jeff, seriously, dude, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>this meant so much to me, and this made me

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<v Speaker 2>just made me feel loved and also guilty that I stated, boy,

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I had been there for this. I really

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<v Speaker 2>wish i'd been there. I'll ask the audience the question

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<v Speaker 2>that Jeff posted, question five the topic. Shout out Johnny

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<v Speaker 2>Mack the question and I'll answer it after the break.

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<v Speaker 2>The Daily Comedy News podcast reported that Billboard reported that

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<v Speaker 2>this comedian's Big Dummies World Tour was the top grossing

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<v Speaker 2>comedy tour of twenty twenty five, grossing fifty six point

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<v Speaker 2>seven million dollars on six hundred and seventy seven thousand

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<v Speaker 2>tickets sold. That was a trivia question. I would have

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<v Speaker 2>gotten that one right, although for laughs, I would have

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<v Speaker 2>dumped that on Glenn and made him stress, and Glenn

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<v Speaker 2>would have went, I don't know, so Jeff, Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>so much. Jeff, one of the trivia guys. They're best

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<v Speaker 2>men Trivia if you were. I don't know how far

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<v Speaker 2>these guys go. They come to Morristown, New Jersey, and

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<v Speaker 2>I know they do a bunch of things. If you draw,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I'm making this number up a twenty

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<v Speaker 2>mile circle round that. Jeff might be throwing his phone

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<v Speaker 2>across the room going, we're not going twenty miles. Or

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it's like I'll go two hundred miles.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Ask them best men Trivia. They were on a really

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<v Speaker 2>nice show to super Pro. I'm usually home by nine

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<v Speaker 2>point thirty. Again, I'm fifty six years old. That's a bonus, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much for that. I'll reveal the answer

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<v Speaker 2>after the break. Amy Schumer likes somebody talk about her,

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<v Speaker 2>so she went on Instagram on New Year's Eve. She

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<v Speaker 2>posted Happy New Year hashtag sensual photo. People magazine describes

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<v Speaker 2>a picture as featuring the newly single Shumer sitting alone

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<v Speaker 2>on a sofa in a dimly room. She wore a

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<v Speaker 2>loose fitting T shirt underneath the black hoodie and was

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<v Speaker 2>makeup free, with her hair and a bonytail. She also

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<v Speaker 2>crossed her eyes and made a funny face while holding

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<v Speaker 2>on to a container of spaghetti. Amy, why don't you

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<v Speaker 2>take a time out from social media? That's just some

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<v Speaker 2>free advice. Just want you chill out for I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know a month, figure out what's going on with your divorce,

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<v Speaker 2>get your life together, and then come out with a

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<v Speaker 2>new special. Okay, just stay off Instagram. Just trying to help. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what today is? Today's the kickoff for Comedy Survivor.

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<v Speaker 2>So at noon Eastern today there'll be a bonus episode

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<v Speaker 2>explaining Comedy Survivor. The short version. Here sixteen comedians on

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<v Speaker 2>a hypothetical island. You guys are going to vote someone off.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll go to the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy

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<v Speaker 2>News podcast group. I'll tell you the contestants and all

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<v Speaker 2>that in the bonus episode out at noon today. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're listening between seven am Eastern and noon Eastern, voting

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<v Speaker 2>is already live. You go to the Facebook group and

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<v Speaker 2>you could vote someone off. If you voted off Amy Schumer. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>that's up to you. I'm not saying as host, it

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be cool for me to suggest who you vote off.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not cool at all. I'm the omniscient toast. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff on the Survivor shows, not trivia Jeff Jeff Probs.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff Probes doesn't show up and be like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if you wanted to vote Boston rob off, I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be the wepsete about that, like he wouldn't do. I

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<v Speaker 2>love Boston Roup. Can I tell you how much I

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<v Speaker 2>love Boston Roup. I love Busting Rup. Anyway, bonus episode

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<v Speaker 2>coming out at noon today. Now over at the eight

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<v Speaker 2>hundred Pound Gorilla. You know what they did. They sent

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<v Speaker 2>me publicity. You know how I complained about the Hulu publicist,

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<v Speaker 2>that the Hulu publicist will not engage with me. The

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<v Speaker 2>eight hundred pound Gorilla people are the opposite. They're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>new special and I was like, oh, what's this new special.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a new CrowdWork special from Jen Marco Siasi. Three

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<v Speaker 2>time guest and Friend of the Show John Marco hasn't

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<v Speaker 2>gone all Jim Gaffigan Honus No Friend of the Show

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<v Speaker 2>shared a link to that in the Facebook group which

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<v Speaker 2>is Daily Comedy News podcast group and don't forget Comedy

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<v Speaker 2>Survivors there And if you voted off Amy Schumer, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean that's on you. You pick who you want to

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<v Speaker 2>vote off. The Great Outdoors Comedy Festival announced its lineup

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<v Speaker 2>for its sixth year as one of North America's premier

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<v Speaker 2>destinations for live comedy. That's code for Canada. Matt Rife

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<v Speaker 2>will headline across all six GOCF weekends Edmonton, Winnipeg, Halifax, Calgary,

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<v Speaker 2>crowd work and viral appeal to outdoor venues. Throughout the summer. Comedian, actor,

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<v Speaker 2>Fimester and Steph Tolev with more twenty twenty six lineup

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<v Speaker 2>reveals to come. So here's what we know so far.

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<v Speaker 2>Edmonton Friday, July seventeenth, TBA, Saturday, Rife Sunday TBA. Then

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<v Speaker 2>in Winnipeg that same weekend Friday, TBA, Saturday, TBA, Sunday

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<v Speaker 2>Matt Rife and Friends. Okay, interesting how they're having simultaneous

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<v Speaker 2>ones in Edmonton and Winnipeg. Halifax. You guys got to

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<v Speaker 2>wait till August sixth, Thursday Night, Matt Rife, Friday, More

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<v Speaker 2>Matt Rife, Saturday, TBA, Sunday, Nikki Glazer, Fortune Feaster, Steph Tolev.

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<v Speaker 2>August twenty eighth, Matt Rife, Saturday and Sunday TBA. Then,

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<v Speaker 2>down south to Spokane, Washington for Friday, August twentieth, TBA,

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<v Speaker 2>the thirtieth, TBA, Boy, TBA might be Comedian of the Year.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you're in Vancouver or the suburbs, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know where you live. In Stanley Park, which is an

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<v Speaker 2>awesome park across from Stanley Park. When I was there,

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<v Speaker 2>It has to still be there. I wanted to just

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<v Speaker 2>shop and just rent bikes to tourists. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>Stanley Park. And if I'm there on Sunday, August thirtieth,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll see Matt Rife and maybe I'll rent a bike

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<v Speaker 2>and ride past him. All right, chucking a driving today,

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<v Speaker 2>getting a pretty decent show. Actually bounced a couple stories,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a luxury if you're me again. Comedy Survivor

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<v Speaker 2>Vote one person off now through end of day Thursday.

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<v Speaker 2>Voting will be over when I wake up on Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Why John, Because John wants to record these on Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>in as part of the edit. The answer to the

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<v Speaker 1>trivia question was, of course, Nate Burghetzi. Jim Brewer spoke

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<v Speaker 1>to The Christian Post. I found this really interesting. I

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<v Speaker 1>at Series. We were there together for ten years, traveled

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<v Speaker 1>with Jim. I'm very fond of Jim. We had a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of real conversations, and everything I read here really

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<v Speaker 1>Jim tells them a story that it ran into a

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<v Speaker 1>to see Jim Brewer, he began to feel a paternal

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<v Speaker 1>instinct to protect her from the industry. That is very

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<v Speaker 1>very Jim. As Jim told The Christian Post, all you

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<v Speaker 1>think about is like, if this kid goes to California

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<v Speaker 1>and she's this excited for me, I'm a nobody. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>see you coming. Jim said he had a forty five

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<v Speaker 1>That is very Jim, and Jim's not wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>that stuff. I went, No, nobody, does you need to

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<v Speaker 2>know these things? So I'm telling you right now, I

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<v Speaker 2>can tell you willing to listen to anyone, and they

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<v Speaker 2>Trust me, and that's exactly I Again, I know Jim

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<v Speaker 2>have said, trust me, you know what, let's get out

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<v Speaker 2>on that one today. That's your comedy news for today.

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy Survivor coming up at noon Eastern, and a normal

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<v Speaker 2>episode tomorrow. See you then,