Speaker 1: Minnesota. Goodbye, let's get started. Let's first off, give a
Speaker 1: hearty round of applause. Is Secretary Brie. Secretary Bree who
Speaker 1: is here today. Secretary Bree is the one who mails
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Speaker 1: unpaid labor as.
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Speaker 1: here we go, howdy, says Teresa. I was listening to
Speaker 1: the show this morning on Tuesday, and I got to
Speaker 1: say that Bernie the Dog calling in to talk today
Speaker 1: was the absolute best in fairness to the Dave. It's
Speaker 1: cool if you never do it again, but thanks for
Speaker 1: making my morning with that. That was Bailey calling in
Speaker 1: and doing a really bad Bernie impression.
Speaker 3: I think we can we can admit what it was.
Speaker 1: Do you think so? Do you think so? Do you
Speaker 1: think we can actually admit that it was not my actually.
Speaker 4: Dog, yeah, I just not on the radio. We must
Speaker 4: make everyone believe it.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, Bailey. Were you pooping?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I was just pan.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, you werek on for a while. I think
Speaker 1: she's pooping.
Speaker 2: Wipe twice he did.
Speaker 1: Okay, good move on. Also, just as I was pulling
Speaker 1: up to my office, you announced that some dude named
Speaker 1: Asher was going to share something women need to stop
Speaker 1: doing on dating apps. I couldn't wait through the commercials
Speaker 1: to find out. So can you share this wisdom on
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye? What did Asher say on the on
Speaker 1: the on the radio, Jenny that.
Speaker 4: Woman need to stop using filters or photoshopping basically their
Speaker 4: photos that are on their dating apps.
Speaker 3: Because he goes out.
Speaker 2: On oh yeah, pancake flipping hogs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know where he came up with the word. He
Speaker 1: said that, You know, he meets these women that are
Speaker 1: beautiful on the dating apps and then he sees them
Speaker 1: in person they are quote, pancake flipping hogs. Now, that
Speaker 1: made me kind of giggle because it's such a stupid description.
Speaker 1: Pancake flipping has nothing to do with you the way
Speaker 1: you look.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if anything. It's a skill, you know.
Speaker 1: It is a pancake flip and hog, what the hell
Speaker 1: is ugly?
Speaker 5: But at least I can cook, you know.
Speaker 1: So she knew it was about dating apps, and she
Speaker 1: goes on to say, I'm deep into dating app world,
Speaker 1: that it is wild. My piece of advice for anybody
Speaker 1: is this, use a nice, normal, smiling picture of just
Speaker 1: you as your main photo. If it's anything else, it
Speaker 1: can be assumed that you are over the top, red
Speaker 1: flag worthy obsessed with whatever is in your picture, whether
Speaker 1: it's your Mustang or your fish, or cosplay party boats
Speaker 1: or the gym. And my god, if one more guy
Speaker 1: says he is and I quote looking for his partner
Speaker 1: in crime to go on adventures. But is that a thing?
Speaker 5: Yes, an adventure. That's that's in every single man's dating profile. Ever,
Speaker 5: it's looking for someone to go on adventures with, or
Speaker 5: looking for yeah, my partner in crime to go on
Speaker 5: adventures with. Everybody wants a freaking adventure.
Speaker 1: Shut up, she said. If I see it one more,
Speaker 1: I will cut a bitch. Yes, I'm trying to find
Speaker 1: somebody who will give me peace, not spike my adrenaline.
Speaker 1: But I digress. Dar't lick lick my friends that is
Speaker 1: from Teresa.
Speaker 4: That's so funny because I would I would actually find
Speaker 4: that appealing. If someone said, I'm looking for someone to
Speaker 4: go on an adventure with.
Speaker 1: Because you love adventure. Yeah, well, it depends on what
Speaker 1: kind of adventure. I'm the same way if I were single,
Speaker 1: I'd want somebody who wants to go flying, who wants
Speaker 1: to go hiking, he wants to go on a motorcycle ride,
Speaker 1: because I like adventure. But you might consider something different
Speaker 1: to be an adventure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, whether it's like travel or something like that.
Speaker 4: I think there are a lot of people that do
Speaker 4: just generalize it, so I don't know exactly what they're
Speaker 4: talking about. But if someone says, like, oh, looking for
Speaker 4: my new travel buddy and to go on adventures withe
Speaker 4: or something like that's very appealing to me.
Speaker 5: See, I think I don't mind if you're into adventure,
Speaker 5: but just be specific. It's your dating profile, and if
Speaker 5: you just say looking for adventure and I see that
Speaker 5: on every single dating profile, then I'm going to think
Speaker 5: you didn't think far enough into the prompt. So like
Speaker 5: that's what I've made. My main advice is answer the
Speaker 5: freaking prompt if you just say, like, tell us, tell
Speaker 5: me one thing you don't know about me, and your
Speaker 5: response is just ask?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah they do?
Speaker 4: But okay, are there more dating apps that have prompts
Speaker 4: outside of Hinge? Because that's the only one that I've
Speaker 4: opened since being single again, and honestly, I felt like
Speaker 4: I was fucking writing a resume about myself and it
Speaker 4: was exhausting and I didn't put barely any effort into mine,
Speaker 4: and then I just stopped using it.
Speaker 5: So yeah, too, I mean that's the one that's used
Speaker 5: the most. I'd say, like Hinge and Bumble, because like,
Speaker 5: I think Tinder kind of has a bad rap in general,
Speaker 5: and people don't use it as much anymore. Really, Okay,
Speaker 5: Hinge and Bumble are probably the two most popular ones.
Speaker 3: Does Bumble have those prompts?
Speaker 5: Though? Now I don't remember? Okay, I don't remember, but
Speaker 5: I know Hinge does. But yeah, it's annoying because you
Speaker 5: have to write a lot. But like, if you want
Speaker 5: to find quality people, just like take five minutes and
Speaker 5: just like write actual answers, not just ask or yeah
Speaker 5: looking up to don crime.
Speaker 1: All right, Kristin writes in with another random question. Thanks
Speaker 1: Christin for being a regular contributor. What occupation do you
Speaker 1: believe that you could just never do? I'm a commissioned artist.
Speaker 1: I do drawings, murals, props, paintings, et cetera.
Speaker 5: Cool.
Speaker 1: I think I could never be some sort of chef.
Speaker 1: Dealing with people's food just stresses me out so much.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys. All All right from Kristin, Jenny will start
Speaker 1: with you. What occupation do you think you could never do?
Speaker 4: Anything that involves needles, blood carving people open? I could
Speaker 4: never be some kind of surgeon, now that I'm smart
Speaker 4: enough to, but I just could never do things like
Speaker 4: that because I'm the type of person during Gray's Anatomy
Speaker 4: that I put my hands over my face during certain
Speaker 4: scenes because I couldn't handle it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree. I definitely could not work with like scapels,
Speaker 5: but also human resources people who have to listen to
Speaker 5: others complain all day. I could not be like a
Speaker 5: guest relations kind of person at all and just listen
Speaker 5: to people complain and be like, thank you so much,
Speaker 5: we love you as a customer, please don't leave us. He he.
Speaker 5: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't think of I think sales first of all,
Speaker 1: if I were selling something, Let's say I'm selling microwave
Speaker 1: upons and you come into my store and I'm selling
Speaker 1: microwave up its like, okay, this has got three hundred
Speaker 1: watts of power and it's got a thirty second button
Speaker 1: that bebeba and they'm like yeah, I'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: fuck you. You know you don't like it, you don't
Speaker 1: like you know, don't want this. Fuck you freaking as.
Speaker 1: It's like if I had to sell for the radio station.
Speaker 1: I went over to you know, Don's body shop and
Speaker 1: I'm like, Donn, you really should advertise on KTWB because
Speaker 1: you know, we have a wide reach of a variety
Speaker 1: of ages of listeners and they're actually rather affluent. We
Speaker 1: have a very affluent audience that probably needs your and
Speaker 1: the don be like yeah, I don't think I'd be
Speaker 1: fuck you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, well then fuck you. I hope your
Speaker 1: business fucking fails. Just shit, fuck WHOA. I could never
Speaker 1: do sales. I would. I would. I'm a number one.
Speaker 1: I think that what they say you get to sell
Speaker 1: yourself first and make people like.
Speaker 3: You, Yeah you do. I don't care people first.
Speaker 1: I don't want people like.
Speaker 4: You would not be able to do sales or customer service.
Speaker 4: You would be the worst fucking server ever.
Speaker 1: You would server would be a good server.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't you every single customer too.
Speaker 1: You would get So can I get extra thousand island
Speaker 1: dressing on the side, No, fuck you. You'll get what you get.
Speaker 1: What you get. You don't like it, then go somewhere else.
Speaker 1: There's another fucking restaurant across the street. You a little bitch.
Speaker 4: See, you would have been good at if you worked
Speaker 4: at Dick's last resort, where they were purposely assholes to
Speaker 4: people that.
Speaker 1: Made me so uncomfortable. We went there with the grandkids
Speaker 1: one time and they make you a hat that says,
Speaker 1: you know, fat fuck or whatever, and then you put
Speaker 1: a hat. You know what I'm talking about, right, And
Speaker 1: then they were rude and then it made us uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: And the server I got to give her credit, realized
Speaker 1: that it made us uncomfortable, so she toned it down
Speaker 1: a little bit. It was not not my thing. Oh
Speaker 1: all right, next email, have not pre read this one,
Speaker 1: so you're ready to roll the dice with me here.
Speaker 1: I wanted to ride in. Let you guys know how
Speaker 1: much I love that you do YouTube live. I've been
Speaker 1: watching almost every day since you first started doing them.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite part of the day. I get so
Speaker 1: bummed when one of you is gone and you don't
Speaker 1: do the lives. But I understand. I feel like YouTube
Speaker 1: is probably not your most viewed platform, and maybe it's
Speaker 1: annoying to have cameras on for most of the show.
Speaker 1: But I want to let you guys you know that
Speaker 1: you have at least one viewer lol who looks forward
Speaker 1: to it every day. And I really appreciate all the
Speaker 1: work that goes into the live streams. I think that's
Speaker 1: one thing that we we could do better at. And
Speaker 1: I don't know how to attract people to watch the
Speaker 1: YouTube stream. But how many people do you think we
Speaker 1: get watching during YouTube Forty not horrible.
Speaker 5: No, I mean it's forty more people that wouldn't be
Speaker 5: there if you comment back and forth, because I know,
Speaker 5: I mean, if people like are chatting, then I will.
Speaker 5: Sometimes they're just saying like, Hi, I don't know Hi.
Speaker 1: Do you answer back? High?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, good that being said, I'm curious if that is
Speaker 1: something you guys chose to start doing for fun or
Speaker 1: was it something the boss started requiring of you. It
Speaker 1: was my idea, and I actually paid for the four
Speaker 1: thousand dollars worth of lighting and camera and switcher equipment
Speaker 1: because I thought it would be a good investment in
Speaker 1: the show. And I honestly thought that the sales team
Speaker 1: would be able to sell a sponsorship to like, you know,
Speaker 1: Chucking Down's dog food and put their logo in the
Speaker 1: middle of the corner of the screen. And they just
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not blaming the salespeople, but they just
Speaker 1: they either don't get it or they can't sell it.
Speaker 1: So it's still there, it's still free. But if you
Speaker 1: want to sponsor it, you send me venmo me five
Speaker 1: dollars and I will put your business name in the
Speaker 1: corner of the YouTube.
Speaker 3: Of one day for one day, for one day.
Speaker 1: Why not do five bucks a day? How about five
Speaker 1: bucks a day?
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna I'm going to give you five dollars.
Speaker 4: You can put my travel website on the corner.
Speaker 1: I can't do that though, because we are not allowed
Speaker 1: to use our facilities or broadcasting.
Speaker 3: You're not making any money off of my travel day.
Speaker 1: It still does that's your fault. See that's oh now,
Speaker 1: your travel website okay maybe okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Kidding, I don't that's not we don't need to do that.
Speaker 5: I give you five dollars. You could just put my
Speaker 5: face in the corner.
Speaker 1: Yeah done, good bit. Yeah, venmo it to me. She
Speaker 1: goes on to say, do you guys enjoy it? Or
Speaker 1: does the cameras get annoying all the time? I don't
Speaker 1: even notice. I don't even think about it. Jenny mentioned
Speaker 1: on her I'm Still Fun podcast that the lights get
Speaker 1: annoying because her eyes are so sensitive to light, and
Speaker 1: that's what made me think to ask this. Although that
Speaker 1: was months ago, I'm just now getting around to sending
Speaker 1: this email. Okay, goodby, I love y'all. Thanks for keeping
Speaker 1: me company every morning from Miranda. Thank you Miranda for
Speaker 1: being on the YouTube stream every morning.
Speaker 4: I do hate the big lights so so much. I
Speaker 4: hate a big light in general in any kind of room.
Speaker 4: I want more of a lamp vibe than overhead light.
Speaker 4: But I just think I have very sensitive eyes. So
Speaker 4: as soon as those lights get turned on every day
Speaker 4: around seven o'clock, Bailey knows that when we're done, I'm
Speaker 4: usually like, Bailly, we're done.
Speaker 3: Right, Please turn these off off?
Speaker 4: The light. Immediately go unplug the lights because it really
Speaker 4: affects not my vision, but it just annoys me.
Speaker 3: It gives me a headache. Almost my eye twitches sometimes.
Speaker 2: Fluorescent yeah it is, Yeah, it's very good.
Speaker 5: I don't mind the lights. But my camera is is
Speaker 5: probably the least flattering, flattering of everybody's camera.
Speaker 1: I would agree because I tell Bailey all the time
Speaker 1: in kind of a joking way, but it's also true.
Speaker 1: You're kind of hot, but the camera is not your friend.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's the angle or what, because
Speaker 1: it makes you look like you have a longer face
Speaker 1: than you do. You know, or you.
Speaker 5: Does make me self conscious every time I open up
Speaker 5: the YouTube live and I see my face and I'm like,
Speaker 5: god see, I.
Speaker 2: Was going to ask if it makes you self conscious.
Speaker 2: I'd have to keep it closed because I would look
Speaker 2: at myself to make sure I don't look stupid, which
Speaker 2: I do all the booger or you know that kind
Speaker 2: of stuff.
Speaker 5: I just want to make sure I don't look stupid
Speaker 5: as stupid.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you where you looked really good in
Speaker 1: yesterday's teaser video where We're all going tomorrow in the day,
Speaker 1: Ryan show you looked really good in that we had.
Speaker 5: The lighting from the outside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, natural light.
Speaker 1: Okay, because yeah, I thought you looked kind of hot.
Speaker 1: Does it bother you when I say you look kind
Speaker 1: of hot? Because they can't get away with that over
Speaker 1: it like Wells Fargo.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's somebody telling me that. So that's nice.
Speaker 1: Are you now fishing for compliments that?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Nobody ever tells you that you.
Speaker 5: My cat gives me enough love without speaking English.
Speaker 1: All right, text it or write an email and tell
Speaker 1: me that Bailey's kind of hot? Do it? Okay? Next one,
Speaker 1: we got time for I think one more. Hello friends.
Speaker 1: Quick note as I lay miserable from a cheesecake that
Speaker 1: was my birthday, Eve demize fucking cheesecake. I believe every
Speaker 1: now and then and then we all like to get
Speaker 1: petty and maybe petty revenge. I'm a small petty revenge person,
Speaker 1: but I enjoy it so thoroughly. Okay. Not sure where
Speaker 1: the cheesecake went in there, but I love it. What
Speaker 1: are you petty about? Or what's your petty revenge? Today?
Speaker 1: I'm doing laundry. My roommates normally do theirs on weekends,
Speaker 1: no big deal, but they always leave their stuff in
Speaker 1: the dryer. To clarify, it's not a complete laundry day,
Speaker 1: it's only a washing and drying day. Anyway, I'm so
Speaker 1: ocd that I can't toss it in a basket without
Speaker 1: folding it. But I am petty enough to fold it
Speaker 1: as it comes out of the dryer. If it's inside out,
Speaker 1: it gets folded inside out. I'm being nice enough to
Speaker 1: fold your laundry, but I'm doing it on my own terms.
Speaker 1: Tell me your pettiness please, and thank you one dart lick,
Speaker 1: because you're girl isn't feeling the greatest. That's from Shannon.
Speaker 1: Shannon was apparently high when she wrote this. It's very odd,
Speaker 1: but I love this email. I do the same thing
Speaker 1: when I fold laundry. Susan takes her clothes off and
Speaker 1: she cannot do it without her socks going inside out,
Speaker 1: her pants and her shirt's going inside out. I fold
Speaker 1: it that way and she gets a little bit pissy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, take your clothes off like an adult. Because
Speaker 1: take your clothes off like an adult, you get to
Speaker 1: turn them inside out eventually. Anyway, So I'm petty that way.
Speaker 5: I'm I can think about being petty. I know, I
Speaker 5: am petty. I can't think of like actual examples necessarily,
Speaker 5: but I mean every time I go to my mom's house.
Speaker 5: I love my mom, she's not necessarily the cleanest person,
Speaker 5: so I literally walk in the door and just start
Speaker 5: cleaning things so she can see me doing it, and she.
Speaker 1: Like, that's kind of a passive aggressive way. Did you
Speaker 1: say you went to a relative's house.
Speaker 5: I went to my aunt's house yesterday. I love my aunt.
Speaker 5: She's like eighty something, but her house smells like cat peek.
Speaker 5: She has a cat that's got like a leaky butt,
Speaker 5: so the whole house smells like cat pee. And she
Speaker 5: overfeeds all of her animals, so she has these two
Speaker 5: massive dogs that are truly like a horse. They are
Speaker 5: so huge, and there's dog hair everywhere, and it smells
Speaker 5: like cat py just covered in dog hair, and it's
Speaker 5: awful because I love her, but I hate sitting in
Speaker 5: that house. But it's not my place to like clean.
Speaker 1: No, no, so you don't.
Speaker 5: It's my aunt, But at my mom's house, I will.
Speaker 1: Jenny, what are you petty about?
Speaker 4: The petty thing I used to do in my last
Speaker 4: relationship was he never knew where any of his shit
Speaker 4: was so I would literally be trying to go out
Speaker 4: the door with him and he'd be like, where are
Speaker 4: my keys? And I'd be looking right at them, and
Speaker 4: he'd be frantically looking all over the house, and I
Speaker 4: wouldn't tell them where they were as I was looking
Speaker 4: to write at them.
Speaker 1: Oh you suh. That's a hard one. By the way,
Speaker 1: I will bring this up for Jenny. Jenny is tired
Speaker 1: of people that don't know her well asking about her relationship.
Speaker 1: So if you run into Jenny at the Costco or
Speaker 1: you're running to Jenny at the library, don't go, God,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I heard about your Just don't because
Speaker 1: Jenny is too nice to like say this herself. But
Speaker 1: Jenny is expressed that she is really tired of people saying,
Speaker 1: tell me what happened. Oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 4: So it's usually not nosy tell me what happened, it's
Speaker 4: just bringing it up, and it's like, I don't want
Speaker 4: to talk about it. If I look like I'm in
Speaker 4: a good mood, You're going to bring my mood down
Speaker 4: if you bring that up.
Speaker 5: So just don't you know I want to giving unsolicited advice.
Speaker 5: You'll be okay, shut up, you don't know me.
Speaker 1: And that's it for the Minnesota Goodbye. We got to
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