WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:03.359 Hey, look he's it. Hey, Look he's it. Hey, Look 2 00:00:03.399 --> 00:00:03.680 he's it. 3 00:00:03.759 --> 00:00:04.320 Hey, Hey. 4 00:00:06.160 --> 00:00:09.000 Hey, everybody, welcome to the snark Tank Podcast. It's me. 5 00:00:09.320 --> 00:00:13.160 It's it's us again. Remember go over to page on 6 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:15.279 the complice of snark Tank or will hurt you to 7 00:00:15.320 --> 00:00:18.239 get these early early early access to ad for you 8 00:00:18.280 --> 00:00:23.399 all that stuff? Uh, that's Sweeney over there. Say hi, Sweeney. Hey, 9 00:00:24.280 --> 00:00:30.679 this is Derek. Say hi. Mmmmm Okase I have to 10 00:00:30.719 --> 00:00:36.000 ask you a question. So I watched you struggle to 11 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:39.399 get into this building for like a good five minutes. 12 00:00:39.759 --> 00:00:41.359 The code wasn't working for some reason. I must have 13 00:00:41.359 --> 00:00:43.240 pressed something incorrectly, and then I kept looping and the 14 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:44.320 pressing incorrect thing. 15 00:00:44.719 --> 00:00:46.880 Are you kept like looping it? I kept looping. 16 00:00:47.399 --> 00:00:49.159 I was like, where did I go wrong? I'll put 17 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:51.240 it in again. Oh that's too late. I was already 18 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:53.479 was already one in. Then I did it again. I 19 00:00:53.520 --> 00:00:54.759 was like, all right, cool, this is awesome. 20 00:00:54.920 --> 00:00:55.880 Do you know how to reset it? 21 00:00:56.320 --> 00:00:56.359 No? 22 00:00:56.520 --> 00:00:57.359 They already said it. 23 00:00:57.840 --> 00:00:59.200 So there's two ways to reset it. 24 00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:02.320 The easiest one is to leave it alone for like 25 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:05.640 a good like ten seconds and then I'll just reset itself. 26 00:01:05.879 --> 00:01:07.920 The other one is a lot of times not for 27 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:09.560 every machine, but a lot of them. Do you just 28 00:01:09.599 --> 00:01:12.079 press star and it's kind of like a reset. 29 00:01:12.480 --> 00:01:13.480 I was like, wow, awesome. 30 00:01:13.640 --> 00:01:15.000 It just kept getting it, and I was like, all right, bro, 31 00:01:15.120 --> 00:01:16.760 it kept calling. I think it might have been because 32 00:01:16.799 --> 00:01:18.040 it was not one four number. Your number is the 33 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:20.560 nine for a number. Yeah, yeah, so I guess it 34 00:01:20.680 --> 00:01:25.000 kept calling your number technically or trying to interact numbers 35 00:01:25.040 --> 00:01:26.159 like the person is not there now. And I was like, 36 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:28.000 all right, whatever, I guess. Then some lady came and 37 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:28.159 I was. 38 00:01:28.120 --> 00:01:30.120 Like yeah, because I blocked it because I'm just like 39 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:32.439 every time every dude I get I used to get 40 00:01:32.760 --> 00:01:38.000 voicemails of people of every time some anytime anybody would 41 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:40.680 come into the building, just like your code, and it 42 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:42.879 would get that yeah they would put they would would 43 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:44.359 put the normal code in and it would just go 44 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:47.760 to my phone for some reason, every single person, and 45 00:01:47.760 --> 00:01:49.040 so I would just get these calls. I'm like, who 46 00:01:49.079 --> 00:01:51.560 the fuck is calling me? And I got freaked out 47 00:01:51.560 --> 00:01:53.480 a little bit because I blocked the number right because 48 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:54.959 I was just like, I'm not I'm not dealing with 49 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:58.079 this again. I'm not dealing with this right now. And 50 00:01:59.480 --> 00:02:03.280 years later I walked I went into my voicemails, like 51 00:02:03.359 --> 00:02:05.680 recently I did this. I went to my voicemails and 52 00:02:05.719 --> 00:02:08.479 I saw all these because you can see blocked voicemails, 53 00:02:08.759 --> 00:02:12.400 and I had all these voicemails, these like ten second, 54 00:02:12.400 --> 00:02:15.560 fifteen second, thirty second voicemails from the same number going 55 00:02:15.599 --> 00:02:17.960 back years, and I forgot that I had blocked this number, 56 00:02:17.960 --> 00:02:21.400 and I'm like, who the fuck is? So I listened 57 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:23.479 to them like really intently, and I heard like dogs barking. 58 00:02:23.479 --> 00:02:24.120 I'm like, where the fuck? 59 00:02:24.159 --> 00:02:24.400 Who is? 60 00:02:24.879 --> 00:02:32.400 Who is? I psycked myself out, myself out, you're there, dude. 61 00:02:32.400 --> 00:02:35.039 I listened to so many of these, like, I listened 62 00:02:35.080 --> 00:02:36.840 to thirty of them before I found one that was like, 63 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:40.240 but how do I get in? And then a voice 64 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:41.879 to the last week it was like, you gotta hit 65 00:02:42.240 --> 00:02:46.840 this pound and I was like, oh, this is the door. 66 00:02:48.360 --> 00:02:51.520 I keep getting these weird text messages from the credit 67 00:02:51.599 --> 00:02:54.800 Union by warehouse talking about like I have I have 68 00:02:54.840 --> 00:02:57.400 it with I have some sort of fraudulent account for 69 00:02:57.520 --> 00:02:59.719 like one hundred thousand dollars, and I'm like, I never 70 00:02:59.719 --> 00:03:02.599 even had that credit union. Why are they calling me? 71 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:03.319 It's not even like. 72 00:03:03.280 --> 00:03:05.879 It's yeah, that's that's so it's like they're rolling it 73 00:03:05.879 --> 00:03:06.759 out to everybody. 74 00:03:06.719 --> 00:03:09.479 Yeah, I didn't even have that union. Well they're trying 75 00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:10.159 to freaking out. 76 00:03:10.319 --> 00:03:12.680 It almost got you because you're even thinking about it. 77 00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:16.439 Yeah, there's a little ward off your rest. And I 78 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:18.039 was like, I want dumb shit that I do before 79 00:03:18.039 --> 00:03:19.159 there's a my arrest. 80 00:03:19.240 --> 00:03:20.360 I was like, oh man. 81 00:03:20.439 --> 00:03:21.800 Then I thought about it, and I was like. 82 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:25.319 Was there cameras? What did I fucking do? 83 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:25.599 Like? 84 00:03:25.639 --> 00:03:28.400 Oh man, from twenty seventeen, I was really stupid. Then 85 00:03:28.439 --> 00:03:31.000 what I have done? I like, no, wait, I wasn't cali, 86 00:03:31.039 --> 00:03:33.560 I wasn't doing anything that dumb. Yet I was like, no, 87 00:03:33.639 --> 00:03:35.599 I just did this word that guy was I wanted 88 00:03:35.599 --> 00:03:37.879 to call one of the guys and then like, I'm 89 00:03:37.879 --> 00:03:39.360 tracking where you're at right now, and I know where 90 00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:39.599 you're at. 91 00:03:39.639 --> 00:03:43.960 I'm gonna fucking eat you, uh real quick. 92 00:03:44.759 --> 00:03:49.080 When you were struggling with the door, why didn't you 93 00:03:49.280 --> 00:03:50.560 contact any of us? 94 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:52.360 I was there for like maybe a minute or two, 95 00:03:52.439 --> 00:03:54.439 so I was like they were there way too long. 96 00:03:54.479 --> 00:03:57.280 It was it was a while. I tell we timed it. It 97 00:03:57.319 --> 00:04:00.639 was like four minutes to see me. Yeah, we're watching you. 98 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:04.080 We were just looking at this because we were just 99 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:05.360 in the living room. We were we were in the 100 00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:09.560 what do you mean because then go straight through? Yeah, yeah, 101 00:04:09.560 --> 00:04:11.840 and we were just watching. It's like watching, Oh cool, 102 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:15.599 he's here, dope, and then you just didn't come in 103 00:04:15.719 --> 00:04:17.959 and then you were like what I left. 104 00:04:17.759 --> 00:04:21.600 The room to see. Oh, maybe he texted me personally 105 00:04:21.720 --> 00:04:22.439 or called me. 106 00:04:22.600 --> 00:04:23.639 Because I was thinking my bother. 107 00:04:23.639 --> 00:04:25.000 I was like, I'm not going to bother these guys. 108 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:30.199 You didn't want to bother so you could do you understand. 109 00:04:29.720 --> 00:04:31.000 What you because I didn't know you guys were. I 110 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:32.639 thought you guys are already doing setting stuffup. And I 111 00:04:32.639 --> 00:04:33.720 was like, I'm not gonna about this. I'm trying to 112 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:34.040 figure this. 113 00:04:34.160 --> 00:04:35.160 Oh okay, yeah I guess. 114 00:04:35.199 --> 00:04:37.639 And I was like, whatever, it's fine, I guess. I'll 115 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:39.800 just have this woman save my fucking day. 116 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:42.720 I was that she would like, would you explain? Like 117 00:04:42.759 --> 00:04:44.279 what did you explain to that lady? 118 00:04:44.319 --> 00:04:45.720 Look a coach. She was like, oh no, that is 119 00:04:45.759 --> 00:04:47.160 one of the coaches. Like I'm sorry about that. I 120 00:04:47.199 --> 00:04:48.480 just let you and I thank you. 121 00:04:48.639 --> 00:04:50.160 Yeah, that is one of the codes. 122 00:04:50.240 --> 00:04:54.319 But like you were how did you even fuck it up. 123 00:04:54.240 --> 00:04:56.560 In the first place? I don't know. I was depressed. 124 00:04:56.560 --> 00:04:58.879 I must press because you do hashtag and then you 125 00:04:58.920 --> 00:04:59.759 do four digits. 126 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:01.639 I must have pressed the wrong digit at first. I 127 00:05:01.920 --> 00:05:03.079 must have been pressed already something. 128 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:05.360 I will say, I've done that before. That's one of 129 00:05:05.399 --> 00:05:07.360 those where you don't have to really reset it. You 130 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:09.160 can just start over again. It'll do it. 131 00:05:09.199 --> 00:05:11.480 Yeah, Oh cool. I guess I kept pressing like I guess. 132 00:05:11.480 --> 00:05:14.199 I was like three digits in and then I. 133 00:05:14.120 --> 00:05:19.079 Pressed, smashing it like if I press all of them 134 00:05:19.079 --> 00:05:20.920 at once, it must be the code. 135 00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:22.519 I go to press one of my finger and I 136 00:05:22.519 --> 00:05:24.399 think it's one than I'm pressing all of them my 137 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:25.240 giant finger. 138 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:29.319 What's going on? Your finger gets bigger as it gets 139 00:05:29.319 --> 00:05:31.480 closer to the buttons. You know what I was thinking. 140 00:05:32.000 --> 00:05:35.959 I was thinking that you were delaying coming at first, 141 00:05:35.959 --> 00:05:38.519 probably for the first minute, I was thinking, Oh, you're 142 00:05:38.560 --> 00:05:42.040 having an argument with Lily, and you don't want to obviously, 143 00:05:42.079 --> 00:05:43.720 you don't want us to hear it, so you're gonna 144 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:45.639 stay out there with me. He doesn't, he's been he's 145 00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:46.959 heard all of them. 146 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:46.800 Yeah. 147 00:05:47.879 --> 00:05:49.519 Yeah, but maybe maybe you don't. Maybe you don't feel 148 00:05:49.519 --> 00:05:51.519 that comfortable around me. 149 00:05:51.680 --> 00:05:55.600 I've known you for like fucking seven years. Dude, it's fine. 150 00:05:55.720 --> 00:05:58.279 I was thinking, like we're like, you're you're you're also 151 00:05:58.399 --> 00:05:59.920 friends with my girlfriend as well. 152 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:02.839 It's no, I don't care. Maybe it was really personal 153 00:06:02.839 --> 00:06:05.360 about that. Literally, I am not getting a penis reduction. 154 00:06:05.439 --> 00:06:06.000 I know it hurts. 155 00:06:07.279 --> 00:06:10.399 It's a wild thing. Like they ask like please, You're 156 00:06:10.680 --> 00:06:13.720 like no, absolutely not. Fuck you be hurt, dude. Penis 157 00:06:13.720 --> 00:06:14.720 reduction is kind of crazy. 158 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:15.399 Does that really? 159 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:17.639 I don't know. I don't know if that right. 160 00:06:17.759 --> 00:06:21.240 Yeah, it must be, but it doesn't seem fucking I mean, 161 00:06:21.319 --> 00:06:24.279 unless it's like freakishly long, right, yeah, Well that's. 162 00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:25.639 Who it would be for people who. 163 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:28.360 It wouldn't be for a guy just topping past seven, 164 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:30.000 you know, it would be for a guy that. 165 00:06:29.959 --> 00:06:30.800 Would be crazy. 166 00:06:30.879 --> 00:06:32.720 Imagine you have a seven inch and you're like, nah, 167 00:06:32.759 --> 00:06:34.439 I kind of want like four and a half. 168 00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:37.319 Yeah, I want to go down to three at my hardest. 169 00:06:37.399 --> 00:06:40.160 You know, it like dipped. It has to be so 170 00:06:40.199 --> 00:06:43.040 long that it dips into your shoes sometimes, you know. 171 00:06:43.920 --> 00:06:46.560 I saw the world record guy. It was a dude 172 00:06:46.639 --> 00:06:49.879 in South America. I think either Mexico or South America, 173 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:52.120 I can't remember. It was a Latin gentleman and his 174 00:06:52.279 --> 00:06:53.920 penis was like eighteen inches. 175 00:06:54.360 --> 00:06:55.160 That's painful. 176 00:06:55.199 --> 00:06:58.600 That's that's not that's not having that's not having sex penis. 177 00:06:58.680 --> 00:07:03.519 Yeah, exactly, it's literally it literally cannot get fucking at 178 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:07.040 attention to bang because it's just too it's no, there's 179 00:07:07.079 --> 00:07:08.319 not enough blood. 180 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:16.600 So that's like so yeah, that would be I guess 181 00:07:16.439 --> 00:07:17.920 the real question would be, like if you got a 182 00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:19.959 penis production, it would really just be like you would 183 00:07:20.360 --> 00:07:22.000 he would get rid of part of it, and you 184 00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:24.199 would keep part of it. But like which, like which 185 00:07:24.199 --> 00:07:24.560 parts of. 186 00:07:24.560 --> 00:07:26.079 You you would obviously get rid of some part of 187 00:07:26.079 --> 00:07:28.560 this day? Do you get rid of the head. No, 188 00:07:31.759 --> 00:07:33.920 you don't get rid of I want to. 189 00:07:33.879 --> 00:07:36.120 Get rid of all the nerve endings, Like so I 190 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:38.480 don't want to feel anything, dude, I want like. 191 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:38.879 I just want. 192 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:42.800 I wanted to be a I essentially wanted to I 193 00:07:42.879 --> 00:07:45.240 have a prosthetic dick. It's like I have a real 194 00:07:45.279 --> 00:07:48.680 dig but it it feels like a prosthetic dick, meaning 195 00:07:48.720 --> 00:07:49.720 I don't feel it at all. 196 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:54.240 So it is so fucking roundabout insane amazing because then 197 00:07:54.240 --> 00:07:55.480 all of a sudden kind of like so if you 198 00:07:55.480 --> 00:07:57.160 get rid of all the nerve intings and your penis 199 00:07:57.160 --> 00:08:04.680 to get rid of your testicles? Will you ken. 200 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:07.600 The desire to uh be being enslaved by my. 201 00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:10.040 By my libido? 202 00:08:10.079 --> 00:08:10.800 Will it be gone? 203 00:08:11.160 --> 00:08:12.680 I think yours will be gone? 204 00:08:13.439 --> 00:08:14.839 Just the test how that works? I don't think so. 205 00:08:14.959 --> 00:08:16.480 What did you show that created that's where the hormones 206 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:19.120 are created? Is that people with no testicles don't want 207 00:08:19.120 --> 00:08:19.680 to have sex. 208 00:08:19.800 --> 00:08:21.879 I don't know anyone with no testicles. 209 00:08:23.000 --> 00:08:25.000 We got to find this out, I think, get into 210 00:08:25.000 --> 00:08:26.759 the show. If you don't have tests, if you don't 211 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:30.160 have any testicles, what you're supposed to have them? I 212 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:36.399 imagine it wouldn't. That's a very good especially our smart ass, 213 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:46.519 snarky fucking audience. Fucking slammy. But keep paying me though. So, 214 00:08:46.519 --> 00:08:49.919 so we have something a little bit special today, uh, 215 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:53.960 I believe. So we have we we've undergone this little 216 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:56.759 we've we started this little contest where we wanted to 217 00:08:56.759 --> 00:09:00.759 find like a new kind of intro for the show. Yeah. Uh, 218 00:09:00.919 --> 00:09:04.759 and we let we let you guys make it for us. Uh. 219 00:09:04.799 --> 00:09:07.440 And we're gonna we have a bunch of submissions from 220 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:12.440 you guys. Your your musical contributions to this snark tank 221 00:09:13.039 --> 00:09:14.720 are now here. We're gonna listen to them live. We're 222 00:09:14.759 --> 00:09:17.720 gonna we're gonna we're gonna see which one wins. We're 223 00:09:17.759 --> 00:09:22.480 gonna judge them. We're gonna judge him severely, respectfully, respect Well, 224 00:09:22.799 --> 00:09:25.320 that's not necessarily mutually exclusive. 225 00:09:25.759 --> 00:09:30.600 Severe judgment is usually absolutely necessarily. It could be good, yeah, 226 00:09:30.840 --> 00:09:32.679 like be good for the soul, I guess for some people, 227 00:09:32.720 --> 00:09:33.600 but it's. 228 00:09:33.559 --> 00:09:37.320 Usually not an constructive criticism. Well, we'll try to leave 229 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:38.320 out the ad homonyms. 230 00:09:38.360 --> 00:09:41.440 But yeah, I can't make any problem. We can't make 231 00:09:41.440 --> 00:09:43.919 promises on that front. Yeah, so we got Now what 232 00:09:43.960 --> 00:09:44.440 do we do. 233 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:46.360 We have the names of the people who so, so 234 00:09:46.559 --> 00:09:49.840 what I was supposed to do was, uh, my fucking 235 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:53.039 email is not attached on my new phone, unfortunately, the 236 00:09:53.080 --> 00:09:55.679 snark tank email unfortunately, because what I was gonna do 237 00:09:55.840 --> 00:09:57.679 is just look at them. You know, oh, this is 238 00:09:57.799 --> 00:10:02.600 this by this person. Only one person has their name 239 00:10:02.679 --> 00:10:05.799 attached to the actual file. Yeah, to the file which 240 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:08.000 you know this person's actually smart. I appreciate that. 241 00:10:08.120 --> 00:10:08.320 Good. 242 00:10:08.559 --> 00:10:13.840 Yeah, but yeah, like, but here's the thing though, the 243 00:10:13.960 --> 00:10:17.399 person that knows it, Like, so say, for example, if 244 00:10:17.399 --> 00:10:19.679 you pull up you pull up the things and if 245 00:10:19.720 --> 00:10:23.159 you see for you Dutch, if you I don't know 246 00:10:23.159 --> 00:10:24.639 if you can see that MP three and like, because 247 00:10:24.639 --> 00:10:27.279 there's only like, there isn't that many entries, lad and gentlemen. 248 00:10:27.799 --> 00:10:30.840 There was I think six contestants and once. 249 00:10:30.679 --> 00:10:32.720 More than I thought that, to be honest with you, yeah, 250 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:34.919 because I mean, like, I don't know, making music is 251 00:10:34.919 --> 00:10:38.639 a particularly like specific skill set that like even if 252 00:10:38.720 --> 00:10:41.799 even if you do it crudely, like most of the 253 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:43.639 people that I know wouldn't even know where to begin doing. 254 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:46.000 Absolutely what I mean, you're absolutely right. Yeah, Like I 255 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:47.759 kind of didn't think about it. I was like, oh, 256 00:10:47.799 --> 00:10:49.320 this is kind of low. But then when you yeah, 257 00:10:49.320 --> 00:10:54.960 when you say that, I'm like, that's right. Yeah, so 258 00:10:55.399 --> 00:10:58.639 well within the yeah, listenly, I don't want to worry 259 00:10:58.639 --> 00:10:58.919 about it. 260 00:11:00.279 --> 00:11:02.039 If you're if you're part of this, you'll know, you'll 261 00:11:02.039 --> 00:11:02.440 know it's you. 262 00:11:02.559 --> 00:11:04.279 I don't want to get too complicated because there's some 263 00:11:04.320 --> 00:11:08.120 things maybe they didn't want to disclose that information. So yeah, fair, 264 00:11:08.480 --> 00:11:11.960 but I'm gonna pull. I'm gonna pull the first one. 265 00:11:13.200 --> 00:11:14.720 It's called for you Dutch. 266 00:11:15.039 --> 00:11:19.120 Oh no, yeah, yeah, So let's let's fire this one up. 267 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:32.120 Gay No, why you say that? No? Or you Dutch? 268 00:11:32.480 --> 00:11:36.279 He wants you don't let's feel Please, I'm not gay. 269 00:11:36.360 --> 00:11:40.080 Please, don't listen. Now are you gay? Son? Are you 270 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:47.320 gay for me? I'm not gay for you. He's gay 271 00:11:47.799 --> 00:11:48.360 for you. 272 00:11:49.679 --> 00:11:51.720 That my new ring to I'm like that, that's my 273 00:11:51.879 --> 00:11:52.320 ring dope. 274 00:11:52.799 --> 00:11:55.159 I'm hanging out with a couple of queers. What do 275 00:11:55.200 --> 00:11:57.720 you mean a couple of queers? No, I'm not kidding. 276 00:11:57.759 --> 00:12:00.679 So it's the whole it's the whole script of wal 277 00:12:00.799 --> 00:12:06.919 thing and and more and then something that gets a 278 00:12:07.000 --> 00:12:10.360 couple of so you know, and like it. What do 279 00:12:10.440 --> 00:12:12.799 you mean a couple of queers. No, I'm not gay, 280 00:12:12.879 --> 00:12:21.679 that's just him. A couple of cops. No, I'm not gay, 281 00:12:21.759 --> 00:12:28.039 that's just him. Get out couple. You know. That's that's 282 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:28.480 not bad. 283 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:31.200 What's crazy is that kind of music has only gotten 284 00:12:31.240 --> 00:12:33.440 better in my brain. It makes me sad. I don't 285 00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:34.519 know what's happening to me. 286 00:12:34.600 --> 00:12:36.159 You know what's crazy to me is that I genuinely 287 00:12:36.320 --> 00:12:39.159 is unfortunate, but I think I think AI country music 288 00:12:39.519 --> 00:12:43.919 is significantly better. It's weird you say that. I actually 289 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:45.840 agree with that. I don't mind that at all. Like 290 00:12:45.879 --> 00:12:47.799 that doesn't bother me because I know that it doesn't 291 00:12:47.799 --> 00:12:54.120 come from an evil person. That's crazy neutral. It feels 292 00:12:54.120 --> 00:12:56.559 authentically neutral to the point where like I feel like, okay, 293 00:12:57.240 --> 00:12:58.240 you know, like it doesn't. 294 00:12:58.159 --> 00:12:59.759 Like country music more than he's older, and I'm like, 295 00:12:59.759 --> 00:13:02.080 what the see? But the thing is all Caribbean things. 296 00:13:02.120 --> 00:13:03.519 See what happens though, Jamaican? 297 00:13:03.679 --> 00:13:05.600 Why is everything a Caribbean thing? 298 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:07.080 Making people love country music? 299 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:09.759 That's what I swear a lot of people love like 300 00:13:09.799 --> 00:13:11.919 this is well, there's no there's no reason for a 301 00:13:12.039 --> 00:13:15.919 Jamaican rasta man with dreads that smokes weed eats curry 302 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:21.480 go all the time to be a fact like, there's no. 303 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:23.000 But listen, you do this all the time. You're like, oh, 304 00:13:23.039 --> 00:13:26.639 I peece standing up, it's a Caribbean thing. Like not 305 00:13:26.799 --> 00:13:29.159 everything is a Caribby that just most of my trades 306 00:13:29.200 --> 00:13:32.559 are no, most of your trades are people trades. No 307 00:13:32.679 --> 00:13:35.039 that you assume that I know this. 308 00:13:35.159 --> 00:13:37.559 I don't scutter. People don't scutter up walls backwards to 309 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:41.679 hang in the ceiling. That's why I do that. 310 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:46.600 That's because your day, that's a gay, gay trade. Bro. 311 00:13:47.639 --> 00:13:52.440 I will say, I wonder if your appreciation of country 312 00:13:52.519 --> 00:13:55.679 music does coincide with its popularity with the youth. 313 00:13:55.759 --> 00:13:57.480 Maybe I wonder that more popular thing. 314 00:13:57.600 --> 00:13:59.759 Yes, absolutely, more probably than rap. 315 00:13:59.840 --> 00:14:06.120 So think of what we whoa anyway I will so 316 00:14:06.360 --> 00:14:09.679 in a lot of country artists have started putting u 317 00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:13.200 trap beats behind their songs. 318 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:15.279 Well, so which is which appeals to you? I don't 319 00:14:15.360 --> 00:14:15.559 like that. 320 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:17.960 I like, I'm not I'm not saying about their tractors 321 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:19.559 and mowing down by No. 322 00:14:19.600 --> 00:14:21.960 They're still talking about it, but they're just putting some 323 00:14:21.960 --> 00:14:22.720 beats behind it. 324 00:14:23.080 --> 00:14:28.440 They're like behind it. It's like sucking drill country. It's 325 00:14:28.440 --> 00:14:32.200 crazy that some real they're trying. Some people are trying. 326 00:14:32.240 --> 00:14:34.360 It's not country rap. Is that what you're saying? 327 00:14:34.519 --> 00:14:34.679 Not? 328 00:14:34.879 --> 00:14:35.360 No, not. 329 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:42.600 British drill, Like like I would say something maybe more crazy. 330 00:14:44.639 --> 00:14:54.559 Tractor. I'm not even going to try. My brain was 331 00:14:54.559 --> 00:15:02.519 like a British like hick accent. It feels impossible, I 332 00:15:02.519 --> 00:15:10.480 think the I think that's what it is. It's impossible. 333 00:15:10.480 --> 00:15:12.879 It's actually not possible. It's pretty disgusting. 334 00:15:14.279 --> 00:15:16.080 Now I know there are some so we got to 335 00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:18.639 find those people online, right, Yeah, if you're a British 336 00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:21.320 hic right in British people that moved to the States 337 00:15:21.320 --> 00:15:24.279 to move to the South and then the second generation, 338 00:15:24.879 --> 00:15:28.080 right the kid that grew up started to adopt the 339 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:33.039 parents accent and they're surrounding dialect and so then they 340 00:15:33.080 --> 00:15:35.799 have this British hicc as ship. So that is that's 341 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:39.440 definitely a real thing. It's like the Vietnamese guy in 342 00:15:39.519 --> 00:15:42.840 Texas where he's like, like the way he was talking, 343 00:15:42.879 --> 00:15:47.399 like he's fishing a twang, I'm in the eyeball of 344 00:15:47.480 --> 00:15:49.720 the hurricane and they're like, oh my god, it's the 345 00:15:49.759 --> 00:15:50.480 craziest accent. 346 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:54.600 He's got like a twangs like machine during a hurricane 347 00:15:54.879 --> 00:15:57.120 and he's I was like, oh cool, I'm sure you're 348 00:15:57.159 --> 00:15:57.559 dead now. 349 00:15:57.600 --> 00:15:59.519 I'm sure he had like a cool viral moment. But 350 00:15:59.559 --> 00:16:02.600 then like once the eye was over, he got shredded into. 351 00:16:04.600 --> 00:16:13.360 Clumbed him in the head as it was a wizard past. Honestly, 352 00:16:13.399 --> 00:16:17.159 can I say that that is like that like type 353 00:16:17.200 --> 00:16:19.519 of death is something that I kind of thought I 354 00:16:19.559 --> 00:16:23.559 would see more like yeah, because like that happened a 355 00:16:23.600 --> 00:16:26.399 lot in like movies and like cartoon like all sorts 356 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:28.000 of like if there was a villain. 357 00:16:27.840 --> 00:16:30.200 There was something epic about that that's not real, you know. 358 00:16:30.600 --> 00:16:32.720 Right, like like somebody getting him paled on a fence 359 00:16:33.360 --> 00:16:35.240 like that happened a lot for some reason. 360 00:16:35.440 --> 00:16:38.120 I mean, seeing that's probably mortifying, but also kind of 361 00:16:38.279 --> 00:16:38.759 it would. 362 00:16:38.559 --> 00:16:41.960 Be pretty probably scariest, the most vivid memory that I 363 00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:44.360 have of like that. I guess it's like from it's 364 00:16:44.399 --> 00:16:46.159 not exactly the same way that I'm imagining it, but 365 00:16:46.200 --> 00:16:48.240 like hot fuzz when that guy like gets fucking pale through. 366 00:16:52.919 --> 00:16:55.360 The stomach is fine because it seems a little funny, 367 00:16:55.440 --> 00:16:57.039 but the next scenes is like brutal. 368 00:16:57.159 --> 00:17:01.679 The stomach is like dramatic, you know, yeah, and it's 369 00:17:01.720 --> 00:17:04.279 like very visceral, like and you know what hurts and 370 00:17:04.359 --> 00:17:07.039 your stomach acid is pouring out and ship like that 371 00:17:07.039 --> 00:17:21.279 that's gonna be take an acid. You get stabbed in 372 00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:24.559 the stomach, your stomach acids are bleeding, and you're like, oh, 373 00:17:24.759 --> 00:17:28.440 this is crazy. He takes thumbs or something. Yeah you 374 00:17:28.839 --> 00:17:30.880 got man, Yeah. 375 00:17:31.200 --> 00:17:33.279 I don't be safe from that. Like it's being stabbed 376 00:17:33.279 --> 00:17:35.480 in the stomach and like ripped in quick quick. I 377 00:17:35.720 --> 00:17:39.400 sold my so my profist, I think the way to 378 00:17:40.119 --> 00:17:42.880 you gotta do it real quick. Hopefully the instrument is 379 00:17:42.920 --> 00:17:45.440 still impaled. And then I feel like that's the. 380 00:17:45.799 --> 00:17:47.319 If you rip open to me, like if you like 381 00:17:47.640 --> 00:17:54.920 if you've been like yeah, can you be rebound, Move move. 382 00:17:54.799 --> 00:17:55.720 On, move on to the next one. 383 00:17:55.799 --> 00:17:59.480 Yeah, actually, you know you actually can, but you have 384 00:17:59.519 --> 00:18:01.240 to quick lee before you bleed out. 385 00:18:01.279 --> 00:18:05.200 That's all, which is not very much. Gotta bleed out for. 386 00:18:07.799 --> 00:18:09.279 Has anyone been rebound? 387 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:13.240 He's not gonna not gonna find anything. Has anyone rebad? 388 00:18:13.279 --> 00:18:18.559 Has anyone been? Wait? How do you say it? Quara Kuara? 389 00:18:19.079 --> 00:18:20.640 I don't like that. It's it's too much work for 390 00:18:20.720 --> 00:18:22.400 my lips anyway. 391 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:25.599 All right, so this next one, it's just says it's 392 00:18:25.640 --> 00:18:29.279 the draft stark tank thing draft. 393 00:18:29.440 --> 00:18:31.680 Uh and see how this goes. I don't remember how 394 00:18:31.720 --> 00:18:51.960 it sounds at all. That's kind of cool. Actually, I 395 00:18:51.960 --> 00:18:53.680 don't hate that at all. That's like therese you have 396 00:18:53.720 --> 00:18:57.200 like the wise you have like Tnami. Well you say 397 00:18:57.240 --> 00:19:00.960 that because one of the people of other people actually 398 00:19:01.000 --> 00:19:03.559 have a tsunami style intro. 399 00:19:03.759 --> 00:19:06.000 That's even more than that. 400 00:19:06.000 --> 00:19:09.079 That's I kind of I genuinely don't hate that at all. 401 00:19:09.160 --> 00:19:12.799 I totally it's actually not bad. It's a vibe. 402 00:19:13.000 --> 00:19:15.000 Yeah, it starts off a little like, oh what is this? 403 00:19:15.079 --> 00:19:16.440 But then it kind of you're like, it starts a 404 00:19:16.440 --> 00:19:20.240 little bit like Penis music kind of yeah, like what 405 00:19:20.279 --> 00:19:21.359 the fuck is it? And then it like kind of 406 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:24.920 like crisceno. I think it's good music. Yeah, move on, 407 00:19:25.480 --> 00:19:28.039 You've never you don't have that on your Spotify playlist? 408 00:19:28.480 --> 00:19:32.440 No, but there's no playlist for that exactly. I definitely 409 00:19:32.519 --> 00:19:35.200 have it as one of my videos in my playlist. 410 00:19:35.200 --> 00:19:38.759 Start a Spotify artist page and then compile Penis music 411 00:19:38.799 --> 00:19:39.119 on it. 412 00:19:39.400 --> 00:19:44.720 Do you make playlists for like vibes or like occasions, 413 00:19:45.440 --> 00:19:47.359 because I don't do. I don't think I do this. 414 00:19:47.839 --> 00:19:49.480 Like I've seen a lot of people they're like they're like, 415 00:19:49.559 --> 00:19:53.200 you know, summer vibe or whatever, and then they make 416 00:19:53.240 --> 00:19:57.680 a playlist. Absolutely not. My playlists are things to work to, 417 00:19:58.119 --> 00:20:02.000 like like editing. Yeah, and then every song I've ever 418 00:20:02.279 --> 00:20:05.400 even slightly liked, everybody has the I called that one's 419 00:20:05.440 --> 00:20:08.400 my ultmix. My ultermix is the one compiled of just 420 00:20:08.759 --> 00:20:09.759 everything random. 421 00:20:09.960 --> 00:20:12.440 I haven't made another playlist in a long time. 422 00:20:12.680 --> 00:20:15.160 I'm not reading my music is that is. 423 00:20:15.480 --> 00:20:17.640 I've had this playlist since twenty eleven. 424 00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:18.839 And that's just where you compile everything. 425 00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:21.960 So I have like over fifty eight hours of music. 426 00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:25.119 On well all right, yeah, if you ever need to 427 00:20:25.359 --> 00:20:29.599 fly around the world, like fucking four times, you'll be good. 428 00:20:29.640 --> 00:20:32.279 This music I don't even like anymore, but I mean 429 00:20:32.279 --> 00:20:34.119 that happens, not like not just like it's just you 430 00:20:34.200 --> 00:20:36.240 just don't really care to hear it, like skip it, 431 00:20:36.319 --> 00:20:36.799 you'll skip it. 432 00:20:36.839 --> 00:20:39.279 I have that there's a cool little thing that you 433 00:20:39.279 --> 00:20:43.000 could fuck with on uh Spotify, where it's like a 434 00:20:43.039 --> 00:20:47.240 smart thing where it adds to your playlist, and well, 435 00:20:47.519 --> 00:20:48.440 it's helped me out. 436 00:20:48.440 --> 00:20:51.599 I'll skip a lot of its choice. I found some 437 00:20:51.599 --> 00:20:53.359 stuff that I liked from it, but I don't keep 438 00:20:53.400 --> 00:20:54.799 it on all the time. I don't either. I don't 439 00:20:54.799 --> 00:20:56.880 have it on right now. So you have how many 440 00:20:56.880 --> 00:21:01.599 hours in your ultra mix fifty eight? I have eighty 441 00:21:01.640 --> 00:21:04.680 two hours and thirty two minutes. I don't have like 442 00:21:05.079 --> 00:21:08.160 it's all over the place though it's like fucking logic 443 00:21:08.200 --> 00:21:15.839 outcast Mark Anthony Williams boozy, like it's all over the place. 444 00:21:15.920 --> 00:21:17.359 So my problem now was that. 445 00:21:17.240 --> 00:21:19.480 I'm just so it's so much smaller than you guys. 446 00:21:20.039 --> 00:21:23.240 My ultramix is just less, just a little less than 447 00:21:23.240 --> 00:21:28.799 four hours, that is how well, because I have a 448 00:21:28.839 --> 00:21:31.519 couple of so I don't have very many. I just 449 00:21:31.559 --> 00:21:34.559 have I wouldn't call them vies, but it's just oh, 450 00:21:35.000 --> 00:21:37.599 say I have one where like, oh, here's my here's 451 00:21:37.640 --> 00:21:40.319 my ADM playlist, Like I'm like, I just want to 452 00:21:40.319 --> 00:21:42.160 listen to some type of shit like that. Most of 453 00:21:42.200 --> 00:21:43.839 it is just trance music where it's just kind of 454 00:21:43.960 --> 00:21:50.079 chill and uh, it's just it's just you can't fucking 455 00:21:50.160 --> 00:21:53.440 say that word without it sounding like trans music looking 456 00:21:54.759 --> 00:21:58.240 like when like when when everyone started like freaking out, 457 00:21:58.400 --> 00:22:00.720 like the trans panic started, and I'm like, how do 458 00:22:00.799 --> 00:22:02.720 you say trance music? 459 00:22:03.759 --> 00:22:04.160 Trance? 460 00:22:04.519 --> 00:22:06.799 Yeah, but you have to go But when people are 461 00:22:06.799 --> 00:22:10.559 talking normally, you're just gonna trance music, yeah, because why 462 00:22:10.599 --> 00:22:10.960 would you? 463 00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:12.759 Who does that? I do know? 464 00:22:12.920 --> 00:22:16.039 You know you don't you actually I don't. My brain 465 00:22:16.079 --> 00:22:18.000 has to catch up on what you say. Sometimes you'll 466 00:22:18.039 --> 00:22:21.119 talk so fast and everything is coming. There's no there's 467 00:22:21.119 --> 00:22:27.200 no spaces. You specifically don't enunciate. There's no basically there's 468 00:22:27.200 --> 00:22:29.480 Sometimes you'll be talking to that there's no spaces in 469 00:22:29.519 --> 00:22:32.160 your entire sentence. I'm like yo, And then my brain 470 00:22:32.279 --> 00:22:33.000 scanning what you. 471 00:22:37.200 --> 00:22:38.920 Got it? And I'm like, okay, I know what he said. 472 00:22:38.960 --> 00:22:41.240 Now I'm trying to focus and my head is shaking, 473 00:22:41.319 --> 00:22:47.039 but my neck is still exactly exactly that's because you 474 00:22:47.079 --> 00:22:50.559 eat process food. I can't stop process that hit. 475 00:22:50.680 --> 00:22:53.480 My playlist is so hip hop oriented, but I don't 476 00:22:53.680 --> 00:22:56.079 hip hop as much as used to anymore. So now 477 00:22:56.119 --> 00:22:58.039 it's like they still recommend a bunch of hip hop 478 00:22:58.119 --> 00:22:59.960 music that I would have listened to anyone. 479 00:23:00.079 --> 00:23:01.720 I'm like, not that I will. It is not my 480 00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:04.160 main cup of tea anymore. I still find some pretty 481 00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:04.720 good stuff. 482 00:23:05.079 --> 00:23:09.039 I'm definitely like more like like like neo wave, like 483 00:23:09.079 --> 00:23:12.599 wavy soul music. Now that's like what I prefer. I'm 484 00:23:12.720 --> 00:23:14.440 a little bit of a metal hit lately, like not 485 00:23:14.519 --> 00:23:17.160 real metal music, like fucking like baby metal. 486 00:23:17.640 --> 00:23:19.799 Like I mean like baby metal literally or like a 487 00:23:20.160 --> 00:23:20.880 like baby space. 488 00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:23.480 Oh, Like there's a genre baby metal. It's like it's 489 00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:25.640 like metal. It's like metal if a fucking like seven 490 00:23:25.680 --> 00:23:26.759 year old, Right, that's what That's. 491 00:23:26.680 --> 00:23:28.920 Why I thought you meant. But there is there is 492 00:23:28.960 --> 00:23:30.400 that you meant the band baby mat. Yeah, it's a 493 00:23:30.440 --> 00:23:31.559 band called baby metal. Really. 494 00:23:31.640 --> 00:23:33.759 Yeah, I'm sure you've heard some of their stuff just 495 00:23:34.319 --> 00:23:34.920 passing by. 496 00:23:35.720 --> 00:23:38.880 I guess I don't like I just I just think 497 00:23:38.960 --> 00:23:40.680 that like by like, oh I've heard that. 498 00:23:40.759 --> 00:23:42.039 I just didn't know what it was like, you know, 499 00:23:42.079 --> 00:23:43.599 what I mean, it was probably like that. Yeah, baby 500 00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:46.559 Metal is like I baby Metal is. 501 00:23:46.559 --> 00:23:50.359 Kind of everything the comedy band that plays that makes 502 00:23:50.359 --> 00:23:55.240 the music. They're extreme, like they one of their albums, 503 00:23:55.319 --> 00:23:57.599 there's like, oh, well, we're gonna make a song like 504 00:23:57.599 --> 00:23:59.640 the band between the bard and me. Oh we're gonna 505 00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:01.599 make a song sounds like Slipknot. Oh we're gonna make 506 00:24:01.640 --> 00:24:03.720 a song that sounds like they're opening song sounds like 507 00:24:03.799 --> 00:24:04.480 Dragon Force. 508 00:24:04.759 --> 00:24:06.759 Like they're like they do everything, but they have the 509 00:24:07.079 --> 00:24:10.839 they're like a female frontage and like they're they're gamming 510 00:24:11.000 --> 00:24:15.720 it almost kind of like K pop pop. They're really 511 00:24:15.960 --> 00:24:22.200 yeah there. It's literally like it's the craziest. I remember 512 00:24:22.200 --> 00:24:24.200 hearing it for the first time. I'm like, this is schizophrenical. 513 00:24:24.400 --> 00:24:26.680 It's a uh, it's a So it actually just popped 514 00:24:26.759 --> 00:24:27.160 up on my. 515 00:24:27.240 --> 00:24:29.759 I have so much Japanese rock music. 516 00:24:29.799 --> 00:24:32.599 For one that was I have so I have that. 517 00:24:32.759 --> 00:24:35.880 Uh I'm gonna play I know that. You know, yeah, 518 00:24:35.880 --> 00:24:37.200 so you've heard like like. 519 00:24:41.960 --> 00:24:47.319 So it wasn't steps, not step step, uh dance dance Revolution. 520 00:24:48.079 --> 00:24:48.559 It was one. 521 00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:52.240 It was They also had their their what was that 522 00:24:52.319 --> 00:24:56.079 fucking band gonna say? Give me Chocolate? 523 00:24:56.200 --> 00:24:57.039 Is the most. 524 00:24:57.400 --> 00:24:58.880 To me, it's the worst song, but it's the most 525 00:24:58.920 --> 00:25:01.759 popular song. You probably heard it because it's the most 526 00:25:02.480 --> 00:25:04.359 chiby J pop thing where they're. 527 00:25:04.160 --> 00:25:07.079 Like like all this ship that like I'm not really into, 528 00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:09.519 but then like the chorus kind of is kind of 529 00:25:09.519 --> 00:25:11.000 a banger, but they're like, what. 530 00:25:14.640 --> 00:25:18.200 K pop made me so much less of a wee person. 531 00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:20.079 I was like, oh, yeah, out of this culture now 532 00:25:20.160 --> 00:25:21.319 they have grown out. 533 00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:23.279 Of and I still yeah, man, I have I have 534 00:25:23.440 --> 00:25:26.839 some a single, well, no, I have some Japanese there's 535 00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:29.519 I have some ca like it's one song I saw 536 00:25:29.559 --> 00:25:34.400 your Face and wow, yeah, sure I love Yeah, No, 537 00:25:34.680 --> 00:25:36.759 I've heard some that's fine. I still I still have 538 00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:41.599 uh the what do you call it? 539 00:25:41.640 --> 00:25:41.680 That? 540 00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:43.640 Like? I have some stuff from like when I would 541 00:25:43.640 --> 00:25:46.640 watch anime a lot, because there was one Naruto opening 542 00:25:46.640 --> 00:25:49.680 that I actually think is genuinely good song. It's the 543 00:25:49.720 --> 00:25:53.079 Asian kung fu generation that one. Whatever the fun that is? 544 00:25:54.519 --> 00:25:56.200 I don't know what it's called. I don't know. Uh, 545 00:25:57.200 --> 00:25:59.000 I'm sure, I'm sure i'd like some of I like 546 00:25:59.039 --> 00:25:59.960 a lot of the intros. Man. 547 00:26:00.599 --> 00:26:02.839 I love to attack on Titan. I think it's season 548 00:26:02.880 --> 00:26:05.400 two's intro at least the second intro they've ever had. 549 00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:08.440 That ship is like it's like old school heavy metal 550 00:26:09.079 --> 00:26:11.799 and like say of Judas Priests in their later years made. 551 00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:14.599 It's fucking dope. Yeah. 552 00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:17.400 Yeah, it's just the one where because the first of 553 00:26:17.400 --> 00:26:22.319 the other ones, like having sex with the small less bigle. 554 00:26:25.079 --> 00:26:28.319 It's call that. It's called that, but like I don't. 555 00:26:29.480 --> 00:26:32.799 I mean, it's Japanese calligraphy. Literally, that's what it's called. 556 00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:35.720 I think I have that phone bought on my song, 557 00:26:35.799 --> 00:26:37.559 bought on my fucking Apple music. 558 00:26:38.000 --> 00:26:38.559 You bought it? 559 00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:40.079 Yeah, dude, I suted to buy music when I was 560 00:26:40.119 --> 00:26:40.640 younger than I. 561 00:26:40.880 --> 00:26:44.799 Well, yeah, the last album I bought was like probably 562 00:26:46.200 --> 00:26:46.960 twenty fourteen. 563 00:26:51.200 --> 00:26:51.920 It seems like punk. 564 00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:54.359 I know, I have another song, I have another another 565 00:26:54.400 --> 00:26:55.559 song on that album. 566 00:26:55.680 --> 00:27:07.160 What do we got sca ish Yeah, yeah, well weird. Yeah, 567 00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:10.880 Asian ska Asian ska again. 568 00:27:10.920 --> 00:27:14.359 Baby Metal has a fucking ska saw like they're fucking crazy. 569 00:27:14.359 --> 00:27:17.160 They're they're one of my favorite bands because they're actually 570 00:27:17.319 --> 00:27:21.039 it was just saying the the lead guitarists back in 571 00:27:21.079 --> 00:27:24.440 like twenty nineteen or something fell like Stories and Die. 572 00:27:24.559 --> 00:27:27.400 Oh good, thank god. I thought I thought it was 573 00:27:27.400 --> 00:27:29.680 gonna be like a lost profits type sitution. Oh no, no, no, 574 00:27:29.559 --> 00:27:33.480 no no. But the best case scenario is that he 575 00:27:33.559 --> 00:27:36.559 fell off a fucking yeah, he fell off a skyscraper 576 00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:36.960 and dumble. 577 00:27:38.119 --> 00:27:40.400 Yeah, so he's yeah, he's dead as ship. But it 578 00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:45.920 was it's obvious that he was the main composer, right yeah. 579 00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:49.039 And so their music is the quality of suffered unfortunately, 580 00:27:49.039 --> 00:27:52.960 Like they're still putting out some decent albums, but the musicianship. 581 00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:59.279 But I was like, damn, now he's decomposing. What a fuck? 582 00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:03.079 B Chris, Alright, what's That's pretty good? So what's the next? 583 00:28:03.119 --> 00:28:05.519 Alright, so this next one is it says snark Tank 584 00:28:05.559 --> 00:28:09.559 intro rap. Yeah, I think it's like my name is 585 00:28:09.640 --> 00:28:12.839 Snarky and I'm here to say it's just the fucking awkward. 586 00:28:13.160 --> 00:28:16.119 My name would have been pretty actually, I would have. 587 00:28:16.119 --> 00:28:16.880 I would have been like that. 588 00:28:16.880 --> 00:28:18.839 That was I like that. That was a control. So 589 00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:23.359 I'm serious, bros. 590 00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:33.079 Don't you get confused, missed fun guys. 591 00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:46.400 This is very new job. That's let's go. These are 592 00:28:46.400 --> 00:28:48.480 better than I thought they would be, Like by a lot, 593 00:28:48.680 --> 00:28:51.319 holy ship. I thought this is a vibe. I very 594 00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:56.519 much undersold it. And to be fair, I really expected 595 00:28:56.559 --> 00:29:00.480 somebody to be like, Boots Cats, Boots Cats, Boots hits. 596 00:29:00.839 --> 00:29:06.559 The stark take is here, Boots Cats. I guess that's 597 00:29:06.559 --> 00:29:09.480 how you beat by Boots Cats. Boots Cats, Boots Cats 598 00:29:09.759 --> 00:29:12.079 so disrespectful, what do you mean? 599 00:29:12.400 --> 00:29:13.920 That's not how you beat box at all. 600 00:29:14.079 --> 00:29:16.359 That's how people explain it. I've seen people explain it 601 00:29:16.359 --> 00:29:17.839 this way, like I'm. 602 00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:25.079 Kind of yeah, like Boots, I've never even considered that 603 00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:25.720 it would. 604 00:29:25.960 --> 00:29:29.599 Yet, Yeah, literally, like I don't I don't know the 605 00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:32.400 content whatever it was badly oh yeah, right right. 606 00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:38.000 I feel like people who can't do anything like beatbox, 607 00:29:38.599 --> 00:29:40.119 Like I feel like if they can't beat box, it's 608 00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:42.559 like it's almost like not knowing how to just speak, 609 00:29:42.599 --> 00:29:44.319 if you know what I mean, because it's not really. 610 00:29:44.359 --> 00:29:46.240 You can yeah, you can do it well. It like 611 00:29:46.240 --> 00:29:47.640 it's it's one thing to do it well, but not 612 00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:48.680 to be able to do it at all. 613 00:29:48.680 --> 00:29:50.920 It's kind of people that practice it and they perfect it. 614 00:29:51.000 --> 00:29:52.720 But if someone's like, I don't know what what do 615 00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:54.200 you mean? You don't know how to make sounds with 616 00:29:54.240 --> 00:30:08.559 your fucking mouth? No, I don't. 617 00:29:57.720 --> 00:30:08.680 Speak, and they die, kill them didn't forget how to think? 618 00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:09.240 And then they. 619 00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:12.720 Cops, you made this person not speak and they died. 620 00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:15.160 Life. I have to say, man, yeah, man, I don't know. 621 00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:17.599 So far, it's kind of a lot. I really was 622 00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:19.680 expecting just to fucking men like it to be like 623 00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:22.359 I was, like I said, like some guy like hitting 624 00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:26.759 a xylophone off key, yelling our names. That's actually I guess. 625 00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:28.200 I guess. 626 00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:31.839 I guess the reason that I because I kind of 627 00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:35.319 understold it in a way that as far as it 628 00:30:35.400 --> 00:30:39.359 being uh content, I guess for the podcast, I was thinking, well, 629 00:30:39.960 --> 00:30:43.119 it they're they're you know, it's serviceable. It's gonna be 630 00:30:43.119 --> 00:30:45.799 a quick segment and not like say, oh, we're gonna 631 00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:48.200 like fucking laugh our asses off hearing some of this, right, 632 00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:49.559 I was kind of like thinking, but as far as 633 00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:51.880 I'm being like serious injuries, they're serious injuries. 634 00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:56.400 There's nothing insane. But unfortunately, yeah, I mean that's that's great. 635 00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:58.799 I mean I think some of these already I'm like, 636 00:30:58.839 --> 00:31:01.200 that's a good that's good for extra ammo. I think, yeah, 637 00:31:01.759 --> 00:31:04.119 we see yeah, yeah, or even I don't know, I 638 00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:04.480 like them. 639 00:31:04.559 --> 00:31:06.799 Yeah, so I mean definitely one of them can be 640 00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:09.480 especially like yeah, I do like I love what is 641 00:31:09.480 --> 00:31:14.039 that fucking genre. Uh lo fi, I love that ship. 642 00:31:14.519 --> 00:31:19.680 That's what it's called love. That's it is up a 643 00:31:19.920 --> 00:31:20.519 fact night. 644 00:31:20.920 --> 00:31:24.319 No, it's it's I really like girly pop music for 645 00:31:24.359 --> 00:31:26.039 some reason. It's it's a vibe to me. 646 00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:29.200 Because you're gay. We told we we can't hear too 647 00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:31.920 much of it because we're gonna get yea second. It's good. 648 00:31:31.960 --> 00:31:32.240 It's good. 649 00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:34.200 It's good. It's from Overwatch. 650 00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:37.039 That's the only thing I got Overwatch. Yeah, they did well. 651 00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:39.599 They did like a K pop collaborital Watch, like the 652 00:31:39.880 --> 00:31:41.960 like the second season I want it came out. 653 00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:42.839 I want to do that. 654 00:31:42.920 --> 00:31:44.880 Man, they pay good money when they do that ship, 655 00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:47.400 like when artists. I was like, fun, I want to, 656 00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:47.960 Like I want to. 657 00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:50.160 We should you know, I know we have a lot 658 00:31:50.160 --> 00:31:52.559 of leverage here, but like we should talk to we 659 00:31:52.559 --> 00:31:58.119 should talk to Epic about getting our skins in Fortnite. Crazy. 660 00:31:58.240 --> 00:32:02.759 I we can some feel like we can manipulate the people. 661 00:32:03.039 --> 00:32:05.960 People that have never heard of any of us would 662 00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:08.519 see him and be like, yes, put him in the game. 663 00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:12.599 I think. I think if I know there's people that 664 00:32:13.000 --> 00:32:16.599 know how to manipulate Reddit and get on like front 665 00:32:16.599 --> 00:32:18.279 page and all that shit. We got to figure out 666 00:32:18.279 --> 00:32:20.519 to do that stuff. Yeah, yeah, we have to figure 667 00:32:20.559 --> 00:32:22.160 that out. Yeah, and then well we'll get you in, 668 00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:27.400 We'll get you in the skin and they'll well, you're 669 00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:30.559 you're such a regular person. Yeah, I'm just like a person. 670 00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:31.519 You're not like you. 671 00:32:33.240 --> 00:32:35.200 There's something about like saying, look at the merch that 672 00:32:35.240 --> 00:32:37.279 we've sold with your face on it, if you know 673 00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:40.680 what I mean, Like you're you're you're an intre like 674 00:32:41.400 --> 00:32:46.000 you're no, you're very like strange looking, and like I 675 00:32:46.119 --> 00:32:48.480 got like this ugliness about you that's like. 676 00:32:48.480 --> 00:32:52.559 It's it's it's just very you know, you can't help 677 00:32:52.599 --> 00:33:08.400 but stare the next all, So this next one is 678 00:33:08.640 --> 00:33:12.319 this is the tree one. I'm just around. 679 00:33:12.839 --> 00:33:15.319 I don't believe you don't. 680 00:33:17.799 --> 00:33:20.279 I just thought, like, what is the meanest thing? What 681 00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:23.039 is the you can say to this guy right now? 682 00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:31.079 Fucking ugly cool? A good night. 683 00:33:32.720 --> 00:33:33.319 You gay? 684 00:33:33.359 --> 00:33:38.200 Coon? Is crazy? Alright? With the raccoon? 685 00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:40.079 You know I have they have like the bandit thing. 686 00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:42.079 What if it's just like rainbow colored? Is that like 687 00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:44.799 a gay that's sick? 688 00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:53.400 Crazy, that's sick. That's like pa, guess cool bands over that? Whoa, 689 00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:57.680 that's a shirt. That's a shirt that's a shirt. 690 00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:00.480 Sure you can't really wear, but I I can wear 691 00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:02.160 it because I'll just tell everyone I'm gay. 692 00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:03.799 They'll believe me too, because all that ship that I 693 00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:07.640 do feel for itself. 694 00:34:08.159 --> 00:34:12.400 No one can exist comfortably in homophobia because you can't. 695 00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:15.320 You can't touch me. No one can reasonably bring a 696 00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:16.679 case against Derek at all. Real. 697 00:34:16.840 --> 00:34:18.960 I love it. I absolutely love the people. They're like, 698 00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:20.039 you're clearly getting I'm like. 699 00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:23.920 Okay, cool, but like I mean, it's. 700 00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:27.840 So that's actually extremely fucked up, but like amazing in 701 00:34:27.880 --> 00:34:30.440 a terrib way to yeah I'm gay to be around 702 00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:32.280 you say, really. 703 00:34:32.119 --> 00:34:36.039 Homo that that's like that thing like in in that 704 00:34:36.199 --> 00:34:38.639 old trope and and in coming of age movies, where 705 00:34:38.679 --> 00:34:40.360 like there would always be like some guy who's like 706 00:34:40.360 --> 00:34:42.000 pretending to be gay just to like. 707 00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:48.320 Yeah, hang out. Gross, that's really fucking terrible. Yeah yeah 708 00:34:48.360 --> 00:34:50.000 I'll just yeah, I'll just look and hang out with 709 00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:50.320 the girls. 710 00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:53.840 He get addressed and sit there and stare. Really, yeah, 711 00:34:53.840 --> 00:34:56.079 it's it's a really depraved thing to do. It's very intelligent, 712 00:34:56.119 --> 00:34:58.280 but like, yeah, it's it's it would have been smart, 713 00:34:58.320 --> 00:35:02.079 but you know that's it's aren't a devious ways. 714 00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:04.639 Like Anyone that does that is like you should be 715 00:35:04.719 --> 00:35:05.840 like not friends with them. 716 00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:07.199 It's too much effort too. 717 00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:10.039 If you play a long game like that, there's something 718 00:35:10.079 --> 00:35:11.639 wrong with you or right with you. 719 00:35:11.679 --> 00:35:14.840 Know what's crazy. I've had I've had female friends change 720 00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:17.360 in front of me. Specifically, they take your glasses off 721 00:35:17.400 --> 00:35:20.599 because they understand how blind I am. And it works. 722 00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:23.119 You're like, you dumb bitch. So that's what you need 723 00:35:23.159 --> 00:35:24.960 to do, is you well to see this. 724 00:35:24.880 --> 00:35:28.960 Is the contact and then be blinded. 725 00:35:29.079 --> 00:35:33.840 Yes, you're walking crazy headachy Okay. 726 00:35:33.639 --> 00:35:38.920 Yes, boom, that's so creepy. 727 00:35:39.199 --> 00:35:44.199 That's so not only is that one moment seeing boobs 728 00:35:44.199 --> 00:35:46.119 for like maybe three four seconds? 729 00:35:46.159 --> 00:35:49.320 Yeah, like that, that is exactly that. That like, the 730 00:35:49.320 --> 00:35:51.920 payoff is so minimal. The payoff is so minimal. And 731 00:35:51.920 --> 00:35:58.400 then the dude wearing glasses with contacts. It's not paint, 732 00:35:58.760 --> 00:36:00.559 but like, dude, your head's gonna hurt it after a while. 733 00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:03.440 It's it's like exposure in some way. It's almost like 734 00:36:04.239 --> 00:36:07.679 staring into the sun where it's like it hurts a 735 00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:11.440 little bit now, but it's gonna hurt way bad if 736 00:36:11.480 --> 00:36:17.159 you stare completely continuously at it but you can't see 737 00:36:17.719 --> 00:36:20.480 I can't. That's true. You can't even see the sun. 738 00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:23.360 You don't even know you're staring at the The worst 739 00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:24.880 thing about being blind is like you're not you don't 740 00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:26.480 even know you're staring at the side. I feel it. 741 00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:28.480 You're so you can feel the sun. I don't think 742 00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:32.639 you can. Can you not feel warm? Warm? Now? 743 00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:39.119 When you're blind, it takes the light and every property 744 00:36:39.159 --> 00:36:40.239 of light is gone. 745 00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:42.679 It's like, you know how like primary colors. You know 746 00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:45.519 how primary colors have opposites. It's like sight is the 747 00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:49.480 opposite of touch, and so, uh, if you lose sight, 748 00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:50.719 you lose touch as well. 749 00:36:51.360 --> 00:36:52.119 That's not how that. 750 00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:55.519 Works, you know how. You're right, You're right. 751 00:36:55.599 --> 00:36:57.159 You don't have any fucking blind friends. 752 00:36:57.440 --> 00:37:01.119 Yeah, I have a blind cousin. Actually I'm blind. Also think, well, 753 00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:03.239 I'm about a straight up he can't see. Yeah, I 754 00:37:03.239 --> 00:37:05.239 can't see him, but he lost his eyesight progressively. 755 00:37:05.679 --> 00:37:08.159 Oh man, I can at least that is better. That 756 00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:10.679 is better before stuff. 757 00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:13.440 Yeah, because I've always thought about, like Stevie Wonder, I'm like, damn, 758 00:37:13.400 --> 00:37:14.280 the nigga doesn't knowing. 759 00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:16.000 Anything, Like think about like born blind? 760 00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:18.480 Right if I actually don't know, but he's been blind 761 00:37:18.519 --> 00:37:20.880 long enough to where all of the crazy ship that 762 00:37:20.920 --> 00:37:22.119 has happened over decades. 763 00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:24.079 He has no idea when he was born with like 764 00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:26.559 nostrils whereas I should be. And so he's just he's 765 00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:30.280 so well, he's never seen anything like you. Thinking well, 766 00:37:31.400 --> 00:37:39.280 he was like, yeah, poor nostrils, A deep breath while 767 00:37:39.320 --> 00:37:52.840 he's singing. That's broken, very stupid, right, that's not him, Georgia, 768 00:37:53.960 --> 00:38:05.000 that's not him. Sweet care sniff sniff sniff. You guys 769 00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:13.760 are insulting one of my favorite music. Great, what is 770 00:38:13.800 --> 00:38:15.639 that you look at? You got hurt? That was the 771 00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:24.559 most homof what happened. We accidentally touched hands and he 772 00:38:24.679 --> 00:38:40.679 freaked out. This is good, It's amazing. Oh, that is 773 00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:42.320 an extreme level of homophobia. 774 00:38:43.960 --> 00:38:47.559 The idea, the idea from being like that is both 775 00:38:47.880 --> 00:38:51.800 just like fucking the next level just getting punched immediately. 776 00:38:51.880 --> 00:38:58.880 Like his friends, he loves when he fights, he like, 777 00:38:58.960 --> 00:39:00.920 don't love me winn. 778 00:39:00.920 --> 00:39:03.760 He has like a like this, this is under this 779 00:39:03.960 --> 00:39:06.480 layer of homophobia underneath him. I think, yeah, like it 780 00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:08.960 is underneath I think my. I think my, because he 781 00:39:09.000 --> 00:39:11.280 would get furious when I would like touch his arm gently. 782 00:39:11.679 --> 00:39:13.679 I don't like I don't like people touching me genuinely 783 00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:15.320 in general, like even women. I don't like women touching me. 784 00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:17.280 Don't fucking don't touch me. Your less than me. 785 00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:21.519 But what if a woman touched you, would you beat her? 786 00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:25.559 He's thinking about it, He's like, think I would want 787 00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:27.440 to hit her, But I don't know. 788 00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:29.159 When Lily hugs me, sometimes I'm like, yo, get out 789 00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:32.480 of here before you're in danger. But like, I just 790 00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:34.199 don't let people putting their hands on me in general, 791 00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:37.599 m m. Even hugging. I don't really hug people. Yeah, 792 00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:40.239 it's gross. Why would you want to touch someone else? 793 00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:42.480 Yeah, there's only I only hug hug I only hug 794 00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:44.880 huggers because there are some people that like like that ship. 795 00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:47.119 But then there's people that I know, like, like, I'm 796 00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:50.400 not necessarily a hugger, So I know you're not a hugger. 797 00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:52.679 Not really, you're not, so like I will. It is 798 00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:55.519 so rare to hug like people who want. 799 00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:58.760 To, Like, Yeah, I'm an adaptive person. Yeah, I don't 800 00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:00.480 really have a problem with I don't. I'll seek it 801 00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:00.960 out on purpose. 802 00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:03.880 People I love and that's it. And I don't really 803 00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:05.920 love a lot of people, like genuinely, I have love 804 00:40:05.960 --> 00:40:06.559 for a lot of people. 805 00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:09.159 But I love a lot of hugged my dog and 806 00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:10.400 my pillow. 807 00:40:11.719 --> 00:40:17.199 Flesh flesh light that I never clean I definitely once 808 00:40:17.239 --> 00:40:17.559 a year. 809 00:40:19.039 --> 00:40:22.639 That is so rare. There's a live like, do you 810 00:40:22.679 --> 00:40:26.199 have a story about that guy that forgot about the 811 00:40:26.239 --> 00:40:27.039 flesh life that he had? 812 00:40:27.199 --> 00:40:29.159 He would like fuck it to death and never cleaned it. 813 00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:34.039 Well it probably it was probably it's protege and like. 814 00:40:36.920 --> 00:40:52.840 I was about to say the same, so stupid. 815 00:40:51.920 --> 00:40:55.760 So this is my son Asmen Silver. 816 00:40:56.039 --> 00:41:01.480 And his dad is asthmend Platinum, Platinum, his whole family. 817 00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:07.519 Asm Master. Do you see that thing of him like 818 00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:11.400 drinking water, like chased it with a soda or something? 819 00:41:11.559 --> 00:41:12.639 Sorry, what did you just say that. 820 00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:13.480 He doesn't like water? 821 00:41:13.599 --> 00:41:17.519 He drank a Fiji water, so one of the best, 822 00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:24.360 better quality waters technically, and he was disgusted. He thought 823 00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:26.719 it was disgusting. Is how the fun does anybody drink this? 824 00:41:26.760 --> 00:41:27.760 And he chases it with a soda? 825 00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:28.039 Right? 826 00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:30.639 And somebody quote tweeted it, which was my thought because 827 00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:33.400 I've had the same argument with people that are like, oh, 828 00:41:33.440 --> 00:41:36.199 he probably for the first time tasted the bacteria that's 829 00:41:36.320 --> 00:41:39.480 just pooling in his mouth because he obviously has poor hygiene, 830 00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:41.920 and so he was like, oh, this discuss He literally 831 00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:44.480 took a wolf of bacteria ship and he was like, 832 00:41:44.519 --> 00:41:47.679 this is disgusting, washed it down with some fucking aspartame, 833 00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:47.920 you know. 834 00:41:48.159 --> 00:41:51.679 So he's like just covering the biome that is his 835 00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:52.719 mouth with sugar. 836 00:41:54.239 --> 00:41:57.159 And I think people, the people that don't like water 837 00:41:57.800 --> 00:42:00.360 or think like certain waters are absolutely disgusted. I wonder 838 00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:02.400 because I was like, I want to I would love 839 00:42:02.559 --> 00:42:05.519 Who cares about actually doing that experiment? It's it's time consuming, 840 00:42:05.639 --> 00:42:07.239 But at the same time, I have a little curious 841 00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:09.480 fleeting and I'm like, I bet I could all right, 842 00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:12.760 wash your brush, your teeth whatever, blah blah blah, gargle. 843 00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:14.840 Ten minutes later, we're gonna do some taste tests. And 844 00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:16.639 I feel like a lot of people would have a 845 00:42:16.880 --> 00:42:21.320 very different experience versus their mouths swimming in bacteria all day, 846 00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:23.360 their tongue lasted because a lot of people don't even 847 00:42:23.400 --> 00:42:25.719 scrape their tongues. That yeah crazy, yeah, Like, so I 848 00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:28.639 feel like a lot of people are tasting their disgusting mouths. 849 00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:31.320 I truly believe that. And asthm in Golden must have 850 00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:33.639 one of the grossest mouths in the world. Oh yeah, 851 00:42:33.679 --> 00:42:39.960 my question is not liking water. So that's like, well 852 00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:40.840 it's a little inhuman. 853 00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:43.119 It's not human, it's a little it's not creature. 854 00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:46.679 I used to not like really not like it really 855 00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:47.639 but like. 856 00:42:47.719 --> 00:42:50.079 You did it, like it, but you did it dislike it. 857 00:42:50.119 --> 00:42:52.960 Water is right. Yeah. I would just always like I 858 00:42:53.000 --> 00:42:54.760 would have water and it would be like it would be fine, 859 00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:57.559 but I would be like I would really prefer like 860 00:42:57.760 --> 00:42:59.679 a lemonade or something, you know what I mean, because 861 00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:01.159 I was just like very like hopped them on sugar. 862 00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:04.000 I still kind of am technically I get it. Yeah, 863 00:43:04.280 --> 00:43:05.880 might going to the I love what like this is 864 00:43:05.920 --> 00:43:07.079 water like literally right here. 865 00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:09.719 So you know, I've gotten so much better at drinking 866 00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:11.639 water in general, Like I've got better as I like 867 00:43:11.639 --> 00:43:12.599 started playing bastmastlf. 868 00:43:12.679 --> 00:43:14.880 You gotta get better drinking dude, I just can't play sports. 869 00:43:14.960 --> 00:43:17.000 I just don't understand because how old has Been Gold? 870 00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:22.239 He's like forty he looks like he's forty and thirty 871 00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:23.519 five minutes. I have no idea. 872 00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:27.239 Actually, uh has been Gold died today? 873 00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:27.639 There? 874 00:43:27.840 --> 00:43:31.199 Listen he died just now. That would be crazy. Four 875 00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:32.800 seconds ago from the water. 876 00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:38.760 Take water he killed He's thirty four, he's oh wow, yeah, totally. Yeah, 877 00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:43.599 so that's too old to not like water. I think 878 00:43:44.079 --> 00:43:46.159 like there's a there's a reasonable point where like even 879 00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:49.840 I'll give you even up until your mid twenties, because 880 00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:51.960 they're not really a disciplined adult, really, you know what 881 00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:54.880 I mean. But even like I'm not even mito early twenties, 882 00:43:55.159 --> 00:43:57.480 you know, you should be over the whole like water 883 00:43:57.760 --> 00:43:59.920 isn't is bland and boring because it is. It's you know, 884 00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:03.519 it's bland. There's no taste to it necessarily, but you 885 00:44:03.599 --> 00:44:05.239 know what, you know what, really. 886 00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:08.280 Nothing is more refreshing than water, though, like like like 887 00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:11.719 when you're really thirsty, drinking water is it's water. 888 00:44:12.159 --> 00:44:14.639 Water to me feels like salad in the sense that 889 00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:17.400 like it's not bad, it's good. Like it feels like 890 00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:19.280 maintenance to me, where it's like I don't mind doing this, 891 00:44:19.280 --> 00:44:20.840 this is good, this is good for me. I like 892 00:44:20.960 --> 00:44:23.000 doing something that's good for me. But like, I don't 893 00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:27.000 think I've ever like tasted water that I've preferred on 894 00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:32.000 a taste perspective more than like I don't know until yeah, 895 00:44:32.159 --> 00:44:32.559 you know what I mean. 896 00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:35.679 I think, uh, people it's it's that they have the 897 00:44:35.679 --> 00:44:38.920 wrong idea because it's not it's water is not about flavor, right, 898 00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:41.639 It's like it is about quenching, you know, your thirsty second, 899 00:44:41.639 --> 00:44:44.239 and that with what you were saying is nothing feels 900 00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:48.000 better than to me, there's uh, there's that effect, man, 901 00:44:48.079 --> 00:44:50.760 somebody said it to me before. But it's that effect 902 00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:54.199 when the water isn't completely frozen over yet in your freezer, 903 00:44:54.480 --> 00:44:56.679 you take it out and then it has that frozen 904 00:44:56.840 --> 00:44:58.960 You'll see it freeze in real time, and. 905 00:44:58.920 --> 00:44:59.679 So it's frosty. 906 00:45:00.159 --> 00:45:03.000 You got that perfect moment toward it isn't completely solid, 907 00:45:03.000 --> 00:45:05.199 but it's frosty. But it's cool seeing it happen. You'll 908 00:45:05.239 --> 00:45:06.920 see the liquid. You'll fucking it changes. 909 00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:09.119 I first saw that, I thought the fucking world was 910 00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:11.119 I thought, I thought that was really magic in the world. 911 00:45:11.159 --> 00:45:14.679 That is the coolest thing to me, and that that's slushy. 912 00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:17.880 When you're just doing that to me, there's nothing more 913 00:45:18.039 --> 00:45:21.880 like that quenches your thirst. Now, if you want some sweets, 914 00:45:21.960 --> 00:45:23.800 then you you can add some syrup to it, right, 915 00:45:23.880 --> 00:45:26.239 like a strawberry cherry syrup, and holy fuck, now you 916 00:45:26.239 --> 00:45:28.400 have a tasty treat. But as far as me, I'm like, 917 00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:30.400 oh my God, my body is thanking me. 918 00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:31.920 You know. I almost want to jack. 919 00:45:31.760 --> 00:45:34.840 Off now, you know, And it's like it refueled me, 920 00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:37.880 and it's like, hey, you can you can expel more 921 00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:39.119 code now you're hydrated. 922 00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:40.880 Well, what really like blew my mind about? 923 00:45:40.920 --> 00:45:41.079 It? 924 00:45:41.119 --> 00:45:43.199 Was like cause I I just again, I just didn't 925 00:45:43.239 --> 00:45:45.039 prefer it in New York. I was just like whatever, 926 00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:48.599 and then I came right. But then I came out here, 927 00:45:48.639 --> 00:45:50.239 and then I had like the tap water out here 928 00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:53.000 or like just like the one, and I remember being like, oh, 929 00:45:53.199 --> 00:45:57.320 water can in fact taste terrible. And I realized only 930 00:45:57.360 --> 00:45:59.039 that only when I had like a thing to compare 931 00:45:59.039 --> 00:46:01.159 it to. That was like, oh, water back home is 932 00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:01.719 pretty good. 933 00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:05.199 Even water I don't mind suck where we live. It sucked, 934 00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:07.480 but you had you had had a well, so you're 935 00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:10.679 fucking lucky man. But like literally to the point that 936 00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:12.880 my grandmother would just buy like poland springs. We'd get 937 00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:14.920 like the thing to our house and we woul drink. 938 00:46:14.920 --> 00:46:18.280 I would drink spring like every I'd go with basketball, 939 00:46:18.320 --> 00:46:20.039 I'll drink won when I played basketball. I'm like, I 940 00:46:20.039 --> 00:46:23.039 fucking love this water. But obviously like lemonadeed sugar, you know, 941 00:46:23.039 --> 00:46:26.679 obviously the sugar as it is, like fundamental leonade, make 942 00:46:26.760 --> 00:46:27.360 it taste better. 943 00:46:27.519 --> 00:46:30.880 What are you? Lemonade is probably like the most refreshing 944 00:46:31.039 --> 00:46:34.039 kind of sugar like that, Like I don't that's like 945 00:46:34.159 --> 00:46:36.280 the definite like a refreshing like a glass of lemonade 946 00:46:36.280 --> 00:46:37.800 and like the sun and ship like that's like that's 947 00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:40.760 like literally water sugar like actually, but it's like water 948 00:46:41.119 --> 00:46:42.800 water tear as far as like refreshing goes. 949 00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:46.639 Lemonade so fun, real prepared bro it is crazy. 950 00:46:48.039 --> 00:46:50.800 I'm big on this. The sweet the over sweeting stuff, 951 00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:52.039 Like I like it when it's bitter like and when 952 00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:52.880 it's like there's like this's a. 953 00:46:53.679 --> 00:46:56.840 Properly make you like flavored lemonade, like really made like 954 00:46:56.920 --> 00:47:00.719 watermelon or like blueberry or strawberry lemonade. We would do that, 955 00:47:00.800 --> 00:47:02.639 and when I would go to Atlanta, my cousins from 956 00:47:02.639 --> 00:47:05.280 Atlanta would like prepare like they would make like proper 957 00:47:05.320 --> 00:47:09.000 puret and they'd prepare like strawberry lemonade or like blueberry lemonade, 958 00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:09.440 And that. 959 00:47:09.400 --> 00:47:12.440 Ship is out of this world. Yeah, because it tastes 960 00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:13.199 like real fruit. 961 00:47:13.320 --> 00:47:15.440 That's it's like the real taste lemonade with like fruit 962 00:47:15.480 --> 00:47:18.320 actually in it, so it's still delicious so much. 963 00:47:18.320 --> 00:47:20.519 I haven't done anything like that. But diabetic is ship though. 964 00:47:21.119 --> 00:47:25.039 Diabetic is fuck though, Yeah, of course fell off. That's 965 00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:27.480 what a fucking I can't. I only can't hop on 966 00:47:27.559 --> 00:47:30.679 one foot. Southern Southern nice tea is. 967 00:47:30.760 --> 00:47:32.760 I think that's why the like the whole South has 968 00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:33.920 diabetes because. 969 00:47:34.079 --> 00:47:36.920 That that that and fried everything and fried everything. 970 00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:38.760 But there's so much goddamn sugar whenever I have but 971 00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:40.840 whenever I'm down south somewhere and I have a I 972 00:47:40.880 --> 00:47:44.639 have an iced tea down there. It's basically McDonald's just 973 00:47:44.639 --> 00:47:46.599 trying to mimic it. If you ever tasted. 974 00:47:46.880 --> 00:47:50.039 Sweet tea, it's crazy. I've never liked the ever. You mean, 975 00:47:50.159 --> 00:47:52.079 I don't like sweet tea. I like tea like I 976 00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:54.880 like tea beverages. I don't like, like like the drink 977 00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:55.440 sweet tea. 978 00:47:55.480 --> 00:47:57.719 I don't like that at all. I mean, I don't 979 00:47:57.800 --> 00:48:01.599 like it, especially a sweet green tea. God damn so good. Yeah, 980 00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:02.119 like I'm not. 981 00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:04.400 I never with a little splash of lemon, you get 982 00:48:04.440 --> 00:48:05.920 you get a green tea, but a little bit of 983 00:48:06.199 --> 00:48:07.840 you can use honey or something like that. 984 00:48:08.239 --> 00:48:09.960 I like to chill the tea like I like, but 985 00:48:10.159 --> 00:48:11.559 I don't really like black tea that much. But I 986 00:48:11.599 --> 00:48:13.119 like I have like at home right I have the 987 00:48:13.360 --> 00:48:16.320 whole entire tea to canter thing from for teas right now. 988 00:48:16.360 --> 00:48:19.519 And we made like iced tea over the over the 989 00:48:19.639 --> 00:48:21.719 summer sometime and I was like, oh, this is delicious. 990 00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:24.920 It's really good. But like, I don't like when you 991 00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:26.880 think of sweet tea, like it's the sweet tea that 992 00:48:26.920 --> 00:48:28.719 you have in like Atlanta's like that or the South. Yeah, 993 00:48:28.719 --> 00:48:30.840 I don't like it very much, not a big fan. 994 00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:32.760 I like it with rather water than that. 995 00:48:32.800 --> 00:48:32.960 Act. 996 00:48:33.079 --> 00:48:35.360 I just don't like it because you can't drink too 997 00:48:35.400 --> 00:48:36.679 much of it or you're gonna feel bad. 998 00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:39.039 There's just too much sugar and there's way too much. Yeah. 999 00:48:39.079 --> 00:48:40.519 So like if you use like if you make like 1000 00:48:40.519 --> 00:48:43.800 an Arnold Palmer, like you get real lemonade, that's different 1001 00:48:43.880 --> 00:48:45.760 and then you throw in a little splash of some 1002 00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:47.199 sweet tea fun because. 1003 00:48:47.000 --> 00:48:48.599 It's so much more refreshing. I don't know why it 1004 00:48:48.800 --> 00:48:51.719 gets more refreshing with that. That is that's good. 1005 00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:51.880 That. 1006 00:48:52.559 --> 00:48:54.719 Let me let me ask you something, so I know 1007 00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:57.440 your favorite restaurant is a raisin Canes not so. 1008 00:48:58.079 --> 00:49:00.519 What the lemonade there? What what is that? 1009 00:49:01.079 --> 00:49:04.000 I haven't had lemonade raising canes, so I dude, it's 1010 00:49:04.039 --> 00:49:06.280 my tongue right now. Can't remember the taste of lemonade. 1011 00:49:06.320 --> 00:49:09.400 I think it's the piss or something. I don't understand 1012 00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:13.639 what it is. It's not lemon I don't. I don't 1013 00:49:13.639 --> 00:49:14.320 know if you ever tried to. 1014 00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:16.559 Lemonated from there now. I barely have even been there. 1015 00:49:17.039 --> 00:49:19.039 I when I whenever I sip it, I've sipped it 1016 00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:21.119 a few times because I'm like, maybe I'm just fucking 1017 00:49:21.519 --> 00:49:24.360 getting told or something. I've had different lemonades from the 1018 00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:27.159 different ones, and I want to look at all the 1019 00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:29.960 customers and be like, what is this. It doesn't even 1020 00:49:29.960 --> 00:49:32.760 taste like fake minute made lemonade, you know, like minute 1021 00:49:32.760 --> 00:49:35.679 made will at least somewhat mimic what a lemon tastes like. 1022 00:49:36.360 --> 00:49:40.719 I don't know what I'm drinking, and I'm like, I 1023 00:49:40.760 --> 00:49:43.800 feel like, I guess I feel insane. I feel like 1024 00:49:43.840 --> 00:49:47.159 it's uh that that people accept this and like this 1025 00:49:47.280 --> 00:49:50.199 is good because I think it tastes like sweet pitch. 1026 00:49:50.480 --> 00:49:51.559 Imagine like if you. 1027 00:49:51.400 --> 00:49:56.679 Put, if you if you put, that's what it tastes 1028 00:49:56.679 --> 00:49:57.039 like to me. 1029 00:49:57.360 --> 00:50:00.360 That drink a cup of sweet piss. Well, see what 1030 00:50:00.360 --> 00:50:00.920 would happened. 1031 00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:05.239 What happened is if somebody put a bunch of what 1032 00:50:05.280 --> 00:50:06.400 if it's like a piss? 1033 00:50:06.719 --> 00:50:09.840 I hate that. We gotta get to see. 1034 00:50:10.280 --> 00:50:12.599 You've seen it before, right, the fucking dark piss. That's 1035 00:50:13.039 --> 00:50:15.360 what pulps in it? It looks like is that? 1036 00:50:15.679 --> 00:50:16.760 Does your piss have pulp in it? 1037 00:50:16.880 --> 00:50:18.000 Darth piss? 1038 00:50:18.039 --> 00:50:21.440 Not anymore? All right, We're gonna move on. Let were 1039 00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:25.599 talking to somebody, this lord named Darth Piss, right, green piss. 1040 00:50:27.159 --> 00:50:30.199 We didn't do them. One did not the one that's 1041 00:50:30.199 --> 00:50:45.400 explicitly yeah, that one's next one. Here we go. Oh ep, escape, Welcome. 1042 00:50:49.639 --> 00:51:05.079 Chris derk Black, sit back, sitting. 1043 00:51:01.719 --> 00:51:10.199 Back, just a few more, says. 1044 00:51:12.239 --> 00:51:13.920 That's amazing. That's that's really good. 1045 00:51:15.039 --> 00:51:20.360 That's so sick. That's really what the hell? Guys so far, 1046 00:51:20.400 --> 00:51:23.480 I'm very proud of y'all. Yeah, yeah, you guys. 1047 00:51:24.199 --> 00:51:26.280 Hate to I hate to be a Glazer, but. 1048 00:51:26.840 --> 00:51:32.000 This pretty dopey glaze. That ship. We got two more. 1049 00:51:32.239 --> 00:51:33.360 The next one is horrible. 1050 00:51:34.639 --> 00:51:35.159 It's gonna be. 1051 00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:39.320 It's gonna get out of somebody masturbating. But like in 1052 00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:40.760 the next room, you're. 1053 00:51:43.119 --> 00:51:45.480 Somebody dying I would love that one. 1054 00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:48.679 Okay, So this guy you actually put his name in it, 1055 00:51:48.840 --> 00:51:53.719 so his name is Ezy Rail, So snark Tank. 1056 00:51:53.800 --> 00:51:55.760 This is a shorter version, he said. So that's okay. 1057 00:51:55.760 --> 00:52:00.519 Obviously you must have a longer one. 1058 00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:18.559 The power for it. 1059 00:52:18.559 --> 00:52:22.199 It's like a surfer kind of almost, yeah, a little 1060 00:52:25.280 --> 00:52:29.360 it's like metal surfer almost. 1061 00:52:29.800 --> 00:52:32.760 It sounds like something you hear in a Dragon Ball movie. 1062 00:52:34.519 --> 00:52:38.920 Yeah, like they yeah, yeah, I like it. Still not 1063 00:52:39.039 --> 00:52:40.800 bad at all, It's not awful. 1064 00:52:40.679 --> 00:52:41.800 Yeah at all. 1065 00:52:42.920 --> 00:52:47.920 Appreciate that we have one. Last one, Edward, I said, 1066 00:52:47.920 --> 00:52:51.960 you guys, right and word and in word and and 1067 00:52:52.079 --> 00:52:56.000 the word. You haven't stop sending those Why they get 1068 00:52:56.239 --> 00:52:58.360 your head? Yeah, because they do get sucking. You see 1069 00:52:58.400 --> 00:53:06.000 black cats. Yeah, if you see that is crazy. All right, 1070 00:53:06.320 --> 00:53:13.280 last one. These are great. Oh my god, it's like 1071 00:53:13.320 --> 00:53:18.079 fucking bad religion. It's a complete like top top things. 1072 00:53:22.239 --> 00:53:30.320 Well that's legit. It's not good. It reminds me of 1073 00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:32.880 that fucking Asian Guns two generation song. Actually, like genuinely, 1074 00:53:41.559 --> 00:53:43.719 what the fuck? Yeah, So this one's pretty good. 1075 00:53:43.840 --> 00:53:44.000 Uh. 1076 00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:46.519 The only thing was like a little bit too hype 1077 00:53:46.519 --> 00:53:48.880 for an intro. Yeah, it's it's it's high. It's too 1078 00:53:48.920 --> 00:53:50.320 high energy, but it's dope. 1079 00:53:50.440 --> 00:53:52.360 It's good. I like it a lot of guys. I 1080 00:53:52.440 --> 00:53:56.320 think these are all fucking like, genuinely pretty splendid. Dude, 1081 00:53:56.559 --> 00:53:58.559 these are genuinely fucking splendifferent. 1082 00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:04.760 I try to be kind and nice with my words 1083 00:54:04.800 --> 00:54:08.039 and use slightly better words than nigga all the time, 1084 00:54:08.760 --> 00:54:12.199 and I get torn down when I say whenever. I 1085 00:54:12.199 --> 00:54:14.039 say like whenever. I'm playing digital with my friends and 1086 00:54:14.079 --> 00:54:17.239 I'm like, wow, man, this is rather great, and They're like, rather, 1087 00:54:17.320 --> 00:54:19.960 you said rather, you fucking idiot. I'm like, guys, I'm 1088 00:54:20.000 --> 00:54:21.199 not saying fucking. 1089 00:54:21.079 --> 00:54:27.360 Hey, hey, say rather, yeah, crazy. 1090 00:54:28.119 --> 00:54:29.280 This is quite cool man. 1091 00:54:29.320 --> 00:54:33.079 It's like you said quite, you didn't say really, fucking man, 1092 00:54:33.360 --> 00:54:36.840 just like, oh, trying to stop trying to be white man, 1093 00:54:36.880 --> 00:54:37.440 we don't like it. 1094 00:54:37.480 --> 00:54:38.920 I don't want to be white at all. I want 1095 00:54:38.920 --> 00:54:41.039 to use proper English. I guess being proper is you 1096 00:54:41.159 --> 00:54:42.480 just said proper English? 1097 00:54:42.920 --> 00:54:46.719 That proper English. Just want to be proper English. 1098 00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:52.400 What's happening? What is going on? You're gonna come in 1099 00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:59.199 on this figure and like oog from each other. That 1100 00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:01.559 can't happen to me? Wait? Is that all of them? 1101 00:55:01.880 --> 00:55:04.440 That was all of them dude, that was pretty fucking crazy. 1102 00:55:04.519 --> 00:55:07.639 Shout up to dude. You guys did a very good job, honestly. 1103 00:55:07.920 --> 00:55:11.320 Yeah, I appreciate the people that actually did it, especially 1104 00:55:11.400 --> 00:55:14.159 Chris when you when you mentioned that, Oh yeah, there's 1105 00:55:14.159 --> 00:55:15.760 a lot of people that can't just jump on their 1106 00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:17.480 fucking computer and just whip something up. 1107 00:55:17.519 --> 00:55:19.880 Yeah, thank you for the time to even make those bro. Yes, 1108 00:55:19.960 --> 00:55:21.199 you guys rock bro, that's pretty dope. 1109 00:55:21.280 --> 00:55:23.880 Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm namorateous fuck with those two 1110 00:55:23.920 --> 00:55:25.760 Nomi ones, like both of those. 1111 00:55:26.199 --> 00:55:28.920 Should we just declare a winner already or should we 1112 00:55:29.000 --> 00:55:29.599 marinate on it? 1113 00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:33.719 I think we should marinate on it. I think the 1114 00:55:34.320 --> 00:55:36.119 the rock ones are too hype thing. 1115 00:55:36.320 --> 00:55:37.679 I still like them over cool. 1116 00:55:37.920 --> 00:55:40.679 I like them. It's not intro that ship would it 1117 00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:42.440 might actually be like it, like it wouldn't even be 1118 00:55:42.519 --> 00:55:44.239 bad like outro I was thinking of the I was 1119 00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:47.760 thinking of the pop punk one as an outro. The 1120 00:55:48.119 --> 00:55:50.719 the the lyrics don't match, but I don't think it 1121 00:55:50.760 --> 00:55:54.000 matters because the lyrics are kind of like it's like 1122 00:55:54.039 --> 00:55:56.920 an intro but who if you know what I mean? 1123 00:55:56.960 --> 00:56:00.360 Who gives? But like I'm that like that that the 1124 00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:02.360 hip hop one that that you know me ones like 1125 00:56:02.400 --> 00:56:03.800 these are these are cool? 1126 00:56:03.800 --> 00:56:03.920 Man? 1127 00:56:03.960 --> 00:56:06.599 Yeah, I should have fortunately to make one make a intro. 1128 00:56:06.599 --> 00:56:11.320 Make really you can sing, but she just refuses to 1129 00:56:11.360 --> 00:56:14.199 say look because I really I can't stress enough how 1130 00:56:14.280 --> 00:56:18.519 much I was expecting garbage, just like they were like 1131 00:56:18.079 --> 00:56:20.360 the like they recorded the audio, like the audio on 1132 00:56:20.400 --> 00:56:28.519 their phone and it's it would be like christ Like 1133 00:56:28.800 --> 00:56:30.599 I just assumed that that was going to Which is 1134 00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:34.039 it fucking not to dick on the stark tank, fucking ass, 1135 00:56:34.039 --> 00:56:35.119 fucking marek pick. 1136 00:56:37.119 --> 00:56:42.000 Come on your gay place, coming all. 1137 00:56:41.199 --> 00:56:45.760 Over them place, gay gay gay Gayayay. 1138 00:56:49.800 --> 00:56:56.239 We were rocking, but it's just gay, the laziest fucking possible. 1139 00:56:56.320 --> 00:56:59.559 See the bad thing about because I've wanted to do Queen, 1140 00:56:59.599 --> 00:57:02.679 but I was like, fuck everyone, every comment is gonna 1141 00:57:02.719 --> 00:57:06.440 be like it should have been a straight cover. Yeah, 1142 00:57:06.480 --> 00:57:10.519 And I was like, I just like, I just want 1143 00:57:10.559 --> 00:57:16.480 to avoid that he's gay. I'm scared he's gay. I'm scared. 1144 00:57:18.239 --> 00:57:20.320 Think with Judas priests, I have, I have a great 1145 00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:22.039 Judas priest when I want to do but I'm like, 1146 00:57:22.960 --> 00:57:23.400 I can't. 1147 00:57:26.599 --> 00:57:29.840 You shouldn't be able to get it already. 1148 00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:34.880 Judas priest. What would that be like Jesus just in 1149 00:57:34.920 --> 00:57:42.760 the cheeks, Jesus cheeks just drenched, just just kissed cheeks. Yeah, 1150 00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:45.559 we'll figure that. So there's the there's the song. Those 1151 00:57:45.559 --> 00:57:48.199 are sick. I think it's breaking the law. It's pretty easy. 1152 00:57:48.599 --> 00:57:49.360 Ball sucking his. 1153 00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:53.840 Ball, sucking his balls. 1154 00:57:53.880 --> 00:57:59.239 Man, that's old school Judas Priest before they got like, 1155 00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:02.320 I forgot about that. I gotta added to that that 1156 00:58:02.639 --> 00:58:07.320 playlist of every song I've ever even remotely enjoyed life. 1157 00:58:08.519 --> 00:58:13.960 Come bricking the balls, bricking his balls. Come come. It's 1158 00:58:13.960 --> 00:58:18.480 a playlist. All right. We should move on questions, Yeah 1159 00:58:18.480 --> 00:58:22.639 we should. We shouldn't. Why what's going on? Something else? No? No, no, 1160 00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:28.360 I just don't lose you do that. I'm actually having trouble. Guys, 1161 00:58:28.360 --> 00:58:29.159 we weren't recording. 1162 00:58:30.079 --> 00:58:32.000 You're lying for that. 1163 00:58:32.239 --> 00:58:34.039 No, he is recording. I can see it on there. 1164 00:58:35.880 --> 00:58:37.199 I saw it all. You can hold me. 1165 00:58:37.480 --> 00:58:42.000 I remember seeing when it was at twelve minutes. That 1166 00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:44.360 would have been like for real. 1167 00:58:46.119 --> 00:58:48.320 Dude, I've I can even tell you how many times 1168 00:58:48.360 --> 00:58:50.960 like it's happened a couple of times where I'm sitting 1169 00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:52.719 down and I'm recording a video, like I have the 1170 00:58:53.000 --> 00:58:54.760 camera up and the tripod up and the mic running 1171 00:58:55.840 --> 00:58:57.159 and the camera just wasn't. 1172 00:58:57.679 --> 00:58:59.400 That's three more months. I'm let me do anything. 1173 00:59:00.840 --> 00:59:08.719 I tried. This is beyond me. There's simply nothing I 1174 00:59:08.760 --> 00:59:16.119 can do if I go later. Bye, guys. Why I'm 1175 00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:18.719 trying to draw dom from fucking You're gonna try. You're 1176 00:59:18.719 --> 00:59:20.280 gonna draw dom from years of war? 1177 00:59:20.559 --> 00:59:21.199 Yeah? 1178 00:59:21.280 --> 00:59:23.400 Yeah, oh man, it's gonna be good. This is gonna 1179 00:59:23.440 --> 00:59:27.119 look like one of these things. It's gonna be I 1180 00:59:27.119 --> 00:59:31.079 can do it. I can't draw, not at all. You 1181 00:59:31.119 --> 00:59:35.599 can't draw to a degree that like I don't actually understand. 1182 00:59:35.480 --> 00:59:38.000 Gorgeous that this is not my ability. 1183 00:59:38.159 --> 00:59:41.159 Yeah, but like I just I don't know. I okay. 1184 00:59:41.719 --> 00:59:44.000 I can tell you I've definitely drawn in my life 1185 00:59:44.079 --> 00:59:45.599 less than probably like fifty times. 1186 00:59:45.639 --> 00:59:50.679 I've definitely drawncus literally, like, when are your finished clothes? Mark? 1187 00:59:52.239 --> 00:59:55.199 Tell me right now, all right, I'll give it my 1188 00:59:55.239 --> 01:00:04.800 best shot. I'm gonna draw you naked, like that's how 1189 01:00:04.840 --> 01:00:07.960 that happened in Titanic. He goes, I'm gonna draw you 1190 01:00:08.039 --> 01:00:13.320 naked now straight up? Oh my god. Let's move on 1191 01:00:13.320 --> 01:00:15.880 to some questions by you guys over at patreon dot com. 1192 01:00:15.960 --> 01:00:18.719 Last snark tank. Remember you can uh go over there, 1193 01:00:18.840 --> 01:00:22.039 ask us your questions, get early access, add for you 1194 01:00:22.079 --> 01:00:24.960 all that stuff. Remember to like like this video by 1195 01:00:24.960 --> 01:00:27.559 the way, and like add this to uh do all 1196 01:00:27.599 --> 01:00:30.639 the engagement stuff please, because I noticed the last episode 1197 01:00:30.679 --> 01:00:32.440 you guys showed up because I asked you guys to 1198 01:00:32.440 --> 01:00:36.079 throw a bunch of comments in there. It's interesting. I 1199 01:00:36.079 --> 01:00:38.159 don't know how. It's not been long enough yet to 1200 01:00:38.199 --> 01:00:40.480 see like how it will affect it. But yeah, it's 1201 01:00:40.480 --> 01:00:41.079 pretty crazy. 1202 01:00:42.039 --> 01:00:46.320 Come come, come, come. 1203 01:00:44.880 --> 01:00:48.880 Come, come, come, come, come, come come come come, come, come, come, 1204 01:00:49.000 --> 01:00:52.079 come come come. Uh, where the fuck is the questions? 1205 01:00:52.679 --> 01:00:57.480 My crazy? Like a human ninja turtle? What are you doing? 1206 01:00:57.599 --> 01:01:01.239 That's Dominic Santiago to you, Hey, why do I look 1207 01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:04.840 like the monkey is? What are you doing? That's not 1208 01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:11.400 even close to my hair? Why did you say to 1209 01:01:11.480 --> 01:01:15.840 me Mexican say bangaka? 1210 01:01:17.639 --> 01:01:22.039 Not really like man? It all means come here, right man? 1211 01:01:22.119 --> 01:01:26.559 It's come yeah, yeah, it's more like yeah, I wouldn't 1212 01:01:26.559 --> 01:01:27.280 really hear that. 1213 01:01:27.280 --> 01:01:30.679 That's more like a fucking Puerto Rican. Yeah it's kurty. 1214 01:01:35.679 --> 01:01:39.320 Do you think you know what? I love it? I 1215 01:01:39.320 --> 01:01:42.599 had reminds me you just awakened of every I had 1216 01:01:42.599 --> 01:01:45.119 a So this happens to me a lot where like 1217 01:01:45.159 --> 01:01:48.199 I will wake up from dreams laughing because I like 1218 01:01:48.239 --> 01:01:50.760 my brain will make me laugh out of my dream. 1219 01:01:51.239 --> 01:01:53.440 And I was like I was in a hospital room 1220 01:01:53.880 --> 01:01:56.519 and like I was in like this room where like 1221 01:01:56.519 --> 01:01:59.400 somebody was giving birth in hospital and it was baby 1222 01:01:59.440 --> 01:02:02.400 Marcus fen Nix. And he turned to me for some 1223 01:02:02.480 --> 01:02:08.760 reason and said, ma, and I fucking couldn't. I laughed 1224 01:02:08.760 --> 01:02:11.559 myself away, like it's a baby with the Marcus Veenis 1225 01:02:11.639 --> 01:02:14.079 head with like with like it was. It was still 1226 01:02:14.440 --> 01:02:16.760 it was clearly he had the bandana, he had like 1227 01:02:16.800 --> 01:02:19.400 the low hairline, but it was baby features, but he 1228 01:02:19.480 --> 01:02:23.639 still had like adult Marcus Phoenix's voice. And it woke 1229 01:02:23.719 --> 01:02:26.159 me up out of my sleep. I'm sure that is 1230 01:02:26.320 --> 01:02:33.400 literally how it it is in the Gears universe. Yeah, yeah, Ma, damn, 1231 01:02:33.920 --> 01:02:39.880 where's my lancer that's down? What does he say he 1232 01:02:39.920 --> 01:02:45.480 has a headband even though so he has a headband down, 1233 01:02:45.519 --> 01:02:46.320 he doesn't have one. 1234 01:02:46.239 --> 01:02:49.199 After after Marcus dies, Dom takes his head mark. 1235 01:02:49.679 --> 01:02:51.880 Okay, so this is in a world where Marcus. But 1236 01:02:52.760 --> 01:02:53.039 that's why. 1237 01:02:53.159 --> 01:02:58.480 Lookye Marcus got shanked by the the have a really 1238 01:02:58.480 --> 01:03:03.519 big piece. He's gonna be going up to his very 1239 01:03:03.519 --> 01:03:05.920 big beep manks he comes and kills himself. 1240 01:03:06.719 --> 01:03:15.199 All alright, happens hes. 1241 01:03:16.440 --> 01:03:28.199 But it's delayed. It's delayed so like he crashes road. 1242 01:03:34.760 --> 01:03:40.920 Everybody see it happen. No, that was also really impressive. 1243 01:03:42.880 --> 01:03:46.440 This is unpressdent k coming on it. 1244 01:03:49.519 --> 01:03:53.760 There's no hammer a don it's just like a alright, 1245 01:03:54.559 --> 01:03:55.239 let's get into. 1246 01:03:55.079 --> 01:03:57.800 These questions from our viewers of a page on page 1247 01:03:57.840 --> 01:04:01.119 on the concess like fu you, Chris, Chili sucks ass 1248 01:04:01.239 --> 01:04:04.480 parentheses Chili's employee. That's fine, like if you worked there, 1249 01:04:04.519 --> 01:04:07.000 Like I believe you have some good chicken strips. Look 1250 01:04:07.079 --> 01:04:10.719 I stand by, Like, dude, Chili's, I swear to you 1251 01:04:10.880 --> 01:04:14.039 used to have the best chocolate milkshake that I I 1252 01:04:14.880 --> 01:04:17.480 they put crack or something in it because it was unreal. 1253 01:04:17.519 --> 01:04:19.320 How good that they don't do it anymore? And then 1254 01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:23.480 I stopped going. But Chili's like maybe once in my 1255 01:04:23.519 --> 01:04:26.559 life had chilies. I had a few times during the pandemic. 1256 01:04:26.719 --> 01:04:28.320 Actually oh really yeah recently. 1257 01:04:28.480 --> 01:04:31.639 Yeah it was uh because they would have They used 1258 01:04:31.639 --> 01:04:33.519 to have like really good deals. They give me get 1259 01:04:33.559 --> 01:04:35.960 like a platter of food for like under thirty bucks. 1260 01:04:36.039 --> 01:04:37.719 It was like a lot of going out of business. 1261 01:04:39.400 --> 01:04:42.000 We actually actually celebrated with my friend at Chili's when 1262 01:04:42.000 --> 01:04:45.800 they opened. They lifted the the retrictions, but that was 1263 01:04:45.880 --> 01:04:48.639 only momentarily. If you guys remember, I remember like July 1264 01:04:48.840 --> 01:04:51.320 or something, there was like, yeah, there was literally people 1265 01:04:51.519 --> 01:04:55.000 singing in Chili's. We were like celebrating. We made it, 1266 01:04:55.039 --> 01:04:56.920 and then two weeks later we were locked out again. 1267 01:04:57.079 --> 01:04:58.840 That's so sad. 1268 01:04:59.119 --> 01:05:01.239 But it fell so bad because you knew it was 1269 01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:03.880 coming because I was in La Fitness and they were 1270 01:05:03.920 --> 01:05:07.000 like everything was cool. Literally the next day they're like, oh, 1271 01:05:08.320 --> 01:05:10.960 you gotta wear your mask while you work out, and 1272 01:05:11.000 --> 01:05:13.400 it's like, okay, fine, and then I was like, oh, 1273 01:05:13.519 --> 01:05:17.119 even while you're on your ellipticals and you gotta wear 1274 01:05:17.119 --> 01:05:17.880 I was like, fuck. 1275 01:05:17.880 --> 01:05:19.440 Where this is? This is where we already know it 1276 01:05:19.559 --> 01:05:21.480 was that you knew where it was going. Yeah, they're 1277 01:05:21.559 --> 01:05:22.599 like we beat it. 1278 01:05:22.920 --> 01:05:26.480 It's like I don't know, but they're like, it just 1279 01:05:26.920 --> 01:05:30.159 goes stricter and stricter, and then oh, LA finishes locked everything. 1280 01:05:30.440 --> 01:05:32.679 I remember almost going crazy during that shit. Dude, we 1281 01:05:32.719 --> 01:05:35.159 were losing our fucking minds during the pandemic. No, we 1282 01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:38.559 weren't okay, all right, that was fine. 1283 01:05:38.880 --> 01:05:39.360 No, you weren't. 1284 01:05:39.400 --> 01:05:41.119 But the ship we were watching was insane, like the 1285 01:05:41.159 --> 01:05:43.079 ship we were like because during that period of time, 1286 01:05:43.119 --> 01:05:46.559 it felt so surreal because the dumbage they were happening consistently, 1287 01:05:47.159 --> 01:05:49.679 and I was like, oh wow, this guy got killed 1288 01:05:49.679 --> 01:05:53.119 by cop Oh wow, these martyrs are happening. Wow, people 1289 01:05:53.199 --> 01:05:54.599 tried to take over the cap. It was just a 1290 01:05:54.719 --> 01:05:57.079 series of like what the fuck version of the universe? 1291 01:05:57.119 --> 01:05:58.760 Oh ship that was around that? Oh yeah, I guess 1292 01:05:58.800 --> 01:06:00.280 it was like that was like less than a year 1293 01:06:00.280 --> 01:06:03.840 after that. Yeah, it was still during lockdown. Yeah, I 1294 01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:07.440 forgot about that. I did forget that that was true. 1295 01:06:07.559 --> 01:06:09.719 It was a while ago. Goddamn, isn't crazy? 1296 01:06:10.159 --> 01:06:12.320 Yeah, that was two years. We have lives. We genuinely lost. 1297 01:06:13.760 --> 01:06:18.760 It was interesting. It was definitely interesting. I didn't benefit 1298 01:06:18.840 --> 01:06:20.440 from it, though, you know, some people like I did. 1299 01:06:20.559 --> 01:06:21.920 I benefited a lot from it, did you? 1300 01:06:22.039 --> 01:06:22.199 Yeah? 1301 01:06:22.320 --> 01:06:23.760 Did you put my job? I started a real job. 1302 01:06:23.760 --> 01:06:25.920 I need a bunch of money on twitch like right, 1303 01:06:26.320 --> 01:06:28.960 like that that made it was a good benefit for me. 1304 01:06:29.719 --> 01:06:34.320 But like, sorry, people that died whatever, they're dead, you 1305 01:06:34.400 --> 01:06:36.079 know fair enough? 1306 01:06:36.400 --> 01:06:42.519 Is that Yahoo quote? My boy? Anyway? Fucking christ Chili success, 1307 01:06:42.559 --> 01:06:44.679 Chili's employe, and he says greetings gay, gay and fucking 1308 01:06:44.719 --> 01:06:47.480 gay A long time, long time listeners since episode zero 1309 01:06:47.559 --> 01:06:54.159 with Zach first time patron, welcome some nigga man, I 1310 01:06:56.599 --> 01:07:00.360 I can't uh long time, yeah, long time simp question. 1311 01:07:00.559 --> 01:07:04.119 Who do y'all main in Marvel versus Capcom? Two? Do 1312 01:07:04.199 --> 01:07:05.960 you up the great work of drilling holes in my 1313 01:07:06.000 --> 01:07:08.360 head while I sleep? For some reason, I thought he 1314 01:07:08.440 --> 01:07:10.559 was just gonna stop at you know your Maine, And 1315 01:07:10.639 --> 01:07:12.559 I was like, that's that's a good joke. So that's 1316 01:07:12.559 --> 01:07:14.840 a good joke because like he literally no colaboration that 1317 01:07:14.840 --> 01:07:18.400 would be good. Two team is very simple. Who is it? 1318 01:07:19.000 --> 01:07:22.199 My lead is Cyclops? Of course, really he's kind of 1319 01:07:22.199 --> 01:07:23.360 mad Wolfe the Cyclops. 1320 01:07:23.360 --> 01:07:24.400 What do you use him for anti air? 1321 01:07:24.719 --> 01:07:24.840 Uh? 1322 01:07:25.039 --> 01:07:26.840 Yes, he's just upercut is fucking solid man. 1323 01:07:26.880 --> 01:07:29.719 This uppercut is good, his sucking, his beaming up. I 1324 01:07:29.840 --> 01:07:30.079 love that. 1325 01:07:30.199 --> 01:07:32.280 It's a fucking three hit that a beam comes. I 1326 01:07:32.360 --> 01:07:35.159 think that's something crazy. But it's usually Wolverine. 1327 01:07:36.280 --> 01:07:40.559 Obviously which one bone claw or no regular regular obviously 1328 01:07:40.719 --> 01:07:43.039 the most broken character in the game, Fucking doctor Doom 1329 01:07:44.280 --> 01:07:45.159 and then Sentinel. 1330 01:07:46.360 --> 01:07:49.239 So if you're gonna do your you're gonna fit your 1331 01:07:49.280 --> 01:07:51.440 best Who are your best like? So because you said 1332 01:07:51.599 --> 01:07:53.519 the best best, you said you said four. So who's 1333 01:07:53.599 --> 01:07:54.559 who's your best team? 1334 01:07:54.639 --> 01:07:56.880 Okay, my best team is definitely lead Wolverine. 1335 01:07:57.079 --> 01:08:01.480 Uh you call doctor dumas sitting on Yeah, a lot 1336 01:08:01.519 --> 01:08:04.199 of I learned how to play the game only sweatdly 1337 01:08:04.280 --> 01:08:05.280 because I'm not good at the game. 1338 01:08:05.360 --> 01:08:09.519 A lot of people I'm carried by those characters. I'm 1339 01:08:09.559 --> 01:08:12.320 not good at the game, but I played three stupid ass. 1340 01:08:12.599 --> 01:08:15.360 I know there's a lot of tournaments that would not 1341 01:08:15.719 --> 01:08:19.279 let uh, specifically Sentinel, you couldn't even use them. 1342 01:08:19.359 --> 01:08:19.840 He's broken. 1343 01:08:20.760 --> 01:08:25.520 Yeah, Magneto was one in some instances, but me I 1344 01:08:25.680 --> 01:08:29.359 was so uh Spider Man. I would always do Spider Man. 1345 01:08:29.640 --> 01:08:32.760 I just he's so fucking fast. Not as fast as Wolverine, 1346 01:08:32.800 --> 01:08:35.319 I think, but just but he still will get the 1347 01:08:35.359 --> 01:08:35.920 job done for me. 1348 01:08:36.760 --> 01:08:37.279 Clean to wall. 1349 01:08:37.399 --> 01:08:38.720 He can't cling, right, he can do the thing where 1350 01:08:38.720 --> 01:08:39.760 he stands on the wall for a bit. Or is 1351 01:08:39.800 --> 01:08:40.439 that only what he does? 1352 01:08:40.520 --> 01:08:43.399 Maxims Spider, that's maximum Spider I think. I don't think. 1353 01:08:43.479 --> 01:08:45.039 I don't think he can just stay there. He can 1354 01:08:45.159 --> 01:08:47.359 bounce off it. I think, yeah, yeah, I don't think 1355 01:08:47.359 --> 01:08:50.319 he can actually stay there, I don't think so. That 1356 01:08:50.479 --> 01:08:52.399 design of him is so iconic in that game, bro, 1357 01:08:52.520 --> 01:08:57.600 it's so unbelievably it's my favorite. It's it's my favorite 1358 01:08:57.720 --> 01:09:01.079 frame of Spider Man anything is him Just his stance 1359 01:09:01.119 --> 01:09:03.600 in Marvelsus cap Con two because it's so fucking contorted, 1360 01:09:03.800 --> 01:09:04.920 yeah and gross, and. 1361 01:09:04.880 --> 01:09:09.760 Then he just wander forward web swing swing, but he 1362 01:09:11.039 --> 01:09:13.840 ends up regularly afterwards, and he's so much smaller than 1363 01:09:13.880 --> 01:09:15.640 all these ridiculously built guys. 1364 01:09:15.920 --> 01:09:23.399 He's like one for Jjah. Yeah, yeah, dude, it's almost bad, 1365 01:09:23.640 --> 01:09:26.039 just like we almost got it again, dude, when I 1366 01:09:26.159 --> 01:09:29.359 haven't in the living room actually, but when the sometimes 1367 01:09:29.720 --> 01:09:32.039 have a PS two and they haven't given a. 1368 01:09:32.119 --> 01:09:35.880 Date yet for the the power Stone everything, so they 1369 01:09:36.039 --> 01:09:40.119 just give the Capcom Fighting Collection the the Capcom Collection 1370 01:09:40.399 --> 01:09:44.720 number two come up next year. It's so cool because 1371 01:09:44.760 --> 01:09:48.840 first of all, an exclusive for Dreamcast exclusives are on 1372 01:09:48.920 --> 01:09:53.399 this thing. Yeah, so Powerstone, which was Dreamcast exclusives. Uh, 1373 01:09:53.880 --> 01:09:57.399 fucking Project Justice, which was a sequel to Rival Schools. 1374 01:09:57.640 --> 01:10:00.119 Rival Schools was on PlayStation one, but Project Just this 1375 01:10:00.239 --> 01:10:01.159 was only on Dreamcast. 1376 01:10:01.399 --> 01:10:07.680 So right, yeah, fucking bats, who's the main like that game? 1377 01:10:07.800 --> 01:10:11.159 It had this cool ass tag team mechanics that that 1378 01:10:11.560 --> 01:10:15.560 have never really been tech and did it somewhat but anyway, 1379 01:10:16.199 --> 01:10:19.079 So basically, but I love that game. I feel like 1380 01:10:19.159 --> 01:10:20.640 it's it's I feel like a lot of people are 1381 01:10:20.640 --> 01:10:24.800 gonnappreciate it. Now they're gonna be a power Powerstone, funniest ship. 1382 01:10:24.880 --> 01:10:28.560 That's where I think it's what's his name Hyodo came from? 1383 01:10:28.600 --> 01:10:32.399 He's a he's a Marvels Capcom too, Oh, bandana, a 1384 01:10:32.479 --> 01:10:33.439 long sword? Right? 1385 01:10:33.800 --> 01:10:33.920 Uh? 1386 01:10:34.039 --> 01:10:37.920 Yeah? Motorcycle yeah? So is that's Powerstone? Right? And the 1387 01:10:38.000 --> 01:10:41.560 other one I'm thinking about that punches you. I think 1388 01:10:41.640 --> 01:10:42.760 it was what's the other game? 1389 01:10:43.399 --> 01:10:46.000 Whatever, It doesn't matter anyway that that's gonna be dope, 1390 01:10:46.039 --> 01:10:49.399 fucking one of my favorite fighting games of all time, 1391 01:10:49.880 --> 01:10:56.279 Capcom versus s K two, which has the rosters, dope, 1392 01:10:56.399 --> 01:11:01.880 the fucking the animations, dope. The soundtrack, dude, god Google 1393 01:11:02.640 --> 01:11:05.000 is one of the best, fucking said, like, anyone listening 1394 01:11:05.000 --> 01:11:08.279 to this right now, go listen to god Rugle and 1395 01:11:08.840 --> 01:11:12.000 that is one of the best fucking sound track games. 1396 01:11:11.960 --> 01:11:13.880 That Violent cans in. Violent Kennon is in those two right, 1397 01:11:13.960 --> 01:11:14.920 He's in one and two. Right. 1398 01:11:15.000 --> 01:11:17.119 I think Violent, Violent Can I think is in it. 1399 01:11:17.600 --> 01:11:20.800 I know Violent Can is in Chaos for sure, Okay, 1400 01:11:21.279 --> 01:11:21.720 but I don't. 1401 01:11:21.800 --> 01:11:24.279 I actually don't. He probably isn't it. Shout out. 1402 01:11:24.279 --> 01:11:25.520 I'm so happy to bring in those games. 1403 01:11:25.760 --> 01:11:29.039 Com is fucking doing it, man, They've done it on. 1404 01:11:29.279 --> 01:11:32.439 Five like ever since seven, man, ever since seven, they 1405 01:11:32.600 --> 01:11:34.279 just been they've woke up, say we get up from 1406 01:11:34.279 --> 01:11:35.479 a badger and being like, let's just do. 1407 01:11:35.520 --> 01:11:38.159 The right thing. They were struggling for hot yeah yeah, 1408 01:11:38.319 --> 01:11:41.159 but uh yeah, they're they're top tier now, man, they're 1409 01:11:41.239 --> 01:11:45.720 doing amazing. Monz is super popular. Yo. The new one 1410 01:11:45.760 --> 01:11:48.199 looks they keep throwing them out. They're throwing them out 1411 01:11:48.279 --> 01:11:50.960 like and they succeed. They're not throwing them out like call. 1412 01:11:51.319 --> 01:11:53.479 They throw them out and they suck. They throw them out. 1413 01:11:53.520 --> 01:11:55.439 They change things that are good and in the game 1414 01:11:55.560 --> 01:11:58.520 is keeping like Rise the Great World was like fucking 1415 01:11:58.560 --> 01:12:01.359 it brought the like it made the revolution. That's the thing. 1416 01:12:01.520 --> 01:12:04.039 It made people interestedio game. And then like now we 1417 01:12:04.199 --> 01:12:05.319 have outer Wilds, right that. 1418 01:12:06.920 --> 01:12:10.319 Wild wild or something. I think it's super high for 1419 01:12:10.399 --> 01:12:13.199 that one too, And I'm like, dude, I'm I'm catching 1420 01:12:13.319 --> 01:12:15.600 up because that's a world is a good Have you 1421 01:12:15.640 --> 01:12:18.359 played so no. I bought it a million years ago. 1422 01:12:19.159 --> 01:12:21.840 I was like, this looks really fun. I actually got 1423 01:12:21.880 --> 01:12:24.880 it from the humble Bumble. Yeah, that was like fucking 1424 01:12:24.920 --> 01:12:26.680 spind like nothing and get all the games. 1425 01:12:26.680 --> 01:12:29.640 I played Monster Hut World for thirty minutes. For thirty 1426 01:12:29.640 --> 01:12:34.119 minutes game, but you got to the tutorial is fucked. 1427 01:12:34.520 --> 01:12:37.439 It is such a long real and I just I just. 1428 01:12:37.439 --> 01:12:39.439 Did not have the patience got to play the game, 1429 01:12:39.439 --> 01:12:40.640 though you learned a lot to play the game. I 1430 01:12:40.720 --> 01:12:42.439 think the Rise is a better game. 1431 01:12:42.399 --> 01:12:44.520 Right, but like I would like to jump into is 1432 01:12:44.560 --> 01:12:46.319 really cheap now, so because I've been that. 1433 01:12:46.399 --> 01:12:48.319 Was a switch one, right, It was on switch first 1434 01:12:48.359 --> 01:12:50.119 and then the uprised the seven and put it on 1435 01:12:50.199 --> 01:12:50.800 everything else. 1436 01:12:51.239 --> 01:12:53.399 Cool because the switch ran it like uh you know 1437 01:12:53.560 --> 01:12:58.640 like switch switch. Yeah. I like the premise of Monster Hut. 1438 01:12:58.760 --> 01:13:01.439 Like I think about like games that I grew like, 1439 01:13:01.560 --> 01:13:03.279 I grew up with that I wish like I think 1440 01:13:03.319 --> 01:13:06.960 about like Lost Planet a lot right still to this day, 1441 01:13:07.000 --> 01:13:09.399 and it's like Lost Planet was so fucking cool because 1442 01:13:09.399 --> 01:13:11.640 it's just like you and your friends running around killing monsters, 1443 01:13:12.680 --> 01:13:15.920 and Monster Hunter looks like it it's like that right, uh, 1444 01:13:16.399 --> 01:13:19.680 way better obviously, but I just that tutorial and world 1445 01:13:19.800 --> 01:13:20.359 really fucked me. 1446 01:13:20.640 --> 01:13:22.039 I love that I did a game who that's just 1447 01:13:22.119 --> 01:13:24.840 you jumping monsters. I think it's fucking funny because they 1448 01:13:24.920 --> 01:13:26.520 try to run away. I think that's what makes it 1449 01:13:26.560 --> 01:13:27.960 for me. They try to lead. 1450 01:13:28.119 --> 01:13:30.319 They just try to freaking Dagon's dogma. Like you, they 1451 01:13:30.399 --> 01:13:33.800 try to leave. Sometimes they try to lead at You're like, 1452 01:13:34.319 --> 01:13:36.079 that's not half. What are you thinking? What do you think? 1453 01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:40.920 The troll up so hard that immediately was like, oh no, leave, 1454 01:13:41.039 --> 01:13:47.800 They're like, oh hell no, cling on to and it's 1455 01:13:47.880 --> 01:13:51.520 like I'm doing this. I got sucked back into Starfield again, 1456 01:13:52.319 --> 01:13:55.199 and I just unlocked this ability to intimidate people like 1457 01:13:55.399 --> 01:13:58.000 mid fight, so like I can like so I can 1458 01:13:58.119 --> 01:13:59.720 just like walk up to them and like intimidate them, 1459 01:13:59.720 --> 01:14:01.560 and then they they run away, and then I chase 1460 01:14:01.600 --> 01:14:05.359 them on the back of the head, pull out a 1461 01:14:05.399 --> 01:14:07.720 little pocket kni, even stab them in the back eight times. 1462 01:14:09.439 --> 01:14:11.800 There's a stabbing animation in the game that's so like 1463 01:14:12.399 --> 01:14:15.760 it's realistically cruel and I don't know how to describe it, 1464 01:14:15.800 --> 01:14:16.199 but it's like. 1465 01:14:18.199 --> 01:14:20.479 Like it's just like like a there's like a twist 1466 01:14:20.560 --> 01:14:25.000 to it. Dude, It's really we need more animations to 1467 01:14:25.079 --> 01:14:26.760 hit somebody with a hammer in a game and the 1468 01:14:26.840 --> 01:14:30.000 thing falls down on its head and their hammers on it, 1469 01:14:30.640 --> 01:14:34.560 like like you actually drop a jackhammer on someone's body. 1470 01:14:34.840 --> 01:14:35.600 We need more of that. 1471 01:14:35.800 --> 01:14:37.680 Those are the Dragon's dog when you hit hit the 1472 01:14:37.760 --> 01:14:41.119 minotaur one time so hard that it fell down for 1473 01:14:41.319 --> 01:14:44.079 real and then stammered to its feet, and. 1474 01:14:44.119 --> 01:14:47.760 I was like, I want to see more games. I 1475 01:14:47.800 --> 01:14:49.239 want to see more games where people take so much 1476 01:14:49.319 --> 01:14:51.479 damage that they end up falling over like Simpsons hit 1477 01:14:51.520 --> 01:14:55.800 and run characters. That's what I want. I don't holding hold. 1478 01:14:56.439 --> 01:14:58.319 I don't remember. I remember when you would kick it, 1479 01:14:58.439 --> 01:15:00.119 when you would start the game off immediately and you 1480 01:15:00.159 --> 01:15:02.359 would kick the ship out of March and she would 1481 01:15:02.399 --> 01:15:07.079 just be like, run away. I know that game. 1482 01:15:07.239 --> 01:15:09.279 I don't it's been I haven't played since it came out. 1483 01:15:09.399 --> 01:15:11.920 We played it with I forget you got your games back. 1484 01:15:12.000 --> 01:15:13.800 You played on the PS two for a little bit. Yeah, 1485 01:15:14.600 --> 01:15:18.039 I got that ship for Christmas and that game went correct. 1486 01:15:18.279 --> 01:15:22.199 They were so really aggressive and there's so much That 1487 01:15:22.279 --> 01:15:24.239 game was awesome, man, I remember having so much fun 1488 01:15:24.279 --> 01:15:25.199 with it. That was a good time. That was a 1489 01:15:25.239 --> 01:15:27.840 good period for games man, Like that like double double 1490 01:15:27.880 --> 01:15:30.279 a area like genuinely, the two thousands were kind of 1491 01:15:30.319 --> 01:15:34.319 fucking goded, honestly, like to twenty ten amazing. 1492 01:15:34.439 --> 01:15:38.239 That's actually the games weren't exactly a business. They were 1493 01:15:38.399 --> 01:15:40.039 an art form more or less. 1494 01:15:40.560 --> 01:15:42.119 No, it was still a business, it was not to 1495 01:15:42.199 --> 01:15:45.279 the same it became. There wasn't as much money in 1496 01:15:45.359 --> 01:15:47.359 it for sure. Yeah, like the ceiling was a lot. 1497 01:15:47.319 --> 01:15:50.720 Lower right there, and the pressure to just make money 1498 01:15:50.800 --> 01:15:55.600 back to return, and also since patching was not really 1499 01:15:56.000 --> 01:15:58.000 a thing, you kind of had to try a little 1500 01:15:58.039 --> 01:16:01.000 harder before Yeah, you know, things became a disasters had 1501 01:16:01.000 --> 01:16:03.520 to be at least at least functional, it could be. 1502 01:16:04.119 --> 01:16:08.359 Recalling fucking disc would be a major problem that happened 1503 01:16:08.399 --> 01:16:09.960 to I remember there were a couple of games that 1504 01:16:10.159 --> 01:16:11.880 had to be recalled and it was just like a 1505 01:16:11.920 --> 01:16:15.920 fucking disaster. Games not into the two thousands as far 1506 01:16:15.960 --> 01:16:17.880 as I know, but I remember I remember when a 1507 01:16:17.920 --> 01:16:20.119 bunch of I think one of the Myths, one of 1508 01:16:20.119 --> 01:16:21.720 the strategy games, they had to recall it because it 1509 01:16:21.720 --> 01:16:24.239 would break people's systems and it cost them so much. 1510 01:16:24.399 --> 01:16:25.800 I think it's the cost them so much money that 1511 01:16:25.800 --> 01:16:27.640 I think it's why they were like susceptible to being 1512 01:16:27.720 --> 01:16:30.640 bought in the first place by Microsoft because they were like, 1513 01:16:31.439 --> 01:16:32.119 we fucked up here. 1514 01:16:32.680 --> 01:16:34.479 I could use that extra Microsoft money. 1515 01:16:35.079 --> 01:16:38.199 But E was so fun and Run was such a 1516 01:16:38.600 --> 01:16:39.000 good game. 1517 01:16:39.199 --> 01:16:40.680 I never played road Rage, but I heard that was 1518 01:16:40.720 --> 01:16:40.960 good to. 1519 01:16:41.159 --> 01:16:42.680 Road Rage is the prior one, right. 1520 01:16:43.039 --> 01:16:46.119 Road Rage was like more like the crazy taxi Taxi. 1521 01:16:46.520 --> 01:16:48.199 Run was so fun. To getting in those cars, getting 1522 01:16:48.199 --> 01:16:48.760 the snowplow. 1523 01:16:48.880 --> 01:16:52.640 I love that plow God, get in the rocket car, 1524 01:16:52.920 --> 01:16:53.960 the stupid rocket car. 1525 01:16:54.439 --> 01:16:56.439 It was cool seeing I just saw on t h 1526 01:16:56.560 --> 01:16:59.920 not TikTok Instagram some guy that was around our age 1527 01:17:01.039 --> 01:17:03.159 making his kid play and his kids just running. 1528 01:17:03.439 --> 01:17:06.479 He's kicking people, can't them up and stuff, the kids 1529 01:17:06.560 --> 01:17:14.279 just laughing. His ass distilled distilled joy in those video games. Sincerely, 1530 01:17:14.600 --> 01:17:17.319 Marvel's capcom I I I I don't think I ever 1531 01:17:17.399 --> 01:17:19.600 really played it competitively to the point where like I 1532 01:17:19.680 --> 01:17:21.279 ever got good, so like I don't really have like 1533 01:17:21.319 --> 01:17:23.399 a roster. I didn't. I don't even think I ever 1534 01:17:23.560 --> 01:17:25.720 like really try to get good at characters until like 1535 01:17:25.840 --> 01:17:28.199 after like maybe like Tech and two, when I was 1536 01:17:28.239 --> 01:17:30.119 playing with like with my sister, that was that was like, 1537 01:17:30.159 --> 01:17:32.239 oh yosh, means I have to figure this out. But 1538 01:17:34.000 --> 01:17:35.720 I think the people that I would pick it was 1539 01:17:35.720 --> 01:17:38.439 always Spider Man, purely first eetics, like I don't even 1540 01:17:38.479 --> 01:17:44.560 care Venom Venom when he would like, well, Venom could 1541 01:17:44.600 --> 01:17:48.800 become like that weird or you would do the is 1542 01:17:48.840 --> 01:17:51.359 that in Marvel Rivals? I thought I saw like a snippet. 1543 01:17:51.039 --> 01:17:53.600 Of what happens in Marvel Rivals. He has the blue 1544 01:17:53.640 --> 01:17:56.840 skin from Marvel's Capcom two. He has the Scion Clash 1545 01:17:56.880 --> 01:17:59.439 and just the blue Marbles Capcom skin because some reason. 1546 01:17:59.359 --> 01:18:01.600 That game he was blue. Well he has blue tint. 1547 01:18:02.079 --> 01:18:06.000 No, he's blue, like there's a blue there's a a 1548 01:18:06.119 --> 01:18:10.159 blue blue version of him. It's probably that's probably what 1549 01:18:10.199 --> 01:18:12.199 it is, very likely because no, if you if someone 1550 01:18:12.279 --> 01:18:15.800 else picked Venom, they'd be blue. That's what happened. Yeah, yeah, 1551 01:18:15.880 --> 01:18:18.159 so they had that, and then they also had the 1552 01:18:18.319 --> 01:18:19.720 because I remember Spider Man, if you picked on the 1553 01:18:19.720 --> 01:18:22.119 Spider Man, you have the darker blue on his like sides, 1554 01:18:22.520 --> 01:18:24.039 you still be read, but you have the darker blue. 1555 01:18:24.399 --> 01:18:24.960 So they have that. 1556 01:18:25.199 --> 01:18:27.199 But then they also have his special that he like 1557 01:18:27.840 --> 01:18:29.840 slams into the floor and then turns into the mouth 1558 01:18:29.880 --> 01:18:31.079 that comes out of that's so sick. 1559 01:18:31.159 --> 01:18:31.600 Yeah, I love that. 1560 01:18:32.000 --> 01:18:35.199 I saw a game for a fan of those characters. 1561 01:18:35.279 --> 01:18:37.439 Yeah, I saw I saw a sniff a snippet of that, 1562 01:18:37.520 --> 01:18:39.000 and I was like, oh, that's sick. I've never thought 1563 01:18:39.000 --> 01:18:44.560 about seeing that in anywhere outside of it's cool when 1564 01:18:44.600 --> 01:18:45.199 they do ship like that. 1565 01:18:45.520 --> 01:18:46.760 But it's like you used to play it, man, I 1566 01:18:46.840 --> 01:18:47.439 think you'll enjoy it. 1567 01:18:47.520 --> 01:18:50.119 I will. It'll be free, like I don't get I 1568 01:18:50.119 --> 01:18:52.119 don't think it's it's I don't foresee it being like 1569 01:18:52.319 --> 01:18:55.239 a consistent thing is all. Like I see it, like 1570 01:18:55.319 --> 01:18:57.079 my our friends are on playing, I'm like, just jump on, 1571 01:18:57.159 --> 01:18:57.600 let's play more. 1572 01:19:01.520 --> 01:19:06.479 If anybody's gonna play Marvel's Captain too, if you're looking 1573 01:19:06.560 --> 01:19:10.520 for the in my opinion, the best anti air person 1574 01:19:10.680 --> 01:19:13.800 is Captain Commando, and so that's that would always be 1575 01:19:14.359 --> 01:19:17.720 my go to Spider Man Captain Commando, and then for cheesing, 1576 01:19:17.760 --> 01:19:18.760 I would pick Cable. 1577 01:19:19.760 --> 01:19:25.800 Cable was yeah, justam, I had, I had Bam, I 1578 01:19:25.880 --> 01:19:33.439 had I had Spider Man, Cable and Serve Bot because 1579 01:19:33.479 --> 01:19:37.000 Serve Bot was so was a crazy. 1580 01:19:38.279 --> 01:19:41.560 Regular over like regular moves when you couldn't you couldn't 1581 01:19:42.760 --> 01:19:44.119 you have to be Wolverine. 1582 01:19:43.720 --> 01:19:47.800 And just preserve as vivid memories of playing Marvel's Capcom two, 1583 01:19:47.880 --> 01:19:50.239 like in a pizza place, like yeah, like not. 1584 01:19:50.880 --> 01:19:53.319 My memories of that game are like in the three 1585 01:19:53.359 --> 01:19:55.319 six hours, I remember it is me being in a house, 1586 01:19:55.359 --> 01:19:57.479 But before that, they'd be like at a bodega, at 1587 01:19:57.520 --> 01:20:01.840 a barber shop, getting pizza at like the place Mama's 1588 01:20:01.840 --> 01:20:03.439 Fry Chicken and Advice live in. 1589 01:20:03.800 --> 01:20:09.199 It was unreasonably popular in in New York at that time, 1590 01:20:09.359 --> 01:20:11.520 like it was. It was every place that every place 1591 01:20:11.560 --> 01:20:14.479 that had any arcade machine had Marvelsus Capcom two, and 1592 01:20:14.560 --> 01:20:17.159 it was like fucking it was a hit. It was 1593 01:20:17.199 --> 01:20:19.439 an instant return on your money, like if you bought 1594 01:20:19.479 --> 01:20:23.600 the machine, you're gonna get everybody. Yeah, it was so cool. 1595 01:20:23.720 --> 01:20:24.199 I remember. 1596 01:20:24.800 --> 01:20:26.800 So there was this place called the Laser Park in 1597 01:20:26.880 --> 01:20:29.159 downtown and End it was the arcade. It was the 1598 01:20:29.319 --> 01:20:32.079 last arcade I remember really seeing ever around here, and 1599 01:20:32.119 --> 01:20:34.119 I remember it being so cool. I would go there 1600 01:20:34.680 --> 01:20:39.680 over the summer of my second grade or first grade 1601 01:20:39.760 --> 01:20:41.479 year of school. I would go there with my sister 1602 01:20:41.560 --> 01:20:44.319 and her boyfriend all the fucking time, and it was 1603 01:20:44.399 --> 01:20:47.319 the most fun experience I've ever had going somewhere and 1604 01:20:47.359 --> 01:20:49.960 they had Marvelus, capcom S and K and he had 1605 01:20:50.039 --> 01:20:52.760 TECND I think two was at the time, and it 1606 01:20:52.880 --> 01:20:54.199 was so it was a but it was a. 1607 01:20:54.319 --> 01:20:57.399 Big like a big arcade area. It was like huge. 1608 01:20:57.439 --> 01:20:59.840 It was like what David Busters tries to be like this, 1609 01:21:00.119 --> 01:21:01.800 Like have you ever been in New York City, in 1610 01:21:01.880 --> 01:21:02.840 New York City, nor. 1611 01:21:03.439 --> 01:21:06.279 It's like imagine imagine rock. 1612 01:21:06.359 --> 01:21:09.479 No roller coasters, all arcade, the roller coasts at New 1613 01:21:09.520 --> 01:21:09.880 York City. 1614 01:21:10.039 --> 01:21:12.000 Usually where are thinking of the place to the dragon? 1615 01:21:12.960 --> 01:21:14.319 Are you thinking a Coney Island. 1616 01:21:15.520 --> 01:21:18.359 Place in Westchester? That's like a fucking Dragon's there a 1617 01:21:18.439 --> 01:21:21.439 fucking We saw the commercials that fucking it'd be the 1618 01:21:21.520 --> 01:21:26.279 green fuck head Dragon Upsote, New York. I forgot what, No, 1619 01:21:26.560 --> 01:21:26.840 it's not. 1620 01:21:27.239 --> 01:21:32.880 It's not green Upstate, New York. Dragon fucking bomb a 1621 01:21:32.960 --> 01:21:33.840 fucking dragon. 1622 01:21:34.000 --> 01:21:38.520 Fuck audience, Suck my Thickadi, suck my dick Chopsy's bacon eggencies. 1623 01:21:38.640 --> 01:21:41.800 Yeah, New Rock, New York City, New York City. The 1624 01:21:41.840 --> 01:21:43.119 last time I went to New York City, we had 1625 01:21:43.159 --> 01:21:44.680 like a last hurrah with like my my friends from 1626 01:21:44.680 --> 01:21:47.560 elementary school, like before I moved out to LA in 1627 01:21:47.640 --> 01:21:50.000 twenty sixteen, I remember, but it was just like a mall. 1628 01:21:50.079 --> 01:21:52.199 It was like a big mall with like arcade stuff 1629 01:21:52.239 --> 01:21:55.760 in it. It had like a laser tag thing, it 1630 01:21:55.880 --> 01:21:59.239 had like you know, bowling, and it was it was 1631 01:21:59.319 --> 01:22:03.000 just like a big arcade basically. But I'm thinking splash down. 1632 01:22:04.159 --> 01:22:06.359 There're sea breeze there. 1633 01:22:06.319 --> 01:22:10.920 Before splash Down. I don't remember a dragon before Mountain Ridge. 1634 01:22:10.920 --> 01:22:15.119 I've never been there before. And there before, I don't 1635 01:22:15.119 --> 01:22:17.760 remember the dragon that you're talking about. Dragon Dragon. 1636 01:22:17.840 --> 01:22:20.079 There was a fucking commercial of it and I would 1637 01:22:20.119 --> 01:22:21.640 see and I'm like, this place is fucking ass. 1638 01:22:21.680 --> 01:22:23.439 And I went there and it was more ass than 1639 01:22:23.479 --> 01:22:25.399 I thought it would be. It's pissing me off because 1640 01:22:25.439 --> 01:22:28.600 what you're saying is like like it's not ringing a 1641 01:22:28.640 --> 01:22:30.720 bell so much as it is it's like hitting the bell. 1642 01:22:30.760 --> 01:22:31.920 And then immediately signed. 1643 01:22:31.920 --> 01:22:36.479 Eric the Human, Eric the Human Human, go summon Joey 1644 01:22:36.560 --> 01:22:42.159 the Green Dragon, and it's actually a dragon so for one, 1645 01:22:42.279 --> 01:22:43.680 so it's a dragon with. 1646 01:22:44.439 --> 01:22:46.119 But he's but he's not part of the mob. That's 1647 01:22:46.119 --> 01:22:47.079 why his name is accurate. 1648 01:22:47.199 --> 01:22:50.640 Yeah, they're trying to recruit him and he's like, I 1649 01:22:51.039 --> 01:22:52.680 just don't think I fit a dragon. 1650 01:22:52.920 --> 01:22:53.720 You'll be uh. 1651 01:22:57.479 --> 01:23:02.359 Yeah, Eric, Joey the Green Dragon a k a. Tony 1652 01:23:02.439 --> 01:23:03.920 the Tiger Dragons. 1653 01:23:05.600 --> 01:23:11.439 Dragon Up. This isn't real. I don't think I remember 1654 01:23:11.520 --> 01:23:14.680 the like the Baby's First roller coaster, like the Dragon thing, 1655 01:23:14.760 --> 01:23:17.000 that they would have it like some kind of at 1656 01:23:17.039 --> 01:23:19.079 some fairs where it was just like, you know, a 1657 01:23:19.119 --> 01:23:20.720 low point, then it would go up a little bit 1658 01:23:20.720 --> 01:23:24.079 and then it would it was like like Baby's roller coaster. Basically. 1659 01:23:25.039 --> 01:23:28.039 I remember that being at like the Westering. This guy 1660 01:23:28.159 --> 01:23:31.439 was just playing a dragon ball game and then and 1661 01:23:31.600 --> 01:23:35.439 then he just he just thought, yeah, he was watching 1662 01:23:35.439 --> 01:23:37.039 it was a dragon ball z where the dragon was there, 1663 01:23:37.039 --> 01:23:38.960 and he thought, I'm at a theme bar right now, 1664 01:23:42.359 --> 01:23:49.560 a comfort of his own home. No, bro, this is real. 1665 01:23:49.680 --> 01:23:50.680 This is the real thing. I'm sorrying to. 1666 01:23:51.720 --> 01:23:53.520 It's clearly not dragon. 1667 01:23:53.760 --> 01:23:56.279 It should be very easy to find. There's a lot 1668 01:23:56.319 --> 01:24:00.199 of mass effect questions lately, which is interesting. This kind 1669 01:24:00.199 --> 01:24:01.720 of like we kind of talked about this a little 1670 01:24:01.720 --> 01:24:04.640 bit last time. But we'll do a quick one. No way. 1671 01:24:04.640 --> 01:24:06.680 I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners and he says, hey, boys, 1672 01:24:06.880 --> 01:24:09.319 you guys convinced me to give mass effect a try. 1673 01:24:09.439 --> 01:24:11.600 And while I just thought mass Effect one was okay, 1674 01:24:11.720 --> 01:24:14.039 the final mission was amazing, but everything else was just decent. 1675 01:24:14.399 --> 01:24:16.720 I'm loving too right now. So my question is, what 1676 01:24:16.760 --> 01:24:19.640 are your thoughts on Massifact one in particular. I have 1677 01:24:19.760 --> 01:24:23.079 the least experience with this one. I love two and three. 1678 01:24:23.720 --> 01:24:26.199 I think three is great. Like, I mean, I understand, 1679 01:24:26.399 --> 01:24:31.000 I get why. Yeah, there was a big yeah that 1680 01:24:31.239 --> 01:24:34.039 didn't have the you weren't you weren't a part of 1681 01:24:34.079 --> 01:24:36.720 the real time disappointment back in the day. No, I 1682 01:24:36.840 --> 01:24:37.239 remember it. 1683 01:24:37.399 --> 01:24:39.239 Yeah, I know you remember it, but like so you 1684 01:24:39.680 --> 01:24:42.439 like you can you can play it way later and 1685 01:24:42.520 --> 01:24:44.600 be like, yeah, this was sweet and not as well. 1686 01:24:44.800 --> 01:24:46.840 Some people are still tainted by that experience. Well what 1687 01:24:46.920 --> 01:24:49.000 I mean, Well, what I mean is like I played 1688 01:24:49.039 --> 01:24:50.680 Massive ICC three when it came out, like when it 1689 01:24:50.760 --> 01:24:53.359 was new. I was yeah, because I played Massive Fact two. 1690 01:24:53.399 --> 01:24:56.039 I think. I don't think I played Massive FACTWO when 1691 01:24:56.039 --> 01:24:57.319 it was new, But I played mass of BacT two 1692 01:24:57.359 --> 01:24:58.960 like I think maybe like a year or tube or 1693 01:24:59.000 --> 01:25:00.760 like I think like a year or like a couple 1694 01:25:00.840 --> 01:25:02.640 months before three, and I was like, yeah, I'm pumped. 1695 01:25:03.119 --> 01:25:04.560 And I played it and I was like, this was great, 1696 01:25:05.079 --> 01:25:08.239 you know, yeah, it was like it was kind of unsatisfying. Ending, 1697 01:25:08.279 --> 01:25:10.239 but I didn't like not have fun with it, and 1698 01:25:10.279 --> 01:25:12.600 I thought that that multiplayer mode was awesome. 1699 01:25:12.680 --> 01:25:16.000 A multiplayer I wish I got a chance to experience 1700 01:25:16.359 --> 01:25:16.640 was fun. 1701 01:25:16.680 --> 01:25:16.840 Man. 1702 01:25:16.880 --> 01:25:19.319 Yeah, just fucking the ship out of everything, and it 1703 01:25:19.399 --> 01:25:20.039 was just like horrid. 1704 01:25:20.479 --> 01:25:22.319 Yeah. Yeah. The way that I felt about it was like, 1705 01:25:22.439 --> 01:25:23.960 I mean, it's got a I don't know. The way 1706 01:25:23.960 --> 01:25:25.760 that I felt about it was like, Okay, like you 1707 01:25:25.960 --> 01:25:29.079 have like a wide you start off from, like everybody 1708 01:25:29.079 --> 01:25:30.920 starts off from the same place. You're Commander Shepherd, like 1709 01:25:30.920 --> 01:25:32.640 you have like maybe different background or whatever, but like 1710 01:25:32.960 --> 01:25:35.159 it starts off and then it spreads out right, and 1711 01:25:35.199 --> 01:25:36.720 then at the end of Master Fact three it kind 1712 01:25:36.720 --> 01:25:39.039 of closes back in, and I think everybody wanted it 1713 01:25:39.079 --> 01:25:40.760 to continue spreading out, and I was just like, I'm 1714 01:25:40.800 --> 01:25:42.319 fine with it kind of rapping. I mean, I want 1715 01:25:42.359 --> 01:25:44.720 to I want like a satisfying ending, which it didn't 1716 01:25:44.720 --> 01:25:47.800 really deliver. I guess it felt really reductive based on 1717 01:25:47.960 --> 01:25:49.399 the way the world was built. 1718 01:25:49.520 --> 01:25:50.039 That's the thing. 1719 01:25:50.199 --> 01:25:52.439 I think, the thing where I understand it's like the idea. 1720 01:25:52.640 --> 01:25:54.079 I guess I just don't like the way people reacted 1721 01:25:54.079 --> 01:25:54.760 about it, because I. 1722 01:25:54.760 --> 01:25:57.119 Think people overreacted. Yeah, I think I played the DLC, 1723 01:25:57.319 --> 01:25:59.840 so I know what happens, how it fixes itself. 1724 01:26:00.000 --> 01:26:01.800 Actually didn't play the Deal same, so like there's well, 1725 01:26:01.840 --> 01:26:03.479 all they did was want to play the legendary I 1726 01:26:03.520 --> 01:26:06.000 want to, like the only problem is so. 1727 01:26:06.800 --> 01:26:10.680 People were comparing it to other BioWare titles were like, say, 1728 01:26:10.720 --> 01:26:12.640 for example, if you play it always goes back to 1729 01:26:12.720 --> 01:26:17.039 Dragonage Organs because it's the one. So unfortunately, dragon Age 1730 01:26:17.079 --> 01:26:21.560 Origins nailed it with with an ending. Depending on how 1731 01:26:21.600 --> 01:26:23.960 you ended it, it gave you a nice little epilogue 1732 01:26:24.479 --> 01:26:28.720 of like, here's what happened from your choices, and it 1733 01:26:28.800 --> 01:26:32.720 gave it there was nothing and so unfortunately, which is 1734 01:26:32.920 --> 01:26:35.319 that's more of an EA thing or just a modern 1735 01:26:35.399 --> 01:26:37.800 game like we play. We had a whole Journey of 1736 01:26:38.159 --> 01:26:41.680 Gears three games, and the ending is just all right, 1737 01:26:41.760 --> 01:26:45.399 it's over and then it's over and so but since 1738 01:26:45.439 --> 01:26:48.399 it's not fucking bio, if that was if BioWare did that, 1739 01:26:48.479 --> 01:26:51.039 which they kind of almost did, where it just kind 1740 01:26:51.079 --> 01:26:53.479 of ended and they're like, oh, what happened to this planet? 1741 01:26:53.520 --> 01:26:55.840 What happened to this species? All the choices that I made? 1742 01:26:56.359 --> 01:26:59.880 So then they but but they released that free Deal. 1743 01:27:00.079 --> 01:27:01.800 See that gave you a little piece of that. 1744 01:27:01.920 --> 01:27:04.439 They gave you what essentially, because I feel like the 1745 01:27:04.479 --> 01:27:07.640 people that were mad about the lack of cannon, I 1746 01:27:07.640 --> 01:27:10.640 think it's pretty obvious what was canonical. Yeah, I think 1747 01:27:10.680 --> 01:27:13.079 it's extremely obvious if you if you weren't paying attention. 1748 01:27:13.119 --> 01:27:15.680 But there was people complaining about that. But when they 1749 01:27:15.760 --> 01:27:18.039 added that free DLC that gave you a little bit 1750 01:27:18.079 --> 01:27:21.159 of like an epilogue, I'm like, that's really what I 1751 01:27:21.319 --> 01:27:23.520 feel like most people wanted from the beginning. 1752 01:27:23.840 --> 01:27:23.960 Oh. 1753 01:27:24.039 --> 01:27:26.199 They also, to be fair, they hated the This isn't 1754 01:27:26.199 --> 01:27:28.039 really a spoiler because if I say this, you're not 1755 01:27:28.079 --> 01:27:29.560 gonna know what I'm talking about if you haven't played it. 1756 01:27:30.119 --> 01:27:34.479 The Catalyst. People hated the Catalyst when that was really stupid. 1757 01:27:34.680 --> 01:27:36.800 Fuck is this stupid bullshit? That was the dumbest thing 1758 01:27:36.840 --> 01:27:37.000 in it. 1759 01:27:37.119 --> 01:27:38.760 That is, I don't know why they added that. They 1760 01:27:38.760 --> 01:27:41.560 were like this, it was the thing that it's like 1761 01:27:42.239 --> 01:27:44.079 everything was going a certain way and it was like, 1762 01:27:44.119 --> 01:27:46.279 all right, this is fine, you don't have to explain anymore, 1763 01:27:46.319 --> 01:27:47.520 and they were like, nope. 1764 01:27:47.640 --> 01:27:51.399 Here catalyst. And I'm like, three is a better game 1765 01:27:51.600 --> 01:27:53.920 than two. Three is a better game than two. But 1766 01:27:54.000 --> 01:27:56.159 I think it like two feels better because it doesn't 1767 01:27:56.199 --> 01:27:59.399 have that it was two doesn't have anything stupid in it. Yeah, 1768 01:28:00.159 --> 01:28:03.640 just like really good. The entire time that is barely 1769 01:28:03.720 --> 01:28:08.079 a game is this loyalty literally fire if you don't 1770 01:28:08.239 --> 01:28:09.399 do the loyalty missions. 1771 01:28:09.920 --> 01:28:12.880 It is the biggest nothing game. It's so funny because 1772 01:28:12.880 --> 01:28:15.079 I've done that just like just to funk around. I'm like, 1773 01:28:15.079 --> 01:28:16.920 i want to see how everything shakes out. I'm not 1774 01:28:16.920 --> 01:28:19.479 going to upgrade my ship. I'm not going to do 1775 01:28:19.560 --> 01:28:20.399 loyalty everybody. 1776 01:28:21.159 --> 01:28:27.479 It is so funny. The fucking amount like half like 1777 01:28:27.600 --> 01:28:30.319 look at you have eleven squad eleven or twelve squad 1778 01:28:30.399 --> 01:28:32.760 members I can't remember, but like half will I die? 1779 01:28:33.319 --> 01:28:37.880 And so that's a lot like my favorite, my favorite, 1780 01:28:38.039 --> 01:28:41.880 especially uh how Garris can die the way that I 1781 01:28:41.960 --> 01:28:45.439 had him die. It's so funny because there's that one 1782 01:28:45.479 --> 01:28:48.159 when you you need a biotic to shield you from 1783 01:28:48.279 --> 01:28:51.239 the things that freeze freeze you. So there's that whole 1784 01:28:51.319 --> 01:28:54.359 mission where you need somebody. You typically want someone it 1785 01:28:54.359 --> 01:28:57.000 doesn't matter, but they make it act like you need 1786 01:28:57.119 --> 01:28:59.920 someone who's really good at biotics. You can use fucking 1787 01:29:00.079 --> 01:29:03.960 u use Randa Randa, even though she's not the pro 1788 01:29:04.399 --> 01:29:07.239 but but they would be like, oh you Samara, use 1789 01:29:07.279 --> 01:29:10.319 someone who's like use uh patient one. 1790 01:29:10.479 --> 01:29:13.159 Jack. Yeah, you know that's what they nothing happened to you, 1791 01:29:15.600 --> 01:29:18.239 that's the tattooed lady, right, Yeah, she's gonna smash her 1792 01:29:18.279 --> 01:29:21.560 calmer down a little bit like Jack's bit. 1793 01:29:21.960 --> 01:29:23.560 See, I like Jack because she's the only one you 1794 01:29:23.600 --> 01:29:27.159 can smash without romancing her, you know you just like 1795 01:29:27.239 --> 01:29:29.560 you can just have you can just have a moment 1796 01:29:29.640 --> 01:29:31.359 with her. It's like in the first game, you can 1797 01:29:31.479 --> 01:29:35.880 you smash that fucking that escort and then you're just, yeah. 1798 01:29:35.760 --> 01:29:39.920 I don't know. Mass effect I think is it's really cool, 1799 01:29:39.960 --> 01:29:40.720 Like I love. 1800 01:29:42.600 --> 01:29:44.920 Yeah, don't give a fuck. I like Lear because she 1801 01:29:44.960 --> 01:29:47.000 doesn't care about that. That's like, say, there's a oh 1802 01:29:47.159 --> 01:29:50.399 so if you if you didn't if you start flirting 1803 01:29:50.479 --> 01:29:54.279 mass fact one, you flirt with Ashley and and leara 1804 01:29:54.960 --> 01:29:58.359 there's a little face off where she they're basically like 1805 01:29:58.399 --> 01:30:00.560 you have to choose between and then you can be 1806 01:30:00.720 --> 01:30:03.760 fucking dope ass fucking renegade Shepherd and be like why 1807 01:30:03.880 --> 01:30:04.359 not both? 1808 01:30:04.920 --> 01:30:06.880 And that's the best because I always choose that, right, 1809 01:30:07.319 --> 01:30:07.640 And then. 1810 01:30:07.600 --> 01:30:12.439 I was dating both carlike and fucking I did the 1811 01:30:12.520 --> 01:30:15.239 glitch thing. Yeah, I was dating them, and I guess 1812 01:30:16.760 --> 01:30:18.279 you can't do that in the first one though, And 1813 01:30:18.439 --> 01:30:21.520 uh in Mass Effect because Ashley gets pissed off because 1814 01:30:21.520 --> 01:30:24.039 like you're disgusting pig and liars, like I don't give fuck. 1815 01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:27.760 Yeah. The way that I feel about RPGs in general 1816 01:30:27.920 --> 01:30:30.199 is like I don't I don't know if I because 1817 01:30:30.239 --> 01:30:32.520 it's so much of I guess Mass Effect is a 1818 01:30:32.520 --> 01:30:34.800 little bit differently because it's you're you're playing like you 1819 01:30:34.880 --> 01:30:38.640 know Shepherd and you're like you're very distinctly a character. Yeah, 1820 01:30:40.520 --> 01:30:43.720 I don't necessarily care like where it ends because like 1821 01:30:43.800 --> 01:30:46.000 it's really about like kind of how you go you 1822 01:30:46.079 --> 01:30:47.039 know me. 1823 01:30:47.279 --> 01:30:49.880 The problem is that I think RPG's the nature of 1824 01:30:50.000 --> 01:30:51.640 RPGs is supposed to be there supposed to be so 1825 01:30:51.760 --> 01:30:55.640 much variation of what happens. So I think most endings 1826 01:30:55.800 --> 01:30:59.760 is fine, but I think one ending is fine because 1827 01:30:59.760 --> 01:31:01.560 I think things have to end, have to close. I 1828 01:31:01.560 --> 01:31:03.640 think that's one thing that like there's a cannon. One 1829 01:31:03.680 --> 01:31:05.199 thing is gonna happen for the most part, you know, 1830 01:31:05.600 --> 01:31:08.079 But like when you do open up multiple ways and 1831 01:31:08.159 --> 01:31:10.520 like a lot of decisions really matter. They go on 1832 01:31:10.640 --> 01:31:13.399 mattering a lot throughout the whole entire series when it's 1833 01:31:13.560 --> 01:31:15.840 just kind of one bottleneck at the end that can 1834 01:31:15.920 --> 01:31:16.720 still go got mad. 1835 01:31:16.960 --> 01:31:18.000 I get it. I just don't get why. 1836 01:31:18.079 --> 01:31:18.279 That's what. 1837 01:31:18.319 --> 01:31:22.199 I don't care why people get always has to happen. 1838 01:31:22.279 --> 01:31:24.640 It's just there's always gonna be one can like there's 1839 01:31:24.680 --> 01:31:26.119 those one it's gonna lead to. 1840 01:31:26.359 --> 01:31:28.680 Like I've always I've heard this criticism so many times, 1841 01:31:28.720 --> 01:31:31.479 and it never made sense to me in one unless 1842 01:31:31.479 --> 01:31:34.119 you're reading a book that's like, oh, turn to this 1843 01:31:34.319 --> 01:31:35.920 page if you want to go to this thing, and 1844 01:31:36.000 --> 01:31:38.000 then it just goes off in this wild tangent like 1845 01:31:38.039 --> 01:31:39.880 you ever read any of those books. If you want 1846 01:31:39.960 --> 01:31:41.840 this decision, go to this page. If you want decision, 1847 01:31:41.880 --> 01:31:43.920 go to this page. It'll be some wild shit. But 1848 01:31:44.279 --> 01:31:47.760 when you're making a video game, unless you have like 1849 01:31:47.920 --> 01:31:51.359 what a different disc, like, it's gotta to make it 1850 01:31:51.439 --> 01:31:54.720 an entirely different game, Like of course, it's always gonna 1851 01:31:54.760 --> 01:31:57.520 still be a simple like the same linear wrap up 1852 01:31:57.920 --> 01:32:00.880 because it's the same fucking game. Otherwise, like what do 1853 01:32:00.880 --> 01:32:02.399 you want? People do you wanted to turn into an 1854 01:32:02.399 --> 01:32:04.960 almost completely different game. So people are asking too much 1855 01:32:05.399 --> 01:32:08.760 and so it's gonna end. You're gonna at some we 1856 01:32:08.840 --> 01:32:11.239 all know. It's not a spoiler. You're gonna defeat the 1857 01:32:11.319 --> 01:32:15.920 fucking reapers eventually. That's the whole thing. Somehow, How is 1858 01:32:16.640 --> 01:32:18.760 the way that it gets done might be a teeny 1859 01:32:18.800 --> 01:32:21.720 bit different. The outcome of doing something is gonna be 1860 01:32:21.720 --> 01:32:24.079 a little bit different. I don't feel like that's a 1861 01:32:24.600 --> 01:32:26.000 bad thing. I feel like that's. 1862 01:32:25.880 --> 01:32:28.760 Pretty Uh, it's an inspiram. It's like, you're obviously going 1863 01:32:28.800 --> 01:32:30.520 to fight that dragon. Yeah, you're gonna fuck up all 1864 01:32:30.600 --> 01:32:36.359 the weed, right, or you just not do it? Should 1865 01:32:37.760 --> 01:32:40.159 starts going through their first thing? They help? What do 1866 01:32:40.199 --> 01:32:45.399 you mean? They very much like crazy? Yeah, mine thought 1867 01:32:45.439 --> 01:32:48.560 of my mass Everyone is like I just I think one. 1868 01:32:48.720 --> 01:32:51.760 I played one game. I played one when it was new, Yeah, 1869 01:32:52.039 --> 01:32:55.000 and I hated it. I like, I couldn't believe how bad, 1870 01:32:55.359 --> 01:32:58.720 like how it felt. It just felt so abysmal to play. 1871 01:32:58.800 --> 01:33:01.680 It ran like fucking twelve frames a second. It was. 1872 01:33:02.159 --> 01:33:04.079 It didn't feel good to play. There's like a lot 1873 01:33:04.079 --> 01:33:08.199 of quality of life changes in the remake or the Spring. 1874 01:33:08.760 --> 01:33:13.640 The sprinting sprinting, no, no, no, the original sprinting was 1875 01:33:13.720 --> 01:33:16.239 the most bad shit. It would literally be like two 1876 01:33:16.279 --> 01:33:18.520 and a half seconds of sprinting, and it would be 1877 01:33:18.640 --> 01:33:21.920 like this, you're lightly jogging and then you go and 1878 01:33:22.000 --> 01:33:24.960 then you run out. It is the most like you 1879 01:33:25.000 --> 01:33:27.760 would sprint so fast for like two seconds and then 1880 01:33:27.800 --> 01:33:29.439 I'm like, this is mass effect. 1881 01:33:29.840 --> 01:33:32.560 I'm not even exaggerating when I say this. I can't 1882 01:33:32.600 --> 01:33:34.039 even believe that I'm about to say this, but I 1883 01:33:34.399 --> 01:33:38.079 really believe it in my heart. Mass Effect one on 1884 01:33:38.119 --> 01:33:42.680 the original three sixty feels worse to play than fucking 1885 01:33:42.760 --> 01:33:45.920 Kotor does. Like I'm not even exaggerating when I say 1886 01:33:46.359 --> 01:33:49.239 because I played Kotor recently granted on newer hardware, so 1887 01:33:49.319 --> 01:33:51.720 it's like it had a boost, of course, but like 1888 01:33:52.960 --> 01:33:56.079 just moving around as Shepherd in Masarek one felt like 1889 01:33:57.159 --> 01:34:01.279 being molested. Like it's just crazy how bad it was 1890 01:34:02.880 --> 01:34:05.119 so such a good game that you think it's good 1891 01:34:05.119 --> 01:34:06.399 when you play it and you're like, this is not 1892 01:34:06.479 --> 01:34:10.800 a good game. Sure, I know. I like new people 1893 01:34:11.039 --> 01:34:12.000 listening to this podcast. 1894 01:34:12.119 --> 01:34:16.399 I've I've been You're like, I'm so in this universe 1895 01:34:16.479 --> 01:34:18.159 now that I'm looking up at the sky and the sun, 1896 01:34:18.239 --> 01:34:19.199 and I'm like, oh, that's pretty good. 1897 01:34:22.640 --> 01:34:27.119 You're like it's fucking stupid. I played up I played, uh, 1898 01:34:27.560 --> 01:34:32.199 what was it? The not survivor the Falling Order after it, 1899 01:34:32.279 --> 01:34:34.239 and then I'm just laughing because I'm like, I can't 1900 01:34:34.279 --> 01:34:37.560 believe what my eyes were doing playing Codo, because now 1901 01:34:37.600 --> 01:34:40.039 I'm playing this modern game and I'm like, oh. 1902 01:34:40.000 --> 01:34:44.399 Yeah, fine, you were in fact praising the game. Yeah, 1903 01:34:44.640 --> 01:34:46.279 this looks pretty good. I like, and I feel like 1904 01:34:46.399 --> 01:34:47.960 I like the way that Mandalorian looks. 1905 01:34:49.239 --> 01:34:50.960 I feel like we can do that though, since we 1906 01:34:51.039 --> 01:34:53.439 grew up with like those games too, we grew up 1907 01:34:53.439 --> 01:34:57.439 with those graphics. I imagine a kid now could never 1908 01:34:58.079 --> 01:34:59.880 sink into the game the way that I did and 1909 01:35:00.039 --> 01:35:03.840 appreciate the shitty sun because at some point, I feel like, 1910 01:35:04.000 --> 01:35:05.039 I know it looked. 1911 01:35:04.840 --> 01:35:08.359 Good to me, So maybe it's that I agree. Yeah, 1912 01:35:08.399 --> 01:35:08.680 I don't know. 1913 01:35:08.760 --> 01:35:12.520 Like I looked that, I thought Melee was unbelievably believe graphics. Younger, 1914 01:35:12.920 --> 01:35:15.199 I look at Melee and I'm like, what the fuck 1915 01:35:15.439 --> 01:35:17.960 was I saying, have a face, dude. 1916 01:35:18.439 --> 01:35:21.680 Dreamcast When when they did the remake of A or 1917 01:35:21.800 --> 01:35:24.479 the what do you call it? Remaster of a resid 1918 01:35:24.520 --> 01:35:26.760 Evil two and they put on Dreamcast, I was like 1919 01:35:27.600 --> 01:35:28.760 blown the fuck away. 1920 01:35:28.760 --> 01:35:30.920 I was like, this is crazy. I can't believe this, 1921 01:35:31.079 --> 01:35:32.560 and that's impressive to stuff for the time. 1922 01:35:32.680 --> 01:35:36.119 Have you seen those zombies They looked so stickd they 1923 01:35:36.159 --> 01:35:37.000 were even scared me. 1924 01:35:37.199 --> 01:35:40.039 But what they actually scared me more it was the 1925 01:35:40.399 --> 01:35:44.239 awkward moving that the like steps they would make, and 1926 01:35:44.279 --> 01:35:46.960 then the moaning. I hated that ship. Yeah. I think 1927 01:35:47.039 --> 01:35:49.279 the less high definition things are, the more like you're 1928 01:35:49.399 --> 01:35:52.079 you kind of have to imagine it's and it actually 1929 01:35:52.119 --> 01:35:53.920 fucked with it. I would. 1930 01:35:54.039 --> 01:35:56.279 So we always talk about what universe would you be 1931 01:35:56.359 --> 01:35:58.119 in that one if there were zombies? 1932 01:35:58.279 --> 01:36:01.359 No, no, only not that because of the other ship, 1933 01:36:01.520 --> 01:36:04.319 Like the regular zombies are fine, but then the other 1934 01:36:05.520 --> 01:36:06.680 same The. 1935 01:36:06.840 --> 01:36:10.159 Stipulation is those other ones have not happened. Let's just 1936 01:36:10.520 --> 01:36:12.720 let's just talk about zombies. Of course, I wouldn't want 1937 01:36:12.880 --> 01:36:17.840 if there were. Mistress fucking flash. 1938 01:36:18.279 --> 01:36:22.960 Yeah, he just goes fast. I hate that about him 1939 01:36:23.079 --> 01:36:23.680 so much. 1940 01:36:24.199 --> 01:36:28.520 Busting through the walls. It's crazy as tentacles back in 1941 01:36:28.600 --> 01:36:32.640 the day, even like in in the regular PS one, 1942 01:36:33.039 --> 01:36:35.479 you just bust through the wall and then he would 1943 01:36:35.680 --> 01:36:38.199 tower over you and do the slowest charge up like 1944 01:36:38.279 --> 01:36:41.399 he's I'm like, like you do the you do the 1945 01:36:41.479 --> 01:36:47.479 slow That ship is terrible because you can't just you 1946 01:36:47.560 --> 01:36:48.920 can't just run away immediately. 1947 01:36:48.960 --> 01:36:51.000 You have to turn first. Oh yeah, you have to. 1948 01:36:51.399 --> 01:36:53.720 You have to turn by doing the DP pad right 1949 01:36:53.800 --> 01:36:57.359 or left, and and then then you press up to 1950 01:36:57.439 --> 01:37:03.079 go forward like those mechanics. Capcom fucking direct that direction 1951 01:37:03.199 --> 01:37:05.239 thing whatever it was called. Yeah, that's why. 1952 01:37:05.960 --> 01:37:07.720 That's why it made it way harder because the opening 1953 01:37:07.840 --> 01:37:11.359 scene you need to run very straight. If you're slightly 1954 01:37:11.399 --> 01:37:13.279 at a curve, you're run into one of those fuckers. 1955 01:37:14.439 --> 01:37:16.319 It made it scary. It did make it a lot scary. 1956 01:37:16.399 --> 01:37:16.800 It really did. 1957 01:37:16.960 --> 01:37:18.119 I miss those games so much. 1958 01:37:18.199 --> 01:37:21.279 Man, they're fun. The fixed camera also kind of fucked 1959 01:37:21.319 --> 01:37:22.720 with you too, because you didn't know it was about. 1960 01:37:22.760 --> 01:37:24.920 You're like, all right, so I can only see I 1961 01:37:24.960 --> 01:37:26.239 can't see what's going on over here. 1962 01:37:26.680 --> 01:37:28.920 And even though your character realistically would. 1963 01:37:28.680 --> 01:37:32.439 Be exactly what did you get moments around walls when 1964 01:37:32.439 --> 01:37:34.439 you're like, you get you don't have that, But then 1965 01:37:34.479 --> 01:37:35.079 you have moments that you. 1966 01:37:35.079 --> 01:37:37.199 Can go near a wall and just look around and 1967 01:37:37.279 --> 01:37:38.600 see stuff over there. I do that ship. 1968 01:37:38.960 --> 01:37:41.039 I know that's peaking in games, and I know it's 1969 01:37:41.119 --> 01:37:43.119 kind of an asshole thing to do, but I do 1970 01:37:43.279 --> 01:37:45.800 that in every single game I play. 1971 01:37:45.920 --> 01:37:48.159 I got it. I think that's what's what's an ass, 1972 01:37:48.319 --> 01:37:49.000 what's happening. 1973 01:37:48.960 --> 01:37:50.399 When you do when you're play and shoot it Like 1974 01:37:50.439 --> 01:37:53.199 in Destiny and Destiny and Trials. I used to do 1975 01:37:53.279 --> 01:37:54.840 that ship all the time where I crouched and I 1976 01:37:54.880 --> 01:37:57.199 would do emos. I could sit around the corner team 1977 01:37:57.279 --> 01:37:59.640 someone's there and it's kind of as wholeish. 1978 01:37:59.720 --> 01:38:02.279 That's a balance. They didn't get rid of that, though, 1979 01:38:02.279 --> 01:38:06.560 didn't they. That's how. 1980 01:38:08.319 --> 01:38:10.119 That's I mean, that's what I love, Like, that's I 1981 01:38:10.279 --> 01:38:15.279 loved that. Was it cyberpunk like because in first person 1982 01:38:15.319 --> 01:38:18.319 I always always criticized like the my limitations, but I 1983 01:38:18.560 --> 01:38:21.600 like that, like, oh, it's reacting kind of remind me 1984 01:38:21.640 --> 01:38:24.720 of Rainbow six Siege. I guess, well, it was reacting 1985 01:38:24.800 --> 01:38:27.199 to like the corner, like the way that I'm kind 1986 01:38:27.199 --> 01:38:27.960 of peeking. 1987 01:38:27.680 --> 01:38:29.199 Over the way that I would if I was a 1988 01:38:29.319 --> 01:38:33.279 real fucking person, I wouldn't just go get my head 1989 01:38:33.279 --> 01:38:33.760 blown off. 1990 01:38:34.039 --> 01:38:36.159 I'm fucking like you know. And I was like, oh, 1991 01:38:36.239 --> 01:38:38.520 it's cool as ship like. I like, that's that's all 1992 01:38:38.560 --> 01:38:41.079 I want. I just want more like uh, because like 1993 01:38:41.119 --> 01:38:44.159 a third person is doing okay, I can see way 1994 01:38:44.239 --> 01:38:47.800 more than I should. Obviously, obviously, but I like that 1995 01:38:47.840 --> 01:38:49.760 I can actually hug and then I can shoot. 1996 01:38:50.199 --> 01:38:51.880 I can do things that I That was one of 1997 01:38:51.880 --> 01:38:53.399 the coolest things about the original Gears of a Ward 1998 01:38:53.439 --> 01:38:57.720 to me was the cover blind fire blind That was 1999 01:38:57.760 --> 01:38:58.079 so cool. 2000 01:38:58.079 --> 01:39:02.000 I was like that that, Yeah, especially if you if 2001 01:39:02.039 --> 01:39:05.000 you're trying to cover somebody, do blind fire and then 2002 01:39:05.079 --> 01:39:05.520 let them. 2003 01:39:05.479 --> 01:39:08.079 Flank, Like that's what you would do. It super not 2004 01:39:08.159 --> 01:39:10.279 gonna pop up and like in movies and movies will 2005 01:39:10.359 --> 01:39:10.960 always cover me. 2006 01:39:11.079 --> 01:39:13.279 Then they'll get out of cover and like, how are 2007 01:39:13.319 --> 01:39:16.479 you not getting shot in the face, Like you're exposed. 2008 01:39:18.399 --> 01:39:21.279 You're exposed, sir. I know you're trying to draw the fire, 2009 01:39:21.399 --> 01:39:25.720 but you're literally gonna doe. Gears. Here's multiplayers. 2010 01:39:26.520 --> 01:39:26.920 I would get. 2011 01:39:27.640 --> 01:39:30.720 I would get and that like I had no hope 2012 01:39:30.720 --> 01:39:33.960 of being good in that game. People would like because 2013 01:39:33.960 --> 01:39:36.039 there's like I don't know, yeah, cancel the slide, cancels 2014 01:39:36.079 --> 01:39:38.600 to cover. Yeah, they would like bounce between walls and 2015 01:39:38.680 --> 01:39:40.159 like I got kind of good at that, but like 2016 01:39:40.319 --> 01:39:45.279 eventually you just you turn the corner and then you know. 2017 01:39:45.840 --> 01:39:47.159 I'd play. I'd play. 2018 01:39:47.479 --> 01:39:50.079 I played three with the off shotgun. That gun was 2019 01:39:50.279 --> 01:39:53.000 so toxic in three dude online. It was like I 2020 01:39:53.039 --> 01:39:55.199 would fight some guy I went to Like, first of all, 2021 01:39:55.399 --> 01:39:58.279 that's before I like unlocked my ability to play shooting games. 2022 01:39:58.319 --> 01:40:01.199 Well, so I was like, like I'd play Halo. 2023 01:40:01.319 --> 01:40:03.840 I would give fucking talk shit too, because I would 2024 01:40:03.840 --> 01:40:06.840 be garbage and I'd get like three four good kills 2025 01:40:07.199 --> 01:40:09.199 and I'd have like eleven deaths. 2026 01:40:10.279 --> 01:40:14.640 Like I'm so. I remember my friend Justin in high school, 2027 01:40:14.680 --> 01:40:16.920 Like he he got me into Gears of War and 2028 01:40:17.359 --> 01:40:19.760 he would like we would play together and we would 2029 01:40:19.760 --> 01:40:21.359 do like these these custom match and he was so 2030 01:40:21.520 --> 01:40:23.840 good at it, and it pissed me off because like 2031 01:40:23.920 --> 01:40:26.239 he just understood he understood something about the sniper that 2032 01:40:26.279 --> 01:40:31.000 I just didn't understand, because sometimes the headshots don't register 2033 01:40:31.239 --> 01:40:33.439 or something like there's like a specific part that you 2034 01:40:33.520 --> 01:40:36.159 have to aim at, and I would like spawn and 2035 01:40:36.279 --> 01:40:40.600 then my head would vanish and then I would like 2036 01:40:40.760 --> 01:40:42.319 my body would still be standing there and then it 2037 01:40:42.359 --> 01:40:44.840 would eventually like slump over and I'm like, what are 2038 01:40:44.920 --> 01:40:47.319 you doing? I swear to got he was like hit 2039 01:40:47.439 --> 01:40:50.000 firing somehow too, Like I don't I don't get it. 2040 01:40:50.600 --> 01:40:55.319 He was unreasonable. He was not doing that. I knew him. 2041 01:40:55.319 --> 01:40:56.960 Mom to him that he was not savvy enough to 2042 01:40:57.000 --> 01:40:58.800 do any of that. It was just like, how the 2043 01:40:58.880 --> 01:40:59.600 fuck are you doing this? 2044 01:40:59.680 --> 01:40:59.840 Man? 2045 01:41:00.800 --> 01:41:04.119 So people were just good at that ships. I never 2046 01:41:04.199 --> 01:41:04.439 had that. 2047 01:41:04.520 --> 01:41:06.159 I would just give him ask I get shout up, 2048 01:41:06.159 --> 01:41:08.079 so I got blown the pieces. I would get fucking landed. 2049 01:41:08.239 --> 01:41:09.840 I'd kill one guy and one guy would come and 2050 01:41:09.960 --> 01:41:12.439 land before my dick off. I'd be like, I hate 2051 01:41:12.479 --> 01:41:13.640 this game so much. 2052 01:41:14.319 --> 01:41:16.239 There are people that were Yeah, they became mainacs in 2053 01:41:16.319 --> 01:41:18.359 that game. And Chris would like, every time I pop 2054 01:41:18.399 --> 01:41:20.039 got covered, he would just blow my head off. 2055 01:41:20.079 --> 01:41:22.439 And I'm like, and funny is the gears You'd pop 2056 01:41:22.520 --> 01:41:25.279 out right and your body would just fall and have 2057 01:41:25.520 --> 01:41:26.600 it behind the walls. 2058 01:41:27.199 --> 01:41:29.720 Yeah, and I'm like, oh my god, why is so bad? 2059 01:41:30.119 --> 01:41:36.279 Revive Ma sold sold my virginity, Sold my virginity for 2060 01:41:36.319 --> 01:41:40.079 a loofy? Sticker wrote in Nice he says, what is 2061 01:41:40.159 --> 01:41:42.199 the best piece of iral advice you got from a 2062 01:41:42.319 --> 01:41:46.279 podcast or show. I've been using cocoa butter since Derek 2063 01:41:46.319 --> 01:41:49.319 talked about it on the Stark Tank. Oh yeah. Also 2064 01:41:49.359 --> 01:41:51.680 shout out to Derek and Chris for arguing with people 2065 01:41:51.720 --> 01:41:54.039 on Twitter. Good ship It's not there's there's nothing good 2066 01:41:54.079 --> 01:41:59.079 about that. It's rare. It's rare, it's annoying. I didn't. 2067 01:41:59.079 --> 01:42:01.319 I don't do it that often more, but there was 2068 01:42:01.439 --> 01:42:03.920 one that, like I just it's every once in while 2069 01:42:03.920 --> 01:42:05.079 I'll see something that's just too stupid. 2070 01:42:05.119 --> 01:42:06.479 You have to say something. I try to engage with 2071 01:42:06.520 --> 01:42:08.520 people honestly, and then it's just like and nobody wants 2072 01:42:08.560 --> 01:42:11.000 to hear it, like I had. Like I was talking 2073 01:42:11.000 --> 01:42:12.920 about r f K this morning because he was talking 2074 01:42:12.920 --> 01:42:14.960 about like the spike and autism over like the last 2075 01:42:15.039 --> 01:42:18.880 like one hundred years, and he doesn't understand yeah, or 2076 01:42:19.039 --> 01:42:21.880 or just like quality like the way that we diagnose. 2077 01:42:21.520 --> 01:42:25.039 It find autism as like severe mental retalk. Like I 2078 01:42:25.119 --> 01:42:26.600 feel like that's not even right way I'm saying it is. 2079 01:42:27.159 --> 01:42:28.960 No, he's that's what he was describing it like that 2080 01:42:29.239 --> 01:42:31.359 was like they're nonverbal, they're stumbling. It's like that's not 2081 01:42:31.800 --> 01:42:36.000 that's it's it's way deeper. Yeah, that's not autism at all, 2082 01:42:36.159 --> 01:42:38.039 Like it's some there's very case but. 2083 01:42:39.680 --> 01:42:42.399 Very rare case of like you know when you're talking 2084 01:42:42.439 --> 01:42:44.560 about like the spectrum where there's some people that are 2085 01:42:45.039 --> 01:42:48.840 clearly on that is so not the norm, and he's 2086 01:42:48.880 --> 01:42:49.479 acting like it. 2087 01:42:49.600 --> 01:42:53.920 Is or something. He talks about it. They can't. He 2088 01:42:54.039 --> 01:42:56.680 talks about it. He talks about it as if like 2089 01:42:57.039 --> 01:43:00.960 that's the case, that's like three hundred times more common, 2090 01:43:01.600 --> 01:43:03.560 you know, like that's what he's talking about, Like it's 2091 01:43:03.600 --> 01:43:05.079 three hundred times more I was like, that's not right. 2092 01:43:05.079 --> 01:43:07.119 And he also doesn't understand right, the statistics of like 2093 01:43:07.239 --> 01:43:10.439 why things have grown exponentially. If you if you think 2094 01:43:10.479 --> 01:43:14.239 about like say, oh, here, here's here's an easy thing. Uh, 2095 01:43:15.159 --> 01:43:21.319 if you look at the statistics of STIs within senior citizens, like, 2096 01:43:22.119 --> 01:43:26.479 does that mean, oh, there is an epidemic of actual 2097 01:43:26.600 --> 01:43:28.920 sti's that are just they just sprop they came out 2098 01:43:28.920 --> 01:43:31.720 of nowhere? Or is it that oh, old people are 2099 01:43:31.840 --> 01:43:35.000 using fucking sialis and stuff and they're fucking more and 2100 01:43:35.159 --> 01:43:37.640 so therefore diseases and older people are spending way more 2101 01:43:37.680 --> 01:43:39.920 than they ever did before. Same thing with like autism. 2102 01:43:40.039 --> 01:43:42.199 It's like, oh, yeah, the percentages are way higher because 2103 01:43:42.239 --> 01:43:44.479 we now have technology to detect it. 2104 01:43:44.760 --> 01:43:47.920 Yeah, way more socially aware to know. No, but that's 2105 01:43:48.039 --> 01:43:49.840 that's and that's what I said. And then somebody was like, 2106 01:43:49.960 --> 01:43:53.199 so you're saying that the chemicals that they're putting in 2107 01:43:53.279 --> 01:43:57.199 our food is not affected and our terrible diet as 2108 01:43:57.199 --> 01:44:00.439 Americans is not affecting the way that we develop. And 2109 01:44:00.479 --> 01:44:02.399 it was just like, that's not what anybody said. Never, 2110 01:44:02.640 --> 01:44:05.119 he didn't even see it. I didn't. In fact, none 2111 01:44:05.159 --> 01:44:07.560 of those words were even in my original statement. Yeah, 2112 01:44:08.199 --> 01:44:09.760 like people just talk past each other to the point 2113 01:44:09.800 --> 01:44:11.119 where it's just like there's really no point. 2114 01:44:11.239 --> 01:44:13.439 Yeah, it's when you get to that point you can't 2115 01:44:13.439 --> 01:44:15.520 at Yeah, there' certain people because I saw you actually 2116 01:44:15.880 --> 01:44:20.319 have a conversation with somebody on God forbid our real 2117 01:44:21.079 --> 01:44:25.600 of Oh that guy, what the fucks that Uh, I 2118 01:44:25.640 --> 01:44:28.800 don't even know what is he called? Like maga snake, 2119 01:44:28.840 --> 01:44:30.399 I don't even call them whatever. 2120 01:44:30.399 --> 01:44:31.079 I don't know that thing. 2121 01:44:31.119 --> 01:44:33.079 When we were just fucking around bridge and he was 2122 01:44:33.520 --> 01:44:38.600 there was just really obtoose people just not just being 2123 01:44:38.680 --> 01:44:41.800 so unreasonable, and you try to reason with them. You 2124 01:44:41.840 --> 01:44:45.039 will do the very best. You will give them statistics, 2125 01:44:45.119 --> 01:44:47.720 you will explain everything, and they still refute it. And 2126 01:44:47.760 --> 01:44:50.600 you're like, oh, at this point, we can't talk because 2127 01:44:50.720 --> 01:44:52.399 you refuse to just ignowl. 2128 01:44:52.239 --> 01:44:55.159 Like there is a I don't know what's why people, 2129 01:44:56.039 --> 01:44:56.640 I don't know what it is. 2130 01:44:56.680 --> 01:44:58.720 I don't know if it's they're they're they're mimicking like 2131 01:44:58.880 --> 01:45:02.000 the punits and the the social media influences that they're 2132 01:45:02.000 --> 01:45:04.960 listening to, maybe or how they can never admit they're wrong. 2133 01:45:05.000 --> 01:45:07.600 But they're grifting, so they're obviously not gonna admit that 2134 01:45:07.600 --> 01:45:09.439 they're wrong. That's the whole point of their grift. But 2135 01:45:09.560 --> 01:45:12.920 a regular person, there's nothing wrong with being wrong. That 2136 01:45:13.039 --> 01:45:16.239 means you're human. You're like, oh, I got some information wrong. 2137 01:45:16.279 --> 01:45:19.079 Oh shit, and then you just you move on, Yeah, 2138 01:45:19.119 --> 01:45:19.479 you move on. 2139 01:45:19.880 --> 01:45:22.199 But these people are acting like the grifters where they're 2140 01:45:22.239 --> 01:45:25.880 like they can't admit defeat because they will lose money. Yeah, 2141 01:45:25.920 --> 01:45:27.880 it's like you don't have anything to lose, but yeah, 2142 01:45:27.960 --> 01:45:29.760 it's I'm just like, why are you acting like this? 2143 01:45:29.880 --> 01:45:32.039 Who do you think you are to think that you 2144 01:45:32.880 --> 01:45:36.279 always have the correct information, because I sure as fucked don't. 2145 01:45:36.960 --> 01:45:41.039 Yeah, fucking how many times? There's no fear? 2146 01:45:41.119 --> 01:45:44.520 There is no there is no consequence, not like a grifter, right, 2147 01:45:44.600 --> 01:45:49.239 there is a consequence for continuously conceding that you keep 2148 01:45:49.279 --> 01:45:52.600 getting information wrong. Then people will start being onto your grift. 2149 01:45:52.640 --> 01:45:55.039 They'll be like, this guy sucks, he keeps getting things wrong, 2150 01:45:55.239 --> 01:45:59.159 So you just admit that that you're right. You never 2151 01:45:59.239 --> 01:46:03.960 admit it, don't the videos down, don't acknowledge it. So yeah, 2152 01:46:03.960 --> 01:46:06.920 I don't know. Yeah, so yeah, I just the best 2153 01:46:07.319 --> 01:46:09.000 best piece of IRL advice I ever got from a 2154 01:46:09.000 --> 01:46:13.199 podcasts or show. I don't nothing's coming to mind, advice, 2155 01:46:13.600 --> 01:46:15.560 piece of advisor or like a trick. I guess because 2156 01:46:15.640 --> 01:46:18.199 he did. He did to talk about like getting cocoa 2157 01:46:18.239 --> 01:46:23.239 butter for you. Cool. Well, sure there's I'm sure there's rules. Sure, 2158 01:46:23.279 --> 01:46:26.279 there's like things that I that I heard from like 2159 01:46:26.359 --> 01:46:28.279 TV shows or movies that I was like, oh, I'm 2160 01:46:28.279 --> 01:46:30.279 probably gonna do that. I know something. 2161 01:46:31.800 --> 01:46:35.960 So I back when I was really into working out 2162 01:46:35.960 --> 01:46:40.479 a lot, I fell for the the like the supplement 2163 01:46:40.520 --> 01:46:43.560 industry obviously is fucking crazy, but there was one like, 2164 01:46:43.680 --> 01:46:47.600 say so BCA's blockchain amino acids. This was something that 2165 01:46:47.720 --> 01:46:49.800 I thought was a good idea because they exploded onto 2166 01:46:49.840 --> 01:46:52.000 the market. They're like, oh, get your blockchain of mino acids, 2167 01:46:52.000 --> 01:46:56.079 which is just a few of the nine essential amino acids. 2168 01:46:56.079 --> 01:46:58.640 It's probably like three of them. Sometimes the supplement might 2169 01:46:58.720 --> 01:47:02.319 have four. And I thought, oh, this is a good idea. 2170 01:47:02.920 --> 01:47:06.239 And when someone explained to me, like on a podcast 2171 01:47:06.399 --> 01:47:10.239 that if you eat enough protein, like just chicken whatever, 2172 01:47:10.960 --> 01:47:13.520 the blockchains are on in there, plus the other essential 2173 01:47:13.760 --> 01:47:16.279 amino acids you know that make up like a like 2174 01:47:16.800 --> 01:47:19.319 the protein that you need to grow and recover and 2175 01:47:19.359 --> 01:47:21.760 all this stuff. All of most of this shit is 2176 01:47:21.920 --> 01:47:25.079 like snake oil unless you're like someone who just doesn't 2177 01:47:25.119 --> 01:47:28.920 get protein enough of it via a way shake or 2178 01:47:29.239 --> 01:47:31.600 chicken or meat or whatever. There are some people that 2179 01:47:31.760 --> 01:47:34.319 just don't do that and they should supplement, like people 2180 01:47:34.359 --> 01:47:36.960 who are deficient in certain vitamins and minerals, they should supplement. 2181 01:47:37.600 --> 01:47:42.319 And I was like you, like, thank you for giving 2182 01:47:42.560 --> 01:47:46.000 this information is very vital to because it is such 2183 01:47:46.039 --> 01:47:48.119 a waste of money because if you just if you 2184 01:47:49.399 --> 01:47:52.800 overdo protein at a certain point, it's not gonna do 2185 01:47:52.840 --> 01:47:57.079 anything for me. Yeah, you've already you're you've replenished your 2186 01:47:57.119 --> 01:47:58.640 body and you built it up enough, and at a 2187 01:47:58.680 --> 01:48:00.920 certain point it just becomes a waste. And so like 2188 01:48:01.119 --> 01:48:05.239 getting information like that could be so crucial to not 2189 01:48:05.439 --> 01:48:08.399 be taken for a ride, I guess, and and save 2190 01:48:08.479 --> 01:48:10.119 you fucking money because I thought it was a good 2191 01:48:10.119 --> 01:48:10.640 idea at first. 2192 01:48:10.680 --> 01:48:14.359 It's like oh yeah, yeah, similar to me, There was 2193 01:48:14.399 --> 01:48:17.680 a podcast that was really really homophobic, and it taught 2194 01:48:17.720 --> 01:48:19.119 me a lot about hating gay people. 2195 01:48:19.640 --> 01:48:21.239 And I just learned a lot. I just learned a 2196 01:48:21.279 --> 01:48:23.520 lot from it. I was like, oh, man, they really 2197 01:48:23.680 --> 01:48:26.800 are bad. I appreciate that. God is really gonna be upset. 2198 01:48:26.840 --> 01:48:29.039 That's when he finally shows up. God's gonna cut them down, 2199 01:48:29.520 --> 01:48:31.159 you know, and then me if I try to help them, 2200 01:48:31.199 --> 01:48:33.119 so I can't help them, So you can suck dong 2201 01:48:33.359 --> 01:48:37.399 for a long time. Suck for a long time. God 2202 01:48:38.520 --> 01:48:41.640 is gonna get me bro, fuck you good. When I 2203 01:48:41.720 --> 01:48:42.520 finally admit I'm gay. 2204 01:48:42.560 --> 01:48:44.479 Two, it'll be a fucking weird revelation where I'm just 2205 01:48:44.520 --> 01:48:47.600 sucking the service snake eating itself. 2206 01:48:47.720 --> 01:48:51.279 You'll admit it when you're when you're on your dig 2207 01:48:51.359 --> 01:48:51.720 you down. 2208 01:48:52.720 --> 01:48:53.880 I've been getting holds on by it. 2209 01:48:56.239 --> 01:49:00.800 That's fucked up, all right. Let's see what we got 2210 01:49:00.840 --> 01:49:05.279 with queen Queen pi fi here right, and it says 2211 01:49:05.399 --> 01:49:08.399 I had two dreams now within with within it most 2212 01:49:08.479 --> 01:49:10.239 two weeks of each other, where I was hanging out 2213 01:49:10.279 --> 01:49:12.920 with you guys, and I'm disgusted by parasocial behavior. Should 2214 01:49:12.920 --> 01:49:15.680 I stop listening to the podcast and rescind my sub 2215 01:49:15.760 --> 01:49:19.760 until I'm mentally healed. No, give us more money. In fact, yeah, yeah, 2216 01:49:20.319 --> 01:49:22.159 we're clearly important to you, so like we would. 2217 01:49:23.960 --> 01:49:26.439 Pay your bills, don't take care of your kids, don't 2218 01:49:26.720 --> 01:49:29.479 buy things or your relatives or your spouse, give me 2219 01:49:29.520 --> 01:49:30.279 all your money. 2220 01:49:30.600 --> 01:49:32.079 No, I think that's normal. I think it's normal. Like 2221 01:49:32.119 --> 01:49:33.680 if you spend a lot of time listening to people, 2222 01:49:33.720 --> 01:49:36.800 like they'll creep into your dream, it's pretty normal. Parasocial 2223 01:49:36.840 --> 01:49:43.640 behavior isn't necessarily subconscious, it's it's I feel like parasocial 2224 01:49:43.760 --> 01:49:46.279 behavior is a conscious thing. You know. It's just like, oh, 2225 01:49:46.279 --> 01:49:49.399 I'm gonna follow I'm gonna like joke with this person. 2226 01:49:49.560 --> 01:49:51.840 Is if I'm like, you know, close with them, or 2227 01:49:51.920 --> 01:49:54.920 like I'm gonna like send them d ms and you. 2228 01:49:55.000 --> 01:49:58.079 Think you think you know them when you right don't, 2229 01:49:58.319 --> 01:50:00.680 Like you don't know that you don't know these right 2230 01:50:00.760 --> 01:50:02.600 right right, Like I can listen like say I've listened 2231 01:50:02.640 --> 01:50:04.600 to I used to listen to Joe Rogan, you know, 2232 01:50:04.680 --> 01:50:08.239 since twenty twelve, and then I just you know, post pandemic. 2233 01:50:08.319 --> 01:50:11.560 It's like okay, no, no, never mind. But all them years, 2234 01:50:12.119 --> 01:50:14.159 you think you have a pretty good idea about somebody, 2235 01:50:14.199 --> 01:50:15.920 But at the same time, I've never hung out with him, 2236 01:50:16.239 --> 01:50:17.439 I've never gotten I. 2237 01:50:17.479 --> 01:50:18.880 Don't know this person. 2238 01:50:19.279 --> 01:50:21.439 Yeah, right, and so but if you have a dream, 2239 01:50:21.439 --> 01:50:23.199 if I had a dream about Joe Rogan, it'd be like, oh, 2240 01:50:23.199 --> 01:50:24.960 I'm consuming a lot of Joe Rogan media and then 2241 01:50:25.039 --> 01:50:27.000 my brain just concocted some bullshit. 2242 01:50:27.199 --> 01:50:29.359 I don't feel weird about that. Yeah, dreams are less. 2243 01:50:29.359 --> 01:50:30.960 I was fucking Joe Rogan in my dream, then I'd 2244 01:50:31.000 --> 01:50:32.079 feel little like, oh, what happened? 2245 01:50:32.119 --> 01:50:33.000 I've never had a game? 2246 01:50:33.279 --> 01:50:33.760 Thank god? 2247 01:50:33.960 --> 01:50:34.479 Thank god? 2248 01:50:34.600 --> 01:50:35.880 I why thank god? 2249 01:50:36.960 --> 01:50:39.159 Because I mean, you didn't hear what he said earlier. 2250 01:50:50.920 --> 01:50:52.039 We had a flaming home. 2251 01:50:51.960 --> 01:50:56.439 Of a woman flavous, a flaming little boar. The lynched 2252 01:50:56.800 --> 01:51:03.279 h lynched Mussolini. They lynched Mussolini's lifeless body at A 2253 01:51:03.359 --> 01:51:09.399 Texico wrote in Mexico, that's insane. There's a salutations little 2254 01:51:09.439 --> 01:51:13.199 guys in my blood stream. Not a question, but I 2255 01:51:13.239 --> 01:51:17.159 wanted to say, if Chris says there's a platonic ideal, 2256 01:51:18.000 --> 01:51:20.520 what the fuck is that? If Chris says there is 2257 01:51:20.600 --> 01:51:24.560 a platonic ideal of the funniest anything, Oh, I see, 2258 01:51:25.000 --> 01:51:28.199 I believe that the funniest genocide was the one that 2259 01:51:28.319 --> 01:51:32.079 happened in Cambodia under Pole pot Essentially what happened is 2260 01:51:32.119 --> 01:51:36.600 that they would round up people who were smart, unigraduates, 2261 01:51:36.680 --> 01:51:40.319 affluent sounding people, even people that just had glasses god damn, 2262 01:51:40.920 --> 01:51:45.880 and just put them down. It came out after the 2263 01:51:45.960 --> 01:51:48.920 war that they weren't even communists, had never read MAO 2264 01:51:49.039 --> 01:51:51.880 or anything, and were funded by the United States. The 2265 01:51:51.920 --> 01:51:55.399 world is an onion article. Yeah no, I think I, oh, 2266 01:51:55.640 --> 01:51:58.359 there are there is a silliest genocide for sure, but 2267 01:51:58.399 --> 01:52:00.439 I would imagine that like it's probably one that probably 2268 01:52:00.439 --> 01:52:04.760 don't even know about. To say, wacky wacky wacky, like. 2269 01:52:04.880 --> 01:52:09.880 Not funny, silly wacky to me is like because you know, 2270 01:52:09.960 --> 01:52:14.520 like like a like a really crazy clown, like you know, 2271 01:52:14.760 --> 01:52:19.560 like that's fucking wacky. Do that's not like funny? Yeah, interesting, 2272 01:52:19.880 --> 01:52:20.880 it's more funny. 2273 01:52:21.680 --> 01:52:27.199 It's more because I do I do believe. I do 2274 01:52:27.319 --> 01:52:29.640 believe there there is like a platonic like I do 2275 01:52:29.800 --> 01:52:33.000 think there is like a funniest and least funny version 2276 01:52:33.039 --> 01:52:35.600 of everything that exists. Yeah, okay, like just just on 2277 01:52:35.760 --> 01:52:37.600 like a just a metrics saying, oh what is the 2278 01:52:37.680 --> 01:52:42.920 funny It's a question, what's the funniest Jeni side. It's like, 2279 01:52:43.119 --> 01:52:46.479 it's like, what's the silliest war. The silliest war I 2280 01:52:46.560 --> 01:52:49.439 think is the one with the silliest war. The funniest 2281 01:52:49.479 --> 01:52:53.479 war is the one with thes I think in Australia. 2282 01:52:53.760 --> 01:52:56.840 You know, that's objectively a funny war. And it is 2283 01:52:56.920 --> 01:52:59.680 a war. It is a war people died. This is 2284 01:52:59.720 --> 01:53:02.800 a but it is of the grand scheme of like, 2285 01:53:02.880 --> 01:53:06.000 of all the wars that we know about anyway, it 2286 01:53:06.159 --> 01:53:08.760 is if any of them were to qualify as like funny, 2287 01:53:08.800 --> 01:53:11.199 that would be the one that would most be that one. 2288 01:53:11.520 --> 01:53:13.159 You know, Okay, So what do you think is the 2289 01:53:13.199 --> 01:53:15.640 funniest buglary that led to a murder of a family? 2290 01:53:16.880 --> 01:53:19.359 Probably one that we don't know about it it's too niche. 2291 01:53:19.640 --> 01:53:20.840 He's still the funniest version of it. 2292 01:53:20.960 --> 01:53:23.800 There is there is one that is Look, there is 2293 01:53:23.960 --> 01:53:28.920 one where you're looking at it You're like, what the fuck? 2294 01:53:29.359 --> 01:53:31.640 What the fuck is going on? How did this happen? 2295 01:53:31.960 --> 01:53:35.920 I think like there's the funniest electrocution. There's a like 2296 01:53:36.239 --> 01:53:40.199 there are like there's the funniest deer being hit by 2297 01:53:40.239 --> 01:53:42.199 a train. Did you know what I mean? Green Mile 2298 01:53:43.000 --> 01:53:46.279 Uh with Michael Clarke Duncan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's one 2299 01:53:46.279 --> 01:53:47.720 where he becomes He's. 2300 01:53:47.680 --> 01:53:50.560 Like it's a giant and retarded. He becomes a green 2301 01:53:50.680 --> 01:53:53.560 mile literally, Yeah, what he morphs into the green mile. 2302 01:53:53.439 --> 01:54:00.840 At the end. Yeah, what is a mile as a 2303 01:54:01.000 --> 01:54:06.079 physical object? I just think of like a green road, Like, no, 2304 01:54:06.199 --> 01:54:09.840 but that's a road, like that's the green like he no, 2305 01:54:10.000 --> 01:54:13.600 but it's no, he no. Michael Clark Duncan becomes green 2306 01:54:13.760 --> 01:54:16.960 and becomes he's a mile of something like he's a 2307 01:54:17.159 --> 01:54:22.239 mile of green. Michael Clark Duncan. He just stretches for 2308 01:54:22.359 --> 01:54:31.920 a mile. That's can you listen? Can you fucking imagine 2309 01:54:32.000 --> 01:54:35.359 that movie is as serious as it is the entire time. 2310 01:54:35.760 --> 01:54:38.399 That movie is what it is. And then at the end, 2311 01:54:38.960 --> 01:54:45.159 when he's in the chair, he becomes green and stretches 2312 01:54:45.319 --> 01:54:50.000 for a mile, and then the title car comes up 2313 01:54:50.039 --> 01:54:56.640 the green mile, and then it ends. Honestly stupid. 2314 01:54:56.760 --> 01:54:58.880 I think I would have like died. I think I 2315 01:54:58.880 --> 01:55:00.760 would have pissed some ship I passed. That would have 2316 01:55:00.800 --> 01:55:01.399 been too funny. 2317 01:55:01.520 --> 01:55:04.000 That's my favorite movie at that point. I wouldn't get him. 2318 01:55:04.000 --> 01:55:04.760 Been too funny. 2319 01:55:05.199 --> 01:55:08.039 That would have been like like an interdimensional cable. 2320 01:55:08.079 --> 01:55:11.720 We're ship. I would. It would be like if at 2321 01:55:11.720 --> 01:55:14.800 the end of Schindler's List he looks in his pocket 2322 01:55:14.800 --> 01:55:27.359 and he goes, oh, my list, I found it. That 2323 01:55:27.479 --> 01:55:28.079 was my list. 2324 01:55:29.600 --> 01:55:31.119 That's what I thought that it was gonna be the 2325 01:55:31.199 --> 01:55:33.760 whole time. When I first saw it, I was hoping, like, 2326 01:55:34.039 --> 01:55:36.439 what is this gonna get funny? And my grandfrien at 2327 01:55:36.439 --> 01:55:39.600 the time was like, never is about the Holocaust. 2328 01:55:39.039 --> 01:55:41.960 And I was like, I mean, you can still have 2329 01:55:42.000 --> 01:55:43.520 a funny Holocaust joke. 2330 01:55:44.640 --> 01:55:46.079 I think if you just have those like Tom and 2331 01:55:46.159 --> 01:55:48.199 Jerry sound effects over Holocaust, it will be. 2332 01:55:49.239 --> 01:56:23.199 That was like the shower you hear that muffled. That 2333 01:56:23.520 --> 01:56:28.680 scream is one of the best sounds ever. That's amazing. 2334 01:56:29.520 --> 01:56:35.560 You do it pretty well. It's so hurt Without that scream. 2335 01:56:35.640 --> 01:56:37.640 I probably wouldn't have liked Tom and Jerry, to be honest. 2336 01:56:39.079 --> 01:56:41.560 That was the thing that like really drew me to it. 2337 01:56:41.800 --> 01:56:43.600 It's like Halo without the music. It's like, you might 2338 01:56:43.800 --> 01:56:46.319 like it, but like it helps a lot big time. 2339 01:56:49.399 --> 01:56:52.560 Ben can actually do that scream like the proper one, 2340 01:56:52.840 --> 01:56:54.720 but it takes energy out of him. 2341 01:56:54.800 --> 01:56:57.119 Yeah, I gotta if I do that, I can't. 2342 01:56:57.119 --> 01:56:59.520 Make that scream. I can do it one time and 2343 01:56:59.640 --> 01:57:01.920 then that's it for the nice to cool down for 2344 01:57:02.000 --> 01:57:02.359 a day. 2345 01:57:08.000 --> 01:57:10.159 But no, YEAHO, logically I think they're like, I'm not 2346 01:57:10.279 --> 01:57:12.800 saying that any of these are funny. Anything is funny, 2347 01:57:12.840 --> 01:57:18.479 necessarily Tom and Jerry. It sounds that's wild ship probably 2348 01:57:18.560 --> 01:57:24.920 did that already, Oh for sure, it's on YouTube. It's 2349 01:57:25.000 --> 01:57:29.840 on YouTube. Someone getting hits shot and see footage of 2350 01:57:29.880 --> 01:57:32.760 Mussola being dragged. There's like footage of Musolena being dragged 2351 01:57:32.760 --> 01:57:46.079 and he's like, yeah, I'm. 2352 01:57:46.079 --> 01:57:53.079 Dead, so many things like I don't for me though 2353 01:57:53.119 --> 01:57:55.800 I had the trauma. Laugh right, you're still thinking about 2354 01:57:55.840 --> 01:57:56.199 that ship. 2355 01:57:58.000 --> 01:58:01.920 Continue, so you haven't. 2356 01:58:02.119 --> 01:58:04.760 She's und up. When you're younger, you either laugh or cry. Right, Yeah, 2357 01:58:05.640 --> 01:58:07.680 I don't know where that line is anymore. For me, 2358 01:58:08.279 --> 01:58:11.319 that pot is completely where. I'm like, I don't know 2359 01:58:11.479 --> 01:58:12.920 where I think. 2360 01:58:13.119 --> 01:58:14.840 I mean, some people just laugh when they're uncomfortable at 2361 01:58:14.880 --> 01:58:16.640 think like, I mean, this's normal, you know to do that. 2362 01:58:16.840 --> 01:58:18.840 But now I don't know if I think it's funny 2363 01:58:18.880 --> 01:58:21.520 or uncomfortable anymore. I think it's a really bad commet 2364 01:58:21.600 --> 01:58:25.159 to the boat. Both Yeah, should I should? I send 2365 01:58:25.199 --> 01:58:28.000 you guys on a regular basis The moment I think 2366 01:58:28.039 --> 01:58:31.239 about it, my heart hurts. But like then I'm like 2367 01:58:31.920 --> 01:58:34.000 that was funny, but like, also that's terrible. 2368 01:58:35.399 --> 01:58:37.079 I don't think you have the terrible thing for the 2369 01:58:37.239 --> 01:58:42.239 cat in the in word and word and word inward. 2370 01:58:41.960 --> 01:58:44.640 For the thing about that is that it it sounds. 2371 01:58:46.359 --> 01:58:54.159 It is that you're telling something like read this love 2372 01:58:54.199 --> 01:58:58.159 about that video of the black cat with that song playing. 2373 01:58:58.640 --> 01:59:04.520 Is that the cat, cat looks fucking bewildered. The cat 2374 01:59:04.720 --> 01:59:10.479 can't believe this is said to him, totally totally, like, 2375 01:59:10.640 --> 01:59:13.560 you're right, it's funny that it's like a child's voice 2376 01:59:13.560 --> 01:59:16.920 saying a slur, sing songy and like like like gleefully 2377 01:59:17.039 --> 01:59:19.039 and there's like an innocence about it. But like coupled 2378 01:59:19.119 --> 01:59:25.119 with the bewildered cat, the cat's like what even the 2379 01:59:25.319 --> 01:59:29.279 cat is like, you shouldn't be saying that, Yeah, there's 2380 01:59:29.279 --> 01:59:31.319 another one. I have another one. I bet you do. 2381 01:59:31.479 --> 01:59:32.840 I bet you did. I bet you have a lot 2382 01:59:32.920 --> 01:59:35.760 of them, all saved my phone. It's crazy, of course 2383 01:59:35.800 --> 01:59:38.239 you do. I can't remember what the question was, something 2384 01:59:38.279 --> 01:59:42.239 about neutral something, Oh, it just wasn't a question. Yeah, 2385 01:59:42.319 --> 01:59:46.199 like just the the idea of like holistically speaking, there 2386 01:59:46.279 --> 01:59:49.279 is a funniest and there's the funniest version of everything 2387 01:59:49.640 --> 01:59:52.000 right right, right, which I do believe on some level. 2388 01:59:52.119 --> 01:59:55.399 So what happens is that there's Edits a SpongeBob that 2389 01:59:55.720 --> 02:00:00.319 are sorry the SpongeBob Edits right, that there's him like 2390 02:00:00.359 --> 02:00:01.199 saying he's gonna come. 2391 02:00:01.880 --> 02:00:04.039 Oh my god, I'm about the And. 2392 02:00:04.239 --> 02:00:06.479 I sent Lily Loves sponge by more Internet, so I 2393 02:00:06.520 --> 02:00:08.960 sent him to her to make her mad. But there's 2394 02:00:09.000 --> 02:00:11.800 one I found yesterday that is just this. 2395 02:00:23.159 --> 02:00:26.079 Man. They knew what they were doing. That is one 2396 02:00:26.079 --> 02:00:28.199 of the don't even remember. I don't know where that 2397 02:00:28.359 --> 02:00:31.640 moment is. That's probably like later, it's probably it's probably 2398 02:00:31.800 --> 02:00:32.159 not like. 2399 02:00:32.760 --> 02:00:35.279 What it's probably what do you think it's like like one, two, three, 2400 02:00:35.840 --> 02:00:38.399 and then that pulls, it pulls again. It's probably like 2401 02:00:38.520 --> 02:00:39.279 not he could. 2402 02:00:39.079 --> 02:00:41.399 Never sun for Gary. Probably list in his house, I'm assuming. 2403 02:00:41.520 --> 02:00:42.720 So he's grabbing something for Gary. 2404 02:00:42.760 --> 02:00:44.119 It was like the thing I seen you, that one 2405 02:00:44.159 --> 02:00:47.119 piece thing like some of some were saying it was Blackbeard. 2406 02:00:47.279 --> 02:00:49.560 I don't know if you saw it. This guy's like, 2407 02:00:50.079 --> 02:00:52.640 it looks like he's jerking off his nipple. 2408 02:00:53.680 --> 02:00:57.520 I was like, keep draft, okay, you know what. I 2409 02:00:57.520 --> 02:00:58.279 don't know what you're talking. 2410 02:00:58.800 --> 02:01:01.720 It's so I guess this is Blackbeard and he's just 2411 02:01:01.880 --> 02:01:05.680 going hard on the pan on his lightening nipples or something. 2412 02:01:05.920 --> 02:01:08.880 I don't know. I don't know what it is. That's 2413 02:01:08.880 --> 02:01:19.319 the weirdest thing. So fucking the sound too. Is that 2414 02:01:19.359 --> 02:01:22.600 a pencil? Oh my god, a pencil fucking a sharpener. 2415 02:01:23.439 --> 02:01:26.840 Just a pencil, fucking a sharpener. Why do you have 2416 02:01:27.000 --> 02:01:34.920 that on your phone? It's a shark whist. That doesn't 2417 02:01:35.039 --> 02:01:37.800 do all the work himself. Bro, he's doing He's plunging 2418 02:01:37.880 --> 02:01:41.600 it in and he's twisting. That is fucking outrageous. That's 2419 02:01:41.640 --> 02:01:43.359 how strong I want to be. I can just pick 2420 02:01:43.439 --> 02:01:47.800 up a girl and just twister. This video is really 2421 02:01:47.840 --> 02:01:51.159 fucked up. There we go, are we? In the video 2422 02:01:51.199 --> 02:01:59.199 sharing portion of the podcast, some guy you keep seeing 2423 02:01:59.359 --> 02:02:01.079 me fucking George Floyd. 2424 02:02:01.159 --> 02:02:05.479 Shit, they're really Those are the moments where I'm really sad. 2425 02:02:05.960 --> 02:02:08.520 But I have to laugh at the fact that someone 2426 02:02:08.600 --> 02:02:11.039 thinks that's funny, because if I don't. 2427 02:02:11.000 --> 02:02:14.199 Laugh, I'll cry. But you think that's funny, I don't. 2428 02:02:14.359 --> 02:02:16.800 I laugh at the ridiculous he's trying to, not like 2429 02:02:16.920 --> 02:02:18.039 why it's such a weird thing to do. 2430 02:02:18.359 --> 02:02:20.640 I think this man dying for no reason. It's funny. 2431 02:02:20.760 --> 02:02:23.039 I'm not saying you thought. I'm not saying that. I'm 2432 02:02:23.119 --> 02:02:26.720 saying there are jokes about it that you find funny. 2433 02:02:26.800 --> 02:02:30.199 It's like, it's like, yeah, it's like nine to eleven 2434 02:02:30.359 --> 02:02:35.640 clearly isn't funny, but there are Okay, so that's that's weird, but. 2435 02:02:36.039 --> 02:02:38.680 There are Clearly it's funny. How we had some divisions 2436 02:02:38.880 --> 02:02:41.720 of one of the funniest things funny. You know, I've 2437 02:02:41.720 --> 02:02:43.039 been contemplating posting this. 2438 02:02:43.159 --> 02:02:45.600 I made a video years ago because I went to 2439 02:02:45.640 --> 02:02:48.359 New York in like twenty eighteen or nineteen whatever, and 2440 02:02:49.000 --> 02:02:52.920 I bought a Twin Towers little figurine thing they sell 2441 02:02:52.960 --> 02:02:57.039 action figures of I mean action figures. Yeah, actually they 2442 02:02:57.199 --> 02:02:59.600 fall actually. 2443 02:03:00.039 --> 02:03:09.279 Yeah, like has crumbling action, but like I have really 2444 02:03:09.359 --> 02:03:11.439 does explode like it is a grenade. 2445 02:03:11.960 --> 02:03:14.600 I had like a jet right this like a model jet, 2446 02:03:14.720 --> 02:03:16.239 and like I was just like, I had this video 2447 02:03:16.680 --> 02:03:18.840 of me taking the Twin Tower of figures and I'm 2448 02:03:18.880 --> 02:03:22.279 like and like and then crashing into the It's like 2449 02:03:22.720 --> 02:03:24.119 and I was like, I don't know if I can 2450 02:03:24.279 --> 02:03:24.720 post this. 2451 02:03:25.119 --> 02:03:26.760 I just never did. That was one of the one 2452 02:03:26.760 --> 02:03:28.960 of the most it was one of the most popular now, 2453 02:03:29.039 --> 02:03:31.119 isn't that crazy? I don't want to think about that. 2454 02:03:32.079 --> 02:03:34.920 That's a half jeez, that's a half half century. The 2455 02:03:35.119 --> 02:03:40.520 uh that go, it's not a quarter that These quarters 2456 02:03:40.520 --> 02:03:44.560 are money's So you know what they're called quarters, right, 2457 02:03:45.039 --> 02:03:46.239 because they're twenty five cents. 2458 02:03:46.880 --> 02:03:49.439 Yes, you know that's a quarter of a centuries and quarter. 2459 02:03:49.319 --> 02:03:51.920 Because like when you take the horse and you pull 2460 02:03:51.960 --> 02:03:52.479 the money. 2461 02:03:52.680 --> 02:03:54.560 Yeah, pull the That's how they used to have to 2462 02:03:55.239 --> 02:03:57.640 They been talking right now, like you guys are getting 2463 02:03:57.800 --> 02:03:58.359 so far off. 2464 02:03:58.359 --> 02:04:01.439 We're talking about chang. Yeah. They how they used to 2465 02:04:01.479 --> 02:04:03.039 get quarters is that they would take a dollar and 2466 02:04:03.079 --> 02:04:04.880 then they would tie each corner through a horse, and 2467 02:04:04.920 --> 02:04:09.720 then they would and then and then would turn to quarters. 2468 02:04:09.720 --> 02:04:10.800 And that's how they got to. 2469 02:04:10.800 --> 02:04:15.079 Somebody like he could like some change yeats and they 2470 02:04:15.119 --> 02:04:15.560 give it to you. 2471 02:04:16.399 --> 02:04:18.399 And then if the horse, one of them sucked up 2472 02:04:18.439 --> 02:04:20.000 and took a little bit too much, they put it down. 2473 02:04:20.279 --> 02:04:23.079 They would quarter it. They would quarter them. Would be 2474 02:04:23.119 --> 02:04:25.960 four tiny horses, would be four little horses. 2475 02:04:26.479 --> 02:04:29.159 Yeah, that's that's how baby horses are born. 2476 02:04:29.479 --> 02:04:33.920 Exactly. You gotta take you got a quarter horse, insane, 2477 02:04:34.399 --> 02:04:37.279 that's real. What were we talking about Oh yeah, you know, 2478 02:04:37.560 --> 02:04:39.159 one of the one of the more famous or one 2479 02:04:39.159 --> 02:04:42.520 of the more quoted things that uh Sweeney and I 2480 02:04:42.560 --> 02:04:45.159 have ever done. We did that bit where we had 2481 02:04:45.199 --> 02:04:48.720 the Jenga towers. Do you remember that? 2482 02:04:49.560 --> 02:04:51.920 Yeah, I mean a Casey Anthony joke, right, I was like. 2483 02:04:52.640 --> 02:04:56.880 I don't remember that, But we had a we had 2484 02:04:56.880 --> 02:04:58.119 a bit. It was like a weird, like a whole 2485 02:04:58.159 --> 02:05:00.119 animated bit during like a recap that I had with 2486 02:05:00.279 --> 02:05:02.880 like I think Lyle and Chris O'Neil voice in it. 2487 02:05:02.920 --> 02:05:05.560 I think I used Bunty as like as like a terrorist. Yeah, 2488 02:05:07.279 --> 02:05:10.399 And it was just this dumb bit about like teaching 2489 02:05:10.439 --> 02:05:14.720 people history in a in a stupid way, and I 2490 02:05:14.840 --> 02:05:16.520 just had like two I had two Junga towers set 2491 02:05:16.600 --> 02:05:18.199 up and I just threw a fucking ball at it. 2492 02:05:18.760 --> 02:05:20.359 And then it panned over to you and you said, 2493 02:05:20.399 --> 02:05:22.439 that's just playing wrong. And then I had the Looney Tunes. 2494 02:05:23.800 --> 02:05:27.520 Yeah that sounds familiar. Yeah, But like that's like nine 2495 02:05:27.560 --> 02:05:30.000 eleven is like, that's pretty good. One of the least 2496 02:05:30.720 --> 02:05:34.039 I'm still like fifty plus. Maybe you're still maybe you 2497 02:05:34.119 --> 02:05:37.279 maybe feel a little bit sense get a little yeah, 2498 02:05:39.720 --> 02:05:41.840 should admit this? Should you admit this. 2499 02:05:42.479 --> 02:05:45.920 I have at least twelve videos of different angles of 2500 02:05:45.960 --> 02:05:46.319 the nine. 2501 02:05:46.199 --> 02:05:49.760 To eleven crash. Yeah, phone just in your phone, Yeah saved. 2502 02:05:50.399 --> 02:05:55.960 Also there's there's yeah, yeah, that's so creepy is you're 2503 02:05:55.960 --> 02:05:57.680 probably gonna say, probably have said that. 2504 02:05:58.720 --> 02:06:02.880 But also the Edward is playing behind alb as well? 2505 02:06:03.479 --> 02:06:06.399 Why why do you just put the Edward into everything? 2506 02:06:06.479 --> 02:06:06.760 Does it? 2507 02:06:06.920 --> 02:06:06.960 Just? 2508 02:06:07.079 --> 02:06:07.640 It helps me? 2509 02:06:08.000 --> 02:06:14.720 It helps me, helps you breathe. It's my oxygen, niggas 2510 02:06:16.039 --> 02:06:19.760 you know, Yeah, you want to hear it. 2511 02:06:19.880 --> 02:06:23.279 Let's get one more question, Yeah, let's get one more 2512 02:06:23.319 --> 02:06:26.239 in Liz fucking Speed run the names. 2513 02:06:28.560 --> 02:06:29.600 Here. 2514 02:06:29.680 --> 02:06:33.800 Here he is, uh, mister Hooves wrote in he says, hello, 2515 02:06:33.880 --> 02:06:36.359 snark gig, comecast nice. 2516 02:06:37.119 --> 02:06:37.199 Uh. 2517 02:06:37.319 --> 02:06:40.680 You're given the chance to box a celebrity, any celebrity 2518 02:06:40.720 --> 02:06:42.439 you want, and if you win, you get all their money. 2519 02:06:42.479 --> 02:06:45.439 Who are you choosing? I'm beating the living fun out 2520 02:06:45.479 --> 02:06:52.399 of easy Meryl Streep, she's pretty rich, I mean, not 2521 02:06:52.520 --> 02:06:55.439 even like Joe pesci or of it. A man maybe 2522 02:06:55.439 --> 02:06:57.399 would have hurt me, but he's a woman. 2523 02:06:57.760 --> 02:06:57.880 Mm. 2524 02:06:59.880 --> 02:07:02.920 I'm pretty confident that MARYL. Streep could do more damage 2525 02:07:02.960 --> 02:07:03.199 to Joe. 2526 02:07:03.640 --> 02:07:05.960 Yeah. I think I'm pretty me too. Actually, and I 2527 02:07:06.279 --> 02:07:10.239 feel that intrinsically he's too old and tiny, and he's 2528 02:07:10.279 --> 02:07:12.479 old and frail, I try to eat him if he's tiny, 2529 02:07:12.560 --> 02:07:16.960 but put it out I'll be like, just start malling 2530 02:07:17.039 --> 02:07:18.079 him and he would shoot me down. 2531 02:07:19.119 --> 02:07:23.800 Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, somebody is old and frail 2532 02:07:23.960 --> 02:07:26.560 is like that little tiny gangster would be pretty good 2533 02:07:27.840 --> 02:07:30.239 that or probably scorse because has more money. 2534 02:07:31.039 --> 02:07:34.000 So who is the weakest richest person? 2535 02:07:36.359 --> 02:07:42.600 Woman from you know what, shark Tank Barbara from snark Tank. Ye, 2536 02:07:42.960 --> 02:07:46.720 respectable though, but I would I mean, they're they're all fucking. 2537 02:07:46.640 --> 02:07:52.000 I'll say, uh, even though he's pretty big, I'll beat 2538 02:07:52.039 --> 02:07:54.279 the funk out of Elon Musk because it would feel 2539 02:07:54.319 --> 02:07:54.680 good too. 2540 02:07:55.359 --> 02:07:59.479 Yeah, you you would have You would have uh, like 2541 02:07:59.800 --> 02:08:04.000 I don't even know, like emotion. Yeah, you'd be more determined, determined. 2542 02:08:04.039 --> 02:08:05.840 I would be one like my. 2543 02:08:08.279 --> 02:08:11.000 I'm taking his billions and I get to beat the 2544 02:08:11.039 --> 02:08:12.880 shot out of this guy that so many people would 2545 02:08:12.920 --> 02:08:15.520 celebrate him getting his ass just fucked. 2546 02:08:15.359 --> 02:08:16.119 And people would hate. 2547 02:08:16.119 --> 02:08:18.359 You'd be hated and loved you. I'd be hated by 2548 02:08:18.439 --> 02:08:19.640 the stupidest people. 2549 02:08:20.920 --> 02:08:23.239 I am completely fine with being hated by the dumbest, 2550 02:08:23.359 --> 02:08:31.000 fucking pieces of ship like, you understand how I feel 2551 02:08:31.039 --> 02:08:33.560 like I would be assassinated really fast because I would 2552 02:08:33.560 --> 02:08:35.760 be like, I'm gonna donate all my money to Boo, 2553 02:08:36.199 --> 02:08:38.239 Like it's just they're not gonna let me try to. 2554 02:08:38.239 --> 02:08:38.800 Fix the world. 2555 02:08:40.359 --> 02:08:43.119 I could, yeah, because I feel like, did you see 2556 02:08:43.159 --> 02:08:45.840 that guy that they when he had I forgot what 2557 02:08:45.920 --> 02:08:47.399 company he had, but he was like, Oh, I'm only 2558 02:08:47.399 --> 02:08:49.600 going to take four hundred thousand dollars and everybody on 2559 02:08:49.680 --> 02:08:52.439 average is gonna get like seventy thousand dollars, so everybody's 2560 02:08:52.439 --> 02:08:55.079 gonna have like a good wage at my job. And 2561 02:08:55.199 --> 02:08:58.520 then so all these people that you know, Probaganda started 2562 02:08:58.520 --> 02:09:00.279 coming out about him, like fuck this guy, because he 2563 02:09:00.319 --> 02:09:02.640 could have been like way lower wages for the workers 2564 02:09:02.720 --> 02:09:04.880 and then take away higher cut like they always do. 2565 02:09:05.600 --> 02:09:07.319 And then something came out of him that he's like 2566 02:09:07.399 --> 02:09:09.359 something happened to him they gotta I don't know if 2567 02:09:09.359 --> 02:09:11.800 it's true, but it was clear that there was a 2568 02:09:11.920 --> 02:09:14.239 campaign to ship on this guy as hard as possible 2569 02:09:14.560 --> 02:09:17.680 because he didn't want that idea to fester. They're like, oh, 2570 02:09:18.600 --> 02:09:21.920 you can survive well by making four hundred thousand dollars 2571 02:09:21.960 --> 02:09:22.760 a fucking year. 2572 02:09:23.199 --> 02:09:27.840 You could be remarkably rich for a insane fraction of 2573 02:09:27.920 --> 02:09:30.800 what people think of as the guys. 2574 02:09:30.960 --> 02:09:32.439 Like he's on the plane. It's like a guy. It's 2575 02:09:32.560 --> 02:09:34.800 one of those the person and he's like the guy 2576 02:09:34.880 --> 02:09:37.039 behind him, I think I cured cancer. And the guy's like, 2577 02:09:37.479 --> 02:09:38.640 oh man, they're on a plane. 2578 02:09:42.119 --> 02:09:47.279 Damn bro, what the fuck? Oh fuck you selfish prick? 2579 02:09:48.880 --> 02:09:49.520 You killed me? 2580 02:09:50.680 --> 02:09:58.239 No, it just goes. It's like Captain Falcon, doesn't. That 2581 02:09:58.319 --> 02:09:59.960 happened kind of recently there was like a plane for 2582 02:10:00.000 --> 02:10:02.039 in Braziliana kind of did that basically, Oh yeah, I 2583 02:10:02.039 --> 02:10:04.920 was not a boweing. I think I think it literally was. Yeah, 2584 02:10:04.920 --> 02:10:07.000 I think so. Yeah. I mean I my assumption now 2585 02:10:07.079 --> 02:10:09.039 is that if a plane crash is boeing. Yeah, I can't. 2586 02:10:09.199 --> 02:10:11.800 Just a wild reputation that they've fostered for themselves. But 2587 02:10:12.119 --> 02:10:15.560 they were like, hey, if I uh, what are you doing? No, 2588 02:10:15.760 --> 02:10:18.079 let me think about So. I don't know. I don't know. 2589 02:10:18.159 --> 02:10:20.159 I don't know if I need, like, I don't need billions. 2590 02:10:20.239 --> 02:10:24.000 I'm happy with you. I'm happy. I'm happy with modest wealth. 2591 02:10:24.439 --> 02:10:26.319 And so I think I'm going I'm going to I'm 2592 02:10:26.319 --> 02:10:30.600 gonna box, I'm gonna box and kill Dave Franco. 2593 02:10:31.920 --> 02:10:34.279 I was gonna say who. I was literally thinking right now, 2594 02:10:34.600 --> 02:10:37.479 who could I fight? That make you upset? And then 2595 02:10:37.520 --> 02:10:41.399 to be Alison Bree me her, You'd be like, why 2596 02:10:41.560 --> 02:10:43.840 is one of my best friends beating up a woman 2597 02:10:43.880 --> 02:10:46.239 I love? I'm like, Chris, you see this? 2598 02:10:46.439 --> 02:10:49.920 You see this? I killed her because of you. That's 2599 02:10:50.000 --> 02:10:51.000 so fucked up. 2600 02:10:51.640 --> 02:10:54.000 Why do you want to beat up Dave versus James? 2601 02:10:54.479 --> 02:10:58.239 Because Dave is married to Alison Bree And if I 2602 02:10:58.319 --> 02:11:00.760 can get rid of him, you think so? 2603 02:11:00.840 --> 02:11:02.840 You think it's gonna be like a like a I win. 2604 02:11:03.359 --> 02:11:07.279 You usurped the throat, essentially exactly how it works. 2605 02:11:07.880 --> 02:11:10.520 They're very in love to They're like a very cute couple, 2606 02:11:10.640 --> 02:11:13.800 actually they are. And I'm like, damn man, sorry, dude. 2607 02:11:13.920 --> 02:11:16.279 I just wonder about him because almost every role he's 2608 02:11:16.319 --> 02:11:18.880 played he's a dickhead. So I'm like, I'm like, is 2609 02:11:18.920 --> 02:11:21.000 he I don't know? You could be a dickhead and 2610 02:11:21.079 --> 02:11:21.680 not be a dickhead. 2611 02:11:21.720 --> 02:11:24.279 Well see, but it's like, when I see a consistent role, 2612 02:11:28.199 --> 02:11:30.560 you're a dickhead to I love. 2613 02:11:33.960 --> 02:11:34.000 You. 2614 02:11:34.119 --> 02:11:37.359 See this is exactly all right? 2615 02:11:37.399 --> 02:11:39.760 So I understand you want to kill him and usurped 2616 02:11:39.760 --> 02:11:42.279 the throne, the breathe throne. All right, gotcha? 2617 02:11:43.840 --> 02:11:46.920 Yep, what I thought that was your phone? I thought 2618 02:11:46.920 --> 02:11:49.000 this was like I thought this was like an image 2619 02:11:49.039 --> 02:11:54.640 on the screen. Dude, all right, let's get the funk 2620 02:11:54.680 --> 02:11:58.960 out of here. Cheese, right, yeah, yes, it's about the same. 2621 02:11:59.000 --> 02:11:59.520 I'm pretty sure. 2622 02:11:59.600 --> 02:12:03.159 I think it's that one that that has like that. 2623 02:12:03.279 --> 02:12:05.119 I don't like that cheese. Actually, I don't like. 2624 02:12:05.319 --> 02:12:07.920 I don't like age cheese, man, and that ship's growth. 2625 02:12:08.119 --> 02:12:10.479 I mean I like cheddar mozzarella. 2626 02:12:10.880 --> 02:12:15.439 You gotta age, and it's just not as aged, not. 2627 02:12:15.560 --> 02:12:17.840 Agreed, you don't you don't like super long, like like 2628 02:12:18.319 --> 02:12:21.439 nine months. Well, I don't want Mike. Look, man, I 2629 02:12:21.560 --> 02:12:24.560 know mold, like penicillin, mold is harmless, but still I 2630 02:12:24.640 --> 02:12:27.720 don't want to just straight up eat it like Jojo 2631 02:12:27.920 --> 02:12:33.760 is she she's yeah, she's got the these moldy salami sausages. 2632 02:12:33.840 --> 02:12:36.279 Bro Like it's got like you know, the white mold 2633 02:12:36.399 --> 02:12:38.880 all encased. And then she just goes to town and 2634 02:12:39.239 --> 02:12:40.880 she was so happy when she went back home to 2635 02:12:40.880 --> 02:12:42.119 eat all those moldy sausages. 2636 02:12:42.479 --> 02:12:45.039 I never I didn't. I don't even take a bite 2637 02:12:45.079 --> 02:12:46.800 of those things, like give her. You give her a 2638 02:12:46.960 --> 02:12:58.520 little bit of fucking courage again, she passes out. It's hard. 2639 02:12:58.720 --> 02:13:02.960 I gotta I feel I can't do it. I just 2640 02:13:03.000 --> 02:13:05.520 gonna feel comfortable doing it, Like give something up. When 2641 02:13:05.560 --> 02:13:06.800 you do, you got to give up a part of you. 2642 02:13:06.960 --> 02:13:09.720 There is a party expending a skill point. 2643 02:13:11.119 --> 02:13:13.720 You that goes from eighteen to seventeen. You're like, God, 2644 02:13:13.760 --> 02:13:14.239 I was worth it. 2645 02:13:14.319 --> 02:13:16.720 That's me. All right, Let's get the fuck out of here. 2646 02:13:16.760 --> 02:13:19.119 Let's read our twenty five dollars patrons over at patreon 2647 02:13:19.159 --> 02:13:23.399 dot com slash the snart tank. Go over there, hurry up, 2648 02:13:23.960 --> 02:13:29.159 don't make me hurt you out. I'm inside the walls 2649 02:13:29.199 --> 02:13:33.520 and I'm never gonna have a lisp, I say. The 2650 02:13:33.640 --> 02:13:38.920 character by Mike Chindler's lisp is crazy. Yeah. And then 2651 02:13:39.439 --> 02:13:45.439 he's trying to save you, trying to advocate to the Nazis. 2652 02:13:45.520 --> 02:13:47.359 He says, talking to Nazi's like hey, don't do this. 2653 02:13:47.520 --> 02:13:49.479 And then they're like we can't understand, Like we're really 2654 02:13:49.560 --> 02:13:52.920 open to every single possible you all turned into this, 2655 02:13:53.000 --> 02:13:54.439 but we just can't understand. 2656 02:13:54.960 --> 02:13:59.920 Someone grammatically correct no pleasemore, please please stop it. 2657 02:14:00.039 --> 02:14:03.039 There's those things that I don't We're gonna keep killing 2658 02:14:03.079 --> 02:14:05.960 these people. Is that like a way of hitting them harder. 2659 02:14:05.960 --> 02:14:06.920 I don't understand. Let's do it. 2660 02:14:07.079 --> 02:14:10.000 That's a Is that a different kind of gas stop? 2661 02:14:10.119 --> 02:14:12.000 Is that like a like a bop kind of like 2662 02:14:12.079 --> 02:14:15.000 like a cyclone c? Is that like concentrated bee? Is 2663 02:14:15.039 --> 02:14:20.600 that what that is? Like he's like set these people 2664 02:14:20.680 --> 02:14:22.560 free and then they hear for some reason, it's like 2665 02:14:24.359 --> 02:14:27.800 a couple more million. You said we were going to 2666 02:14:27.840 --> 02:14:31.239 stop at this lawyer because we just really don't like 2667 02:14:31.399 --> 02:14:34.560 this guy. That was really annoying, and just go get 2668 02:14:34.600 --> 02:14:39.439 them all and continue in in in radical fashion. Oh no, 2669 02:14:40.239 --> 02:14:44.039 I fucked up. I thought that is a wild That 2670 02:14:44.159 --> 02:14:51.439 is a wild. Holocau Worth, that's the plot. Did make 2671 02:14:51.439 --> 02:14:53.680 it a Holocaust? Mike Tyson went. 2672 02:14:53.680 --> 02:14:56.199 Back in time, was like, I'm gonna stop Hitler in 2673 02:14:56.239 --> 02:14:57.920 the Holocaust, and he makes it way. 2674 02:14:59.439 --> 02:15:02.439 We live in that. Yeah, this is what was supposed 2675 02:15:02.439 --> 02:15:02.520 to be. 2676 02:15:02.720 --> 02:15:04.600 It was supposed to be maybe one hundred people died. 2677 02:15:05.159 --> 02:15:07.640 This one turned into millions. 2678 02:15:07.199 --> 02:15:10.600 And then this motherfucker is just like living. He just 2679 02:15:10.640 --> 02:15:11.359 gave up after that. 2680 02:15:11.760 --> 02:15:13.439 Well, I'm just going to age back up and live 2681 02:15:13.520 --> 02:15:14.039 my life because I. 2682 02:15:14.119 --> 02:15:16.560 Really I guess I'm just gonna age, even though that 2683 02:15:16.600 --> 02:15:18.199 doesn't make sense for how old I am right now. 2684 02:15:18.199 --> 02:15:21.439 I'm only in my fifty right now. Somehow I'm gonna. 2685 02:15:21.199 --> 02:15:23.960 Fight a little boyfriend over Ethan. Yeah, a little bit. 2686 02:15:24.079 --> 02:15:28.439 I killed I read the names. If you know, I 2687 02:15:28.479 --> 02:15:28.840 would be. 2688 02:15:29.199 --> 02:15:32.399 So happy if he killed them. I'd be I want 2689 02:15:32.439 --> 02:15:34.039 someone to die in a ring. But also like, I 2690 02:15:34.159 --> 02:15:34.640 know that's more. 2691 02:15:34.680 --> 02:15:36.000 I feel like he's the perfect person. 2692 02:15:36.159 --> 02:15:38.680 He gets hit, like yeah, because like at the end 2693 02:15:38.680 --> 02:15:41.479 of the day, nobody would really be sadder than his family. 2694 02:15:42.159 --> 02:15:42.720 Yeah, I don't know. 2695 02:15:42.760 --> 02:15:45.239 I want him to get hit once and start crying 2696 02:15:45.359 --> 02:15:46.600 and know he's gonna die. 2697 02:15:46.920 --> 02:15:50.359 Cry would like it would be like the day blood 2698 02:15:50.359 --> 02:15:51.920 out of his body through his nose. 2699 02:15:52.279 --> 02:15:58.680 Would be like the day that it'd be like the 2700 02:15:58.760 --> 02:16:01.720 day on dies. Oh yeah, I don't think anybody. 2701 02:16:02.000 --> 02:16:03.199 Yeah, there's gonna be like this is gonna be like 2702 02:16:03.239 --> 02:16:06.760 a rip. And he's like no, and she's like, oh okay, yeah, 2703 02:16:06.760 --> 02:16:07.720 he's Denna sucks whatever. 2704 02:16:08.520 --> 02:16:12.159 Ah, So twenty five dollar patrons, let me get a countdown. 2705 02:16:13.000 --> 02:16:15.800 Uh wait, so hold on, you count me down. 2706 02:16:17.159 --> 02:16:19.960 I'll count Derek down, Derek counts you down, and then 2707 02:16:20.000 --> 02:16:25.000 you count me down exactly three two one three two 2708 02:16:25.720 --> 02:16:28.239 count start again three two one. 2709 02:16:28.399 --> 02:16:30.680 One two three go Go. 2710 02:16:33.680 --> 02:16:37.520 Sold by Virginia for a loopy sticker. Chris uh is 2711 02:16:38.280 --> 02:16:40.760 Chris on his deathbed. All right, let's get the fuck 2712 02:16:40.799 --> 02:16:43.719 out of here. Kingston curb stomping a baby with links 2713 02:16:43.760 --> 02:16:44.399 iron boots. 2714 02:16:44.680 --> 02:16:46.639 Uh damn? 2715 02:16:48.680 --> 02:16:56.360 What the fuck? Bad thratch Ben? Benzilla's big blue bouncy bazingas. 2716 02:16:56.799 --> 02:16:59.239 Oh make is that what you're trying to say? That's 2717 02:16:59.319 --> 02:17:04.120 I'm Banza. 2718 02:17:05.680 --> 02:17:12.959 Like It's like a dutchess saying itriarch, make that connection, matriarch. 2719 02:17:13.159 --> 02:17:19.200 Are you going to come from with the big bosoms 2720 02:17:19.600 --> 02:17:19.760 I have? 2721 02:17:20.360 --> 02:17:26.719 I have dick, Yeah, nice, drink me some bum, send 2722 02:17:26.799 --> 02:17:29.680 me some bleach boy and free my soul. I want 2723 02:17:29.719 --> 02:17:33.200 to get tossed in your fucking hole, the Kiwi who 2724 02:17:33.600 --> 02:17:36.040 streaked me some bleach boys. Yeah, drink me some beach 2725 02:17:36.120 --> 02:17:40.120 boys and Ben and free my soul have been pound 2726 02:17:40.200 --> 02:17:41.680 my should have been pound my whole. 2727 02:17:42.120 --> 02:17:45.280 Something I want to get talking about killing himself and 2728 02:17:45.319 --> 02:17:46.040 then getting fucked. 2729 02:17:46.239 --> 02:17:46.600 Is that it. 2730 02:17:51.920 --> 02:17:55.959 The ki who sing the snartingk podcast and as a 2731 02:17:56.040 --> 02:17:59.840 golf side hole in his frontal lobe, bathing in purel 2732 02:18:00.319 --> 02:18:03.920 for a marathon of sex with Tally Zora Gay Alison 2733 02:18:04.079 --> 02:18:08.040 chains be like into my butt again. Same old dick 2734 02:18:08.319 --> 02:18:12.040 which called in my rear end the silver Spencer and the. 2735 02:18:16.079 --> 02:18:16.360 Email. 2736 02:18:16.440 --> 02:18:21.479 Okay, uh, the silver Spermer versus the goon yuck van 2737 02:18:22.440 --> 02:18:27.200 uh penis gripping deep needs for dinosaur chicken nuggets. No, Kanye, 2738 02:18:27.319 --> 02:18:29.520 don't say that the Jews are not gay. Ivan of 2739 02:18:29.600 --> 02:18:33.639 the Dead Nicholas Cage Me spent is my homepage. Round 2740 02:18:33.680 --> 02:18:38.360 eyed Asian fun fact scrumb Scrumbungless, creator of the many 2741 02:18:38.520 --> 02:18:43.079 famous Uganda knuckles VR chat moments, is also an experienced 2742 02:18:43.319 --> 02:18:50.520 third third furry porn three D porn animator. Yeow his 2743 02:18:50.719 --> 02:18:54.239 veiny Dick inside me Chip, his Minnie Dick and me 2744 02:18:54.559 --> 02:18:55.840 Chip Chip Skycark. 2745 02:18:57.840 --> 02:19:00.639 I feel like that what is that? That's not okay? 2746 02:19:00.959 --> 02:19:01.520 What the fuck? 2747 02:19:01.920 --> 02:19:02.520 What are you saying? 2748 02:19:02.600 --> 02:19:03.000 Game is that? 2749 02:19:03.600 --> 02:19:07.079 I'm not sure because I'm just I'm like, that's uh 2750 02:19:07.360 --> 02:19:12.000 that game with that uh uh dead black Ops, that's 2751 02:19:12.079 --> 02:19:13.680 that's a that's a zombies. 2752 02:19:14.200 --> 02:19:20.959 Oh okay, Scooby Rugi, Scooby Rook Riggers, Ripper Reds and 2753 02:19:21.360 --> 02:19:26.799 Ruine Ruggens. That's so fucking terrible. 2754 02:19:27.840 --> 02:19:32.719 Uh fallic First Timothy Shallow maze, big peepies come on 2755 02:19:32.959 --> 02:19:36.120 me doing walks in a shower to get all the 2756 02:19:36.239 --> 02:19:39.479 come down the drain. I'm hanging out with a bunch 2757 02:19:39.559 --> 02:19:44.040 of gooners like Valerie in the Dead Discord Chat Blair 2758 02:19:44.120 --> 02:19:48.719 White canonically banging Alex Jones, Derek, don't watch the current one, Derek, 2759 02:19:48.879 --> 02:19:54.719 don't watch the current piece anime. Netflix is making a remake, 2760 02:19:54.840 --> 02:19:56.360 a better animation and no filler. 2761 02:19:57.040 --> 02:19:57.479 Jay Z. 2762 02:19:59.319 --> 02:20:04.399 For the Japanese for I'm jay Z's in the Japanese 2763 02:20:04.479 --> 02:20:08.719 are the second coming of Miguelo Harris transfer pussy, rotating 2764 02:20:08.879 --> 02:20:12.200 Miyellow Harris transmat pussy in my mind like a rotatory 2765 02:20:12.319 --> 02:20:16.000 chicken to flex on people that can't visualize a fucking 2766 02:20:16.239 --> 02:20:17.200 app apple. 2767 02:20:18.719 --> 02:20:19.120 I just know. 2768 02:20:19.280 --> 02:20:21.799 I just know that memes like you can't visualize an apple. 2769 02:20:21.959 --> 02:20:26.280 Elong dick musk in my mouth death, the Shadow of 2770 02:20:26.319 --> 02:20:29.600 the Epstein Tree to the tune of Ducktails but fuck 2771 02:20:29.879 --> 02:20:35.600 splooge uh Jack the world's fastest MAJORI swen How does 2772 02:20:35.680 --> 02:20:38.639 it feel to be the best black driver of all time? 2773 02:20:39.159 --> 02:20:41.959 Lewis Hamilton? The British question is a British quest. I 2774 02:20:41.959 --> 02:20:44.520 don't know what that means. I'm not the best about 2775 02:20:44.559 --> 02:20:46.040 driver of all time. Big meat stinks. 2776 02:20:46.840 --> 02:20:49.840 My dick's so long ago after tying and not the 2777 02:20:49.920 --> 02:20:50.239 suck it. 2778 02:20:50.360 --> 02:20:53.399 That's crazy. And you're the man who's handies or eightier, 2779 02:20:53.479 --> 02:20:59.040 but not as dandy mister hooves Marvin Straight's heterosexual healing 2780 02:20:59.719 --> 02:21:04.440 he smoker gigs rubbing icy hot on my nicked shaved 2781 02:21:04.920 --> 02:21:07.200 and wave will see you how to my fleshly shaved 2782 02:21:07.360 --> 02:21:11.840 nicked penis and balls Jordan Basketball Peterson. 2783 02:21:12.879 --> 02:21:23.239 Night ops, little NIGGI uh fishing fishing you have in trouble. 2784 02:21:23.879 --> 02:21:26.799 Oh, so my god, I'm reading it ft signifier fucking 2785 02:21:27.280 --> 02:21:30.319 with the dreads like fucking with his dreads like an octopus. 2786 02:21:30.639 --> 02:21:33.399 I was reading it, or I was reading it for 2787 02:21:33.600 --> 02:21:36.319 what it was actually digging, not saying the person's name 2788 02:21:36.520 --> 02:21:39.280 because fd and his name is capitalized. So that's why 2789 02:21:39.319 --> 02:21:41.920 I was like, Oh, it's not EFTI signifier. This is 2790 02:21:41.959 --> 02:21:44.360 actually someone trying to make me read an f d 2791 02:21:45.159 --> 02:21:50.879 S sound together. Well yeah for this. 2792 02:21:53.120 --> 02:21:58.200 For just for sign it fear wave signifier. Did you 2793 02:21:58.280 --> 02:21:59.520 know that it stands for fat dick? 2794 02:22:00.079 --> 02:22:03.079 Makes sense, bro, he's a big guy. He's probably got 2795 02:22:03.120 --> 02:22:05.000 a fucking wide one. 2796 02:22:05.680 --> 02:22:08.360 Uh wave dashing at thirty miles per hour in the 2797 02:22:08.479 --> 02:22:13.799 Death of Night Kevin Durant's Feet, Iron Maiden Trooper, you 2798 02:22:14.000 --> 02:22:16.040 fucked my ass, but I'll fuck yours too. 2799 02:22:16.440 --> 02:22:18.000 I'll shuck you off till my. 2800 02:22:18.040 --> 02:22:21.440 Face is blue and mister Pance Aiden Ross needs to 2801 02:22:21.559 --> 02:22:25.920 be put down to prove wait for proof, look up. 2802 02:22:25.879 --> 02:22:28.360 Aiden Ross Fascism Baller in the First Sin. 2803 02:22:28.440 --> 02:22:31.239 All right, bro, bro, hey, bro, I don't know what's 2804 02:22:31.239 --> 02:22:31.479 going on. 2805 02:22:31.559 --> 02:22:33.920 Bro. He's just a young, dumb kid that ended up 2806 02:22:33.920 --> 02:22:37.079 being famous. I just want him to give me his money, 2807 02:22:37.120 --> 02:22:39.920 that's all. He's a dumb kid, that's it. 2808 02:22:40.079 --> 02:22:40.200 Man. 2809 02:22:40.399 --> 02:22:41.959 I don't really hate him too much. Of Jesus young 2810 02:22:42.000 --> 02:22:43.959 and stupid, and that's what being young is, especially when 2811 02:22:44.000 --> 02:22:45.360 you're I brought a bunch of. 2812 02:22:46.200 --> 02:22:50.600 I feel like you excuse too many things with youth. Yeah, 2813 02:22:50.879 --> 02:22:52.120 I guess like we've all been young. 2814 02:22:52.360 --> 02:22:53.799 No thing is we all been young, right, but none 2815 02:22:53.840 --> 02:22:57.079 of us were famous, none of us were rich but famous. 2816 02:22:57.079 --> 02:22:59.479 I wouldn't be a dumb cunt like that though, that's true. 2817 02:22:59.520 --> 02:23:01.760 But what happened is that he got you get and 2818 02:23:01.920 --> 02:23:04.639 when you're when you're when you're in coreat on, when 2819 02:23:04.680 --> 02:23:08.280 you're doing streaming, being stupid gets. 2820 02:23:08.120 --> 02:23:10.639 You that's true, you get I think there. I do 2821 02:23:10.799 --> 02:23:12.520 think that's accurate. I don't think you do have a 2822 02:23:12.600 --> 02:23:16.000 financial incentive to actually genuinely not learn anything new. I 2823 02:23:16.040 --> 02:23:20.079 don't care that he's even necessarily care that he's dumb. 2824 02:23:20.159 --> 02:23:22.559 It's just that he's a fucking asshole, because there's a 2825 02:23:22.680 --> 02:23:24.680 there's so many dumb streamers I've never heard about and 2826 02:23:24.719 --> 02:23:27.120 I never will. They're just staying in their lane, just 2827 02:23:27.200 --> 02:23:31.120 being stupid. But his his fucking demeanor, the way that 2828 02:23:31.200 --> 02:23:33.159 he like acts like he tries to actually he's tough 2829 02:23:33.239 --> 02:23:34.719 and that like, oh I'm gonna go poalle around with 2830 02:23:34.799 --> 02:23:38.079 these fucking uh the man spirit like get the funk at. 2831 02:23:38.079 --> 02:23:41.959 It with Speed, right, Like, I don't think Speed is 2832 02:23:41.959 --> 02:23:44.239 a bad kid, but I think he gets paid to 2833 02:23:44.319 --> 02:23:45.280 act the fool. 2834 02:23:46.639 --> 02:23:46.959 That you know. 2835 02:23:47.159 --> 02:23:51.479 I get that, so it leads to worse habits than 2836 02:23:51.520 --> 02:23:53.719 you because that's the especially when you're supposed to be 2837 02:23:53.920 --> 02:23:56.120 fucking figuring out your mad I don't care. I don't 2838 02:23:56.159 --> 02:23:57.200 care to humanize any ross. 2839 02:23:57.879 --> 02:24:01.200 Yeah, Like like Speed, I don't have the same disdain, 2840 02:24:01.399 --> 02:24:02.959 you know, I just think he's an idiot. But I 2841 02:24:03.000 --> 02:24:05.680 don't like, I don't know, he's not like he's not 2842 02:24:05.879 --> 02:24:08.239 extremely problematic, exactly, He's just a kid. 2843 02:24:08.319 --> 02:24:09.879 He did Yellow the Baby, and that was pretty well. 2844 02:24:10.000 --> 02:24:13.520 What he didn't do, that's right, that's probably racist now 2845 02:24:16.000 --> 02:24:20.120 something he sees like a black figure baby word inne 2846 02:24:20.319 --> 02:24:27.159 word inward cardboard pie smamba fudder is secret gill, secret 2847 02:24:27.239 --> 02:24:30.680 gay sex man, secret gay sex man. He's probe been 2848 02:24:30.799 --> 02:24:34.239 round man's assholes hands. 2849 02:24:39.159 --> 02:24:43.920 That's great, Jollio dipship. They done turned white panther, woke. 2850 02:24:45.399 --> 02:24:50.559 White panther, cipher grab freaking white panther was the character 2851 02:24:50.639 --> 02:24:56.319 at first. Oh man, he's black. Now they made Lucas 2852 02:24:56.639 --> 02:25:03.520 Page black Water and born. Imagine a black Yeah, you'rel 2853 02:25:03.840 --> 02:25:06.079 edition boy. You used to be that used to be 2854 02:25:06.239 --> 02:25:09.760 Colossus boy. I know who that is now. They just 2855 02:25:09.879 --> 02:25:14.159 put him in Harlem, woke them, napping up his damn 2856 02:25:14.200 --> 02:25:17.559 hair and gave him a record. Don't you think that's hair? 2857 02:25:18.479 --> 02:25:21.440 Used to us to have hairs his old ship, he 2858 02:25:21.520 --> 02:25:23.799 cut it. Yeah, he had a tr Remember God, I 2859 02:25:23.879 --> 02:25:25.760 don't remember that yellow shirt, the tiara. 2860 02:25:25.959 --> 02:25:26.280 I know that. 2861 02:25:26.360 --> 02:25:29.520 I always know the yellow shirt and remember ha yeah, 2862 02:25:29.920 --> 02:25:35.479 like like Sailor Moon. Yeah, are you serious? I don't 2863 02:25:35.479 --> 02:25:37.879 even remember old. I don't remember old Luke, this is 2864 02:25:38.000 --> 02:25:42.920 black Panther. It actually would make more sense to me, 2865 02:25:44.600 --> 02:25:48.239 like Royalty, Yeah, I would make more sense for Cas 2866 02:25:48.280 --> 02:25:53.280 just some guy guy shot. If you had worked, it 2867 02:25:53.319 --> 02:25:53.840 wouldn't worked. 2868 02:25:54.159 --> 02:25:54.600 That's true. 2869 02:25:55.520 --> 02:26:00.479 He probably has been. Oh I think, I mean, it's 2870 02:26:00.559 --> 02:26:02.799 not as bad as like, I wouldn't describe it. 2871 02:26:04.200 --> 02:26:05.520 It's a headband technically. 2872 02:26:05.639 --> 02:26:07.760 I know what you're saying. Yeah, but when I think 2873 02:26:07.760 --> 02:26:10.079 of it's like saying it's almost like calling a regular 2874 02:26:10.159 --> 02:26:12.520 egg of Faberge egg. You know what I mean. Yeah, 2875 02:26:14.840 --> 02:26:20.159 give one of the faveration. His biggest character, black Man, 2876 02:26:20.440 --> 02:26:22.520 before he had like some sort of like this maga it. 2877 02:26:22.600 --> 02:26:24.319 They literally were like, let's make it. Let's make a 2878 02:26:24.399 --> 02:26:26.719 black superhero. It was like, it's just making a black guy. 2879 02:26:27.280 --> 02:26:29.799 That's this whole thing is at least character. This is 2880 02:26:29.920 --> 02:26:33.120 Old Lucage, right, he was a person. Then he turns 2881 02:26:33.159 --> 02:26:37.280 into fucking he's a Persian. Yeah, he was just insert 2882 02:26:37.479 --> 02:26:38.040 my uncle. 2883 02:26:38.520 --> 02:26:38.639 Yo. 2884 02:26:39.760 --> 02:26:42.200 It's crazy, it's crazy. I got I got into a 2885 02:26:43.319 --> 02:26:44.719 I got into a car accident with a friend of 2886 02:26:44.719 --> 02:26:47.280 mine who's who's Persian, and he like he's split in half, 2887 02:26:48.440 --> 02:26:50.760 splitting half on a pole, and he was just full 2888 02:26:50.760 --> 02:26:59.319 of rugs. Your friend was drugs. The entire my friend 2889 02:26:59.360 --> 02:27:02.680 was Druggy just playing a person. Now when the police 2890 02:27:02.719 --> 02:27:04.360 got to the seat, it's every person is They're just 2891 02:27:04.639 --> 02:27:06.879 they're just That's what I wanted to know, Like where 2892 02:27:06.879 --> 02:27:08.920 they were they understanding that, Oh that is a person, 2893 02:27:09.280 --> 02:27:13.840 princess a rug No in between. 2894 02:27:14.840 --> 02:27:19.360 Now I'm very I'm very curious about my friend Muhammad, 2895 02:27:20.120 --> 02:27:22.760 Like are you I want to cut him open and 2896 02:27:22.799 --> 02:27:23.559 see what happens. 2897 02:27:23.920 --> 02:27:27.559 Oh and then like a least comes out. It's like 2898 02:27:27.680 --> 02:27:32.399 that scene in Spider It's like that scene that scene 2899 02:27:32.399 --> 02:27:35.639 in Spider Man where he gets the cut on the arm. Yeah, 2900 02:27:35.840 --> 02:27:40.040 there's no blood, it's just fabrics. It's like sack boy 2901 02:27:43.719 --> 02:27:47.600 man the blood. It's a Norman like, it's a tiny 2902 02:27:47.760 --> 02:27:50.600 rug man. It's like one of those samples that you'd 2903 02:27:50.639 --> 02:27:52.719 like feel to like make a decision on a rug. 2904 02:27:53.879 --> 02:28:01.360 I gotta go better leave a quicker Parker. It's Ruggy. 2905 02:28:05.239 --> 02:28:08.520 Just talking to the mask in the mask is not 2906 02:28:08.559 --> 02:28:12.159 person at all for another person about it. 2907 02:28:12.280 --> 02:28:15.000 But that's his middle named Peter, Peter Persian partner. 2908 02:28:16.600 --> 02:28:18.600 Is it Benjamin Peter? 2909 02:28:20.280 --> 02:28:26.200 So yeah, hello, my name is Peter. Hello, and my 2910 02:28:26.319 --> 02:28:33.239 friend I haven't been Peter Parker. I've seen that movie 2911 02:28:33.280 --> 02:28:35.079 so many times. I know exactly how he says that 2912 02:28:35.319 --> 02:28:36.440 squad La or. 2913 02:28:38.680 --> 02:28:43.719 The summer is nearly gone and still no Bunty. Oh right, right, 2914 02:28:44.239 --> 02:28:46.040 because I think Buntie said that he was going to 2915 02:28:46.079 --> 02:28:46.639 try to come. 2916 02:28:46.600 --> 02:28:47.280 Through or something. 2917 02:28:47.520 --> 02:28:50.360 Oh yeah, wasn't that years ago? It was no, it 2918 02:28:50.440 --> 02:28:52.719 was this year. No, no, no, no, it was this year. 2919 02:28:53.879 --> 02:28:55.799 Because he's like he's doing like super well, he's getting 2920 02:28:55.799 --> 02:28:56.280 on jacked. 2921 02:28:56.399 --> 02:28:58.799 Yeah, he's in really good shay. He got married and 2922 02:28:58.959 --> 02:29:00.879 he's been fucking beating and his girl is sick. 2923 02:29:00.959 --> 02:29:03.959 Dude. I was like, he puts it. He always puts 2924 02:29:03.959 --> 02:29:05.879 it on display in his stories. I'm like, dude, that's 2925 02:29:06.079 --> 02:29:08.440 that's trill holding her up like a kuma does that. 2926 02:29:08.600 --> 02:29:16.479 He beat somebody and his sponsored content. Yeah, yeah, so 2927 02:29:16.479 --> 02:29:17.799 it's pretty good. I want him. 2928 02:29:17.840 --> 02:29:18.600 Yea, he has been aisode. 2929 02:29:18.799 --> 02:29:20.840 Tell me, nigga, you gotta come through, like you gotta 2930 02:29:20.879 --> 02:29:21.200 have him. 2931 02:29:21.360 --> 02:29:24.360 We gotta have jalen On for sure, we gotta have Mike. 2932 02:29:25.719 --> 02:29:26.239 It's crazy. 2933 02:29:26.520 --> 02:29:28.559 Yeah. I always feel like makes just so busy. Nick. 2934 02:29:29.120 --> 02:29:31.719 You niggas just need to ask man, just fucking he 2935 02:29:32.000 --> 02:29:32.399 ask him. 2936 02:29:32.440 --> 02:29:33.840 If we ask him, he would be like, yeah, I 2937 02:29:33.879 --> 02:29:35.239 can fit a day while you can come. 2938 02:29:35.639 --> 02:29:39.840 When he has time, which is fine, right, Like, oh yeah, 2939 02:29:39.879 --> 02:29:41.680 I think this day I'm not doing anything. How does 2940 02:29:41.760 --> 02:29:42.200 that work for you? 2941 02:29:42.639 --> 02:29:44.559 That whenever I see no one's ever not doing anything, 2942 02:29:45.319 --> 02:29:47.520 that's not really do something happens you see him, we're 2943 02:29:47.559 --> 02:29:50.040 just hanging out. It's we're not talking about anything about work. 2944 02:29:50.760 --> 02:29:52.239 Even every time that I've ever hung out with him, 2945 02:29:52.239 --> 02:29:54.360 he's been like taking a break from like it's it's 2946 02:29:54.399 --> 02:29:56.920 usually him like taking a very quick break, you know. 2947 02:29:56.920 --> 02:29:58.840 I mean, he's just mega, he's just a work. 2948 02:29:59.600 --> 02:30:04.319 Think about this way, there's like oh okay, like some 2949 02:30:04.399 --> 02:30:07.200 of the most some of the most busiest people in 2950 02:30:07.239 --> 02:30:09.319 the world that have a thousand business and all that stuff, 2951 02:30:09.319 --> 02:30:13.319 they'll be like all right, yeah, well for my friend, I'll. 2952 02:30:13.200 --> 02:30:13.639 Take an hour. 2953 02:30:14.239 --> 02:30:17.959 I'll take an hour autistical. Well, basically because we're hanging 2954 02:30:18.040 --> 02:30:18.959 our show is hanging out. 2955 02:30:19.079 --> 02:30:21.959 That's true. Yeah, the same thing with the same thing, 2956 02:30:21.959 --> 02:30:22.959 the same with Lyle. 2957 02:30:23.000 --> 02:30:25.159 I actually feel bad because he's asked me like three 2958 02:30:25.239 --> 02:30:28.319 times already like let jam and I just like keep 2959 02:30:28.879 --> 02:30:31.319 i feel like I'm just not sleeping. 2960 02:30:31.399 --> 02:30:34.200 Well, so I'm always like have we seen last week, 2961 02:30:34.559 --> 02:30:39.719 I get lunch with him sometimes. I think the last 2962 02:30:39.760 --> 02:30:41.399 time I saw him was like maybe like a week 2963 02:30:41.520 --> 02:30:45.399 or two ago, though we saw him VIVS or not VIVS. 2964 02:30:45.399 --> 02:30:50.360 I'm uh, I mean yeah, okay, uh uh. 2965 02:30:51.079 --> 02:30:58.360 Fantastic four featuring Mister Fantastic Dick and Doctor Goon Bois. 2966 02:30:58.479 --> 02:31:04.040 Don't give him his jacket. Don't give his jacket, don't 2967 02:31:04.040 --> 02:31:06.600 give jackets. Rape them right now right? These are my 2968 02:31:06.840 --> 02:31:09.920 trading cards. They're so cool. I got a charge a 2969 02:31:10.479 --> 02:31:13.079 nine point eight conditions. Did you see that much? He's 2970 02:31:13.159 --> 02:31:16.440 selling the trading cards now? Oh? Yeah, I think this 2971 02:31:16.559 --> 02:31:19.120 is a second rendition. Yeah yeah. So like so they're 2972 02:31:19.159 --> 02:31:21.879 ninety nine dollars a pop. They're digital, and if you 2973 02:31:21.959 --> 02:31:24.399 buy fifteen of them you get one real one. Yeah yeah, 2974 02:31:24.520 --> 02:31:26.799 so for fifteen dollars, hundred dollars you can get a 2975 02:31:26.879 --> 02:31:28.760 real card with like a piece of his suit and 2976 02:31:28.799 --> 02:31:29.479 his suit. Yeah. 2977 02:31:29.559 --> 02:31:31.239 And then the second time, so I think this is 2978 02:31:31.280 --> 02:31:32.760 a suit when he whooped Biden's a. 2979 02:31:33.200 --> 02:31:34.840 Yeah, it was. It was debasically, but to me, I'm like, 2980 02:31:34.879 --> 02:31:37.079 why wouldn't you sell the assassination Like the assassination suit 2981 02:31:37.159 --> 02:31:38.760 is the one? Well that's the thing that I guess 2982 02:31:38.760 --> 02:31:40.879 the next one. I am, So this is the shot 2983 02:31:40.920 --> 02:31:43.040 that I was shot in the ear and they tried 2984 02:31:43.079 --> 02:31:46.120 to rape in my lest my ear made it. I 2985 02:31:46.760 --> 02:31:47.440 was so cool. 2986 02:31:47.639 --> 02:31:49.600 I was so cool and you could have a part 2987 02:31:49.680 --> 02:31:53.399 of my little suit here. So weird that that's literally 2988 02:31:53.440 --> 02:31:55.440 how he talks. And he's like, oh yeah, it's something, man, 2989 02:31:55.719 --> 02:31:56.280 I think you really go. 2990 02:31:56.600 --> 02:31:59.600 I think it's I think it's really careless insane now, dude, 2991 02:31:59.719 --> 02:32:01.639 it I mean, what is it? Always looked kind of dumb, 2992 02:32:01.680 --> 02:32:03.200 but now it's just like I just want him to 2993 02:32:03.719 --> 02:32:04.760 his hair looks blurry. 2994 02:32:05.280 --> 02:32:08.959 Yeah, I think he would if he shaved his head 2995 02:32:08.959 --> 02:32:10.600 and grew a beard. I think he would win so 2996 02:32:10.760 --> 02:32:13.680 easily because like it would make him be so hard. 2997 02:32:13.879 --> 02:32:16.760 Yeah, the hair hurts him, it does, and someone. 2998 02:32:17.440 --> 02:32:19.280 Still have a rugged appearance at all though he looks 2999 02:32:19.319 --> 02:32:20.000 just kind of silly. 3000 02:32:20.200 --> 02:32:22.879 I think somebody photoshopped him of how they think he 3001 02:32:22.959 --> 02:32:24.559 would look if he didn't do all the dumb ship. 3002 02:32:24.639 --> 02:32:27.120 He looked kind of hard. Well, the thing is already 3003 02:32:27.120 --> 02:32:29.239 surprised by that, honestly, Like, I just feel like, like, 3004 02:32:29.239 --> 02:32:31.120 because even that happened kind of recently with him, What 3005 02:32:31.239 --> 02:32:34.319 is it you guys haven't read a letter media. You 3006 02:32:34.399 --> 02:32:37.799 know Jay, like he cut his hair like he has 3007 02:32:37.840 --> 02:32:39.559 like a like a machine he has like a military 3008 02:32:39.680 --> 02:32:42.200 kind of buzz cut now and he looks there's like 3009 02:32:42.319 --> 02:32:43.959 means about it. Like it's like he looks like this 3010 02:32:44.079 --> 02:32:47.120 is like punished Jay because he looks so much tougher. 3011 02:32:47.200 --> 02:32:47.639 It's crazy. 3012 02:32:47.719 --> 02:32:49.600 Yeah, because because you would have it all nice and 3013 02:32:49.760 --> 02:32:52.399 like kind of great heat, have nice hair. Yeah, but 3014 02:32:52.520 --> 02:32:56.200 I was just like the punished era. It looks like 3015 02:32:56.239 --> 02:32:59.159 a version of fucking well, blame fucking Jim, what do 3016 02:32:59.200 --> 02:32:59.479 you want to. 3017 02:33:01.399 --> 02:33:05.559 Honestly like, dude, his impact is wild. Yea, god damn. 3018 02:33:05.600 --> 02:33:12.799 It looks like I don't know re you. I guess 3019 02:33:13.360 --> 02:33:14.799 he just looks like were you stoic? 3020 02:33:14.959 --> 02:33:18.000 Right, Yes, yes he is. He's very very much so. 3021 02:33:19.440 --> 02:33:22.799 Uh this sea panterra, this seed, the cream, can't waste 3022 02:33:22.840 --> 02:33:23.959 to drop your sperm. 3023 02:33:24.479 --> 02:33:28.479 It's making us fucking, fucking, fucking fucking homo. 3024 02:33:30.319 --> 02:33:32.479 I didn't say in the in the thing, sorry guy, 3025 02:33:32.600 --> 02:33:38.399 but the bone in in bonus Chicken, lis asparagus, binging 3026 02:33:38.479 --> 02:33:43.600 pisted Dealer, Smitchie the Kid, the amt forcibly administering extrad 3027 02:33:43.639 --> 02:33:46.280 into old men, helped me. I'm stuck in a well. 3028 02:33:46.479 --> 02:33:50.200 Nine to eleven is the seven eleven full of monkeys. 3029 02:33:50.879 --> 02:33:53.479 I've got two dicks, and I'm not afraid to use them. 3030 02:33:53.559 --> 02:33:57.399 She pipkin on my pippa poopy possum bare necks, part 3031 02:33:57.440 --> 02:33:59.000 of a complete breakfast love it. 3032 02:33:59.719 --> 02:34:02.040 Uh. Oh, by the way I found the I didn't. 3033 02:34:02.200 --> 02:34:06.000 I thought it was Snapchat, but it's TikTok. The voice distorted. 3034 02:34:06.680 --> 02:34:10.000 Oh yeah, So you like record your voice and then 3035 02:34:10.040 --> 02:34:11.440 you put the filter on to make it like this. 3036 02:34:11.520 --> 02:34:14.479 So I made an RFK video yesterday just like. 3037 02:34:16.040 --> 02:34:20.000 H and then I put it on put on Twitter 3038 02:34:20.479 --> 02:34:24.000 because uh, just to address his dissolusion fans, you know, 3039 02:34:24.159 --> 02:34:25.159 just let her know like I'm. 3040 02:34:25.040 --> 02:34:27.719 Sorry, Like I'm sorry, I'm so fucking just well, the 3041 02:34:28.120 --> 02:34:30.200 thing is how much it actually sounds like him. My 3042 02:34:30.360 --> 02:34:33.760 brain is being slowly digested. 3043 02:34:35.120 --> 02:34:37.200 Several sand worms from doom. 3044 02:34:38.360 --> 02:34:40.159 There are sandworms in my brain. 3045 02:34:40.559 --> 02:34:43.760 Like check this outludes in my head? 3046 02:34:46.559 --> 02:34:56.920 What's Goodted me endorsing Donald Trump? But a half of 3047 02:34:57.040 --> 02:34:59.120 my brain has been eaten by a worm. 3048 02:34:59.239 --> 02:35:00.760 So what did you expect? 3049 02:35:01.879 --> 02:35:06.079 Make America healthy again? We want bare necks and pigeon 3050 02:35:06.239 --> 02:35:10.440 calves on every child's played in school and no more 3051 02:35:10.600 --> 02:35:12.440 vaccines about their evil fauci. 3052 02:35:13.319 --> 02:35:17.319 You know what's crazy, Like that's not that somehow not 3053 02:35:17.399 --> 02:35:20.120 that family wasting on him, dude, all the younger they 3054 02:35:20.200 --> 02:35:21.879 hate him. This nigga is dumb. 3055 02:35:22.600 --> 02:35:25.280 They hate him. I think it's literally from a place 3056 02:35:25.360 --> 02:35:28.559 of it's like a concert, like this is our stupid relative. 3057 02:35:29.280 --> 02:35:33.440 It's not his fault necessarily, but like he's not fit 3058 02:35:33.760 --> 02:35:36.600 for what he's trying to do. Stop enabling him. 3059 02:35:37.440 --> 02:35:39.760 Which when he chose, when he chose the dorse Trump, 3060 02:35:39.799 --> 02:35:41.879 they were like, you're an embarrassment to our fucking family, 3061 02:35:42.799 --> 02:35:45.920 and you are so disrespectful to the fucking last name 3062 02:35:45.959 --> 02:35:46.159 you have. 3063 02:35:46.239 --> 02:35:50.000 And I'm like, yeow, I mean John was well, they 3064 02:35:50.000 --> 02:35:54.840 were always doing good ship. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. 3065 02:35:55.239 --> 02:35:57.200 I'm just saying there are a lot of Kennedys that 3066 02:35:57.239 --> 02:36:01.840 aren't related to him. The last note of Kennedy was shot, 3067 02:36:02.239 --> 02:36:04.319 you know, like and it was JFK. It wasn't the 3068 02:36:04.360 --> 02:36:08.120 other one. So like it's been a while, like the 3069 02:36:08.239 --> 02:36:13.399 idea that like, oh this this family is so important, 3070 02:36:13.520 --> 02:36:15.840 like not really really, I know what I understand, that's 3071 02:36:15.840 --> 02:36:17.920 not what necessarily people are saying, but like it's weird 3072 02:36:17.959 --> 02:36:20.120 people are even paying attention to them. Well in American media. 3073 02:36:20.159 --> 02:36:22.040 It is the closest thing to the Royal family that 3074 02:36:22.200 --> 02:36:25.239 we had as far as but as far as like 3075 02:36:26.440 --> 02:36:28.600 but like as as some as a family being important 3076 02:36:28.600 --> 02:36:30.639 in America, Like really. 3077 02:36:30.479 --> 02:36:31.239 Who else is there? 3078 02:36:31.879 --> 02:36:33.399 I mean, what do you think of like a really 3079 02:36:33.440 --> 02:36:34.319 important family? 3080 02:36:35.479 --> 02:36:40.040 The Lows the actually royal family that is that is 3081 02:36:40.440 --> 02:36:43.520 very true. They're global. They're more like they're but they're 3082 02:36:43.559 --> 02:36:46.079 from well known, but they're from here, so they're they're 3083 02:36:46.360 --> 02:36:53.120 they're not from here. Whoa to lift his head out 3084 02:36:53.200 --> 02:37:00.280 of the table. They're not really they're brown standing up ship. 3085 02:37:00.440 --> 02:37:06.040 I become the Greene was it was just like a 3086 02:37:06.159 --> 02:37:09.360 mile long Markle Michael Clark Duncan. I think, yeah, Markle 3087 02:37:09.440 --> 02:37:23.280 Clark marcle and Angela Markle Clark Duncan adult do what 3088 02:37:23.399 --> 02:37:25.600 he says it look is that his catchphrase? It's the 3089 02:37:25.920 --> 02:37:36.840 incredible doll. Fuck you man. Hulker Simpson. Let's see he 3090 02:37:36.920 --> 02:37:38.559 does become hulking one episode. Oh he does. 3091 02:37:38.639 --> 02:37:40.440 That's actually a good episode. It's like one of the 3092 02:37:40.639 --> 02:37:43.840 later ones. But I actually enjoyed it episode because because 3093 02:37:43.840 --> 02:37:46.360 stan Lee is like, he's not the Hulk I am, 3094 02:37:46.399 --> 02:37:48.959 and he rips his shirt and then like the comic 3095 02:37:49.000 --> 02:37:51.280 book guys like uh yeah, and he's like I did 3096 02:37:51.319 --> 02:37:53.079 it once, Like he's so sad. 3097 02:37:52.879 --> 02:37:58.959 He actually believes this funny bit. I wish. Oh he starts. 3098 02:37:59.239 --> 02:38:01.200 He starts like he goes in the comic book story 3099 02:38:01.239 --> 02:38:03.879 and start covering everything with Marvel Comics. Yeah, he fucking 3100 02:38:03.959 --> 02:38:06.559 shoves a hulk in the Batmobile and Ruin's millhouses. 3101 02:38:07.239 --> 02:38:09.520 I want to see. I want to see an official 3102 02:38:09.520 --> 02:38:11.239 clip of The Simpsons. I want to see comic guy 3103 02:38:11.319 --> 02:38:14.040 walking out of walking off of the Laited Express, walking 3104 02:38:14.079 --> 02:38:18.760 off of Jeffy Epstein's playing and saying best flight, which 3105 02:38:18.879 --> 02:38:21.879 is very accurate. I'm pretty sure you would do that. 3106 02:38:23.239 --> 02:38:26.440 He's got a wet face. I hate, I hate how much. 3107 02:38:26.600 --> 02:38:30.280 I hate how much guy? You Yeah, yeah, you are 3108 02:38:30.319 --> 02:38:34.920 the comic guy. Yeah yeah, you pedophile. I'm what I mean. 3109 02:38:35.000 --> 02:38:37.360 We literally just got done discuss him getting off as talking. 3110 02:38:37.200 --> 02:38:39.040 About the real one, not the fucking variation. 3111 02:38:39.280 --> 02:38:45.399 You literally you did not differentiate. That's crazy, that was 3112 02:38:45.479 --> 02:38:50.680 canonically established. Like just like and you're like, man, I'm 3113 02:38:50.719 --> 02:38:55.399 so much like this guy, just like me. Yeah what Simpson? 3114 02:38:55.719 --> 02:39:00.840 Uh yeah, I would definitely be be the Mexican guy. 3115 02:39:00.840 --> 02:39:02.520 It just like a bee bumba bee. 3116 02:39:02.559 --> 02:39:02.680 Man. 3117 02:39:02.799 --> 02:39:08.079 Yeah, I hated that because I was like, what is this? 3118 02:39:08.559 --> 02:39:10.879 It was just this is the most out of place thing. 3119 02:39:11.479 --> 02:39:14.559 It was just like it was just Mexican television. 3120 02:39:14.600 --> 02:39:14.760 Man. 3121 02:39:14.879 --> 02:39:16.559 I love it was so funny because he was he 3122 02:39:16.600 --> 02:39:19.159 might as well be the guy that got the freaking 3123 02:39:19.280 --> 02:39:23.719 dude from I don't know what. That big guy might 3124 02:39:23.760 --> 02:39:26.399 as well have been Claymation for how well he fit 3125 02:39:26.440 --> 02:39:26.920 into that chest. 3126 02:39:27.360 --> 02:39:28.920 They were like, we're not going to give people colors 3127 02:39:28.959 --> 02:39:30.440 in this game. We're gonna make your body yellow. But 3128 02:39:30.479 --> 02:39:33.120 it's like, then you have black and you have black 3129 02:39:33.200 --> 02:39:36.000 and brown people. If you think about it, there's no 3130 02:39:36.159 --> 02:39:36.799 more just white. 3131 02:39:36.840 --> 02:39:39.440 If you think about it, there's there's no more anti 3132 02:39:39.600 --> 02:39:42.239 white piece of media than The Simpsons because they specifically 3133 02:39:42.399 --> 02:39:45.479 exclude white people. They really should somebody there's the only 3134 02:39:45.600 --> 02:39:46.280 guy with a bone. 3135 02:39:46.399 --> 02:39:49.079 They're as straight up in the series two. 3136 02:39:49.159 --> 02:39:54.159 Absolutely, Yeah, they're actually they're actually wider. Yeah, it's actually 3137 02:39:54.239 --> 02:39:56.959 kind of funny that they do that, the kind of 3138 02:39:57.399 --> 02:39:59.959 which is actually kind of very racist, like the palette swapped. 3139 02:40:00.040 --> 02:40:03.520 I feel it's kind of crazy, you know they did, 3140 02:40:03.639 --> 02:40:05.280 but I feel like they've definitely had the idea of 3141 02:40:05.360 --> 02:40:07.200 that at first, and then they were like, let's just 3142 02:40:07.360 --> 02:40:09.120 make other people and they were like, oh, we were not. 3143 02:40:09.280 --> 02:40:10.760 To do this. Yeah, they fucked up. 3144 02:40:10.760 --> 02:40:12.879 They should have did it, like Haronold not sorry Doug 3145 02:40:13.159 --> 02:40:15.959 Doug because they were actually there was different colors. 3146 02:40:16.000 --> 02:40:20.399 Now Doug was fucking Caucasian for he's the main character. 3147 02:40:21.360 --> 02:40:26.440 Misdefeated my own argument, your main character has to be 3148 02:40:26.600 --> 02:40:28.600 white and your best friend has to be black. That's 3149 02:40:28.600 --> 02:40:30.319 how you Yeah, but it can't doesn't have to be 3150 02:40:30.440 --> 02:40:31.040 black for real. 3151 02:40:31.239 --> 02:40:35.559 How he became accessible. That's helped for you too, dude, You're. 3152 02:40:35.399 --> 02:40:38.079 Like hopped onto my train. You're there. 3153 02:40:38.120 --> 02:40:41.040 But definitely helped having a black best friend out having 3154 02:40:41.040 --> 02:40:42.319 a black best friend and couldn't have. 3155 02:40:43.920 --> 02:40:46.040 It wouldn't have got as good. It's how it works, man. 3156 02:40:46.040 --> 02:40:47.319 You gotta have a black side man. 3157 02:40:48.040 --> 02:40:49.479 Yeah, the universe. 3158 02:40:50.760 --> 02:40:55.680 Themselves, universe wouldn't have accepted it and like nope, they're like, 3159 02:40:55.719 --> 02:40:58.040 all right, Jalen's good, but we need something that's a 3160 02:40:58.079 --> 02:40:58.440 little more. 3161 02:40:58.559 --> 02:41:03.319 Goofy was just a real, real person with an actual 3162 02:41:03.479 --> 02:41:06.639 life the universe. Sweeney at that time was just sort 3163 02:41:06.680 --> 02:41:08.799 of lingering. I was around work. 3164 02:41:09.159 --> 02:41:11.319 It worked it's like, all right, Tom Sweeney, boom, it's gone. 3165 02:41:11.399 --> 02:41:14.120 It's on Tom Sweeney is now just take your food 3166 02:41:14.159 --> 02:41:14.639 and funk with it. 3167 02:41:14.719 --> 02:41:16.399 You said. I remember I had a burrito once I 3168 02:41:16.479 --> 02:41:18.600 was I was threatening to throw it on the ground, 3169 02:41:19.159 --> 02:41:21.360 and you were just so genuinely the jet wow that 3170 02:41:21.920 --> 02:41:23.520 I didn't do it. I wouldn't. I wouldn't have actually 3171 02:41:23.559 --> 02:41:25.159 done it. All right, let me finish. It's not true 3172 02:41:25.239 --> 02:41:27.120 you wanted to do it. I did not want to 3173 02:41:27.200 --> 02:41:29.600 do that. Are you kidding? No way, I'm hanging over 3174 02:41:29.680 --> 02:41:33.840 the bar. We never waste burritos, never waste burritos ASMR. 3175 02:41:33.959 --> 02:41:37.360 But unless it was a breakast BURRITOMR. But got a 3176 02:41:37.399 --> 02:41:38.360 lot of people angry about that. 3177 02:41:38.559 --> 02:41:41.680 Yeah, I know that. People people, Yeah, people there. Yeah, 3178 02:41:42.520 --> 02:41:44.239 I just I don't know. I just it's not a 3179 02:41:44.280 --> 02:41:46.680 breakfast thing to me. Yeah, there's something that's your tilla 3180 02:41:46.799 --> 02:41:49.559 is just are feel very lunch dinner oriented? I don't know, 3181 02:41:49.600 --> 02:41:52.120 they're not very breakfast oriented to me. You know, I 3182 02:41:52.200 --> 02:41:53.920 just grew up around a lot of you know, filthy 3183 02:41:54.159 --> 02:41:56.440 that would make sense, Yeah, filthy. I'm not. I won't 3184 02:41:56.440 --> 02:41:58.719 say that. I won't finish it, but you understand rhymes 3185 02:41:58.760 --> 02:42:03.879 with Mexican, Mexican Mexican food also is just wasn't wasn't 3186 02:42:03.959 --> 02:42:08.879 really a Mexican? Is that just a Mexican from Texas? 3187 02:42:09.000 --> 02:42:14.479 What is that? I feel like, Uh yeah, I don't know. 3188 02:42:15.280 --> 02:42:17.879 Mexican food just isn't. Isn't big in New York? Really? 3189 02:42:18.000 --> 02:42:18.120 You know? 3190 02:42:18.399 --> 02:42:19.879 Yeah not really? You have like a there's like a 3191 02:42:20.000 --> 02:42:22.399 Mexican place every now and then ASMR. 3192 02:42:22.559 --> 02:42:25.680 But it's just you three making your most disgusting wet 3193 02:42:25.760 --> 02:42:30.559 mouth noises. Wet mouth, no, wet mouth. 3194 02:42:31.639 --> 02:42:36.920 Three hours of this wet mouth noise, and that water 3195 02:42:37.000 --> 02:42:39.360 on the mic just destroyed some reason. It's audible water, 3196 02:42:39.840 --> 02:42:41.040 very audible. 3197 02:42:43.319 --> 02:42:43.600 Artists. 3198 02:42:45.719 --> 02:42:50.399 Okay, I would whoa, I would suck Sydney Sweeney's eggs 3199 02:42:50.479 --> 02:42:53.040 out of her uterus like Boba tea facts. 3200 02:42:53.159 --> 02:42:55.959 There you go. British people come then be like what's 3201 02:42:56.040 --> 02:42:57.559 all this? Then I fall. 3202 02:42:57.440 --> 02:43:04.440 Asleep to Inward compilations. Devin is pregnant, Congrats, I show 3203 02:43:04.479 --> 02:43:05.399 speed joined the IRA. 3204 02:43:05.639 --> 02:43:06.120 That's true. 3205 02:43:06.920 --> 02:43:10.159 Listen to Anne Hathaway say the in word singing Tupac's 3206 02:43:10.200 --> 02:43:10.799 how do you Want It? 3207 02:43:10.879 --> 02:43:14.840 That's awesome, that's great. I love that coming up Nigga 3208 02:43:14.920 --> 02:43:16.680 and that's awesome. Really I want to I want to 3209 02:43:16.680 --> 02:43:18.280 say that Ann Hathaway was one of those people too, 3210 02:43:18.399 --> 02:43:20.639 was like weirdly like like cartoon pretty yeah, she had 3211 02:43:20.680 --> 02:43:23.559 like like the big eyes. Yeah. I actually I didn't. 3212 02:43:23.639 --> 02:43:25.399 I didn't really care about her until I saw her 3213 02:43:25.479 --> 02:43:26.239 breast in something. 3214 02:43:27.000 --> 02:43:28.959 And also I didn't care that I saw her breast 3215 02:43:28.959 --> 02:43:29.879 and I was like, oh, I kind of like. 3216 02:43:29.920 --> 02:43:36.799 Anne Hathaway's broke. Well, she's definitely very very well. 3217 02:43:37.000 --> 02:43:39.280 Yeah, transfim gremlin. You was just like not young. 3218 02:43:39.319 --> 02:43:41.159 He's like in her forties now, I think pretty much. 3219 02:43:42.040 --> 02:43:44.760 Has to be older than that. Who knows, probably late forties, 3220 02:43:44.840 --> 02:43:46.760 who knows. I literally have no idea. Look at it. 3221 02:43:46.799 --> 02:43:49.879 Look it up and Hathaway. Look up, look up and 3222 02:43:50.040 --> 02:43:50.959 Hathaway naked. 3223 02:43:50.799 --> 02:43:57.959 Age Yeah, and Hathaway breast because I I don't remember 3224 02:43:58.000 --> 02:43:59.719 what movie that was from, but her, she's naked in 3225 02:43:59.799 --> 02:44:01.639 some Then I was like, hey, I think that was 3226 02:44:02.079 --> 02:44:02.680 again a half away. 3227 02:44:02.680 --> 02:44:03.239 I respect her. 3228 02:44:03.479 --> 02:44:11.200 I think that was only forty one. She's only forty one. Jones. Well, 3229 02:44:11.319 --> 02:44:13.319 so she was like maybe like what like fifteen when 3230 02:44:13.719 --> 02:44:17.479 she be so young? Yeah, she was young, she was. 3231 02:44:17.799 --> 02:44:19.440 I just kind of assumed that she was like early 3232 02:44:20.000 --> 02:44:24.639 from hoodie hood. That makes sense from the hood. Actually, 3233 02:44:24.840 --> 02:44:28.520 that's why she said nigga. Yeah she's saying yeah, of 3234 02:44:28.600 --> 02:44:29.040 course she did. 3235 02:44:29.840 --> 02:44:32.159 Brooklyn said it around her black female friends and they 3236 02:44:32.159 --> 02:44:33.120 were like, say it more. 3237 02:44:33.239 --> 02:44:35.559 She was like, I say it more you. 3238 02:44:36.040 --> 02:44:41.760 Michael Jackson, Mama, say mama saw mom molested child allegedly. 3239 02:44:41.879 --> 02:44:42.479 It's so hard. 3240 02:44:42.600 --> 02:44:49.079 Yeah, that's molested child because well it's because he he 3241 02:44:49.200 --> 02:44:51.000 put in an extra syllable. I shouldn't be there. 3242 02:44:51.000 --> 02:44:54.120 So to just be mama, say Mama saw molested child, 3243 02:44:54.159 --> 02:44:57.719 then shouldn't be mama, say mama saw ma moleste. Yeah, 3244 02:44:57.920 --> 02:45:01.479 he played an extra mon there. But I get it 3245 02:45:01.760 --> 02:45:05.920 crack the Canadian Uh know what, know what? 3246 02:45:06.399 --> 02:45:08.760 You know what? 3247 02:45:09.000 --> 02:45:13.000 You're gay and when you're gay, you're gay and you 3248 02:45:13.159 --> 02:45:16.840 are always gay. That was it for me to reade. 3249 02:45:18.399 --> 02:45:22.200 Oh okay, So she when you say that there's a 3250 02:45:22.319 --> 02:45:30.200 movie three years ago, was sixteen. Holy wow. That's kind 3251 02:45:30.200 --> 02:45:32.920 of nuts. Until she was young, I remember her being 3252 02:45:33.000 --> 02:45:34.879 like way young when yeah, I mean I just I 3253 02:45:34.959 --> 02:45:39.680 just didn't think about it. Sleep Metallica and the jiz 3254 02:45:39.920 --> 02:45:44.120 still stains me. So stroke it until it creams. Good job, sir. 3255 02:45:44.760 --> 02:45:48.600 I haven't washed my hands since twenty fifteen fires put 3256 02:45:48.680 --> 02:45:52.959 themselves out, how now when I reach for them? Three 3257 02:45:53.120 --> 02:45:54.760 x so nutting on a girl's for it and then 3258 02:45:54.799 --> 02:45:57.079 smearing it to the smearing the tip. 3259 02:45:57.520 --> 02:45:59.399 Wow, I'm not fucking reading more right now. 3260 02:46:00.079 --> 02:46:06.159 So if his dick while saying sim simba with vitriol, 3261 02:46:06.840 --> 02:46:11.879 Colton Saladino fucking sucks, there's just a bunch of peas 3262 02:46:12.040 --> 02:46:17.360 and then and then at pussy uh, slurping, stroking, smoking, joking, 3263 02:46:17.440 --> 02:46:19.959 the mocon going like this, dripping mites, insulting Kingston and 3264 02:46:20.079 --> 02:46:21.879 Jamaican HOPTOI. 3265 02:46:22.760 --> 02:46:25.559 Sweete's grandma beating him to death. 3266 02:46:25.520 --> 02:46:28.680 With a sledgehammer for saying the inn word. Queers of 3267 02:46:28.760 --> 02:46:31.280 the Stone Age be like, I'll swallow your flow. Let 3268 02:46:31.360 --> 02:46:33.159 me lick your balls and your whole. 3269 02:46:33.680 --> 02:46:38.120 How many sledgehammers the hesit? How many sledgehammer hits do. 3270 02:46:38.200 --> 02:46:39.920 You think you can endure? Eighteen? 3271 02:46:40.280 --> 02:46:42.559 I think maybe one. 3272 02:46:42.479 --> 02:46:47.319 And depends on eighteen on my foot, OPI want you 3273 02:46:47.360 --> 02:46:47.680 blow me. 3274 02:46:48.280 --> 02:46:52.440 I beat him off, sucking his penis just to show 3275 02:46:52.680 --> 02:46:56.360 that I'm gay. Quemlin the Grimlin, that rotten old Jimmy dick, 3276 02:46:56.559 --> 02:46:58.840 evil Sween says, I love the gays. 3277 02:46:59.159 --> 02:47:00.680 We're on the last page. Should I killed her? You 3278 02:47:00.760 --> 02:47:01.799 want to take it? I think? 3279 02:47:01.920 --> 02:47:02.200 All right? 3280 02:47:03.959 --> 02:47:04.360 Like what are you? 3281 02:47:04.479 --> 02:47:04.520 Like? 3282 02:47:04.559 --> 02:47:06.319 What happened? Like if you go into a sledgehammer, you 3283 02:47:06.479 --> 02:47:08.959 catch it, like you catch the sledge and you just 3284 02:47:09.079 --> 02:47:09.559 guide with it? 3285 02:47:09.719 --> 02:47:11.760 Is that possible? That? Like? What do you say? 3286 02:47:11.840 --> 02:47:11.879 What? 3287 02:47:12.120 --> 02:47:14.680 What do you say? It's a sledge hammer, right, Yeah, 3288 02:47:14.799 --> 02:47:19.559 it's coming at you and you look. There's only one 3289 02:47:19.639 --> 02:47:24.120 queer letter, No more, no more questions by easy. Put 3290 02:47:24.159 --> 02:47:30.239 your hand on my shoulder tunes happen your cock in 3291 02:47:30.600 --> 02:47:41.639 my asshole? Pin me with your arms? Homo? Uh? How's written? 3292 02:47:43.000 --> 02:47:49.760 Wage Slate five eighty three Brothers Brothers presents Vegeta's Galactic 3293 02:47:49.799 --> 02:47:53.680 Food Review Channel. Vegeta doing a food review channels. Awesome, 3294 02:47:53.840 --> 02:47:55.559 that would be great. Thank you for tuning in Today. 3295 02:47:55.600 --> 02:47:58.920 We're gonna be going over red beads and rice beads 3296 02:47:58.959 --> 02:48:03.159 and fiery chicken fries. Now I've seen everything. 3297 02:48:03.639 --> 02:48:08.159 I would love some chicken fries, Mediterranean fries with some 3298 02:48:08.360 --> 02:48:12.959 chicken and some fucking lettuce, some nickeled celery, so. 3299 02:48:13.120 --> 02:48:19.120 Chicken fried steak. They have a they fried the steaky chicken. Yes, yeah, 3300 02:48:20.239 --> 02:48:24.239 I hate I hate Southerners sometimes, so it's like chicken 3301 02:48:24.280 --> 02:48:28.879 fried chicken fried blank chicken fried water, basically chicken fried water. 3302 02:48:29.000 --> 02:48:29.120 Right. 3303 02:48:29.200 --> 02:48:31.680 Now, they took the idea of a snitzel, right, and 3304 02:48:31.760 --> 02:48:34.479 then they just played it. Well that's what it is, right, 3305 02:48:34.600 --> 02:48:36.879 a snitzel. So like they took the idea and then 3306 02:48:36.920 --> 02:48:38.479 they like a snitzel, which is like a lot of 3307 02:48:38.520 --> 02:48:40.920 times like just a chicken patty of fried chicken patty. 3308 02:48:41.120 --> 02:48:42.920 So they're like, oh, it's chicken fried and then they 3309 02:48:42.959 --> 02:48:46.639 applied it to everything. Oh so chicken fried chicken. And 3310 02:48:46.680 --> 02:48:49.479 I'm like, I where's the sledge hammer, like like I 3311 02:48:49.559 --> 02:48:52.120 want to hit somebody who's in get chicken fried chicken 3312 02:48:52.280 --> 02:48:57.479 at that point chen chicken chicken fried. Mao, you gotta, 3313 02:48:57.719 --> 02:48:59.280 you gotta, you gotta, you gotta put the batter on 3314 02:48:59.280 --> 02:49:00.280 the male point. 3315 02:49:00.360 --> 02:49:01.680 At that point you have to take you have to 3316 02:49:01.719 --> 02:49:03.840 pick them up and fun them like that pencil sharp 3317 02:49:07.760 --> 02:49:11.719 this stuff, big old Texan with a yard. What are 3318 02:49:11.760 --> 02:49:12.159 you doing? 3319 02:49:15.200 --> 02:49:15.520 Lord? 3320 02:49:16.120 --> 02:49:19.000 You're giving him then after a while. 3321 02:49:18.879 --> 02:49:23.920 Hes ry good, after a while, straight through his pants, 3322 02:49:25.799 --> 02:49:26.440 pants and you just. 3323 02:49:28.000 --> 02:49:32.719 You're you you through his pants, but you're pushing the 3324 02:49:32.799 --> 02:49:34.920 pants further and further into his asshole to the poy 3325 02:49:34.959 --> 02:49:36.840 where there's a full pair of jeans in his asshole. 3326 02:49:42.120 --> 02:49:45.319 Oh my lord, it's only the very end of it. 3327 02:49:45.399 --> 02:49:49.000 He has to pull it out of his as I'm 3328 02:49:49.040 --> 02:49:53.920 all damned up, you know, well, not bad at the 3329 02:49:54.079 --> 02:49:57.040 at the end of the day, honestly pulling his pants. 3330 02:49:57.600 --> 02:50:01.479 I've had tougher ships. Eating fucking twenty ounces of steak 3331 02:50:01.600 --> 02:50:12.440 every other minute, every other minute, so every other so, 3332 02:50:13.360 --> 02:50:15.639 so for a half hour, a half hour every hour, 3333 02:50:16.159 --> 02:50:19.200 basically for a half hour and an hour. 3334 02:50:20.959 --> 02:50:23.040 For half hour every hour, he's not eating steak. 3335 02:50:23.520 --> 02:50:27.000 The idea is is it so? Is it accumulating while 3336 02:50:27.040 --> 02:50:31.239 he's eating the steak. So he's eating, he's twenty ounces 3337 02:50:31.479 --> 02:50:35.840 every every other minute, So one minute, twenty ounces. One 3338 02:50:36.799 --> 02:50:39.600 a minute passes, he is he's testing it, and then 3339 02:50:39.639 --> 02:50:42.200 the next minute he's eating twenty ounces in the steak again, 3340 02:50:42.399 --> 02:50:45.040 eats the whole fucking thing. Then for one minute he's like, 3341 02:50:45.440 --> 02:50:47.600 he looks like, he's he looks like he's full, he's like, 3342 02:50:49.000 --> 02:50:50.079 and the next minute. 3343 02:50:56.840 --> 02:51:06.200 When he Sh'S like, and then when he's he's a 3344 02:51:06.280 --> 02:51:08.079 minute will pass and then he has to eat worst 3345 02:51:08.239 --> 02:51:08.840 as he's shipping. 3346 02:51:09.159 --> 02:51:17.799 There's a steakhouse with toilet seeds. Here's just they're shipping 3347 02:51:17.879 --> 02:51:21.479 and eating twenty out steaks, and that's why getting pants 3348 02:51:21.600 --> 02:51:24.479 shoved up his ass isn't that bad. It's like it's 3349 02:51:25.959 --> 02:51:28.000 it kind of just scared me. It broke me out 3350 02:51:28.040 --> 02:51:33.319 of my habit of maybe I don't don listen to 3351 02:51:33.440 --> 02:51:34.799 hit my spot by your pretty hands on one of 3352 02:51:34.799 --> 02:51:37.959 the best versionals I've ever heard. No, you gotta pay 3353 02:51:37.959 --> 02:51:39.719 the troll tolls again to woicehole gate six. How do 3354 02:51:39.799 --> 02:51:41.760 people not get that? Just nutting in your hand and 3355 02:51:41.840 --> 02:51:44.040 then fast balling that ship into the nearest toilet is 3356 02:51:44.079 --> 02:51:50.520 the true way fast It's a spear. He throws it 3357 02:51:50.639 --> 02:51:55.000 for a moment and just grows. I want long schlung 3358 02:51:55.200 --> 02:51:59.760 silver to dig in my treasure island cummies imprisoning me 3359 02:52:00.200 --> 02:52:02.719 all that I see absolute whiteness, he lo, But it's 3360 02:52:02.760 --> 02:52:06.120 me coming into an electrical saget. Maybe fishy Arthur Morgan's 3361 02:52:06.159 --> 02:52:11.600 pr manager, Nate Higgers. I'll I'll carpet bomb the Gaza 3362 02:52:11.639 --> 02:52:13.760 stra for a quarter. John Strickland and my partner snapped 3363 02:52:13.799 --> 02:52:15.479 chair legs off my Chris Ragon you choose and proceeded 3364 02:52:15.479 --> 02:52:17.559 to tear my legs off on self defense Mark's eighteen 3365 02:52:17.600 --> 02:52:20.120 eighty nine. I put the fun and funeral step wrong 3366 02:52:20.239 --> 02:52:28.760 and see c x D Papa the first David presents 3367 02:52:29.000 --> 02:52:32.159 lit my own, my own worst sodomy. Can we forget 3368 02:52:32.280 --> 02:52:36.120 about those dicks I sucked when I was drunk. Second 3369 02:52:36.159 --> 02:52:38.040 targe to Key David featuring being better than first art 3370 02:52:38.079 --> 02:52:39.639 of Key David p ros pread your cheek so I 3371 02:52:39.680 --> 02:52:41.159 can hit your so I can shit in your hast 3372 02:52:42.000 --> 02:52:44.719 Blake eight nine six Chris trying to read like Papapa 3373 02:52:44.879 --> 02:52:50.399 hot to go to the polls. I'll ast you know 3374 02:52:50.440 --> 02:52:52.559 if feel trash Texas Stato salad, Young Sheldon drowned in 3375 02:52:52.600 --> 02:52:54.120 a lake of piss. Su Hulk take on my ass. 3376 02:52:54.120 --> 02:52:57.319 Here is Niggy Jizzy uh formerly known as Nicky Ziggy, 3377 02:52:57.719 --> 02:53:01.159 Gambit's cumfield eyes honestly on God's for real, for real, 3378 02:53:01.200 --> 02:53:03.680 congrats the swinge on losing weight, good ship man, keep 3379 02:53:03.719 --> 02:53:05.920 it up, Sorry Miss Jackson, Badly Brave Hugger, Derek duck 3380 02:53:06.000 --> 02:53:09.079 hunt etherean Brogerian punter, and May from Melphis One busted 3381 02:53:09.120 --> 02:53:12.520 my hands again last week. But the doctor rounding rounding 3382 02:53:12.559 --> 02:53:14.879 at our list as always literally. 3383 02:53:18.639 --> 02:53:22.200 All you think it's worth it, fucking rogue. 3384 02:53:22.959 --> 02:53:25.920 Uh, I just don't see a problem like, why not 3385 02:53:26.360 --> 02:53:31.280 just you you you, you unzip your your fly, put 3386 02:53:31.319 --> 02:53:34.159 a condumn on your completely shield, and then you fuck rogue. 3387 02:53:34.760 --> 02:53:35.799 I really don't see an issue. 3388 02:53:35.879 --> 02:53:37.559 All it takes is well because think of it like this, Right, 3389 02:53:37.600 --> 02:53:39.360 you're such a vulneral position. If you're sucking her and 3390 02:53:39.479 --> 02:53:42.280 somehow you make contact, they're gonna end up falling on 3391 02:53:42.479 --> 02:53:44.040 her and then you're gonna die. 3392 02:53:45.159 --> 02:53:47.799 She's at the edge of the bed on her back. Right. 3393 02:53:48.719 --> 02:53:50.520 What you would have to do, like you'd have to 3394 02:53:50.559 --> 02:53:52.600 wear a full body condom, but you don't look at 3395 02:53:52.639 --> 02:53:55.440 if you take your penis out of your zipper with 3396 02:53:55.520 --> 02:53:58.239 your pants on and put a condom with your condom, 3397 02:53:58.360 --> 02:54:01.120 is still gonna like you're a protected because I don't 3398 02:54:01.159 --> 02:54:03.360 understand that seems like so much stress to deal with 3399 02:54:03.479 --> 02:54:04.399 in a situation, does it? 3400 02:54:04.479 --> 02:54:04.600 Though? 3401 02:54:04.600 --> 02:54:06.959 You don't because I don't want to think about potentially 3402 02:54:07.079 --> 02:54:09.079 like immediately dying while I'm having sex. 3403 02:54:09.399 --> 02:54:12.000 Actually, because like men wouldn't die, they lose there. They 3404 02:54:12.159 --> 02:54:14.360 have their energy drained first, and then they like a 3405 02:54:14.399 --> 02:54:17.120 regular person, you'd probably get like one touch and you'd 3406 02:54:17.120 --> 02:54:18.200 be like, oh yeah, they got. 3407 02:54:18.159 --> 02:54:20.520 A woozy done. 3408 02:54:20.840 --> 02:54:24.479 I feel like I'm confable enough because like or careful enough, 3409 02:54:24.559 --> 02:54:25.000 is what I meant. 3410 02:54:25.079 --> 02:54:26.200 She'd got to sit on the bed. 3411 02:54:26.479 --> 02:54:28.520 She'd have to be bent over, her pussy and ass 3412 02:54:28.600 --> 02:54:33.799 hanging just off the bed, right off the bed, maybe 3413 02:54:33.840 --> 02:54:36.639 a fucking maybe three inches off the bed. Right then 3414 02:54:36.639 --> 02:54:39.959 I'd have to have a condom inside my pants already, 3415 02:54:40.319 --> 02:54:41.239 I put my hard dick. 3416 02:54:41.280 --> 02:54:42.719 I put my condom through my phole. 3417 02:54:42.799 --> 02:54:45.200 They put my dick inside the condom, do the pehole, 3418 02:54:45.399 --> 02:54:46.399 and i'd have to fuck her. 3419 02:54:46.799 --> 02:54:51.440 Look good night, folks,