Speaker 1: I made a decision.
Speaker 2: A face sunny Sun on Ihadasion. It's nice.
Speaker 3: To reach.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 1: Hey everybody, what's up?
Speaker 5: Always so fun to start our show, I know, because
we never go to hour started. I know, we're just
like Kaylen gives us the finger, like but and then
I turn around and look.
Speaker 1: At Stephanie and we look at each other like.
Speaker 6: We just go, what are It's so random that we
do a podcast.
Speaker 1: I know, we just get you know, opening, I know, because.
Speaker 6: It's but it's just real, just people talking, yeah.
Speaker 1: Just keeping it real. Yeah, just feeling good.
Speaker 6: What's up?
Speaker 1: Clouds is out?
Speaker 6: Happy Friday?
Speaker 1: Yay.
Speaker 6: So on our Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Show, we didn't really catch up.
Speaker 6: No, we did not.
Speaker 1: We just started talking.
Speaker 6: Yeah. And Kaylen, you just got back from England.
Speaker 4: I did. I spent ten days over there.
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 4: How was that?
Speaker 1: Like this one accident?
Speaker 4: I can ell?
Speaker 7: So hell, did you did you meet Joana lare Eh?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: My mom lives over there with my little brother. Yeah,
my mom. Yeah, and so I went to go see
her and hang out with my family, and I met
my grandfather for the first time.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: Well your mom's mom.
Speaker 4: My mom's dad, your mom's dad, Yes, all right, he.
Speaker 3: There was a him and his brother got in a
big fight when they were younger. His brother is actually
pretty interesting in my great uncle used to be like
a bank robber. He used to rub trains and stuff. Wow,
while got a degree from Cambridge and came out kind
of a new man. But him and so his brother,
my my mom's dad had a big fight way long ago,
and there's a big tension in the family for years.
And my mom hadn't even talked to him for fourteen years.
But even before that, she hadn't really ever seen him
or talk to him growing up.
Speaker 6: Was her uncle shouldn't talk to No, that was her dad.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, yeah, Mike talked to her dad for fourteen years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and even before that they never really talked or
anything because there was so much drama going on with
that side of the family. And so but then she
just messaged him on Facebook or just added him on Facebook,
like three weeks before I came over there and he
added her and they got talking a little bit, and
so we all went over to see him, and so
I met him for the first time, and he was
really nice and we all got along. And he's got
a family. He's like seventy three. He has three kids
between like five and thirteen.
Speaker 1: And hash he has kids between seventy.
Speaker 4: He's a seventy three, yeah, five and thirteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's got like a five year old I
think No, maybe it's closer to like eight year old,
ten year old and thirteen year old old.
Speaker 1: Wife.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. She's she's probably like fifty fifty.
Speaker 1: It's going on over there, younger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he has six kids total, So him and my
mom was his first and so we met. He was
very nice and yeah, he's a very successful businessman in England.
Speaker 4: So that was that was cool. That was nice.
Speaker 7: What was like the fall the emotional follow for your
mom from after not seeing him or talking to him
for fourteen years.
Speaker 3: She is, She seemed she was perfectly fine. She went,
they were talking a little bit over Facebook, and so
it seemed very normal. You know, she wasn't super emotional.
She just kind of talked to him like everybody else.
My mom talks a lot, just talks and talks, talks.
So they connected and now they're connecting again and they're
going to keep seeing each other. My little brother is
friends with his aunts and uncles. Yeah, it's weird because
they're I've got two uncles and aunt who are eight,
nine and thirteen, so.
Speaker 6: Crazy, that's bizarre.
Speaker 1: Do you miss your little brother?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I do, yeah, very much. How old was he fourteen?
Speaker 1: Is he going to come visit you out here?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well I always go over there once a year
in August, and then they come over for Christmas. Oh okay,
sometimes you have to wait around. Sometimes they come over
in August and then I go over Christmas.
Speaker 1: But you mean, any honeys.
Speaker 3: There is a girl over there that I kind of
have a thing with that I have for the past few.
Speaker 4: Years, really the past.
Speaker 6: Did you guys hook it up?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, past few years.
Speaker 1: Does that millennials do? Then they just kind of like.
Speaker 6: Once a year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean she lives in England, so not really.
Speaker 1: Does she have a boyfriend though.
Speaker 3: She did, Like we met and we liked each other,
we started hooking up. That went on for two years
and me going over there once a year. Then she
had a boyfriend. So when I went over last year,
nothing happened, and then she broke up with her boyfriend.
Speaker 4: So this year was fine.
Speaker 7: Oh I see, is there any like does she ever
go like, hey, what about me?
Speaker 6: Moving to America.
Speaker 3: She does not want to move to Oh yeah, no, good,
that's probably for the best, right yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's fine, and you have a little honey up.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah and uh.
Speaker 3: And then I also saw my cousin Crystal, who has
two kids, three and about nine months, and I actually
turned her onto this podcast too. I told her did
this podcast. He looked it up right away, and so
she's even downloaded.
Speaker 6: A couple of episodes work Kaylin, Hi Crystal.
Speaker 3: And I told her about your theory the business woman,
you start out in the mail room and then.
Speaker 4: You Yeah, she found a kick out of that.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 4: If you're listening, Crystal, what's up?
Speaker 1: Get the corner office? Yeah? Yes, so nice.
Speaker 7: I decided that after spending a week, after spending a
couple days in Palm Springs with my kids, I decided
not totally corner office yet.
Speaker 6: I know it's definitely not the mail room.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but with nine year old, it's maybe it's the summer,
since it's just so relentless, with like.
Speaker 6: The mom, mom, mom, we do?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Let's lot this? Can we go?
Can we do? Can we go? Can we go? Can
we do?
Speaker 4: Can we go?
Speaker 1: Can we do?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We doing. What are we doing?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was like, what's the what's a good analogy
for that. It's like, I've got my own office. It's
just not the corner office. It's near the corner office.
I see people in the corner office, and I'm like,
I've spent time in the corner office. Like I visit
the corner office, but it's not my office.
Speaker 1: Right, Like you can go and hang out.
Speaker 6: I got a window, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 5: In my office. Yeah, yeah, I can go hang out there. Yeah,
take a nap and there.
Speaker 7: The corner office has like a couch yeah right, yeah,
I don't have a couch.
Speaker 6: I have like a chair.
Speaker 5: Yeah you know yeah yeah, not two chairs, just one, No,
just one. Yeah.
Speaker 6: If you want to have a bigger meeting, you gotta
go in the corner office.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah.
Speaker 5: Because there's still fires, you still got to put out right,
So right, you're not on an easy street just yet.
Speaker 7: Not. I'm still getting calls, but like I have to
field for the corner office.
Speaker 5: Right, and it's seasonal two sometimes yeah, sometimes it's quiet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I went to Rancho relax though.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm at this real in between stage because I
think the kids are just getting too old for it, right,
because your kids are both like closer to LB's age. Yeah,
so I was thinking that Sadie and Xander would like
it more, and they did, but I was like, I
think we're.
Speaker 1: Just you think they get too bored too quick.
Speaker 6: I think they were.
Speaker 7: I think it was really fun and I found it relaxing.
But yeah, I just think it's limited.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 6: It's like the first time you go there, you're like, well,
look at these water slides, I know.
Speaker 7: But then you know afterwards, you're like, Okay, there's water slides.
Speaker 6: It's not a great wolf lodge water slides. It's like
that's there. But I mean, don't get me wrong. We
had fun.
Speaker 7: We watched movies in the room at night and we
did our thing, and but hey, they really want you
to play with them.
Speaker 1: Did you look for the room where they watch a movie.
Speaker 5: You know that there's a room, Well, there's like a playroom,
and we went and found it.
Speaker 1: It's the most depressing thing I've ever seen it.
Speaker 6: It's like supposed to be the game room, yeah whatever.
Speaker 5: Empty with like like uh like like bacteria filled checker
board in the corner where you know that's funny.
Speaker 1: And yeah, there was nothing going on in there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we didn't go there.
Speaker 1: You didn't.
Speaker 6: But they show a movie at the pool.
Speaker 1: Right, did you ever do that?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: Because why it was the movies were too young. Yeah,
like it was Despicable Me Too, which I don't you
know they've seen. And then the second night was like Storks,
which was bad. Yeah, so we didn't do that. But
but Sadie taught herself how to do a flip in
the water, which I never thought would have been a
thing like, yeah, you're in water, so you just flip around.
Apparently it was a big milestone in her life. Yeah,
I mean one of her. When I asked her when
we were on our way home, like, what was your
one of your you know, your favorite moments, she was like,
learning to do a flip in the water. Okay, well,
and then she asked me to watch her do it.
Speaker 1: Yes, probably five hundred times. Watch watch Yeah.
Speaker 7: And then as soon as we would get back to
the pool, like if we took a break, if we
went to eat or something is she was like, Okay,
I can't wait to get back in the pool to
work on my flip. Can you come watch me? And
I'd be like, but I saw I saw it like
an hour ago.
Speaker 6: Is there an update?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 6: Is there like a flip two point zero?
Speaker 5: The only thing worse than having them ask you to
watch them do the one hundred and.
Speaker 1: Eightieth flip is to have you get.
Speaker 5: Into the water and do it with them. Oh, that's
gonna will you flip? Oh?
Speaker 6: I did?
Speaker 1: I had to flip with me? You did?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I had to?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: At one point, I was like, I feel like I
have fucking earned the right to just sit in the
chair and read my phone. Like why do I feel
like such a bad person?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: That uh, you know, you know why because I've read
too many fucking parenting articles that are like stop reading
your phone and engage with your kids. And it's like,
hold on, hold on a minute. Yeah, reading my phone.
How is that different than like if I was reading
a magazine or reading a book. So that like, why
is it anybody's business in the parenting world? Why do
you think I'm disengaged? Because it because I'm not reading
a novel because I'm reading my phone. Guess what I'm
reading articles or what other people are doing on their vacations.
Speaker 5: I'm interested, right, I know, shout up with the get
off the phone stuff.
Speaker 6: I know, Yeah, get on your phone. You earned it.
You're paying for your kids to be on a vacation.
Speaker 7: Guess what if I want to sit in a fucking
Chase lounge and read my phone, I should be able
to do that. Why has parenting become like such an
active thing? Why do you have to always be playing
with them?
Speaker 1: It's out of control. I know, I know, but you know.
Speaker 7: I want to become an activist for not being actively involved.
Speaker 5: Let's be an activist for not being actively involved.
Speaker 6: Yeah, how about this? How about what you play in
the pool?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: And I sit and read my phone for a while,
and you don't bother me about it.
Speaker 1: And there should be don't make me feel bad.
Speaker 7: In the seventies, do you ever First of all, Julie
Casem and I were talking about this, do you ever
remember your parents playing with you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I would beg for them to get in the pool.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now, my dad once in a while would sit on
a step with his beer in a corner and watch me.
You know whatever, Right, that's it, that's it. I'd be
by myself in the pool for hours.
Speaker 6: It's like, that's what siblings are for.
Speaker 7: I had two more kids, so that you can enjoy
a company.
Speaker 1: Tell your brother to watch you do the ten thousands?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why did you make didn't suffer?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or where's the other big sister? Tell Elbe to do it.
Speaker 7: I'd be like, isn't it enough that I'm at the pool.
I'm in the same vicinity, Like I could be in
the room because I paid extra so that we could
have a room right next to the pool, so that
it wouldn't be like a mile away, right right, So
what shouldn't you be celebrating the fact that I'm I'm
in I'm so nearby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, look, we're in Palm Spring by the way, it's
zach Ranchell.
Speaker 6: Relax, right right.
Speaker 7: I was, I mean, And it's like you never get
to like punch that time card like I do you
remember like an hour ago when I was in the
pool for an hour, when I played, I floated around
on the lazy river, I went.
Speaker 6: Down the slide for crying out loud?
Speaker 5: How now did you know it's your tailbone by the way,
A little bit on the bumps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate those bumps.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I did it. I suffered through it. I
put in the time.
Speaker 7: I went down the slide many many times I floated
on the lazy river. I played in the pool with them.
I did a race across the pool with one kid
on my back against the other kid, and we all
laughed uproariously.
Speaker 6: But how come that they already forgot about that?
Speaker 1: Yes, I know I.
Speaker 4: Want to go.
Speaker 7: Remember not forty five minutes ago when I was running
in the pool with you, we were laughing. Remember that, Well,
didn't I earn some phone time?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, you know why?
Speaker 5: Because I think it's we only have ourselves to blame,
because we make it so much fun for them. Sometimes
I think to myself, maybe I should slow down and
not run. Maybe I should Maybe I should stroll. Maybe
I should make it a little boring, right, Maybe I
should start talking I don't know about uh investing into
into tech, right, you know? And maybe I talked their
ear off for a change about ship. They didn't give
they don't care two ship's about right? And then then
they like, then they might go, Okay, why don't you
get now?
Speaker 1: Beat it go on?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 6: Maybe I should got it?
Speaker 7: Listen, listen just one more thing about stocks? Hold on,
but costco. I really think it's going to catch on war?
I don't think.
Speaker 5: I mean, yes, I exactly. So I don't want to
make it too much fun for them.
Speaker 6: I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Doesn't work though, but sometimes but not really, they find
us way too interesting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had a week by myself, so the kids
went back so Adam. I look forward to this week
all year because it's the week that Adam can finally
go on vacation and he goes with his friends. And
I have basically the house to myself because the kids
go back to school.
Speaker 1: So I get like hours.
Speaker 5: I've had Rob in my bedroom for the last four
or five months. I've seen Rob's mug every morning, Like
there's Rob, there's Tom, there's an electrician, there's this, there's
like Adam is up and at it every morning seven
point thirty with the construction blah blah. Finally everything's done,
buttoned up and done.
Speaker 1: Now school starts. First day of school. They go to school.
Speaker 5: Now Sonny's on Easy Street because he's leaving on Wednesday,
So he goes to school Monday, Tuesday, leaves Wednesday with
Adam to Monterey for Monterey the boys trip, and so
Sonny to asks me, by the way, what do I
tell my teachers, and I say, well, just tell them
the truth, to say that every year you have a
father son trip and sometimes it lands before the school starts,
which is true, and sometimes it lands the week of
and this is your third year, and unfortunately it's the
week of.
Speaker 1: So you know this is in the works. It's an
every year thing.
Speaker 5: And he says, okay, So Sonny in sixth grade, they
have two teachers, so basically they have the homeroom teacher
and then they so they put Sonny in Italian, in
the flip flop they have she's got this teacher, he's
got that teacher, and then they switch in the afternoon.
So when Natalia okay, So then Sonny goes on his trip.
Speaker 1: All right, Now Natalia.
Speaker 5: Goes to school the first day, that night wakes up
throwing up with a one hundred and two fever. Oh no, yes,
So now Natalia is sick, home sick, home, sick, sick
and home.
Speaker 6: And after only one day back.
Speaker 5: After only one and the week that I look forward
to all year, now I'm dealing with her who's sick.
I feel bad that she's sick, but also feel bad
for myself.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just she timed it better, Yes, she.
Speaker 1: Could not have timed it.
Speaker 5: So so now, so Sonny leaves. So now she's home
for three days. She goes back to school, Yeah, she goes. Yeah,
she goes back to school on Friday, and the teacher says,
Sonny's homeroom teacher, so he already told her that he's
going on to father son trip. Now nobody clued in, Natalia.
We didn't think we had to. So Sonny's homeroom teacher
says this to.
Speaker 1: Her, where's your brother?
Speaker 5: Why she's asking her, I have no idea, She says,
where's your brother? Natalia says, oh, he caught my virus.
He's home sick. Oh great, I look forward to.
Speaker 1: Getting that email. Now I don't know, but so now
she's so so, so I'm deal. Now she's home.
Speaker 5: First, still that week, Adam's gone, Sony's gone, and she's homesick,
and I am dealing with Natalia homesick. Then they had
a great time. Then she goes back to school on Friday,
and then they came home on Sunday.
Speaker 1: But Natalia is so.
Speaker 6: Not needy.
Speaker 5: But like, my, what are we going to do tonight?
You want to watch a movie tonight? You want to
watch this now she's into Riverdale, which is she got
hooked on river Have you heard about river Oh it's
a little it's a little heavy for her age. But
what Hammy's Cammy's introduced her because Cammy's older sister. It's
on Netflix and it's about it's it's actually it's kind
of strange. It's it's based on Archie and Veronica and
Betty and Josie and the Pussycats are the characters.
Speaker 1: But it's heavy. It's about that.
Speaker 5: It's just weird. It's just those are the names of
the characters. Okay, okay, and Juughhead. Jughead's the cute one.
But so it's based on twin boy girl sisters, a
brother sister and they go out for a walk in
the woods and the brother gets shot and killed and
they're trying to find and the sister's nuts and they're
trying to find who killed her brother. And Luke Perry
plays Archie's dad and the kid the kids that play that.
The characters are cute and whatever, but it's kind of
a little cliche. Like, so Archie has an affair with
the teacher, you know, the music teacher, and then she's
not who she says she is, they find out and
it's not her real Missus Thompson is not her real name,
and who is she? And Veronica and Betty are trying
to find out. Then they find a gun in her
glove compartment. They find out that's not her real name,
and a glove and a glove compartment. She just moved
to town a year ago and she's only been at
the school for nine months, and Archie's in love with her.
We got to save Archie and tell her that that's
not who she is. And I'm watching this with Natalia
and so he confronts her, Missus Thompson, who are you?
Speaker 1: There's a gun in your glove compartment?
Speaker 5: And I say to Natalia, she was in an abusive relationship.
She got out and the Talias pauses it and goes,
did you read it in the cartoon strip or something?
And I was like, no, honey.
Speaker 7: So she was in an abusive relationship and now she's
hitting on younger dudes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now she's students, yeah, and an affairs now she's a
Mary Kay Laturna.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: They ran her out of town anyway, So Riverdale a
lot of Riverdale episodes binging and taking care of Natalia
for a week while Adam was gone.
Speaker 1: That was that was my week.
Speaker 5: That sounds exhausting. Are your kids aren't back it? So
they're not back yet?
Speaker 6: So well, well, okay when you're listening to this, they're back.
Speaker 7: Oh, because this is Friday, so they're going back. But
we're recording this on Tuesday, so.
Speaker 6: They go back.
Speaker 7: Thursday's their first day and it's a half day, so
they get out at one. Then they'll have school Friday.
Then it's the weekend and then like the following week.
I think there's a day off, right, because isn't it
Labor Day?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 5: I've had an ass full of forms, just constantly with
the forms, and it's like go online on the parent
portal and confirm that all the informations are saying which
I did? And then I get the email missus Corolla,
you didn't go online and da da da da da.
I'm like, how do I tell them?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: I did? Like I did? I did? I did? What
do you want me to do? So? Now I got
to go back online.
Speaker 5: I'm going to try and figure like I didn't hit
confirm before I checked out?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: And then they want forms at to print it out.
Of course our printer's not working, not working correctly, and
it's just it's just just a fucking And finally I
was like, I said to Adam, I go, I'm sick
of these I gotta sign shit. I gotta sign that
my kids can use their chromebooks at school.
Speaker 6: I know they want signatures for everything.
Speaker 5: Everything, And Adam goes, just tell them to sign it.
I was like, okay, all right, they're not gonna do that.
I'm not going to tell them to sign it. But
I just I'm so sick of these forms. It all
goes like, I know, I remember those days. But when
they go to middle school, she said, it's not as bad.
Speaker 7: Uh, well, I think, well, Elbie's in middle school. But yeah,
but she yeah, she fills out a lot of stuff herself.
Speaker 1: Oh she does.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you still.
Speaker 7: Have to fill out a lot of like the emergency
contact information. I'm always like, who am I going to
put down as my emergency contact? And then I got
to go look up all their phone numbers?
Speaker 5: Right, and they hate that. Yeah, and it's the same person.
Can't you just go off of what you got last year?
Nothing's changed, you know.
Speaker 6: Why don't have to do?
Speaker 5: Mom is still here, she's still haven't changed your phone number.
It's still getting Jens's mom? Like, what more do you
want from me? I can't take it.
Speaker 1: I can't think. I know the forms.
Speaker 7: It's enough, I know, And there's so many, and they're
for such weird stuff, like, uh, do you agree that
they can have their picture.
Speaker 6: Taken for stuff?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 7: I know?
Speaker 6: And if you don't agree, you have to write this
separate thing.
Speaker 7: It's like, who's suing the school because your kid was
in a group photo?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 6: It was in the yearbook, so dumb?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They had they had to.
Speaker 5: I had to sign a form so that they could
watch the eclipse. If we're gonna be watching, we got.
Speaker 1: The glasses, and we got the right glasses. Don't get
freaked out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you have to if you don't want your
child to participate.
Speaker 1: I get at times two too. I'm like, it's fine,
nah right, yeah, Like it's fine. Can I just email
you and tell you it's fine?
Speaker 7: Do I have to sign otherwise? Are you gonna like
police my kids and make sure they don't look up right?
Speaker 1: Right? And what are you gonna do? Put my kid, like,
what are they gonna do?
Speaker 5: Go sit in a corner somewhere while everybody else is
outside eating popcorn watching the eclipse, Like what do you what? Right?
Speaker 1: Well, wo are those parents? By the way.
Speaker 7: By the way, Elbe watched the eclipse because okay, so
we couldn't get any glasses. John was like obsessed with
getting the glasses, but they were all sold out everywhere,
so I mean he sent me out to seven eleven.
Speaker 1: At like you know, ten o'clock at night and they're like, no.
Speaker 7: Sou But Elbe went to six Flags that day and
her friend had a pair of the glasses. So anyway,
so that was a big John was like, oh, I
can't wait to hear Elbie like she got to watch
it with the glasses. And so I was driving Elbie
home and with Sadie and Xander in the car and
they're like, so, how was it? And she was like,
I mean, honestly, yeah, that's that exciting.
Speaker 1: I mean exact thing.
Speaker 6: I think it's great.
Speaker 7: And then and then she was like what did you
guys get to see it? And they're like yeah, Because
so John's like, well, what are we going to do?
And I go, We're gonna watch it on TV.
Speaker 6: Like normal people. And he was like, oh, okay, good
cause first I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I mean, I guess we could make one of those
home projectors out of a shoe box. And I was like,
but I don't know. I don't have the energy. Watch
a YouTube video on how to do it, like, because
I remember in the seventies.
Speaker 5: Doing that you put a pinhole in. But I'm like that,
I don't have a science degree. I'm not making that.
So she watched on TV. Yeah, so we watched it
on TV.
Speaker 6: And by the way, great view right, all the best views.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, got to see it from a lot of
different places.
Speaker 6: Got to see the total eclipse.
Speaker 7: I mean, because you know who has filters, the news people, right,
I got filters for their camera so they can actually.
Speaker 1: You and you don't have to go outside. No, watch
it on your couch.
Speaker 6: Yeah I know.
Speaker 1: I asked my kids, what'd you think? They're like em
moving on? All right?
Speaker 5: Okay, I bet you can't wait until it happens again
in twenty twenty four. What's going to happen again? I
don't I didn't even did it get dark? I was no,
I didn't, right, not really I didn't see anything go on. No,
in other parts of the country, it got you get
to get done.
Speaker 6: It got dark out.
Speaker 7: Here briefly, Yeah, no, not here. Did you watch it
in England? Oh you were back?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think I was. I was on the plane, so
I oh interesting.
Speaker 1: Did they tell everyone put your shades down, don't look
at the sun?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: I was. I was sleeping the inside your eyelids.
Speaker 1: So what happened at the mall?
Speaker 6: Okay, so quick story.
Speaker 7: I'm at the mall, like like I do a lot.
I'm with all three of my kids, and we sometimes
if Lbi's with her friend, I'll just let her walk
around on her own because she has a phone. But
Sadie and Xander don't have phones, and they're nine. They're
not going to walk around the mall by themselves yet.
But anyways, we were all together and we we're walking
out of Starbucks and Sadie goes, there's like right in
front of us, there's a place that makes these splat balls.
And Sadie goes, I'm gonna can I walk over to
the sap splat ball thing and right next to it
as a fountain.
Speaker 6: And I was like, yeah, sure, walk over there. We'll
be right here.
Speaker 1: What's a splat mall.
Speaker 7: It's the stupid thing that you get at a kiosk
that's like a squeezy.
Speaker 6: Ball and you can throw them at a wall.
Speaker 7: It doesn't really matter. But Sadie wanted to go look
at them, said a little kiosk and I sat down
at a fountain kind of like right next to where
she was.
Speaker 6: It's kind of crowded at them all though, And I
mean we were literally.
Speaker 7: Like five feet from her sitting down with this fun
It's me and LB and then Xander was sitting.
Speaker 6: With us, and we're sitting and we're.
Speaker 7: Just talking, and I'm deep into thoughts about some pants
I bought it, old baby, and are they the right pants?
Speaker 6: Do I should I return them?
Speaker 7: You know, having a lot of thoughts about pants, And
all of a sudden, I was like, man, Sadie's been
at that splatball kiosk for a while.
Speaker 6: I was like, where's Sadie.
Speaker 7: Look.
Speaker 6: I kind of look at.
Speaker 7: The vicinity of where she'd been, and I just do
not see her. So I'm like, Elbie, where's Sadie? Do
you see her? And I'll be like I don't see her,
and Elbie gets up and runs around the other side
of the kiosk because it's like a you know, yeah,
because you can't see the end. Sadie Elbie comes back
and she goes she's not there, and I'm like, that's
just weird because Sadie is not a kid who would
wander off. She's not, like, none of my kids really are.
But if anybody was going to do that, it would
be Xander. But Sadie is very like, I'm going to
I'm right here, where are you? Like, she would never
just go wander off. So I'm like, okay, this is weird.
And I look all around the near We're in like
the middle of the mall, so there's pathways down all sides,
and I'm like, I just do not see her. And
I'm like okay, and Elbie starts going, oh my god,
where is she?
Speaker 6: Where is she? And I was like, okay, let's stay
stay calm. She couldn't have gone.
Speaker 7: Far, like maybe we had talked about going upstairs. There's
like an escalator right near us going upstairs.
Speaker 4: To go eat.
Speaker 7: So I go, let's alby, you go up upstairs with
Xander and look for her, and I'm going to stay
right here.
Speaker 6: In case she just I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, right, that's so weird.
Speaker 7: So Elbie goes upstairs. She and I'm starting to like
feel a little that's sick.
Speaker 6: Feeling, you know.
Speaker 7: I'm just like, just like, where you don't know where
your kid is? I was just like, where's my kid?
Why am I not seeing her? Why is my stomach
hurting so bad? Like thinking about where she could be.
But in my mind, I'm like, Okay, stay calm because
I start going through the thing of like, she did
not get kidnapped by sex traffickers because she's nine. She
would not leave with somebody without screaming bloody murder. She
knows better than to ever leave with somebody. We have
had the talk about no adult needs your help ever,
and we've talked about it. What do you do if
somebody goes like, hey, can I talk to you for
a minute? Can you help me? Can you come to
my car? She goes, I would scream and run away.
So I'm like I would have heard her if she
was standing at this place where we were and somebody
was like, hey, can you come over here? She I
know she would have screamed, right, But of course there's
just in the back of my mind. I'm like, what
if somebody was like, hey, I want to show you something.
Speaker 6: I'm going to buy you a sport. I don't know.
My mind is like started just going like cause where
else is it? Where is she?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 7: So Elb, I go Elby. I'm calling for Elbe and
she's like, she's not here. We looked everywhere. So I'm like, okay,
come back downstairs. So she comes downstairs and now I'm
just and I don't know how long she's been gone
because we were sitting there probably for ten minutes at
that fountain, like, so I was like, did she disappear
right away? So now Elbe's starting a panic and I'm
like and of course it's hard because I'm trying to
be really calm right now, but I'm saying so I
say to the woman, so now, of course, and I'm
asking the woman at the kisk, I'm like, have you
seen a girl?
Speaker 6: She's wearing a gray shirt, you know.
Speaker 7: And the woman's like no, She's like, you need to
call them all security. So I'm like, okay, all right,
I'm going to call them all security. So I now
I'm starting to lose it.
Speaker 5: I know, I know, because I am it's when Sonny
took off in front of us right on that bike,
right and Natalia is freaking out, crying, where is he?
Speaker 6: Where is So I have that same experience.
Speaker 5: And then when you verbally say it out loud, have
you seen a little boy with Yes?
Speaker 1: I know, it's horrible as soon as you go yeah.
Speaker 6: So I'm like, say it out loud.
Speaker 7: So I call the mall security and they're like hello,
you know, and I'm like, hi, so I need help
finding one of my kids.
Speaker 6: And they're like.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll be there and a couple we'll be there,
and I'm like, now you gotta rely on eight dollars.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And then they're not getting there.
Speaker 7: It's like no one's showing up, and I'm looking around
and then other people are like, I'm like have you seen?
And now people are worried for me. Now Elbie's crying
and I'm like, okay, Elby, stop crying. I go She's fine,
and Albie's.
Speaker 4: Like, but where is she?
Speaker 6: How do you know she's fine? And I was like,
because she knows. And also I've told.
Speaker 7: Sadie anytime we're anywhere six flags, anywhere that's crowded, I've
always said as I'm sure we all do. Go up
to a mom, tell them that you can't find your mom,
and tell them to call me. Wherever you are, go
tell somebody to call me if you're lost, and I
will come get you. If you're at a mall, go
up to an employee, go into any store, and tell
them to please call my mom.
Speaker 6: I can't find my mind. Okay, so they all know
to do that.
Speaker 7: But meanwhile, now it's been like fifteen minutes and my
phone is not ranging. So I'm like, why if she's
somewhere safe, if she was, if she's lost in the mall,
there's no way that Sadie could handle being lost for
very long. She I know my kid would have walked
up to somebody right away. So of course my mind
is a little bit going, like did somebody snatch her
and run out of the mall with her? Because she's
little too, she does look younger, does look like about seven.
Speaker 1: And you said she would scream.
Speaker 6: I felt like she would.
Speaker 7: So I was really trying not to panic because I'm like,
I really don't think that's happened. So but of course
you're gonna for I know, I know, be like I
need somebody see her standing by herself.
Speaker 6: Did somebody?
Speaker 7: But then I'm like, okay, my brain is going she's fine,
but where is she? So then the security does show
up and I was like so and I'm starting to
cry because you just can't help it. I was like,
can you can you make sure that you block off
the exits? Like can you make sure nobody walks out
with her? And they're like, yeah, we've got people looking
for her right now. But we've got a lot of
people looking for her. And I was like okay, and
I'm giving them the description of her, and I've got
a little there's like a little crowd of people that
are trying to help. Then all of a sudden, my
phone rings and I'm like I look at my phone
and it's a number I don't recognize and I'm like,
oh my god, Okay, thank god, it's her. I answer
the phone and someone's like do you have a daughter?
Like and I was like, yes, you have my kid,
you know. And they're like yes, now it's a woman's
voice and she's like yes, and she's like where are you?
And I said okay, So I'm at the fountain in
the middle of the mall, sitting at the fountain, and.
Speaker 6: She's like okay, and it's hard to understand.
Speaker 7: She's got a bit of an accent and it's loud,
so I'm assuming it's a mom in the mall who
like she walked up to who's now going to bring
me my kid? I'm like, I'll be right here in
front of the fountain. She's like okay.
Speaker 6: So I hang up.
Speaker 7: So like I was like, oh, thank god, she's fine,
and I say to security a mom has or somebody's
you know. But then time is ticking by and no
one's coming right, and I'm like, it's not a big mall,
and how could she have gotten very far?
Speaker 6: Like if she couldn't have been she couldn't be more
than right.
Speaker 7: She had to be done house right right, like she
wouldn't have gone for a like a been a mile away.
Speaker 1: So now I'm starting to panic even more because I'm like, well, what.
Speaker 6: Where where is she?
Speaker 1: Right? Did you ask the woman where are you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: Because I was so panicked that I was so relieved
that somebody had her that I was like, okay, so
they're going to walk her over to me. So so
then I'm like asking the security is still with me,
and I'm now I'm like what what, Like I definitely
said I'm in front of the fountain, right, It's like, yeah,
you said that, And I'm like, okay, then where are they?
Speaker 6: Why isn't she here?
Speaker 7: Then I'm thinking like, oh my god, why didn't I
ask her who she was or get her phone number
or something, not realizing that her phone number is obviously
on my phone right, But I was like panicked. Yeah,
So then I'm like, oh my god, Okay, well where
is she?
Speaker 6: So I call? I tried calling the number back. It
goes to a voicemail.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, and I'm like, now I'm fully starting
to panic a little bit. I was like what and
then I get I'm like, I can't understand what the
message is. So then I'm like, well why, Like so
I give it to the security guard to listen, and
he goes, uh, I think it's a store. I think
it's a store in here, And then we listen to
it like four more times. It keeps I keep calling
the number back and it keeps picking up, and we're like.
Speaker 6: Is it a Lids a store?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 7: We couldn't understand it and it goes straight to voice Yeah,
I must have called it like six times my guy.
Finally I call it again and somebody picks up and
it's a guy and I'm like, somebody from this number
called me and said that they have my kid.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, yes, yes, this is a store.
He goes we she's.
Speaker 6: Here, and I was like, well, where are you what?
And I cannot understand his accent, like and I'm like.
Speaker 7: The what hats hats h and Lbie's like, oh, it's
the Lids store.
Speaker 6: So that's part from the story before, was correct.
Speaker 7: I didn't hear that on the I couldn't understand the
voicemail the place where it was. And Elbie's like, Lids
is at the Lid store. And I'm going, are you
at the Lids store? And he's like no, And I
hand the phone to the security guy who's like and
then it's the Gap.
Speaker 6: He was like fuck. So they're like, we're at the Gap.
We have your kid at the Gap.
Speaker 7: And I'm like, which is literally like three store, like
three stores down.
Speaker 6: So I'm like, okay, I'm on my way.
Speaker 7: So I go over there and they'res Sadie and she
looks like she's been crying a little.
Speaker 1: Bit because no wonder because it was it was like
another ten minutes.
Speaker 6: I'm sure.
Speaker 7: She was like, oh my god, they called my mom.
Why didn't my mom go get me right?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 7: And I've never been so happy to see my kid.
And I was like, oh my god, you did the
exact right thing. But later I was like, thank you
for doing the right thing.
Speaker 1: Because she did the right thing. She walked into a
store and asked them.
Speaker 6: To call her mom right right. She was like, I
couldn't find you, like I thought you. I thought you
went into a store. I went into like.
Speaker 7: The closest couple of stores looking for you, but I
couldn't find you. And then I came back and you
weren't there, but I was. I was just on the
other side of anyway.
Speaker 4: So I go.
Speaker 7: I was like, well, why didn't you immediately call me,
Like as soon as you realized you couldn't find me,
why didn't you call me?
Speaker 6: And she goes, well, I did, but there was a
line at the gap.
Speaker 7: She waited in line while people were getting wrung up.
Speaker 1: She waited in line. I was like, oh my god, girl,
you are.
Speaker 6: Way too polite.
Speaker 1: I go, my god, if.
Speaker 7: You're lost, I go, you just walk right up to
that counter and you say, I can't find my mom.
Speaker 6: I need you to call her.
Speaker 1: And she was like, well, I didn't want to be rude.
Speaker 6: And she goes. The line was really took a long time,
and she.
Speaker 7: Was of course starting to cry, like she was freaking
out a little bit. She looked like she'd been crying
a little coarse. Meanwhile, LB and Xander had been full
on crying, both of them, and I was having to
go snap out of it. Yeah, stay calm, but my
voice is breaking.
Speaker 6: Anyway.
Speaker 5: It was like the scariest, like twenty minutes. God, what morons?
First of all, who called you? Somebody that works there?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: And she said, and you said, I'm here, I'm at
the fountain.
Speaker 7: I guess we were having trouble understanding each other because
she thought I was coming to get her. She was like,
we can't leave. She goes, I can't leave the store
with your kid and go walk around with her, Like,
I guess whatever the root policy is that if you
have a lost child, you stay there with right. But
then I was like, why didn't she call security or
why didn't she.
Speaker 1: Say I'm at the gap? How about that?
Speaker 6: I don't know, I work here, I'm met that gap.
Well maybe she did. I think she probably did, but
I didn't understand her because it's a missus lild.
Speaker 1: Don't go in the back lady and talk.
Speaker 5: I get make sure or give the phone to somebody
that can speak English, or make sure that the communication
is Ansford properly.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 7: I think in her mind, probably she doesn't know I'm panicking. Well,
in her mind she's like, I got your kid. I'm
at the gap, like, come pick her up.
Speaker 6: She doesn't know.
Speaker 7: That I've already been looking for her and I'm freaking out.
But of course I was on the phone. I was like,
oh my god, oh thank god. Okay, okay, well I'm
right here, thank you. Right, Yeah, I don't know what
the fun So, Caitlin, that happened to you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? We were at the the Glendale Galleria. Uh huh,
and my little brother was I think he was maybe
like five or six, and I was with two of
my friends, and my mom and dad were there, and
I'm trying to remember. We were walking like from the
Fudruckers over to the theater.
Speaker 6: How can you have a bad experience leaving a fud Rucker.
It just sounds so funny.
Speaker 4: And I can't really remember.
Speaker 3: He was like ahead of us somehow, and then me
and my friends kind of ran off ahead of him
or behind him, and the the next thing we knew,
he was gone, and we were looking.
Speaker 4: All over the place for him. My mom was freaking out.
Speaker 3: They had my mom had to run all the week,
searched the whole kind of like that level of the
gallery if you know what I'm talking about with the
cheesecake factory in the fountain, yeh. We searched that whole level,
couldn't find him. My mom ran back security called security,
was freaking out, and then I think security he had
gone up to the second level of like where the
movie theaters were, and was like on a little bench,
and some little girl who was like eleven or twelve
like walked up to him and like made friends with
him and kept him there because she saw that his
parents weren't around, so she kind of kept him there
and stayed there until security said, oh, there's a girl
with this kid. He can't find his parents, And then
security led us upstairs and the girl was just there
and he was just talking to the girl.
Speaker 4: He was he was fine, he was happy.
Speaker 7: I'm aic attack right now for your mom. I know
that many years ago, year old, yeah five. I mean
it's just because as much as I make fun of
I don't make fun. It's not that I'm making fun
of sexual trafficking at all. I mean, it's that the
people that it's nothing that's happened to their kids not
missing that are like, oh, I'm positive that sex traffickers
were trying.
Speaker 5: To go through your mind at one point going oh God,
it's karma, karma, karma for making fun.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, well it also went through my head that
I was like, I don't I also don't want to
be a hypocrite.
Speaker 6: I don't want to be one of.
Speaker 7: Those people that's like, my kid's been sold into sex trafficking.
You know, I don't want to go there in my
head because I do know that that's probably not what happened, right,
but just.
Speaker 1: The word probably even in there, it's like, no, Okay, yes.
Speaker 7: It's probable, it's most likely that she did not get snatched,
but my kid is not here and it's not like her,
and I'm looking all around and she's gone, So something happened.
Speaker 6: In my mind, I'm like, something happened.
Speaker 7: Something happened, because I just she just would not have
just walked off, right. But the reason why and and
the truth is that she did walk into like this.
The store was only like two stores.
Speaker 1: Away, yeah so Witney's. But that was the problem that
she was waiting in line, So that whole time she's
waiting in line for somebody to buy a fucking sweater.
I know, you know, and those lines at the gap
are always long.
Speaker 6: I stopped shopping at the gay.
Speaker 1: I know, what if there's a kid.
Speaker 6: In there that's trying to call her parents.
Speaker 5: Now I know the feeling. It was like when Sonny
got lost in the jungle and and and Italia. And
I first I was like, he's fine, he's just ahead
of us.
Speaker 6: He's fine.
Speaker 1: And then eventually it was like a half an hour.
Speaker 5: Where we didn't know where he he wasn't answering us right,
And Adam is like was calm the whole time? And
I was like how And He's like, it's deductive reasoning,
Like the chance of a creepy guy taking him is
slim to I mean very slim. There's a lot of
peace bull around that are very nice. There's only one
way in and one way out.
Speaker 1: Right, but just very slim, very to a mom is
not enough, not enough? Right?
Speaker 5: I know, there's still it's still slim, right. And then
I'm thinking he fell off the cliff. What if he
fell down the cliff and he's like no, And then
what if he went down the wrong trail? And he's like, now,
Sonny wouldn't have because we did. We went right yeah
and turned around found it was a dead end. And
when the sign clearly said, you know, keep going that way,
I don't know, but I was just like I was
trying to stay calmferend Italia.
Speaker 1: But then eventually I was like, where is he, Adam,
where is he? And then she's like where.
Speaker 7: I know the second your voice cracks or the second
you're like yeah, seem a little tiny bit not in
control of the situation.
Speaker 1: The kids feel that and they do nuts.
Speaker 5: I just the verbals saying like have you seen a
little boy with the you know? And they're like, oh, yeah,
he was on a mission. We saw he ran right
past us, go straight, he's on the he headed down
towards the bottom. Like okay, but now where is he now?
Like now it's ten minutes past those people, Now where
is he? Why doesn't he stop.
Speaker 1: Why didn't he wait.
Speaker 6: And Adam didn't run ahead to try to catch up
with him?
Speaker 1: No, I did. I did.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, when I told John the story, of course, Sadie
was like, can we not tell Dad about this? And
I was like, okay, yeah, she goes. I don't want
to worry him. But of course I did tell him
because I was in the worst mood later, not mad
or anything, but like I felt like i'd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, the feeling he had a little.
Speaker 6: PTSD, Like I was just having a little.
Speaker 1: Like like something still feeling kind of.
Speaker 6: Edgy and a little just not right, you know.
Speaker 7: And then I was like, this happened at the mall
and John was like panicking just hearing the story.
Speaker 1: I was panicking.
Speaker 7: The funny thing is, though, it's like there I let Elbe,
who's only a couple of years older, walk around, Like
I don't have that feeling with Elbe. There's something about
kids having a phone that makes you feel calmer. I mean,
suddenly he didn't have his phone on that trail.
Speaker 1: Now now I know, but.
Speaker 7: There's something weird. There's a difference it does make when
you're like, Okay, my kids have a phone, so if
they ever got lost or whatever they call me. Right,
Like when I'm at Magic Mountain, I don't ever think
about worry about Lbie because she's got her phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I.
Speaker 7: Couldn't find her for a while, I just call her.
There's something that's not doesn't feel settled about your kids
being off somewhere that's crowded and you feeling like you
have no way to get a hold of them.
Speaker 5: Right, But you were right, like you you did rationalize
in your head.
Speaker 1: You did the deductive reason.
Speaker 5: Now, she's not going to get taken by somebody, she
would scream. You know, she's not going to wander off
of somebody. She's not going to leave the mall's she's
gonna She probably did do the right thing. Why is
it taking so long? Right because we're relying on you know,
morons behind the counter that make you know that don't
give it their stone or whatever. I don't know like
mall employees right right, Like they don't have kids, they
don't know they don't you know, right, I mean I
don't know who was working at it.
Speaker 7: Also, I think Sadie would feel a little embarrassed to
admit that, Like I can't find my mom.
Speaker 1: I need help. She's a little proud. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: I feel like she would really look around first as
much as she would have to be admit defeat of like, okay,
I really can't find my mom, right, so that probably
took a little bit, right, a little bravado.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I know it's scary.
Speaker 7: Because I'm sorry, but I always do think of Adam Walsh.
That was the department store. He was like playing in
a toy asle and somebody snatched him. I know, like
that happened, right, So even though the chances are it's
really unlikely, but.
Speaker 1: Man, you just go like, okay, but there is a.
Speaker 5: Slight Yeah, I know, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's just it's scary, and you think it's gonna get
better as I get older, but still I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's definitely better with her being nine and a half,
you know, right, you go, she's she's got good sense, Like,
I mean, I would let her almost well, I don't
know if I would let her walk around them all
on her own yet. Maybe one more year, yeah, at eleven,
I definitely would, right right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, I'm glad that she's okay. Suzanne has a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: What mm hmm, is.
Speaker 5: It the guy that was she was kind of now
the new one? Yeah, a little older, you know, like
the guys that she likes are not the kind of
guys that on a relationship at that point in their
life or whatever. But because they're still in high school
pretty much. But this guy's a little bit older. He's
not that much.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: He's a little older, and he a little more distinguished.
He has older kids, and he just wants it. He
wants a girlfriend. She met him on Match or whatever,
and he's very he was he was a man, you know,
he was a gentleman. He calls her back, he's you know,
he's not flaky. And I guess they went out a
few times and he's all about it, like he's like, yeah,
I want a girlfriend, like I'm not interested in dating
other people.
Speaker 1: And she's like, okay, she's.
Speaker 5: The one that's kind of like slowing her role a
little bit.
Speaker 1: Just because he's too into her.
Speaker 5: Because he's too into her right but but for the
most like he's Italian, he's from New York.
Speaker 1: He has a little edge to her, like to him, like.
Speaker 5: Where he talks to her like like well, where are
the fuck have you been? You know, like that's what
she likes, Like it's not it's nice when the guy
is a gentleman and nice. Fine, but then they have
to they can't be too nice. It's too syrupy. And
so eventually, after they got to know each other a
little bit more, he's like, well, well, you know, he
just kind of has a little bit of an edge
to her, you know, like focks around with her, you know,
like you and John a little like that. And she's
like okay, now I yeah, now this is better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is good. So she likes him, so we'll see.
Speaker 6: Oh good.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because that other one, there were two in a row.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just wham, there's yeah, the.
Speaker 7: One that was like we need to didn't he have
like a little talk with her about how he doesn't
want anything.
Speaker 1: Just so you know that this is just yeah, book up.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then she was like I and then later and
then he was like okay, so after work at five o'clock,
and then she texted him after work a five what you're.
Speaker 6: Still into me?
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Speaker 5: And she's like, yeah, I said it earlier, like just
weird and he was in a rock band, a cover band.
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Speaker 5: I hate and he wouldn't wear he doesn't wear rubbers
when he has sex with moms.
Speaker 6: Right right right, because their moms, their moms. Where have
they been?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why do I got to wear a rubber?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they've already had kids mine too. Oh my god,
what a dick I know. So this guy's a nice guy.
Speaker 7: So thank you so much everybody, and thank you guys.
Hope you enjoyed Patreon this week too.
Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, that's it, thank you, Kaylenk, thank you
all right, bye.
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