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Email us show at kmod dot com. 44 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:26.199 That is where we can try to help you and 45 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:30.560 the listeners help as well. So show at kmod dot 46 00:03:30.680 --> 00:03:33.280 com boom, and we're gonna do to tell the truth. 47 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:37.319 Your chance to get to know the show better. Ask 48 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:41.360 any question you want. You can get it to a 49 00:03:41.439 --> 00:03:44.479 c via text. You can use the talkback mic when 50 00:03:44.479 --> 00:03:47.800 you're listening to KMO D on the iHeartRadio app Email 51 00:03:47.840 --> 00:03:51.199 show I came out. Whatever you'd like to do, we'll 52 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:55.879 do that coming up at nine. I've been having this 53 00:03:56.400 --> 00:03:59.159 ailment I've been dealing with. I would call it like 54 00:03:59.280 --> 00:04:01.599 on a scale of one to ten. 55 00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:05.560 It's like a three, okay, but it does. It is 56 00:04:05.639 --> 00:04:11.560 an annoyance and I get really watery eyes, okay, like 57 00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:15.840 like allergies could be possibly act them up. So I mean, 58 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:19.199 I'm sure you guys have seen like my eyes sometimes 59 00:04:19.279 --> 00:04:21.439 water a lot. I just figured you were sad. 60 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:25.639 Yeah, we'll look where it works. So and so I've 61 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:27.959 been dealing with it for I mean a long time. 62 00:04:28.360 --> 00:04:30.759 My brother had it, my dad. My brother has it. 63 00:04:30.879 --> 00:04:33.519 My dad had it. Like it's just chronic, right, and 64 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:36.519 sometimes it's allergies, sometimes it's some other things. But it 65 00:04:36.600 --> 00:04:38.720 always right there by the bridge of my nose, and 66 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:42.560 sometimes it'll run a lot, and depending on the algaies, 67 00:04:42.600 --> 00:04:44.439 it can be worse. I have special allergy drops I 68 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:48.240 use when it's really bad. Blah blah blah. Yeah, lately 69 00:04:48.519 --> 00:04:52.360 it's been really bad and in a different spot to 70 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:54.639 the point where I was rubbing it so much it 71 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:57.639 was getting really irritated, to where I couldn't even touch 72 00:04:57.639 --> 00:05:01.040 it anymore because the skin was so annoyed. And so 73 00:05:01.160 --> 00:05:02.800 I finally was like, I gotta go see the doctor. 74 00:05:04.000 --> 00:05:06.639 And I go see the doctor. He gets me in 75 00:05:06.759 --> 00:05:08.560 yesterday at like right at the end of the day. 76 00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:11.000 He's like I can squeeze in as the last patient. 77 00:05:11.600 --> 00:05:12.199 No problem. 78 00:05:12.759 --> 00:05:14.920 Are you seeing a regular doctor or your eye doctor? 79 00:05:14.959 --> 00:05:18.160 Oh no, no, I see my eye doctor. And so 80 00:05:18.680 --> 00:05:21.560 I go to the eye doctor. He comes and gloved. 81 00:05:21.600 --> 00:05:25.199 He thinks I have pink eye. Oh, like he's prepared 82 00:05:25.360 --> 00:05:25.959 for the worst. 83 00:05:26.319 --> 00:05:29.240 But he's after farting on your pillow right or my face, 84 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:32.639 and it wasn't like an issue, like there was no 85 00:05:32.759 --> 00:05:37.560 discoloration in my eye or anything like that. And so 86 00:05:38.079 --> 00:05:41.399 he is like, oh, you know, like immediately knew I 87 00:05:41.480 --> 00:05:43.600 didn't have pink eye. 88 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:47.120 And he uses, if you know what a slit lamp is, 89 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:49.480 it is a device you put your face in and 90 00:05:49.560 --> 00:05:51.680 then the bright light is a line and it goes 91 00:05:51.759 --> 00:05:54.399 across your eye and he can look deep into your 92 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:58.120 eye and different magnification and can see into your eyelids. 93 00:05:58.160 --> 00:06:01.319 He can see the allergy pollen. Like it's crazy how 94 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:05.519 cool it is. And so he's looking. He's like, okay, okay, 95 00:06:05.720 --> 00:06:08.560 see some things he's got. You got some eyelashes that 96 00:06:08.639 --> 00:06:12.079 could be causing the problem that are crumpled up and 97 00:06:12.519 --> 00:06:15.399 pushed into your eye. He's like, uh, but hold on, 98 00:06:15.519 --> 00:06:17.439 let me do this. Let me get some die well 99 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:21.720 die that your eyes and then I'll use a black 100 00:06:21.800 --> 00:06:27.279 light and we'll really see what's happening. Okay, so no joke. 101 00:06:27.839 --> 00:06:31.439 It's the same color as a highlighter. Like he's dropping 102 00:06:31.680 --> 00:06:36.879 highlighter light that yellow green chartruse into my eye and 103 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:38.920 it's running down my face. I mean, now my eye's 104 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:42.879 completely not happy that this person's doing this. Turns on 105 00:06:42.959 --> 00:06:46.959 the black light, and you know, the typical doctor uh huh, okay, 106 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:51.519 uh huh. Ultimately, he believes I may have some blocked 107 00:06:51.600 --> 00:06:57.079 tear ducts. And he has said before that this this 108 00:06:57.120 --> 00:07:01.199 will probably happen to me, knowing my situation with water eyes. 109 00:07:01.399 --> 00:07:03.319 I understand how boring this is. I'm getting to the 110 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:05.879 point he thinks there might be a rock in there, 111 00:07:06.480 --> 00:07:09.720 a pebble stone of some sort. Spend a lot of 112 00:07:09.759 --> 00:07:12.600 time on dirt roads. Huh, I don't. But it's such 113 00:07:12.639 --> 00:07:15.279 a small spot that it could be a flick of 114 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:17.480 sand would be considered a rock at that point and 115 00:07:17.639 --> 00:07:20.480 in there, and he says, but here's what we're gonna do. 116 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:24.160 We're gonna stare step up to the big thing, which 117 00:07:24.199 --> 00:07:27.839 would be tear duct opening. So what I'm gonna do 118 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:33.680 is I'm gonna clear out those eyelashes that are not happy, 119 00:07:34.839 --> 00:07:36.839 and I'm like, yeah, that makes sense. He's like, and 120 00:07:36.920 --> 00:07:39.560 then we'll get some drops, and then if that doesn't 121 00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:41.800 help them, we'll go see the guy who will clear 122 00:07:41.800 --> 00:07:44.639 your tear ducks. Yeah sounds good, sounds like a good 123 00:07:44.720 --> 00:07:47.519 road map, like what we're saying. So he goes and 124 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:51.480 gets I'm not joking, the longest tweezers I've ever seen, 125 00:07:53.680 --> 00:07:58.920 and proceeds to, one at a time pluck eyelashes out 126 00:07:58.959 --> 00:08:04.720 of my face. Now does it hurt? Yes? Is it 127 00:08:04.800 --> 00:08:06.800 the worst pain I've ever felt? Absolutely not. 128 00:08:07.399 --> 00:08:09.920 But I'm definitely giving him a bad Google review because 129 00:08:10.279 --> 00:08:14.000 it is not awesome to have somebody pluck eyelashes, one 130 00:08:14.040 --> 00:08:18.079 at a time out of your already irritated eye top 131 00:08:18.439 --> 00:08:18.920 or bottom. 132 00:08:19.040 --> 00:08:24.240 Both. Oh, to be honest, I couldn't tell, but he did. 133 00:08:24.519 --> 00:08:25.680 He had done like ten. 134 00:08:27.160 --> 00:08:30.120 That sounds awful. 135 00:08:30.240 --> 00:08:35.559 It wasn't awesome, cruciating, it wasn't awesome. And so he 136 00:08:35.679 --> 00:08:38.559 finishes doing that, and now my eyes like a fountain. 137 00:08:38.720 --> 00:08:41.200 I mean, there's so much fluid coming out and so 138 00:08:41.720 --> 00:08:43.879 there's nowhere for it to go, so it's just pouring 139 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:46.679 out of my eye dramatically. Because normally it drains into 140 00:08:46.679 --> 00:08:51.080 your nasal cavity. And he asked me a couple of questions, 141 00:08:51.200 --> 00:08:54.080 and if you know the show long enough, I've had 142 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:58.240 no surgery multiple times, and he was like, that could 143 00:08:58.279 --> 00:09:02.159 absolutely be a culprit what's happening here, but the specialists 144 00:09:02.159 --> 00:09:04.600 will know for sure because of scarring and things like 145 00:09:04.679 --> 00:09:09.679 that can block that tube spot. So I went down 146 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:13.879 the rabbit hole of clearing the tear duct and how 147 00:09:13.919 --> 00:09:15.279 do they do that? So they have a couple of ways. 148 00:09:15.559 --> 00:09:18.799 They can just use some irrigation and push whatever through. 149 00:09:19.639 --> 00:09:22.840 They can blow some air through. They can do a 150 00:09:22.879 --> 00:09:26.000 surgery where they create a whole new tear duct into 151 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:30.600 your nasal cavity. They can use a balloon, not like 152 00:09:30.679 --> 00:09:32.200 what you see the guy make a snake or a 153 00:09:32.279 --> 00:09:34.600 dog out of, but like similar and put it in 154 00:09:34.679 --> 00:09:37.039 there and blow up the balloon to clear the. 155 00:09:37.080 --> 00:09:42.320 Path, right. Or they use a wire, a wire like 156 00:09:42.320 --> 00:09:44.679 an abortion hangar. I don't think it's that. 157 00:09:45.480 --> 00:09:47.440 I'm pretty sure there's not one in that clinic, but 158 00:09:47.799 --> 00:09:51.519 they use different some sort of wire. So now I 159 00:09:51.639 --> 00:09:54.200 wanted to know, well, how did they figure that out? 160 00:09:54.799 --> 00:09:57.600 What did they do? In the beginning, went. 161 00:09:59.279 --> 00:10:02.799 I have had a treatment done where it was considered 162 00:10:02.840 --> 00:10:05.159 to be They called it tear duct cleaning. 163 00:10:05.679 --> 00:10:10.080 Well, cleaning and clearing are different. Clearing, Well, you tell 164 00:10:10.159 --> 00:10:10.879 me I wasn't there. 165 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:15.600 No, it was because I too suffer from dry eye 166 00:10:15.679 --> 00:10:21.159 where my eyes will water constantly. And it was because 167 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:27.120 I had build up on my eyelids and it's wearing 168 00:10:27.240 --> 00:10:30.519 mess Skara eyeliner. Over the years, you make up build 169 00:10:30.600 --> 00:10:34.360 up anything. And so I went in and had a 170 00:10:34.440 --> 00:10:38.840 treatment done, and I laid down on what looked like 171 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:40.159 a massage table. 172 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:44.559 And when you say, you went somewhere to my eye 173 00:10:44.639 --> 00:10:45.919 doctor and. 174 00:10:47.919 --> 00:10:52.120 And it was a special he has a different branch 175 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:56.480 where he has a special nurse at that particular office 176 00:10:57.200 --> 00:11:02.600 that cleans your eyes. Yes, yes, and you laid back. 177 00:11:03.279 --> 00:11:06.519 They put a special eye drop in your eye, and 178 00:11:06.639 --> 00:11:10.519 then they use heat over your eyelids and they massage 179 00:11:10.799 --> 00:11:15.759 your eyelids. It feels great, actually, the heat and the massage, 180 00:11:15.840 --> 00:11:20.320 and after about fifteen to twenty minutes or so, you 181 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:27.200 see like yellow goopiness extracted out of your eyes. 182 00:11:27.360 --> 00:11:27.519 Uh. 183 00:11:28.159 --> 00:11:30.759 Okay, this sounds dramatically different than the way it was 184 00:11:30.799 --> 00:11:33.440 explained to me. Yeah, that sounds like something you get 185 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:40.440 at a place that also does botox, yeah, or something 186 00:11:40.480 --> 00:11:42.559 you do when they also put your feet in and 187 00:11:42.600 --> 00:11:43.919 all these chemicals come out of your feet. 188 00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:46.320 Maybe it's that. 189 00:11:46.399 --> 00:11:48.799 I don't know, But so I went down the rabbit 190 00:11:48.840 --> 00:11:50.799 hole of how it used to be and what they 191 00:11:50.919 --> 00:11:54.120 used to do. So, like in the sixteen hundreds, they 192 00:11:54.279 --> 00:12:01.200 used to use scraping of the inner eyelid to clear it, 193 00:12:02.519 --> 00:12:07.559 and they even sometimes used to cover the nose and 194 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:12.240 through the nose to try and clear it that way. 195 00:12:14.279 --> 00:12:17.639 They also and then moving on into history, they started 196 00:12:17.720 --> 00:12:20.799 using metal probes to force the ducks open. Now this 197 00:12:20.919 --> 00:12:24.240 is sixteen hundreds. There was no machinery to create metal 198 00:12:24.320 --> 00:12:28.360 tubes or rods. You had to go see Fred down 199 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:34.519 at the blacksmiths. Right, I'm only imagining that's the way 200 00:12:34.559 --> 00:12:38.720 they do it. Wire brushes feel like all too big. 201 00:12:39.039 --> 00:12:40.480 I don't even know if they had wire brushes in 202 00:12:40.480 --> 00:12:44.840 the sixteen hundreds, I don't think so. They had brooms, right, 203 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:48.279 but I don't think they had the small the smallest 204 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:52.320 size you would need. And then the eighteen hundreds they 205 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:56.240 started using longer metal probes to shove deeper into the 206 00:12:56.399 --> 00:13:01.279 duct and then they would flush out with chemical solutions. 207 00:13:02.039 --> 00:13:06.399 Sometimes mercury based, and at times they would even push 208 00:13:06.559 --> 00:13:09.320 a thread through it so it would then stick out 209 00:13:09.360 --> 00:13:11.080 your nose and it would stay there. So they could 210 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:15.679 always go and gor ear like flossing teeth. Yeah, and 211 00:13:15.799 --> 00:13:19.080 in some cases they would cut open the tearsack and 212 00:13:19.360 --> 00:13:20.960 just let it drain onto the face. 213 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:23.039 Solved it. 214 00:13:24.639 --> 00:13:27.240 What are you complaining about? Also, keep in mind during 215 00:13:27.279 --> 00:13:29.799 that time, doctors aren't what we know doctors to be today. 216 00:13:30.039 --> 00:13:31.360 You could just say you were a doctor and that 217 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:34.120 was fine, which you can also still do. But if 218 00:13:34.120 --> 00:13:37.000 they catch you, they don't like it. And then they 219 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:41.279 started evolving and figuring it out. But they would do 220 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:44.919 surgery to just remove the tear sack entirely so there 221 00:13:44.919 --> 00:13:48.440 would be no drainage system in your eye. And they 222 00:13:48.480 --> 00:13:53.639 would even cauterize to try and reopen, which feels like 223 00:13:53.720 --> 00:13:56.039 a wild thing to do, cauterizing the eye. 224 00:13:56.399 --> 00:13:58.759 Yeah, because isn't that supposed to like close things up? 225 00:13:59.679 --> 00:14:02.240 I mean, the only time I know is cauterizing a 226 00:14:02.279 --> 00:14:06.240 wound as a last case resort or people that suffer 227 00:14:06.399 --> 00:14:11.159 chronic bloody noses, especially in kids, they would sometimes cauterize 228 00:14:11.200 --> 00:14:12.039 the interior of the. 229 00:14:12.080 --> 00:14:15.000 Nose and that's using heat to pretty much weld everything 230 00:14:15.039 --> 00:14:19.759 back burn, Yes, sear things closed, but now they have 231 00:14:19.879 --> 00:14:24.639 this whole you know, balloon thing and using a glass 232 00:14:24.759 --> 00:14:27.360 rod to like create a new tear duct in your face. 233 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:31.320 And it's now it's not even a big deal. It's 234 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:35.039 a nothing burger. That's fun. Yeah. 235 00:14:36.039 --> 00:14:38.200 I always am fascinated with the idea of like how 236 00:14:38.279 --> 00:14:40.320 they come up with the idea to clear someone's tear ducts, 237 00:14:41.679 --> 00:14:43.840 because they probably I don't even know how they got 238 00:14:43.879 --> 00:14:45.639 to the assumption there was a tear duct. 239 00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:50.840 Right, Just some guy messing around with a dead body, like, 240 00:14:51.000 --> 00:14:54.559 what's what's that thing in the corner of the eye. Hmmm, 241 00:14:54.879 --> 00:14:57.480 I wonder what that is, starts poking around with the 242 00:14:57.559 --> 00:14:59.639 dead bodies and he's like, I wonder if I got 243 00:14:59.639 --> 00:15:02.159 one of those too, and then starts poking around on 244 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:04.240 his The next thing, you know, he starts crying and 245 00:15:04.360 --> 00:15:09.840 he's like, I bet you that's what it's for, right, 246 00:15:10.159 --> 00:15:11.519 or demons are entering there. 247 00:15:11.720 --> 00:15:11.919 Yeah. 248 00:15:13.000 --> 00:15:15.399 This person's sent a text and they said they probed 249 00:15:16.360 --> 00:15:18.799 as their kid as an infant, and later there was 250 00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:21.279 a surgery to insert a tube. Eventually she pulled it 251 00:15:21.320 --> 00:15:23.799 out at two years old. A loop was hanging out 252 00:15:23.879 --> 00:15:27.120 of her face. That seems bad for two year olds. 253 00:15:28.159 --> 00:15:30.039 You show a hook to a two year old, they're 254 00:15:30.120 --> 00:15:37.279 pulling it. Yeah, yeah, goodness gracious for a kid to 255 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:40.960 go through that is wild to think about. But I 256 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:43.559 just did one of those people that and I think 257 00:15:43.639 --> 00:15:45.840 something's not right. I go talk to the people that 258 00:15:45.960 --> 00:15:47.679 know what they're doing, much like I would with my 259 00:15:47.759 --> 00:15:51.519 house or my car. I just don't wait for something 260 00:15:51.559 --> 00:15:54.000 to happen. I'm not a big reactionary person. I try 261 00:15:54.039 --> 00:15:57.639 to be proactive. And again, it doesn't hurt, it's not 262 00:15:57.639 --> 00:15:59.279 a big deal. I'm not worried about it. I was 263 00:15:59.360 --> 00:16:02.559 just fascinated with the idea of them plucking eyelashes out 264 00:16:02.600 --> 00:16:08.000 of my eye. Yeah yeah, so I'm just having a thought. 265 00:16:08.159 --> 00:16:11.440 Sounds like a because he does jiu jitsu. If I 266 00:16:11.799 --> 00:16:14.879 done something where he felt that was the way to 267 00:16:14.960 --> 00:16:17.960 get back at me, I don't think so. 268 00:16:19.440 --> 00:16:22.279 But yeah, so we'll see how that goes. I might 269 00:16:22.360 --> 00:16:24.879 have to have a balloon inserted into my eye. At 270 00:16:24.960 --> 00:16:28.399 least it's just your eye, you know, it's gonna be weird. 271 00:16:28.399 --> 00:16:30.639 When he's like, so normally we would go through the eye. 272 00:16:30.759 --> 00:16:34.440 Right right, sir, We're gonna put a balloon in your eye. 273 00:16:34.759 --> 00:16:36.159 I'm gonna need you to take your pants off. 274 00:16:40.320 --> 00:16:42.120 I probably would just act like I didn't hear that 275 00:16:42.480 --> 00:16:45.960 and just stand there and as he's snapping the glove, 276 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:47.600 he'd be like, YO, take your pants off? 277 00:16:47.720 --> 00:16:49.159 Right? Are you gonna do this or what? 278 00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:52.679 I'm not getting older here? I got a one o'clock 279 00:16:54.000 --> 00:16:55.399 all right, we got to take a break. We got 280 00:16:55.440 --> 00:16:57.879 tickets to shine down that we're gonna give away here soon. 281 00:16:58.000 --> 00:17:00.519 Right now, we gotta do news quickies. These stories that 282 00:17:00.559 --> 00:17:02.159 you may have missed in the news, but we cover 283 00:17:02.240 --> 00:17:02.519 them here. 284 00:17:05.440 --> 00:17:08.119 It's time for news quakies. World news, local news, and 285 00:17:08.319 --> 00:17:11.240 news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn 286 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:14.039 Gimbean Lindsay with what's going on news quakies from the 287 00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:15.559 Big Man Morning Showing ninety seven five. 288 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:22.079 A man who man who doesn't drink busted for drinking 289 00:17:22.160 --> 00:17:27.319 and driving twice. His name is Mark Mangiardo, and he 290 00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:32.240 suffers from something called auto brewery syndrome, and it's a 291 00:17:32.279 --> 00:17:35.920 condition that causes symptoms of intoxication in people who haven't 292 00:17:36.000 --> 00:17:40.279 consumed any alcohol. It's because yeasts that are naturally found 293 00:17:40.319 --> 00:17:44.559 in the stomach of those afflict of afflicted by the air. 294 00:17:44.799 --> 00:17:49.200 Rare conditions become overgrown and then feed on the sugars 295 00:17:49.240 --> 00:17:53.559 that are ingested and become fermented. So Mark hasn't had 296 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:59.359 booze since twoenty eighteen, but he's still wrapped up to 297 00:17:59.759 --> 00:18:04.960 de WI charges in six months. He says he's better 298 00:18:05.000 --> 00:18:09.200 able to control the condition through a strict sleep schedule, diet, 299 00:18:09.960 --> 00:18:16.880 and by of course, avoiding alcohol and maybe possibly hiring 300 00:18:16.960 --> 00:18:19.079 a driver if you're a bad one. 301 00:18:19.200 --> 00:18:24.160 He chose that, Oh you're recommending that, Okay, Yeah, I 302 00:18:24.240 --> 00:18:27.000 mean just a bad driver gets pulled over. 303 00:18:27.680 --> 00:18:30.039 I mean if his body was creating alcohol and he 304 00:18:30.160 --> 00:18:33.039 was driving, it wouldn't matter. Yeah, we've read stories about 305 00:18:33.079 --> 00:18:36.200 that before. Guy eating French fries and getting pist drunk 306 00:18:36.279 --> 00:18:39.599 off of him because he has this same condition. 307 00:18:39.880 --> 00:18:42.200 Yeah, it's crazy. 308 00:18:42.960 --> 00:18:47.519 Yeah, they shouldn't drop the charges. Why Well, because if 309 00:18:47.559 --> 00:18:49.279 you're blind and you drive, you get in trouble. 310 00:18:49.400 --> 00:18:49.920 That's true. 311 00:18:50.759 --> 00:18:54.799 A medical condition does not negate his responsibility. 312 00:18:54.160 --> 00:18:57.599 Right, But does it really make you feel I have 313 00:18:57.680 --> 00:18:58.079 no idea. 314 00:18:58.480 --> 00:19:01.440 I have no idea. I would imagine if it's got 315 00:19:01.519 --> 00:19:04.839 creates alcohol, it would have the same effect as alcohol 316 00:19:04.839 --> 00:19:07.240 would on your bloodstream. And stuff. Yeah, even though he's 317 00:19:07.400 --> 00:19:11.200 like not technically drunk, he is still technically drunk. Yeah, 318 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:14.319 that sucks for him. Man slashed in the face over 319 00:19:14.559 --> 00:19:19.160 fried chicken. This comes out of New York, New York 320 00:19:20.559 --> 00:19:23.920 earlier this month. There was a nineteen year old kid 321 00:19:24.000 --> 00:19:26.359 and apparently at three point thirty afternoon, he had a 322 00:19:26.440 --> 00:19:28.599 craven for some fried chicken, so he goes and gets 323 00:19:28.599 --> 00:19:32.000 some fried chicken. While he's standing there on the street 324 00:19:32.079 --> 00:19:36.880 with his bag of fried chicken, this unnamed assailant comes 325 00:19:36.960 --> 00:19:41.880 up and slashes him right in the face with a scalpel. 326 00:19:42.160 --> 00:19:46.720 Oh my, and then takes his fried chicken and runs 327 00:19:46.799 --> 00:19:51.440 off with it. Now, the kid, the nineteen year old, 328 00:19:52.440 --> 00:19:54.720 he went to the hospital and was treated as in 329 00:19:54.839 --> 00:19:59.599 stable condition, but the police are still looking for the slasher. 330 00:20:03.200 --> 00:20:15.759 Food attacks tally for the year is six. Does this 331 00:20:15.880 --> 00:20:18.200 count because he wasn't attacked with the fried chicken. He 332 00:20:18.359 --> 00:20:20.480 was just attacked for the fried chicken. I thought you 333 00:20:20.480 --> 00:20:22.680 said he hit him with the chicken. No, he sliced 334 00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:24.480 him in the face with a scalpel, took his chicken 335 00:20:24.559 --> 00:20:26.680 and ran Oh. I thought he hit him with he 336 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:29.359 sliced him then hit him with the chicken. No, no, 337 00:20:29.640 --> 00:20:32.759 he's just like, give me that chicken, bitch. The total 338 00:20:32.920 --> 00:20:37.960 for food attacks for the year, after some deliberation with 339 00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:51.039 the judges is five. Now, if he had to take 340 00:20:51.119 --> 00:20:53.519 him with the fried chicken, slapped him in the face 341 00:20:53.599 --> 00:20:55.319 with it, and then stuck in his butt, we would 342 00:20:55.319 --> 00:20:58.039 have had to try my awesomeness right there. I think 343 00:20:58.079 --> 00:20:59.799 we in the show. If that happens, that's the day 344 00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:03.359 we have to You can't. That's peak. I don't know 345 00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:05.000 how you get better than that. You can't. 346 00:21:06.079 --> 00:21:09.799 You can't even run in. Nearly two in five Americans 347 00:21:09.880 --> 00:21:13.480 cut ties with family. A new survey shows Americans are 348 00:21:13.559 --> 00:21:17.480 choosing to end strained relationships. A survey of two thousand 349 00:21:17.519 --> 00:21:21.720 adults taken in March for the therapy platform talk Space 350 00:21:22.119 --> 00:21:24.359 found that nearly two and five adults say they have 351 00:21:24.519 --> 00:21:26.960 gone no contact with a family member or friend in 352 00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:30.480 the last year. Talk spaces chief medical officer says the 353 00:21:30.519 --> 00:21:34.640 results show that avoiding relationship challenges is becoming more common. 354 00:21:35.039 --> 00:21:39.000 Younger Americans were more likely than older generations to report 355 00:21:39.079 --> 00:21:41.799 cutting someone off. The survey found that sixty percent of 356 00:21:41.880 --> 00:21:45.079 Gen Z respondents have gone to no contact, compared to 357 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:48.440 fifty percent of millennials, thirty eight percent of Gen X, 358 00:21:48.680 --> 00:21:51.039 and twenty percent of Baby boomers. 359 00:21:52.640 --> 00:21:53.480 I got no issue with that. 360 00:21:53.720 --> 00:21:56.119 No, No, If someone's getting in the way of your 361 00:21:56.160 --> 00:21:59.400 mental state, get out and they've done that. Yeah, there's 362 00:21:59.400 --> 00:22:01.720 already too many other things that take your mental state 363 00:22:01.839 --> 00:22:04.039 that you can't get rid of because I don't know. 364 00:22:04.400 --> 00:22:10.319 You like your house, you like eating, like having running water? Yeah, 365 00:22:10.599 --> 00:22:11.599 if electricity. 366 00:22:11.759 --> 00:22:14.559 Have you got people that are also jumping on that bandwagon, 367 00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:17.720 they got to go, man, no reason to put up 368 00:22:17.759 --> 00:22:20.400 with all that. The thing also in the story that 369 00:22:20.519 --> 00:22:23.160 I thought was fascinating was the headline says cut ties 370 00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:25.400 with family, But then when you read in the article, 371 00:22:25.759 --> 00:22:27.759 it says they have gone no contact with a family 372 00:22:27.839 --> 00:22:29.279 member or a friend. 373 00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:35.960 Right, doesn't mean family? Right? Well, the headlines the clickbait. Yeah, 374 00:22:36.119 --> 00:22:39.039 that's what gets you. Yeah, because family, You're like, whoa friend? 375 00:22:39.079 --> 00:22:42.640 You're like, No, that makes sense, it's not higher right, right. 376 00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:46.160 You know, people have their opinions on things that are 377 00:22:46.279 --> 00:22:49.000 quite polarizing now than they've ever been before. I'd like 378 00:22:49.119 --> 00:22:52.640 to see the information on how many people they have 379 00:22:52.839 --> 00:22:55.799 cut out of their life, like one person, how many 380 00:22:55.839 --> 00:22:57.640 people have they cut out of their life? And who 381 00:22:57.839 --> 00:23:00.319 was in relation to them? Was it a family? Remember, 382 00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:03.759 let's just say one person says, over the course of 383 00:23:03.960 --> 00:23:07.359 five years, I've cut twenty people out of my life, 384 00:23:08.160 --> 00:23:11.440 and then out of those twenty, x amount is family, 385 00:23:11.880 --> 00:23:16.319 X amount is friends, more acquaintances or whatever, and then 386 00:23:16.359 --> 00:23:17.119 to find out why. 387 00:23:17.440 --> 00:23:20.559 Yeah, I think for some people it's easier for them 388 00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:22.920 to cut family out of their life than it is 389 00:23:23.119 --> 00:23:24.640 for them to cut friends out of their life. 390 00:23:24.799 --> 00:23:26.480 Well, it's easier just to cut people out of your 391 00:23:26.519 --> 00:23:29.640 life in general, as opposed to why approach them and 392 00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:32.119 discuss your issues? Why cut friends out? Why do you 393 00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:33.359 think that? Why do you think it's that? 394 00:23:33.640 --> 00:23:36.480 I think a lot of people treat more of their 395 00:23:36.559 --> 00:23:41.359 friends as family than they do their actual family, especially 396 00:23:41.440 --> 00:23:45.000 if they if they move move away, so they become 397 00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:49.519 closer to friends, they make more friendships and they just 398 00:23:49.799 --> 00:23:50.839 become closer that way. 399 00:23:51.240 --> 00:23:54.880 I wonder too, what cutting out means right? Right? Is 400 00:23:54.920 --> 00:23:55.960 that like a sudden thing? 401 00:23:56.599 --> 00:23:59.319 Is that Hey I just stopped calling them, Hey I 402 00:23:59.359 --> 00:24:02.400 stopped going out with them, right, Hey, if you know 403 00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:04.200 Sally's going to be there, I'm not going right? 404 00:24:04.559 --> 00:24:06.839 Is that cutting friends out also divorce? 405 00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:07.759 Yeah? 406 00:24:07.799 --> 00:24:11.160 You always lose people in a divorce, true, right, or hey, 407 00:24:11.240 --> 00:24:14.000 if you move to Hawaii, we can't be friends anymore. 408 00:24:14.920 --> 00:24:17.119 Right because you're not next door for me to talk right, 409 00:24:17.240 --> 00:24:20.680 right right. I wonder what the parameter was to be 410 00:24:20.759 --> 00:24:24.200 considered cut off. I just assume that they're all massive 411 00:24:24.279 --> 00:24:27.920 fights that end up in bloodshed and sure walk away. Sure, 412 00:24:28.359 --> 00:24:30.599 I don't want you in my life, that type of thing. Yeah. 413 00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:33.480 I've been waiting out here, you know, for you to 414 00:24:33.519 --> 00:24:37.680 take me to drum lessons. All right, dad, Yeah, all right, 415 00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:38.960 we got to take a break. We'll be back. 416 00:24:39.039 --> 00:24:42.240 Good morning, Corbyn. So did you find out you have 417 00:24:42.440 --> 00:24:45.920 to pay back the irs this year? If so, let 418 00:24:46.039 --> 00:24:48.400 us help you with that rock the Bank coming up 419 00:24:48.440 --> 00:24:51.279 at eight o'clock this morning. Listen for that key word, 420 00:24:51.400 --> 00:24:53.519 and when you hear it to enter it online at 421 00:24:53.599 --> 00:24:59.400 kmod dot com. Your chance at one thousand dollars thirteen 422 00:24:59.640 --> 00:25:03.640 times today, your first chance at eight again. When you 423 00:25:03.680 --> 00:25:07.440 hear that keyword, enter at online at kmod dot com. 424 00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:11.640 Good luck, Good morning, GIMPI, Well, good morning, Corbin. They 425 00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:16.920 just added Paris Jackson to the Rocklaholma lineup this year. 426 00:25:17.920 --> 00:25:21.079 I uh, I think it's an interesting ad, but that's 427 00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:24.599 just my my thoughts. Listen. You can get your full 428 00:25:24.640 --> 00:25:27.720 lineup for Rocklaholm at Labor Day weekend prior to USA. 429 00:25:27.799 --> 00:25:29.440 Get your link, tickets and all that at the website 430 00:25:29.480 --> 00:25:33.079 at Rocksloholm a kmod dot com. All right, there is 431 00:25:33.160 --> 00:25:35.960 an internet trend that I wanted us to do today. 432 00:25:36.039 --> 00:25:37.960 Ooh, and. 433 00:25:39.960 --> 00:25:47.359 You both are participating unknowingly. And I have taken texts 434 00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:51.039 from each of you and made a song nice and 435 00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:55.759 try to match them to your. 436 00:25:57.200 --> 00:26:02.799 Style. For example, will be up first, and hers is too. 437 00:26:03.440 --> 00:26:08.319 Whitney Houston esque awesome, and you will be able to 438 00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:11.920 identify some things. They're not all tense, but they're they're 439 00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:15.079 not bad, So we'll do. And these are a text 440 00:26:15.119 --> 00:26:18.039 between Lindsay and I. And then this the other one 441 00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:20.359 is text between Gimpy and I. You always, guys, always 442 00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:24.160 ask what it's like you're about to be exposed to that. 443 00:26:24.440 --> 00:26:26.559 Then I have two other things that I'll share that 444 00:26:26.839 --> 00:26:31.559 the listeners participated in. So here is my text in 445 00:26:31.839 --> 00:26:36.279 song form as Whitney Houston between Lindsey and myself. 446 00:26:36.680 --> 00:26:46.240 Awesome, it looks awesome. Make sure you're jading. 447 00:26:46.000 --> 00:26:53.759 No whatever you play, I think I'd al ready to 448 00:26:53.839 --> 00:26:57.119 see the win to Sam Donald's passed around us. 449 00:26:58.079 --> 00:27:01.200 He's started to give your courting prediction. 450 00:27:02.160 --> 00:27:07.519 Oh myxerning you sah about the Pomis stone, cleaning the 451 00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:09.799 stone grapes with one is side. 452 00:27:11.359 --> 00:27:15.759 Sat fine. I can't believe it. It cut from that. 453 00:27:19.640 --> 00:27:20.240 The you. 454 00:27:24.759 --> 00:27:28.160 Bringing you that steamer. Thanks. 455 00:27:29.279 --> 00:27:31.680 Just make sure that Thomas stone is super wet. 456 00:27:32.640 --> 00:27:36.359 You don't have to push, just let it works. That's 457 00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:45.200 what she said. Looks like Along, looks like Joey. That's 458 00:27:45.400 --> 00:27:46.920 Crosby to the. 459 00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:51.559 I know it happened yesterday afternoon. 460 00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:58.799 Crazing the off season is That's that's the clue. 461 00:27:59.160 --> 00:28:04.319 It could be he for sure, bet enough be him. 462 00:28:13.680 --> 00:28:17.599 Found one am glue to this Afroman court trial. 463 00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:20.519 I walked down without my fuck. 464 00:28:21.599 --> 00:28:26.680 Can you let me in? Gimpy has a respawn. 465 00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:33.799 Now you may have heard some things. I gave Lindsay 466 00:28:33.799 --> 00:28:35.880 a tip on how to clean someone with a pummic stone. 467 00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:39.960 Gotta make sure it stays wet, Gotta be real wet. 468 00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:44.160 She loaned me or gave me or steamer. They steam things. 469 00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:49.720 We talked about football, and there's a theme that happened 470 00:28:49.720 --> 00:28:53.920 in Lindsay's that is very common in the theme with gimpy. Now, gimpy, 471 00:28:54.400 --> 00:29:00.759 I did too, outlaw country type of type of feel. 472 00:29:00.960 --> 00:29:03.960 I got to ask you how far back in said 473 00:29:04.039 --> 00:29:07.119 messages did you go, because we you and I go 474 00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:09.680 back way back. Yeah, yeah, right right right, and lindsay 475 00:29:09.759 --> 00:29:11.359 not so much, just because simply I'm in here a 476 00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:13.880 little bit longer. So did you like a year's worth? 477 00:29:14.000 --> 00:29:16.400 Six months? I just went back to try and create 478 00:29:16.599 --> 00:29:18.319 like a minute and a half or so of stuff, 479 00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:21.960 and I had to eliminate some priority stuff, pro prietary 480 00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:26.000 stuff that was in there, okay, and obviously anything with explotives, Yeah, 481 00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:28.759 that was kind of where Yeah, man, I'm sure there's 482 00:29:28.759 --> 00:29:30.279 a lot of them in there. Yeah. 483 00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:34.240 Obviously there's a lot of pictures sometimes that passed back 484 00:29:34.279 --> 00:29:37.839 and forth. Obviously I can't include those, right, So yeah, 485 00:29:38.039 --> 00:29:41.000 there there's some editing that happens. I mean, anything with 486 00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:46.039 an expletive or negative talk about a situation, whether it's 487 00:29:46.519 --> 00:29:49.160 the company or the situation that we're dealing with whatever. 488 00:29:49.240 --> 00:29:52.599 I obviously took those out. So right, Okay, there's you. 489 00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:55.640 The three of us have separate private conversations and the 490 00:29:55.720 --> 00:29:58.440 things that are indeed private. I tried to keep private, okay, 491 00:29:58.640 --> 00:30:03.720 So just you know give me? So these are text 492 00:30:03.799 --> 00:30:07.519 message text messages between Gimpie and I with this new 493 00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:09.119 social media trend. 494 00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:16.240 Will you let me back there? 495 00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:19.640 Please? 496 00:30:22.200 --> 00:30:23.519 Can you come down and let me in? 497 00:30:24.160 --> 00:30:25.759 I've forgotten my key fob. 498 00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:31.799 And if you prop the door open for our floor, 499 00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:33.599 you don't have to come up with me, so you 500 00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:40.519 can have a smoke. If you get an Instagram code soon, 501 00:30:40.559 --> 00:30:42.319 will you send it to me new phone? 502 00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:51.079 Thanks dude, dude, I. 503 00:30:51.200 --> 00:30:58.319 Walked out with my fuh can you let me? 504 00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:04.440 No? 505 00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:06.160 Living more? 506 00:31:08.839 --> 00:31:16.880 Row? Do you remember what the issue was last Thursday? 507 00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:21.920 All generated text on the road. 508 00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:24.000 I'll call back. 509 00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:29.599 I do not. I think it was the same thing 510 00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:30.240 as today. 511 00:31:32.119 --> 00:31:40.720 Okay, thanks, heads up, I'm taking body. 512 00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:54.079 I think you can sense a theme that happens between 513 00:31:54.160 --> 00:31:54.960 GIMPI an eye lot? 514 00:31:55.799 --> 00:31:56.000 Yeah? 515 00:31:56.519 --> 00:31:59.359 Which is I kipt for you? If I keep off 516 00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:03.720 a lot or you just want me to let you in, 517 00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:06.440 why won't you let me? 518 00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:06.559 An? 519 00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:06.880 Give me? 520 00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:11.680 And then I have another one I'll share in a 521 00:32:11.799 --> 00:32:15.400 minute about Tulsa. But I asked people yesterday if you 522 00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:18.319 could drop a line about Tulsa that sounds like it 523 00:32:18.400 --> 00:32:22.519 belongs in a song. So I tried to decipher ones 524 00:32:22.599 --> 00:32:27.079 that included what I thought were actual lyrics to a song. 525 00:32:27.240 --> 00:32:29.039 Like one person's like, hey, this is a song I wrote. 526 00:32:29.039 --> 00:32:29.799 Well, I took that out. 527 00:32:30.039 --> 00:32:34.079 I don't need to be sued. So this is one 528 00:32:34.319 --> 00:32:37.400 with the listeners provided all the lyrics. We're not gonna 529 00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:40.279 play all of it because it's kind of long. So 530 00:32:40.559 --> 00:32:44.160 this is a listener provided song that I made yesterday. 531 00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:02.599 Up on your block with my glock. 532 00:33:02.440 --> 00:33:06.960 On hot, creeping up on that ass, click click glass 533 00:33:07.079 --> 00:33:09.960 gone over the case and leave on probation. 534 00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:12.160 Should do the town like. 535 00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:17.039 A thirty Day special. What happens on turk in Mountain. 536 00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:24.039 Stays on turke in Mountains. The Thigga's say, I tell you, 537 00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:31.640 And upon the first story they saw ships SUSA. 538 00:33:32.759 --> 00:33:34.839 That's some resson visit toss up. 539 00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:40.200 It's all fine games till you want us loose on 540 00:33:40.599 --> 00:33:45.359 six leave or a ding speak to the first story. 541 00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:57.160 Eight yay, the river's driving the hoops a high. It 542 00:33:57.400 --> 00:34:02.079 all started at six week hazy from the Honor to 543 00:34:02.519 --> 00:34:04.240 Honor Proof don't get. 544 00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:06.960 Come up as also. 545 00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:18.159 Sixty sixteen out to bottle so big makes my extail 546 00:34:18.559 --> 00:34:21.159 set to on the first. 547 00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:29.719 Take again, it's like five minutes long. I'm not gonna 548 00:34:29.719 --> 00:34:34.840 be able to play all that. Yeah, like that one. 549 00:34:34.920 --> 00:34:37.559 So then I tried to put one together about the 550 00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:41.440 city that I put pin to paper on uh with 551 00:34:41.639 --> 00:34:44.800 the help of one of my buddies, and this is 552 00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:47.039 what came up with. Again, we're not gonna play the 553 00:34:47.039 --> 00:34:49.639 whole thing, but I tried to mention as many cities 554 00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:50.480 as possible. 555 00:34:56.760 --> 00:35:01.800 My body lives in your west, so it's basically a city. 556 00:35:03.159 --> 00:35:07.119 It's a Jack Filet and a hobby lobby brother. 557 00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:10.039 Don't get giddy six and. 558 00:35:10.119 --> 00:35:15.519 Saffic on our sixth nine cousin every morning. 559 00:35:15.880 --> 00:35:16.039 More. 560 00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:18.440 Therefore, the schools. 561 00:35:17.920 --> 00:35:23.480 He said, his kids are six and four and okay, fine, 562 00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:25.079 school's are good. 563 00:35:25.239 --> 00:35:27.239 I'll give him bad one. 564 00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:29.360 Buddy. 565 00:35:29.800 --> 00:35:34.760 It's like he discover civilizacious, sir. 566 00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:39.000 We're all just robing, all set down. 567 00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:40.559 Don't like you. 568 00:35:41.159 --> 00:35:46.199 No, baby's got some very free complex. 569 00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:49.519 About fourteen months walmarts so gent. 570 00:35:50.119 --> 00:35:50.679 Ting that. 571 00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:57.760 Basically by every say want you and everybody laughed. Found 572 00:35:57.920 --> 00:36:02.760 the supping that they caught mere. 573 00:36:02.199 --> 00:36:12.960 Big news, Cherry Street things, sit invented coffee Bro's fifteen 574 00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:17.320 Street Relax if you got it, sack too, and note 575 00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:22.079 milk lac and so long thin it's about foot sacks. 576 00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:25.039 Down sounds, got another roof sob. 577 00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:28.079 On top of summer snorted storage space. 578 00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:33.639 It was a parking garage, Salissa, that's all. 579 00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:34.760 That's surplice. 580 00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:41.559 We're all strutside, Yeah, a little more nerdy. 581 00:36:43.159 --> 00:36:46.960 It's crazy how good it's getting at making songs. Yeah, yeah, 582 00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:50.119 and you can. 583 00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:54.760 I mean, I'm kind of thinking to start a you 584 00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:57.519 generate a song day and we'll write a song. I 585 00:36:57.599 --> 00:36:59.679 think it's fantastic and see what it can come up with, 586 00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:03.760 because the biggest problem has always been the singing, right, 587 00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:05.960 I had to do it for you. 588 00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:06.440 Yeah. 589 00:37:06.960 --> 00:37:07.159 Yeah. 590 00:37:07.400 --> 00:37:11.039 But the text one is Chef's Kiss. Some of those 591 00:37:11.119 --> 00:37:14.480 are hilarious. I've stumbled across one and it's comments from 592 00:37:14.599 --> 00:37:17.559 like a picture or whatever and on Facebook, and it 593 00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:21.320 was this guy had this big, big, like Stewie head, 594 00:37:21.559 --> 00:37:24.360 you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, And one of 595 00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:27.519 the lines was it takes them all day to clear 596 00:37:27.599 --> 00:37:31.000 his mind because this head was so big. 597 00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:40.280 I tested one before I did it with my wife's text. Yeah, 598 00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:43.119 so this is the one. I didn't play on playing this, 599 00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:47.320 but this is text between my wife and I. Yesterday 600 00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:51.239 we had to do a video call for this insurance thing. 601 00:37:51.639 --> 00:37:54.559 And so this is this is that set up. It's 602 00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:57.400 not very long. Let's start over there. 603 00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:03.159 Do you think I can do this call from my work. 604 00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:08.920 Computer? Yes? 605 00:38:10.719 --> 00:38:11.039 Nice? 606 00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:16.679 How I'm doing the laptop? 607 00:38:21.039 --> 00:38:21.760 What what? 608 00:38:26.559 --> 00:38:27.199 I'm jealous? 609 00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:36.239 I joined the call me too nice. 610 00:38:38.000 --> 00:38:42.119 It's so dumb, but it's so entertaining when you like 611 00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:45.519 Gimpy and I have very single worded text, a lot, 612 00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:49.119 very simple. Yeah, not a lot of dialogue. If I 613 00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:52.320 get more than two lines from Gimpy, he's spiraling like 614 00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:57.280 he's crashing now, lindsay. However, not uncommon for her to 615 00:38:57.320 --> 00:38:59.920 have multiple lines, not crazy multiple lines, but just a 616 00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:02.639 I love it. You're like, no, I'm not crazy, like 617 00:39:03.559 --> 00:39:07.559 a normal amount. My wife and I very like give 618 00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:11.440 me very few lines. If there's more than four lines, 619 00:39:11.480 --> 00:39:14.599 I mean, I know something's up from my wife. So 620 00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:18.280 the shorter ones make the best. Yeah, oh yeah, but 621 00:39:18.360 --> 00:39:19.800 you can go in and tweak it and change it, 622 00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:21.920 and you can get totally into the nerd part of 623 00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:26.800 like what genre of eighties clam Swedish death metal with 624 00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:28.159 rasby voice and. 625 00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:31.960 Is that just using GPT No, okay, yeah, I'm not 626 00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:34.039 gonna give away my secret. I'll tell you off here. 627 00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:35.960 But I'm not gonna give away my secret on here, 628 00:39:36.280 --> 00:39:38.880 but it works awesome. Nice, all right, We got to 629 00:39:38.920 --> 00:39:42.239 take a break. 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From 765 00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:15.719 the Teenees Weather Center, I'm Meteorologist Andy Brown. 766 00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:18.960 Dell PCs with Intel Insider built for the moments that matter, 767 00:46:19.159 --> 00:46:21.039 like when you're finishing a big project and you can't 768 00:46:21.039 --> 00:46:23.760 be interrupted by an update. With long lasting battery life 769 00:46:23.760 --> 00:46:26.000 and built in intelligence, you can stay focused on what 770 00:46:26.119 --> 00:46:29.039 matters most built for you. Learn Moore at Dell dot com, 771 00:46:29.159 --> 00:46:31.119 slash del PCs. 772 00:46:31.559 --> 00:46:35.960 Didst Rock ninety kmod. 773 00:47:00.039 --> 00:47:44.039 Okay, watch your time off. I ain't come from your head. 774 00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:50.840 Save your lafe by keeping whispers and said children. Industries 775 00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:52.079 now old man, so long. 776 00:47:53.400 --> 00:47:55.760 No bodies ain't man industries do what. 777 00:47:57.880 --> 00:47:58.159 Help? 778 00:47:58.199 --> 00:48:00.239 Thank I God my by. 779 00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:06.480 Bringing daylight to the night and night death is not 780 00:48:06.679 --> 00:48:12.079 in the town with Bobo may. I'm gonna take a yass. 781 00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:14.000 Of the key. 782 00:48:17.079 --> 00:48:21.400 Out of the world, out of. 783 00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:22.480 The class. 784 00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:25.920 Standing under the sun. 785 00:48:29.239 --> 00:48:38.760 Out of the keys, be up. 786 00:48:38.679 --> 00:48:42.840 And still bout holding jeez of the food you wanna 787 00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:43.880 get body. 788 00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:44.320 Assimilate you. 789 00:48:44.519 --> 00:48:50.760 What's no mercy from me until the blood he can 790 00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:51.920 was sleeping. 791 00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:53.159 On the breast of the bed. 792 00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:58.760 Throw out and throw with shade to and all. And 793 00:48:58.840 --> 00:49:00.000 it was black out. 794 00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:04.599 About lights and night. Ding's a lot in in that town. 795 00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:08.119 Long la don blassy yell. 796 00:49:09.079 --> 00:49:10.400 It's the. 797 00:49:14.519 --> 00:49:14.800 World. 798 00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:19.199 The bread. 799 00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:22.920 Stand in the sun. 800 00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:33.079 There's a taste of fir. 801 00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:43.519 When the bench man called, I'm fis a shame, I 802 00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:45.599 f of bam. 803 00:51:01.199 --> 00:51:06.519 S t. 804 00:51:10.079 --> 00:51:10.719 A little. 805 00:51:13.320 --> 00:51:14.480 Clean the. 806 00:51:17.480 --> 00:51:22.800 Step to the d. 807 00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:35.199 It's a big Man morning show. Quick talk about Mike 808 00:51:35.280 --> 00:51:37.679 on the iHeart app called toll free eight three three 809 00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:41.320 four six zero kmot or text bmms to eight two 810 00:51:41.480 --> 00:51:42.280 ninety four five. 811 00:51:42.880 --> 00:51:45.039 Call somebody who can kick me in my nurse. I 812 00:51:45.119 --> 00:51:46.679 need to second back. 813 00:51:46.599 --> 00:51:49.559 To The Big Man Morning Show on ninety seventy five KMOT. 814 00:52:12.039 --> 00:52:17.400 Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. How would 815 00:52:17.400 --> 00:52:19.280 you like to win tickets to Shine Down? That show 816 00:52:19.360 --> 00:52:21.360 is May twenty third down at the pay coom Center. 817 00:52:22.079 --> 00:52:22.840 Let's play a game. 818 00:52:25.920 --> 00:52:28.079 You just think it's piccomcenter dot com or you can 819 00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:30.199 try and win them right now because it's Tuesday, we 820 00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:33.760 play sing sing current record is oh Corbin. 821 00:52:33.960 --> 00:52:38.360 According to analytics and research, I am leading with six, Anna, 822 00:52:38.440 --> 00:52:41.679 Lindsay has four, you have three. 823 00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:45.599 Last week's winner it'd be me, so you need to 824 00:52:45.679 --> 00:52:47.679 call it. Eight three three four six oh K m 825 00:52:47.719 --> 00:52:49.480 O D. Decide who's going to be your clue giver. 826 00:52:49.639 --> 00:52:53.320 Your choice is Lindsey or Corbin? Eight three three four 827 00:52:53.440 --> 00:52:56.280 six oh K m O D. Let's go to the 828 00:52:56.320 --> 00:52:59.239 phones and get our contestant. Good morning, you're on the air. 829 00:52:59.280 --> 00:52:59.840 What is your name? 830 00:53:01.639 --> 00:53:02.800 My name's Chris, Chris. 831 00:53:02.840 --> 00:53:06.679 How are you today? I'm good Chris. Who would you 832 00:53:06.760 --> 00:53:14.400 like to give clues? Lindsey or Corbyn? Let's go Lindy Chris. 833 00:53:14.639 --> 00:53:18.440 Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the 834 00:53:18.519 --> 00:53:23.840 first clue Are you ready? Yeah, we go all right. 835 00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:31.280 This girl group was huge in the nineties early two thousands, 836 00:53:32.559 --> 00:53:38.880 and this is about h two oh and you don't 837 00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:46.679 want to go? Yes, people tried put us down. 838 00:53:48.360 --> 00:53:48.960 My generation. 839 00:53:49.159 --> 00:53:56.440 Yes, she's getting married to one of the Kelsey brothers 840 00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:02.880 and she's like one of the biggest Yes. And the 841 00:54:03.039 --> 00:54:12.559 song you don't just brush your shoulders you Yes, this 842 00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:17.239 is from the movie Grease, and it is a duet 843 00:54:19.159 --> 00:54:22.679 and uh it is a season and is the opposite 844 00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:36.360 of days. Yes, this uh British act of females, sugar 845 00:54:36.480 --> 00:54:39.280 and blank and everything nice? 846 00:54:39.559 --> 00:54:43.280 Is what you time? Time time, time, time, time, time time. 847 00:54:44.880 --> 00:54:47.960 Looks like you got four that might be good enough 848 00:54:48.000 --> 00:54:54.039 for the win. Hang on the line, Okay, okay, good morning, 849 00:54:54.079 --> 00:54:54.559 you're on the air. 850 00:54:54.599 --> 00:54:58.320 What is your name, Mike? Mike? How are you? Buddy 851 00:55:00.199 --> 00:55:05.159 good Man? We got to beat four? Are you ready? Yes, sir? 852 00:55:05.320 --> 00:55:10.559 Here we go. Australian rock band they sing T n T. 853 00:55:11.320 --> 00:55:15.599 This is their other correct but the song title has 854 00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:16.599 to do with lightning. 855 00:55:19.079 --> 00:55:19.239 Uh. 856 00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:27.000 After lightning comes bender thunder Ship. There you go, Uh, 857 00:55:27.400 --> 00:55:32.880 Andy Andy Gibb Barry, the Brothers. John travolt was in 858 00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:33.360 the movie. 859 00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:39.519 Uh, this is the song about Saturday Night. And this 860 00:55:39.719 --> 00:55:43.639 is another song that goes along with it. This is 861 00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:47.840 when you're the opposite of dead, but you continue to 862 00:55:47.960 --> 00:55:53.000 not be dead. Yes, yes, yes, this is Tom DeLong 863 00:55:53.119 --> 00:55:55.880 Travis Barker, one of their biggest hits. 864 00:55:56.639 --> 00:56:03.119 Opposite, A big opposite, a big Yes. Yes, but there's 865 00:56:03.199 --> 00:56:06.719 more too. I don't know. 866 00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:09.880 Yeah, what is the thing to you do as a 867 00:56:10.760 --> 00:56:13.880 spike and it makes a hole into it? 868 00:56:14.679 --> 00:56:16.880 Yeah? Two is what we got that is not good 869 00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:20.280 enough for the win? Man. I'm so sorry. Maybe. 870 00:56:24.480 --> 00:56:28.679 Congratulations Chris, you're getting those tickets to go to Oh 871 00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:31.679 I played the Yeah that's right you. Congratulations Chris, you're 872 00:56:31.679 --> 00:56:34.239 getting those tickets to go see Shine down down at 873 00:56:34.280 --> 00:56:37.719 the Paycom Center on May twenty third. For a guy 874 00:56:37.800 --> 00:56:39.800 that struggled to know which Kelsey brother. 875 00:56:39.719 --> 00:56:44.719 You sure knew what Taylor Swift's song pretty fast? Yeah, 876 00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:49.039 she's all over the NFL. Yeah, yeah, she's all over 877 00:56:49.119 --> 00:56:51.400 the NFL. You hear Kelsey? You see Swift? 878 00:56:51.800 --> 00:56:52.000 Yeah? 879 00:56:52.199 --> 00:56:54.159 Well, when you're the best tied end on the best 880 00:56:54.159 --> 00:56:55.800 team in the in the NFL, what are you gonna do? 881 00:56:55.960 --> 00:56:56.119 Right? 882 00:56:57.800 --> 00:57:00.599 I don't know about all that. Yeah, your team what's 883 00:57:00.599 --> 00:57:09.719 your team? What's your dinner? Comment? Yeah, Browns fan, Hey, 884 00:57:09.800 --> 00:57:12.400 we had a good draft. At least you got that 885 00:57:12.599 --> 00:57:15.039 going for you. You know you're not well when you 886 00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:19.559 say that. Are you ready to Are you ready to 887 00:57:19.599 --> 00:57:24.719 say this is your year? No, we've been saying that 888 00:57:24.800 --> 00:57:29.400 since ninety four. I agree, I agree. Listen, man, hang 889 00:57:29.440 --> 00:57:31.199 on the line so Gimpie can get your infok. 890 00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:32.800 He's a realists. 891 00:57:33.760 --> 00:57:35.480 Hang on the line, man, so we can get your infok. 892 00:57:39.400 --> 00:57:44.679 It's the one that Lindsay ended on. Yeah, posh sporty 893 00:57:45.199 --> 00:57:50.559 female all girl group. Uh, and this is uh. I 894 00:57:50.639 --> 00:57:52.760 can only think of the chorus on this song. But 895 00:57:54.119 --> 00:57:59.760 this is when you desire something, you want it and 896 00:58:00.119 --> 00:58:05.920 this is the insect that makes honey. Oh that's good. Okay. Yeah, 897 00:58:06.119 --> 00:58:08.639 if you are trying to be a gangster, but you 898 00:58:08.760 --> 00:58:11.800 are not, some people would say you are a pretty 899 00:58:11.840 --> 00:58:15.519 fly for a white guy. Yes, okay, that's good. 900 00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:19.519 Yeah, I think you were totally on the right track. 901 00:58:19.760 --> 00:58:25.280 And he said, mall and another one where you just 902 00:58:25.360 --> 00:58:31.239 think of the chorus, gimpy, can you think of anything? 903 00:58:31.599 --> 00:58:31.760 Night? 904 00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:36.119 Come home? Work sucks? I know. And then I hope 905 00:58:36.119 --> 00:58:39.559 that they figured it out from there. Yeah, Okay, all right, 906 00:58:40.679 --> 00:58:43.079 all right, the record now that keeps me in the 907 00:58:43.159 --> 00:58:46.039 lead with six moves, lendsy up to five, keeps you 908 00:58:46.159 --> 00:58:51.599 with now, though, we got to see what Gimpie has here. 909 00:58:51.800 --> 00:58:59.519 That accused White House Correspondence Association dinner Gunman's been a rain. 910 00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:02.960 That's a lot. The man accused of opening fire a 911 00:59:03.039 --> 00:59:06.840 Saturday's White House Correspondence Dinner is being charged with attempt 912 00:59:06.960 --> 00:59:10.159 to assassinate the President of the United States. During his 913 00:59:10.360 --> 00:59:14.360 arraignment in Washington, d C. Federal Court yesterday, Cole Allen 914 00:59:14.920 --> 00:59:19.000 was charged with transportation of a firearm and or ammunition 915 00:59:19.239 --> 00:59:23.039 in interstate commerce, and discharge of a firearm during a 916 00:59:23.239 --> 00:59:28.480 crime of violence. The assassination charge carries a maximum of life, 917 00:59:28.920 --> 00:59:32.800 and the others counts carry a maximum of ten years 918 00:59:33.280 --> 00:59:37.480 behind bars. Oh it seems appropriate. Absolutely what else we 919 00:59:37.559 --> 00:59:40.239 got here? Kimmel says that joke was not called for 920 00:59:40.360 --> 00:59:44.639 an assassination. Jimmy Kimmel is commenting for the first time 921 00:59:44.719 --> 00:59:46.880 since President Trump and the first lady called for his 922 00:59:47.039 --> 00:59:51.159 firing are gone. The late night host defended the joke 923 00:59:51.280 --> 00:59:54.440 that angered them following the attempted attack at the White 924 00:59:54.440 --> 00:59:59.239 House Correspondence Association dinner over the weekend. He explained that 925 00:59:59.559 --> 01:00:04.559 his your remark about Milania Trump was intended as humor 926 01:00:04.760 --> 01:00:10.000 about the couple's age difference. Kimmel added other sarcastic lines, 927 01:00:10.039 --> 01:00:14.079 another sarcastic line about her expression when they appear together, 928 01:00:14.639 --> 01:00:17.320 and he also pointed out that the joke only drew 929 01:00:17.400 --> 01:00:21.480 serious backlash after the shooting incident. At the dinner, Kimmel 930 01:00:21.559 --> 01:00:24.280 said that he has been quotes very vocal for many 931 01:00:24.360 --> 01:00:29.079 years speaking out against gun violence. Do you think people 932 01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:35.119 should be canceled for making jokes, specifically political jokes? No, No, 933 01:00:35.559 --> 01:00:38.079 that's the whole part of free speech. I think so too. 934 01:00:38.320 --> 01:00:38.519 Yeah. 935 01:00:38.880 --> 01:00:41.679 Should he have done it? Probably not bad timing, Yeah, 936 01:00:41.760 --> 01:00:43.920 well he did it before all that happened, right right, 937 01:00:44.000 --> 01:00:48.639 So yeah, it just seems wildly I would think everyone 938 01:00:48.679 --> 01:00:51.239 would have better things to worry about. But man, this 939 01:00:51.400 --> 01:00:53.679 is where we're at in the world. Uh here. 940 01:00:53.679 --> 01:00:55.079 Do you know how many people went and looked up 941 01:00:55.119 --> 01:00:58.039 what he said about six about everybody? 942 01:00:58.320 --> 01:01:01.480 Right right? Because nobody heard it, knew about it, right right? 943 01:01:02.360 --> 01:01:04.920 What else we got here? Dating becomes too expensive for 944 01:01:05.079 --> 01:01:08.360 some young Americans. We are hitting the hard stuff right here. 945 01:01:08.400 --> 01:01:12.440 At Forbyn a new survey says many young Americans are 946 01:01:12.559 --> 01:01:17.119 exhausted by the cost of dating. BMO Financial Groups twenty 947 01:01:17.199 --> 01:01:22.960 twenty six BMO Real Financial Progress Index says that half 948 01:01:23.039 --> 01:01:25.880 of Americans surveys said that they are going on fewer 949 01:01:26.000 --> 01:01:30.079 dates and choosing less expensive activities because of rising costs. 950 01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:32.559 Nearly half of Gen Z adults and forty percent of 951 01:01:32.639 --> 01:01:35.960 millennials surveys said the price of dating is affecting their 952 01:01:36.079 --> 01:01:39.280 financial goals. And I have to agree. And the only 953 01:01:39.360 --> 01:01:41.440 reason I brought this up. We went to b Dubs, 954 01:01:41.599 --> 01:01:44.800 just my girl and I. Right, two meals, two drinks. 955 01:01:45.519 --> 01:01:47.599 I think maybe she had a third second beer. I 956 01:01:47.679 --> 01:01:51.159 only had one. Seventy five dollars. That is I think 957 01:01:51.159 --> 01:01:54.119 you got out good. Outrageous. I think you got out good. 958 01:01:54.239 --> 01:01:55.719 I think I should want to be paying that at 959 01:01:55.760 --> 01:01:58.000 a steakhouse. I don't think we can go out for 960 01:01:58.079 --> 01:02:02.719 a night without dropping three bills. That's just kabi sitter, right. 961 01:02:02.840 --> 01:02:06.440 Oh yeah, like it costs money. 962 01:02:06.559 --> 01:02:06.719 Man. 963 01:02:06.800 --> 01:02:09.280 If you want to try and be safe and not 964 01:02:09.400 --> 01:02:12.400 get a duy, you gotta pay for nubur or whatever. 965 01:02:12.599 --> 01:02:14.719 Right then you're getting surch charges on top of that 966 01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:16.760 because you don't want to wait until you know the 967 01:02:16.840 --> 01:02:17.639 price goes down. 968 01:02:17.760 --> 01:02:17.960 Yeah. 969 01:02:18.320 --> 01:02:18.519 Yeah. 970 01:02:18.519 --> 01:02:20.440 We talk about when we go out to dinner. Kevin 971 01:02:20.599 --> 01:02:23.440 is like, now if we don't get cocktails, our bill 972 01:02:23.440 --> 01:02:27.079 won't be so expensive. I'm like, well, you cannot get 973 01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:29.199 a I want to have a cocktail of dinner at 974 01:02:29.280 --> 01:02:30.280 least a glass of wine. 975 01:02:30.639 --> 01:02:37.679 Oh water? Right? What the splash of vodka in it? Lastly, here, 976 01:02:37.760 --> 01:02:41.920 ol Muggy County installs first outdoor syreene in years. With 977 01:02:42.039 --> 01:02:44.519 their two hundred and eighty four thousand dollars grants, Olk 978 01:02:44.599 --> 01:02:49.039 Muggy County is installing eight new tornado syreens after years 979 01:02:49.159 --> 01:02:52.320 without outdoor warning systems. The two hundred and forty eight 980 01:02:52.400 --> 01:02:56.960 thousand dollars grant, funded by funded projects, started in Begs, 981 01:02:57.760 --> 01:03:00.920 where the first syreene was installed at the County District 982 01:03:01.039 --> 01:03:06.039 one barn near downtown. The eight sirens being installed include 983 01:03:06.079 --> 01:03:09.360 six new units plus one siren and Morris and another 984 01:03:09.599 --> 01:03:12.760 and shelter that will connect to the counties operating six. 985 01:03:12.800 --> 01:03:14.199 Good morning, Lindsay, Well. 986 01:03:14.159 --> 01:03:18.360 Good morning Corbin Rock the bank coming up every hour 987 01:03:18.679 --> 01:03:21.920 until eight o'clock tonight. That's a chance at one thousand 988 01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:25.280 dollars if you missed your keyword at eight that's all right. 989 01:03:25.320 --> 01:03:27.599 You got another chance at nine o'clock this morning, and 990 01:03:27.639 --> 01:03:30.639 when you hear that keyword, you enter it to online 991 01:03:30.679 --> 01:03:34.239 at kmod dot com for that chance at one thousand bucks. 992 01:03:34.639 --> 01:03:37.079 Your next chance is at nine o'clock this morning. 993 01:03:37.159 --> 01:03:41.239 Good luck, Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbin. The 994 01:03:41.440 --> 01:03:44.239 Drillers are back in action starting today. There is a 995 01:03:44.400 --> 01:03:46.360 chance of rain, but it's a day game. Starts at 996 01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:51.920 eleven o'clock tomorrow though, another day game without any chances 997 01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:56.960 of rain, so they say. And tomorrow is Driller's Umbrella 998 01:03:57.079 --> 01:03:59.639 Hat giveaway Day, which they probably could have done that 999 01:03:59.679 --> 01:04:04.199 today regardless. By imprint your tickets online toolodewelers dot com. 1000 01:04:04.280 --> 01:04:07.000 Listener emails, you can always email us show at kmod 1001 01:04:07.119 --> 01:04:11.079 dot com, Show at kmod dot com, read it on 1002 01:04:11.159 --> 01:04:13.320 the air, and then you guys get to give your 1003 01:04:13.360 --> 01:04:15.079 thoughts on what this person should do. 1004 01:04:15.639 --> 01:04:19.039 Tex says, I'm sorry. The email says seven years, two 1005 01:04:19.159 --> 01:04:21.800 kids and a house together, and he still won't marry me. 1006 01:04:22.360 --> 01:04:24.920 It's not like I'm springing this on him. We've talked 1007 01:04:24.960 --> 01:04:26.920 about it. Every time I bring it up. He says, 1008 01:04:26.960 --> 01:04:29.760 he loves me, He's not going anywhere, and marriage is 1009 01:04:29.840 --> 01:04:33.480 just a piece of paper, then changes the subject. But 1010 01:04:33.599 --> 01:04:34.159 here's what I know. 1011 01:04:34.280 --> 01:04:36.760 The piece of paper matters to me, and the fact 1012 01:04:36.800 --> 01:04:38.519 that it doesn't to him is starting to feel like 1013 01:04:38.559 --> 01:04:39.000 an answer. 1014 01:04:39.639 --> 01:04:42.199 My mom says, stop pushing. The girls say I should leave. 1015 01:04:43.119 --> 01:04:45.079 I'm somewhere in the middle wondering how long am I 1016 01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:48.320 supposed to wait for a man to choose me? Out loud? 1017 01:04:48.880 --> 01:04:55.480 At what point does he's not going anywhere? Stop being enough? Listener? 1018 01:04:55.559 --> 01:04:58.440 Email always email show at kod dot com, or give 1019 01:04:58.480 --> 01:05:00.559 you advice on what this person should do bmmss and 1020 01:05:00.599 --> 01:05:03.239 whatever that is to eight two nine four five? Does 1021 01:05:03.360 --> 01:05:05.320 seven years mean anything? Lindsey? 1022 01:05:08.559 --> 01:05:12.559 I mean, yeah, I waited five years for him to 1023 01:05:12.559 --> 01:05:13.320 put a ring on it. 1024 01:05:14.559 --> 01:05:16.400 You say it like that's an exorbitant amount of time. 1025 01:05:16.559 --> 01:05:16.800 It is. 1026 01:05:17.360 --> 01:05:19.000 How long do you think is an appropriate amount of 1027 01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:20.960 time for any situation? 1028 01:05:21.199 --> 01:05:24.119 Well, I mean when Kevin and I first started dating. 1029 01:05:25.400 --> 01:05:27.280 I remember when he said, you know, we're coming up 1030 01:05:27.320 --> 01:05:32.159 on a year, and by a year, you know if 1031 01:05:32.199 --> 01:05:34.400 you're going to be with the person. So I expected 1032 01:05:34.559 --> 01:05:37.239 after a year, So you think a year, yeah, I 1033 01:05:37.320 --> 01:05:40.119 think by then you usually know whether or not you're 1034 01:05:41.119 --> 01:05:42.239 going to be with that person. 1035 01:05:42.800 --> 01:05:48.840 How long were you guys together before he proposed, not 1036 01:05:49.000 --> 01:05:52.199 before he got married, but before he proposed five years, 1037 01:05:52.400 --> 01:05:54.920 So it was five years. It wasn't like proposal after 1038 01:05:55.000 --> 01:05:57.320 the first year and then didn't get married for another 1039 01:05:57.400 --> 01:06:00.559 five after that. No, okay, how long you got married 1040 01:06:00.599 --> 01:06:01.519 between the proposal and. 1041 01:06:01.559 --> 01:06:04.760 The marriage less than a year later? 1042 01:06:04.920 --> 01:06:07.000 Okay, so the least you did it within the year. 1043 01:06:07.239 --> 01:06:09.039 That's kind of where I was going at. If you're 1044 01:06:09.159 --> 01:06:13.239 engaged for longer than a year, chances of it working 1045 01:06:13.320 --> 01:06:15.119 out very slim. 1046 01:06:15.239 --> 01:06:15.400 Yeah. 1047 01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:18.239 I don't know if that's true either, because it depends 1048 01:06:18.280 --> 01:06:20.360 on maybe the venue want is it available? 1049 01:06:20.599 --> 01:06:23.760 I mean there should be, there're maybe you're somebody you 1050 01:06:23.840 --> 01:06:27.079 really want to be. There is overseas working I mean, right, 1051 01:06:27.199 --> 01:06:29.519 right right, That's just there could be some X factors, 1052 01:06:30.119 --> 01:06:32.920 you know, But I don't know if I agree that 1053 01:06:33.039 --> 01:06:35.039 a year you know somebody and whether you want to 1054 01:06:35.039 --> 01:06:38.159 marry it. No, you may have an idea that feeling 1055 01:06:38.320 --> 01:06:41.000 may be there, but that doesn't mean that feeling is 1056 01:06:41.039 --> 01:06:44.280 exactly accurate. That's just in doorphins rushing through your brain. 1057 01:06:44.440 --> 01:06:46.440 I would are you dating a year you're still in 1058 01:06:46.480 --> 01:06:50.199 the newlywed phase after a year, everything's still new too, 1059 01:06:50.559 --> 01:06:52.719 and just to me to say, you want to spend 1060 01:06:52.760 --> 01:06:55.159 the rest of your life with somebody, I need to 1061 01:06:55.199 --> 01:06:58.599 see you through some adversity, right, yeah, now not the 1062 01:06:58.840 --> 01:06:59.440 good times. 1063 01:07:00.159 --> 01:07:01.880 How long were you guys together before we moved in? 1064 01:07:06.360 --> 01:07:09.199 Two years? I think almost two years. 1065 01:07:10.000 --> 01:07:11.639 Because I think that has a huge factory in it 1066 01:07:11.639 --> 01:07:14.800 as well, living with somebody to see if you can 1067 01:07:14.960 --> 01:07:15.760 make it together. 1068 01:07:15.920 --> 01:07:17.679 Like an what about you, Gimby? How long were you 1069 01:07:17.840 --> 01:07:21.719 guys together when you were married? How long were you 1070 01:07:22.519 --> 01:07:24.840 dating before, like you got engaged. I know you guys 1071 01:07:24.880 --> 01:07:27.239 knew each other from high school and so I got yeah, yeah, yeah, 1072 01:07:27.400 --> 01:07:29.000 but when it became a thing and you were dating, 1073 01:07:29.039 --> 01:07:30.039 what was the time between. 1074 01:07:30.320 --> 01:07:36.599 Let's see, we got together in August of twenty eleven 1075 01:07:38.239 --> 01:07:45.480 and were married in September of twenty twelve. Yeah, I 1076 01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:49.840 started here fourteen, Yeah, so just over a year and 1077 01:07:49.960 --> 01:07:54.679 we were living together shortly after. Let's see. I think 1078 01:07:54.719 --> 01:07:57.320 it was, like I said, we got together in August 1079 01:07:57.360 --> 01:08:01.119 of twenty eleven, and I think I moved her in 1080 01:08:01.400 --> 01:08:05.159 like January of twelve, so not very long. No, but again, 1081 01:08:05.239 --> 01:08:07.840 we had some history. Yeah, you know, so I feel 1082 01:08:07.880 --> 01:08:11.559 it's a little different. Yeah, we my wife and I 1083 01:08:12.039 --> 01:08:18.680 did not have history prior. We did in six months 1084 01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:21.560 nine months okay, and then married within a year. Okay, 1085 01:08:22.079 --> 01:08:22.880 so not very long. 1086 01:08:24.720 --> 01:08:28.359 Somebody said they're basically married by common law, right, I don't. 1087 01:08:29.319 --> 01:08:31.920 There's some The thing we've heard from Hensley is just 1088 01:08:32.279 --> 01:08:34.319 living together does not make you common law. 1089 01:08:34.600 --> 01:08:37.800 You have to file your taxes, some sort of legal. 1090 01:08:37.640 --> 01:08:40.279 Action has to occur between the two of you. Sometimes 1091 01:08:40.359 --> 01:08:42.680 it even counts as if you send a Christmas card 1092 01:08:42.760 --> 01:08:46.479 from the millers, right, that that would could be considered 1093 01:08:46.600 --> 01:08:47.239 common law. 1094 01:08:47.159 --> 01:08:49.199 Merriage presenting yourself as a couple. 1095 01:08:49.439 --> 01:08:53.520 Yeah, yeah, this sex, This text says, I believe if 1096 01:08:53.560 --> 01:08:56.359 it isn't broken, then don't fix it. If you're happy 1097 01:08:56.399 --> 01:08:59.079 in the other and other than marriage, everything is good, 1098 01:08:59.359 --> 01:09:01.359 then really it's just a piece of paper. 1099 01:09:03.239 --> 01:09:06.039 From what I'm reading in that email from the lady. 1100 01:09:06.960 --> 01:09:08.680 She isn't right exactly. 1101 01:09:09.600 --> 01:09:13.239 He that's his opinion, right. She wants that piece of 1102 01:09:13.279 --> 01:09:16.760 paper because for her that piece of paper means something exactly. 1103 01:09:18.039 --> 01:09:20.560 Why do you need the government involved in your relationship? 1104 01:09:20.720 --> 01:09:23.079 Why is that saying it out loud? Go to church, 1105 01:09:23.199 --> 01:09:26.800 get married, Just don't involve the government in your relationship, 1106 01:09:27.800 --> 01:09:32.479 except it's a binding contract. When you marry somebody, you're 1107 01:09:32.720 --> 01:09:37.560 spending power changes, your tax break changes. There are some 1108 01:09:37.760 --> 01:09:40.800 things that need to be documented that it's a thing. 1109 01:09:41.199 --> 01:09:44.000 As far as the government being involved, I agree. I 1110 01:09:44.039 --> 01:09:46.039 don't think they should be involved, but I think there 1111 01:09:46.079 --> 01:09:50.880 should be a little obstacle, right because of the benefits 1112 01:09:50.920 --> 01:09:56.439 that come on the other side financially. This text says, 1113 01:09:56.640 --> 01:09:59.560 let him know all that piece of paper, I'm not 1114 01:09:59.760 --> 01:10:02.239 key being him from going anywhere. It may keep you 1115 01:10:02.359 --> 01:10:04.760 from going somewhere, and that it means that much to 1116 01:10:04.840 --> 01:10:09.319 you that you get that paper commitment. I think people 1117 01:10:09.399 --> 01:10:11.199 make a mistake when they think that when they say 1118 01:10:11.239 --> 01:10:11.840 the term it's just. 1119 01:10:11.840 --> 01:10:12.560 A piece of paper. 1120 01:10:14.720 --> 01:10:18.000 Though you may feel that way, I think sometimes the 1121 01:10:18.079 --> 01:10:21.800 person just wants you to proclaim it right, right, right, 1122 01:10:22.920 --> 01:10:24.720 And I know what the response is going to. 1123 01:10:24.720 --> 01:10:29.279 Be, well, i'm here. That should be enough in your mind. 1124 01:10:30.439 --> 01:10:34.399 Well are they Facebook official? M Yeah, I mean that's 1125 01:10:34.439 --> 01:10:38.000 good enough, right, Yeah. It's proclaiming it, that's letting the 1126 01:10:38.119 --> 01:10:41.520 world know. Yeah. I think it has to do with 1127 01:10:42.359 --> 01:10:45.119 like the old school mentality of hear ye, hear ye, 1128 01:10:45.720 --> 01:10:48.880 I have now decided this. It's that type of thing. 1129 01:10:49.119 --> 01:10:51.840 Yeah, And it's said that they have children together. 1130 01:10:51.920 --> 01:10:57.039 Right, it says two kids seven years? Two kids? Does 1131 01:10:57.119 --> 01:11:00.279 not say to like it's their kids, right? And house 1132 01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:03.239 by the way, I mean that could mean something. Yeah, 1133 01:11:03.479 --> 01:11:06.560 it sounds like they've been playing house. That's a big, big, 1134 01:11:06.840 --> 01:11:11.439 big purchase, big commitment for two people, big legal commitment. Yeah. Yeah. 1135 01:11:14.119 --> 01:11:19.159 And then the whole like this is my resume is 1136 01:11:19.239 --> 01:11:22.159 really bizarre to me too, because I don't need to 1137 01:11:22.199 --> 01:11:24.520 I don't to me. It doesn't matter what your resume is, 1138 01:11:24.600 --> 01:11:26.359 how long you've been together, whether you have a house, 1139 01:11:26.399 --> 01:11:30.159 whether you have that. That is not relevant information, right 1140 01:11:32.039 --> 01:11:34.600 that you think it's relevant information, but it isn't. Yeah, 1141 01:11:34.800 --> 01:11:36.520 it felt it's important to add that in there, to 1142 01:11:36.600 --> 01:11:38.840 let you know, this is what I'm dealing with. 1143 01:11:39.479 --> 01:11:43.279 Well, if they split up, I mean, is the property 1144 01:11:43.359 --> 01:11:45.920 in both of their names or is it in one 1145 01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:46.560 of their names? 1146 01:11:46.760 --> 01:11:48.600 Yeah? But the reason you get married should not be 1147 01:11:48.600 --> 01:11:51.479 because of you have property or that you have kids. 1148 01:11:51.560 --> 01:11:54.279 That's why I say it's irrelevant. Right. 1149 01:11:54.600 --> 01:11:59.039 But if they do split, who keeps the property? Like, 1150 01:11:59.520 --> 01:12:04.079 you know, what what does she have to gain? Does 1151 01:12:04.119 --> 01:12:04.960 she lose everything? 1152 01:12:05.159 --> 01:12:05.359 Yeah? 1153 01:12:05.439 --> 01:12:11.199 Listen, if you make a mistake like that, that's on you, right, 1154 01:12:11.319 --> 01:12:14.560 if you decide to entern inn arrangement with somebody who 1155 01:12:14.720 --> 01:12:16.800 isn't and they don't want to get married, and they 1156 01:12:16.880 --> 01:12:19.199 bribe property and it's in their name, and then you you, 1157 01:12:19.359 --> 01:12:22.000 and you may have a really hard time proven that 1158 01:12:22.079 --> 01:12:23.119 you have any rights to that. 1159 01:12:23.520 --> 01:12:25.760 Whose fault is that? Right? 1160 01:12:26.479 --> 01:12:31.279 You shouldn't want to marry somebody for legality reasons unless 1161 01:12:32.000 --> 01:12:34.800 it's so you can decide, hey, I'd like to have 1162 01:12:34.880 --> 01:12:36.399 a say and what happens to you in. 1163 01:12:36.520 --> 01:12:40.359 The hospital, right? Or I should have a say to 1164 01:12:40.520 --> 01:12:45.880 your benefits should you die. Those are good reasons, yeah, 1165 01:12:46.880 --> 01:12:50.159 But to inter an arrangement and let things happen, I 1166 01:12:50.560 --> 01:12:51.960 think it's a lot totally on you. 1167 01:12:54.359 --> 01:12:54.479 Uh. 1168 01:12:56.680 --> 01:13:01.000 Does it feel like he's avoiding the conversation the husband? 1169 01:13:01.840 --> 01:13:03.800 Does it feel like he's trying not to have it 1170 01:13:03.880 --> 01:13:07.239 because she says that he's not going anywhere in marriage 1171 01:13:07.800 --> 01:13:09.000 paper and then he. 1172 01:13:09.039 --> 01:13:13.119 Changes the subject a little bit? Is that avoiding a 1173 01:13:13.199 --> 01:13:16.079 little bit? What do you think, GIMPI? Is that avoiding? 1174 01:13:16.279 --> 01:13:16.319 No? 1175 01:13:16.479 --> 01:13:19.680 I think it's just a simple minded guy who doesn't 1176 01:13:19.760 --> 01:13:22.000 see the big deal in some things, you know, and 1177 01:13:22.119 --> 01:13:26.199 that's just how he feels. Maybe you could one could 1178 01:13:26.279 --> 01:13:30.399 sue the changing the conversation could be avoidance, but to me, 1179 01:13:30.600 --> 01:13:34.479 it's just you know, it's just how I feel. That's it. 1180 01:13:35.600 --> 01:13:38.960 Listener email. The text came in for a listener mail. 1181 01:13:39.079 --> 01:13:42.399 Reasonable answer. You already have your answer. He's not marrying you. 1182 01:13:42.840 --> 01:13:47.239 Ever, you decide if that's a deal breaker. Nuclear answer. 1183 01:13:47.600 --> 01:13:51.199 Since your mom Jeff always says you've got control of 1184 01:13:51.279 --> 01:13:53.479 the kids, leave the state and tell him unless he's 1185 01:13:53.520 --> 01:13:56.399 willing to marry you, he's never seen the kids again. 1186 01:13:56.800 --> 01:13:59.600 Could ultimatum always work out? Good? 1187 01:14:00.159 --> 01:14:00.239 Right? 1188 01:14:00.760 --> 01:14:04.319 Well? Bye? Another one. I have found the cure for divorce. 1189 01:14:04.520 --> 01:14:08.960 Don't get married, true dad. My husband and I waited 1190 01:14:09.000 --> 01:14:11.079 seven years, but only because we had to wait to 1191 01:14:11.159 --> 01:14:14.079 turn eighteen eleven. Huh. 1192 01:14:14.720 --> 01:14:17.680 Marriage is more than just a piece of paper, But 1193 01:14:17.800 --> 01:14:20.920 for some, that paper is the foundation that helps solidify. 1194 01:14:21.039 --> 01:14:23.720 For some, so many girls and women dream of the 1195 01:14:23.760 --> 01:14:26.920 day they walk down the aisle to Metallica. A serious 1196 01:14:27.000 --> 01:14:31.760 conversation has to be held since she's clearly unhappy. I 1197 01:14:31.800 --> 01:14:36.720 don't disagree with that that when you don't have that 1198 01:14:36.840 --> 01:14:39.840 piece of paper, it feels like you're working on something together, 1199 01:14:40.000 --> 01:14:42.720 like we've agreed to do this. If we don't have that, 1200 01:14:42.920 --> 01:14:44.880 then there's never that agreement. It's just kind of like, 1201 01:14:45.239 --> 01:14:50.399 so we're doing it okay, right, Like it's face as 1202 01:14:50.439 --> 01:14:55.239 GIMPI joked. It makes it quote unquote Facebook official. She 1203 01:14:55.399 --> 01:14:57.439 sounds like a quitter giving up on him because she 1204 01:14:57.600 --> 01:15:02.199 believes in something different. I mean, the text is not inaccurate. 1205 01:15:03.439 --> 01:15:05.760 A lot of women look forward to marriage their entire life, 1206 01:15:06.119 --> 01:15:08.920 from the time they are young girls. What is just 1207 01:15:09.039 --> 01:15:10.760 a piece of paper to you might be the world 1208 01:15:10.840 --> 01:15:13.359 to her. He needs to step up and just run 1209 01:15:13.399 --> 01:15:14.119 to the courthouse. 1210 01:15:15.880 --> 01:15:19.119 Another one, the piece of paper is a legally binding contract, 1211 01:15:19.199 --> 01:15:21.600 so you have taxes together, choices for one another in 1212 01:15:21.640 --> 01:15:24.520 an emergency situation. As well, as we all know from 1213 01:15:24.600 --> 01:15:28.159 Jeff those kids are assumed his by the law. He 1214 01:15:28.279 --> 01:15:32.199 doesn't actually have any legal recourse over his children. That's 1215 01:15:32.279 --> 01:15:34.199 partially true. I think we've learned from Jeff two that 1216 01:15:34.359 --> 01:15:36.439 seven years in him performing as the husband of the 1217 01:15:36.560 --> 01:15:39.399 father would probably be enough legally for him to have 1218 01:15:39.720 --> 01:15:44.239 rights to the kids. Another text. I don't think she 1219 01:15:44.319 --> 01:15:46.239 would have said two kids if they were not his. 1220 01:15:48.159 --> 01:15:54.840 Sometimes the male in the relationship is the present father, right, 1221 01:15:55.479 --> 01:15:58.079 not the biological father. So it could be that too. 1222 01:15:58.439 --> 01:15:59.880 Problem with the piece of paper in this day and 1223 01:16:00.079 --> 01:16:03.000 age is that it only benefits the woman. The man 1224 01:16:03.119 --> 01:16:06.640 has everything to lose and nothing to gain. The women benefits. 1225 01:16:06.760 --> 01:16:10.239 Everything that comes from a man who's been schooled. 1226 01:16:10.319 --> 01:16:13.039 Yeah, tell me jaded, without you tell me you're jaded exactly. 1227 01:16:14.600 --> 01:16:18.359 I'd love to hear your argument on why. I don't 1228 01:16:18.399 --> 01:16:22.840 know anybody other people I know that got divorced. I 1229 01:16:22.960 --> 01:16:25.800 don't know very many that made it out the winner 1230 01:16:26.159 --> 01:16:29.520 right now. They may have applauded that their divorce was over, 1231 01:16:29.800 --> 01:16:33.720 they may have gotten the house right, but to imply 1232 01:16:33.920 --> 01:16:37.319 that they won short of it being an abusive situation, 1233 01:16:38.359 --> 01:16:38.960 I don't think. 1234 01:16:39.079 --> 01:16:41.960 I don't think I wanted to be divorced. I was 1235 01:16:42.039 --> 01:16:44.039 glad I got divorced, but to say it didn't hurt 1236 01:16:44.039 --> 01:16:49.760 would not be accurate. And if it's somebody who stays 1237 01:16:49.800 --> 01:16:53.079 at that one gold digger scenario that we think of, 1238 01:16:53.319 --> 01:16:54.760 is what that's implying. 1239 01:16:54.520 --> 01:16:58.000 Right, I don't think anyone gets married to get divorced. 1240 01:17:00.680 --> 01:17:04.039 I don't agree with that either. You think Anna Nicole 1241 01:17:04.079 --> 01:17:08.960 Smith married for love? I do that guy with the 1242 01:17:09.000 --> 01:17:09.960 old ball. 1243 01:17:10.560 --> 01:17:16.479 Yeah, if you watched her, if you felt like you 1244 01:17:17.600 --> 01:17:22.600 knew not knew her, but watched her, and she she 1245 01:17:23.159 --> 01:17:25.319 acted like she was really in love with that man. 1246 01:17:25.439 --> 01:17:25.960 No, she was a. 1247 01:17:25.960 --> 01:17:29.479 Performer, that's true. And what do you mean by she 1248 01:17:29.600 --> 01:17:31.600 acted she was in love him by giving him kisses? 1249 01:17:33.319 --> 01:17:36.000 No, I mean she I mean I believe that she 1250 01:17:36.159 --> 01:17:36.800 was in love with him. 1251 01:17:36.840 --> 01:17:38.880 You said she acted like she loved What did she do? 1252 01:17:40.239 --> 01:17:43.399 She was married to him for an extremely long time. 1253 01:17:43.600 --> 01:17:47.119 Women are incredibly stubborn. Yeah, so again I'm asking the 1254 01:17:47.199 --> 01:17:50.239 question of something. You said, what is the thing that 1255 01:17:50.960 --> 01:17:53.119 you saw on TV that looked like she loved him? 1256 01:17:54.319 --> 01:17:58.520 I mean, yeah, she kissed, She kissed him, she hugged him, 1257 01:17:58.720 --> 01:18:00.640 she selected with him. 1258 01:18:01.199 --> 01:18:05.560 Well allegedly, Well the act of actual sleeping. 1259 01:18:06.239 --> 01:18:09.520 Right, to be fair, it's not really sleeping together when 1260 01:18:09.560 --> 01:18:13.439 you're sleeping seventy five percent of the day. And I'm 1261 01:18:13.479 --> 01:18:16.760 surprised do you have that stance only because you watch 1262 01:18:16.880 --> 01:18:18.760 like Real Housewives and a lot of those. 1263 01:18:18.640 --> 01:18:21.560 Women there's those people are not you love. They're married 1264 01:18:21.640 --> 01:18:24.840 for money of course, right. And if this guy is old, 1265 01:18:24.880 --> 01:18:26.319 of course you're going to be with him as long 1266 01:18:26.359 --> 01:18:28.479 as possible because you got a way for him to die. 1267 01:18:28.840 --> 01:18:32.720 But see Anna Nicole, she she had like daddy issues 1268 01:18:33.079 --> 01:18:36.279 and she looked for someone to give. 1269 01:18:37.800 --> 01:18:39.359 For sues. 1270 01:18:39.680 --> 01:18:41.960 See, and she may have had daddy issues, but she 1271 01:18:42.079 --> 01:18:44.600 definitely had I know how to get money issues right, 1272 01:18:45.920 --> 01:18:48.039 and she saw an opportunity. Why would she not take it? 1273 01:18:49.800 --> 01:18:52.399 This tag she's a cheater? Run bro another one. What's 1274 01:18:52.399 --> 01:18:55.560 her name, I'll talk to her. Does she already want 1275 01:18:55.640 --> 01:18:58.119 to leave and is now looking at her financial future? 1276 01:18:58.439 --> 01:18:59.600 I think that's a fair situation. 1277 01:18:59.640 --> 01:19:01.640 When you're trying to decide if you're not going to 1278 01:19:01.680 --> 01:19:04.319 be with somebody, you look at your financial future. Right. 1279 01:19:05.840 --> 01:19:08.039 She may think that a piece of paper officially takes 1280 01:19:08.119 --> 01:19:11.640 him off the market emergency situation, meaning that he's still 1281 01:19:11.680 --> 01:19:14.079 on the market because he's not married again. I think 1282 01:19:14.119 --> 01:19:17.600 that's part of that proclamation, right, I'm saying I'm married. 1283 01:19:17.600 --> 01:19:20.159 I'm announcing to the world in front of witnesses. I 1284 01:19:20.319 --> 01:19:25.359 want this person that I am now off the market. Well, 1285 01:19:25.520 --> 01:19:28.359 here's the thing, all right, once you're with somebody, you 1286 01:19:28.439 --> 01:19:31.960 made that commitment, you're technically quote unquote off the market. Right, 1287 01:19:32.720 --> 01:19:34.520 So that little piece of paper ain't going to mean 1288 01:19:34.640 --> 01:19:38.399 Dick that if he still wants to run around and 1289 01:19:38.520 --> 01:19:40.359 be on the market, he's going. 1290 01:19:40.279 --> 01:19:42.600 To of course, of course, of course, of course, but 1291 01:19:42.680 --> 01:19:45.680 paper or not. But of course, if that's never said, 1292 01:19:45.920 --> 01:19:47.840 how does your word mean anything? But when you stand 1293 01:19:47.920 --> 01:19:49.880 up in front of people and give your word, it 1294 01:19:50.000 --> 01:19:52.359 has more weight. Well, okay, so who are you standing 1295 01:19:52.479 --> 01:19:54.119 up in front of your friends and your family? 1296 01:19:54.439 --> 01:19:57.880 Right? That's it. Those are the same people that know 1297 01:19:58.039 --> 01:20:01.960 that you guys are together, right, and know that you're committed. 1298 01:20:02.439 --> 01:20:05.159 So that piece of paper really, again doesn't mean anything 1299 01:20:05.680 --> 01:20:08.600 because you're proclaiming it in front of your friends and 1300 01:20:08.720 --> 01:20:11.960 your family, and if you're a religious person, you're doing 1301 01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:13.840 it in front of God. Right, you know what I mean. 1302 01:20:14.119 --> 01:20:17.560 So again, the paper doesn't mean anything. And yet they say, oh, 1303 01:20:17.600 --> 01:20:20.520 it takes you off the market, but you get guy 1304 01:20:20.680 --> 01:20:22.920 gonna do what God want to do or girl? Whatever? 1305 01:20:23.000 --> 01:20:24.239 It goes both ways, right. 1306 01:20:24.720 --> 01:20:26.880 I think what I'm saying off the market is kind 1307 01:20:26.880 --> 01:20:28.600 of a silly term. But I think you're saying that 1308 01:20:28.840 --> 01:20:31.359 I don't want update anymore. I want to be with 1309 01:20:31.479 --> 01:20:34.159 this person just because people see you together with someone 1310 01:20:35.039 --> 01:20:37.239 I know. Plenty of situations we're like, what's happening with Fred? 1311 01:20:37.279 --> 01:20:39.199 And you're like, I don't know, we're together once in 1312 01:20:39.239 --> 01:20:40.439 a while, they live together. 1313 01:20:41.800 --> 01:20:44.680 Uh, maybe she wanted maybe she wants it for her 1314 01:20:44.760 --> 01:20:47.479 children's sake to be married. 1315 01:20:49.800 --> 01:20:53.600 I don't think that's a good reason either. Then what 1316 01:20:53.800 --> 01:20:55.520 difference would that make? What do you mean by that? 1317 01:20:55.680 --> 01:20:55.840 Though? 1318 01:20:56.239 --> 01:20:59.199 Well, maybe her maybe her children are asking questions, why 1319 01:20:59.199 --> 01:21:01.560 aren't you and dad man married? Dad? Why aren't you 1320 01:21:01.600 --> 01:21:04.319 and mom married? All my friend's parents are married? 1321 01:21:04.359 --> 01:21:08.800 Okay, okay, trying to give him some kind of yeah, okay, normal, 1322 01:21:09.359 --> 01:21:13.840 Well what's perceived as a normal family book, dynamic book, normal, right, 1323 01:21:14.600 --> 01:21:18.159 But to get married because you don't want to have 1324 01:21:18.199 --> 01:21:23.960 an honest conversation is dumb too. Might just have the 1325 01:21:24.000 --> 01:21:28.239 conversation with him. This is what's happening. People don't always agree, 1326 01:21:28.439 --> 01:21:29.640 even people that are together. 1327 01:21:30.640 --> 01:21:33.880 Listener email from somebody who says, seven years, two kids, 1328 01:21:33.960 --> 01:21:36.560 house together, he still won't marry me. It's not like 1329 01:21:36.640 --> 01:21:38.439 I'm springing this on him. We've talked about it. Every 1330 01:21:38.479 --> 01:21:40.000 time I bring it up. He says he loves me, 1331 01:21:40.319 --> 01:21:42.479 he's not going anywhere, and the marriage is just a 1332 01:21:42.520 --> 01:21:43.279 piece of paper. 1333 01:21:43.880 --> 01:21:46.800 Then he changes the subject. But this is but here's 1334 01:21:46.840 --> 01:21:47.199 what I know. 1335 01:21:47.640 --> 01:21:49.600 That piece of paper matters to me, and the fact 1336 01:21:49.680 --> 01:21:52.439 that if it doesn't to him is starting to feel 1337 01:21:52.479 --> 01:21:54.920 like an answer my mom says, stop pushing. 1338 01:21:55.479 --> 01:21:57.000 My girls say leave. 1339 01:21:57.560 --> 01:21:59.920 I'm somewhere in the middle wondering how long I'm supposed 1340 01:21:59.920 --> 01:22:01.920 to wait for a man to choose me out loud, 1341 01:22:02.239 --> 01:22:04.520 At what point does he's not going anywhere? 1342 01:22:04.640 --> 01:22:05.680 Stop being enough? 1343 01:22:06.079 --> 01:22:11.560 Lindsay yeah, I think she just wants to be made 1344 01:22:11.960 --> 01:22:16.560 an honest woman. She if he is the father of 1345 01:22:16.640 --> 01:22:24.000 her children, Mary or already, it's what she wants. She's chosen. 1346 01:22:24.079 --> 01:22:27.840 You choose her the way she wants to be chosen. 1347 01:22:29.720 --> 01:22:37.319 That's all she's asking. It's not difficult. It might just 1348 01:22:37.399 --> 01:22:39.399 be a piece of paper to him, but it's more 1349 01:22:39.560 --> 01:22:45.279 to her, and that is that's what she needs. And 1350 01:22:45.359 --> 01:22:49.479 if she is who he wants to be with, then 1351 01:22:49.600 --> 01:22:52.760 do that for her. It sounds like they love each other. 1352 01:22:57.319 --> 01:22:59.800 He just sounds like he needs to get a little. 1353 01:23:00.439 --> 01:23:03.520 I would argue they don't love each other. If she 1354 01:23:03.680 --> 01:23:06.159 loved him, what's it matter. If he loved her, he 1355 01:23:06.199 --> 01:23:08.279 would do what she wants. They're both, I would say, 1356 01:23:08.279 --> 01:23:12.840 they're both not in love. If you love someone, you'll 1357 01:23:12.880 --> 01:23:15.960 do things that don't matter right. You'll look past a 1358 01:23:16.000 --> 01:23:16.560 lot of things. 1359 01:23:18.079 --> 01:23:20.199 Would you eat fried okra because you love your old 1360 01:23:20.239 --> 01:23:24.640 lady and she wants you to yes, but you won't 1361 01:23:24.680 --> 01:23:27.680 get a dog. But in this scenario, they're both not loving. 1362 01:23:28.359 --> 01:23:31.439 They're both not doing the loving thing. Kimmy, what do 1363 01:23:31.479 --> 01:23:35.079 you think? There's some things that we don't know about this, 1364 01:23:35.199 --> 01:23:37.600 And this is what makes this particular segment a little 1365 01:23:37.600 --> 01:23:41.560 difficult because they don't provide everything. They just got what's 1366 01:23:41.600 --> 01:23:43.479 on their mind and they shoot it to us and 1367 01:23:43.560 --> 01:23:47.760 we go from there. And I say that because maybe 1368 01:23:47.880 --> 01:23:51.760 this guy was already married once before, did the whole thing, 1369 01:23:52.079 --> 01:23:56.760 the ceremony, you know, and then got divorced, and then 1370 01:23:56.920 --> 01:24:00.319 knows how expensive that can be and how how much 1371 01:24:00.399 --> 01:24:02.359 of a giant pain in the ass that it can 1372 01:24:02.439 --> 01:24:07.079 be going through that, the emotional trauma. And sometimes it's 1373 01:24:07.159 --> 01:24:10.439 better just to not get the courts involved. So that way, 1374 01:24:10.600 --> 01:24:17.640 because he's still maybe affected by that particular relationship that 1375 01:24:18.479 --> 01:24:21.159 it could end, and when it does end, it's easier 1376 01:24:21.199 --> 01:24:23.920 to just cut ties and walk away, you know, you 1377 01:24:23.960 --> 01:24:26.840 don't have to get the courts involved. You just kind 1378 01:24:26.880 --> 01:24:30.359 of do things on your own. So that's just one thought. 1379 01:24:30.640 --> 01:24:33.399 And I'm like, Okay, well maybe that's the case. Maybe 1380 01:24:33.439 --> 01:24:35.479 that's the case, and that's what's holding him back. But 1381 01:24:35.600 --> 01:24:37.199 we don't know that because we just got to go 1382 01:24:37.279 --> 01:24:40.119 with the information that's given to us. With all that 1383 01:24:40.399 --> 01:24:42.800 being said, if you want somebody to give you a 1384 01:24:42.840 --> 01:24:44.560 piece of paper, then go find somebody that's going to 1385 01:24:44.600 --> 01:24:46.880 give you the piece of paper that you're looking for. Okay, 1386 01:24:47.079 --> 01:24:50.800 if you're not happy, leave because in the end, this 1387 01:24:50.960 --> 01:24:53.199 is your life, and when you die and you get 1388 01:24:53.239 --> 01:24:55.119 to the gates, it's all about you and you've got 1389 01:24:55.239 --> 01:24:57.359 to make sure that you're happy, and it's your mental 1390 01:24:57.399 --> 01:24:59.880 health and it's your happiness. And some people would say 1391 01:24:59.920 --> 01:25:02.720 that that's selfish, but it is what it is. Again, 1392 01:25:02.840 --> 01:25:06.439 it's your life when it boils straight right down to it, 1393 01:25:06.920 --> 01:25:10.279 this is all about you. So do what makes you happy. 1394 01:25:10.600 --> 01:25:13.039 And it might and if that involves leaving this guy 1395 01:25:13.119 --> 01:25:14.840 that you've been with for seven years and you've got 1396 01:25:14.880 --> 01:25:16.880 two kids in a house together, maybe even a dog 1397 01:25:16.960 --> 01:25:19.920 and a cat, then you're gonna have to say goodbye 1398 01:25:20.000 --> 01:25:22.159 to that, and that's gonna hurt. But you know what, 1399 01:25:22.359 --> 01:25:25.279 Eventually it gets better. It sucks for a little while, hell, 1400 01:25:25.359 --> 01:25:27.800 it might even suck for a long while, but eventually 1401 01:25:27.880 --> 01:25:30.039 it gets better and then you can find your happiness 1402 01:25:30.079 --> 01:25:31.560 and you can find what makes you happy, then you 1403 01:25:31.600 --> 01:25:32.920 can go on with your life, and then you can 1404 01:25:33.119 --> 01:25:37.119 end your life, not purposely like suicide or anything, but 1405 01:25:37.279 --> 01:25:40.199 at the end of your run, you can say I 1406 01:25:40.479 --> 01:25:42.479 was happy that whole time. 1407 01:25:44.479 --> 01:25:44.600 Uh. 1408 01:25:45.239 --> 01:25:47.520 You've told him what you want. He's told you what 1409 01:25:47.640 --> 01:25:51.880 he wants. There's no confusion. I think we overcomplicate things 1410 01:25:52.319 --> 01:25:55.039 too much and we tie it up to well, he's 1411 01:25:55.039 --> 01:25:57.680 got some reason why or she's got some reason why. 1412 01:25:59.119 --> 01:26:01.000 You told him what you want. He's told you what 1413 01:26:01.159 --> 01:26:04.800 you want or what he wants. What's the problem here? 1414 01:26:06.439 --> 01:26:09.079 You afraid of being alone, afraid no one else will 1415 01:26:09.079 --> 01:26:12.640 love you. I'm trying to decide whether you should settle. 1416 01:26:15.720 --> 01:26:19.159 I think you've lost your gratitude. Has it been great 1417 01:26:19.439 --> 01:26:22.680 or are you just using this as an out. If 1418 01:26:22.720 --> 01:26:27.119 it's been great, then what's the problem. If it means 1419 01:26:27.199 --> 01:26:29.319 that much to you, then you know you need to leave. 1420 01:26:30.159 --> 01:26:32.880 He's made it clear, so you want to do it 1421 01:26:32.920 --> 01:26:39.199 against his will. That's not awesome either. Yeah, I think 1422 01:26:39.239 --> 01:26:42.239 seven years is a long time to wait. But if 1423 01:26:42.279 --> 01:26:44.399 he told you from the beginning he wasn't going to 1424 01:26:44.439 --> 01:26:49.039 get married on the example that GIMPI gave, then you're dumb. 1425 01:26:51.359 --> 01:26:55.479 You're dumb. For thinking he'll change. Well, I'm holding out 1426 01:26:55.640 --> 01:26:56.119 in hopes. 1427 01:26:56.800 --> 01:26:59.720 It's like people that are like want kids, but one 1428 01:26:59.720 --> 01:27:01.640 of them doesn't, and then you hold out hope that 1429 01:27:01.760 --> 01:27:03.560 one day they will right, and then you're like, ah, 1430 01:27:03.680 --> 01:27:04.600 he never wanted kids. 1431 01:27:05.199 --> 01:27:08.880 I told you that from the beginning, and that's on you. 1432 01:27:10.279 --> 01:27:10.880 But I agree. 1433 01:27:11.319 --> 01:27:13.439 If you want someone to make you French toast every day, 1434 01:27:13.520 --> 01:27:16.279 find someone to make you French toast every day and 1435 01:27:16.399 --> 01:27:19.800 don't stop until you do. You don't have to be like, 1436 01:27:19.840 --> 01:27:23.399 well he makes it on Mother's Day, that's good enough. 1437 01:27:24.800 --> 01:27:26.920 We want to get an email from you. Do you 1438 01:27:27.000 --> 01:27:27.319 need help? 1439 01:27:27.399 --> 01:27:28.880 Some show at kmod dot com. 1440 01:27:30.079 --> 01:27:32.880 The Big Med Morning Show returns next. 1441 01:27:33.039 --> 01:27:36.359 Let's read another email. This one says, my buddy called 1442 01:27:36.399 --> 01:27:39.479 me last week, losing his mind with excitement. He was 1443 01:27:39.600 --> 01:27:42.600 so excited I could barely understand him. He was unable 1444 01:27:42.680 --> 01:27:43.439 to speak clearly. 1445 01:27:44.159 --> 01:27:47.960 Apparently the guy who bullied us through middle and high 1446 01:27:48.000 --> 01:27:49.119 school got fired. 1447 01:27:49.640 --> 01:27:52.600 His wife recently left him, and he has to move 1448 01:27:52.680 --> 01:27:55.840 back in with his parents. At thirty five, My buddy 1449 01:27:55.960 --> 01:27:58.720 wanted to come over and celebrate and buy a cake 1450 01:27:58.920 --> 01:28:00.920 and invite people a whole celebration. 1451 01:28:02.560 --> 01:28:04.920 He said. He reached out to some people from high school. 1452 01:28:05.479 --> 01:28:08.560 I know, I haven't talked to you since graduation. I'm 1453 01:28:08.640 --> 01:28:10.720 not as excited about this as he is. 1454 01:28:11.520 --> 01:28:13.479 Don't get me wrong, I haven't forgotten what this guy 1455 01:28:13.560 --> 01:28:16.520 did to us, but watching my friend pour this much 1456 01:28:16.640 --> 01:28:19.000 joy into another man's worst year is bad? 1457 01:28:19.119 --> 01:28:19.479 Juju? 1458 01:28:20.520 --> 01:28:22.439 How do we let this guy live for rint free 1459 01:28:22.520 --> 01:28:24.600 for twenty years? Am I the weird one for not 1460 01:28:24.760 --> 01:28:26.319 wanting to celebrate this? 1461 01:28:31.079 --> 01:28:31.359 Dam? 1462 01:28:36.119 --> 01:28:36.399 Wow? 1463 01:28:36.760 --> 01:28:36.960 Yeah? 1464 01:28:37.039 --> 01:28:40.680 Why do you think he's questioning? If he's the weird one? 1465 01:28:42.600 --> 01:28:44.920 Maybe because maybe all of the other friends, the ones 1466 01:28:44.960 --> 01:28:48.119 that were invited to the party. I guess we're all 1467 01:28:48.199 --> 01:28:51.560 excited as well, and maybe he's the only one that's like, ah, 1468 01:28:52.119 --> 01:28:55.920 this seems a little weird to me. I think it's 1469 01:28:55.960 --> 01:29:00.159 weird for all of them. But that's just me and 1470 01:29:00.279 --> 01:29:02.800 a cake. What do you tell the personnel Walmart to 1471 01:29:02.800 --> 01:29:03.479 put on that cake? 1472 01:29:03.800 --> 01:29:04.039 Yeah? 1473 01:29:04.479 --> 01:29:15.239 Congratulations, your life sucks right, I'm free? Was was your 1474 01:29:15.279 --> 01:29:19.640 buddy Ken McElroy, the guy who tortured that town in Missouri? 1475 01:29:20.000 --> 01:29:22.119 And the whole town got together and killed him, and 1476 01:29:22.159 --> 01:29:24.880 then when the police showed up, they were like, we 1477 01:29:24.920 --> 01:29:26.439 you don't know what you're talking about. He's just dead. 1478 01:29:27.600 --> 01:29:28.359 The whole town. 1479 01:29:30.399 --> 01:29:33.000 This guy was such a menace in the community that 1480 01:29:33.399 --> 01:29:37.760 the town got together killed him. Had to wait for 1481 01:29:37.800 --> 01:29:39.760 the highway patrol, that's how remote of a town it was. 1482 01:29:41.319 --> 01:29:43.399 And when the high patrol showed up to ask questions, 1483 01:29:43.439 --> 01:29:45.520 everybody was like, bag hell out of me. 1484 01:29:46.439 --> 01:29:47.520 He was a douchebag. 1485 01:29:48.239 --> 01:29:54.600 Next on a any small town justice. Yeah, I think 1486 01:29:54.640 --> 01:29:58.159 there's even a movie about it, if i'm if, I'm 1487 01:29:58.199 --> 01:30:01.039 not if I remember and know about this story because 1488 01:30:01.079 --> 01:30:04.399 it's near where I went to college, skid More, Missouri. 1489 01:30:05.960 --> 01:30:08.199 And so is he that bad? 1490 01:30:09.279 --> 01:30:09.319 Like? 1491 01:30:09.399 --> 01:30:12.319 What are we talking? Bullying? Right? They take your lunch money. 1492 01:30:13.239 --> 01:30:15.680 I don't know why that, because no bullion's okay, But 1493 01:30:16.079 --> 01:30:18.079 still I need to know the context of why you're 1494 01:30:18.119 --> 01:30:18.680 so jaded? 1495 01:30:19.359 --> 01:30:19.520 Right? 1496 01:30:19.840 --> 01:30:22.880 Well, did he get swirlies every day? Maybe some niggies? 1497 01:30:26.119 --> 01:30:28.239 A noogie hardly feels like it should be in the 1498 01:30:28.279 --> 01:30:29.800 same boat as a swirly. 1499 01:30:29.880 --> 01:30:34.680 Yeah, but a noogie every day? And I gotta be honest, Yeah, 1500 01:30:35.920 --> 01:30:39.960 I gotta be honest. I've never seen or heard of 1501 01:30:40.840 --> 01:30:46.359 anybody getting his swirly outside of movies. Right, he never 1502 01:30:46.439 --> 01:30:47.399 did it to your brother? Huh? 1503 01:30:47.960 --> 01:30:48.159 Brother? 1504 01:30:48.279 --> 01:30:50.880 Never did it to you? A swirly. Yeah no, he 1505 01:30:50.920 --> 01:30:54.159 would have to flip me upside down and then dip 1506 01:30:54.239 --> 01:30:56.560 me in a toilet and let go and flush it 1507 01:30:56.640 --> 01:30:59.640 at the same time. Yeah no, never happened. Huh no, 1508 01:31:00.039 --> 01:31:00.720 absolutely not. 1509 01:31:00.880 --> 01:31:01.359 You get one. 1510 01:31:01.560 --> 01:31:05.399 Oh yeah, oh yeah. It's not good though. To be fair, 1511 01:31:05.600 --> 01:31:08.520 your brother is the jolly green giant. That is, he 1512 01:31:08.600 --> 01:31:10.960 has always been that way. He's a massive human being. 1513 01:31:11.079 --> 01:31:13.760 I've always been smaller, so it was easy for him 1514 01:31:13.800 --> 01:31:16.840 to lift me up, flip me upside down, dunk me, 1515 01:31:17.239 --> 01:31:19.239 and flush all at the same time. Well what did 1516 01:31:19.279 --> 01:31:22.520 you do? Why? What did you do to deserve it? 1517 01:31:22.720 --> 01:31:25.680 I was I bet your brother would tell you no, 1518 01:31:25.880 --> 01:31:28.840 I bet he remembers exactly. And your brother is such 1519 01:31:28.840 --> 01:31:32.159 a nice guy. I just can't see him because I've 1520 01:31:32.279 --> 01:31:35.920 wrestled very little, not with your brother, and he's always 1521 01:31:36.000 --> 01:31:40.199 like eh, right, But you and I is different. Y'all 1522 01:31:40.279 --> 01:31:44.520 aren't related. He go all out, that's true, helds So 1523 01:31:44.600 --> 01:31:46.760 you're saying he holds back. He's just boosted my ego 1524 01:31:46.800 --> 01:31:50.880 a little bit. Sure, I appreciate that, man. 1525 01:31:52.039 --> 01:31:52.159 Uh. 1526 01:31:52.439 --> 01:31:55.199 Listener email from a guy whose buddy is excited that 1527 01:31:55.520 --> 01:32:00.960 the high school buddy sorry bully got fired. His wife 1528 01:32:01.039 --> 01:32:02.479 left him and he had to move back in with 1529 01:32:02.600 --> 01:32:05.840 his parents at thirty five, and that this guy has 1530 01:32:05.920 --> 01:32:09.039 lived rent free in his mind and he doesn't know 1531 01:32:09.399 --> 01:32:13.039 someone textan said, never relish in another's downfall. Definitely bad juju. 1532 01:32:14.840 --> 01:32:19.000 This says, sounds like you've been successful enough and had 1533 01:32:19.000 --> 01:32:21.359 a good enough, had enough good things in your life 1534 01:32:21.680 --> 01:32:24.199 that you don't have to waste your time celebrating somebody 1535 01:32:24.199 --> 01:32:26.760 else's bad time. Maybe your friend and the others from 1536 01:32:26.840 --> 01:32:29.560 high school don't have enough good in their life and 1537 01:32:29.680 --> 01:32:30.560 have to be petty. 1538 01:32:32.960 --> 01:32:36.039 This text geez, what on earth did this bully do? 1539 01:32:38.000 --> 01:32:42.319 What's the worst thing you've saw a bully do growing up? Lindsay, 1540 01:32:44.199 --> 01:32:47.840 I actually was bullied growing up. I think everything. 1541 01:32:48.640 --> 01:32:52.079 I had a girl that lived rent free in my 1542 01:32:52.199 --> 01:32:56.159 head for a long time, and it wasn't until we 1543 01:32:56.239 --> 01:33:00.439 were adults that she apologized to me and she said, 1544 01:33:00.520 --> 01:33:05.600 you know, I remember treating you like s in school 1545 01:33:05.720 --> 01:33:06.600 and I'm sorry for that. 1546 01:33:06.840 --> 01:33:09.239 Yeah. The question I'm asking is what did the bully do? 1547 01:33:12.119 --> 01:33:14.680 I mean, she would try to get like my boyfriend 1548 01:33:14.720 --> 01:33:19.199 to break up with me. She would just talk bad 1549 01:33:19.239 --> 01:33:23.399 about me behind my back, say untrue things, start rumors, 1550 01:33:23.479 --> 01:33:29.800 things like that. And it was for what because she 1551 01:33:29.960 --> 01:33:34.000 was just a jealous person and she was just unhappy. 1552 01:33:35.600 --> 01:33:37.279 So that was that. 1553 01:33:39.439 --> 01:33:46.119 I witnessed my kid get bullied a couple of years back. Yeah, 1554 01:33:46.199 --> 01:33:54.640 and I think for and that ended really quicklyby. 1555 01:33:52.520 --> 01:33:55.399 Do you remember what bullying was done to you? Like, 1556 01:33:55.720 --> 01:33:56.560 what the thing was? 1557 01:33:58.039 --> 01:33:58.079 Like? 1558 01:33:58.159 --> 01:34:00.279 What did I do to cause it? No, just the 1559 01:34:00.680 --> 01:34:03.239 actions of the bully, like lunch money, a lot of 1560 01:34:03.319 --> 01:34:05.479 lunch money getting stolen, those types of things. Lunch money 1561 01:34:05.560 --> 01:34:08.239 was never stolen. Nobody wants my forty cents from my 1562 01:34:08.359 --> 01:34:13.039 reduced to lunch, right, but stuffed in lockers plenty of times, 1563 01:34:13.319 --> 01:34:17.119 pushed for no reason, just walking down the hallway, got 1564 01:34:17.159 --> 01:34:19.760 your books in your hands, slap the top of the books, 1565 01:34:19.840 --> 01:34:22.079 they go all over the place. This is realist. That 1566 01:34:22.239 --> 01:34:24.439 actually happened to me. Now, just stuff that you see 1567 01:34:24.439 --> 01:34:27.560 in the movies. I'll never forget this cat named Walter, 1568 01:34:27.880 --> 01:34:29.760 who'd have thought that's probably why he was a bully 1569 01:34:29.760 --> 01:34:33.439 because his name was Walter. Grab my head, shove it 1570 01:34:33.720 --> 01:34:36.079 up his nor next to his bots, and fart in 1571 01:34:36.159 --> 01:34:41.359 my face. That feels a little different and more intense 1572 01:34:41.479 --> 01:34:44.960 than what Lindsay's describing happened to her. You know, bullies 1573 01:34:45.079 --> 01:34:48.199 range differently in different images. Is the point I'm trying 1574 01:34:48.239 --> 01:34:48.560 to make it. 1575 01:34:48.840 --> 01:34:50.880 Do you think that you got bullied? Was it because 1576 01:34:51.119 --> 01:34:54.199 of the look your hand. 1577 01:34:55.560 --> 01:35:02.159 Kind of surround that a little bit? Absolutely? Yes, yes, absolutely. 1578 01:35:02.239 --> 01:35:05.720 I was not rich, I was not cool. I didn't 1579 01:35:05.760 --> 01:35:09.359 have the cool clothes. I was an easy target. I 1580 01:35:09.479 --> 01:35:12.479 was an easy target. And what did I do? I 1581 01:35:12.720 --> 01:35:16.119 found easier targets than me because I had to take 1582 01:35:16.199 --> 01:35:19.319 my rage out from what Walter and Keith did out 1583 01:35:19.399 --> 01:35:23.760 on a kid named Sean and Lloyd. Lloyd, he like 1584 01:35:23.840 --> 01:35:25.840 to say to him, the kid that came to school 1585 01:35:25.920 --> 01:35:28.640 wearing a pair of Pizza Hut pants. There's no lie. 1586 01:35:29.800 --> 01:35:33.600 They had logos at Pizza Hut on there's somebody's uniform. Yeah, 1587 01:35:33.680 --> 01:35:38.840 but someone's uniform, yeah really ageah Goodwill kids, that's where 1588 01:35:38.880 --> 01:35:42.039 they got him. Know, if I see Pizzahu pants of 1589 01:35:42.079 --> 01:35:45.560 good Will, I'm snatching him up. That sounds awesome. These 1590 01:35:45.600 --> 01:35:48.479 were gray and you can see the grease stains and yeah, yeah, 1591 01:35:48.720 --> 01:35:52.239 so yeah, bullying's not It's not cool now, of course. 1592 01:35:52.760 --> 01:35:54.800 I mean I got books slapped out of my hand. 1593 01:35:56.079 --> 01:35:58.960 I remember getting like tried to push it into a locker, 1594 01:35:59.399 --> 01:36:04.199 but it happen. Uh people tease and teasing and making 1595 01:36:04.279 --> 01:36:07.399 fun of and cattiness, and that that feels like school. 1596 01:36:07.880 --> 01:36:11.279 That's yeah. I would say that getting your head grabbed 1597 01:36:11.760 --> 01:36:16.239 and rammed near another man's rectum to feel his flatulence 1598 01:36:17.840 --> 01:36:22.920 is bullying. No, if there's no debate. There took everything 1599 01:36:22.960 --> 01:36:24.680 I had not to throw up on the bus that day. 1600 01:36:25.039 --> 01:36:28.159 Oh that bad. Huh fibers kid, huh man, it was bad, 1601 01:36:28.239 --> 01:36:31.760 and everybody laughed, thought it was hilarious. And then there 1602 01:36:31.800 --> 01:36:34.159 I am just sitting on the bus like, oh god, 1603 01:36:34.640 --> 01:36:35.479 I can still. 1604 01:36:36.399 --> 01:36:41.159 Taste it now, getting uh like punched thought that that, 1605 01:36:41.279 --> 01:36:44.119 of course is not okay and bullying right, Not that 1606 01:36:44.279 --> 01:36:48.199 teasing and making fun is okay, but the idea of 1607 01:36:49.520 --> 01:36:53.640 taking lunch money that's obviously not okay any type of assault, 1608 01:36:55.159 --> 01:36:56.199 right right? 1609 01:36:57.039 --> 01:36:57.159 Uh. 1610 01:36:57.399 --> 01:36:59.399 This says bullies are bullies in high school because they 1611 01:36:59.439 --> 01:37:02.560 have no comp worth. Everyone knows that this guy has 1612 01:37:02.600 --> 01:37:04.359 become the bully as a grown up. 1613 01:37:04.479 --> 01:37:04.960 Wonder why. 1614 01:37:05.479 --> 01:37:07.600 I Mean, I don't think you're wrong, but I think 1615 01:37:07.880 --> 01:37:10.680 being a bully in high school is not something people dean. 1616 01:37:11.640 --> 01:37:14.399 They're like, today, I'm gonna be the bully, right. I 1617 01:37:14.680 --> 01:37:18.960 think that's a one sided thought process. The person doing 1618 01:37:19.039 --> 01:37:21.359 it doesn't know they're being they bully. They think there's 1619 01:37:21.399 --> 01:37:22.359 something else happening. 1620 01:37:22.399 --> 01:37:24.720 They're just trying to be cool, trying to be funny, 1621 01:37:25.079 --> 01:37:29.880 trying to assert their dominance, maybe get attention. Right. As 1622 01:37:29.920 --> 01:37:31.479 far as no confidence, I don't know a lot of 1623 01:37:31.560 --> 01:37:35.359 kids in high school that have confidence. Oh man, if 1624 01:37:35.439 --> 01:37:39.680 you are, let's just say, the stereotypical jock, you know, 1625 01:37:40.359 --> 01:37:44.880 kind of taller, little muscular, probably got some long flowing hair. 1626 01:37:45.479 --> 01:37:48.479 You've got all, you've got the hot chicks. You know, 1627 01:37:49.279 --> 01:37:50.439 you've got the confidence. 1628 01:37:50.520 --> 01:37:50.960 You know that. 1629 01:37:51.399 --> 01:37:53.560 I think that's a mistake to think that. I think 1630 01:37:53.600 --> 01:37:56.840 it's you may have the you may feel pressure that 1631 01:37:56.920 --> 01:37:59.800 you've got to do that. You may think I'm being fake, 1632 01:38:00.079 --> 01:38:02.760 like to imply that just because they have the things 1633 01:38:02.840 --> 01:38:05.239 you think are desirable, it does not mean that they 1634 01:38:05.279 --> 01:38:05.960 have confidence. 1635 01:38:07.479 --> 01:38:10.800 Maybe it's hard to be the star of the football team. 1636 01:38:11.800 --> 01:38:14.920 How would you know? I don't. I just from what 1637 01:38:15.000 --> 01:38:16.520 I saw my bully. 1638 01:38:17.279 --> 01:38:19.880 My bully out me in the hospital thirteen years ago 1639 01:38:19.960 --> 01:38:25.279 and almost killed me. Yeah, because well, out me is 1640 01:38:25.319 --> 01:38:28.399 a thing too Well. I didn't think about that, But 1641 01:38:28.600 --> 01:38:30.399 I think you're right, that's got to be a mistype 1642 01:38:31.840 --> 01:38:34.279 or the gee yeah listener email from a guy who 1643 01:38:34.840 --> 01:38:37.199 Buddy is celeb I'm gonna we are way long. So 1644 01:38:37.880 --> 01:38:42.119 Buddy is celebrating that their bully from high school is 1645 01:38:42.199 --> 01:38:43.399 having a downfall. 1646 01:38:43.039 --> 01:38:43.520 In his life. 1647 01:38:43.760 --> 01:38:46.439 Lost his job, wife left him, has to move him 1648 01:38:46.439 --> 01:38:48.720 back with his parents. This guy's trying to figure out 1649 01:38:49.159 --> 01:38:52.039 why are we celebrating this? He thinks it's kind of 1650 01:38:52.079 --> 01:38:54.119 weird to let this guy live rint free? Am I 1651 01:38:54.199 --> 01:38:54.720 the weird one? 1652 01:38:54.880 --> 01:38:58.319 Not wanting to celebrate this guy's Downfaul lindsay, I like 1653 01:38:58.439 --> 01:39:00.279 this text here. 1654 01:39:00.399 --> 01:39:03.119 Respect and acknowledge the karma, don't celebrate it. 1655 01:39:04.640 --> 01:39:05.199 That's enough. 1656 01:39:07.720 --> 01:39:09.680 Don't need to celebrate the guy's downfall. 1657 01:39:12.239 --> 01:39:14.359 What does that mean? Respect and acknowledge the karma? 1658 01:39:14.720 --> 01:39:18.479 Yeah, karma finally came back to this guy after all 1659 01:39:18.520 --> 01:39:19.960 the years of bullying and torment. 1660 01:39:20.399 --> 01:39:22.199 You think no other bad things happened. 1661 01:39:21.920 --> 01:39:24.840 To the guy, not that you noticed. 1662 01:39:25.560 --> 01:39:27.800 You didn't see it. Now you've so now it's karma 1663 01:39:27.920 --> 01:39:28.720 because you noticed it. 1664 01:39:28.880 --> 01:39:29.680 Well you've seen it. 1665 01:39:30.119 --> 01:39:32.840 Huh. Gimby, you got word of all that stuff that 1666 01:39:32.840 --> 01:39:36.840 I have to do. Just just just leave it alone. Man, 1667 01:39:37.840 --> 01:39:40.239 Your friend's weird, Yes, and he wants to relish in 1668 01:39:40.319 --> 01:39:43.720 somebody else's downfall and think if that what if that 1669 01:39:43.920 --> 01:39:46.399 was you? What if what if you were the person 1670 01:39:46.479 --> 01:39:49.039 that lost your job and your wife left you and 1671 01:39:49.119 --> 01:39:50.880 you have to move back in with your parents. You 1672 01:39:50.880 --> 01:39:54.279 wouldn't want anybody throwing a party for because of that, 1673 01:39:54.920 --> 01:39:57.720 you know, because you went through your going through tough times. 1674 01:39:58.680 --> 01:40:00.880 Whether you believe in karma or not, or bad juju 1675 01:40:01.039 --> 01:40:04.640 or whatever it is, it's just it's just not cool, man. 1676 01:40:05.079 --> 01:40:08.239 And in my opinion, if your friend wants to throw 1677 01:40:08.319 --> 01:40:11.039 a party, let him throw the party. That's how he 1678 01:40:11.159 --> 01:40:14.239 wants to do it. All that stuff comes around, but 1679 01:40:14.520 --> 01:40:16.640 you don't have to partake in it. If you don't 1680 01:40:16.640 --> 01:40:18.199 agree with it, don't partake in it. 1681 01:40:19.439 --> 01:40:26.000 Yeah, the past is gone, but this guy continues to 1682 01:40:26.520 --> 01:40:28.239 relive the pain by replaying it. 1683 01:40:29.239 --> 01:40:35.920 That's why he's celebrating Ugh, twenty years of the same movie. Man. 1684 01:40:37.439 --> 01:40:39.439 I like shawshing, but there's times I'm like, I don't 1685 01:40:39.439 --> 01:40:43.880 need to watch this again. This guy is asking for drama. 1686 01:40:44.199 --> 01:40:48.159 What's he gonna be like now that box checked over? 1687 01:40:48.640 --> 01:40:48.800 Now? 1688 01:40:48.880 --> 01:40:53.399 What no way, dude, I time to get away from that. 1689 01:40:54.079 --> 01:40:56.239 That is no way to carry that on. I'm sure 1690 01:40:56.520 --> 01:40:58.880 the time's gone by. There's many things that have gone 1691 01:40:58.880 --> 01:41:02.279 on that have excelled your life. We gotta take a break. 1692 01:41:02.319 --> 01:41:05.520 We'll be back if you're listening to the Big Man 1693 01:41:05.640 --> 01:41:06.239 Morning Show. 1694 01:41:06.359 --> 01:41:08.760 Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. 1695 01:41:09.000 --> 01:41:14.399 Happy porn Star birthday two Dakota James, who's turning thirty 1696 01:41:14.479 --> 01:41:20.520 two today. She makes Alaska proud in Backseat Bangers, Corrupt 1697 01:41:20.920 --> 01:41:26.760 Schoolgirls ten and Lock It Good Too. When she started, 1698 01:41:26.840 --> 01:41:31.159 she was dubbed Porn's next it girl, and she's also 1699 01:41:31.279 --> 01:41:33.319 worked as a bikini barista. 1700 01:41:34.319 --> 01:41:37.720 Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning Corban. Keep listening for 1701 01:41:37.880 --> 01:41:40.399 your keyword to rock the bank. It's your chance to 1702 01:41:40.560 --> 01:41:48.600 score one thousand. Cabbage. It's another word for cash. Oh okay, 1703 01:41:48.800 --> 01:41:52.359 hit sir, not the end, cool kids, Babbage. Yeah, if 1704 01:41:52.399 --> 01:41:54.079 you missed it, it's okay. You got plenty of chances 1705 01:41:54.119 --> 01:41:57.680 throughout the day, all right, get you some money, time 1706 01:41:57.720 --> 01:41:59.840 to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to ask 1707 01:42:00.079 --> 01:42:03.479 anything you want. Just remember, keep it clean, no bodily fluids, 1708 01:42:03.720 --> 01:42:05.399 nothing sexual, and don't forget. 1709 01:42:05.560 --> 01:42:07.319 We can't and will pass on a question. 1710 01:42:07.560 --> 01:42:09.600 Let's open up the phone lines. Here's Corvin in the 1711 01:42:09.640 --> 01:42:13.640 gang with all the truth. You're gonna need all right 1712 01:42:13.720 --> 01:42:15.000 to tell the truth, your chance to get to know 1713 01:42:15.079 --> 01:42:19.640 the show, Benner, ask any question that you want. I 1714 01:42:19.800 --> 01:42:22.079 saw this and it was so funny to me. I 1715 01:42:22.279 --> 01:42:23.840 started going down the rabbit hole. 1716 01:42:25.279 --> 01:42:28.319 Who is a celebrity that everyone finds attractive that you 1717 01:42:28.560 --> 01:42:31.000 just don't get You don't think they're attractive? 1718 01:42:31.439 --> 01:42:32.159 Johnny Jap. 1719 01:42:33.600 --> 01:42:36.600 Do people think he's attractive? Yeah, it's not the accessories 1720 01:42:36.640 --> 01:42:36.880 that do. 1721 01:42:36.960 --> 01:42:38.199 It, right. 1722 01:42:38.479 --> 01:42:39.920 The eyeliner, Yeah, I don't like. 1723 01:42:40.359 --> 01:42:41.399 I don't like eyeliner. 1724 01:42:41.600 --> 01:42:48.159 I don't like you guys. Yeah, right, gim be, who's that? 1725 01:42:49.239 --> 01:42:53.560 Who's that blonde with the pointy face? Olive Oil? No, 1726 01:42:55.880 --> 01:43:02.079 no it's not, it's not. Uh, Gwyneth Paltrow? That Yeah, 1727 01:43:02.640 --> 01:43:05.720 I think that's it. Do people find her attractive? I 1728 01:43:05.800 --> 01:43:21.119 think hmm huh. Chrissy Teagan, Okay, yeah, she gets done 1729 01:43:21.159 --> 01:43:23.920 up well, But that is she attractive? I don't think so. 1730 01:43:24.239 --> 01:43:28.920 Yeah, it's kind of she's cutesy. She can be also, 1731 01:43:29.439 --> 01:43:31.199 she can be kind of mousey hooking. 1732 01:43:33.720 --> 01:43:37.640 Uh yeah. She can wear makeup good, and to me, 1733 01:43:37.720 --> 01:43:40.119 those are two very different things. You can a lot 1734 01:43:40.159 --> 01:43:42.560 of people can put makeup on and look pretty, right. 1735 01:43:46.279 --> 01:43:49.880 You can polish certain things to make them be shiny. 1736 01:43:52.840 --> 01:43:57.039 She Uh, you know what I believe. So what is 1737 01:43:57.159 --> 01:43:59.680 she trying to find out? I believe that's not something 1738 01:43:59.680 --> 01:44:03.760 I really stay on top of. Just looking at her 1739 01:44:04.880 --> 01:44:07.000 trying to guess her ethnicity. Not like it's a bad 1740 01:44:07.039 --> 01:44:09.479 thing or anything. No, I'm just because she I think 1741 01:44:09.560 --> 01:44:21.439 I find her attractive. What's your favorite song nobody knows about? Wait, 1742 01:44:21.560 --> 01:44:23.159 let's get over here and again. 1743 01:44:24.560 --> 01:44:28.119 Man that no one knows about? 1744 01:44:28.399 --> 01:44:29.640 I mean, let's use that. 1745 01:44:29.720 --> 01:44:32.199 Let's clean that word up that a lot of people 1746 01:44:32.239 --> 01:44:35.600 wouldn't know about. I think nobody is an impossible statement 1747 01:44:37.399 --> 01:44:39.920 because somebody. You had to have heard it from somewhere 1748 01:44:40.039 --> 01:44:44.560 or somebody, so nobody would be not accurate. But what's 1749 01:44:44.600 --> 01:44:48.000 your favorite song that you think nobody knows about it? 1750 01:44:50.760 --> 01:44:51.199 I like that. 1751 01:44:51.319 --> 01:44:52.680 Where's my husband's song? 1752 01:44:53.800 --> 01:44:55.560 I love that you say that, like we know and 1753 01:44:55.680 --> 01:44:57.800 the question is about songs no one knows? 1754 01:44:58.079 --> 01:44:58.199 Right? 1755 01:45:02.399 --> 01:45:07.399 Yeah, I mean if you only listen to Gamod, then 1756 01:45:07.520 --> 01:45:10.039 you would know that song by ray. 1757 01:45:11.119 --> 01:45:19.039 But then if it's on Camod, Okay, I'm confused. Sorry, 1758 01:45:19.079 --> 01:45:22.239 I'm getting my song ready. Uh, this is what I think. 1759 01:45:22.279 --> 01:45:24.000 I played this before on the show. 1760 01:45:29.720 --> 01:45:30.640 I like this band a lot. 1761 01:45:32.119 --> 01:45:50.079 Ko Jones technically a guy. He's no Paris Jackson. But 1762 01:45:51.720 --> 01:45:54.000 what do you got there? GIMPI there's a lot to 1763 01:45:54.159 --> 01:45:58.800 choose from, right, just because it's the last one that 1764 01:45:58.880 --> 01:46:01.359 I was scrolling through and I and Don Cooper Allen's 1765 01:46:01.399 --> 01:46:06.560 can't dance? Okay, Yeah, Cooper Allen is uh he started 1766 01:46:06.600 --> 01:46:08.840 off on the ticket docks and he's kind of grown 1767 01:46:08.880 --> 01:46:10.640 a little bit. I got to see him at the 1768 01:46:10.680 --> 01:46:13.720 Canes Ballroom. He was at the Tulsa State Fair last year. 1769 01:46:14.319 --> 01:46:17.520 And uh yeah that that the ball lines. That song 1770 01:46:17.600 --> 01:46:23.359 is a good'n. That song's a good' uh. Yeah. 1771 01:46:23.520 --> 01:46:26.079 The problem with me is once I played for somebody always, 1772 01:46:26.159 --> 01:46:30.359 then it's gone for me. And I'm trying to think 1773 01:46:30.399 --> 01:46:34.199 of like like not knowing m h that I think 1774 01:46:34.279 --> 01:46:37.399 no one knows. I think that's really tough. Bumbasaurus is 1775 01:46:37.399 --> 01:46:40.399 another good one. He got a song called Strutton that's. 1776 01:46:40.279 --> 01:46:46.399 Awesome to tell the truth. Have you ever been stood up? 1777 01:46:46.640 --> 01:46:48.720 Or what was the worst date ever? 1778 01:46:50.039 --> 01:46:56.279 Lindsay, worst state ever for me was probably in high school. 1779 01:46:56.840 --> 01:47:00.279 It was a blind date. Someone I met in a 1780 01:47:00.399 --> 01:47:09.920 chat room and yeah, well I went to opposite high school, 1781 01:47:11.479 --> 01:47:15.279 met in a chat room. Explain, yeah on AOL chat 1782 01:47:15.359 --> 01:47:19.239 rooms when the internet it was like nineteen nineties. 1783 01:47:20.000 --> 01:47:22.640 Yeah, yeah, No, I know what chat rooms are. I'm 1784 01:47:22.720 --> 01:47:25.319 curious to like the setup in the arrangement and like, 1785 01:47:25.600 --> 01:47:27.880 have you been talking to this guy? Like the details 1786 01:47:27.960 --> 01:47:28.880 is what I'm curious about. 1787 01:47:29.479 --> 01:47:33.359 I we had just like gotten the Internet at home, 1788 01:47:34.079 --> 01:47:36.119 so it was like a big deal to like go 1789 01:47:36.279 --> 01:47:40.680 into chat rooms. And I had found out that one 1790 01:47:40.760 --> 01:47:43.840 of the one of the a guy I met in 1791 01:47:43.960 --> 01:47:47.640 a chat room had gone to a rival, ring, rival 1792 01:47:48.039 --> 01:47:49.000 ring high school. 1793 01:47:49.479 --> 01:47:49.760 Rival. 1794 01:47:50.319 --> 01:47:55.680 Yeah. Yes, And we talked for a couple of weeks 1795 01:47:56.600 --> 01:47:59.319 after school, for about I don't know, a half hour 1796 01:47:59.439 --> 01:48:01.479 or so and n till our house phone would ring 1797 01:48:02.960 --> 01:48:07.560 and would break up the internet connection. And he had 1798 01:48:07.600 --> 01:48:09.399 asked me if I wanted to go to dinner meet 1799 01:48:09.479 --> 01:48:12.640 up for dinner one night on a Friday, and I 1800 01:48:12.760 --> 01:48:16.000 said sure, and I had my driver's license. So I 1801 01:48:16.239 --> 01:48:20.279 met him at a restaurant and I was like, oh boy, 1802 01:48:20.479 --> 01:48:23.840 this is not at all what I picture imagined it 1803 01:48:23.960 --> 01:48:29.960 to be. And I made an excuse to leave, and 1804 01:48:30.079 --> 01:48:33.720 I did didn't even order a meal, didn't even stay 1805 01:48:33.720 --> 01:48:34.840 long enough to order a meal. 1806 01:48:36.640 --> 01:48:41.479 Kim Bey, I've had a number of them. I think 1807 01:48:41.560 --> 01:48:46.319 the worst one was like we went out and I 1808 01:48:46.439 --> 01:48:50.960 had a few drinks whatever, and then go back Little 1809 01:48:51.000 --> 01:48:56.039 Residents to have some fun. And that's when the smell 1810 01:48:56.119 --> 01:48:59.760 of boiled cabbage permeated the room. And then I had 1811 01:48:59.800 --> 01:49:06.319 to because Daddy don't eat no cabbage rolls. Yeah, people 1812 01:49:06.399 --> 01:49:07.520 cook cabbage. It stinks. 1813 01:49:12.000 --> 01:49:15.520 The only one that comes to mind. It was barely 1814 01:49:15.600 --> 01:49:18.359 a date. It was just like an like let's meet 1815 01:49:18.399 --> 01:49:20.399 and talk type of thing. 1816 01:49:21.560 --> 01:49:21.680 Uh. 1817 01:49:21.800 --> 01:49:27.560 And it was somebody semi famous, I would say, d 1818 01:49:27.760 --> 01:49:30.920 level famous. Okay, And I think they thought I was 1819 01:49:31.039 --> 01:49:36.439 taller than I was because the moment, because they were 1820 01:49:36.560 --> 01:49:39.359 much taller than me, I did obviously I didn't care. 1821 01:49:40.119 --> 01:49:46.520 And uh yeah it was not awesome like I tried 1822 01:49:46.520 --> 01:49:48.119 to because I'm pretty good at small talk. 1823 01:49:47.960 --> 01:49:53.479 When I need to be and nothing, nothing, nothing, And 1824 01:49:53.560 --> 01:49:55.000 I was like, do you just should be just in this? 1825 01:49:56.520 --> 01:49:59.920 That would be fine. Okay, that sounds good, I'll pay 1826 01:50:00.279 --> 01:50:04.159 just go. Uh what's your favorite soup? 1827 01:50:04.600 --> 01:50:11.359 Oh a lot all of them. I like broccoli cheese. 1828 01:50:12.399 --> 01:50:14.600 Of the things we've ever brought up on this show, 1829 01:50:15.840 --> 01:50:19.199 I don't know if I've heard you get more electrified. 1830 01:50:20.840 --> 01:50:22.640 Especially so much. 1831 01:50:22.960 --> 01:50:28.319 I know, oh man, and I love making soups, so 1832 01:50:28.479 --> 01:50:33.399 it's it's tough. I make a mean baked potato soup. Mmm, 1833 01:50:33.920 --> 01:50:36.439 tomato bisk It's really yummy. 1834 01:50:36.760 --> 01:50:38.479 Yeah, what's your favorite soup? 1835 01:50:41.640 --> 01:50:43.199 Probably baked potato. 1836 01:50:42.920 --> 01:50:53.159 Soup, gimpie. I guess it's gonna be probably chicken noodle, 1837 01:50:53.840 --> 01:50:57.920 not like the Campbell's where it's just the oversaturated salts 1838 01:50:58.000 --> 01:51:00.560 and the thin noodles and the little you're not white sirrup. 1839 01:51:00.560 --> 01:51:04.279 It's chicken or not, but like a good chunky guy 1840 01:51:04.439 --> 01:51:07.199 with the vegetables and the what nots Chowder is not 1841 01:51:07.359 --> 01:51:09.960 really a soup, is it? Because it's a chowder, right. 1842 01:51:10.720 --> 01:51:12.720 It still counts, does it? Yeah? 1843 01:51:13.520 --> 01:51:15.800 Because I do like me some clam chowder. I get 1844 01:51:15.880 --> 01:51:17.880 down on that. But when it comes to like, like, 1845 01:51:18.000 --> 01:51:19.880 let's just say, I go to the grocery store and 1846 01:51:19.960 --> 01:51:22.000 I'm standing in the soup aisle and I'm like, what 1847 01:51:22.359 --> 01:51:25.199 soup do I want? It's gonna be one of those two. 1848 01:51:28.279 --> 01:51:29.720 Do you want me to be honest or do you 1849 01:51:29.800 --> 01:51:34.920 want me to stir the pie? Wow? I think honesty 1850 01:51:35.000 --> 01:51:38.479 is the best policy, But that's just me, right, I 1851 01:51:38.560 --> 01:51:39.399 don't really have one. 1852 01:51:40.319 --> 01:51:44.159 I come a go, I did fine with I've never 1853 01:51:44.399 --> 01:51:47.399 I don't share the same sympathy for soup or affection 1854 01:51:47.479 --> 01:51:49.680 I should save for soup that Lindsay does. I got 1855 01:51:49.720 --> 01:51:51.800 nothing against him. I got a nothing against Lindsay love 1856 01:51:51.840 --> 01:51:56.079 and soup. They're soup there great, But I'm rarely like, 1857 01:51:56.159 --> 01:51:57.039 you know, what would be good? 1858 01:51:58.159 --> 01:51:59.720 Some soup? Right? 1859 01:52:01.760 --> 01:52:03.720 And most time, if if soup, I'm like, are we 1860 01:52:03.800 --> 01:52:07.159 doing a sandwich too? I'm more excited about the sandwich scenario. 1861 01:52:07.840 --> 01:52:10.399 The only time I ever eat soup is when I'm sick, 1862 01:52:11.279 --> 01:52:14.159 you know, even if it's cold outside, I'd rather have 1863 01:52:14.319 --> 01:52:21.760 chili than a soup. I think it's when somebody asks 1864 01:52:21.840 --> 01:52:25.600 for it. Because I make a lasagna soup. It's pretty good, okay, 1865 01:52:26.359 --> 01:52:28.960 but I only make it when someone asks chicken noodle 1866 01:52:29.000 --> 01:52:33.520 soup only when someone asks. I don't ever do can soup. 1867 01:52:33.760 --> 01:52:34.880 I never do soup in the can. 1868 01:52:35.640 --> 01:52:35.960 Hmmm. 1869 01:52:38.800 --> 01:52:41.800 I don't want to say ever, but rarely, specially case, 1870 01:52:41.920 --> 01:52:45.159 especially like I've been out drinking, come home, You're like, 1871 01:52:45.239 --> 01:52:49.840 let's have some soup in the can. But to stir 1872 01:52:49.960 --> 01:52:53.640 the pot, it would be chili would be the answer. 1873 01:52:57.239 --> 01:52:59.640 But as chili as soup, I don't get that's not 1874 01:52:59.720 --> 01:53:03.279 that that's not the question. We won't even go down 1875 01:53:03.319 --> 01:53:04.119 the bean route. 1876 01:53:07.119 --> 01:53:09.560 To tell the truth of asking any question you want 1877 01:53:10.000 --> 01:53:13.159 get to know the show better. Can marriage last without sex? 1878 01:53:17.840 --> 01:53:28.319 Maybe? Maybe? Hey? Yeah, yeah, you can always masturbate? 1879 01:53:30.359 --> 01:53:31.319 Is masturbating sex? 1880 01:53:31.880 --> 01:53:36.600 I mean for yourself, is it sex? No, it's masturbation. 1881 01:53:38.000 --> 01:53:40.640 But my urge isn't based on sex. 1882 01:53:44.680 --> 01:53:46.640 Gimpy. I'm gonna have to hold a lot of those 1883 01:53:46.720 --> 01:53:50.039 thoughts until after the show for the podcast because I've 1884 01:53:50.119 --> 01:53:53.479 got questions that fall in those lines. But I am 1885 01:53:53.600 --> 01:53:57.840 going to say Lindsay's right, Yes, maybe possibly if that's 1886 01:53:57.880 --> 01:54:00.159 what you guys agree to, or an end to you, 1887 01:54:00.520 --> 01:54:04.439 because not everybody's wired that way, not everybody. Sex isn't 1888 01:54:04.439 --> 01:54:07.239 important to everyone, and it's important to a lot of people, 1889 01:54:07.359 --> 01:54:09.880 but there's some people that just it's just not their 1890 01:54:10.000 --> 01:54:14.600 bag and they do it every now and again. For me, personally, 1891 01:54:15.039 --> 01:54:16.000 no chance in hell. 1892 01:54:19.039 --> 01:54:22.560 The answer is yes, of course it can, because there's 1893 01:54:22.560 --> 01:54:25.039 going to come a time in your life where you can't. 1894 01:54:26.920 --> 01:54:34.279 Or or or you won't want to because of medical reasons, 1895 01:54:34.600 --> 01:54:37.279 you're sick, your partner's unable to. 1896 01:54:39.159 --> 01:54:41.760 And I would like to think that if your partners 1897 01:54:41.800 --> 01:54:48.840 in a car accident or in a coma. You're still married, hey, 1898 01:54:49.119 --> 01:54:51.079 and you're not having sex with them. 1899 01:54:54.079 --> 01:54:58.800 Don't let a little coma get in the way. I 1900 01:54:58.880 --> 01:55:02.239 think the sentences comma, don't let a little comma get 1901 01:55:02.279 --> 01:55:09.199 in the way. Sure you missed an m Sure, Doc, 1902 01:55:09.279 --> 01:55:12.800 you're gonna have to leave. I let a little koma 1903 01:55:12.880 --> 01:55:13.319 slow me. 1904 01:55:13.439 --> 01:55:16.640 Down, ruin this marriage. 1905 01:55:18.399 --> 01:55:22.239 This might be the creepiest text we've gotten in a while. 1906 01:55:22.720 --> 01:55:25.039 And I'll see if you can figure out why to 1907 01:55:25.119 --> 01:55:28.880 tell the truth. What would your be your favorite bedroom song? 1908 01:55:29.520 --> 01:55:33.760 Mine is Slayer by Bryce Savage. I think Lindsay would 1909 01:55:33.840 --> 01:55:42.079 really love this. Oh god, yeah, creepy, Uh, Lindsey, what 1910 01:55:42.239 --> 01:55:45.239 is your favorite bedroom song? I'm gonna go ahead and 1911 01:55:45.359 --> 01:55:49.520 pass because you don't want people having sex with themselves? 1912 01:55:49.600 --> 01:55:54.399 Do your song? Maybe you don't have time. I'm not gonna, 1913 01:55:54.640 --> 01:55:56.319 you know, obviously, make you say what it is. But 1914 01:55:56.359 --> 01:55:58.000 why are you passing? What's the reasoning? 1915 01:55:59.279 --> 01:55:59.479 Ah? 1916 01:56:00.359 --> 01:56:06.640 I I for that question alone, for that person saying 1917 01:56:06.680 --> 01:56:10.840 I might like that Brice Savage song, I need them 1918 01:56:10.920 --> 01:56:12.560 to know what my favorite song is. 1919 01:56:13.439 --> 01:56:20.000 Okay, Kimpi, I can't think of one off the top 1920 01:56:20.079 --> 01:56:24.319 of my head. Just reaching must be doing something right, 1921 01:56:24.399 --> 01:56:28.920 Billy crnkon Oh it's slow, it's country. It kind of 1922 01:56:29.000 --> 01:56:34.319 sets the mood. Yeah, I can't tell you the last 1923 01:56:34.359 --> 01:56:37.600 time I threw some tunes on to have the sex though. 1924 01:56:38.600 --> 01:56:44.239 Really yeah, when it was young kids, teenage kids or teenagers, 1925 01:56:44.600 --> 01:56:47.119 you know, when I was a teenager my early twenties, 1926 01:56:47.239 --> 01:56:50.439 that was a thing, right, turn that music on? Right, 1927 01:56:50.600 --> 01:56:56.880 But not so much anymore, I. 1928 01:57:00.279 --> 01:57:05.720 By genuine, I don't know huh about any time any place, 1929 01:57:05.840 --> 01:57:11.880 Jan Jackson, I don't. Let's two things. One, I'm gonna 1930 01:57:11.880 --> 01:57:13.840 take a little page out of Lindsay's book. I ain't 1931 01:57:13.920 --> 01:57:16.680 sharing what I my private song is with my wife. 1932 01:57:17.359 --> 01:57:19.079 Do nod your head, Lindsay, you didn't give that answer. 1933 01:57:22.439 --> 01:57:26.520 And two, I want to say a song that when 1934 01:57:26.520 --> 01:57:28.199 you hear it, you'll think about me having sex, and 1935 01:57:28.239 --> 01:57:34.920 I don't want to ruin it for me. Criminal by 1936 01:57:35.039 --> 01:57:35.960 Fiona Apple. 1937 01:57:39.560 --> 01:57:43.920 What's your earliest memory, Lindsay, what's your earliest memory? 1938 01:57:49.439 --> 01:57:56.239 Sitting going to SeaWorld on my golden birthday at four 1939 01:57:56.319 --> 01:58:03.880 years old and being chosen to sit on baby Shamou the. 1940 01:58:03.960 --> 01:58:09.560 Whale is there like a picture of it? Or yeah? 1941 01:58:10.920 --> 01:58:13.960 And I got a pink Mickey mouse t shirt on. 1942 01:58:14.640 --> 01:58:15.640 Were you in the water? 1943 01:58:16.119 --> 01:58:16.319 Yeah? 1944 01:58:16.920 --> 01:58:17.159 Wow? 1945 01:58:17.399 --> 01:58:18.239 Had you sit on? Said? 1946 01:58:18.279 --> 01:58:23.840 Well, my feet were dangling in the water. 1947 01:58:24.119 --> 01:58:30.920 Okay, yeah, okay, GIMPI. I I know I was living 1948 01:58:30.920 --> 01:58:32.600 in California. It's I don't want to say it was 1949 01:58:32.640 --> 01:58:36.800 probably about fine. But my parents they got together when 1950 01:58:36.800 --> 01:58:38.920 I was seven, six or seven, so I think it 1951 01:58:38.960 --> 01:58:42.399 was like four or five. And it's me and my 1952 01:58:42.479 --> 01:58:48.439 brother with a babysitter, and we're down at the pool 1953 01:58:48.520 --> 01:58:52.479 apartment pools and my brother's splashing around doing his thing, 1954 01:58:53.359 --> 01:58:55.479 and then I'm sitting there on the edge of the 1955 01:58:55.560 --> 01:58:58.720 pool and I had a little Smurm smurf toy and 1956 01:58:58.840 --> 01:59:01.319 the smurf toy fell in the water, so I went 1957 01:59:01.399 --> 01:59:05.960 after it and then next thing you know, I'm out 1958 01:59:06.000 --> 01:59:10.760 of the water. I am not someone who believes that 1959 01:59:10.800 --> 01:59:14.760 you remember things from that young of age. A couple 1960 01:59:14.800 --> 01:59:15.239 of reasons. 1961 01:59:15.319 --> 01:59:20.520 Your brain's not developing wired correctly yet too language, so 1962 01:59:20.640 --> 01:59:21.800 you remember fractions of things. 1963 01:59:21.840 --> 01:59:23.960 A lot of those things are fueled by photos. With 1964 01:59:24.079 --> 01:59:25.399 that being said, I don't. 1965 01:59:25.239 --> 01:59:28.560 Remember the age I was, but I remember being in 1966 01:59:28.720 --> 01:59:33.039 my uncle my uncle's van on a boat ramp because 1967 01:59:33.039 --> 01:59:35.840 I loved vans for whatever reason. A kid would love 1968 01:59:36.000 --> 01:59:39.560 a certain type of car and faking driving, And somehow 1969 01:59:39.640 --> 01:59:42.000 I got it in neutral and it started sliding down 1970 01:59:42.039 --> 01:59:45.199 the boat ramp and my uncle had to jump in 1971 01:59:45.319 --> 01:59:47.520 push me out of the way and put in reverse. 1972 01:59:47.840 --> 01:59:49.640 I'm sorry, I put it in stop and park it right, 1973 01:59:50.119 --> 01:59:53.680 and obviously I was upset, and there was some damage 1974 01:59:53.680 --> 01:59:55.359 done to the tires, and my dad had to replace 1975 01:59:55.399 --> 01:59:56.960 all the tires and I got my ass. 1976 01:59:56.760 --> 02:00:00.439 Whooped and yeah, damn, So I don't. I don't. 1977 02:00:01.279 --> 02:00:04.199 I've had that story told me a gazillion times, and 1978 02:00:04.319 --> 02:00:07.399 I have visually built the story in my head, and 1979 02:00:07.479 --> 02:00:08.960 I'm sure each time I add something. 1980 02:00:09.680 --> 02:00:11.960 Do you avoid vans or boat ramps anymore? 1981 02:00:12.720 --> 02:00:12.760 No? 1982 02:00:13.279 --> 02:00:13.840 I have known. 1983 02:00:14.880 --> 02:00:16.840 I don't feel this way or that in regards to 1984 02:00:16.920 --> 02:00:22.119 vans or boat ramps. I do like an occasional theatrical 1985 02:00:22.960 --> 02:00:26.119 race car driving, though in a parked car still spring. 1986 02:00:29.960 --> 02:00:33.960 If your personality was a color, what color would it be? 1987 02:00:35.399 --> 02:00:35.720 Yellow? 1988 02:00:36.479 --> 02:00:36.680 Why? 1989 02:00:37.199 --> 02:00:41.800 It's happy, it's bright, it's kindness. 1990 02:00:42.520 --> 02:00:48.960 Huh GIMPI tight, I si'me all over the place. I 1991 02:00:49.239 --> 02:01:00.359 like it blue. Who's a calm color? The water is blue, 1992 02:01:00.560 --> 02:01:02.600 so at times it cannot be calm. It can be 1993 02:01:02.600 --> 02:01:07.560 a little tense. Yeah, I'll go with blue. I've never 1994 02:01:07.640 --> 02:01:12.520 done a personality test color wise to know, and I 1995 02:01:12.600 --> 02:01:15.319 don't believe people when they say they can see someone's. 1996 02:01:15.640 --> 02:01:16.159 Or a color. 1997 02:01:18.720 --> 02:01:23.880 By the way, we talked about Oz, the guy who 1998 02:01:23.960 --> 02:01:24.239 can do. 1999 02:01:25.760 --> 02:01:30.199 And he had all these like we talked about his 2000 02:01:30.279 --> 02:01:32.199 ability to read minds and stuff, and he was at 2001 02:01:32.279 --> 02:01:35.720 the White House correspondence dinner thing where the shooting happened. 2002 02:01:35.760 --> 02:01:37.239 And he's shocked that it's happening. 2003 02:01:39.159 --> 02:01:42.000 Well, if he can read minds, he should know the 2004 02:01:42.119 --> 02:01:48.079 disparity that people are feeling someone Maybe, Yeah, just saying, 2005 02:01:49.239 --> 02:01:50.600 where'd that skill set go with that? 2006 02:01:52.439 --> 02:01:54.239 All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back. 2007 02:01:55.960 --> 02:01:58.039 You're listening to The Big Mad Morning Show. 2008 02:01:58.159 --> 02:02:04.199 A video that surfaced between a Yankees fan and a 2009 02:02:04.479 --> 02:02:08.800 Rangers fan, and I need some clarity on your guys' 2010 02:02:09.000 --> 02:02:13.439 take on why someone would do this. Now, the Yankees 2011 02:02:13.520 --> 02:02:16.640 fan is the younger person here, at least it appears 2012 02:02:16.720 --> 02:02:21.319 that way, and then the two Rangers fans appear to 2013 02:02:21.520 --> 02:02:26.039 be older, maybe late thirties, maybe early forties, something like that. 2014 02:02:26.760 --> 02:02:30.640 The Yankees fan is like in the road down with 2015 02:02:30.760 --> 02:02:35.520 his girlfriend and they're telling the Rangers fan to be quiet, 2016 02:02:36.439 --> 02:02:40.560 acting like they're taunting, right, I'm guessing because the Yankees 2017 02:02:40.560 --> 02:02:45.520 are doing well, and while this is happening, the Yankees 2018 02:02:45.800 --> 02:02:50.640 fan is not stopping and creating quite a spectacle. And 2019 02:02:51.159 --> 02:02:54.039 one of the Rangers fans, who appears to be older, 2020 02:02:54.199 --> 02:02:58.079 stands up and is like, chill out, sit down, and 2021 02:02:58.960 --> 02:03:03.680 the kid, the Yankees fan, does not appreciate what's happening 2022 02:03:05.039 --> 02:03:09.399 and smacks something out of the old man's hand. And 2023 02:03:09.520 --> 02:03:14.640 when that happens, the younger, which I'm gonna assume is 2024 02:03:14.800 --> 02:03:18.600 the son to this man, uses what appears to be 2025 02:03:18.720 --> 02:03:26.720 a promotional bat or a whiffle bat to and now 2026 02:03:27.239 --> 02:03:30.640 the son, when he got up and punched the first time, 2027 02:03:30.800 --> 02:03:35.640 it put the Yankees fan on his easter, which from 2028 02:03:35.720 --> 02:03:39.880 that position is not a hard thing to do. While 2029 02:03:39.960 --> 02:03:42.920 this is happening, the girlfriend then comes around to the 2030 02:03:43.039 --> 02:03:46.600 row where these Arrangers fans are and I guess tries 2031 02:03:46.640 --> 02:03:49.680 to confront them. I'm not really clear why that was 2032 02:03:49.760 --> 02:03:52.920 happening what she thought she was going to do, But 2033 02:03:53.600 --> 02:03:57.800 the Yankees fan gets up and proceeds to take a 2034 02:03:58.119 --> 02:04:03.520 melee of punches and these aren't this person looks like 2035 02:04:03.640 --> 02:04:06.439 the sun. The Rangers fan looks like he's been in 2036 02:04:06.520 --> 02:04:12.880 a fight before because he is connecting hooks every time. 2037 02:04:13.680 --> 02:04:17.600 Getting this guy, and to the Yankees fan's credit, he's taken. 2038 02:04:17.880 --> 02:04:21.479 He's taken some punches. Yeah, he's getting he's getting back up. 2039 02:04:21.520 --> 02:04:23.960 And some people are just built that way. Some people 2040 02:04:24.000 --> 02:04:26.079 are just built to take punches. There is a term 2041 02:04:26.159 --> 02:04:27.920 called knocked out on your feet. That is a real 2042 02:04:28.039 --> 02:04:32.239 thing that happens. But this guy appears to be with it. Yeah, 2043 02:04:32.640 --> 02:04:37.920 and is continuing to take punches and falling over rose 2044 02:04:38.119 --> 02:04:40.680 and gets back up and comes back for more. Yeah, 2045 02:04:40.720 --> 02:04:42.079 he's thumbling man, for sure. 2046 02:04:42.239 --> 02:04:45.079 And then of course security intervenes and they're escorted out. 2047 02:04:45.159 --> 02:04:47.720 And while they're being escorted out, the girlfriend decides to 2048 02:04:47.880 --> 02:04:51.079 re engage them and yell something to them, to which 2049 02:04:51.399 --> 02:04:55.880 someone I'm unclear on who pushes her down the aisle. 2050 02:04:56.319 --> 02:04:58.439 And when I say pushes down, I'm not being dramatic. 2051 02:04:58.960 --> 02:05:04.920 She goes maybe six rows and then tumbles into the seats. Now, 2052 02:05:05.600 --> 02:05:09.239 with all that being said, one the Yankees fans stupid. 2053 02:05:09.520 --> 02:05:12.520 That should go without saying. But from a strategic standpoint, 2054 02:05:12.600 --> 02:05:16.439 you're stupid. You are in the disadvantage, you are lower 2055 02:05:16.920 --> 02:05:19.279 you automatically give the advantage whether they can hit or 2056 02:05:19.319 --> 02:05:22.640 not to the person above you. So it's a bad 2057 02:05:22.960 --> 02:05:25.800 choice to do this. And it feels like there might 2058 02:05:25.840 --> 02:05:27.960 be a row between them. I can't really tell, but 2059 02:05:28.640 --> 02:05:33.600 I don't. One, you're young taunting, Okay, I get that, 2060 02:05:34.279 --> 02:05:36.920 But to be the older person, I would be like, 2061 02:05:37.079 --> 02:05:37.760 what are we doing? 2062 02:05:38.680 --> 02:05:40.279 Like just ignore? 2063 02:05:41.479 --> 02:05:44.479 And I understand that's tough, and I know I can 2064 02:05:44.720 --> 02:05:47.520 write what Gimbi's going to say. Some people just snap, 2065 02:05:49.319 --> 02:05:53.560 But to me, now you're banned probably from the stadium, 2066 02:05:53.760 --> 02:05:55.119 you can't ever go to another game. 2067 02:05:55.479 --> 02:06:01.560 Two, you're probably gonna get some charges. Right the is 2068 02:06:01.640 --> 02:06:05.039 that worth it? Is all that worth it? 2069 02:06:07.079 --> 02:06:07.239 Oh? 2070 02:06:07.319 --> 02:06:11.359 I don't think so. I don't think so either. But oh, 2071 02:06:12.159 --> 02:06:17.720 from what I'm seeing here, yes, the Yankees fan is taunting, right, 2072 02:06:18.600 --> 02:06:22.960 and then the girlfriend of the Yankees fan gets involved. 2073 02:06:23.039 --> 02:06:25.800 This is before any swings were ever taken, and I've 2074 02:06:25.840 --> 02:06:27.960 got this pause, just kind of taking it frame by 2075 02:06:28.039 --> 02:06:32.920 frame by frame, right, So the girlfriend gets involved, and 2076 02:06:33.079 --> 02:06:38.319 I think that's when the older of the Texan fans 2077 02:06:39.079 --> 02:06:45.239 stands up, probably telling her, hey, that's sim this isn't 2078 02:06:45.319 --> 02:06:52.239 worth it. But then the dude Yankee fan takes a 2079 02:06:52.359 --> 02:06:54.720 swipe at the old man. I think he's trying to 2080 02:06:54.800 --> 02:06:57.119 knock the coke bottle out of his hand, because that's 2081 02:06:57.119 --> 02:07:00.399 what he's got, a little twenty ounce coke bottle. And 2082 02:07:00.560 --> 02:07:04.920 then the older or the other of the Texan fans 2083 02:07:05.039 --> 02:07:07.520 didn't like your picking on my daddy, take a swipe 2084 02:07:07.560 --> 02:07:09.520 at him, and that's when he just lays into him. 2085 02:07:09.680 --> 02:07:13.880 I just counted the punches. The Yankees fan receives ten connections. 2086 02:07:14.239 --> 02:07:20.000 God damn, he delivered three connections. I'm not swings, these 2087 02:07:20.000 --> 02:07:20.560 are connects. 2088 02:07:20.720 --> 02:07:20.920 Yeah. 2089 02:07:21.520 --> 02:07:21.720 Yeah. 2090 02:07:22.359 --> 02:07:25.039 Now there's also another piece in the video that's really fascinating. 2091 02:07:25.079 --> 02:07:26.920 I don't know if you noticed it because it becomes 2092 02:07:26.960 --> 02:07:30.520 such a common thing. The girl has her phone out, 2093 02:07:30.760 --> 02:07:34.560 she's recording yep, So I don't know if she's. 2094 02:07:34.439 --> 02:07:39.039 Doing this for Yankees are cool Instagram page some kind 2095 02:07:39.119 --> 02:07:41.039 of content. Yeahless. 2096 02:07:41.960 --> 02:07:42.159 Yeah. 2097 02:07:44.199 --> 02:07:48.359 I've only been with I've only been in one situation 2098 02:07:48.600 --> 02:07:50.439 where I was like with a girl and she loved 2099 02:07:50.520 --> 02:07:53.479 this type of thing, like she loved this type of confrontation, 2100 02:07:54.079 --> 02:07:58.279 and I immediately was like new new. There are some 2101 02:07:58.560 --> 02:08:02.880 people men or women that love this like it gives 2102 02:08:02.960 --> 02:08:09.000 them merit in life, and that is just yeah, it's 2103 02:08:09.039 --> 02:08:13.039 not for me. And the video afterwards when it shows 2104 02:08:13.079 --> 02:08:16.079 the guy taking the Walk of shame by security, his 2105 02:08:16.319 --> 02:08:20.880 face is I believe the kids call it broken? Yeah? 2106 02:08:20.920 --> 02:08:22.880 Oh yeah, he's a bloody mess. 2107 02:08:23.239 --> 02:08:23.439 Yeah. 2108 02:08:24.520 --> 02:08:28.640 And why is there a bragging right there? Maybe to 2109 02:08:28.680 --> 02:08:31.800 your buddies, right then, maybe right? But you got your 2110 02:08:31.840 --> 02:08:32.720 ass whooped, as. 2111 02:08:32.600 --> 02:08:36.239 The Yankee fan? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Well when God 2112 02:08:36.319 --> 02:08:39.640 started a fight at a baseball game, well, well sir, 2113 02:08:39.760 --> 02:08:44.159 you got your ass kicked. And is it not common 2114 02:08:44.279 --> 02:08:48.239 knowledge just to like, I don't know, you're older than me, 2115 02:08:48.640 --> 02:08:51.760 you're bigger than me. I'm gonna leave you alone because 2116 02:08:51.760 --> 02:08:58.880 I know you can kick my ass. I mean not necessarily, huh. 2117 02:08:59.479 --> 02:09:01.119 I am not someone who believes that you're older than 2118 02:09:01.159 --> 02:09:02.640 me and bigger than me means you can beat my ass. 2119 02:09:03.640 --> 02:09:10.199 The odds aren't my favor. I'm definitely gambling. It isn't 2120 02:09:10.239 --> 02:09:15.600 a gimme right right right. But with that being said, 2121 02:09:15.800 --> 02:09:21.279 I it's already an expensive trip to the ballpark and 2122 02:09:21.439 --> 02:09:25.479 beers and all that, and now you're this type of thing, 2123 02:09:25.840 --> 02:09:28.399 this type of thing is why they stop selling beers 2124 02:09:28.439 --> 02:09:32.359 in the seventh inning, right. That pisses me off so 2125 02:09:32.560 --> 02:09:36.880 much as someone who likes to enjoy my beers, I'm not, 2126 02:09:37.399 --> 02:09:41.600 and I gotta go to fisted so I can enjoy 2127 02:09:41.680 --> 02:09:46.239 the rest of the game because you douche nozzles, you schmucks. 2128 02:09:47.199 --> 02:09:51.239 I wonder what the aftermath of all this was like, 2129 02:09:51.359 --> 02:09:54.239 because they get escorted out of the ballpark, right yeah, 2130 02:09:54.439 --> 02:09:58.680 and you know, girlfriend bitching somehow, whether it's at him 2131 02:09:58.880 --> 02:10:03.039 or at the other guys. And he's all riled up. 2132 02:10:03.199 --> 02:10:06.319 So do they go to the bar, right, grab a drink, 2133 02:10:07.439 --> 02:10:10.399 calm down a little bit. Yeah, you're going to the 2134 02:10:10.439 --> 02:10:13.439 bar after, right, yeah? Yeah, and then some other guy 2135 02:10:13.920 --> 02:10:17.680 you know, comes up and is like, hey, we don't 2136 02:10:17.880 --> 02:10:21.039 take kindly to your tap around here. So then it 2137 02:10:21.119 --> 02:10:23.560 starts a bar fight. So now this kid's gotten in 2138 02:10:23.640 --> 02:10:24.720 two fights in one day. 2139 02:10:26.439 --> 02:10:26.640 Yeah. 2140 02:10:26.720 --> 02:10:29.920 Meanwhile his girlfriend's still sitting there filming it all. Yeah. 2141 02:10:30.680 --> 02:10:33.039 We should also point out that this is this was 2142 02:10:33.159 --> 02:10:36.439 an away game for the Yankees. They were in Texas. Oh, 2143 02:10:37.119 --> 02:10:39.720 so that that, to me is a whole other conversation. 2144 02:10:42.479 --> 02:10:47.000 And there's also this thing that happens where people think 2145 02:10:47.119 --> 02:10:49.239 that they are from New York or they live in 2146 02:10:49.319 --> 02:10:52.399 New York. They then are LARPing like it's seventies or 2147 02:10:52.479 --> 02:10:53.319 eighties New York. 2148 02:10:53.600 --> 02:10:57.760 Oh, right, tough guy. Right. That happens a little bit 2149 02:10:57.800 --> 02:10:59.920 with Boston too. Now there are some pots of Boston. 2150 02:11:01.000 --> 02:11:03.920 But just because you're from Boston, that's like implying that 2151 02:11:04.000 --> 02:11:07.560 we're all cowboys because we live in Oklahoma, or that 2152 02:11:07.680 --> 02:11:09.159 everybody in Iowa is a farmer. 2153 02:11:09.520 --> 02:11:12.840 Right, you know, it's just the wrong mentality. But some 2154 02:11:12.920 --> 02:11:17.319 people think they got to leave up to that, right. Yeah, 2155 02:11:17.880 --> 02:11:21.520 it's wild video, man, I love a good fight video. 2156 02:11:21.800 --> 02:11:25.520 That's one of my favorite Reddit subreddits. That it's born 2157 02:11:25.560 --> 02:11:25.960 with sound. 2158 02:11:26.119 --> 02:11:29.239 But the the oh, it's a good one. But uh, 2159 02:11:29.359 --> 02:11:30.680 missionary is not bad either, by the way. 2160 02:11:30.760 --> 02:11:35.680 Anyway, the is watching people fight, especially in public, especially 2161 02:11:35.800 --> 02:11:39.000 people that like, you know, come at me bros right 2162 02:11:39.439 --> 02:11:41.119 taking their shirt off and they have no idea the 2163 02:11:41.159 --> 02:11:42.000 other person who's. 2164 02:11:41.800 --> 02:11:45.399 Real calm and like just being like it's all right, no, 2165 02:11:45.720 --> 02:11:47.800 and then just whoops, this person's ass. 2166 02:11:49.319 --> 02:11:54.000 Watched where the Miller's great scene where Pablo, the Pablo 2167 02:11:54.239 --> 02:11:56.199 Shakur guy or whatever his name is that has the 2168 02:11:56.279 --> 02:11:59.159 drugs right, got them confronted by the r VS. 2169 02:12:00.640 --> 02:12:04.079 Uh, I think that's what it is. And he's got 2170 02:12:04.159 --> 02:12:07.760 to punch the guy. Right, the kid does and he 2171 02:12:07.840 --> 02:12:12.960 goes one two and Jennifer Anderson's carrier like, don't you 2172 02:12:13.039 --> 02:12:18.119 don't count? You just do it, don't count? And I 2173 02:12:18.119 --> 02:12:20.039 always think of that when I come at me. Bros. 2174 02:12:21.760 --> 02:12:39.479 All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back, okay. 2175 02:12:39.640 --> 02:12:43.439 So when we were doing our to Tell the Truth, 2176 02:12:44.159 --> 02:12:46.479 I saw this question and I was like, I've got 2177 02:12:46.600 --> 02:12:48.399 to put this to the side because I don't even 2178 02:12:49.119 --> 02:12:50.399 I don't even know how this is a thing. 2179 02:12:50.960 --> 02:12:54.439 Are you validating the information that comes along with it? 2180 02:12:54.760 --> 02:12:58.119 But I saved it just for this podcast, and it 2181 02:12:58.319 --> 02:13:05.119 was the question was what celebrity has a surprisingly massive cock? 2182 02:13:09.159 --> 02:13:11.199 What are you thinking right now? Share your thoughts, lindsay 2183 02:13:11.399 --> 02:13:11.920 you made a hand. 2184 02:13:12.439 --> 02:13:15.119 You think of how many cocks I've seen out of. 2185 02:13:15.119 --> 02:13:16.479 The celebrities too this morning? 2186 02:13:16.640 --> 02:13:23.560 He now, man, what movies like? 2187 02:13:23.920 --> 02:13:25.399 No, I think you're bringing up a good point, Like, 2188 02:13:25.840 --> 02:13:29.560 because you see the celebrity cocks that I know, I 2189 02:13:29.760 --> 02:13:32.880 don't know who's well in down you're gonna go oh, 2190 02:13:33.239 --> 02:13:36.800 Mark Wahlberg, that was a prosthetics jerk Diggler. 2191 02:13:36.600 --> 02:13:39.039 Corridor from you know, Game of Thrones. That was a 2192 02:13:39.079 --> 02:13:41.680 fake one. Okay as well? So this do you want 2193 02:13:41.720 --> 02:13:44.520 to hear some of the lists, Yes, that they've got. Sure. 2194 02:13:44.840 --> 02:13:49.159 William Dafoe, what we got to make up? Not in what, 2195 02:13:49.960 --> 02:13:53.720 not in what in a Vagina? No, we're talking about 2196 02:13:53.880 --> 02:13:57.479 just his dick, not in a movie like overall what 2197 02:13:57.640 --> 02:13:58.359 God gave him? 2198 02:13:58.560 --> 02:14:02.000 Yeah, okay, I don't I've never seen it me. 2199 02:14:02.199 --> 02:14:05.600 Neither is his does he show? Oh yeah in the 2200 02:14:05.640 --> 02:14:11.760 movie Antichrist? Does he? Yeah? There was in one season. 2201 02:14:11.880 --> 02:14:15.600 I'm trying to find the actor of Broadway Empire, remember 2202 02:14:15.640 --> 02:14:21.239 that show? Yes, yeah, Bobby kind of volley. Okay, he's 2203 02:14:21.319 --> 02:14:24.439 got a big ol' honkin doggara, because there's that one 2204 02:14:24.600 --> 02:14:33.600 scene in that and it could be where I guess 2205 02:14:33.600 --> 02:14:38.000 he's banging some horror whatever and trouble comes and knocking, 2206 02:14:38.239 --> 02:14:41.520 and he ends up charging down the hallway and that's 2207 02:14:41.560 --> 02:14:44.159 all you can see is this baseball batch swinging between 2208 02:14:44.239 --> 02:14:49.279 his legs. It was like, Wow, good for him. Now. 2209 02:14:49.399 --> 02:14:51.960 Whether or not that was a prosthetic or whatever, I 2210 02:14:52.079 --> 02:14:54.960 don't know, but I've seen that guy and other things. 2211 02:14:55.399 --> 02:14:56.399 That's all I can see now. 2212 02:14:56.800 --> 02:14:58.640 I literally cannot think of a movie where I was 2213 02:14:58.680 --> 02:15:01.600 impressed by a man's genital size. 2214 02:15:03.520 --> 02:15:10.600 Dave Batista's on this list. Don't believe that. Sure, I'm 2215 02:15:10.680 --> 02:15:14.560 just saying he seems a little roided up right, Yeah, 2216 02:15:14.560 --> 02:15:17.640 and then you know that effects that affects the shure. 2217 02:15:17.880 --> 02:15:20.399 I definitely know that cliche. But I gotta be honest. 2218 02:15:20.439 --> 02:15:22.880 I've not seen a lot of guys muscular with Royds 2219 02:15:22.880 --> 02:15:25.399 and without Royds to know if their cocks are in similarities. 2220 02:15:25.600 --> 02:15:28.680 Now we gotta start hitting the ymcamb Is that worth 2221 02:15:28.720 --> 02:15:31.680 all the Royds? People say? Okay? Sure? Somebody wrote not 2222 02:15:32.079 --> 02:15:36.840 not Brad Pitt? God, why is he catching? Does he 2223 02:15:36.920 --> 02:15:41.920 have a small dick? I don't. Liam Neeson, Okay, I 2224 02:15:41.960 --> 02:15:44.600 don't know you were, but I've got a big dick 2225 02:15:45.000 --> 02:15:47.359 and I'm gonna come after you with it. This says. 2226 02:15:48.159 --> 02:15:52.279 Somebody wrote that Bruce Willis's was described as two coke 2227 02:15:52.399 --> 02:15:57.399 cans into in damn him. Someone said Jared leto in 2228 02:15:57.600 --> 02:16:04.640 Liam Neeson apparently em Liam Neeson. And then someone wrote 2229 02:16:04.720 --> 02:16:10.600 Kevin Bacon really, Oh, when do you see Kevin? Do 2230 02:16:10.720 --> 02:16:12.760 you see Kevin Bacon's and wild Things? 2231 02:16:13.800 --> 02:16:14.479 I don't think so. 2232 02:16:14.680 --> 02:16:15.560 I don't think so either. 2233 02:16:15.720 --> 02:16:17.239 I gotta be honest, It's not one of the highlights 2234 02:16:17.239 --> 02:16:22.079 of the movies. No, Uh, Because you know, mister Skin 2235 02:16:22.199 --> 02:16:24.199 has all the women, it does not have men. 2236 02:16:25.119 --> 02:16:28.960 Mister Skin does have doesn't have a mixtion of well 2237 02:16:29.000 --> 02:16:32.520 hold on of his Uh, it's like a whole different website. 2238 02:16:32.600 --> 02:16:36.559 But you can link it from from mister Skin. And 2239 02:16:36.760 --> 02:16:39.319 I only know that because when I when I prop 2240 02:16:39.520 --> 02:16:43.920 for him, when when he's on the show, Well, I 2241 02:16:44.040 --> 02:16:45.760 discovered that. I was like, Oh, he's got something for 2242 02:16:45.840 --> 02:16:51.239 the ladies too. Well, that's good, mister Skin. Girls. Is 2243 02:16:51.280 --> 02:16:55.959 that the account I believe? So, No, no, that's not it. 2244 02:16:59.120 --> 02:17:01.440 I'm looking here as I was curious. I mean, if 2245 02:17:01.479 --> 02:17:06.840 there's a man that's naked then Kevin Bacon doesn't even 2246 02:17:06.840 --> 02:17:09.239 come up on the search, then I would think the 2247 02:17:09.319 --> 02:17:15.360 woman would also be naked. Like Anti Christ is definitely 2248 02:17:16.000 --> 02:17:18.280 a movie for those who know. It's a movie with 2249 02:17:19.440 --> 02:17:23.959 William Dafoe and oh what's the other actress that's in it? 2250 02:17:24.079 --> 02:17:29.799 But apparently they have sex and it's not simulated. Apparently 2251 02:17:30.760 --> 02:17:35.959 it's it's real. That's the real deal. Holy Field. Huh Okay, yes, 2252 02:17:38.399 --> 02:17:43.879 and I'm looking right now to see this movie looks 2253 02:17:44.120 --> 02:17:50.639 old if I'm not mistaken. But to me, oh yeah, 2254 02:17:50.879 --> 02:17:54.799 here she is stroking. Yeah, that man's got working with 2255 02:17:54.879 --> 02:17:59.200 Cookie Dough. Oh, mister man dot com. That's mister skins. 2256 02:18:00.440 --> 02:18:03.159 Other one for the dudes or for the women that 2257 02:18:03.280 --> 02:18:03.959 show the dudes. 2258 02:18:06.000 --> 02:18:11.600 Yeah there she Yeah, so's he's built for He William 2259 02:18:11.639 --> 02:18:16.600 Dafoe is well end out. For sure, we have we've 2260 02:18:16.719 --> 02:18:18.040 established that mister Man. 2261 02:18:18.239 --> 02:18:21.120 Mister man dot com. Yeah, okay, mister Skin is with 2262 02:18:21.239 --> 02:18:25.079 the ladies. Mister Man is with the men. That mean 2263 02:18:25.159 --> 02:18:28.639 that makes sense. Sure, I'm checking to see if my 2264 02:18:30.120 --> 02:18:34.559 special logging works. You're gonna have to reach out to 2265 02:18:34.639 --> 02:18:39.440 him for that one. Like, hey, mister Skin, we need 2266 02:18:39.520 --> 02:18:42.639 special access to mister Mayn. I'm good. I mean, listen, 2267 02:18:45.719 --> 02:18:50.239 we can get Lindsay access, right, yeah, just share passwords, 2268 02:18:50.520 --> 02:18:55.920 verify your age. I'm not doing all this face and 2269 02:18:56.000 --> 02:18:58.040 not doing all that get bent. It's just a little 2270 02:18:58.079 --> 02:19:02.799 bit of work. So where we top ce male celebs 2271 02:19:04.959 --> 02:19:12.840 genital right, genital movies? Sure, top movies that show men 2272 02:19:13.120 --> 02:19:16.120 male genitalia. I don't know why Buck Angel comes back 2273 02:19:16.200 --> 02:19:21.040 number one. That's weird for those buck Buck angel is. 2274 02:19:21.520 --> 02:19:23.479 Do you know Buck angel is? Lindsay feel free to 2275 02:19:23.479 --> 02:19:25.319 google that that one up? Yeah, you like that one? 2276 02:19:25.600 --> 02:19:30.639 Top male celebs celebs? Is it right stars A listers, 2277 02:19:31.239 --> 02:19:33.959 I may celebrities should be it should be accurate. 2278 02:19:34.120 --> 02:19:38.719 Enow male, Here we Go Male full frontal nudity twenty 2279 02:19:38.840 --> 02:19:42.239 nine movies and TV shows that include full male nudity. 2280 02:19:43.639 --> 02:19:43.719 Uh. 2281 02:19:44.319 --> 02:19:48.760 The White Lotus Okay, yep, White Lotus again, movie called 2282 02:19:48.959 --> 02:19:54.239 Eden Saltburn Yep. I remember that that movie is so uncomfortable. Yeah, 2283 02:19:54.239 --> 02:19:55.760 I've never seening it. You guys have told me about it. 2284 02:19:56.520 --> 02:19:59.200 Palm Springs, I don't remember that in that movie. Palm 2285 02:19:59.280 --> 02:20:03.600 Springs is a movie with Andy Samberg, and he's like 2286 02:20:03.680 --> 02:20:06.760 reliving time, okay, and each time he has the chance 2287 02:20:06.799 --> 02:20:10.479 to get it right with this girl. Okay. And but 2288 02:20:10.879 --> 02:20:12.959 the problem is is you don't he doesn't even know 2289 02:20:13.200 --> 02:20:15.440 if it's real anymore because he's done it so many times. 2290 02:20:15.719 --> 02:20:18.559 It's really interesting and he gets naked in there. Huh, 2291 02:20:19.040 --> 02:20:21.799 I don't remember. I'll go ahead and say, I guess 2292 02:20:21.879 --> 02:20:28.920 so sure gone girl? Oh yeah, yeah. Neil Patrick Harris, no, 2293 02:20:29.200 --> 02:20:33.600 Ben Affleck he's in the shower shows does he. 2294 02:20:33.719 --> 02:20:36.280 Also show Neil Patrick Harris? Doesn't he when they're in 2295 02:20:36.360 --> 02:20:37.079 their sex scene? 2296 02:20:37.120 --> 02:20:39.680 I don't think so. Maybe it does that shows their sexy, 2297 02:20:39.760 --> 02:20:44.559 but I don't think we see his Becker Uh Kinsey 2298 02:20:44.760 --> 02:20:47.479 American Reunion, American like American Pie Reunion. 2299 02:20:49.159 --> 02:20:49.280 Uh. 2300 02:20:49.920 --> 02:20:51.680 These are a lot of movies I do not know 2301 02:20:52.879 --> 02:20:57.719 normal people Trained, Spotting yep, Game of Thrones yep. Yeah, 2302 02:20:59.159 --> 02:21:03.399 Broke Back to Merytord Moon. Oh yeah, Lindsay was right. 2303 02:21:03.479 --> 02:21:07.440 Wild Things Kevin Bacon plays a cop investigating a sexual assault. Uh, 2304 02:21:09.399 --> 02:21:12.840 and says he didn't have prone to the fact that 2305 02:21:12.879 --> 02:21:14.639 I promote the movie and even this that's all I 2306 02:21:14.719 --> 02:21:16.879 talk about. So yeah, I don't know what the scene. 2307 02:21:16.920 --> 02:21:18.639 It doesn't say what scene it is. But Lindsay's right, 2308 02:21:18.760 --> 02:21:21.639 Kevin Bacon naked and Wild Things weird. How we had 2309 02:21:21.680 --> 02:21:24.440 two completely different versions in terms of memory of that. Yeah, 2310 02:21:26.840 --> 02:21:31.040 I do not recall that at all. Peaky Blinders twenty 2311 02:21:31.079 --> 02:21:36.959 eight days later, Blue Velvet Wolf of Wall Street Jonahill, Right, 2312 02:21:38.200 --> 02:21:44.600 he's masturbating when Margot Robbie's character in the beach House, 2313 02:21:45.239 --> 02:21:49.280 and he's like, it's he's coluted out so pretty. 2314 02:21:49.680 --> 02:21:49.879 Yeah. 2315 02:21:50.760 --> 02:21:53.399 I can't say is that I blame him. I'd wink 2316 02:21:53.440 --> 02:21:57.239 at to Margot Robbie too. Euro Trip all the dudes man, 2317 02:21:57.399 --> 02:21:59.399 not the new not the nudist peach I mean, but 2318 02:21:59.440 --> 02:22:00.840 they have a sign in front of him. We don't 2319 02:22:00.840 --> 02:22:05.479 see anything. Oh no, you see all those old dogs, 2320 02:22:05.600 --> 02:22:08.479 old dogs. No, you're chasing after him. You're right, you're right, 2321 02:22:08.520 --> 02:22:10.920 because you're just looking at movies with full front alright, 2322 02:22:11.399 --> 02:22:13.079 trying to find in ur an actress. 2323 02:22:14.079 --> 02:22:14.239 Yeah. 2324 02:22:14.319 --> 02:22:17.760 Yeah, uh this here, it just it's titled out eleven 2325 02:22:17.840 --> 02:22:23.200 celebrity men with notoriously big penises. Okay, Orlando Bloom apparently 2326 02:22:23.319 --> 02:22:26.920 has a big n It says he went completely nude 2327 02:22:26.959 --> 02:22:30.040 while paddle boarding. The picture was leaked online, but a 2328 02:22:30.120 --> 02:22:32.440 lot of people were calling attention to the shadows of 2329 02:22:32.479 --> 02:22:33.799 his penis on his leg. 2330 02:22:35.920 --> 02:22:39.760 Jesus good for him. Yeah, God dang, Apparently no one 2331 02:22:39.799 --> 02:22:41.200 will ever write that headline for me. 2332 02:22:43.239 --> 02:22:46.000 No one will ever say that about me. Yeah, his 2333 02:22:46.200 --> 02:22:49.520 penis cast it a shadow, Yeah, like a fucking sun dial. 2334 02:22:49.719 --> 02:22:50.600 God damn. 2335 02:22:51.920 --> 02:22:51.959 You. 2336 02:22:52.520 --> 02:22:54.120 You want to make your husband happy? He put that 2337 02:22:54.200 --> 02:22:58.440 in his father's day card, like Jason Siegel. Yeah, yeah, 2338 02:22:58.479 --> 02:22:59.520 forgetting Sarah Marshall. 2339 02:22:59.600 --> 02:22:59.760 Yeah. 2340 02:23:00.639 --> 02:23:04.159 Apparently the Beabs has got a big wainer, does he. 2341 02:23:04.319 --> 02:23:07.239 That's what it says. When pictures uh a Beaber on 2342 02:23:07.360 --> 02:23:10.760 vacation found their way to the internet, everyone freaked out 2343 02:23:10.840 --> 02:23:15.680 how how he was packing such serious heat. Let's just 2344 02:23:15.760 --> 02:23:18.840 say it's more than a mouthful. I'm just reading the 2345 02:23:18.959 --> 02:23:24.879 article as it says, and he certainly made that. Joe 2346 02:23:25.680 --> 02:23:28.079 Maan Ganiel. 2347 02:23:28.280 --> 02:23:31.559 Maiano, Sure, yeah, I bet his is huge. 2348 02:23:32.239 --> 02:23:33.760 Yeah, why what's the indicator for you? 2349 02:23:33.920 --> 02:23:36.360 He's so tall and slender and fit. 2350 02:23:36.920 --> 02:23:38.600 Okay, and that makes a big cock. 2351 02:23:38.719 --> 02:23:44.040 I listen, any tall, slender human man that I've been 2352 02:23:44.159 --> 02:23:45.879 with has always had a huge cock. 2353 02:23:46.719 --> 02:23:51.680 Okay, Well, fucking good for you. What a weird flex. 2354 02:23:52.639 --> 02:23:56.440 Michael Fastbender is another one. They says, I just take 2355 02:23:56.479 --> 02:23:58.120 against the implication that you gotta be tall to have 2356 02:23:58.159 --> 02:24:01.959 a big dick. Yeah, that's not the case. Or look 2357 02:24:02.479 --> 02:24:06.639 Jeremy Ron, Jeremy short, squatty fat, and he's got a 2358 02:24:06.760 --> 02:24:12.680 massive wiener. Short man with big dicks. I don't want 2359 02:24:12.760 --> 02:24:20.680 that search. Uh yeah, let's see here. God damn, what 2360 02:24:20.760 --> 02:24:23.719 a great line. So that it's in a reddit about 2361 02:24:23.799 --> 02:24:26.440 dating device and it says short guys have big dicks too, 2362 02:24:27.159 --> 02:24:30.879 and somebody wrote, tall guys just get to show those more, right, 2363 02:24:30.959 --> 02:24:40.040 because they're goddamn really joke, Tommy Lee. We've all seen 2364 02:24:40.120 --> 02:24:43.159 Hollie Steers boat. I mean, but he's more like a skeleton, 2365 02:24:43.200 --> 02:24:46.399 t key type of thing. Right, He's just long, okay, 2366 02:24:47.239 --> 02:24:49.399 like pencil dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I seemed kind of 2367 02:24:49.440 --> 02:24:51.319 girty to me when he was on the boat. I 2368 02:24:51.399 --> 02:24:52.840 have to be honest, I didn't take a lot of 2369 02:24:53.159 --> 02:24:56.319 tape measurements. Yeah, I mean, just just eyeball in it. 2370 02:24:56.840 --> 02:25:00.479 You know that last Twitter post that he had, I 2371 02:25:00.959 --> 02:25:03.159 remember that, look that was pretty girth Yeah. 2372 02:25:03.360 --> 02:25:06.280 True though, I mean if you got a close up shot, 2373 02:25:06.440 --> 02:25:08.840 your face looks big. Yeah, I know, like is he 2374 02:25:08.920 --> 02:25:12.520 pushing in on his gut? It says here that jay 2375 02:25:12.600 --> 02:25:16.319 Z's got a big in. Well that's because he's black. Yes, sure, 2376 02:25:17.479 --> 02:25:21.079 what do you call the twenty yunce pepsi bottle? Damn? 2377 02:25:22.639 --> 02:25:25.879 Who's that jay Z's he has? Showing his dick a lot? 2378 02:25:26.600 --> 02:25:26.879 Jay Z? 2379 02:25:27.200 --> 02:25:30.479 Tommy Lee Dog. Yeah yeah, Well if you've got such 2380 02:25:30.520 --> 02:25:37.559 a fucking hog, wouldn't you show it off? Yeah? Exactly exactly. Yeah, 2381 02:25:38.120 --> 02:25:40.079 so does every guy who has a big dick showed off? 2382 02:25:41.399 --> 02:25:44.520 Is that a fair I would sing? Yeah? I mean 2383 02:25:44.600 --> 02:25:45.360 can you blame him? 2384 02:25:46.760 --> 02:25:49.040 I mean, you got a trophy, You show your trophy. 2385 02:25:49.639 --> 02:25:53.520 What I'm thinking more of, like than if no one 2386 02:25:53.559 --> 02:25:54.959 ever shows that, we know you don't have a big 2387 02:25:55.040 --> 02:25:59.879 dick pretty much pretty much because you're embarrassed to the 2388 02:26:00.079 --> 02:26:01.000 size of your wine. 2389 02:26:00.879 --> 02:26:03.879 Or have you ever shown your cock intentionally? I've shown 2390 02:26:03.920 --> 02:26:06.120 my cock contenttionally. Many of me too all the time. 2391 02:26:08.840 --> 02:26:10.959 A lot of them believe that they didn't believe that 2392 02:26:11.040 --> 02:26:14.680 it was pierced, like yeah, that's I'm like, yeah, well 2393 02:26:14.760 --> 02:26:17.120 here you go. Yeah, that's when I learned that it's 2394 02:26:17.280 --> 02:26:19.600 just a dick man. It's all good. You got a 2395 02:26:20.079 --> 02:26:23.760 god damn it. Ji. Only people that say that are 2396 02:26:23.840 --> 02:26:26.479 people that it's just a dick. It's just a dick man. 2397 02:26:27.600 --> 02:26:29.600 Nobody with the tiny cock is like, it's just a 2398 02:26:29.719 --> 02:26:33.040 dick man. Listen, join the military. 2399 02:26:34.079 --> 02:26:38.040 It's like a cups flashing at concerts. Nobody gives a ship, right, 2400 02:26:38.120 --> 02:26:41.559 I can't see him an yeah, usually that was there. 2401 02:26:42.879 --> 02:26:45.239 Why's that boy got a shirt off? That's why you know, 2402 02:26:45.440 --> 02:26:49.680 you know, women with small breasts and they're against flashing, right, 2403 02:26:50.159 --> 02:26:52.879 But I don't see the point, right, settle down, Todd. 2404 02:26:54.959 --> 02:26:58.399 Apparently David Beckham's got a big schlog. Yeah, see to 2405 02:26:58.520 --> 02:27:02.159 me when it's the cliche x and that like that 2406 02:27:02.319 --> 02:27:04.680 one was based because of his h and him underwear 2407 02:27:04.719 --> 02:27:08.079 ad which go with we don't know, because they could 2408 02:27:08.079 --> 02:27:12.040 fucking slide up Ananner in there a fucking English cucumber 2409 02:27:12.159 --> 02:27:12.920 or something. I don't know. 2410 02:27:13.719 --> 02:27:13.840 Uh. 2411 02:27:14.280 --> 02:27:16.040 We got a text update from something that happened on 2412 02:27:16.079 --> 02:27:18.360 the show, and I want to read that mostly the 2413 02:27:18.440 --> 02:27:22.159 position ship ship shift away. Uh, this says I sincerely 2414 02:27:22.200 --> 02:27:24.840 apologized for my text. It was not meant to come 2415 02:27:24.879 --> 02:27:27.719 off as creepy, as I figured something that personal would 2416 02:27:27.760 --> 02:27:29.879 not be shared and knew you guys would divert and 2417 02:27:29.959 --> 02:27:32.399 make a joke of it, lindsay, I apologize for calling 2418 02:27:32.479 --> 02:27:34.399 you out like that. It was meant to be like 2419 02:27:34.479 --> 02:27:37.559 a haha joke. I should have worded that text completely different, 2420 02:27:37.639 --> 02:27:39.559 but at the time I didn't fully think. 2421 02:27:39.639 --> 02:27:42.879 All right, let's clear some things up. One, you wrote 2422 02:27:42.920 --> 02:27:46.079 what you wanted to write. Two, you're not a jokester, 2423 02:27:46.760 --> 02:27:49.159 and if you are, we're not aware of that. So 2424 02:27:49.319 --> 02:27:51.959 you wrote what you wanted to write. Now, were you 2425 02:27:52.079 --> 02:27:52.760 going for a joke? 2426 02:27:53.040 --> 02:27:57.760 Maybe, but you don't see me fucking welding skyscrapers because 2427 02:27:57.799 --> 02:27:59.639 I don't know how to fucking do it right. 2428 02:28:00.200 --> 02:28:00.319 Uh. 2429 02:28:00.719 --> 02:28:04.079 And to apologize so formally compared to what you wrote, 2430 02:28:05.399 --> 02:28:08.559 you're embarrassed. Yeah, you're carrying shame right now. 2431 02:28:08.760 --> 02:28:10.760 Yes, because all the guys in the shop heard us 2432 02:28:10.799 --> 02:28:13.600 make fun of them. Yes, you thought it was. By 2433 02:28:13.639 --> 02:28:17.239 the way, that song that you recommended, it sucks. Isn't 2434 02:28:17.280 --> 02:28:18.040 that bad? Bro? 2435 02:28:18.239 --> 02:28:20.799 It is not a good bedroom song. It's a it 2436 02:28:20.920 --> 02:28:22.840 feels like not an edom, but it's like a lot 2437 02:28:22.879 --> 02:28:25.239 of it's a guy. I don't like talking in my 2438 02:28:25.440 --> 02:28:28.360 sex songs. Right, I want to hear singing or music. 2439 02:28:28.719 --> 02:28:31.319 Okay, you don't want to hear William Shatner with this 2440 02:28:32.559 --> 02:28:35.319 negative exactly. Now take her panties. 2441 02:28:38.760 --> 02:28:41.440 It's yeah, there was some line of it like suck 2442 02:28:41.479 --> 02:28:44.280 your soul out, okay, and you're like a fuck okay, 2443 02:28:45.760 --> 02:28:47.719 uh not what I'm looking for in the bedroom. But 2444 02:28:47.760 --> 02:28:52.639 all right, yep uh though, But writing an apology is nice, 2445 02:28:53.639 --> 02:28:56.440 and I guess when you back up why you did it, 2446 02:28:56.520 --> 02:28:57.600 it's not really an apology. 2447 02:28:57.719 --> 02:29:00.879 Also, now you're trying to justify your action. Yeah, apology 2448 02:29:01.000 --> 02:29:03.120 is shit. I messed that up. I shouldn't have done it. 2449 02:29:03.360 --> 02:29:03.719 My bad. 2450 02:29:04.000 --> 02:29:10.360 Yeah that's it, mescoozie, Yeah me, excuse me, but me, scoozie, 2451 02:29:10.760 --> 02:29:11.920 did you see what you were wearing? 2452 02:29:12.159 --> 02:29:15.879 Is not an apology? Right? I wanted to bring this 2453 02:29:15.959 --> 02:29:18.479 story up too. I was asking Lindsay, did you hear 2454 02:29:19.040 --> 02:29:22.879 Gimbia about the president of the Missouri Baptist Children's Home 2455 02:29:23.000 --> 02:29:25.600 got killed here in Oklahoma? I can't say that it did. 2456 02:29:25.639 --> 02:29:27.559 I don't keep up with that, so I don't either 2457 02:29:27.680 --> 02:29:30.840 in this I'm surprised this story hasn't gotten more exposure. 2458 02:29:31.319 --> 02:29:36.920 But he was hunting in uh southwest Oklahoma for turkey 2459 02:29:37.000 --> 02:29:43.600 season and he got shot and killed. That sucks. Yes, 2460 02:29:44.319 --> 02:29:46.600 he was shot by another man who was hunting in 2461 02:29:46.719 --> 02:29:50.360 the area, so he wasn't with He wasn't with them. 2462 02:29:50.559 --> 02:29:54.879 Apparently they were. I guess friendly friendly? Is that friendly fire? 2463 02:29:55.440 --> 02:29:56.920 It's not friendly, it's not with your group. 2464 02:29:57.799 --> 02:30:01.440 I mean, it's still human shooting humans by accident, you know, 2465 02:30:01.559 --> 02:30:03.280 it's not like the turkey draw of the gun on 2466 02:30:03.399 --> 02:30:04.079 him and shot him. 2467 02:30:04.319 --> 02:30:08.200 Oh, that would be an amazing story. So that sent 2468 02:30:08.280 --> 02:30:11.079 me down a rabbit because I made a comment to Lindsay. 2469 02:30:11.120 --> 02:30:13.879 I was like, if you are getting shot on a 2470 02:30:14.000 --> 02:30:17.879 hunting trip, you may not be with somebody that knows 2471 02:30:17.920 --> 02:30:20.399 what they're doing, or you don't know what you're doing, 2472 02:30:20.440 --> 02:30:22.520 which is to me a giant fucking red flag. 2473 02:30:22.760 --> 02:30:25.799 Was this guy wearing his orange hat exactly what Lindsay said. 2474 02:30:25.959 --> 02:30:27.440 But again, if you're with someone that doesn't know what 2475 02:30:27.479 --> 02:30:29.639 they're doing, or you're too macho for that because you 2476 02:30:29.639 --> 02:30:36.399 don't want the turkeys to see you, right, then you know, maybe, 2477 02:30:36.600 --> 02:30:39.799 but apparently it was someone else who shot him, and 2478 02:30:39.840 --> 02:30:42.719 then that's that's all the details that are there. And again, 2479 02:30:42.719 --> 02:30:47.639 I don't know much about turkey hunting, but I'm just 2480 02:30:47.760 --> 02:30:50.120 making an assumption. It's like when you ride the water slide, 2481 02:30:50.200 --> 02:30:52.920 they let one person go out a time. I don't 2482 02:30:52.959 --> 02:30:54.719 know how they would do that, right, Like, they don't 2483 02:30:54.760 --> 02:30:56.520 let a group of hunters into the same area to 2484 02:30:56.559 --> 02:30:58.840 turkey up. But if you both have the same honey hole, 2485 02:30:58.879 --> 02:30:59.399 I guess I don't. 2486 02:30:59.399 --> 02:31:01.639 I don't know how that works. Yeah, I think Lindsay's 2487 02:31:01.639 --> 02:31:03.920 probably the most experienced in that. But if it's public land, 2488 02:31:03.920 --> 02:31:04.440 people are. 2489 02:31:04.360 --> 02:31:06.200 Just out exactly, then they're just out there. 2490 02:31:07.719 --> 02:31:09.959 I can't imagine you come all the way from Missouri 2491 02:31:10.120 --> 02:31:13.559 to southwest Oklahoma to go on a public. 2492 02:31:13.399 --> 02:31:16.000 Land, right, I would think he'd be on private. 2493 02:31:16.280 --> 02:31:19.079 Maybe, so that doesn't stop people that don't belong there 2494 02:31:19.120 --> 02:31:21.079 from being there. Yeah, now, who's to say that this 2495 02:31:21.239 --> 02:31:24.959 guy didn't hire a guide? And then the guide is 2496 02:31:25.000 --> 02:31:28.440 the one who took him to public land, you know 2497 02:31:28.559 --> 02:31:28.959 what I mean. 2498 02:31:29.600 --> 02:31:33.559 I would think most guides that you pay are trying 2499 02:31:33.559 --> 02:31:35.760 to run a business or establish something like that, and 2500 02:31:35.840 --> 02:31:38.840 they take that stuff pretty seriously. I know guys that 2501 02:31:39.000 --> 02:31:43.239 have do hunting, their fishing guides, and they get mad 2502 02:31:43.319 --> 02:31:46.120 when people they've shown where their fishing spots are, his 2503 02:31:46.479 --> 02:31:48.479 spots are that they come and then fish in his 2504 02:31:48.559 --> 02:31:52.920 spot and I'm like, bitch, you showed them. Yeah, yeah, 2505 02:31:54.239 --> 02:31:56.280 but it's important to him, like they very protective of 2506 02:31:56.319 --> 02:31:59.000 that stuff. Maybe I don't know. However, that sent me 2507 02:31:59.079 --> 02:32:01.639 down the rabbit hole. Who do you think I've already 2508 02:32:01.639 --> 02:32:04.840 asked lindsay this. Do you think sharks kill more people? 2509 02:32:05.559 --> 02:32:08.920 Or hunters getting killed by other hunters happens more? What's 2510 02:32:08.920 --> 02:32:12.799 one hundred percent hunters killing other hunt dramatically? Yeah, dramatic. 2511 02:32:12.879 --> 02:32:15.319 There's like ten or fifteen sharks a year that kill 2512 02:32:15.399 --> 02:32:19.000 people hunters. It's like in the multiple hundreds. Oh for sure. 2513 02:32:19.239 --> 02:32:22.879 For sure. When your vice president shoots another person while 2514 02:32:22.879 --> 02:32:26.000 they were hunted, jeny Right says it all right, there, 2515 02:32:26.000 --> 02:32:28.719 we have a good Cheney joke. But that doesn't surprise 2516 02:32:28.840 --> 02:32:31.840 me because I'm a lot of people. Maybe they don't 2517 02:32:32.079 --> 02:32:34.120 like we. Like I asked, was he wearing his orange hat? 2518 02:32:34.159 --> 02:32:36.959 Did he have a safety vest on? These there's reasons why. 2519 02:32:37.360 --> 02:32:39.079 And you had made the comment of maybe he feels 2520 02:32:39.120 --> 02:32:41.559 too macho, or maybe just doesn't want to whatever the 2521 02:32:41.680 --> 02:32:45.520 case is. I'm sure that happens a lot, and that's 2522 02:32:45.559 --> 02:32:49.760 a lot of the reasons. Sure I don't see, you know, 2523 02:32:51.440 --> 02:32:56.280 somebody going out into the woods wearing antlers or in 2524 02:32:56.399 --> 02:32:58.639 this case, it'd be like a turkey bloom or something, 2525 02:32:59.159 --> 02:33:01.440 you know, trying to blow and dan with the you know, 2526 02:33:01.600 --> 02:33:06.079 so the other turkeys think I'm one of them, you know, Well, 2527 02:33:06.639 --> 02:33:09.799 I just I don't know. It seems crazy that what 2528 02:33:09.879 --> 02:33:11.879 are the chances you both converge on the same turkey. 2529 02:33:12.159 --> 02:33:14.040 Do you stay in one spot turkey hunting or do 2530 02:33:14.079 --> 02:33:14.680 you walk around? 2531 02:33:15.239 --> 02:33:18.639 I think you do stay in one spot and you 2532 02:33:18.760 --> 02:33:21.479 call and then eventually you don't see one, then you 2533 02:33:21.520 --> 02:33:22.000 would move. 2534 02:33:22.879 --> 02:33:24.959 That could have been leaving. I guess. The only experience 2535 02:33:25.000 --> 02:33:30.079 I have turkey hunting was when I was like fourteen, 2536 02:33:30.360 --> 02:33:32.639 fourteen fifteen, and we were going camping out in the 2537 02:33:32.680 --> 02:33:35.319 woods and we were driving by and we've seen a 2538 02:33:35.319 --> 02:33:37.000 whole bunch of turkeys out in the field, and we 2539 02:33:37.120 --> 02:33:39.920 got out and we shot at them. Okay, that's a 2540 02:33:40.319 --> 02:33:41.639 that's as far as I go. 2541 02:33:42.719 --> 02:33:45.319 Do you think more people are killed by sharks every 2542 02:33:45.399 --> 02:33:47.639 year or killed by falling out of a deer stand? 2543 02:33:50.239 --> 02:33:55.479 Deer stand, it's overwhelming. Deer stand falls kill people than sharks. 2544 02:33:56.479 --> 02:33:59.120 Like the killed by other hunters is like two to 2545 02:33:59.239 --> 02:34:01.920 three hundred falling out of your deer stand and dying 2546 02:34:02.159 --> 02:34:03.040 three to five hundred. 2547 02:34:03.200 --> 02:34:06.520 Yeah a year. Yeah, it's not surprising name one psa, 2548 02:34:07.040 --> 02:34:10.280 none at all whatsoever. But sharks, you're about that all 2549 02:34:10.319 --> 02:34:12.639 the goddamn time. Well how long it was back when 2550 02:34:12.680 --> 02:34:15.280 I first started, But it seemed like every other one 2551 02:34:15.559 --> 02:34:18.319 was never ever shake a baby. We know not to 2552 02:34:18.440 --> 02:34:22.239 shake babies now, right, make sure your deer stands secured? 2553 02:34:23.120 --> 02:34:24.600 Where are your orange. 2554 02:34:24.479 --> 02:34:26.079 Well, I don't even think you got to make sure 2555 02:34:26.079 --> 02:34:30.760 your deer stands secure. Don't make it yourself right, right, 2556 02:34:31.879 --> 02:34:33.600 like we used two or were kids with the tree 2557 02:34:34.079 --> 02:34:36.760 three houses. You're just getting scrap wood from anywhere you 2558 02:34:36.760 --> 02:34:38.840 can find it. Yes, Or it's been three hundred and 2559 02:34:38.879 --> 02:34:41.440 sixty five days since you've been in it, right, right, 2560 02:34:41.680 --> 02:34:45.079 And a whole season of the hot sun and the weather. 2561 02:34:47.399 --> 02:34:50.559 And the idea too of a deer stand is when 2562 02:34:50.600 --> 02:34:52.360 you get it it the first time, the next year 2563 02:34:52.440 --> 02:34:56.360 you're like a dirp and dirt ah because your old 2564 02:34:56.399 --> 02:34:59.719 man uses stand or they use like like a tent. 2565 02:35:00.079 --> 02:35:03.760 Okay stand, Yeah, it was that a blind they call it. 2566 02:35:03.879 --> 02:35:08.239 They built their own deer stands like castles. 2567 02:35:10.280 --> 02:35:12.600 Why do you say it was such contempt? I don't understand. 2568 02:35:13.879 --> 02:35:16.879 Oh no, that's just their humungo. 2569 02:35:17.879 --> 02:35:22.000 Like two people they like a caught up there and 2570 02:35:22.200 --> 02:35:24.520 maybe some TV or something like a coffee maker. 2571 02:35:24.440 --> 02:35:26.079 Might have pictures of them. 2572 02:35:26.680 --> 02:35:28.000 They're you would be awesome. 2573 02:35:28.200 --> 02:35:33.040 They've got three windows on on one on three different walls. 2574 02:35:32.760 --> 02:35:34.399 That would make sense, and you need to be able 2575 02:35:34.440 --> 02:35:37.559 to shoot out of it. Oh yeah, enough room for 2576 02:35:38.159 --> 02:35:40.600 a heater calls room for activity. 2577 02:35:40.840 --> 02:35:45.520 Yeah yeah. So the palace, the deer palace is. 2578 02:35:45.559 --> 02:35:48.440 What they call them. Come over here, maybe help me 2579 02:35:48.479 --> 02:35:53.799 put together this puzzle. I got some hot chocolate. You 2580 02:35:53.879 --> 02:35:56.799 gotta have some room for your UNO game for real 2581 02:35:57.319 --> 02:36:02.120 while you're waiting. Turn on Netflix. Man. Either way, it's 2582 02:36:02.159 --> 02:36:04.639 a crazy story about that guy he shot That sucks. 2583 02:36:04.879 --> 02:36:07.239 That sucks, and you just think you're going out there 2584 02:36:08.200 --> 02:36:13.239 and doing that I'll be right back. Yeah, come for 2585 02:36:13.280 --> 02:36:14.600 all of us. Man, we just don't get a choice 2586 02:36:14.639 --> 02:36:18.120 of win, I like it or not. Yeah, all right, 2587 02:36:18.799 --> 02:36:20.879 that's all we got today. Yeah. No, that's a great 2588 02:36:20.879 --> 02:36:24.280 deer stand looks exactly like what I expected. They all 2589 02:36:24.360 --> 02:36:27.920 kind of look the same, Yeah they is? That is 2590 02:36:27.959 --> 02:36:28.840 that wood painted? 2591 02:36:29.159 --> 02:36:29.360 Yeah? 2592 02:36:30.559 --> 02:36:32.360 I just left to fucking flying wood. Well you got 2593 02:36:32.399 --> 02:36:35.479 a blend in sure. The deers are getting smarter. Of 2594 02:36:35.639 --> 02:36:38.200 course they've read the newspaper. They know what's up. That's 2595 02:36:38.280 --> 02:36:40.000 the thing that how come they're not spotting all the 2596 02:36:40.079 --> 02:36:41.440 orange fucking hats out there? 2597 02:36:41.680 --> 02:36:41.840 Right? 2598 02:36:42.120 --> 02:36:42.159 No? 2599 02:36:42.239 --> 02:36:44.760 I agree. I always think about uh because there's a 2600 02:36:44.799 --> 02:36:48.079 lot of chickens near my house and sometimes they get hit. 2601 02:36:48.159 --> 02:36:50.280 Sometimes they don't you know what happens when a chicken 2602 02:36:50.280 --> 02:36:53.040 gets hit? What The chickens don't give a shit? No, 2603 02:36:53.319 --> 02:36:57.920 it's like, oh well fuck they make it back back. Chickens. Yeah, deer, 2604 02:36:58.040 --> 02:37:00.479 same thing, there's like that. Fuck, what do you I 2605 02:37:00.680 --> 02:37:05.559 heard the chickens leat their own They're like cannibalistic like that. No, 2606 02:37:05.680 --> 02:37:10.959 that's mothers all right, you guys have a fantastic week, 2607 02:37:11.120 --> 02:37:12.360 and we'll talk to you later.