Speaker 1: Hey, look he's it. Hey, Look he's it. Hey, Look
Speaker 1: he's it.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey.
Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to the snark Tank Podcast. It's me.
Speaker 1: It's it's us again. Remember go over to page on
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Speaker 1: all that stuff? Uh, that's Sweeney over there. Say hi, Sweeney. Hey,
Speaker 1: this is Derek. Say hi. Mmmmm Okase I have to
Speaker 1: ask you a question. So I watched you struggle to
Speaker 1: get into this building for like a good five minutes.
Speaker 3: The code wasn't working for some reason. I must have
Speaker 3: pressed something incorrectly, and then I kept looping and the
Speaker 3: pressing incorrect thing.
Speaker 1: Are you kept like looping it? I kept looping.
Speaker 3: I was like, where did I go wrong? I'll put
Speaker 3: it in again. Oh that's too late. I was already
Speaker 3: was already one in. Then I did it again. I
Speaker 3: was like, all right, cool, this is awesome.
Speaker 1: Do you know how to reset it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: They already said it.
Speaker 1: So there's two ways to reset it.
Speaker 5: The easiest one is to leave it alone for like
Speaker 5: a good like ten seconds and then I'll just reset itself.
Speaker 5: The other one is a lot of times not for
Speaker 5: every machine, but a lot of them. Do you just
Speaker 5: press star and it's kind of like a reset.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, awesome.
Speaker 3: It just kept getting it, and I was like, all right, bro,
Speaker 3: it kept calling. I think it might have been because
Speaker 3: it was not one four number. Your number is the
Speaker 3: nine for a number. Yeah, yeah, so I guess it
Speaker 3: kept calling your number technically or trying to interact numbers
Speaker 3: like the person is not there now. And I was like,
Speaker 3: all right, whatever, I guess. Then some lady came and
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, because I blocked it because I'm just like
Speaker 1: every time every dude I get I used to get
Speaker 1: voicemails of people of every time some anytime anybody would
Speaker 1: come into the building, just like your code, and it
Speaker 1: would get that yeah they would put they would would
Speaker 1: put the normal code in and it would just go
Speaker 1: to my phone for some reason, every single person, and
Speaker 1: so I would just get these calls. I'm like, who
Speaker 1: the fuck is calling me? And I got freaked out
Speaker 1: a little bit because I blocked the number right because
Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm not I'm not dealing with
Speaker 1: this again. I'm not dealing with this right now. And
Speaker 1: years later I walked I went into my voicemails, like
Speaker 1: recently I did this. I went to my voicemails and
Speaker 1: I saw all these because you can see blocked voicemails,
Speaker 1: and I had all these voicemails, these like ten second,
Speaker 1: fifteen second, thirty second voicemails from the same number going
Speaker 1: back years, and I forgot that I had blocked this number,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, who the fuck is? So I listened
Speaker 1: to them like really intently, and I heard like dogs barking.
Speaker 1: I'm like, where the fuck?
Speaker 4: Who is?
Speaker 1: Who is? I psycked myself out, myself out, you're there, dude.
Speaker 1: I listened to so many of these, like, I listened
Speaker 1: to thirty of them before I found one that was like,
Speaker 1: but how do I get in? And then a voice
Speaker 1: to the last week it was like, you gotta hit
Speaker 1: this pound and I was like, oh, this is the door.
Speaker 3: I keep getting these weird text messages from the credit
Speaker 3: Union by warehouse talking about like I have I have
Speaker 3: it with I have some sort of fraudulent account for
Speaker 3: like one hundred thousand dollars, and I'm like, I never
Speaker 3: even had that credit union. Why are they calling me?
Speaker 3: It's not even like.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, that's that's so it's like they're rolling it
Speaker 5: out to everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't even have that union. Well they're trying
Speaker 1: to freaking out.
Speaker 5: It almost got you because you're even thinking about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a little ward off your rest. And I
Speaker 3: was like, I want dumb shit that I do before
Speaker 3: there's a my arrest.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh man.
Speaker 3: Then I thought about it, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Was there cameras? What did I fucking do?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: Oh man, from twenty seventeen, I was really stupid. Then
Speaker 3: what I have done? I like, no, wait, I wasn't cali,
Speaker 3: I wasn't doing anything that dumb. Yet I was like, no,
Speaker 3: I just did this word that guy was I wanted
Speaker 3: to call one of the guys and then like, I'm
Speaker 3: tracking where you're at right now, and I know where
Speaker 3: you're at.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking eat you, uh real quick.
Speaker 5: When you were struggling with the door, why didn't you
Speaker 5: contact any of us?
Speaker 1: I was there for like maybe a minute or two,
Speaker 1: so I was like they were there way too long.
Speaker 1: It was it was a while. I tell we timed it. It
Speaker 1: was like four minutes to see me. Yeah, we're watching you.
Speaker 1: We were just looking at this because we were just
Speaker 1: in the living room. We were we were in the
Speaker 1: what do you mean because then go straight through? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and we were just watching. It's like watching, Oh cool,
Speaker 1: he's here, dope, and then you just didn't come in
Speaker 1: and then you were like what I left.
Speaker 5: The room to see. Oh, maybe he texted me personally
Speaker 5: or called me.
Speaker 1: Because I was thinking my bother.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not going to bother these guys.
Speaker 5: You didn't want to bother so you could do you understand.
Speaker 3: What you because I didn't know you guys were. I
Speaker 3: thought you guys are already doing setting stuffup. And I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm not gonna about this. I'm trying to
Speaker 3: figure this.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah I guess.
Speaker 3: And I was like, whatever, it's fine, I guess. I'll
Speaker 3: just have this woman save my fucking day.
Speaker 1: I was that she would like, would you explain? Like
Speaker 1: what did you explain to that lady?
Speaker 3: Look a coach. She was like, oh no, that is
Speaker 3: one of the coaches. Like I'm sorry about that. I
Speaker 3: just let you and I thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is one of the codes.
Speaker 5: But like you were how did you even fuck it up.
Speaker 1: In the first place? I don't know. I was depressed.
Speaker 5: I must press because you do hashtag and then you
Speaker 5: do four digits.
Speaker 3: I must have pressed the wrong digit at first. I
Speaker 3: must have been pressed already something.
Speaker 1: I will say, I've done that before. That's one of
Speaker 1: those where you don't have to really reset it. You
Speaker 1: can just start over again. It'll do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh cool. I guess I kept pressing like I guess.
Speaker 3: I was like three digits in and then I.
Speaker 1: Pressed, smashing it like if I press all of them
Speaker 1: at once, it must be the code.
Speaker 5: I go to press one of my finger and I
Speaker 5: think it's one than I'm pressing all of them my
Speaker 5: giant finger.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Your finger gets bigger as it gets
Speaker 1: closer to the buttons. You know what I was thinking.
Speaker 5: I was thinking that you were delaying coming at first,
Speaker 5: probably for the first minute, I was thinking, Oh, you're
Speaker 5: having an argument with Lily, and you don't want to obviously,
Speaker 5: you don't want us to hear it, so you're gonna
Speaker 5: stay out there with me. He doesn't, he's been he's
Speaker 5: heard all of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but maybe maybe you don't. Maybe you don't feel
Speaker 5: that comfortable around me.
Speaker 3: I've known you for like fucking seven years. Dude, it's fine.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, like we're like, you're you're you're also
Speaker 3: friends with my girlfriend as well.
Speaker 5: It's no, I don't care. Maybe it was really personal
Speaker 5: about that. Literally, I am not getting a penis reduction.
Speaker 5: I know it hurts.
Speaker 1: It's a wild thing. Like they ask like please, You're
Speaker 1: like no, absolutely not. Fuck you be hurt, dude. Penis
Speaker 1: reduction is kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: Does that really?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if that right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it must be, but it doesn't seem fucking I mean,
Speaker 5: unless it's like freakishly long, right, yeah, Well that's.
Speaker 1: Who it would be for people who.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be for a guy just topping past seven,
Speaker 3: you know, it would be for a guy that.
Speaker 1: Would be crazy.
Speaker 5: Imagine you have a seven inch and you're like, nah,
Speaker 5: I kind of want like four and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to go down to three at my hardest.
Speaker 1: You know, it like dipped. It has to be so
Speaker 1: long that it dips into your shoes sometimes, you know.
Speaker 5: I saw the world record guy. It was a dude
Speaker 5: in South America. I think either Mexico or South America,
Speaker 5: I can't remember. It was a Latin gentleman and his
Speaker 5: penis was like eighteen inches.
Speaker 1: That's painful.
Speaker 3: That's that's not that's not having that's not having sex penis.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, it's literally it literally cannot get fucking at
Speaker 5: attention to bang because it's just too it's no, there's
Speaker 5: not enough blood.
Speaker 1: So that's like so yeah, that would be I guess
Speaker 1: the real question would be, like if you got a
Speaker 1: penis production, it would really just be like you would
Speaker 1: he would get rid of part of it, and you
Speaker 1: would keep part of it. But like which, like which
Speaker 1: parts of.
Speaker 3: You you would obviously get rid of some part of
Speaker 3: this day? Do you get rid of the head. No,
Speaker 3: you don't get rid of I want to.
Speaker 5: Get rid of all the nerve endings, Like so I
Speaker 5: don't want to feel anything, dude, I want like.
Speaker 1: I just want.
Speaker 5: I wanted to be a I essentially wanted to I
Speaker 5: have a prosthetic dick. It's like I have a real
Speaker 5: dig but it it feels like a prosthetic dick, meaning
Speaker 5: I don't feel it at all.
Speaker 1: So it is so fucking roundabout insane amazing because then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden kind of like so if you
Speaker 1: get rid of all the nerve intings and your penis
Speaker 1: to get rid of your testicles? Will you ken.
Speaker 5: The desire to uh be being enslaved by my.
Speaker 3: By my libido?
Speaker 1: Will it be gone?
Speaker 3: I think yours will be gone?
Speaker 1: Just the test how that works? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: What did you show that created that's where the hormones
Speaker 1: are created? Is that people with no testicles don't want
Speaker 1: to have sex.
Speaker 3: I don't know anyone with no testicles.
Speaker 1: We got to find this out, I think, get into
Speaker 1: the show. If you don't have tests, if you don't
Speaker 1: have any testicles, what you're supposed to have them? I
Speaker 1: imagine it wouldn't. That's a very good especially our smart ass,
Speaker 1: snarky fucking audience. Fucking slammy. But keep paying me though. So,
Speaker 1: so we have something a little bit special today, uh,
Speaker 1: I believe. So we have we we've undergone this little
Speaker 1: we've we started this little contest where we wanted to
Speaker 1: find like a new kind of intro for the show. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: and we let we let you guys make it for us. Uh.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna we have a bunch of submissions from
Speaker 1: you guys. Your your musical contributions to this snark tank
Speaker 1: are now here. We're gonna listen to them live. We're
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna we're gonna see which one wins. We're
Speaker 1: gonna judge them. We're gonna judge him severely, respectfully, respect Well,
Speaker 1: that's not necessarily mutually exclusive.
Speaker 3: Severe judgment is usually absolutely necessarily. It could be good, yeah,
Speaker 3: like be good for the soul, I guess for some people,
Speaker 3: but it's.
Speaker 5: Usually not an constructive criticism. Well, we'll try to leave
Speaker 5: out the ad homonyms.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I can't make any problem. We can't make
Speaker 1: promises on that front. Yeah, so we got Now what
Speaker 1: do we do.
Speaker 5: We have the names of the people who so, so
Speaker 5: what I was supposed to do was, uh, my fucking
Speaker 5: email is not attached on my new phone, unfortunately, the
Speaker 5: snark tank email unfortunately, because what I was gonna do
Speaker 5: is just look at them. You know, oh, this is
Speaker 5: this by this person. Only one person has their name
Speaker 5: attached to the actual file. Yeah, to the file which
Speaker 5: you know this person's actually smart. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, like, but here's the thing though, the
Speaker 5: person that knows it, Like, so say, for example, if
Speaker 5: you pull up you pull up the things and if
Speaker 5: you see for you Dutch, if you I don't know
Speaker 5: if you can see that MP three and like, because
Speaker 5: there's only like, there isn't that many entries, lad and gentlemen.
Speaker 5: There was I think six contestants and once.
Speaker 1: More than I thought that, to be honest with you, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I mean, like, I don't know, making music is
Speaker 1: a particularly like specific skill set that like even if
Speaker 1: even if you do it crudely, like most of the
Speaker 1: people that I know wouldn't even know where to begin doing.
Speaker 5: Absolutely what I mean, you're absolutely right. Yeah, Like I
Speaker 5: kind of didn't think about it. I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: this is kind of low. But then when you yeah,
Speaker 5: when you say that, I'm like, that's right. Yeah, so
Speaker 5: well within the yeah, listenly, I don't want to worry
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 1: If you're if you're part of this, you'll know, you'll
Speaker 1: know it's you.
Speaker 5: I don't want to get too complicated because there's some
Speaker 5: things maybe they didn't want to disclose that information. So yeah, fair,
Speaker 5: but I'm gonna pull. I'm gonna pull the first one.
Speaker 5: It's called for you Dutch.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, yeah, So let's let's fire this one up.
Speaker 1: Gay No, why you say that? No? Or you Dutch?
Speaker 5: He wants you don't let's feel Please, I'm not gay.
Speaker 1: Please, don't listen. Now are you gay? Son? Are you
Speaker 1: gay for me? I'm not gay for you. He's gay
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 3: That my new ring to I'm like that, that's my
Speaker 3: ring dope.
Speaker 1: I'm hanging out with a couple of queers. What do
Speaker 1: you mean a couple of queers? No, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: So it's the whole it's the whole script of wal
Speaker 1: thing and and more and then something that gets a
Speaker 1: couple of so you know, and like it. What do
Speaker 1: you mean a couple of queers. No, I'm not gay,
Speaker 1: that's just him. A couple of cops. No, I'm not gay,
Speaker 1: that's just him. Get out couple. You know. That's that's
Speaker 1: not bad.
Speaker 3: What's crazy is that kind of music has only gotten
Speaker 3: better in my brain. It makes me sad. I don't
Speaker 3: know what's happening to me.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy to me is that I genuinely
Speaker 1: is unfortunate, but I think I think AI country music
Speaker 1: is significantly better. It's weird you say that. I actually
Speaker 1: agree with that. I don't mind that at all. Like
Speaker 1: that doesn't bother me because I know that it doesn't
Speaker 1: come from an evil person. That's crazy neutral. It feels
Speaker 1: authentically neutral to the point where like I feel like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know, like it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Like country music more than he's older, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: what the see? But the thing is all Caribbean things.
Speaker 3: See what happens though, Jamaican?
Speaker 1: Why is everything a Caribbean thing?
Speaker 3: Making people love country music?
Speaker 5: That's what I swear a lot of people love like
Speaker 5: this is well, there's no there's no reason for a
Speaker 5: Jamaican rasta man with dreads that smokes weed eats curry
Speaker 5: go all the time to be a fact like, there's no.
Speaker 1: But listen, you do this all the time. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I peece standing up, it's a Caribbean thing. Like not
Speaker 1: everything is a Caribby that just most of my trades
Speaker 1: are no, most of your trades are people trades. No
Speaker 1: that you assume that I know this.
Speaker 3: I don't scutter. People don't scutter up walls backwards to
Speaker 3: hang in the ceiling. That's why I do that.
Speaker 1: That's because your day, that's a gay, gay trade. Bro.
Speaker 1: I will say, I wonder if your appreciation of country
Speaker 1: music does coincide with its popularity with the youth.
Speaker 3: Maybe I wonder that more popular thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, more probably than rap.
Speaker 5: So think of what we whoa anyway I will so
Speaker 5: in a lot of country artists have started putting u
Speaker 5: trap beats behind their songs.
Speaker 1: Well, so which is which appeals to you? I don't
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 5: I like, I'm not I'm not saying about their tractors
Speaker 5: and mowing down by No.
Speaker 1: They're still talking about it, but they're just putting some
Speaker 1: beats behind it.
Speaker 5: They're like behind it. It's like sucking drill country. It's
Speaker 5: crazy that some real they're trying. Some people are trying.
Speaker 1: It's not country rap. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 6: Not?
Speaker 1: No, not.
Speaker 5: British drill, Like like I would say something maybe more crazy.
Speaker 1: Tractor. I'm not even going to try. My brain was
Speaker 1: like a British like hick accent. It feels impossible, I
Speaker 1: think the I think that's what it is. It's impossible.
Speaker 1: It's actually not possible. It's pretty disgusting.
Speaker 5: Now I know there are some so we got to
Speaker 5: find those people online, right, Yeah, if you're a British
Speaker 5: hic right in British people that moved to the States
Speaker 5: to move to the South and then the second generation,
Speaker 5: right the kid that grew up started to adopt the
Speaker 5: parents accent and they're surrounding dialect and so then they
Speaker 5: have this British hicc as ship. So that is that's
Speaker 5: definitely a real thing. It's like the Vietnamese guy in
Speaker 5: Texas where he's like, like the way he was talking,
Speaker 5: like he's fishing a twang, I'm in the eyeball of
Speaker 5: the hurricane and they're like, oh my god, it's the
Speaker 5: craziest accent.
Speaker 1: He's got like a twangs like machine during a hurricane
Speaker 1: and he's I was like, oh cool, I'm sure you're
Speaker 1: dead now.
Speaker 5: I'm sure he had like a cool viral moment. But
Speaker 5: then like once the eye was over, he got shredded into.
Speaker 1: Clumbed him in the head as it was a wizard past. Honestly,
Speaker 1: can I say that that is like that like type
Speaker 1: of death is something that I kind of thought I
Speaker 1: would see more like yeah, because like that happened a
Speaker 1: lot in like movies and like cartoon like all sorts
Speaker 1: of like if there was a villain.
Speaker 3: There was something epic about that that's not real, you know.
Speaker 1: Right, like like somebody getting him paled on a fence
Speaker 1: like that happened a lot for some reason.
Speaker 3: I mean, seeing that's probably mortifying, but also kind of
Speaker 3: it would.
Speaker 1: Be pretty probably scariest, the most vivid memory that I
Speaker 1: have of like that. I guess it's like from it's
Speaker 1: not exactly the same way that I'm imagining it, but
Speaker 1: like hot fuzz when that guy like gets fucking pale through.
Speaker 3: The stomach is fine because it seems a little funny,
Speaker 3: but the next scenes is like brutal.
Speaker 1: The stomach is like dramatic, you know, yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: like very visceral, like and you know what hurts and
Speaker 1: your stomach acid is pouring out and ship like that
Speaker 1: that's gonna be take an acid. You get stabbed in
Speaker 1: the stomach, your stomach acids are bleeding, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is crazy. He takes thumbs or something. Yeah you
Speaker 1: got man, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't be safe from that. Like it's being stabbed
Speaker 3: in the stomach and like ripped in quick quick. I
Speaker 3: sold my so my profist, I think the way to
Speaker 3: you gotta do it real quick. Hopefully the instrument is
Speaker 3: still impaled. And then I feel like that's the.
Speaker 5: If you rip open to me, like if you like
Speaker 5: if you've been like yeah, can you be rebound, Move move.
Speaker 1: On, move on to the next one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, actually, you know you actually can, but you have
Speaker 5: to quick lee before you bleed out.
Speaker 1: That's all, which is not very much. Gotta bleed out for.
Speaker 3: Has anyone been rebound?
Speaker 1: He's not gonna not gonna find anything. Has anyone rebad?
Speaker 1: Has anyone been? Wait? How do you say it? Quara Kuara?
Speaker 1: I don't like that. It's it's too much work for
Speaker 1: my lips anyway.
Speaker 5: All right, so this next one, it's just says it's
Speaker 5: the draft stark tank thing draft.
Speaker 1: Uh and see how this goes. I don't remember how
Speaker 1: it sounds at all. That's kind of cool. Actually, I
Speaker 1: don't hate that at all. That's like therese you have
Speaker 1: like the wise you have like Tnami. Well you say
Speaker 1: that because one of the people of other people actually
Speaker 1: have a tsunami style intro.
Speaker 5: That's even more than that.
Speaker 1: That's I kind of I genuinely don't hate that at all.
Speaker 1: I totally it's actually not bad. It's a vibe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it starts off a little like, oh what is this?
Speaker 1: But then it kind of you're like, it starts a
Speaker 1: little bit like Penis music kind of yeah, like what
Speaker 1: the fuck is it? And then it like kind of
Speaker 1: like crisceno. I think it's good music. Yeah, move on,
Speaker 1: You've never you don't have that on your Spotify playlist?
Speaker 3: No, but there's no playlist for that exactly. I definitely
Speaker 3: have it as one of my videos in my playlist.
Speaker 5: Start a Spotify artist page and then compile Penis music
Speaker 5: on it.
Speaker 1: Do you make playlists for like vibes or like occasions,
Speaker 1: because I don't do. I don't think I do this.
Speaker 1: Like I've seen a lot of people they're like they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, summer vibe or whatever, and then they make
Speaker 1: a playlist. Absolutely not. My playlists are things to work to,
Speaker 1: like like editing. Yeah, and then every song I've ever
Speaker 1: even slightly liked, everybody has the I called that one's
Speaker 1: my ultmix. My ultermix is the one compiled of just
Speaker 1: everything random.
Speaker 3: I haven't made another playlist in a long time.
Speaker 1: I'm not reading my music is that is.
Speaker 3: I've had this playlist since twenty eleven.
Speaker 1: And that's just where you compile everything.
Speaker 3: So I have like over fifty eight hours of music.
Speaker 5: On well all right, yeah, if you ever need to
Speaker 5: fly around the world, like fucking four times, you'll be good.
Speaker 3: This music I don't even like anymore, but I mean
Speaker 3: that happens, not like not just like it's just you
Speaker 3: just don't really care to hear it, like skip it,
Speaker 3: you'll skip it.
Speaker 5: I have that there's a cool little thing that you
Speaker 5: could fuck with on uh Spotify, where it's like a
Speaker 5: smart thing where it adds to your playlist, and well,
Speaker 5: it's helped me out.
Speaker 1: I'll skip a lot of its choice. I found some
Speaker 1: stuff that I liked from it, but I don't keep
Speaker 1: it on all the time. I don't either. I don't
Speaker 1: have it on right now. So you have how many
Speaker 1: hours in your ultra mix fifty eight? I have eighty
Speaker 1: two hours and thirty two minutes. I don't have like
Speaker 1: it's all over the place though it's like fucking logic
Speaker 1: outcast Mark Anthony Williams boozy, like it's all over the place.
Speaker 3: So my problem now was that.
Speaker 5: I'm just so it's so much smaller than you guys.
Speaker 5: My ultramix is just less, just a little less than
Speaker 5: four hours, that is how well, because I have a
Speaker 5: couple of so I don't have very many. I just
Speaker 5: have I wouldn't call them vies, but it's just oh,
Speaker 5: say I have one where like, oh, here's my here's
Speaker 5: my ADM playlist, Like I'm like, I just want to
Speaker 5: listen to some type of shit like that. Most of
Speaker 5: it is just trance music where it's just kind of
Speaker 5: chill and uh, it's just it's just you can't fucking
Speaker 5: say that word without it sounding like trans music looking
Speaker 5: like when like when when everyone started like freaking out,
Speaker 5: like the trans panic started, and I'm like, how do
Speaker 5: you say trance music?
Speaker 1: Trance?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you have to go But when people are
Speaker 5: talking normally, you're just gonna trance music, yeah, because why
Speaker 5: would you?
Speaker 1: Who does that? I do know?
Speaker 5: You know you don't you actually I don't. My brain
Speaker 5: has to catch up on what you say. Sometimes you'll
Speaker 5: talk so fast and everything is coming. There's no there's
Speaker 5: no spaces. You specifically don't enunciate. There's no basically there's
Speaker 5: Sometimes you'll be talking to that there's no spaces in
Speaker 5: your entire sentence. I'm like yo, And then my brain
Speaker 5: scanning what you.
Speaker 1: Got it? And I'm like, okay, I know what he said.
Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to focus and my head is shaking,
Speaker 1: but my neck is still exactly exactly that's because you
Speaker 1: eat process food. I can't stop process that hit.
Speaker 3: My playlist is so hip hop oriented, but I don't
Speaker 3: hip hop as much as used to anymore. So now
Speaker 3: it's like they still recommend a bunch of hip hop
Speaker 3: music that I would have listened to anyone.
Speaker 1: I'm like, not that I will. It is not my
Speaker 1: main cup of tea anymore. I still find some pretty
Speaker 1: good stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm definitely like more like like like neo wave, like
Speaker 3: wavy soul music. Now that's like what I prefer. I'm
Speaker 3: a little bit of a metal hit lately, like not
Speaker 3: real metal music, like fucking like baby metal.
Speaker 1: Like I mean like baby metal literally or like a
Speaker 1: like baby space.
Speaker 3: Oh, Like there's a genre baby metal. It's like it's
Speaker 3: like metal. It's like metal if a fucking like seven
Speaker 3: year old, Right, that's what That's.
Speaker 1: Why I thought you meant. But there is there is
Speaker 1: that you meant the band baby mat. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: band called baby metal. Really.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure you've heard some of their stuff just
Speaker 5: passing by.
Speaker 3: I guess I don't like I just I just think
Speaker 3: that like by like, oh I've heard that.
Speaker 1: I just didn't know what it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: what I mean, it was probably like that. Yeah, baby
Speaker 1: Metal is like I baby Metal is.
Speaker 5: Kind of everything the comedy band that plays that makes
Speaker 5: the music. They're extreme, like they one of their albums,
Speaker 5: there's like, oh, well, we're gonna make a song like
Speaker 5: the band between the bard and me. Oh we're gonna
Speaker 5: make a song sounds like Slipknot. Oh we're gonna make
Speaker 5: a song that sounds like they're opening song sounds like
Speaker 5: Dragon Force.
Speaker 1: Like they're like they do everything, but they have the
Speaker 1: they're like a female frontage and like they're they're gamming
Speaker 1: it almost kind of like K pop pop. They're really
Speaker 1: yeah there. It's literally like it's the craziest. I remember
Speaker 1: hearing it for the first time. I'm like, this is schizophrenical.
Speaker 5: It's a uh, it's a So it actually just popped
Speaker 5: up on my.
Speaker 3: I have so much Japanese rock music.
Speaker 1: For one that was I have so I have that.
Speaker 1: Uh I'm gonna play I know that. You know, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you've heard like like.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't steps, not step step, uh dance dance Revolution.
Speaker 1: It was one.
Speaker 5: It was They also had their their what was that
Speaker 5: fucking band gonna say? Give me Chocolate?
Speaker 1: Is the most.
Speaker 5: To me, it's the worst song, but it's the most
Speaker 5: popular song. You probably heard it because it's the most
Speaker 5: chiby J pop thing where they're.
Speaker 1: Like like all this ship that like I'm not really into,
Speaker 1: but then like the chorus kind of is kind of
Speaker 1: a banger, but they're like, what.
Speaker 3: K pop made me so much less of a wee person.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, yeah, out of this culture now
Speaker 3: they have grown out.
Speaker 1: Of and I still yeah, man, I have I have
Speaker 1: some a single, well, no, I have some Japanese there's
Speaker 1: I have some ca like it's one song I saw
Speaker 1: your Face and wow, yeah, sure I love Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I've heard some that's fine. I still I still have
Speaker 1: uh the what do you call it?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 1: Like? I have some stuff from like when I would
Speaker 1: watch anime a lot, because there was one Naruto opening
Speaker 1: that I actually think is genuinely good song. It's the
Speaker 1: Asian kung fu generation that one. Whatever the fun that is?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called. I don't know. Uh,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm sure i'd like some of I like
Speaker 1: a lot of the intros. Man.
Speaker 5: I love to attack on Titan. I think it's season
Speaker 5: two's intro at least the second intro they've ever had.
Speaker 5: That ship is like it's like old school heavy metal
Speaker 5: and like say of Judas Priests in their later years made.
Speaker 1: It's fucking dope. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just the one where because the first of
Speaker 5: the other ones, like having sex with the small less bigle.
Speaker 1: It's call that. It's called that, but like I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's Japanese calligraphy. Literally, that's what it's called.
Speaker 3: I think I have that phone bought on my song,
Speaker 3: bought on my fucking Apple music.
Speaker 1: You bought it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I suted to buy music when I was
Speaker 3: younger than I.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, the last album I bought was like probably
Speaker 5: twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: It seems like punk.
Speaker 3: I know, I have another song, I have another another
Speaker 3: song on that album.
Speaker 1: What do we got sca ish Yeah, yeah, well weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Asian ska Asian ska again.
Speaker 5: Baby Metal has a fucking ska saw like they're fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: They're they're one of my favorite bands because they're actually
Speaker 5: it was just saying the the lead guitarists back in
Speaker 5: like twenty nineteen or something fell like Stories and Die.
Speaker 1: Oh good, thank god. I thought I thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna be like a lost profits type sitution. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. But the best case scenario is that he
Speaker 1: fell off a fucking yeah, he fell off a skyscraper
Speaker 1: and dumble.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he's yeah, he's dead as ship. But it
Speaker 5: was it's obvious that he was the main composer, right yeah.
Speaker 5: And so their music is the quality of suffered unfortunately,
Speaker 5: Like they're still putting out some decent albums, but the musicianship.
Speaker 1: But I was like, damn, now he's decomposing. What a fuck?
Speaker 1: B Chris, Alright, what's That's pretty good? So what's the next?
Speaker 5: Alright, so this next one is it says snark Tank
Speaker 5: intro rap. Yeah, I think it's like my name is
Speaker 5: Snarky and I'm here to say it's just the fucking awkward.
Speaker 5: My name would have been pretty actually, I would have.
Speaker 5: I would have been like that.
Speaker 1: That was I like that. That was a control. So
Speaker 1: I'm serious, bros.
Speaker 3: Don't you get confused, missed fun guys.
Speaker 1: This is very new job. That's let's go. These are
Speaker 1: better than I thought they would be, Like by a lot,
Speaker 1: holy ship. I thought this is a vibe. I very
Speaker 1: much undersold it. And to be fair, I really expected
Speaker 1: somebody to be like, Boots Cats, Boots Cats, Boots hits.
Speaker 1: The stark take is here, Boots Cats. I guess that's
Speaker 1: how you beat by Boots Cats. Boots Cats, Boots Cats
Speaker 1: so disrespectful, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: That's not how you beat box at all.
Speaker 1: That's how people explain it. I've seen people explain it
Speaker 1: this way, like I'm.
Speaker 5: Kind of yeah, like Boots, I've never even considered that
Speaker 5: it would.
Speaker 1: Yet, Yeah, literally, like I don't I don't know the
Speaker 1: content whatever it was badly oh yeah, right right.
Speaker 5: I feel like people who can't do anything like beatbox,
Speaker 5: Like I feel like if they can't beat box, it's
Speaker 5: like it's almost like not knowing how to just speak,
Speaker 5: if you know what I mean, because it's not really.
Speaker 1: You can yeah, you can do it well. It like
Speaker 1: it's it's one thing to do it well, but not
Speaker 1: to be able to do it at all.
Speaker 5: It's kind of people that practice it and they perfect it.
Speaker 5: But if someone's like, I don't know what what do
Speaker 5: you mean? You don't know how to make sounds with
Speaker 5: your fucking mouth? No, I don't.
Speaker 1: Speak, and they die, kill them didn't forget how to think?
Speaker 1: And then they.
Speaker 5: Cops, you made this person not speak and they died.
Speaker 1: Life. I have to say, man, yeah, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1: So far, it's kind of a lot. I really was
Speaker 1: expecting just to fucking men like it to be like
Speaker 1: I was, like I said, like some guy like hitting
Speaker 1: a xylophone off key, yelling our names. That's actually I guess.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 5: I guess the reason that I because I kind of
Speaker 5: understold it in a way that as far as it
Speaker 5: being uh content, I guess for the podcast, I was thinking, well,
Speaker 5: it they're they're you know, it's serviceable. It's gonna be
Speaker 5: a quick segment and not like say, oh, we're gonna
Speaker 5: like fucking laugh our asses off hearing some of this, right,
Speaker 5: I was kind of like thinking, but as far as
Speaker 5: I'm being like serious injuries, they're serious injuries.
Speaker 1: There's nothing insane. But unfortunately, yeah, I mean that's that's great.
Speaker 1: I mean I think some of these already I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's a good that's good for extra ammo. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: we see yeah, yeah, or even I don't know, I
Speaker 1: like them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I mean definitely one of them can be
Speaker 5: especially like yeah, I do like I love what is
Speaker 5: that fucking genre. Uh lo fi, I love that ship.
Speaker 1: That's what it's called love. That's it is up a
Speaker 1: fact night.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's I really like girly pop music for
Speaker 3: some reason. It's it's a vibe to me.
Speaker 1: Because you're gay. We told we we can't hear too
Speaker 1: much of it because we're gonna get yea second. It's good.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 3: It's good. It's from Overwatch.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I got Overwatch. Yeah, they did well.
Speaker 3: They did like a K pop collaborital Watch, like the
Speaker 3: like the second season I want it came out.
Speaker 1: I want to do that.
Speaker 5: Man, they pay good money when they do that ship,
Speaker 5: like when artists. I was like, fun, I want to,
Speaker 5: Like I want to.
Speaker 1: We should you know, I know we have a lot
Speaker 1: of leverage here, but like we should talk to we
Speaker 1: should talk to Epic about getting our skins in Fortnite. Crazy.
Speaker 5: I we can some feel like we can manipulate the people.
Speaker 5: People that have never heard of any of us would
Speaker 5: see him and be like, yes, put him in the game.
Speaker 1: I think. I think if I know there's people that
Speaker 1: know how to manipulate Reddit and get on like front
Speaker 1: page and all that shit. We got to figure out
Speaker 1: to do that stuff. Yeah, yeah, we have to figure
Speaker 1: that out. Yeah, and then well we'll get you in,
Speaker 1: We'll get you in the skin and they'll well, you're
Speaker 1: you're such a regular person. Yeah, I'm just like a person.
Speaker 1: You're not like you.
Speaker 5: There's something about like saying, look at the merch that
Speaker 5: we've sold with your face on it, if you know
Speaker 5: what I mean, Like you're you're you're an intre like
Speaker 5: you're no, you're very like strange looking, and like I
Speaker 5: got like this ugliness about you that's like.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's just very you know, you can't help
Speaker 1: but stare the next all, So this next one is
Speaker 1: this is the tree one. I'm just around.
Speaker 3: I don't believe you don't.
Speaker 1: I just thought, like, what is the meanest thing? What
Speaker 1: is the you can say to this guy right now?
Speaker 1: Fucking ugly cool? A good night.
Speaker 3: You gay?
Speaker 1: Coon? Is crazy? Alright? With the raccoon?
Speaker 5: You know I have they have like the bandit thing.
Speaker 5: What if it's just like rainbow colored? Is that like
Speaker 5: a gay that's sick?
Speaker 1: Crazy, that's sick. That's like pa, guess cool bands over that? Whoa,
Speaker 1: that's a shirt. That's a shirt that's a shirt.
Speaker 5: Sure you can't really wear, but I I can wear
Speaker 5: it because I'll just tell everyone I'm gay.
Speaker 1: They'll believe me too, because all that ship that I
Speaker 1: do feel for itself.
Speaker 5: No one can exist comfortably in homophobia because you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't touch me. No one can reasonably bring a
Speaker 1: case against Derek at all. Real.
Speaker 5: I love it. I absolutely love the people. They're like,
Speaker 5: you're clearly getting I'm like.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, but like I mean, it's.
Speaker 5: So that's actually extremely fucked up, but like amazing in
Speaker 5: a terrib way to yeah I'm gay to be around
Speaker 5: you say, really.
Speaker 1: Homo that that's like that thing like in in that
Speaker 1: old trope and and in coming of age movies, where
Speaker 1: like there would always be like some guy who's like
Speaker 1: pretending to be gay just to like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hang out. Gross, that's really fucking terrible. Yeah yeah
Speaker 3: I'll just yeah, I'll just look and hang out with
Speaker 3: the girls.
Speaker 1: He get addressed and sit there and stare. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's a really depraved thing to do. It's very intelligent,
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, it's it's it would have been smart,
Speaker 1: but you know that's it's aren't a devious ways.
Speaker 3: Like Anyone that does that is like you should be
Speaker 3: like not friends with them.
Speaker 1: It's too much effort too.
Speaker 3: If you play a long game like that, there's something
Speaker 3: wrong with you or right with you.
Speaker 1: Know what's crazy. I've had I've had female friends change
Speaker 1: in front of me. Specifically, they take your glasses off
Speaker 1: because they understand how blind I am. And it works.
Speaker 5: You're like, you dumb bitch. So that's what you need
Speaker 5: to do, is you well to see this.
Speaker 1: Is the contact and then be blinded.
Speaker 5: Yes, you're walking crazy headachy Okay.
Speaker 1: Yes, boom, that's so creepy.
Speaker 5: That's so not only is that one moment seeing boobs
Speaker 5: for like maybe three four seconds?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that, that is exactly that. That like, the
Speaker 1: payoff is so minimal. The payoff is so minimal. And
Speaker 1: then the dude wearing glasses with contacts. It's not paint,
Speaker 1: but like, dude, your head's gonna hurt it after a while.
Speaker 1: It's it's like exposure in some way. It's almost like
Speaker 1: staring into the sun where it's like it hurts a
Speaker 1: little bit now, but it's gonna hurt way bad if
Speaker 1: you stare completely continuously at it but you can't see
Speaker 1: I can't. That's true. You can't even see the sun.
Speaker 1: You don't even know you're staring at the The worst
Speaker 1: thing about being blind is like you're not you don't
Speaker 1: even know you're staring at the side. I feel it.
Speaker 1: You're so you can feel the sun. I don't think
Speaker 1: you can. Can you not feel warm? Warm? Now?
Speaker 5: When you're blind, it takes the light and every property
Speaker 5: of light is gone.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know how like primary colors. You know
Speaker 1: how primary colors have opposites. It's like sight is the
Speaker 1: opposite of touch, and so, uh, if you lose sight,
Speaker 1: you lose touch as well.
Speaker 3: That's not how that.
Speaker 1: Works, you know how. You're right, You're right.
Speaker 5: You don't have any fucking blind friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a blind cousin. Actually I'm blind. Also think, well,
Speaker 3: I'm about a straight up he can't see. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: can't see him, but he lost his eyesight progressively.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I can at least that is better. That
Speaker 1: is better before stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I've always thought about, like Stevie Wonder, I'm like, damn,
Speaker 5: the nigga doesn't knowing.
Speaker 1: Anything, Like think about like born blind?
Speaker 5: Right if I actually don't know, but he's been blind
Speaker 5: long enough to where all of the crazy ship that
Speaker 5: has happened over decades.
Speaker 1: He has no idea when he was born with like
Speaker 1: nostrils whereas I should be. And so he's just he's
Speaker 1: so well, he's never seen anything like you. Thinking well,
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, poor nostrils, A deep breath while
Speaker 1: he's singing. That's broken, very stupid, right, that's not him, Georgia,
Speaker 1: that's not him. Sweet care sniff sniff sniff. You guys
Speaker 1: are insulting one of my favorite music. Great, what is
Speaker 1: that you look at? You got hurt? That was the
Speaker 1: most homof what happened. We accidentally touched hands and he
Speaker 1: freaked out. This is good, It's amazing. Oh, that is
Speaker 1: an extreme level of homophobia.
Speaker 5: The idea, the idea from being like that is both
Speaker 5: just like fucking the next level just getting punched immediately.
Speaker 3: Like his friends, he loves when he fights, he like,
Speaker 3: don't love me winn.
Speaker 1: He has like a like this, this is under this
Speaker 1: layer of homophobia underneath him. I think, yeah, like it
Speaker 1: is underneath I think my. I think my, because he
Speaker 1: would get furious when I would like touch his arm gently.
Speaker 3: I don't like I don't like people touching me genuinely
Speaker 3: in general, like even women. I don't like women touching me.
Speaker 3: Don't fucking don't touch me. Your less than me.
Speaker 5: But what if a woman touched you, would you beat her?
Speaker 5: He's thinking about it, He's like, think I would want
Speaker 5: to hit her, But I don't know.
Speaker 3: When Lily hugs me, sometimes I'm like, yo, get out
Speaker 3: of here before you're in danger. But like, I just
Speaker 3: don't let people putting their hands on me in general,
Speaker 3: m m. Even hugging. I don't really hug people. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's gross. Why would you want to touch someone else?
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's only I only hug hug I only hug
Speaker 5: huggers because there are some people that like like that ship.
Speaker 5: But then there's people that I know, like, like, I'm
Speaker 5: not necessarily a hugger, So I know you're not a hugger.
Speaker 5: Not really, you're not, so like I will. It is
Speaker 5: so rare to hug like people who want.
Speaker 1: To, Like, Yeah, I'm an adaptive person. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: really have a problem with I don't. I'll seek it
Speaker 1: out on purpose.
Speaker 3: People I love and that's it. And I don't really
Speaker 3: love a lot of people, like genuinely, I have love
Speaker 3: for a lot of people.
Speaker 1: But I love a lot of hugged my dog and
Speaker 1: my pillow.
Speaker 5: Flesh flesh light that I never clean I definitely once
Speaker 5: a year.
Speaker 1: That is so rare. There's a live like, do you
Speaker 1: have a story about that guy that forgot about the
Speaker 1: flesh life that he had?
Speaker 5: He would like fuck it to death and never cleaned it.
Speaker 5: Well it probably it was probably it's protege and like.
Speaker 7: I was about to say the same, so stupid.
Speaker 1: So this is my son Asmen Silver.
Speaker 3: And his dad is asthmend Platinum, Platinum, his whole family.
Speaker 1: Asm Master. Do you see that thing of him like
Speaker 1: drinking water, like chased it with a soda or something?
Speaker 3: Sorry, what did you just say that.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like water?
Speaker 5: He drank a Fiji water, so one of the best,
Speaker 5: better quality waters technically, and he was disgusted. He thought
Speaker 5: it was disgusting. Is how the fun does anybody drink this?
Speaker 5: And he chases it with a soda?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: And somebody quote tweeted it, which was my thought because
Speaker 5: I've had the same argument with people that are like, oh,
Speaker 5: he probably for the first time tasted the bacteria that's
Speaker 5: just pooling in his mouth because he obviously has poor hygiene,
Speaker 5: and so he was like, oh, this discuss He literally
Speaker 5: took a wolf of bacteria ship and he was like,
Speaker 5: this is disgusting, washed it down with some fucking aspartame,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 1: So he's like just covering the biome that is his
Speaker 1: mouth with sugar.
Speaker 5: And I think people, the people that don't like water
Speaker 5: or think like certain waters are absolutely disgusted. I wonder
Speaker 5: because I was like, I want to I would love
Speaker 5: Who cares about actually doing that experiment? It's it's time consuming,
Speaker 5: But at the same time, I have a little curious
Speaker 5: fleeting and I'm like, I bet I could all right,
Speaker 5: wash your brush, your teeth whatever, blah blah blah, gargle.
Speaker 5: Ten minutes later, we're gonna do some taste tests. And
Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of people would have a
Speaker 5: very different experience versus their mouths swimming in bacteria all day,
Speaker 5: their tongue lasted because a lot of people don't even
Speaker 5: scrape their tongues. That yeah crazy, yeah, Like, so I
Speaker 5: feel like a lot of people are tasting their disgusting mouths.
Speaker 1: I truly believe that. And asthm in Golden must have
Speaker 1: one of the grossest mouths in the world. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: my question is not liking water. So that's like, well
Speaker 1: it's a little inhuman.
Speaker 3: It's not human, it's a little it's not creature.
Speaker 1: I used to not like really not like it really
Speaker 1: but like.
Speaker 3: You did it, like it, but you did it dislike it.
Speaker 1: Water is right. Yeah. I would just always like I
Speaker 1: would have water and it would be like it would be fine,
Speaker 1: but I would be like I would really prefer like
Speaker 1: a lemonade or something, you know what I mean, because
Speaker 1: I was just like very like hopped them on sugar.
Speaker 1: I still kind of am technically I get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: might going to the I love what like this is
Speaker 1: water like literally right here.
Speaker 3: So you know, I've gotten so much better at drinking
Speaker 3: water in general, Like I've got better as I like
Speaker 3: started playing bastmastlf.
Speaker 1: You gotta get better drinking dude, I just can't play sports.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand because how old has Been Gold?
Speaker 1: He's like forty he looks like he's forty and thirty
Speaker 1: five minutes. I have no idea.
Speaker 3: Actually, uh has been Gold died today?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 5: Listen he died just now. That would be crazy. Four
Speaker 5: seconds ago from the water.
Speaker 1: Take water he killed He's thirty four, he's oh wow, yeah, totally. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's too old to not like water. I think
Speaker 1: like there's a there's a reasonable point where like even
Speaker 1: I'll give you even up until your mid twenties, because
Speaker 1: they're not really a disciplined adult, really, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. But even like I'm not even mito early twenties,
Speaker 1: you know, you should be over the whole like water
Speaker 1: isn't is bland and boring because it is. It's you know,
Speaker 1: it's bland. There's no taste to it necessarily, but you
Speaker 1: know what, you know what, really.
Speaker 3: Nothing is more refreshing than water, though, like like like
Speaker 3: when you're really thirsty, drinking water is it's water.
Speaker 1: Water to me feels like salad in the sense that
Speaker 1: like it's not bad, it's good. Like it feels like
Speaker 1: maintenance to me, where it's like I don't mind doing this,
Speaker 1: this is good, this is good for me. I like
Speaker 1: doing something that's good for me. But like, I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever like tasted water that I've preferred on
Speaker 1: a taste perspective more than like I don't know until yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: I think, uh, people it's it's that they have the
Speaker 5: wrong idea because it's not it's water is not about flavor, right,
Speaker 5: It's like it is about quenching, you know, your thirsty second,
Speaker 5: and that with what you were saying is nothing feels
Speaker 5: better than to me, there's uh, there's that effect, man,
Speaker 5: somebody said it to me before. But it's that effect
Speaker 5: when the water isn't completely frozen over yet in your freezer,
Speaker 5: you take it out and then it has that frozen
Speaker 5: You'll see it freeze in real time, and.
Speaker 1: So it's frosty.
Speaker 5: You got that perfect moment toward it isn't completely solid,
Speaker 5: but it's frosty. But it's cool seeing it happen. You'll
Speaker 5: see the liquid. You'll fucking it changes.
Speaker 3: I first saw that, I thought the fucking world was
Speaker 3: I thought, I thought that was really magic in the world.
Speaker 1: That is the coolest thing to me, and that that's slushy.
Speaker 5: When you're just doing that to me, there's nothing more
Speaker 5: like that quenches your thirst. Now, if you want some sweets,
Speaker 5: then you you can add some syrup to it, right,
Speaker 5: like a strawberry cherry syrup, and holy fuck, now you
Speaker 5: have a tasty treat. But as far as me, I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh my God, my body is thanking me.
Speaker 1: You know. I almost want to jack.
Speaker 5: Off now, you know, And it's like it refueled me,
Speaker 5: and it's like, hey, you can you can expel more
Speaker 5: code now you're hydrated.
Speaker 1: Well, what really like blew my mind about?
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 1: Was like cause I I just again, I just didn't
Speaker 1: prefer it in New York. I was just like whatever,
Speaker 1: and then I came right. But then I came out here,
Speaker 1: and then I had like the tap water out here
Speaker 1: or like just like the one, and I remember being like, oh,
Speaker 1: water can in fact taste terrible. And I realized only
Speaker 1: that only when I had like a thing to compare
Speaker 1: it to. That was like, oh, water back home is
Speaker 1: pretty good.
Speaker 3: Even water I don't mind suck where we live. It sucked,
Speaker 3: but you had you had had a well, so you're
Speaker 3: fucking lucky man. But like literally to the point that
Speaker 3: my grandmother would just buy like poland springs. We'd get
Speaker 3: like the thing to our house and we woul drink.
Speaker 3: I would drink spring like every I'd go with basketball,
Speaker 3: I'll drink won when I played basketball. I'm like, I
Speaker 3: fucking love this water. But obviously like lemonadeed sugar, you know,
Speaker 3: obviously the sugar as it is, like fundamental leonade, make
Speaker 3: it taste better.
Speaker 1: What are you? Lemonade is probably like the most refreshing
Speaker 1: kind of sugar like that, Like I don't that's like
Speaker 1: the definite like a refreshing like a glass of lemonade
Speaker 1: and like the sun and ship like that's like that's
Speaker 1: like literally water sugar like actually, but it's like water
Speaker 1: water tear as far as like refreshing goes.
Speaker 5: Lemonade so fun, real prepared bro it is crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm big on this. The sweet the over sweeting stuff,
Speaker 1: Like I like it when it's bitter like and when
Speaker 1: it's like there's like this's a.
Speaker 3: Properly make you like flavored lemonade, like really made like
Speaker 3: watermelon or like blueberry or strawberry lemonade. We would do that,
Speaker 3: and when I would go to Atlanta, my cousins from
Speaker 3: Atlanta would like prepare like they would make like proper
Speaker 3: puret and they'd prepare like strawberry lemonade or like blueberry lemonade,
Speaker 3: And that.
Speaker 1: Ship is out of this world. Yeah, because it tastes
Speaker 1: like real fruit.
Speaker 3: That's it's like the real taste lemonade with like fruit
Speaker 3: actually in it, so it's still delicious so much.
Speaker 1: I haven't done anything like that. But diabetic is ship though.
Speaker 1: Diabetic is fuck though, Yeah, of course fell off. That's
Speaker 1: what a fucking I can't. I only can't hop on
Speaker 1: one foot. Southern Southern nice tea is.
Speaker 5: I think that's why the like the whole South has
Speaker 5: diabetes because.
Speaker 1: That that that and fried everything and fried everything.
Speaker 5: But there's so much goddamn sugar whenever I have but
Speaker 5: whenever I'm down south somewhere and I have a I
Speaker 5: have an iced tea down there. It's basically McDonald's just
Speaker 5: trying to mimic it. If you ever tasted.
Speaker 3: Sweet tea, it's crazy. I've never liked the ever. You mean,
Speaker 3: I don't like sweet tea. I like tea like I
Speaker 3: like tea beverages. I don't like, like like the drink
Speaker 3: sweet tea.
Speaker 1: I don't like that at all. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: like it, especially a sweet green tea. God damn so good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm not.
Speaker 5: I never with a little splash of lemon, you get
Speaker 5: you get a green tea, but a little bit of
Speaker 5: you can use honey or something like that.
Speaker 3: I like to chill the tea like I like, but
Speaker 3: I don't really like black tea that much. But I
Speaker 3: like I have like at home right I have the
Speaker 3: whole entire tea to canter thing from for teas right now.
Speaker 3: And we made like iced tea over the over the
Speaker 3: summer sometime and I was like, oh, this is delicious.
Speaker 3: It's really good. But like, I don't like when you
Speaker 3: think of sweet tea, like it's the sweet tea that
Speaker 3: you have in like Atlanta's like that or the South. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't like it very much, not a big fan.
Speaker 3: I like it with rather water than that.
Speaker 1: Act.
Speaker 5: I just don't like it because you can't drink too
Speaker 5: much of it or you're gonna feel bad.
Speaker 1: There's just too much sugar and there's way too much. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So like if you use like if you make like
Speaker 5: an Arnold Palmer, like you get real lemonade, that's different
Speaker 5: and then you throw in a little splash of some
Speaker 5: sweet tea fun because.
Speaker 3: It's so much more refreshing. I don't know why it
Speaker 3: gets more refreshing with that. That is that's good.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 5: Let me let me ask you something, so I know
Speaker 5: your favorite restaurant is a raisin Canes not so.
Speaker 1: What the lemonade there? What what is that?
Speaker 3: I haven't had lemonade raising canes, so I dude, it's
Speaker 3: my tongue right now. Can't remember the taste of lemonade.
Speaker 5: I think it's the piss or something. I don't understand
Speaker 5: what it is. It's not lemon I don't. I don't
Speaker 5: know if you ever tried to.
Speaker 1: Lemonated from there now. I barely have even been there.
Speaker 5: I when I whenever I sip it, I've sipped it
Speaker 5: a few times because I'm like, maybe I'm just fucking
Speaker 5: getting told or something. I've had different lemonades from the
Speaker 5: different ones, and I want to look at all the
Speaker 5: customers and be like, what is this. It doesn't even
Speaker 5: taste like fake minute made lemonade, you know, like minute
Speaker 5: made will at least somewhat mimic what a lemon tastes like.
Speaker 5: I don't know what I'm drinking, and I'm like, I
Speaker 5: feel like, I guess I feel insane. I feel like
Speaker 5: it's uh that that people accept this and like this
Speaker 5: is good because I think it tastes like sweet pitch.
Speaker 1: Imagine like if you.
Speaker 5: Put, if you if you put, that's what it tastes
Speaker 5: like to me.
Speaker 1: That drink a cup of sweet piss. Well, see what
Speaker 1: would happened.
Speaker 5: What happened is if somebody put a bunch of what
Speaker 5: if it's like a piss?
Speaker 1: I hate that. We gotta get to see.
Speaker 3: You've seen it before, right, the fucking dark piss. That's
Speaker 3: what pulps in it? It looks like is that?
Speaker 1: Does your piss have pulp in it?
Speaker 3: Darth piss?
Speaker 1: Not anymore? All right, We're gonna move on. Let were
Speaker 1: talking to somebody, this lord named Darth Piss, right, green piss.
Speaker 1: We didn't do them. One did not the one that's
Speaker 1: explicitly yeah, that one's next one. Here we go. Oh ep, escape, Welcome.
Speaker 8: Chris derk Black, sit back, sitting.
Speaker 1: Back, just a few more, says.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. That's that's really good.
Speaker 1: That's so sick. That's really what the hell? Guys so far,
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of y'all. Yeah, yeah, you guys.
Speaker 3: Hate to I hate to be a Glazer, but.
Speaker 1: This pretty dopey glaze. That ship. We got two more.
Speaker 3: The next one is horrible.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be.
Speaker 3: It's gonna get out of somebody masturbating. But like in
Speaker 3: the next room, you're.
Speaker 1: Somebody dying I would love that one.
Speaker 5: Okay, So this guy you actually put his name in it,
Speaker 5: so his name is Ezy Rail, So snark Tank.
Speaker 1: This is a shorter version, he said. So that's okay.
Speaker 1: Obviously you must have a longer one.
Speaker 2: The power for it.
Speaker 1: It's like a surfer kind of almost, yeah, a little
Speaker 1: it's like metal surfer almost.
Speaker 3: It sounds like something you hear in a Dragon Ball movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they yeah, yeah, I like it. Still not
Speaker 1: bad at all, It's not awful.
Speaker 3: Yeah at all.
Speaker 1: Appreciate that we have one. Last one, Edward, I said,
Speaker 1: you guys, right and word and in word and and
Speaker 1: the word. You haven't stop sending those Why they get
Speaker 1: your head? Yeah, because they do get sucking. You see
Speaker 1: black cats. Yeah, if you see that is crazy. All right,
Speaker 1: last one. These are great. Oh my god, it's like
Speaker 1: fucking bad religion. It's a complete like top top things.
Speaker 1: Well that's legit. It's not good. It reminds me of
Speaker 1: that fucking Asian Guns two generation song. Actually, like genuinely,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Yeah, So this one's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: The only thing was like a little bit too hype
Speaker 5: for an intro. Yeah, it's it's it's high. It's too
Speaker 5: high energy, but it's dope.
Speaker 1: It's good. I like it a lot of guys. I
Speaker 1: think these are all fucking like, genuinely pretty splendid. Dude,
Speaker 1: these are genuinely fucking splendifferent.
Speaker 5: I try to be kind and nice with my words
Speaker 5: and use slightly better words than nigga all the time,
Speaker 5: and I get torn down when I say whenever. I
Speaker 5: say like whenever. I'm playing digital with my friends and
Speaker 5: I'm like, wow, man, this is rather great, and They're like, rather,
Speaker 5: you said rather, you fucking idiot. I'm like, guys, I'm
Speaker 5: not saying fucking.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, say rather, yeah, crazy.
Speaker 3: This is quite cool man.
Speaker 5: It's like you said quite, you didn't say really, fucking man,
Speaker 5: just like, oh, trying to stop trying to be white man,
Speaker 5: we don't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be white at all. I want
Speaker 1: to use proper English. I guess being proper is you
Speaker 1: just said proper English?
Speaker 5: That proper English. Just want to be proper English.
Speaker 1: What's happening? What is going on? You're gonna come in
Speaker 1: on this figure and like oog from each other. That
Speaker 1: can't happen to me? Wait? Is that all of them?
Speaker 1: That was all of them dude, that was pretty fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Shout up to dude. You guys did a very good job, honestly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I appreciate the people that actually did it, especially
Speaker 5: Chris when you when you mentioned that, Oh yeah, there's
Speaker 5: a lot of people that can't just jump on their
Speaker 5: fucking computer and just whip something up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for the time to even make those bro. Yes,
Speaker 3: you guys rock bro, that's pretty dope.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm namorateous fuck with those two
Speaker 1: Nomi ones, like both of those.
Speaker 5: Should we just declare a winner already or should we
Speaker 5: marinate on it?
Speaker 1: I think we should marinate on it. I think the
Speaker 1: the rock ones are too hype thing.
Speaker 3: I still like them over cool.
Speaker 1: I like them. It's not intro that ship would it
Speaker 1: might actually be like it, like it wouldn't even be
Speaker 1: bad like outro I was thinking of the I was
Speaker 1: thinking of the pop punk one as an outro. The
Speaker 1: the the lyrics don't match, but I don't think it
Speaker 1: matters because the lyrics are kind of like it's like
Speaker 1: an intro but who if you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Who gives? But like I'm that like that that the
Speaker 1: hip hop one that that you know me ones like
Speaker 1: these are these are cool?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I should have fortunately to make one make a intro.
Speaker 1: Make really you can sing, but she just refuses to
Speaker 1: say look because I really I can't stress enough how
Speaker 1: much I was expecting garbage, just like they were like
Speaker 1: the like they recorded the audio, like the audio on
Speaker 1: their phone and it's it would be like christ Like
Speaker 1: I just assumed that that was going to Which is
Speaker 1: it fucking not to dick on the stark tank, fucking ass,
Speaker 1: fucking marek pick.
Speaker 5: Come on your gay place, coming all.
Speaker 3: Over them place, gay gay gay Gayayay.
Speaker 5: We were rocking, but it's just gay, the laziest fucking possible.
Speaker 1: See the bad thing about because I've wanted to do Queen,
Speaker 1: but I was like, fuck everyone, every comment is gonna
Speaker 1: be like it should have been a straight cover. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I just like, I just want
Speaker 1: to avoid that he's gay. I'm scared he's gay. I'm scared.
Speaker 5: Think with Judas priests, I have, I have a great
Speaker 5: Judas priest when I want to do but I'm like,
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't be able to get it already.
Speaker 1: Judas priest. What would that be like Jesus just in
Speaker 1: the cheeks, Jesus cheeks just drenched, just just kissed cheeks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll figure that. So there's the there's the song. Those
Speaker 1: are sick. I think it's breaking the law. It's pretty easy.
Speaker 1: Ball sucking his.
Speaker 5: Ball, sucking his balls.
Speaker 1: Man, that's old school Judas Priest before they got like,
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. I gotta added to that that
Speaker 1: playlist of every song I've ever even remotely enjoyed life.
Speaker 1: Come bricking the balls, bricking his balls. Come come. It's
Speaker 1: a playlist. All right. We should move on questions, Yeah
Speaker 1: we should. We shouldn't. Why what's going on? Something else? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: I just don't lose you do that. I'm actually having trouble. Guys,
Speaker 1: we weren't recording.
Speaker 3: You're lying for that.
Speaker 1: No, he is recording. I can see it on there.
Speaker 1: I saw it all. You can hold me.
Speaker 5: I remember seeing when it was at twelve minutes. That
Speaker 5: would have been like for real.
Speaker 1: Dude, I've I can even tell you how many times
Speaker 1: like it's happened a couple of times where I'm sitting
Speaker 1: down and I'm recording a video, like I have the
Speaker 1: camera up and the tripod up and the mic running
Speaker 1: and the camera just wasn't.
Speaker 3: That's three more months. I'm let me do anything.
Speaker 1: I tried. This is beyond me. There's simply nothing I
Speaker 1: can do if I go later. Bye, guys. Why I'm
Speaker 1: trying to draw dom from fucking You're gonna try. You're
Speaker 1: gonna draw dom from years of war?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, it's gonna be good. This is gonna
Speaker 1: look like one of these things. It's gonna be I
Speaker 1: can do it. I can't draw, not at all. You
Speaker 1: can't draw to a degree that like I don't actually understand.
Speaker 3: Gorgeous that this is not my ability.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like I just I don't know. I okay.
Speaker 3: I can tell you I've definitely drawn in my life
Speaker 3: less than probably like fifty times.
Speaker 1: I've definitely drawncus literally, like, when are your finished clothes? Mark?
Speaker 1: Tell me right now, all right, I'll give it my
Speaker 1: best shot. I'm gonna draw you naked, like that's how
Speaker 1: that happened in Titanic. He goes, I'm gonna draw you
Speaker 1: naked now straight up? Oh my god. Let's move on
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Speaker 1: you guys showed up because I asked you guys to
Speaker 1: throw a bunch of comments in there. It's interesting. I
Speaker 1: don't know how. It's not been long enough yet to
Speaker 1: see like how it will affect it. But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: pretty crazy.
Speaker 5: Come come, come, come.
Speaker 1: Come, come, come, come, come, come come come come, come, come, come,
Speaker 1: come come come. Uh, where the fuck is the questions?
Speaker 1: My crazy? Like a human ninja turtle? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: That's Dominic Santiago to you, Hey, why do I look
Speaker 1: like the monkey is? What are you doing? That's not
Speaker 1: even close to my hair? Why did you say to
Speaker 1: me Mexican say bangaka?
Speaker 3: Not really like man? It all means come here, right man?
Speaker 3: It's come yeah, yeah, it's more like yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: really hear that.
Speaker 1: That's more like a fucking Puerto Rican. Yeah it's kurty.
Speaker 1: Do you think you know what? I love it? I
Speaker 1: had reminds me you just awakened of every I had
Speaker 1: a So this happens to me a lot where like
Speaker 1: I will wake up from dreams laughing because I like
Speaker 1: my brain will make me laugh out of my dream.
Speaker 1: And I was like I was in a hospital room
Speaker 1: and like I was in like this room where like
Speaker 1: somebody was giving birth in hospital and it was baby
Speaker 1: Marcus fen Nix. And he turned to me for some
Speaker 1: reason and said, ma, and I fucking couldn't. I laughed
Speaker 1: myself away, like it's a baby with the Marcus Veenis
Speaker 1: head with like with like it was. It was still
Speaker 1: it was clearly he had the bandana, he had like
Speaker 1: the low hairline, but it was baby features, but he
Speaker 1: still had like adult Marcus Phoenix's voice. And it woke
Speaker 1: me up out of my sleep. I'm sure that is
Speaker 1: literally how it it is in the Gears universe. Yeah, yeah, Ma, damn,
Speaker 1: where's my lancer that's down? What does he say he
Speaker 1: has a headband even though so he has a headband down,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have one.
Speaker 3: After after Marcus dies, Dom takes his head mark.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is in a world where Marcus. But
Speaker 1: that's why.
Speaker 5: Lookye Marcus got shanked by the the have a really
Speaker 5: big piece. He's gonna be going up to his very
Speaker 5: big beep manks he comes and kills himself.
Speaker 3: All alright, happens hes.
Speaker 1: But it's delayed. It's delayed so like he crashes road.
Speaker 1: Everybody see it happen. No, that was also really impressive.
Speaker 1: This is unpressdent k coming on it.
Speaker 5: There's no hammer a don it's just like a alright,
Speaker 5: let's get into.
Speaker 1: These questions from our viewers of a page on page
Speaker 1: on the concess like fu you, Chris, Chili sucks ass
Speaker 1: parentheses Chili's employee. That's fine, like if you worked there,
Speaker 1: Like I believe you have some good chicken strips. Look
Speaker 1: I stand by, Like, dude, Chili's, I swear to you
Speaker 1: used to have the best chocolate milkshake that I I
Speaker 1: they put crack or something in it because it was unreal.
Speaker 1: How good that they don't do it anymore? And then
Speaker 1: I stopped going. But Chili's like maybe once in my
Speaker 1: life had chilies. I had a few times during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: Actually oh really yeah recently.
Speaker 5: Yeah it was uh because they would have They used
Speaker 5: to have like really good deals. They give me get
Speaker 5: like a platter of food for like under thirty bucks.
Speaker 3: It was like a lot of going out of business.
Speaker 5: We actually actually celebrated with my friend at Chili's when
Speaker 5: they opened. They lifted the the retrictions, but that was
Speaker 5: only momentarily. If you guys remember, I remember like July
Speaker 5: or something, there was like, yeah, there was literally people
Speaker 5: singing in Chili's. We were like celebrating. We made it,
Speaker 5: and then two weeks later we were locked out again.
Speaker 1: That's so sad.
Speaker 5: But it fell so bad because you knew it was
Speaker 5: coming because I was in La Fitness and they were
Speaker 5: like everything was cool. Literally the next day they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: you gotta wear your mask while you work out, and
Speaker 5: it's like, okay, fine, and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: even while you're on your ellipticals and you gotta wear
Speaker 5: I was like, fuck.
Speaker 1: Where this is? This is where we already know it
Speaker 1: was that you knew where it was going. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: like we beat it.
Speaker 5: It's like I don't know, but they're like, it just
Speaker 5: goes stricter and stricter, and then oh, LA finishes locked everything.
Speaker 3: I remember almost going crazy during that shit. Dude, we
Speaker 3: were losing our fucking minds during the pandemic. No, we
Speaker 3: weren't okay, all right, that was fine.
Speaker 1: No, you weren't.
Speaker 3: But the ship we were watching was insane, like the
Speaker 3: ship we were like because during that period of time,
Speaker 3: it felt so surreal because the dumbage they were happening consistently,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh wow, this guy got killed
Speaker 3: by cop Oh wow, these martyrs are happening. Wow, people
Speaker 3: tried to take over the cap. It was just a
Speaker 3: series of like what the fuck version of the universe?
Speaker 1: Oh ship that was around that? Oh yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: it was like that was like less than a year
Speaker 1: after that. Yeah, it was still during lockdown. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: forgot about that. I did forget that that was true.
Speaker 1: It was a while ago. Goddamn, isn't crazy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was two years. We have lives. We genuinely lost.
Speaker 1: It was interesting. It was definitely interesting. I didn't benefit
Speaker 1: from it, though, you know, some people like I did.
Speaker 3: I benefited a lot from it, did you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you put my job? I started a real job.
Speaker 3: I need a bunch of money on twitch like right,
Speaker 3: like that that made it was a good benefit for me.
Speaker 3: But like, sorry, people that died whatever, they're dead, you
Speaker 3: know fair enough?
Speaker 1: Is that Yahoo quote? My boy? Anyway? Fucking christ Chili success,
Speaker 1: Chili's employe, and he says greetings gay, gay and fucking
Speaker 1: gay A long time, long time listeners since episode zero
Speaker 1: with Zach first time patron, welcome some nigga man, I
Speaker 1: I can't uh long time, yeah, long time simp question.
Speaker 1: Who do y'all main in Marvel versus Capcom? Two? Do
Speaker 1: you up the great work of drilling holes in my
Speaker 1: head while I sleep? For some reason, I thought he
Speaker 1: was just gonna stop at you know your Maine, And
Speaker 1: I was like, that's that's a good joke. So that's
Speaker 1: a good joke because like he literally no colaboration that
Speaker 1: would be good. Two team is very simple. Who is it?
Speaker 3: My lead is Cyclops? Of course, really he's kind of
Speaker 3: mad Wolfe the Cyclops.
Speaker 1: What do you use him for anti air?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yes, he's just upercut is fucking solid man.
Speaker 1: This uppercut is good, his sucking, his beaming up. I
Speaker 1: love that.
Speaker 5: It's a fucking three hit that a beam comes. I
Speaker 5: think that's something crazy. But it's usually Wolverine.
Speaker 3: Obviously which one bone claw or no regular regular obviously
Speaker 3: the most broken character in the game, Fucking doctor Doom
Speaker 3: and then Sentinel.
Speaker 5: So if you're gonna do your you're gonna fit your
Speaker 5: best Who are your best like? So because you said
Speaker 5: the best best, you said you said four. So who's
Speaker 5: who's your best team?
Speaker 1: Okay, my best team is definitely lead Wolverine.
Speaker 3: Uh you call doctor dumas sitting on Yeah, a lot
Speaker 3: of I learned how to play the game only sweatdly
Speaker 3: because I'm not good at the game.
Speaker 1: A lot of people I'm carried by those characters. I'm
Speaker 1: not good at the game, but I played three stupid ass.
Speaker 5: I know there's a lot of tournaments that would not
Speaker 5: let uh, specifically Sentinel, you couldn't even use them.
Speaker 1: He's broken.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Magneto was one in some instances, but me I
Speaker 5: was so uh Spider Man. I would always do Spider Man.
Speaker 5: I just he's so fucking fast. Not as fast as Wolverine,
Speaker 5: I think, but just but he still will get the
Speaker 5: job done for me.
Speaker 1: Clean to wall.
Speaker 3: He can't cling, right, he can do the thing where
Speaker 3: he stands on the wall for a bit. Or is
Speaker 3: that only what he does?
Speaker 1: Maxims Spider, that's maximum Spider I think. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think he can just stay there. He can
Speaker 1: bounce off it. I think, yeah, yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: he can actually stay there, I don't think so. That
Speaker 1: design of him is so iconic in that game, bro,
Speaker 1: it's so unbelievably it's my favorite. It's it's my favorite
Speaker 1: frame of Spider Man anything is him Just his stance
Speaker 1: in Marvelsus cap Con two because it's so fucking contorted,
Speaker 1: yeah and gross, and.
Speaker 5: Then he just wander forward web swing swing, but he
Speaker 5: ends up regularly afterwards, and he's so much smaller than
Speaker 5: all these ridiculously built guys.
Speaker 1: He's like one for Jjah. Yeah, yeah, dude, it's almost bad,
Speaker 1: just like we almost got it again, dude, when I
Speaker 1: haven't in the living room actually, but when the sometimes
Speaker 1: have a PS two and they haven't given a.
Speaker 5: Date yet for the the power Stone everything, so they
Speaker 5: just give the Capcom Fighting Collection the the Capcom Collection
Speaker 5: number two come up next year. It's so cool because
Speaker 5: first of all, an exclusive for Dreamcast exclusives are on
Speaker 5: this thing. Yeah, so Powerstone, which was Dreamcast exclusives. Uh,
Speaker 5: fucking Project Justice, which was a sequel to Rival Schools.
Speaker 5: Rival Schools was on PlayStation one, but Project Just this
Speaker 5: was only on Dreamcast.
Speaker 1: So right, yeah, fucking bats, who's the main like that game?
Speaker 5: It had this cool ass tag team mechanics that that
Speaker 5: have never really been tech and did it somewhat but anyway,
Speaker 5: So basically, but I love that game. I feel like
Speaker 5: it's it's I feel like a lot of people are
Speaker 5: gonnappreciate it. Now they're gonna be a power Powerstone, funniest ship.
Speaker 5: That's where I think it's what's his name Hyodo came from?
Speaker 1: He's a he's a Marvels Capcom too, Oh, bandana, a
Speaker 1: long sword? Right?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Motorcycle yeah? So is that's Powerstone? Right? And the
Speaker 1: other one I'm thinking about that punches you. I think
Speaker 1: it was what's the other game?
Speaker 5: Whatever, It doesn't matter anyway that that's gonna be dope,
Speaker 5: fucking one of my favorite fighting games of all time,
Speaker 5: Capcom versus s K two, which has the rosters, dope,
Speaker 5: the fucking the animations, dope. The soundtrack, dude, god Google
Speaker 5: is one of the best, fucking said, like, anyone listening
Speaker 5: to this right now, go listen to god Rugle and
Speaker 5: that is one of the best fucking sound track games.
Speaker 1: That Violent cans in. Violent Kennon is in those two right,
Speaker 1: He's in one and two. Right.
Speaker 5: I think Violent, Violent Can I think is in it.
Speaker 5: I know Violent Can is in Chaos for sure, Okay,
Speaker 5: but I don't.
Speaker 1: I actually don't. He probably isn't it. Shout out.
Speaker 3: I'm so happy to bring in those games.
Speaker 1: Com is fucking doing it, man, They've done it on.
Speaker 3: Five like ever since seven, man, ever since seven, they
Speaker 3: just been they've woke up, say we get up from
Speaker 3: a badger and being like, let's just do.
Speaker 1: The right thing. They were struggling for hot yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, they're they're top tier now, man, they're
Speaker 1: doing amazing. Monz is super popular. Yo. The new one
Speaker 1: looks they keep throwing them out. They're throwing them out
Speaker 1: like and they succeed. They're not throwing them out like call.
Speaker 1: They throw them out and they suck. They throw them out.
Speaker 1: They change things that are good and in the game
Speaker 1: is keeping like Rise the Great World was like fucking
Speaker 1: it brought the like it made the revolution. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: It made people interestedio game. And then like now we
Speaker 1: have outer Wilds, right that.
Speaker 5: Wild wild or something. I think it's super high for
Speaker 5: that one too, And I'm like, dude, I'm I'm catching
Speaker 5: up because that's a world is a good Have you
Speaker 5: played so no. I bought it a million years ago.
Speaker 5: I was like, this looks really fun. I actually got
Speaker 5: it from the humble Bumble. Yeah, that was like fucking
Speaker 5: spind like nothing and get all the games.
Speaker 1: I played Monster Hut World for thirty minutes. For thirty
Speaker 1: minutes game, but you got to the tutorial is fucked.
Speaker 1: It is such a long real and I just I just.
Speaker 3: Did not have the patience got to play the game,
Speaker 3: though you learned a lot to play the game. I
Speaker 3: think the Rise is a better game.
Speaker 1: Right, but like I would like to jump into is
Speaker 1: really cheap now, so because I've been that.
Speaker 3: Was a switch one, right, It was on switch first
Speaker 3: and then the uprised the seven and put it on
Speaker 3: everything else.
Speaker 1: Cool because the switch ran it like uh you know
Speaker 1: like switch switch. Yeah. I like the premise of Monster Hut.
Speaker 1: Like I think about like games that I grew like,
Speaker 1: I grew up with that I wish like I think
Speaker 1: about like Lost Planet a lot right still to this day,
Speaker 1: and it's like Lost Planet was so fucking cool because
Speaker 1: it's just like you and your friends running around killing monsters,
Speaker 1: and Monster Hunter looks like it it's like that right, uh,
Speaker 1: way better obviously, but I just that tutorial and world
Speaker 1: really fucked me.
Speaker 3: I love that I did a game who that's just
Speaker 3: you jumping monsters. I think it's fucking funny because they
Speaker 3: try to run away. I think that's what makes it
Speaker 3: for me. They try to lead.
Speaker 1: They just try to freaking Dagon's dogma. Like you, they
Speaker 1: try to leave. Sometimes they try to lead at You're like,
Speaker 1: that's not half. What are you thinking? What do you think?
Speaker 1: The troll up so hard that immediately was like, oh no, leave,
Speaker 1: They're like, oh hell no, cling on to and it's
Speaker 1: like I'm doing this. I got sucked back into Starfield again,
Speaker 1: and I just unlocked this ability to intimidate people like
Speaker 1: mid fight, so like I can like so I can
Speaker 1: just like walk up to them and like intimidate them,
Speaker 1: and then they they run away, and then I chase
Speaker 1: them on the back of the head, pull out a
Speaker 1: little pocket kni, even stab them in the back eight times.
Speaker 1: There's a stabbing animation in the game that's so like
Speaker 1: it's realistically cruel and I don't know how to describe it,
Speaker 1: but it's like.
Speaker 5: Like it's just like like a there's like a twist
Speaker 5: to it. Dude, It's really we need more animations to
Speaker 5: hit somebody with a hammer in a game and the
Speaker 5: thing falls down on its head and their hammers on it,
Speaker 5: like like you actually drop a jackhammer on someone's body.
Speaker 1: We need more of that.
Speaker 3: Those are the Dragon's dog when you hit hit the
Speaker 3: minotaur one time so hard that it fell down for
Speaker 3: real and then stammered to its feet, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to see more games. I
Speaker 1: want to see more games where people take so much
Speaker 1: damage that they end up falling over like Simpsons hit
Speaker 1: and run characters. That's what I want. I don't holding hold.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I remember when you would kick it,
Speaker 1: when you would start the game off immediately and you
Speaker 1: would kick the ship out of March and she would
Speaker 1: just be like, run away. I know that game.
Speaker 5: I don't it's been I haven't played since it came out.
Speaker 1: We played it with I forget you got your games back.
Speaker 1: You played on the PS two for a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got that ship for Christmas and that game went correct.
Speaker 1: They were so really aggressive and there's so much That
Speaker 1: game was awesome, man, I remember having so much fun
Speaker 1: with it. That was a good time. That was a
Speaker 1: good period for games man, Like that like double double
Speaker 1: a area like genuinely, the two thousands were kind of
Speaker 1: fucking goded, honestly, like to twenty ten amazing.
Speaker 3: That's actually the games weren't exactly a business. They were
Speaker 3: an art form more or less.
Speaker 1: No, it was still a business, it was not to
Speaker 1: the same it became. There wasn't as much money in
Speaker 1: it for sure. Yeah, like the ceiling was a lot.
Speaker 5: Lower right there, and the pressure to just make money
Speaker 5: back to return, and also since patching was not really
Speaker 5: a thing, you kind of had to try a little
Speaker 5: harder before Yeah, you know, things became a disasters had
Speaker 5: to be at least at least functional, it could be.
Speaker 5: Recalling fucking disc would be a major problem that happened
Speaker 5: to I remember there were a couple of games that
Speaker 5: had to be recalled and it was just like a
Speaker 5: fucking disaster. Games not into the two thousands as far
Speaker 5: as I know, but I remember I remember when a
Speaker 5: bunch of I think one of the Myths, one of
Speaker 5: the strategy games, they had to recall it because it
Speaker 5: would break people's systems and it cost them so much.
Speaker 5: I think it's the cost them so much money that
Speaker 5: I think it's why they were like susceptible to being
Speaker 5: bought in the first place by Microsoft because they were like,
Speaker 5: we fucked up here.
Speaker 1: I could use that extra Microsoft money.
Speaker 3: But E was so fun and Run was such a
Speaker 3: good game.
Speaker 1: I never played road Rage, but I heard that was
Speaker 1: good to.
Speaker 3: Road Rage is the prior one, right.
Speaker 1: Road Rage was like more like the crazy taxi Taxi.
Speaker 3: Run was so fun. To getting in those cars, getting
Speaker 3: the snowplow.
Speaker 1: I love that plow God, get in the rocket car,
Speaker 1: the stupid rocket car.
Speaker 5: It was cool seeing I just saw on t h
Speaker 5: not TikTok Instagram some guy that was around our age
Speaker 5: making his kid play and his kids just running.
Speaker 1: He's kicking people, can't them up and stuff, the kids
Speaker 1: just laughing. His ass distilled distilled joy in those video games. Sincerely,
Speaker 1: Marvel's capcom I I I I don't think I ever
Speaker 1: really played it competitively to the point where like I
Speaker 1: ever got good, so like I don't really have like
Speaker 1: a roster. I didn't. I don't even think I ever
Speaker 1: like really try to get good at characters until like
Speaker 1: after like maybe like Tech and two, when I was
Speaker 1: playing with like with my sister, that was that was like,
Speaker 1: oh yosh, means I have to figure this out. But
Speaker 1: I think the people that I would pick it was
Speaker 1: always Spider Man, purely first eetics, like I don't even
Speaker 1: care Venom Venom when he would like, well, Venom could
Speaker 1: become like that weird or you would do the is
Speaker 1: that in Marvel Rivals? I thought I saw like a snippet.
Speaker 3: Of what happens in Marvel Rivals. He has the blue
Speaker 3: skin from Marvel's Capcom two. He has the Scion Clash
Speaker 3: and just the blue Marbles Capcom skin because some reason.
Speaker 1: That game he was blue. Well he has blue tint.
Speaker 3: No, he's blue, like there's a blue there's a a
Speaker 3: blue blue version of him. It's probably that's probably what
Speaker 3: it is, very likely because no, if you if someone
Speaker 3: else picked Venom, they'd be blue. That's what happened. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so they had that, and then they also had the
Speaker 3: because I remember Spider Man, if you picked on the
Speaker 3: Spider Man, you have the darker blue on his like sides,
Speaker 3: you still be read, but you have the darker blue.
Speaker 1: So they have that.
Speaker 3: But then they also have his special that he like
Speaker 3: slams into the floor and then turns into the mouth
Speaker 3: that comes out of that's so sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: I saw a game for a fan of those characters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw I saw a sniff a snippet of that,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that's sick. I've never thought
Speaker 1: about seeing that in anywhere outside of it's cool when
Speaker 1: they do ship like that.
Speaker 3: But it's like you used to play it, man, I
Speaker 3: think you'll enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I will. It'll be free, like I don't get I
Speaker 1: don't think it's it's I don't foresee it being like
Speaker 1: a consistent thing is all. Like I see it, like
Speaker 1: my our friends are on playing, I'm like, just jump on,
Speaker 1: let's play more.
Speaker 5: If anybody's gonna play Marvel's Captain too, if you're looking
Speaker 5: for the in my opinion, the best anti air person
Speaker 5: is Captain Commando, and so that's that would always be
Speaker 5: my go to Spider Man Captain Commando, and then for cheesing,
Speaker 5: I would pick Cable.
Speaker 1: Cable was yeah, justam, I had, I had Bam, I
Speaker 1: had I had Spider Man, Cable and Serve Bot because
Speaker 1: Serve Bot was so was a crazy.
Speaker 3: Regular over like regular moves when you couldn't you couldn't
Speaker 3: you have to be Wolverine.
Speaker 1: And just preserve as vivid memories of playing Marvel's Capcom two,
Speaker 1: like in a pizza place, like yeah, like not.
Speaker 3: My memories of that game are like in the three
Speaker 3: six hours, I remember it is me being in a house,
Speaker 3: But before that, they'd be like at a bodega, at
Speaker 3: a barber shop, getting pizza at like the place Mama's
Speaker 3: Fry Chicken and Advice live in.
Speaker 1: It was unreasonably popular in in New York at that time,
Speaker 1: like it was. It was every place that every place
Speaker 1: that had any arcade machine had Marvelsus Capcom two, and
Speaker 1: it was like fucking it was a hit. It was
Speaker 1: an instant return on your money, like if you bought
Speaker 1: the machine, you're gonna get everybody. Yeah, it was so cool.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 3: So there was this place called the Laser Park in
Speaker 3: downtown and End it was the arcade. It was the
Speaker 3: last arcade I remember really seeing ever around here, and
Speaker 3: I remember it being so cool. I would go there
Speaker 3: over the summer of my second grade or first grade
Speaker 3: year of school. I would go there with my sister
Speaker 3: and her boyfriend all the fucking time, and it was
Speaker 3: the most fun experience I've ever had going somewhere and
Speaker 3: they had Marvelus, capcom S and K and he had
Speaker 3: TECND I think two was at the time, and it
Speaker 3: was so it was a but it was a.
Speaker 1: Big like a big arcade area. It was like huge.
Speaker 1: It was like what David Busters tries to be like this,
Speaker 1: Like have you ever been in New York City, in
Speaker 1: New York City, nor.
Speaker 3: It's like imagine imagine rock.
Speaker 1: No roller coasters, all arcade, the roller coasts at New
Speaker 1: York City.
Speaker 3: Usually where are thinking of the place to the dragon?
Speaker 1: Are you thinking a Coney Island.
Speaker 3: Place in Westchester? That's like a fucking Dragon's there a
Speaker 3: fucking We saw the commercials that fucking it'd be the
Speaker 3: green fuck head Dragon Upsote, New York. I forgot what, No,
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not green Upstate, New York. Dragon fucking bomb a
Speaker 1: fucking dragon.
Speaker 5: Fuck audience, Suck my Thickadi, suck my dick Chopsy's bacon eggencies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, New Rock, New York City, New York City. The
Speaker 1: last time I went to New York City, we had
Speaker 1: like a last hurrah with like my my friends from
Speaker 1: elementary school, like before I moved out to LA in
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen, I remember, but it was just like a mall.
Speaker 1: It was like a big mall with like arcade stuff
Speaker 1: in it. It had like a laser tag thing, it
Speaker 1: had like you know, bowling, and it was it was
Speaker 1: just like a big arcade basically. But I'm thinking splash down.
Speaker 3: There're sea breeze there.
Speaker 1: Before splash Down. I don't remember a dragon before Mountain Ridge.
Speaker 1: I've never been there before. And there before, I don't
Speaker 1: remember the dragon that you're talking about. Dragon Dragon.
Speaker 3: There was a fucking commercial of it and I would
Speaker 3: see and I'm like, this place is fucking ass.
Speaker 1: And I went there and it was more ass than
Speaker 1: I thought it would be. It's pissing me off because
Speaker 1: what you're saying is like like it's not ringing a
Speaker 1: bell so much as it is it's like hitting the bell.
Speaker 1: And then immediately signed.
Speaker 5: Eric the Human, Eric the Human Human, go summon Joey
Speaker 5: the Green Dragon, and it's actually a dragon so for one,
Speaker 5: so it's a dragon with.
Speaker 1: But he's but he's not part of the mob. That's
Speaker 1: why his name is accurate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're trying to recruit him and he's like, I
Speaker 5: just don't think I fit a dragon.
Speaker 1: You'll be uh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Eric, Joey the Green Dragon a k a. Tony
Speaker 5: the Tiger Dragons.
Speaker 1: Dragon Up. This isn't real. I don't think I remember
Speaker 1: the like the Baby's First roller coaster, like the Dragon thing,
Speaker 1: that they would have it like some kind of at
Speaker 1: some fairs where it was just like, you know, a
Speaker 1: low point, then it would go up a little bit
Speaker 1: and then it would it was like like Baby's roller coaster. Basically.
Speaker 1: I remember that being at like the Westering. This guy
Speaker 1: was just playing a dragon ball game and then and
Speaker 1: then he just he just thought, yeah, he was watching
Speaker 1: it was a dragon ball z where the dragon was there,
Speaker 1: and he thought, I'm at a theme bar right now,
Speaker 1: a comfort of his own home. No, bro, this is real.
Speaker 1: This is the real thing. I'm sorrying to.
Speaker 3: It's clearly not dragon.
Speaker 1: It should be very easy to find. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of mass effect questions lately, which is interesting. This kind
Speaker 1: of like we kind of talked about this a little
Speaker 1: bit last time. But we'll do a quick one. No way.
Speaker 1: I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners and he says, hey, boys,
Speaker 1: you guys convinced me to give mass effect a try.
Speaker 1: And while I just thought mass Effect one was okay,
Speaker 1: the final mission was amazing, but everything else was just decent.
Speaker 1: I'm loving too right now. So my question is, what
Speaker 1: are your thoughts on Massifact one in particular. I have
Speaker 1: the least experience with this one. I love two and three.
Speaker 1: I think three is great. Like, I mean, I understand,
Speaker 1: I get why. Yeah, there was a big yeah that
Speaker 1: didn't have the you weren't you weren't a part of
Speaker 1: the real time disappointment back in the day. No, I
Speaker 1: remember it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you remember it, but like so you
Speaker 5: like you can you can play it way later and
Speaker 5: be like, yeah, this was sweet and not as well.
Speaker 1: Some people are still tainted by that experience. Well what
Speaker 1: I mean, Well, what I mean is like I played
Speaker 1: Massive ICC three when it came out, like when it
Speaker 1: was new. I was yeah, because I played Massive Fact two.
Speaker 1: I think. I don't think I played Massive FACTWO when
Speaker 1: it was new, But I played mass of BacT two
Speaker 1: like I think maybe like a year or tube or
Speaker 1: like I think like a year or like a couple
Speaker 1: months before three, and I was like, yeah, I'm pumped.
Speaker 1: And I played it and I was like, this was great,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, it was like it was kind of unsatisfying. Ending,
Speaker 1: but I didn't like not have fun with it, and
Speaker 1: I thought that that multiplayer mode was awesome.
Speaker 3: A multiplayer I wish I got a chance to experience
Speaker 3: was fun.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just fucking the ship out of everything, and it
Speaker 5: was just like horrid.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. The way that I felt about it was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's got a I don't know. The way
Speaker 1: that I felt about it was like, Okay, like you
Speaker 1: have like a wide you start off from, like everybody
Speaker 1: starts off from the same place. You're Commander Shepherd, like
Speaker 1: you have like maybe different background or whatever, but like
Speaker 1: it starts off and then it spreads out right, and
Speaker 1: then at the end of Master Fact three it kind
Speaker 1: of closes back in, and I think everybody wanted it
Speaker 1: to continue spreading out, and I was just like, I'm
Speaker 1: fine with it kind of rapping. I mean, I want
Speaker 1: to I want like a satisfying ending, which it didn't
Speaker 1: really deliver. I guess it felt really reductive based on
Speaker 1: the way the world was built.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: I think, the thing where I understand it's like the idea.
Speaker 1: I guess I just don't like the way people reacted
Speaker 1: about it, because I.
Speaker 3: Think people overreacted. Yeah, I think I played the DLC,
Speaker 3: so I know what happens, how it fixes itself.
Speaker 1: Actually didn't play the Deal same, so like there's well,
Speaker 1: all they did was want to play the legendary I
Speaker 1: want to, like the only problem is so.
Speaker 5: People were comparing it to other BioWare titles were like, say,
Speaker 5: for example, if you play it always goes back to
Speaker 5: Dragonage Organs because it's the one. So unfortunately, dragon Age
Speaker 5: Origins nailed it with with an ending. Depending on how
Speaker 5: you ended it, it gave you a nice little epilogue
Speaker 5: of like, here's what happened from your choices, and it
Speaker 5: gave it there was nothing and so unfortunately, which is
Speaker 5: that's more of an EA thing or just a modern
Speaker 5: game like we play. We had a whole Journey of
Speaker 5: Gears three games, and the ending is just all right,
Speaker 5: it's over and then it's over and so but since
Speaker 5: it's not fucking bio, if that was if BioWare did that,
Speaker 5: which they kind of almost did, where it just kind
Speaker 5: of ended and they're like, oh, what happened to this planet?
Speaker 1: What happened to this species? All the choices that I made?
Speaker 1: So then they but but they released that free Deal.
Speaker 1: See that gave you a little piece of that.
Speaker 5: They gave you what essentially, because I feel like the
Speaker 5: people that were mad about the lack of cannon, I
Speaker 5: think it's pretty obvious what was canonical. Yeah, I think
Speaker 5: it's extremely obvious if you if you weren't paying attention.
Speaker 5: But there was people complaining about that. But when they
Speaker 5: added that free DLC that gave you a little bit
Speaker 5: of like an epilogue, I'm like, that's really what I
Speaker 5: feel like most people wanted from the beginning.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 5: They also, to be fair, they hated the This isn't
Speaker 5: really a spoiler because if I say this, you're not
Speaker 5: gonna know what I'm talking about if you haven't played it.
Speaker 5: The Catalyst. People hated the Catalyst when that was really stupid.
Speaker 1: Fuck is this stupid bullshit? That was the dumbest thing
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 3: That is, I don't know why they added that. They
Speaker 3: were like this, it was the thing that it's like
Speaker 3: everything was going a certain way and it was like,
Speaker 3: all right, this is fine, you don't have to explain anymore,
Speaker 3: and they were like, nope.
Speaker 1: Here catalyst. And I'm like, three is a better game
Speaker 1: than two. Three is a better game than two. But
Speaker 1: I think it like two feels better because it doesn't
Speaker 1: have that it was two doesn't have anything stupid in it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like really good. The entire time that is barely
Speaker 1: a game is this loyalty literally fire if you don't
Speaker 1: do the loyalty missions.
Speaker 5: It is the biggest nothing game. It's so funny because
Speaker 5: I've done that just like just to funk around. I'm like,
Speaker 5: i want to see how everything shakes out. I'm not
Speaker 5: going to upgrade my ship. I'm not going to do
Speaker 5: loyalty everybody.
Speaker 1: It is so funny. The fucking amount like half like
Speaker 1: look at you have eleven squad eleven or twelve squad
Speaker 1: members I can't remember, but like half will I die?
Speaker 5: And so that's a lot like my favorite, my favorite,
Speaker 5: especially uh how Garris can die the way that I
Speaker 5: had him die. It's so funny because there's that one
Speaker 5: when you you need a biotic to shield you from
Speaker 5: the things that freeze freeze you. So there's that whole
Speaker 5: mission where you need somebody. You typically want someone it
Speaker 5: doesn't matter, but they make it act like you need
Speaker 5: someone who's really good at biotics. You can use fucking
Speaker 5: u use Randa Randa, even though she's not the pro
Speaker 5: but but they would be like, oh you Samara, use
Speaker 5: someone who's like use uh patient one.
Speaker 1: Jack. Yeah, you know that's what they nothing happened to you,
Speaker 1: that's the tattooed lady, right, Yeah, she's gonna smash her
Speaker 1: calmer down a little bit like Jack's bit.
Speaker 5: See, I like Jack because she's the only one you
Speaker 5: can smash without romancing her, you know you just like
Speaker 5: you can just have you can just have a moment
Speaker 5: with her. It's like in the first game, you can
Speaker 5: you smash that fucking that escort and then you're just, yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Mass effect I think is it's really cool,
Speaker 1: Like I love.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't give a fuck. I like Lear because she
Speaker 5: doesn't care about that. That's like, say, there's a oh
Speaker 5: so if you if you didn't if you start flirting
Speaker 5: mass fact one, you flirt with Ashley and and leara
Speaker 5: there's a little face off where she they're basically like
Speaker 5: you have to choose between and then you can be
Speaker 5: fucking dope ass fucking renegade Shepherd and be like why
Speaker 5: not both?
Speaker 1: And that's the best because I always choose that, right,
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 5: I was dating both carlike and fucking I did the
Speaker 5: glitch thing. Yeah, I was dating them, and I guess
Speaker 5: you can't do that in the first one though, And
Speaker 5: uh in Mass Effect because Ashley gets pissed off because
Speaker 5: like you're disgusting pig and liars, like I don't give fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The way that I feel about RPGs in general
Speaker 1: is like I don't I don't know if I because
Speaker 1: it's so much of I guess Mass Effect is a
Speaker 1: little bit differently because it's you're you're playing like you
Speaker 1: know Shepherd and you're like you're very distinctly a character. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily care like where it ends because like
Speaker 1: it's really about like kind of how you go you
Speaker 1: know me.
Speaker 3: The problem is that I think RPG's the nature of
Speaker 3: RPGs is supposed to be there supposed to be so
Speaker 3: much variation of what happens. So I think most endings
Speaker 3: is fine, but I think one ending is fine because
Speaker 3: I think things have to end, have to close. I
Speaker 3: think that's one thing that like there's a cannon. One
Speaker 3: thing is gonna happen for the most part, you know,
Speaker 3: But like when you do open up multiple ways and
Speaker 3: like a lot of decisions really matter. They go on
Speaker 3: mattering a lot throughout the whole entire series when it's
Speaker 3: just kind of one bottleneck at the end that can
Speaker 3: still go got mad.
Speaker 1: I get it. I just don't get why.
Speaker 3: That's what.
Speaker 1: I don't care why people get always has to happen.
Speaker 1: It's just there's always gonna be one can like there's
Speaker 1: those one it's gonna lead to.
Speaker 5: Like I've always I've heard this criticism so many times,
Speaker 5: and it never made sense to me in one unless
Speaker 5: you're reading a book that's like, oh, turn to this
Speaker 5: page if you want to go to this thing, and
Speaker 5: then it just goes off in this wild tangent like
Speaker 5: you ever read any of those books. If you want
Speaker 5: this decision, go to this page. If you want decision,
Speaker 5: go to this page. It'll be some wild shit. But
Speaker 5: when you're making a video game, unless you have like
Speaker 5: what a different disc, like, it's gotta to make it
Speaker 5: an entirely different game, Like of course, it's always gonna
Speaker 5: still be a simple like the same linear wrap up
Speaker 5: because it's the same fucking game. Otherwise, like what do
Speaker 5: you want? People do you wanted to turn into an
Speaker 5: almost completely different game. So people are asking too much
Speaker 5: and so it's gonna end. You're gonna at some we
Speaker 5: all know. It's not a spoiler. You're gonna defeat the
Speaker 5: fucking reapers eventually. That's the whole thing. Somehow, How is
Speaker 5: the way that it gets done might be a teeny
Speaker 5: bit different. The outcome of doing something is gonna be
Speaker 5: a little bit different. I don't feel like that's a
Speaker 5: bad thing. I feel like that's.
Speaker 1: Pretty Uh, it's an inspiram. It's like, you're obviously going
Speaker 1: to fight that dragon. Yeah, you're gonna fuck up all
Speaker 1: the weed, right, or you just not do it? Should
Speaker 1: starts going through their first thing? They help? What do
Speaker 1: you mean? They very much like crazy? Yeah, mine thought
Speaker 1: of my mass Everyone is like I just I think one.
Speaker 1: I played one game. I played one when it was new, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I hated it. I like, I couldn't believe how bad,
Speaker 1: like how it felt. It just felt so abysmal to play.
Speaker 1: It ran like fucking twelve frames a second. It was.
Speaker 1: It didn't feel good to play. There's like a lot
Speaker 1: of quality of life changes in the remake or the Spring.
Speaker 5: The sprinting sprinting, no, no, no, the original sprinting was
Speaker 5: the most bad shit. It would literally be like two
Speaker 5: and a half seconds of sprinting, and it would be
Speaker 5: like this, you're lightly jogging and then you go and
Speaker 5: then you run out. It is the most like you
Speaker 5: would sprint so fast for like two seconds and then
Speaker 5: I'm like, this is mass effect.
Speaker 1: I'm not even exaggerating when I say this. I can't
Speaker 1: even believe that I'm about to say this, but I
Speaker 1: really believe it in my heart. Mass Effect one on
Speaker 1: the original three sixty feels worse to play than fucking
Speaker 1: Kotor does. Like I'm not even exaggerating when I say
Speaker 1: because I played Kotor recently granted on newer hardware, so
Speaker 1: it's like it had a boost, of course, but like
Speaker 1: just moving around as Shepherd in Masarek one felt like
Speaker 1: being molested. Like it's just crazy how bad it was
Speaker 1: so such a good game that you think it's good
Speaker 1: when you play it and you're like, this is not
Speaker 1: a good game. Sure, I know. I like new people
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast.
Speaker 5: I've I've been You're like, I'm so in this universe
Speaker 5: now that I'm looking up at the sky and the sun,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: You're like it's fucking stupid. I played up I played, uh,
Speaker 1: what was it? The not survivor the Falling Order after it,
Speaker 1: and then I'm just laughing because I'm like, I can't
Speaker 1: believe what my eyes were doing playing Codo, because now
Speaker 1: I'm playing this modern game and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fine, you were in fact praising the game. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this looks pretty good. I like, and I feel like
Speaker 3: I like the way that Mandalorian looks.
Speaker 5: I feel like we can do that though, since we
Speaker 5: grew up with like those games too, we grew up
Speaker 5: with those graphics. I imagine a kid now could never
Speaker 5: sink into the game the way that I did and
Speaker 5: appreciate the shitty sun because at some point, I feel like,
Speaker 5: I know it looked.
Speaker 1: Good to me, So maybe it's that I agree. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Like I looked that, I thought Melee was unbelievably believe graphics. Younger,
Speaker 3: I look at Melee and I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: was I saying, have a face, dude.
Speaker 5: Dreamcast When when they did the remake of A or
Speaker 5: the what do you call it? Remaster of a resid
Speaker 5: Evil two and they put on Dreamcast, I was like
Speaker 5: blown the fuck away.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is crazy. I can't believe this,
Speaker 1: and that's impressive to stuff for the time.
Speaker 3: Have you seen those zombies They looked so stickd they
Speaker 3: were even scared me.
Speaker 1: But what they actually scared me more it was the
Speaker 1: awkward moving that the like steps they would make, and
Speaker 1: then the moaning. I hated that ship. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: the less high definition things are, the more like you're
Speaker 1: you kind of have to imagine it's and it actually
Speaker 1: fucked with it. I would.
Speaker 5: So we always talk about what universe would you be
Speaker 5: in that one if there were zombies?
Speaker 3: No, no, only not that because of the other ship,
Speaker 3: Like the regular zombies are fine, but then the other
Speaker 3: same The.
Speaker 5: Stipulation is those other ones have not happened. Let's just
Speaker 5: let's just talk about zombies. Of course, I wouldn't want
Speaker 5: if there were. Mistress fucking flash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just goes fast. I hate that about him
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 5: Busting through the walls. It's crazy as tentacles back in
Speaker 5: the day, even like in in the regular PS one,
Speaker 5: you just bust through the wall and then he would
Speaker 5: tower over you and do the slowest charge up like
Speaker 5: he's I'm like, like you do the you do the
Speaker 5: slow That ship is terrible because you can't just you
Speaker 5: can't just run away immediately.
Speaker 1: You have to turn first. Oh yeah, you have to.
Speaker 1: You have to turn by doing the DP pad right
Speaker 1: or left, and and then then you press up to
Speaker 1: go forward like those mechanics. Capcom fucking direct that direction
Speaker 1: thing whatever it was called. Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 5: That's why it made it way harder because the opening
Speaker 5: scene you need to run very straight. If you're slightly
Speaker 5: at a curve, you're run into one of those fuckers.
Speaker 1: It made it scary. It did make it a lot scary.
Speaker 1: It really did.
Speaker 3: I miss those games so much.
Speaker 5: Man, they're fun. The fixed camera also kind of fucked
Speaker 5: with you too, because you didn't know it was about.
Speaker 5: You're like, all right, so I can only see I
Speaker 5: can't see what's going on over here.
Speaker 1: And even though your character realistically would.
Speaker 5: Be exactly what did you get moments around walls when
Speaker 5: you're like, you get you don't have that, But then
Speaker 5: you have moments that you.
Speaker 1: Can go near a wall and just look around and
Speaker 1: see stuff over there. I do that ship.
Speaker 3: I know that's peaking in games, and I know it's
Speaker 3: kind of an asshole thing to do, but I do
Speaker 3: that in every single game I play.
Speaker 1: I got it. I think that's what's what's an ass,
Speaker 1: what's happening.
Speaker 3: When you do when you're play and shoot it Like
Speaker 3: in Destiny and Destiny and Trials. I used to do
Speaker 3: that ship all the time where I crouched and I
Speaker 3: would do emos. I could sit around the corner team
Speaker 3: someone's there and it's kind of as wholeish.
Speaker 1: That's a balance. They didn't get rid of that, though,
Speaker 1: didn't they. That's how.
Speaker 5: That's I mean, that's what I love, Like, that's I
Speaker 5: loved that. Was it cyberpunk like because in first person
Speaker 5: I always always criticized like the my limitations, but I
Speaker 5: like that, like, oh, it's reacting kind of remind me
Speaker 5: of Rainbow six Siege. I guess, well, it was reacting
Speaker 5: to like the corner, like the way that I'm kind
Speaker 5: of peeking.
Speaker 1: Over the way that I would if I was a
Speaker 1: real fucking person, I wouldn't just go get my head
Speaker 1: blown off.
Speaker 5: I'm fucking like you know. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: it's cool as ship like. I like, that's that's all
Speaker 5: I want. I just want more like uh, because like
Speaker 5: a third person is doing okay, I can see way
Speaker 5: more than I should. Obviously, obviously, but I like that
Speaker 5: I can actually hug and then I can shoot.
Speaker 1: I can do things that I That was one of
Speaker 1: the coolest things about the original Gears of a Ward
Speaker 1: to me was the cover blind fire blind That was
Speaker 1: so cool.
Speaker 5: I was like that that, Yeah, especially if you if
Speaker 5: you're trying to cover somebody, do blind fire and then
Speaker 5: let them.
Speaker 1: Flank, Like that's what you would do. It super not
Speaker 1: gonna pop up and like in movies and movies will
Speaker 1: always cover me.
Speaker 5: Then they'll get out of cover and like, how are
Speaker 5: you not getting shot in the face, Like you're exposed.
Speaker 1: You're exposed, sir. I know you're trying to draw the fire,
Speaker 1: but you're literally gonna doe. Gears. Here's multiplayers.
Speaker 3: I would get.
Speaker 1: I would get and that like I had no hope
Speaker 1: of being good in that game. People would like because
Speaker 1: there's like I don't know, yeah, cancel the slide, cancels
Speaker 1: to cover. Yeah, they would like bounce between walls and
Speaker 1: like I got kind of good at that, but like
Speaker 1: eventually you just you turn the corner and then you know.
Speaker 1: I'd play. I'd play.
Speaker 3: I played three with the off shotgun. That gun was
Speaker 3: so toxic in three dude online. It was like I
Speaker 3: would fight some guy I went to Like, first of all,
Speaker 3: that's before I like unlocked my ability to play shooting games.
Speaker 1: Well, so I was like, like I'd play Halo.
Speaker 5: I would give fucking talk shit too, because I would
Speaker 5: be garbage and I'd get like three four good kills
Speaker 5: and I'd have like eleven deaths.
Speaker 1: Like I'm so. I remember my friend Justin in high school,
Speaker 1: Like he he got me into Gears of War and
Speaker 1: he would like we would play together and we would
Speaker 1: do like these these custom match and he was so
Speaker 1: good at it, and it pissed me off because like
Speaker 1: he just understood he understood something about the sniper that
Speaker 1: I just didn't understand, because sometimes the headshots don't register
Speaker 1: or something like there's like a specific part that you
Speaker 1: have to aim at, and I would like spawn and
Speaker 1: then my head would vanish and then I would like
Speaker 1: my body would still be standing there and then it
Speaker 1: would eventually like slump over and I'm like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? I swear to got he was like hit
Speaker 1: firing somehow too, Like I don't I don't get it.
Speaker 1: He was unreasonable. He was not doing that. I knew him.
Speaker 1: Mom to him that he was not savvy enough to
Speaker 1: do any of that. It was just like, how the
Speaker 1: fuck are you doing this?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: So people were just good at that ships. I never
Speaker 1: had that.
Speaker 5: I would just give him ask I get shout up,
Speaker 5: so I got blown the pieces. I would get fucking landed.
Speaker 5: I'd kill one guy and one guy would come and
Speaker 5: land before my dick off. I'd be like, I hate
Speaker 5: this game so much.
Speaker 1: There are people that were Yeah, they became mainacs in
Speaker 1: that game. And Chris would like, every time I pop
Speaker 1: got covered, he would just blow my head off.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, and funny is the gears You'd pop
Speaker 3: out right and your body would just fall and have
Speaker 3: it behind the walls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm like, oh my god, why is so bad?
Speaker 1: Revive Ma sold sold my virginity, Sold my virginity for
Speaker 1: a loofy? Sticker wrote in Nice he says, what is
Speaker 1: the best piece of iral advice you got from a
Speaker 1: podcast or show. I've been using cocoa butter since Derek
Speaker 1: talked about it on the Stark Tank. Oh yeah. Also
Speaker 1: shout out to Derek and Chris for arguing with people
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Good ship It's not there's there's nothing good
Speaker 1: about that. It's rare. It's rare, it's annoying. I didn't.
Speaker 5: I don't do it that often more, but there was
Speaker 5: one that, like I just it's every once in while
Speaker 5: I'll see something that's just too stupid.
Speaker 1: You have to say something. I try to engage with
Speaker 1: people honestly, and then it's just like and nobody wants
Speaker 1: to hear it, like I had. Like I was talking
Speaker 1: about r f K this morning because he was talking
Speaker 1: about like the spike and autism over like the last
Speaker 1: like one hundred years, and he doesn't understand yeah, or
Speaker 1: or just like quality like the way that we diagnose.
Speaker 3: It find autism as like severe mental retalk. Like I
Speaker 3: feel like that's not even right way I'm saying it is.
Speaker 1: No, he's that's what he was describing it like that
Speaker 1: was like they're nonverbal, they're stumbling. It's like that's not
Speaker 1: that's it's it's way deeper. Yeah, that's not autism at all,
Speaker 1: Like it's some there's very case but.
Speaker 5: Very rare case of like you know when you're talking
Speaker 5: about like the spectrum where there's some people that are
Speaker 5: clearly on that is so not the norm, and he's
Speaker 5: acting like it.
Speaker 1: Is or something. He talks about it. They can't. He
Speaker 1: talks about it. He talks about it as if like
Speaker 1: that's the case, that's like three hundred times more common,
Speaker 1: you know, like that's what he's talking about, Like it's
Speaker 1: three hundred times more I was like, that's not right.
Speaker 5: And he also doesn't understand right, the statistics of like
Speaker 5: why things have grown exponentially. If you if you think
Speaker 5: about like say, oh, here, here's here's an easy thing. Uh,
Speaker 5: if you look at the statistics of STIs within senior citizens, like,
Speaker 5: does that mean, oh, there is an epidemic of actual
Speaker 5: sti's that are just they just sprop they came out
Speaker 5: of nowhere? Or is it that oh, old people are
Speaker 5: using fucking sialis and stuff and they're fucking more and
Speaker 5: so therefore diseases and older people are spending way more
Speaker 5: than they ever did before. Same thing with like autism.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, yeah, the percentages are way higher because
Speaker 5: we now have technology to detect it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, way more socially aware to know. No, but that's
Speaker 1: that's and that's what I said. And then somebody was like,
Speaker 1: so you're saying that the chemicals that they're putting in
Speaker 1: our food is not affected and our terrible diet as
Speaker 1: Americans is not affecting the way that we develop. And
Speaker 1: it was just like, that's not what anybody said. Never,
Speaker 1: he didn't even see it. I didn't. In fact, none
Speaker 1: of those words were even in my original statement. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like people just talk past each other to the point
Speaker 1: where it's just like there's really no point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's when you get to that point you can't
Speaker 5: at Yeah, there' certain people because I saw you actually
Speaker 5: have a conversation with somebody on God forbid our real
Speaker 5: of Oh that guy, what the fucks that Uh, I
Speaker 5: don't even know what is he called? Like maga snake,
Speaker 5: I don't even call them whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know that thing.
Speaker 5: When we were just fucking around bridge and he was
Speaker 5: there was just really obtoose people just not just being
Speaker 5: so unreasonable, and you try to reason with them. You
Speaker 5: will do the very best. You will give them statistics,
Speaker 5: you will explain everything, and they still refute it. And
Speaker 5: you're like, oh, at this point, we can't talk because
Speaker 5: you refuse to just ignowl.
Speaker 1: Like there is a I don't know what's why people,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's they're they're they're mimicking like
Speaker 5: the punits and the the social media influences that they're
Speaker 5: listening to, maybe or how they can never admit they're wrong.
Speaker 5: But they're grifting, so they're obviously not gonna admit that
Speaker 5: they're wrong. That's the whole point of their grift. But
Speaker 5: a regular person, there's nothing wrong with being wrong. That
Speaker 5: means you're human. You're like, oh, I got some information wrong.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, and then you just you move on, Yeah,
Speaker 5: you move on.
Speaker 1: But these people are acting like the grifters where they're
Speaker 1: like they can't admit defeat because they will lose money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you don't have anything to lose, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I'm just like, why are you acting like this?
Speaker 5: Who do you think you are to think that you
Speaker 5: always have the correct information, because I sure as fucked don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking how many times? There's no fear?
Speaker 5: There is no there is no consequence, not like a grifter, right,
Speaker 5: there is a consequence for continuously conceding that you keep
Speaker 5: getting information wrong. Then people will start being onto your grift.
Speaker 1: They'll be like, this guy sucks, he keeps getting things wrong,
Speaker 1: So you just admit that that you're right. You never
Speaker 1: admit it, don't the videos down, don't acknowledge it. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, so yeah, I just the best
Speaker 1: best piece of IRL advice I ever got from a
Speaker 1: podcasts or show. I don't nothing's coming to mind, advice,
Speaker 1: piece of advisor or like a trick. I guess because
Speaker 1: he did. He did to talk about like getting cocoa
Speaker 1: butter for you. Cool. Well, sure there's I'm sure there's rules. Sure,
Speaker 1: there's like things that I that I heard from like
Speaker 1: TV shows or movies that I was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: probably gonna do that. I know something.
Speaker 5: So I back when I was really into working out
Speaker 5: a lot, I fell for the the like the supplement
Speaker 5: industry obviously is fucking crazy, but there was one like,
Speaker 5: say so BCA's blockchain amino acids. This was something that
Speaker 5: I thought was a good idea because they exploded onto
Speaker 5: the market. They're like, oh, get your blockchain of mino acids,
Speaker 5: which is just a few of the nine essential amino acids.
Speaker 5: It's probably like three of them. Sometimes the supplement might
Speaker 5: have four. And I thought, oh, this is a good idea.
Speaker 5: And when someone explained to me, like on a podcast
Speaker 5: that if you eat enough protein, like just chicken whatever,
Speaker 5: the blockchains are on in there, plus the other essential
Speaker 5: amino acids you know that make up like a like
Speaker 5: the protein that you need to grow and recover and
Speaker 5: all this stuff. All of most of this shit is
Speaker 5: like snake oil unless you're like someone who just doesn't
Speaker 5: get protein enough of it via a way shake or
Speaker 5: chicken or meat or whatever. There are some people that
Speaker 5: just don't do that and they should supplement, like people
Speaker 5: who are deficient in certain vitamins and minerals, they should supplement.
Speaker 5: And I was like you, like, thank you for giving
Speaker 5: this information is very vital to because it is such
Speaker 5: a waste of money because if you just if you
Speaker 5: overdo protein at a certain point, it's not gonna do
Speaker 5: anything for me. Yeah, you've already you're you've replenished your
Speaker 5: body and you built it up enough, and at a
Speaker 5: certain point it just becomes a waste. And so like
Speaker 5: getting information like that could be so crucial to not
Speaker 5: be taken for a ride, I guess, and and save
Speaker 5: you fucking money because I thought it was a good
Speaker 5: idea at first.
Speaker 3: It's like oh yeah, yeah, similar to me, There was
Speaker 3: a podcast that was really really homophobic, and it taught
Speaker 3: me a lot about hating gay people.
Speaker 1: And I just learned a lot. I just learned a
Speaker 1: lot from it. I was like, oh, man, they really
Speaker 1: are bad. I appreciate that. God is really gonna be upset.
Speaker 1: That's when he finally shows up. God's gonna cut them down,
Speaker 1: you know, and then me if I try to help them,
Speaker 1: so I can't help them, So you can suck dong
Speaker 1: for a long time. Suck for a long time. God
Speaker 1: is gonna get me bro, fuck you good. When I
Speaker 1: finally admit I'm gay.
Speaker 3: Two, it'll be a fucking weird revelation where I'm just
Speaker 3: sucking the service snake eating itself.
Speaker 1: You'll admit it when you're when you're on your dig
Speaker 1: you down.
Speaker 3: I've been getting holds on by it.
Speaker 1: That's fucked up, all right. Let's see what we got
Speaker 1: with queen Queen pi fi here right, and it says
Speaker 1: I had two dreams now within with within it most
Speaker 1: two weeks of each other, where I was hanging out
Speaker 1: with you guys, and I'm disgusted by parasocial behavior. Should
Speaker 1: I stop listening to the podcast and rescind my sub
Speaker 1: until I'm mentally healed. No, give us more money. In fact, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're clearly important to you, so like we would.
Speaker 3: Pay your bills, don't take care of your kids, don't
Speaker 3: buy things or your relatives or your spouse, give me
Speaker 3: all your money.
Speaker 1: No, I think that's normal. I think it's normal. Like
Speaker 1: if you spend a lot of time listening to people,
Speaker 1: like they'll creep into your dream, it's pretty normal. Parasocial
Speaker 1: behavior isn't necessarily subconscious, it's it's I feel like parasocial
Speaker 1: behavior is a conscious thing. You know. It's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna follow I'm gonna like joke with this person.
Speaker 1: Is if I'm like, you know, close with them, or
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna like send them d ms and you.
Speaker 5: Think you think you know them when you right don't,
Speaker 5: Like you don't know that you don't know these right
Speaker 5: right right, Like I can listen like say I've listened
Speaker 5: to I used to listen to Joe Rogan, you know,
Speaker 5: since twenty twelve, and then I just you know, post pandemic.
Speaker 5: It's like okay, no, no, never mind. But all them years,
Speaker 5: you think you have a pretty good idea about somebody,
Speaker 5: But at the same time, I've never hung out with him,
Speaker 5: I've never gotten I.
Speaker 1: Don't know this person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, and so but if you have a dream,
Speaker 5: if I had a dream about Joe Rogan, it'd be like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm consuming a lot of Joe Rogan media and then
Speaker 5: my brain just concocted some bullshit.
Speaker 1: I don't feel weird about that. Yeah, dreams are less.
Speaker 1: I was fucking Joe Rogan in my dream, then I'd
Speaker 1: feel little like, oh, what happened?
Speaker 3: I've never had a game?
Speaker 1: Thank god?
Speaker 3: Thank god?
Speaker 1: I why thank god?
Speaker 5: Because I mean, you didn't hear what he said earlier.
Speaker 5: We had a flaming home.
Speaker 1: Of a woman flavous, a flaming little boar. The lynched
Speaker 1: h lynched Mussolini. They lynched Mussolini's lifeless body at A
Speaker 1: Texico wrote in Mexico, that's insane. There's a salutations little
Speaker 1: guys in my blood stream. Not a question, but I
Speaker 1: wanted to say, if Chris says there's a platonic ideal,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is that? If Chris says there is
Speaker 1: a platonic ideal of the funniest anything, Oh, I see,
Speaker 1: I believe that the funniest genocide was the one that
Speaker 1: happened in Cambodia under Pole pot Essentially what happened is
Speaker 1: that they would round up people who were smart, unigraduates,
Speaker 1: affluent sounding people, even people that just had glasses god damn,
Speaker 1: and just put them down. It came out after the
Speaker 1: war that they weren't even communists, had never read MAO
Speaker 1: or anything, and were funded by the United States. The
Speaker 1: world is an onion article. Yeah no, I think I, oh,
Speaker 1: there are there is a silliest genocide for sure, but
Speaker 1: I would imagine that like it's probably one that probably
Speaker 1: don't even know about. To say, wacky wacky wacky, like.
Speaker 5: Not funny, silly wacky to me is like because you know,
Speaker 5: like like a like a really crazy clown, like you know,
Speaker 5: like that's fucking wacky. Do that's not like funny? Yeah, interesting,
Speaker 5: it's more funny.
Speaker 1: It's more because I do I do believe. I do
Speaker 1: believe there there is like a platonic like I do
Speaker 1: think there is like a funniest and least funny version
Speaker 1: of everything that exists. Yeah, okay, like just just on
Speaker 1: like a just a metrics saying, oh what is the
Speaker 1: funny It's a question, what's the funniest Jeni side. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's like, what's the silliest war. The silliest war I
Speaker 1: think is the one with the silliest war. The funniest
Speaker 1: war is the one with thes I think in Australia.
Speaker 1: You know, that's objectively a funny war. And it is
Speaker 1: a war. It is a war people died. This is
Speaker 1: a but it is of the grand scheme of like,
Speaker 1: of all the wars that we know about anyway, it
Speaker 1: is if any of them were to qualify as like funny,
Speaker 1: that would be the one that would most be that one.
Speaker 3: You know, Okay, So what do you think is the
Speaker 3: funniest buglary that led to a murder of a family?
Speaker 1: Probably one that we don't know about it it's too niche.
Speaker 3: He's still the funniest version of it.
Speaker 1: There is there is one that is Look, there is
Speaker 1: one where you're looking at it You're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on? How did this happen?
Speaker 1: I think like there's the funniest electrocution. There's a like
Speaker 1: there are like there's the funniest deer being hit by
Speaker 1: a train. Did you know what I mean? Green Mile
Speaker 1: Uh with Michael Clarke Duncan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's one
Speaker 1: where he becomes He's.
Speaker 5: Like it's a giant and retarded. He becomes a green
Speaker 5: mile literally, Yeah, what he morphs into the green mile.
Speaker 1: At the end. Yeah, what is a mile as a
Speaker 1: physical object? I just think of like a green road, Like, no,
Speaker 1: but that's a road, like that's the green like he no,
Speaker 1: but it's no, he no. Michael Clark Duncan becomes green
Speaker 1: and becomes he's a mile of something like he's a
Speaker 1: mile of green. Michael Clark Duncan. He just stretches for
Speaker 1: a mile. That's can you listen? Can you fucking imagine
Speaker 1: that movie is as serious as it is the entire time.
Speaker 1: That movie is what it is. And then at the end,
Speaker 1: when he's in the chair, he becomes green and stretches
Speaker 1: for a mile, and then the title car comes up
Speaker 1: the green mile, and then it ends. Honestly stupid.
Speaker 5: I think I would have like died. I think I
Speaker 5: would have pissed some ship I passed. That would have
Speaker 5: been too funny.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite movie at that point. I wouldn't get him.
Speaker 1: Been too funny.
Speaker 5: That would have been like like an interdimensional cable.
Speaker 1: We're ship. I would. It would be like if at
Speaker 1: the end of Schindler's List he looks in his pocket
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, my list, I found it. That
Speaker 1: was my list.
Speaker 5: That's what I thought that it was gonna be the
Speaker 5: whole time. When I first saw it, I was hoping, like,
Speaker 5: what is this gonna get funny? And my grandfrien at
Speaker 5: the time was like, never is about the Holocaust.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I mean, you can still have
Speaker 1: a funny Holocaust joke.
Speaker 5: I think if you just have those like Tom and
Speaker 5: Jerry sound effects over Holocaust, it will be.
Speaker 1: That was like the shower you hear that muffled. That
Speaker 1: scream is one of the best sounds ever. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: You do it pretty well. It's so hurt Without that scream.
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have liked Tom and Jerry, to be honest.
Speaker 1: That was the thing that like really drew me to it.
Speaker 1: It's like Halo without the music. It's like, you might
Speaker 1: like it, but like it helps a lot big time.
Speaker 3: Ben can actually do that scream like the proper one,
Speaker 3: but it takes energy out of him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta if I do that, I can't.
Speaker 3: Make that scream. I can do it one time and
Speaker 3: then that's it for the nice to cool down for
Speaker 3: a day.
Speaker 1: But no, YEAHO, logically I think they're like, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that any of these are funny. Anything is funny,
Speaker 1: necessarily Tom and Jerry. It sounds that's wild ship probably
Speaker 1: did that already, Oh for sure, it's on YouTube. It's
Speaker 1: on YouTube. Someone getting hits shot and see footage of
Speaker 1: Mussola being dragged. There's like footage of Musolena being dragged
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3: Dead, so many things like I don't for me though
Speaker 3: I had the trauma. Laugh right, you're still thinking about
Speaker 3: that ship.
Speaker 1: Continue, so you haven't.
Speaker 3: She's und up. When you're younger, you either laugh or cry. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know where that line is anymore. For me,
Speaker 3: that pot is completely where. I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 3: where I think.
Speaker 1: I mean, some people just laugh when they're uncomfortable at
Speaker 1: think like, I mean, this's normal, you know to do that.
Speaker 3: But now I don't know if I think it's funny
Speaker 3: or uncomfortable anymore. I think it's a really bad commet
Speaker 3: to the boat. Both Yeah, should I should? I send
Speaker 3: you guys on a regular basis The moment I think
Speaker 3: about it, my heart hurts. But like then I'm like
Speaker 3: that was funny, but like, also that's terrible.
Speaker 1: I don't think you have the terrible thing for the
Speaker 1: cat in the in word and word and word inward.
Speaker 3: For the thing about that is that it it sounds.
Speaker 1: It is that you're telling something like read this love
Speaker 1: about that video of the black cat with that song playing.
Speaker 1: Is that the cat, cat looks fucking bewildered. The cat
Speaker 1: can't believe this is said to him, totally totally, like,
Speaker 1: you're right, it's funny that it's like a child's voice
Speaker 1: saying a slur, sing songy and like like like gleefully
Speaker 1: and there's like an innocence about it. But like coupled
Speaker 1: with the bewildered cat, the cat's like what even the
Speaker 1: cat is like, you shouldn't be saying that, Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: another one. I have another one. I bet you do.
Speaker 1: I bet you did. I bet you have a lot
Speaker 1: of them, all saved my phone. It's crazy, of course
Speaker 1: you do. I can't remember what the question was, something
Speaker 1: about neutral something, Oh, it just wasn't a question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like just the the idea of like holistically speaking, there
Speaker 1: is a funniest and there's the funniest version of everything
Speaker 1: right right, right, which I do believe on some level.
Speaker 3: So what happens is that there's Edits a SpongeBob that
Speaker 3: are sorry the SpongeBob Edits right, that there's him like
Speaker 3: saying he's gonna come.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm about the And.
Speaker 3: I sent Lily Loves sponge by more Internet, so I
Speaker 3: sent him to her to make her mad. But there's
Speaker 3: one I found yesterday that is just this.
Speaker 1: Man. They knew what they were doing. That is one
Speaker 1: of the don't even remember. I don't know where that
Speaker 1: moment is. That's probably like later, it's probably it's probably
Speaker 1: not like.
Speaker 5: What it's probably what do you think it's like like one, two, three,
Speaker 5: and then that pulls, it pulls again. It's probably like
Speaker 5: not he could.
Speaker 3: Never sun for Gary. Probably list in his house, I'm assuming.
Speaker 3: So he's grabbing something for Gary.
Speaker 5: It was like the thing I seen you, that one
Speaker 5: piece thing like some of some were saying it was Blackbeard.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you saw it. This guy's like,
Speaker 5: it looks like he's jerking off his nipple.
Speaker 1: I was like, keep draft, okay, you know what. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking.
Speaker 5: It's so I guess this is Blackbeard and he's just
Speaker 5: going hard on the pan on his lightening nipples or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what it is. That's
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing. So fucking the sound too. Is that
Speaker 1: a pencil? Oh my god, a pencil fucking a sharpener.
Speaker 1: Just a pencil, fucking a sharpener. Why do you have
Speaker 1: that on your phone? It's a shark whist. That doesn't
Speaker 1: do all the work himself. Bro, he's doing He's plunging
Speaker 1: it in and he's twisting. That is fucking outrageous. That's
Speaker 1: how strong I want to be. I can just pick
Speaker 1: up a girl and just twister. This video is really
Speaker 1: fucked up. There we go, are we? In the video
Speaker 1: sharing portion of the podcast, some guy you keep seeing
Speaker 1: me fucking George Floyd.
Speaker 3: Shit, they're really Those are the moments where I'm really sad.
Speaker 3: But I have to laugh at the fact that someone
Speaker 3: thinks that's funny, because if I don't.
Speaker 1: Laugh, I'll cry. But you think that's funny, I don't.
Speaker 1: I laugh at the ridiculous he's trying to, not like
Speaker 1: why it's such a weird thing to do.
Speaker 3: I think this man dying for no reason. It's funny.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you thought. I'm not saying that. I'm
Speaker 1: saying there are jokes about it that you find funny.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like, yeah, it's like nine to eleven
Speaker 1: clearly isn't funny, but there are Okay, so that's that's weird, but.
Speaker 5: There are Clearly it's funny. How we had some divisions
Speaker 5: of one of the funniest things funny. You know, I've
Speaker 5: been contemplating posting this.
Speaker 1: I made a video years ago because I went to
Speaker 1: New York in like twenty eighteen or nineteen whatever, and
Speaker 1: I bought a Twin Towers little figurine thing they sell
Speaker 1: action figures of I mean action figures. Yeah, actually they
Speaker 1: fall actually.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like has crumbling action, but like I have really
Speaker 9: does explode like it is a grenade.
Speaker 5: I had like a jet right this like a model jet,
Speaker 5: and like I was just like, I had this video
Speaker 5: of me taking the Twin Tower of figures and I'm
Speaker 5: like and like and then crashing into the It's like
Speaker 5: and I was like, I don't know if I can
Speaker 5: post this.
Speaker 1: I just never did. That was one of the one
Speaker 1: of the most it was one of the most popular now,
Speaker 1: isn't that crazy? I don't want to think about that.
Speaker 1: That's a half jeez, that's a half half century. The
Speaker 1: uh that go, it's not a quarter that These quarters
Speaker 1: are money's So you know what they're called quarters, right,
Speaker 1: because they're twenty five cents.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know that's a quarter of a centuries and quarter.
Speaker 1: Because like when you take the horse and you pull
Speaker 1: the money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, pull the That's how they used to have to
Speaker 5: They been talking right now, like you guys are getting
Speaker 5: so far off.
Speaker 1: We're talking about chang. Yeah. They how they used to
Speaker 1: get quarters is that they would take a dollar and
Speaker 1: then they would tie each corner through a horse, and
Speaker 1: then they would and then and then would turn to quarters.
Speaker 1: And that's how they got to.
Speaker 3: Somebody like he could like some change yeats and they
Speaker 3: give it to you.
Speaker 5: And then if the horse, one of them sucked up
Speaker 5: and took a little bit too much, they put it down.
Speaker 1: They would quarter it. They would quarter them. Would be
Speaker 1: four tiny horses, would be four little horses.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's how baby horses are born.
Speaker 1: Exactly. You gotta take you got a quarter horse, insane,
Speaker 1: that's real. What were we talking about Oh yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: one of the one of the more famous or one
Speaker 1: of the more quoted things that uh Sweeney and I
Speaker 1: have ever done. We did that bit where we had
Speaker 1: the Jenga towers. Do you remember that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean a Casey Anthony joke, right, I was like.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that, But we had a we had
Speaker 1: a bit. It was like a weird, like a whole
Speaker 1: animated bit during like a recap that I had with
Speaker 1: like I think Lyle and Chris O'Neil voice in it.
Speaker 1: I think I used Bunty as like as like a terrorist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it was just this dumb bit about like teaching
Speaker 1: people history in a in a stupid way, and I
Speaker 1: just had like two I had two Junga towers set
Speaker 1: up and I just threw a fucking ball at it.
Speaker 1: And then it panned over to you and you said,
Speaker 1: that's just playing wrong. And then I had the Looney Tunes.
Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds familiar. Yeah, But like that's like nine
Speaker 1: eleven is like, that's pretty good. One of the least
Speaker 1: I'm still like fifty plus. Maybe you're still maybe you
Speaker 1: maybe feel a little bit sense get a little yeah,
Speaker 1: should admit this? Should you admit this.
Speaker 3: I have at least twelve videos of different angles of
Speaker 3: the nine.
Speaker 1: To eleven crash. Yeah, phone just in your phone, Yeah saved.
Speaker 1: Also there's there's yeah, yeah, that's so creepy is you're
Speaker 1: probably gonna say, probably have said that.
Speaker 3: But also the Edward is playing behind alb as well?
Speaker 1: Why why do you just put the Edward into everything?
Speaker 1: Does it?
Speaker 5: Just?
Speaker 1: It helps me?
Speaker 5: It helps me, helps you breathe. It's my oxygen, niggas
Speaker 5: you know, Yeah, you want to hear it.
Speaker 1: Let's get one more question, Yeah, let's get one more
Speaker 1: in Liz fucking Speed run the names.
Speaker 3: Here.
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Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: You're given the chance to box a celebrity, any celebrity
Speaker 1: you want, and if you win, you get all their money.
Speaker 1: Who are you choosing? I'm beating the living fun out
Speaker 1: of easy Meryl Streep, she's pretty rich, I mean, not
Speaker 1: even like Joe pesci or of it. A man maybe
Speaker 1: would have hurt me, but he's a woman.
Speaker 6: Mm.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty confident that MARYL. Streep could do more damage
Speaker 5: to Joe.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think I'm pretty me too. Actually, and I
Speaker 1: feel that intrinsically he's too old and tiny, and he's
Speaker 1: old and frail, I try to eat him if he's tiny,
Speaker 1: but put it out I'll be like, just start malling
Speaker 1: him and he would shoot me down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, somebody is old and frail
Speaker 5: is like that little tiny gangster would be pretty good
Speaker 5: that or probably scorse because has more money.
Speaker 1: So who is the weakest richest person?
Speaker 10: Woman from you know what, shark Tank Barbara from snark Tank. Ye,
Speaker 10: respectable though, but I would I mean, they're they're all fucking.
Speaker 5: I'll say, uh, even though he's pretty big, I'll beat
Speaker 5: the funk out of Elon Musk because it would feel
Speaker 5: good too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you you would have You would have uh, like
Speaker 1: I don't even know, like emotion. Yeah, you'd be more determined, determined.
Speaker 1: I would be one like my.
Speaker 5: I'm taking his billions and I get to beat the
Speaker 5: shot out of this guy that so many people would
Speaker 5: celebrate him getting his ass just fucked.
Speaker 3: And people would hate.
Speaker 1: You'd be hated and loved you. I'd be hated by
Speaker 1: the stupidest people.
Speaker 5: I am completely fine with being hated by the dumbest,
Speaker 5: fucking pieces of ship like, you understand how I feel
Speaker 5: like I would be assassinated really fast because I would
Speaker 5: be like, I'm gonna donate all my money to Boo,
Speaker 5: Like it's just they're not gonna let me try to.
Speaker 1: Fix the world.
Speaker 5: I could, yeah, because I feel like, did you see
Speaker 5: that guy that they when he had I forgot what
Speaker 5: company he had, but he was like, Oh, I'm only
Speaker 5: going to take four hundred thousand dollars and everybody on
Speaker 5: average is gonna get like seventy thousand dollars, so everybody's
Speaker 5: gonna have like a good wage at my job. And
Speaker 5: then so all these people that you know, Probaganda started
Speaker 5: coming out about him, like fuck this guy, because he
Speaker 5: could have been like way lower wages for the workers
Speaker 5: and then take away higher cut like they always do.
Speaker 5: And then something came out of him that he's like
Speaker 5: something happened to him they gotta I don't know if
Speaker 5: it's true, but it was clear that there was a
Speaker 5: campaign to ship on this guy as hard as possible
Speaker 5: because he didn't want that idea to fester. They're like, oh,
Speaker 5: you can survive well by making four hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 5: a fucking year.
Speaker 1: You could be remarkably rich for a insane fraction of
Speaker 1: what people think of as the guys.
Speaker 3: Like he's on the plane. It's like a guy. It's
Speaker 3: one of those the person and he's like the guy
Speaker 3: behind him, I think I cured cancer. And the guy's like,
Speaker 3: oh man, they're on a plane.
Speaker 1: Damn bro, what the fuck? Oh fuck you selfish prick?
Speaker 3: You killed me?
Speaker 1: No, it just goes. It's like Captain Falcon, doesn't. That
Speaker 1: happened kind of recently there was like a plane for
Speaker 1: in Braziliana kind of did that basically, Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: was not a boweing. I think I think it literally was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah. I mean I my assumption now
Speaker 1: is that if a plane crash is boeing. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1: Just a wild reputation that they've fostered for themselves. But
Speaker 1: they were like, hey, if I uh, what are you doing? No,
Speaker 1: let me think about So. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I need, like, I don't need billions.
Speaker 1: I'm happy with you. I'm happy. I'm happy with modest wealth.
Speaker 1: And so I think I'm going I'm going to I'm
Speaker 1: gonna box, I'm gonna box and kill Dave Franco.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say who. I was literally thinking right now,
Speaker 3: who could I fight? That make you upset? And then
Speaker 3: to be Alison Bree me her, You'd be like, why
Speaker 3: is one of my best friends beating up a woman
Speaker 3: I love? I'm like, Chris, you see this?
Speaker 1: You see this? I killed her because of you. That's
Speaker 1: so fucked up.
Speaker 5: Why do you want to beat up Dave versus James?
Speaker 1: Because Dave is married to Alison Bree And if I
Speaker 1: can get rid of him, you think so?
Speaker 5: You think it's gonna be like a like a I win.
Speaker 5: You usurped the throat, essentially exactly how it works.
Speaker 3: They're very in love to They're like a very cute couple,
Speaker 3: actually they are. And I'm like, damn man, sorry, dude.
Speaker 1: I just wonder about him because almost every role he's
Speaker 1: played he's a dickhead. So I'm like, I'm like, is
Speaker 1: he I don't know? You could be a dickhead and
Speaker 1: not be a dickhead.
Speaker 5: Well see, but it's like, when I see a consistent role,
Speaker 5: you're a dickhead to I love.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 1: See this is exactly all right?
Speaker 5: So I understand you want to kill him and usurped
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Speaker 1: Yep, what I thought that was your phone? I thought
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Speaker 1: I don't like that cheese. Actually, I don't like.
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Speaker 3: I mean I like cheddar mozzarella.
Speaker 1: You gotta age, and it's just not as aged, not.
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Speaker 5: nine months. Well, I don't want Mike. Look, man, I
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Speaker 5: is she she's yeah, she's got the these moldy salami sausages.
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Speaker 5: eat all those moldy sausages.
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Speaker 1: you do, you got to give up a part of you.
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Speaker 1: There's those things that I don't We're gonna keep killing
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Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 3: It was supposed to be maybe one hundred people died.
Speaker 3: This one turned into millions.
Speaker 1: And then this motherfucker is just like living. He just
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Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, it's not EFTI signifier. This is
Speaker 3: actually someone trying to make me read an f d
Speaker 3: S sound together. Well yeah for this.
Speaker 1: For just for sign it fear wave signifier. Did you
Speaker 1: know that it stands for fat dick?
Speaker 5: Makes sense, bro, he's a big guy. He's probably got
Speaker 5: a fucking wide one.
Speaker 3: Uh wave dashing at thirty miles per hour in the
Speaker 3: Death of Night Kevin Durant's Feet, Iron Maiden Trooper, you
Speaker 3: fucked my ass, but I'll fuck yours too.
Speaker 1: I'll shuck you off till my.
Speaker 3: Face is blue and mister Pance Aiden Ross needs to
Speaker 3: be put down to prove wait for proof, look up.
Speaker 1: Aiden Ross Fascism Baller in the First Sin.
Speaker 5: All right, bro, bro, hey, bro, I don't know what's
Speaker 5: going on.
Speaker 1: Bro. He's just a young, dumb kid that ended up
Speaker 1: being famous. I just want him to give me his money,
Speaker 1: that's all. He's a dumb kid, that's it.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: I don't really hate him too much. Of Jesus young
Speaker 3: and stupid, and that's what being young is, especially when
Speaker 3: you're I brought a bunch of.
Speaker 1: I feel like you excuse too many things with youth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess like we've all been young.
Speaker 3: No thing is we all been young, right, but none
Speaker 3: of us were famous, none of us were rich but famous.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't be a dumb cunt like that though, that's true.
Speaker 3: But what happened is that he got you get and
Speaker 3: when you're when you're when you're in coreat on, when
Speaker 3: you're doing streaming, being stupid gets.
Speaker 1: You that's true, you get I think there. I do
Speaker 1: think that's accurate. I don't think you do have a
Speaker 1: financial incentive to actually genuinely not learn anything new. I
Speaker 1: don't care that he's even necessarily care that he's dumb.
Speaker 5: It's just that he's a fucking asshole, because there's a
Speaker 5: there's so many dumb streamers I've never heard about and
Speaker 5: I never will. They're just staying in their lane, just
Speaker 5: being stupid. But his his fucking demeanor, the way that
Speaker 5: he like acts like he tries to actually he's tough
Speaker 5: and that like, oh I'm gonna go poalle around with
Speaker 5: these fucking uh the man spirit like get the funk at.
Speaker 3: It with Speed, right, Like, I don't think Speed is
Speaker 3: a bad kid, but I think he gets paid to
Speaker 3: act the fool.
Speaker 2: That you know.
Speaker 1: I get that, so it leads to worse habits than
Speaker 1: you because that's the especially when you're supposed to be
Speaker 1: fucking figuring out your mad I don't care. I don't
Speaker 1: care to humanize any ross.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like like Speed, I don't have the same disdain,
Speaker 5: you know, I just think he's an idiot. But I
Speaker 5: don't like, I don't know, he's not like he's not
Speaker 5: extremely problematic, exactly, He's just a kid.
Speaker 1: He did Yellow the Baby, and that was pretty well.
Speaker 1: What he didn't do, that's right, that's probably racist now
Speaker 1: something he sees like a black figure baby word inne
Speaker 1: word inward cardboard pie smamba fudder is secret gill, secret
Speaker 1: gay sex man, secret gay sex man. He's probe been
Speaker 1: round man's assholes hands.
Speaker 5: That's great, Jollio dipship. They done turned white panther, woke.
Speaker 1: White panther, cipher grab freaking white panther was the character
Speaker 1: at first. Oh man, he's black. Now they made Lucas
Speaker 1: Page black Water and born. Imagine a black Yeah, you'rel
Speaker 1: edition boy. You used to be that used to be
Speaker 1: Colossus boy. I know who that is now. They just
Speaker 1: put him in Harlem, woke them, napping up his damn
Speaker 1: hair and gave him a record. Don't you think that's hair?
Speaker 1: Used to us to have hairs his old ship, he
Speaker 1: cut it. Yeah, he had a tr Remember God, I
Speaker 1: don't remember that yellow shirt, the tiara.
Speaker 10: I know that.
Speaker 1: I always know the yellow shirt and remember ha yeah,
Speaker 1: like like Sailor Moon. Yeah, are you serious? I don't
Speaker 1: even remember old. I don't remember old Luke, this is
Speaker 1: black Panther. It actually would make more sense to me,
Speaker 1: like Royalty, Yeah, I would make more sense for Cas
Speaker 1: just some guy guy shot. If you had worked, it
Speaker 1: wouldn't worked.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: He probably has been. Oh I think, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not as bad as like, I wouldn't describe it.
Speaker 3: It's a headband technically.
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying. Yeah, but when I think
Speaker 1: of it's like saying it's almost like calling a regular
Speaker 1: egg of Faberge egg. You know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: give one of the faveration. His biggest character, black Man,
Speaker 1: before he had like some sort of like this maga it.
Speaker 1: They literally were like, let's make it. Let's make a
Speaker 1: black superhero. It was like, it's just making a black guy.
Speaker 1: That's this whole thing is at least character. This is
Speaker 1: Old Lucage, right, he was a person. Then he turns
Speaker 1: into fucking he's a Persian. Yeah, he was just insert
Speaker 1: my uncle.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, it's crazy. I got I got into a
Speaker 1: I got into a car accident with a friend of
Speaker 1: mine who's who's Persian, and he like he's split in half,
Speaker 1: splitting half on a pole, and he was just full
Speaker 1: of rugs. Your friend was drugs. The entire my friend
Speaker 1: was Druggy just playing a person. Now when the police
Speaker 1: got to the seat, it's every person is They're just
Speaker 1: they're just That's what I wanted to know, Like where
Speaker 1: they were they understanding that, Oh that is a person,
Speaker 1: princess a rug No in between.
Speaker 5: Now I'm very I'm very curious about my friend Muhammad,
Speaker 5: Like are you I want to cut him open and
Speaker 5: see what happens.
Speaker 1: Oh and then like a least comes out. It's like
Speaker 1: that scene in Spider It's like that scene that scene
Speaker 1: in Spider Man where he gets the cut on the arm. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no blood, it's just fabrics. It's like sack boy
Speaker 1: man the blood. It's a Norman like, it's a tiny
Speaker 1: rug man. It's like one of those samples that you'd
Speaker 1: like feel to like make a decision on a rug.
Speaker 1: I gotta go better leave a quicker Parker. It's Ruggy.
Speaker 5: Just talking to the mask in the mask is not
Speaker 5: person at all for another person about it.
Speaker 1: But that's his middle named Peter, Peter Persian partner.
Speaker 3: Is it Benjamin Peter?
Speaker 1: So yeah, hello, my name is Peter. Hello, and my
Speaker 1: friend I haven't been Peter Parker. I've seen that movie
Speaker 1: so many times. I know exactly how he says that
Speaker 1: squad La or.
Speaker 5: The summer is nearly gone and still no Bunty. Oh right, right,
Speaker 5: because I think Buntie said that he was going to
Speaker 5: try to come.
Speaker 3: Through or something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wasn't that years ago? It was no, it
Speaker 1: was this year. No, no, no, no, it was this year.
Speaker 1: Because he's like he's doing like super well, he's getting
Speaker 1: on jacked.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's in really good shay. He got married and
Speaker 5: he's been fucking beating and his girl is sick.
Speaker 1: Dude. I was like, he puts it. He always puts
Speaker 1: it on display in his stories. I'm like, dude, that's
Speaker 1: that's trill holding her up like a kuma does that.
Speaker 1: He beat somebody and his sponsored content. Yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. I want him.
Speaker 3: Yea, he has been aisode.
Speaker 1: Tell me, nigga, you gotta come through, like you gotta
Speaker 1: have him.
Speaker 3: We gotta have jalen On for sure, we gotta have Mike.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I always feel like makes just so busy. Nick.
Speaker 5: You niggas just need to ask man, just fucking he
Speaker 5: ask him.
Speaker 3: If we ask him, he would be like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: can fit a day while you can come.
Speaker 1: When he has time, which is fine, right, Like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think this day I'm not doing anything. How does
Speaker 1: that work for you?
Speaker 3: That whenever I see no one's ever not doing anything,
Speaker 3: that's not really do something happens you see him, we're
Speaker 3: just hanging out. It's we're not talking about anything about work.
Speaker 1: Even every time that I've ever hung out with him,
Speaker 1: he's been like taking a break from like it's it's
Speaker 1: usually him like taking a very quick break, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's just mega, he's just a work.
Speaker 5: Think about this way, there's like oh okay, like some
Speaker 5: of the most some of the most busiest people in
Speaker 5: the world that have a thousand business and all that stuff,
Speaker 5: they'll be like all right, yeah, well for my friend, I'll.
Speaker 1: Take an hour.
Speaker 5: I'll take an hour autistical. Well, basically because we're hanging
Speaker 5: our show is hanging out.
Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, the same thing with the same thing,
Speaker 1: the same with Lyle.
Speaker 5: I actually feel bad because he's asked me like three
Speaker 5: times already like let jam and I just like keep
Speaker 5: i feel like I'm just not sleeping.
Speaker 1: Well, so I'm always like have we seen last week,
Speaker 1: I get lunch with him sometimes. I think the last
Speaker 1: time I saw him was like maybe like a week
Speaker 1: or two ago, though we saw him VIVS or not VIVS.
Speaker 1: I'm uh, I mean yeah, okay, uh uh.
Speaker 5: Fantastic four featuring Mister Fantastic Dick and Doctor Goon Bois.
Speaker 1: Don't give him his jacket. Don't give his jacket, don't
Speaker 1: give jackets. Rape them right now right? These are my
Speaker 1: trading cards. They're so cool. I got a charge a
Speaker 1: nine point eight conditions. Did you see that much? He's
Speaker 1: selling the trading cards now? Oh? Yeah, I think this
Speaker 1: is a second rendition. Yeah yeah. So like so they're
Speaker 1: ninety nine dollars a pop. They're digital, and if you
Speaker 1: buy fifteen of them you get one real one. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: so for fifteen dollars, hundred dollars you can get a
Speaker 1: real card with like a piece of his suit and
Speaker 1: his suit. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then the second time, so I think this is
Speaker 5: a suit when he whooped Biden's a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was debasically, but to me, I'm like,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you sell the assassination Like the assassination suit
Speaker 1: is the one? Well that's the thing that I guess
Speaker 1: the next one. I am, So this is the shot
Speaker 1: that I was shot in the ear and they tried
Speaker 1: to rape in my lest my ear made it. I
Speaker 1: was so cool.
Speaker 5: I was so cool and you could have a part
Speaker 5: of my little suit here. So weird that that's literally
Speaker 5: how he talks. And he's like, oh yeah, it's something, man,
Speaker 5: I think you really go.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's really careless insane now, dude,
Speaker 1: it I mean, what is it? Always looked kind of dumb,
Speaker 1: but now it's just like I just want him to
Speaker 1: his hair looks blurry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he would if he shaved his head
Speaker 5: and grew a beard. I think he would win so
Speaker 5: easily because like it would make him be so hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hair hurts him, it does, and someone.
Speaker 3: Still have a rugged appearance at all though he looks
Speaker 3: just kind of silly.
Speaker 5: I think somebody photoshopped him of how they think he
Speaker 5: would look if he didn't do all the dumb ship.
Speaker 1: He looked kind of hard. Well, the thing is already
Speaker 1: surprised by that, honestly, Like, I just feel like, like,
Speaker 1: because even that happened kind of recently with him, What
Speaker 1: is it you guys haven't read a letter media. You
Speaker 1: know Jay, like he cut his hair like he has
Speaker 1: like a like a machine he has like a military
Speaker 1: kind of buzz cut now and he looks there's like
Speaker 1: means about it. Like it's like he looks like this
Speaker 1: is like punished Jay because he looks so much tougher.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because because you would have it all nice and
Speaker 5: like kind of great heat, have nice hair. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: I was just like the punished era. It looks like
Speaker 5: a version of fucking well, blame fucking Jim, what do
Speaker 5: you want to.
Speaker 1: Honestly like, dude, his impact is wild. Yea, god damn.
Speaker 3: It looks like I don't know re you. I guess
Speaker 3: he just looks like were you stoic?
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, yes he is. He's very very much so.
Speaker 5: Uh this sea panterra, this seed, the cream, can't waste
Speaker 5: to drop your sperm.
Speaker 1: It's making us fucking, fucking, fucking fucking homo.
Speaker 5: I didn't say in the in the thing, sorry guy,
Speaker 5: but the bone in in bonus Chicken, lis asparagus, binging
Speaker 5: pisted Dealer, Smitchie the Kid, the amt forcibly administering extrad
Speaker 5: into old men, helped me. I'm stuck in a well.
Speaker 5: Nine to eleven is the seven eleven full of monkeys.
Speaker 5: I've got two dicks, and I'm not afraid to use them.
Speaker 5: She pipkin on my pippa poopy possum bare necks, part
Speaker 5: of a complete breakfast love it.
Speaker 1: Uh. Oh, by the way I found the I didn't.
Speaker 5: I thought it was Snapchat, but it's TikTok. The voice distorted.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, So you like record your voice and then
Speaker 5: you put the filter on to make it like this.
Speaker 1: So I made an RFK video yesterday just like.
Speaker 5: H and then I put it on put on Twitter
Speaker 5: because uh, just to address his dissolusion fans, you know,
Speaker 5: just let her know like I'm.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Like I'm sorry, I'm so fucking just well, the
Speaker 1: thing is how much it actually sounds like him. My
Speaker 1: brain is being slowly digested.
Speaker 3: Several sand worms from doom.
Speaker 1: There are sandworms in my brain.
Speaker 3: Like check this outludes in my head?
Speaker 4: What's Goodted me endorsing Donald Trump? But a half of
Speaker 4: my brain has been eaten by a worm.
Speaker 1: So what did you expect?
Speaker 4: Make America healthy again? We want bare necks and pigeon
Speaker 4: calves on every child's played in school and no more
Speaker 4: vaccines about their evil fauci.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy, Like that's not that somehow not
Speaker 3: that family wasting on him, dude, all the younger they
Speaker 3: hate him. This nigga is dumb.
Speaker 1: They hate him. I think it's literally from a place
Speaker 1: of it's like a concert, like this is our stupid relative.
Speaker 1: It's not his fault necessarily, but like he's not fit
Speaker 1: for what he's trying to do. Stop enabling him.
Speaker 3: Which when he chose, when he chose the dorse Trump,
Speaker 3: they were like, you're an embarrassment to our fucking family,
Speaker 3: and you are so disrespectful to the fucking last name
Speaker 3: you have.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeow, I mean John was well, they
Speaker 1: were always doing good ship. I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying there are a lot of Kennedys that
Speaker 1: aren't related to him. The last note of Kennedy was shot,
Speaker 1: you know, like and it was JFK. It wasn't the
Speaker 1: other one. So like it's been a while, like the
Speaker 1: idea that like, oh this this family is so important,
Speaker 1: like not really really, I know what I understand, that's
Speaker 1: not what necessarily people are saying, but like it's weird
Speaker 1: people are even paying attention to them. Well in American media.
Speaker 5: It is the closest thing to the Royal family that
Speaker 5: we had as far as but as far as like
Speaker 5: but like as as some as a family being important
Speaker 5: in America, Like really.
Speaker 1: Who else is there?
Speaker 5: I mean, what do you think of like a really
Speaker 5: important family?
Speaker 1: The Lows the actually royal family that is that is
Speaker 1: very true. They're global. They're more like they're but they're
Speaker 1: from well known, but they're from here, so they're they're
Speaker 1: they're not from here. Whoa to lift his head out
Speaker 1: of the table. They're not really they're brown standing up ship.
Speaker 1: I become the Greene was it was just like a
Speaker 1: mile long Markle Michael Clark Duncan. I think, yeah, Markle
Speaker 1: Clark marcle and Angela Markle Clark Duncan adult do what
Speaker 1: he says it look is that his catchphrase? It's the
Speaker 1: incredible doll. Fuck you man. Hulker Simpson. Let's see he
Speaker 1: does become hulking one episode. Oh he does.
Speaker 5: That's actually a good episode. It's like one of the
Speaker 5: later ones. But I actually enjoyed it episode because because
Speaker 5: stan Lee is like, he's not the Hulk I am,
Speaker 5: and he rips his shirt and then like the comic
Speaker 5: book guys like uh yeah, and he's like I did
Speaker 5: it once, Like he's so sad.
Speaker 1: He actually believes this funny bit. I wish. Oh he starts.
Speaker 5: He starts like he goes in the comic book story
Speaker 5: and start covering everything with Marvel Comics. Yeah, he fucking
Speaker 5: shoves a hulk in the Batmobile and Ruin's millhouses.
Speaker 1: I want to see. I want to see an official
Speaker 1: clip of The Simpsons. I want to see comic guy
Speaker 1: walking out of walking off of the Laited Express, walking
Speaker 1: off of Jeffy Epstein's playing and saying best flight, which
Speaker 1: is very accurate. I'm pretty sure you would do that.
Speaker 1: He's got a wet face. I hate, I hate how much.
Speaker 1: I hate how much guy? You Yeah, yeah, you are
Speaker 1: the comic guy. Yeah yeah, you pedophile. I'm what I mean.
Speaker 1: We literally just got done discuss him getting off as talking.
Speaker 3: About the real one, not the fucking variation.
Speaker 1: You literally you did not differentiate. That's crazy, that was
Speaker 1: canonically established. Like just like and you're like, man, I'm
Speaker 1: so much like this guy, just like me. Yeah what Simpson?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I would definitely be be the Mexican guy.
Speaker 3: It just like a bee bumba bee.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hated that because I was like, what is this?
Speaker 1: It was just this is the most out of place thing.
Speaker 1: It was just like it was just Mexican television.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I love it was so funny because he was he
Speaker 1: might as well be the guy that got the freaking
Speaker 1: dude from I don't know what. That big guy might
Speaker 1: as well have been Claymation for how well he fit
Speaker 1: into that chest.
Speaker 3: They were like, we're not going to give people colors
Speaker 3: in this game. We're gonna make your body yellow. But
Speaker 3: it's like, then you have black and you have black
Speaker 3: and brown people. If you think about it, there's no
Speaker 3: more just white.
Speaker 1: If you think about it, there's there's no more anti
Speaker 1: white piece of media than The Simpsons because they specifically
Speaker 1: exclude white people. They really should somebody there's the only
Speaker 1: guy with a bone.
Speaker 3: They're as straight up in the series two.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, Yeah, they're actually they're actually wider. Yeah, it's actually
Speaker 5: kind of funny that they do that, the kind of
Speaker 5: which is actually kind of very racist, like the palette swapped.
Speaker 3: I feel it's kind of crazy, you know they did,
Speaker 3: but I feel like they've definitely had the idea of
Speaker 3: that at first, and then they were like, let's just
Speaker 3: make other people and they were like, oh, we were not.
Speaker 1: To do this. Yeah, they fucked up.
Speaker 5: They should have did it, like Haronold not sorry Doug
Speaker 5: Doug because they were actually there was different colors.
Speaker 1: Now Doug was fucking Caucasian for he's the main character.
Speaker 1: Misdefeated my own argument, your main character has to be
Speaker 1: white and your best friend has to be black. That's
Speaker 1: how you Yeah, but it can't doesn't have to be
Speaker 1: black for real.
Speaker 3: How he became accessible. That's helped for you too, dude, You're.
Speaker 1: Like hopped onto my train. You're there.
Speaker 5: But definitely helped having a black best friend out having
Speaker 5: a black best friend and couldn't have.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't have got as good. It's how it works, man.
Speaker 3: You gotta have a black side man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the universe.
Speaker 5: Themselves, universe wouldn't have accepted it and like nope, they're like,
Speaker 5: all right, Jalen's good, but we need something that's a
Speaker 5: little more.
Speaker 1: Goofy was just a real, real person with an actual
Speaker 1: life the universe. Sweeney at that time was just sort
Speaker 1: of lingering. I was around work.
Speaker 5: It worked it's like, all right, Tom Sweeney, boom, it's gone.
Speaker 5: It's on Tom Sweeney is now just take your food
Speaker 5: and funk with it.
Speaker 1: You said. I remember I had a burrito once I
Speaker 1: was I was threatening to throw it on the ground,
Speaker 1: and you were just so genuinely the jet wow that
Speaker 1: I didn't do it. I wouldn't. I wouldn't have actually
Speaker 1: done it. All right, let me finish. It's not true
Speaker 1: you wanted to do it. I did not want to
Speaker 1: do that. Are you kidding? No way, I'm hanging over
Speaker 1: the bar. We never waste burritos, never waste burritos ASMR.
Speaker 5: But unless it was a breakast BURRITOMR. But got a
Speaker 5: lot of people angry about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that. People people, Yeah, people there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I don't know. I just it's not a
Speaker 1: breakfast thing to me. Yeah, there's something that's your tilla
Speaker 1: is just are feel very lunch dinner oriented? I don't know,
Speaker 1: they're not very breakfast oriented to me. You know, I
Speaker 1: just grew up around a lot of you know, filthy
Speaker 1: that would make sense, Yeah, filthy. I'm not. I won't
Speaker 1: say that. I won't finish it, but you understand rhymes
Speaker 1: with Mexican, Mexican Mexican food also is just wasn't wasn't
Speaker 1: really a Mexican? Is that just a Mexican from Texas?
Speaker 1: What is that? I feel like, Uh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Mexican food just isn't. Isn't big in New York? Really?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: Yeah not really? You have like a there's like a
Speaker 3: Mexican place every now and then ASMR.
Speaker 1: But it's just you three making your most disgusting wet
Speaker 1: mouth noises. Wet mouth, no, wet mouth.
Speaker 5: Three hours of this wet mouth noise, and that water
Speaker 5: on the mic just destroyed some reason. It's audible water,
Speaker 5: very audible.
Speaker 1: Artists.
Speaker 5: Okay, I would whoa, I would suck Sydney Sweeney's eggs
Speaker 5: out of her uterus like Boba tea facts.
Speaker 1: There you go. British people come then be like what's
Speaker 1: all this? Then I fall.
Speaker 5: Asleep to Inward compilations. Devin is pregnant, Congrats, I show
Speaker 5: speed joined the IRA.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 5: Listen to Anne Hathaway say the in word singing Tupac's
Speaker 5: how do you Want It?
Speaker 1: That's awesome, that's great. I love that coming up Nigga
Speaker 1: and that's awesome. Really I want to I want to
Speaker 1: say that Ann Hathaway was one of those people too,
Speaker 1: was like weirdly like like cartoon pretty yeah, she had
Speaker 1: like like the big eyes. Yeah. I actually I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't really care about her until I saw her
Speaker 5: breast in something.
Speaker 1: And also I didn't care that I saw her breast
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I kind of like.
Speaker 3: Anne Hathaway's broke. Well, she's definitely very very well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, transfim gremlin. You was just like not young.
Speaker 3: He's like in her forties now, I think pretty much.
Speaker 1: Has to be older than that. Who knows, probably late forties,
Speaker 1: who knows. I literally have no idea. Look at it.
Speaker 1: Look it up and Hathaway. Look up, look up and
Speaker 1: Hathaway naked.
Speaker 5: Age Yeah, and Hathaway breast because I I don't remember
Speaker 5: what movie that was from, but her, she's naked in
Speaker 5: some Then I was like, hey, I think that was
Speaker 5: again a half away.
Speaker 3: I respect her.
Speaker 1: I think that was only forty one. She's only forty one. Jones. Well,
Speaker 1: so she was like maybe like what like fifteen when
Speaker 1: she be so young? Yeah, she was young, she was.
Speaker 1: I just kind of assumed that she was like early
Speaker 1: from hoodie hood. That makes sense from the hood. Actually,
Speaker 1: that's why she said nigga. Yeah she's saying yeah, of
Speaker 1: course she did.
Speaker 3: Brooklyn said it around her black female friends and they
Speaker 3: were like, say it more.
Speaker 1: She was like, I say it more you.
Speaker 5: Michael Jackson, Mama, say mama saw mom molested child allegedly.
Speaker 1: It's so hard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's molested child because well it's because he he
Speaker 5: put in an extra syllable. I shouldn't be there.
Speaker 1: So to just be mama, say Mama saw molested child,
Speaker 1: then shouldn't be mama, say mama saw ma moleste. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he played an extra mon there. But I get it
Speaker 1: crack the Canadian Uh know what, know what?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 1: You're gay and when you're gay, you're gay and you
Speaker 1: are always gay. That was it for me to reade.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So she when you say that there's a
Speaker 1: movie three years ago, was sixteen. Holy wow. That's kind
Speaker 1: of nuts. Until she was young, I remember her being
Speaker 1: like way young when yeah, I mean I just I
Speaker 1: just didn't think about it. Sleep Metallica and the jiz
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Speaker 5: me lick your balls and your whole.
Speaker 3: How many sledgehammers the hesit? How many sledgehammer hits do.
Speaker 1: You think you can endure? Eighteen?
Speaker 3: I think maybe one.
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Speaker 1: blow me.
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Speaker 1: We're on the last page. Should I killed her? You
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Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Like what are you?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: What happened? Like if you go into a sledgehammer, you
Speaker 3: catch it, like you catch the sledge and you just
Speaker 3: guide with it?
Speaker 1: Is that possible? That? Like? What do you say?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: What do you say? It's a sledge hammer, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's coming at you and you look. There's only one
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Speaker 3: I would love some chicken fries, Mediterranean fries with some
Speaker 3: chicken and some fucking lettuce, some nickeled celery, so.
Speaker 1: Chicken fried steak. They have a they fried the steaky chicken. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I hate I hate Southerners sometimes, so it's like chicken
Speaker 1: fried chicken fried blank chicken fried water, basically chicken fried water.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 5: Now, they took the idea of a snitzel, right, and
Speaker 5: then they just played it. Well that's what it is, right,
Speaker 5: a snitzel. So like they took the idea and then
Speaker 5: they like a snitzel, which is like a lot of
Speaker 5: times like just a chicken patty of fried chicken patty.
Speaker 5: So they're like, oh, it's chicken fried and then they
Speaker 5: applied it to everything. Oh so chicken fried chicken. And
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Speaker 1: You're giving him then after a while.
Speaker 3: Hes ry good, after a while, straight through his pants,
Speaker 3: pants and you just.
Speaker 1: You're you you through his pants, but you're pushing the
Speaker 1: pants further and further into his asshole to the poy
Speaker 1: where there's a full pair of jeans in his asshole.
Speaker 1: Oh my lord, it's only the very end of it.
Speaker 1: He has to pull it out of his as I'm
Speaker 1: all damned up, you know, well, not bad at the
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, honestly pulling his pants.
Speaker 1: I've had tougher ships. Eating fucking twenty ounces of steak
Speaker 1: every other minute, every other minute, so every other so,
Speaker 1: so for a half hour, a half hour every hour,
Speaker 1: basically for a half hour and an hour.
Speaker 3: For half hour every hour, he's not eating steak.
Speaker 1: The idea is is it so? Is it accumulating while
Speaker 1: he's eating the steak. So he's eating, he's twenty ounces
Speaker 1: every every other minute, So one minute, twenty ounces. One
Speaker 1: a minute passes, he is he's testing it, and then
Speaker 1: the next minute he's eating twenty ounces in the steak again,
Speaker 1: eats the whole fucking thing. Then for one minute he's like,
Speaker 1: he looks like, he's he looks like he's full, he's like,
Speaker 1: and the next minute.
Speaker 11: When he Sh'S like, and then when he's he's a
Speaker 11: minute will pass and then he has to eat worst
Speaker 11: as he's shipping.
Speaker 1: There's a steakhouse with toilet seeds. Here's just they're shipping
Speaker 1: and eating twenty out steaks, and that's why getting pants
Speaker 1: shoved up his ass isn't that bad. It's like it's
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Speaker 3: All you think it's worth it, fucking rogue.
Speaker 5: Uh, I just don't see a problem like, why not
Speaker 5: just you you you, you unzip your your fly, put
Speaker 5: a condumn on your completely shield, and then you fuck rogue.
Speaker 1: I really don't see an issue.
Speaker 3: All it takes is well because think of it like this, Right,
Speaker 3: you're such a vulneral position. If you're sucking her and
Speaker 3: somehow you make contact, they're gonna end up falling on
Speaker 3: her and then you're gonna die.
Speaker 1: She's at the edge of the bed on her back. Right.
Speaker 1: What you would have to do, like you'd have to
Speaker 1: wear a full body condom, but you don't look at
Speaker 1: if you take your penis out of your zipper with
Speaker 1: your pants on and put a condom with your condom,
Speaker 1: is still gonna like you're a protected because I don't
Speaker 1: understand that seems like so much stress to deal with
Speaker 1: in a situation, does it?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: You don't because I don't want to think about potentially
Speaker 1: like immediately dying while I'm having sex.
Speaker 3: Actually, because like men wouldn't die, they lose there. They
Speaker 3: have their energy drained first, and then they like a
Speaker 3: regular person, you'd probably get like one touch and you'd
Speaker 3: be like, oh yeah, they got.
Speaker 1: A woozy done.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm confable enough because like or careful enough,
Speaker 5: is what I meant.
Speaker 1: She'd got to sit on the bed.
Speaker 5: She'd have to be bent over, her pussy and ass
Speaker 5: hanging just off the bed, right off the bed, maybe
Speaker 5: a fucking maybe three inches off the bed. Right then
Speaker 5: I'd have to have a condom inside my pants already,
Speaker 5: I put my hard dick.
Speaker 1: I put my condom through my phole.
Speaker 5: They put my dick inside the condom, do the pehole,
Speaker 5: and i'd have to fuck her.
Speaker 1: Look good night, folks,