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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota. Goodbye, let's get started. Let's first off, give a

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<v Speaker 1>hearty round of applause. Is Secretary Brie. Secretary Bree who

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<v Speaker 1>is here today. Secretary Bree is the one who mails

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<v Speaker 1>out the staff writer stickers. And are you enjoying your

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<v Speaker 1>unpaid labor as.

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<v Speaker 2>A scary time? I'm here. I'll come back every time

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<v Speaker 2>on paid. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I get more Do you need more stickers? I

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<v Speaker 2>You know I can take someone never hurts.

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<v Speaker 1>Or staff writer stickers. If you want a staff writer stickers,

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<v Speaker 1>so make sure you include your email address. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, howdy, says Teresa. I was listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the show this morning on Tuesday, and I got to

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<v Speaker 1>say that Bernie the Dog calling in to talk today

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<v Speaker 1>was the absolute best in fairness to the Dave. It's

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<v Speaker 1>cool if you never do it again, but thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>making my morning with that. That was Bailey calling in

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<v Speaker 1>and doing a really bad Bernie impression.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we can we can admit what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think so? Do you think so? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think we can actually admit that it was not my actually.

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<v Speaker 4>Dog, yeah, I just not on the radio. We must

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<v Speaker 4>make everyone believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back, Bailey. Were you pooping?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 5>I was just pan.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay, you werek on for a while. I think

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<v Speaker 1>she's pooping.

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<v Speaker 2>Wipe twice he did.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good move on. Also, just as I was pulling

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<v Speaker 1>up to my office, you announced that some dude named

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<v Speaker 1>Asher was going to share something women need to stop

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<v Speaker 1>doing on dating apps. I couldn't wait through the commercials

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<v Speaker 1>to find out. So can you share this wisdom on

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota Goodbye? What did Asher say on the on

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<v Speaker 1>the on the radio, Jenny that.

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<v Speaker 4>Woman need to stop using filters or photoshopping basically their

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<v Speaker 4>photos that are on their dating apps.

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<v Speaker 3>Because he goes out.

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<v Speaker 2>On oh yeah, pancake flipping hogs.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yes, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know where he came up with the word. He

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<v Speaker 1>said that, You know, he meets these women that are

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful on the dating apps and then he sees them

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<v Speaker 1>in person they are quote, pancake flipping hogs. Now, that

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<v Speaker 1>made me kind of giggle because it's such a stupid description.

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<v Speaker 1>Pancake flipping has nothing to do with you the way

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<v Speaker 1>you look.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, if anything. It's a skill, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a pancake flip and hog, what the hell

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<v Speaker 1>is ugly?

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<v Speaker 5>But at least I can cook, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So she knew it was about dating apps, and she

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<v Speaker 1>goes on to say, I'm deep into dating app world,

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<v Speaker 1>that it is wild. My piece of advice for anybody

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<v Speaker 1>is this, use a nice, normal, smiling picture of just

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<v Speaker 1>you as your main photo. If it's anything else, it

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<v Speaker 1>can be assumed that you are over the top, red

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<v Speaker 1>flag worthy obsessed with whatever is in your picture, whether

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<v Speaker 1>it's your Mustang or your fish, or cosplay party boats

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<v Speaker 1>or the gym. And my god, if one more guy

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<v Speaker 1>says he is and I quote looking for his partner

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<v Speaker 1>in crime to go on adventures. But is that a thing?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, an adventure. That's that's in every single man's dating profile. Ever,

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<v Speaker 5>it's looking for someone to go on adventures with, or

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<v Speaker 5>looking for yeah, my partner in crime to go on

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<v Speaker 5>adventures with. Everybody wants a freaking adventure.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up, she said. If I see it one more,

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<v Speaker 1>I will cut a bitch. Yes, I'm trying to find

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<v Speaker 1>somebody who will give me peace, not spike my adrenaline.

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<v Speaker 1>But I digress. Dar't lick lick my friends that is

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<v Speaker 1>from Teresa.

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<v Speaker 4>That's so funny because I would I would actually find

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<v Speaker 4>that appealing. If someone said, I'm looking for someone to

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<v Speaker 4>go on an adventure with.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you love adventure. Yeah, well, it depends on what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of adventure. I'm the same way if I were single,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd want somebody who wants to go flying, who wants

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<v Speaker 1>to go hiking, he wants to go on a motorcycle ride,

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<v Speaker 1>because I like adventure. But you might consider something different

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<v Speaker 1>to be an adventure.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, whether it's like travel or something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I think there are a lot of people that do

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<v Speaker 4>just generalize it, so I don't know exactly what they're

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<v Speaker 4>talking about. But if someone says, like, oh, looking for

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<v Speaker 4>my new travel buddy and to go on adventures withe

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<v Speaker 4>or something like that's very appealing to me.

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<v Speaker 5>See, I think I don't mind if you're into adventure,

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<v Speaker 5>but just be specific. It's your dating profile, and if

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<v Speaker 5>you just say looking for adventure and I see that

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<v Speaker 5>on every single dating profile, then I'm going to think

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<v Speaker 5>you didn't think far enough into the prompt. So like

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<v Speaker 5>that's what I've made. My main advice is answer the

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<v Speaker 5>freaking prompt if you just say, like, tell us, tell

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<v Speaker 5>me one thing you don't know about me, and your

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<v Speaker 5>response is just ask?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah they do?

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<v Speaker 4>But okay, are there more dating apps that have prompts

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<v Speaker 4>outside of Hinge? Because that's the only one that I've

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<v Speaker 4>opened since being single again, and honestly, I felt like

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<v Speaker 4>I was fucking writing a resume about myself and it

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<v Speaker 4>was exhausting and I didn't put barely any effort into mine,

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<v Speaker 4>and then I just stopped using it.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, too, I mean that's the one that's used

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<v Speaker 5>the most. I'd say, like Hinge and Bumble, because like,

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<v Speaker 5>I think Tinder kind of has a bad rap in general,

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<v Speaker 5>and people don't use it as much anymore. Really, Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>Hinge and Bumble are probably the two most popular ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Does Bumble have those prompts?

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<v Speaker 5>Though? Now I don't remember? Okay, I don't remember, but

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<v Speaker 5>I know Hinge does. But yeah, it's annoying because you

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<v Speaker 5>have to write a lot. But like, if you want

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<v Speaker 5>to find quality people, just like take five minutes and

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<v Speaker 5>just like write actual answers, not just ask or yeah

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<v Speaker 5>looking up to don crime.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Kristin writes in with another random question. Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>Christin for being a regular contributor. What occupation do you

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<v Speaker 1>believe that you could just never do? I'm a commissioned artist.

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<v Speaker 1>I do drawings, murals, props, paintings, et cetera.

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<v Speaker 5>Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I could never be some sort of chef.

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<v Speaker 1>Dealing with people's food just stresses me out so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks guys. All All right from Kristin, Jenny will start

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<v Speaker 1>with you. What occupation do you think you could never do?

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<v Speaker 4>Anything that involves needles, blood carving people open? I could

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<v Speaker 4>never be some kind of surgeon, now that I'm smart

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<v Speaker 4>enough to, but I just could never do things like

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<v Speaker 4>that because I'm the type of person during Gray's Anatomy

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<v Speaker 4>that I put my hands over my face during certain

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<v Speaker 4>scenes because I couldn't handle it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I agree. I definitely could not work with like scapels,

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<v Speaker 5>but also human resources people who have to listen to

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<v Speaker 5>others complain all day. I could not be like a

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<v Speaker 5>guest relations kind of person at all and just listen

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<v Speaker 5>to people complain and be like, thank you so much,

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<v Speaker 5>we love you as a customer, please don't leave us. He he.

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<v Speaker 5>I couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't think of I think sales first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>if I were selling something, Let's say I'm selling microwave

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<v Speaker 1>upons and you come into my store and I'm selling

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<v Speaker 1>microwave up its like, okay, this has got three hundred

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<v Speaker 1>watts of power and it's got a thirty second button

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<v Speaker 1>that bebeba and they'm like yeah, I'd be like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you. You know you don't like it, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, don't want this. Fuck you freaking as.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like if I had to sell for the radio station.

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<v Speaker 1>I went over to you know, Don's body shop and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Donn, you really should advertise on KTWB because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we have a wide reach of a variety

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<v Speaker 1>of ages of listeners and they're actually rather affluent. We

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<v Speaker 1>have a very affluent audience that probably needs your and

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<v Speaker 1>the don be like yeah, I don't think I'd be

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, well then fuck you. I hope your

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<v Speaker 1>business fucking fails. Just shit, fuck WHOA. I could never

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<v Speaker 1>do sales. I would. I would. I'm a number one.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that what they say you get to sell

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<v Speaker 1>yourself first and make people like.

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<v Speaker 3>You, Yeah you do. I don't care people first.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want people like.

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<v Speaker 4>You would not be able to do sales or customer service.

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<v Speaker 4>You would be the worst fucking server ever.

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<v Speaker 1>You would server would be a good server.

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<v Speaker 4>You wouldn't you every single customer too.

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<v Speaker 1>You would get So can I get extra thousand island

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<v Speaker 1>dressing on the side, No, fuck you. You'll get what you get.

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<v Speaker 1>What you get. You don't like it, then go somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>There's another fucking restaurant across the street. You a little bitch.

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<v Speaker 4>See, you would have been good at if you worked

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<v Speaker 4>at Dick's last resort, where they were purposely assholes to

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<v Speaker 4>people that.

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<v Speaker 1>Made me so uncomfortable. We went there with the grandkids

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<v Speaker 1>one time and they make you a hat that says,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, fat fuck or whatever, and then you put

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<v Speaker 1>a hat. You know what I'm talking about, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>then they were rude and then it made us uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>And the server I got to give her credit, realized

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<v Speaker 1>that it made us uncomfortable, so she toned it down

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. It was not not my thing. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>all right, next email, have not pre read this one,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're ready to roll the dice with me here.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to ride in. Let you guys know how

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<v Speaker 1>much I love that you do YouTube live. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>watching almost every day since you first started doing them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my favorite part of the day. I get so

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<v Speaker 1>bummed when one of you is gone and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>do the lives. But I understand. I feel like YouTube

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<v Speaker 1>is probably not your most viewed platform, and maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>annoying to have cameras on for most of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>But I want to let you guys you know that

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<v Speaker 1>you have at least one viewer lol who looks forward

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<v Speaker 1>to it every day. And I really appreciate all the

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<v Speaker 1>work that goes into the live streams. I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>one thing that we we could do better at. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to attract people to watch the

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube stream. But how many people do you think we

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<v Speaker 1>get watching during YouTube Forty not horrible.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I mean it's forty more people that wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 5>there if you comment back and forth, because I know,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, if people like are chatting, then I will.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes they're just saying like, Hi, I don't know Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you answer back? High?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good that being said, I'm curious if that is

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<v Speaker 1>something you guys chose to start doing for fun or

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<v Speaker 1>was it something the boss started requiring of you. It

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<v Speaker 1>was my idea, and I actually paid for the four

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm not blaming the salespeople, but they just

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<v Speaker 1>So it's still there, it's still free. But if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to sponsor it, you send me venmo me five

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<v Speaker 1>dollars and I will put your business name in the

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<v Speaker 3>Of one day for one day, for one day.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not do five bucks a day? How about five

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I'm gonna I'm going to give you five dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>You can put my travel website on the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do that though, because we are not allowed

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<v Speaker 3>You're not making any money off of my travel day.

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<v Speaker 1>It still does that's your fault. See that's oh now,

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<v Speaker 1>your travel website okay maybe okay, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Kidding, I don't that's not we don't need to do that.

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<v Speaker 5>I give you five dollars. You could just put my

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah done, good bit. Yeah, venmo it to me. She

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<v Speaker 1>goes on to say, do you guys enjoy it? Or

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<v Speaker 1>does the cameras get annoying all the time? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even notice. I don't even think about it. Jenny mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>on her I'm Still Fun podcast that the lights get

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<v Speaker 1>was months ago, I'm just now getting around to sending

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<v Speaker 1>this email. Okay, goodby, I love y'all. Thanks for keeping

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<v Speaker 1>me company every morning from Miranda. Thank you Miranda for

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<v Speaker 4>I do hate the big lights so so much. I

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<v Speaker 4>But I just think I have very sensitive eyes. So

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<v Speaker 4>as soon as those lights get turned on every day

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<v Speaker 4>around seven o'clock, Bailey knows that when we're done, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>usually like, Bailly, we're done.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Please turn these off off?

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<v Speaker 4>The light. Immediately go unplug the lights because it really

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<v Speaker 3>It gives me a headache. Almost my eye twitches sometimes.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't mind the lights. But my camera is is

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<v Speaker 5>probably the least flattering, flattering of everybody's camera.

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<v Speaker 1>I would agree because I tell Bailey all the time

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<v Speaker 1>You're kind of hot, but the camera is not your friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if there's the angle or what, because

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<v Speaker 5>Does make me self conscious every time I open up

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<v Speaker 5>the YouTube live and I see my face and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>god see, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was going to ask if it makes you self conscious.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd have to keep it closed because I would look

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<v Speaker 2>at myself to make sure I don't look stupid, which

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<v Speaker 2>I do all the booger or you know that kind

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<v Speaker 5>I just want to make sure I don't look stupid

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you where you looked really good in

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan show you looked really good in that we had.

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<v Speaker 5>The lighting from the outside.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, natural light.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, because yeah, I thought you looked kind of hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it bother you when I say you look kind

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<v Speaker 1>it like Wells Fargo.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean it's somebody telling me that. So that's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you now fishing for compliments that?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody ever tells you that you.

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<v Speaker 5>My cat gives me enough love without speaking English.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, text it or write an email and tell

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<v Speaker 1>me that Bailey's kind of hot? Do it? Okay? Next one,

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<v Speaker 1>we got time for I think one more. Hello friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick note as I lay miserable from a cheesecake that

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<v Speaker 1>now and then and then we all like to get

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<v Speaker 1>petty and maybe petty revenge. I'm a small petty revenge person,

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<v Speaker 1>but I enjoy it so thoroughly. Okay. Not sure where

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<v Speaker 1>the cheesecake went in there, but I love it. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you petty about? Or what's your petty revenge? Today?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing laundry. My roommates normally do theirs on weekends,

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<v Speaker 1>the dryer. To clarify, it's not a complete laundry day,

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<v Speaker 1>it's only a washing and drying day. Anyway, I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>ocd that I can't toss it in a basket without

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<v Speaker 1>folding it. But I am petty enough to fold it

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<v Speaker 1>as it comes out of the dryer. If it's inside out,

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<v Speaker 1>it gets folded inside out. I'm being nice enough to

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<v Speaker 1>fold your laundry, but I'm doing it on my own terms.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me your pettiness please, and thank you one dart lick,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're girl isn't feeling the greatest. That's from Shannon.

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<v Speaker 1>Shannon was apparently high when she wrote this. It's very odd,

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<v Speaker 1>but I love this email. I do the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>when I fold laundry. Susan takes her clothes off and

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<v Speaker 1>she cannot do it without her socks going inside out,

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<v Speaker 1>her pants and her shirt's going inside out. I fold

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<v Speaker 1>it that way and she gets a little bit pissy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, take your clothes off like an adult. Because

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<v Speaker 1>take your clothes off like an adult, you get to

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<v Speaker 1>turn them inside out eventually. Anyway, So I'm petty that way.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm I can think about being petty. I know, I

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<v Speaker 5>am petty. I can't think of like actual examples necessarily,

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<v Speaker 5>but I mean every time I go to my mom's house.

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<v Speaker 5>I love my mom, she's not necessarily the cleanest person,

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<v Speaker 5>so I literally walk in the door and just start

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<v Speaker 5>cleaning things so she can see me doing it, and she.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, that's kind of a passive aggressive way. Did you

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<v Speaker 5>I went to my aunt's house yesterday. I love my aunt.

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<v Speaker 5>She's like eighty something, but her house smells like cat peek.

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<v Speaker 5>She has a cat that's got like a leaky butt,

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<v Speaker 5>so the whole house smells like cat pee. And she

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<v Speaker 5>overfeeds all of her animals, so she has these two

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<v Speaker 5>massive dogs that are truly like a horse. They are

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<v Speaker 5>so huge, and there's dog hair everywhere, and it smells

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<v Speaker 5>like cat py just covered in dog hair, and it's

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<v Speaker 5>awful because I love her, but I hate sitting in

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<v Speaker 5>that house. But it's not my place to like clean.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, so you don't.

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<v Speaker 5>It's my aunt, But at my mom's house, I will.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny, what are you petty about?

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<v Speaker 4>The petty thing I used to do in my last

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<v Speaker 4>relationship was he never knew where any of his shit

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<v Speaker 4>was so I would literally be trying to go out

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<v Speaker 4>the door with him and he'd be like, where are

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<v Speaker 4>my keys? And I'd be looking right at them, and

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<v Speaker 4>he'd be frantically looking all over the house, and I

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<v Speaker 4>wouldn't tell them where they were as I was looking

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<v Speaker 4>to write at them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you suh. That's a hard one. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I will bring this up for Jenny. Jenny is tired

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<v Speaker 1>of people that don't know her well asking about her relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you run into Jenny at the Costco or

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<v Speaker 1>you're running to Jenny at the library, don't go, God,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry I heard about your Just don't because

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny is too nice to like say this herself. But

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny is expressed that she is really tired of people saying,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me what happened. Oh, I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's usually not nosy tell me what happened, it's

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<v Speaker 4>just bringing it up, and it's like, I don't want

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<v Speaker 4>a good mood, You're going to bring my mood down

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<v Speaker 4>if you bring that up.

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<v Speaker 5>So just don't you know I want to giving unsolicited advice.

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<v Speaker 5>You'll be okay, shut up, you don't know me.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's it for the Minnesota Goodbye. We got to

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<v Speaker 1>wrap up or short on time Ryan's show at kadiwb

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<v Speaker 1>dot com