WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.560 --> 00:00:06.960 Welcome to the two seventeen Recovery Broadcast. If you don't 2 00:00:06.960 --> 00:00:12.320 make mistakes, you won't learn. With your host Corey Winfield, 3 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:14.439 what do you do in the morning, Like everybody just 4 00:00:14.640 --> 00:00:16.839 runs through the bathroom to fight over poop in time, 5 00:00:16.960 --> 00:00:21.640 or like we got poop after someone else poops, Like 6 00:00:21.679 --> 00:00:23.600 what if you have the pooper bad someone else's pooping? 7 00:00:23.679 --> 00:00:26.519 He gets now waiting a special guest, Corey Smoker. 8 00:00:26.640 --> 00:00:28.960 Do you think that it's not in your workplace? At 9 00:00:29.079 --> 00:00:32.240 least this information and training for your staff and your 10 00:00:32.280 --> 00:00:35.000 employees can be information to help them. 11 00:00:35.479 --> 00:00:36.280 Jessic Smokers. 12 00:00:36.520 --> 00:00:38.719 I looked at my wife's like, huh to your bed 13 00:00:38.920 --> 00:00:41.520 tender nighters, so like I got ten of nighters on 14 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:42.039 my wrist. 15 00:00:42.159 --> 00:00:45.759 I'm like, what do you mean? Mitchell O'Brien, I really 16 00:00:45.799 --> 00:00:48.119 hate to do this to you guys, but I really 17 00:00:48.240 --> 00:00:52.320 have to go to the bathing got your ass. I 18 00:00:52.679 --> 00:00:56.439 just like can't hold it anymore. Let's throw it out there. 19 00:00:56.520 --> 00:01:00.359 Let's just start the podcast. It is June twentieth, it's 20 00:01:00.399 --> 00:01:05.040 a Friday. Corey wouldn't feel me. This is the two 21 00:01:05.079 --> 00:01:10.599 seventeen Recovery podcast, and Mitch, Corey Jesse, you're here we're talking. 22 00:01:10.799 --> 00:01:13.519 I don't know what or how because oh, you brought 23 00:01:13.599 --> 00:01:16.400 up a holiday, Corey that we should mention it, and 24 00:01:17.319 --> 00:01:19.400 Jesse he said, what holiday? And he's a Juneteenth and 25 00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:21.560 he said, well, okay, what And then we kind of 26 00:01:21.560 --> 00:01:25.560 picked it up from there with Corey explaining that. 27 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:29.959 It was what did you say the day the slaves 28 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:30.560 were freed? 29 00:01:31.120 --> 00:01:35.400 The slaves were freed, which I don't believe is the 30 00:01:35.599 --> 00:01:40.920 correct term for it. The story I had heard about 31 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:43.840 some story that they had written about note book or 32 00:01:43.879 --> 00:01:46.280 a history thing or something about this guy in Texas. 33 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:51.799 It was pretty much the last person to know he 34 00:01:51.959 --> 00:01:54.840 was free, and he found out about it and it 35 00:01:54.959 --> 00:01:58.239 was like four or five years later after the slaves 36 00:01:58.319 --> 00:02:02.719 had been freed. I mean, you're kind of thankful, you know, 37 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:06.079 if you're the guy, but you're still kind of pissed, 38 00:02:06.159 --> 00:02:09.599 like really, nobody could send me a telegram, like nobody 39 00:02:09.639 --> 00:02:13.120 could just holler at me, or I mean really, and 40 00:02:13.159 --> 00:02:16.039 then the slave masters to keep just keep it up, 41 00:02:16.879 --> 00:02:18.759 like I can't believe there's not a movie made. And 42 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:20.400 maybe there is a movie made about it, but that 43 00:02:20.400 --> 00:02:21.719 would be a pretty interesting movie. 44 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:24.639 It reminds me of the guy who was put on 45 00:02:24.800 --> 00:02:28.000 like the remote Pacific island during World War two, and 46 00:02:28.199 --> 00:02:31.080 was like, you have to secure the space, make sure 47 00:02:31.159 --> 00:02:34.120 nothing happens, and then was forgotten about until thirty years 48 00:02:34.159 --> 00:02:39.360 after the war. Yeah that happened, dude, I'm killing everybody. 49 00:02:40.800 --> 00:02:43.280 When I find out home would be so mad. 50 00:02:44.199 --> 00:02:48.159 Yeah, it's like prison time. Okay, Yeah, that's me what 51 00:02:48.199 --> 00:02:49.759 I'm in for. And I'm gonna tell you that. Yep, 52 00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:53.639 I did that. But here's what happened, and I can 53 00:02:53.719 --> 00:02:55.560 explain it to You're not gonna think I'm that crazy 54 00:02:55.639 --> 00:02:58.280 guy who just doing stuff like that for no reason. 55 00:02:58.400 --> 00:03:05.199 But I didn't quite read the whole thing about the holiday. 56 00:03:05.199 --> 00:03:08.680 I'm going back to that. But I do know because 57 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:11.759 Kim was saying that there was a holiday tomorrow. You now, 58 00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:15.319 She's like, but what holiday? She goes because the bank's 59 00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:19.159 going to be closed, And so I googled it and 60 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:23.159 all I heard her say was she goes, ah, shit, 61 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:25.759 the holiday is my holiday. Gotta go. 62 00:03:29.120 --> 00:03:29.319 Nah. 63 00:03:29.560 --> 00:03:32.400 But and again I'm no history major. I could be 64 00:03:33.039 --> 00:03:34.919 completely one wrong with that story. 65 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:37.360 I think you're right because I do remember something about 66 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:38.199 Texas in there. 67 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:41.400 Yes, I mean, but again, I you know, google it 68 00:03:41.439 --> 00:03:45.599 yourself and see what Google tells you. But yeah, I 69 00:03:45.719 --> 00:03:48.479 heard that from some sources that I trust. Usually, so 70 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:53.560 usually I remember something I guess enough to make me 71 00:03:53.639 --> 00:03:56.680 remember it to go, Okay, that's what happened, Like that's interesting. 72 00:03:58.439 --> 00:04:01.120 But no, we were talking about all kinds of stuff 73 00:04:01.879 --> 00:04:03.639 before we did the podcast. That's what I was like, Man, 74 00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:06.000 we should just start doing a podcast. And it's Friday. 75 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:09.199 We want to have a little fun today. And I 76 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:11.280 don't remember what we were talking about, but it seemed 77 00:04:11.280 --> 00:04:16.519 absolutely ridiculous. It was like some kind of porn thing 78 00:04:16.759 --> 00:04:18.839 or I don't even know what was going on, Like 79 00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:20.639 it definitely was not appropriate for work, and I just 80 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:21.480 wanted to bring it up. 81 00:04:21.480 --> 00:04:24.160 Our children had sciatica or something like that. 82 00:04:24.439 --> 00:04:29.360 Oh no, that was yes, that was the one that 83 00:04:29.560 --> 00:04:34.000 was in our right wrist. Yes, and yeah, because I 84 00:04:34.120 --> 00:04:35.600 was getting the camera stuff out and you're like, oh, 85 00:04:35.680 --> 00:04:37.519 somebody blah blah blah, and somebody has tend to nice 86 00:04:37.519 --> 00:04:38.680 and you're like, are you talking about? Like, oh, you 87 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:40.879 know what brings it up? So then I'm like, curious, well, 88 00:04:40.879 --> 00:04:44.560 who in your family has tendonitis? You remember? And then 89 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:46.519 I don't hear anything. Start I turned around, I look 90 00:04:46.560 --> 00:04:48.480 at you guys. And you know, Jesse, you're sitting in 91 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:50.360 the guest chair and Corey was sitting in the chair 92 00:04:50.839 --> 00:04:53.600 in the doorway, and you're both just kind of looking. 93 00:04:53.879 --> 00:04:56.839 Will you tell them? I'm like, well, who has it? 94 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:57.120 You know? 95 00:04:57.199 --> 00:05:03.720 It's like, oh, daughter, like where huh? Because tendonitis in 96 00:05:03.759 --> 00:05:04.279 her elbow? 97 00:05:04.680 --> 00:05:05.040 Uh huh. 98 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:09.399 It's same, pretty much same. 99 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:12.959 But she went. She called yesterday and said she went 100 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:20.240 to urgent care because her wrist was hurting. Now she's 101 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:22.800 on speakerphone right God. 102 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:26.199 Like, DraftKings, what are you doing? Call us? We got 103 00:05:26.279 --> 00:05:30.000 your TV show. We got it here's and it's gonna 104 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:32.199 you're gonna make some much You're gonna make so many 105 00:05:32.240 --> 00:05:34.360 people laugh. You don't care about money. You got enough 106 00:05:34.399 --> 00:05:37.600 of that. Seriously, you want to entertain the masses. We 107 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:41.680 got you here you go, there you go. That's how 108 00:05:41.720 --> 00:05:44.680 we just started our TV show, Treverse City Hillbillies. 109 00:05:47.279 --> 00:05:49.439 It's a TV show, so it kind of reminds me 110 00:05:49.480 --> 00:05:53.519 of the Righteous Gemstones. But also Jason Bateman was in 111 00:05:53.600 --> 00:05:55.439 a TV show with a bunch of other famous people 112 00:05:55.639 --> 00:05:56.720 or their like rich family. 113 00:05:56.839 --> 00:05:57.759 The rest of the development. 114 00:05:57.959 --> 00:05:59.600 Yeah, yeah, I like that. 115 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:02.000 Yeah, but that's too much because you said that I 116 00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:04.120 looked at dressing and then I like fell out laughing 117 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:06.319 and giggling because I was like some questions, like how 118 00:06:06.360 --> 00:06:06.800 do you what? 119 00:06:07.319 --> 00:06:09.639 Because I don't remember her playing tennis. I had a 120 00:06:09.680 --> 00:06:13.759 lot of questions myself. You know, she calls, and I'm 121 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:15.879 always grateful she calls. You know, it's good to hear 122 00:06:15.879 --> 00:06:18.040 her voice. Mom's happy, you know. 123 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:25.360 But and she's like, went to the doctors, like, okays 124 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:29.079 on it. And I went to and I got tendonitis. 125 00:06:31.680 --> 00:06:34.839 I looked at my wife like, huh, take it back, tendonitis. 126 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:37.680 She's like, I got tendonitis in my wrist. I'm like, 127 00:06:38.560 --> 00:06:41.560 what do you mean? You're seventeen? How do you have 128 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:47.439 tendonitis already? And I'm thinking, hopefully you got a long, proper, 129 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:50.839 you know, prosperous life. But at seventeen, you got tendanitis. 130 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:52.959 You got a long way to go. 131 00:06:53.879 --> 00:06:58.040 In life before you that hard work she's been doing 132 00:06:58.360 --> 00:07:01.279 on the other floors, you got maker scrub and you 133 00:07:01.360 --> 00:07:04.000 know all that farmwork you guys ever doing. You know, 134 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:05.600 it's just I. 135 00:07:06.240 --> 00:07:10.439 Found it's a real interesting just Okay, we're gonna be 136 00:07:10.519 --> 00:07:21.519 running with tendonitis for a long while now, obviously, But. 137 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:24.560 Then what's worse is so then she's like, well, I 138 00:07:24.680 --> 00:07:29.680 called you because the doctor needed permission to treat me. 139 00:07:31.040 --> 00:07:33.160 And I'm like, yeah, well I didn't answer my work, 140 00:07:33.879 --> 00:07:36.560 like yeah, I know. So I called my dad and 141 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:42.079 he answered. I was like, oh god, and she goes, so. 142 00:07:42.319 --> 00:07:45.759 Then the doctor asked, yeah, what's your daughter's date of birth? 143 00:07:46.120 --> 00:07:51.240 And she goes, mom, it was a long pause, like 144 00:07:51.319 --> 00:07:54.759 a long pause. Your birthday is a day before his. 145 00:07:57.079 --> 00:08:00.319 He goes yeah, and then he's then he couldn't even 146 00:08:00.319 --> 00:08:01.800 say my birth year. And then he's like, I think 147 00:08:01.879 --> 00:08:06.879 twenty twelve. She was born in two thousand and seven. 148 00:08:09.519 --> 00:08:15.879 I mean, come on, obviously, mm hm oh lord. 149 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:20.000 Winter Winter chicken dinner. That's what happens when you use 150 00:08:20.639 --> 00:08:23.680 That's the kind of crazy and the shit that I 151 00:08:23.920 --> 00:08:31.560 got myself into using. Yeah, get sober, evaluate the situation. 152 00:08:32.159 --> 00:08:35.399 Never in a million years what I stuck around m 153 00:08:36.919 --> 00:08:39.600 But I live life. I learned a lot of hard 154 00:08:39.679 --> 00:08:45.639 lessons and that's why I'm here today. Don't regret the past, 155 00:08:46.759 --> 00:08:47.879 can't shut the door on it. 156 00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:51.000 All you can do. Yeah, And they say, you know, 157 00:08:51.039 --> 00:08:52.519 all you can do is hope not to repeat it. 158 00:08:52.639 --> 00:08:54.240 And it's more than a hope not to repeat it, 159 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:57.559 because there's situations you could have went down the same 160 00:08:57.639 --> 00:09:00.799 whole millions of times. You know, it's catching yourself in 161 00:09:00.840 --> 00:09:03.200 those situations or find yourself in this situation we're like, 162 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:05.519 oh this person's fun, or oh I like shopping with 163 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:08.279 this person, or maybe it was you know, early on, 164 00:09:08.519 --> 00:09:10.799 or you could have easily went down the wrong path. 165 00:09:10.879 --> 00:09:14.159 All of us could have. Yeah, we all know people 166 00:09:14.200 --> 00:09:16.480 who have died, you know, we that means we were 167 00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:18.679 in contact with them at one point in our recovery. 168 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:21.039 We could have easily been like, hey, let's go to 169 00:09:21.120 --> 00:09:23.360 the movies or whatever. You know, Like we could have 170 00:09:23.879 --> 00:09:26.000 went down the wrong path and thought, oh, well, yeah, 171 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:28.440 I can drink again, I can use, I can smoke this, 172 00:09:28.600 --> 00:09:31.279 I can snort that. It'd be fun tonight. No one'll know. 173 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:36.080 That's how that's how it starts, you know, but I 174 00:09:36.200 --> 00:09:37.639 don't only you don't have to do that today. And 175 00:09:38.320 --> 00:09:42.840 even with you know, seventeen year old, she's seventeen. Still, ye, 176 00:09:43.240 --> 00:09:49.120 your seventeen year old daughter. However, she injured her wrist. 177 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:54.399 You know, if they give her medications. You know, only 178 00:09:54.480 --> 00:10:01.039 so much you can do as a parent, and it 179 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:04.799 could be dangerous, you know, so as somewhat apparent, you know, 180 00:10:04.879 --> 00:10:07.799 and someone in recovery. I'm sure. I'm sure you've already 181 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:11.240 had plenty of talks with your daughter about drugs and 182 00:10:11.440 --> 00:10:14.279 the effects and what happens and stuff, and just like 183 00:10:14.360 --> 00:10:18.960 people had talks with us. Okay, it's not gonna happen 184 00:10:18.960 --> 00:10:22.960 to us, though. Yeah, them other people, you know, it's 185 00:10:24.039 --> 00:10:27.480 it's ridiculous what we'll talk ourselves into. But yeah, as 186 00:10:27.519 --> 00:10:29.519 long as we can at least share that and be 187 00:10:29.639 --> 00:10:31.240 open and they know they can come to us and 188 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:35.519 we're not going to judge them, you know. And for me, 189 00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:38.480 I'm just gonna lock Parker up. I'm going to take 190 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:40.679 them to an island somewhere and we're just gonna be chilling. 191 00:10:40.679 --> 00:10:44.360 I'm gonna tell him, like, no, this a sauce. He's 192 00:10:44.399 --> 00:10:45.919 gonna be kind of weirded out by the plane that 193 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:48.159 drops off all the food and all the workers that 194 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:51.080 work on the mansion and stuff like that. But that's fine. 195 00:10:51.879 --> 00:10:53.840 I'll just I'll make up a story about, oh, those 196 00:10:53.879 --> 00:10:56.399 are the only other people that exist only to service us. 197 00:10:56.799 --> 00:10:59.759 Yeah, and you just live like a village like Mwana, 198 00:10:59.840 --> 00:11:00.639 go swimming the lake. 199 00:11:00.720 --> 00:11:06.879 Yeah, m hmm, just with the air conditioning, you know, yeah, yeah, man, 200 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:09.919 Or if you know there's an island with no bugs, 201 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:12.159 which I heard like in Hawaii there's no bugs or something, 202 00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:15.320 or no mosquitoes. That's what it is. Just look at 203 00:11:15.360 --> 00:11:17.240 me like I just said something that was really stupid. 204 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:21.320 That's why I'm saying it. I'm realizing that was no 205 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:25.200 no bugs. But if there was a place with no 206 00:11:25.279 --> 00:11:32.720 bugs whatsoever, it exists nice. And here's the kicker, it's nice. 207 00:11:32.759 --> 00:11:37.960 Sixty five degrees all year oh below? Like what what 208 00:11:38.320 --> 00:11:45.440 is the perfect temperature that bugs don't like cold? I'm 209 00:11:45.480 --> 00:11:46.360 going to build a dome. 210 00:11:46.759 --> 00:11:50.200 I'm gonna say Northern Michigan's pretty good for like seven months, 211 00:11:51.039 --> 00:11:52.000 seven months out of the year. 212 00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:55.240 I think Northern Michigan does good. No skeeter do, but 213 00:11:55.559 --> 00:11:58.240 tell them bugs come out right something something about the 214 00:11:58.320 --> 00:12:00.440 cold doesn't quite kill the bugs. I don't know what 215 00:12:00.559 --> 00:12:02.440 it is. Make your dome out of cedar? Would they 216 00:12:02.480 --> 00:12:05.559 hate that? If we can get the aliens to change 217 00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:08.240 the DNA in bugs so that cold kills them all. 218 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:10.960 But then they're like, no, we got to feed the birds, 219 00:12:11.000 --> 00:12:13.480 and like, well, let the birds need something better. Change 220 00:12:13.519 --> 00:12:15.639 their DNA to let them eat something else. It sucks 221 00:12:15.840 --> 00:12:18.519 cold already kills all the bugs. It's just got to 222 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:21.519 get like thirty degrees or like really low. We need 223 00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:25.159 someone to change the programming so that okay, so that 224 00:12:25.600 --> 00:12:30.799 you know, the birds eat weeds. Weeds, God, what's up. 225 00:12:30.919 --> 00:12:32.759 Make the birds eat the weeds so they don't have 226 00:12:32.799 --> 00:12:34.480 to eat the bugs and get rid of all bugs. 227 00:12:36.000 --> 00:12:37.919 Send me an email, let me know what else I'm missing. 228 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:40.799 Just chat GPT it to me. 229 00:12:41.399 --> 00:12:42.279 We need to talk. 230 00:12:42.600 --> 00:12:45.080 Yeah, yeah, because I mean, if there's another bug that 231 00:12:45.120 --> 00:12:47.720 we need to like make something else eater live, maybe 232 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:50.279 we can let slide. But what's the purpose of them. 233 00:12:50.200 --> 00:12:52.080 You know, I think let's just get rid of them. 234 00:12:52.200 --> 00:12:53.759 Skeeters the table. 235 00:12:53.799 --> 00:12:54.000 Yeah. 236 00:12:56.000 --> 00:13:00.960 Last night I had a dinner with in laws, which 237 00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:02.720 it was It was fun, it was cool, went over there, 238 00:13:02.759 --> 00:13:05.000 it was a good time. But we started talking about 239 00:13:05.039 --> 00:13:06.480 something and I started going on this rabbit hole and 240 00:13:06.519 --> 00:13:08.120 I had to shut up. The whole time I'm driving home, 241 00:13:08.159 --> 00:13:09.600 I'm thinking about it, and I'm wanting to say something 242 00:13:09.639 --> 00:13:11.879 to Marnie, but she is just at a point of 243 00:13:12.080 --> 00:13:18.000 just shut your mouth, Corey obviously, yep, So I did. 244 00:13:19.240 --> 00:13:21.080 Then we get home just about home, and I'm like, 245 00:13:21.200 --> 00:13:24.919 oh crap, your car is at work. Let's turn back around. 246 00:13:25.360 --> 00:13:27.360 So we had to come all the way back anyway. 247 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:36.120 So when when we're there, they start talking about like 248 00:13:36.360 --> 00:13:39.000 birth or so we got on like a subject of 249 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:44.919 like birth or something and cave men and older times. 250 00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:47.200 How did this happen? And of course my mind starts 251 00:13:47.240 --> 00:13:49.679 really going back to the caveman times, and I'm like, dude, 252 00:13:49.759 --> 00:13:51.840 like Marnie, if I have we've had this discussion we 253 00:13:51.879 --> 00:13:54.159 want to have talked about on the podcast, like men 254 00:13:56.200 --> 00:14:00.720 were not built for kids, the kids and men. We're 255 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:03.480 supposed to be out there fighting dinosaurs and stuff and 256 00:14:04.000 --> 00:14:07.759 doing what we do. There's no way. I mean Parker 257 00:14:07.799 --> 00:14:08.799 when he was literally little. 258 00:14:08.879 --> 00:14:09.000 You know. 259 00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:11.279 I feel like I've dealt with a lot of it, 260 00:14:11.799 --> 00:14:13.440 but man, there was times where I'm like how how 261 00:14:13.639 --> 00:14:16.120 how like? And I start picturing myself in k man time, 262 00:14:16.240 --> 00:14:18.799 like I'm holding a baby, like no, nope, you know, 263 00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:22.240 you know, I'm being chased by a dinosaur. Here you go, 264 00:14:22.559 --> 00:14:25.279 I'm tossing that baby up here you go. You know, 265 00:14:25.360 --> 00:14:28.360 And I don't know a woman. You know, women, that's 266 00:14:28.360 --> 00:14:31.200 why they're so special, I think, because they have this 267 00:14:31.679 --> 00:14:34.120 instinct that in the people say it's natural, and maybe 268 00:14:34.159 --> 00:14:36.480 it is. It's not, you know, not because not all 269 00:14:36.559 --> 00:14:39.080 moms I think are great, but they still have this 270 00:14:39.320 --> 00:14:43.279 instinct I think in there we don't, you know, like 271 00:14:43.320 --> 00:14:44.879 a lion's tastes. Any what are you doing here? 272 00:14:44.879 --> 00:14:45.080 You go? 273 00:14:46.559 --> 00:14:48.600 I only know you a couple weeks, liw buddy, right, 274 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:50.639 I can make more of you. I only need to 275 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:51.159 out run you. 276 00:14:51.519 --> 00:14:51.720 Yeah. 277 00:14:52.360 --> 00:14:55.200 Yeah, I'm gonna throw you up real high, okay, and 278 00:14:55.279 --> 00:14:57.480 Lione's gonna wait for you to give daddy some time. Yeah. 279 00:14:57.759 --> 00:15:03.799 Or they think the provider slash mother like nurture came from, 280 00:15:04.639 --> 00:15:07.600 was there's real sabor. Two tigers out there trying to 281 00:15:07.639 --> 00:15:11.360 eat us. So daddy had to protect and feed Mommy 282 00:15:11.399 --> 00:15:13.759 had to shut that kid up so that tiger didn't 283 00:15:13.799 --> 00:15:14.679 find him, you know. 284 00:15:15.320 --> 00:15:17.919 And I'm not saying that men can't do it. I'm 285 00:15:17.960 --> 00:15:20.639 not saying that at all, because there's women that have 286 00:15:20.759 --> 00:15:22.399 to step up to be that dad role too, and 287 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:25.399 women do it. But as far as like that natural, 288 00:15:25.559 --> 00:15:27.960 like how I'm feeling. Obviously I didn't throw my kid 289 00:15:28.000 --> 00:15:31.039 into the woods or anything, you know, but thinking about it, 290 00:15:31.120 --> 00:15:33.440 you know, like back in the day, but we started 291 00:15:33.480 --> 00:15:35.559 going down this rabbit hole of kids and making kids, 292 00:15:35.600 --> 00:15:37.120 and I'm like, how do you even make kids back 293 00:15:37.159 --> 00:15:39.759 in k Man days? Like, it's not it would not 294 00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:43.279 be a fun experience. You had no toilet paper, they 295 00:15:43.279 --> 00:15:45.919 didn't know any better. Nah, But it wouldn't be fun. 296 00:15:46.559 --> 00:15:49.279 It was for them, nah, like it is today, dude, 297 00:15:49.519 --> 00:15:51.240 Like it's fun. But like back in the day, like 298 00:15:51.279 --> 00:15:54.120 that would it would It wouldn't be fun. Like I 299 00:15:54.200 --> 00:15:56.679 bet women were running around like just trying to throw 300 00:15:56.759 --> 00:16:00.080 men against rocks and it wouldn't be fun. 301 00:16:02.080 --> 00:16:05.480 Even during like imagine even during like the what did 302 00:16:05.519 --> 00:16:11.440 we watch that was that dragon movie we watched in 303 00:16:11.559 --> 00:16:13.360 COVID Game of Thrones? 304 00:16:14.600 --> 00:16:15.399 What was it? 305 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:17.919 Yeah, house a dragon or something? 306 00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:19.720 No, but yeah, they have sex in that, and I 307 00:16:19.799 --> 00:16:20.519 wanted the same, Like. 308 00:16:20.600 --> 00:16:24.200 But that doesn't look good when the babies come out 309 00:16:24.320 --> 00:16:24.519 like that. 310 00:16:27.000 --> 00:16:30.360 Yeah, and just that part of it too, the coming out, 311 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:33.919 but the putting, Yeah, the making the baby part is 312 00:16:34.000 --> 00:16:35.919 what I'm talking about, Like, it just wouldn't be fun. 313 00:16:36.960 --> 00:16:39.799 I think back then, only it was more of a 314 00:16:40.639 --> 00:16:41.960 survival of the fittest situation. 315 00:16:42.039 --> 00:16:45.759 I wonder people couldn't smell back then. Well, I'm trying 316 00:16:45.799 --> 00:16:50.159 to say is when we could, like what was smell invented? 317 00:16:51.519 --> 00:16:54.120 Because everybody smelled the same, right, I don't know. 318 00:16:54.279 --> 00:16:58.240 I mean if you live in a house with cat 319 00:16:58.279 --> 00:17:01.399 feces all over, guess what, you don't even know it? Yeah, 320 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:03.879 because if you don't clean it and you leave the house, 321 00:17:03.960 --> 00:17:05.920 other people are like, dude, just like when we smoked. 322 00:17:06.039 --> 00:17:08.920 That's that's my biggest fear of today. Like, honey, I 323 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:11.480 think our house was like doh, like it doesn't. I'm like, no, 324 00:17:11.599 --> 00:17:15.000 I think it does. So back then, I think everything 325 00:17:15.160 --> 00:17:20.319 just smelled like because nobody was brushing their teeth. I 326 00:17:20.400 --> 00:17:23.039 mean when I mean when I was clone invented, well, 327 00:17:23.079 --> 00:17:25.000 I'm talking like years before that. 328 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:27.160 You had to be royalty to have that stuff. The 329 00:17:27.279 --> 00:17:29.880 only people who knew how to smell good were rich 330 00:17:30.000 --> 00:17:34.880 and royal people, right, so everybody else they liked that. 331 00:17:35.200 --> 00:17:35.240 No. 332 00:17:35.599 --> 00:17:38.920 I think caveman they knew that was time for the snooze. 333 00:17:39.079 --> 00:17:42.839 I think the caveman would take mint leaves and rubbing 334 00:17:42.880 --> 00:17:45.160 on on the old gents. You know, maybe not mint, 335 00:17:45.240 --> 00:17:48.319 maybe rosemary or as I say, mint would maybe not 336 00:17:55.039 --> 00:17:59.960 gay feel your south He's like, well, they're using kind 337 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:03.400 and pepper on a Caveman talk. 338 00:18:04.920 --> 00:18:07.640 Here's that movie ten thousand BC forever ago. It was 339 00:18:07.680 --> 00:18:09.480 so terrible, but I loved it when he came out 340 00:18:09.519 --> 00:18:11.880 because it was like caveman and he did. He goes 341 00:18:11.960 --> 00:18:14.559 south and these other tribe gives him a pepper and 342 00:18:14.599 --> 00:18:16.319 he's the hell he puts it in his mouth. 343 00:18:16.400 --> 00:18:21.160 He's like, oh, like a dick, Like I want you 344 00:18:21.160 --> 00:18:23.200 to do that. You meet this and that person from 345 00:18:23.240 --> 00:18:26.200 a different similization, like if somebody like came here, like 346 00:18:26.279 --> 00:18:28.319 we're gonna give him some like fake candy that just 347 00:18:28.359 --> 00:18:31.920 turns his mouth sour and blue. Here you go, the delicacy. 348 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:34.839 We love this assholes like, we wouldn't do that. That's stupid. Now, 349 00:18:34.880 --> 00:18:35.519 we probably would. 350 00:18:37.759 --> 00:18:39.400 That's why I think aliens have been here and they 351 00:18:39.480 --> 00:18:40.960 left because we screwed with him. 352 00:18:41.880 --> 00:18:43.920 I mean, but that's why I started down some other 353 00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:46.759 rabbit hole of them. Okay, like where I mean, it 354 00:18:46.920 --> 00:18:48.960 doesn't make sense, and I want somebody to explain it 355 00:18:49.000 --> 00:18:51.400 to me. I want to go into like some kind 356 00:18:51.400 --> 00:18:56.319 of history room or a teacher or somebody really smart 357 00:18:56.640 --> 00:18:58.319 point or they can just send me a video. I'll 358 00:18:58.319 --> 00:19:00.759 watch it. Just explain it to me, Like how did 359 00:19:00.839 --> 00:19:03.240 it happen because they're just like, oh, evolution, we went 360 00:19:03.319 --> 00:19:06.039 from like fish to the okay whatever, I thought that 361 00:19:06.160 --> 00:19:09.119 was already like blown up because of the DNA thing, 362 00:19:09.240 --> 00:19:15.599 but whatever. Then show me how the fish happened. You're one, 363 00:19:15.640 --> 00:19:18.640 what happened? Just a little guy had a little arm. No, 364 00:19:19.039 --> 00:19:22.079 it didn't, Like that's stupid, but like, think about how 365 00:19:22.160 --> 00:19:23.599 really did it happen? Because you got to have a 366 00:19:23.680 --> 00:19:27.240 man a woman. You can't Parker, I know he's one. 367 00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:31.400 He wouldn't make it. You gotta have the mom. They 368 00:19:31.440 --> 00:19:33.319 didn't have formula, they have a story. You go by 369 00:19:33.359 --> 00:19:38.440 formula from like how where did we come from? It 370 00:19:38.559 --> 00:19:40.480 just doesn't make sense. And then just the rabbit hole 371 00:19:40.559 --> 00:19:42.279 after rabbit hole, and I'm just like its just like 372 00:19:42.359 --> 00:19:44.279 I love this stuff. I can't wait to talk. No, 373 00:19:44.400 --> 00:19:45.000 I just can't. 374 00:19:45.680 --> 00:19:47.559 Obviously I can't speak with you about it because you 375 00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:50.079 hold on to your psycho ideas. 376 00:19:51.359 --> 00:19:54.039 Like psycho ideas, they're just questions that I want to answer. 377 00:19:54.200 --> 00:19:56.160 There are real theories out there. Whatever time I present 378 00:19:56.240 --> 00:19:58.119 you with them, you're like, no, I don't finking make 379 00:19:58.160 --> 00:19:58.599 any sense. 380 00:19:58.640 --> 00:20:01.559 I was like, neither does well cutting penises off of 381 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:06.279 people or whatever, eating scrolltums, like what what do you 382 00:20:06.400 --> 00:20:08.920 tell me to the episode about it? Stop? Okay, wait 383 00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:12.359 where did that come from? Because you said like cutting 384 00:20:12.440 --> 00:20:14.160 they had the guy was like, here and go cut 385 00:20:14.200 --> 00:20:17.519 off some scrotums. After our victory, we did a podcast 386 00:20:19.799 --> 00:20:22.200 see see see like like I was crazy in my 387 00:20:23.000 --> 00:20:25.440 crazy ways. Well, no, I was bringing that up because 388 00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:29.920 it's crazy. Obviously it was. It was foreskin, the same 389 00:20:30.000 --> 00:20:32.160 thing whatever, It's probably not, but. 390 00:20:34.920 --> 00:20:36.839 I have to say, we're gonna go back to the 391 00:20:36.960 --> 00:20:41.119 smelling real quick is a natural sense and it wasn't 392 00:20:41.160 --> 00:20:42.200 ever invented. 393 00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:45.519 Well, I claim I invented it today. Then it just 394 00:20:45.720 --> 00:20:52.160 has Christopher and I got it and everything discovered America. 395 00:20:54.079 --> 00:20:57.200 Obviously, I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell my clients today. 396 00:20:57.400 --> 00:20:59.880 My boss discovered spelling today. 397 00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:01.119 You should tell her she. 398 00:21:03.119 --> 00:21:05.720 Slipped her lid. No, this car around. 399 00:21:06.200 --> 00:21:09.640 Yes, those poor people before today, they couldn't smell. 400 00:21:10.319 --> 00:21:12.880 She's the best person. You should say that, your your 401 00:21:13.000 --> 00:21:15.079