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Speaker 1: Got a real estate entrepreneurs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Michael Lopez looks like a real square, which normally

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means he's into some kinky shit, normally involving a gerbil

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and a nail gun some drywall screws.

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Speaker 1: How what happens with those?

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Speaker 2: I'd rather not say?

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Speaker 1: Can I say? Sure, happen? New Year happd new it's

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bad tie. I don't know why I started the New

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Year singing because I just feel such a levity right now. Okay,

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and it's bad TV and I'm dying. That's pat permission

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to come aboard granted, little our little gift elf. Klein

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is back. Hey, the studio is really been amped up

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because Klen had to I think, evade taxes at the

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end of the year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to spend some money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so a lot of new stuff coming to the

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Bad TV studio. Go to YouTube and check that out.

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Kalen's doing great work. I have to tell you. Not

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a great way to kick off the new year. I

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sneezed and bent my tongue at the same time.

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Speaker 2: I didn't hear the sneeze.

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Speaker 1: No, it happened in the past. I'm actually in the

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present carrying the wound of that catastrophic event. So if

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it sounds like I have a lisp, I don't. That's gross.

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I just bent my tongue.

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Speaker 2: Dylan monitor that if it gets too annoying to hear,

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I'll pick up the mantle.

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Speaker 1: And I'm kidding. I think lisps are cute. So how

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Speaker 2: I'm doing fantastic twenty twenty six. I feel good about

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, lots happened, you know politics. I was gonna

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say the hell of a military I'm gonna no, no, no, okay,

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a lot happened. We're gonna break down our entire Christmas

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vacation at Patreon dot column Slash another podcast network, vacations

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with the kids being around sick kids, Your father in

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law almost died. I got deep into a health insurance

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scam and it's so much stuff. So that's coming to

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Patreon dot com slash. Another podcast network, Traders is this week.

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We're going to be doing the first five episodes.

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Speaker 2: First, like basically you can count on three weeks, three

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then that show's going behind the wall at

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Patreon dot com slash. Another podcast network. Do you see

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how it's already starting.

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Speaker 2: And I want to say this to the listeners. Even

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if you don't like Traders or whatever, give it a shot.

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Try it because the way that Dylan and Ruby and

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I and I guess Calen would be part of this,

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the way that we recap it is not like any

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other podcasters. We make it really fun, We analyze the

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gameplay it, we make it good.

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Speaker 1: So give us a yeah, we're like the game of

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roses of Trader's recaps. Caylen, you ever seen Trainers?

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Speaker 2: I have not. Oh, it's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 1: He's in fine for him, he's in fine form. Calen

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Speaker 2: Yeah he did.

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Speaker 1: Did you tell him I thought Avatar was dog shit? No?

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Speaker 2: I did not get around to time. How would he

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Speaker 1: He goes up to James Cameron. He says, hello, James Cameron,

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fame director James Cameron. Dylan things Avatar, Fire and Ash

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Speaker 2: Most critics say it's mediocre. They said it's just like

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Speaker 1: I got not high enough went to go see it,

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picking my father up from Los Angeleson.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how much weed you'd have to smoke

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but trailers included we're looking at a four hour sit

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in the movie theater. Dad's flight got delayed. I did

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a double feat. Actually went to go see The Housemaid.

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Speaker 1: It was thrilling, and you know, Sweeney's boobs are in it.

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Speaker 1: We got it was a thrilling film.

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if you're a Sweeneyhead. Little pick by Ron Howard called Eden.

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living room. I was like, what are you watching? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Eden, give it a shot. It's a slow burn. Uh,

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it's about two and a half hours long, but it's

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Speaker 1: And do we have a new timer too that the

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numbers are My god, yes, you got a new time.

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He really blew the bank out, Holy cow. And listen,

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we're not this is not a political show. So if

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you have a problem with the American Eagle campaign, so

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Speaker 2: Whatever you believe, we do too.

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Speaker 2: Let me let me take this one for us. Still, Okay,

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we want to address the episode that Dill, Kayla and

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both of you did it.

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Speaker 1: I watched seven minutes of it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there's a reason this episode was placed the week

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of Jesus' birthday. And it's not just because a bunch

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of goddamn pagans work over at that Bravo you're.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's because the episode was awful. Okay, it was

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awful and quite frankly, not worth our time to recap

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Speaker 1: Did they throw the flowers to commemorate Bond's life in

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Speaker 2: One the tail end of the episode that you didn't

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watch in our audience, the barnacle should not have to happen.

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Speaker 2: Okay. There have been times that Dylan and I have

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Speaker 1: I probably, like I want to say, at least eleven episodes.

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you guys don't hear it. But clearly Bravo wanted to

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hear it. So here is the recap of what took

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place in that episode. Okay, all right, Kathy, her dad.

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this camera? No? Sure, No, I don't know what I'm

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gonna do. All of the stuff that you take makes

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your genitals fall off, and then this stuff you sprang

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on top it doesn't really work.

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Speaker 2: I want you to gauge how knows go though? H Hey,

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Speaker 1: Do I look like I'm balding? No?

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Speaker 2: Kaylin, go ahead, you ask him what?

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first no and the second note? Very different, drastically different. Right.

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The tone changes when the investigator has caught you and

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that's what just happened.

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Speaker 2: Caln do you hate your kids? No? Okay?

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tell you well? I don't need him to tell me

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my hair sitting I was. I was racing around the

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house looking for something to cover this hideous scenop, but

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Speaker 2: My recap with the episode we did watch.

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Speaker 1: Yes and then the show. My dearest sister was having

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a moment with our neighbor over the fence, looking at

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it was. It was a great moment, right, but she

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asked the question, how's it going? Oh? No, dad dead, mom, dad,

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dog dad, all within three weeks. Don't don't ask people.

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Speaker 2: Don't ask unless you're ready for an answer.

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Speaker 1: Don't ask. Okay, know the nose and don't ask.

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Speaker 2: That's right, all right, go ahead, okay, recap of the

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episode we didn't watch. Kathy. Her dad took off when

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she was a little girl. Shock her. So she was

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raised by another guy. Anyway, he died. Okay, here's the thing.

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as a battery bought at a dollar store.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't last.

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Speaker 2: No, they don't last long. I learned that one at Christmas.

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train for Quinton. It lasted like a half hour.

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storyed by batteries there are homeless people licking them. It's disgusting.

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of aluminum. I thought I got a deal.

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Speaker 1: Being poor teaches you things, Okay, being a fat cat.

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You're just up there, you know, I don't know what

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into some sex trafficked young woman.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Getting once you're at the top. You're at the top.

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The only way is down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're poor, you're looking up there, going I'm

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quote unquote all in his words not mine. Nate plans

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on not taking no from Gail because he loves her.

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that family style thing. Sixteen k from the charter guest

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Will Big cheap os V returns and is happy to

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his mouth shut about kissing Kizzy because you know, they're

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going to celebrate the death of Bond.

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Speaker 1: Bond, you know, yeah, yeah, not celebrate, but.

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Speaker 2: Honor his death with their stupid briefs. Okay, they throw

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a birthday party for v and then Kissy pretends to

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still be cleaning Walking's deuce out of that shower drain

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so she doesn't have to show up. Yeah yeah. And

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then Kermit encourages Gail to be positive about love despite

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you know, Nate fucking her over. And then they and

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that birthday celebration with that bomber Fast tribute to Bond.

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Speaker 1: Well it was beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Some eyes the end on to the next episode zero.

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Speaker 1: We're getting into the episode now, so what would you

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have borderline personality. I mean, like there's some really crazy

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stuff going on. Joe, for sure, does 's just Joe's

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smushing it in there. You know, it's really really I

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you don't think they're doing I did judge love.

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years ago. We had broken. It was kind of the

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on and off thing, very similar to night and at

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some point I chased after her like psychotic, like I

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must be with her. This is the girl meant for me.

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And we got back together. We were together for like

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four months and I'm like, god, I really want to

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dump her. It didn't last.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to move on. To

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move on, I want to tell you before we get

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the holidays.

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Speaker 2: Some of those Christmas ones.

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Speaker 1: You know?

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It's been like a month.

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All right, let's get into this episode. I thought the

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same thing about this episode that I've thought about this season.

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You've been judged and you've been come up lacking. This

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whole season has just been rather meh. You know, we

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have Asia, a great lynchpin for a good cast, but

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we have this melodrama of these relationships. I mean, I'm

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listening to some of these conversations and I'm like, you

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guys are sa rats? What are we doing Romeo and

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julieting this conversation about how you two have been fucking

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for night teen days. You know, It's just we've got

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diners and drive ins and dives to watch. We have

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to we we got to get something out.

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Speaker 2: Of this at Dylan seven seven pots. Okay, the level

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of incompetence being exhibited by the exterior is quite concerning,

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wouldn't you agree?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well really by one We'll also v had a

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little bit of a flipout when that doc Gypsy threw

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that line at her.

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Speaker 2: True so well, he actually threw it at Max's head

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and then he blamed it on V.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 2: Kind of like a who's on first kind of thing.

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I didn't do that to you, Yes you did. I

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hate Max. I hope he gets fired this episode. There's

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nothing like someone getting fired one day before they stop filming.

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Speaker 1: Is that capital? Ah?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I really not like him. I think he's just

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an angry idiot.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I don't know how your listening. We'd love to

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have you.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't want you on here. I don't even

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know what.

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Speaker 1: We couldn't understand.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't understand that ned subtitles, which would be weird. Okay.

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I loved how V dumped Joe the Hope. It was

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just very clean, although he loved it too.

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Speaker 1: No one was happier than Joe.

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Speaker 2: He was that and I don't like it be a

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happy either. Kizzie refusing to apologize and then openly flirting

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with Joe.

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Speaker 1: She's a psychopath.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she was doing her makeup during the.

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Speaker 1: During the Happy Birthday. Yeah, that was and just a

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laundry list of gross things that Kizzy's done, and again

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she's a young woman, but purposefully going into the bathroom

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while they're singing Happy Birthday and listen. The editing is

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the editing. But knowing what we've seen on display by Kizzie,

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there's no way that she didn't intend to do that.

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I'm gonna step out. That seems like such a kissy

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thing to do.

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Speaker 2: She also, while he was kind of telling Sandy initially

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about Bond's passing, could not sit there in the galley

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and eat finish her pete up get or whatever. She

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got the fuck out of there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, she is. She is a weird

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is decaying a little bit. She cannot be around real feelings.

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Speaker 2: Well, I liked it. I think I think it's high

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time that Kermit step aside as the chiefs do and

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move on to the land and enjoy her life with

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a nice house with Scott and have little sea babies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just fucking suck his buttole Yeah yeah, yeah, and

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joy her wort's not all right. We kick things off

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with the gang very emotional about the ceremony for Bond.

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No one is more emotional than the girl who lost

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her boyfriend to a tragic accident. Kidding. Actually, the person

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who's the most emotional is Joe the Hoe, who does

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not know this dead guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, he doesn't know how the fuck he's going

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to dump this girl up. Actually that's his problem now

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without looking like a complete douchebag. So he's he's pretty upset.

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I would recommend it a little. Did we know he

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was going to get dumped that he kind of ride

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it out and then slowly dumper through text after filming.

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Speaker 1: Sure, like Nathan, who is also extremely upset because Gail

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is departing the vessel.

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Speaker 2: Now after that, we have Joe the Hoe, and it's

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because he's so self absorbed and the only thing he

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can think about is the situation and how it affects him.

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Right ten minutes after throwing that reef in the water

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to honor that dead guy, he thinks it's a good

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time to tell v that he stuck his tongue down

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Jizzy's throat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So he's gonna tell her tonight, you know,

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on the evening of the ceremony of her literally.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So it's kind of moot and futile to psychoanalyze sea rats,

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but this is a bit of a psychotic, but it's

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a sociopathic move, so not it's this weird thing where

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like he wants the evening to be about them and

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his big muscles in that shirt. It's so fucking crazy.

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Speaker 2: Did you catch the apology though?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: All right? Did you cat? All right?

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Speaker 1: So this apology is incredible.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So he tells the he got super drunk and

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then he kissed Kissy quote unquote on accident, and he

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doesn't want to lose v okay, and the kiss with

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Kizzy Jizzy was meaningful, and he wants to h he

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only did it wasn't meaningful, It wasn't meaningful, and he

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only did it because he was drunk, right, and if

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he was sober, he wouldn't do it. And I thought,

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what a line in the sand to draw, I know,

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because you're like, uh, you know, you're a married guy,

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like honey, I fingered h two strippers and we do this?

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Can we do this?

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Speaker 1: Can we do this? Though? And just in twenty twenty six,

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you go to the finger trough. We could do something else.

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I porked two strippers at that's not good either.

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Speaker 2: I I went down on two strippers at that bachelor party.

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But the good news for our marriages. I was pretty drunk. Yeah, yeah,

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so I definitely wouldn't have gone down on those prostitutes, sober,

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you know, right, And I definite wouldn't pay him two

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hundred dollars going down. And I also got a hand job,

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but I wouldn't do that if Okay, yeah, so anyway, okay,

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so sober me is a married guy who's happy.

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Speaker 1: Exactly what I Okay, okay, so Joe. There's a lot

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of pomp and circumstance surrounding just a time worn excuse.

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I was drunk, that's right, So that all of these,

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all of this glitter is surrounding him saying I got

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drunk and I hooked up with somebody. He tells her that.

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He tells her that the reason he's telling her is

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because their relationship means so much. It's not even good lying.

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It's like, I feel like he's on autopilot right now,

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Like this is the fifteenth time he's done.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know why he's doing it other than

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the cameras being there and trying to look like a

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good guy.

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Speaker 1: Right, So we hit the Vans. Acious sings about eating

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Scott's shitter, but more importantly, Kizzy and v you have

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a little chat. Now Kathy is trapped in the car

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and she's listening to this conversation. It's very awkward conversation

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about I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that, but also

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if I had a knife right now, I'd kill you

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and I wouldn't think twice about it. And Kathy's trying

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to help, and she's going, there were no tongues or anything.

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It was just a peck, and Kizzy goes, oh, no, no, no,

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there might have been tongues. We were pretty drunk. Kizzy

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seems to want to hurt the Oh as much as

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she can with this little.

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Speaker 2: Thing, especially later, especially later.

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Speaker 1: With the her when she says, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Care, no, when she says, oh, Joe had told me

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that you were just like a short term thing.

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Speaker 1: Oh right, the face to face, Yeah, that was like

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a scene. That was like that scene in Heat, you

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know Nero put she know in the diner. Kizzy and

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obviously Kizzie and v Or not to the quality of

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those those performers, right, but I think it makes up

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for it that they were so close to one another's faces.

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You know, they're really sucked in hating one another. But

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we'll get there in a second. So Kathy says there

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were no tongues, and Kizzy, I don't know. The mouse

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is bleeding. It's going it's going to bleed. You don't

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need to play with it anymore. Okay, it's really fucked up.

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So we hit the club. Nathan gets wasted romantic. Now

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I'm not a woman, but I think that there are

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lots of women out there who can see themselves in Galen,

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this moment where somebody's just on the verge of blacking out,

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waxing poetic about how much they love you. And I

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mean he was making out with somebody like four days ago.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, to be fair, she was a little glossy in

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the eyes too.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, definitely, definitely these two. I mean it's so.

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Speaker 2: Well he takes her outside. I mean the club is

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pop and everyone's making out. Yeah, and he takes her

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outside and she gets emotional because she's been hurt so

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many times by this guy. You know, but he only

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did it because wade for wait for it, wait for it.

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Here it comes to sea rat history. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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begin with a very depressing birthday photo with little Nate

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with that little birthday hat. On there, and why would

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he be Because he was subjected to a life of

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a band of it. That's why he's a pig as

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a grown up, you know, So why wouldn't he do that?

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And he found it difficult to connect with others minus

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five points, Well, can be a human being? Cry me

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a fucking river, Nate, she's hot a idiot.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, can I get away?

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Speaker 2: Can I get aware?

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Speaker 1: I mean the fact that he says my parents got divorced.

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I mean that's like saying I have a learning disability

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because I am dyslexic. Yeah, now I get that it's

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a learning disability, but also there are people who can't see.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's yeah, Nate, I got one for you.

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I got one for you. Here's what happened. You were

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hooking up with her, and then the show aired, and

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then a bunch of hotties hit you in the DM

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and said I'll fly out there and sit on your face. Yes,

467
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,240
and then you said okay.

468
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 1: On your seventh houghtie, she actually took everything in the

469
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,079
hotel room, rob your block. And You're like, I think

470
00:24:01,079 --> 00:24:03,319
I've been a mistake. I don't think I can trust

471
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:08,759
these people. I think I miss Gail. Luckily for you,

472
00:24:08,839 --> 00:24:12,839
Gail is a sweetheart and she is she's a she's

473
00:24:12,839 --> 00:24:16,279
in love with you and your hairline, you know. So Anyways,

474
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,920
v chats a bit with Kathy about how Kizzy is

475
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:26,680
a snake and then v oh, no, no, no kiss

476
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,839
He sees them chatting.

477
00:24:28,079 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 2: No, this was awesome. Okay, So somehow Joe the Hoe

478
00:24:31,039 --> 00:24:34,160
and KISSI are outside the club right and they're busy

479
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,759
doing the dosey hoe like they're outside like there are

480
00:24:37,759 --> 00:24:39,640
a couple. If I'm a passer buyer, I'm like, oh,

481
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,799
these two are going to get it on.

482
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,640
Speaker 1: You know what they were doing. They were doing the

483
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:50,240
the the carnival maze during the finale of Greece with

484
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,839
Olivia Newton, John and John Travilta.

485
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,680
Speaker 2: Now we always say this, this is the lesson I'm

486
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,920
going to teach my kids because they love the movie Grease.

487
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,799
Speaker 1: Change Yeah.

488
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, the message change you are the final message of

489
00:25:01,559 --> 00:25:05,160
that film for Olivia Newton, John Sandy, if you want

490
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,799
to get a man, turn into.

491
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 1: A slut, well be sluttier right and smoke. Pick up smoking,

492
00:25:14,319 --> 00:25:17,119
and do not be afraid to get an abortion if

493
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,079
you're not ready. That is the message of Greece. But

494
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,480
you know that dance they do and they're just dancing

495
00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:25,720
back and forth. So that's what that's what Joe and

496
00:25:25,759 --> 00:25:28,920
Kizzie were doing. And vcs it. She walks by, squeezes

497
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:34,799
Joe's ass and Kizzy and him kind of I don't know,

498
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,440
like first year philosophy in the quad start talking about

499
00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:46,279
why the karma sends people that are your mirror image

500
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,720
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534
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Speaker 2: Well, the sea rats all head back to that boat,

535
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,519
and uh, Nate gets a maybe out of gale. He

536
00:27:45,599 --> 00:27:47,200
asked if he can sleep in or bunk and they

537
00:27:47,279 --> 00:27:49,319
cozy up, and then someone should tell.

538
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: Can't they go into the guest cabin?

539
00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they go in the guest cabin forgive me?

540
00:27:52,519 --> 00:27:55,000
Yeah yeah. And then someone should tell Kathy that a

541
00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:59,640
millimeter of sheeting material does not obscure her entire family

542
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,119
from seeing the Frenchman from pounding away out of it.

543
00:28:02,319 --> 00:28:05,319
Speaker 1: No, I mean talk about a jackhammer. I mean this

544
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:09,960
was so rapid. This was what how fast was the

545
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:15,279
millennium falcon goings? I mean this is at least a

546
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,480
parsac I mean it's so fast. Yeah, I almost blew.

547
00:28:18,319 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 2: A hole through the wall. Thank god they made that

548
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,599
movie solo so we could get the backstory of how

549
00:28:22,599 --> 00:28:23,200
that came to be.

550
00:28:23,519 --> 00:28:29,839
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I listen, we're just podcasters. But imagine

551
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,519
getting cast that guy who was not very well known.

552
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,920
He's like, I got the Han Solo movie. I mean,

553
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:38,640
this is a big deal. And then everyone sees it

554
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:45,960
and they go this made me want to reconsider being alive.

555
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,519
And it's like oh, man, I didn't mean to do that.

556
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I'd argue though, like if he was cast.

557
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: You know, they're a handsome kid.

558
00:28:54,519 --> 00:28:56,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, he looked nothing like Gonzolo.

559
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: Well you know, there's a rugged, you know, Anglo Saxon,

560
00:29:00,559 --> 00:29:01,440
white guy about him.

561
00:29:01,559 --> 00:29:04,519
Speaker 2: But his agent was probably calling Tizzy and they go, yeah,

562
00:29:04,519 --> 00:29:07,960
I know you haven't released Force Waking. I'm getting worthy

563
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,559
that you're you're killing Han Solo. Yeah, but you're making

564
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,680
a movie called Solo.

565
00:29:12,839 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: Right, let's not air your dirty laundry. Okay, have you

566
00:29:17,039 --> 00:29:20,119
seen glass Onion? No? I haven't. I'll never watch anything

567
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:25,960
by that moron ever again. I'll never watch a single thing. Okay,

568
00:29:26,039 --> 00:29:30,960
thank you one of those? All right, So they bang fast.

569
00:29:31,319 --> 00:29:33,920
Nathan asks her the question he wasn't going to ask

570
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,759
her because he didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable.

571
00:29:35,799 --> 00:29:39,279
The question was, can you hang around in Europe for

572
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,640
a while and wait for me to get done with

573
00:29:41,759 --> 00:29:46,359
work so we can start our love again. Listen, I

574
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,160
know you have a ce rep baby, but get that's

575
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,960
a ridiculous request. And and I think women know this,

576
00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:59,640
but like you know, don't don't long don't long for.

577
00:30:00,119 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 2: It's adventure though, Dylan, Remember these people they're not like us.

578
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,359
They're young, they're adventurous, they're in their late twenties. They

579
00:30:06,359 --> 00:30:07,559
can have fun being.

580
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: In Barcelona for a week and a half by yourself,

581
00:30:10,119 --> 00:30:13,680
waiting around for a guy from fucking I don't know,

582
00:30:14,599 --> 00:30:16,039
Brighten or wherever the hell he's from.

583
00:30:16,039 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 2: Well, you're forgetting something, you know. This is production, Like,

584
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,160
let's take the fourth wall down here. She's been sitting

585
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,319
in a hotel room for a couple of weeks waiting

586
00:30:25,319 --> 00:30:25,799
to get on this.

587
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:30,359
Speaker 1: Goddamn No, I don't think that's how a couple of weeks. Well,

588
00:30:30,839 --> 00:30:33,640
all right, we'll see about see this is the thing,

589
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,440
like I don't want to talk about Gaila. Who cares?

590
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,720
They have a searep baby together? It's beautiful? A right?

591
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,759
Speaker 2: Can we get some the next morning? Yeah? Next morning? Okay,

592
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:41,960
I want to Can I handle this the of course?

593
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 1: Please?

594
00:30:42,279 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 2: Okay. Something takes place this very morning that I bet

595
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,400
a majority of our listeners have experienced, and that is

596
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,200
I bet you've dealt with this, Kayley. Oh yeah, this

597
00:30:52,039 --> 00:30:54,799
you thought an issue Yah had been put to bed.

598
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:59,119
You'd fought with your partner, whether it be a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife,

599
00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:01,519
you'd fought at it, there was a little blip, a

600
00:31:01,519 --> 00:31:03,440
little something you thought it was.

601
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,839
Speaker 1: Can you say that again? Can you start over? I

602
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,279
tuned out?

603
00:31:06,319 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Well, say you've gotten in a fight with

604
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:08,839
your wife.

605
00:31:08,839 --> 00:31:10,759
Speaker 1: You know what it was at dinner? I called him

606
00:31:10,759 --> 00:31:12,720
a pussy hound and that was too I think it was.

607
00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:15,799
It was grotesque, it was, it was grotesque.

608
00:31:15,799 --> 00:31:16,039
Speaker 2: Okay.

609
00:31:16,279 --> 00:31:18,799
Speaker 1: Now I'm not saying that he wasn't a cocksman in

610
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,519
his earlier days, right right, But we don't need to

611
00:31:22,559 --> 00:31:24,519
speak like that on this on this show.

612
00:31:24,559 --> 00:31:25,039
Speaker 2: Definitely not.

613
00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:26,319
Speaker 1: That's why I tuned out a little bit.

614
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,799
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, let me start all right, let's start out. Okay,

615
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,799
imagine do you have.

616
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: A slab that you can hit for that Did you

617
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,400
get one of those when you were dumping that money

618
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,880
so the government couldn't find it? Okay, all right, okay,

619
00:31:39,079 --> 00:31:39,559
go ahead.

620
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 2: Okay. You've gotten in a fight, an argument something with

621
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,920
your partner, someone you're dating. It's at night, maybe it

622
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,759
took place at dinner, and then you head back to

623
00:31:49,759 --> 00:31:51,839
the apartment and after you've been fighting and you think

624
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,880
you resolved it, you think it's over, you think it's

625
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,960
in the past. Maybe you had makeup sex whatnot. You go,

626
00:31:59,079 --> 00:32:00,640
you get a good night sleep, you wake up the

627
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,519
next morning. But oh, did you make a big goddamn mistake. No,

628
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:09,000
it's not over. It's not you're fucking you made a

629
00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:12,119
big fucking mistake. It's not resolved at all. Oh wow,

630
00:32:12,359 --> 00:32:15,160
you're fucking wrong. Yeah, it means it's just you've just

631
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,200
you've just touched the surface of it. It's got to

632
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,400
be discussed, and that's what takes place here. Va is

633
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,839
not over this kiss at all.

634
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,279
Speaker 1: It's so weird. I don't think I've ever experienced that.

635
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,079
Speaker 2: Oh, when I dated Lebanese Lana, we would fight like

636
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,359
cats and dogs, and then we'd wake up the next word.

637
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,319
I thought it would be resolved, we'd have good makeups

638
00:32:34,359 --> 00:32:37,559
at you and then oh no, no, no, we fight

639
00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:38,680
the whole next day.

640
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: You know, I think that we should actually amend that

641
00:32:41,319 --> 00:32:44,240
saying to we fought like cats and cats, because cats

642
00:32:44,279 --> 00:32:47,440
and cats really tear each other up. Cats and dogs

643
00:32:47,519 --> 00:32:50,559
just kind of play around and paw each other, you know, think, Yeah,

644
00:32:50,599 --> 00:32:53,319
there's no real animosity between the cats and the dogs.

645
00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:58,519
It's more a curiosity. You know. That would that be like,

646
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,799
you know what let's just leave it. Cats and dogs.

647
00:33:00,799 --> 00:33:04,279
We're not going to change America. Yeah. No, Usually when

648
00:33:04,319 --> 00:33:06,640
I go to sleep, I know if there's something bad

649
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,599
or not, I'm gonna I see what you're saying. That's

650
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,400
what happened here. Let's get to the next thing. Okay,

651
00:33:14,519 --> 00:33:18,720
so we do. We get to scale departing.

652
00:33:18,759 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 2: Well, hold on, this is where Vego's and dresses her

653
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,720
issues with Jizzy, and Jiz tells her, I got no

654
00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:27,279
regrets and I don't feel bad about that.

655
00:33:27,359 --> 00:33:32,119
Speaker 1: Kill No, hang, hang on a second, because Gailee departs first. Yeah,

656
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:37,119
Gail departs first, and we get we get a little

657
00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:43,759
glance of aaceous morning coffee, very milky, way too much milk.

658
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:44,440
Did you see that?

659
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,319
Speaker 2: I didn't.

660
00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:49,519
Speaker 1: What do you do You drink a coffee in the

661
00:33:49,559 --> 00:33:53,079
morning or are you just monster energy zero sugar blue?

662
00:33:53,079 --> 00:33:55,079
Speaker 2: Can I drink a diet coke in the morning?

663
00:33:55,559 --> 00:33:59,039
Speaker 1: Okay, Caitlyn, you drink a coffee in the morning, you

664
00:33:59,119 --> 00:34:02,720
put a lot of milk in there. I drink it black. Now,

665
00:34:02,799 --> 00:34:04,640
I'm not sad I put milk in mine. I'm not

666
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,440
saying that you can't put milk, but I mean this

667
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:14,280
was this was almost bone white. Okay, so Kizzy, no, first,

668
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,880
Gale departs and she says, not all of her walls

669
00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:20,880
that's the new microphone. She says, not all of her

670
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,239
walls have been broken down, and she says, you never

671
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,480
know what's gonna happen. We know, we know. No, mh

672
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:30,320
you have a searette baby.

673
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,559
Speaker 2: I hope they're still together.

674
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: Do you not know?

675
00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 2: Well, now, I hope they're still together. Now we don't.

676
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: No, No, I mean like in the Rags, it hasn't

677
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,280
been reported or anything like that.

678
00:34:41,119 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 2: Uh, I haven't kept up with it.

679
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:48,559
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. You're you're always on the front lines

680
00:34:48,599 --> 00:34:53,679
of this stuff. Hey, kay, we do a little research

681
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,000
for us. Let us know if Nathan and Gail are

682
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,599
still together.

683
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think they'd say if they were, they

684
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,960
could be living a heart right now.

685
00:35:02,119 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, so funny, never mind, we're not going to talk

686
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,880
about him saving people.

687
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,159
Speaker 2: Do you you We talked about it.

688
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,079
Speaker 1: I know, but did you hear that it was an

689
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,320
it was controversial. No, we'll talk about it controversial. It

690
00:35:16,159 --> 00:35:18,360
was controversial.

691
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,119
Speaker 2: Everything in this.

692
00:35:19,039 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: World is well okay. So anyways, we get to this

693
00:35:22,559 --> 00:35:25,519
chat with Kizzie and V, and V wants to let

694
00:35:25,599 --> 00:35:29,679
Kizzy know that she's she's not cool with what happened,

695
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,360
and Kizzie tells her very close, face to face that

696
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,239
she does not regret anything that she did, and she

697
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:43,199
spits in her face, essentially with words. Now. I hate

698
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:49,360
that the conversation devolves into them big sticking each other

699
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:54,800
about who Joe cares for more. You both are rags

700
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:59,920
that have not hardened yet. Okay, please just love yourselves

701
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,159
a little bit more. Don't fight over Joe the hoe.

702
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,559
My god, I know.

703
00:36:03,679 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 2: Can you believe this?

704
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 1: It's so sad, I can't believe it.

705
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 2: So Kizzy says he liked her first. I believe yeah,

706
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,920
and then she also remarks that Joe had told her

707
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,519
that the connection with v was quote unquote seasonal. Uh

708
00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:22,119
huh Oh that's gotta hurt, do you, little dirty fox? Yeah,

709
00:36:22,159 --> 00:36:25,199
it's nasty moves like that though, Bravo really likes and

710
00:36:25,199 --> 00:36:26,639
that will get you another season here.

711
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,039
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Kizzy will be back.

712
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 2: I think she'll be back today.

713
00:36:30,519 --> 00:36:32,559
Speaker 1: What do you have from the news. I can't see

714
00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:35,480
anything sooner than like September October, in which they were

715
00:36:35,519 --> 00:36:38,760
still together. Oh that's great, I'll take September October still together.

716
00:36:39,119 --> 00:36:41,400
There you go, Yeah, that's awesome. All right, Well, let's

717
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,239
get to the pre friend sheet. May day, we've got

718
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,920
a real estate entrepreneur.

719
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 2: Michael Lopez looks like a real square, which normally means

720
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,840
he's into some kinky shit, normally involving a gerbil and

721
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,119
a nail gun some dry wall screws.

722
00:36:59,079 --> 00:37:06,199
Speaker 1: How what happens with those? I'd rather not say, Can

723
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:06,760
I say?

724
00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 2: Sure?

725
00:37:08,079 --> 00:37:11,039
Speaker 1: Okay? So you obviously insert the gerbil at the rectum.

726
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:16,880
That's obvious. It's scratching because it does not understand the

727
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,719
peril that it's in that would hurt most people, not

728
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,480
this Sickoh, he likes it, but he doesn't like it enough.

729
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,960
That's where the drywall screws and the nail gun come in.

730
00:37:34,199 --> 00:37:39,639
The nail guns used to almost permanently, so the opening shut,

731
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:47,360
but you leave a little room because there's a tremendous

732
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,280
amount of pain that he's enduring and it has actually

733
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,360
crested the point of too much. Use the drywall screw

734
00:37:54,880 --> 00:38:02,840
to actually end the gerbil's life because while you're extracting it,

735
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,880
it's so gross. Why are we laughing at this?

736
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 2: I was gonna say a lot of children lessen, which

737
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,480
probably shouldn't get into it.

738
00:38:09,639 --> 00:38:14,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, that was disgusting. It's a new year too,

739
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:21,159
all right. So their friend needs a vacation and they

740
00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:25,639
will be joining later. But they're also going to be

741
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:33,039
They've requested really one thing, and that is a beauticle

742
00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:39,239
hymn hand carved the king. Dare I say the God

743
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:48,000
the yahweh of Hams. Okay, Now, Nathan is a little Josh,

744
00:38:48,119 --> 00:38:50,960
Josh excuse me, Josh is a little bit spooked by

745
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,400
this because Josh is in the culinary world. He knows

746
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,000
that he's not cut out for this kind of thing.

747
00:38:55,119 --> 00:38:57,559
Speaker 2: He should call those soccer players that ate each other

748
00:38:57,599 --> 00:38:58,280
on that mountain.

749
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,519
Speaker 1: No know, they have a brutish way of consuming me,

750
00:39:05,159 --> 00:39:10,559
which anyone who is out there for that long would

751
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,239
Did you know what the bite force of a human

752
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:21,679
being can? You don't need to cook a thing. Really, Wow,

753
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:28,400
it's very crazy. The people that carve harmony betico are

754
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:34,159
extremely skilled. They're almost craftsmen, right. They take a knife

755
00:39:34,199 --> 00:39:36,960
and they do to dead flesh what few others can.

756
00:39:37,559 --> 00:39:42,639
Nathan is not one of these people. Yeah, excuse me.

757
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,239
Clown clown man is not.

758
00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:48,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, which is shocking because I assume he's pretty

759
00:39:48,599 --> 00:39:49,960
handy with a with a knife.

760
00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: It's not shocking. This is like asking a picture to

761
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,920
play shortstop. Okay, you just can't.

762
00:39:54,639 --> 00:39:55,559
Speaker 2: Do it, okay.

763
00:39:56,159 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: Or it's like asking a clown to carve the world

764
00:40:00,199 --> 00:40:03,000
highest quality ham. I mean you need a very specific knife.

765
00:40:03,079 --> 00:40:05,079
We'll get to the moment where he starts. But these

766
00:40:05,119 --> 00:40:09,519
people have seen enough cooking shows to know this man's

767
00:40:09,559 --> 00:40:13,000
butchering it. This man is treating this hamone like those

768
00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:15,440
people did when they crashed in the andies.

769
00:40:15,599 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, remember that guy. He goes, he goes to see

770
00:40:19,039 --> 00:40:20,800
if he can find help, and he goes, hey, hey

771
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,519
to his bestuddy, don't eat my sister.

772
00:40:24,599 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 1: I didn't see it. Oh, what's that movie?

773
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 2: It's been made about eighteen times.

774
00:40:29,519 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: I know it has one, but I feel like there

775
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,599
was one in twenty twenty three or something.

776
00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:35,519
Speaker 2: There was I forget what I was called. The one

777
00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:39,079
with uh. The one was made in like nineteen ninety

778
00:40:39,079 --> 00:40:44,559
three was called Alive Alive, which is ironic because pretty

779
00:40:44,639 --> 00:40:45,440
much no one was.

780
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:52,679
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so he says, don't eat my sister. He does.

781
00:40:53,119 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 2: Yeah he had to he does.

782
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. Gosh, even requests like that, they just don't mean

783
00:40:59,559 --> 00:41:02,519
much when you're dying. Oh gosh, that's heavy, all right.

784
00:41:02,559 --> 00:41:05,000
So v kicks off an investigation. She talks to Asha,

785
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,960
and Asha hates to break it to her, but it's

786
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,519
pretty premeditated. What happened. They were flirting with each other

787
00:41:10,599 --> 00:41:14,079
the entire evening. There was a sop that was starting early,

788
00:41:14,199 --> 00:41:19,360
and it was kind of exponentially getting sooppier.

789
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 2: Now I must say this is a misstep of management.

790
00:41:22,599 --> 00:41:25,280
I know that Kermit has to kind of ride the

791
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:30,639
line of being a friend on a custodian of the truth, Yes,

792
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,960
but how does this help anyone?

793
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,039
Speaker 1: I just think that she doesn't like Kizzy so much

794
00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:39,559
that she's willing to make sure that Asha does not

795
00:41:39,679 --> 00:41:41,239
like Kizzy. She does not like Joe.

796
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 2: It's gonna cause drama in the interior.

797
00:41:44,119 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 1: Two weeks left, fair enough, Kizzie deserves it, all right.

798
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:52,280
So Nathan asks Crazy Max to clean the windows. Crazy

799
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,280
Max starts to sing a song. He's crazy. There's so

800
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,360
many lunatics on this boat. On all sea, rats are lunatics, right,

801
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:03,000
they're called to the sea far away from land. But Joe,

802
00:42:03,519 --> 00:42:07,840
Kizzy Robes Pierre whatever the fuck he calls himself Nazi

803
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,440
hunter or whatever I mean, These are truly some of

804
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,360
the most sickohs, the sickest puppies we've had on the

805
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:17,920
show in a while. All Right, so V chats with Joe.

806
00:42:19,519 --> 00:42:21,800
This is where she breaks up with him and I

807
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,280
we're all rooting for V right, but this is a

808
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:29,000
little bit kind of newly sober wellness energy if you

809
00:42:29,039 --> 00:42:31,920
get what I mean. Yes, she's like a man died

810
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:35,400
to give me the world? Why would I accept? It's like, okay,

811
00:42:36,559 --> 00:42:42,360
totally fair. But also, you guys haven't even you haven't

812
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,000
even done doggy Style yet. I mean, the bunks are

813
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,519
too small to even do that, So like, what are

814
00:42:47,559 --> 00:42:48,800
you even talking about?

815
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 2: You're not even a couple if you haven't had Doggie.

816
00:42:50,559 --> 00:42:57,079
Speaker 1: Style, No, cale would you agree? I agree? Yeah, you're

817
00:42:57,119 --> 00:43:05,400
not a couple if you've not done Missionary is it?

818
00:43:05,519 --> 00:43:09,039
Cowgirl on Top on bottom and Doggy Stide? If you

819
00:43:09,079 --> 00:43:09,800
haven't done those.

820
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 2: Travel together, well obviously that too, right now, Dyl, you

821
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,079
touched on something though, Yes, I.

822
00:43:18,039 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 1: Would say travel and doggy Style the two most important.

823
00:43:22,119 --> 00:43:25,639
Speaker 2: So she dumps Joe because he's not meeting her standards

824
00:43:25,679 --> 00:43:34,599
that Bond had said. Now Bond's dead, Bond will live

825
00:43:34,639 --> 00:43:38,159
in her heart forever because he was the perfect guy.

826
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,159
Because Bond didn't live long enough to be a fuck up.

827
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:45,960
He didn't live long enough to get halatosis, leave poopy

828
00:43:46,039 --> 00:43:47,280
and his undimmitted.

829
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,599
Speaker 1: Tax fraud without telling her.

830
00:43:48,639 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 2: Guys, screw up. We can only behave so long. Okay,

831
00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:55,920
there's not that many pets around the world that are

832
00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:00,719
perfect people. Okay, most guys can only hang on for

833
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,199
so long and behave themselves. If you want to live

834
00:44:03,199 --> 00:44:06,079
in a woman's heart forever, this is the advice whine

835
00:44:06,119 --> 00:44:10,000
and dine a girl for three straight dates and then

836
00:44:10,039 --> 00:44:13,440
tragically get run over by a runaway steamroller. Like in

837
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,400
the future. There's like AI and whatnot, I don't know,

838
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,119
and they're fast and they kill you, and then the

839
00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:22,880
girl will forever think of you as the perfect guy.

840
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: You fake your own death though.

841
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 2: Oh you could do that too, and then forever she'll

842
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,800
be like, this guy took me out three times, and

843
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,960
she'll go, what if he had lived? Right? That's Bond

844
00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:34,280
to her.

845
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:38,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, So in that hypothetical, you're saying to actually get killed.

846
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,639
Speaker 2: Well, if you want to live in a lot of

847
00:44:39,639 --> 00:44:41,239
girls hearts, because you could probably fit a lot of

848
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,559
dates in.

849
00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:44,039
Speaker 1: In like well, you can only live in one girl's heart.

850
00:44:44,119 --> 00:44:45,639
Speaker 2: No, you can have a bunch of them. They don't

851
00:44:45,679 --> 00:44:48,920
know each other, but you have to die. Well I know,

852
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,719
but you can go on a lot of like three

853
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,000
dates with life. Oh, they can have a whole like

854
00:44:54,199 --> 00:44:56,960
a bunch of girls that go this guy was amazing.

855
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't.

856
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 2: They never meet each other though, so it's like a

857
00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:02,559
romantic lemming. Yeah.

858
00:45:02,599 --> 00:45:05,119
Speaker 1: But also I'm feeling like if you do this, you

859
00:45:05,159 --> 00:45:06,760
know what. I don't want to get hung up on this,

860
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,800
but it does have a little edge of tomorrow kind

861
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:09,719
of tinge to me.

862
00:45:10,159 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 2: But it's pretty cool. Imagine being like a lot of

863
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,639
people they get forgotten, like they die and then like

864
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,000
no one even remembers them.

865
00:45:18,159 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: Well, to quote the disgrace Luis c K, most people

866
00:45:21,559 --> 00:45:23,079
are dead, actually right.

867
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so not everybody gets statues and even those

868
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,639
people people forget.

869
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah that's why you know, you think

870
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,000
about legacy and it's like that's not important. Just focus

871
00:45:33,039 --> 00:45:35,559
on your family, because like you think these gen alpha

872
00:45:35,559 --> 00:45:38,480
fuxs are gonna give a shit about Louis Armstrong. Hell no,

873
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,280
I'm not going to know who Louis Armstrong is.

874
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,599
Speaker 2: But imagine if you're that dude that went on three days,

875
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:46,960
she'll be eighty.

876
00:45:47,039 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: Right, and she goes, God damn it, god, god damn Yeah,

877
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,360
now you're when you're right, you're right.

878
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck. Any guy dating V, you'll have to

879
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,960
listen to that fucking story for that's tough. No one

880
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,920
goes down on me like bond Okay, fuck it, I

881
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:10,679
want a divorce.

882
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 1: So we get to the next day. Next day, Nathan

883
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:19,400
can't see himself with anybody with Gail. Enough, done with it.

884
00:46:20,679 --> 00:46:23,559
Next storyline, V chats with Kathy about Kizzy being an

885
00:46:23,559 --> 00:46:27,199
evil white Uh what an evil witch? And Kizzy over

886
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:29,719
here she's like the smoke monster from Friend Gully. She

887
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:33,440
just kind of like seep, seeing everywhere and overhears things.

888
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,320
It's like, how the fuck are you listening to this?

889
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,719
So the guests arrived, something happens with the lines. Max

890
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,159
thinks the lines are gonna drown in the water and

891
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,159
V's like they're ropes, they can't drown, and he's like,

892
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,360
you don't know what you're talking about. And then the

893
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:50,519
doc Gypsy hits her in the head. That's right, yeah, okay.

894
00:46:50,559 --> 00:46:54,159
So we get to Titty Milk and one of the

895
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,400
charter guests is pumping right now and they want to

896
00:46:58,519 --> 00:47:01,440
keep some fridge some titty milk in the fridge. Now,

897
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,679
Kizzy says, you know, I've always wanted to try it.

898
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:06,719
I think I'm gonna try some a little bit later.

899
00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:10,880
Do not put your vile tongue anywhere near that elixir, okay, Kizzy.

900
00:47:11,039 --> 00:47:13,360
That stuff is hard to come by. It's beautiful. It

901
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,960
is not for you, you know, it's for you vodka.

902
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 2: Uh, you know. And then Kermit shares that she sucked

903
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,199
off one of her buddy's titty milk and.

904
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 1: I call it sweet. It's just not it.

905
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,599
Speaker 2: Is not sweet, which makes me question whether or not

906
00:47:28,639 --> 00:47:29,199
she did.

907
00:47:29,199 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: Well maybe it's like, I don't know that being what

908
00:47:32,119 --> 00:47:35,840
we're guys, so you know, maybe it's not as kind

909
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,199
of it's an tuned sweetness.

910
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:41,159
Speaker 2: May perhaps, yeah, but it was the most Kermit thing

911
00:47:41,199 --> 00:47:42,000
that Kermit could do.

912
00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:45,199
Speaker 1: Totally good for you, Kermit. They so many holes. I

913
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,079
thought it just came out of the middle.

914
00:47:47,119 --> 00:47:51,119
Speaker 2: One lunch.

915
00:47:51,519 --> 00:47:57,559
Speaker 1: Lunch be beautiful, well, the guests. As we're getting to lunch,

916
00:47:57,599 --> 00:48:00,239
the guests want one spicy margarita every seven minutes until

917
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,639
they black out the acid reflux of that. I mean,

918
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:04,679
just think about that.

919
00:48:05,079 --> 00:48:05,280
Speaker 2: Rough.

920
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:11,199
Speaker 1: Also shout out Matthew McConaughey, whose name I did not

921
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,599
spell in the notes because it's too tough. How do

922
00:48:14,639 --> 00:48:18,800
you spell that? We get to lunch Pharaoh and walnut

923
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:23,000
salad with grapes. We have Andalucian chicken, polenta chips with parmesan,

924
00:48:23,079 --> 00:48:25,199
and some type of Harry covert with quaile eggs. It's

925
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,320
just a marvelous lunch. I mean, this is the kind

926
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,239
of food that we all want to eat when we're

927
00:48:29,639 --> 00:48:33,000
in Barcelona on a yacht. Right, this is damn near perfect.

928
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,920
I'd say ninety seven pots. And these people are really

929
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,280
really just lovely people, which is the exact wrong kind

930
00:48:40,519 --> 00:48:43,760
of guests we want on this show. This show needs

931
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:49,480
to stop doing the There's got to be something off right.

932
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,880
It has to be like walking through a carnival. Okay,

933
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:59,400
we need derangement aboard these vessels. We need obscene egoism

934
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:00,159
aboard these.

935
00:49:00,159 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 2: Kill So you can't have it so much because then

936
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,679
it wears on. Yet, we've had enough craziness. We've had

937
00:49:05,679 --> 00:49:08,039
that dating crew.

938
00:49:08,159 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: We've we said we loved it and we want more

939
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,199
of it. Next one. What else have we had.

940
00:49:12,079 --> 00:49:14,679
Speaker 2: What we had a dude that took a ship in

941
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,239
a shower.

942
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,599
Speaker 1: It wasn't it wasn't sustained. It was just one ship

943
00:49:19,559 --> 00:49:21,119
and we didn't even know who did it. There was

944
00:49:21,159 --> 00:49:24,000
no confrontation. It was just a game of clue that

945
00:49:24,039 --> 00:49:26,519
Asha hatched in our ots. It's just not enough. We

946
00:49:26,559 --> 00:49:30,039
need okay, guy fiery if he didn't make it.

947
00:49:30,079 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 2: How about that idiot that got so drunk that he

948
00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:32,800
almost drowned.

949
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: He was talking about Bond.

950
00:49:35,119 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 2: No, no, no, he's.

951
00:49:39,599 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up. Because I love the and I'm

952
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,039
sure it's extremely painful. He flagged that killing and it's

953
00:49:46,079 --> 00:49:50,159
just disgusting. It was a slip of the mind and

954
00:49:50,199 --> 00:49:52,559
a slip of the tongue, which I will state again

955
00:49:52,599 --> 00:49:53,639
it is wounded right now.

956
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,039
Speaker 2: Some would argue that humor is the best way to

957
00:49:56,039 --> 00:49:56,639
get over grief.

958
00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:02,639
Speaker 1: Dylan, right, this, this is not that. And you know that,

959
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:11,280
all right, the tender guests, this is what I'm talking about.

960
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:17,039
They arrived. One of the guys calls kissy, ma'am. Can't

961
00:50:17,039 --> 00:50:18,639
have that. All right. We get to a jet ski

962
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,679
and there's one booze bag that wants to rip it

963
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:25,840
up after too many spicy marks. Now it's radio down

964
00:50:26,079 --> 00:50:27,199
from the rat Kathy.

965
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 2: The guest name is Robert.

966
00:50:29,519 --> 00:50:32,599
Speaker 1: Robert. Uh, don't let Robert go on the jet ski

967
00:50:32,639 --> 00:50:36,400
and supervised. He's had four spicy margarita's. Nathan relays it

968
00:50:36,559 --> 00:50:39,440
to Max. Max says, how many spicy margaritas have you had?

969
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:42,639
It's like a bad cop, right, how many spicy have

970
00:50:42,679 --> 00:50:48,199
you had? He goes, I think one for me, and

971
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:52,000
he just let by the way, Oh yeah, yeah, that's it.

972
00:50:52,119 --> 00:50:56,000
This is if somebody hates you, you have to be

973
00:50:56,159 --> 00:51:00,360
very careful with like the hard rules of Okay, you

974
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:05,639
can do things to wage war against your supervisor, your boss,

975
00:51:05,679 --> 00:51:11,159
but you can't break the rules. This is the I mean,

976
00:51:11,199 --> 00:51:13,480
it's the silver bullet. He ignored safety.

977
00:51:13,679 --> 00:51:15,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, for the second time.

978
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:20,559
Speaker 1: Right, So goodbye Max meanwhiles though Joe tries to real

979
00:51:20,679 --> 00:51:24,039
Max in because he knows his leadership style. He says, Max,

980
00:51:24,079 --> 00:51:26,880
come here, and like a collie in a field, he

981
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:31,159
takes the jet ski and just races off. The Harmon

982
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,880
arrives and the ladies are talking too much in Joshus

983
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,719
galley and dinner is going to be at eight to thirty,

984
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:40,239
and Choush is going to YouTube the harmone Eberiko carving technique.

985
00:51:40,679 --> 00:51:45,679
Now he goes and endures a process that I think

986
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,679
a lot of us have endured that being a tutorial

987
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:53,960
YouTube video with too much head. Harmoni Barrico is one

988
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,320
of the I don't need that, right. So it's been

989
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,159
three minutes and thirty seconds. I need you to pull

990
00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:00,519
the knife out and show me how to do this.

991
00:52:01,079 --> 00:52:03,800
Josh watches the entire thing because he's a poet and

992
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,199
therefore he does not understand how to do this. He

993
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:14,239
goes upstairs and he begins to magicians apprentice his way

994
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,559
through this leg of high quality pork.

995
00:52:17,679 --> 00:52:20,199
Speaker 2: I thought about this and as a chef, like a

996
00:52:20,199 --> 00:52:23,519
little hack here, why not heat the knife and dip

997
00:52:23,559 --> 00:52:27,639
it in butter? What well you heat the knife, wouldn't

998
00:52:27,639 --> 00:52:31,199
I talk about wouldn't that slide through the meat faster?

999
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: It's it's not about.

1000
00:52:35,199 --> 00:52:37,159
Speaker 2: Because it seemed like it was a little the meat

1001
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,159
was a little bit tougher to actually cut through that.

1002
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:43,519
Speaker 1: It's not about shortcuts. There's there's no butter, there's no heat.

1003
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:48,719
This is pure technique. Okay, this is to the Spanish,

1004
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,320
this is a sacred act. And Josh goes up there

1005
00:52:51,519 --> 00:52:54,920
with I think a chef's knife. I mean the kind

1006
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,199
of that you have to have a long, beautiful kind

1007
00:52:57,199 --> 00:53:01,039
of whales tooth to do this properly. I'm gonna not

1008
00:53:01,079 --> 00:53:03,280
get so hung up on this. But the guests see

1009
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:07,239
how bad this is and they're they're a little uncomfortable.

1010
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:11,519
I mean, the hormone is sliding out of the the vice.

1011
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:19,920
There's there's just cannon balls of harmone being dumped into

1012
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,840
a bowl. The whole thing is just grotesque and frankly,

1013
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:28,559
I don't think it should have been aired. All right,

1014
00:53:28,639 --> 00:53:36,320
So we get to some stuff on deck to wrap

1015
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:41,840
up the episode. First off, Joe tries to kill Nathan.

1016
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,239
He hits him in the head with a crank twice,

1017
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,679
which is crazy, and he says he's his friend, He's

1018
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:51,599
not hit him in the head with a crank, and

1019
00:53:51,639 --> 00:53:53,119
then the jetski flies off.

1020
00:53:53,519 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 2: Okay, I think it went to where that Malaysian jetliner went.

1021
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,679
Speaker 1: To the power node that sucking all the metal from

1022
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:08,079
the surface down towards it. They relaunched an investigation. We

1023
00:54:08,199 --> 00:54:12,400
gotta talk about that, okay. So Kizzie and Joe start

1024
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,280
to practice their dance and her skirt comes up revealing

1025
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:19,440
her entire ass. Now this is a bit of a

1026
00:54:19,599 --> 00:54:24,599
you know, a Seventh Heaven kind of gag, right, Not really,

1027
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,000
that show is very Christian.

1028
00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:31,199
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I knew the lady on it. I hate

1029
00:54:31,199 --> 00:54:33,679
her guts, she's a witch.

1030
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just remember there was in there was an

1031
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,920
episode about catching the kids smoking pot, I think, and

1032
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,760
it was it was really not good. Anyways, Seventh Heaven

1033
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,320
kind of gag happens where her entire ass comes out

1034
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:51,320
and they both laugh about it. But Kizzie, if you'll notice,

1035
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:58,880
turns toward him before completely covering herself. Again, I just

1036
00:54:59,159 --> 00:55:03,199
have kind of I've kind of had an It's just

1037
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:08,800
not that interesting, you know, the hedonistic, manipulative twenty somethings.

1038
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:13,599
You know, I want somebody with like one leg on

1039
00:55:13,599 --> 00:55:18,280
one leg, Yeah, like a real pirate, you know, somebody,

1040
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:26,599
somebody who was survived listen, somebody who survived a pirate attack,

1041
00:55:27,559 --> 00:55:31,000
like a Captain Phillips kind of character. I mean, let's

1042
00:55:31,079 --> 00:55:31,840
just rethink the cat.

1043
00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny as I'm an older dude, I'm

1044
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:39,039
turning into what like how women think they like dudes

1045
00:55:39,079 --> 00:55:41,719
that are of course attractive, but they're attracted to men

1046
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,119
in power, like they think it's hot when a guy

1047
00:55:44,199 --> 00:55:46,920
like starts his own business or something like that, and

1048
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:50,000
that's an attractive thing. I think women that have their

1049
00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:53,880
own businesses and stuff, like lady bosses, that's kind of hot.

1050
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:54,599
Speaker 1: Oh you do do?

1051
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? Not ugly ones.

1052
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 1: All right, that's the show. Obviously unattractive people. Men and

1053
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:11,760
women are not attractive to people. That's why. I mean,

1054
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,199
look at me. I look like a goddamn terrorist.

1055
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:15,119
Speaker 2: No one wants me.

1056
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,599
Speaker 1: We're disgusting creatures inside and outside.

1057
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:20,079
Speaker 2: That's right.

1058
00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the show. Subscribe to the

1059
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,320
YouTube channel. Join us a pictureon dot Conversation on the

1060
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:29,880
podcast network for APSPMZ and Traders coming soon. Real Housewives

1061
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,719
of Salt Lake is wrapping up there as well. We

1062
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,559
love you guys very much. Hope you have a lovely

1063
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:38,719
twenty twenty six. I'm Dylan saying goodbye Pat, say goodbye Jayalen. Yeah,

1064
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,400
it was the Ger